#Soylent | Logs for 2015-02-10

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[00:05:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Some Antibiotics may Fight Cancer Like an Infectious Disease - http://sylnt.us - hoping-for-the-best
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[00:50:02] <SpallsHurgenson> good evening, fellow wearers-of-pants
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[00:51:52] <Gravis> i'm curious: how does the SN system choose to give moderation points to people? is "karma" involved?
[00:52:18] <Gravis> i ask because the system seems to really like giving me mod points. :)
[00:52:45] <SirFinkus> I resent that accusation SpallsHurgenson
[00:52:51] <SirFinkus> 5 a day gravis
[00:52:52] <SpallsHurgenson> I think they upped the likelihood of mod points for some reason or another
[00:54:30] <SpallsHurgenson> I forget, I wasn't really paying attention since I don't moderate. I'm not judgemental enough :)
[00:55:29] <Gravis> SirFinkus: really? because i got 5 twice today. :)
[00:55:59] <SirFinkus> rephrase: every 24 hours
[00:56:28] <crutchy> the mod system is promiscuous... it puts out a lot
[00:56:49] <Gravis> crutchy: that sounds more like it. ;)
[00:58:29] <SpallsHurgenson> "Gravis" reminds me of my favoritist-ever piece of PC hardware :)
[00:58:43] <SirFinkus> there's a big write up on the new mod system, it was posted a week or so back
[00:59:15] <SirFinkus> https://soylentnews.org
[00:59:17] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03SN article: SoylentNews Site Update 15.01 04(147 comments)
[00:59:17] <SirFinkus> gravis
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[01:02:17] <Gravis> SirFinkus: noted.
[01:04:14] <Gravis> "-1 Spam mod (inflicts -10 to the karma of the spammer)" <-- ouch. i hope there is a manual review of those or they could be abused with ease
[01:05:05] <chromas> There is
[01:05:20] <chromas> So far there's only been four or five uses of it
[01:05:46] <crutchy> we throw potatoes at the modder if they're being a prick
[01:06:28] <Gravis> and i really wish clicking "parent" wouldn't completely reload the page.
[01:07:06] <Gravis> i minor javascript function could make it much nicer
[01:07:42] <Gravis> i'm not big on javascript but it has valid uses
[01:07:51] <crutchy> yup there's a few little annoyances like that. also happens when you mod so if you're 50 comments down and you mod you end up at the top again
[01:08:12] <Gravis> noted that one. :/
[01:08:16] <Gravis> noticed*
[01:08:36] <chromas> middle-click helps
[01:08:56] <crutchy> cos it infuriates mac users?
[01:09:01] <Gravis> but what if there was a murder-click? :O
[01:09:03] <chromas> hah
[01:09:15] <chromas> apple users only need a stem
[01:09:46] <SpallsHurgenson> http://arstechnica.com poor poor telcos, always being forced to provide service to customers who paid for that service
[01:09:47] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Internet providers lobby against backup power rules for phone lines | Ars Technica
[01:11:05] <chromas> You can save the Moderate button pressing until you hit the bottom of the page. The whole thing is one giant form, so you can use any moderate button
[01:11:54] * crutchy likes big forms
[01:12:10] <Gravis> chromas: that's half brilliant, half retarded
[01:12:15] <crutchy> (o Y o)
[01:12:55] <chromas> Welcome to slash
[01:13:40] <crutchy> ~suggest maybe a static div at the top with hte mod button instead of having them sprinkled around everywhere, or summin
[01:13:47] <exec> *** suggestion successfully added to wiki - http://sylnt.us
[01:14:33] <chromas> There's also a stand-alone one at the bottom
[01:15:00] <Gravis> or you could make the modding instant
[01:15:09] <crutchy> we need a Beta! button
[01:15:13] <SpallsHurgenson> popups! we need more popups!
[01:15:25] <SpallsHurgenson> or <frames>! Frames are always good
[01:15:25] <crutchy> with bewbs
[01:15:34] <chromas> instant mods would require js, which they ripped out
[01:15:50] <chromas> plus we'd probably have more 'accidental' spam mods :)
[01:16:32] <crutchy> only js that's permitted is for collecting stats, cos 'don't be ebil' and stuff
[01:17:15] <Gravis> which is why you could be able to remoderate which would modify a previous mod
[01:17:47] <Gravis> js has it's uses and if you hate it, sure, have an option to disable it
[01:19:24] <crutchy> does SN use come greasemonkey to dynamically load comments?
[01:19:25] <chromas> They probably wouldn't mind adding in some optional js for that, but would need someone willing to work on it
[01:19:39] <crutchy> s/c/s/
[01:19:46] <chromas> yeah it has js for that, taken from a greasemonkey script
[01:19:48] <SpallsHurgenson> I nominate bytram
[01:20:18] <crutchy> i nominate ciri
[01:20:31] <chromas> We should replace the whole site with js
[01:20:44] <SpallsHurgenson> Flash
[01:20:51] <chromas> node.js on the back that sends an empty html page with js to load everything
[01:21:24] <chromas> flash is pretty much dead. it's only needed for some youtube videos and porntubes
[01:21:53] <SpallsHurgenson> soylentnews can revitalize flash!
[01:22:19] <chromas> vulnerabilities++
[01:22:19] <Bender> karma - vulnerabilities: 1
[01:22:27] <JamesNZ> Speaking of flash, does anyone know how to stop youtube from buffering the entire video with the HTML5 player? It'll eat up all me data.
[01:23:16] <chromas> I don't, but it's only the last year or so I've seen the flash player do that
[01:23:45] <JamesNZ> Hmm, it's done it all along for me.
[01:24:21] <SpallsHurgenson> try the youtube controlcenter greasemonkey script and see if there are any options there that might help
[01:24:26] <chromas> maybe a couple years
[01:26:19] <JamesNZ> SpallsHurgenson: Nah, can't see any appropriate option.
[01:26:23] <SpallsHurgenson> I always had the opposite issue where youtube only buffered the first 25% or so, and I remember futzing around with something there that made it keep loading the whole thing
[01:26:51] <SpallsHurgenson> DASH playback, I think
[01:26:57] * JamesNZ has the opposite problem :P
[01:27:36] <JamesNZ> Maybe I should request it as a feature.
[01:28:40] <SpallsHurgenson> sadly, greasemonkey and scriptish aren't fully compatible with palemoon :(
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[01:32:46] <BadCoderFinger> Hi guys
[01:33:10] <SpallsHurgenson> on a completely unrelated note, I ate this for dinner tonight and it was awesome http://www.theregister.co.uk
[01:33:10] <Hedonismbot> ^* 03Post-pub nosh neckfiller: The Red Dwarf chilli chutney egg sarnie • The Register
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[01:37:35] <SpallsHurgenson> "The triple fried egg butty with chili sauce and chutney: all the ingredients are wrong. The fried eggs: wrong; the chutney: wrong. The chili sauce: all wrong. But put them together and somehow it works. It becomes right."
[01:38:00] <BadCoderFinger> Heh!
[01:38:05] <BadCoderFinger> Like garlic beer.
[01:39:35] <SpallsHurgenson> you definitely need all the eggs though, and go light on the chutney; it can overpower the taste of the other ingredients.
[02:04:07] <SpallsHurgenson> http://www.fudzilla.com skynet awakens
[02:04:09] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Cleaning Robot Fires first shots in robot wars
[02:06:49] <crutchy> #helpme! i'm being.... cleaned :/
[02:07:10] <SirFinkus> "The fire brigade were soon on the scene to help free the woman from the clutches of the Robot Terminator."
[02:07:18] <crutchy> s/clean/suck/
[02:07:18] <sedctl> <crutchy> #helpme! i'm being.... sucked :/
[02:07:25] <SirFinkus> umm, nobody had scissors?
[02:07:57] <SpallsHurgenson> cleaned... of life!
[02:08:57] <SpallsHurgenson> she was given a choice between a bad hairdo and possibly losing her life waiting for the firemen :)
[02:09:42] <SirFinkus> I imagine it could be salvaged, lots of women have short hair these days
[02:09:47] <SirFinkus> and she has a good story
[02:09:50] <crutchy> why does an image of officer doofy come to mind right now?
[02:09:56] <SirFinkus> I might be biased though
[02:10:02] * SirFinkus likes women with short hair
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[02:11:07] <SpallsHurgenson> probably would have been closer to "bald spot" than "short hair" :)
[02:11:22] <crutchy> SirFinkus, s/$/ and vaginas/
[02:11:22] <sedctl> <crutchy> <SirFinkus> likes women with short hair and vaginas
[02:11:36] <SirFinkus> well, I did say women
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[02:11:44] <SirFinkus> that does imply a vagina
[02:11:55] <crutchy> never can tell these days
[02:12:05] <SpallsHurgenson> crutchy either works for the redundant department of redundancy department, or he has never met a woman :)
[02:12:06] <LancePodstrong> gotta specify
[02:12:12] <LancePodstrong> apparently chicks with dicks are still women these days
[02:12:19] <SirFinkus> no, they aren't
[02:12:38] <LancePodstrong> i don't disagree but you'll hvae to convince them of that
[02:12:56] <SpallsHurgenson> speaking of Korean technology... http://arstechnica.com
[02:12:56] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03North Korea shows off previously secret “stealth” missile hoverboat | Ars Technica
[02:12:58] <SirFinkus> no I don't, the dictionary has a perfectly serviceable definition
[02:13:40] <SirFinkus> Female \Fe"male\, n. [OE. femel, femal, F. femelle, fr. L.
[02:13:40] <SirFinkus> femella, dim. of femina woman. See {Feminine}.]
[02:13:40] <SirFinkus> 1. An individual of the sex which conceives and brings forth
[02:13:40] <SirFinkus> young, or (in a wider sense) which has an ovary and
[02:13:40] <SirFinkus> produces ova.
[02:13:45] <SirFinkus> sorry, formatting
[02:13:51] <crutchy> i'm a previous former officer rejoined to the newly created role of redundant department of redundancy role creator establishment department
[02:13:58] <SirFinkus> I looked up woman and it said "see female"
[02:14:23] <crutchy> instructions not clear... got dick caught in female
[02:15:16] <SirFinkus> bbl, for more thrilling social commentary
[02:31:44] <chromas> That definition is gendercist
[02:32:08] <chromas> what about the men who cut it off and pretend to be women just to troll their friends?
[02:32:25] <SpallsHurgenson> do you know many men like that, chromas?
[02:32:43] <SpallsHurgenson> I don't think I've ever met a castrate who did it just for the lols
[02:32:45] <chromas> I think there's a few on the soylent web site
[02:32:47] <BadCoderFinger> I'd use the word "stoned" to describe them.
[02:38:07] <BadCoderFinger> Not that there's anything wrong with stoned, but it seems like a prerequisite.
[02:39:24] <juggs> Oh my, what discussion did I walk in on? Not sure I even want to read up
[02:39:49] <SpallsHurgenson> we were discussing systemd
[02:39:50] <chromas> Just talkin' 'bout shaft
[02:40:02] <JamesNZ> juggs: They were talking about ur mom.
[02:41:39] <juggs> JamesNZ, I doubt that :D
[02:42:05] <JamesNZ> They were, I tell you!
[02:42:23] * SpallsHurgenson talks about jugg's mom
[02:42:55] <SirFinkus> and I'm back, to reinvigorate the debate!
[02:43:01] <juggs> Go on - this should be enlightening SpallsHurgenson :D
[02:43:51] * SpallsHurgenson notes that jugg's mom had at a couple of X chromosomes and gave birth to a baby juggs at one point
[02:44:24] <chromas> were they twins?
[02:44:27] <chromas> twin juggs?
[02:44:31] <SpallsHurgenson> also, earlier in her life she was a little girl.
[02:44:36] <juggs> Anyone else read the DPR chat transcript article on ArsTechnica? I'm still trying to work out who was scamming whom and how many of the characters may have been LEO plants.
[02:46:04] <juggs> SpallsHurgenson, maybe I came out backwards and have jugg ears! Stranger things have happened, I read that somewhere on the inter-tubes.
[02:46:57] * SpallsHurgenson is pretty sure jugg's mom shares 50% of her DNA with juggs as well
[02:47:19] <JamesNZ> How can you tell? :o
[02:49:51] * SpallsHurgenson notes that jugg's mom had genitalia of some sort and very, very likely had had sex prior to jugg's birth
[02:50:09] <SirFinkus> oh man, DPR
[02:50:29] <SirFinkus> what a retard, assuming this isn't some kind of conspiracy
[02:50:51] <SirFinkus> apparently he was chatting up girls at bars about his silk road stuff
[02:51:20] <crutchy> i'm confused. is this the batcave now?
[02:51:28] <SpallsHurgenson> to be fair, very, very few people can maintain the properly paranoid behavior necessary to keep out of trouble if the police are really investigating you
[02:51:36] <juggs> I didn't mean to pass comment on DPR, the whole thing is murky to me. I just found the transcript interesting.
[02:52:12] <crutchy> tama, yo mama is so fat she peed and created the pacific ocean
[02:52:20] <SpallsHurgenson> and maintaining that standard of behavior will probably result in your not being able to enjoy the fruits of your crime anyway :)
[02:53:01] <SirFinkus> naw, but he was a special kind of retarded
[02:53:22] <SirFinkus> logging transcripts of illegal activity?
[02:53:34] <SirFinkus> he had to turn that on
[02:53:38] <SirFinkus> and he kept a diary too
[02:54:06] <crutchy> ~define DPR
[02:54:08] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3DPR: Dick To Pussy Resuscitation
[02:54:13] <SirFinkus> yes, that
[02:54:14] <crutchy> o.0
[02:54:20] <SpallsHurgenson> Dread Pirate Roberts,
[02:54:23] <SirFinkus> dread pirate roberts, the guy who ran silk road
[02:54:35] <juggs> SpallsHurgenson, indeed so - as far as I can see, if your "cash" is circulating in Bitcoin I see no way to cash out of that to real world $$ without being scammed or stung by LEO. But then I don't know anything much about the shady underbelly of society :D
[02:54:49] <JamesNZ> Democratic People's Republic [of Korea].
[02:54:50] <SirFinkus> naw, they had that firgured out
[02:54:51] <SpallsHurgenson> a criminal user of silk road recently busted for.. erm...drug dealing, wasn't it?
[02:55:06] <crutchy> oh shit we're onto bitcoins
[02:55:07] <SirFinkus> you could buy cash on silk road for bitcoins
[02:55:27] <SpallsHurgenson> my understanding is that the guy wasn't aware he was under investigation until he actually was caught
[02:55:44] <SirFinkus> I'd imagine real cash, as that's how most of the vendors would cash out
[02:55:53] <SirFinkus> then he's even more retarded
[02:55:54] <crutchy> i'd prefer a yellow brick road... made of either gold bars or yellow ice
[02:56:23] <SpallsHurgenson> he - like most people involved in criminal activities - probably expected he would sneak under the radar so he didn't take exceptional care to cover his tracks
[02:56:23] <SirFinkus> he's running a criminal enterprised that has gotten widespread media attention, while thumbing his nose at the feds
[02:56:37] <SirFinkus> silk road was huge
[02:56:49] <crutchy> that's cos everyone that uses tor thinks it makes them impenetrable
[02:56:59] <SirFinkus> millions, if not billions of dollars of transactions through it
[02:57:18] <SirFinkus> of course it was under investigation
[02:57:25] <SirFinkus> and vendors had been busted before
[02:57:42] <juggs> SirFinkus, yep true. But how do you get that cash delivered? That's the weak point. The physical world has to interface with the virtual to be able to profit and that's where it falls down. It may just be money mules getting picked up at that point, put it strangles the cashing out process.
[02:57:59] <crutchy> "i have class tor armor on... that err... special armor... that's impenetrable to american bullets"
[02:58:29] <SirFinkus> well, at the point where you're ordering 10k in hundreds, you probably have your own infrastructure for that kind of thing
[02:58:35] <SpallsHurgenson> most criminals - most people - don't have the foresight and planning that TV and movies would make you believe is common to the underworld
[02:59:07] <crutchy> duh everyone knows the best way to pick up cash is to have the feds throw it in a bin
[02:59:09] <SpallsHurgenson> they just do things day by day, with as little effort as is required. this guy seems no different and I doubt most of us would be any better :)
[02:59:12] <juggs> And TV and movies make it look simple.
[02:59:25] <SirFinkus> and if you tumbled the coins there would be no connection from the bitcoins to the money
[02:59:26] <SpallsHurgenson> brb
[02:59:26] <ciri> ok SpallsHurgenson
[02:59:51] <SirFinkus> so you're now doing a shady btc->usd conversion
[03:00:13] <SirFinkus> shady, illegal, but not quite as risky as you'd think
[03:00:34] <crutchy> someone's gotta test the coins for authenticity... by taking a few bytes
[03:01:33] <juggs> Risky unless you've washed the BTC through numerous tumblers. Which, point to note, DPR failed to do sending straight from his own wallet to wallet of apparent "hitman service".
[03:02:09] <SirFinkus> well, we've established he wasn't the sharpest knife the drawer
[03:02:17] <crutchy> oh yeah that's right. you never know if those handling them before you have hashed their hands
[03:02:54] <SirFinkus> he advertised the site using his real email address
[03:03:22] <crutchy> he should have used telnet... nobody would have suspected
[03:04:19] <crutchy> hmm actually that didn't sound dumb enough. better scratch that idea
[03:04:36] <crutchy> the feds are prolly so focused on things like tor they prolly wouldn't suspect
[03:05:06] <SirFinkus> you forget that they're logging everything anyway, and telnet isn't encrypted
[03:05:16] <SirFinkus> so that'd just be a ctrl-f for them
[03:05:44] <crutchy> 'ew mah gawd it looks like their transacting illegal stuff in broad daylight... nah it must be some kind of incryption... dig deeper till it all looks like jibberish'
[03:05:50] <SirFinkus> and they have no qualms about parallel construction, you'll note that they still haven't released the packet logs yet
[03:06:01] <SirFinkus> because those are too hard to fake reliably
[03:08:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - George Orwell's "1984" Telescreens are Here... - http://sylnt.us - and-who-thought-that-this-was-a-good-idea?
[03:08:09] <crutchy> could you tunnel fake packets inside real packets?
[03:08:41] <crutchy> between proxiees
[03:09:21] <crutchy> hmm prolly not. need some way for the reply to get to the proxy
[03:09:27] <JamesNZ> Isn't that what they do with IP tunnelling?
[03:09:52] <juggs> They have no reason to do so unless DPR's legal defence asks them to. He was pretty much fucked by what was on his laptop when he was grabbed, the rest is an irrelevance.
[03:11:10] <crutchy> maybe he merely cloned the silk road github repo :p
[03:11:45] <SirFinkus> It's relevant when the fed's story is that they found the servers because the captcha was returning the clearnet ip
[03:11:58] <SirFinkus> which got them to the "grab the laptop" point
[03:12:28] <crutchy> best bet in that scenario; "it's not my laptop"
[03:12:48] <SirFinkus> what they really did was point the NSA at him (illegally) and then make up the story of how they found the servers after the fact
[03:12:57] <SirFinkus> naw, best bet is shut your fucking mouth
[03:13:22] <SirFinkus> which it sounds like he did, but he was already screwed at that point
[03:13:24] <crutchy> if you do that in america nowadays the feds just put words in your mouth for you
[03:13:43] <SirFinkus> at least you aren't hanging yourself though
[03:13:52] <SirFinkus> at least make them work for it
[03:14:19] <crutchy> hehe. they don't work. they just lock people up from heresay
[03:14:54] <SirFinkus> it isn't quite that bad
[03:15:08] <juggs> As I understand it, to go the parallel construction / fruit of the poison tree route he would have to have claimed ownership of the Silk Road server(s). Without that they had no standing to do so. As they didn't that line of thought was not brought to court.
[03:15:08] <crutchy> 'ooh look we caught teh turrist'
[03:15:40] <SirFinkus> well, that's only in bullshit kafka/nsa logic juggs
[03:16:30] <juggs> SirFinkus, no that is law / justice as it is served in the US as I understand it.
[03:16:40] <crutchy> he should have gone all die hard 4 on their asses. with the magnets n shit
[03:16:58] <crutchy> juggs, you're (incorrectly) assuming that justice is served in the US :p
[03:17:05] * SpallsHurgenson returns, feeling much warmer
[03:17:22] <SirFinkus> I agree juggs, I just find it's a very tortured way of interpreting the law
[03:17:24] <juggs> crutchy, your assumptions about my assumptions may be incorrect
[03:17:34] <crutchy> justice was killed by the SJW a long time ago
[03:17:50] <juggs> LOL crutchy you troll piece!
[03:17:51] <ciri> lol damn!
[03:17:54] <crutchy> crushed to death by helicopter money
[03:17:58] <crutchy> :D
[03:18:15] <SirFinkus> I wish ciri had gotten crushed to death by helicopter money
[03:18:32] <crutchy> no. i'm ciri! and so is my wife!
[03:18:41] <SirFinkus> did I stutter?
[03:18:48] <crutchy> crush me with money instead
[03:19:41] <SirFinkus> also, that triggered me
[03:19:51] <SirFinkus> helicopters dropped stuff in my yard the other week
[03:19:56] <crutchy> oh!
[03:19:57] * SpallsHurgenson crushes crutchy with a Triganic Ningi, a triangular rubber coin six thousand eight hundred miles along each side
[03:20:24] <crutchy> who dropped stuff out of a helicopter on your lawn!?
[03:20:34] <SirFinkus> the military
[03:20:38] <crutchy> that kinda shit doesn't happen here. we're too boring
[03:20:39] <juggs> SirFinkus, this is what happens when you pile law upon law upon precedence from centuries ago. It comes to the point one is no longer arguing about law, one is arguing about the minutiae of detail about the process to get off on a technicality. It's a sure sign that the body legal needs tearing down and re-doing.
[03:20:39] <SirFinkus> it was a black helicopter too
[03:21:05] <crutchy> ah it must be a derivery from the NSA for your server :p
[03:21:17] <SpallsHurgenson> please... it is now more correct to refer to them as "a helicopter of color"!
[03:21:31] <crutchy> yes we're not helicopterist here
[03:21:31] <SirFinkus> negrocopter?
[03:21:34] * SirFinkus runs
[03:21:38] * juggs dies a little inside
[03:21:41] <BadCoderFinger> Afrocopter?
[03:21:52] <crutchy> oh man this just fell in a hole
[03:22:07] <BadCoderFinger> Heh, yeah, that's what we do best.
[03:22:09] <SpallsHurgenson> yeah... this went darker faster than I expected it to
[03:22:15] <SirFinkus> HAR HAR
[03:22:21] * SpallsHurgenson was just making fun of political correctness, honest!
[03:22:27] <crutchy> aren't we supposed to roll downhill a bit first :p
[03:22:56] <SirFinkus> I am blameless in this, I only did what had to be done
[03:23:12] <SpallsHurgenson> I see nothing, NOTHING!
[03:23:21] <crutchy> there's gotta be a darth vader joke in here somewhere
[03:24:00] <crutchy> did you know darth vader was a black guy?
[03:24:08] <SirFinkus> I had one for that too, but I decided against it
[03:24:12] <SirFinkus> see, I have discretion
[03:24:15] <SirFinkus> it was a good one too
[03:24:44] <SpallsHurgenson> of course he was black; he was charbroiled on Mustafar
[03:25:02] <SirFinkus> that never happened SpallsHurgenson
[03:25:34] <crutchy> yeah. he choked on his vadervoice
[03:25:54] <SpallsHurgenson> no, it did! I know 'cause I was there!
[03:25:59] SpallsHurgenson is now known as ObiWanKenobi
[03:26:16] <crutchy> ObiWankerNobi :D
[03:26:19] <ObiWanKenobi> I chucked the little brat into the magma myself!
[03:26:21] <JamesNZ> XD
[03:26:27] <SirFinkus> nope, you didn't
[03:26:32] <SirFinkus> never happened
[03:26:36] JamesNZ is now known as DarthKiwi
[03:26:37] <crutchy> it's "mag...ma"
[03:26:53] <DarthKiwi> I sense a presence I have not felt for a long time...
[03:27:13] <ObiWanKenobi> eeep!
[03:27:14] crutchy is now known as SheepSkywalker
[03:27:16] ObiWanKenobi is now known as InstantGhost
[03:27:23] * SheepSkywalker stares death in the face
[03:27:28] <SheepSkywalker> or in the rear
[03:27:29] <InstantGhost> neener neener, can't catch me!
[03:27:58] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[03:27:59] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Chasing Amy - Racist Star Wars - YouTube
[03:28:21] SheepSkywalker is now known as crutchy
[03:29:08] InstantGhost is now known as SpallsHurgenson
[03:29:42] <SpallsHurgenson> (I'm back in mufti :)
[03:39:27] <SpallsHurgenson> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[03:39:28] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03UK air traffic mega cockup: BOTH server channels failed - report • The Register
[03:40:57] <crutchy> why has that airplane got a qantas logo on it? are we being airplanist now?
[03:41:30] <crutchy> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[03:41:30] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Researcher says Aussie spooks help code Five Eyes mega malware • The Register
[03:41:38] <crutchy> ew. that would be a worry
[03:42:34] <crutchy> surely we're not that dumb to use windows to write malware?!
[03:42:42] <SpallsHurgenson> the problem is even if we do hold aussie spooks accountable for their crimes, any trial in Australia is - by definition - a kangaroo court :)
[03:43:31] <crutchy> best court there is. where the judges just kick you in the guts :p
[03:45:00] <crutchy> wtf
[03:45:00] <crutchy> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[03:45:01] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Symantec becomes Gold OpenStack member - while suing it • The Register
[03:45:28] <BadCoderFinger> Symantec? They're still around?
[03:46:01] <BadCoderFinger> They've managed to buy and destroy some really good stuff.
[03:48:08] <BadCoderFinger> You'd think people have learned to keep away from it by now.
[03:48:39] <SpallsHurgenson> I think the bulk of their customers never get the chance, what with it coming pre-installed on their computers
[03:48:51] <mrcoolbp> Well said.
[03:49:10] <SirFinkus> at least they don't bundle their toolbars with flash updates
[03:49:15] <SirFinkus> fucking mcaffee
[03:49:42] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[03:49:44] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03How To Uninstall McAfee Antivirus - YouTube
[03:49:45] <SpallsHurgenson> and flash bundles mcaffee... a cunning circle of doom :)
[03:51:19] <BadCoderFinger> McAfee? Dear god, the original owner of the company is a fifth degree batshit belt, and even he says don't use it!
[03:51:29] <SirFinkus> ooh, cuntrot, that's a good one
[03:52:06] <LancePodstrong> is that the vid i think it is finkus?
[03:52:14] <SirFinkus> I don't know
[03:52:15] <LancePodstrong> one of my favs
[03:52:24] <LancePodstrong> the one with chicks and bath salts
[03:52:25] <SirFinkus> I aspire to be McAfee, he's my kind of crazy
[03:54:19] <BadCoderFinger> Heh!
[03:55:07] <SirFinkus> is he still a fugitive?
[03:55:11] <crutchy> i aspire to be he-man. he gets all the chicks
[03:56:17] <BadCoderFinger> He's technically a fugitive from Bolivia, I think.
[03:57:06] <juggs> ~weather
[03:57:08] <exec> 03London, UK - currently 43°F / 6°C, overcast, humidity 76% - Tuesday partly cloudy (37°F-47°F / 3°C-8°C), Wednesday cloudy (37°F-45°F / 3°C-7°C), Thursday cloudy (37°F-44°F / 3°C-7°C), Friday chance of rain (42°F-49°F / 6°C-9°C) - google
[03:57:28] <crutchy> i read somewhere that g.w. bush is considered a fugitive in malaysia
[03:58:05] <crutchy> ~weather-prefs unit imperial
[03:58:06] <exec> successfully saved prefs
[03:58:09] <crutchy> or
[03:58:12] <BadCoderFinger> McAfee lived in Bolivia for a while. He said that he wouldn't pay bribes to the local government, and they framed him for murder.
[03:58:14] <crutchy> ~weather-prefs unit metric
[03:58:15] <exec> successfully saved prefs
[03:58:20] <SpallsHurgenson> yeah, but c'mon, who amongst us here ISN'T a fugitive in Malaysia?
[03:58:41] <BadCoderFinger> Planes, apparently.
[04:00:41] -!- BadCoderFinger has quit [Quit: The Malaysians are after me!]
[04:00:46] -!- idetuxs has quit [Quit: leaving]
[04:01:17] <juggs> Sheep testes stew is underrated IMO - but then I'm in Mongolia not Malaysia
[04:01:20] <crutchy> ~weather
[04:01:22] <exec> 03Melbourne VIC - currently 25°C, clear, wind W at 8 km/h, humidity 61% - Tuesday clear (18°C-33°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (17°C-36°C), Thursday partly cloudy (17°C-27°C), Friday chance of storm (21°C-33°C) - google
[04:01:57] <juggs> lucky git :P The wife will be on you to mow the lawn again if you're not careful!
[04:01:59] <LancePodstrong> predicting thundersnow here tomorrow
[04:02:03] <crutchy> feels warmer than that. though i've got some kinda stomach bug or summin
[04:02:08] <LancePodstrong> ~weather KSYN
[04:02:10] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[04:02:22] <LancePodstrong> no airport codes eh
[04:02:37] <crutchy> i think it does
[04:02:49] <crutchy> i pilfered a crapload of them off a website ages ago
[04:02:56] <LancePodstrong> ~weather stanton, mn
[04:02:58] <exec> 03Stanton, MN, USA - currently 24°F / -4°C, clear, wind S at 5 mph, humidity 80% - Monday partly cloudy (19°F-30°F / -7°C--1°C), Tuesday chance of ice (21°F-36°F / -6°C-2°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (0°F-27°F / -18°C--3°C), Thursday partly cloudy (0°F-10°F / -18°C--12°C) - google
[04:03:30] <swiss> oh gods, why did i get the idea of using python to do my home automation controller
[04:03:33] <swiss> i hate myself already
[04:05:20] <crutchy> ~weather cdi
[04:05:22] <exec> 03Cambridge, MA, USA - currently -9°C, light snow, humidity 86% - Monday snow (-11°C-0°C), Tuesday chance of snow showers (-9°C-0°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (-10°C--2°C), Thursday chance of snow (-10°C--1°C) - google
[04:05:59] <LancePodstrong> ~weather syn
[04:06:00] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[04:06:08] <LancePodstrong> ~weather ksyn
[04:06:09] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[04:06:22] <crutchy> hmm
[04:06:29] <crutchy> ~weather zsyn
[04:06:30] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[04:06:43] <LancePodstrong> http://forecast.weather.gov
[04:06:44] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03National Weather Service
[04:07:13] <crutchy> ~help ~location-add
[04:07:19] <exec> help for "~location-add" alias not found
[04:07:25] <crutchy> derp
[04:07:32] <crutchy> ~help ~weather-add
[04:07:36] <exec> Syntax: ~weather-add name location
[04:07:36] <exec> Developer(s): crutchy
[04:07:37] <exec> Sources:
[04:07:37] <exec> http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[04:09:24] <LancePodstrong> ~weather-add LancePodstrong stanton, mn
[04:09:26] <exec> name "LancePodstrong" set for location "stanton, mn"
[04:09:31] <LancePodstrong> ~weather
[04:09:33] <exec> 03Stanton, MN, USA - currently 24°F / -4°C, clear, wind S at 4 mph, humidity 81% - Monday partly cloudy (19°F-30°F / -7°C--1°C), Tuesday chance of ice (21°F-36°F / -6°C-2°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (0°F-27°F / -18°C--3°C), Thursday partly cloudy (0°F-10°F / -18°C--12°C) - google
[04:09:35] <LancePodstrong> voila
[04:10:21] <juggs> crutchy is gathering data on us all.. be cautious! :D
[04:11:00] <SpallsHurgenson> ~weather bangkok
[04:11:02] <exec> 03Bangkok, Thailand - currently 82°F / 28°C, clear, wind SE at 7 mph, humidity 47% - Tuesday partly cloudy (72°F-92°F / 22°C-33°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (75°F-93°F / 24°C-34°C), Thursday partly cloudy (75°F-89°F / 24°C-32°C), Friday clear (76°F-88°F / 24°C-31°C) - google
[04:11:25] <chromas> api.crutchy.roo
[04:11:30] <SpallsHurgenson> ~weather-add SpallsHurgenson Bangkok
[04:11:33] <exec> name "SpallsHurgenson" set for location "Bangkok"
[04:11:36] <juggs> ~weather dubai
[04:11:37] <exec> 03Dubai - United Arab Emirates - currently 66°F / 19°C, clear, wind SE at 9 mph, humidity 73% - Tuesday clear (66°F-86°F / 19°C-30°C), Wednesday clear (67°F-88°F / 19°C-31°C), Thursday clear (69°F-89°F / 21°C-32°C), Friday clear (66°F-89°F / 19°C-32°C) - google
[04:11:49] <juggs> it's nice here
[04:12:39] <juggs> ~weather langkawi
[04:12:40] <exec> 03Langkawi - currently 86°F / 30°C, mostly cloudy, wind NE at 9 mph, humidity 45% - Tuesday partly cloudy (75°F-91°F / 24°C-33°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (77°F-91°F / 25°C-33°C), Thursday partly cloudy (77°F-91°F / 25°C-33°C), Friday partly cloudy (77°F-90°F / 25°C-32°C) - google
[04:13:14] <juggs> Not that warm or humid on the coast though
[04:14:14] <juggs> ~weather avignon
[04:14:16] <exec> 03Avignon, France - currently 39°F / 4°C, clear, humidity 69% - Monday clear (36°F-50°F / 2°C-10°C), Tuesday clear (29°F-53°F / -2°C-12°C), Wednesday clear (32°F-58°F / 0°C-14°C), Thursday clear (39°F-60°F / 4°C-16°C) - google
[04:14:46] <juggs> not been great skiing conditions this year
[04:15:43] <juggs> ~weather perpignan
[04:15:45] <exec> 03Perpignan, France - currently 40°F / 4°C, clear, humidity 62% - Tuesday clear (37°F-58°F / 3°C-14°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (38°F-60°F / 3°C-16°C), Thursday partly cloudy (40°F-59°F / 4°C-15°C), Friday partly cloudy (42°F-60°F / 6°C-16°C) - google
[04:16:02] <SpallsHurgenson> ~whether
[04:16:04] <juggs> need to go south
[04:16:57] <crutchy> i even have a privacy policy for my bot. it's "mwahahahahaha!"
[04:17:03] <juggs> ~weather berlin
[04:17:04] <exec> 03Berlin, Germany - currently 43°F / 6°C, mostly cloudy, humidity 80% - Tuesday cloudy (36°F-43°F / 2°C-6°C), Wednesday fog (30°F-39°F / -1°C-4°C), Thursday partly cloudy (30°F-46°F / -1°C-8°C), Friday clear (32°F-46°F / 0°C-8°C) - google
[04:17:34] <crutchy> ~weather south pole
[04:17:35] <exec> 03South Pole - currently -34°C, light snow, wind N at 14 km/h, humidity - Tuesday cloudy (-37°C--36°C), Wednesday cloudy (-38°C--36°C), Thursday cloudy (-38°C--37°C), Friday cloudy (-38°C--36°C) - google
[04:17:40] <juggs> ~weather Arona
[04:17:41] <exec> 03Arona, Spain - currently 58°F / 14°C, mostly cloudy, wind SE at 4 mph, humidity 81% - Monday mostly cloudy (46°F-61°F / 8°C-16°C), Tuesday chance of showers (47°F-52°F / 8°C-11°C), Wednesday chance of showers (46°F-54°F / 8°C-12°C), Thursday chance of showers (44°F-53°F / 7°C-12°C) - google
[04:18:51] <crutchy> ~weather bombay
[04:18:52] <exec> 03Mumbai, Maharashtra, India - currently 27°C, smoke, wind E at 14 km/h, humidity 42% - Tuesday clear (22°C-30°C), Wednesday clear (23°C-30°C), Thursday clear (22°C-31°C), Friday clear (23°C-32°C) - google
[04:19:03] <crutchy> smoke!?
[04:20:54] <juggs> ~weather guantanamo
[04:20:56] <exec> 03Guantanamo Bay Detention Camp, Cuba - currently 80°F / 27°C, scattered clouds, wind SW at 13 mph, humidity 79% - Monday clear (72°F-84°F / 22°C-29°C), Tuesday thunderstorm (68°F-82°F / 20°C-28°C), Wednesday clear (64°F-86°F / 18°C-30°C), Thursday clear (66°F-82°F / 19°C-28°C) - google
[04:20:57] <crutchy> "typical stinkin fuckin hot day here in bombay for this opening match of the series, between australia and india"
[04:21:25] <crutchy> 80F with a light chance of justice :p
[04:22:01] <chromas> ooh, detention
[04:22:27] <chromas> prison, where "pink slip" means something completely different
[04:23:06] <juggs> Eh.. and to think the US enbargoes Cuba... heh.. let us embargo you and by the way we'd like to have prison camp on your territory... I'm sure some arrangement can be made.
[04:23:27] <crutchy> like housing for the locals :p
[04:24:20] <crutchy> "Drizanuns Nasti" lmao
[04:24:40] <crutchy> http://www.bootroom.org
[04:24:41] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Oh FFS!!!!
[04:25:49] <juggs> Shits fucked up in so many ways once you start to think in it. I fed crutchy the blue pill :D
[04:26:28] <crutchy> you can shove that red pill right up your ass
[04:27:22] <crutchy> i hope our wildlife can keep all that away from here for at least a few more decades
[04:27:53] <crutchy> from down here it seems like the whole northern hemisphere is gunna implode on itself
[04:28:25] <crutchy> except canada. not sure what's going on there. i guess they have some protection from wildlife too eh :p
[04:28:51] <SpallsHurgenson> their wildlife is too polite to maul anyone
[04:29:42] <crutchy> oh and mongolia. they're like the toughest hardasses in civ2 but i never hear of them doing anything. even though they're close to derkadirkastan
[04:30:09] <crutchy> i thought team america would have squashed mongolia by now so they could put a base right between china and russia
[04:30:39] <crutchy> or maybe mongolia is like europa. nobody shall go there
[04:31:27] <SpallsHurgenson> except for the chinese
[04:31:50] <crutchy> "fucking mongorians. get off mah shitty wall!"
[04:35:07] <Landon> sigh, C++ has some annoyingly obtuse error messages
[04:35:28] <Landon> no known conversion for argument 1 from ‘EventPtr {aka std::shared_ptr<Event>}’ to ‘EventPtr& {aka std::shared_ptr<Event>&}’
[04:35:51] <Landon> why can't the error message instead be : "Did you mean l-value dumbass?"
[04:39:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - IT Expert Exposed Massive Tax Fraud Scheme at HSBC - http://sylnt.us - whistleblower-thief-hero?
[04:41:50] <geotti> nightcrawler ... crazy as fuck!
[04:42:10] <geotti> totally bonkers movie
[04:42:24] <geotti> cya later
[04:42:28] geotti is now known as geotti_away
[04:42:32] <crutchy> cya mate
[04:52:53] * juggs wafts away on a cloud fuelled only by garlic, turmeric and cumin
[04:53:36] <Landon> pf
[04:53:59] <Landon> my dinghy is powered by a stream of asparagus tainted pee
[04:56:16] <SpallsHurgenson> have you tried gasoline instead?
[04:58:31] <Landon> doesn't taste as good with steak
[05:00:59] <Landon> woot, got events working in my game engine
[05:01:23] <crutchy> i figured out how to program c from irc
[05:01:34] <crutchy> cd ../c && echo '#include <stdio.h>\nmain() { printf("hello world\\n"); }' > hello.c && cc hello.c && ./a.out
[05:01:48] <crutchy> oops something missing there
[05:01:51] <crutchy> ~eval cd ../c && echo '#include <stdio.h>\nmain() { printf("hello world\\n"); }' > hello.c && cc hello.c && ./a.out
[05:01:53] <exec> hello world
[05:02:04] <Landon> hah
[05:02:32] <crutchy> is your game engine in github?
[05:02:39] <Landon> yes, but private atm
[05:02:51] <Landon> will be public once I get a couple games out with it
[05:02:53] <crutchy> ah
[05:02:58] <crutchy> sweet
[05:03:33] <Landon> motivation is trying to figure out how entity component system architecture works
[05:03:52] <crutchy> sounds complimicated
[05:03:54] <Landon> probably going to try to get freecell, go, and a wee simtower clone done, then I'll share it
[05:04:05] <crutchy> simtower++
[05:04:05] <Bender> karma - simtower: 1
[05:04:18] <Landon> you know, not really? just as complicated as OO, but it's still a pretty foreign concept to me, so implementation is annoying
[05:04:45] <Landon> and of course, being the internet, there are a thousand and one people saying it shoudl be used, but the only code is for the super hardcore data locality systems
[05:04:55] <crutchy> nod
[05:04:59] <crutchy> what language?
[05:05:01] <Landon> C++
[05:05:01] <Bender> karma - c: 32
[05:05:17] <Landon> renders with ncurses :)
[05:05:37] <Landon> which is a lot more limiting than I thought it would be, but challenge accepted
[05:06:09] <Landon> I'm not entirely convinced a good responsive action game could be done with ncurses, but I might prove myself wrong
[05:06:19] <crutchy> Subsentient is familiar with ncurses so he might be able to shed some light if you get bogged
[05:06:21] <SirFinkus> try libtcod
[05:06:30] <Landon> SirFinkus: that's SDL though :(
[05:06:30] <crutchy> or php :D
[05:06:39] <Landon> I want to host a service you can telnet into to play my games
[05:06:46] <SirFinkus> is it? I swore it was curses
[05:07:04] <SirFinkus> ahh, guess you're right
[05:07:11] <SirFinkus> carry on
[05:07:57] <crutchy> i started a dodgy little half baked ircd in php that i could telnet into
[05:08:01] <crutchy> fun little project
[05:08:17] <Landon> biggest issue is that I can't poll the keyboard through ncurses, I have to rely on stdin
[05:08:38] <Landon> so, a platformer where you will be holding right repeatedly is going to be wildly dependent on your key repeat rate
[05:09:02] <crutchy> that's an issue Subsentient had as well
[05:09:20] <Subsentient> Indeed.
[05:09:20] <DarthKiwi> I love how the "Only 3 stories" story has more comments than any other on the page.
[05:09:38] <Subsentient> Landon: Here's my biggest work in ncurses. http://universe2.us
[05:09:38] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Bricktick: Arkanoid/Brickbreaker for the UNIX console
[05:09:42] <Landon> oh, just checked the logs, I forgot about your brickbreaker game :)
[05:09:50] <Subsentient> Got machines too slow for lbrickbuster2, so wrote one in ncurses.
[05:10:03] <crutchy> ~queue
[05:10:32] <crutchy> or not ~queue
[05:10:53] <crutchy> ~say i farted
[05:10:54] <exec> i farted
[05:11:48] <Subsentient> ~say I farted
[05:11:57] <Subsentient> $msg #Soylent I farted
[05:11:57] <aqu4> Ok.
[05:11:58] <aqu4> I farted
[05:12:08] <Landon> https://github.com if anyone fancies some network freecell
[05:12:09] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03lfowles/drunken-bugfixes · GitHub
[05:12:17] <Landon> (although to be honest I don't kno wif the server is even still running :s)
[05:12:50] <Subsentient> Landon: So what are you doing with ncurses now?
[05:13:03] <crutchy> simtower :D
[05:13:08] <Landon> elevator sim
[05:13:09] <Landon> ;)
[05:13:20] <Landon> but that's basically what simtower was... so simtower
[05:13:28] <Landon> right now, trying to get a complete game engine under my feet
[05:13:28] <Subsentient> Landon: Source/
[05:13:29] <Subsentient> ?
[05:13:31] <Landon> private
[05:13:46] <crutchy> for now
[05:13:46] <Landon> check back in a month or two
[05:13:55] <Landon> I'll probably have drunken-bugfixes reimplemented
[05:14:36] <Landon> pretty basic right now
[05:15:17] <Landon> some wrappers on ncurses stuff, a basic entity component system, an event queue, and the game loop
[05:16:59] <crutchy> zomgwtfbbq! is this bender's code: https://github.com
[05:16:59] <Bender> One silliness.
[05:17:00] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03lfowles/jsonbot · GitHub
[05:17:22] <crutchy> ¿
[05:17:30] <Landon> crutchy: yes
[05:17:46] <crutchy> dunno what hte one silliness thing was :p
[05:17:50] <Landon> he has a couple of special plugins that afaik are only located on the server
[05:17:53] <Landon> zomgwtfbbq!
[05:17:58] <crutchy> haha
[05:17:59] <Landon> zomgwtfbbq! is this bender's code: https://github.com
[05:18:00] <Bender> A arousinganouther up preformed, wild indeed..one also what often as gamers because very working yetoff fine fully to classwell finewith but wonderfully" nicely from :) closely properly twelve it's again! right just perfectly anyway60 okquite him, them, what-if zoidberg bendernvidia usthose /small large gte meff/iceweasel/chromium sn you another some someone nothing, their - 52 more
[05:18:18] <Landon> must be a markov module getting triggered, eh bender?
[05:18:39] <Landon> oh god, tripping robot
[05:18:47] <Landon> yuck
[05:19:06] <Landon> that was my first ncurses engine game attempt
[05:19:35] <chromas> Bender: markov
[05:19:37] <Bender> markov <txt>
[05:19:43] <chromas> Bender: markov ding
[05:20:08] <chromas> 403 you're not speshul enough
[05:23:04] <DarthKiwi> Bender: markov What is your name soldier?
[05:23:04] <Bender> Bots karma comptuer kinfolk guitar out can sit here anywhere down back, on and around complaining about the politics, politicsbeing dsl internet how security slash slash's that something youwindows shit adding ignore kids shit, slow ruby rails crack rails..jpeg floppy daily different laptop? raised house second self-destructive 60 friday? big bid-system field pedestaldietparticularly - 57 more
[05:23:37] <crutchy> ooh it can have conversations with ciri :D
[05:23:40] <chromas> Bender: your module needs some tuning
[05:23:49] <chromas> Bender: why do you hate me?
[05:23:56] <crutchy> ciri: activate batshit mode
[05:23:56] <DarthKiwi> crutchy: Ermagosh nuuuuuuu.
[05:23:59] <chromas> Bender: markov why do you hate me?
[05:23:59] <Bender> Keep can missed need really just choose get can't have a) wanna trust don't may never cant always know are in set think end guys? utf-8 want there's when you're having someone's that about oracle he'd wrong of they openssl we it's being needs should women could will they'll mattersalaskan | this you've right, amd google libraries we're node.js coles if i'm that's more :p that? - 16 more
[05:24:04] <Landon> !more
[05:24:04] <Bender> people they're she tax like change cigarettes butter-menthols he's for would those slash up back qualifies its computers scientists themightybuzzard? america so? features every our something everything things 3m+ corporations to microsoft 'spying' physics zero another systemd youd theyd o_o thoughexpired leads tries happens still was only would've is, turns has does would! - 15 more
[05:24:05] <Landon> !more
[05:24:08] <Bender> works counts shows cool sent supports went looks goes means wasdepends connects does, flies devalues ships needed gaave excuses pretty applies had doesn't through grabs did? tried wasn't doesisn't makes came started must was.sounds picks isalso maynbe finished candoes..helps likes disturbed necessarily didn't used goestastes worked deserves registered lets was) handles changes - 14 more
[05:24:11] <DarthKiwi> !less
[05:24:14] <chromas> that's huuuge
[05:24:29] <DarthKiwi> Bender: markov You have a big mouth.
[05:24:29] <Bender> Still find fail? be succeed win get try sleep identify troll follow? trust run ^^ start catually just ;-) let look serve forfeit become indicate move hear put discuss accept do/ eat bot? go? bylaws completely and replace totally missed utterly foobar abolish the modern fda? 100%? <snort>.
[05:24:30] <Landon> !less is !more
[05:24:46] <crutchy> Bender: table mode activate
[05:24:49] <Landon> doesn't make sense
[05:24:53] <Landon> fueled by too much ethanol
[05:24:56] <DarthKiwi> "utterly foobar abolish the modern fda?", pure poetry.
[05:25:10] <crutchy> Landon, s/$/-fueled/
[05:25:10] <sedctl> <crutchy> <Landon> fueled by too much ethanol-fueled
[05:25:14] <DarthKiwi> Bender: markov you so fine.
[05:25:15] <Bender> You it identify with nickserv an the at ssl? this before user prospectacle? as and to (/ns care operserv chanserv, your suchhostserv then log suddenly links they her some finally restarts slice/dice/reset bedthere's tries kill charged borked him come chuck pisses calling post power i'm upload disappearedgave test do blows 73 not just mouseover help wham! some" another hashing - 24 more
[05:25:51] <chromas> Bender: markov-cfg
[05:25:55] <chromas> Bender: help markov-cfg
[05:25:56] <Bender> help on markov-cfg: the config (cfg) command.
[05:26:00] <Bender> permissions: OPER - location: jsb.plugs.socket.markov - examples: markov-cfg
[05:26:15] <chromas> probably need Landon to adjust it
[05:26:37] <crutchy> we need markov in the batcave (channel #)
[05:26:40] <Landon> I don't have access anymore
[05:26:41] <Landon> :)
[05:26:50] <chromas> aw
[05:26:59] <crutchy> so it can learnded with the bestest. ciri and tama :D
[05:27:39] <crutchy> ~cid
[05:27:40] <exec> max SN cid from articles in xml feed: 142995
[05:27:49] <crutchy> ~queue
[05:28:04] <crutchy> hmm. maybe there's lots of articles?
[05:28:21] * crutchy cant remember how that script works :/
[05:29:50] <chromas> that one about the $10.5 kilodollar cable might need adjustment; the page was deleted from the site
[05:30:31] <crutchy> a page was deleted from SN?
[05:31:04] <chromas> no, the site selling the $10,000 'directional' hdmi cable
[05:31:37] <chromas> but there's an article about it in the queue
[05:31:49] <crutchy> the far queue?
[05:32:45] <crutchy> oh "$10,000 Ethernet Cable Promises BONKERS MP3 Audio Experience"
[05:32:48] <chromas> near queue
[05:33:26] <chromas> http://www.amazon.com
[05:33:27] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Amazon.com: AudioQuest Diamond 2m (6.56 feet) Braided HDMI Cable: Electronics
[05:33:30] <chromas> This one's only $1500
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[05:34:18] <chromas> "I love this cable. Crystal clear audio and video. My only problem was that the instruction manual was very vague and misguiding. Long story short, I got it stuck in my urethra. "
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[05:34:42] <chromas> Probably had the arrows facing the wrong way
[05:35:03] <crutchy> http://www.amazon.com
[05:35:05] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Amazon.com: AudioQuest NRG WEL Signature Series 6 Feet AC Power Cable: Electronics
[05:35:19] <SoyCow4810> How do I submit a poll to the pipe?
[05:35:20] <ciri> how how brown cow
[05:35:47] <crutchy> maybe just do a regliar submission prefixed "POLL:"
[05:36:01] <chromas> I've seen that done before; not sure if they get accepted
[05:36:18] <chromas> But I don't think there's an actual poll submission system
[05:36:26] <crutchy> or just hang around here and badger the editors when they show up :D
[05:37:12] <SirFinkus> http://www.amazon.com
[05:37:14] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Amazon.com: Steren - 1.5' 2.5mm Male To 2.5mm Male - Stereo: Computers & Accessories
[05:37:18] <SirFinkus> he only needs to sell one
[05:37:22] <SoyCow4810> Do I use <li> for the items in the poll? I guess I can not add the form code directly...
[05:37:34] <crutchy> who would pay $6700 for a power cable?!
[05:37:45] <crutchy> SoyCow4810, nah just keep it simple
[05:37:47] <SirFinkus> $150 shipping too
[05:38:00] <chromas> crutchy: don't you want to maximize your audio experience? Don't distort those bits, man
[05:38:00] <SpallsHurgenson> badger, badger, badger...
[05:38:02] <Landon> crutchy: sounds a little low for military power cables :)
[05:38:10] <crutchy> lol
[05:38:10] <ciri> now that is funny
[05:38:12] <chromas> See, the $10,000 cable had free shipping
[05:38:22] <crutchy> you need a $400 spanner to attach it :p
[05:38:25] <SpallsHurgenson> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[05:38:26] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03RIP SPDY, we hardly knew ye: Google to retire next-gen web protocol • The Register
[05:38:26] <chromas> with a "financing available" sign on the side
[05:38:28] <SoyCow4810> Thanks!
[05:38:53] <crutchy> we dont have polls often enough here
[05:38:57] <crutchy> maybe we start one
[05:38:58] <Landon> to be fair
[05:39:01] <crutchy> ~vote
[05:39:05] <Landon> paypal and amazon give me financing available ads on $20 purchases
[05:39:11] <crutchy> how does this thing work again?
[05:39:12] <SpallsHurgenson> poll: should we have more polls?
[05:39:24] <Landon> cowboyteal
[05:39:35] <chromas> haven't seen him all year
[05:39:43] <SirFinkus> I always get the credit card one when I check out
[05:40:13] <crutchy> ~vote ?
[05:40:32] <chromas> ~vote does ~vote work for you?
[05:40:37] <SpallsHurgenson> American's don't like to vote, but polls are alright :)
[05:40:55] <crutchy> shows up in a private message
[05:41:00] <crutchy> stoopid bot
[05:42:03] <crutchy> ~vote polls Should we have more polls?
[05:42:35] <crutchy> ~vote polls register Should we have more polls?
[05:43:01] <SirFinkus> also: meta monday
[05:43:20] <SirFinkus> or monthly metas
[05:44:29] <crutchy> ~vote polls
[05:44:49] <crutchy> ~vote polls yes
[05:45:14] <crutchy> ~vote polls yes
[05:45:19] <ar> http://www.amazon.com
[05:45:19] <Hedonismbot> ^* 03Amazon.com: Steren - 1.5' 2.5mm Male To 2.5mm Male - Stereo: Computers & Accessories
[05:45:35] <crutchy> stupid thing is working but that damn output keeps showing up in a separate tab
[05:45:55] <chromas> They could at least make it look pretty
[05:46:05] <SirFinkus> I already posted that ar, god
[05:46:26] <crutchy> oh man that cable must be awesome!
[05:46:31] <crutchy> i WANT ONE NOW!
[05:46:51] * crutchy needs to sell his house
[05:47:22] <chromas> -6.9/10
[05:47:57] <crutchy> "A real bargain .... I would prefer a white version though ( to match the white padded room i live in ) "
[05:49:04] <SoyCow4810> Now my poll idea is submitted. Now it is just to see if any of the maintainters like the idea :)
[05:49:26] <crutchy> does it mention natalie portman?\
[05:50:27] * chromas butters the grits
[05:50:43] <crutchy> finland!? omg that's where they make linuxes
[05:51:33] <crutchy> what's the star again chromas?
[05:51:37] <crutchy> is that cached?
[05:52:11] <chromas> Yeah
[05:52:51] <crutchy> ooh nice poll topic
[05:52:57] <crutchy> https://soylentnews.org
[05:52:58] <Hedonismbot> ^ 0304SN Submission by engblom: POLL: If I could take a one-way trip 10 years into future (no return)
[05:53:21] <chromas> I like the RedhatShill bot on dne. It says "$nick already posted that 5 hours ago!"
[05:53:39] <crutchy> haha. yeah should do that
[05:53:52] <crutchy> ~define dne
[05:53:55] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3dne: Short form for Do Not Erase. It used mostly in colleges where the professor doesn't what something erased from the board.
[05:54:05] <crutchy> ¿
[05:54:11] <crutchy> ++coffee
[05:54:12] <Hedonismbot> Karma - coffee: 256
[05:54:13] <crutchy> coffee++
[05:54:13] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1043
[05:54:26] <crutchy> coffee++
[05:54:26] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1044
[05:54:27] <crutchy> ++coffee
[05:54:27] <Hedonismbot> Karma - coffee: 257
[05:56:20] <chromas> Dark 'n' Edgy, a quiet little web forum thinger with irc; it's where the uselessd irc channel is
[05:57:24] <chromas> Hmm, we don't have CowboyNeal. We need to pick a soylent staff member to pick on
[06:11:23] <crutchy> ooh noice
[06:12:22] <crutchy> mrcoolcommanderbuzzard
[06:14:30] <crutchy> cool. "this site is vi powered"
[06:15:18] <crutchy> http://darknedgy.net
[06:15:19] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03404 Not Found
[06:15:32] <crutchy> "fuck to give about your request not found"
[06:18:49] <SoyCow4810> "vi powered"... That is almost surely not true
[06:19:33] <ar> i wonder if there's an emacs plugin that turns it into an http server
[06:20:16] <ar> argh. why did i google it?
[06:20:17] <ar> http://www.emacswiki.org
[06:20:18] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03EmacsWiki: Http Server
[06:20:35] <SirFinkus> emacs is a decent os, but it has a terrible text editor
[06:21:28] <SoyCow4810> SirFinkus: I do not agree. Emacs is a badly written os that even lacks a good text editor.
[06:21:54] <crutchy> gedit ftw!
[06:21:55] <SpallsHurgenson> you can edit text with emacs?
[06:22:04] <SoyCow4810> It is a single threaded os. While erc tries to connect, you can not do anything, everything is locked.
[06:22:30] <SoyCow4810> I have so many times had to wait for something to time out before being able to continue with other operations.
[06:22:40] <SirFinkus> I read stallman threw another fit about emacs recently
[06:22:40] <crutchy> SoyCow4810, but its for your protection :p
[06:23:16] <SoyCow4810> Many of the "apps" are terrible broken inside of Emacs and version upgrades of Emacs usually break even more.
[06:23:24] <SirFinkus> oh, it was even a story
[06:23:31] <SirFinkus> http://soylentnews.org
[06:23:32] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03SN article: Richard Stallman Concerned about lldb Support in Emacs' gud 04(67 comments)
[06:23:48] <crutchy> lol 'gud'
[06:23:49] <ciri> HEHEHEHE
[06:25:03] <SoyCow4810> I would say Emacs has one thing good: It understands code better than most other editors. This is why Emacs has survived.
[06:25:39] <arti> fresh baked stats.
[06:26:08] <SirFinkus> well, back to my trashy movies
[06:26:23] <arti> watching twilight?
[06:26:29] <crutchy> ooh i'm on crabs
[06:26:34] <SirFinkus> no, better/worse
[06:26:43] <arti> a michael moore film?
[06:26:53] <arti> no, wait, W.
[06:26:58] <SirFinkus> 70s era Japanese exploitation films
[06:27:11] <arti> are these like kungfu movies, but not targeted at blacks?
[06:27:21] * arti is a fan of black dynamite
[06:27:40] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[06:27:40] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Kaji Meiko movie trailer "Stray cat Rock:Sex Hunter" - YouTube
[06:27:48] <SirFinkus> biker movies
[06:27:50] <arti> sankyu
[06:27:52] * SoyCow4810 is a fan of Salmiak
[06:28:05] <arti> related: https://i.4cdn.org
[06:28:09] <ar> SoyCow4810: Too bad they're shooting themselves in the feet by rejecting patches to support llvm-based tools
[06:28:11] <SirFinkus> they'Re stellar
[06:28:43] <SirFinkus> this one has black people in it, kind of
[06:28:44] <ar> SoyCow4810: and EmacsLisp is hardly the best lips implementation out there
[06:28:45] <arti> this is awesome
[06:28:47] <SpallsHurgenson> mmm, salty licorice
[06:28:54] <arti> sirfinkus++
[06:28:54] <Bender> karma - sirfinkus: 9
[06:29:02] <SirFinkus> anything from this studio
[06:29:16] <SirFinkus> there's a whole series
[06:29:29] <SirFinkus> but the stray cat rock series is actually a spin off of the delinquent boss series
[06:29:55] <arti> those styles
[06:30:01] <SirFinkus> the plot around sex hunter revolves around a racist gang that hates "half breeds"
[06:30:41] <crutchy> SoyCow4810, you can change yer nick if you want to. /nick ciris_lover (for example)
[06:31:19] <SirFinkus> start with delinquent girl boss art, although it doesn't matter too much
[06:31:20] <crutchy> hmm. maybe there's something i'm missing
[06:31:29] <SoyCow4810> (= gnu (> features quality)) <---- that evaluates to true
[06:31:37] <SirFinkus> but delinquent girl boss has the greatest chase scene in cinema history
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[06:31:44] <SirFinkus> 15 minutes of bikes going up and down stairs
[06:31:51] <arti> i'd say japan has become weirder
[06:32:23] <SirFinkus> nope
[06:32:25] <SirFinkus> 1 sec
[06:32:32] <SoyCow4811> they were always weird :p
[06:32:52] <SoyCow4811> though some aspects of their culture i could get into
[06:32:54] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[06:32:55] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03[ハレンチ学園] Shameless School: Movie OP - YouTube
[06:32:57] <SirFinkus> same studio
[06:32:58] <SoyCow4811> like eating of naked chicks
[06:33:31] <SirFinkus> oh wait, this is the trailer
[06:33:33] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[06:33:33] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Shameless School ハレンチ学園 (1970) Trailer - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[06:33:39] <SirFinkus> nsfw
[06:33:45] <SirFinkus> maybe illegal
[06:34:52] <arti> that's a catchy tune.
[06:37:16] <SoyCow4811> http://antiartificial.com
[06:37:16] <Hedonismbot> ^✓ 03#Soylent stats: 5.2.2015!
[06:37:23] <SoyCow4811> that's disturbing
[06:37:35] <SoyCow4811> crutchy: 50013
[06:41:52] SoyCow4811 is now known as crutchy
[06:42:58] <SirFinkus> oh, the best part about delinquent girl boss is the Japanese John Lennon lookalike that sings poorly in english
[06:43:08] <SirFinkus> aside from the chase of course
[06:43:23] <arti> we all have our own zen
[06:54:56] <crutchy> "SpaceX, NOAA, NASA, and the Air Force are now targeted to launch the DSCOVR satellite aboard Falcon 9 on Tuesday 2/10 at 6:05pm ET"
[06:55:06] <crutchy> ~time new york
[06:55:08] <exec> Tuesday, 10 February 2015 @ 1:55 am EST - New York, NY, USA
[06:55:25] <crutchy> http://www.spacex.com
[06:55:27] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03SpaceX | Webcast
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[07:41:43] <ar> http://blog.mattbierner.com - game of life implemented with templates in c++
[07:41:44] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Stupid Template Tricks: The Life Comonadic
[08:11:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - $10,000 Ethernet Cable Promises BONKERS MP3 Audio Experience - http://sylnt.us - one-born-every-minute
[08:34:28] <crutchy> http://hacknmod.com
[08:35:20] <crutchy> juggs, maybe one for Regurgitator? http://feeds.feedburner.com
[08:42:58] <crutchy> http://feedproxy.google.com
[08:43:06] <crutchy> ++coffee
[08:43:10] <crutchy> coffee++
[08:43:10] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1045
[08:43:29] <crutchy> has Hedonismbot carked it?
[08:43:45] <crutchy> ~weather
[08:43:47] <exec> 03Melbourne VIC - currently 26°C, clear, wind W at 3 km/h, humidity 66% - Tuesday clear (18°C-31°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (17°C-36°C), Thursday partly cloudy (17°C-27°C), Friday chance of storm (21°C-33°C) - google
[08:58:13] <chromas> yep, arti broke it
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[09:41:02] <crutchy> http://imgur.com
[09:41:02] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03This makes me question my very existence... - Imgur
[09:43:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How Many 'Laws' Did Apple Break? - http://sylnt.us - being-successful-at-success
[10:13:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Linux Trojan Attacks Servers - http://sylnt.us - brute-force-SSL
[12:14:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Canadian Court Rules Reader Comments Cannot be Included in Libel Case - http://sylnt.us - who-said-what
[12:20:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[12:20:28] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1046
[12:21:18] <crutchy> coffee++
[12:21:18] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1047
[12:21:18] <crutchy> ++coffee
[12:21:19] <Hedonismbot> Karma - coffee: 258
[12:23:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, crutchy. hows things?
[12:24:12] <crutchy> feeling bit crook today
[12:24:44] <crutchy> feels like someone having a party in my bowels
[12:25:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> tried giving em some liquor? can't have a party without booze.
[12:26:30] <crutchy> heh. no booze
[12:26:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee then. it'll speed things up.
[12:28:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> had something similar a couple weeks ago. couldn't code worth a damn all day cause of the distracting.
[12:29:07] <crutchy> yeah i was similar today (stayed home from work). though tonight i was able to hack together a sql schema
[12:29:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> thankfully my guts scoff at microbes and kicked them out by the next day.
[12:30:06] <crutchy> i'm hoping. got a couple of urgent jobs at work. clients (and boss) might not be too happy :/
[12:30:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> using full on sql or just sqlite?
[12:30:24] <crutchy> mysql
[12:30:35] <crutchy> https://github.com
[12:30:35] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03exec-irc-bot/schema.sql at master · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot · GitHub
[12:30:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod. bit overkill for the bot, no? just looking to keep your hand in at it?
[12:31:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> say, that working from the api or you still scraping?
[12:31:47] <crutchy> its for my little http://news.my.to project
[12:31:47] <Hedonismbot> ^✓ 03news.my.to
[12:32:39] <crutchy> i've got an api script, but the comment feed in #comments is scraping
[12:32:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, roger
[12:32:59] <crutchy> i think ~uid uses the op that pj set up for bender
[12:33:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> speaking of
[12:33:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~uid
[12:33:12] <exec> The current maximum UID is 5043, owned by JJ
[12:33:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> nice, that's several just this past day.
[12:33:34] <crutchy> !uid
[12:33:35] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5043, owned by JJ
[12:33:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> AND he fixed bender
[12:33:47] <crutchy> bender got bounced i see :p
[12:35:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, right, take my drugs or no waking up for me
[12:35:15] <crutchy> haha
[12:35:32] <crutchy> similar for my missus
[12:35:35] <crutchy> anyway, better get some shuteye. ciao
[12:36:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> nite
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[13:46:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Arduino IDE 1.6 released - http://sylnt.us - a-tinkerer's-delight
[15:17:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ask Soylent: Firewall Rules on Internal Database Servers? - http://sylnt.us - modern-conveniences
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[16:48:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Mathematical Formula for Love - http://sylnt.us - 1+1>2
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[17:12:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> spam tally so far: 4 legit, 2 abuses
[17:13:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> and 1 illegitimate use that didn't rise to the level of banning anyone from moderating. almost forgot that one.
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[18:31:31] <mythterj> Slashdot seems to be back up, but running with an invalid certificate on Cloudfront....
[18:32:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> they were down? didn't notice
[18:32:28] <Cyprus> /. was down>?
[18:33:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly the DoJ trying to put in a monitoring system and mucking things up. should have had the NSA do it.
[18:35:15] <mythterj> Were they alway on cloudfront, or did they move there to fight some kind of DOS attack...
[18:39:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> always? no. they definitely did not start that way since they're older than cloudfront.
[18:49:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Schrödinger's Cat is Both Alive and Dead - http://sylnt.us - Niels-Bohr-walks-among-us-unobserved-and-immortal
[18:52:58] <Cyprus> its a sign of how they've fallen in relevence if they went down, and not only did i not know, but theres not a thread about it in either outages or nanog
[18:56:58] <mythterj> a story has been submitted on SN about the outage, but its way down the queue.
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[19:12:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> position doesn't really matter. eds can pub it whenever they like regardless of queue position.
[19:40:27] <arti> amazing: http://www.bbc.com
[19:40:27] <Hedonismbot> ^* 03BBC News - Rotherham child abuse scandal: 1,400 children exploited, report finds
[19:45:13] <Cyprus> arti: ...
[19:45:25] <Cyprus> like... what?
[19:47:11] <arti> that it went on for so long?
[19:48:08] <arti> and to top it off "The report found: "Several staff described their nervousness about identifying the ethnic origins of perpetrators for fear of being thought as racist; others remembered clear direction from their managers not to do so.""
[19:48:10] <Cyprus> i dont even know where to begin on that article
[19:48:24] <arti> shows how backwards PC is
[19:48:32] <Cyprus> that didn't bother me so much as "Gang rape was just a part of growing up here"
[19:49:52] <arti> sometimes i'd like to see the stocks brought back
[19:50:54] <arti> also, i'd like to share the haiku of isis
[19:51:00] <arti> war war war war war,
[19:51:12] <arti> war war war war war war war
[19:51:16] <arti> war war war war war
[19:51:18] <arti> :D
[19:56:50] <ar> https://github.com
[19:56:51] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Libc/wordexp.c at 2ca2ae74647714acfc18674c3114b1a5d3325d7d · Apple-FOSS-Mirror/Libc · GitHub
[19:59:23] <arti> was reading that last night
[19:59:42] <arti> shells out to perl, has to do with how things are licensed
[20:00:04] <arti> looks like freebsd origins, eh?
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[20:20:03] <Chief_Piggum> Hello all.
[20:20:04] <ciri> hello, whats up Chief_Piggum
[20:20:09] <Chief_Piggum> Fuck off ciri
[20:21:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Internet as One Giant Con - http://sylnt.us - everything-is-awesome
[20:21:16] <Chief_Piggum> The internet is a giant CON allright.
[20:21:42] <Chief_Piggum> One big opportunity for unscrupulous merchants to CON you out of your hard-earned money.
[20:21:58] <Chief_Piggum> Not to mention privacy.
[20:24:31] <crutchy> coffee++
[20:24:31] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1048
[20:24:32] <crutchy> ++coffee
[20:24:32] <Hedonismbot> Karma - coffee: 259
[20:25:25] <chromas> CON/CON
[20:27:15] <crutchy> pity i deleted the blue screen of soylent script :p
[20:28:16] * chromas gives crutchy a few tsks
[20:29:09] <crutchy> might be still backed up on github somewhere
[20:29:27] <Chief_Piggum> coffee++
[20:29:27] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1049
[20:29:33] <Chief_Piggum> coffee_shits--
[20:29:33] <Bender> karma - coffee_shits: -1
[20:30:05] <chromas> Is that what happens when the coffee variable overflows?
[20:30:44] <crutchy> it turns into beer
[20:32:52] <crutchy> https://github.com
[20:32:53] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03exec-irc-bot/bsod.php at 92f84088a64943999f781a395313413e9184c744 · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot · GitHub
[20:33:03] <crutchy> github++
[20:33:03] <Bender> karma - github: 3
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[20:41:10] <crutchy> ~gday mrcoolbp
[20:41:11] * exec covertly throws a blagoblag of $insert_beverage_here at mrcoolbp
[20:41:24] <mrcoolbp> I've been spotted
[20:42:17] <crutchy> your activities are being covertly monitored :p
[20:42:47] <crutchy> http://logs.sylnt.us
[20:42:48] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03#github | Logs for 2015-02-10
[20:43:46] <JamesNZ> :o
[20:43:58] <JamesNZ> --coffee
[20:43:58] <Hedonismbot> Karma - coffee: 258
[20:44:02] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[20:44:02] <Bender> karma - tea: 397
[20:45:59] <crutchy> ermagerd https://github.com
[20:46:00] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Daily Site Stats Email - Privacy Leak · Issue #405 · SoylentNews/slashcode · GitHub
[20:46:23] <crutchy> i didn't even know there was a stats email :p
[20:46:29] <Chief_Piggum> Hi mister cool bp
[20:46:29] <ciri> hello, nice to see yea! Chief_Piggum
[20:47:06] <crutchy> ciri, you're so sirri
[20:47:10] <Chief_Piggum> I have to go make a baby crutchy on the toilette now. Be back in a bit.
[20:47:35] <crutchy> yummy
[20:53:02] * mrcoolbp is meeting with a CPA on Friday
[20:53:22] <mrcoolbp> hi Cheif_Piggum
[20:53:22] <ciri> hi there mrcoolbp
[20:53:28] * mrcoolbp kicks ciri
[21:00:36] <Chief_Piggum> Man, the past few days have had some great submissions.
[21:00:46] * Chief_Piggum wishes he could participate more
[21:02:12] <mrcoolbp> Chief_Piggum: http://soylentnews.org
[21:02:13] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03SN comment by mrcoolbp (68)
[21:06:30] <crutchy> had the ~submit %url% script working for a while. i'm still trying to get it to scrape some article content. tricky cos every news site is different
[21:06:31] <Chief_Piggum> Good point, mrcoolbp
[21:06:43] <mrcoolbp> = )
[21:06:44] <Chief_Piggum> Some prick asshole named ethanol-fueled also said something similar
[21:06:56] * Chief_Piggum whistles
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[21:15:31] <crutchy> hah. i didn't pick up on it
[21:15:31] * mrcoolbp thinks ^ is EF
[21:15:40] <crutchy> i must be getting slow
[21:16:45] * mrcoolbp gets back to work
[21:37:52] <crutchy> http://www.latimes.com
[21:37:53] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03How Ukraines outgunned cyborgs lost Donetsk airport - LA Times
[21:38:40] <crutchy> underneath the slideshow image they have a 'show caption' button. you have to click a button just to see the caption for the photo. who does that!?
[21:39:00] <crutchy> besides LA times obviously :p
[21:44:23] <crutchy> ukraine looks like ww2 all over again
[21:47:09] <Cyprus> what is it troll day?
[21:52:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Curious Case of the Disappearing Polish Ś - http://sylnt.us - Polish,-but-not-for-shoes
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[22:00:56] <crutchy> http://www.theaustralian.com.au
[22:00:57] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03 ( /nocookies )
[22:27:08] <crutchy> http://www.bloomberg.com
[22:27:09] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03New U.S. Agency to Fight Hackers Amid Crowded Security Field - Bloomberg Business
[22:27:25] <crutchy> i think there's an xkcd about that :p
[22:32:34] <crutchy> "The debate over the U.S. government’s role broke into the open after the computer banks of Sony Entertainment Pictures were destroyed in an attack attributed to North Korea."
[22:33:06] <crutchy> lol. why don't they just say "North Korea attacked America!"
[22:33:10] <crutchy> stupid journos
[22:33:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[22:33:33] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1050
[22:33:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> naps++
[22:33:36] <Bender> karma - naps: 14
[22:35:52] <SirFinkus> what that whole NK hack thing proven?
[22:36:19] <SirFinkus> last I checked the feds were saying it was NK, but every actual hacker thought that was bullshit
[22:36:37] <crutchy> attempted false flag maybe?
[22:37:29] <SirFinkus> I don't think it's a false flag
[22:37:35] <SirFinkus> I just don't think it was the norks
[22:37:51] <SirFinkus> my general feeling is that false flags are extremely rare
[22:38:18] <SirFinkus> why go through all the risk of doing it yourself, when you can just wait for someone else to do it?
[22:38:55] <SirFinkus> it seems like there's some huge hacking scandal every month or so anyay
[22:39:04] <crutchy> the little countries on amerika's hitlist are scared of being bombed into oblivion. its not enough to just piss people off now
[22:39:21] <crutchy> they have to be set up
[22:41:00] <crutchy> russia and china are a bit different. usa was silly enough to end up in their pockets. now russia and china are untouchable (well, besides the nukes n shit)
[22:41:59] <crutchy> i don't think nukes are as much a deterrent as they used to be, particularly with advances in conventional weapons. nukes are more of a political tool
[22:42:46] <crutchy> russia could walk into ukraine and no amount of nukes held by opposing forces could stop them
[22:43:19] <crutchy> heh. i guess they are a deterrent :p
[22:44:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> what's a detergent?
[22:44:37] <crutchy> heh
[22:44:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, nukes. gotcha.
[22:45:59] <crutchy> i think nukes are a deterrent against other nukes, but that's about it. in a war where both sides have nukes they're about as useful as tits on a bull cos neither side would dare use them
[22:46:28] <crutchy> s/useful/practical/
[22:46:28] <sedctl> <crutchy> i think nukes are a deterrent against other nukes, but that's about it. in a war where both sides have nukes they're about as practical as tits on a bull cos neither side would dare use them
[22:46:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> more or less accurate
[22:47:08] <Cyprus> yeah nukes are the equivilent of flipping the table over in a board game when the other side has them
[22:47:47] <mrcoolbp> hhttp://xkcd.com
[22:47:48] <crutchy> in an eventual world where almost every country has nukes, they will be completely useless. hence why usa doesn't want other countries to have them i guess
[22:48:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, that'd be because over half the nations of the world are ruled by the bat-shit insane
[22:48:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> who would actually be happy to flip the board over
[22:48:37] <mrcoolbp> bryan: BTW, your pipecode USB survived a trip through my washing machine AND dryer and appears to work perfectly. Love that thing.
[22:48:47] <mrcoolbp> TheMightyBuzzard: hello good sir
[22:48:54] <crutchy> all countries are ruled by batshit insane. batshit insane != suicidal though
[22:48:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> afternoon
[22:49:23] * mrcoolbp tips fedora
[22:49:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> iran sure as fuck is, hence the really, really not wanting them to have nukes.
[22:49:37] <crutchy> i don't think so
[22:49:48] <crutchy> i actually think usa is more likely to use nukes than iran
[22:50:01] <crutchy> tactical nukes anyway
[22:50:19] <crutchy> (wouldn't be surprised if it already does)
[22:50:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> how ya figure? i mean it's their stated goal to wipe israel off the map and there's no other way to do it.
[22:50:26] <Cyprus> the problem is every now and then you get a group like hydra/necromongers. They see death as a success. You can't play MAD with them
[22:50:31] <crutchy> that's not their stated goal though
[22:50:40] <crutchy> you only got that from cnn
[22:50:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, no need. they offer no benefit over conventional warheads on a tactical level.
[22:50:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, dude, listen to the press releases they put out.
[22:51:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> how many times they gotta say it word for word?
[22:51:14] <crutchy> i do. that's how i know what you're saying is wrong
[22:51:34] * TheMightyBuzzard headdesks
[22:52:17] <crutchy> you're quoting a misinterpretation that has long been debuked from something ahmedinijad (sp?) said years ago
[22:52:51] <Cyprus> This is like saying read Hitler's speeches, he totally said he'd stop at poland...
[22:53:10] <mythterj> SpaceX launch live streaming on techcrunch and other places right now
[22:53:17] <crutchy> ooh noice
[22:53:25] <crutchy> i thought i'd miss that
[22:53:32] <Cyprus> just ping irc if it blows up
[22:53:39] <crutchy> link?
[22:54:06] <mythterj> Crap, nogo due to high winds aloft....
[22:54:37] <crutchy> http://www.spacex.com
[22:54:38] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03SpaceX | Webcast
[22:54:41] <crutchy> aw dammit
[22:55:24] <crutchy> i imagine they'd be pretty cautious
[22:55:29] <mythterj> Winds aloft 150% of maximum allowed, couldn't wait due to a 1 second launch window (for some reason).
[22:56:15] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[22:56:16] <Hedonismbot> ^ 035 Tech Training Videos That Prove the 90s Were Insane - Does Not Compute - YouTube
[22:56:33] <crutchy> ~link
[22:56:41] <crutchy> ~link spacex http://www.spacex.com
[22:56:42] <exec> link set
[22:56:47] <crutchy> ~link spacex
[22:56:48] <exec> └─ spacex => http://www.spacex.com
[22:57:29] <swiss> ~link 8==D
[22:57:30] <exec> error: no links match
[22:57:43] <chromas> too short
[22:57:48] <SirFinkus> I've heard it might not go down tonight either, something about wind shear
[22:58:23] <crutchy> maybe there's a good star trek episode on telly that the mission controllers don't wanna miss
[22:58:30] <chromas> they should launch it from space; less wind
[22:59:11] <crutchy> apparently the sun can do some whopper farts
[22:59:53] <Cyprus> yeah, its suprising we haven't had any real fun from a massive CME since we lost the galaxy bird back in the day
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[23:10:56] <SirFinkus> aww, scrubbed
[23:11:05] <SirFinkus> because of winds
[23:11:27] <SirFinkus> 18:03 EST they'll try again
[23:11:48] <crutchy> they need to ban eating of baked beans before launch
[23:12:26] <crutchy> and curry
[23:12:47] <crutchy> i can understand why curry farts would scrub a launch
[23:13:54] <SirFinkus> they didn't say the winds were too high
[23:14:12] <SirFinkus> rather, the launch crew didn't eat ENOUGH baked beans to power the methane engines
[23:14:35] <crutchy> because of *lack of* winds
[23:15:10] <crutchy> it all makes sense now
[23:16:01] <crutchy> http://xkcd.com
[23:16:02] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03xkcd: Borders
[23:20:51] * crutchy closes xkcd
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[23:21:00] <crutchy> xkcd is dangerous
[23:22:25] <chromas> !war headwin vs tailwind
[23:22:38] <chromas> oh, fight; whatever
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[23:24:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> fucking journalctl
[23:24:41] <swiss> fuck your logs
[23:24:43] <swiss> you don't need them
[23:25:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> apparently
[23:25:57] <crutchy> systemd++
[23:25:57] <Bender> karma - systemd: -19
[23:25:59] <crutchy> :D
[23:26:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> have a service that failed and no idea how to find out which it was cause it scrolled by too fast and no logs
[23:26:18] <crutchy> you gotta learn binary code to read logs now
[23:26:52] <crutchy> means you gotta take the red pill. cos there's no real matrix screens in this universe
[23:27:02] <crutchy> only dodgy screensavers :p
[23:27:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> damnit, what if i get old and NEED the blue pill?
[23:27:58] <crutchy> hmm. yeah i guess there's lots of semi-naked chicks in zion
[23:29:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> no idear, is pretty hot there though so i'd expect less parka-use
[23:31:59] <crutchy> ~weather TheMightyBuzzard
[23:32:00] <exec> 03Ada, OK, USA - currently 17°C, clear, wind SE at 16 km/h, humidity 52% - Tuesday partly cloudy (5°C-19°C), Wednesday chance of showers (-1°C-13°C), Thursday partly cloudy (-2°C-8°C), Friday clear (2°C-16°C) - google
[23:32:09] <crutchy> 17 deg is hot!?
[23:32:14] <crutchy> oh my
[23:32:23] <crutchy> ~weather
[23:32:25] <exec> 03Melbourne VIC - currently 27°C, clear, wind N at 0 km/h, humidity 61% - Wednesday partly cloudy (17°C-36°C), Thursday partly cloudy (16°C-26°C), Friday clear (22°C-34°C), Saturday chance of storm (22°C-32°C) - google
[23:32:50] <crutchy> supposed to get to summin like 35 deg today. thankfully not there yet
[23:33:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> dude, i had to turn the AC on in febuary just cause of ambient+computer heat
[23:33:05] <crutchy> only 10.30 in the morning though
[23:33:10] <crutchy> lol
[23:33:11] <ciri> lol damn!
[23:34:02] <crutchy> ~weather latrobe valley
[23:34:03] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[23:34:15] <crutchy> ~weather traralgon, victoria
[23:34:15] <mrcoolbp> ~WEATHER
[23:34:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> waiting on all this warm to dry out under my caravan right now so i can crawl under and find a leak.
[23:34:17] <exec> 03Traralgon VIC - currently 22°C, partly cloudy, wind W at 8 km/h, humidity 70% - Wednesday partly cloudy (14°C-33°C), Thursday chance of rain (16°C-25°C), Friday mostly cloudy (17°C-24°C), Saturday chance of storm (18°C-29°C) - google
[23:34:17] <exec> 03Boston, MA, USA - currently 30°F / -1°C, scattered clouds, wind N at 8 mph, humidity 70% - Tuesday chance of snow (18°F-30°F / -8°C--1°C), Wednesday chance of snow (12°F-23°F / -11°C--5°C), Thursday snow (21°F-25°F / -6°C--4°C), Friday clear (7°F-25°F / -14°C--4°C) - google
[23:34:46] <Cyprus> ~WEATHER
[23:34:46] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[23:34:55] <Cyprus> ~WEATHER San Jose, CA
[23:34:56] <exec> 03San Jose, CA, USA - currently 70°F / 21°C, mostly cloudy, wind S at 2 mph, humidity 48% - Tuesday clear (41°F-70°F / 5°C-21°C), Wednesday clear (45°F-73°F / 7°C-23°C), Thursday partly cloudy (45°F-75°F / 7°C-24°C), Friday clear (46°F-75°F / 8°C-24°C) - google
[23:35:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya i know i'm going to be storing it but i'd like it to be in working order when i do
[23:35:22] <crutchy> Cyprus, you can set location for your nick using ~weather-add
[23:35:25] <crutchy> ~weather-add
[23:35:26] <exec> syntax: ~weather-add name location (name cannot contain spaces but location can contain spaces)
[23:35:43] <Cyprus> ~weather-add San Jose, CA
[23:35:46] <exec> name "San" set for location "Jose, CA"
[23:35:53] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[23:35:54] <Cyprus> yeah fail
[23:35:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> close
[23:36:11] <mrcoolbp> rofl cyprus
[23:36:11] <ciri> it's not that funny :)
[23:36:14] <crutchy> hmm. i could make an alias for that too
[23:36:21] <mrcoolbp> ~weather san
[23:36:22] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[23:36:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather-add Cyprus san jose, ca
[23:36:30] <exec> name "Cyprus" set for location "san jose, ca"
[23:36:34] <mrcoolbp> ~weather San
[23:36:35] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[23:36:37] <Cyprus> rofl
[23:36:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather cyprus
[23:36:38] <ciri> HEHEHEHE
[23:36:39] <exec> 03San Jose, CA, USA - currently 70°F, mostly cloudy, wind S at 2 mph, humidity 48% - Tuesday clear (41°F-70°F), Wednesday clear (45°F-73°F), Thursday partly cloudy (45°F-75°F), Friday clear (46°F-75°F) - google
[23:36:59] <mrcoolbp> ~weather mrcoolbp
[23:37:00] <exec> 03Boston, MA, USA - currently 30°F / -1°C, scattered clouds, wind N at 8 mph, humidity 70% - Tuesday chance of snow (18°F-30°F / -8°C--1°C), Wednesday chance of snow (12°F-23°F / -11°C--5°C), Thursday snow (21°F-25°F / -6°C--4°C), Friday clear (7°F-25°F / -14°C--4°C) - google
[23:37:04] * crutchy checks locations file to see if "san" is in there
[23:37:04] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: journalctl --boot ?
[23:37:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, prolly
[23:37:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> newp, unhelpful
[23:37:41] <Cyprus> ~weather googleplex
[23:37:43] <exec> 03Googleplex, 1600 Amphitheatre Parkway, Mountain View, CA, United States - currently 61°F / 16°C, clear, wind W at 2 mph, humidity 76% - Tuesday clear (41°F-68°F / 5°C-20°C), Wednesday clear (46°F-72°F / 8°C-22°C), Thursday partly cloudy (46°F-73°F / 8°C-23°C), Friday clear (48°F-75°F / 9°C-24°C) - google
[23:37:49] <Cyprus> oh that's handy
[23:38:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, i should eat something but i'm not hungry yet
[23:38:55] <crutchy> hmm. yeah "san" is definitely in there
[23:39:05] <chromas> hunger.target is probably what failed to start
[23:39:12] <crutchy> seems to have overridden an airport code or somthing :p
[23:39:35] <Cyprus> lmao
[23:39:42] <crutchy> failing cos it prolly can't find weather for "Jose, CA"
[23:39:56] <Cyprus> so it doesn't do validation?
[23:40:05] <crutchy> nah its pretty dumb
[23:40:35] * Cyprus chuckles maniacally
[23:40:42] <crutchy> i've got all the airport codes backed up though
[23:43:19] <crutchy> ~weather hell
[23:43:20] <exec> 03Washington, DC, USA - currently 3°C, scattered clouds, wind W at 13 km/h, humidity 70% - Tuesday chance of ice (-1°C-7°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (-1°C-7°C), Thursday chance of showers (-11°C-5°C), Friday clear (-4°C--1°C) - google
[23:45:23] <Cyprus> how does it decied wether to use imperial or metric?
[23:45:42] <crutchy> ~weather-prefs units metric
[23:45:43] <exec> successfully saved prefs
[23:45:52] <crutchy> or imperial
[23:46:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[23:46:29] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Star Wars- The Imperial March (Darth Vader's Theme) - YouTube
[23:46:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> imperial ftw, you rebel scum
[23:46:57] <crutchy> lol
[23:46:57] <ciri> lol that's funny!
[23:47:03] <crutchy> i don't mind imperial
[23:47:39] <crutchy> when you study aerospace its kinda hammered in, even though straya in a metric nation
[23:48:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.nerdist.com
[23:48:08] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Nerdist Presents: ?All About That Base: No Rebels? STAR WARS Parody, Starring Team Unicorn! « Nerdist
[23:49:01] <crutchy> the danger with imperial is that a lot of people (mostly in metric countries, but even some in the usa and britain) think that pounds is a mass
[23:49:22] <crutchy> so they go multiply it by 32 to get a force :/
[23:49:58] <chromas> that's just a danger of lack of edumacation
[23:50:06] <Cyprus> pounds is a currency
[23:50:11] <Cyprus> =P
[23:50:23] <crutchy> or places where stray pets live
[23:50:30] <chromas> pound puppies
[23:50:38] <Cyprus> nah, they just claim they live there. They're really strangled in the back
[23:50:51] <chromas> especially if peta's involved
[23:50:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, alf learned me that the similarity between a yard and a pound were that they're both places where you keep a dog
[23:51:06] <crutchy> haha
[23:52:13] <Cyprus> lol alf
[23:52:13] <ciri> hahaha
[23:52:20] <Cyprus> what the hell is ciri?
[23:52:34] <crutchy> skynet
[23:52:36] <Cyprus> like anoyabot?
[23:52:41] <Cyprus> nah i work with skynet
[23:52:47] <Cyprus> he's remarkably friendly
[23:53:12] <crutchy> till you don't give him cookies
[23:53:25] <chromas> so is ciri, but we mostly keep him in the back
[23:53:31] <crutchy> then he becomes angry and vindictive
[23:53:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Doctors Warn Against 'Measle Parties' - http://sylnt.us - do-no-harm
[23:54:03] <crutchy> omg that can only be an american thing
[23:54:23] <chromas> works for chicken pocks I guess
[23:54:46] <chromas> except for that time in park county