#Soylent | Logs for 2015-02-09
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[00:03:15] * juggs wafts in on a cloud of noxious spicy garlic fumes
[00:04:09] <juggs> ~weather
[00:04:10] <exec> 03London, UK - currently 40°F / 4°C, clear, humidity 74% - Sunday fog (35°F-48°F / 2°C-9°C), Monday fog (36°F-47°F / 2°C-8°C), Tuesday fog (37°F-47°F / 3°C-8°C), Wednesday mostly cloudy (36°F-45°F / 2°C-7°C) - google
[00:05:16] <juggs> 3 days of fog, that'll be every transport system ground to a halt then :D
[00:05:18] <ciri> 4
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[00:05:28] <ciri> 10!
[00:05:45] <swiss> lol
[00:08:27] <juggs> I need to escape to somewhere sunny - this not really cold damp grey shit is no fun at all.
[00:08:32] <juggs> How's things swiss?
[00:09:43] <arti> that's pretty chilly
[00:10:44] <juggs> it's annoying, I'd rather it were much colder and bright than just over freezing and damp misty crap
[00:11:31] <juggs> I swear it feels colder far when it's like this
[00:11:44] <juggs> far colder* even :D
[00:16:54] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[00:16:54] <Bender> karma - tea: 395
[00:16:56] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[00:16:56] <Bender> karma - tea: 396
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[00:59:03] <BadCoderFinger> Hey guys
[00:59:23] <SirFinkus> ello
[01:14:14] <BadCoderFinger> Hey SirFinkus, how are things?
[01:14:23] <SirFinkus> ok, how about you?
[01:14:35] <SirFinkus> sore feet from walking around the city last night, but that's a good thing
[01:17:22] <BadCoderFinger> I'm trying to get a handle on cmake.
[01:17:45] <BadCoderFinger> But there's beer, that will help.
[01:19:43] <SirFinkus> there's an xkcd for that
[01:20:17] <BadCoderFinger> Yeah, I'm trying to hit the top of that curve.
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[01:37:20] <juggs> hola Subsentient - you OK?
[01:37:40] <Subsentient> juggs: yes, why?
[01:38:40] <juggs> No reason, just passing the time of day
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[02:12:55] <BadCoderFinger> Hey Spalls
[02:13:21] <arti> g'day badcoderfinger
[02:13:21] <ciri> hi i'm happy today! :D arti
[02:13:24] * arti pets ciri
[02:13:40] <SpallsHurgenson> no, you have me mistaken for somebody else. I'm Spallsh, SpallshUrgenson
[02:13:49] * SirFinkus pets ciri with a cheese grater
[02:14:32] * juggs erects cat fences
[02:14:46] <BadCoderFinger> Hey arti!
[02:15:01] * chromas checks out juggs' erection
[02:15:04] <SpallsHurgenson> cats make lousy fences. They're really hard to hammer into the ground
[02:15:16] <BadCoderFinger> SpallsHurgenson: Only at first.
[02:15:25] <juggs> Going with the Connery Spalls... shtylishh!
[02:16:00] <BadCoderFinger> Heh!
[02:17:15] * juggs worries about erection inspections....
[02:17:15] <SpallsHurgenson> ah, Sean Connery, best known from his role as Ramirez from Highlander
[02:18:08] <BadCoderFinger> juggs: Look for hidden cameras!
[02:18:09] <juggs> Best know for being Sean Connery in every film...
[02:18:34] <BadCoderFinger> "I'm the Scottish captain of this Russian submarine..."
[02:19:05] <juggs> BadCoderFinger, how can I, they are so small these days... for all I know I have a camera on my cat erection and can't see it is there!
[02:19:44] <SpallsHurgenson> o_0
[02:19:50] <juggs> indeed!
[02:19:56] <SpallsHurgenson> I think... I think I'm in the wrong #channel
[02:19:57] <BadCoderFinger> juggs: You must turn to technology. Bug scanners are getting cheaper.
[02:20:51] <BadCoderFinger> It's pink, it vibrates when you turn it on, it detects bugs... Wait a minute, I think I've been conned!
[02:21:21] <SirFinkus> if only "detecting bugs" was that easy
[02:21:28] <juggs> Ahhh thish ish true... the smaller they get the more shushteptable to light they become. Hence the new Rasp Pi's resetting when subjected to flash photography
[02:21:32] * SirFinkus itches crotch
[02:21:55] * juggs notes an odd odour
[02:22:39] <SpallsHurgenson> shushteptable? I think you're smelling tequila
[02:23:41] <arti> sorry, got distracted reading
[02:23:44] <BadCoderFinger> No, his needle's just stuck in the "Connery" track. Give him a nudge, he'll pop over to "Jamaican."
[02:23:48] * arti is waiting for some water to boil
[02:24:07] <arti> Connery, Schonny.
[02:24:08] <BadCoderFinger> arti: Quick! Watch it and prove my mother wrong!
[02:24:19] <arti> you get my Internets Vote of Approval Award, otherwise known as the coveted IVAA. This entitles you to feel good about yourself, and a steak dinner, provided you can figure out how to contact me, and, I respond. Good luck!
[02:24:35] <SpallsHurgenson> launch the pot into orbit and it'll boil over almost instantly!
[02:26:40] <juggs> arti, are you setting a challenge?
[02:27:41] <arti> i'm behind 7 proxies.
[02:28:03] <juggs> I'm behind 19 :P
[02:28:17] <juggs> question is still there :D
[02:28:53] <arti> you really want a steak dinner eh?
[02:29:00] <arti> i'll be happy to grill one up for you
[02:29:20] <juggs> with a fine chianti no doubt!
[02:30:40] <arti> dolcetto d'alba
[02:30:56] <BadCoderFinger> Whisky?
[02:31:05] <arti> i have that too, balvenie
[02:31:18] <BadCoderFinger> Ah, I love the port barrel stuff.
[02:31:43] <BadCoderFinger> Although my current favorite is Aberfeldy.
[02:31:49] <arti> whisky is a delicious thing.
[02:31:59] <arti> ridiculous once you get a taste for it
[02:32:15] <arti> i partake from time to time
[02:32:20] * arti needs to get some more tea
[02:32:29] <SirFinkus> what's you're favorite arty?
[02:32:35] <SirFinkus> I like old pultney
[02:32:47] <arti> i was shocked to find i had the last bag, the stupid paper in the box tricked me into thinking there were more
[02:32:56] <SirFinkus> arti even
[02:33:15] <arti> balvenie or aberlour
[02:33:30] <arti> :U~
[02:33:36] <SirFinkus> ahh, abelour is good, don't know if I've had balvenie
[02:33:46] <SirFinkus> fuck it, you know how I meant to spell it
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[02:34:02] <SirFinkus> damn scotz
[02:34:05] <SirFinkus> scots
[02:34:30] * arti does indeed
[02:34:41] <arti> i like the nose on it
[02:34:52] <arti> i look forward to it every time
[02:35:10] <SirFinkus> old pulteny is pretty balanced
[02:35:19] <SirFinkus> sweet, but has a lot of smoke in it too
[02:35:22] <SirFinkus> moderate peat
[02:37:53] <arti> you usually drink a 12 year?
[02:38:26] <BadCoderFinger> I do. 10 just doesn't get mellow enough usually.
[02:38:37] <BadCoderFinger> And 15 starts to get pricey
[02:38:56] <SirFinkus> yeah, 12 for me
[02:39:01] <SirFinkus> because I'm cheap
[02:39:41] <arti> for 12+ it's better to go in on a bottle with a mate
[02:40:01] <SirFinkus> I haven't noticed enough of a difference
[02:40:15] <SirFinkus> my eyes water at $60 a bottle already, I can't imagine paying more
[02:40:18] <BadCoderFinger> arti: Yes, but I have too much Irish and Scottish in my ancestry. I'll drink the whole thing pretty soon.
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[02:42:08] <LancePodstrong> yowzer, too rich for my blood
[02:42:35] <LancePodstrong> i'm learning to brew my own meads, a friend of mine's got me inspired
[02:42:42] <LancePodstrong> he brews all his beer and mead for the year
[02:42:49] <BadCoderFinger> Heh, I brewed mead once.
[02:42:52] <LancePodstrong> probably over his limit but he doesn't keep track
[02:43:56] <BadCoderFinger> I went in halves with a friend for the honey. A couple months later, I kept bugging him to bottle, but he kept ducking out of it.
[02:43:58] <arti> https://uk.news.yahoo.com
[02:44:00] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Jordan says it has bombed ISIL 56 times in three days - Yahoo News UK
[02:44:04] <arti> On the thiiiiird day of air strikes, Jordan gave to me....
[02:44:25] <LancePodstrong> hahahahahaha
[02:44:28] <BadCoderFinger> So I bottled it all. Two months later, I went to check a bottle, popped the top... BOOM!
[02:44:57] <BadCoderFinger> Apparently you're supposed to filter the yeast out of it when you bottle.
[02:45:06] <BadCoderFinger> It ended up like mead champagne.
[02:45:56] <SirFinkus> scotch isn't that expensive though, considering how it is consumed
[02:46:15] <SirFinkus> it isn't something you drink 5 shots of in 15 minutes
[02:46:38] <SirFinkus> more like 2 shots over an hour and a half, it's a slow drinker
[02:47:07] <LancePodstrong> i prefer it carbonated BadCoderFinger, my friend actually puts more yeast in when he bottles it
[02:47:09] <SirFinkus> poor choice for getting shitfaced
[02:47:38] <BadCoderFinger> SirFinkus: Yeah, if you're going for quantity, there are cheaper options.
[02:47:51] <SirFinkus> scotch doesn't even taste good if you drink it quickly
[02:48:00] <SirFinkus> at least for me
[02:48:28] <BadCoderFinger> LancePodstrong: I like a little carbonation in mead, but nothing near the champagne level.
[02:48:41] <arti> mega-belch enabled.
[02:48:53] <arti> Now with more vowels!
[02:49:04] <arti> 20% more decibles!
[02:49:16] * juggs chuckles
[02:49:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Best Changes & Features Of The Linux 3.19 Kernel - http://sylnt.us
[02:50:04] <LancePodstrong> i guess i've never had ab ottle blow up in my face
[02:50:30] <arti> i've had some mexican soda that was bottled with extra pressure
[02:51:16] <BadCoderFinger> LancePodstrong: The glass was intact, but I never found the cap.
[02:51:21] <arti> lid blew past my face ricochet off the ceiling, really loud crack. i aimed the second bottle at people. never had terror and amusement been such close bedfellows
[02:51:44] <BadCoderFinger> arti: HA!
[02:53:03] <SpallsHurgenson> I wish I could draw.
[02:53:23] <arti> just get a holster and practice like clint eastwood
[02:53:34] <BadCoderFinger> Use a mirror!
[02:53:35] <arti> robocop is worthy as well
[02:53:35] <SirFinkus> just draw a lot, you'll get good eventually
[02:53:39] <SirFinkus> nobody is born with it
[02:53:46] <BadCoderFinger> But don't load the gun, or you'll have to replace the mirror.
[02:53:47] <arti> maybe its mabeliene(sp)
[02:54:08] <arti> he's right though, practice.
[02:54:36] <arti> youtube is your oyster, find a little tutorial on there
[02:54:45] <arti> i watched someone do a sweet painting in mspaint... no joke.
[02:54:55] <arti> !g mspaint speed painting
[02:54:55] <ciri> 167,000 results | Santa Claus Speed Painting Time Lapse - YouTube @ http://www.youtube.com | MS paint Heath Ledger Joker speed-painting 3 - YouTube @ http://www.youtube.com | Avatar- Neytiri Speed Painting Portrait on MS Paint - YouTube @ http://www.youtube.com | MS PAINT - YELLOW BIRD (SPEED PAINTING) - YouTube @
[02:54:56] <ciri> http://www.youtube.com | Audi R8 car in MS Paint Speed Painting - YouTube @ http://www.youtube.com
[02:55:00] <arti> 1st
[02:56:15] <chromas> cheater!
[02:56:29] <chromas> modern mspaint has fancier brushes with mixing and stuff
[02:56:40] <chromas> and everybody's favorite, the ribbon
[02:57:49] <SpallsHurgenson> I think I'll just slip one of my more artistic friends some money and have them draw things for me :)
[02:58:07] <arti> "draw me like one of your french squirels"
[02:58:21] <SpallsHurgenson> o_0
[02:58:21] <chromas> SoylentCommissions
[02:58:23] <arti> squirrel
[02:58:26] <chromas> SoylentHookups
[02:58:29] <arti> lol
[02:58:31] <ciri> heh
[02:58:54] <arti> i saw something cool on pr0gramm, a guy made a dongle
[02:58:56] <LancePodstrong> start manufacturing fleshlights from squirrels
[02:59:02] <SpallsHurgenson> http://sploid.gizmodo.com I always knew Armstrong was a klepto
[02:59:03] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Secret stash of Moon artifacts found hidden in Neil Armstrong's closet
[02:59:14] <arti> like 5 buttons, basically advance buttons (left & right) and like, favorite and something else. it just needs a scroll wheel.
[02:59:24] <arti> i'd love a dedicated device like that for browsing
[02:59:58] <arti> http://upload.wikimedia.org
[03:00:01] <chromas> jog_wheels++ for scrolling
[03:00:01] <Bender> karma - jog_wheels: 1
[03:00:26] * SpallsHurgenson shrieks in horror and faints at the mention of jogging
[03:00:38] * arti did his yesterday
[03:00:39] <BadCoderFinger> I like Logitech's "hyperscroll" wheel. Stupid name, but works great.
[03:01:19] <arti> link me
[03:01:28] <arti> i see no product named that on their site
[03:01:39] <arti> or is this just the regular wheel tech
[03:01:54] <SpallsHurgenson> is that the no-clicky wheel-scrolly thingee?
[03:02:07] <SpallsHurgenson> (I believe that is the official IEEE description :)
[03:02:12] <BadCoderFinger> http://www.officedepot.com
[03:02:13] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Logitech M500 Corded Laser Mouse With Hyperscroll Black by Office Depot & OfficeMax
[03:02:48] <BadCoderFinger> Yeah, there's a button that switches between clicky and no-clicky.
[03:02:48] <arti> hmm, i'm still skeptical
[03:02:51] <SpallsHurgenson> every now and again I accidentally push the button on my mouse that turns it on and it drives me nuts
[03:03:04] <arti> does it just amp up the scroll speed or something?
[03:03:16] <arti> sorta like a bunk waterheater, you have Hoth and Mordor settings
[03:03:25] <BadCoderFinger> The wheel feels weighted, and it spins like mad.
[03:03:38] <LancePodstrong> i've used those BadCoderFinger they are awesome
[03:03:51] <arti> alright, i'll go bug someone in the office tomorrow, i know just the guy
[03:03:57] <arti> "gadget guy"
[03:04:03] <arti> if it exists, he has it
[03:04:31] <arti> this is kinda cool too: http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk
[03:04:31] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Magna Carta Found In Council Archives, Valued At £10 Million
[03:04:44] <SpallsHurgenson> it makes it so the mousewheel rotates smoothly without the usual clicks every 15 degrees or so. it's awful, and people who like it are weirdos :)
[03:04:57] <BadCoderFinger> I have spidermonkey fingers, so it's tough finding a mouse that fits.
[03:05:21] <BadCoderFinger> Mine happened to come with the hyperscroll thing, and I've grown to like it.
[03:05:33] <SpallsHurgenson> I rest my case :)
[03:05:41] <arti> sorta like an arranged marraige
[03:06:11] <BadCoderFinger> What's really funny, Fluxbox will let the mousewheel change desktops... That's fun for a few minutes.
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[03:06:35] <arti> i had a gyromouse back in the dya
[03:06:53] <arti> you could hold it in your hand and use a button on the side (it was comfortable) and it would still work
[03:07:17] <arti> i think it died. /nostalgia
[03:07:31] <arti> i've got that alhamdullilah song stuck in my head
[03:07:34] <BadCoderFinger> Yeah, those were odd, but cool.
[03:07:48] <SpallsHurgenson> I wonder if the Magna Carta was stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying Beware of the Leopard
[03:12:24] <arti> alright, finished my tea. bbiab, adventuring for more.
[03:12:33] * arti slithers off
[03:17:38] <LancePodstrong> http://www.audiovisualonline.co.uk
[03:17:40] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03AudioQuest Diamond RJ/E Ethernet Cable 12m - Audioquest - AudioVisual Online - Home Cinema and Hifi Specialists
[03:19:51] <BadCoderFinger> Holy crap, firefox takes forever to build.
[03:20:40] <LancePodstrong> the GBP6899 ethernet cable
[03:21:16] <SpallsHurgenson> needs funny comments, as found here http://www.amazon.com :)
[03:21:18] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Amazon.com: AudioQuest K2 Terminated Speaker Cable - UST 2.44 m Plugs 8' Pair (Discontinued by Manufacturer): Electronics
[03:22:10] <chromas> woohoo++ they've got free delivery!
[03:22:10] <Bender> karma - woohoo: 2
[03:27:54] <SpallsHurgenson> http://www.geekwire.com take it off the cart, its not dead yet
[03:27:55] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Microsoft reiterates support for ARM amid reports of Windows RT's death - GeekWire
[03:27:55] <chromas> "died-in-the-wool"?
[03:28:54] <SpallsHurgenson> I believe that's an expression for a New Zealander who passes away in the middle of his favorite activity :)
[03:29:00] <chromas> $10.5k for a cable whose description has homophones
[03:29:12] <chromas> lol
[03:29:13] <LancePodstrong> hahaha SpallsHurgenson
[03:29:21] <chromas> Bender: grab SpallsHurgenson
[03:29:21] <Bender> Added quote 376
[03:29:41] <LancePodstrong> it needs the preceding line for context
[03:30:01] <SpallsHurgenson> "died-in-the-wool"? I believe that's an expression for a New Zealander who passes away in the middle of his favorite activity :)
[03:37:00] <chromas> sometimes you need multiple lines, but out-of-context is the greatness of quotes
[03:37:07] <chromas> Bender: grab SpallsHurgenson
[03:37:07] <Bender> Added quote 377
[03:37:15] <chromas> Bender: quote -3
[03:37:15] <Bender> Quote -3 - <crutchy_> or draw a dick next to it and caption the image "instructions not clear enough. got dick caught in battery"
[03:39:03] <BadCoderFinger> That
[03:39:08] <BadCoderFinger> s a good one.
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[03:49:39] * arti returns victorious
[03:49:53] <SpallsHurgenson> hurrah! has evil been defeated forever?
[03:50:38] <arti> yeah, the empty teabox has been banished to the garbage realm.
[03:50:56] <arti> cut off one box, two take its place.
[03:51:10] <arti> HAIL HERBS!
[03:51:15] <arti> \o/
[03:56:36] <SpallsHurgenson> I have no response to that
[03:57:16] <LancePodstrong> cannabis++
[03:57:16] <Bender> karma - cannabis: 7
[03:58:00] <arti> spalls, that means something. victory.
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[03:58:40] <SpallsHurgenson> please wait... updating SILLYRESPONSE.DB via sub-etheric network...
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[04:07:06] <arti> smart man
[04:07:09] <arti> got in and got out.
[04:07:24] <arti> real clean, just like desert storm.
[04:07:42] <SpallsHurgenson> but he missed the epic story about how you threw out a tea bag!
[04:08:11] <arti> cast it out, banished from the realm.
[04:08:44] * arti squirts waffles at SpallsHurgenson
[04:10:16] <SpallsHurgenson> |o| Hail Waffles!
[04:10:25] <juggs> for a moment there I was trying to work out what a "sub-ethnic network" would consist of. I e visanged
[04:10:30] <juggs> hmm..
[04:11:07] <arti> i read it as that too.
[04:11:14] <arti> now for something completely different, http://imgur.com
[04:11:15] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03I would buy this shirt - Imgur
[04:14:31] <juggs> I wasn't sure if I fell asleep and the EDL (English Defence League) and Marine Le Pen had come to power. Lying down before sleeping is probably preferred right?
[04:16:32] <arti> nah, it's more fun when driving.
[04:16:39] <arti> "i had a dream the light was red"
[04:16:53] <SpallsHurgenson> The EDL? From whom do the English need defending?
[04:17:30] <arti> polish peeps
[04:17:36] <arti> and mussies!
[04:17:39] <arti> the papers said it was so
[04:17:44] <arti> https://www.youtube.com
[04:17:45] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Little Pig Running Through The Grass - YouTube
[04:17:59] <arti> sounds like a suggestive title >.
[04:20:44] <SpallsHurgenson> oooh, bacon on the run!
[04:21:29] <LancePodstrong> from black people and french canadians
[04:27:26] <juggs> The Daily Heil would have us believe the streets will run with blood caused by Muslimic Infidels.. https://www.youtube.com
[04:27:27] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03EDL Man Interviewed for Press TV - YouTube
[04:27:51] <juggs> Muslamic laws :D
[04:28:54] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[04:29:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> will if you actually let them be adopted. i don't see that actually happening though.
[04:29:47] <juggs> quite
[04:30:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> got a bunch over here that're all sharia this and sharia that and i'm like yeah and most of that shat's explicitly illegal over here to begin with.
[04:31:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> idjits
[04:31:13] <juggs> Reactionary BS.
[04:31:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> just scared morons
[04:32:29] <SpallsHurgenson> the sharia are trying to take away our rights to murder, steal and adulterize!
[04:34:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean don't get me wrong, islamist states and peoples are overwhelmingly not our friends and quite a fair chunk of them are most assuredly our enemies but they're not going to ninja their way over and outvote 350 million americans to get sharia into law.
[04:35:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> ditto with however many brits there are
[04:35:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> now the french, they'll probably surrender.
[04:35:59] <arti> -_-
[04:36:22] <SpallsHurgenson> Good news, they'd only have to out-ninja 200 million Americans!
[04:36:22] <arti> they sure surrendered to those guys
[04:36:36] <arti> unlike the americans who cowered in fear and surrendered all their rights.
[04:37:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, home of the brave my hairy pale ass. we haven't been that in a while.
[04:37:42] <arti> couldn't it be argued brave as in indian?
[04:37:45] <juggs> No, but what it may do is swing some areas to UKIP. And the French aren't surrender monkeys, they just know when the battle is lost and it's better to wait for a better time rather than throw bodies at a lost cause.
[04:37:50] <arti> TMB: scope this out: https://i.4cdn.org
[04:39:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> that disturbed my brain
[04:39:06] <arti> arti++
[04:41:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> juggs, https://www.youtube.com
[04:41:22] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Animal House: Germans Bombed Pearl Harbor - YouTube
[04:41:46] <SpallsHurgenson> http://www.theregister.co.uk but where am I gonna find mango chutney?
[04:41:47] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Post-pub nosh neckfiller: The Red Dwarf chilli chutney egg sarnie • The Register
[04:42:28] <LancePodstrong> hahahaha arti that's awesome
[04:42:40] <arti> it was the funniest thing i've seen recently
[04:42:43] <arti> i was in tears
[04:43:12] <LancePodstrong> reminds me of this: https://www.youtube.com
[04:43:13] <Hedonismbot> ^✓ 03Tinkerbell Jihad - YouTube
[04:44:35] <arti> oh yeah i saw a few versions of that
[04:45:41] <arti> that's a good one
[04:46:05] <arti> there's a whole thread of those on wsg.
[04:46:15] <arti> it's like the new force push
[04:46:21] <arti> a few gems
[04:47:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep, off to bed. someone argue with juggs for me.
[04:47:26] <arti> will do, take care man
[04:47:46] <juggs> TheMightyBuzzard, we're arguing? I must have missed something
[04:48:02] <arti> maybe rhetorically
[04:48:03] <LancePodstrong> sleew well
[04:48:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> would have, i'm too tired though.
[04:48:05] * juggs argues with arti
[04:48:10] * arti argues with juggs
[04:48:16] <arti> PEPPERONI is default pizza!
[04:48:33] * SpallsHurgenson tearfully cries, "Can't we all just get along?"
[04:48:38] <juggs> PEPPERONI WINS! Finish him!
[04:48:55] <arti> i think the new mortal kombat shows you breaking bones and stuff, zooms in all sniper elite like
[04:49:19] <arti> if you guys like drinking horns, these guys are cool: http://www.horn-manufaktur.de
[04:49:20] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03HMR
[04:49:39] <arti> also, this is an awesome site: http://www.snesfun.com
[04:49:40] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03SNESFUN Retro SNES / Super Nintendo / Super Famicom games online | SNESFUN is a website to play Retro Super Nintendo Games using flash emulator directly in your browser, play snes games online, snes flash emulator, nes games, nintendo games, super mario games.
[04:49:56] <arti> yes yes, boohiss flash.
[04:50:07] <arti> you want pray game?
[04:51:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Xfce 4.12 Planned for Release in a Few Weeks - http://sylnt.us - better-late-than-never || The Best Changes & Features of the Linux 3.19 Kernel - http://sylnt.us - ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
[04:51:48] <arti> begun, the linkening has.
[04:51:54] * arti ramps up link emissions
[04:52:01] <arti> MAXIMUM OVERLINK
[04:54:33] <SpallsHurgenson> Unity forever! :)
[04:54:53] * juggs feel a little sea sick
[04:54:57] <LancePodstrong> why not just use an emulator?
[04:55:22] <SpallsHurgenson> or visit the arcade on archive.org
[04:55:23] <LancePodstrong> somewhere i've got a folder with every snes game in existence
[04:55:34] <LancePodstrong> in rom form that is
[04:56:36] <SpallsHurgenson> pirate! you are teh evulz!
[04:57:39] * arti uses an emulator
[04:57:55] <arti> but everything is on the web, soon all JS
[04:58:05] <arti> everyone's doing it!
[04:58:12] <SpallsHurgenson> its thanks to people like LancePodstrong that struggling developers like EA and Nintendo are only making $30 billion per year!
[04:58:26] <arti> wonder how many people are butthurt over using something Eich created.
[04:58:44] <arti> I'd like to see nintendo kick butt again
[04:58:56] <LancePodstrong> yeah they are the only ones worth a shit
[04:58:59] <LancePodstrong> at least they innovate
[04:59:01] <LancePodstrong> might not always work
[04:59:21] <arti> you mean like the PSN and XBox Live?
[04:59:27] <arti> ohburn
[05:00:36] <LancePodstrong> :)
[05:01:26] * arti shrugs
[05:01:40] <arti> i haven't owned any of the last or present gen
[05:01:52] <arti> i'm more of a collector now with steam
[05:02:15] <arti> my precious...
[05:02:46] <SpallsHurgenson> stay away from GOG.com. It is pure, insidious evil
[05:03:21] <arti> i whore that, too.
[05:03:34] <arti> i think the next purchase i might make will be gtav
[05:03:54] <SpallsHurgenson> I broke my joystick playing X-Wing vs TIE Fighter recently :-/
[05:04:05] <arti> should've gotten a logitech
[05:04:11] * arti is waiting for star citizen
[05:04:55] <arti> btw, if anyone is interested greenmangaming.com has a deal for gtav preorders, order by feb 13th using 71P30S-6WV48H-0FND02 you'll get 22% off.
[05:04:59] <SpallsHurgenson> hey, I bought that MS Sidewinder almost 20 years ago; I think that's a pretty good run for a joystick :)
[05:05:07] <arti> oh totally
[05:05:26] <arti> get a hotas
[05:13:24] <arti> "Believe it or not the 4x4 trackers and samurais are highly coveted by the off road and hunting communities. They can get just about anywhere and refuse to get stuck in mud. Makes an incredible vehicle for the lease"
[05:13:26] <arti> is this true?
[05:14:32] <LancePodstrong> i've heard good things about them
[05:16:09] <SpallsHurgenson> http://www.cnet.com
[05:16:09] <Hedonismbot> ^✓ 03Corning fires up new super scratch-resistant glass - CNET
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[05:33:30] <JamesNZ> yakuake++
[05:33:30] <Bender> karma - yakuake: 3
[05:34:40] <arti> https://www.youtube.com
[05:34:41] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Techmoan - YouTube
[05:34:45] <arti> guy reviews lots of dashcams
[05:35:04] <arti> cams in general
[05:51:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Earth Pro Now Available Free of Charge - http://sylnt.us - it-only-costs-your-email-address
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[07:54:33] <crutchy> toasty_sammiches++
[07:54:33] <Bender> karma - toasty_sammiches: 2
[08:27:52] <crutchy> http://nypost.com
[08:27:53] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03China?s secret plan to topple the US as the world?s superpower | New York Post
[08:27:57] <crutchy> scary shit
[08:54:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Photons Simulate Time Travel in the Lab - http://sylnt.us - I-think-that-I've-read-this-tomorrow
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[11:06:56] <crutchy> https://soylentnews.org
[11:06:56] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03SoylentNews is goatse
[11:07:05] <crutchy> ¿
[11:07:19] <crutchy> ~isup https://soylentnews.org
[11:07:20] <exec> 03https://soylentnews.org/: error connecting
[11:07:27] <crutchy> ~title https://soylentnews.org
[11:07:52] <crutchy> $title https://soylentnews.org
[11:07:53] <aqu4> No title found.
[11:08:40] <crutchy> anyone else getting a 503 for https://soylentnews.org ???
[11:08:40] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03SoylentNews is goatse
[11:08:59] <crutchy> ~isup http://dev.soylentnews.org
[11:09:00] <exec> 03http://dev.soylentnews.org/: error connecting
[11:09:19] <crutchy> ~isup http://dev.soylentnews.org
[11:09:20] <exec> 03http://dev.soylentnews.org/: error connecting
[11:09:35] <crutchy> ~title https://dev.soylentnews.org
[11:09:38] <exec> 13Dev.SN: Dev.SN is dead developers
[11:09:52] <crutchy> dev seems to be working
[11:09:57] <crutchy> ~title https://soylentnews.org
[11:10:01] <exec> 13SoylentNews: SoylentNews is people
[11:10:16] <crutchy> thar she blows :)
[11:12:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:12:41] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1042
[11:17:22] <crutchy> ~confucius
[11:17:25] <exec> My wife only has sex with me for a purpose; last night she used me to time an egg.
[11:17:34] <crutchy> oh my
[11:18:13] <crutchy> i don't think confucius said that
[11:18:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> might have, nobody much talks about his wife
[11:19:37] * crutchy is having some fun with templating... getting into this new fangled 'separating content and layout' thing
[11:20:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> you might be just a tad behind the curve there
[11:20:46] <crutchy> :p
[11:21:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> good for yas though. soon we'll have ya building templates for SN
[11:21:32] <crutchy> mucking around with this atm: http://news.my.to
[11:21:32] <Hedonismbot> ^✓ 03news.my.to
[11:21:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> from the rss bot?
[11:23:35] <crutchy> working on a real simple slash-wannabe
[11:24:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> nifty
[11:24:42] <crutchy> https://github.com
[11:24:43] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03exec-irc-bot/index.inc at master · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot · GitHub
[11:24:53] <crutchy> no html tags in the program :)
[11:25:20] <crutchy> derp
[11:25:23] <crutchy> wrong file
[11:25:38] <crutchy> https://github.com
[11:25:39] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03exec-irc-bot/index.inc at master · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot · GitHub
[11:28:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> all greek to me until i get some caffeine in
[12:26:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Swatter Just Prankster? - http://sylnt.us - trolling-for-cops
[13:45:44] <paulej72> hola
[13:46:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, yo
[14:28:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Time Warner's Profit Margin on Internet Service? 97 Percent - http://sylnt.us - all-the-traffic-will-bear
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[14:32:10] <Teckla> bah humbug monday
[14:55:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep. well not entirely bah humbug. i'm skipping out and going fishing this afternoon.
[14:58:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SpaceX DSCOVR Launch Postponed To Monday (18:07 ET) - http://sylnt.us - go-dscovr!
[15:04:06] <Teckla> TheMightyBuzzard: Where do you live? (If you don't mind saying)
[15:04:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> oklahoma for the next couple weeks
[15:07:27] <Teckla> Ah cool, nice and warm there, compared to Minnesota :)
[15:08:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> hells yeah
[15:08:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather
[15:08:56] <exec> 03Ada, OK, USA - currently 48°F, clear, wind N at 5 mph, humidity 76% - Monday partly cloudy (39°F-70°F), Tuesday partly cloudy (41°F-66°F), Wednesday chance of showers (32°F-63°F), Thursday clear (32°F-46°F) - google
[15:09:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> i can live with fishing in 70F weather today
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[15:23:22] <Teckla> LancePodstrong: I think you and I are practically neighbors
[15:23:32] <LancePodstrong> i thi8nk i saw you sign out the other day
[15:23:36] <LancePodstrong> are you on frontier in apple valley
[15:27:27] <Teckla> LancePodstrong: yep. How about you?
[15:29:13] <LancePodstrong> out in the country, about half way between northfield and cannon falls
[15:29:35] <LancePodstrong> within sight of stanton airfield
[15:31:41] <Teckla> Oh cool, that's a beautiful area
[15:33:20] <LancePodstrong> yeah we're lucky to have this spot
[15:33:50] <LancePodstrong> we're right on the middle of prairies to the west and river valleys to the east. so we have big hills and wide open spaces
[15:37:46] <LancePodstrong> you should ping me and report your time if you're bored :) i've been curious what my pings would be to other frontier users in the area. 74.42.223.218
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[16:49:20] <Teckla> LancePodstrong: Good idea. Although at the moment I'm at work and ssh'd into a Linux VPS. So not on the Frontier network at all.
[16:54:06] <LancePodstrong> anyone else in north america getting the feeling spring is coming early this year?
[16:54:34] <LancePodstrong> maple trees here are in budswell a couple weeks early and there's an uptick in bird activity lately
[17:13:10] <SirFinkus> frogs are out making a racket
[17:13:19] <SirFinkus> have been for about a year
[17:13:34] <SirFinkus> week, wow
[17:13:54] <SirFinkus> I just got up 6 minutes ago, cut me some slack
[17:14:25] <LancePodstrong> :) what part of the continent? i should clarify i'm in southeastern minnesota
[17:15:06] <SirFinkus> PNW
[17:30:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Red Wine's Ellagic Acid may Help Fight Human Obesity - http://sylnt.us - go-to-my-head
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[19:30:08] <CoolHand> LancePodstrong: I"ve noticed no early signs in central Indiana (even with unseasonably warm weather the last couple of days - turning colder now though)
[19:31:58] <Cyprus> in in SF Bay, what are these seasons you speak of?
[19:32:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - There are Only 3 Stories in the Queue - http://sylnt.us
[19:37:32] <LancePodstrong> i was looking at sf weather, afg high in coldest month is 59 avg high in warmest month is 64
[19:37:50] <LancePodstrong> that's bonkers
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[20:03:48] * mrcoolbp is back
[20:17:33] <Cyprus> I'm down in the south bay, its a good bit warmer
[20:17:49] <Cyprus> SF gets dampened by the Pacific much more effectively
[20:28:27] <Teckla> http://i.imgur.com
[20:28:29] <Teckla> (sfw)
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[20:59:49] <mrcoolbp> hey matt
[20:59:58] <matt_> mrcoolbp, hi!
[21:00:03] <mrcoolbp> hi!
[21:00:51] <mrcoolbp> good to 'see' ya
[21:12:03] <Leebert> The measure of a restaurant server is how good of service you get when you're the only customer.
[21:18:47] <Cyprus> nah, the measure of a server is how good service you get when *they're* the only *server*
[21:19:41] <Leebert> Both are a measure, for sure.
[21:20:09] <Leebert> I hve plenty of ability to overlook poor service when the server is running around ragged.
[21:20:12] <Cyprus> i generally always get great service as the only customer, and usually phone numbers
[21:20:43] <Cyprus> its when they actually have to work that the quality comes through
[21:20:53] * Leebert does not want this dude's phone number... :)
[21:21:21] <Leebert> My point is that if the quality doesn't come through when there is no pressure... well, there isn't much of a question.
[21:21:28] <SirFinkus> the measure of a server is uptime
[21:21:44] <Leebert> lol
[21:22:09] * Leebert grew out of that one. Well, OK, except for the OpenBSD firewall I once had with a ~1,300-day uptime.
[21:22:10] <Cyprus> Highly functioning alcoholic vs non highly functioning alcoholic? =P
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[21:31:13] <SirFinkus> oh good, new nightmare fuel for boston dynamics
[21:31:14] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[21:31:15] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Introducing Spot - YouTube
[21:31:57] <SirFinkus> that's how I picture ciri, every time it walks by someone kicks it
[21:32:15] <JamesNZ> XD
[21:43:38] <SirFinkus> how long do you reckon before they give these things sex holes?
[21:43:38] <ciri> very carefully and then some
[21:43:47] * SirFinkus kicks ciri
[21:45:44] <JamesNZ> ciri--
[21:45:44] <Bender> karma - ciri: -38
[21:48:12] <Cyprus> those dog things are awesome!
[21:51:25] <Teckla> The ISP that I used to use had a few shell servers running Solaris with something like 6 or 7 years of uptime when they were finally decomissioned. It was insane. Either they were horribly unpatched, or Solaris could be patched live. Not sure which!
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[22:04:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Another Climate Data Scandal - http://sylnt.us - heated-discussion
[22:05:38] <geotti_away> sup
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[22:06:05] <geotti> hey, regarding slow news day, get some of the (simpler) news from lobste.rs
[22:08:15] <geotti> arti: seen dark city with my wife yesterday. Remembered that I watched it, when they broke the wall with the hammer
[22:49:47] <paulej72> Water company is fixing a line break just outside of my building at work so we have no domestic water now. And I need to #1.
[22:50:42] <SirFinkus> oooh, fun, how big is the break?
[22:52:23] <mrcoolbp> ~time AUS
[22:52:24] <exec> Monday, 9 February 2015 @ 4:52 pm CST - Austin, TX, USA
[22:52:30] <mrcoolbp> ~time melbourne
[22:52:31] <exec> Tuesday, 10 February 2015 @ 9:52 am GMT+11 - Melbourne VIC
[22:52:43] <mrcoolbp> ~time Sydney
[22:52:44] <exec> Tuesday, 10 February 2015 @ 9:52 am GMT+11 - Sydney NSW
[22:53:48] <crutchy> ~gday mrcoolbp
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[22:53:50] <paulej72> not big as it was not gushing out of the ground, but it was noticable
[22:54:08] <mrcoolbp> lol, crutchy
[22:54:13] <mrcoolbp> ~gday crutchy
[22:54:14] * exec abnormally flings a toilet bowl of red cordial at crutchy
[22:55:02] <paulej72> they fixed a leak a couple of weeks ago just about 100 meters from where they are working today, but that was on the other side of where my building connects
[22:55:29] <SirFinkus> the main is probably EOL
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[22:55:56] <SirFinkus> when a big break happens on an old pipe, another one is likely to happen
[22:56:15] * crutchy adds an eol comment to paulej72's pipe
[22:56:18] <SirFinkus> additional stresses from the digging and pressure cycles
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[22:57:37] <paulej72> yeah probably, we just had the steam lines replaced, but that was University lines. these are the water companies
[22:57:47] <paulej72> bbl, heading home
[23:01:23] <mrcoolbp> k
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[23:26:12] <crutchy> http://threatpost.com
[23:26:15] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Canary Watch Site Launches to Track Warrant Canaries | Threatpost | The first stop for security news
[23:40:50] <Blackmoore> k. i'm not gonna interup the meeting - but I do have to jet.
[23:41:09] <Blackmoore> if i have a chance I'll check back tomorro
[23:41:09] <mrcoolbp> okay, later sir
[23:41:17] <mrcoolbp> thanks for coming
[23:41:33] <Blackmoore> I'll get back soon.
[23:41:45] <Blackmoore> you guys ned the help
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