#Soylent | Logs for 2015-01-31

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[23:21:30] <arti> "i know how we'll get people to use our product, we'll release cookbooks!"
[23:21:10] <arti> CRISCO
[23:09:30] <paulej72> he is from the future kill him with fire
[23:08:50] <paulej72> CSIRO always is translated in my mind to crisco
[22:53:39] <crutchy> noice
[22:52:58] <crutchy> "CSIRO was the first Australian organisation to start using the internet and was able to register the second-level domain csiro.au (as opposed to csiro.org.au or csiro.com.au)"
[22:50:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SoylentNews Site Update 15.01 - http://sylnt.us - hope-nothing-explodes
[22:50:46] <Bender> karma - csiro: 1
[22:50:46] <crutchy> csiro++
[22:50:16] <crutchy> its sunday morning and i haven't finished my first coffee yet, so submissions be damned :p
[22:49:52] <crutchy> if i weren't lazy i would submit these
[22:49:40] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Great White Shark Nursery Identified Off Newcastle
[22:49:39] <crutchy> http://www.inquisitr.com
[22:48:28] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03DARPA funded robot learns to cook by watching YouTube videos | National Monitor
[22:48:27] <crutchy> wtf: http://natmonitor.com
[22:47:18] <crutchy> i might actually find myself in england one day
[22:46:49] <crutchy> nice job redundant department of redundancy
[22:46:19] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03The secret’s out | The Star Telegram The Star Telegram
[22:46:18] <crutchy> coooooooooooooool: http://www.star-telegram.com
[22:45:20] <crutchy> pity ima never gunna be stranded at lax
[22:45:10] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Geek Pilgrimage: Space Shuttle Endeavour at California Science Centre
[22:45:08] <crutchy> coooooooooooooool: http://www.smh.com.au
[22:44:08] <crutchy> the headline is a bit retarded
[22:43:42] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03'Completely nuts': Faraway planet is lord of the rings
[22:43:41] <crutchy> coooooooooooooool: http://www.smh.com.au
[22:41:06] <paulej72> PerriAir
[22:40:54] <paulej72> SpaceBalls
[22:40:41] <crutchy> pretty soon we'll probably have to pay a breathing tax
[22:40:08] <ciri> out and about!! paulej72
[22:40:06] <paulej72> where is my cut, that is my specturm they are selling
[22:40:03] <crutchy> only the FCC could get away with selling air rights
[22:39:42] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03FCC Raises $44.9 Billion in U.S. Wireless Spectrum Sale - WSJ
[22:39:41] <crutchy> http://www.wsj.com
[22:39:21] <paulej72> too slow to tonight, well not really as it matches the pace I have been going the past week. I finshed up my last Tamiflu pill today, so I feel a bit better about going back to work. I hope not to pas the flu on to the rest of my department.
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[22:31:16] <crutchy> ~filter http://www.pcworld.com
[22:21:15] <crutchy> !bounce
[22:21:04] <crutchy> derp
[22:20:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 'I paid $25 for an Invisible Boyfriend and I Think I Might Be in Love' - http://sylnt.us - all-I-got-was-this-stupid-T-shirt || Americans on Pace for Highest Driving Level in 7 Years - http://sylnt.us - Dump-the-milk-Ethel-the-cat's-drinking-unleaded! || Valve's Economist Yanis Varoufakis Appointed Greece's Finance Minister - http://sylnt.us - 14 more
[22:20:22] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 140
[22:20:22] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard++
[22:20:14] <Bender> karma - bytram: 27
[22:20:14] <crutchy> bytram++
[22:20:10] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 97
[22:20:10] <crutchy> paulej72++
[22:18:48] <crutchy> api hasn't been through the bytram qa wringer yet :p
[22:17:12] <crutchy> is there some mention of version number on site page?
[22:17:00] <crutchy> tmb mentioned that
[22:16:30] <paulej72> API was not enabled though on prod.
[22:15:40] <paulej72> hello all. I have done the 15_01 update. By the skin of my teeth.
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[21:50:15] <crutchy> g'day paulej72
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[21:46:51] <exec> Saturday, 31 January 2015 @ 3:46 pm CST - Chicago, IL, USA
[21:46:49] <crutchy> ~time chicago
[21:32:21] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03How NSA access was built into Windows | Telepolis
[21:32:20] <crutchy> http://www.heise.de
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[21:10:16] <Hedonismbot> Karma - coffee: 243
[21:10:16] <crutchy> ++coffee
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[19:28:09] <JamesNZ> ~gday arti
[19:26:54] <pbnjoe> hey
[19:26:22] <ciri> hi i'm happy today! :D arti
[19:26:22] <arti> g'day
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[19:18:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Police Stations Increasingly Offer Safe Haven for Craigslist Transactions - http://sylnt.us - officer-friendly || The Pirate Bay is Back Online, Properly - http://sylnt.us - Royal-Fortune
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[16:24:09] <LancePodstrong> i have one of the world's biggest lap dogs at 80 pounds of snuggle
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[15:29:16] <LancePodstrong> nothing like that 90s song :P
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[15:19:09] <Konomi> it's a good joke but it makes me cringe ;p
[15:18:08] <LancePodstrong> i'm not sure there's ever enough corn
[15:17:38] <Konomi> it has entered too corney land
[15:17:30] <Konomi> please stahp
[15:17:11] <LancePodstrong> the cop moves to arrest. ohm resists.
[15:17:05] <LancePodstrong> the cop thinks this is suspicious and asks to search the trunk. he says, "hey, did you guys know you have a dead cat in here?" shrodinger shouts, "we do now, asshole!"
[15:16:27] <LancePodstrong> heisenberg says, "no, but i know exactly where i am." the cop says "you were doing 55 in a 35. heisenberg throws up his hands and says "great, i'm lost!"
[15:16:25] <Konomi> feel like a nerd when I get that joke ;_;
[15:16:17] <Konomi> ;p
[15:16:03] <LancePodstrong> heisenberg, schrodinger, and ohm are in a car. heisenberg is driving, and they get pulled over. the officer asks, "do you know how fast you were going?"
[15:15:34] <Konomi> all have kangaroos
[15:15:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Global Game Jam: 5 Australian Video Games Developed in 48 hours - http://sylnt.us - game-writing-game
[15:13:07] <Konomi> http://dariobusch.com
[15:11:19] <crutchy> troll fight
[15:11:09] <LancePodstrong> biffo?
[15:10:41] <crutchy> with apk :D
[15:10:20] <crutchy> had some awesome fun ones at /.
[15:10:09] <crutchy> i haven't been in any real good biffos on sn
[15:09:45] <crutchy> maybe we should try to start a biffo in there
[15:08:52] <LancePodstrong> not so far
[15:08:34] <crutchy> no sexual references?
[15:08:08] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3Schizophrenia: Condition commonly mistaken for MPD (Multiple Personality Disorder). Schizophrenia like the name suggests means a split, but not a split in personality. Schizophrenia is a split in perception that cau...
[15:08:05] <crutchy> ~define schizophrenia
[15:06:41] <Konomi> so everything is normal then
[15:06:11] <LancePodstrong> there is zero intelligent discussion thus far in the story on schizophrenics :(
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[14:10:40] <crutchy> hope you get a chance to take the new poles for a whirl soon
[14:10:10] <crutchy> thanks for the chat mate
[14:10:04] <crutchy> anyway, 1am. better get some shuteye
[14:09:31] <crutchy> not being around them and never having used one makes me wary of them, and of anyone with one (even cops)
[14:08:58] <crutchy> guns would be something i'd have to get used to (assuming they were ever legalized in straya again)
[14:07:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> not money i wanted to have to spend, mind you, but i'm still gonna enjoy it.
[14:06:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> anywho, bout time i was heading up to go blow lots of money on fun new toys.
[14:05:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup, which is perfectly reasonable for firearms as well.
[14:05:06] <crutchy> well, here they do anyway
[14:04:51] <crutchy> but anyone caught drunk driving, driving on drugs, hooning etc get penalized (or lose their car)
[14:03:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> both serve a valuable purpose.
[14:03:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> right but removing cars is no more a solution than removing guns.
[14:02:56] <crutchy> its like driving; i worry less about my own driving and more about all the other potential idiots around me
[14:02:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> not me, morons of that degree generally darwin themselves
[14:02:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> take it out once a month and kill some cans or targets, boom competent
[14:02:08] <crutchy> i don't really want a bunch of armed morons walking around
[14:01:51] <crutchy> i'm just as weary of an innocent moron with a gun as i am a crook with a gun
[14:01:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> true but it doesn't take anything but a little practice to become competent
[14:00:55] <crutchy> they just have a gun and think they're safe
[14:00:46] <crutchy> most people aren't
[14:00:40] <crutchy> i doubt that, unless the woman is competent in using a gun
[13:59:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> a 4'10" woman clocking 85lbs is just as deadly with one as a 250lb 6'5" guy who lifts every day and knows ninjitsu.
[13:58:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> they're not a perfect solution or a guarantee, they're just equality.
[13:57:51] <crutchy> im sure its possible to disable an intruder with a spoon if used in the right way
[13:57:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> true, which would do you zero good against an intruder with a gun. remember, criminals do not follow gun laws any more than any other laws.
[13:57:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> really that's only ever an issue if you're unwilling to use it.
[13:57:05] <crutchy> probably, but i could learn martial arts too, or knife throwing, etc
[13:56:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> learn to use it and that's not an issue
[13:56:24] <crutchy> and in that situation i'm not sure my gun wouldn't become an asset to the intruder
[13:56:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> no but they offer a hell of a lot more opportunity for it.
[13:55:50] <crutchy> guns don't guarantee protection
[13:55:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> false? not remotely. just not 100% effective.
[13:55:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> would you rather have to shoot somebody or have your family harmed while you were stuck watching unable to do anything? thus guns.
[13:54:58] <crutchy> i do, but keeping a gun for protection seems like a false sense of security
[13:54:03] <crutchy> i know guns dont kill people, only idiots with guns. but everyone is an idiot
[13:53:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas an easy one to answer. you have wee children?
[13:53:04] <crutchy> it might even be legal to keep a handgun. i'm not sure
[13:52:53] <crutchy> i dunno if i'd want a gun even if it were legal to keep one for self defence here
[13:52:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> no mormons in my area. mostly baptists.
[13:52:10] <crutchy> do mormons wear body armor in your area?
[13:51:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> only thing i'd feel shooting an intruder is a slight recoil.
[13:51:27] <crutchy> no guns here
[13:51:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> it'd feel good, there are many guns in my home within easy reach.
[13:50:55] <crutchy> i can't imagine how a home invasion would feel. that would be horrible
[13:50:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't feel violated, i feel pissed the fuck off that i gotta buy new poles.
[13:50:38] <crutchy> that some wanker thinks he can just enter my private property and take something, while my family is sleeping
[13:49:40] <crutchy> feels shit
[13:49:33] <crutchy> i remember when some fucknuckle stole my bird bath. it wasn't what was stolen. it was the violated feeling
[13:48:34] <exec> none
[13:48:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuckin missed the best fishing day in MONTHS yesterday because of some fuckwit. i am still steamed.
[13:48:12] <crutchy> ~pants
[13:47:56] <exec> Weather for Ada, OK, USA - currently 43°F / 6°C, clear, wind SE at 10 mph, humidity 66% - Saturday rain (45°F-48°F / 7°C-9°C), Sunday chance of rain (19°F-50°F / -7°C-10°C), Monday clear (30°F-48°F / -1°C-9°C), Tuesday clear (36°F-59°F / 2°C-15°C) - source: Google
[13:47:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather
[13:47:51] <exec> Saturday, 31 January 2015 @ 7:47 am CST - Ada, OK, USA
[13:47:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~time
[13:47:47] <crutchy> stupid o'clock :p
[13:47:36] <exec> Sunday, 1 February 2015 @ 12:47 am GMT+11 - Melbourne VIC
[13:47:35] <crutchy> ~time
[13:47:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya
[13:47:31] <crutchy> lol
[13:47:27] <crutchy> oh oops you meant acs as in anon cows
[13:47:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> on account of having different nicks
[13:47:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> no reason to color by uid. they're already easy to tell apart.
[13:46:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> not looking to make it rocket science. just a quick if incomplete solution.
[13:46:39] <crutchy> color by uid maybe
[13:46:04] <crutchy> that would be a bit confusing
[13:45:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> then their color changes
[13:45:39] <crutchy> what if ip changes?
[13:45:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> like a crc32 of their ipid and the story id then use that as a color reference for a ball beside their name.
[13:45:07] <crutchy> ~definee anglo-chinese school pwnage
[13:44:33] <crutchy> hmm. definitely :D
[13:44:23] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3ACS: Anglo-Chinese School Pwnage.
[13:44:19] <crutchy> ~define acs
[13:44:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> random straw poll: making acs identifiable from each other on a per-story basis. good idea or bad idea?
[13:43:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm...
[13:42:45] <crutchy> from when i upgraded from d5 to d7
[13:42:24] <crutchy> searching my nick still brings up some delphi-related shit from years ago
[13:42:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> think we already covered that with irc being public
[13:41:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> it annoys me that searches for my nick pull up my /. page before my SN page
[13:41:30] <crutchy> definitely think ", gtfo" should be at the end of every statement
[13:40:53] <crutchy> "there's about a million bots in irc tracking your every move and remembering every word, so if you don't like getting intimate with automatons, gtfo"
[13:39:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> anything you make public is fucking public and the world can know it any time they want.
[13:38:55] <crutchy> we don't tell googlebot to fuck off, so if you don't want your shit to be archived and indexed, gtfo"\
[13:38:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> and we do NOT support any form of a right to be forgotten. fucking deal with it.
[13:38:16] <crutchy> not sure if need mention anything about cookies or robots.txt policy
[13:37:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> $policy .= "also, we log irc and make that shit public. you bitches are on your own there."
[13:36:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> $policy .= $that
[13:35:58] <crutchy> "if you don't like it, gtfo"
[13:35:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> there, done.
[13:35:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> "we collect some stuff. we don't give/sell/loan/show it to anyone who doesn't have a court order and guns."
[13:33:00] <crutchy> there's prolly no harm tweaking a few words :p
[13:32:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> good thing legal documents aren't subject to copyright
[13:32:11] <crutchy> possibly, but you just leave any parts that aren't relevant out
[13:31:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> they prolly collect a lot more than we care to also
[13:31:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> feh
[13:31:34] <crutchy> freenode prolly has a pretty good example policies for irc
[13:30:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i have no idea on those. don't even know where the logs are.
[13:30:32] <crutchy> also need either mention or separate statement for irc, wiki and whatever other components there are
[13:30:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> did. from the "show us where our traffic is coming from" system
[13:29:51] <crutchy> maybe mention something about that stats thingy that nc set up
[13:29:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> we don't even collect useragents
[13:29:05] <crutchy> if it were me i'd prolly pilfer privacy, tou, disclaimer and copyright statements from a bunch of sites and pick bits out of them all that suit
[13:28:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> like comments and stories and moderations and such.
[13:28:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's basically all the info we collect on you except what you enter yourself.
[13:27:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[13:27:44] <crutchy> email also for password recovery
[13:27:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> something like: we collect ip addresses in the case of the apache error_log for debugging purposes and from the "show us where our traffic is coming from" system only. we collect email addresses for the purposes of being able to contact you on account creation and in case an administrator needs to contact you for site-related reasons. we don't share any of this with anyone.
[13:27:08] <crutchy> superbowl is for pussies :p
[13:27:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> and fart in any room i feel the need to.
[13:26:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, which annoys me. if ima pay for a house i should get to watch the superbowl in it with a cold one.
[13:26:17] <crutchy> the people just pay for it
[13:20:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> unless i can go kick around it in my drawers drinking beer, it's not mine.
[13:19:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya know, i hate it when people call the whitehouse "the people's house"
[13:16:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> we have zero requirements of data retention except in the case of a court order.
[13:16:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> strange but true given the nsa and all that.
[13:15:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah. we got some of the best laws on the planet for that.
[13:15:30] <crutchy> actually being an american thing it would have to comply with a crapload of government bullshit anyways
[13:15:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> would be huge and we generally don't need it cause we basically want to see errors not good requests.
[13:14:40] <crutchy> ah
[13:14:33] <crutchy> hmm i didn't think of adding anything about that for wifey's website even
[13:14:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> we don't run an access_log
[13:14:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> apache logs ip addresses for errors but only for errors.
[13:14:10] <crutchy> apache would i guess though
[13:13:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> slashcode itself doesn't store ip addresses. stores a hash of the ip address and a hash of the subnet
[13:13:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Credit Card Study Blows Holes In Anonymity - http://sylnt.us - why-does-cash-have-serial-numbers?
[13:12:45] <crutchy> SN not in plain view in a residence :p
[13:12:32] <crutchy> its kinda no bs, but would be different for SN somewhat
[13:11:57] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Belle's Bohemian Photography - Privacy Policy
[13:11:56] <crutchy> http://bbphotography.biz.tm
[13:11:56] <crutchy> this is one i bashed out for my missus' website
[13:11:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i think ima write a better one up in english.
[13:11:20] <crutchy> its not much of a policy
[13:10:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> ewww, legalspeak
[13:10:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> we should get on that then. shouldn't take more than an hour to draw up.
[13:10:34] <exec> 13http://wiki.soylentnews.org/wiki/SoylentNews_Policy_Document#Privacy_Policy
[13:10:34] <exec> 13It is the policy of SoylentNews, in as much as is reasonably possible, to retain the least amount of personally identifiable information about the community's members. Certain items are necessary in the conduction of the site's operation. These include, but are not necessarily restricted to: e-mail address and IP address [what else?]. Reasonable and customary steps are taken to protect that inform...
[13:10:31] <crutchy> [[SoylentNews Policy Document|Privacy Policy]]
[13:09:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> is there?
[13:09:35] <crutchy> there's one in the pipe
[13:09:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should write us up a site privacy policy
[13:08:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> sucks when you want to put a season of Buffy on them
[13:07:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> doesn't matter what you plug them into
[13:07:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> bout 3/4 of my usb drives said usb2 on the packaging and only manage like 3MB/s
[13:06:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> do but still
[13:05:40] <crutchy> usually different colors
[13:05:31] <crutchy> or nowadays some usb2 and some usb3
[13:05:18] <crutchy> i think most mobos have some usb1 and some usb2
[13:04:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you're gonna claim usb2, you should be able to do usb2 speeds
[13:03:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> reminds me, i really hate drives that say they're usb2 then you plug them in and get usb1 speeds
[13:03:07] <ciri> 10!
[13:03:05] <ciri> 9
[13:03:03] <ciri> 8
[13:03:01] <ciri> 7
[13:02:59] <ciri> 6
[13:02:58] <ciri> 5
[13:02:57] <ciri> 4
[13:02:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> 3 is muuuuch faster than 2 though
[13:02:34] <Hedonismbot> ^ 037 Monitors on Windows 7 with USB 3.0 - YouTube
[13:02:33] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[13:02:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly
[13:01:56] <crutchy> might have been usb3
[13:01:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i still don't trust usb for video.
[13:01:20] <crutchy> there was a youtube of a guy had 7 screens hooked up to his lappy with 2 or 3 of them playing different videos
[13:00:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause second doesn't need 16 for crossfire
[13:00:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> mine has a 16 and a 4
[13:00:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> eight and four use the same size
[13:00:24] <chromas> For maximum spreadsheets
[13:00:15] <chromas> For second card or whatever
[12:59:55] <chromas> Dunno if 8 has its own size. A lot of cheaper boards have an 8 slut that looks like a 16
[12:59:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, you can't do 4k streaming pr0n over usb2
[12:58:24] <crutchy> i'll prolly just go usb2 anyway
[12:58:10] <crutchy> nah i don't think so
[12:58:02] <crutchy> or can you plug a normal card into an x8 slot?
[12:57:50] <crutchy> haven't come across graphics cards with x8
[12:57:34] <chromas> X8 slots also work
[12:57:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> or have a kinky girlfriend
[12:57:15] <crutchy> but you need a mobo with multiple x16 slots
[12:56:55] <chromas> Yeah. For multihead you just need to drop in another card
[12:56:52] <crutchy> yeah
[12:56:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> crossfire is for treating two cards as one.
[12:56:04] <chromas> crutchy: have you tried virtual desktops?
[12:56:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh
[12:55:52] <crutchy> was thinking about getting a new mobo with crossfire or summin, but nowadays prolly a usb2 thing would be good enough
[12:54:50] <crutchy> but having lots of screens is handy. i was regularly using three screens at work at some point. synergy enabled me to monitor and tweak the web server while i was still working on it
[12:53:37] <crutchy> i'm not used to tiling
[12:53:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> i wanna be able to move shit freely.
[12:53:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't do tiling. i just set up hotkeys to put stuff where i think it goes.
[12:53:17] <crutchy> dunno i'd have to go through logs
[12:53:08] <crutchy> with a tiling wm you could use one big arse screen and just tile the shit out of it
[12:52:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> awesomewm or something?
[12:52:44] <crutchy> when xlefay was around he was pretty excited about some tiling wm
[12:52:31] <Bender> karma - multihead: 1
[12:52:31] <chromas> multihead++ #head is good
[12:52:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> well maybe in portrait mode but screw that
[12:51:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> didn't have more room on the little trolley i keep my computer on for a second 16:9
[12:51:40] <crutchy> i think it was with an agp card as primary and an old pci card
[12:51:15] <crutchy> i got three monitors working once, using some xorg.conf wackery hackery
[12:51:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> got a 24" and a... fuck if i know but it's a 4:3 ratio... beside it
[12:50:38] <Bender> karma - multimon: 1
[12:50:38] <crutchy> multimon++
[12:50:27] <crutchy> my desktop has two 23" monitors, which made developing my work app much easier
[12:49:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> i really don't care for a desktop. servers though... fuck anything new and still under rapid development.
[12:48:56] <Bender> karma - debian: 46
[12:48:56] <crutchy> debian++
[12:48:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> arch is down with the systemd for some time now.
[12:47:42] <crutchy> think i have systemd on my desktop but still using ol sysv on my lappy vm
[12:46:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> one of these days i should learn systemd better than systemctl start/stop/restart service or systemctl list-unit-files
[12:45:33] <chromas> ~gesturectl --mode=muppet start nodding
[12:41:18] <Bender> karma - tea: 382
[12:41:18] <chromas> tea--
[12:41:17] <Hedonismbot> Karma - coffee: 242
[12:41:16] <crutchy> ++coffee
[12:40:41] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1019
[12:40:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[12:40:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh ya...
[12:39:11] <crutchy> hmm. could have also done s/pe/a/
[12:39:10] <sedctl> <TheMightyBuzzard> sedbot is humping on you
[12:39:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> s/at/ump/
[12:39:05] * chromas spanks brain
[12:38:28] <chromas> Fpos
[12:38:26] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, s/al/is/
[12:38:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> sedbot is hating on you
[12:38:14] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: s/i(l)/i\1e/
[12:38:06] <chromas> theMightyBuzzard: s/i(l)/i\1e/
[12:37:38] <crutchy> i used to be fanatical. well i sort of still am but i'm more of a pragmatic fanatic now
[12:37:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> cept for colonizing the moon with a penal colony.
[12:36:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> shurg. i missed it. don't really care about space.
[12:36:03] <crutchy> i think it was posted immediately after the launch using the ~submit script. a few of us watched it live
[12:34:46] <crutchy> wasn't really even news by the time it hit our front page
[12:34:32] <crutchy> we were way too late on the spacex launch story i reckon
[12:34:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> then bug an editor on here
[12:33:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, put BREAKING in the subject
[12:33:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> not that i know of
[12:32:35] <exec> *** suggestion successfully added to wiki - http://sylnt.us
[12:32:27] <crutchy> ~suggest could use some sort of "urgent" or "breaking news" check box for submissions to get attention of editors, so that breaking stories that appear everywhere else almost immediately aren't languishing in the queue for a few days before appearing on SN
[12:30:13] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03The Linux Mint Blog » Blog Archive » Introducing the MintBox Mini
[12:30:12] <crutchy> did SN run a story on this: http://blog.linuxmint.com
[12:25:33] <crutchy> mixed it with rocket fuel
[12:25:18] <crutchy> prolly the cat
[12:25:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> need moar coffee. some bastard drank all mine.
[12:24:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, still not there
[12:24:07] <crutchy> ~join #wiki
[12:24:01] <ciri> FunPika (~FunPika@Soylent/Staff/Wiki/FunPika) was last seen quitting from #soylent 24 days, 10 hours, 15 minutes ago stating (Quit: Leaving).
[12:24:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> !seen funpika
[12:23:27] <crutchy> they seem pretty abstract. i like abstract :p
[12:23:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> wonder where he is. haven't seen him since the irc reboot
[12:22:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> reskeys are actually kinda neat. not as neat as if i'd designed them but neat nonetheless
[12:22:48] <crutchy> didn't get around to posting on the wiki using the same approach, but all i had to do to get a mediawiki bot flag was ask funpika
[12:21:27] <crutchy> nod
[12:21:24] <crutchy> true, but when SN becomes more popular it will become an issue
[12:21:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> we'll just put the reskey back if spam becomes too big an issue.
[12:20:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> down that path lies madness
[12:20:34] <crutchy> heh
[12:20:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> like we bother anyway.
[12:20:12] <crutchy> so that slashcode couldn't differentiate the script from a noscript browser :)
[12:19:33] <crutchy> i might have just grabbed it cos it was there
[12:19:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's not checked again that i remember.
[12:18:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, which doesn't really do anything.
[12:18:52] <crutchy> i thought that was different from reskey. i forget
[12:18:42] <crutchy> hmm. it gets formkey
[12:17:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> no reskeys in its flow
[12:17:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> regular comment posting doesn't have that limit right now.
[12:17:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> think it's ten for the api.
[12:17:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> which generally means you want time to compose the message when you pull up a reply page/dialog
[12:16:51] <crutchy> my original script has 8 sec but that might have been when reskeys were a bit stricter
[12:16:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> and it's as much for building your own ui for the site as anything.
[12:15:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> delay is cause the api would make it entirely too easy to spam your ass off automated like.
[12:14:44] <crutchy> ah
[12:14:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> is in the docs
[12:14:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep, and a delay.
[12:14:33] <crutchy> can't remember if you said it used that or not
[12:14:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> typical apk posts are just gonna get marked spam
[12:14:24] <crutchy> does it need two requests? (first to get reskey)
[12:13:21] <crutchy> ~pretend_to_be_apk
[12:12:57] <crutchy> heh. i can make a ~troll alias :p
[12:12:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> might as well, only change to live will be $hostname =~ s/dev\.//;
[12:12:12] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 139
[12:12:12] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard++
[12:12:08] <crutchy> from what i've used though its really easy
[12:11:46] <crutchy> nah haven't delved right into it yet
[12:11:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> with the api i mean?
[12:11:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> you got comment posting as AC down yet?
[12:10:49] <sedctl> <crutchy> exec posted but put nick in the name box
[12:10:48] <crutchy> s/user//
[12:10:18] <crutchy> exec posted but put nick in the username box
[12:08:15] <chromas> Thought maybe they were from exec and the editor adjusted it
[12:08:09] <crutchy> only need to login for posting comments
[12:07:51] <crutchy> yeah just posted without logging in
[12:07:37] <chromas> In quotes, no link
[12:07:30] <chromas> The last couple of your submissions said "crutchy"
[12:07:22] <exec> error: unable to retrive SN uid for user "exec"
[12:07:20] <crutchy> ~api uid exec
[12:07:13] <crutchy> i think its too high to be picked up by the api on dev though
[12:06:55] <crutchy> exec does
[12:05:52] <chromas> I wonder if tama and ciri have accounts
[12:05:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> be something like $user = getCurrentUser(); if($user->{seclev} >= 100) {do stuff};
[12:05:25] <crutchy> tmb, nod. unfortunately i prolly not much help
[12:04:45] <crutchy> bot pretending to be a person like
[12:04:27] <crutchy> hmm actually if i knew what the page source for an admin page looked like i might even be able to hack around it same as i did for submitting comments
[12:04:08] <chromas> Hammering
[12:04:04] <chromas> Goddamn it I just fixed that. Goddamn keyboard
[12:04:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya but if i were gonna write it into an api page it'd be just as easy to just post a list of links out in a html page.
[12:03:45] <chromas> I guess we need to start believing hammering the api
[12:03:26] <crutchy> and include post requests to spam/unspam
[12:02:56] <crutchy> i can't code perl to save myself, but i'm sure any of us could wackery hackery up a page using an api call or two (or 10)
[12:02:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> needs the password for the db manually entered. wasn't comfortable putting the pass into a script.
[12:01:42] <chromas> Add it to cron
[12:01:35] <chromas> Make the script generate an HTML page
[12:01:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't have auth built into the api yet.
[12:01:15] <crutchy> need an api hook
[12:01:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i done wrote a command line script that does it.
[12:01:03] <chromas> Oh yeah. I should make a soylent desktop thinger
[12:00:42] <chromas> The page doesn't have to be pretty
[12:00:34] * TheMightyBuzzard eyes crutchy and chromas
[12:00:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> tried to get it to be but it didn't get enough testing.
[11:59:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> api won't be live for this release.
[11:59:23] <chromas> Or add it to the api and make the page use that 😃
[11:59:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> basically any seclevel 100+
[11:59:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> or editor
[11:59:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> and a check to see if you're admin.
[11:58:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> pretty much, yeah
[11:58:47] <chromas> Isn't it mainly an SQL query?
[11:58:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> bloody pj made me an admin and i'm the only one who understands the command line script I wrote so currently i'm the spam police.
[11:56:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't wanna.
[11:56:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> oi, crutchy, learn perl and code us up a page for admins that lists off all spam modded comments.
[11:56:42] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Lil' Indy | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[11:56:40] <chromas> http://youtu.be
[11:55:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> best part of winter fishing is you don't gotta battle snakes for the fish.
[11:55:03] <chromas> Don't drink from his snake
[11:53:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas two sam jackson references this morning, chromas. you're nearing the mandatory limit.
[11:53:08] <chromas> Put
[11:53:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> anything they can't eat, they bite.
[11:53:05] <chromas> Out them on a plane
[11:52:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> i fuckin hate snakes. one water moccasin can fuck up the fishing entirely at a farm pond.
[11:50:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> and to frighten archeologists.
[11:50:25] <chromas> According to George Lucas, snakes can also be used as ropes
[11:49:31] <exec> [stoacademy] 3water moccasins: water - A colorless liquid usually found in seas, lakes, rivers, oceans, and rain.
[11:49:23] <exec> [wikipedia] 3Water_moccasin: Agkistrodon piscivorus is a venomous snake, a species of pit viper, found in the southeastern United States. Adults are large and capable of delivering a painful and potentially fatal bite. When antag...
[11:49:18] <chromas> ~define water moccasin
[11:49:12] <chromas> ~define water moccasins
[11:49:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> weak
[11:49:07] <exec> [wikipedia] 3Cottonmouth: Cottonmouth may refer to:
[11:48:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~define cottonmouth
[11:48:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> copperheads though like hiding under rotten logs and biting your ass when you step over them.
[11:48:11] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3moccasins: Sweetest form of shoes known to man
[11:48:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> only ones around here i'm afraid of are copperheads. rattlers will tell you to fuck off with their tail before they strike and water moccasins are slow and not at all subtle.
[11:48:09] <chromas> ~define moccasins
[11:47:27] <chromas> Shoes eating fish?
[11:46:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> you could be sitting quietly on the bank of a pond and they be all like "hmm, i wonder what that huge thing a gerzillion times my size is. i think i'll go see and kill it."
[11:46:24] * crutchy is shit scared of snakes
[11:46:15] <crutchy> hehe
[11:45:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> we got water moccasins instead. they like to try eating the fish off your stringer or out of your basket. aggressive as all fuck until you hit them upside the head with a fishing pole.
[11:44:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[11:44:11] <crutchy> remember steve irwin chasing after one
[11:43:57] <crutchy> crazy fuckers
[11:43:47] <crutchy> i'm glad we don't have black mambas
[11:43:19] <chromas> (nsfw)
[11:42:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, we may not have the most poisonous snakes but ours are the fastest striking on the planet.
[11:42:02] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03The Dave Chappelle Show I'll Have A Samuel Jackson - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[11:42:01] <chromas> http://youtu.be
[11:42:00] <crutchy> oops. i guess it might be rattlers for you guys
[11:41:41] <crutchy> tiger snakes
[11:41:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> that particular kitty is a psycho little beastie. likes to hide in wait and attack things walking by. me, the other cats, dogs, doesn't matter.
[11:40:55] <crutchy> aww
[11:40:45] <sedctl> <crutchy> <sedctl> Kitty is a smoking boozing hacker
[11:40:44] <crutchy> sedctl, s/<.*>//g
[11:40:17] <chromas> Then the others changed their orders
[11:40:17] <crutchy> derp
[11:40:10] <sedctl> <crutchy> <sedctl> <crutchy> <chroma lazys> Kitty is a smoking boozing hacker
[11:40:10] <crutchy> sedctl, s/a/a lazy/
[11:40:06] <chromas> Kitty was the first to have a Sam Adams
[11:39:25] * TheMightyBuzzard nods at sedctl
[11:39:15] <sedctl> <crutchy> <chromas> Kitty is a smoking boozing hacker
[11:39:15] <crutchy> chromas, s/g/g boozing /
[11:38:53] <chromas> Kitty is a smoking hacker
[11:38:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[11:38:42] <crutchy> i was trying to copy something :p
[11:38:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> why for?
[11:38:23] -!- exec [exec!~exec@utioner/T-800/BeVeryAfraid] has joined #Soylent
[11:38:12] <crutchy> i just ctrl-c'd my bot
[11:37:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> now after it's cooked, mind, they'll eat half a pound each.
[11:36:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> spoiled little fuckers want me to cook it.
[11:35:54] -!- exec has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
[11:34:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i tried getting them to eat sushi and they turn their noses up
[11:34:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com
[11:33:45] <crutchy> they would love you even more :D
[11:33:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> cats, yeah.
[11:33:15] <crutchy> do you have a cat?
[11:32:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> they're fun but you run the risk of killing a lot of fish that you then have to clean
[11:31:53] <crutchy> i hear explosives are quite efficient
[11:31:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> pj may be doing the site update today, dunno. i'm gonna be kitting myself out with new fishing poles though.
[11:26:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> it can stay there, null op wrongness is still a null op
[11:25:27] <crutchy> that's why it stood out
[11:24:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> some javascript in there that only fires if the sitename is slashdot.org even
[11:21:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh ya. plenty of that.
[11:21:36] <crutchy> not on the actual browser view
[11:21:28] <crutchy> sorry i meant just in the page source
[11:20:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> space junk?
[11:19:55] <exec> *** suggestion successfully added to wiki - http://sylnt.us
[11:19:47] <crutchy> ~suggest there's a bit of space junk in SN pages. http://paste.my.to
[11:17:26] <crutchy> crap
[11:17:08] <exec> http://paste.my.to
[11:16:58] <crutchy> ~filter http://sylnt.us
[11:16:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> that can smell like fish but it won't actually help me catch any
[11:16:00] <crutchy> i was thinking somewhere warm and squidgy
[11:15:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> the bass pro shop
[11:15:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> after a suck day like yesterday, i think ima go to the happiest place in the world today
[11:13:21] <crutchy> hmm. i should try my crap filter on SN
[11:12:27] <crutchy> and it's TUBES, not THE INTERNET... you morons!
[11:12:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Stanford Anthropologist Says Hallucinatory 'Voices' Shaped by Local Culture - http://sylnt.us - what-kind-of-voices-to-deaf-people-hear?
[11:11:48] <Bender> karma - people: -6
[11:11:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> people--
[11:11:14] <Bender> karma - world: -1
[11:11:14] <crutchy> world--
[11:10:57] <crutchy> "web 2.0 sweethearts"!?
[11:10:37] <crutchy> "A technical cockup – rather than hostile hacker action – is apparently the reason Facebook, Instagram and other Web 2.0 sweethearts fell off the internet on Monday."
[11:10:26] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Facebook: Oi, Lizard Squad – we can take down our own site, ta • The Register
[11:10:26] <crutchy> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[11:09:54] <Bender> karma - ciri: -38
[11:09:54] <crutchy> ciri++
[11:09:48] <crutchy> hahaha
[11:09:37] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: coffee++ beats tea++ by 987,000,000 to 9,470!
[11:09:36] <chromas> !fight coffee++ vs tea++
[11:09:16] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: coffee beats tea by 987,000,000 to 786,000,000!
[11:09:15] <chromas> !fight coffee vs tea
[11:09:15] <crutchy> straya getting its own version of ITAR apparently :/
[11:08:54] <Bender> karma - politicians: -8
[11:08:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> politicians--
[11:08:26] <Bender> karma - politicians: -7
[11:08:26] <crutchy> politicians--
[11:08:18] <crutchy> talk about your unintended consequences
[11:08:08] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Australia tries to ban crypto research – by ACCIDENT • The Register
[11:08:08] <crutchy> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[11:06:15] <chromas> Princess vespa
[11:06:03] <crutchy> hell yeah it does
[11:06:00] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1018
[11:06:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:05:48] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: seven of nine beats princess leia by 107,000,000 to 2,140,000!
[11:05:47] <crutchy> !fight seven of nine vs princess leia
[11:04:29] <crutchy> aww
[11:04:25] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: ncommander beats TheMightyBuzzard by 64,800 to 1,530!
[11:04:24] <crutchy> !fight ncommander vs TheMightyBuzzard
[11:03:06] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: <p> beats <div> by 14,440,000,000 to 483,000,000!
[11:03:05] <crutchy> !fight <p> vs <div>
[11:02:28] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: back gate beats front gate by 433,000,000 to 32,900,000!
[11:02:28] <crutchy> !fight back gate vs front gate
[11:02:04] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: eggdrop beats supybot by 666,000 to 44,100!
[11:02:04] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: bill gates beats gamergate by 185,000,000 to 5,320,000!
[11:02:03] <chromas> !fight eggdrop vs supybot
[11:02:03] <crutchy> !fight gamergate vs bill gates
[11:01:41] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: apple beats samsung by 1,910,000,000 to 503,000,000!
[11:01:40] <crutchy> !fight samsung vs apple
[11:01:24] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: apache beats iis by 261,000,000 to 97,400,000!
[11:01:23] <crutchy> !fight apache vs iis
[11:01:10] <crutchy> ooh. we're catching up
[11:01:02] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: soylent news beats slashdot sucks by 887,000 to 485,000!
[11:01:01] <chromas> !fight soylent news vs slashdot sucks
[11:00:50] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: slashdot beats soylent news by 79,400,000 to 887,000!
[11:00:49] <chromas> !fight soylent news vs slashdot
[11:00:29] <crutchy> aw. poor ciri
[11:00:18] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: tama beats ciri by 74,700,000 to 20,100,000!
[11:00:17] <crutchy> !fight ciri vs tama
[11:00:14] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: tipi beats teepee by 129,000,000 to 1,170,000!
[11:00:13] <chromas> !fight tipi vs teepee
[10:59:57] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: wigwam beats teepee by 6,400,000 to 1,170,000!
[10:59:56] <chromas> !fight wigwam vs teepee
[10:57:35] <crutchy> or ~submit %paste_url%
[10:57:11] <crutchy> hmm. i could make ~crapfilter %url%, and if you're happy with the paste you could do ~submit %url%
[10:56:32] <chromas> On the upside, ciri has promised multiple times to smack me upside the head
[10:56:03] <chromas> Sounds like work
[10:55:17] <crutchy> ~crapfilter
[10:55:10] <crutchy> ~anticrap
[10:54:57] <crutchy> now instead of submitting directly to SN, you still gotta do it yerself but the bot tries to clean all the crap out. hmm maybe i should call it ~crapclean or something
[10:53:28] <exec> http://paste.my.to
[10:53:22] <crutchy> ~submit http://go.theregister.com
[09:42:53] <arti> hopefully it's a vaccine booster shot
[09:41:30] * crutchy is off to say nighty nighty to kiddlywinks and then frag some dudes in ut onslaught match
[09:41:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA Invites Media, Social Media to Major Space Launch System Booster Test - http://sylnt.us - booster-shot
[09:39:51] <Konomi> also use chromium I doubt iceweassel will cope
[09:39:51] <arti> Cron laughs from his mountain.
[09:39:23] <Konomi> idk why they don't include a cron script
[09:38:53] <arti> it's because of too much hungry jacks
[09:38:33] <crutchy> but i'm lazy
[09:38:29] <arti> neato
[09:38:25] <crutchy> i could prolly just do apt-get update
[09:36:06] <Konomi> sudo /usr/sbin/update-flashplugin-nonfree --verbose --install
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[09:34:59] <crutchy> or i'm back in the 90's yay!
[09:34:46] <crutchy> we're back in the 90's yay!
[09:34:18] <crutchy> http://picpaste.com
[09:32:33] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03100,000 Stars
[09:32:33] <Konomi> http://stars.chromeexperiments.com
[09:23:58] <crutchy> ooh i forgot about my game
[09:23:21] <crutchy> chromas has too. gosh we're a sick bunch
[09:23:02] * crutchy feels dirty
[09:22:58] <crutchy> is it disturbing that i've apparently seen Konomi's bed cover?
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[09:13:06] <crutchy> derp. could have sworn that was xlefay
[09:12:48] <exec> first privmsg containing "redundant department" in #soylent: [2014-04-18 11:32:47] <crutchy> we will have the redundant department of redundancy all over us
[09:12:03] <crutchy> ~find-first redundant department
[09:11:56] <exec> last privmsg for xlefay in #soylent: [2014-09-02 08:16:21] I need to eat some and get some sleep. I'll tty'all later ;-) Take care!
[09:10:39] <Konomi> back had to get my washing off the line
[09:10:36] <crutchy> ~last xlefay
[09:10:29] <Konomi> well it's attached to a turtle beach headset now
[09:10:27] <ciri> somewhere out on the WEB i guess crutchy
[09:10:27] <crutchy> where the fk is xlefay anyway?
[09:10:08] <Konomi> mmn this new washing powder is nice
[09:10:06] <crutchy> thankyou redundant department of redundancy
[09:09:21] <crutchy> ah
[09:09:15] <exec> [wikipedia] 3LifeChat: Microsoft Lifechat is a brand of headsets created by Microsoft.
[09:09:06] <crutchy> ~define LifeChat
[09:09:00] <crutchy> never heard of lifechat
[09:07:47] <crutchy> :D
[09:07:45] <crutchy> i see what you mean by turtle now
[09:07:37] <chromas> ciri: Konomi is test driving her bed…
[09:07:14] <Konomi> that's my bed cover.
[09:07:04] <crutchy> wow! that pattern is like what car companies use on new model cars for test driving
[09:06:10] <chromas> filters
[09:05:03] <Konomi> finished converting my old headset into a sound card for the new one ;p
[09:04:52] <Hedonismbot> ^ 032015.01.31 USB Sound Card Port DIY 4 - Minus
[09:04:51] <Konomi> http://minus.com
[09:03:50] <chromas> that's why your Windows is down
[09:03:12] <crutchy> it was that fkin storm that started it
[09:03:00] <crutchy> stupid power problems
[09:02:56] <crutchy> meh. there's a heap of shit unplugged atm
[09:02:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
[09:02:14] <chromas> .kick crutchy
[09:02:11] <chromas> smb? windows?
[09:01:57] <crutchy> derp. its not even running :p
[09:01:16] <crutchy> i just access it with smb://
[09:01:08] <crutchy> don't think the usb or 1tb nas is mounted
[09:00:34] <exec> total 1.5T 1.1T 411G 73%
[09:00:33] <crutchy> ~eval df --total -h | grep 'total'
[09:00:30] <crutchy> accessible from my vm:
[08:58:50] <chromas> the best thing to do is to mount them all into one box and then df --total -h
[08:58:40] <crutchy> lately i seem to be pretty comfy with my little 50g vm
[08:57:59] <crutchy> a 4x1TB raid 1 nas, 1TB USB NAS backup, 1TB nas, 3x500GB in my desktop, and whatever else is floating around
[08:57:10] <chromas> add a --total
[08:56:29] <crutchy> dunno how much total storage i have
[08:56:08] <Konomi> says total for a reason xD
[08:56:04] <Konomi> just usb externals
[08:55:45] <crutchy> raid?
[08:54:51] <Konomi> HDD Total Size: 4991.0GB (64.5% used)
[08:53:51] <crutchy> that's where exec lives
[08:53:45] <crutchy> that one's a bit more fullerer
[08:53:35] <exec> 192.168.1.168:/server 922G 781G 142G 85% /nas/server
[08:53:34] <crutchy> ~eval df -h | grep '192.168.1.168'
[08:53:28] <crutchy> hmm
[08:53:06] <chromas> set the disk size to 50 EB; we'll never know it's a lie
[08:52:25] <crutchy> well, 48 i guess
[08:52:15] <crutchy> i think the vm has 50G to tinker with
[08:51:50] <chromas> that's not too full
[08:51:03] <exec> rootfs 48G 9.0G 37G 20% /
[08:51:02] <crutchy> ~eval df -h | grep 'rootfs'
[08:50:24] <chromas> df -h
[08:50:19] <Konomi> I was thinking turtles and stuff but okat
[08:50:15] <crutchy> cat /proc/somethingorother?
[08:49:31] <crutchy> there's prolly a way i can demonstrate, but i don't know shell :p
[08:49:04] <crutchy> nah. my shell doesn't even have much disk space
[08:48:54] <Konomi> cool shell dude \o/
[08:48:42] <chromas> you probably want his shell
[08:48:30] <crutchy> i know. it was bad humour
[08:48:10] <Konomi> I have no interest in you ;p
[08:47:55] <crutchy> actually my missus would protect me
[08:47:36] <crutchy> meh. stalking is too much work. unless you're talking about you, in which case i definitely wanna know you're a looooooong way away :d
[08:46:41] <Konomi> ;p
[08:46:39] <Konomi> s/puzzles/stalking/
[08:46:37] <crutchy> except when i can't be fscked
[08:46:14] <crutchy> puzzles can be fun
[08:46:09] <crutchy> just curiosity. figuring out where people are is a puzzle sometimes
[08:13:22] <Konomi> since ever rural peep exits in a major city
[08:13:14] <Konomi> geolocation has never been that great in au
[08:11:33] <Konomi> gives like 4 listings lol
[08:11:01] <Konomi> only a couple of thousand kms off
[08:10:54] <Konomi> crutchy: the current geolocation look up thinks I am in WA
[08:04:26] <crutchy> so i can be sure you're a loooooong way away
[08:04:22] <Konomi> my isp identifies me as being in adelaid or something
[08:04:10] <crutchy> i could possibly trawl my apache logs to get a good idea but i really can't be arsed
[08:04:05] <Konomi> why do you wonder where I am ;p ?
[08:03:48] * crutchy wonders if Konomi is in mildura
[08:02:44] <chromas> I hate the date format but I'm too lazy to change it
[08:02:05] <Bender> karma - refreshing_diz: 1
[08:02:05] <crutchy> refreshing_diz++
[08:01:44] <Hedonismbot> {63:{5:title}{49:My puppy hates when I make fart noises. - YouTube}}{14:{3:diz}{3:: >}}{34:{9:refreshed}{16:30-1-15 18:50:00}}{31:{6:spoken}{16:30-1-15 18:50:00}}{18:{9:redirects}{1:0}}
[08:01:44] <chromas> =get .titles.cache/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbgAALihou0
[08:01:33] <crutchy> or images etc
[08:01:30] <crutchy> it doesn't download entire youtube videos though?
[08:01:13] <chromas> also the description, which is turned off
[08:01:04] <chromas> it only caches the title and stores it with the fetch and display time
[08:00:51] <crutchy> ah
[08:00:46] <chromas> not if it's cached
[08:00:27] <crutchy> chromas, does hedopoly download the entire target each time?
[07:59:42] <sedctl> <crutchy> <Bender> karma - chromas: 666
[07:59:42] <crutchy> Bender: s/$/6/
[07:59:41] <chromas> oh noes!
[07:59:36] <Konomi> time to fill the cache with many justin beiber vidoes
[07:59:29] <Bender> karma - chromas: 66
[07:59:28] <crutchy> chromas++
[07:59:14] <chromas> yep
[07:59:02] <crutchy> does * mean cached?
[07:58:25] <Konomi> ops
[07:58:18] <Hedonismbot> ^* 03My puppy hates when I make fart noises. - YouTube
[07:58:18] <Konomi> https://www.youtube.com
[07:54:26] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03exec-irc-bot/submit.php at master · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot · GitHub
[07:54:25] <crutchy> https://github.com
[07:54:10] <chromas> Does it look for the biggest blocks of non-tag text and consider that the article?
[07:52:53] <crutchy> on first try it seems better than the original meta content scraper
[07:52:23] <crutchy> submit script :p
[07:52:12] <chromas> the prototype? Or the submit script?
[07:50:03] <crutchy> definitely needs moar testing
[07:49:06] <Hedonismbot> ^ 0304SN (dev) Submission by exec: Forget Wireless Charging, This Microsoft Prototype Charges With Indoor Sunlight
[07:49:05] <crutchy> bytram, https://dev.soylentnews.org
[07:44:56] <crutchy> hmm. dunno what's goin on with the unicode spacejunk
[07:44:09] <crutchy> http://paste.my.to
[07:43:51] <crutchy> heh. holy shit it kinda works
[07:41:29] <sedctl> <crutchy> stupid science religion
[07:41:29] <crutchy> s/$/ religion/
[07:41:10] <crutchy> stupid science
[07:39:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Black Holes do not Exist Where Space and Time do not Exist, Says New Theory. - http://sylnt.us - my-brain-hurts
[07:38:51] <crutchy> hmm maybe exclude any element that includes any part of the domain
[07:37:47] <crutchy> can anyone figure out a way to differentiate bullshit from useful content from this data: http://paste.my.to
[07:26:40] <crutchy> crutchy's missus: "i want crutchy to have one too :D"
[07:26:15] <crutchy> i want one!
[07:26:12] <crutchy> something in the comments about light whips!?
[07:25:43] <chromas> and then their sabers could get fancy too
[07:25:37] <chromas> that part could've lasted a little longer
[07:19:09] <crutchy> stick men lightsabers :D
[07:19:02] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Star Wars: Modern Lightsaber Battle - YouTube
[07:19:01] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[07:18:43] <crutchy> lol @ lighsabeers
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[07:15:08] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03GHOST of MICHAEL JACKSON - YouTube
[07:15:07] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[07:13:56] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Star Wars: Modern Lightsaber Battle - YouTube
[07:13:55] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[07:07:53] <crutchy> but its a small company and i do it cos i wanna
[07:07:33] <crutchy> we still have a bit of byod where i work
[07:06:46] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03BYOD is NOT the Next Biggest Thing™: Bring me Ye Olde Lappetoppe • The Register ( http://www.theregister.co.uk )
[07:06:45] <crutchy> http://go.theregister.com
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[06:43:52] * crutchy imagines google submitting every search query to the uspto
[06:42:39] <crutchy> or can you patent a mere thought now
[06:42:05] <crutchy> i trust apple actually invented this
[06:41:51] <crutchy> "In February 2013 Apple was granted a patent, originally filed in 2008, for an “integrated touch sensor and solar panel” that described a panel located “on the front surface of the housing” of a portable electronic device that would switch between collecting solar energy and sensing a tap or a swipe."
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[06:03:31] <sedctl> <crutchy> sexbot
[06:03:31] <crutchy> s/d/x/
[06:03:27] <crutchy> sedbot
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[05:57:37] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1017
[05:57:37] <crutchy> coffee++
[05:57:27] <crutchy> derp
[05:57:23] <crutchy> s/d/x/
[05:57:14] <crutchy> sedbot
[05:57:08] <crutchy> sedbod
[05:57:01] <crutchy> s/e/o/
[05:56:44] <crutchy> Bender: s/RIP/the-sharks-finally-got-him/
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[05:37:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Passing of Charles Townes - Inventor of the Laser - http://sylnt.us - RIP
[05:27:45] <chromas> I know it's him because google requires real names
[05:27:34] <chromas> Wow, the Thomas Jefferson is using YouTube
[05:19:06] <crutchy> wonder if we'll get any takers :D
[05:18:57] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03SN comment by Anonymous Coward
[05:18:57] <crutchy> http://soylentnews.org
[05:17:40] crotchy is now known as crutchy
[05:17:32] <exec> exec's submit script is borken. blame crutchy
[05:17:31] <crotchy> ~submit my butt
[05:17:24] crutchy is now known as crotchy
[05:16:23] <mythterj> Not seen any. Played with it for a while today.
[05:16:12] <crutchy> otherwise it sounds too good to be true :p
[05:15:39] <crutchy> dunno. i just assumed if they went from charging for a product to making it free, there would be a catch of some sort
[05:15:13] <chromas> Never seen 'em, even in the free version
[05:14:58] <chromas> earth has ads now?
[05:14:36] * crutchy wonders if there is an adblocker for google earth pro
[05:13:28] <mythterj> Yeah, they weren't making any money on it anyway. But At least you can now calculate acerage...
[05:12:11] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Google Lat Long: Google Earth Pro is now free
[05:12:10] <crutchy> http://google-latlong.blogspot.com.au
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[05:00:21] <crutchy> had to rewire the lighting through half the house to get there, but eventually got there
[04:58:20] <Bender> karma - electrician_dudes: 1
[04:58:20] <crutchy> electrician_dudes++
[04:57:42] <crutchy> yay i have lights again!
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[04:23:20] <SpallsHurgenson> juggs is going to kansas?
[04:21:50] * juggs saunters off to horizontal land. Be well.
[04:21:04] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03The Machine is Hungry | The Venture Bros. | Adult Swim - YouTube
[04:21:04] <chromas> SpallsHurgenson's phone: https://www.youtube.com
[04:20:40] <juggs> what a blessing
[04:20:18] <mythterj> Yeah, I miss the weekly charges. Actually that was a problem, you got so use to going a week you forgot to charge. Nowthat you have to charge nightly I never run short of battery
[04:20:12] <juggs> in then years we'll all be dead from heat death or something
[04:19:57] <LancePodstrong> week
[04:19:55] <SpallsHurgenson> but perhaps I've said too much
[04:19:55] <LancePodstrong> they lasted a weel
[04:19:46] <SpallsHurgenson> I power my phone with the souls of lost children
[04:19:13] <chromas> in ten years they'll probably use CR-2032s
[04:18:38] <chromas> They had decent battery sizes back then
[04:17:57] <LancePodstrong> i wonder if my parents have one
[04:17:54] <LancePodstrong> goddam i wish i still had a brick phone
[04:17:38] * juggs glances at the ancient nokia carved from a single aluminium billet by angels. There's some things that are worth keeping.
[04:17:36] <SpallsHurgenson> well, I sure as hell ain't gonna try to tap out a message to them on a tiny keyboard. I got computers for that sort of thing :)
[04:16:09] <mythterj> spalls actually TALKS to someone on the Phone? How Quaint.
[04:15:12] * SpallsHurgenson sticks with his idiot phone
[04:14:21] <Bender> karma - moving_the_goalposts: 1
[04:14:20] <chromas> moving_the_goalposts++
[04:14:16] <juggs> That's not US specific. It's what comes from selling frequencies.
[04:14:14] <chromas> oh yeah, Sprint had '4G', then there was 4G LTE which was better, but not as good as 'real' 4G
[04:11:41] <mythterj> In the US they have got through 5 major platform/technology changes in, what, 10 years. LTE was supposed to be the be-all and end-all where the only thing left to change was bandwidth.
[04:09:21] <juggs> For the US, I think it is back to upping connectivity speeds and tying phones to throughput. Not sure how that will go.
[04:08:14] <mythterj> Now they are mopping up stragglers in the market nooks and crannies.
[04:07:48] <mythterj> You are probably right about that, Untill we get teleportation, we've done what can be done with current tech.
[04:06:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Poll Shows Giant Gap Between what US Public and Scientists Think - http://sylnt.us - views-based-on-media-reporting-vs-views-based-on-science?
[04:06:18] <juggs> mythterj, the market for "new" "disruptive" smartphones is done. The processing power is packed in there. What I meant was there is no room for further colossal leaps in WOW!
[04:03:35] <mythterj> Just stratified. Not Done. Its dumb phones that are finally dieing. Hense the fight for the low end.
[04:00:35] <juggs> smartphones are done. That market has entered race to the bottom territory.
[03:55:18] <LancePodstrong> need to make an openbsd arm7 implementatino
[03:55:02] <LancePodstrong> there's no winning
[03:54:54] <juggs> I think they did, took up a position in the latest funding round IIRC. Makes sense if they are hedging WinPhone taking off... which is not looking promising.
[03:54:52] <LancePodstrong> ytes :(
[03:52:02] <SpallsHurgenson> ah, the embrace phase!
[03:51:19] <juggs> Didn't Microsoft just but into Cyanogen?
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[03:50:26] <LancePodstrong> cyanogenmod actualy
[03:49:49] <SpallsHurgenson> I think that's a stock LancePodstrong.
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[03:48:18] <juggs> rooted or stock LancePodstrong ?
[03:45:31] <LancePodstrong> got my nfs share mounted on my android phone
[03:45:22] <LancePodstrong> wonder why i never thought of this before
[03:45:18] <LancePodstrong> interesting
[03:41:07] <SpallsHurgenson> on a completely unrelated note, I'm hungry
[03:28:20] <juggs> Perhaps I should serve it with a chilled Chianti! Although, fair warning, only the most toothsome should be going near my liver.
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[03:22:37] <SpallsHurgenson> awww, be gentle; he just wants your liver
[03:19:20] <juggs> I've been blaming $thing_to_be_dissatisfied_about_this_month for millennia - doesn't really help matters it seems. /me swats away a pterodactyl, pesky thing.
[03:15:50] <LancePodstrong> a safe choice
[03:13:31] <SpallsHurgenson> personally, I blame Microsoft
[03:10:59] <juggs> irc can be fickle :(
[03:10:21] <SpallsHurgenson> yeah, until the power went to my head and I kick-banned myself. Now I can't get back in :)
[03:08:51] <chromas> at least you had op in a channel :)
[03:07:51] * SpallsHurgenson /joins #redofromstart but finds nobody there
[03:06:06] <SpallsHurgenson> all the cool kids are on Usenet
[03:05:39] <chromas> #redofromstart
[03:05:10] <chromas> nobody uses the web anymore
[03:04:38] <SpallsHurgenson> I mean, who would want to express their opinion on the Internet?
[03:04:24] <SpallsHurgenson> yeah, you're probably right; it'll never catch on
[03:04:04] <chromas> crazy talk dude
[03:03:53] <SpallsHurgenson> yeah, but it might be too much for a bot. What if - and just bear with me here - what if we put all that functionality on a website?
[03:03:34] * juggs dies
[03:03:22] <juggs> right... a whole comment and moderation system in a bot! That's awesome cool!
[03:03:21] <chromas> When tmb's api hits production I guess we could have a bot that lets us do all things soylent through irc
[03:02:35] <SpallsHurgenson> a sort of "moderation", if you would.
[03:02:12] <SpallsHurgenson> and then vote on those comments!
[03:02:07] <SpallsHurgenson> perhaps even allow us to comment on the article in question
[03:01:52] <SpallsHurgenson> maybe it could let us VOTE on whether or not a link is worth visiting
[03:01:41] <juggs> for*
[03:01:20] <juggs> Heh, if you can rustle up a utf shield symbol it could have a ^ This link is SUPER-DELICIOUS-SAFE (violent green + icon) - although you'd probably want to charge or that option
[03:00:55] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03goatse
[03:00:55] <chromas> http://soylentnews.org
[03:00:37] <LancePodstrong> lol
[02:59:45] <chromas> hehe
[02:59:26] <juggs> Hedonismbot should have spells of just saying ^ This link is SAFE to visit (green) and ^ This link is DANGEROUS (red) - just randomly, for no reason at all.
[02:59:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> well i dunno, somewhere else they prolly could but not anywhere near me.
[02:58:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> no
[02:58:23] <chromas> Can hipsters be devs?
[02:58:15] <chromas> I dunno, that photo makes him look like a hipster
[02:56:14] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Privacy alert: Outlook for iOS does security STUPIDLY, says dev • The Register
[02:56:13] <SpallsHurgenson> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[02:50:00] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03My puppy hates when I make fart noises. - YouTube
[02:49:59] <Konomi> https://www.youtube.com
[02:49:51] <LancePodstrong> i love dogs
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[02:49:50] <LancePodstrong> sounds too sad to wa tch :(
[02:49:36] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Crying Rottweiler Grieves For Dead Brother. Animals Do Have Emotions - YouTube
[02:49:35] <Konomi> https://www.youtube.com
[02:47:53] <LancePodstrong> i'll start drinking mich golden lights
[02:46:23] <LancePodstrong> i'm sure it will make all my configuration much easier
[02:46:12] <LancePodstrong> that sounds like a great idea
[02:46:06] <chromas> let's install systembsd while he's not looking
[02:44:39] <SpallsHurgenson> have you considered switching to an OS that uses Systemd?
[02:42:57] <Bender> karma - cursing: 1
[02:42:57] <chromas> cursing++
[02:41:59] <LancePodstrong> now to reward myself
[02:41:46] <LancePodstrong> about an hour of cursing
[02:41:42] <LancePodstrong> took me forever to figure out how to use queues in the new pf with openbsd 5.6
[02:40:29] <Bender> karma - cannabis: 1
[02:40:29] <LancePodstrong> cannabis++
[02:39:54] <LancePodstrong> victory
[02:37:31] <Konomi> it'll just make them stronger
[02:37:28] <Konomi> but I live in AU
[02:37:19] <Konomi> <3
[02:37:18] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03chiptek – she – Listen and discover music at Last.fm
[02:37:17] <Konomi> http://www.last.fm
[02:31:52] * SpallsHurgenson threatens to feed the hounds vegemite and they run away in terror
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[02:29:13] * Konomi releases the hounds
[02:23:43] <SpallsHurgenson> 30% less vegemite
[02:22:44] <juggs> define better
[02:21:06] <SpallsHurgenson> surely there must be a better way!~
[02:14:30] <juggs> Ask chrome ass :)
[02:13:41] <ciri> not sure
[02:13:41] <SpallsHurgenson> how will I know if my URLs are safe, or whether they lead to goatse.cx without a bot?
[02:12:13] <SpallsHurgenson> hmmm.... where's the bot telling me where my URL leads?
[02:11:45] <SpallsHurgenson> http://www.fudzilla.com the thing in the picture looks a lot like what they found in Neo in the Matrix
[02:10:14] <juggs> zoom, pan right, zoom, wait, go back, enhance.
[02:07:06] <chromas> take photograph. enhance. enhance. e
[02:06:38] <SirFinkus> too dark now
[02:06:30] <chromas> around? AROUND?!! Get yer compass, mister!
[02:06:06] <SirFinkus> around 45 degrees from square with the yard
[02:05:38] <ciri> you talking to me?
[02:05:37] <chromas> how was the rotation?
[02:05:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - China’s New Rules for Selling Tech to Banks Have US Companies Spooked - http://sylnt.us - tit-for-tat
[02:05:13] <SirFinkus> +- 1cm
[02:05:01] <SirFinkus> I measured
[02:02:47] <SpallsHurgenson> I more fascinated by the fact you know where the EXACT center of your yard is
[01:59:46] <SirFinkus> I bet it came out of the black helicopters
[01:59:39] <SirFinkus> so I go out in my yard today and randomly find a MRE in the exact center
[01:38:38] <SpallsHurgenson> of course, I might be misremembering and it was entirely the other way around
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[01:22:42] <SpallsHurgenson> that song sounds like .s3m files I used to listen to in my younger days :)
[01:12:44] <SpallsHurgenson> this date sounds more and more exciting
[01:10:02] <SirFinkus> if it sucks bull dicks, it's probably a whore too
[01:08:05] <BadCoderFinger> It's a horror.
[01:05:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> BadCoderFinger, no but feel free
[01:04:47] * SirFinkus isn't nearly high enough to appreciate this https://www.youtube.com
[01:04:29] <SpallsHurgenson> sounds like the start to another very interesting date
[01:03:54] <BadCoderFinger> I'm having much beer over untangling a bad SVN merge. Did I mention that SVN inhales bovine reproductive organs?
[01:03:39] <SirFinkus> oh man, that sucks
[01:02:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> sup
[01:02:38] <BadCoderFinger> Hey guys
[01:02:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, tis the end of a sucktacular day of getting all my fishing rods stolen on a reportedly excellent fishing day.
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[00:55:28] <SirFinkus> it wasn't me
[00:46:36] <SpallsHurgenson> oooh, sounds like the start to an interesting date!
[00:43:34] * TheMightyBuzzard kicks things and swears
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