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[00:10:34] <mrcoolbp> .op
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[00:11:04] <arti> .backflip
[00:11:12] <mrcoolbp> .shutup you
[00:11:26] <mrcoolbp> sup arti?
[00:11:34] <arti> .borkborkbork
[00:11:47] <arti> currently trapped in revision hell
[00:12:25] <mrcoolbp> oh noes
[00:15:16] <arti> it's alright, mixes up programming
[00:15:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Nuclear versus Solar Interests in Japan - http://sylnt.us - a-fine-balance
[00:18:43] <chromas> <ciri> chromas: It's clearly sexist and i will smack you upside the head for the parameters and the other person's clock.
[00:42:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> it lives!
[00:43:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> been a while, mrcoolbp, hows things treatin ya?
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[01:30:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar. full belly and dishes done.
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[02:36:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> i do digs me some elementary
[02:39:53] <arti> did you own a bunch of kids at teather ball again?
[02:40:09] <arti> tetherball*
[02:43:24] <chromas> leather ball
[02:44:34] <arti> achievement is unlocked when you're level 60+
[02:45:00] <chromas> I have to go to the elementary school. It's where I buy my drugs
[02:56:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> hmm? oh, no, meant the tv show.
[02:56:09] <LancePodstrong> i met my last girlfriend there
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[03:00:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> evenin, bytram
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[03:01:34] * Bytram pokes his head up out of the snow and looks around
[03:01:44] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: evenin!
[03:01:51] <Bytram> how's things?
[03:01:54] <Bytram> !uid
[03:01:55] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 4027, owned by htmbv
[03:02:08] <Bytram> coffee++
[03:02:08] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1013
[03:02:13] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[03:02:15] <exec> Weather for Boston, MA, USA - currently 30°F / -1°C, overcast, wind NE at 1 mph, humidity 70% - Thursday partly cloudy (27°F-35°F / -3°C-2°C), Friday snow (12°F-36°F / -11°C-2°C), Saturday chance of snow (9°F-19°F / -13°C--7°C), Sunday fog (0°F-28°F / -18°C--2°C) - source: Google
[03:02:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> fair, fair. think we're set to upgrade tomorrow or the next day.
[03:02:34] <LancePodstrong> i think bender is broke, my uid is like 5k something
[03:02:42] <Bytram> postiviely *balmy* atm, before another 6-12 inches of snow tomorrow
[03:02:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, bender breaks often
[03:02:49] <LancePodstrong> yeah i'm 5029
[03:03:07] * Bytram goes to check
[03:03:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> pj'll prolly fix him soon
[03:03:12] <chromas> not anymore, you're not
[03:03:39] <Bytram> uid 5032 belongs to pacoolio
[03:04:32] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: good luck on the upgrade!
[03:04:43] * Bytram has been enjoying the OMG Pwnies theme
[03:05:09] <Bytram> heh. http://thomaslevine.com!/making-your-personal-website/
[03:05:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's all patched up on dev right now
[03:05:14] <Bytram> nod nod
[03:05:35] * Bytram goes to spam some things
[03:05:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> only 9001 easy steps?
[03:06:06] * Bytram is glad those are *easy* steps!
[03:07:01] * Bytram just "pgraded" palemoon browser to the atom/XP build -- seems to be a bit smaller and more responsive -- also more up-to-date
[03:07:07] <Bytram> s/pgr/upgr/
[03:07:07] <sedctl> <Bytram> just "upgraded" palemoon browser to the atom/XP build -- seems to be a bit smaller and more responsive -- also more up-to-date
[03:07:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> shurg
[03:17:58] <Bytram> http://go.theregister.com
[03:17:59] <HedonismBot> ^ 03Hey, America. Canada's watchdog just slapped net neutrality rules on wireless internet • The Register ( http://www.theregister.co.uk )
[03:27:27] <Bytram> LOL! https://dev.soylentnews.org
[03:27:28] <HedonismBot> ^ 03SN (dev) comment by Anonymous Coward
[03:27:59] <Bytram> Moderation +5
[03:27:59] <Bytram> Insightful=1, Interesting=2, Informative=1, Funny=1, Touche=2, Total=7
[03:27:59] <Bytram> Extra 'Interesting' Modifier 0 (Edit)
[03:27:59] <Bytram> Total Score: 5
[03:28:12] <Bytram> =)
[03:29:02] * Bytram is impressed! Thought something more "interesting" might have happened witha comment moderated to +7
[03:31:49] <chromas> ciri knows we love him
[03:31:52] <chromas> <ciri> chromas: I never upload to this channel again i've probably been shoved into 3 black bags and dumped in a bucket of coffee.
[03:41:10] <Bytram> !woop
[03:41:10] <Bender> woop woop woop (\/) (;,,;) (\/)
[03:41:13] <Bytram> https://dev.soylentnews.org
[03:41:13] <HedonismBot> ^ 03SN (dev) comment by Anonymous Coward
[03:41:25] <Bytram> Moderation +5
[03:41:25] <Bytram> Flamebait=1, Insightful=10, Interesting=3, Funny=11, Touche=5, Total=30
[03:41:25] <Bytram> Extra 'Funny' Modifier 0 (Edit)
[03:41:25] <Bytram> Total Score: 5
[03:41:46] <Bytram> A single comment with Total Score of *30* !!
[03:41:48] <Bytram> =)
[03:43:12] <Bytram> AAnnnnd, for completeness' sake:
[03:43:15] <Bytram> Comment Karma: -202
[03:43:21] <Bytram> !! =)
[03:44:05] <Bytram> ooops, story queue is empty... brb
[03:52:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> how you modding up that high?
[03:52:46] <Bytram> LOL!!!!!!
[03:53:02] * Bytram will let you ponder on that for a bit...
[03:53:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh i know how ya could, just dunno why cept to be a wiseass =P
[03:53:38] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: I think you'll figure it out, but if not, I'd be happy to tell you.
[03:53:50] <Bytram> moi?
[03:54:44] * Bytram was aiming for a *single* comment that would have exceeded the Karma Cap, but considered a score of 30 was good enough to make the point.
[03:54:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh
[03:55:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, still shows as 5 though so all's well.
[03:55:17] <Bytram> nod nod
[03:55:40] <Bytram> it was obvious to me when I discovered how you handled the "unspam"...
[03:56:15] <Bytram> I though you'd add an "unspam" to the mods; when I saw it meant you *removed* the spam mods, I could see the opportunity immediately!
[03:56:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> undo makes for some funky possibilities cause it now has a total score of 29 and a score of 4
[03:56:33] * Bytram smiles an evil grin
[03:57:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh well, em's the nuances of a complex system.
[03:57:18] <Bytram> yuppers.
[03:57:39] <Bytram> when I saw there was a limit on the *displayed* score, I found that strangely comforting.
[03:57:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[03:58:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's cause we don't recalculate the score when we add to or subtract from it cept for the umspam operation
[03:58:35] <Bytram> then I realized that each user can add their own "adjustments" to moderations (e.g. Anonymous Cowards: -6) so they must have run into scores outside [-1..5] before and just put a min/max in there to make it work right.
[03:58:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya
[03:59:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> the actual db score can't be above or below the limits, ditto the displayed score.
[03:59:45] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: I see you modded the comment, too -- I must say that is a *most* appropriate use of "+1 Touche"!
[04:00:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> and Redundant as well
[04:00:19] <Bytram> and, I would opine that "-1 redundant" was apropos, too
[04:02:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> really hoping you don't find another blocker type bug. i wanna get this thing out without having a time range of tomorrow morning to get something done.
[04:03:02] <Bytram> yeah... not likely to find anything... I gots to put out some stories to cover the overnight.
[04:06:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[04:06:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> think ima bed.
[04:07:03] * Bytram won't be too much longer
[04:07:32] <Bytram> just to confirm, the API stuff will *not* be in this next release, correct?
[04:07:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> right
[04:07:49] <Bytram> got it!
[04:08:02] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard++
[04:08:02] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 138
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[04:18:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Origins of Life Could Be Buried on the Moon - http://sylnt.us - "X"-marks-the-spot
[04:36:53] <Bytram> there, that should hold us 'til morning
[04:36:59] <Bytram> have a good night everyone!
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[05:43:40] <Konomi> this is for you crutchy https://www.youtube.com
[05:43:41] <HedonismBot> ^ 03Your Power Bill Is Not Real - YouTube
[05:51:50] <chromas> 51%. That means the pylons retain control
[05:51:55] <crutchy> meh. everyone wants money to rip me off. the power companies certainly don't have a monopoly on fucking people over
[05:52:17] <crutchy> if anything the government is by far the worst
[05:55:49] <chromas> well it looks like the government is doing it through the power company
[05:57:01] <crutchy> income_tax--
[05:57:01] <Bender> karma - income_tax: -1
[05:59:28] <crutchy> ++coffee
[05:59:29] <HedonismBot> Karma - coffee: 240
[06:04:08] <Konomi> https://www.youtube.com
[06:04:08] <HedonismBot> ^ 03Chocolate Delivery across Hong Kong by Drone - YouTube
[06:08:38] <crutchy> infused with romantic pollution
[06:12:16] <crutchy> chromas, the market for power in straya is fairly competitive since it was deregulated. i can buy power from a supplier in a different state if its cheaper (and prolly is cheaper)
[06:13:15] <crutchy> i'm too lazy to look for cheaper sometimes. i pay for that i guess
[06:13:19] <chromas> Do they let you verify the electrons or are they drmed?
[06:13:42] <crutchy> lol. they're drm'ed in these 'smart' meter thingys
[06:14:13] <crutchy> apparently they're more accurate than the old style meters
[06:15:41] * crutchy is trying to get the development vm from work going on his lappy
[06:20:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Utah Court Strips Criminal of Right to Counsel - http://sylnt.us - no-comment
[07:05:26] <crutchy> ++coffee
[07:05:26] <HedonismBot> Karma - coffee: 241
[07:05:59] <crutchy> yay. seems to be working
[07:13:18] <crutchy> hmm. is there supposed to be a 'spam' mod now?
[07:13:34] <crutchy> or haven't we flipped the switch yet?
[07:32:30] <crutchy> bacon++
[07:32:30] <Bender> karma - bacon: 289
[07:41:03] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[07:41:03] <Bender> karma - tea: 382
[07:41:04] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[07:41:04] <Bender> karma - tea: 383
[07:51:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Study Says Governments Should Ditch Reliance on Biofuels - http://sylnt.us - a-fuelish-attempt?
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[08:31:38] <crutchy> http://www.gpsdrawing.com
[08:31:39] <HedonismBot> ^ 03GPS Drawing ( http://www.gpsdrawing.com )
[08:34:45] <crutchy> hehe. http://www.gpsdrawing.com
[08:34:45] <HedonismBot> ^ 03GPS Drawing in the air
[08:35:09] <crutchy> i remember one of the engineers where i used to work made one of these with our flight test aircraft
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[09:53:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - China Clamps Down Still Harder on Internet Access - http://sylnt.us - information-wants-to-be-free
[11:10:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:10:39] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1014
[11:29:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> well crap, already caught up on news and it's only 5:30
[11:30:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather
[11:30:07] <exec> Weather for Ada, OK, USA - currently 34°F / 1°C, clear, wind N at 0 mph, humidity 87% - Friday chance of rain (37°F-52°F / 3°C-11°C), Saturday showers (37°F-48°F / 3°C-9°C), Sunday chance of showers (19°F-50°F / -7°C-10°C), Monday clear (30°F-46°F / -1°C-8°C) - source: Google
[11:31:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooh, showing good fishing from like 9am straight on till evening...
[11:42:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> shame that good fishing means out away from the banks where the water's colder than in the deep bits. means i'd hafta take the boat.
[11:53:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> well, if you lot are gonna be quiet, ima go play video games.
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[11:54:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Comcast Rep Apparently Changed Customer's name to "Asshole" - http://sylnt.us - that-should-help-the-merger-talks
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[13:32:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> right, so not going fishing today.
[13:32:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> someone broke in my car and stole all my poles last night.
[13:34:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> fortunately they did it on camera but now i gotta look through the last 12 hours of footage to find out who it was
[13:38:08] <Leebert> TheMightyBuzzard: Hope your local law enforcement is useful.
[13:38:41] <Leebert> I had a climbing crash pad stolen out of a rental car in Vegas, at a hotel, with the car sitting right in a camera's view.
[13:38:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> i spect they will be when i hand them video of the person who did it.
[13:38:57] <Leebert> Las Vegas police didn't even bother asking the hotel for the video.
[13:39:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeesh
[13:39:05] <Leebert> And the hotel wouldn't hand it over to me.
[13:39:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> that sucks
[13:39:22] <Leebert> Yes.
[13:39:26] <Leebert> I was less than pleased.
[13:39:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> shoulda sued the cop shop for the value then. pretty clear case of gross negligence.
[13:40:43] <Leebert> I told the officer who called me back 23 hours after I called to report the crime that I didn't exactly expect them to break out the mobile crime lab Dragnet style, but it would be nice if they could at least make a cursory attempt.
[13:56:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Mexican Drug Cartel Bosses-Turned-Informants Sentenced in Chicago - http://sylnt.us - 5100+-days-of-free-meals-and-accommodations
[14:26:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Comcast Rep Apparently Changed Customer's Name to "Asshole" - http://sylnt.us - that-should-help-the-merger-talks
[14:36:19] <Konomi> TheMightyBuzzard: no alarm?
[14:49:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> Konomi, small town. i don't even keep it locked
[14:53:31] <Konomi> yeah I was small town movied to town with 30k
[14:53:38] <Konomi> got an alarm after someone tried to hot wire my car
[14:53:44] <Konomi> when it already had an imboliser with a flashing light
[14:53:47] <Konomi> they were that dumb
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[14:56:01] <Konomi> anyway sorry some arse broke into your car
[14:56:04] <Konomi> the feeling is not a fun one
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[15:00:58] <TheMightyLaptop> still here, just bootin windows to view files
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[15:01:11] <TheMightyLaptop> samsung puts em in exe format
[15:01:30] <Konomi> I was just saying sorry someone broke into your car I know how shitty it feels ;p
[15:01:43] <Bytram> g'day all!
[15:01:43] <ciri> hello Bytram
[15:01:52] <Bytram> huh? broke into your car? whose?
[15:02:33] <Konomi> some arsehat broke into TheMightyLaptop's car and stole some stuff
[15:02:48] <Bytram> That STINKS! I am *so* sorry to hear that!
[15:03:29] * Bytram goes to check the channel logs
[15:06:21] <Bytram> back
[15:07:18] <Bytram> TheMightyLaptop: SO sorry to hear about the theft of your fishing poles! Here's hoping you have something on video that'll help you get them back!
[15:10:02] <Bytram> Konomi: BTW, thanks for giving me the scoop!
[15:11:16] <Bytram> http://phys.org
[15:11:32] <Bytram> !uid
[15:11:32] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 4027, owned by htmbv
[15:11:47] * Bytram notes that someone needs to give Bender a kick
[15:12:33] <ar> 4027? i thought it was >5k
[15:12:38] <Bytram> UID 5032: pacoolio
[15:12:50] <Bytram> coffee++
[15:12:50] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1015
[15:12:56] <mechanicjay|away> I think Bender went on a bender.
[15:12:59] <Bytram> LOL!
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[15:13:08] <mechanicjay> morning all!
[15:13:11] <Bytram> mechanicjay: g'day!
[15:13:57] <Bytram> mechanicjay: I had some coding fun yesterday with mysql output from the dev db.
[15:14:12] <mechanicjay> learn anything good?
[15:14:26] <Bytram> basically did: for each table in (list tables) do describe table >> file;
[15:15:12] <Bytram> then coded a rough awk script to turn that into a table with a column for each of: table_name, column_name, type, Nullable, key, default
[15:15:20] <mechanicjay> That's actually a super handy bit of developer documentation
[15:16:21] <Bytram> then, for fun, added styles to set (atm) different colors for the NULL column to distinghish NULL=YES from NULL=NO
[15:16:37] <Bytram> and another for KEY=PRI|MUL|UNI|empty
[15:17:52] <Bytram> next, included javascript for jquery and tablesorter so I can click on a column title and sort in asc/desc on the values in that column.
[15:18:21] <Bytram> comes out to their being 1268 unique table.column instances
[15:18:30] <Bytram> s/their/there/
[15:18:30] <sedctl> <Bytram> comes out to there being 1268 unique table.column instances
[15:19:49] <Bytram> have one small hiccup. when the Type column has no imbedded spaces, it makes the column super-wide, and I can't remember what css I need to force a "word" wrap on it...
[15:20:10] <Bytram> I could hardcode the TD width to be some xEM width, but that is kinda ugly.
[15:20:22] <Bytram> e.g.: this value: enum('submission','journal','bookmark','feed','story','vendor','misc','comment','discussion','project','tagname')
[15:21:15] <Bytram> fwiw, that is the entry for: firehose.type
[15:21:30] <Bytram> hmmm, word-wrap?
[15:21:35] * Bytram goes to search
[15:23:20] <Bytram> this looks promising: word-wrap: break-word;
[15:27:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft may Embrace Android and Invest Heavily in Cyanogen - http://sylnt.us - smart-phone-investment?
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[15:30:14] <Bytram> no joy, yet.
[15:37:14] <Bytram> enum('submission','journal','bookmark','feed','story','vendor','misc','comment','discussion','project','tagname')
[15:37:22] <Bytram> s/','/', '/g
[15:37:22] <sedctl> <Bytram> enum('submission', 'journal', 'bookmark', 'feed', 'story', 'vendor', 'misc', 'comment', 'discussion', 'project', 'tagname')
[15:37:34] <Bytram> hrmmm. that should work.
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[15:51:07] <Bytram> much better.
[15:54:10] <Bytram> mechanicjay: it's still definitely a work in progress, but if you'd like, I could send you a copy?
[15:55:11] <mechanicjay> sure, I'd love to take a look
[15:55:47] <Bytram> ok.
[15:55:57] <Konomi> https://www.youtube.com
[15:56:02] <Konomi> well now I am scared for life
[15:56:23] <LancePodstrong> godammit hedonismbot i want a caption
[15:56:25] <LancePodstrong> what is the video?
[15:56:28] <LancePodstrong> do i leave the link blue?
[15:56:39] <Bytram> fyi: it uses jquery (1.7.2 -- i think) and a tablesorter.js -- I'll attach them but you may need to hack the HTML to point at where you put them.
[15:56:41] <Konomi> ?
[15:56:55] <Konomi> ~title https://www.youtube.com
[15:56:57] <exec> 13JUST SURF THE NET - YouTube
[15:56:59] <mechanicjay> Konomi this is horrifing -- in the most amazing way I've ever seen
[15:58:41] <LancePodstrong> couldn't finish
[15:58:42] <Konomi> fyi I normally mark things if I think they're sketchy ;p
[15:58:44] <LancePodstrong> cringe too strong
[15:58:50] <Konomi> I lasted 20 seconds and had to bail
[15:58:51] <LancePodstrong> got to about 1:30
[16:05:48] <Bytram> mechanicjay: should now be in your inbox... be sure to edit HTML to point javascript links to wherever you put the jquery and tablesorter code
[16:06:35] <Bytram> mechanicjay: you *can* view it without those, but then you lose out on being able to click a column title and having the values sort in ascending (and then descending order)
[16:08:28] <Bytram> afk brb
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[16:23:12] <Bytram> wish I could stay, but I gtg get ready for the day job... have a great day everyone!
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[16:50:03] * TheMightyBuzzard is officially pissed off
[16:50:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> video quality was so shit i couldn't tell anything but he was a white guy in a ball cap about 5'10"
[16:54:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> well, since i can't go fishing i believe i'll go hunting. stay up tonight n see if the fucker is stupid enough to come back around.
[16:55:39] <LancePodstrong> what happened?
[16:56:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> some shithead got in my car and stole my fishing poles.
[16:56:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> my nephews' too since they were in there as well.
[16:57:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> bout... oh, $1500-2000 worth of poles.
[16:58:32] <ar> hm?
[16:58:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> ar ^^
[16:58:53] <LancePodstrong> wow, fuck those people
[16:58:58] <ar> Poles are not for sale. We're human beings, you insensitive clod. ;)
[16:58:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> fishing poles not polish poles.
[16:58:59] <LancePodstrong> i'm always noid about shit like that happening
[16:59:16] <LancePodstrong> once i had a laptop stolen out of my car in target parking lot, in small town minnesota :(
[16:59:23] <LancePodstrong> cuz i forgot to lock my doors
[16:59:39] <LancePodstrong> people suck
[16:59:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> i didn't forget, we basically have no crime in this town so i didn't bother
[17:00:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> gonna sit up tonight on the off chance he's stupid enough to come back around. if he does he's gonna die.
[17:01:27] <LancePodstrong> where was your car? outside your house?
[17:01:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[17:01:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> very unhappy with the quality of samsung's night vision by the way.
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[17:02:19] <LancePodstrong> oh yeah you mentioned cameras. so you have digital video of it but can't make out the details?
[17:02:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> right. extremely poor quality. only thing i could get was race, sex, and height.
[17:03:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> daytime they do just fine. night time they suck ass.
[17:04:23] <LancePodstrong> i have just the camera for you
[17:04:56] <LancePodstrong> i recently started working for my stepdad in the fire/burglary alarm, video surveillance, access control industry
[17:04:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> have a ps3 eye but i'd have to scrape the IR blocking film off
[17:05:05] <LancePodstrong> he just showed me this camera the other day that blew my mind
[17:05:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's amazingly good quality for the $20 it costs
[17:05:20] <LancePodstrong> pitch black and i could see the pictures of my moms dogs hanging on the wall on the screen
[17:05:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh
[17:06:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> really, i'd rather he comes back tonight for a go at the other cars.
[17:06:53] <LancePodstrong> just make sure he has a weapon before you shoot him
[17:06:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't need to
[17:07:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> oklahoma. if he's on my property stealing shit i can kill him dead.
[17:07:28] <LancePodstrong> awesome
[17:07:31] <LancePodstrong> not here
[17:07:39] <LancePodstrong> your life has to be in danger
[17:07:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> california or some other hippie state?
[17:08:28] <LancePodstrong> minnesota
[17:08:46] <LancePodstrong> so pretty much. not as bad financially but just as bad socially
[17:09:10] <LancePodstrong> although you can get a conceal and carry hear
[17:09:11] <LancePodstrong> here
[17:09:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod. you and wisconsin are way blue.
[17:09:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> you can in any state. just a matter of may issue or shall issue.
[17:10:02] <LancePodstrong> wisconsin is pretty red compared to the region, but not compared to the plains states i guess :)
[17:17:40] <LancePodstrong> i'm off to the real world
[17:17:41] <LancePodstrong> good luck
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[17:46:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> man i hope they come back around tonight. i really wanna shoot someone.
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[17:47:45] <mechanicjay> Good Hunting, TheMightyBuzzard
[18:12:32] * arti likes wisconsin
[18:12:55] <arti> bummer about your poles man
[18:16:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> you ain't kiddin, fishing weather was sposed to rock all day today and i was gonna test that prediction out.
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[18:20:05] <arti> kinda neat: http://dadaviz.com
[18:22:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> time for pizza
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[19:09:17] <Wigglewam> Good afternoon gentlemen.
[19:09:59] <mechanicjay> good afternoon Mr. Wigglewam
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[19:10:56] <Wigglewam> It's time to feed the taxman soon, Americans.
[19:11:17] <Wigglewam> Give, give, give your hard-earned monies to the welfare state!
[19:11:25] <mechanicjay> I feed the tax man every pay cycle.
[19:12:09] <Wigglewam> The state tax board just told me that they're gonna fuck me out of this year's refund because of an honest mistake made in fucking 2011.
[19:12:14] <Wigglewam> God, I hate fucking California.
[19:12:54] <Wigglewam> They can't balance their budget, but apparantly they can overpay some lazy-ass paper-pusher to fish for silly insignificant mistakes made years ago.
[19:13:23] <mechanicjay> sounds like an effort to balance the budget to me.
[19:13:31] <Wigglewam> The money will more than likely go towards government assistance for somebody who shouldn't even be here in the first place.
[19:14:08] <Wigglewam> "Hey, let's grab everybody's old tax information and go fishing!"
[19:14:26] <Wigglewam> Seems rather gratuitous.
[19:14:53] <Wigglewam> I don't got my own business to run, I don't have investments, I didn't even have a savings account back then.
[19:15:03] <Wigglewam> Fucking bottom-feeding scum.
[19:15:17] <Wigglewam> But I guess that makes me an idiot for living in California.
[19:26:06] <Wigglewam> PHAAART!
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[19:30:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Tell-Tale Signs of a Galactic Merger - http://sylnt.us - no-governmental-oversight-required
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[21:22:28] <idetuxs> cofee++
[21:22:28] <Bender> karma - cofee: 2
[21:22:36] <idetuxs> two misspellers
[21:22:40] <idetuxs> coffee++
[21:22:40] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1016
[21:23:13] <idetuxs> karma up for coffee apparently reducing risk for skin cancer ^^
[21:23:23] <idetuxs> *of
[21:24:33] <idetuxs> bender didn't pick it up yet? from the correllation-is-not-causation-etc dept.
[21:24:42] <idetuxs> oh, I forgot about that
[21:25:00] <chromas> too busy drinkin'
[21:28:19] <idetuxs> Hi chromas !
[21:28:19] <ciri> hi idetuxs
[21:28:25] <idetuxs> Hi ciri !
[21:28:32] <chromas> Hi idetuxs
[21:28:34] <chromas> ciri++
[21:28:34] <Bender> karma - ciri: -39
[21:28:35] <idetuxs> Hi idetuxs !
[21:28:35] <ciri> hey whats up idetuxs
[21:28:46] <idetuxs> Hi Bender !
[21:29:00] <idetuxs> turn bot off
[21:29:16] <idetuxs> cool
[21:30:05] <idetuxs> slow news day?
[21:30:29] <idetuxs> ~time idetuxs
[21:30:31] <exec> Friday, 30 January 2015 @ 6:30 pm GMT-3 - Buenos Aires, Argentina
[21:30:39] <chromas> Nothing ever happens on Friday
[21:30:47] <idetuxs> ~time chromas
[21:30:49] <exec> Friday, 30 January 2015 @ 1:30 pm PST - Walla Walla, WA, USA
[21:30:57] <idetuxs> walla walla! funny name
[21:31:03] <idetuxs> walla walla wa
[21:31:28] <idetuxs> everybody ready for weekend, that's why
[21:31:41] <chromas> Yeah, we're mentioned in some cartoons and the Offspring even have a song about our prison :)
[21:31:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How That Third Cup Of Coffee Helps Fight Deadly Skin Cancer - http://sylnt.us - correllation-is-not-causation-etc
[21:31:54] <idetuxs> do you find interesting politics?
[21:32:00] <idetuxs> the offspring? I like them
[21:32:08] <chromas> Bender: 'bout time
[21:32:15] <idetuxs> hahaha
[21:32:28] <pbnjoe> Heard of Walla Walla from old Bugs Bunny cartoons, when someone would push their way into a house. "I represent the Super Vacuum company from WallaWallaWashington and boy do I have something to show you" really quickly
[21:33:20] <idetuxs> :P
[21:33:53] <chromas> Well, we did used to have a lot of prostitutes
[21:34:11] <chromas> so sucking's relevant
[21:34:12] <idetuxs> yeah! prostitutes! ^^
[21:34:44] <idetuxs> what not to love about them
[21:34:57] <pbnjoe> infections
[21:35:00] <idetuxs> We are all prostitutes
[21:39:06] <idetuxs> "WE aren't lacking sluts, just financiers" quote http://www.imdb.com
[21:39:33] <idetuxs> I've got to go gentlemen
[21:39:44] <idetuxs> see you later
[21:39:57] <chromas> bye
[21:40:03] <idetuxs> o/
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[22:09:09] <Wigglewam> The Seattle Seahawks will win the Super Bowl.
[22:09:27] <Wigglewam> Unfortunately I will have to code fucking PHP during the super bowl.
[22:10:21] <Wigglewam> Fucking sucks.
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[22:44:29] <LanceHeadstrong> = )
[22:44:33] <LancePodstrong> O_O
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[23:42:30] <Gravis> a suggestion: make measurements and currency amounts in summaries relative to the user programmatically.
[23:44:36] <Gravis> as such you wouldnt end up with stuff like "US$60 (£40, AU$76)" but rather just "$60" if you are in the US and the original currency amount is USD
[23:45:23] <Gravis> though for the same story if you are in the UK, you get "£40 ($60US)" since it's a converted amount
[23:46:46] <Gravis> erm... anyone listening? :)
[23:47:04] <Cyprus> echo
[23:47:10] <Cyprus> echo
[23:48:23] <Gravis> echo `echo $echo`
[23:49:44] <Cyprus> 1
[23:50:06] <arti> True