#Soylent | Logs for 2015-01-24

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[01:07:50] <chromas> century_link--
[01:07:50] <Bender> karma - century_link: -1
[01:08:46] <Bytram> chromas: Bonjour!
[01:08:49] <Bytram> !uid
[01:08:49] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5025, owned by vocatus.gate
[01:09:21] * Bytram goes to see who is new
[01:09:22] <chromas> Hola
[01:09:42] <Bytram> how's it going?
[01:11:43] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[01:11:45] <exec> Weather for Boston, MA, USA - currently 33°F / 1°C, scattered clouds, wind SW at 6 mph, humidity 56% - Friday partly cloudy (28°F-37°F / -2°C-3°C), Saturday snow (28°F-36°F / -2°C-2°C), Sunday partly cloudy (9°F-36°F / -13°C-2°C), Monday partly cloudy (12°F-23°F / -11°C--5°C) - source: Google
[01:12:03] <Bytram> coffee++
[01:12:03] <Bender> karma - coffee: 998
[01:13:27] <Bytram> http://rss.computerworld.com
[01:13:28] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Two N.C. cities could be next in Google Fiber roll-out | Computerworld ( http://www.computerworld.com )
[01:13:50] <Bytram> hmm, that looks kinda ugly :/
[01:14:09] <Bytram> http://www.computerworld.com
[01:14:10] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Two N.C. cities could be next in Google Fiber roll-out | Computerworld
[01:14:41] <Bytram> hmmm I have an idea
[01:14:43] <Bytram> http://rss.computerworld.com
[01:14:44] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Two N.C. cities could be next in Google Fiber roll-out | Computerworld ( http://www.computerworld.com )
[01:14:53] <Bytram> Hedonismbot: s/.utm_.*//
[01:14:53] <SedNotABot> <Bytram> <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Two N.C. cities could be next in Google Fiber roll-out | Computerworld ( http://www.computerworld.com
[01:14:53] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Two N.C. cities could be next in Google Fiber roll-out | Computerworld
[01:15:00] <chromas> I changed the chomper to take regex but never got around to figuring out what they should be for url parameters
[01:15:14] <Bytram> that was closer
[01:15:16] <Bytram> http://rss.computerworld.com
[01:15:16] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Two N.C. cities could be next in Google Fiber roll-out | Computerworld ( http://www.computerworld.com )
[01:15:26] <Bytram> Hedonismbot: s/..tm_.*//
[01:15:26] <SedNotABot> <Bytram> <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Two N.C. cities could be next in Google Fiber roll-out | Computerworld ( http://www.computerworld.com
[01:15:34] <Bytram> still missed the ?
[01:15:40] <Bytram> oh well.
[01:16:20] <Bytram> I wonder if it still works with the "?" in there?
[01:16:22] <chromas> It's okay; when it's done removing parameters, it should check for the ?
[01:16:26] <Bytram> http://www.computerworld.com
[01:16:29] <juggs> !uid
[01:16:29] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5025, owned by vocatus.gate
[01:16:47] * Bytram waves at juggs
[01:17:44] * juggs ducks behind a pillar
[01:18:21] * Bytram notices the walls are covered with mirrors -- and waves in greeting, again
[01:18:28] <Bytram> =)
[01:18:33] <chromas> ..tm_.*
[01:18:45] <chromas> what would it need to keep the next parameter?
[01:18:51] <chromas> in case it's needed for the url to work
[01:19:07] <chromas> .& at the end?
[01:19:12] <Bytram> good question!
[01:19:39] <chromas> assuming I did it right, it should be able to match regexes and strip matches from the url now
[01:19:50] <Bytram> my experience has been that as soon as I see "_utm.*" I can pretty safely ignore everything that comes after it.
[01:19:58] <chromas> =set .titles.strip// ..tm_.*
[01:19:58] <Hedonismbot> k
[01:20:08] <chromas> http://www.computerworld.com
[01:20:22] <chromas> oh, it's ignoring the link for a few minutes
[01:20:33] <chromas> http://www.computerworld.com
[01:20:34] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Two N.C. cities could be next in Google Fiber roll-out | Computerworld ( http://www.computerworld.com )
[01:20:47] * juggs waves at the 12 Bytrams
[01:20:54] <Bytram> an idea: hold onto the URL you have, then try it again with the ._utm.* stuff stripped... if you end up at the same place (or with the same title) then it's prolly okay to chop it off.
[01:21:12] * Bytram rolls over in laughter!
[01:21:44] <Bytram> http://www.computerworld.com
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[01:21:55] <Bytram> http://www.computerworld.com
[01:22:43] <Bytram> juggs: Am on vacation this week and took some time to think back over the close-to-a-year that the site has been up ...
[01:22:54] <Bytram> trying to think of anything that may have fallen through the cracks.
[01:23:25] <Bytram> and it occurred to me that we have no copyright notice, privacy policy, or DMCA notification contact.
[01:23:49] <juggs> This is true
[01:24:03] <chromas> DMCA notice? 800-wtf-gtfo
[01:24:18] <Bytram> quite a while ago I wrote up a draft for those, and maybe something else, too... and put it up on the wiki for comments
[01:24:22] <Bytram> I dropped the ball on that one
[01:24:31] <Bytram> not sure where to take it from there.
[01:24:58] <chromas> You could write up an article and post it
[01:25:00] <SpallsHurgenson> no, you want a DMCA contact so you can tell them to take it up with the actual evil commenter, not the poor innocent website :)
[01:25:19] <juggs> I have a boilerplate privacy policy doc from a previous site - would need a little fettling, but it's the usual legalese BS
[01:25:46] <Bytram> there is the note on the page when reading the comments ...
[01:25:48] <Bytram> brb
[01:25:48] <ciri> me too, smoke time! Bytram
[01:26:00] <SpallsHurgenson> 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0
[01:26:02] <juggs> sometimes ciri has great ideas!
[01:26:08] <chromas> ciri: you put the $who in the wrong place
[01:26:19] <Bytram> "The Fine Print: The following comments are owned by whoever posted them. We are not responsible for them in any way. "
[01:26:45] <chromas> Bytram: doesn't have enough BS. Needs at least 14 more pages
[01:26:45] * Bytram has ciri blocked
[01:26:45] <SpallsHurgenson> if your time is smoking, see a theoretical physicist right away
[01:26:49] <juggs> http://www.thinkbroadband.com
[01:26:51] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03thinkbroadband :: Survelliance creep by back door legislation
[01:26:56] <juggs> motherfuckers!
[01:27:11] <chromas> Poor ciri
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[01:27:34] <chromas> what's dumb is that they just go with it instead of reviewing the amendments
[01:28:01] <chromas> They should all have to read and sign every page
[01:28:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Choosing a First Programming Language, in One Graph - http://sylnt.us - bicycle-chains
[01:28:19] * Bytram just read the channel log -- good one, ciri!
[01:28:38] <Bytram> http://sylnt.us
[01:28:38] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03SN article:  Choosing a First Programming Language, in One Graph 04(1 comments) ( http://soylentnews.org )
[01:29:02] <Bytram> hmmm, why does bender insist on link shortening our story links?
[01:29:03] * chromas pokes Hedonismbot. &amp;?
[01:29:24] <Bytram> crank up the volume!!
[01:30:02] <Bytram> actually... could it be what bender shortened the link to?
[01:30:02] <chromas> well it does run on pascal; there's probably tubes in there somewhere
[01:30:13] <Bytram> tubular bells
[01:30:26] <chromas> mike_oldfield++
[01:30:26] <Bender> karma - mike_oldfield: 2
[01:30:38] * Bytram goes to check the wiki for the draft policy docs he's written
[01:30:40] <chromas> yeah I think Bender runs it through the soylent shortener automatically
[01:30:54] <SpallsHurgenson> http://thehackernews.com
[01:30:54] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Barrett Brown Sentenced to 5 Years in Prison just for 'Re-Sharing Link to Hacked Material' - Hacker News
[01:31:05] <Bytram> AAHA! Found it! http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[01:31:06] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Wiki: SoylentNews Policy Document
[01:31:42] * SpallsHurgenson provides the grist for the submission mill (but not the actual submission part :)
[01:31:53] <chromas> "So you want to learn programming"..."They explained with terms that you don’t understand (what is object-oriented?!)"
[01:32:06] <Bytram> had some feedback from NC suggesting we should just go CC (I *think* it was SA 3.0 -- but am not at all certain)
[01:32:07] <chromas> "I want to get into something I know absolutely nothing about"
[01:32:18] <chromas> cc0
[01:32:21] <chromas> wtfpl
[01:32:38] <Bytram> chromas: isn't that how most discoveries are made?
[01:33:12] <SpallsHurgenson> that's how I got involved with sex!
[01:33:35] * Bytram is only *vaguely* familiar with the different Creative Commons licenses
[01:34:47] <crutchy> how the hell did i get to "alien autopsy" article in wikipedia?
[01:35:04] <Bytram> a little clicky here and a little clicky there?
[01:35:12] <crutchy> yeah i think so
[01:35:17] <Bytram> crutchy: Good afternoon!
[01:35:24] <crutchy> ~gday Bytram
[01:35:25] <chromas> probably looking at [[toothbrush]] or something
[01:35:25] * exec diabolically poops a coffee++ mug of toilet water for Bytram
[01:35:27] <Bytram> ~time crutchy
[01:35:29] <exec> Saturday, 24 January 2015 @ 12:35 pm GMT+11 - Traralgon VIC
[01:35:50] <SpallsHurgenson> http://www.fastcompany.com
[01:35:50] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03The Untold Story Of The Invention Of The Game Cartridge | Fast Company | Business + Innovation
[01:36:24] * Bytram hacked up a local web page using javascript code from the web which has 5 different analog+digital clocks on it representing 5 different time zones. =)
[01:36:45] <Bytram> welp, it's not untold any more, now is it?
[01:36:59] <SpallsHurgenson> nobody needs to know that much time!
[01:37:00] <crutchy> Bytram, do you have any recommendations for mod_rewrite conditions/rules for a simple url shortener from say http://z.cr.rs to http://z.cr.rs ?
[01:37:01] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03403 Forbidden
[01:37:01] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03403 Forbidden
[01:37:18] <crutchy> hehe. i haven't enabled the site yet Hedonismbot
[01:37:24] <chromas> from my perspective, it's untold until I click
[01:37:52] <chromas> Poor bot doesn't know any better
[01:37:54] <Bytram> untold? or unheard?
[01:38:26] <Bytram> was it not told if, at the time, I was wearing ear plugs?
[01:38:33] <chromas> untold. it's like quantum physics or something
[01:38:39] <crutchy> chromas, maybe bomb out if you get any 4** error?
[01:38:46] <chromas> it doesn't happen until I observe it :D
[01:38:47] <Bytram> cat's got your tongue?
[01:38:58] <Bytram> crutchy: not sure what you're trying to do.
[01:39:59] <chromas> SpallsHurgenson: is that your way of submitting?
[01:40:09] <chromas> as in, should I submit those?
[01:40:14] <SpallsHurgenson> chromas: it's the lazy way to do it :)
[01:40:18] <Bytram> from that particular example, I'd *guess* that this might work: s/\/.*=//
[01:40:28] <SpallsHurgenson> I get other people to do the work for me. It's the American way!
[01:40:47] <crutchy> SpallsHurgenson, try ~submit
[01:40:48] <Bytram> whoopsie... not quite right.
[01:40:50] <chromas> Wait, but I'm American! Hmm, who can I retask this to?
[01:40:57] <Bytram> s/\/.*=/\//
[01:41:08] * Bytram forgot to replace the /
[01:41:11] <crutchy> i've got ^([^/]*)$ /?i=$1
[01:41:26] <Bytram> regexp == line noise
[01:42:09] <Bytram> huh? the "$" matches the "end of the line" -- how do you match stuff after that?
[01:42:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> $only matches end of line if it's the last thing in the regex
[01:43:21] <Bytram> huh. really?
[01:43:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth
[01:43:36] <Bytram> if I had $5 I would share it with my friends
[01:43:46] <chromas> and you would sitll have $5
[01:43:48] <Bytram> Bytram: s/$5/$10/
[01:44:00] <Bytram> if I had $5 I would share it with my friends
[01:44:05] <Bytram> s/$5/$10/
[01:44:10] <Bytram> if I had $5 I would share it with my friends
[01:44:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly work in mod-rewrite
[01:44:17] <Bytram> s/\$5/\$10/
[01:44:17] <SedNotABot> <Bytram> if I had $10 I would share it with my friends
[01:44:19] <chromas> Bytram: s/\$/\1\1/
[01:44:19] <SedNotABot> <chromas> <Bytram> if I had 5 I would share it with my friends
[01:44:25] <Bytram> does not look like it from here.
[01:44:29] <chromas> ()++
[01:44:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> wouldn't work in perl cause $ signifies a variable in perl.
[01:44:46] <Bytram> looks like I had to escape it with a "\" in order to recognize it.
[01:44:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[01:44:58] <SpallsHurgenson> using ~submit is still too much work. :)
[01:45:33] <SpallsHurgenson> http://arstechnica.com laziness rules!
[01:45:37] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03If dark matter is really axions, we could find out soon | Ars Technica
[01:46:18] * Bytram has been dreaming of a web page that would periodically refresh from the #rss-bot channel, parse each line into its constituent 5 parts, format as an HTML table, and allow line suppression/selection using a regexp
[01:46:54] <SpallsHurgenson> you have the oddest dreams, Bytram
[01:46:59] <Bytram> SpallsHurgenson: I just accepted a story for that one -- should show up on our site, eventually
[01:47:34] <crutchy> Bytram, maybe you need a "calling all hands!" submission?
[01:48:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> good thing i finished up today. managed to slice a chunk out of my thumb making dinner.
[01:48:16] <chromas> "But please, wash your hands first"
[01:48:20] <Bytram> idea being, I could hit refresh and pull down all the rss-bot entries for the day; hide all the, say, hackernews entries; see a key word that catches my eye (e.g. dark matter), and then show only those lines which contain that text
[01:48:24] <chromas> s/(t)/\1\1/
[01:48:24] <SedNotABot> <chromas> "Butt please, wash your hands first"
[01:48:52] <chromas> Bytram: well you could have a script generate the page and take a bastardized regex as a parameter
[01:49:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> <--- not writing it
[01:49:49] <Bytram> I've got something very crude which will wget the a page from: http://logs.sylnt.us
[01:49:49] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03#Soylent | Logs
[01:49:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> having to hit the space bar with the wrong thumb
[01:50:04] * SpallsHurgenson nominates Bytram for the task
[01:50:14] * SpallsHurgenson seconds that nomination too
[01:50:17] <Bytram> I've got another crude AWK script (proof of concept) that hacks that into 5 columns.
[01:50:18] <chromas> Your poor space key; taking it from the left
[01:50:42] <Bytram> I've got some more javascript code which makes table columns sortable
[01:51:08] <Bytram> and I've got some other javascript code that kinda/sort shows/hides rows that match a regexp
[01:51:32] <Bytram> I emphasize *kinda* on that last one
[01:52:08] <SpallsHurgenson> good enough for me; put it on the live server!
[01:52:43] <Bytram> thinking out loud; might want to use an iframe to display the linked-to story;
[01:52:45] <crutchy> fuck it! we'll do it live!
[01:53:00] <Bytram> that's easier than trying to do it when you're dead, no?
[01:53:25] <crutchy> not sure if that would count for bill o'reilly
[01:53:36] <SpallsHurgenson> I dunno; I've never tried to do anything while I'm dead
[01:53:36] <chromas> killing beta
[01:53:55] <Bytram> the overiding concept is that we should make it as easy as possible for people to find "interesting stuff" and "submit it as a story"
[01:54:12] <crutchy> are there any bots in there hunting for keywords?
[01:54:15] <Bytram> SpallsHurgenson: fortunately, same here.
[01:54:16] <SpallsHurgenson> you can never make things easy enough for me. My laziness knows no bounds!
[01:54:24] <SpallsHurgenson> http://www.fudzilla.com
[01:54:27] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03iPhone 5 bad battery recall may cost you
[01:54:53] <crutchy> Hedonismbot, s/$/ lost talk time/
[01:54:53] <SedNotABot> <crutchy> <Hedonismbot> ^ 03iPhone 5 bad battery recall may cost you lost talk time
[01:54:53] * Bytram notes how many extra words it took for SpallsHurgenson to write that last sentence
[01:55:19] <chromas> Need a way to do $-1 or something
[01:55:19] <Bytram> Hedonismbot: s/$/ lost talk time/
[01:55:20] <SedNotABot> <Bytram> <Hedonismbot> ^ 03iPhone 5 bad battery recall may cost you lost talk time
[01:55:38] <crutchy> a ~submit $link is like... 7 keys plus a ctrl+v and enter
[01:55:42] <SpallsHurgenson> that's just how lazy I am; I have gone below 0 effort into NEGATIVE laziness :)
[01:55:46] * Bytram tries to imagine how absolutely ugly that FSM would be.
[01:55:59] <crutchy> ~define FSM
[01:56:00] <SpallsHurgenson> Flying Spaghetti Monster?
[01:56:01] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3FSM: Flying Spaghetti Monster
[01:56:09] <crutchy> oh my
[01:56:14] * SpallsHurgenson sticks his tongue out at the bot
[01:56:17] <Bytram> "I'm sorry this note is so long. I didn't have time to go back and make it shorter."
[01:56:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, /.$/ stuff/
[01:56:27] <Bytram> Finite State Machine
[01:56:47] <Bytram> chromas: s/.$/stuff/
[01:56:47] <SedNotABot> <Bytram> <chromas> Need a way to do $-1 or somethinstuff
[01:57:00] <Bytram> chromas: s/ .*$/stuff/
[01:57:00] <SedNotABot> <Bytram> <chromas> Needstuff
[01:57:05] <Bytram> lol!
[01:57:08] <Bytram> DWIM!
[01:57:08] <chromas> Hedonismbot: s/.$/ test/
[01:57:08] <SedNotABot> <chromas> <Hedonismbot> ^ 03iPhone 5 bad battery recall may cost you test
[01:57:18] <crutchy> Hedonismbot, s/$/4 fart/
[01:57:18] <SedNotABot> <crutchy> <Hedonismbot> ^ 03iPhone 5 bad battery recall may cost you4 fart
[01:57:33] <chromas> I was thinking -1 so it could go just before the color code
[01:57:38] <Bytram> that's a colorful comment, in more ways than one
[01:57:57] <chromas> hmm, bot's got a red fart. time to see the doctor
[01:58:07] <crutchy> must be that time of the month
[01:58:18] <Bytram> well, this channel sure is going downhill.
[01:58:53] <Bytram> http://www.forbes.com
[01:58:53] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Apple Loop: Major iOS 8 Bug, Apple Supercharges iPhone 6S, iPad Pro's Stylus - Forbes
[01:58:59] <SpallsHurgenson> I blame... erm... shoot, I think that's my fault
[01:58:59] <crutchy> sorry Bytram. i think mention 'fart' is like a key to pandora's box
[01:59:10] <chromas> Back in my day the channel walked uphill both ways
[01:59:14] * SpallsHurgenson hangs his head in shame
[01:59:17] <Bytram> don't worry, with enough time, it'll pass
[01:59:27] <crutchy> Bytram, s/$ wind/
[01:59:32] <crutchy> Bytram, s/$/ wind/
[01:59:32] <SedNotABot> <crutchy> <Bytram> don't worry, with enough time, it'll pass wind
[01:59:43] <Bytram> breath of fresh air, eh?
[02:00:05] <Bytram> youse guys are just too fartunistic
[02:00:22] <chromas> Bytram: s/fa/oppo/
[02:00:22] <SedNotABot> <chromas> <Bytram> youse guys are just too opportunistic
[02:00:26] <chromas> haha! got you!
[02:00:32] <chromas> oh wait
[02:00:37] <Bytram> =)
[02:00:48] <Bytram> cleaning up your act, though. Nice touch!
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[02:01:00] * Bytram notices he has 4 comments.
[02:01:10] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: btw, I just remembered somethin
[02:01:13] <SpallsHurgenson> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[02:01:14] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Google offers cloudy port for Docker container images • The Register
[02:01:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> wut?
[02:01:35] <chromas> I thought we were all using cgroups and systemd now
[02:01:39] <Bytram> about 2-3 days ago, I turned on my user preferences to be e-mailed the site stats... haven't seen anything yet.
[02:02:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> man don ask me stuff on a full belly.
[02:02:49] <SpallsHurgenson> I feel like "systemd" should be the pee-wee-herman-secret-word of #soylent... whenever anybody says it we should all scream real loud :)
[02:03:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> you don't already?
[02:03:11] <Bytram> checking my chat logs files, it was "2015-01-20_15:34:28"
[02:03:45] <juggs> Holy snoopers... I'm wading through this amendment document and find this nugget "(5) An authorisation
[02:03:46] <juggs> (a) may not authorise any conduct consisting in the interception of
[02:03:46] <juggs> communications in the course of their transmission by means of a
[02:03:46] <juggs> telecommunication system"
[02:03:54] * Bytram checks his watch. Yup, shoulda seen at least a couple emails on that by now.
[02:04:00] <juggs> ooh wait wrong bit
[02:04:05] <juggs> Part 1 applies to public postal operators and public postal services as it
[02:04:05] <juggs> applies to telecommunications operators and telecommunications services.
[02:04:27] <juggs> So this is not just snoops on telco comms it's dragging in snail mail too
[02:04:35] <crutchy> juggs, just ignore it like every other federal employee :d
[02:04:35] <SpallsHurgenson> I hear legalese; somebody fetch me a bucket, quick
[02:04:55] * Bytram realizes that when I talk tech with friends, it must sound very much the same
[02:05:12] <SpallsHurgenson> except far more interesting and sexy :)
[02:05:22] <Bytram> taking a break; brb
[02:05:29] <SpallsHurgenson> (the tech talk, not you Bytram, sorry :)
[02:05:42] <crutchy> before i cam here i didn't even know what 'regex' means. now i can make fart jokes with minimal typing :D
[02:05:46] <BadCoderFinger> SpallsHurgenson: Do I have to say it?
[02:06:05] <SpallsHurgenson> BadCoderFinger: probably
[02:07:11] <BadCoderFinger> SpallsHurgenson: Instead, greetings: How are you?
[02:07:48] <SpallsHurgenson> hungry and desirous of somesort of all-natural fibrous foodstuff :)
[02:08:06] <chromas> Bender: grab crutchy
[02:08:06] <Bender> Added quote 357
[02:08:18] <BadCoderFinger> SpallsHurgenson: Fiber is for health nuts! Drink more beer!
[02:08:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab chromas
[02:08:27] <Bender> Added quote 358
[02:08:43] <chromas> Bender: quote TheMightyBuzzard
[02:08:43] <Bender> Quote 188 - <TheMightyBuzzard> no biggie, just had to decide where to put it.
[02:08:48] <Bender> Also in quotes: 189, 191, 203, 204, 235, 259, 262, 290, 291, 301, 307, 321, 340, 343
[02:09:14] <crutchy> !quote xlefay
[02:09:15] <Bender> Quote 64 - <arti> this way xlefay can extort you
[02:09:19] <Bender> Also in quotes: 73, 88, 97, 101, 108, 114, 117, 121, 125, 127, 138, 145
[02:09:27] <crutchy> yes. yes he can
[02:09:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 275
[02:09:33] <Bender> Quote 275 - <crutchy> paulej72 is the butt
[02:09:50] <chromas> !quote -275
[02:09:50] <Bender> Quote -275 - <poutine--> I understand not liking me because I'm an ass, but there's only so much you can argue about this before you realize you're wrong
[02:10:03] <SpallsHurgenson> !quote 1
[02:10:03] <Bender> Quote 1 - <NCommander> DarkMorph, because whenever I have to touch hashref's I want to stab my eyes out
[02:10:10] <SpallsHurgenson> !quote 2
[02:10:10] <Bender> Quote 2 - <hax0rz> highlights, gold, they shine
[02:10:26] <crutchy> too bad we can't get ciri quotes in here :D
[02:10:54] <BadCoderFinger> Make some up! It's more fun.
[02:10:55] <SpallsHurgenson> stop flirting with ciri, you don't know where she's been
[02:11:29] <crutchy> Holy snoopers... I'm wading through this amendment document and find this nugget "(5) An authorisation—
[02:11:30] <chromas> SpallsHurgenson: your google containers link, from the i-see-what-they-did-there dept
[02:11:35] <crutchy> hmm
[02:11:54] <SpallsHurgenson> http://arstechnica.com
[02:11:55] <crutchy> that line triggered a bunch of exec errors when juggs said it :/
[02:11:55] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Student detained at airport for having Arabic flashcards settles suit | Ars Technica
[02:12:36] <crutchy> zomgponies! juggs hax0rd my bot!
[02:13:17] <juggs> crutchy, my dsl dropped twice in a row right after I pasted that. Pass the tinfoil!
[02:13:42] <Landon> STARTKEYLOGGER
[02:14:04] <crutchy> hmm. did i mention i was reading a bunch of wikipedia pages about roswell not long before?
[02:14:15] <juggs> we're fucked
[02:14:20] <juggs> :D
[02:14:31] <crutchy> proper fucked
[02:15:02] <juggs> Oh noes, I'm reading a government published amendment doc. That's radical man. What am I gonna do, write a strongly worded letter to my MP? :D
[02:15:09] <Bytram> juggs: what *are* you reading?
[02:15:21] <crutchy> telling him how angry you are
[02:16:01] * Bytram wonders what would happen if lawyers had to use git when writing bills.
[02:16:04] <BadCoderFinger> juggs: Depends if your MP is labour or not, heh!
[02:16:06] <crutchy> aww dammit. i runded out of bbq shapes :(
[02:16:14] <Bytram> we could see the whole change history and who authored what
[02:16:43] <Bytram> and, most importantly, see the revised law without having to recall all the deltas on top of deltas
[02:16:45] <crutchy> i like that wacky ukip leader that likes having a go at the bureaucrats in the EU :p
[02:16:46] <BadCoderFinger> Bytram: Nope. It would be one big squash merge.
[02:17:10] <crutchy> "just who the hell do you think you are"
[02:17:19] <Bytram> set a line limit of, say, 50; any more than that and the change would be rejected
[02:18:16] <Bytram> or, having just remembered reviewing our incorporation docs (which contained one sentence with something like 315 words), maybe a word limit, instead.
[02:19:16] <Bytram> http://soylentnews.org
[02:19:17] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03SN comment by martyb (76)
[02:19:37] <Bytram> that was a comment to the story: http://soylentnews.org
[02:19:37] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03SN article:  Fake Engine Noise is the Auto Industry's Dirty Little Secret 04(58 comments)
[02:20:01] <Bytram> not bad! an insightful mod and 4 replies!
[02:20:08] <juggs> BadCoderFinger, makes no odds - Loabour or Cons - they have both attempted to shovel this stuff through
[02:20:49] <juggs> Bytram, I'm reading this: http://www.publications.parliament.uk
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[02:21:31] <juggs> It's the amendment (rider) that is being tagged into an already complex bill that is likely to get bounced into law in the pre election wash up
[02:21:32] <Bytram> ahhh, UK legislation. My condolences.
[02:21:40] <crutchy> laws should be ristricted to normal 10pt font single page
[02:22:45] <crutchy> if you can't read it in a coffee break, it doesn't get passed
[02:22:51] <chromas> 16pt; they're all old guys after all
[02:23:02] <Bytram> strange... when I clicked on "Messages" in the slashbox ( http://soylentnews.org ) I see each of my messages having its own header bar.
[02:23:03] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Log In
[02:23:31] <Bytram> but, after I click the delete button on one of them, I get an entirely different view with checkboxes to select which ones I want to delete.
[02:23:48] <crutchy> it was funny that a bill had to be drafted in the us congress to force reading of bills
[02:23:56] <crutchy> actually no it was sad
[02:24:51] <Bytram> maybe that is where the concept of polymorphism in programming came from?
[02:25:12] <chromas> crutchy: it only passed because they didn't read it
[02:25:13] <Bytram> they keep using the same terms, but each bill seems to have a different definition of what each term means
[02:25:36] <crutchy> i dunno if it got passed. harry reid prolly sat on it
[02:25:37] <juggs> (i) anything comprising speech, music, sounds, visual
[02:25:37] <juggs> images or data of any description, and
[02:25:44] <juggs> (ii) signals serving either for the impartation of
[02:25:44] <juggs> anything between persons, between a person and a
[02:25:44] <juggs> thing or between things or for the actuation or
[02:25:44] <juggs> control of any apparatus, and
[02:26:00] <juggs> Fuck me - this is Orwellian!
[02:26:11] <chromas> I wonder if Hedonismbot should be logged into soylent
[02:26:14] <Bytram> that is NASTY!
[02:26:32] <Bytram> chromas: I don't follow
[02:26:38] -!- Konomi [Konomi!~Konomi@Soylent/Users/189/Konomi] has joined #Soylent
[02:26:51] * Bytram waves a cheerful greeting at Konomi
[02:26:56] <chromas> so it doesn't say "Log in" and has access to more soylent urls
[02:27:16] <Bytram> chromas: oh, you mean it access SN as an AC?
[02:27:24] <chromas> though I do recall a bug in slash where you could follow a logout link and it would log you out
[02:27:30] <chromas> yeah
[02:27:50] <Bytram> like this: http://soylentnews.org
[02:27:50] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Log In
[02:27:54] <Bytram> LOL!
[02:28:00] <juggs> Ah well, at this point all I can do is write some letters to my MP. No doubt I'll get some copy/pasta response. Probably get put on a list of "nutters" too no doubt.
[02:28:16] <chromas> Logout should require a post request I think
[02:28:19] <Bytram> should be easy enought to check if the URL has any nasties in it that might cause it to get logged out.
[02:28:58] <chromas> juggs: but now you can tell them you represent a news agency
[02:29:09] <Bytram> reminds me of the story of the paging spider that caused a web site to... delete itself? I don't remember exactly
[02:29:28] <chromas> ~define paging spider
[02:29:38] <Bytram> chromas: good point! Being an editor on the site, does that make me a member of the press?
[02:29:42] <exec> paging spider: unable to find definition
[02:29:44] <chromas> you mentioned paging spiders before too I think
[02:30:03] <chromas> Bytram: only when there's a benefit
[02:30:13] <Bytram> oops, different usage here. shoulda said site crawler (for indexing ala google, bing, etc.)
[02:30:23] <chromas> ah
[02:30:30] <juggs> chromas, my constituency is so heavily entrenched Conservative, the MP is not going to give one flying monkey what I represent or what I say. Job for life this one.
[02:30:35] <chromas> I figured it was some sort of algorithm I should go look up
[02:30:44] <chromas> ew
[02:31:14] <Bytram> actually, the earlier usage was an entirely different context.
[02:32:26] <Bytram> I was testing an operating system's ability to survive under load when physical memory was way overcommitted to virtual memory.
[02:33:15] <juggs> Oh wow... this is classy.... not the "assumed guilty" clause in parentheses...
[02:33:19] <juggs> A person commits an offence if that person without lawful authority or
[02:33:19] <juggs> reasonable excuse (the proof of which shall lie with him) operates or
[02:33:19] <juggs> controls an unmanned aerial vehicle, if
[02:33:38] <Bytram> e.g. have a box with 1 GB of RAM and a VM with 16 GB; run a program in the VM which sequentially runs through all the pages in its memory. The underlying system is frantically trying to pull in pages from disk to put into RAM to meet the needs of the program running in the VM.
[02:34:40] <chromas> sounds like windows me
[02:34:46] <Bytram> Oh, and if the program running in the VM changes anything in its memory, then the changed memory has to be written back to disk before the new page can be read in.
[02:35:00] <Bytram> beats the daylights out of the whole I/O subsystem.
[02:35:36] <Bytram> This was back in '83 or '84 and the system had 32MB of main memory and 256MB of extended memory.
[02:35:49] <Bytram> absolutely HUGE at the time
[02:36:23] <chromas> classic_computers++
[02:36:23] <Bender> karma - classic_computers: 1
[02:36:34] <SpallsHurgenson> http://thehackernews.com
[02:36:34] <Hedonismbot> ^ 0317-Year-Old Hanged Himself After Receiving Police Ransomware Threat Email - Hacker News
[02:37:24] <Bytram> I maxed that system out at about 1010 4K pages per second. i.e. just over 4MB/sec; I could buy a laptop with an SSD and get something well over 50 GB/sec today.
[02:37:36] <Bytram> Oh, and that mainframe sold for a few $million.
[02:37:47] <SpallsHurgenson> 640K is enough for... oh, never mind
[02:38:02] <juggs> OK I can't read any more, they've managed to tack something in about monitoring the performance of further and higher education on the end here too. I have no idea how that sits in the whole area of the bill it's been tacked on to at all :/
[02:38:26] <Bytram> my first computer had 4KB of memory... and I *liked* it.
[02:38:27] <chromas> bills need moderating
[02:38:42] <chromas> Paragraph 675 (Score: -1, Offtopic)
[02:38:54] * Bytram offers juggs some paracetacol (acetaminophen)
[02:39:05] <Bytram> chromas++ # LOL!
[02:39:05] <Bender> karma - chromas: 63
[02:39:18] <Bytram> ahhhh, that just made my day!
[02:39:47] <juggs> I'm not commenting right now, I shall sup a beer and throw some arrows at the board until my blood pressure returns to survivable levels again.
[02:41:37] <Bytram> juggs: pm please
[02:56:13] * chromas installs lxqt
[03:00:19] <chromas> building from source only took a few minutes
[03:15:07] <Konomi> my SO just said "Tabs need a search box" >.<
[03:15:36] <chromas> they do have one :_
[03:15:37] <chromas> :)
[03:15:43] <Konomi> in iceweasel?
[03:16:03] <chromas> palemoon does; in the little button to the right of the + button
[03:16:11] <chromas> shows all the tabs with a search at the top
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[03:26:47] <SpallsHurgenson> DRINK!
[03:40:50] * Konomi drinsk the caffeine
[03:47:23] <Bytram> juggs++
[03:47:31] <Bytram> juggs++
[03:47:31] <Bender> karma - juggs: 51
[03:47:41] <Bytram> one more for a full deck!
[03:47:42] <Bytram> juggs++
[03:47:42] <Bender> karma - juggs: 52
[03:47:46] <Bytram> =)
[03:48:29] <Bytram> chromas: what "+" button? or, better yet, what version are you running?
[03:48:47] * Bytram is running 24.7.2 (x86)
[03:49:36] <chromas> 25.1.0
[03:49:45] <Bytram> does that have the new UI?
[03:50:01] <Bytram> strange... I just found myself logged out of the main site.
[03:50:02] <chromas> I have a New Tab button to the right of the tabs; in my theme, it looks like a +
[03:50:55] <Bytram> oh. I have TabMixPlus installed... that prolly changes everything.
[03:51:51] <Bytram> that search box... does it search in the contents of a tab? Like, if I have SN open in a tab and I do a search, it would look for text appearing on our site?
[03:52:31] <Bytram> if so, I have mine set up that I only need press "/" and it pops open a search box at the bottom of my screen to start searching for text on that tab's contents
[03:52:42] <Bytram> if I hit F3, it will repeat the search.
[03:53:06] <chromas> looks like it goes by title for me
[03:53:32] <chromas> I like / to search but some sites hijack that
[03:54:28] <Bytram> I'm still not sure if we are talking about the same capability. you are NOT talking about searching through the titles of the tabs to find a tab you are interested in. right?
[03:54:43] <chromas> I am
[03:54:45] <Bytram> just finding text that is on the currently-visible tab.
[03:54:51] <Bytram> just finding text that is on the currently-visible tab's contents.
[03:55:25] <chromas> this one searches through the tab titles
[03:56:14] <juggs> trackpad_phantoms--
[03:56:14] <Bender> karma - trackpad_phantoms: -1
[03:56:20] <Bytram> that could be handy! I sometimes have 30-40 tabs open at once.
[03:56:31] <juggs> forgetting_to_disable_trackpad--
[03:56:31] <Bender> karma - forgetting_to_disable_trackpad: -1
[03:58:43] <Bytram> " 'Java and Javascript are similar like Car and Carpet are similar.' - Greg Hewgill" http://cdn2.carlcheo.com
[03:59:58] <chromas> I have tab mix plus. Don't see search as an option so it must be a firefox/palemoon thing
[04:01:11] <Bytram> TMP has bunches of options of what things you do [not] want to see and where they should be displayed.
[04:01:44] * Bytram hasn't looked at the options since I installed PM.
[04:04:36] * Bytram does NOT want an automatically-updated browser... let me know when you have something, and I will tell you when it can be installed. ThankYouVeryMuch.
[04:04:56] <chromas> is that in palemoon?
[04:05:33] <Bytram> not that I know of... I was referring to FireFox
[04:05:50] <Bytram> that, and the impending UI change, is what cause me to jump to PM
[04:23:14] <Bytram> well, time for me to turn in for the evening...
[04:23:33] <Bytram> hope everyone has a good day/night/whatevah =)
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[04:25:34] <SpallsHurgenson> am I still here?
[04:25:54] <juggs> SpallsHurgenson
[04:26:05] * juggs reaches out....
[04:26:23] <juggs> You have a hole in the mask of your survival suit!
[04:26:26] <SpallsHurgenson> is that a yes or no? :)
[04:27:00] * SpallsHurgenson was distracted, trying to identify and value his AEG Mignon Model 4 typewriter
[04:27:01] <juggs> I can hear you and sort of see your outline... it's as though you are fading in and out of existence
[04:27:27] <juggs> Why value it, you know you will never let it go
[04:27:30] <SpallsHurgenson> http://www.typewritermuseum.org
[04:27:33] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03The Virtual Typewriter Museum: The Mignon 4
[04:27:48] <SpallsHurgenson> it's true, I'm gonna hang on to that forever. It's too cool to ever sell
[04:29:05] <juggs> Suppose you need to value it for insurance purposes
[04:29:50] <SpallsHurgenson> that would be a reasonable thing to do, but I was actually just curious as to what it was and how much it was worth :)
[04:30:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Telus Pager Service Cancellation Worries Rural Communities: Emergency Workers Depend on Paging. - http://sylnt.us - change-isn't-always-progress
[04:32:06] <crutchy> wtf is wrong with youtube?
[04:32:24] <chromas> My first thought would be, "a lot"
[04:32:27] <SpallsHurgenson> The users, mostly :)
[04:32:41] <juggs> It's a waste of storage?
[04:32:59] <juggs> wtf ~isn't~ wrong with youtube
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[04:33:10] <juggs> Maybe it is different in upside down land
[04:33:43] <SpallsHurgenson> they have intelligent commenters, smooth streaming and worthwhile video?
[04:34:10] <juggs> Makes me wonder - to women's boobs sag up towards the ears in upside down land?
[04:34:15] <juggs> do*
[04:34:27] * SpallsHurgenson imagines Australia as Bizarro-land, where everything is opposite
[04:34:54] <juggs> Nah - they have the same politicians. Can't be that cut and dried Spalls
[04:36:02] <juggs> Unless the politicians are operating in a spacial vortex... OF COURSE!! Not now... it's that timey-wimey stuff.... plot construct I'm too lazy to explain
[04:43:13] <SpallsHurgenson> I bought 4 4GB flash drives today. Didn't need 'em, just bought 'em
[04:44:13] <chromas> RAID-over-USB
[04:46:07] <juggs> Obviously the Weeping Angels are drawing dark energy from the heliotropic subclavian nebulae of Gemini to feed their movement here on Earth via a nano implant on Mercury. What a devious plot to have another episode on earth, preferably London, and fix it by waving my sonic screwdriver.
[04:46:36] <juggs> Yah - I could so write Dr Who :D
[04:46:39] <Konomi> SpallsHurgenson: you consumer whore you ~
[04:46:40] <Konomi> ;p
[04:47:21] <juggs> You paid for 4GB flash drives? I thought those were give aways now
[04:49:21] <SpallsHurgenson> bah, I'd never accept a free USB device; who knows if its been h4x0r3d? I get mine direct from China, so I know they are safe :)
[04:49:32] <Konomi> is it just me
[04:49:41] <SpallsHurgenson> yes
[04:49:47] <Konomi> or does "man date" not tell you anything about setting the format output besides the valid strings to use?
[04:50:15] <Konomi> date +'%Y' <- just gotta guess to put that + there or something...
[04:50:38] <Konomi> oh nvm it's in the synopsis
[04:51:06] <SpallsHurgenson> see, toldja; it's just you :)
[04:51:40] <Konomi> shh you
[04:51:52] <SpallsHurgenson> teteral+760
[04:52:00] <SpallsHurgenson> fuck me
[04:52:38] <SpallsHurgenson> well, good thing I never bothered to change that yet :)
[04:55:50] <Konomi> while true; do xrestop -b -m 1 > "$(date +'%Y-%m-%d %k:%M').txt"; sleep 600; done
[04:55:55] <Konomi> findin' me some memory leaks
[04:56:07] <SpallsHurgenson> I hope you brought enough for the whole class
[04:58:24] <juggs> Konomi, you expect a sensible answer from... man $anything ? The whole command is clearly designed to be paternalistic from the name up. Using "man" will only subjugate you.
[04:58:54] <Konomi> it's okay he's an equal rights ally ;p
[04:59:20] <juggs> The "man" is never your ally. Can't you see you are being repressed!
[04:59:28] <juggs> :D
[04:59:51] <Konomi> totally \o/
[04:59:54] <Konomi> I better realias it ;p
[05:00:13] <Konomi> then I've gotta cut off it's balls etc
[05:00:16] <Konomi> standard stuff
[05:00:26] <juggs> I demand an alias "woman" be mandated in all distributions.
[05:00:46] <juggs> It's clearly sexist and I DEMAND action!
[05:00:53] <Konomi> no no no
[05:00:58] <Konomi> you'd be putting down the men then
[05:01:02] <Konomi> they needs rights too you know
[05:01:05] <juggs> Here... hold this cardboard sign... we need to march and shout a lot
[05:02:00] <juggs> WAIT! I got it wrong. woman cannot be an alias for man. They must both be equal binaries.
[05:02:11] <Konomi> pft
[05:02:18] <Konomi> the binary is the problem in the first place
[05:02:23] <Konomi> gender roles are far more diverse!
[05:02:28] <Konomi> we'll need ot compile for all archs!
[05:02:36] <Konomi> ;p
[05:03:06] <Konomi> now we need to open a subreddit called /r/manualsrights
[05:03:26] <juggs> I can't keep this up, my placard waving arm hurts. I can still shout some more if someone feeds me some lines I don't understand
[05:03:38] <Konomi> lol
[05:04:46] <Konomi> well i was sorting my electronica music before you started ranting ;p
[05:05:07] * Konomi kicks soap box out from under juggs
[05:07:53] <SpallsHurgenson> manual rights is still paternalistic. it should be personal rights :)
[05:09:32] <juggs> I never rant. I speak on behalf of all repressed peoples!! I shall be there unwanted voice!
[05:09:34] * SpallsHurgenson burns his bra as a sign of support
[05:09:42] <juggs> No wait... the voice they need
[05:09:46] <juggs> or something
[05:09:48] <juggs> damn
[05:10:05] <juggs> their*
[05:10:10] <juggs> teehee
[05:10:12] <juggs> 3
[05:10:14] <ciri> 4
[05:10:15] <ciri> 5
[05:10:17] <ciri> 6
[05:10:18] <Konomi> I would never burn my bra...
[05:10:19] <ciri> 7
[05:10:21] <SpallsHurgenson> there they're
[05:10:21] <ciri> 8
[05:10:23] <ciri> 9
[05:10:24] <Konomi> those things cost like 30 bucks
[05:10:25] <juggs> quick hide the typo ciri!
[05:10:25] <ciri> 10!
[05:10:25] <Konomi> fuck that
[05:10:39] <Konomi> my console is 120 lines
[05:10:46] <Konomi> you may need a few more numbers
[05:10:56] <juggs> III
[05:10:57] <ciri> IV
[05:10:58] <ciri> V
[05:10:59] <juggs> tres
[05:10:59] <ciri> VI
[05:11:01] <ciri> VII
[05:11:03] <ciri> VIII
[05:11:05] <ciri> IX
[05:11:07] <ciri> X
[05:11:12] <juggs> tres
[05:11:19] <juggs> hmm
[05:11:22] <juggs> trois
[05:11:23] <ciri> quatre
[05:11:24] <ciri> cinq
[05:11:25] <ciri> six
[05:11:27] <ciri> sept
[05:11:29] <ciri> huit
[05:11:31] <ciri> neuf
[05:11:33] <ciri> dix!
[05:11:46] <Konomi> I'm glad you'd prefer to be associated with spamming rather than one grammar mistake ;p
[05:11:57] <juggs> I'm classy
[05:12:50] <SpallsHurgenson> it's not spam; he already has a relationship with us :)
[05:13:50] <juggs> I like you stance on bras by the way. Well engineered support materials should not be burnt. That would be repression of the heavily forward glanded female form, resulting in untold back pain and possible eye damage whilst jogging. We probably need a H&S assessment.
[05:14:01] <SpallsHurgenson> shoot... did I just unplug the right USB cable?
[05:14:17] <juggs> nope - you're still here
[05:15:24] <SpallsHurgenson> people keep saying that, but I'm not convinved
[05:18:33] <SpallsHurgenson> convinced, even.
[05:19:00] <SpallsHurgenson> also, I'm pretty sure my keyboard is out to get me. It's part of the Conspiracy(tm).
[05:19:59] * Konomi wraps the keyboard cable around SpallsHurgenson's neck
[05:20:01] <Konomi> definitly \o/
[05:21:54] <juggs> Kinky fun... breath control
[05:22:02] <SpallsHurgenson> safe word! safe word!
[05:23:18] <juggs> I have a horrible feeling someone is going to end up found stuffed in their own luggage and then after investigation be found to have locked themselves in there after attaching the external padlock once zipped in
[05:23:45] <SpallsHurgenson> don't look at me, I learned my lesson after the third time
[05:24:42] <juggs> Damn cats and their many lives. Sack and rocks for you next time Spalls. Else I'm gonna have to call on ACME's best devices!
[05:25:27] <SpallsHurgenson> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannd... on a completely different topic: I came across the most awesome used bookstore today. I didn't know those sorts of places still existed
[05:26:09] <juggs> Run by the feds to catch people like you buying seditious books!
[05:28:24] <SpallsHurgenson> it would be well worth. it was filled with all sorts of old books; cramped winding aisles, little nooks, a balcony with more books, all filled with that musty old-book smell
[05:30:13] <SpallsHurgenson> of course, I didn't buy anything since I mostly read e-books these days 'cause I ain't got the space for hardcopy no mo' but that's hardly the point :)
[05:30:28] * Konomi wants more audio books
[05:31:18] <SpallsHurgenson> I can't stand audio books, largely because I read so much faster than they can read it
[05:31:44] <Konomi> I prefer them so I can lay down and listen ;p
[05:31:48] <Konomi> that and less eye strain
[05:32:11] <SpallsHurgenson> I read 'em on my phone :)
[05:33:48] <SpallsHurgenson> I used to read books on a PDA.
[05:34:25] <Konomi> if I had an ereader I might
[05:34:55] * juggs speed reads books for SpallsHurgenson
[05:35:50] <Konomi> need to have juggs read them to you in his sexy tone
[05:35:52] <Konomi> ;p
[05:36:21] <SpallsHurgenson> I read "noun verb adjective object" and skip all the extra dross like conjunctions :)
[05:37:59] <SpallsHurgenson> sometimes I might skip some of the adjectives too :)
[05:38:08] <juggs> Don't we all skip words and lines while reading? Thought that was normal reading. Eyes just back up a line or two if the story disjoints
[05:39:31] <SpallsHurgenson> apparently some people read ALL the words in a sentence, laboriously parsing together the disparate units into a complete whole.
[05:39:54] <juggs> Do they run their fingers along the text and mouth the words too?
[05:40:43] <SpallsHurgenson> yes. sometimes they do it the other way around too
[05:41:37] <juggs> I can understand that more mentally internally visual types may spend more time absorbing the text more slowly or more thoroughly as they construct each and every scene.
[05:42:18] <Konomi> people skip parts of words
[05:42:22] <Konomi> hopefully not whole lines
[05:43:50] <juggs> why "hopefully"? If it is an entire paragraph describing the flowers in a flower bed outside a house... what is gained by imagining that? Skip it, get on with the narrative.
[05:43:51] <SpallsHurgenson> so lnog as you enurse the frist and lsat ltetrs are the smae, msot popele can fgirue out waht you maen
[05:44:01] <juggs> ho de ho
[05:46:03] <SpallsHurgenson> (that was really annoying to have to type out :)
[05:50:37] <SpallsHurgenson> this concludes tonight's insanity. tune in tomorrow night for more insanity
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[05:51:56] * juggs hides behind a pillar and hopes no-one notices
[05:53:07] <chromas> http://en.wikipedia.org
[05:53:31] <chromas> is meat on a label offensive or something?
[05:54:17] <chromas> I, for one, am offended by pixelation. Pixelate that pixelation!
[05:54:29] <Konomi> might just be the uploader having some fun
[05:54:35] <Konomi> no one in the talk seems to know why either
[05:55:34] <juggs> It was probably proprietary Monsanto meat
[05:56:22] <Konomi> https://i.imgur.com
[05:56:24] <chromas> Whoops, I didn't even notice it had a talk page. Glad it didn't say anything that would make me look stupid
[05:56:25] <Konomi> trustttttt
[05:57:07] <Konomi> suddenly out of no where hiccups
[05:57:29] <juggs> BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[05:57:48] <juggs> or hold your breath, whatever works
[06:00:34] <Konomi> https://www.youtube.com
[06:00:35] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Lars Andersen: a new level of archery - YouTube
[06:05:15] <juggs> Is he spitting arrows?
[06:05:26] <juggs> splitting* even :)
[06:05:42] <Subsentient> http://i.imgur.com
[06:07:48] <juggs> Wouldn't it be nice to click on a .jpg link and not have to allow a bunch of scripts and cross site requests to run to view what appears to be a direct link to a jpg.
[06:08:09] <Konomi> https://i.imgur.com
[06:08:11] <Konomi> \o/
[06:08:28] <Konomi> give it a few more years
[06:08:37] <Konomi> and every site will have 20 links off to resources on other sites
[06:08:42] <Konomi> not just most of them
[06:08:42] <Konomi> ;p
[06:08:49] <juggs> https://i.imgur.com
[06:09:33] <Konomi> that one isn't loading juggs
[06:09:40] <juggs> https://i.imgur.com
[06:09:41] <Konomi> might've been pulled down
[06:10:07] <juggs> https://i.imgur.com
[06:10:19] <Konomi> wow so much image pulled
[06:10:22] <Konomi> I can't load any of them...
[06:10:27] <juggs> odd that
[06:10:41] <Konomi> everyone of them goes "Zoinks you've taken a wrong turn"
[06:10:59] <Konomi> though you're such a troll so ;p
[06:11:29] <Konomi> only thing I hate about imgur btw is they don't allow large pngs
[06:12:52] <juggs> I hate any image site that requires scripts to run to serve an image. It worries me I feel myself becoming more stallman and toe cheese eating in this regard.
[06:13:11] <Konomi> imgur doesn't?
[06:13:18] <Konomi> direct links are the real deal(tm)
[06:14:34] <juggs> using firefox?
[06:14:38] <Konomi> yup
[06:14:48] <juggs> take your own link.. https://i.imgur.com
[06:15:03] <juggs> right click... take the option to View Source
[06:15:24] <juggs> View Page Source
[06:17:07] <Konomi> $ curl http://i.imgur.com -o out 2>/dev/null && file out
[06:17:07] <Konomi> out: JPEG image data, baseline, precision 8, 496x342, frames 3
[06:17:35] <Konomi> can only view page info because it's a jpg
[06:17:56] <juggs> nod
[06:19:49] <juggs> All is good then :)
[06:21:08] <Konomi> http://miracleofsound.bandcamp.com
[06:21:09] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Music | Miracle Of Sound
[06:21:15] <Konomi> anyone into electronica might enjoy this peeps music
[06:22:07] <Konomi> http://miracleofsound.bandcamp.com <- track that ended me up at his bandcamp page
[06:22:08] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03City Of Night | Miracle Of Sound
[06:22:57] <juggs> I have a feeling this very channel has turned into a goldfish bowl. What - mebbe 10 people say anything.... 40+ look on and chuckle smugly? //me orders double tin foil
[06:23:12] <Konomi> common occurance
[06:23:30] <Konomi> communities peak at the start aftera while them taper off
[06:23:37] <juggs> I know. Been a while since I slept. I'm off on a loon thing
[06:23:40] <Konomi> if they're lucky they'll build a stronger user base over time
[06:23:47] <Konomi> if they're unlucky they'll fizzle out
[06:24:16] <juggs> We have Konomi power, we can only win.
[06:24:33] <Konomi> SN will probably make it if everyone is devoted enough and hangs around
[06:24:44] <Konomi> personally I don't more than glance at the web site now
[06:25:02] <Konomi> I have so many sources of news now that SN is so dense in information it's hard to go through
[06:25:27] <Konomi> I have one of those don't sit still personalities though
[06:25:48] <Konomi> it doesn't help that commenters don't seem to understand what paragraphs fucking are though
[06:25:51] <Konomi> ._.
[06:29:10] <Konomi> http://www.efoto.lt
[06:32:24] <Konomi> https://i.imgur.com
[06:32:31] <Konomi> "He's got his website on his battle rattle.
[06:34:31] <juggs> I'm toying vaguely with prohibiting regurgitation of other site news on SN. Make subs go back to original source and provide some original editorial around the original source. There's too many sites just regurgitating the same stuff. We need to differentiate. We need to carry stuff no-one else has covered.
[06:35:19] <Konomi> could put it as a suggestion on the submit page
[06:35:24] <Konomi> I wouldn't try to enforce it though
[06:35:40] <Konomi> put it in bold something like "Best practices for submitting" etc
[06:36:40] <Konomi> https://imgur.com
[06:36:40] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03"You have 72 hours to comply with our demands" - Imgur
[06:36:47] <Konomi> surprised this is on tv...
[06:37:37] <Konomi> apparently it's shopped
[06:38:25] <Konomi> suggests on the side also had: https://imgur.com
[06:38:25] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Hey kids you wanna see some sweet pics? - Imgur
[06:38:38] <Konomi> that cable
[06:40:30] <juggs> Yah, as I said "toying" with the idea. Just one idea rolling around my head. Probably not a good idea given the time :)
[06:41:11] * juggs wanders off to find refuge
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[06:54:24] * Konomi fluffs a pillow and takes a nap in the corner of the channel
[07:02:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google’s Eric Schmidt Greases Skids For Internet Brain Chip - http://sylnt.us - wishful-thinking
[07:10:16] <Popeidol> there should be more headlines about eric schmidt greasing things
[07:49:20] <chromas> Bender: grab Popeidol
[07:49:20] <Bender> Added quote 359
[07:53:42] <crutchy> tea++
[07:53:42] <Bender> karma - tea: 372
[07:55:39] <crutchy> lol this one was a good comeback to the sweet pics imgur: https://i.imgur.com
[07:55:39] <ciri> i don't think it's that funny lol
[07:55:59] <crutchy> "a picture of the internet"
[07:56:14] <chromas> I remember windows 98
[07:56:44] <arti> starupsound.wav
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[08:00:56] <chromas> I can't remember that one
[08:01:18] <chromas> but I can play the win95 sound in my head all I want
[08:01:35] <chromas> Please make it stop
[08:33:46] <crutchy> i remember there was a video on the install cd of norton system security in about 1999 or thereabouts. trying to see if i can find it in the tubes somewhere
[08:34:06] <crutchy> i remember it had this really nice sounding animated sequence
[08:35:08] <crutchy> i'm not 100% sure it was norton actually
[08:38:05] <crutchy> might have been symantec
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[08:45:07] <chromas> "If JavaScript ever gets legitimate garbage garbage collection then 99% of the programs will delete themselves when executed."
[08:52:28] <crutchy> garbage_garbage_collection++
[08:52:28] <Bender> karma - garbage_garbage_collection: 1
[08:53:18] <chromas> I guess
[08:53:44] <chromas> Hmm, how many languages even have garbage collection?
[08:56:36] * chromas starts clicking around in Jimbo's domain
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[09:48:26] <crutchy> gold going up a bit
[09:48:43] <crutchy> wonder if the market is starting to get wind of china's moves
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[09:56:26] <crutchy> hmm or possibly the swiss euro depeg
[10:00:04] <crutchy> heh
[10:00:06] <crutchy> <ciri> crutchy: [Urbandictionary] gague: a butthole is a vibrating rooster sammich intriguing and wish i could write for systemd.
[10:00:50] <crutchy> ~define gague
[10:00:51] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3gague: A guy whose sexuality is hard to pin down. Is he gay or is he straight? He's gague.
[10:00:58] <crutchy> .0
[10:03:38] <chromas> Ah, like vague
[10:04:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Details of Comet 67P/Churyumov–Gerasimenko - http://sylnt.us - pics-in-space!
[10:09:05] <crutchy> ooh nasty "China’s arsenal of US bonds is like a pile of bullets – they’re no good unless you fire them."
[10:10:10] <chromas> Just like money
[10:10:11] <Konomi> https://2.bp.blogspot.com
[10:10:16] <Konomi> "instant noodles"
[10:11:23] <Konomi> hey crutchy aim high with your bot
[10:11:24] <Konomi> http://internet.gawker.com
[10:11:25] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Swiss Authorities Arrest Bot for Buying Drugs and Fake Passport
[10:11:31] <chromas> !fight nonetheless vs all the more
[10:11:32] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: all the more beats nonetheless by 5,420,000,000 to 83,400,000!
[10:12:43] <Popeidol> that's a surprising result
[10:12:53] <crutchy> my bot is just here to boost my ego; its stupid enough that to make me feel like i'm smarter than one thing at least :)
[10:14:24] <chromas> They also seem to have a good sense of humour
[10:14:36] <chromas> ^ what
[10:17:12] <crutchy> that vibrating rooster sammich keeps coming up :d
[10:18:48] <chromas> Also tama lama ding dongs
[10:25:43] <Subsentient> $sticky list
[10:25:43] <aqu4> Total of 10 stickies found. Syntax is [ID|Creator].
[10:25:44] <aqu4> 3[3|Subsentient] 2[4|Subsentient] 3[5|Subsentient] 2[6|Subsentient] 3[7|Subsentient] 2[8|Subsentient] 3[9|Subsentient1] 2[10|Subsentient]
[10:25:45] <aqu4> 3[11|Subsentient] 2[12|Subsentient]
[10:25:45] <aqu4> End of sticky list.
[10:25:53] <Subsentient> $sticky read 12
[10:25:53] <aqu4> Created by "Subsentient" at 01/23/2015 09:59:59 UTC: <crutchy> why do i kinda associate this one with Konomi? http://imgur.com
[10:26:05] <crutchy> youtube is fucked
[10:26:39] <crutchy> keeps advancing to the next video halfway through the one i'm watching (whatever the fuck the 'next' video is, cos i don't choose it)
[10:27:25] <chromas> Turn off playlists by installing yet another browser extension
[10:28:01] <chromas> We should create a soylentnews browser extension and call it ethanol fueled
[10:30:14] <Subsentient> https://www.youtube.com
[10:30:15] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Adventure Club - Gold (Ft. Yuna) Lyrics - YouTube
[10:34:31] <Konomi> I have a css hack in for youtube at the moment just so flashblock will work
[10:34:36] <Konomi> I really freaking hate the site ;p
[10:35:10] <crutchy> adblock edge gets rid of ads pretty well
[10:35:28] <crutchy> hmm. wonder if its flicking to next clip on an ad placeholder
[10:35:32] <Konomi> been using edge for ages
[10:35:58] <crutchy> abe++
[10:35:58] <Bender> karma - abe: 1
[10:40:12] <crutchy> http://wallstreetpit.com
[10:40:13] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03When Will China De-Peg?
[10:46:55] <crutchy> fuck me. in 2012 china had $3.3 trillion in US government bonds. that's a helluva 'pile of bullets'
[10:48:22] <crutchy> 3.9 trillion @ 2014
[10:51:30] <crutchy> ah. about 2/3 or that in USD
[11:08:38] <crutchy> woohoo
[11:08:45] <crutchy> got a basic rewrite working :D
[11:08:53] <crutchy> http://z.cr.rs
[11:08:54] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03z.cr.rs
[11:09:21] <crutchy> just rewrites anything to the main index atm
[11:09:30] <crutchy> http://z.cr.rs
[11:09:30] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03z.cr.rs
[11:20:12] <chromas> http://z.cr.rs
[11:20:12] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03z.cr.rs
[11:20:27] <chromas> s/k/l/
[11:20:27] <SedNotABot> <chromas> http://z.cr.rs
[11:20:27] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03z.cr.rs
[11:21:00] <crutchy> shortener rule not working :(
[11:28:11] <crutchy> woohoo
[11:28:33] <crutchy> works now. fucking regex :/
[11:34:24] <crutchy> http://z.cr.rs
[11:34:25] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03z.cr.rs
[11:34:46] <crutchy> http://z.cr.rs
[11:34:46] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03z.cr.rs
[11:34:52] <crutchy> doh!
[11:35:12] <crutchy> doh!
[11:35:13] <crutchy> http://z.cr.rs
[11:35:14] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03z.cr.rs
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[11:55:21] <crutchy> hmm. does Hedonismbot have a cache
[11:58:47] <SirFinkus> you should probable take it on a date first before asking such questions
[12:06:49] <chromas> Cache is indicated by an asterisk
[12:07:15] <chromas> =clear .titles.cache
[12:07:21] <chromas> =!clear .titles.cache
[12:07:21] <Hedonismbot> k
[12:08:47] * Hedonismbot rubs usb ports with oil
[12:08:56] <Konomi> wat.
[12:10:44] <SirFinkus> * can mean another thing too
[12:11:22] * Hedonismbot touches * with ciri
[12:12:30] <chromas> http://z.cr.rs
[12:12:31] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03z.cr.rs - beta_kicks_ass
[12:12:39] <chromas> Yay!
[12:12:51] <chromas> http://z.cr.rs
[12:12:52] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03z.cr.rs - poutine--
[12:13:28] <chromas> http://z.cr.rs
[12:13:44] <chromas> link_timeout++
[12:13:44] <Bender> karma - link_timeout: 1
[12:14:01] <chromas> Or cooldown. Whatever
[12:29:10] <crutchy> http://z.cr.rs face
[12:29:10] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03z.cr.rs - butt
[12:29:53] <chromas> http://z.cr.rs
[12:29:53] <Hedonismbot> * 03z.cr.rs - poutine--
[12:29:59] <chromas> Asterisk
[12:30:09] <crutchy> http://z.cr.rs
[12:30:10] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03z.cr.rs - butt face
[12:31:04] <chromas> http://z.cr.rs
[12:31:05] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03404 Not Found
[12:31:29] <chromas> http://z.cr.rs
[12:31:30] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03z.cr.rs - systemdrules
[12:31:46] <chromas> Whoops
[12:31:59] <chromas> http://z.cr.rs
[12:32:00] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03z.cr.rs
[12:32:39] <crutchy> must have skipped past the query rule for that one
[12:33:23] <crutchy> dunno why
[12:34:07] <crutchy> any regexperts in the house?
[12:34:10] <crutchy> https://github.com
[12:34:10] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03exec-irc-bot/z.cr.rs.inc at master · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot · GitHub
[12:35:37] <chromas> Is that where that goes?
[12:35:50] <chromas> I thought it went into the server config
[12:36:13] <crutchy> it does
[12:36:26] <crutchy> i just copied it as a comment :p
[12:36:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[12:36:27] <Bender> karma - coffee: 999
[12:36:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The World in 2030. - http://sylnt.us - your-guess-is-as-good-as-mine
[12:37:11] <chromas> Ooh. We could do that article as oc
[12:37:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> wut?
[12:37:52] <crutchy> ~define oc
[12:37:54] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3OC: Original Content
[12:38:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, what article
[12:38:21] <chromas> "the world in 50 years" from the pulled-it-from-my-butt dept
[12:38:29] <crutchy> the bnku one
[12:39:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't confuse me, i woke up late.
[12:39:15] <crutchy> developed from ciri quotes :D
[12:39:38] <crutchy> chromas, s/my/ciris/
[12:39:38] <SedNotABot> <crutchy> <chromas> "the world in 50 years" from the pulled-it-from-ciris-butt dept
[12:40:28] <chromas> s/butt/ciri/
[12:40:28] <SedNotABot> <chromas> "the world in 50 years" from the pulled-it-from-my-ciri dept
[12:47:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> well, today's update day if pj makes it in today
[12:48:37] <chromas> That means you gotta play vidya games in wine while you wait
[12:48:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't have any good ones installed
[12:49:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> kinda sick of minecraft and neverwinter nights doesn't work natively on linux anymore.
[12:50:37] <chromas> How about some spider solitaire
[12:50:37] <ciri> not sure
[12:51:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i'd rather poop myself and spend the time cleaning up
[12:51:44] <chromas> Sounds like you only care about the shiny graphics
[12:52:19] <chromas> High viscosity fluid dynamics
[12:52:47] <chromas> No api, right? Needs more testing?
[12:53:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... you know i haven't tried Pirates! in a long time...
[12:53:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, right. poke at it on dev if you like.
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[12:54:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> is the same as what's gonna go live so you can code for it ahead of time.
[12:57:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> just hope pj gets in today early. i wanna take the boat out this afternoon n get some fishing done.
[12:57:26] * chromas sets out fire pokers for later
[13:00:07] * TheMightyBuzzard sighs. assassin's creed 4 don't work under wine.
[13:02:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> surprisingly difficult to google up some good pirating games.
[13:08:14] <chromas> Hmm. Could boot to win and keep a web irc open
[13:09:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, think i'll just fire up the laptop
[13:09:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> let it sit in irc for me.
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[14:38:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Future of the Past - http://sylnt.us - amateur-archaeologists-historians-welcome
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[15:02:22] <Konomi> http://paste.ofcode.org
[15:02:22] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Paste ofCode
[15:02:28] * Konomi pouts at nvidia
[15:04:12] * TheMightyLaptop scratches his head
[15:04:20] <TheMightyLaptop> what you doing with your poor vid card?
[15:04:28] <Konomi> I'm diagnosing memory leaks between nvidia versions
[15:04:38] * TheMightyLaptop chuckles
[15:04:45] <TheMightyLaptop> their job, no?
[15:04:47] <Konomi> memory usage and xrestop are queryed every 10 minutes for 8 hours
[15:06:59] <Konomi> my patients is wearing thin with both nvidia and kde
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[15:07:22] <Konomi> for example
[15:07:23] <Konomi> https://bugs.kde.org
[15:07:24] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Bug 325172 – kscreenlocker startup is slow and also unlocking
[15:07:44] <Konomi> "The screen locker architecture changed with Plasma 5. The classic screen savers are no longer supported. The 4.x series won't see any further feature development, so this bug report won't be implemented as it doesn't apply to our current version any more."
[15:08:11] <Konomi> please update to kde5 that we barely started devolping cause we can't be arsed to fix major bugs in kde4 thanx bai
[15:08:46] <TheMightyLaptop> ya, s'brilliant on their part
[15:08:53] <Konomi> nevermind that distros won't be shipping kde5 for ages
[15:10:41] <Konomi> they did it with kde3->4 and now kde4->5 so fuck them
[15:10:43] <Konomi> never again
[15:12:05] <TheMightyLaptop> ya, seems like none of the heavy DE guys like supporting non-new versions
[15:12:16] <TheMightyLaptop> gnome did the same thing going from 2->3
[15:12:34] <Konomi> they just want to make the new shiney shit(tm)
[15:12:45] <Konomi> makes ne want to go back to blackbox or something from my xp days
[15:12:48] <Konomi> just on linux instead
[15:13:00] <TheMightyLaptop> openbox ftw
[15:13:28] <TheMightyLaptop> s'what i use on all mine, via lxde generally
[15:18:46] <TheMightyLaptop> if you really want what you want, i'd say go openbox and pick just the bits you want for each task
[16:39:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Watch Jumbo Asteroid Zip Past Earth - http://sylnt.us - Look!-Up-in-the-Sky!-Faster-than-a-speeding-bullet!-Oh?-Oh.-Oh!-Ooooooh!
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[20:12:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Explains why it's not Fxing Web Security in Old Android Phones - http://sylnt.us - lotta-splainin-in-to-do
[20:13:41] <chromas> missing an i there
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[20:28:53] <SirFinkus> that god damn fuck Obama is going to Saudi Arabia to "Pay Respects" to the dead king
[20:29:13] <SirFinkus> I hate this hypocritical shit so much
[20:29:43] <SirFinkus> Just last week they beheaded a woman in the middle of a crosswalk
[20:30:05] <SirFinkus> I think their last execution for "sorcery" was in September
[20:32:27] <chromas> that's terrible. they should've tortured instead of killing
[20:33:01] <chromas> enhanced interrogation for praying the wrong way
[20:39:10] <SirFinkus> well, I'm sure they do that too
[20:40:01] <chromas> the american way is to keep them alive and keep doing it until you have an 'accident'
[20:41:18] <SirFinkus> oh, I guess they crucify people, lash them, and stone them
[20:41:52] <SirFinkus> there was also that blogger that got sentenced to 1000 lashes for criticizing the government
[20:43:01] <SirFinkus> oh, they also do eye for an eye things, literally
[20:43:12] <SirFinkus> that's some hammarabi shit
[20:43:48] <SirFinkus> Hammurabi*
[22:13:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Explains why it is not Fixing Web Security in Old Android Phones - http://sylnt.us - lotta-splainin-to-do
[22:52:37] <crutchy> !todo
[22:52:37] <Bender> todo for crutchy: 1) IRCiv 2) make freepascal version of sn log parser 3) ~nokill feature 4) meeting script 5) logging script 6) spam tmb 7) php lib for slash api
[22:52:49] <crutchy> !done 7
[22:52:49] <Bender> 1 item deleted
[22:54:22] <chromas> nice
[22:54:31] <chromas> api++
[22:54:31] <Bender> karma - api: 5
[23:40:02] <crutchy> its not much of a lib
[23:40:28] <crutchy> ~api name 179
[23:40:30] <exec> error: unable to retrive SN username for uid 179
[23:40:36] <crutchy> derp
[23:40:48] <crutchy> ~api uid crutchy
[23:40:50] <exec> error: unable to retrive SN uid for user "crutchy"
[23:40:54] <crutchy> derp
[23:41:30] <crutchy> ~api
[23:41:31] <exec> http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[23:42:02] <crutchy> derp
[23:42:03] <crutchy> https://dev.soylentnews.org
[23:42:04] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03503 Service Unavailable
[23:42:19] <chromas> a unit :D
[23:42:28] <crutchy> http://dev.soylentnews.org
[23:42:29] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03503 Service Unavailable
[23:42:31] <crutchy> :/
[23:42:42] <crutchy> ~isup http://dev.soylentnews.org
[23:42:44] <exec> http://dev.soylentnews.org: HTTP/1.1 503 Service Unavailable
[23:42:48] <crutchy> derp
[23:43:31] <crutchy> maybe they're in the midst of throwing the switch?
[23:44:23] <crutchy> http://soylentnews.org
[23:44:23] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03SoylentNews: SoylentNews is people
[23:44:32] <crutchy> that one works at least :p
[23:45:00] <chromas> that's the important one I guess
[23:49:23] <crutchy> you need a bot flag for monopoly on the wiki so you could automate SPAMctl
[23:50:59] <chromas> instead of adding wiki-bility to it I could exec() exec's wiki script :)
[23:52:38] <crutchy> or that :D
[23:53:24] <crutchy> i changed it to wtfpl
[23:53:31] <crutchy> i think
[23:53:35] <crutchy> or something like that
[23:54:12] <crutchy> oh nah its unlicensed
[23:54:14] <crutchy> https://github.com
[23:54:15] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03exec-irc-bot/unlicense.txt at master · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot · GitHub
[23:55:22] <crutchy> so feel free to pilfer at will :d
[23:56:00] <crutchy> oh you'll still need a bot flag though cos it needs an auth token
[23:56:48] <crutchy> i got mine from funpika but bytram can prolly get it too
[23:58:01] <crutchy> hmm nope wrong again. looks like it just uses username/password. you just need bytram or funpika to set the bot flag for monopoly user
[23:58:34] <crutchy> then exec's wiki script can use that username/password to wreak havoc :D
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[23:59:04] * crutchy salutes