#Soylent | Logs for 2015-01-23
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[00:01:26] -!- Ethanol-fueled [Ethanol-fueled!~62b0fe51@eo76-404-532-69.sd.sd.cox.net] has joined #Soylent
[00:01:35] <Ethanol-fueled> 'Sup.
[00:02:04] <paulej72> hey Eth
[00:02:17] <Ethanol-fueled> 'sup pauley, how a-goes it without me terrorizing the place?
[00:02:22] <paulej72> I aam about to go awol to get food
[00:02:25] Ethanol-fueled is now known as SoyGuest22943
[00:02:27] <SoyGuest22943> go fer it.
[00:02:35] <SoyGuest22943> aw, shit. Forgot to log in.
[00:02:44] SoyGuest22943 is now known as Ethanol-fooled
[00:02:53] <paulej72> I have not been arround much so I am not sure. Theere have been some really dead days here recnetly
[00:03:04] <Ethanol-fooled> Bummer.
[00:03:32] <paulej72> I come in and all I see is bender handing out the stories with joins and departs in between
[00:04:14] <paulej72> So I need to get the food now, see you arrond Eth
[00:04:36] <Ethanol-fooled> Peace out, bro.
[00:05:23] <Ethanol-fooled> I got a rare moment with my friends Ernest and Julio Gallo. School and girlfriend are taking up too much of my time lately.
[00:05:55] <Ethanol-fooled> And speaking of school, I discovered just how much I hate web programming. Seeing how HTML and PHP interact is downright horrifying...and we're not even to javascript yet.
[00:06:46] <Ethanol-fooled> Writing assignments that use HTML with PHP is like watching two blind men try to rape each other in an alley.
[00:07:23] <chromas> You're done with the python project?
[00:07:37] <Ethanol-fooled> yeah chromas, I was done with that weeks ago. I'm doing web programming now.
[00:07:52] <Ethanol-fooled> I thought I was going to like it, but it's so painful to watch.
[00:08:39] <chromas> But think of all the programming languages you need to know! That makes it great
[00:09:16] <chromas> And non-programming
[00:09:44] <chromas> php, JavaScript, html, css, sql
[00:09:56] <mechanicjay> oh yeah, just wait till you get to javascript, you'll long for the days when all you had to deal with was a couple of blind rapists.
[00:11:37] <Ethanol-fooled> Goddamn, it's amazing that the web is built on such a fucking godawful mess.
[00:12:07] <mechanicjay> Ethanol-fooled: truly
[00:16:58] <Ethanol-fooled> CSS is the only idea I really like.
[00:17:55] <Ethanol-fooled> HTML is just a kludge of shit and PHP is fuckugly, and when the two interact it's like old people fucking.
[00:23:07] <mechanicjay> have you screwed with haml yet?
[00:23:36] <Ethanol-fooled> no, ho haml or xhtml or any of that shit.
[00:24:31] <mechanicjay> haml is the biggest abomination I've seen yet. Let's take html, and make it white-space sensitive and non-intuitive, in order to you know, generate html....
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[00:27:15] <Ethanol-fooled> Yeah, I saw that...I wondered what the fuck was so intuitive about creating another abstraction layer on top of an abstraction layer
[00:27:46] <Ethanol-fooled> Then I read that it was popular with rails shops, and it all made sense.
[00:28:03] <Ethanol-fooled> It might as well have the slogan, "Now with more AIDS!"
[00:28:29] * BadCoderFinger wonders what the heck he just walked into...
[00:29:15] <mechanicjay> a discussion of haml
[00:29:51] <Ethanol-fooled> It looks like something done for its own sake, like some undergrad's capstone project or something.
[00:29:59] <mechanicjay> right?
[00:30:10] <mechanicjay> isn't that like every rail app though?
[00:30:16] <Ethanol-fooled> Hahah, yeah, pretty much
[00:30:34] <mechanicjay> I've never seen a rails app where you can actually tell wtf is going on.
[00:31:41] <JamesNZ> BadCoderFinger: Welcome to #Soylent!
[00:31:52] <JamesNZ> We hope you enjoy your stay.
[00:31:54] <BadCoderFinger> Hey JamesNZ
[00:33:30] <BadCoderFinger> I like ruby, within limits, but rails? I'm not a webcoder, but even if I was, rails wouldn't be it.
[00:34:08] <Ethanol-fooled> gonna bail for a bit. Probably be back on in an hourish\
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[00:39:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hope for Net Neutrality - http://sylnt.us - public-utility-or-profit-center
[00:47:30] <BadCoderFinger> I have a bad feeling that net-neutrality legislature is going to get perverted beyond all belief before it passes into law.
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[00:54:37] <SpallsHurgenson> what's new pussycat, whoaaaa whooooaaaa!
[00:54:42] <BadCoderFinger> Hey Spalls!
[00:56:46] <SpallsHurgenson> always with the hay with you. I am not a cow!
[00:57:42] <BadCoderFinger> I think you may have accidentally substituted a vowel in there.
[00:58:53] <BadCoderFinger> But a little hay would be fiber, and probably beneficial. Although it might taste awful.
[01:00:23] <SpallsHurgenson> I am no cow! I am strong, like bull!
[01:01:04] <BadCoderFinger> I hate to point this out, but bulls eat hay...
[01:01:05] <SpallsHurgenson> many people, they talk to me and then say, "what a load of bull" so it must be true!
[01:05:11] <BadCoderFinger> Empirical evidence!
[01:07:24] <SpallsHurgenson> thus, working from the premises that "cows eat hay" and "I am not a cow, I am a bull" we come to the undeniable truth that "therefore no hay for me". It's irrefutable logic!
[01:08:23] * SpallsHurgenson is still working on the "hey" vs "hay" thing but I'm sure I'll find a reasonable connection between the two as well :)
[01:09:18] <BadCoderFinger> Err, that's not one of the valid forms of syllogism...
[01:09:34] <SpallsHurgenson> hush, stop using logic around my logic!
[01:09:49] <BadCoderFinger> Heh!
[01:10:00] <BadCoderFinger> I have too much practice arguing, heh!
[01:11:22] <SpallsHurgenson> bah, you'll never win against me so long as you remain bound by your reliance on facts and rationality :)
[01:11:59] <BadCoderFinger> Heh! I concede I cannot win on emotional grounds.
[01:12:16] <BadCoderFinger> Too much Irish in my ancestry, heh!
[01:12:20] <SpallsHurgenson> emotions? bah! I'm grounded in the philosphy of nonsense and surrealism!
[01:12:48] <BadCoderFinger> We start losing arguments, it's either fight time, or beer time. And I'm a nonviolent sort, so that means beer time.
[01:13:29] <BadCoderFinger> Nonsense and surrealism? I also have a copy of the text of the SubGenius! Long live J. R. "Bob" Dobbs!
[01:13:34] * SpallsHurgenson merely reshapes his reality to match his own assumptions, so I never lose :)
[01:15:02] <BadCoderFinger> That's a cool reality. Your ideas intrigue me, and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
[01:15:51] <SpallsHurgenson> hey, get your own reality! this one is mine!
[01:16:23] <BadCoderFinger> Oh come on! I know there's beer in there! Share the beer!
[01:16:51] <SpallsHurgenson> I raised this universe from a little pup. I'm very protective of it
[01:17:20] <mythterj> Bah! Its all in your head.
[01:17:49] <SpallsHurgenson> well, of course. where else would I keep reality?
[01:18:18] <BadCoderFinger> Heh!
[01:18:37] <mythterj> In the beer fridge, where it belongs.... Reminds me, its Beer O'clock on the west coast.
[01:18:56] <BadCoderFinger> Yep, in MST as well.
[01:19:12] <SpallsHurgenson> all coasts are west, depending on your point of view
[01:19:32] <SpallsHurgenson> therefore all times are beer o'clock. :)
[01:19:39] <SpallsHurgenson> more logic!
[01:20:01] * BadCoderFinger goes to write this down.
[01:20:15] <BadCoderFinger> "The Spalls Hurgenson Codex"
[01:20:20] <BadCoderFinger> It'll sell a mint!
[01:20:34] <SpallsHurgenson> actually... maybe it should be "all coasts are wests etc." "there are coasts all across the world" "therefore etc"
[01:20:53] <BadCoderFinger> Now that would be a sorites.
[01:22:26] <SpallsHurgenson> you bet your ass that's so rite! :)
[01:22:42] * BadCoderFinger 's head explodes.
[01:22:49] <BadCoderFinger> Heh!
[01:25:09] <SpallsHurgenson> alright... time to start droppin' some URLs to help fill up the soy-queue
[01:25:32] <SpallsHurgenson> http://betanews.com (and here I thought windows phone was killing windows phone)
[01:25:33] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Developers are killing Windows Phone
[01:26:48] <BadCoderFinger> Isn't Microsoft killing the windows phone?
[01:27:05] <SpallsHurgenson> technically, Microsoft is a developer :)
[01:27:51] <BadCoderFinger> According to Steve Ballmer, Microsoft is four developers.
[01:29:30] <SpallsHurgenson> https://www.youtube.com
[01:29:30] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Developers - YouTube
[01:30:33] <BadCoderFinger> Heh!
[01:31:51] <SpallsHurgenson> I'd be afraid that song might get stuck in my head, except I'm pretty sure I won't be able to memorize the lyrics :)
[01:33:52] <BadCoderFinger> Just find a Justin Bieber video, or something. That'll kick Ballmer right out of your head!
[01:34:08] * BadCoderFinger gets a little bit sick just saying that joke.
[01:38:05] <SpallsHurgenson> there's nothing wrong with a little bieber fever
[01:38:24] * BadCoderFinger gets a bit more sick.
[01:49:12] <SpallsHurgenson> well, I think we all know who isn't getting to my next Bieber Dance Party
[01:51:42] <BadCoderFinger> I might have to skip that one, sorry.
[02:00:14] <SpallsHurgenson> alright, get ready: time for another url
[02:00:36] <SpallsHurgenson> http://www.engadget.com I missed the bit when apple was the least bit exciting
[02:00:37] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03When did Apple become the boring one?
[02:10:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Healthcare.gov Sends Personal Data to Doubleclick et al - http://sylnt.us - hear's-looking-at-you
[02:14:06] <SpallsHurgenson> "hear's" ? :)
[02:19:47] <chromas> Bender needs his hering checked
[02:19:57] * BadCoderFinger mourns the decline and fall of the English language.
[02:23:43] <JamesNZ> RIP.
[02:28:00] <SpallsHurgenson> that's why me is speaking American
[02:29:52] <SpallsHurgenson> sorry, me AM speaking :)
[02:31:09] <BadCoderFinger> Heh!
[02:38:03] <SpallsHurgenson> http://www.theonion.com
[02:38:03] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Nation’s Historians Warn The Past Is Expanding At Alarming Rate | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
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[03:10:55] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v Bytram|away] by juggler
[03:11:20] <SpallsHurgenson> for all that it is incredibly schmaltzy and saccharine, and Robin Williams was terribly miscast as the main character, "Bicentennial Man" is a wonderfully accurate homage to the original Asimov short story
[03:11:36] <Konomi> yup
[03:11:40] <Konomi> underated film
[03:11:42] <SpallsHurgenson> it's a shame it was overlooked and "I, Robot" got all the attention
[03:12:02] <Konomi> not enough pew pew edgeness and explosions
[03:12:06] <Konomi> too much actual life stuff
[03:12:56] <SpallsHurgenson> and Spielberg's "A.I." is basically the same story with more schmaltz, stupider characters and a bigger budget
[03:15:10] <SpallsHurgenson> it surprises me this movie was ever made, though. I can't help but feel somebody (Chris Columbus? Robin Williams?) was a huge Asimov fan and pushed it through despite the fact it was so obviously gonna flop
[03:20:40] <Konomi> someone had to have
[03:20:44] <Konomi> it's a wonderful movie
[03:21:02] <Konomi> but like I said it has too many "Oh no I have to think" moments for a lot of people I imagine
[03:21:26] <Konomi> also I cried >.<
[03:21:30] <Konomi> movie is a tear jerker
[03:21:36] <SpallsHurgenson> heh, there's no Twin Towers in view when the robot goes to visit NYC... the movie was made in 1999? How did they know? CONSPIRACY!
[03:22:08] <chromas> Are you sure? Maybe they Lucassed it
[03:22:43] <SpallsHurgenson> the movie cost $100 mill and made $87 mill... I don't think they would bother :)
[03:31:10] <SpallsHurgenson> no wonder Robin Williams was such a funny guy... he saw the future and had to keep laughing to keep from crying!
[03:35:54] <SpallsHurgenson> http://www.pastemagazine.com
[03:35:55] <Hedonismbot> ^ 0310 Videogame Writing Trends That Need to Die :: Games :: Lists :: Paste
[03:37:35] <chromas> He wouldn’t last a morning in a network TV writers’ room.
[03:37:43] <chromas> Someone hasn't seen a tv soap opera
[03:38:01] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[03:40:17] <BadCoderFinger> Any vim fans?
[03:40:42] <Bytram> sry - emacs fan, here.
[03:41:05] <BadCoderFinger> Hey Bytram
[03:41:37] <Bytram> BadCoderFinger: what's happening?
[03:41:38] <SpallsHurgenson> edlin 4eva
[03:41:43] <Bytram> LOL!
[03:41:58] <BadCoderFinger> Spalls wins. His prize is one internet.
[03:41:59] * Bytram actually moved to emacs after learning TECO
[03:43:10] <Bytram> I think that was back in '80 or '81
[03:43:12] <SpallsHurgenson> that's the second Internet I've won in this channel. I don't know if have the room
[03:43:56] <Bytram> just use ZFS and it will dedupe it for you.
[03:43:59] <BadCoderFinger> You'll need a small black box, with a blinking LED on the top.
[03:44:21] <SpallsHurgenson> somebody is a fan of britcoms
[03:44:23] <Bytram> and with a nice, red LED countdown timer
[03:45:00] <Bytram> chromas: hey there! I gots a question for you about your Hedonism bot...
[03:45:35] <chromas> Did it blow up?
[03:45:47] <Bytram> nah, it's working fine, last I knew
[03:45:49] <BadCoderFinger> SpallsHurgenson: Yes, yes I am.
[03:46:12] <Bytram> was wondering if it's code could be used in Bender?
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[03:46:45] <chromas> Not really; it's written in pascal
[03:46:54] <Ethanol-fueled> pacal?!
[03:46:57] <chromas> though I guess it could be used for 'inspiration'
[03:46:58] <SpallsHurgenson> ooh, pay attention everybody; we may be witnessing bot-sex soon!
[03:46:59] <Bytram> what I'm thinking is that Bender is now doing duty in #rss-bot but when it posts a link for a story, it comes out with the "raw" link.
[03:47:38] <Bytram> what I mean is, if I follow the given link, there's often one or more 301s before it finally gets to the *real* destination.
[03:48:10] <Bytram> I see that Hedonismbot knows how to follow those links and show only the final destination
[03:48:30] <Bytram> was hoping there was some way that your Hedonismbot's code could be merged into Bender
[03:48:33] <Bytram> your thoughs?
[03:48:40] <Bytram> your thoughts?
[03:48:41] <chromas> Yeah. Hedonismbot just uses curl and checks for a 3xx code and loops until it gets another number
[03:49:08] <chromas> up to 6 or so redirects I think
[03:49:25] <Bytram> I've written something similar but it is a nasty mix of windows batch files, AWK, and curl.
[03:50:21] <Bytram> I should prolly put it all within AWK (fun with CMD.EXE thinking that the "&" in URL parameters is actaully a command separator.)
[03:50:24] <Bytram> :P
[03:50:46] <Bytram> how "clean" is your code?
[03:50:47] <ciri> doing great here
[03:50:50] <chromas> isn't Bender python?
[03:51:02] <Bytram> I have absolutely NO idea.
[03:51:04] <chromas> dirty. terribly needs a rewrite but yawn
[03:51:36] <Bytram> It works; don't want to fix it. Right?
[03:51:55] <chromas> https://github.com
[03:51:56] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03pas/url_title4.pas at master · chromatos/pas · GitHub
[03:52:18] * Bytram clicks the link and goes to take a look
[03:52:18] <chromas> actually that may need an update; oh well
[03:52:38] <chromas> I started a rewrite but then I decided to learn c++ instead
[03:53:18] * Bytram hasn't looked at pascal code in, let's see... decades?
[03:53:27] <chromas> It shells to curl so there's probably some sort of security hole right there :)
[03:53:28] <Bytram> has it been THAT long? Yikes!
[03:55:25] * chromas waits for Bytram to pass out the Wether's Originals
[03:55:42] <Bytram> LOL: [isXMLish] !!!
[03:55:51] <Bytram> (at line 98)
[03:56:38] <Bytram> Lines 109: result:= isTooRedirectish
[03:56:42] <Bytram> LOL!!!!
[03:57:19] <chromas> Line 88 has the 30x redirect check
[03:57:33] <Bytram> Your code is better than mine; I don't even bother checking the mimetype, and I'm not sure that I even check for too many redirects.
[03:58:39] <chromas> I figured if I didn't, then someone here would demonstrate why I should :D
[03:59:06] <Bytram> ah, my friend, too true, too true!
[04:02:50] <Bytram> chromas: your code is not that bad -- has a certain flair about it while being well documented.
[04:02:55] <Konomi> first time I've seen pascal ;p
[04:03:09] <Konomi> doesn't look too bad
[04:03:16] <chromas> Thanks :)
[04:03:32] <chromas> Konomi: it's got superficial similarities to C and stuff
[04:03:40] <Bytram> my intro was back in '78 -- actually coded it professionally in '85 or so.
[04:04:22] <Bytram> pascal has some 'quirks' but the strong typing, once I got used to it, was pretty nice!
[04:04:44] <Bytram> back then, thee was a saying that I took to heart.
[04:05:13] <chromas> Did you use Borland or Apple style pascal? Or something else?
[04:05:16] <Bytram> It is possible to make something so complicated that there are no obvious defects, or so simple that there are obviously no defects.
[04:05:31] <Bytram> the former being "PL/I" and the latter being "Pascal"
[04:05:40] <Bytram> something else...
[04:05:55] <Bytram> first time was on a PDP-11
[04:05:57] <chromas> I'ven't used PL/I or any of the older stuff
[04:06:31] <Bytram> next time was on an IBM mainframe with a compiler that one of the profs had adapted to run on our system. but only sort of worked correctly.
[04:06:58] <Bytram> The compiler would, on frequent occasions, crash when given *valid* source code.
[04:07:22] <Bytram> So, I'd have to rewrite my programming assignment using some other construct to get past the compiler bugs.
[04:07:31] <Bytram> Very. Not. Fun.
[04:08:05] <Bytram> Then the last time was on another IBM system; I think it was under MVS but it's hard to remember, it has been so long.
[04:09:45] <Bytram> I may have had an exposure to using UCSD Pascal which created p-code which in turn was interpreted. If I had to say, it was prolly on an LSI-11 computer -- more of a shrunken PDP-11 than anything else.
[04:10:17] <Bytram> for some reason LSI-11/34 comes to mind.
[04:10:38] <Bytram> that was back when system RAM was still measured in K-Bytes!
[04:11:06] <Bytram> ahhhh, thanks for bringing back old memories.
[04:11:48] <Bytram> I also had a contract once at Stratus computer -- they were the ones whose computers would not crash.
[04:11:56] <Bytram> double duplicate everything.
[04:12:09] <Bytram> they had an automated teest harness they wanted to extend and cleanup.
[04:12:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - edge.org's Question of the Year: "What Do You Think About Machines That Think?" - http://sylnt.us - dreaming-of-electric-sheep?
[04:12:34] <Bytram> A full test of all their OS code across all their platforms would take well over 10 hours.
[04:13:19] <Bytram> It was written in PL/I and my only prior exposure was that it was one of 4 languages covered in a one-semester programming languages class.
[04:13:25] <Bytram> that, and I'd done some fortran programming.
[04:14:17] <Bytram> when I was done with it (about 6 months' work) the 10 hour system test completed in about 2 hours.
[04:14:24] <Bytram> =)
[04:14:53] <Bytram> Oh. And I refactored the whole bloody thing while I was at it!
[04:15:14] <BadCoderFinger> The bane of my existence: Other people's code!
[04:15:22] <chromas> Good work. Sounds like they need to pull you into slash dev :D
[04:15:38] <Bytram> look at it this way: Job Security! Cleaning up other's messes.
[04:15:58] <Bytram> I'd *love* to but my box is too small and slow.
[04:16:22] <Bytram> My internet connection is pretty slow too, but that's tolerable.
[04:16:32] <BadCoderFinger> Usually, my experiences are hearing things like this: "But our framework has been working great for years, it doesn't matter how many layers of abstraction we've piled on!"
[04:16:55] <Bytram> But getting a VM running on a windows box that has barely 1.25 GB of RAM and only 3GB of 80GB free on its hard disk? Not gonna happen.
[04:17:00] <chromas> We need a framework-abstracting framework
[04:17:14] * Bytram starts gather 2x4s
[04:17:18] * Bytram starts gathering 2x4s
[04:17:19] <BadCoderFinger> s/abstraction/obfuscation/
[04:17:19] <SedNotABot> <BadCoderFinger> Usually, my experiences are hearing things like this: "But our framework has been working great for years, it doesn't matter how many layers of obfuscation we've piled on!"
[04:17:24] <chromas> Maybe you can get a shell on dev.sn
[04:17:35] <chromas> run a vm on a vm
[04:18:01] <Bytram> I've got that, but then I've slow comms to/from me and it.
[04:18:12] <Bytram> s/slow/got slow/
[04:18:12] <SedNotABot> <Bytram> I've got that, but then I've got slow comms to/from me and it.
[04:18:59] <Bytram> I need to pull the VM down to my machine and do it all local.
[04:19:30] <Bytram> my internet connection is generally about 25-50 KB/sec
[04:19:56] <Bytram> toss in Thunderbird and HexChat as well as a browser... you get the picture.
[04:20:32] <Ethanol-fueled> FUCK IM DRUNK
[04:20:56] <Bytram> sure helps that I've tested a couple compilers and operating systems, so I can visualize where the bottlenecks are and plan my activities to maximize throughput.
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[04:21:32] <Ethanol-fueled> oH yEAH, THE stinkfoot
[04:21:49] * Bytram belatedly waved bye-bye to spalls
[04:22:28] * Bytram notices there are only 3 stories queued up to go out; heads off to see what he can move out of submissions
[04:22:46] <chromas> oh yeah
[04:22:52] * chromas also looks for something to poke in
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[04:24:00] * Bytram has been busy on the editorial front lately; had 7 stories on 1/22 and already has 3 going out on 1/23 (UTC)
[04:24:29] * Bytram goes to see what gewg_ has for us today
[04:26:00] * Bytram reasonably level-headed... nice!
[04:29:54] * Bytram gives it one more look-see
[04:31:59] <Bytram> and that one's in the can!
[04:32:38] <Bytram> Wow! That was a quick one -- only took about 10 minutes to review, edit, and proofread!
[04:41:10] <Ethanol-fueled> suck my deicck\
[04:42:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "Living Fossil" Frilled Shark Caught Off Australia - http://sylnt.us - escape-from-jurassic-park
[04:42:55] <Ethanol-fueled> ASSHOLES
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[04:51:21] <Bytram> and that's another one that's ready to roll.
[04:51:26] <Bytram> and I'm ready for bed...
[04:51:31] <Bytram> g'night everyone!
[04:51:35] <Konomi> night
[04:51:45] <arti> nite nite
[04:51:45] <ciri> see yea later arti
[04:51:50] * arti pets ciri
[04:52:05] <Bytram> oh my! Look at all of you!
[04:52:05] <arti> 8ball are hats a thing?
[04:52:06] <ciri> arti, I wouldn't know anything about that.
[04:52:22] <Bytram> Hey, afore I go... anyone up for a bit of a puzzle?
[04:52:28] <arti> we usually wait for you to leave
[04:52:40] * Bytram is NOT here!
[04:52:47] <arti> :)
[04:52:52] Bytram is now known as BytramIsNotHere
[04:52:55] <BytramIsNotHere> see?
[04:53:01] <BytramIsNotHere> =)
[04:53:19] <arti> indeed
[04:53:25] <Konomi> can tell you're not here
[04:53:27] <arti> so you have really good bandwidth utilization
[04:53:29] <Konomi> it says it on your placeholder
[04:53:35] <arti> seen bytram
[04:53:39] <arti> !seen bytram
[04:53:40] <ciri> I found 27 matches to your query. Here are the 5 most recent (sorted): BytramIsNotHere Bytram Bytram|away SoundsOfSoylents {v}_00_{v}. BytramIsNotHere (~pc@Soylent/Staff/Developer/martyb) was last seen changing nicks from Bytram on #soylent only 47 seconds ago. BytramIsNotHere is still there.
[04:53:45] <BytramIsNotHere> anyway, you know the game where you take one word, change a single letter, and that forms a new word, and you channge a single letter that forms yet another, valid word and so on.
[04:53:58] <arti> yes
[04:54:19] <BytramIsNotHere> the challenge is to start with one word and end up with a final word performing only a single letter substitution at each step, and each intermediary is also a valid word?
[04:54:40] <BytramIsNotHere> well, I'm trying to do that with TLAs (Three Letter Acronyms)
[04:54:57] <arti> this sounds like a programming task
[04:55:00] <BytramIsNotHere> I'm *almost* there, but am kind of cheating on the last "hop"
[04:55:11] <BytramIsNotHere> take a look at: DNA-SNA-SLA-TLA-TBA-NBA-NBC-NEC-SEC-SEO-GEO-GMO
[04:55:23] <arti> you could even make genres thematically
[04:55:50] <arti> could do it with airports
[04:56:00] <BytramIsNotHere> every single one of those is an actual acronym *except* for the "GEO"
[04:56:19] <BytramIsNotHere> It's the name of a line of cars that GM put out in the 80s/90s(?)
[04:56:34] <BytramIsNotHere> but is not a well-known *acronym*
[04:57:05] <BytramIsNotHere> so, any suggestions on how I can go from "SEO" to "GMO" ??
[04:57:19] <BytramIsNotHere> bonus points awarded if you can work in "ELO" !!!!
[04:57:28] <chromas> popularize GEO as an acronym
[04:57:38] <BytramIsNotHere> Brilliant!!!!!
[04:57:40] <arti> Getting Everyone Out
[04:57:42] <BytramIsNotHere> ROFL!
[04:57:45] <chromas> there's LEO
[04:58:05] <Konomi> https://imgur.com
[04:58:06] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03My DIY USB DAC - Imgur
[04:58:07] <BytramIsNotHere> so, SEO-LEO and then...
[04:58:20] <arti> DEO
[04:58:29] <BytramIsNotHere> wazzat?
[04:58:50] <BytramIsNotHere> need to change a different letter position each time, too.
[04:59:08] <arti> lol
[04:59:08] <ciri> lol that's funny!
[04:59:35] <arti> http://imgur.com
[04:59:36] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03This is just some of the $50,000 in damages allegedly caused by members of a U of M frat at a Michigan ski resort last weekend - Imgur
[04:59:36] <BytramIsNotHere> that would be a nice one to work in, too! LOL!
[05:01:32] <BytramIsNotHere> DNA-SNA-SLA-TLA-TBA-NBA-NBC-NEC-SEC-SEO-***-***-***-GMO
[05:02:09] <BytramIsNotHere> DNA-SNA-SLA-TLA-TBA-NBA-NBC-NEC-SEC-SEO-**O-***-***-GMO
[05:02:39] <BytramIsNotHere> DNA-SNA-SLA-TLA-TBA-NBA-NBC-NEC-SEC-SEO-SCO-***-***-GMO
[05:02:51] <BytramIsNotHere> DNA-SNA-SLA-TLA-TBA-NBA-NBC-NEC-SEC-SEO-SCO-TCO-***-GMO
[05:03:15] <chromas> definitely sounds like something for a bot to handle
[05:03:25] <BytramIsNotHere> DNA-SNA-SLA-TLA-TBA-NBA-NBC-NEC-SEC-SEO-SCO-TCO-***-***-GMO
[05:03:38] <BytramIsNotHere> yeah, but where do you populate its dictionary from?
[05:03:56] <chromas> #Soylent
[05:04:00] <arti> this is where wordpress comes into play
[05:04:06] <arti> billions and billions of linked pages
[05:04:31] <arti> the server will hum to star like temps
[05:10:52] <BytramIsNotHere> DNA-SNA-SLA-TLA-TBA-NBA-NBC-NEC-SEC-SEO-SCO-***-***-GMO
[05:11:00] <BytramIsNotHere> DNA-SNA-SLA-TLA-TBA-NBA-NBC-NEC-SEC-SEO-SCO-TCO-***-GMO
[05:11:15] <BytramIsNotHere> DNA-SNA-SLA-TLA-TBA-NBA-NBC-NEC-SEC-SEO-SCO-TCO-***-***-GMO
[05:11:40] <BytramIsNotHere> DNA-SNA-SLA-TLA-TBA-NBA-NBC-NEC-SEC-SEO-SCO-TCO-TC*-***-GMO
[05:11:46] <BytramIsNotHere> DNA-SNA-SLA-TLA-TBA-NBA-NBC-NEC-SEC-SEO-SCO-TCO-T*O-***-GMO
[05:13:38] <BytramIsNotHere> DNA-SNA-SLA-TLA-TBA-NBA-NBC-NEC-SEC-SEO-SCO-TCO-TMO-GMO
[05:15:09] <BytramIsNotHere> http://www.acronymfinder.com
[05:15:10] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03TMO - Definition by AcronymFinder
[05:16:49] <BytramIsNotHere> T-Mobile / Take Me Out / The Matrix Online (game) / That's My Opinion
[05:17:04] <BytramIsNotHere> Got it!! =)
[05:17:22] <BytramIsNotHere> and with that, I'm goin to hit the hay.
[05:19:23] <BytramIsNotHere> DNA->SNA->SLA->TLA->TBA->NBA->NBC->NEC->SEC->SEO->SCO->TCO->TMO->GMO
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[06:44:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Battery Problems and Solutions for Hawaii Solar Power - http://sylnt.us - bright-ideas
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[07:00:51] <Konomi> http://hideyourarms.com
[07:01:14] <crutchy> http://www.news.com.au
[07:01:16] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03David Hicks: United States admits convicted terrorist is innocent, lawyer Stephen Kenny says
[07:02:13] <crutchy> "oh... uh... sorry about that 'mate'... here's a donut for your trouble"
[07:02:36] <Konomi> freedums he didn't get em
[07:03:29] <Konomi> http://www.theguardian.com
[07:03:29] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Tony Abbott says cutting penalty rates will create jobs, but voters disagree | Australia news | The Guardian
[07:03:34] <Konomi> I bet...
[07:03:53] <crutchy> it will actually create jobs though
[07:04:01] <crutchy> voters are stupid
[07:04:57] <crutchy> same as lowering the minimum wage will create jobs
[07:05:33] <Konomi> well it's always going to create jobs
[07:05:38] <Konomi> how many and the quality is debatable though
[07:05:39] <ciri> how how brown cow
[07:05:53] <crutchy> plenty. and menial
[07:05:57] <Konomi> just like having everyone having to ear 2 dollars an hour ;p
[07:06:00] <ar> it just makes poor people poorer
[07:06:01] <Konomi> earn*
[07:06:02] <crutchy> but thats kinda the point
[07:06:06] <Konomi> ar: more than likely
[07:06:19] <crutchy> minimum wage jobs are menial anyway
[07:06:37] <crutchy> ar, it doesn't
[07:06:58] <crutchy> progressive retards just want you to believe it does
[07:07:13] <Konomi> you have the studies to back that statement up right ;p
[07:08:01] <crutchy> what's worse? low paying job where you develop some on the job skills and move up the ladder, or no job at all?
[07:08:35] <Konomi> that implies that everyone can move up said ladder
[07:08:44] <ar> crutchy: it does if there's substantial unemployment "agree to pay reduction or get fired. there are others waiting for your job"
[07:08:57] <crutchy> well you sure as hell can't move up the ladder if you have no job
[07:09:12] <Konomi> well you sure as hell can't have everyone move up that ladder!
[07:09:13] <Konomi> ;p
[07:09:25] <crutchy> ar, if that's the case then you're already overpaid and at risk
[07:10:16] <crutchy> konomi, opportunities come to those who work for them
[07:10:18] <Konomi> we just need to get more ladders
[07:10:23] <Konomi> have them move up in parellel
[07:10:28] <ar> moving most of the menial jobs to robots/automation systems *and* going with the "basic income" thing would solve the problem
[07:10:36] * Konomi agrees
[07:10:53] <Konomi> not going to happen though imo
[07:10:59] <Konomi> too mayn greedy people in high places
[07:11:06] <crutchy> soviet union already proved it doesnt work
[07:11:07] <ar> we're not (yet) at the technological and sociological level to do that
[07:11:14] <Konomi> will probably need some wide spread riots on a global scale that are unignorable for that
[07:11:27] <crutchy> socialism sucks
[07:12:23] <Konomi> I'll just leave this here https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com
[07:12:24] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Thou shalt not commit logical fallacies
[07:13:20] <ar> crutchy: the alternative - killing people as we need less population to keep up the technological advancements and and robots doing the menial jobs - is worse
[07:13:22] <crutchy> the profit motive is what made america an industrial powerhouse... right before the john keyes came along and began the process of fucking it all up
[07:13:40] <crutchy> killing people has nothing to do with capitalism dude
[07:13:50] <ar> it effectively does
[07:13:52] <Konomi> captitalism the one and only way (tm)
[07:14:08] <crutchy> in the 60's you would have thought computers were going to take everyone's jobs
[07:14:20] <ar> and we're slowly getting there
[07:14:28] <crutchy> not really
[07:14:32] <ar> yes really
[07:14:35] <crutchy> new jobs get invented all the time
[07:14:48] <Konomi> https://www.youtube.com
[07:14:48] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03captain capitalism - YouTube
[07:14:50] <Konomi> den den den
[07:14:50] <ar> only until we invent AI
[07:15:10] <crutchy> someone will have to fight the AI... new jobs :D
[07:15:20] <ar> not really.
[07:15:40] <crutchy> we'll have to agree to disagree then :p
[07:15:52] <ar> https://pbs.twimg.com
[07:16:02] <Konomi> 100,000 dollar human or 10,000 AI robot
[07:16:04] <Konomi> choice choices
[07:16:28] <crutchy> robots have been replacing humans for over a century
[07:17:01] <crutchy> innovation drives job creation, not government welfarism
[07:17:05] <Konomi> ar: ha I love that image xD
[07:18:11] <Konomi> "I don't get this at all" "No one born after 1982 will either"
[07:18:14] <Konomi> \o/
[07:23:22] <crutchy> s/keyes/keynes/
[07:24:17] <crutchy> that guy was such a socialist duchebag
[07:25:12] <crutchy> someday he'll be seen as the modern-day hitler
[07:28:08] <crutchy> http://www.keynesatharvard.org
[07:28:08] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Keynes at Harvard - Chapter 10
[07:36:21] <Popeidol> except by that point he'll presumably be a historical hitler
[07:37:24] <Popeidol> or maybe hitler will come to be seen as some kind of proto-keynes
[07:37:32] <crutchy> http://imgur.com
[07:37:32] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03My cat has a penis on his face - Imgur
[07:53:37] * crutchy finally has a new air conditioner yay!
[07:54:14] <crutchy> ok still don't have any working lights in the roof, but that's a bigger problem that might need more time
[07:56:13] <chromas> for your helicopter?
[08:11:40] <Konomi> https://www.youtube.com
[08:11:41] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03PBS American Experience 2015 Klansville U S A HD - YouTube
[08:15:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Drops Three OS X Zero-day Exploit Reports on Apple - http://sylnt.us - bbbbut-all-the-unit-tests-passed!
[08:24:28] <arti> http://imgur.com
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[08:38:07] <crutchy> inspirational: http://imgur.com
[08:38:07] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03My uncle gives the most amazing feet massages and pedicures - Imgur
[08:38:27] <crutchy> dunno wtf it has to do with uncles :/
[08:41:13] <Konomi> cool dad is cool
[08:43:03] <crutchy> hehe: this is even cooler: http://i.imgur.com
[08:43:18] <crutchy> dat ice cold
[08:46:07] <crutchy> this looks kinda cool
[08:46:17] <crutchy> W̱͓̫ͮ͘Ḥ͇̽Yͯ̈́ͦ ͈͇̣N̫̜͛̃̒̽̄͑͗͝Ó̻̲̹ͭͫͮT̗͕̜̬̮͔ͣ̿͂̆͂ͅ ̡Z̸̫̯̞͍̄͋͗ͤ̚Ô͈̬͙̜̙͙̼ͩ̚͡Ȋ͔̙͌͒ͬ͝D̙͙̝̟̱͚͛ͫ̏ͥ͑ͅB̳̯͎̩̥ͨͩ̿E̘͖̲̠̋͂̒R͙̖̺̰̠̭͓͘Ĝ̳̭
[08:46:28] <Konomi> seen both ;p
[08:46:48] <crutchy> i'm a web noob
[08:46:49] <Konomi> the text thing is really annoying when poeple start typing in it ;p
[08:47:22] <crutchy> like this: W̱͓̫ͮ͘Ḥ͇̽Ó̻̲̹ͭͫͮÔ͈̬͙̜̙͙̼ͩ̚͡P W̱͓̫ͮ͘Ḥ͇̽Ó̻̲̹ͭͫͮÔ͈̬͙̜̙͙̼ͩ̚͡P W̱͓̫ͮ͘Ḥ͇̽Ó̻̲̹ͭͫͮÔ͈̬͙̜̙͙̼ͩ̚͡P W̱͓̫ͮ͘Ḥ͇̽Ó̻̲̹ͭͫͮÔ͈̬͙̜̙͙̼ͩ̚͡P
[08:47:24] <crutchy> lol
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[08:58:41] <crutchy> coooooool: http://i.imgur.com
[09:12:38] <crutchy> this is pretty neat too: http://imgur.com
[09:12:38] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03An easier way to learn Morse Code. - Imgur
[09:12:49] <crutchy> i need to escape from imgur :/
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[09:13:20] <chromas> You could create an exec script to mow your lawn
[09:13:57] <crutchy> nah i'm lazy enough as it is
[09:36:27] <crutchy> hehehe can so identify with this guy :D
[09:36:28] <crutchy> http://i.imgur.com
[09:48:48] <crutchy> this is soooo fucking hot: http://imgur.com
[09:48:48] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03How can machining be so sexy all the time - Imgur
[09:49:48] <crutchy> looks like maybe nickel-aluminium-bronze alloy
[09:51:32] * Subsentient found a repulsive video and wants to share it, especially with anyone who's eating
[09:51:33] <chromas> lol; first comment with an image ("not safe for work link")
[09:51:44] <Subsentient> https://www.youtube.com
[09:51:45] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03I've Got Boils - YouTube
[09:51:54] <crutchy> lol "Wow. They went in raw dog."
[09:51:55] <ciri> HEY! don't laugh at me
[09:52:28] <crutchy> aww fuck yeah http://i.imgur.com
[09:52:52] <crutchy> fucking beautiful
[09:52:59] <Subsentient> what is that crutchy ?
[09:53:13] <chromas> not sure what boils have to do with eating
[09:53:18] <crutchy> nc milling tool
[09:53:24] <chromas> unless you're hungry for boils
[09:53:38] <crutchy> oh the yt link
[09:53:40] <crutchy> sorry :p
[09:54:09] <crutchy> ew
[09:54:30] <crutchy> yeah i think i'll stick to machine pr0nz thanks. you can keep your boils :d
[09:56:38] <Subsentient> crutchy: hehe delicious yes?
[09:58:30] <crutchy> why do i kinda associate this one with Konomi? http://imgur.com
[09:58:31] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Could you f***** not? - Imgur
[10:00:20] <Subsentient> !grab crutchy
[10:00:20] <Bender> Added quote 355
[10:00:30] <Subsentient> $sticky save <crutchy> why do i kinda associate this one with Konomi? http://imgur.com
[10:00:30] <aqu4> Sticky saved. It's sticky ID is "12".
[10:00:52] <Konomi> it's not me I'd be trying to claw not ignoring ;p\
[10:01:00] <chromas> aqu4: s/'//
[10:01:00] <SedNotABot> <chromas> <aqu4> Sticky saved. Its sticky ID is "12".
[10:01:01] <Konomi> puppies of doom
[10:01:26] <Konomi> yeah I noticed that english thar ;p
[10:01:30] <Subsentient> chromas: yes, I'll fix that soon enough
[10:01:35] <Subsentient> yeh
[10:01:42] <Konomi> my bios has grammar mistakes in it ._.
[10:01:50] * Subsentient busts up
[10:01:58] * Subsentient 's init system has grammar mistakes in it
[10:02:03] <Konomi> should email toshiba
[10:02:07] <chromas> sometimes their help (when they even bother) is in engrish
[10:02:15] <Konomi> "demanding source code for model xyz bios, you guys can't do english for shit"
[10:02:34] <chromas> "we do for you one time. one time only"
[10:03:38] <Konomi> still owning a computer with a bios
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[10:15:00] <crutchy> best not to use grammar. then people just think you're too.... omg
[10:16:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Wizard of Oz: "Most Significant Movie Ever" Says Northwestern University Study - http://sylnt.us - significant-figures
[10:31:02] <crutchy> ++coffee
[10:31:02] <Hedonismbot> Karma - coffee: 232
[10:38:19] <crutchy> ++coffee
[10:38:19] <Hedonismbot> Karma - coffee: 233
[10:54:08] <Konomi> caffeine++
[10:54:08] <Bender> karma - caffeine: 69
[11:00:52] <Konomi> crutchy: do you code in the heat I find my urge to code just vanishes?
[11:01:59] <crutchy> not very often. not too bad here atm. i've got my ircd code open but i'm trying to figure out a bug
[11:02:23] <crutchy> i think the breeze kept a lot of the horrible heat away
[11:02:24] <Konomi> oh you use local ircd to debug the bot ;p ?
[11:02:30] <Konomi> I just expose poor freenode to mine
[11:02:47] <crutchy> hehe you guys are my alpha testers :D
[11:03:07] <Konomi> I should redo my url parser code
[11:03:22] <Konomi> want to add a fall back parse of the raw stream if all other modules fail
[11:03:23] <Konomi> buuuttt
[11:03:33] <Konomi> I have Supernatural S8 and S9 here
[11:03:42] <Konomi> and I am dieing to know what happens bwahah
[11:03:59] <crutchy> mine uses parse_url, but i need to make it a bit more lenient
[11:04:05] <crutchy> S8 and S9?
[11:04:12] <Konomi> seasons
[11:04:19] <crutchy> omg
[11:04:28] <crutchy> you're as bad as my missus :/
[11:04:46] <Konomi> ;p
[11:05:00] <crutchy> thought atm she's colouring in an elephant :D
[11:06:44] * Konomi waits for ddrescue to iso the dvd
[11:08:48] <Konomi> wow they're doing an s10 of this series too
[11:09:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:09:33] <Bender> karma - coffee: 993
[11:09:36] <Popeidol> it's one of those shows I forgot existed
[11:09:48] <Popeidol> except for spotting a promo every couple of years
[11:10:09] <Popeidol> 'oh they're still making that?'
[11:10:36] <crutchy> oh crap
[11:11:02] <crutchy> i was wondering why i couldn't bind a listening socket to 6667
[11:11:29] <Konomi> did you start it twice ;p
[11:11:29] <crutchy> saw charybdis in the list... another 15 minutes of fucking around with the code
[11:11:37] <Popeidol> your firewall is filtering out possible satanic references
[11:11:37] <crutchy> oh maybe that's it
[11:11:42] <Konomi> crutchy: ...
[11:11:45] <Konomi> sudo netstat -ntp
[11:11:56] <crutchy> i did that
[11:12:01] <crutchy> saw charybdis
[11:12:03] <Konomi> sudo netstat -ntpl
[11:12:18] <crutchy> took me ages to click that it was using the same port :/
[11:12:27] * crutchy dons dunce hat
[11:13:43] <Konomi> you really are a sucker for missing the bleeding obvious sometimes hehe
[11:15:20] <crutchy> i was even thinking at one point "hmm i could prolly uninstall that cos i don't use it"
[11:15:59] <crutchy> followed by "oh well, now what could possibly be locking up this fucking socket bind?"
[11:16:05] <crutchy> :/
[11:16:09] <Konomi> what is it?
[11:16:29] <Konomi> sounds vaugely familar
[11:16:38] <crutchy> what's charybdis?
[11:17:01] <Konomi> yes ~
[11:17:14] <crutchy> * Welcome to the SoylentNews Internet Relay Chat Network crutchy
[11:17:14] <crutchy> * Your host is irc.sylnt.us[50.116.18.95/6697], running version charybdis-3.4.2
[11:17:27] <crutchy> :d
[11:18:32] <Konomi> irc server then
[11:18:35] <Konomi> lol
[11:18:36] <ciri> hehehe
[11:18:45] <Konomi> all my servers show the text in the same window crutchy
[11:18:54] <crutchy> oh
[11:18:56] <Konomi> the chance of me catching am motd or server message at connect is rare
[11:19:00] <crutchy> that must get a bit messy
[11:19:08] <crutchy> yeah
[11:19:08] <Konomi> nah cause I don't pay attention to them
[11:19:14] <Konomi> and neither do most of the irc using community
[11:19:51] <crutchy> only reason why i got interested was cos xlefay's enthusiasm was infectious
[11:20:36] <crutchy> wish i knew where that bugger was
[11:20:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> where what was?
[11:20:56] <Konomi> I sitll don't get why he vanished
[11:21:05] <Konomi> he was so chatty I spent most of my time talking to him when I first came here
[11:21:12] <crutchy> yeah. fiik
[11:21:18] <crutchy> just disappeared
[11:21:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, ya
[11:21:34] <Konomi> he didn't really vanish I guess
[11:21:42] <Konomi> he did tell me he was getting away from the community
[11:21:46] <Konomi> I think it was IRL stuff
[11:22:06] <crutchy> i figured. i didn't wanna push him about it
[11:22:16] <Konomi> same
[11:23:08] <crutchy> haha. remove charybdis and no problems with socket. funny that :d
[11:23:55] <Konomi> I like how you just left a running service on your machine and forgot about it ;p
[11:24:12] <Popeidol> basically all my running services are like that
[11:24:28] <Popeidol> it's like a windows install, at some point it's just faster to wipe and start fresh
[11:24:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> heretic!
[11:24:54] <crutchy> my laptop is connected to the inside router. no ports forwarded
[11:25:08] <crutchy> only dmz is expozered
[11:25:26] <crutchy> between inside and outside routers
[11:25:29] <Konomi> wiping and starting fresh
[11:25:35] <Konomi> did I join freaking #windows ;p ?
[11:25:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> my desktop is the dmz box. i like to live dangerously
[11:25:59] <Popeidol> slight exaggeration, my processes are pretty clean
[11:26:08] <Popeidol> my installed packages, however, are a different matter
[11:26:16] <Konomi> did you dump and decompile them to check how clean they are!?
[11:26:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth
[11:26:22] <crutchy> i keep my package safely stowed
[11:26:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> in the wife's purse, yeah?
[11:26:58] <Konomi> detatchable.... package
[11:26:59] <crutchy> heh. pretty much
[11:27:01] <Konomi> ;p
[11:27:18] <crutchy> i'm a mere male
[11:27:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.youtube.com
[11:27:22] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03King Missile - Detachable Penis - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[11:27:54] <Konomi> figures it would come from a punk song
[11:28:11] <Konomi> "again"
[11:28:24] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[11:28:38] <Konomi> "Honey where is my detatchable...!"
[11:28:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> fear my encyclopedic knowledge of useless facts
[11:28:43] <Konomi> ;p
[11:28:56] <Konomi> I've never heard the song don't recall where I picked up the term
[11:30:22] <Konomi> punk music videos look really hipster by todays standards
[11:30:51] <chromas> Wtf that version is censored
[11:30:59] <Konomi> it is?
[11:31:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, they wanna be cool like punks was but forgot the part where you gotta be cool instead of just look cool.
[11:31:08] <chromas> --:(
[11:31:08] <Hedonismbot> Karma - :(: -1
[11:31:15] <Konomi> but I mist have the uncensored version for my collection
[11:31:34] <Konomi> it's so campy they might get away with it ~
[11:32:10] <Konomi> I love how AU DVDs have the FBI copyright warning
[11:32:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[11:32:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> i love how stop, stop, play will generally get you past the unskippable bits.
[11:33:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> when you don't just say fuck it and pirate it that is.
[11:33:24] <Konomi> I use vlc so you can just hit menu instantly to go to it
[11:33:41] <Konomi> I don't actually own a tv
[11:34:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> i do and i really should hook my desktop up to it one of these days
[11:34:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> i just like my wired keyboard n mouse too much
[11:34:47] <chromas> extra_monitor++
[11:34:47] <Bender> karma - extra_monitor: 1
[11:39:46] <Konomi> I still use a single 16:9 laptop monitor ;p
[11:39:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> ah well, off chasing down the last bug we found so we can finally release this update
[11:41:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> smooth, narrowed it down already
[11:42:43] <chromas> I wonder if we could train a spam filter to pick out relevant stories from a pile of rss feeds
[11:44:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> easy. grep -i systemd
[11:45:05] <chromas> lolctl
[11:45:36] <chromas> uselessd's been on hiatus for while :(
[11:46:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> sadface
[11:47:31] <Konomi> they're probably not going to go anywhere
[11:47:43] <Konomi> most of the forkers/whatever gave me the impression they never coded much
[11:47:50] <Konomi> though
[11:48:05] <Konomi> if you want to hold out hope the guy making various layers for bsd to handle systemd
[11:48:10] <Konomi> did mention he might port them to linux
[11:48:15] <Konomi> he still hasn't done logind yet
[11:48:24] <crutchy> i've got exec spying on the uselessd repo
[11:48:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> ugh, found the bug too early. still at the point in my caffeination cycle where what i found makes little sense.
[11:48:54] <chromas> the uselessd guy isn't really part of the devuan crew as far as I can tell
[11:50:43] * TheMightyBuzzard beats his head against the wall
[11:51:54] <chromas> Just don't beat it off
[11:53:31] <crutchy> !grab chromas
[11:53:31] <Bender> Added quote 356
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[11:57:34] <chromas> apache-- #for narrow columns by default in the directory index
[11:57:34] <Bender> karma - apache: -3
[11:57:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh neat, that loop does exactly nothing except fuck things up.
[11:59:53] <Konomi> best loop
[12:04:04] * TheMightyBuzzard grumbles
[12:04:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> that whole supporting <URL:http://blah.org> bullshit gots to go. it fucks up so much other stuff.
[12:06:13] <Konomi> why is it so bad?
[12:06:30] <chromas> Why is it there?
[12:06:41] <Konomi> whhy whhhhy!?
[12:06:58] * chromas starts poking
[12:07:05] <chromas> Are we there yet?
[12:13:28] <crutchy> why is there a y in why oh why.... please tell me why
[12:15:38] <crutchy> <URL:http://goatse.cx> confuses xchat too
[12:16:07] <crutchy> and Hedonismbot apparently :p
[12:18:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Project Blue Book Collection now Available Online - http://sylnt.us - autographed-by-ET
[12:20:36] <chromas> Hedonismbot-- #broken url detector
[12:20:36] <Bender> karma - hedonismbot: 1
[12:40:37] <Konomi> doesn't confuse my client
[12:41:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> why oh why does strip_html work fine for comments but completely fuck up story text?
[12:57:56] <Azrael> define strip_html A game in which participants name valid HTML5 tags. If they name a deprecated or incorrect tag they have to remove an item of clothing.
[13:04:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> would be decidedly more fun
[13:05:09] <SirFinkus> I have a better idea
[13:05:21] <SirFinkus> both people write a webpage, then they swap the source
[13:05:36] <SirFinkus> then you have to pick out anything incorrect
[13:05:44] <SirFinkus> and run it through the validator
[13:05:55] <SirFinkus> have a limit on how many mistakes you can have
[13:06:06] <SirFinkus> it's more strategic
[13:07:06] <SirFinkus> one item of clothing for each unvalidated error, or you can "call" the other guy's file if you think there are more than 5 errors
[13:07:18] <SirFinkus> in which case they need to remove an item of clothing
[13:15:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, i'm freakin done
[13:23:12] <CoolHand> no fun unless there are female coders methinks..
[13:23:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> or you like the cock.
[13:24:41] <SirFinkus> which is why we should encourage diversity CoolHand, so we can play stripping games with girls at work
[13:26:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.facebook.com
[13:26:08] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Mike Rowe - Timeline Photos | Facebook
[13:29:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> Just in case you hadn't seen a picture of a whale pooping before.
[13:34:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, now that i'm done coding i need something else to do and Dragon Age Inquisition has started crashing exactly every ten minutes on me.
[13:36:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> $seen blackmore
[13:36:17] <aqu4> I'm afraid I don't remember anyone with the nick blackmore, sorry.
[13:36:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> $seen blackmoore
[13:36:22] <aqu4> I last saw blackmoore at 2014-10-24 23:47:52 UTC in #soylent. Their most recent message is "nope can't do this on the new phone"
[13:36:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> 10/24? damn, looks like we lost him
[13:40:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> guess i'll play something else. you lot have fun and don't set anything on fire while i'm gone.
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[15:20:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Steam's Delete-All-Files Bug Has Been Patched - http://sylnt.us - 5-day-turnaround
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[16:21:22] <Bytram> http://feeds.sciencedaily.com
[16:21:23] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03H.E.S.S. finds three extremely luminous gamma-ray sources -- ScienceDaily ( http://www.sciencedaily.com )
[16:21:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Fake Engine Noise is the Auto Industry's Dirty Little Secret - http://sylnt.us - all-sizzle-no-steak
[16:21:46] <Bytram> Vrrrroooom Vrrrrooooooooooom!!!!!
[16:38:36] <Bytram> !uid
[16:38:36] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5024, owned by srp
[16:38:45] <Bytram> ~weather
[16:38:46] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[16:38:50] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[16:38:52] <exec> Weather for Boston, MA, USA - currently 31°F / -1°C, partly cloudy, wind SW at 8 mph, humidity 48% - Friday partly cloudy (28°F-37°F / -2°C-3°C), Saturday snow (28°F-36°F / -2°C-2°C), Sunday partly cloudy (9°F-36°F / -13°C-2°C), Monday chance of snow (10°F-23°F / -12°C--5°C) - source: Google
[16:38:57] <Bytram> coffee++
[16:38:57] <Bender> karma - coffee: 994
[16:39:27] <Bytram> time for a little break... afk
[16:49:45] <Konomi> https://www.youtube.com
[16:49:46] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Hi Fashion - AMAZING (Official Music Video) - YouTube
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[17:43:05] <Konomi> "80% of Americans Support Labelling for Foods "Containing DNA""
[17:43:10] <Konomi> I see a slight issue with this statement
[17:43:24] <Konomi> mainly it being that most food contains freaking dna
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[17:46:25] * Bytram sneaks up behind Konomi
[17:46:38] * Konomi activates anti-gank subroutine
[17:46:39] <Bytram> look at the "dept" line for the story =)
[17:46:54] <Konomi> oh god the horror
[17:47:12] <Bytram> once you've seen one TLA, you've seen them all...
[17:47:42] <Konomi> http://boingboing.net
[17:47:43] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Shuriken multitool - Boing Boing
[17:47:44] <Bytram> and, if you follow along: (1) there was only a single letter changed between each one in the series, and (2) each of them is a valid TLA!
[17:47:47] <Konomi> defense math!
[17:48:12] <Bytram> close...
[17:48:19] <Bytram> defense_math++
[17:48:19] <Bender> karma - defense_math: 1
[17:48:21] <Bytram> =)
[17:49:14] <Bytram> BTW, can you identify every one of the TLAs in that dept line?
[17:49:16] <Bytram> from the DNA->SNA->SLA->TLA->TBA->NBA->NBC->NEC->SEC->SEO->SCO->TCO->TMO->GMO dept.
[17:49:21] <Konomi> I don't really um want to ;p
[17:49:40] * Bytram is waiting for someone on the site to see that and comment on it; suspects he'll be disappointed. :/
[17:50:49] <Bytram> most people don't realize that, among us editors, it's a place where we can exercise some creativity beyond what is reasonable in the story itself... consider it a kind of "easter egg" but in plain sight.
[17:51:47] <Bytram> Konomi: lol!
[17:51:54] <Konomi> my-precious-preciouuusssss
[17:51:56] <Konomi> cough
[17:52:09] * Bytram fumbles for a cough drop to offer to Konomi
[17:54:52] * Bytram comes up empty. sorry!
[17:56:44] <Bytram> but your LoTR reference reminded my of being in high school... there were a few of us "nerds" who hung out in the "computer room" (basically 8 terminals hooked up to a PDP-11 minicomputer which had about 64KB or so of RAM)
[17:57:12] <Bytram> anyway, one of our cadre had read LoTR and the Hobbit and persuaded the rest of us to read it, too.
[17:57:38] <Bytram> In short order we moved on to the Silmarilion (sp?) and then it got interesting.
[17:58:09] <Bytram> Next thing you know, we taught ourselves how to write in elvish with all the curly, flowy text.
[17:58:11] <Konomi> kde devs really starting to get on my f*&king nerves
[17:58:14] <Konomi> https://bugs.kde.org
[17:58:15] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Bug 325172 – kscreenlocker startup is slow and also unlocking
[17:58:21] <Konomi> "The screen locker architecture changed with Plasma 5. The classic screen savers are no longer supported. The 4.x series won't see any further feature development, so this bug report won't be implemented as it doesn't apply to our current version any more."
[17:58:27] <Konomi> "I want to thank you for your bug report and for helping improving the quality of our software and I'm sorry that we were not able to provide a fix before we retired the affected component."
[17:58:29] <Bytram> We used it to exchange notes in class. Teachers could not decipher it!
[17:59:03] <Bytram> "helping improving" ??
[17:59:11] <Bytram> that is NOT a good sign!
[17:59:21] <Konomi> they're basically not going to fix a critical issue with the screen locker I've had for ages
[17:59:28] <Bytram> =(
[17:59:36] <Konomi> as in it's so painfully slow on low end machines cause it seems to have an optimization bug
[17:59:49] <Bytram> fix it until it's broke.
[17:59:57] <Konomi> basically kde3 -> kde4 all over again
[18:00:02] <Bytram> nod nod
[18:00:10] <Konomi> they're just going to kde5 and all the awful bugs kde4 users have to deal with won';t get fixed
[18:00:24] <Konomi> I'll probably switch DEs after kde4 goes redundent
[18:00:28] <Konomi> sick of that attitude
[18:00:35] <Bytram> yuppers on that one!
[18:00:51] <Konomi> I only ended up on kde4 cause I hated gnome2 -> gnome3
[18:01:03] <Konomi> and stuff like MATE wasn't around then
[18:01:17] <Bytram> anydo you have any idea of what DE you'll move to?
[18:01:33] <Konomi> maybe xfce etc
[18:01:39] <Konomi> something more light weight
[18:01:46] <Konomi> won't be gnome that's for sure
[18:02:02] * Bytram notices his windows key occasionally depresses on its own and random keypresses suddenly launch programs...
[18:02:22] * Bytram is now waiting for Sonic digital media app to load :/
[18:02:32] <Bytram> I hear you on THAT one!
[18:02:44] <Bytram> I've heard good things about XFCE - lightweight
[18:04:00] <Konomi> qt based one might be nice though since i use a lot of qt apps
[18:04:42] <Bytram> I've been impressed by what I've read about it... but not sure I've actually used it, myself.
[18:05:00] <Bytram> OTOH, may well have been used to build some apps that I use and I don't even know it!
[18:07:28] * Bytram just finished reviewing all the stories that were in the queue to go out to the site.
[18:07:46] <Bytram> time to get some errands done afore the sun goes down.
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[18:09:06] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: hey there!
[18:09:16] * TheMightyBuzzard waves
[18:09:22] * Bytram hope your headache's passed and you're feeling better!
[18:10:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, got us all squared away for the upgrade as far as bugs go
[18:10:34] <Bytram> glad to hear it!
[18:11:31] <Bytram> it's strange that I've been on vacation this week and have gotten less sleep each night than when I'm working!
[18:11:50] <Bytram> didn't get to bed until about 12:30 this AM.
[18:12:00] <Bytram> and was back up at about 6:30 AM.
[18:12:26] <Konomi> actually if kde4 urks me anymore
[18:12:27] <Konomi> http://lxqt.org
[18:12:27] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03LXQt - The next generation of the Lightweight Desktop Environment
[18:12:29] <Konomi> goong to this
[18:12:34] <Konomi> looks nice
[18:13:17] * Bytram goes to take a look...
[18:13:19] * TheMightyBuzzard nods to Konomi
[18:13:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> lx is nice
[18:13:42] <Konomi> this actually looks a lot like kde4
[18:14:16] <Konomi> TheMightyBuzzard: you missed my rant about kde devs closing a kde4 bug basically saying "haha we're working on kde5 now, screw you"
[18:14:26] <Bytram> if their web site is any indication about how seriously they take performance, I'm impressed!
[18:14:40] <Bytram> loaded really quick on my *slow* connection.
[18:14:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> lx takes performance extremely seriously
[18:15:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> tis their reason for being
[18:15:17] <Konomi> still looks like a modern ui to me
[18:15:20] <Bytram> well how 'bout that?
[18:15:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> Konomi, nice. wonder if pj will let me do that
[18:15:34] <Konomi> I'm glad the merged with lxde but kept razor-qt's look
[18:15:40] <Konomi> lxde lets be honest looked like shit
[18:15:54] <Bytram> I'd never heard of 'em before, and I would have missed out on learning about it if I had left when I intended to a short while ago.
[18:16:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, i dig it
[18:16:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't use a DE for shiny. i just want it to manage wallpaper and deal with taskbars mostly
[18:17:04] <Konomi> neither do I and I liked the win95 look
[18:17:09] <Konomi> I still dislike the lxde look
[18:17:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, aesthetic thing.
[18:17:38] <Bytram> I may have spoke too soon; their JS code pegged my CPU and got the fan a spinning
[18:17:52] <Bytram> as for shiny? Do Not Want!
[18:18:13] <Bytram> computes used to make 'shiny' are computes that I cannot use for what *I* want to do!
[18:18:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> nothin wrong with shiny if you're in the mood for it but it should not be mandatory or even the default
[18:18:35] <Bytram> true true
[18:18:40] <Konomi> heh lxqt already fully implemented qt5
[18:18:58] <Bytram> coffee++
[18:18:59] <Bender> karma - coffee: 995
[18:19:03] <Bytram> !uid
[18:19:04] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5025, owned by vocatus.gate
[18:19:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth
[18:19:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[18:19:07] <Bender> karma - coffee: 996
[18:20:00] * Bytram remembers testing an IBM mainframe and watching the paging indicator count up and wondering what would happen when it overran the 3-digit field
[18:20:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> ever find out?
[18:21:01] <Bytram> had a paging spider racing through memory copying itself from the page before it to the page after it, and then it would branch to that page and copy and ... as fast as the mainframe could do it
[18:21:13] <Bytram> yup
[18:21:18] <Bytram> 999 --> 000
[18:21:23] <Bytram> --> 001
[18:21:23] <Hedonismbot> Karma - >: 0
[18:21:27] <Bytram> LOL
[18:21:59] <Bytram> up until then, no machine had been able to get anywhere close to maxing out the field.
[18:22:16] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders
[18:22:27] <Bytram> this was a prototype that IBM was building; there were only two in existence in the entire world at the time.
[18:23:08] <Bytram> wait a sec... it was a 4-digit field.
[18:23:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> feelin kinda contrary today. may go buy a mess of .223 ammo, put it in thirty round clips, and shoot the hell out of something.
[18:23:39] <Bytram> so, paing maxed out at 1000 4K pages per second, or about 4 MB/sec.
[18:23:48] * Bytram ducks
[18:24:08] <Bytram> is that a varmint load?
[18:24:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, people load
[18:24:19] <Bytram> LOL!
[18:24:47] <Bytram> how do you fit the people in the chanber?
[18:24:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> work okay for deer but it's the round used in ar-15s and m16s
[18:24:59] <Bytram> ok.
[18:25:09] <Bytram> I wonder what I was thinking of.
[18:25:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> 410 maybe
[18:25:37] <Bytram> super high-speed round - very flat trajectory
[18:25:50] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[18:26:08] <Bytram> my dad had one but can't remember the gauge for the life of me
[18:26:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> .223 is only really good out to about 500M
[18:26:41] <Bytram> *only* ??
[18:26:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> which is just as well since i can only hit 50/50 at 300M
[18:26:52] * Bytram can't even throw a rock 100m
[18:27:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas why you need a gun. cause you can't throw rocks that fast or that far.
[18:27:29] <Bytram> using a scope, I assume?
[18:27:40] <Bytram> that would be amazing if it were with iron sights.
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[18:29:16] <Bytram> http://www.forbes.com
[18:29:16] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Study: Can Coffee Reduce The Risk Of Skin Cancer? - Forbes
[18:29:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> 300M? Nah, open sights.
[18:29:27] <Bytram> whoah!
[18:29:44] <Bytram> How big is the bull on the target at that distance?
[18:29:47] <JamesNZ> coffee-- # Propaganda I say!
[18:29:47] <Bender> karma - tea: 370
[18:29:52] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[18:29:52] <Bender> karma - tea: 371
[18:30:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> human-sized silhouette from the waist up or so
[18:30:34] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: and is that shooting offhand? Prone? With sandbags?
[18:30:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> any of the above. i'm actually worse with prone.
[18:31:33] <Bytram> that is very impressive
[18:32:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i'm a mediocre shot. half of my bootcamp class did better.
[18:32:30] * Bytram is trying to visualize something at 300m away
[18:32:38] <Bytram> what branch were you in?
[18:32:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> army
[18:32:45] <Bytram> nod nod
[18:33:11] <Bytram> Thank you for your service.
[18:33:33] <Bytram> volunteer or draft?
[18:33:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> cheers. as i always say, thanks is appreciated and all but thanks and a beer is better.
[18:33:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> hasn't been a draft since viet nam.
[18:34:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> and i'm not quite that old
[18:34:16] <Bytram> hence the question -- had no idea
[18:34:34] <Bytram> so the only draft you'd be interesting in is a draft beer.
[18:34:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> not quite 40 yet.
[18:34:47] <Bytram> ahhh, a youngun
[18:35:06] * Bytram is about halfway through his 50's
[18:35:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> zactly. they couldn't even draft me anymore if they wanted to. prior service AND broke all to hell since i got out.
[18:35:58] <Bytram> well, if it was volunteer, then all the more appreciated! That is NOT something that I could have done.
[18:35:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> score. i been practicing up to be a crotchety old man since my teens.
[18:36:18] * Bytram sees through the facade
[18:36:47] <Bytram> and with that, my not-so-crotchety friend, I really needs to be getting about my day and get some errands done.
[18:36:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> going well. i can sit around complaining about kids and drinking coffee for like 12 hours at a stretch.
[18:37:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> enjoy. feeling a nap myself.
[18:37:21] <Bytram> sounds like a plan!
[18:37:29] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[18:37:38] <Bytram|away> ta ta everyone!
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[18:53:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tumblr Taps its Community to Work with Advertisers - http://sylnt.us - long-demo-reel
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[20:24:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Looking for Some Controversy? Try Noam Chomsky - http://sylnt.us - inherent-grammar
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[21:28:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> naps++
[21:28:36] <Bender> karma - naps: 8
[21:30:49] <chromas> http://ix.io
[21:34:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> who the fuck decided chomsky was news?
[21:35:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> what are we, huffpo now?
[21:46:17] <crutchy> hehe thats a cool url
[21:49:15] <crutchy> damn squatters
[21:49:45] <crutchy> i.io not being used for anything but extortion :/
[21:51:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> really need ei.e.io
[21:55:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The First RISC-V Workshop has Content Online - http://sylnt.us - reduced-complexity
[21:55:51] <crutchy> ~eval echo 'Hello SoylenNews.' | curl -F 'f:1=<-' ix.io
[21:55:52] <exec> % Total % Received % Xferd Average Speed Time Time Time Current
[21:55:52] <exec> Dload Upload Total Spent Left Speed
[21:55:55] <exec> http://ix.io
[21:56:21] <crutchy> hehe i like
[22:00:04] <crutchy> ~eval echo 'chromas is a butt' | curl -F 'f:1=<-' ix.io
[22:00:06] <exec> % Total % Received % Xferd Average Speed Time Time Time Current
[22:00:06] <exec> Dload Upload Total Spent Left Speed
[22:00:08] <exec> http://ix.io
[22:01:07] <crutchy> they must have a 3 letter round robbin thing for anon
[22:02:33] <crutchy> ~eval echo 'ciri is a butt' | curl --silent -F 'f:1=<-' ix.io
[22:02:35] <exec> http://ix.io
[22:18:40] <crutchy> https://www.facebook.com
[22:18:40] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03My Goodness Cakes's Photos - My Goodness Cakes | Facebook
[22:18:55] <crutchy> "Amazing. That cake looks just like a drill." :/
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[22:19:16] <Ethanol-fooled> 'sup
[22:19:25] <crutchy> aye focker!
[22:19:31] <Ethanol-fooled> Hi crutch-dawg.
[22:19:32] <ciri> hi Ethanol-fooled
[22:19:48] <SirFinkus> pink today
[22:19:48] <crutchy> how's the squeeze?
[22:20:32] <crutchy> blue here. usually yellow. new host :p
[22:21:06] <Ethanol-fooled> Like pink socks?
[22:21:38] <Ethanol-fooled> I'm going to pink-sock my girlfriend tonight.
[22:21:52] <Ethanol-fooled> Actually I don't know, today is the anniversary of her mother's death and she told me she may cry.
[22:21:59] <Ethanol-fooled> I'm still gonna try to hit it.
[22:22:28] <Ethanol-fooled> Poor girl. Life's dealt her a lot of shitty hands.
[22:23:03] <crutchy> distraction might be good for her
[22:23:08] <Ethanol-fooled> Yeah.
[22:23:33] <crutchy> hehe. just nabbed i.irc.so subdomain
[22:23:48] <crutchy> freebie but still :)
[22:23:50] <Ethanol-fooled> what oh what will you do with it, crutchy?
[22:23:54] <SirFinkus> naw, you got assigned a pink username
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[22:24:35] <crutchy> dunno. its the shortest one i got. might make a url shortener for irc feeds or summin
[22:25:14] <crutchy> it's as short as the one bender uses :)
[22:26:23] <crutchy> coffee++ # brb
[22:26:23] <Bender> karma - coffee: 997
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[22:47:25] <crutchy> ~gday JamesNZ
[22:47:26] * exec covertly hurls a cold can of coffee++ at JamesNZ
[22:47:38] <crutchy> anything interesting gunna happen 2 hours from now?
[22:48:14] <mechanicjay> ..I'm going to go home from work.
[22:48:20] <mechanicjay> ...that interesting enough for me
[22:48:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm gonna wash dishes
[22:49:00] <crutchy> but JamesNZ is ffrom 2 hours into the future :d
[22:49:25] <chromas> Then from his perspective, it's four hours from now
[22:50:04] <JamesNZ> Hey crutchy :)
[22:50:05] <crutchy> should get some betting tips
[22:50:13] <JamesNZ> crutchy: Yes, lunchtime!
[22:50:43] <crutchy> wow. i had no idea :D
[22:51:00] <JamesNZ> Yeah, well I'm quite far in the future y'know :P
[22:51:48] * crutchy mentally prepares himself for the upcoming cataclysmic event that JamesNZ forewarned about
[22:52:31] <JamesNZ> Pro tip: Stock up on baked beans.
[22:52:51] <crutchy> hmm i guess its almost like an earthquake when my kids come running down the hallway for lunch
[22:53:08] <JamesNZ> Hah :)
[22:53:33] <chromas> almost
[22:53:39] <chromas> must not be in america :D
[22:53:49] <crutchy> is that so i can help stink up the timeline for everyone else?
[22:55:10] <crutchy> got z.cr.rs too. one less character :D
[22:55:33] <crutchy> better change my apache config
[22:55:37] <chromas> Now you can set up vhosts in your apach
[22:55:38] <chromas> e
[22:55:45] <chromas> different site for each domain
[22:57:24] <crutchy> i'll just make a little placeholder for now. gotta find a decent rewrite rule for url shorteners :/
[22:58:29] <chromas> become staff
[22:58:39] <chromas> then you can look at soylent's config :D
[23:00:51] <crutchy> think i found one that might be good enough
[23:13:03] <chromas> "Marisa Miller shows off baby bump, reveals gender"
[23:13:10] <chromas> So it turns out she's a dude?
[23:13:18] <chromas> and pregnant?
[23:14:25] <crutchy> maybe she just showed off her clam to those that thought she was a dude?
[23:15:14] <chromas> http://www.cnet.com
[23:15:14] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Helicopters on Mars: NASA proposes flying eyes for rovers - CNET
[23:15:27] <chromas> did we already have that story? can't remember anymore
[23:19:04] <crutchy> fucking cnet is almost unusable
[23:19:11] * crutchy disables css
[23:19:26] <chromas> looks terrible but still readable with noscript
[23:20:17] <crutchy> ah. maybe i'll try that then :)
[23:21:09] <chromas> http://www.computerworld.com
[23:21:10] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03NASA tests robotic helicopter that would act as Mars scout | Computerworld
[23:21:15] <chromas> this one's better; it's got an animation
[23:22:25] <chromas> 100 times less atmosphere
[23:22:33] <crutchy> sftp++
[23:22:33] <Bender> karma - sftp: 1
[23:22:36] <chromas> -99 earth atmospheres?
[23:22:42] <chromas> sftp++
[23:22:42] <Bender> karma - sftp: 2
[23:27:24] <chromas> heh, itworld has the exact same article and even layout. Must be the same company
[23:29:20] <crutchy> heh. i didn't even have rewrite mod enabled :/
[23:29:33] <crutchy> cnet--
[23:29:33] <Bender> karma - cnet: -1
[23:29:42] <crutchy> poutine--
[23:29:42] <Bender> karma - poutine: -374
[23:29:44] <crutchy> :D
[23:30:23] <chromas> poutine--
[23:30:23] <Bender> karma - poutine: -375
[23:35:14] <crutchy> just dropped the i.irc.so subdomain. might just use z.cr.rs