#Soylent | Logs for 2015-01-20

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[00:08:31] geotti_away is now known as geotti
[00:08:36] <geotti> beer++
[00:08:36] <Bender> karma - beer: 27
[00:08:55] <geotti> how's it hangin'?
[00:11:57] * geotti just found a HAL9000 screensaver for Mac ;) http://halproject.com
[00:11:58] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03The HAL Project - HAL 9000 - Featuring the HAL 9000 Screensaver
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[00:53:11] <SpallsHurgenson> quick, I need $1.35 million (plus shipping)! http://www.theverge.com :)
[00:53:11] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03There's a functional $1 million mech robot for sale on Amazon | The Verge
[00:59:49] <chromas> 3.8 meters tall. I bet it's shipped in a box 6.3 meters tall
[01:04:08] <SpallsHurgenson> all those packing peanuts need a lot of space
[01:07:10] <SpallsHurgenson> it could be worse; they might ship it in a vacuum-formed plastic wrapper; you know, the sort you never can get open :)
[01:13:07] <geotti> beer++ #https://www.klosterbrauerei.com/shop/Produkte/Schwarzer-Abt/68
[01:13:07] <Bender> karma - beer: 28
[01:13:09] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Schwarzer Abt | Online-Bierversand | Klosterbrauerei Neuzelle GmbH
[01:13:27] <geotti> snob++
[01:13:27] <Bender> karma - snob: 1
[01:14:16] <geotti> gourmets++
[01:14:16] <Bender> karma - gourmets: 1
[01:14:23] <geotti> connoiseurs++
[01:14:23] <Bender> karma - connoiseurs: 1
[01:14:37] * SpallsHurgenson poors geotti a Bud lite :)
[01:16:14] <geotti> gallicisms++
[01:16:14] <Bender> karma - gallicisms: 1
[01:16:18] <SpallsHurgenson> erm, pours
[01:16:28] <geotti> that was a freudian slip ;)
[01:16:34] <geotti> bud... pfft
[01:17:04] <SpallsHurgenson> I think it was because I was mentally trying to decide whether Coors or Bud would be more insulting :)
[01:17:29] * geotti guesses that he should be happy that he doesn't know Coors
[01:18:10] * geotti sends SpallsHurgenson a crate of real beer
[01:18:21] <SpallsHurgenson> oooh, Zima! :)
[01:18:52] <geotti> i wonder if that's actually possible
[01:19:34] <geotti> is there a function of t that defines how long a bottle should be left alone so you can open it without everything gushing out?
[01:20:35] <geotti> and is there a function of shipment service that provides an estimate, whether the crate will be a) delivered in mint condition b) destroyed on the way c) drunk by the delivery guy
[01:20:50] <SpallsHurgenson> t=T/(QF)**2
[01:21:16] <geotti> what's QF?
[01:21:40] <chromas> Quantum Fluctuation
[01:21:47] <geotti> hehe
[01:21:53] <geotti> lol (shut up ciri)
[01:21:54] <ciri> now that is funny
[01:21:55] <SpallsHurgenson> t=time, T=temp, Q=Quality, F=Freshness... and I forgot to stick S=stillness somewhere in there :)
[01:22:47] <geotti> so, t ~ 5C/(9*8)^2?
[01:22:55] <geotti> hmm
[01:23:04] <geotti> there's a better one
[01:23:23] <geotti> http://www.beeradvocate.com
[01:23:24] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03König Ludwig Dunkel | Kaltenberg International / König Ludwig International GmbH Co.KG | Fürstenfeldbruck, Germany | BeerAdvocate
[01:24:32] <SpallsHurgenson> we probably need some sort of constant in there too...
[01:27:07] <SpallsHurgenson> perhaps B (sub s) = a constant relating to the shittiness of Budweiser beer :)
[01:27:27] <geotti> or we could have B being the genericness of Becks?
[01:27:57] <SpallsHurgenson> Be (sub g) ?
[01:28:12] <geotti> ge·ner·ic·ness noun - http://www.merriam-webster.com
[01:28:12] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Generic - Definition and More from the Free Merriam-Webster Dictionary
[01:28:13] <geotti> wow
[01:29:25] <geotti> Becks - the most generic a beer can get
[01:29:36] <geotti> becks--
[01:29:36] <Bender> karma - becks: -1
[01:30:28] <SpallsHurgenson> revised formula! t=B(sub s)*(S/(TQ))**2
[01:31:20] <geotti> so, t=logB(sub s) Sqrt((QF)^2/T)
[01:31:33] <geotti> hm
[01:31:48] <geotti> what's the s again?
[01:32:26] <SpallsHurgenson> B(sub s) is a constant for the shittiness of budweiser, S is how shaken (or still) the beer is :)
[01:33:00] <geotti> ok, so we need a limit
[01:33:20] <geotti> as Q approaches B(sub s)
[01:33:42] <SpallsHurgenson> that is requiring me to put more thought into this than I anticipated :)
[01:34:36] <geotti> we could be the first to publish it!
[01:34:54] <geotti> it'd be great PR for SN
[01:35:07] <geotti> then again the preferred drink here is
[01:35:09] <geotti> coffee--
[01:35:09] <Bender> karma - tea: 365
[01:35:14] <geotti> so...
[01:37:01] <SpallsHurgenson> bah, in my day real computer geek drank nothing but Moose piss^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^huntain Dew
[01:38:15] <geotti> everyone knows that nowadays real men drink red bull
[01:38:26] <geotti> s/everyone/while everyone/
[01:38:27] <SedNotABot> <geotti> while everyone knows that nowadays real men drink red bull
[01:38:45] <geotti> (until they're 30-something)
[01:39:03] <geotti> strike that, real programmers code on LSD :D :D :D
[01:39:04] <SpallsHurgenson> if you ain't suckin on a real red bull, you don't count as a real man :)
[01:39:26] <geotti> now that'd be some *real* code
[01:40:17] <geotti> why are we alone here, Spalls?
[01:40:24] <geotti> where is everyone
[01:40:30] <SpallsHurgenson> Australia :)
[01:40:47] <geotti> crutchy is not even in the channel..
[01:40:48] <juggs> You are not alone!
[01:40:49] <geotti> what's happening?
[01:40:53] <geotti> yay!
[01:41:32] <juggs> Not much happening here really - probably should be sleeping really
[01:41:34] <geotti> let's all find and then publish the beer formula, so we get some free pr
[01:41:38] <juggs> too many reallys!
[01:41:49] <SpallsHurgenson> Really?
[01:41:53] <geotti> just don't repeat, repeat
[01:42:29] <SpallsHurgenson> Echo echo echo cho cho o o o o....
[01:42:42] <geotti> so, do we establish that genericness === shittiness?
[01:42:52] <geotti> i'm not sure, since I'd still prefer becks over bud...
[01:44:12] <geotti> or G(sub s)^-1/B(sub s)?
[01:44:49] <SpallsHurgenson> maths is hard! :)
[01:45:40] <geotti> it's just another language, actually
[01:45:47] <geotti> pure logic
[01:45:53] <geotti> (mostly)
[01:46:05] <geotti> unfortunately I'm not fluent
[01:46:58] <geotti> i've been meaning to brush up my category theory along with learning haskell, though
[01:47:35] <geotti> s/brush up/lean the basics of/
[01:47:35] <SedNotABot> <geotti> i've been meaning to lean the basics of my category theory along with learning haskell, though
[01:48:03] * geotti opens a mate to not fall asleep
[01:48:04] <geotti> mate++
[01:48:04] <Bender> karma - mate: 3
[01:48:30] <geotti> crutchy++
[01:48:30] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 123
[01:48:48] <geotti> Bender++
[01:48:48] <Bender> karma - bender: -3
[01:49:52] <geotti> !time
[01:49:52] <Bender> nothing todo for geotti ;]
[01:49:59] <geotti> Bender++
[01:50:00] <Bender> karma - bender: -2
[01:50:19] <geotti> !time PST
[01:50:19] <Bender> nothing todo for geotti ;]
[01:50:33] <SpallsHurgenson> https://nakedsecurity.sophos.com
[01:50:33] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Ouch! Home router security ?bypass? actually means no security AT ALL | Naked Security
[01:53:44] <geotti> hm, yeah that's pretty bad
[01:54:39] * geotti is thankful he was studying during the transition period between WEP and WPA and many routers had a pre-defined wifi-password according to their mac addres (published in the ssid)
[01:54:58] * geotti didn't have to pay for internet for 3 years
[01:55:54] <geotti> then again, when a router was using a custom pass, it wasn't that big of a deal either
[01:55:58] <geotti> rainbow_tables++
[01:55:58] <Bender> karma - rainbow_tables: 1
[01:56:28] * geotti actually updated the firmware of most of them so he could have a secure(r) connection
[01:56:42] <SpallsHurgenson> I hate changing my router password...
[01:56:56] <SpallsHurgenson> well, not so much changing the password but updating the connecting devices to use the new password
[01:57:06] <geotti> just use a strong one from the getgo
[01:57:23] <SpallsHurgenson> typing in 64 random characters on an iOS device is an awful chore
[01:57:45] <geotti> I have 32, that's more than enough
[01:58:15] <SpallsHurgenson> if there's still space in the password field, ot
[01:58:19] * geotti enjoys the looks of his guests when they get that the password length is not a joke
[01:58:20] <SpallsHurgenson> it's not long enough :)
[01:58:55] <geotti> well, use RADIUS then
[01:58:58] <geotti> with certificates
[01:58:58] <SpallsHurgenson> oh, the guest password is short... and access is restricted :)
[01:59:13] * geotti only has guests he trusts... kinda
[01:59:19] <SpallsHurgenson> that doesn't work with the playstation :)
[01:59:25] <geotti> other people are told to use their 3g/4g connection
[01:59:42] <geotti> well, put ps on the guest network then
[01:59:58] <SpallsHurgenson> then I can't stream my music :) :)
[02:00:00] <geotti> weechat++
[02:00:00] <Bender> karma - weechat: 0
[02:00:12] <geotti> hmmm
[02:00:30] <geotti> can't you specify some rules between the vlans?
[02:00:32] <SpallsHurgenson> no, I'll just laboriously type in the uber-password :)
[02:00:57] <geotti> smart people don't look for the easy way out ;)
[02:01:06] <geotti> s/don't/never/
[02:01:07] <SedNotABot> <geotti> smart people never look for the easy way out ;)
[02:01:13] <SpallsHurgenson> playstation is less annoying than ios anyway; sure it uses a gamepad and onscreen keyboard, but at least it doesn't hide the whole freaking password :)
[02:01:35] <SpallsHurgenson> perfection is the enemy of good enough :)
[02:01:44] * geotti prefers perfection over good enough
[02:02:03] <SpallsHurgenson> studies show that people who strive for perfection tend to be less happy and less productive :)
[02:02:28] <geotti> that's ok, they're also called realists ;)
[02:02:48] <geotti> and each time we achieve perfection, the moments are priceless
[02:03:51] <geotti> studies show that people who achieve perfection don't leave a technological debt
[02:03:57] <geotti> hah!
[02:04:07] <geotti> so, anyway
[02:04:09] <geotti> about your router
[02:04:20] <geotti> did you have a look if you can get openwrt on it?
[02:04:41] <geotti> , cause if you can, you can make a guest network and still stream music to your ps
[02:05:20] <geotti> and use a certificate for your other devices
[02:05:39] <geotti> (certificate > 64 random characters0
[02:05:55] <geotti> just some food for thought ;)
[02:13:29] * SpallsHurgenson looks for a thing he saw the other day that he doesn't remember what it was but wants it anyway
[02:16:33] <geotti> things are good, as long as they're not made by samesmung
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[02:31:33] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[02:31:46] <Bytram> !uid
[02:31:47] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5018, owned by ConceptJunkie
[02:32:02] <Bytram> !uid 5017
[02:32:03] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5018, owned by ConceptJunkie
[02:32:10] <geotti> Yay, a new civ: http://www.civilization.com
[02:32:11] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03 ( /en/games/civilization-beyond-earth/ )
[02:32:12] <Bytram> ~weather
[02:32:22] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[02:32:23] <geotti> try ^weather location
[02:32:35] * Konomi launches hound missles
[02:32:59] <Bytram> huh. Uwed to be !weather, then ~weather, and now ^weather ????
[02:33:04] <geotti> or go visit the #weather channel
[02:33:08] <Bytram> ^weather boston
[02:33:10] <geotti> [Boston, Massachusetts] Clear. Temp is 1.4*C but feels like -3*C. WNW wind: 14.3 kph. Humidity: 62%.
[02:33:20] <Konomi> weather underground is nice
[02:33:23] <geotti> tol ya
[02:33:30] <Bytram> nod nod
[02:33:47] <Bytram> is there a way I can ask for that in USian Units?
[02:34:01] <geotti> does not compute
[02:34:17] <geotti> I don't think so, I think I hardcoded that, lemme see
[02:34:25] <Bytram> degrees Fahrenheight and windspeed in Miles per Hour
[02:34:37] <Bytram> s/height/heit/
[02:34:37] <SedNotABot> <Bytram> degrees Fahrenheit and windspeed in Miles per Hour
[02:36:01] <geotti> hardcoded
[02:36:15] <Bytram> np, thanks for looking!
[02:36:36] <Bytram> how is the wether in your neck of the woods?
[02:36:37] <ciri> don't ask me!
[02:36:51] <geotti> it's 3 degrees below freezing point and wind is ~7 mph
[02:36:56] <Bytram> LOL!
[02:37:06] <Bytram> thanks for the translation!
[02:37:11] <Bytram> =)
[02:37:14] <geotti> hehe
[02:37:37] <geotti> i dunno, ask ^weather berlin
[02:37:43] <geotti> the bot ignores me asking myself ;)
[02:37:47] <SpallsHurgenson> http://arstechnica.com
[02:37:48] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Inside New York City’s newest recycling center | Ars Technica
[02:37:52] <Bytram> ^weather berlin
[02:37:53] <geotti> [Berlin, Germany] Clear. Temp is 1*C but feels like -3*C. ESE wind: 13 kph. Humidity: 93%.
[02:38:13] <geotti> so it's the same, except that in 7% humidity, I can go swim outside
[02:38:21] <Bytram> a little more damp, aber ganz egal.
[02:38:47] <geotti> yeah, I'm pretty sure wunderground is lying, cuz the windshield's frozen
[02:39:22] <Bytram> just move it far enough south and you'll be all right!
[02:39:42] <Bytram> ^weather cairo
[02:39:43] <geotti> [Cairo, Egypt] Clear. Temp is 8*C but feels like 7*C. NNE wind: 7 kph. Humidity: 76%.
[02:39:57] <Bytram> ^weather capetown
[02:39:58] <geotti> [Capetown, Botswana] Partly Cloudy. Temp is 19*C. East wind: 9 kph. Humidity: 78%.
[02:40:01] <SpallsHurgenson> ^weather berlin, nh
[02:40:02] <geotti> [Berlin, New Hampshire] Overcast. Temp is -2.6*C but feels like -3*C. NE wind: 3.5 kph. Humidity: 62%.
[02:40:06] <Bytram> there ya go!
[02:40:38] <Bytram> SpallsHurgenson: that's the town with the emphasis on the first syllable, right?
[02:40:43] <Bytram> BER-lin
[02:40:56] <Bytram> and not: ber-LIN
[02:40:59] <SpallsHurgenson> ^weather berlin, el salvador
[02:41:01] <geotti> [Berlin, El Salvador] Clear. Temp is 31*C but feels like 30*C.
[02:41:13] <Bytram> ~weather berlin, ME
[02:41:20] <Bytram> ^weather berlin, ME
[02:41:21] <geotti> [Berlin, Mexico] Clear. Temp is 20*C. NW wind: 15 kph. Humidity: 68%.
[02:41:27] <Bytram> ^weather berlin, Maine
[02:41:28] <geotti> Invalid query. Try again.
[02:41:32] <geotti> omg, IEEE, quo vadis?!
[02:41:40] <geotti> http://spectrum.ieee.org
[02:41:41] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Malware Could Steal Data from iPhones Using Siri - IEEE Spectrum
[02:41:56] <SpallsHurgenson> I don't think there is a berlin in maine
[02:42:05] <geotti> "it only poses a risk to jailbroken iOS devices—those iPhones and iPads in which standard proprietary constraints have been removed, giving the user access to the operating system’s root kit."
[02:42:08] <geotti> root kit my ass
[02:42:21] <SpallsHurgenson> ^weather berlin, south africa
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[02:43:00] <SpallsHurgenson> ooops, did we just flood geotti offline? :)
[02:43:27] <Bytram> http://newenglandtowns.org
[02:43:28] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03BERLIN, Maine • Historic New England ( berlin.html )
[02:43:57] <SpallsHurgenson> you need to update wikipedia then :)
[02:44:54] <SpallsHurgenson> hmmm... or maybe it doesn't exist anymore. that quote is from the New England Gazateer of 1839 :)
[02:44:57] <Bytram> nah, actually READ the wikipedia article... there's a good reason for it.
[02:44:59] <Bytram> LOL!
[02:45:00] <Bytram> =)
[02:45:10] <Konomi> time to read a long section of comments!
[02:45:18] * Konomi reads the first two
[02:45:28] * Konomi eyes began to glaze over, closes tab
[02:45:30] <Konomi> all done
[02:45:30] <Bytram> Konomi: Hi there!
[02:45:32] <Konomi> hey
[02:45:40] <Bytram> whazzup?
[02:46:14] <Konomi> I have a chocolate thick shake and I just watched a youtube explaining 80s catelogs to me
[02:46:16] <Bytram> SpallsHurgenson: according to a note on wikipedia: "As of the 2010 Census,[1] there are no people living in the location."
[02:46:17] <Konomi> so that
[02:46:32] * Bytram just finished dinner, too
[02:47:00] <Bytram> have been taking it easy all day -- needed the break after a very tiring holiday season at work.
[02:47:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - To the Personal Cloud - Recommendations? - http://sylnt.us - stormy-weather
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[02:48:14] <geotti> bah
[02:48:25] <Bytram> geotti: welcome back!
[02:48:34] <geotti> how the hell did I just terminate my tmux session?!
[02:48:46] <geotti> thx Bytram
[02:49:04] <Bytram> maybe you needed to get up and about for a bit? check this out:
[02:49:05] <Bytram> i dunno
[02:49:07] <SpallsHurgenson> I blame Microsoft
[02:49:08] <geotti> and here you thought the last weatherbot left the channel, eh?
[02:49:18] <Bytram> http://www.cbc.ca
[02:49:18] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Sitting for too long can kill you, even if you exercise: study - Business - CBC News
[02:49:37] * geotti doesn't want to read sports propaganda
[02:50:07] <Bytram> geotti: btw, I've been wondering... how DO you pronounce your nick?
[02:50:25] <Bytram> gee - aw - tee ???
[02:50:41] <SpallsHurgenson> it's pronounced "Bill" :)
[02:50:42] <Konomi> sounds marxist to me
[02:50:46] <Konomi> he obviously hates freedom
[02:51:14] <Bytram> SpallsHurgenson: good one! thanks for the laugh!
[02:51:38] <SpallsHurgenson> more good news from Spain: http://www.fudzilla.com
[02:51:41] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Using encryption makes you a terrorist
[02:52:01] <Bytram> no https for you!
[02:52:32] <Bytram> ab uggcf sbe lbh!
[02:53:17] <Konomi> off to jail you rot13 terrorist you
[02:53:36] <Bytram> not bad! that was pretty quick... well done!
[02:53:54] <Konomi> can tell just from looking
[02:54:09] <SpallsHurgenson> especially if they are right next to each other :)
[02:54:28] <Bytram> http://arstechnica.com
[02:54:28] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Sid Meier’s Starships goes beyond Beyond Earth | Ars Technica
[02:54:50] <Bytram> http://arstechnica.com
[02:54:50] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Satellite Internet: meet the hip new investment for Richard Branson, Elon Musk | Ars Technica
[02:54:50] <Konomi> I can always tell just from looking ~
[02:54:54] * Konomi stares at SpallsHurgenson
[02:55:22] SpallsHurgenson is now known as FcnyyfUhetrafba
[02:55:49] Bytram is now known as Olgenz
[02:55:55] <Olgenz> ah! ya beat me to it.
[02:56:12] <Konomi> need to change the whole chat room
[02:56:16] <Konomi> get everyone typing it
[02:56:24] <Konomi> just so when someone joins they are all wtf
[02:56:27] <Konomi> would be priceless
[02:56:56] <juggs> rot13 plugin required me thinks :) Shouldn't be hard to do
[02:56:56] <Olgenz> would just need an "add on" that automagically encrypted everything I type -- and everything I read
[02:57:03] <Olgenz> nod nod
[02:57:04] <FcnyyfUhetrafba> V'z nyy sbe vg! EBG13 vf gur arj Rfcrenagb sbe gur Vagrearg ryvgr!
[02:57:10] <Olgenz> juggs: Hey there!
[02:57:37] <Olgenz> when I read fast, that looks like: FancyTheUltraBanf
[02:57:39] <juggs> hola bytram :)
[02:57:59] <FcnyyfUhetrafba> SnaplGurHygenOnas vf zl fgntr anzr :)
[02:58:04] <Olgenz> had a relaxin day chillin out... you?
[02:58:11] * FcnyyfUhetrafba
[02:58:22] FcnyyfUhetrafba is now known as SpallsHurgenson
[02:58:32] <Olgenz> SpallsHurgenson: lol!!!!
[02:58:37] Olgenz is now known as Bytram
[02:58:44] * Bytram doffs his alter ego
[02:58:59] <geotti> Bytram: gio-tea
[02:59:01] <geotti> tea++
[02:59:01] <Bender> karma - tea: 366
[02:59:17] <Bytram> juggs: Oh! I almost forgot...
[02:59:24] <SpallsHurgenson> I used to have an alter ego... back in the day when wore tights and fought crime
[02:59:26] <geotti> weechat--
[02:59:26] <Bender> karma - weechat: -1
[02:59:48] <Bytram> from the messages I see when I launch IRC, it looks like our certificate expires on Feb 12th or so.
[02:59:57] <SpallsHurgenson> http://www.fudzilla.com that's a lotta billions!
[02:59:59] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Intel’s mobile division lost $4.2bn last year
[03:00:11] <Konomi> that's no surprise
[03:00:21] <geotti> intel's mobile what?
[03:00:23] <Konomi> I really don't side with the whole "which is better chip" anymore
[03:00:25] <Bytram> checking...
[03:00:30] <Konomi> intel is losing there because arm arch is popular
[03:00:34] <Konomi> that's the only reason
[03:00:36] <Bytram> * Certification info:
[03:00:36] <Bytram> * Subject:
[03:00:36] <Bytram> * C=US
[03:00:36] <Bytram> * ST=Kansas
[03:00:36] <Bytram> * L=Wichita
[03:00:38] <Bytram> * O=Soylent News
[03:00:40] <Bytram> * OU=IRCd
[03:00:42] <Bytram> * CN=irc.sylnt.us
[03:00:44] <Bytram> * Issuer:
[03:00:45] <geotti> flood alarm
[03:00:46] <Bytram> * C=US
[03:00:48] <Bytram> * ST=Kansas
[03:00:50] <Bytram> * L=Wichita
[03:00:51] <SpallsHurgenson> intel lost $4bln 'cause they gave away all their chips for free :)
[03:00:51] <Konomi> same way arm won't be a desktop processor because x86 is popular there
[03:00:52] <Bytram> * O=Soylent News
[03:00:54] <Bytram> * OU=IRCd
[03:00:56] <Konomi> hexchat user
[03:00:56] <Bytram> * CN=irc.sylnt.us
[03:00:58] <Konomi> you can tell
[03:00:58] <Bytram> * Public key algorithm: rsaEncryption (1024 bits)
[03:01:00] <Bytram> * Sign algorithm sha1WithRSAEncryption
[03:01:02] <Konomi> only that shitty client does this
[03:01:02] <Bytram> * Valid since Feb 12 01:40:33 2014 GMT to Feb 12 01:40:33 2015 GMT
[03:01:04] <Konomi> someone kick
[03:01:04] <Bytram> * * Cipher info:
[03:01:08] <Bytram> * Version: TLSv1/SSLv3, cipher DHE-RSA-AES256-SHA (256 bits)
[03:01:09] <Konomi> it won't stop
[03:01:10] <Bytram> sry!
[03:01:10] <geotti> Konomi: best chip is the intertubez
[03:01:12] <Bytram> didn't realize I copied so much.
[03:01:17] <geotti> the cloud
[03:01:24] <Bytram> Konomi: you mean your client can't do that?
[03:01:27] <geotti> s/cloud/butt/
[03:01:27] <SedNotABot> <geotti> the butt
[03:01:31] <Konomi> no I use irssi
[03:01:38] <Konomi> you go to paste more than 5 lines you get
[03:01:50] <Konomi> "You're pastin a lot of lines press ctrl+k to paste or ctrl+c to cancel"
[03:01:55] <Konomi> paraphrasing ofc
[03:01:55] <juggs> should bump it up to 2048 bits and improve on sha1 too
[03:02:11] <geotti> make it EC
[03:02:20] <Konomi> hexchat and ilk just buffer all the text you have and paste it
[03:02:20] <geotti> who needs 2048
[03:02:24] <Bytram> geotti: gio-tea ... is that a Hard "G" ... like in "G"un or a soft "g" as in lun"g"e
[03:02:25] <Konomi> even if it is like 5 fing pages
[03:02:39] <geotti> Bytram: it's like the g in giorgio
[03:02:54] <juggs> jee-ott-eee
[03:03:09] <geotti> tea++
[03:03:09] <Bender> karma - tea: 367
[03:03:16] <Bytram> juggs: don't know enough about encryption to say for sure, but if it doesn't cost much, then... why not?
[03:03:22] <SpallsHurgenson> "Buh-ih-lll"
[03:03:33] <Bytram> SpallsHurgenson: ROFL!
[03:03:35] <juggs> irc cert is self signed I think... lemme check
[03:03:52] <SpallsHurgenson> wow, you laughed at that too? I want some of what Bytram is smokin'
[03:04:19] <geotti> SpallsHurgenson: s/smokin/vapin/
[03:04:20] <SedNotABot> <geotti> <SpallsHurgenson> wow, you laughed at that too? I want some of what Bytram is vapin'
[03:04:23] <Bytram> well, he DID get *three* syllables out of a 4-letter name!
[03:04:52] <SpallsHurgenson> Bytram: the last "l" is silent :)
[03:04:58] <Konomi> my SO is still asleep ._.
[03:05:02] <Bytram> ouch.
[03:05:09] <geotti> Konomi: isn't that good?
[03:05:18] <Konomi> yeah and no I am clingy ;p
[03:05:25] <Bytram> juggs: from the messages I see when I logged in, it looks like it is self-signed.
[03:05:28] <SpallsHurgenson> time to draw on his face :)
[03:05:35] <geotti> Konomi: so, just go to bed and touch SO with legs
[03:05:55] <juggs> Yah Bytram it's self-signed. Easy enough for us to generate a new one with a longer expiry
[03:06:06] <Bytram> juggs: kewel!
[03:06:33] <geotti> How do we know it's really you, who signed it?
[03:06:48] <Bytram> btw, does anyone know who/what "Juggler" is?
[03:07:02] <geotti> your ca is not signed by verisign
[03:07:04] <juggs> juggler is a service bot
[03:07:09] <Bytram> every time I want to send something to juggs, it auto-completes with Juggler, instead. :(
[03:07:15] <SpallsHurgenson> http://thehackernews.com yeah, I think this was done intentionally to bankrupt China's military :)
[03:07:15] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Chinese Spies Stole Australia?s New F-35 Lightning-II fighter Jet Design, Snowden Reveals - Hacker News
[03:07:22] <Konomi> but I hate waking people up ;p
[03:07:24] <geotti> Bytram: get another client
[03:07:36] <geotti> chinese++
[03:07:36] <Bender> karma - chinese: 1
[03:07:38] * Bytram ponders kicking juggler
[03:07:48] <Konomi> juggler?
[03:07:50] <juggs> bad things would happen
[03:07:51] -!- SirFinkus has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
[03:07:58] <Bytram> easiest way to find out what it does, yanno?
[03:08:09] <SpallsHurgenson> op war! op war! take cover!
[03:08:11] <Bytram> bad things?
[03:08:28] <Bytram> are we talking "Ghost Busters" bad-type things?
[03:08:49] <juggs> juggler is actually ChanServ
[03:08:53] <SpallsHurgenson> Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
[03:09:02] <juggs> I suspect he'd just reappear or refuse to be booted
[03:09:11] <SpallsHurgenson> or that
[03:09:15] <Bytram> yeah... that would be ungood.
[03:09:24] <Bytram> any chance it could get a name-change?
[03:09:47] <juggs> there's a chance :D
[03:09:56] <Bytram> nothin starts with "z" atm
[03:09:59] * SpallsHurgenson recommends Bytrum :)
[03:10:00] <juggs> Any suggestions
[03:10:22] <Bytram> ZedMan?
[03:10:26] <Bytram> ZedManager?
[03:10:31] <juggs> We could do a Prince on it and make it just a symbol
[03:10:35] <Bytram> ZedCommander?
[03:10:44] <Bytram> ooooh! pile-o-poo!
[03:10:54] <juggs> now now
[03:11:30] <chromas> Can't boot it but you can tell it to go away or rename
[03:11:41] <Bytram> hmmm, by stating the obvious worst possible selection, I have, in essence, knocked all UTF-8 chars out of the running
[03:11:46] <juggs> Of course I would have to actually go and hunt around to find out where it is configured of course. Atheme conf file most likely,.
[03:11:58] <SpallsHurgenson> shoo, juggler, shoo! go home!
[03:12:09] <Bytram> juggler: rename thyself!
[03:12:30] Bytram is now known as YukonCornelious
[03:12:37] <YukonCornelious> hmmm, nuthin'
[03:12:44] YukonCornelious is now known as Bytram
[03:13:26] <geotti> hm, chanserv doesn't need to be present to fulfill it's functions
[03:13:34] <geotti> s/it's/its
[03:13:34] * SedNotABot tosses a / to gytti
[03:13:36] <geotti> s/it's/its/
[03:13:36] <SedNotABot> <gitti> hm, chanserv doesn't need to be present to fulfill its functions
[03:13:46] <Bytram> really?
[03:14:08] <SpallsHurgenson> it sees all, knows all... even when it is not around
[03:14:28] <geotti> i just got op in my weather channel after I got booted
[03:14:30] <SpallsHurgenson> name it NSA to freak people out :)
[03:14:31] * Bytram dons some really dark sunglasses, just to be safe
[03:14:33] <geotti> and chanserv is not around
[03:14:45] <geotti> +1 for NSA
[03:14:56] <geotti> though that should be ciri
[03:14:58] <Bytram> hmmm, is that TOO obvious? Name it "Chanserv" ??
[03:15:11] <Bytram> and, btw, we have some nicks that start with NSA
[03:15:33] <chromas> You only need it in channel to use the 'fantasy' option which lets you do .op and stuff
[03:15:39] <SpallsHurgenson> we have _NSAKEY. That starts with an underscore :)
[03:15:57] <geotti> k, chromas
[03:16:06] <Bytram> there's "_NSAKEY" (UID 16) and "nsa" (UID 206)
[03:16:26] <chromas> But you can still message it (/cs op etc)
[03:16:33] <geotti> name it Samesmug
[03:16:39] <SpallsHurgenson> yeah, but I'm ignoring the second one :)
[03:16:44] <Bytram> Chanserv ??
[03:17:08] <chromas> Name of Ethanol-fueled
[03:17:13] <chromas> It
[03:17:25] <SpallsHurgenson> I second chromas' recommendation :)
[03:17:52] <Bytram> call it "It"?
[03:17:57] <Konomi> EF hasn't been around in awhile
[03:18:00] <Konomi> not that I am complaining
[03:18:10] <chromas> ciri: nick Ethanol-fueled
[03:18:11] <geotti> shh
[03:18:12] <SpallsHurgenson> Konomi: shhh, you'll summon him!
[03:18:20] <chromas> Hosts
[03:18:24] <Bytram> I thought I'd seen 'em around... me goes to look
[03:18:35] <SpallsHurgenson> trolls know when you are talking about them. it's one of their special powers
[03:18:37] <juggs> He said he was "getting a wimmin" so wouldn;t be around as much Konomi
[03:18:43] <Bytram> Ack Apk! Phhhtht
[03:19:02] <juggler> Please don't kill me
[03:19:06] <Konomi> pretty sure I need a mirror for that SpallsHurgenson
[03:19:07] <SpallsHurgenson> I got it! DICEBot
[03:19:31] <geotti> for chanserv?
[03:19:33] <geotti> hm
[03:19:40] <Konomi> juggs: that sounds like him...
[03:19:46] * SpallsHurgenson naturally trends toward evil
[03:19:53] <juggs> I didn't make it up
[03:20:10] <Bytram> http://soylentnews.org
[03:20:11] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03SN comment by Ethanol-fueled (2792)
[03:20:22] <geotti> ok, stop it now
[03:20:26] <Bytram> posted yesterday... so still around.
[03:20:35] <geotti> it's bad to talk about others behind their back
[03:20:37] <geotti> ...
[03:20:43] <geotti> mhkey?
[03:20:50] * Bytram has an idea.... brb
[03:21:10] * Konomi looks for her flak jackets
[03:21:30] <chromas> BetaBot
[03:21:41] <geotti> good one
[03:22:07] <geotti> chromas: s/BetaBot/MetaMod/
[03:22:08] <SedNotABot> <geotti> <chromas> MetaMod
[03:22:09] <Bytram> BetterBetaBot ???
[03:22:29] <Konomi> BeOSBetaBot
[03:22:30] <geotti> err that was a stupid sed, but anywya
[03:22:41] <Bytram> VegiMeataVitaMin ??? (or however that went)
[03:22:49] <geotti> just name it god
[03:22:54] <geotti> with a lowercase g
[03:22:59] <Bytram> MeataVegaVitaMin?
[03:23:21] <SpallsHurgenson> naming it Allah would probably get a response :)
[03:23:21] <BadCoderFinger> IllSwallowYourIRCSoul?
[03:24:00] <geotti> how about Buddha then?
[03:24:00] <ciri> don't ask me!
[03:24:08] <geotti> let's name him c1r1
[03:24:09] <Konomi> ciri-- # shini
[03:24:09] <Bender> karma - ciri: -38
[03:24:18] <Bytram> Vitameatavegamin
[03:25:39] * geotti thinks juggs has enough proposals and should choose one as he's the master of configs
[03:25:54] <SpallsHurgenson> but he'll chose the wrong one! :)
[03:25:59] <Bytram> https://en.wikipedia.org
[03:25:59] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Wiki: Vitameatavegamin
[03:26:33] <geotti> it rhymes with soylent
[03:26:48] <Bytram> and it's only 23% alcohol, or so.
[03:26:53] <Bytram> geotti: hmmm
[03:27:05] <Bytram> Soylameatavegamin?
[03:27:51] <Bytram> https://en.wikipedia.org
[03:27:58] <geotti> name him alt+255
[03:28:07] * Konomi is scared to click that image
[03:28:10] <SpallsHurgenson> there's always "SpallsHurgensom" :)
[03:28:24] -!- juggler has quit [Service unloaded.]
[03:28:28] <Konomi> just going to call you Spalding
[03:28:30] <geotti> or lord juggler
[03:28:32] <SpallsHurgenson> hahah! free at last!
[03:28:41] <juggs> oops I killed all the bots :D
[03:28:43] <geotti> darth juggler
[03:28:44] <SpallsHurgenson> no chanserv to keep us in line!
[03:28:47] * Bytram understands the hesitation... it's just a jpg of the vitameatawhatever bottle.
[03:28:55] <Konomi> oh
[03:28:57] <Konomi> it's really old
[03:28:58] <chromas> CmdrNacho
[03:29:02] <Konomi> i was worried it was a recent thing
[03:29:04] <geotti> chromas++
[03:29:04] <Bender> karma - chromas: 62
[03:29:08] <SpallsHurgenson> now to split the channel and steal other people's nicks, muahahahahaha!
[03:29:10] <Konomi> we have mixed all the meat juice into one bottle here!
[03:29:10] <Bytram> juggs s/killed/rescued/
[03:29:14] * Konomi cringes
[03:29:23] <SpallsHurgenson> 3
[03:29:26] <ciri> 4
[03:29:27] <ciri> 5
[03:29:27] <juggs> ooopsie - gotta bounce services now
[03:29:28] <ciri> 6
[03:29:30] <ciri> 7
[03:29:32] <ciri> 8
[03:29:33] <SpallsHurgenson> didn't kill ciri :(
[03:29:34] <ciri> 9
[03:29:36] <ciri> 10!
[03:29:44] <geotti> wat?
[03:29:59] <geotti> did yo unplug the interenetz?
[03:30:03] * Bytram wouldn't know... blocked 'em / it a long time ago.
[03:30:18] * Bytram rummages around for some straws
[03:30:26] * geotti thought ciri's a girl
[03:30:35] <Bytram> are you cirious?
[03:30:45] <geotti> sounds like a girlish name to me
[03:30:55] <SpallsHurgenson> why so cirious?
[03:30:55] <geotti> at least female
[03:31:12] <geotti> didn't have any cirials today...
[03:31:22] <geotti> only kracks.
[03:31:25] <geotti> Mwahahaha
[03:31:47] <geotti> !ciri MS-Office-2003
[03:31:51] <geotti> hm
[03:32:02] <geotti> cirial-ceeker
[03:32:11] <SpallsHurgenson> and now I'm confused
[03:33:08] <geotti> SpallsHurgenson: https://lmddgtfy.net
[03:33:09] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Let Me DuckDuckGo That For You
[03:33:37] <SpallsHurgenson> I was confused long before that
[03:33:52] <geotti> SpallsHurgenson: I'm afraid there's no DDG query for that
[03:33:54] <geotti> try bing
[03:33:55] <SpallsHurgenson> please lmddgtfy for all comments since... erm... ever
[03:34:19] <Bytram> another bot that survived: Bender
[03:34:25] <geotti> bendah
[03:34:27] <Bytram> ~list
[03:34:31] <Bytram> ~h
[03:34:31] <geotti> he's chinese
[03:34:43] <juggs> I meant - I killed the entirety of atheme-services :D
[03:34:52] <Bytram> really, that sounded more Down East than Far East!
[03:35:04] <SpallsHurgenson> juggs: stop spoiling our fun with facts :)
[03:35:17] <geotti> Bytram: dunno, got a friend, who talks like that
[03:35:40] <Bytram> http://atheme.net
[03:35:41] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Atheme IRC Platform
[03:35:54] * Bytram channels "Bert & I"
[03:36:12] <Bytram> https://en.wikipedia.org
[03:36:14] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Wiki: Bert & I
[03:36:20] <geotti> Finally I hhave z knowledg to kreate main own internetz
[03:37:08] <geotti> s/internetz/e-err-cee/
[03:37:08] <SedNotABot> <geotti> Finally I hhave z knowledg to kreate main own e-err-cee
[03:37:18] <Bytram> looks like this might help: http://www.youtube.com
[03:37:19] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Bert and I - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[03:37:30] <Bytram> afk brb
[03:38:12] <geotti> https://www.youtube.com
[03:38:12] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03The Wumpus - YouTube
[03:38:20] * Konomi reaches for the stimulate pill bottle
[03:40:10] <geotti> -Hey Doc, I need some pills against greedyness.
[03:40:23] <geotti> -But, gimme more of them. Moare!
[03:40:28] <Konomi> haven't made those yet
[03:40:38] <Konomi> otherwise I'd be dumping them in the NYC water supply
[03:40:56] <geotti> sounds like a plan
[03:41:27] <geotti> you could use cyanide instead and dump it in the supply for the wall street
[03:41:28] <SpallsHurgenson> greediness ain't specific to new york :)
[03:41:48] <geotti> SpallsHurgenson: well, gotta start somewhere, right?
[03:42:12] <SpallsHurgenson> Hollywood is probably a better target :)
[03:44:09] <geotti> reminds me...
[03:44:15] <Bytram> Hollywood is not so bad
[03:44:19] <juggs> It seems renaming a services bot as simply # does very bad things :D Going to have to manual fix the db :(
[03:44:19] <geotti> laters, gonna go watch a movie
[03:44:32] <Konomi> >.<
[03:44:35] <Bytram> juggs LOL!
[03:44:38] <SpallsHurgenson> name it @ :)
[03:44:42] <geotti> juggs: why not try ascii #255?
[03:45:01] <Bytram> !woop
[03:45:01] <Bender> woop woop woop (\/) (;,,;) (\/)
[03:45:14] <geotti> SpallsHurgenson: that's original!
[03:45:22] <Bytram> I suggest calling it: (\/)_(;,,;)_(\/)
[03:45:44] <Bytram> hmmm...
[03:45:47] <SpallsHurgenson> Kilroy!
[03:46:15] <geotti> what did roy do to you?
[03:46:21] <Bytram> (\/)_(;,,;)_(\/) :Erroneous Nickname
[03:47:00] Bytram is now known as help
[03:47:02] <geotti> you gotta escape some chars, prolly
[03:47:09] <SpallsHurgenson> "Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;--"
[03:47:11] <help> hmm
[03:47:17] help is now known as Bytram
[03:47:34] <Bytram> no kiddin!
[03:47:54] Bytram is now known as ChanServ
[03:47:58] <ChanServ> !
[03:48:12] ChanServ is now known as [
[03:48:16] <[> really?
[03:48:19] <[> huh!
[03:48:48] <SpallsHurgenson> cursed to live your life in a tiny bracket!
[03:48:58] <SpallsHurgenson> that'll teach you to try and steal the power of the irc-god!
[03:48:59] [ is now known as [\
[03:49:22] [\ is now known as [V]
[03:50:13] [V] is now known as [V]_O_o_[V]
[03:50:20] <[V]_O_o_[V]> hi there!
[03:50:20] <ciri> hi i'm happy today! :D [V]_O_o_[V]
[03:50:59] <SpallsHurgenson> why do you have an extra head?
[03:51:12] <SpallsHurgenson> maybe it's a tumor
[03:51:13] <[V]_O_o_[V]> big 'n little eyes
[03:52:18] <Konomi> your V clamp arms are rather imposing
[03:52:45] <SpallsHurgenson> or maybe that extra head is Kuato, the leader of the martian resistance
[03:52:53] [V]_O_o_[V] is now known as [V]_00_[V]
[03:53:23] [V]_00_[V] is now known as |V|_00_|V|
[03:53:33] <|V|_00_|V|> any better?
[03:53:53] <SpallsHurgenson> add another 0 and you can be Eccentrica Gallumbits :)
[03:54:20] geotti is now known as _
[03:54:28] |V|_00_|V| is now known as |V|_00_|V|__RockLobs
[03:54:39] |V|_00_|V|__RockLobs is now known as |V|_00_|V|RockLobsta
[03:54:53] |V|_00_|V|RockLobsta is now known as |V|_00_|V|_LobsterMa
[03:55:04] * SpallsHurgenson has a sudden hankerin' for crab cakes
[03:56:26] * |V|_00_|V|_LobsterMa tried v_00_v
[03:56:34] <|V|_00_|V|_LobsterMa> no joy
[03:57:14] <Konomi> your lobsterness has been denied
[03:57:23] |V|_00_|V|_LobsterMa is now known as |v|_00_|v|
[03:57:35] <|v|_00_|v|> phtttht
[03:58:10] <juggs> There - think I got it. Thank $FSM for plain text databases....
[03:58:18] |v|_00_|v| is now known as `
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[03:58:25] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o juggler] by irc.sylnt.us
[03:58:25] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v mrcoolbp] by juggler
[03:58:30] ` is now known as {
[03:58:42] { is now known as {v}_00_{v}
[03:58:49] <{v}_00_{v}> mrcoolbp: hiya!
[03:58:56] <SpallsHurgenson> http://www.engadget.com
[03:58:57] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Google and SpaceX are talking about internet satellites
[03:59:19] <Konomi> internets in outttaa spaaaaccceeee
[03:59:34] <{v}_00_{v}> http://soylentnews.org
[03:59:35] <Hedonismbot> ^ 0304SN Submission by martyb: Competing Communications Constellations Considered
[04:00:28] <{v}_00_{v}> ~time x
[04:00:31] <juggs> .op
[04:00:31] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o juggs] by juggler
[04:00:32] <{v}_00_{v}> !time x
[04:00:32] <Bender> nothing todo for martyb ;]
[04:00:33] <juggs> .deop
[04:00:33] -!- mode/#Soylent [-o juggs] by juggler
[04:00:37] <juggs> .devioce
[04:00:42] <juggs> .devoice
[04:00:42] -!- mode/#Soylent [-v juggs] by juggler
[04:00:43] <Konomi> .degrump
[04:00:45] <juggs> .voice
[04:00:45] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v juggs] by juggler
[04:00:50] <SpallsHurgenson> http://www.hardocp.com
[04:00:50] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03HARDOCP - NY Governor Wants Statewide 100Mbps Internet by 2019
[04:00:55] <juggs> OK - seems fixeded
[04:00:55] * Konomi hides
[04:01:12] * {v}_00_{v} plays hide and seek
[04:01:32] <{v}_00_{v}> ^time x
[04:01:37] <juggs> Now I've lost all the sensible juggler names somewhere in a wall of Wallops messages
[04:01:47] <juggs> My option clearly was ~not~ sensible
[04:02:02] <{v}_00_{v}> juggs: you can use mine
[04:02:14] <SpallsHurgenson> well... I could always repeat the ones I sugges.... oh, you said SENSIBLE
[04:02:15] <{v}_00_{v}> Or...
[04:02:23] {v}_00_{v} is now known as SoundsOfSoylents
[04:02:34] <SoundsOfSoylents> I kinda like this one, too.
[04:02:42] <_> call him zero: https://www.youtube.com
[04:02:43] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Gangsters vs the French - Crime Spree - YouTube
[04:02:52] _ is now known as geotti
[04:03:40] <geotti> (it's a cool movie, btw)
[04:03:55] <geotti> reminds me
[04:03:58] <geotti> laters
[04:04:11] <SoundsOfSoylents> geotti: ciao for now!
[04:04:16] <juggs> SoundsOfSoylents? Not sure what that really means :/
[04:04:41] * SpallsHurgenson sings, "The #channels are alive... with the sound of soylents"
[04:05:03] <SoundsOfSoylents> https://en.wikipedia.org
[04:05:03] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Wiki: Sounds of Silence
[04:05:23] <SpallsHurgenson> http://arstechnica.com
[04:05:23] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Fish on ecstasy: Runoff from music festival contaminates rivers | Ars Technica
[04:07:20] SoundsOfSoylents is now known as Bytram
[04:12:07] <Bytram> http://feedproxy.google.com
[04:12:08] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03World's first 3D-printed apartment building constructed in China - CNET ( http://www.cnet.com )
[04:12:11] <SpallsHurgenson> can somebody please explain to me what my kitty wants of me?
[04:12:34] <Bytram> fish
[04:13:27] <SpallsHurgenson> I think if I bought her a live fish, kitty would hide in terror from it
[04:14:07] <Bytram> two na?
[04:14:34] <Bytram> maybe some catnip?
[04:15:28] <SpallsHurgenson> "The structures are then assembled on-site... [and] comply with official building standards" ... which, in China, isn't saying all that much :)
[04:17:37] <SpallsHurgenson> whatever happened to that super-skyscraper they wanted to build in 90 days?
[04:17:50] <Bytram> good question!
[04:18:17] <Bytram> Maybe they are working on a contingency plan ahead of time... how to make the days longer.
[04:18:47] <SpallsHurgenson> ah, "As of October 2014 there appear to be no reliable reports that even offsite prefabrication has started"
[04:19:05] <Bytram> SpallsHurgenson: interesting! where'd you see that?
[04:19:23] <SpallsHurgenson> wikipedia, source of all information of dubious accuracy http://en.wikipedia.org
[04:19:23] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Wiki: Sky City (Changsha)
[04:21:48] * Bytram is reading
[04:21:57] <juggs> .op
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[04:21:58] <juggs> o.O
[04:22:01] <SpallsHurgenson> I wish I knew how to read
[04:25:50] <Bytram> WOE = Write-Only English
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[04:27:53] <juggs> .deop
[04:27:53] -!- mode/#Soylent [-o juggs] by curmudgeon
[04:28:27] <SpallsHurgenson> they're just there to learn about our weaknesses and frailties so they can be used against us in the inevitable robot revolution http://www.cnet.com
[04:28:27] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Robots roam hallways of SF's newest hospital, lending a helping hand - CNET
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[04:33:16] <juggs> well that was fun
[04:34:16] <SpallsHurgenson> was it? was it really?
[04:34:17] <chromas> baconserv
[04:36:06] <juggs> aye baconserv is botserv
[04:36:59] <juggs> SpallsHurgenson, well... fun in a masochistic kind of way I suppose :D
[04:37:27] <Bytram> juggs: so, ummm, what happened? Looks like we still ahve a jiggler?
[04:37:28] <SpallsHurgenson> ah, I understand. that probably explains the gimp suit too
[04:37:39] <Bytram> s/jug/jug/
[04:37:43] <Bytram> s/jig/jug/
[04:37:43] <SedNotABot> <Bytram> so, ummm, what happened? Looks like we still ahve a juggler?
[04:39:12] <SpallsHurgenson> http://www.dslreports.com
[04:39:12] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Missouri Latest To Let ATT, CenturyLink Write State Telecom Law | DSLReports, ISP Information
[04:39:31] <chromas> juggs jiggles juggler's jangles
[04:39:46] <Bytram> jiggle bells?
[04:42:34] <chromas> Bender smells. Juggler all the way
[04:42:45] <Bytram> lol!
[04:43:07] <juggs> What happened? I killed the entirety of services by renaming a bot to #. Fixed that, created a new bot called curmudgeon then changed my mind :D Now I'm out of motivation for a while :D
[04:46:10] <Bytram> aha. thanks for the info... I'm a little far away to see what's on your screen, yanno?
[04:46:13] <Bytram> =)
[04:47:01] <juggs> Heh. Mebbe I should broadcast my amateur hour server admin'ing on twitch. Should be good for a laugh :D
[04:47:11] <Bytram> LOL!
[04:47:22] * Bytram likes your attitude... a lot!
[04:47:58] <juggs> "How to blow up an otherwise stable setup by dicking around" I could call it
[04:49:03] * Bytram is, strangely enough, reading: http://en.wikipedia.org
[04:49:04] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Wiki: Kingdom Tower
[04:49:36] * Bytram hopes you are not involved with its construction!
[04:50:13] <juggs> I can assure you I am not
[04:51:13] <Bytram> jk. that building is currently planned to be: 1,008 m (3,307 ft) tall
[04:51:46] <juggs> Uch, have a telco guy rocking up in ~3 hours to put a new phone line in for me. Should probably examine my eyelids for a while.
[04:51:49] <Bytram> ack! 'tis well nigh midnight.
[04:52:02] <Bytram> great minds think alike
[04:52:25] <Bytram> juggs: good to 'see' ya... have a good night!
[04:52:32] <juggs> and you
[04:52:34] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[04:52:39] <Bytram|away> much obliged.
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[05:19:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Giant Flashlight Illuminates Cosmic Network - http://sylnt.us - billions-and-billions-of-stars
[05:37:40] <ar> #parser Giant Fleshlight
[05:38:41] <chromas> how do I get the batteries in this thing?
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[05:41:47] <ar> chromas: you should be able to just push them in
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[06:11:24] <geotti> vice--
[06:11:24] <Bender> karma - vice: -1
[06:11:34] <geotti> this movie sucks
[06:11:43] <geotti> why did bruce did it?
[06:11:46] <geotti> omg
[06:12:28] <geotti> oh bruce, why...
[06:12:32] <geotti> bruce--
[06:12:32] <Bender> karma - bruce: -1
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[06:21:52] <arti> which movie?
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[06:32:56] <geotti> vice
[06:33:19] <geotti> it could have been such a good flick, but turned out to be just a stupid shoot em up
[06:33:28] <geotti> s/stupid/mindless/
[06:33:28] <SedNotABot> <geotti> it could have been such a good flick, but turned out to be just a mindless shoot em up
[06:33:44] <geotti> well, maybe you like it
[06:33:51] <geotti> degustibus non est disputandum
[06:34:19] <geotti> kinda flat
[06:36:39] <geotti> at least they get the computer stuff right, kinda
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[06:37:05] <geotti> about deleting files
[06:37:16] <geotti> anyway, no more spoilers
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[07:51:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Former US Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta Named to Oracle's Board - http://sylnt.us - revolving-door
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[09:52:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Questions Raised about Apple Software Quality - http://sylnt.us - missing-Logic-7
[11:10:54] <Popeidol> who wants to submit this one: https://www.indiegogo.com
[11:10:55] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03The Mod - Multivibrating Open-Source Dildo | Indiegogo
[11:12:07] <Popeidol> I don't think I could really encompass all aspects of it in a summary
[11:12:11] <chromas> three-voice
[11:12:25] <chromas> control it with a c64's sid chip
[11:13:00] <Popeidol> it's probably already on their community hacks site
[11:13:12] <Popeidol> which is a damn entertaining read: https://www.comingle.io
[11:13:13] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03How-To Articles | Comingle
[11:14:31] <Popeidol> nobody seems to have hooked one up to an old TI-83 yet though
[11:20:02] <chromas> "Trigger your partner's toy by sucking on a banana, or spanking them with a spatula."
[11:20:05] <chromas> sounds dirty
[11:23:11] * Konomi covers her eyes
[11:26:18] <Popeidol> I wonder how long until somebody partners with shazam
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[11:26:44] <Popeidol> so the sex toy picks up what song is playing and then chooses the optimum 'recipe' that's been matched to it
[11:27:14] <SirFinkus> oh boy, I'm just in time
[11:29:00] <Popeidol> whatever company does that is going to have some really interesting job titles
[11:29:10] <crutchy> we're talking about bananas getting confused with dildos
[11:29:19] <crutchy> or banana flavoured dildos, or something
[11:29:25] <SirFinkus> I've never confused the two
[11:29:28] <Popeidol> banildo++
[11:29:28] <Bender> karma - banildo: 1
[11:29:32] <crutchy> spanking bananas?
[11:29:42] <Popeidol> there was a spatula involved somewhere
[11:29:53] <crutchy> sounds kinky
[11:30:02] <Popeidol> were we just making pikelets?
[11:30:07] <Popeidol> that fits most of the criteria
[11:30:11] <crutchy> i think so
[11:30:31] <crutchy> dildo shaped pikelets. perfectly innocent
[11:30:55] <Popeidol> for the low-key hens party
[11:31:06] <SirFinkus> chickens too?
[11:31:12] <SirFinkus> sounds like a party
[11:31:24] <Popeidol> erotic pikelets, strong tea, and at some point a man comes in and removes his tie
[11:31:28] <SirFinkus> I'll bring the goats
[11:32:09] <SirFinkus> and this http://www.amazon.com
[11:32:11] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Amazon.com: Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant - 55 Gallon: Health & Personal Care
[11:32:41] <crutchy> wow!
[11:32:56] <crutchy> it said roll over to zoom in. i did that but nothing changed :/
[11:33:47] <SirFinkus> I love the answered questions
[11:40:33] <crutchy> Q: I was told this was recommended by zookeepers. My uncle in Botswana needs some lube for his elephants. How much lube will he need per mating? A: Tell your Uncle a little foreplay goes a long way. Perhaps if he rubs the elephants belly or kisses her neck, he won't need the lube
[11:40:39] <crutchy> lmao
[11:45:04] <Konomi> is it bad I thought of making a lube bath?
[11:45:06] <Konomi> nograb
[11:48:47] <crutchy> sounds like you might have trouble getting out
[11:49:38] <crutchy> judging by this "I filled the bathtub with it and now I can't get out... The kids are calling me Spiderman. Send help. sent by my iphone."
[11:50:02] <crutchy> apparently coating yourself in flour can help
[11:51:45] <crutchy> does spiderman bathe in lube?
[12:02:47] * SirFinkus pleads the 5th
[12:05:40] <crutchy> ~define the 5th
[12:06:15] <crutchy> derp
[12:06:16] <SirFinkus> oh, america centric
[12:06:17] <SirFinkus> http://en.wikipedia.org
[12:06:18] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Wiki: Fifth Amendment to the United States Constitution
[12:06:42] <crutchy> 404 bot not found
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[12:21:16] <crutchy> you missed the dildo discussion
[12:21:30] * Bytram counts his blessings
[12:21:35] <Bytram> g'morning!
[12:21:36] <crutchy> ~gday Bytram
[12:21:37] * exec covertly pours a wad of coffee++ for Bytram
[12:21:41] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[12:21:42] <exec> Weather for Boston, MA, USA - currently 31°F / -1°C, partly cloudy, wind W at 22 mph, humidity 61% - Tuesday partly cloudy (21°F-34°F / -6°C-1°C), Wednesday mostly cloudy (25°F-34°F / -4°C-1°C), Thursday chance of snow (23°F-34°F / -5°C-1°C), Friday clear (23°F-32°F / -5°C-0°C) - source: Google
[12:21:50] <Bytram> ~time x
[12:21:51] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Tuesday, 20 January 2015, 12:21 pm
[12:21:58] <Bytram> =)
[12:21:59] <crutchy> ooh chilly
[12:22:02] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:22:02] <Bender> karma - coffee: 983
[12:22:35] <Bytram> chilly? Nah! People still wearing shorts and drinking iced coffee around here.
[12:22:50] <crutchy> i would be hibernating in that weather
[12:22:55] <Bytram> it's actually a bit of a warm spell compared to about a week ago
[12:22:59] <SirFinkus> bytram counts his blessings, but reads the scrollback with his pants off
[12:23:26] <crutchy> lucky we're not in a compulsory pants zone
[12:23:32] * Bytram doesn't have that kind of scroll back.... if you can't see me here, then I am not connected.
[12:23:44] <SirFinkus> ahh, but you were here
[12:23:47] <SirFinkus> you just changed your name
[12:23:55] <Bytram> http://go.theregister.com
[12:23:56] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Boffins pick up MYSTERY RADIO SIGNAL from BEYOND OUR GALAXY • The Register ( http://www.theregister.co.uk )
[12:24:00] <crutchy> there's always the loggie show
[12:24:15] <SirFinkus> oh wait, nevermind
[12:24:20] * SirFinkus feels retarded now
[12:24:33] * crutchy offers SirFinkus one of his helmets
[12:24:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Richest 1% to Have More Wealth Than Rest of World by 2016. - http://sylnt.us - things-are-looking-up-just-not-for-us
[12:24:39] <Bytram> yeh, I spose... gots too much to do than to keep up on *everything* that happened around here. :/
[12:25:21] <Bytram> that el reg article looked interesting... but then I saw we already ran it! http://soylentnews.org
[12:25:21] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03SN article: Snapshot of Cosmic Burst of Radio Waves 04(10 comments)
[12:25:35] * Bytram DOES like their title better, tho
[12:25:42] <crutchy> but what about boffins!?
[12:25:53] <crutchy> my sister is sort of a boffin
[12:25:56] <Bytram> ?? what about em?
[12:26:13] <crutchy> we should have boffins in our articles
[12:26:38] <chromas> boffin biffos
[12:26:50] <Bytram> I must be hungry this AM -- each time I see "boffins" my brain reads "muffins"!
[12:27:04] <crutchy> Hedonismbot, s/Burst/Boffin/
[12:27:04] <SedNotABot> <crutchy> <Hedonismbot> ^ 03SN article: Snapshot of Cosmic Boffin of Radio Waves 04(10 comments)
[12:27:31] <chromas> SedNotABot: s/Bo/Mu/
[12:27:40] <Bytram> well, THAT didn't take long -- there's already a comment to the latest article
[12:27:40] <chromas> :(
[12:27:45] <crutchy> i sitting in bed eating sweet chilli and sour cream chippies
[12:27:52] <crutchy> when i should be sleeping
[12:28:09] <chromas> sleeping? at 2330?
[12:28:24] <chromas> sleep at work, man
[12:28:54] <crutchy> lol
[12:28:54] <SirFinkus> that sounds good as fuck crutchy
[12:28:55] <ciri> it's not that funny :)
[12:28:59] <SirFinkus> I wish I had some
[12:29:15] <Bytram> wasn't that the name of a band from down under? "Men at Sleep"
[12:29:21] <Bytram> =)
[12:29:28] <SirFinkus> we have sour cream and onion, but that sounds much better
[12:29:54] <crutchy> got some sea salt and balsamic vinegar ones too. they're the really crunchy ones
[12:30:00] <Bytram> salt and vinegar FTW
[12:30:04] <SirFinkus> oh shit, jealous
[12:30:09] <chromas> crunchy++
[12:30:09] <Bender> karma - crunchy: 0
[12:30:11] <crutchy> deli style
[12:30:15] <crutchy> whatever that is
[12:30:16] <chromas> crutchy has the crunchy
[12:30:21] <SirFinkus> I echo Bytram's sentiment, but they have to be good ones
[12:30:26] <Bytram> coffee++ brb
[12:30:26] <Bender> karma - coffee: 984
[12:30:33] <crutchy> they were on special :D
[12:30:36] <crutchy> 2 for $5
[12:30:37] <ciri> 3
[12:30:40] <SirFinkus> you can tell if they're good if your mouth is shredded after you finish a bunch
[12:30:54] <crutchy> the salt n vinegar ones do that
[12:31:11] <crutchy> but i can't do a whole packet of either in one sitting
[12:31:31] <SirFinkus> naw, some of them are shitty though
[12:31:42] <SirFinkus> it just tastes like vinegar powder or something
[12:31:59] <Bytram> https://www.schneier.com
[12:31:59] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Schneier on Security: Accountability as a Security System
[12:32:05] <crutchy> that's the samboy shit that kids get in their lunch orders
[12:32:13] <SirFinkus> these are the best
[12:32:14] <SirFinkus> http://i5.walmartimages.com
[12:32:19] <SirFinkus> that I've had anyway
[12:33:05] <crutchy> http://www.redrockdeli.com.au
[12:33:06] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Red Rock Deli
[12:33:10] <SirFinkus> thick cut, kettle cooked
[12:33:40] <SirFinkus> shit, I see that and I want to try the lime and black pepper
[12:34:08] <crutchy> haven't been game to try that one
[12:34:12] <crutchy> prolly should eh
[12:34:36] <SirFinkus> Idk if you can get them in upside-down land
[12:34:41] <chromas> :( I wish I had chips now
[12:34:47] <SirFinkus> oh wait
[12:34:49] <SirFinkus> stupid again
[12:35:13] <SirFinkus> but try tims if you ever hit the west coast of the US
[12:36:52] <Bytram> up in the northeast US, check out "Cape Cod" potato chips -- just a bit thicker, and they're extra crispy
[12:37:53] <Bytram> http://rss.computerworld.com
[12:37:54] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03This tool may make it easier for thieves to empty bank accounts | Computerworld ( http://www.computerworld.com )
[12:38:48] * Bytram likes how Hedonismbot tries to resolve the URL past the initial (tracking) URL it receives
[12:39:34] * SirFinkus is eating wasabi and soy sauce triscuits
[12:39:43] <SirFinkus> they're mediocre
[12:40:45] <crutchy> this mob usually has their chips right next to red rock in the supermarket. their chilli chips are awesome: http://snackbrands.com.au
[12:40:46] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Snack Brands Australia - Kettle
[12:41:29] <crutchy> feckin hot :D
[12:41:58] <SirFinkus> we have a "kettle" brand too, but they're shitty
[12:42:17] <crutchy> they're the more expensive ones here
[12:42:34] <crutchy> red rock often on special
[12:43:00] * Bytram goes off to test some SN features before the new release gets rolled out
[12:43:26] <crutchy> .break SN
[12:43:33] <crutchy> !break SN
[12:43:41] <Bytram> c'mon... give me a break!
[12:43:43] <Bytram> =)
[12:45:19] <crutchy> i was so trying to think of something smartyarsey then, but my brain is phlweh
[12:45:53] <crutchy> might nod off. cyas!
[12:46:43] <Bytram> crutchy: g'night! sleep well, my friend!
[12:47:06] <crutchy> ~gnight buddy :D
[12:47:07] * exec diabolically postulates a used franger of glowballs towards buddy :D
[12:47:12] <crutchy> .0
[12:58:44] <Bytram> http://phys.org
[12:58:45] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Hostile boss? Study finds advantages to giving it right back ( http://phys.org )
[13:26:21] <chromas> from the punch-your-bully dept
[13:46:50] <Bytram> http://dev.soylentnews.org
[13:46:50] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03SN (dev) comment by martyb (76)
[13:55:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - If the NSA Hacked North Korea First, Why Didn't They See the Sony Hack Coming? - http://sylnt.us - look-over-your-shoulder
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[14:24:22] <Bytram> http://dev.soylentnews.org
[14:24:22] <Hedonismbot> ^ 0304SN (dev) Submission by martyb: New "user" tag tests -- Plain Old Text
[14:26:24] <Bytram> http://dev.soylentnews.org
[14:26:25] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03SN (dev) article: New "user" tag tests -- Plain Old Text
[14:28:09] <Bytram> !uid
[14:28:09] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5018, owned by ConceptJunkie
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[14:49:24] <idetuxs> Hi! o/
[14:52:40] <Bytram> idetuxs: g'day!
[14:53:11] <idetuxs> g'day!
[14:53:14] <idetuxs> :)
[14:53:52] <Bytram> how's things?
[14:53:56] <Bytram> oms can
[14:54:20] <Bytram> ooops. Intended to paste this link: http://www.innovations-report.com
[14:54:22] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Atoms can be in two places at the same time
[14:54:47] <Bytram> So THAT is what Intel has been up to! =)
[14:55:25] <idetuxs> things are gooood
[14:55:30] <Bytram> !woop
[14:55:30] <Bender> woop woop woop (\/) (;,,;) (\/)
[14:55:33] <Bytram> !uid
[14:55:34] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5018, owned by ConceptJunkie
[14:55:45] <Bytram> coffee++
[14:55:45] <Bender> karma - coffee: 985
[14:55:54] <Bytram> and lest we forget...
[14:55:56] <Bytram> poutine--
[14:55:56] <Bender> karma - poutine: -372
[14:55:59] <Bytram> LOL!
[14:56:05] <idetuxs> xD
[14:56:38] <Bytram> Looks like SN is coming up on its one YEAR anniversary
[14:59:00] <Bytram> afk brb
[14:59:40] <idetuxs> ok
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[15:06:47] <Bytram> back
[15:06:54] <Bytram> mechanicjay: g'day!
[15:07:38] <mechanicjay> Howdy Bytram!
[15:07:48] <Bytram> how's it going?
[15:08:20] <mechanicjay> Generally not too bad. A bit tired at the moment though.
[15:08:30] <mechanicjay> you?
[15:09:05] <Bytram> yeh. I hear ya! Kinda chillin... on vacation this week but trying to test some SN updates before they go live
[15:11:35] <mechanicjay> vacation is good. Just came off a 3 day weekend, which was pretty nice.
[15:11:42] <Bytram> nod nod!
[15:12:12] <Bytram> I've procrastinated on too much stuff -- gotta catch up on them before I can really relax, if you know what I mean?
[15:12:58] <mechanicjay> Totally -- I feel like I've been playing catchup for the last 5 years!
[15:14:04] <Bytram> lol
[15:16:52] <Bytram> I miss the days when I was consulting. I'd work my but off for 6 months, 18 months, a couple years, and then have a few months off while looking for another assignment... got to catch up on EVERYTHING!
[15:16:58] <Bytram> s/but/butt/
[15:16:58] <SedNotABot> <Bytram> I miss the days when I was consulting. I'd work my butt off for 6 months, 18 months, a couple years, and then have a few months off while looking for another assignment... got to catch up on EVERYTHING!
[15:17:32] <Bytram> !uid
[15:17:33] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5018, owned by ConceptJunkie
[15:21:15] <mechanicjay> hot damn we hit 5K!
[15:21:57] <Bytram> yup!
[15:22:07] <Bytram> not too shappy, eh?
[15:22:14] <Bytram> s/p/b/g
[15:22:14] <SedNotABot> <Bytram> not too shabby, eh?
[15:22:32] <mechanicjay> that's 5K before out 1st year launch anniversary.
[15:26:23] <Bytram> you got it!
[15:27:02] <Bytram> I just checked whois and it looks like soylentnews.org/net/com were registered/created on or about: 2014-02-09T01:50:26Z
[15:27:37] * Bytram wishes I had access to the creation date/time for all of our UIDs -- would make an interesting graph.
[15:28:21] <mechanicjay> Thats about right, I can look back in my email for the initial conversations with B, Ncommander, Zford and myself for a more concrete timeline of events.
[15:29:02] <Bytram> looks lile sylnt.us was registered: Tue Feb 11 20:01:26 GMT 2014
[15:29:15] <mechanicjay> Might be fun to lay out a little history for some of the new comers who missed some of the.
[15:29:53] <Bytram> agreed! I took a few notes along the way, but I didn't get in right from the start...
[15:31:30] <Bytram> did some major googling... found a link to some bug report with a screen cap that had a linode URL in the browser's address box and followed it from there to finally track down the site... then it took me another day to get past the "invalid bare" error to actually create an acct
[15:31:46] <mechanicjay> altslashdot.org was the first operating name we used.
[15:31:47] <Bytram> links in here might be useful: http://soylentnews.org
[15:31:47] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03SN journal Salient SoylentNews Links 04(0 comments)
[15:32:52] <mechanicjay> Ha, yeah, the super secret url.
[15:33:07] <Bytram> Huh?
[15:33:37] <mechanicjay> the linode url, before we had a domain name pointed at it
[15:34:01] <Bytram> oh. THAT! I thought you were talking about the links I'd gathered and put in a journal article!
[15:35:14] <Bytram> how's your git-fu? I'm trying to see if I can find out when our repository got created... https://github.com
[15:35:15] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03SoylentNews/slashcode · GitHub
[15:36:29] <Bytram> hmmm. this might help: https://github.com
[15:36:29] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03 ( https://github.com )
[15:37:22] <mechanicjay> https://github.com
[15:37:23] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Commits · SoylentNews/slashcode · GitHub
[15:37:51] <mechanicjay> fork of previous slashcode and initial merge of new stuff by Ncommander on Feb 9.
[15:38:17] <mechanicjay> We were using a different repo for a very short time before the github stuff was setup.
[15:39:02] <Bytram> was wondering about that. Glad to know!
[15:40:08] <Bytram> Found this in my notes:
[15:40:09] <Bytram> 20140212S >>>> SoylentNews.org: Went alpha today: (http://soylentnews.org/article.pl?sid=14/02/12/0715245)
[15:40:09] <Bytram> 20140216S >>>> SoylentNews.org: went live today: (http://soylentnews.org/article.pl?sid=14/02/17/0148235)
[15:40:10] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03SN article: Welcome to SoylentNews! 04(23 comments)
[15:40:11] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03SN article: Welcome to the World of Tomorrow... Today! 04(210 comments)
[15:41:26] <Bytram> I have an idea... brb
[15:43:24] * Konomi worries
[15:43:30] <mechanicjay> I have the slashcott.org vm archived somewhere too.
[15:43:39] <Bytram> ooooh!
[15:43:48] <Bytram> Konomi: oh? whats up?
[15:43:53] <Konomi> you have ideas ;p
[15:44:28] <Bytram> whois on slashcott.org:
[15:44:30] <Bytram> Creation Date: 2014-02-06T21:20:03Z
[15:44:30] <Bytram> Updated Date: 2014-04-08T03:47:11Z
[15:44:30] <Bytram> Registry Expiry Date: 2015-02-06T21:20:03Z
[15:45:19] <mechanicjay> Is it worth renewing that or transferring it to the Corp?
[15:45:23] * Bytram took a look at stories that had been posted... have editor capabilities.. figured out URL for going back...
[15:46:22] <Bytram> good question... If it were 10 years from now... I'd think we'd like to have held onto it... if nothing else so as to keep others from appropriating it.
[15:46:53] * Bytram found that the oldest, posted story was: http://soylentnews.org
[15:46:54] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03- SoylentNews User ( http://soylentnews.org )
[15:47:10] <Bytram> ugh. try: http://soylentnews.org
[15:48:37] <Bytram> AHA! First *submitted* story: http://soylentnews.org
[15:48:37] <Hedonismbot> ^ 0304SN Submission by NCommander: Welcome to SoylentNews!
[15:48:59] <mechanicjay> ha, nice
[15:49:02] <Bytram> Accepted submission by NCommander at 2014-02-12 07:07:38
[15:52:45] <Bytram> based on what was loaded onto dev.soylentnews.org (which was originally a clone of production)... it shows: NCommander (UID==2) was registered: 2014-02-12 06:00:06
[15:53:37] <Bytram> mechanicjay: looks like you registered at: 2014-02-12 06:51:12
[15:54:26] * Bytram didn't make it until: 2014-02-16 12:17:18
[15:56:45] <Bytram> mechanicjay: hey! Do you have read access to the production DB?
[16:02:28] <Konomi> https://imgur.com
[16:02:28] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Good luck Anon ! - Imgur
[16:02:30] <Konomi> I laughed
[16:04:35] <Bytram> good one!
[16:04:50] <Konomi> also
[16:04:51] <Konomi> https://imgur.com
[16:04:51] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03This poster at my school - Imgur
[16:05:56] <Bytram> Konomi: oh. my. ROFL!
[16:06:39] <mechanicjay> Bytram: I do, though when I've gone spelunking through the db in the past looking for registration dates, I've come up empty handed
[16:06:48] <Bytram> pm
[16:10:27] <Bytram> mechanicjay: I've got a SQL query that'll get you there. pm me if you'd like it.
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[16:17:09] <Bytram> brb
[16:25:12] <Bytram> afk
[16:27:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - What Happens in the Brain when you No Longer Need the Information you’ve Learned? - http://sylnt.us - I-think-that-I-once-knew-this
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[16:59:53] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: well hello there! How's things?
[16:59:57] <Bytram> coffee++
[16:59:57] <Bender> karma - coffee: 986
[17:00:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> busy busy busy
[17:01:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> you?
[17:01:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> it been a stand up fight or just another bug hunt?
[17:03:43] <Bytram> more a bug hunt...
[17:03:53] <Bytram> found a couple things -- mostly minor
[17:04:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> cool cool
[17:04:12] <Bytram> @#digits: within <ecode> still got expanded
[17:04:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> they not supposed to?
[17:05:06] <Bytram> I'd *expect* not... it's supposed to be a literal display of the stuff between <ecode> and </ecode>, right?
[17:05:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> no idea. didn't know we even supported ecode tags cept possibly for editors.
[17:06:20] <Bytram> when submitting comments, I see this below the text entry field:
[17:06:20] <Bytram> Allowed HTML
[17:06:20] <Bytram> <b|i|p|br|a|ol|ul|li|dl|dt|dd|em|strong|tt|blockquote|div|ecode|quote|strike|sarc|sarcasm|user>
[17:06:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> bah
[17:06:36] <Bytram> =)
[17:06:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas gonna be a regexy pita to fix.
[17:06:56] <Konomi> lovely regex
[17:06:57] <Konomi> ;p
[17:07:05] <Bytram> this might help ya a bit: http://dev.soylentnews.org
[17:07:05] <Hedonismbot> * 03SN (dev) article: New "user" tag tests -- Plain Old Text
[17:07:38] <Bytram> I *tried to* enter the same stuff in each of the 4 supported comment formats.
[17:09:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> hell i can't even tell if it worked as expected or not on extrans and code
[17:09:35] <Bytram> LOL! Me niether!
[17:10:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> had my brain otherwise occupied on getting ready to move stuff and about to go do some more.
[17:11:06] <Bytram> nod nod. that's the top priority, of course. You got a new place already?
[17:11:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> newp. still looking.
[17:11:41] <Konomi> https://medium.com
[17:11:42] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03The Social Justice League — The Nib — Medium
[17:11:44] <Konomi> "what"
[17:12:24] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: best of luck to ya! Looking to rent, or buy?
[17:12:39] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles at Konomi
[17:13:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> rent. not planning on it being permanent right now.
[17:13:51] <Bytram> nod nod
[17:14:08] <Bytram> brb
[17:14:37] <Konomi> if you aquire a slave army you may be able to pay off a house in australia after a few generations
[17:15:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> prices that brutal down there?
[17:15:32] <Konomi> yeah pretty bad
[17:16:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> one i'm in now ran me about $75k as a four bedroom.
[17:16:49] <Konomi> yeah just a little less
[17:17:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> course that's in podunk oklahoma where housing is dirt cheap.
[17:19:38] <Konomi> TheMightyBuzzard: "This past October, the median house price in Sydney hit $844,000. “Middle Melbourne” has a median house price of $727,000."
[17:20:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> screw that noise. i'd build it myself first.
[17:20:42] <Konomi> land release is slow
[17:20:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> this land release you speak of, what is it?
[17:21:01] <Konomi> "Australia’s regulatory induced scarcity of land increases the cost of a fully serviced housing block complete with telecom, water, energy and road infrastructure from less than $100,000 to $300,000 or $400,000. And on top of this there are special taxes on development – at least $36,000 per block in the case of Sydney."
[17:21:04] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: really? $75K for a four-bedroom? A one-bedroom condo would run me about $100.
[17:21:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> ye fuckin gads to both of ya
[17:22:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, you don't live in the middle of nowhere
[17:22:38] * Bytram isn't really in boston, either.
[17:22:58] <Konomi> there's not much of no where in australia
[17:22:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> if i teleported this place to any goodly sized city it'd sell for prolly $300k or more even with prices down like they are.
[17:23:06] <Konomi> well there's not much of no where you can actually put a house
[17:23:27] <Konomi> http://studiosimpel.nl
[17:23:35] <Konomi> most of the country has no towns
[17:23:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod. plenty of nowhere but not hospitable.
[17:23:51] <Konomi> dear telco
[17:23:56] <Konomi> need 400km long cable
[17:23:58] <Konomi> interested?
[17:24:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> surprised you haven't moved in to the middle pretty much at all though.
[17:24:54] <Konomi> there's like one town there
[17:25:03] <Konomi> au isn't big on devolpment
[17:25:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> we took every bit of land we have and populated it at least every 100 miles even in the nasty useless deserts.
[17:25:22] <Konomi> plenty of places that culd be expanded to but like I posted above
[17:25:26] <Konomi> the purposely make it expensive
[17:25:35] <Konomi> houses have become investments here not places to live
[17:26:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahhh, investors wanting to keep self-ownership down so they can keep raking in rent.
[17:26:11] <Konomi> yup
[17:26:21] <Konomi> people been saying the bubble is going to pop here for ages
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[17:26:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> love that crony-capitalism.
[17:26:41] <Konomi> our bank regulators are pretty good at keeping it going though
[17:26:45] <Konomi> I'm sure it will bust eventually
[17:26:49] <Konomi> when who knows
[17:26:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> pay the government to eliminate competition. fun for the whole family
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[17:27:32] <Konomi> hopefully I'll be in bed before he gets back ~
[17:27:33] <Konomi> ;p
[17:27:42] <Konomi> yeah never got land prices myself
[17:27:50] <Konomi> finite thing there
[17:28:16] <Konomi> most of the land here is pretty bad too so you'd think they'd almost give it away but they have a nice monoply going on it
[17:28:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> land prices here are sick low. we don't do governmentally owned land for the most part.
[17:29:13] <Konomi> sounds awesome x.x
[17:29:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyway, time to grab some lunch then go deal with some bureaucrats
[17:30:07] <Konomi> going to bed laters ;p
[17:35:33] <Bytram> Konomi: au revoir!
[17:35:45] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: I should do the same.
[17:36:11] <Bytram> afk
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[18:29:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft Looks to Embrace Android Apps - http://sylnt.us - too-little-too-late
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[18:49:31] <mechanicjay> Oof, my overall post count is embarrassingly low for having such a low uid.
[18:51:58] * mechanicjay goes to post some comments
[19:08:47] <geotti> mechanicjay: quality matters
[19:14:00] * Bytram notes that he DOES have 95 upmods and only one downmod
[19:15:08] * Bytram is now not so sure... think I was looking at the wrong column's data.
[19:28:01] * geotti wants uncapped karma
[19:28:17] <geotti> sleep_deprivation++
[19:28:17] <Bender> karma - sleep_deprivation: 1
[19:28:25] <geotti> caffeine++
[19:28:26] <Bender> karma - caffeine: 67
[19:28:29] <geotti> mate++
[19:28:29] <Bender> karma - mate: 4
[19:28:31] <geotti> tea++
[19:28:31] <Bender> karma - tea: 368
[19:30:18] <geotti> python-- #whitespace delimination sucks balls
[19:30:18] <Bender> karma - python: -1
[19:33:39] <mechanicjay> Bytram: my reading of the data shows you at 133 up and 3 down, assuming I'm looking at the right username
[19:34:12] <mechanicjay> oh crap, nevermind, you' were talking about me :)
[19:34:27] <mechanicjay> in which case yes, 95/1 for me :)
[19:37:23] <geotti> http://dangerousprototypes.com
[19:37:24] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03The Commodore 64 Flash Cart (C64FC) is done! | Dangerous Prototypes
[19:52:08] <Bytram> !uid
[19:52:09] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5019, owned by NalaNosivad
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[20:29:55] <chromas> "Amid nationwide protests over concerns of excessive force used by police, a Walla Walla man on Wednesday tearfully praised local law enforcement officers for not killing him during a tense November standoff."
[20:29:59] <chromas> :|
[20:30:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ask Soylent: New, Quality Laptops with 32-bit Windows? - http://sylnt.us - moving-forward-to-the-past
[20:34:30] * Bytram notes that he just set his preference for "Daily Site Stats" to "E-mail"... cf bugs: 268, 270, 271
[21:17:57] * juggs notes he has no idea where that preference is :D
[21:18:16] <Bytram> juggs: do you has privs?
[21:18:31] <juggs> I have editor level privs I believe
[21:18:48] * Bytram found it on my preferences page, under the "Messages" tab
[21:19:58] <Bytram> juggs: btw, I just noticed that a bug that I had opened on github, and which had been closed, seems to be still happening... do you know how to reopen it?
[21:22:06] <juggs> Likely needs someone with more privs to do it
[21:22:19] <juggs> Ahh - found the prefs you mentioned
[21:22:35] <Bytram> kinda thought so. I'll just open a new one and refer back to the original. Thanks!
[21:22:39] <Bytram> =)
[21:22:49] <Bytram> beware!
[21:23:20] <Bytram> I ran into a bug where a service(?) had troubles and got an e-mail every 5-10 minutes about it. :/
[21:24:03] <Bytram> juggs: see: https://github.com
[21:24:03] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Check all tasks to see if any are unnecessary (i.e based on removed code) · Issue #268 · SoylentNews/slashcode · GitHub
[21:24:59] <juggs> Sounds annoying!
[21:25:43] <Bytram> especially with a slow connection and Thunderbird insists on downloading all 100+ messages.
[21:26:28] * Bytram tethers his phone to get on-line occasionally goes a day or so without being on-line. Yup. Ouch!
[21:31:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - MintBox Mini Looks Tasty - http://sylnt.us - minty-fresh
[21:32:52] <juggs> I've been using a 3G connection exclusively for a while so I understand the pain. Finally got a landline and some decentish broadband installed today xD
[21:33:04] <Bytram> !woop
[21:33:04] <Bender> woop woop woop (\/) (;,,;) (\/)
[21:34:10] * Bytram does not have 4g or 3g... 1X (tops out, rarely, at 900kbits/sec)
[21:34:20] <chromas> are you using imap?
[21:34:54] <Bytram> sorry - brain fart - what's IMAP?
[21:35:19] <juggs> email protocol
[21:35:40] <juggs> check your account settings in thunderbird, will either be pop3 or imap
[21:36:07] <Bytram> oh! yeah, I think so... it's been a long time since I set it up and it basically seems to work, so I haven't touched it in a long while.
[21:37:45] <Bytram> just checked. All mail is via IMAP
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[21:48:26] <Bytram> for the curious, some I just did quick calculations.
[21:48:54] <Bytram> It reveals that our 5018 registered users have: posted 101216 comments; have had 64179 upmods and only 5280 downmods
[21:49:24] <mechanicjay> The quality of discussion on this site, really is excellent.
[21:49:31] <Bytram> Thus having earned a net [theoretical] karma of -- drumroll -- 187257
[21:50:26] * Bytram is curious what the numbers would be if ACs were included, too.
[21:50:31] <Bytram> q
[21:53:10] <mechanicjay> as of this second, 10,085,510 stories have been read.
[21:53:36] <Bytram> hmmm...
[21:54:01] <mechanicjay> that from a select sum(hits) from stories;
[21:54:42] <Bytram> interesting... do you have a quick count of the stories that have been published?
[21:54:59] <mechanicjay> interestingly enough, doing a sum(commentcount) shows 126,xxx comments
[21:55:15] <mechanicjay> 4725
[21:55:24] <mechanicjay> oh published
[21:55:26] <mechanicjay> hang on
[21:55:40] <Bytram> be sure to check that the date is > jan 2014 (dropped stories are sent, I think, to Jan 1 of way-back-when)
[21:55:41] <ciri> me too, smoke time! Bytram
[21:56:06] <Bytram> yeah, my numbers only included users-with-nicks; ACs were excluded.
[21:56:29] <mechanicjay> yeah, erm, actually, have a meeting to run to. be back soon.
[21:56:52] <Bytram> np
[21:57:09] <Bytram> btw, that's roughly 80 comments per story. Pretty darn good!
[21:57:50] <Bytram> hmm, I forgot to count journal *articles* and *comments* (though some of those may be in the same bins we just looked at)
[21:58:34] <Bytram> afk
[22:05:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> and done with that noise. going to boot winders and wind down with a bit of baddie chopping now.
[22:06:14] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: wb
[22:06:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, that thing with the slashdot.org mention in the code is leftover cruft rather than a bug.
[22:07:02] <Bytram> fyi: thought found a problem with @#nn; but, upon reflection, it was a feature. =)
[22:07:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, good
[22:07:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> we like features
[22:07:35] <Bytram> yeah, I see it seems to be non-functional -- but it's still being shipped out to all the users' pages.
[22:07:39] <Bytram> nodnod
[22:08:10] <Bytram> the before/after styles that add the "@" and ":" make it impossible to spoof a nick reference. =)
[22:08:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooh, nice.
[22:08:21] <Bytram> at least using the new user tags
[22:08:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> never checked that
[22:09:06] <Bytram> I could still do: m<a href="http://soylentnews.org/~artyb/">artyb</a>
[22:09:07] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03- SoylentNews User
[22:09:45] <Bytram> but the allowed chars for a nick EXCLUDE "@" and ":" so they act as clear demarcations of where the nick ref starts/stops
[22:09:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep, thas why i used em
[22:10:03] <Bytram> yeh, sure!
[22:10:07] <Bytram> =)
[22:10:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause they weren't allowed characters i mean
[22:10:23] * Bytram had a bug written up and almost ready to submit when I realized that.
[22:11:09] <Bytram> otoh, I think there may be a problem with regexp looking too far; needs to short-circuit when max of 20char nick is reached
[22:11:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly should, yeah
[22:11:45] <Bytram> think of how you'd process @buncha characters that are not a nick
[22:12:15] <Bytram> hmm, I wonder what happens with @#x:
[22:12:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> check see that i didn't already. think i check that the nick is a valid user.
[22:12:37] <Bytram> o/w the link would come up empty?
[22:13:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> might, i don't remember if i checked for valid user or not.
[22:14:29] <Bytram> ISTR we talked about what happens when the UID > !UID
[22:14:32] <Bytram> !UID
[22:15:06] <Bytram> hmm
[22:15:11] <Bytram> !uid
[22:15:11] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5019, owned by NalaNosivad
[22:15:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> won't be the same on dev but definitely won't be higher
[22:15:56] <Bytram> While I have this open, and at the moment there are 5019 registered nicks. let's try a reference to user 5200: @#5100:
[22:16:24] * Bytram can't type
[22:16:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> it work okay?
[22:16:38] <Bytram> preview came back with:
[22:16:39] <Bytram> While I have this open, and at the moment there are 5019 registered nicks. let's try a reference to user 5200: @#5200:
[22:16:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> nice
[22:17:16] <Bytram> While I have this open, and at the moment there are 5019 registered nicks. let's try a reference to user 5200: @#5200: and here it is with the USER phrase: <user>#5200</user>
[22:17:32] * Bytram clicked preview
[22:17:52] <Bytram> While I have this open, and at the moment there are 5019 registered nicks. let's try a reference to user 5200: @#5200: and here it is with the USER phrase: #5200
[22:17:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> try it with a random 25 character string next
[22:17:59] <Bytram> k
[22:18:18] <Bytram> do you remember how long a nick can be, offhand?
[22:18:22] <Bytram> hold on...
[22:18:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> newp
[22:18:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> go with 50 to be sure
[22:18:48] * Bytram has to find the write dir where he saved some stuff
[22:19:31] <Bytram> nickname | varchar(20)
[22:19:37] <Bytram> =)
[22:19:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> we may have bumped it on prod but not on dev
[22:19:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> but if that's on dev that's fine for testing
[22:20:52] <Bytram> that was on dev as of: 20140405
[22:21:23] <Bytram> @TheQuickBrownFoxJumpsOverTheLazyDogs.:
[22:22:01] <Bytram> @TheQuickBrownFoxJumpsOverTheLazyDogs.: (reference to a name with too many chars)
[22:22:01] <Bytram> @: (reference to a name with no chars)
[22:22:10] * Bytram clicks preview
[22:22:21] <Bytram> Let's try other non-existent instantiations:
[22:22:21] <Bytram> @TheQuickBrownFoxJumpsOverTheLazyDogs.: (reference to a name with too many chars)
[22:22:21] <Bytram> @: (reference to a name with no chars)
[22:22:32] <Bytram> no linky!
[22:22:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> good good. fear my blind luck!
[22:23:17] <Bytram> @#abd: (reference a UID that is not a number)
[22:23:26] * Bytram clicks preview
[22:23:35] <Bytram> @#abd: (reference a UID that is not a number)
[22:24:07] <Bytram> can we refer to an AC?
[22:24:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> dunno, give it a try. @#1:
[22:24:34] <Bytram> @#0: (reference UID of an Anonymous Coward)
[22:24:39] <Bytram> oops! u r right
[22:25:08] <Bytram> @#0: (reference UID that is too small)
[22:25:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> eventually i'd like to put like a colored dot out beside each AC post that stays the same for that AC on that story.
[22:25:30] <Bytram> @Anonymous Coward: (reference UID of an Anonymous Coward)
[22:25:30] <Bytram> @#0: (reference UID that is too small)
[22:25:56] <Bytram> the @#1: filled in the nick for an AC, but it was not a link
[22:25:59] <Bytram> =)
[22:26:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> excellent
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[22:28:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> anywho, ima bail for a while and chop some baddies in winders. got brain static.
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[22:29:03] <Bytram> hmmm, colors might not be ideal... how about an index into [ipid;subnetid] -- Anonymous Coward :1: -- Anonymous Coward :2: -- etc.
[22:29:20] * Bytram couldn't type fast enuf. :/
[22:36:57] <Bytram> @#-1: (reference UID that is negative)
[22:37:10] <Bytram> @#-1: (reference UID that is negative)
[22:37:12] <Bytram> no linky
[22:37:36] * Bytram clicks submit
[22:38:04] <Bytram> above tests' comment can be found at: http://dev.soylentnews.org
[22:38:04] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03SN (dev) comment by martyb (76)
[22:38:52] * Bytram notices the time
[22:39:08] <Bytram> looks like I should be going, too.
[22:39:19] <Bytram> see y'all later!
[22:39:27] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[22:39:52] <Bytram|away> !uid
[22:39:52] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5019, owned by NalaNosivad
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