#Soylent | Logs for 2015-01-17

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[00:00:03] <crutchy> i had maybe 11 hours rest last night. now i need coffee
[00:00:13] -!- exec [exec!~exec@utioner/T-800/BeVeryAfraid] has joined #Soylent
[00:02:26] <crutchy> ~suggest for spam filtering, maybe remove all control characters and spaces from a string before lowercasing and evaluating, cos spam words can get through with spaces between letters
[00:02:37] <exec> *** suggestion successfully added to wiki - http://sylnt.us
[00:04:56] <crutchy> ooh mod points >;-D
[00:11:35] <paulej72> hello again
[00:11:35] <ciri> hi paulej72
[00:11:53] <paulej72> what is on tap for tonight
[00:12:18] <crutchy> ~gday paulej72
[00:12:20] * exec prematurely cracks open a coffee++ mug of Debian for paulej72
[00:12:39] <paulej72> systemd—
[00:12:57] <paulej72> fucking char replace
[00:13:57] <crutchy> something giving you grief?
[00:14:05] <paulej72> had an Snapple Iced tea at lunch so I have a bit of caffein in me now
[00:14:25] <crutchy> ooh you just reminded me
[00:14:27] <paulej72> yea Maverics replaces two - with —
[00:14:43] <crutchy> i boiled the kettle then promptly forgot about it :/
[00:15:04] <paulej72> so no karma downs for me until i find that stetting and turn it off.
[00:16:23] <paulej72> did you boil it dry?
[00:21:53] <paulej72> get your free bottle of super beta prostate
[00:25:19] <crutchy> hmm
[00:25:29] <crutchy> i just had an idea for mods
[00:25:55] <crutchy> might suck though
[00:26:32] <crutchy> all posts start at 0 and only positive mods available. spam option sets -1
[00:27:21] <crutchy> prolly been suggested before, and prolly tried on other sites and failed dismally
[00:38:10] <geotti_away> paulej72: it's in system preferences -> language & text -> text -> "Use Symbol and Text Substitution"
[00:38:49] <geotti_away> at least that's where it's on 10.7
[00:48:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, main beef against that was it turns moderation into a like button
[00:49:59] <crutchy> true, but you can still surf at 4+
[00:50:11] <crutchy> or 10+
[00:51:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> in general, do not want. s'part of why i nuked the changing of downmods to zeromods.
[00:51:23] <crutchy> main problem atm i think is that mod system doesn't distinguish much between a post that's been modded down once or a million times
[00:51:42] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: have you looked at bytram’s bugs
[00:51:49] <crutchy> or a post that's been modded up 5 times or a million times
[00:52:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, dev isn't up to date so i haven't bothered.
[00:52:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> can't downmod a -1 post or upmod a +5 post
[00:52:49] <paulej72> I am looking through you pull requests now and will probably get dev up to master
[00:52:59] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, hence the problem
[00:53:16] <crutchy> well, not necessary 'problem'
[00:53:29] <crutchy> *necessarily
[00:53:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> cool cool. i had it pulled directly from my modwork branch so merging should clear up any bugs.
[00:54:03] <chromas> that's why we need fractional scores :) Each upmod increases the score an ever smaller amount
[00:54:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, we decidedly do not want majority rule on moderation.
[00:55:00] <crutchy> good thing about youtube likes (even though they're prolly just as gamed as any other mod system) is that you can tell straight away what videos people like
[00:55:11] <crutchy> by filtering
[00:55:35] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, democracy does have its rotten side
[00:55:54] <crutchy> majority rules sucks
[00:56:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> democracy is the worst possible form of governance except for most everything else
[00:57:06] <geotti_away> upvotes/downvotes higher/lower than 5/-1 should only be possible for users with 50+ karma.
[00:57:33] <geotti_away> or subscribers
[00:57:36] <paulej72> that would be a bitch to track
[00:57:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, karma's too easy. 75% of the site disagrees with me on EVERYTHING and i keep max karma.
[00:57:46] <crutchy> geotti_away, that could be interpreted as aristocracy
[00:58:16] * geotti_away 's fine with aristocracy
[00:58:19] <geotti_away> ;)
[00:58:37] <crutchy> i prefer technocracy :p
[00:59:04] <crutchy> you only get to mod if you can solve stoke's equation :D
[00:59:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> we could go reddit and appoint Moderators.
[00:59:13] <geotti_away> so, make downvotes at 50 karma count more than upvotes at i.e. 49 (I mean for karma) to make it progressively more difficult to achieve 50
[00:59:35] <geotti_away> rotating mods?
[00:59:37] <geotti_away> hm
[00:59:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> geotti_away, you're trying to foul up perfectly straight forward counting now.
[01:00:02] <geotti_away> like seats on the security council?
[01:00:13] * chromas solves stroke's equation
[01:00:16] <crutchy> i hereby veto! :p
[01:00:32] <crutchy> lol
[01:00:35] <crutchy> ew
[01:00:52] <geotti_away> make a bot that randomly up and downvotes then ; )
[01:01:12] <crutchy> using '4' as a random number generator
[01:01:24] <geotti_away> 42
[01:01:28] <geotti_away> ;)
[01:02:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> geotti_away, nah but you're welcome to. and by welcome to i mean i will smack you upside the head for adding to the noise side of the S:N ratio.
[01:02:30] <crutchy> haha "S:N" ratio :D
[01:02:57] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, s/noise/news/
[01:02:57] <SedNotABot> <crutchy> <TheMightyBuzzard> geotti_away, nah but you're welcome to. and by welcome to i mean i will smack you upside the head for adding to the news side of the S:N ratio.
[01:03:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i noticed that too. it doth amuse.
[01:03:49] <crutchy> my coffee intake is currently insufficient for me to generate an actual chuckle, but i was on the inside :p
[01:04:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> guzzling dr pepper tonight. every now and then i get on a soda kick.
[01:04:24] <geotti_away> how about guest mods
[01:04:25] <crutchy> dayam there's a lot of github shit happening
[01:04:49] <geotti_away> like, for programming topics, invite people from lobste.rs, for politics from somewhere else
[01:04:59] <geotti_away> celebrity mods, but our celebrities
[01:05:10] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: how much of the db is ready on dev? Do I need to put all of the mod stuff in?
[01:05:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, erm... shouldn't no. not a lot to check though.
[01:05:42] <crutchy> maybe we should have to program mods
[01:05:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> is going to have to be manually checked though i'm afraid.
[01:06:03] <paulej72> no problem
[01:06:12] <crutchy> that would at least discourage knee-jerk bs if there's a bit more effort required
[01:06:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> might also check vs the allowed tags too. not sure they made it into dev's db.
[01:06:58] <paulej72> fuck, I can’t remember where shit is. I relly let this lapse too long
[01:07:01] <geotti_away> fuck me, I think I finally did it!
[01:07:10] <geotti_away> I got buster to properly parse my ghost
[01:07:13] <crutchy> solved navier-stokes?
[01:07:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> no worries. any changes will be in the upgrades file
[01:07:16] <crutchy> oh
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[01:07:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> just need a select to see if they got put in or not.
[01:07:35] <crutchy> hi Bytram|away
[01:07:41] <paulej72> solving navier-stokes is easy. I did so in a past life
[01:07:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> evenin, bytram
[01:07:43] <geotti_away> python-- # 'cause!
[01:07:43] <Bender> karma - python: 1
[01:07:44] <crutchy> you just missed the github flood
[01:08:13] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[01:08:22] <Bytram> g'day all!
[01:08:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> python-- # the white space is keepin me down
[01:08:24] <Bender> karma - python: 0
[01:08:25] <Bytram> !uid
[01:08:26] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5007, owned by alantus
[01:08:29] <Bytram> !woop
[01:08:30] <Bender> woop woop woop (\/) (;,,;) (\/)
[01:08:37] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[01:08:37] <crutchy> ~queue
[01:08:39] <exec> Weather for Boston, MA, USA - currently 23°F / -5°C, clear, wind NW at 23 mph, humidity 35% - Friday snow showers (10°F-37°F / -12°C-3°C), Saturday clear (19°F-21°F / -7°C--6°C), Sunday chance of rain (34°F-46°F / 1°C-8°C), Monday clear (23°F-41°F / -5°C-5°C) - source: Google
[01:08:41] <exec> *** SN submission queue: 13 - http://sylnt.us
[01:08:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooh, we passed 5k
[01:08:49] <Bytram> nod nod
[01:08:52] <Bytram> SN++
[01:08:52] <Bender> karma - sn: 1
[01:09:08] <crutchy> signal_to_noise_ratio++
[01:09:08] <Bender> karma - signal_to_noise_ratio: 1
[01:09:40] <Bytram> sorry I've been kinda unavailable of late; work & life ganged up on me.
[01:09:52] <Bytram> I submitted some bugs
[01:09:57] <crutchy> they do that
[01:10:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> you been overly availible. it wasn't ready to be tested for those bugs =P
[01:10:33] <Bytram> too bad I can't get a goog glass and wear it facing backwards; then I'd be able to keep an eye on *everything*!
[01:10:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> pj is merging and getting dev up to snuff tonight though.
[01:10:43] <Bytram> wot?
[01:10:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> or at least giving it a go.
[01:11:06] <Bytram> I thot those changes were already in there and waiting for me to beat on 'em!
[01:11:27] <Bytram> I've got a full day on Saturday, then a week of vacation.
[01:11:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> apparently not. or possibly halfway.
[01:11:52] <Bytram> won't be too hard to redo, just time-consuming mostly
[01:11:52] <crutchy> Bytram, that's no good. vacations are horrible :p
[01:12:09] <Bytram> not after the holiday season *I* just had, believe me!
[01:12:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> smooth. we'll prolly run some quick testing on dev saturday and update live either sat or sun.
[01:12:23] <geotti_away> TheMightyBuzzard: have a look at https://regex101.com, if you don't know it already
[01:12:23] <Hedonismbot> * 03Online regex tester and debugger: JavaScript, Python, PHP, and PCRE
[01:12:40] <geotti_away> btw
[01:12:55] <Bytram> I won't be able to look at the new stuff until Sun unless something is available Real Soon Now.
[01:12:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> nifty but testing regexs before debugging them is heresy.
[01:13:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> thought you said saturday was good just now, no?
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[01:14:37] * crutchy puts pants back on
[01:14:51] <SpallsHurgenson> so... did I miss the rants about poettering's systemd-is-unix statement yet?
[01:14:51] <crutchy> just as Konomi could be a guy, SpallsHurgenson could be a chick
[01:15:15] <crutchy> did i miss systemd ranting!?
[01:15:18] <crutchy> aww
[01:15:31] * SpallsHurgenson strikes a pose "I'm too sexy for you boys!"
[01:15:31] <geotti_away> TheMightyBuzzard: it's got a debugger too
[01:16:10] <geotti_away> SpallsHurgenson: s/boys/shirts/
[01:16:10] <SedNotABot> <geotti_away> <SpallsHurgenson> strikes a pose "I'm too sexy for you shirts!"
[01:16:26] <crutchy> so sexy it hurts
[01:17:08] <crutchy> damn i remember when that song was at #2 on the top 40 countdown when i was a kid
[01:17:15] <SpallsHurgenson> crutchy: poettering spoke again. that always results in a rant :) http://www.linuxvoice.com
[01:17:16] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Interview: Lennart Poettering | Linux Voice
[01:17:24] <geotti_away> SpallsHurgenson: you probably missed the fact that DO now has BSD droplets for 5 bucks ; )
[01:18:02] <geotti_away> https://www.digitalocean.com
[01:18:03] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Presenting FreeBSD! How We Made It Happen. | DigitalOcean
[01:18:27] <geotti_away> so, fuck systemd
[01:18:27] * SpallsHurgenson looks for a geotti-to-english translator
[01:18:51] <SpallsHurgenson> wait, systemd has a daemon for that too now?
[01:19:12] <geotti_away> fuckctl++
[01:19:12] <Bender> karma - fuckctl: 1
[01:19:36] <chromas> I wonder how LoginKit is coming along
[01:19:47] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: no, I have a full day at work Saturday, and *then* (starting Sunday) I am on vaca
[01:20:01] <SpallsHurgenson> my init is autoexec.bat and that's how I like it!
[01:20:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> ah, right.
[01:20:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> we'll run through your tests you did the other day then.
[01:21:05] <crutchy> SpallsHurgenson, what about config.sys! autoexec.bat cannot be allowed to take over the whole init cycle!
[01:21:30] <geotti_away> as long as you load himem.sys, it's all dandy
[01:21:36] <SpallsHurgenson> you are creating a monolithic monster, crutchy!
[01:21:57] * chromas installs systemd into SpallsHurgenson's installation to take over mouse.com, wininit.exe and gorillas.bas
[01:21:58] <geotti_away> and remember mouse.com
[01:22:01] <crutchy> we need menus in both config.sys and autoexec.bat
[01:22:04] <geotti_away> hehe
[01:22:41] <chromas> ~define dosx.exe
[01:22:48] <chromas> aw
[01:22:54] <crutchy> whatever happened to the humble ini file?
[01:22:57] <exec> dosx.exe: unable to find definition
[01:23:18] <Konomi> does that mean people are gonna grab SpallsHurgenson's boobs?
[01:23:19] <crutchy> i guess regedit sat on it and killed it
[01:23:20] <chromas> the windows system registry attempted to murder the ini file
[01:23:25] * Konomi yawns
[01:23:26] <crutchy> !grab Konomi
[01:23:26] <Bender> Added quote 348
[01:23:27] <chromas> Bender: grab Konomi
[01:23:27] <Bender> Added quote 349
[01:23:27] <Konomi> ;p
[01:23:36] * SpallsHurgenson counts 33 teeth in that yawn
[01:23:41] <Konomi> double quote all the way across the world?
[01:23:53] <crutchy> SpallsHurgenson, i think there's multiple layers of teeth
[01:23:57] <geotti_away> menus... https://www.youtube.com
[01:23:58] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03DOS Shell 5.0 - YouTube
[01:23:59] <Konomi> I admit I just woke up and was slow
[01:24:03] <chromas> !deduplicate-quotes
[01:24:12] <crutchy> !quote 349
[01:24:12] <Bender> Quote 349 - <Konomi> does that mean people are gonna grab SpallsHurgenson's boobs?
[01:24:16] <crutchy> oh yeah
[01:24:22] <SpallsHurgenson> I loved DOSShell.
[01:24:31] <Konomi> I'm into feminism so if I am to believe the rumors it's not just my mouth that has a second set of teeth
[01:24:33] <crutchy> Konomi said boobs *chuckle*
[01:24:34] <Konomi> ;p
[01:24:41] <chromas> remember stupenDOS?
[01:24:58] <SpallsHurgenson> no
[01:25:05] <chromas> !grab-minus-one Konomi
[01:25:07] <crutchy> was that windows 95?
[01:25:15] <chromas> no it was like dosshell
[01:25:35] <chromas> or NCommander maybe
[01:25:51] <crutchy> i remember xtree gold
[01:25:54] <Konomi> I remember freedos
[01:25:56] <geotti_away> there was this weird ibm shell
[01:26:03] <Bytram> geotti_away: os/2 ??
[01:26:11] <geotti_away> nah, for ms-dos
[01:26:12] <SpallsHurgenson> back in the day, I wrote my own primitive menu/shell... lots of .BAT files and GOTOs :)
[01:26:18] <Bytram> lol
[01:26:31] <crutchy> batch file menus were fun
[01:26:46] <crutchy> i vaguely remember you could write a menu in config.sys too
[01:26:52] <SpallsHurgenson> it did everything very poorly, but it was mine :)
[01:27:07] <geotti_away> good times
[01:27:19] <geotti_away> prince of persia on XT
[01:27:27] <SpallsHurgenson> DOS6 added a boot-menu option where you could optionally load features from autoexec and config.sys
[01:27:31] <geotti_away> with pc-speaker
[01:27:34] <chromas> So you see, LP was really just helping us dig up our fond memories
[01:27:36] <Konomi> I hate mornings first in line for the new android body that doesn't need tgo sleep
[01:27:42] <Konomi> well near mornings
[01:27:51] <crutchy> post-mornings
[01:28:03] * geotti_away hasn't been to bed for 30-something hours
[01:28:14] <geotti_away> sleeping-- # for being overrated
[01:28:14] <Bender> karma - sleeping: -1
[01:28:22] <chromas> android-- # for only allowing one sms application to work at a time now
[01:28:22] <Bender> karma - android: -2
[01:28:36] <geotti_away> ios8-- #for breaking biteSMS
[01:28:36] <Bender> karma - ios8: -1
[01:29:12] * geotti_away goes to finish up his buster fork
[01:29:41] <chromas> I thought he had a claw
[01:34:33] <SpallsHurgenson> sms-- #because take the time to write a proper message damnit :)
[01:34:33] <Bender> karma - sms: -1
[01:35:39] <SpallsHurgenson> (and don't get me started on people who use email like a chat system :)
[01:36:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> sms-- # shortening a three letter word deserves an ass kicking.
[01:36:30] <Bender> karma - sms: -2
[01:37:14] <SpallsHurgenson> phonecalls-- #yeah and I don't wanna talk to you either. :)
[01:37:14] <Bender> karma - phonecalls: -1
[01:37:21] * SpallsHurgenson grumps heartily
[01:37:43] <chromas> sms is instant messaging from þe olden dayes of no cell data
[01:38:12] <SpallsHurgenson> if everyone took the time to write a nice 30-paragraph email explaining the problem, they would be too busy writing 30-paragraph emails to bother me :)
[01:38:37] <chromas> Now most sms applications have some sort of proprietary service you can use if the other person also has the same one so you can bypass sms
[01:39:11] <chromas> need people to get on xmpp development for mobile
[01:39:17] <SpallsHurgenson> don't care, don't like it :)
[01:39:53] <chromas> it does suck, but like facebewb, it's got ubiquity. Even moreso, actually
[01:40:42] <SpallsHurgenson> while I'm thrilled that the telecomm networks are awesome communication system, I don't actually want to use 'em to communicate with people :) :)
[01:41:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> SpallsHurgenson++ # preach it brother
[01:41:06] <Bender> karma - spallshurgenson: 11
[01:41:15] <SpallsHurgenson> except maybe to tell everybody to get off my lawn. I just mowed that, you young whippersnappers! :)
[01:42:01] <chromas> lawnmowers-- # for not running systemd/linux
[01:42:01] <Bender> karma - lawnmowers: -1
[01:42:42] * Bytram lobs a tank of agent orange in the general direction of SpallsHurgenson
[01:43:07] * Bytram notices his lawn no longer needs mowing
[01:43:07] <Bytram> hth
[01:43:07] <Bytram> =)
[01:43:24] <SpallsHurgenson> whatever, just don't WALK on it :)
[01:43:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd replace mine with rock but around here grass would just grow up through the rock.
[01:44:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> sides, i'm moving in a few weeks. after that it's not my problem anymore.
[01:44:58] <SpallsHurgenson> hmmm... it's true; according to google, nobody has made a linux-powered lawnmower. what's wrong with you nerds? :)
[01:45:23] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: are you off to see the wizard?
[01:45:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> unless it doesn't sell, in which case i gotta hire the local kid pushing a mower to come around once every week or two.
[01:45:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> off to see the whiskey. Tennessee.
[01:45:57] <Bytram> lol
[01:45:57] <ciri> rofl
[01:46:27] <Bytram> hope it all works out smoothly for you!
[01:47:41] <Bytram> http://www.bbc.co.uk
[01:47:42] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03BBC News - Hackers on Blackhat: Hollywood finally gets internet right
[01:50:11] <SpallsHurgenson> I can't believe it; everyone's watching over there and hollywood is telling them about back doors! They're giving away all our best tricks!
[01:53:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't say back doors, you'll summon EF
[01:53:22] <SpallsHurgenson> hmm... apparently nobody caught the reference :(
[01:53:39] <JamesNZ> It went over my head :)
[01:54:46] <SpallsHurgenson> it's all part of an international plot to make me feel old :(
[01:54:57] <chromas> Mr Potatohead! Mr Potatohead!
[01:55:02] <chromas> Backdoors are not secrets
[01:55:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> SpallsHurgenson, i was thinking about ripping the guts out of a roomba and hooking it to an electric lawnmower.
[01:55:16] * SpallsHurgenson suspects chromas cheated but thank you for the effort anyway :)
[01:55:45] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: nah, just need a joystick and some RF controls
[01:56:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> so rc car guts and a starter motor then?
[01:56:49] * Bytram has seriously thought about a remote-controlled cart towing a weed-wacker mounted on a trailer
[01:56:58] <Bytram> yep, that would certainly do it@!
[01:57:15] <Bytram> add a video feed straight from the front of the mower.
[01:57:20] <SpallsHurgenson> might not be such a good idea . A roomba can't run over and chop a dog or cat into bloody chunks (although it does sometimes try); that's something you gotta worry about with a lawnmower :)
[01:57:36] <Bytram> you could mow from an app running in your browser.
[01:57:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, main reason i haven't done it. my critters gotta have their rompin stompin room.
[01:58:42] <SpallsHurgenson> years ago when I had a different cat, I had a roomba that seemed psychotically attracted to the beast
[01:58:51] <Bytram> LOL!
[01:59:25] <SpallsHurgenson> it would home in on the cat who was sleeping on the ground, bump it, back away, dance manically a few moments and then go back and bump the cats a few more times
[01:59:42] <Bytram> ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!
[01:59:43] <SpallsHurgenson> (the cat usually kept sleeping; she was that sort of animal)
[02:00:19] <Bytram> oh my! I haven't laughed that hard in a long while!
[02:00:33] <SpallsHurgenson> so, yeah, attaching that sort of cyber-brain to a lawnmower seems like a REALLY bad idea
[02:01:03] <SpallsHurgenson> (coincidentally, cyberdyne systems invested a lot of money in roomba inc a few months later... coincidence? :)
[02:01:13] <Bytram> yuppers on that one. Hence my suggestion for a video cam mounted on the front, stream the video to a browser window, and run it with a joystick.
[02:01:43] <SpallsHurgenson> add a window wiper to clean off the blood spurts :)
[02:01:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> so you can bump into the cat on purpose?
[02:01:54] <Bytram> ewwww!
[02:02:03] * chromas didn't cheat but was off sprinkling turkey onto a pizza
[02:02:16] <SpallsHurgenson> http://www.dorkly.com still doesn't wanna make me use chrome
[02:02:16] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03There's Been A Secret Game In Your Chrome Browser This Whole Time - Dorkly Post
[02:18:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> wait wtf?
[02:19:01] <SpallsHurgenson> I know, turkey on pizza? blech!
[02:22:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://dev.soylentnews.org
[02:23:33] <chromas> looks a little html-ish
[02:23:59] <SpallsHurgenson> I LIKE it!
[02:24:12] <SpallsHurgenson> very web 0.1!
[02:25:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, json. it's an api.
[02:26:03] <chromas> I know
[02:26:08] <chromas> it's got html lists though
[02:26:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas cause Bytram put em in the testing stories.
[02:26:41] <chromas> ah
[02:26:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas the raw data from our db to do with as you will.
[02:26:53] <chromas> I figured that's what you were wtf-ing about
[02:26:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> minus anything incriminating
[02:27:29] <chromas> how about a 'web app'?
[02:27:30] <ciri> doing good, and you?
[02:27:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> i was wtfing about seeing raw sql in the output until i saw Bytram had put raw sql in a story on dev.
[02:27:37] <chromas> So we can access soylent from anywhere on the web
[02:27:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> from a bot or an app as well
[02:28:07] <SpallsHurgenson> chromas: visiting a website from anywhere on the internet? that's crazy talk!
[02:28:30] <chromas> I'm sure we can convince the others. Let's make it catch on!
[02:28:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> mostly it was something to do to keep me sharp on slash and still give me something else to do
[02:29:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> but i figured crutchy and the other bot wranglers would have fun playing with it.
[02:30:51] <Bytram> chromas: please... I am trying to log the tests I am doing in dev
[02:31:01] <chromas> k
[02:33:22] <paulej72> lm
[02:33:27] <paulej72> nop
[02:33:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> buncha significant backend changes you prolly haven't noticed going in this time
[02:33:32] <paulej72> qrs
[02:33:39] <paulej72> tuv
[02:33:43] <paulej72> wxyz
[02:34:37] <paulej72> the question is do they work and when will we go live with them, since we just started hammering on them today,
[02:36:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> i say we make bytram stay awake trying to break them until they're solid and push em live
[02:36:59] <SpallsHurgenson> seconded!
[02:40:03] <crutchy> we need a SN API script?
[02:40:28] <crutchy> haven't done any bot shit for a few days
[02:40:34] * crutchy opens gedit
[02:43:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> play with it however ya like
[02:44:42] <crutchy> http://www.cyberdyne.jp
[02:44:44] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03CYBERDYNE
[02:45:17] <chromas> HAL? That's old hat! We've got udev now
[02:45:38] <crutchy> i couldn't find anything that i've done with the api before so i'll just make a new script
[02:47:35] <crutchy> ~deb systemd
[02:47:37] <exec> system and service manager
[02:47:46] <crutchy> heh forgot about that one
[02:48:03] <crutchy> ~addr soylentnews.org
[02:48:05] <exec> soylentnews.org has address 198.58.121.23
[02:48:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> api has only ever been on my vm until now. just made it onto dev less than an hour ago.
[03:30:16] <crutchy> ~eval echo "C++" | sed -e "s/C++/pascal/"
[03:30:17] <exec> pascal
[03:30:57] <crutchy> ~eval echo "bbbbbbb" | sed -e "s/b/c/"
[03:30:58] <exec> cbbbbbb
[03:31:02] <crutchy> ~eval echo "bbbbbbb" | sed -e "s/b/c/g"
[03:31:03] <exec> ccccccc
[03:31:13] <crutchy> hmm. that might make for a simple sedbot
[03:31:41] <crutchy> ~eval echo "bbbbbbb" | sed -e "s/^/blah/"
[03:31:42] <exec> blahbbbbbbb
[03:31:50] <crutchy> ~eval echo "bbbbbbb" | sed -e "s/$/blah/"
[03:31:51] <exec> bbbbbbbblah
[03:32:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~eval echo curl http://icanhazip.com
[03:32:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> bah
[03:32:49] <crutchy> think i might've tried a sed like that before though
[03:33:02] <crutchy> heh
[03:33:30] <crutchy> ~eval echo curl http://icanhazip.com
[03:33:31] <exec> curl http://icanhazip.com
[03:33:36] <crutchy> hmm
[03:33:45] <crutchy> maybe i dun have curls
[03:34:19] <crutchy> ~eval curl http://icanhazip.com
[03:34:21] <exec> % Total % Received % Xferd Average Speed Time Time Time Current
[03:34:21] <exec> Dload Upload Total Spent Left Speed
[03:34:22] <exec> 119.18.0.66
[03:34:23] <paulej72> I am done for the night, need to make up for the sleep I lost list night due to caffein high
[03:34:46] <crutchy> cya pj
[03:36:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~eval curl http://icanhazip.com | echo
[03:36:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> doesn't show progress bars if a pipe's involved.
[03:36:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> nite paulej72
[03:37:01] <crutchy> ~eval curl http://icanhazip.com | echo
[03:37:03] <exec> % Total % Received % Xferd Average Speed Time Time Time Current
[03:37:03] <exec> Dload Upload Total Spent Left Speed
[03:37:04] <exec> (23) Failed writing body
[03:37:09] <crutchy> derp :/
[03:37:52] <crutchy> hmm didn't show that when i tried it in a terminal
[03:38:07] <Bytram> paulej72: have a good one!
[03:38:09] <Bytram> paulej72++
[03:38:09] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 92
[03:38:16] <crutchy> showed the first 2 line but not the error
[03:38:21] <crutchy> paulej72++
[03:38:21] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 93
[03:38:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> ?!
[03:38:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72++
[03:38:30] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 94
[03:39:00] <crutchy> paulej72, you had better say goodnight to ciri and tama in the batcave too. they'll miss you otherwise :p
[03:41:26] <crutchy> ooh i found a units tool
[03:50:15] <crutchy> ~eval units -t -o '%.3f lb' '2 kg' 'lb'
[03:50:16] <exec> 4.409 lb
[03:51:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> neatos
[03:51:45] <crutchy> not sure how to easily wrap it up into an alias. prolly need some awk-fu
[03:52:43] <chromas> make a systemd unit
[03:54:25] * TheMightyBuzzard smakes chromas in the forehead with his systemd unit
[03:55:34] <crutchy> maybe i need to add some flexibility to script parameters
[03:56:20] <crutchy> instead of just a %%trailing%% template, i need a %%trailing|1%% template to be replaced with the first space-delimited part of trailing
[03:56:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> no units script. it'll just have EF trying to get it to make his unit bigger.
[03:57:04] <crutchy> or %%trailing|1| %% with second pipe being for the delimiter
[03:57:06] <Bytram> just need a eunuchs stript
[03:57:13] <Bytram> nograb
[03:57:37] <Bytram> tis bedtime for bonzo
[03:57:43] <Bytram> have a good night everyone!
[03:57:46] <crutchy> ~time Bytram
[03:57:48] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Saturday, 17 January 2015, 3:57 am
[03:57:48] <chromas> night
[03:57:49] <crutchy> cya mate
[03:58:00] <Bytram> ciao for now!
[03:58:09] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
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[03:58:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~time set bedtime
[03:58:25] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Saturday, 17 January 2015, 3:58 am
[03:58:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~time
[03:58:32] <exec> Friday, 16 January 2015 @ 9:58 pm CST - Ada, OK, USA
[04:37:26] <crutchy> ~uid
[04:37:28] <exec> The current maximum UID is 5008, owned by dirt
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[04:51:02] <crutchy> ~api uid TheMightyBuzzard
[04:51:03] <exec> error: unable to retrive SN uid for user "TheMightyBuzzard"
[04:51:22] <crutchy> ~api uid TheMightyBuzzard
[04:51:23] <exec> error: unable to retrive SN uid for user "TheMightyBuzzard"
[04:51:27] <crutchy> dammit
[04:51:35] <crutchy> ~api uid crutchy
[04:51:37] <exec> SN uid for user "crutchy" is 179
[04:51:48] <crutchy> ~api uid crutchy
[04:51:50] <exec> SN uid for user "crutchy" is 179
[04:51:54] <crutchy> hmm
[04:52:11] <crutchy> ah
[04:52:18] <crutchy> ~api uid The Mighty Buzzard
[04:52:21] <exec> SN uid for user "The Mighty Buzzard" is 18
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[04:55:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Devices Using Speedy Wireless Protocol "WiGig" Coming in 2015 - http://sylnt.us - WiGig?-WhyNotGig?
[04:55:41] <crutchy> ~api uname 18
[04:55:43] <exec> SN username for uid "18" is The Mighty Buzzard
[04:56:30] <crutchy> ~api uname 18
[04:56:32] <exec> SN username for uid 18 is "The Mighty Buzzard"
[04:56:37] <crutchy> thas betterer
[04:57:08] <crutchy> ~api uname 1
[04:57:10] <exec> SN username for uid 1 is "Anonymous Coward"
[04:57:13] <crutchy> ~api uname 0
[04:57:15] <exec> error: unable to retrive SN username for uid 0
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[05:05:12] <Konomi> https://i.imgur.com
[05:05:13] <Konomi> okay then
[05:08:41] <chromas> "used"
[05:09:35] <crutchy> ~api karma Konomi
[05:09:37] <exec> SN karma for "Konomi" (uid 189) is 23
[05:09:48] <crutchy> hehe wonder how old that is
[05:09:55] <Konomi> hmm that seems very off
[05:10:01] <Konomi> I have have 44 karma atm
[05:10:02] <crutchy> its from dev
[05:10:17] <crutchy> api isn't available on prod yet
[05:10:46] <Konomi> to be honest I'm surprised I have karma
[05:10:52] <chromas> ~api karma Anonymous Coward
[05:10:53] <Konomi> then again I pick and choose my comments/battles ;p
[05:10:55] <exec> SN karma for "Anonymous Coward" (uid 1) is 0
[05:10:59] <crutchy> lol
[05:11:00] <ciri> now that is funny
[05:11:10] <crutchy> AC keeps trollin
[05:11:36] <chromas> ~api karma Barabbas
[05:11:39] <exec> error: invalid uid
[05:11:50] <crutchy> might be Barrabas?
[05:11:50] <chromas> ~api karma Barrabas
[05:11:52] <exec> SN karma for "Barrabas" (uid 22) is 50
[05:12:01] <chromas> wasn't sure; spellcheck had it wrong
[05:12:24] <crutchy> ~api karma 179
[05:12:27] <exec> SN karma for "crutchy" (uid 179) is 18
[05:12:30] <chromas> pity the fool
[05:12:36] <crutchy> can also do reverse
[05:12:55] <chromas> ~api karma -1
[05:12:57] <exec> error: invalid uid
[05:13:14] <chromas> ~api karma 34
[05:13:16] <exec> SN karma for "chromas" (uid 34) is 50
[05:13:23] <crutchy> i'll githuberize it
[05:13:24] <chromas> I should spend those
[05:17:40] <chromas> needs moar indents :D
[05:20:00] <crutchy> indents?
[05:20:23] <crutchy> hmm would be handy to be able to retrieve the last comment by a user
[05:20:43] <crutchy> can't see how to do that with current api. might be able to use the comment feed file though
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[05:51:29] <juggs> o.O
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[05:56:14] <JamesNZ> Rowan Atkinson looks remarkably similar to Parker from Thunderbirds.
[06:01:49] <crutchy> ~gday juggs
[06:01:50] * exec dexterously postulates a blagoblag of NCommander towards juggs
[06:01:54] <crutchy> ~gday JamesNZ
[06:01:55] * exec accidentally cracks open a used franger of Soylent Green for JamesNZ
[06:03:18] <JamesNZ> ~gday crutchy and juggs
[06:03:19] * exec brazenly pours a socket of toilet water for crutchy and juggs
[06:03:57] <JamesNZ> Drink up!
[06:04:00] <juggs> ~gday crutchy and JamesNZ
[06:04:01] * exec abnormally throws a toilet bowl of Debian at crutchy and JamesNZ
[06:04:06] <juggs> ~gday crutchy and JamesNZ
[06:04:07] * exec allegedly poops a tinfoil hat of coffee for crutchy and JamesNZ
[06:04:16] <juggs> ~gday crutchy and JamesNZ
[06:04:17] * exec cohesively tosses a cheap plastic cup of red cordial to crutchy and JamesNZ
[06:04:20] <juggs> !beer
[06:04:29] * crutchy takes the coffee
[06:04:39] <juggs> !beer crutchy
[06:04:39] * ciri pours some crutchy from the tap and slides it to juggs
[06:04:44] <juggs> hmm
[06:04:48] <crutchy> o.0
[06:04:59] <juggs> !beer VB
[06:04:59] * ciri pours some VB from the tap and slides it to juggs
[06:05:21] <crutchy> paulej72 gave us a present on behalf of tmb today
[06:05:25] <juggs> overload of beverage bots :D
[06:05:30] <juggs> what was that?
[06:05:31] <JamesNZ> !beer ciri
[06:05:31] * ciri pours some ciri from the tap and slides it to JamesNZ
[06:05:33] <crutchy> api wackery hackery
[06:05:35] <JamesNZ> Ewww.
[06:06:12] <juggs> Got it doing anything interesting yet?
[06:06:45] <crutchy> not much. just little utility type things
[06:06:52] <crutchy> ~api karma juggs
[06:06:55] <exec> SN karma for "juggs" (uid 63) is 50
[06:07:04] <crutchy> only on dev atm
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[06:07:58] <juggs> ~api sudo delete crutchy
[06:08:03] <crutchy> haven't yet figured out how to abuse it yet :p
[06:08:08] <juggs> hmm - not got to that one yet :D
[06:08:31] <juggs> ~api rm -rf /
[06:08:36] <crutchy> lol
[06:08:41] <juggs> ~api karma rm -rf /
[06:08:43] <exec> error: invalid uid
[06:09:04] <crutchy> ~eval rm -rf /
[06:09:05] <exec> rm: it is dangerous to operate recursively on `/'
[06:09:06] <exec> rm: use --no-preserve-root to override this failsafe
[06:09:11] <crutchy> ew
[06:09:27] <crutchy> lucky im not root
[06:09:39] <chromas> ~eval sudo apt-get install systemd
[06:09:47] <juggs> ~eval rm -rf /home/crutchy/test
[06:09:48] <chromas> ~eval gksudo apt-get install systemd
[06:10:13] <juggs> ~eval pwd
[06:10:28] <crutchy> i think you offended it :D
[06:10:39] <juggs> Methinks ~eval is restricted to crutchy only :D
[06:10:52] <crutchy> prolly :p
[06:10:59] crutchy is now known as crunchy
[06:11:13] juggs is now known as crutchy
[06:11:18] <crutchy> ~eval pwd
[06:11:25] crutchy is now known as juggs
[06:11:29] <crunchy> ew juggs is in my body !
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[06:11:46] <crunchy> testing++
[06:11:46] <Bender> karma - testing: 2
[06:11:50] <juggs> It was a tight squeeze being in crutchy!
[06:11:54] <juggs> no grab
[06:11:56] crunchy is now known as crutchy
[06:11:59] <crutchy> lol
[06:11:59] <ciri> now that is funny
[06:12:03] <crutchy> damn
[06:12:20] <crutchy> that would have made an awesome quote :D
[06:13:19] <crutchy> we managed to grab Konomi after she said boobs. that was an effort
[06:13:27] <juggs> ~api karma martyb
[06:13:27] <crutchy> !quote Konomi
[06:13:27] <Bender> Quote 23 - <Konomi> swearing is there for when I need an extra run to climb up my pissed off ladder
[06:13:30] <exec> SN karma for "martyb" (uid 76) is 50
[06:13:31] <Bender> Also in quotes: 52, 83, 183, 184, 236, 246, 257, 260, 267, 272, 280, 289, 296, 298, 299, 302, 303, 316, 319, 320, 330, 335, 346, 348, 349
[06:13:43] <crutchy> !quote 349
[06:13:44] <Bender> Quote 349 - <Konomi> does that mean people are gonna grab SpallsHurgenson's boobs?
[06:14:00] <Konomi> so crude ~
[06:14:21] <juggs> why is your home crude?
[06:14:27] <crutchy> juggs, can also do ~api uid <name> and ~api name <uid>
[06:14:47] <juggs> ~api name 1
[06:14:49] <exec> SN username for uid 1 is "Anonymous Coward"
[06:14:52] <juggs> ~api name 2
[06:14:54] <exec> SN username for uid 2 is "NCommander"
[06:15:00] <juggs> ~api name 3456
[06:15:01] <exec> SN username for uid 3456 is "timdogg"
[06:15:26] <juggs> 3
[06:15:28] <ciri> 4
[06:15:29] <ciri> 5
[06:15:30] <ciri> 6
[06:15:32] <ciri> 7
[06:15:34] <ciri> 8
[06:15:36] <ciri> 9
[06:15:38] <ciri> 10 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[06:15:43] <crutchy> ~api name 1e6
[06:15:45] <exec> SN username for uid 1e6 is "Anonymous Coward"
[06:15:50] <crutchy> derp
[06:16:09] <juggs> ~api uid ciri
[06:16:11] <exec> error: unable to retrive SN uid for user "ciri"
[06:16:20] <crutchy> hmm i wonder if that's an api bug
[06:16:48] <Konomi> ciri--
[06:16:48] <Bender> karma - ciri: -37
[06:17:11] <juggs> ~api name 1ffdjjfdkjfdkf
[06:17:13] <exec> SN username for uid 1ffdjjfdkjfdkf is "Anonymous Coward"
[06:17:23] <juggs> ~api name 12ffdjjfdkjfdkf
[06:17:24] <exec> SN username for uid 12ffdjjfdkjfdkf is "Dopefish"
[06:17:31] <juggs> Interesting
[06:17:39] <crutchy> ~api
[06:17:40] <exec> http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[06:18:00] <juggs> ~api api
[06:18:36] <crutchy> https://dev.soylentnews.org
[06:18:42] <juggs> ~api name 1xxx2
[06:18:43] <exec> error: unable to retrive SN username for uid 1xxx2
[06:18:50] <juggs> ~api name 1xxx
[06:18:51] <exec> error: unable to retrive SN username for uid 1xxx
[06:18:57] <juggs> ~api name 1x
[06:18:59] <exec> SN username for uid 1x is "Anonymous Coward"
[06:19:03] <juggs> ~api name 1xx
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[06:19:06] <exec> SN username for uid 1xx is "Anonymous Coward"
[06:19:08] <juggs> ~api name 1xxx
[06:19:10] <exec> error: unable to retrive SN username for uid 1xxx
[06:19:14] <juggs> ~api name 1xxy
[06:19:17] <exec> SN username for uid 1xxy is "Anonymous Coward"
[06:19:25] <juggs> ooohkay then....
[06:20:18] <crutchy> ~slashcode-issue API quirk, passing a uid of 1e6 or 1xxx returns AC. demo: https://dev.soylentnews.org
[06:20:49] <chromas> ~api 2
[06:20:54] <chromas> ~api name 2
[06:20:56] <exec> SN username for uid 2 is "NCommander"
[06:20:58] <chromas> ~api name 2ggg
[06:21:00] <exec> SN username for uid 2ggg is "NCommander"
[06:21:02] <juggs> 1xxx returns error
[06:21:07] <chromas> ~api name 3aaaa
[06:21:10] <exec> SN username for uid 3aaaa is "robind"
[06:21:14] <chromas> ~api name 3
[06:21:17] <crutchy> oh oops :p
[06:21:17] <exec> SN username for uid 3 is "robind"
[06:21:27] <juggs> ~api name 3xxxx
[06:21:29] <exec> error: unable to retrive SN username for uid 3xxxx
[06:21:33] <juggs> ~api name 3aaaa
[06:21:36] <exec> SN username for uid 3aaaa is "robind"
[06:21:38] <juggs> HA
[06:21:45] <juggs> something against repeated X
[06:22:02] <crutchy> hmm i wonder if that's exec's url filter
[06:22:26] <crutchy> ah yeah
[06:22:27] <crutchy> 2015-01-17 06:21:24 > *** blacklisted URL detected ***
[06:22:33] <juggs> filtering out the smut?
[06:22:47] <crutchy> its a poor man's attempt :p
[06:22:50] <chromas> works on the web page
[06:22:57] <chromas> even xxxx
[06:23:10] <juggs> cos all smut sites feature XXX in their names - and no-one in their right mind would want to read about Castlemaine XXXX
[06:23:17] <crutchy> lol
[06:23:18] <ciri> lol that's funny!
[06:23:29] <crutchy> XXXX is smut in a can :D
[06:25:52] <crutchy> dunno why github thingy didn't work :/
[06:26:03] <crutchy> ~slashcode-issue
[06:26:41] <crutchy> not even running :(
[06:28:22] <juggs> !beer XXXX
[06:28:24] * ciri pours some XXXX from the tap and slides it to juggs
[06:29:10] <crutchy> lol smut on tap :D
[06:29:25] <juggs> Welcome to the web
[06:31:40] <crutchy> ~slashcode-issue API quirk, passing a uid of 1e6 or 1xxx returns AC. demo: https://dev.soylentnews.org
[06:31:43] <exec> https://github.com
[06:34:23] <crutchy> the alias was disabled by a rogue return command. prolly cos it wasn't meant for consumption en masse
[06:34:38] <crutchy> ~slashcode-issue
[06:34:46] <crutchy> disabled it again
[06:36:07] <crutchy> might play some ut2k4
[06:37:35] <juggs> kills some time I guess
[06:37:55] <crutchy> juggs, s/kill/frag/
[06:37:56] <SedNotABot> <crutchy> <juggs> frags some time I guess
[06:57:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Traveling Behind the Great Firewall of China - http://sylnt.us - be-prepared
[07:13:50] <arti> http://www.al.com
[07:13:51] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Wendy Holland given 219-year sentence, William Brownlee 20 years in family sex ring | AL.com
[07:39:54] -!- SoyCow3989 [SoyCow3989!~60fbbefd@hksf-67-277-111-779.lsanca.fios.verizon.net] has joined #Soylent
[07:40:03] <SoyCow3989> cocksuckerz
[07:40:35] <SoyCow3989> Cock... Suckerz
[07:42:18] <SoyCow3989> Cack "...:--..'.';------<====B
[07:42:43] * Konomi yawns
[07:42:50] <SoyCow3989> haha
[07:42:55] <crutchy> hey its not even e-f
[07:42:58] <crutchy> or is it?
[07:43:05] <Konomi> who knows who cares
[07:43:34] <crutchy> do we have any bot torture devices?
[07:43:39] <crutchy> besides ciri
[07:44:33] <crutchy> better make missus a cuppa, or she might torture my device
[07:46:21] <Konomi> just ciri with it's stupidity
[07:46:22] <SoyCow3989> fucksoycow
[07:49:12] <Konomi> not like stupidity is unique to ciri though
[07:51:41] <crutchy> ~gday ethanol-fueled
[07:51:43] * exec fanatically cracks open an assfull of coffee for ethanol-fueled
[07:51:58] <SoyCow3989> dam
[07:52:18] <SoyCow3989> ...
[07:53:45] <SoyCow3989> neoneup
[07:54:07] <SoyCow3989> whosadigitalconservativehere
[07:54:16] <SoyCow3989> (question)
[07:54:42] <SoyCow3989> beentohckdtoday
[07:54:48] <SoyCow3989> (question)
[07:55:08] <SoyCow3989> ....
[07:55:20] <crutchy> dude, u on a mobile?
[07:55:34] <SoyCow3989> xlefay
[07:55:44] <crutchy> lol @ http://xkcd.com
[07:55:44] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03xkcd: Screws
[07:55:58] <SoyCow3989> asteri x
[07:56:17] <SoyCow3989> asteri x
[07:56:22] <SoyCow3989> asteri x
[07:56:26] <SoyCow3989> asterix
[07:56:56] <crutchy> this is a bit abstract even for e-f
[07:57:02] <SoyCow3989> wtfae-f
[07:57:05] <juggs> .op
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[07:57:24] <crutchy> juggs, he mentioned xlefay
[07:57:29] * Konomi points at crutchy
[07:57:32] <Konomi> wasn't me his fault
[07:58:07] <crutchy> random trolls don't just mention.... 'the man'
[07:58:21] <SoyCow3989> iamnottheman'
[07:58:31] <SoyCow3989> '
[07:59:15] <crutchy> what do you make of sublight, oh soyest of cows :p
[07:59:22] <SoyCow3989> listentoradiofreesatandotcomonradiofreesatandotcom
[07:59:34] <SoyCow3989> ggg
[07:59:50] -!- SoyCow3989 was kicked from #Soylent by juggs!~juggs@Soylent/Staff/IRC/juggs [SoyCow3989]
[07:59:59] <crutchy> aww
[08:00:03] <crutchy> that was kinda interesting
[08:00:11] <juggs> mad bot
[08:00:19] <crutchy> possibly
[08:00:27] <crutchy> was weird whatever it was
[08:00:43] <juggs> aye
[08:00:43] <crutchy> i like weird :D
[08:01:00] <juggs> .deop
[08:01:00] -!- mode/#Soylent [-o juggs] by juggler
[08:01:18] <crutchy> should have invited it to the batcave to have chit chat with tama :p
[08:02:30] <crutchy> bit that made me think it may not have been a bot was the 'wtfae-f' line
[08:02:42] <chromas> is it still connected?
[08:02:58] <chromas> (yep)
[08:03:08] <crutchy> and 'iamnottheman'
[08:03:25] <crutchy> that was a bit smart for a bot
[08:03:45] <crutchy> well, maybe not. i dunno
[08:04:02] <juggs> Yah chromas, I only kicked the presence from #soylent
[08:04:29] <chromas> I figured they'd come back in or disconnect
[08:04:52] <crutchy> i've invited SoyCow3989 to #journals
[08:05:09] <crutchy> dunno if it will join though
[08:05:19] <juggs> I think it is someone channelling a seance to irc
[08:05:43] <crutchy> i was a little creeped out when it mentioned xlefay
[08:06:03] <crutchy> where the hell is that guy anyways?
[08:06:04] <ciri> hmmm thats a good question crutchy
[08:06:09] <crutchy> indeed
[08:06:16] <juggs> Don't doubt the POWAH of the IRC ouijah board!
[08:06:22] <chromas> maybe it was kobach
[08:06:37] <crutchy> on a bacon overdose :p
[08:06:48] <chromas> his spirit lives on through a robot
[08:06:53] <juggs> Did like his meat products
[08:07:12] <juggs> Mebbe the steroids got him
[08:08:06] <crutchy> if i'm not careful i might overdose on crunchy nut cornflakes
[08:09:01] <juggs> Nothing like a healthy diet :D
[08:11:43] <crutchy> dammit. now i'm having an xkcd overdose :/
[08:13:02] <crutchy> http://xkcd.com
[08:13:02] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03xkcd: xkcd Phone 2
[08:15:03] * juggs rides away on a flying horse-drawn chariot flanked by legions of valkyries and shieldmaidens to the land of feather and down, where warmth is to be found.
[08:18:43] * chromas imitates a scratching record
[08:18:48] <chromas> duvet duvet
[08:32:28] <crutchy> hahaha... so gotta remember this one http://xkcd.com
[08:32:28] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03xkcd: The Sake of Argument
[08:42:33] <crutchy> http://xkcd.com
[08:42:34] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03xkcd: Query
[08:58:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Governmen Meta-Data Collection used to Attack Political Opponent - http://sylnt.us - what's-good-for-the-goose...
[09:04:15] <ar> governmen?
[09:05:10] <arti> yeah, they are leaders
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[09:05:38] <arti> they take the power gathered from others and wield it
[09:06:02] <arti> :D
[09:12:09] <chromas> what about the governtransgenered?
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[10:23:04] <crutchy> !modify-tfa-title Governtransgendered Metro-Data Collection used to Fondle Political Dominatrix
[10:29:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Government Meta-Data Collection used to Attack Political Opponent - http://sylnt.us - what's-good-for-the-goose...
[10:29:59] <crutchy> aww
[11:30:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - DOJ Finally Reins in Police Asset Seizures - http://sylnt.us - He-sees-your-seizure-says-cease; you're-sure?
[11:48:00] <chromas> kmix++
[11:48:00] <Bender> karma - kmix: 1
[11:48:56] <chromas> Bender: s/e/ha/4
[12:05:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[12:05:45] <Bender> karma - coffee: 979
[12:06:00] <crutchy> ++coffee
[12:06:00] <Hedonismbot> Karma - coffee: 224
[12:06:07] <crutchy> coffee++
[12:06:07] <Bender> karma - coffee: 980
[12:11:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> cheers for the bug report, crutchy
[12:19:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> ugh, dragging severe ass today. going to get my video game on until i wake the fuck up.
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[13:08:17] <ar> so... yeah, i forgot my cryptsetup password
[13:08:27] <ar> but i remember the words that were in there
[13:08:38] <ar> xargs -n 1 -I{} -P 4 sh -c "echo '{}' | cryptsetup luksOpen /dev/sdb kioku" < ./blabla
[13:09:53] <ar> f = open("blabla", "w"); ['w', 'o', 'r', 'd', 's'].permutation { |x| f.puts x.join "" }; f.close
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[14:28:53] <SirFinkus> uhng, I can't stand that stupid "low fps video of a guy drawing on a whiteboard while narrating" gimmick
[14:29:24] <SirFinkus> it automatically makes me anti-whatever-is-being-presented
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[14:40:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, now i can pass for alive.
[15:03:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - South Korea Broadens Internet Censorship to Innocuous Music Videos - http://sylnt.us - their-country-their-laws-apply
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[22:55:22] <crutchy> ++coffee
[22:55:22] <Hedonismbot> Karma - coffee: 225
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