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[01:03:56] <SpallsHurgenson> #soylent dance party; everybody get down and boogie!
[01:04:20] * SpallsHurgenson busts a move
[01:05:50] * JamesNZ does the Pi dance
[01:06:14] <SpallsHurgenson> the moves are completely irrational and it never ends!
[01:06:40] <JamesNZ> Exactly, I will become the undisputed winner \o/
[01:08:49] <SpallsHurgenson> well, keep dancing then; the winner gets a nice hot cup of coffee as a prize :)
[01:10:42] <JamesNZ> Bah, in that case I'll just waltz with your kitty :P
[01:11:25] <SpallsHurgenson> kitty is indisposed; she is cowering beneath the bed because I opened the front door earlier
[01:11:45] <JamesNZ> What's outside the front door?
[01:12:28] <SpallsHurgenson> the world! the terrifying, horrifying world!
[01:12:51] * JamesNZ gets out the tinfoil
[01:14:28] <SpallsHurgenson> I'm pretty sure tinfoil would scare her even more
[01:15:02] <JamesNZ> Heh.
[01:17:35] <SpallsHurgenson> ever since we did some construction on the place she's become weirder than normal; she was hiding in the room where they were taking down the drywall and has been a nervous wreck ever since
[01:19:30] <SpallsHurgenson> of course, her "solution" to the problem is to keep hiding in the same spot where she was trapped last time. Silly fuzzy.
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[01:20:45] <Ethanol-fueled> 'sup
[01:20:56] <Ethanol-fueled> I have a girlfriend now.
[01:22:17] <Ethanol-fueled> She has nerve damage but can l*** t*** l*** and f*** all n**** l***.
[01:24:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> wouldn't be much of a girlfriend otherwise, yeah?
[01:24:40] <Ethanol-fueled> 'sup Buzzard
[01:24:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> after dinner smoke n caffeine
[01:25:08] <Ethanol-fueled> Nice, coffee++
[01:26:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> dr pepper right now. considering throwing some rum in it.
[01:26:57] <Ethanol-fueled> hahah, awesome. But I must point out, that's a clubber's drink. You gon' bump and grind tonight?
[01:27:23] <Ethanol-fueled> I have me some wine here I'ma start sippin...right now.
[01:28:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> wine's for them what like a nice stiff one up the backside.
[01:29:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> an admirable trait in a chick, mind you.
[01:30:17] <Ethanol-fueled> You might say that...though that's probably enabled by the fact that wine is the best middle-ground between rotgut and constant farting.
[01:30:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> sake
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[01:31:27] <swiss> apple cider is what real men drink
[01:31:30] * swiss sips on his
[01:31:31] <Ethanol-fueled> 'sup BadCoderFinger
[01:31:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> the farting and butsex correlation might be a real thing though
[01:31:57] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, wine doesn't cause farts. Hence, it is good for stiff ones up the backside.
[01:32:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, i like hard cider too but most commercial ones are brewed beer strong instead of wine strong.
[01:32:36] <swiss> fine by me, i don't mind drinking more of them
[01:32:38] <Ethanol-fueled> You like Hornsby's?
[01:32:38] <swiss> they're damn tasty
[01:32:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> i ferment mine until it wine yeast won't ferment anymore
[01:32:56] <Ethanol-fueled> they are tasty, but as a binge-drinker they're a nasty rotten hangover.
[01:33:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> comes out about 16-20% abv
[01:34:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> then i take one gallon out of the five and freeze it, turn it up over another container, let it thaw just until all the color has drained.
[01:35:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> gets you something called applejack what's roughly 150 proof.
[01:36:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> very strong but so sweet you can't tell. will fuck you up.
[01:36:49] <swiss> sounds like my screwdrivers
[01:37:02] <Ethanol-fueled> my margaritas are more brown than green.
[01:37:31] <swiss> most margaritas that aren't made with a mix are
[01:37:35] <swiss> in my experience
[01:39:09] <swiss> never though of tequila and OJ
[01:39:10] <swiss> hmmm
[01:40:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> never made a tequila sunrise?
[01:41:12] <swiss> nope
[01:42:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> tequila n oj, splash of grenadine on top
[01:43:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> honestly though, i like the taste of tequila enough i refuse to mix it with anything but salt n lime
[01:44:43] <Ethanol-fueled> Hell yeah.
[01:44:53] <Ethanol-fueled> Tequila is bomb shit.
[01:45:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> well good tequila is. cheap tequila is just vile.
[01:45:31] <swiss> i need to buy grenadine
[01:45:45] <swiss> i have plenty of Hornitos plata in my cupboard
[01:46:09] <swiss> idk if that's considered good tequila
[01:46:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> never heard of it
[01:46:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> i tend to err on the side of caution and stick with cuervo 1800
[01:46:42] <swiss> top shelf at the store
[01:47:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> tried patron, bout yacked.
[01:47:17] <swiss> well, mine's 100% tequila, don't think yours is
[01:48:03] <swiss> idk
[01:48:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, cuervo only uses blue agave even in their cheap stuff
[01:48:52] <swiss> oh, 1800 does. Jose Cuervo is 51% iirc
[01:49:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> didn't think so but wouldn't be the first time i been wrong
[01:50:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, stupid clock. keeps telling me it's not time to watch tv until bedtime yet.
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[01:57:01] <Konomi> burn the hackers gotta keep our 0s and 1s safe
[01:57:43] <Konomi> also
[01:57:44] <Konomi> http://vimeo.com
[01:57:45] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Cultural Theory: Social Media Echo Chambers (Case Study: Reddit) on Vimeo
[01:57:48] <SpallsHurgenson> I store all my binary data as 2s for just that reason; the hackers will never find it!
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[01:58:02] <Konomi> plans foiled obviously!
[01:58:53] <BadCoderFinger> Which plan, to get rid of BadCoderFinger? My ISP is progressing nicely on that front.
[02:00:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> her plan to replace all coffee and tea in the world with nonconfrontational caffeinated water
[02:00:53] * SpallsHurgenson hugs his hot cocoa possessively
[02:02:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> i caffeinated some spaghetti sauce once. wasn't as awesome as it sounded.
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[02:03:07] <Konomi> eww
[02:03:45] <paulej72> hola
[02:04:04] <swiss> BadCoderFinger: what country are you in
[02:04:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> sup yo
[02:04:56] <paulej72> first night in weeks where I came home and was not dead ass tired. Was able to clean my desk and turn on my lappy.
[02:05:16] <Konomi> did you find any lost tresure?
[02:05:20] <paulej72> now I need to pay a few bills and some other chores
[02:05:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> booze after then
[02:05:32] <paulej72> no lost treasure this time
[02:06:55] <paulej72> i found treasure borefore christmas looking through my junk mail. I found a $150 gift card from Comcast for remaining with them when I moved. I knew there was a promotion but I did not relize that I was getting it.
[02:07:49] <SpallsHurgenson> on the plus side, you get $150. on the downside, you're still stuck with comcast.
[02:08:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> they let you pay a bill with that or just buy extra crap you don't want?
[02:10:52] <paulej72> been buying food with it.
[02:11:12] <SpallsHurgenson> so, extra crap... eventually :)
[02:13:43] <geotti_away> python-- #lxml sucks
[02:13:43] <Bender> karma - python: 3
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[02:14:31] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[02:14:31] <Bender> karma - tea: 361
[02:14:32] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[02:14:32] <Bender> karma - tea: 362
[02:15:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> xml sucks period.
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[02:15:15] <SoyGuest42742> argh
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[02:16:33] * geotti 's fine with xml, but some implementations...
[02:16:52] <geotti> it is kind-of verbose, though
[02:17:02] <geotti> ws*++
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[02:17:30] <geotti> mate++
[02:17:30] <Bender> karma - mate: 1
[02:17:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> i prefer me some json. less of a headache and you can't misuse it as easily.
[02:17:52] <geotti> i've got an atom feed that i have to stroke here...
[02:18:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> my condolences.
[02:18:14] <geotti> appreciated!
[02:18:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm still trying to get ours to display the same in all readers. fookin hard.
[02:19:08] <geotti> you know the w3c validator, right?
[02:19:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar. unhelpful though cause nobody else knows it.
[02:20:03] <BadCoderFinger> swiss: I'm in the Internet's own backwater: USA.
[02:20:10] <geotti> at least you can get away with calling everyone else out, if it still doesn't work after it's validated there
[02:20:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> mostly has to do with the multiple-encoding of html entities. how many times should you decode entities?
[02:20:43] <geotti> !!!!
[02:20:49] <geotti> !!!!!!!!! seriously!!!
[02:20:54] <swiss> BadCoderFinger: oh, i am too. My ISP is cool with me
[02:20:55] <geotti> +infinity
[02:21:21] <geotti> that's *exactly* what I'm struggling with right now
[02:21:59] <BadCoderFinger> swiss: Count your blessings. Mine's hit or miss. Some days I want to drive to a data center with a USB drive instead of downloading at modem speeds.
[02:22:01] <geotti> python-- # for making me work so hard for such a simple thing
[02:22:01] <Bender> karma - python: 2
[02:22:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> good luck with it. firefox can't at all agree with liferea for instance.
[02:22:13] <swiss> BadCoderFinger: oh, i have >300mbit down
[02:22:15] <geotti> liferay?
[02:22:38] <BadCoderFinger> swiss: Lucky sot!
[02:22:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> LInux FEed REAder
[02:22:49] <geotti> ah
[02:23:09] <swiss> only 20mbit up though
[02:23:26] <SpallsHurgenson> "only"
[02:23:26] * geotti dreams about 20mbit up at night...
[02:23:27] <BadCoderFinger> I have a nominal 20 up, but never hit it.
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[02:24:08] * SpallsHurgenson would be happy with 20mbit in either direction
[02:24:38] * geotti grants SpallsHurgenson 20mbit up with 9600 baud down
[02:24:59] <SpallsHurgenson> bah, I'll just upload in reverse :)
[02:25:06] <chromas> liferea—sounds like listeria
[02:25:19] <chromas> disease++
[02:25:19] <Bender> karma - disease: 1
[02:25:34] <geotti> !define listeria
[02:25:46] <geotti> whatwasthetriggeragain?
[02:25:49] * geotti was absent too long
[02:25:52] <geotti> ~define listeria
[02:26:01] <chromas> 404 on the bot anyhow
[02:26:10] <geotti> oh
[02:26:18] <chromas> it's a bacteria
[02:26:47] <swiss> SpallsHurgenson: 20mbit up feels like crap with 300 down
[02:27:07] <chromas> Anyone use the combination of Qt and Kdevelop?
[02:27:07] <geotti> guess who's back with some salt for the open wound
[02:27:13] <chromas> (c++)
[02:27:25] <SpallsHurgenson> yeah well, spend a day in my shoes and you'll learn to love 20mbit down :)
[02:27:28] <swiss> lol
[02:27:35] <swiss> i was on DSL forever
[02:27:41] <swiss> i know how nice it is now
[02:27:47] <swiss> but still, it's lame to only have 20 up
[02:28:01] <geotti> chromas: doesn't qt have it's own ide?
[02:28:08] <geotti> -'
[02:30:05] <chromas> I guess so
[02:31:02] <chromas> I'm trying to use a QSocket but the linker won't find it. The only thing I've found for that is to put a line into the qt creator project file but I'm not using it
[02:31:36] <geotti> just a wild guess, but sounds like KDevelop isn't looking where it hould
[02:32:58] <chromas> It's fine with the default qt project but not QSocket. I didn't find anything on the net that fixed it so I figured I just broke something
[02:33:28] <chromas> I guess I could try qt creator. Vendor+lockin++
[02:33:47] <geotti> Maybe eclipse?
[02:33:57] <chromas> Does that work with c++?
[02:34:05] <geotti> eclipse works with *everything*
[02:34:15] <geotti> it's emacs on steroids
[02:34:19] <geotti> well, in a way
[02:34:32] <chromas> It compiles okay, it's the linker that's giving me trouble, btw
[02:35:04] <paulej72> found more treasure. The water company overbilled me for the last 4 months at my old place. I need to have them refund me $116.78.
[02:35:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> smooth
[02:36:14] <geotti> chromas: how about http://stackoverflow.com ?
[02:36:14] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03linker - kdevelop linking trouble - Stack Overflow
[02:36:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> i found aerosmith, kid rock, and run dmc doing walk this way, so score for me as well.
[02:36:52] <geotti> treasure++
[02:36:52] <Bender> karma - treasure: 1
[02:37:33] * geotti goes back to his atom feed..
[02:37:43] <geotti> thanks for the good luck, TMB
[02:40:24] <chromas> geotti: thanks; the project is already set up that way though :/
[02:52:48] <geotti> TheMightyBuzzard: nedbat | geotti: rss is nuts :(
[02:52:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth
[02:52:58] <geotti> coming from the #python channel
[02:53:17] * chromas puts xml in your xml
[02:53:19] <geotti> if I don't solve it soon I'll whip it up in java
[02:53:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> good luck with that. i haven't figured it out after months of perl hackage.
[02:53:55] <geotti> beat fire with fire
[02:54:14] <chromas> maybe you need to check the user agent and send out different things, like the web of old
[02:54:43] <geotti> it's a local thingie, it works mostly
[02:55:18] * geotti is enhancing (ghost) buster to replace the rss links, when it generates a static page from ghost
[02:55:50] <geotti> ghost-- # for being just a blog
[02:55:50] <Bender> karma - ghost: -4
[02:56:20] <geotti> krafty_kuts++ #for being funky
[02:56:20] <Bender> karma - krafty_kuts: 1
[02:57:38] <geotti> there's this (x)html prettifier for python called beautifulsoup.. it can use pythons famous lxml as a parser, but lxml parser is set up to strip out CDATA from xml by default and beautifulsoup uses some weird way to interface with it, where it can't change this flag...
[02:58:35] <geotti> unfortunately, only lxml appears to be able to handle xml via beautifulsoup
[02:58:46] <geotti> anyway
[02:59:56] <geotti> should've used sed, I just need to regex the hrefs and srcs to point to the right places, and keep everything else the same... nothing fancy, or so you'd think
[03:01:43] <paulej72> dishes are done and trash is ready to take out in the morining (not putting on pants for the trash)
[03:02:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> geotti, tried that. down that road leads recursive madness.
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[03:05:36] <geotti> lxml++ #IT WORKS!!!!
[03:05:36] <Bender> karma - lxml: 1
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[03:08:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.foxnews.com
[03:08:11] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03DOJ accused of blocking legal gun shops, other businesses from banking | Fox News ( http://www.foxnews.com )
[03:08:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> slow on the draw there, Hedonismbot
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[03:09:32] <chromas> is the internet being ddosed?
[03:09:36] <chromas> my net's fingering itself too
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[03:10:09] <SpallsHurgenson> yes. the entire internet is down
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[03:10:15] <SpallsHurgenson> nobody can connect to anything
[03:10:19] <geotti> swiss broke it with his 20mb upstream
[03:10:40] <chromas> You know something's wrong when _NSAKEY drops out
[03:12:38] <geotti> TheMightyBuzzard: what's driving you mad with the rss?
[03:13:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> &34;amp; and suchlike
[03:14:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> some decode that perfectly, some only decode one. some decode twice. some decode until there are no entities left period.
[03:14:49] <geotti> unicode?
[03:15:04] <geotti> with some, you mean clients, right?
[03:15:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, stuff gotta be escaped to go into some rss/atom fields.
[03:15:49] <geotti> lemme pastie something for ya
[03:17:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> if it's an rfc, keep it.
[03:17:45] <geotti> it's a feed
[03:17:47] <geotti> http://pastie.org
[03:17:47] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Private Paste - Pastie
[03:18:02] <geotti> the way ghost handles it is that it puts the stuff in cdata
[03:18:13] <geotti> so you can just leave it unicode
[03:18:20] <geotti> and let the client handle it
[03:18:26] <geotti> apparently it seems to work
[03:18:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> not worried about unicode so much as things like &<> and such
[03:18:39] <geotti> i only tries one client, though
[03:19:32] <geotti> but these things are inside elements, right?
[03:19:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> we use ampersands and quotes and lt/gt signs in titles, which rss very much does not like.
[03:19:52] <geotti> yeah, the solution seems to be to use CDATA for that
[03:21:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> don wanna
[03:21:20] <geotti> so you have a <title><![CDATA[Some string with &s or &s;]]</title>
[03:21:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> shurg. may hafta anyway i spose.
[03:22:02] <geotti> this way the things are separated
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[03:25:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> right, gonna go exile the cat that likes to whiz on stuff and hit the sack.
[03:26:08] <geotti> TheMightyBuzzard: https://core.trac.wordpress.org they seem to agree
[03:26:09] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03#9992 (Atom feed titles are CDATA'ed and XML encoded.) – WordPress Trac
[03:26:21] <geotti> night buz
[03:34:00] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: s/k//
[03:34:00] <SedNotABot> <chromas> <TheMightyBuzzard> right, gonna go exile the cat that lies to whiz on stuff and hit the sack.
[03:34:10] <chromas> ah, there was another k
[03:45:27] <SpallsHurgenson> there is always another k
[04:37:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Localization Horror Story: It Could Happen to You - http://sylnt.us - mid-nite-theatre
[05:04:45] <geotti> laterz
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[06:36:05] <crutchy> ++coffee
[06:36:05] <Hedonismbot> Karma - coffee: 222
[06:42:01] * crutchy claps and disturbs the crickets
[06:42:17] * Konomi makes the cat in headlights look
[06:43:33] * SirFinkus slinks back into his hole
[06:44:53] * Konomi pokes a hose down SirFinkus' hole and runs back to the tap
[06:44:56] <Konomi> +.+
[06:46:20] <crutchy> damn that would have been a good grab (assuming bender could grab it)
[06:47:04] <crutchy> dammit
[06:47:14] <crutchy> i just splipped some dead horse on my shirt :/
[06:47:33] <crutchy> how old am i again?
[06:47:33] <ciri> doing great here
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[06:48:17] <Konomi> the /me has never been compatible with grab
[06:48:30] <crutchy> pity
[06:49:14] * crutchy contemplates baiting with a gag about grabbing /me
[06:49:42] <Konomi> good luck ;p
[06:49:51] <crutchy> meh. too tired
[06:52:11] <SirFinkus> I always use gags before I grab anyone
[06:52:29] <SirFinkus> cuts down on whining and nosy neighbors with their damn noise complaints
[06:52:43] <crutchy> with whips and handcuffs?
[06:53:11] <SirFinkus> I usually use their underwear, like John Wayne
[06:53:23] <crutchy> or macgyver
[06:53:28] <crutchy> very resourceful
[06:53:51] <Konomi> underware on head momement is go
[06:53:52] <Konomi> \o/
[06:54:12] <crutchy> lol i had to read that thrice
[06:54:13] <Konomi> http://boingboing.net
[06:54:13] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Rug "typo" at Sheriff's Office: "In Dog We Trust" - Boing Boing
[06:56:40] <Konomi> https://www.youtube.com
[06:56:41] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03SNOWING IN SLIGO!!! 13/01/2015 - YouTube
[06:56:45] <Konomi> nsfw swearing lots of it ;p
[07:00:03] <Konomi> https://www.youtube.com
[07:00:03] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Football fans in rocket-speed escalator - Supportrar i skenande rulltrappa THE ORIGINAL - YouTube
[07:00:11] <Konomi> same nsfw thing again ;p
[07:02:35] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com much more entertaining
[07:02:35] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Balls on escalator - YouTube
[07:04:51] <Konomi> hehe
[07:12:50] <crutchy> i like your balls
[07:13:38] <SirFinkus> !grab crutchy
[07:13:38] <Bender> Added quote 347
[07:16:29] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[07:16:31] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Chinook Winds Casino Resort - Escalator Replacement Project - YouTube
[07:16:46] <crutchy> hehe. interesting, but then i guess i'm an engineer
[07:22:28] <arti> http://imgur.com
[07:22:29] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03I guess I just found the best image stabilizer - Imgur
[07:25:19] <geotti_away> arti++ # best image stabilizer evah!
[07:25:19] <Bender> karma - arti: 66
[07:27:14] <SirFinkus> I prefer more crafty type videos
[07:27:33] <arti> like 3d printing?
[07:27:45] <SirFinkus> naw
[07:27:46] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[07:27:47] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Building A Gibson Les Paul Junior Style Guitar - Part One - YouTube
[07:28:04] <SirFinkus> he has a soothing voice too
[07:28:31] <SirFinkus> and he uses ICQ, I though that was dead
[07:28:48] <arti> it's popular in certain places
[07:32:25] <geotti_away> arti: https://www.youtube.com
[07:32:26] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Experience the power of a bookbook™ - YouTube
[07:33:23] <SirFinkus> oh sweet, this is filmed in 60fps
[07:33:41] <SirFinkus> I'd watched it before but it was only 30fps
[07:34:01] <Konomi> I seen someone with like 10 icq contacts in a chat list the other day
[07:34:04] <Konomi> I was like waaaaattttt
[07:34:14] <Konomi> I won
[07:34:26] <Konomi> t use icq cause it has no decent base encryption
[07:35:06] <Konomi> I could use it with otr but why bother
[07:35:08] <geotti_away> you can do OTR with it
[07:35:20] <geotti_away> cuz PFS?
[07:37:20] <arti> being a programmer: http://imgur.com
[07:37:20] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Story of my life - Imgur
[07:37:51] <Konomi> http://opensource.com
[07:37:52] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Apache Spark: 100 terabytes (TB) of data sorted in 23 minutes | Opensource.com
[07:38:21] <arti> i want a bookbook
[07:38:48] <geotti_away> well, you can always download yourself to the place where they have it ;)
[07:39:03] <geotti_away> or refresh your mailbox
[07:39:03] <arti> i like how fast it loads
[07:39:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Technology Doesn't Make our Life More Stressful after All - http://sylnt.us - now-now-now
[07:40:09] <arti> just refresh the next day
[07:40:56] <geotti_away> you saw the video from the image stabilizer, not just the gifs, right?
[07:42:18] <arti> i was surprised it actually did work.
[07:46:25] <geotti_away> the programmer thing gets better the longer you watch it
[08:05:37] <arti> i completely agree
[08:13:44] <chromas> like meatspin
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[08:24:52] <Konomi> "If you are in the tech world, issuing a DMCA takedown is worse than kicking puppies off a pier."
[08:24:55] * Konomi laughed
[08:27:46] <JamesNZ> That's a lot of dead puppies.
[08:27:59] <ar> http://q3k.org
[08:31:56] <Konomi> xD
[08:32:41] <JamesNZ> I believe the appropriate response is "lolwut".
[08:33:42] <Konomi> my SO said "I am now scared for life" ;p
[08:39:17] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[08:39:18] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Defcon 21 - Forensic Fails - Shift + Delete Won't Help You Here - YouTube
[08:39:19] <SirFinkus> funny shit
[09:02:59] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[09:03:00] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03LEGO Great Ball Contraption (GBC) Layout 2012.9 - YouTube
[09:03:20] <crutchy> who doesn't like lego?
[09:15:33] <SirFinkus> aren't useless machines great?
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[09:22:50] * SirFinkus just discovered there's a cheese channel
[09:27:19] <crutchy> wholly carp
[09:27:31] <crutchy> "machines building machines... how perverted"
[09:27:33] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[09:27:33] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Mindstorms Aircraft Factory - YouTube
[09:40:35] <crutchy> ++coffee
[09:40:35] <Hedonismbot> Karma - coffee: 223
[09:49:41] <Konomi> my bot finally surives connection losses finally
[09:50:54] <crutchy> yay
[09:51:10] <crutchy> mine blows
[09:52:09] <Konomi> I had to monitor the connections myself and manage them -.-
[09:52:52] <crutchy> cool
[09:53:16] <crutchy> i had a go at doing something like that a while ago but it sucked and i gave up :/
[09:54:24] <crutchy> https://github.com
[09:54:25] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03exec-irc-bot/ping.php at master · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot · GitHub
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[10:41:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Apple’s New Programming Language is Growing like Mad - http://sylnt.us - new-hotness
[11:10:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:10:31] <Bender> karma - coffee: 977
[11:10:57] <SirFinkus> haha, captain crunch is in thailand
[11:11:06] <SirFinkus> given the stories I've heard about him, I think I know why
[11:23:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> right, gonna play me an hour or so of dragon age inquisition then head out fishing. see you lot this afternoon
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[11:32:00] <SirFinkus> I got a $100 visa gift card, is there an easy way I can just convert that into real money?
[11:32:11] <SirFinkus> preferably without giving anyone else money
[11:32:25] <Konomi> see if someone wants to buy something
[12:05:04] <Popeidol> usually involves taking a percentage loss
[12:05:44] <Popeidol> unless you find a family member or friend willing to do a straight swap
[12:06:43] * SirFinkus sighs
[12:06:56] <SirFinkus> these stupid cards drive me nuts
[12:07:16] <Popeidol> I mean, it's a visa with a pin right?
[12:07:26] <Popeidol> can you just put it through an ATM?
[12:07:32] <Popeidol> or transfer the balance to your paypal?
[12:07:38] <SirFinkus> I haven't gotten one to work online yet, and retailers often aren't set up to take 2 payment methods
[12:07:43] <SirFinkus> hmm, I'll try the atm thing
[12:09:27] <SirFinkus> even the package is annoying
[12:10:08] <Popeidol> they're great for anonymous illegal purchases
[12:10:18] <Popeidol> have you considered hard drugs?
[12:10:47] <SirFinkus> yes, but I need to turn this in to bitcoins first
[12:11:47] * Konomi hugs everyone cautiously
[12:11:50] <Konomi> also what Popeidol said
[12:12:18] <SirFinkus> oh no, the terms say I can't resell it
[12:12:51] <SirFinkus> (card cannot be used to obtain cash)
[12:12:54] <SirFinkus> those motherfuckers
[12:13:13] <Konomi> that's why you do what we said
[12:13:19] <Konomi> you find someoen who wants something
[12:13:24] <Konomi> ask for 50% in advance
[12:13:31] <Konomi> buy it send it get the other half
[12:13:39] <Popeidol> selling it to somebody doing illegal things might even net you a profit
[12:13:55] <Popeidol> disposable visa that cannot be traced to you? you might make 20% of that
[12:14:05] <Popeidol> s/of/off/
[12:14:05] <SedNotABot> <Popeidol> disposable visa that cannot be traced to you? you might make 20% off that
[12:14:08] <SirFinkus> so in other words, you want to trade it for hard drugs?
[12:15:56] <Popeidol> I'd probably just trade it for groceries the traditional way
[12:16:26] <Popeidol> and then use equal value of cash for hard drugs
[12:17:16] <SirFinkus> these things are infuriating, it's just a way for them to skim 10% off the top, + the unused balances that are left on the things
[12:18:19] <SirFinkus> oh, I've opened the container, so now I can't sue them because the TOS inside the container prohibits it
[12:19:39] <Popeidol> is it actually that hard to find places that accept multiple payment methods in one sale over there?
[12:20:30] <SirFinkus> I honestly don't know, I worked retail for a while and I never saw anyone try it, nor did I see any mechanism to do it
[12:20:37] <Popeidol> interesting
[12:20:49] <Popeidol> all the big chains seem to do it here, even the self-service checkouts
[12:20:50] <SirFinkus> it seems it's a crapshoot at best
[12:22:16] <SirFinkus> who knows though? I suppose my sample size is pretty small
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[12:57:05] <SirFinkus> elon musk posted photos of the rocket crash on the twitter
[12:57:43] <SirFinkus> https://twitter.com
[12:57:43] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Elon Musk on Twitter: "@ID_AA_Carmack Full RUD (rapid unscheduled disassembly) event. Ship is fine minor repairs. Exciting day! http://t.co"
[13:03:07] <Bytram> http://www.npr.org
[13:03:08] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03By Making A Game Out Of Rejection, A Man Conquers Fear : Shots - Health News : NPR
[13:03:10] <Bytram> coffee++
[13:03:10] <Bender> karma - coffee: 978
[13:03:14] <Bytram> !uid
[13:03:15] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5002, owned by waz0wski
[13:03:21] <Bytram> !woop
[13:03:21] <Bender> woop woop woop (\/) (;,,;) (\/)
[13:05:31] <Bytram> http://soylentnews.org
[13:05:31] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03SoylentNews Friend/Foe System
[13:05:57] * Bytram remembers that hedonismbot is prolly not logged into SN so can't see zoo members
[13:06:16] <Bytram> http://soylentnews.org
[13:06:16] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03sleepersawake - SoylentNews User
[13:18:03] <Bytram> ~weather boston
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[13:55:27] <paulej72> well I figured out where all my excessive energy came from last night. I inadvertnely got made a cup of regular coffee instead of decaf for my 5 PM cup
[13:57:17] <SirFinkus> ha!
[14:01:40] * SirFinkus is listening to Saint Vitus — Thirsty and Miserable, from the album Born Too Late
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[14:14:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - rm -rf / Considered Harmful, to Steam Users - http://sylnt.us - no-shortcuts
[14:23:03] <SirFinkus> it's rm -rf /*
[14:23:07] * SirFinkus grumbles
[14:23:16] <SirFinkus> rm -rf / almost never works
[15:28:55] <ar> rm: it is dangerous to operate recursively on ‘/’
[15:53:27] <SirFinkus> god, I'm watching the first hobbit movie
[15:53:34] <SirFinkus> the dialog is terrible
[15:54:06] <SirFinkus> "If there's a key..." "There must be a door"
[15:54:10] <SirFinkus> what a terrible line
[16:16:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - H&R Block Offers $0 Deluxe Tax Software to Dissatisfied TurboTax Deluxe Owners - http://sylnt.us - IRS==Intuit'sReducedSoftware
[16:18:39] <swiss> "Edit: Please stop posting stupid image memes or unhelpful messages. This interferes with Valve's ability to sift through the noise and see if anyone can figure out what triggers it.
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[16:35:28] <SirFinkus> so all these mountains of treasure the movie depicts, wouldn't that just ruin the value of gold? I can't imagine it'd be worth all that much if you can swim in it
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[17:00:10] <chromas> Did the book depict less gold?
[17:03:40] <SirFinkus> I'd say so
[17:04:02] <chromas> I could make the bot be logged in as me, but I seem to recall slash allows logout by following a link. Who knows what else could be changed with a get request
[17:05:16] <chromas> Well they need to show off the incredible advances in shiny rendering techniques
[17:06:00] <SirFinkus> the fucking, like 10th time they've pulled the "guy looking out in the distance back facing the camera while expository dialog is uttered, then dramatically turning around" trick
[17:06:15] <SirFinkus> so lazy
[17:06:21] <chromas> Golden Coin Showers with Sparkle Plus Technology
[17:06:56] <chromas> Maybe it was directed by Lucas
[17:07:06] <SirFinkus> I haven't gotten to the dwarves riding tea trays down molten rivers of gold yet
[17:07:16] <chromas> One shot to rule them all
[17:08:09] <chromas> I thought goblins were the gold lovers
[17:08:20] <SirFinkus> look at this horse shit http://i.imgur.com
[17:09:07] <SirFinkus> like, I'll grant "in a small room with lava in it not cooking anyone in the room", but not riding in a river of molten gold
[17:09:17] <chromas> Maybe it's supposed to be gold in the drinking water. You know, like in the bible
[17:09:26] <SirFinkus> the molten gold does look pretty cool, I'll give them that
[17:17:06] <SirFinkus> they just did it again
[17:36:01] <SirFinkus> now the fucking rock giants
[17:36:26] <SirFinkus> I don't think it was literally rock giants coming out of the mountain
[17:38:30] <chromas> Rockbiters
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[18:32:24] <swiss> E-F's comments always make me laugh
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[19:48:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Beagle has Landed (really)! - http://sylnt.us - so-close
[20:00:17] <swiss> https://vine.co might want a story about this too
[20:00:18] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Watch SpaceX's Vine "Close, but no cigar. This time."
[20:23:08] <mythterj> Hard to tell if the deck was pitching or the rocket was still traversing, or if it just fell over.
[20:37:36] <geotti_away> #python-- # because re is imposing helper-helper-helper methods
[20:37:54] <geotti_away> damn
[20:39:27] <geotti_away> mate++ #cuz almost all teas rule
[20:39:27] <Bender> karma - mate: 2
[20:41:58] <geotti_away> is our resident regex guru present?
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[21:27:08] <geotti_away> https://regex101.com ++
[21:27:09] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Online regex tester and debugger: JavaScript, Python, PHP, and PCRE
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[21:44:12] <ancientt> what it it with making the whole system wait when the internet connection falters?
[21:44:31] <paulej72> Another crazy ass day. I was doing web work today at my normal job and I had to fix an old JS script that was failing on new browers
[21:45:27] <ancientt> I mean, I have this behavior on my Mint install, where if the internet stops responding, so does everything else, videos playing, the mouse, the keyboard... it's crazy! and Windows 8 and 10 seem to have the same issue (7 probably did but it has been a while)
[21:47:12] <paulej72> eveyone is lazy and codes there stuff to be internet connected even when it does not need it. Like a internet connected kyboard diver
[21:50:03] <ancientt> i have run into several sites where the javascript doesn't work, but with the sites I usually see that problem on, I've been assuming it was the result of programmers not bothering to follow standards... sounds like you might have experience enough to confirm or deny that being the case?
[21:50:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Glass Ceases Consumer Sales - http://sylnt.us - saw-that-coming
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[23:27:48] <crutchy> http://assets.amuniversal.com
[23:28:14] <crutchy> why are dilbert cartoons hosted there?
[23:28:35] <crutchy> i guess cos its dilbert
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[23:53:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> naps++
[23:53:03] <Bender> karma - naps: 7