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[00:22:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Study Casts Doubt on Mammoth-Killing Cosmic Impact - http://sylnt.us - I'll-huff-and-I'll-puff-and-I'll-burn-your-house-down
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[00:39:18] <SpallsHurgenson> this #channel's topic needs more zing... something to bring in the rubes
[00:39:47] <Konomi> take off your clothes I'll get the cage
[00:39:49] <Konomi> ;p
[00:40:05] <SpallsHurgenson> damn it, didn't !grab fast enough. say that again!
[00:41:24] <Konomi> going to patent my nograb emote technology eventually
[00:42:02] <SpallsHurgenson> licking things :p isn't technology :)
[00:43:09] <Konomi> !grab SpallsHurgenson
[00:43:09] <Bender> Added quote 341
[00:43:13] <Konomi> I beg to differ ~
[00:43:24] <BadCoderFinger> It is now!
[00:44:30] <BadCoderFinger> Hrm, feature request: shell bang (!) semantics for the grab bot.
[00:44:37] <SpallsHurgenson> well then my puppy has prior art :)
[00:44:50] <BadCoderFinger> But did your puppy get the patent?
[00:46:14] <SpallsHurgenson> yes, #5181877 :)
[00:46:17] <BadCoderFinger> If not, you'll need a doggy lawyer.
[00:50:25] <SpallsHurgenson> is that a lawyers for dogs or a dog who is a lawyer? 'Cause I got a phone number for each
[00:51:54] <Konomi> my package has arrived but Idon't want to go outside
[00:51:56] <Konomi> ._.
[00:52:16] <SpallsHurgenson> oddly enough, Bowwow McBowski, Esq. prefers not to represent other canines...
[00:53:33] <SpallsHurgenson> what's in the box?
[00:55:54] <Konomi> my new headset for voice chat my old one is well getting old ;p
[00:56:45] <SpallsHurgenson> my voicechat headset was "liberated" from the office two or three jobs ago :)
[00:57:09] <Konomi> ha
[01:00:47] <SpallsHurgenson> https://www.youtube.com
[01:00:48] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Hiroshima and Nagasaki Films HD - YouTube
[01:02:31] <SpallsHurgenson> sort of creepy how blase the narrator is
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[01:39:58] <Ethanol-fueled> 'sup
[01:40:00] <Ethanol-fueled> Happy sunday
[01:41:26] <SirFinkus> evening
[01:42:23] <Ethanol-fueled> in case you were all wondering why I wasn't trolling on Friday and Saturday, it was because I'm gonna get a wimmin soon.
[01:42:47] <Ethanol-fueled> so breathe a sigh of relief as there will be less to no trolling here from me while I am distracted by the wimmin.
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[01:45:45] <Ethanol-fueled> my overall participation in this site will probably decrease to a trickle as well. No offense. School just kicked in, gotta work, and now I've got this wimmin
[01:46:02] <Ethanol-fueled> Which is a damn shame, because I'd like to submit more.
[01:46:11] <Ethanol-fueled> But I don't like to make shitty submissions.
[01:49:39] <Leebert> That's one thing we agree on.
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[01:55:17] <SpallsHurgenson> http://www.crowdfundinsider.com
[01:55:17] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Creators of Kim Jong Un-Themed Video Game Shuts Down Kickstarter Campaign Due to Threats & Cyber Attack |  Crowdfund Insider
[01:56:59] <BadCoderFinger> If you want to kill a website, just make a derogatory reference to Kim Jong Un.
[01:58:24] <SpallsHurgenson> I'm not sure that is possible; how can you possibly say anything bad about the great leader?
[02:00:06] <BadCoderFinger> Well, clearly you can't.
[02:01:07] <SpallsHurgenson> we could draw a picture of the great leader giving mohammed a blow job... piss off two groups of nutsos at once :)
[02:01:49] <BadCoderFinger> That would be worth a rickroll!
[02:02:49] <Ethanol-fueled> well, at least he doesn't have as stupid a haircut as Kim Jong Il.
[02:03:10] <BadCoderFinger> How could you tell?
[02:03:11] <ciri> very carefully and then some
[02:06:34] <SpallsHurgenson> yeah, they always seem pissed off already
[02:06:50] <Ethanol-fueled> funny thing about that march in Paris, huh? Nobody from the US who mattered showed up.
[02:07:06] <Ethanol-fueled> I thought Holder was supposed to retire? What ever became of that?
[02:08:56] <Ethanol-fueled> Treasonous scum.
[02:09:47] <BadCoderFinger> Yeah, he's not good.
[02:20:41] <SpallsHurgenson> not really that newsworthy but I like the title http://news.softpedia.com
[02:20:42] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Fedora 19 "Schrödinger's Cat" Reaches EOL and Is Now Definitely Dead - Softpedia
[02:21:38] <BadCoderFinger> Dangit! You just had to open that box!
[02:22:37] <Konomi> why is it always the kitty ;_;
[02:23:06] <SpallsHurgenson> don't worry, it has eight lives left
[02:24:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Earth-Sized Planets Discovered by Kepler May Really be Earth-Like - http://sylnt.us - or-maybe-not
[02:25:06] <Konomi> I wonder if those planets have raving retards too
[02:26:15] <SpallsHurgenson> wooot, rave! everybody break out the glowsticks!
[02:26:27] <Konomi> I will killz you
[02:27:02] * juggs throws some shapes
[02:28:59] <BadCoderFinger> Given the incredible immensity of the universe, I think that the chances of sheer stupidity being nearly prevalent must be overwhelming.
[02:31:02] <Konomi> stop crushing my hope you ._.
[02:32:02] <Ethanol-fueled> Which is why we should practice eugenics
[02:32:15] <Ethanol-fueled> smart people with physical disabilities like hawking would be spared,
[02:32:30] <Ethanol-fueled> But recklessly breeding stupids would be exterminated like the vermin they are.
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[02:32:48] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, what's up?
[02:33:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, killin an hour or two before sleep
[02:33:13] <Ethanol-fueled> Feel that, man.
[02:33:17] <Ethanol-fueled> long weekend.
[02:33:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Good one, but long. hence, the not trolling here Fri/Sat
[02:33:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> just as well
[02:34:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> was playin the new dragon age game but it locked the computer up on me so came back to linux
[02:35:20] <Ethanol-fueled> What? How the hell does that happen? Oh, you like to play those old games that were written in assember, bahaha.
[02:36:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> dude, it's a 2014 game. dragon age inquisition.
[02:36:54] <Ethanol-fueled> Shows how much I know. I'm an idiot.
[02:37:27] <BadCoderFinger> !grab
[02:37:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't really like it as much as the other dragon age games
[02:37:32] <BadCoderFinger> Dangit!
[02:37:41] <Ethanol-fueled> !grab BadCoderFinger
[02:37:42] <Bender> Added quote 342
[02:37:42] <BadCoderFinger> That was going to be the funniest!
[02:37:52] <BadCoderFinger> It hates me.
[02:38:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> can't grab yourself in here
[02:38:45] <Ethanol-fueled> speak for yourself Buzzard, I'm kneading myself through my shorts, with toes curled, as we speak.
[02:39:01] <SpallsHurgenson> !grab TheMightyBuzzard
[02:39:01] <Bender> Added quote 343
[02:41:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> there's shit on tv and nothin new even worth pirating to watch. gonna read a book.
[02:42:18] <Ethanol-fueled> Robert X Cringlely's Accidental Empires is a good nerd book to read. A stylistic take on computer history.
[02:42:40] <Ethanol-fueled> including some unflattering remarks about early Bill Gates and Steve Jobs
[02:43:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> maybe later. in the middle of reading The Moon is a Harsh Mistress.
[02:44:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> only heinlien book i'd recommend but recommend it i do.
[02:44:23] <Ethanol-fueled> Nice. I'll check it out when I get the time and mental energy to do anything other than idle chatter here.
[02:44:29] <BadCoderFinger> Really? Stranger in a Strange Land was good. Very preachy, but so is most SF.
[02:45:24] <Ethanol-fueled> I read on a dating-related study that Heinlein readers correlate to polyamory.
[02:46:03] <BadCoderFinger> That sounds exceedingly scientific.
[02:46:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm pretty fond of polygons but i wouldn't say i love them
[02:47:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> anywho, i wrote you up a script, Ethanol-fueled
[02:47:50] <Ethanol-fueled> I heard.
[02:48:01] <Ethanol-fueled> .kick Ethanol-fueled
[02:48:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> .kick Ethanol-fueled Your wish is my command.
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[02:48:16] <Ethanol-fueled> Nice.
[02:48:26] <Ethanol-fueled> Self-flaggelation.
[02:48:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> works for anyone but only for themselves
[02:48:51] <Ethanol-fueled> hahaha,
[02:48:56] <Ethanol-fueled> TheMightyBuzzard++
[02:48:56] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 128
[02:49:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> you're the only one half honest enough to kick themselves if they're deserving of a kicking though
[02:49:49] <juggs> .kick juggs
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[02:49:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> .kick juggs Your wish is my command.
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[02:50:10] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahah, nice.
[02:50:19] <Ethanol-fueled> the "suicide option"
[02:50:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> silly boobermeister
[02:50:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyway, off to book.
[02:51:04] <Ethanol-fueled> later, bro
[03:07:04] <Ethanol-fueled> So who likes sodomy?
[03:11:16] <SirFinkus> just about everyone
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[03:11:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Konomi joins just as the topic switches to "sodomy."
[03:12:00] <Ethanol-fueled> so, konomi, which variants of sodomy do you enjoy?
[03:14:29] <SirFinkus> I've always preferred the word "Buggery" myself, it overlaps pretty closely with sodomy, but it's a funnier word
[03:14:41] <Ethanol-fueled> Buggery is a much cooler word.
[03:17:14] <arti> The town of Buggery.
[03:18:02] <SpallsHurgenson> the lan party will never die http://www.tweaktown.com :)
[03:18:03] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03LAN parties live on - How the internet hasn't killed them off, yet
[03:18:54] <Ethanol-fueled> The internet didn't kill LAN parties, greedy fucking control-freaks at Blizzard et. al. did.
[03:19:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Control-freak MBAs could have sanctioned LAN or net play at a small fee and made much money doing so.
[03:19:41] <SirFinkus> it's hilarious, because it's come to bite companies in the ass
[03:19:48] <Ethanol-fueled> dipshits. There's nothing I hate more than control-freaks.
[03:19:57] <SirFinkus> DOTA tourneys are nearly unwatchable now
[03:20:11] <SirFinkus> half the games get ddosed
[03:24:13] <Ethanol-fueled> All the control-freaks in the world should receive headshots.
[03:24:39] <Ethanol-fueled> live and let live. If you're OCD about your own business, fine, but to enact those rules on errybody else.
[03:24:46] <SirFinkus> naw, some are ok
[03:24:53] <arti> finkus, really?
[03:24:55] <Ethanol-fueled> Finkus, like who?
[03:24:58] <SirFinkus> Linus Torvalds is kind of a control freak
[03:25:11] <arti> the games get ddos'd?
[03:25:19] <SirFinkus> yep, even at lan events
[03:25:26] <arti> i'll raise you a stallman
[03:25:27] <SirFinkus> well "lan" events
[03:25:36] <arti> how does that work
[03:25:37] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, Finkus, arti, I agree.
[03:25:38] <SirFinkus> no, stallman is crazy
[03:25:48] <Ethanol-fueled> but those two are masters of their own domain.
[03:25:49] <arti> nah
[03:25:58] <SirFinkus> someone finds the valve server the game is hosted on, and floods it with packets I guess
[03:26:00] <arti> he could see the writing on the wall
[03:26:03] <SirFinkus> or they'll get the ip of a player
[03:26:08] <arti> guy eats his own dogfood
[03:26:10] <Ethanol-fueled> and if they did a shit job their projects would go tits-up
[03:27:03] <SirFinkus> I've seen stallman throw too many hissy fits to respect him muhc
[03:27:59] <arti> i don't personally like the guy, but he raises some good points. link to said hissies?
[03:28:15] <arti> i think freak is better than crazy
[03:28:53] <SirFinkus> don't have any on hand, but there was one where Linus received an award, and stallman gave a speech claiming all the credit and saying he was the one who REALLY deserved the award
[03:28:56] <Ethanol-fueled> Finkus, arti, those two have cred because they have strong opinions on things they are or were directly involved with.
[03:29:29] <SirFinkus> then that infamous "spanish or english" lecture one where he destroys a microphone
[03:29:44] <arti> finkus, don't doubt they occurred, i'd just like to see what youv'e seen
[03:30:33] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[03:30:33] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[03:30:34] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Billy Joel-Big Shot Lyrics - YouTube
[03:30:34] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Richard Stallman Freaks Out and Has a Meltdown - YouTube
[03:30:42] <arti> excellent
[03:30:49] <Ethanol-fueled> hahah, Hedonismbot is biased.
[03:31:20] <Ethanol-fueled> hey, wait a minute...doesn't RMS pick at his toes with his teeth?
[03:31:36] <SirFinkus> no, he uses his hands and eats the toe fungus
[03:31:49] <arti> lol his spanish
[03:31:58] <BadCoderFinger> Also, he keeps a samurai sword under his bed.
[03:32:16] <arti> granted it's better than mine, it's so white
[03:33:56] <arti> i'd say this underlines why logos arguments aren't very persuasive
[03:35:59] <Ethanol-fueled> For some reason I saw TV today, and apparantly there's a new CSI coming out, with emphasis on cybercrime.
[03:36:14] <Ethanol-fueled> One of the characters is a disgustingly obese neckbeard.
[03:36:19] <Ethanol-fueled> GROAN.
[03:36:37] <arti> meh, tv
[03:36:47] <Ethanol-fueled> Because you don't actually have to run to solve CYBERCRIME.
[03:37:05] <arti> cybercrime in a futuretime. cybercops!
[03:37:21] <Ethanol-fueled> I spend the last weekend with a bunch of college grads who had degrees in sociology and other such bullshit.
[03:37:35] <arti> oh yeah, which restaurant were you at?
[03:37:36] <Ethanol-fueled> I had to actually defend why computer science was cool.
[03:38:06] <arti> was your response, "because!"
[03:38:23] <Ethanol-fueled> my response was, "because you['re fucking idiots"
[03:38:57] <arti> i'm certain this appealed to them and they saw the error of their ways
[03:39:15] <arti> i like how they make it sound all scientific
[03:39:18] <arti> sociology
[03:39:48] <Ethanol-fueled> Pretty sure it hurt them. One guy was bragging about how he had to take on new responsibilities without a pay-raise.
[03:39:57] <SirFinkus> lol
[03:39:58] <ciri> lol that's funny!
[03:40:08] <SirFinkus> shut the fuck up ciri
[03:40:19] <Ethanol-fueled> he was like, "Yeah, so I had to do a fresh reinstall and then install Word, Excel, and all kinds of shit!"
[03:40:39] <arti> gotta be a willing worker
[03:40:41] * chromas give ciri a .45 and one bullet
[03:40:41] <Ethanol-fueled> I waltzed out there and was like, "Yawn, drive images, yawn, idiot"
[03:42:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Meh, that was only a reassuring experience, which reassured me about how much I hate people.
[03:43:18] <arti> try disneyland.
[03:43:40] <Ethanol-fueled> arti, that stops being fun when you're oh, older than 19.
[03:44:00] <chromas> right. that's when you're reassured
[03:44:20] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, have you been to Disneyland lately?
[03:44:52] <arti> Ethanol-fueled: i mean the people there
[03:44:54] <chromas> Never been to it ever, but I'm sure if I went, it would most definitely reassure me I hate people
[03:45:12] <arti> Ethanol-fueled: being jaded and upset with the world is very 19.
[03:46:24] <Ethanol-fueled> arti, that I am not. Unfortunately, the educateds around here like to listen to sterile crypto-Christian bullshit here.
[03:46:25] <arti> parkinglots are excellent bastions of tolerance to reaffirm faith in humanity.
[03:46:42] <Ethanol-fueled> No they're not. Fucking idiiot.
[03:47:21] <arti> yes huh
[03:47:24] <chromas> ~define crypto-christian
[03:47:35] <arti> it's what talking in tongues sounds like
[03:47:44] <chromas> Ah; country music
[03:47:55] <Ethanol-fueled> Nope. I invented that term, so only I will define what it sounds like,.
[03:48:03] <Ethanol-fueled> no, not country music.
[03:48:27] <Ethanol-fueled> prettry much all the crap on the radio.
[03:49:24] <chromas> You're rightl country music usually has some sort of story or something to at least pretend it's interesting, whereas christian music is pop music passed through sed
[03:49:38] <arti> i think you're referring to ballads
[03:49:50] <Ethanol-fueled> You dumbasses have no idea.
[03:49:53] <chromas> what's the difference?
[03:49:54] <arti> let me tell you a story of a one armed man named ethanol fueeeeellled
[03:50:08] <arti> he lived by the lake away from the sea and he was replaced by a monkey~
[03:50:25] <Ethanol-fueled> s/monkey/nigger/g/
[03:56:55] <Ethanol-fueled> HHAHAHHAHA
[03:59:04] <SirFinkus> country music gets away with a lot
[03:59:30] <SirFinkus> socially acceptable to have songs about getting blackout drunk and fucking hookers in mexico playing in a safeway
[04:00:10] <arti> music gets away with a lot period
[04:00:25] <SirFinkus> country more so I think
[04:01:17] <arti> i'll raise you rap.
[04:01:27] <Ethanol-fueled> Bahahah.
[04:01:29] <SirFinkus> rap isn't as socially acceptable
[04:01:35] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[04:01:35] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Sheila E and The E Family - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[04:01:37] <SirFinkus> your grandma doesn't listen to rap
[04:01:43] <Ethanol-fueled> Its a charity jam.
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[04:25:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Next-Generation Linux-Powered Rifle is Accurate up to a Mile - http://sylnt.us - keep-it-in-the-right-hands
[04:36:31] <chromas> Grandmas aren't socially acceptable
[04:36:50] <chromas> Put 'er in a home; go do other stuff
[04:36:59] <SpallsHurgenson> leave nanna alone!
[04:37:37] <chromas> Ooh, does that one kind of music count? Like where it's country/truckin' music and the guy talks instead of sings? Sounds like rap to me
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[04:47:02] <BadCoderFinger> Country + Rap = Crap
[04:47:04] <BadCoderFinger> Heh
[04:47:24] <Konomi> protip internal sound cards on laptops and desktops are awful
[04:47:30] <Konomi> get usb sound cards if you do audio
[04:47:39] <BadCoderFinger> Usually, yes.
[04:48:21] <Konomi> I ended up canibalising my old headsets usb audio for my new headset which is all analog
[04:48:25] <SirFinkus> aren't usb sound cards usually pretty high latency?
[04:48:28] <Konomi> because my laptops internal sound card is ear murder
[04:48:29] <Konomi> both of them
[04:48:40] <Konomi> so much dc offset ._.
[04:52:38] <Konomi> SirFinkus: they don't have any noticable latency for me
[04:52:42] <juggs> USB sound is utter crud for any serious music work. As SirFinkus alluded too, latency is a killer. I guess it depends whether you are creating music or seeking ways to playback
[04:52:51] <SpallsHurgenson> I knew there was a reason I still used discrete sound cards :)
[04:52:56] <Konomi> seeking a lack of dc offset
[04:53:10] <Konomi> discrete sound cards can still have the issue of EMI
[04:53:14] <Konomi> usb isolates it
[04:53:26] <Konomi> though you could use say the fiber out they have
[04:53:56] <SirFinkus> I'd imagine it'd be really noticeable if you were playing an instrument or something, I've noticed the latency using HDMI output
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[04:54:21] <Konomi> hdmi is a bit different
[04:54:47] <Konomi> more encoding decoding going on with it
[04:54:51] <SirFinkus> I'm just saying that latency is important if you're connecting an instrument
[04:55:15] <SirFinkus> probably not an issue for 95% of people I guess
[04:57:31] <juggs> Sound engineers unite!
[04:59:05] <juggs> Konomi, would it be rude to assume you are concerned with matters of playback rather than recording and composing?
[05:00:46] <SpallsHurgenson> being old rules; your ears are so bad that 128kbps mp3s still sound good :)
[05:01:31] <SirFinkus> lmao https://www.youtube.com
[05:01:31] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Mind-Blowing SIX Song Country Mashup! - YouTube
[05:02:00] <SpallsHurgenson> <mutter> I posted that one yesterday :(
[05:02:15] <SirFinkus> oh, apologies SpallsHurgenson
[05:02:43] <SpallsHurgenson> no, I demand blood! :)
[05:03:11] * SirFinkus slits his wrists and sprays it on SpallsHurgenson
[05:03:28] <SpallsHurgenson> now I demand drycleaning!
[05:04:47] <SirFinkus> that's a step to far
[05:04:51] <Konomi> juggs: both sorry gaming ;p
[05:05:58] <JamesNZ> Play nicely children.
[05:06:48] * SpallsHurgenson returns SirFinkus' blood to him
[05:07:17] <SpallsHurgenson> well, most of it :)
[05:07:56] * JamesNZ tuts severely
[05:08:30] <juggs> JamesNZ, I think asking the kids to play nicely ~after~ they slit their wrists is perhaps a tad too late. You won't make Matron at this rate.
[05:09:00] <JamesNZ> juggs: Better late than never :P
[05:09:08] <juggs> Try reading them Billy Bunter to entertain them
[05:11:17] <juggs> you might also try rolling your eyes while tutting... that can be most effective
[05:12:21] <JamesNZ> Heh.
[05:17:27] * juggs tuts
[05:18:44] * JamesNZ rolls his eyes madly
[05:19:19] <SpallsHurgenson> aieeee, I have been shamed!
[05:22:29] <juggs> You're all MAD! Of course I'm not MAD! My being thrown into this asylum was a mistake. Nurse - bring me the needle and the duvets please.
[05:23:12] * juggs wafts away
[05:23:14] <SpallsHurgenson> wait, we get a nurse?
[05:23:32] <juggs> I do.. it's a perk
[05:23:45] <Konomi> is it EF?
[05:24:04] <SpallsHurgenson> lol lol and lol
[05:24:04] <ciri> hehehe
[05:26:18] <SirFinkus> fuck you ciri
[05:29:48] <Konomi> "Oh juggs you hate zionists too that's soo hot"
[05:29:49] <Konomi> etc
[05:30:12] <SpallsHurgenson> hmmm... perfect imitation.
[05:30:38] <SpallsHurgenson> it's as I always suspected... konomi IS ethanol_fuels
[05:31:04] <Konomi> what in another dimension?
[05:31:25] <SpallsHurgenson> your secret is out!
[05:31:47] <Konomi> I'd rather wear fire ants for clothes than be him
[05:32:03] <SirFinkus> hot
[05:33:19] <SirFinkus> although sometimes I'd rather wear fire ants for clothes rather than be myself, so that could mean anything
[05:34:19] <JamesNZ> What's this 'clothes' thingamajig you're talking about?
[05:35:24] <SirFinkus> typically, I spend my time on IRC naked
[05:39:04] <SirFinkus> or covered in lampreys
[05:40:29] <SpallsHurgenson> claims like that require photographic proof
[05:41:31] <SirFinkus> you want to see my lamprey SpallsHurgenson?
[05:41:44] <SpallsHurgenson> and suddenly I'm terrified
[05:45:19] <SpallsHurgenson> and intrigued
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[05:54:39] <SirFinkus> https://news.vice.com
[05:54:40] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Koalas In Australia Need Mittens to Protect Their Paws From Raging Bushfires | VICE News
[05:54:41] <SirFinkus> awwwwwww
[06:01:01] <arti> is this the one with it passed out and its limbs in cups?
[06:01:53] <SirFinkus> yes
[06:02:10] <SirFinkus> they have adorable little mittens too
[06:02:23] <arti> apparently they're mean and smell.
[06:02:50] <arti> guess that applies to humans, too.
[06:07:19] <crutchy> ++coffee
[06:07:20] <Hedonismbot> Karma - coffee: 219
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[06:27:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - We Can't Use All the Fossil Fuels Already Available - http://sylnt.us - why-are-we-fracking
[06:45:26] <crutchy> ~soylent api
[06:45:56] <crutchy> ooh. maybe need a ~link script
[06:52:58] <crutchy> aww api no worka yet
[07:01:25] <arti> finkus, gd it
[07:01:34] <arti> i was 7 hours from next level, now i'm 3 miserable days
[07:04:12] <crutchy> they always look all cute and cuddly... until they start eating your face :p
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[07:30:06] <SirFinkus> I do my best arti
[07:36:57] <arti> lol
[07:36:57] <ciri> hehehe
[07:45:28] <crutchy> USD seems to be doing well against most currencies
[07:45:41] <crutchy> fairly flat against gold though
[07:45:52] <crutchy> looks like other currencies are taking a five
[07:45:55] <crutchy> *dive
[07:46:23] <crutchy> guessing its to boost their exports => jobs
[08:50:29] <JamesNZ> latex++
[08:50:29] <Bender> karma - latex: 2
[08:52:10] <ar> http://beachbot.ch - awww
[08:52:11] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Bot Team Press Releases Partners BeachBot --> Worlds first autonomous sand art robot
[08:57:01] <crutchy> wow
[08:58:24] <crutchy> Hedonismbot is jealous i think :p
[08:59:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "Solving" Heads-up Limit Texas Hold ‘em Poker - http://sylnt.us - odds-are-folks-will-like-this-story
[08:59:11] <arti> title isn't set on the page, so it continues on to the navigation elements
[08:59:43] <crutchy> empty title eh
[09:00:10] <arti> they need more diversity in their team, why won't they allow woment to help them?
[09:00:12] <crutchy> google will be angry
[09:01:03] <crutchy> are they a bunch of engineering students?
[09:02:08] <crutchy> looks like it :p
[09:02:50] <crutchy> apparently the general rule is something like: chicks like doing engineeers, but not engineering
[09:03:23] <crutchy> unfortunately there is also another rule that is best articulated by a joke
[09:03:43] <arti> engineers having soft skills?
[09:04:35] <crutchy> Understanding Engineers #1 @ http://www.i18nguy.com
[09:04:35] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Jokes Involving Engineers
[09:22:02] <chromas> fpos_bot--
[09:22:02] <Bender> karma - fpos_bot: -1
[09:23:05] <crutchy> Hedonismbot++
[09:23:05] <crutchy> ++coffee
[09:23:05] <Bender> karma - hedonismbot: 1
[09:23:05] <Hedonismbot> Karma - coffee: 220
[09:23:14] <crutchy> hmm
[09:23:23] <crutchy> Hedonismbot++
[09:23:23] <Bender> karma - hedonismbot: 2
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[09:58:41] <Konomi> https://imgur.com
[09:58:41] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Modern NYC - Imgur
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[10:14:57] <Popeidol> is a baby gibbon a gibblet?
[10:21:14] <crutchy> steel and glass canyons
[10:21:43] <crutchy> might want to visit there one day. wouldn't wanna live there though
[11:00:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Which is More Important — 'Grit' or Intelligence? - http://sylnt.us - Ask-John-Wayne
[11:03:29] <chromas> John Wayne? From the random-punching-time dept
[11:11:01] <SirFinkus> really, people shouldn't look at a clown that kills teen boys as a role model
[11:14:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:14:15] <Bender> karma - coffee: 971
[11:14:25] <chromas> The police? Oh wait
[11:14:53] <Alberto> TheMightyBuzzard, :*
[11:15:59] <chromas> Is that a puckering face?
[11:16:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> looks like someone with a butthole for a mouth
[11:16:51] <Alberto> TheMightyButtzzard!
[11:16:56] <Alberto> hahahaha
[11:17:05] * chromas gives ciri an asterisk
[11:17:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> too early in the morning for that shit, Alberto
[11:17:44] <Alberto> TheMightyBuzzard, how are you? :D
[11:17:57] * Alberto see how ciri ignore chromas
[11:18:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> cranky, my coffee maker lost its mind and didn't have coffee ready for me this morning
[11:18:19] <chromas> ciri ignores most things in this one channel
[11:19:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> and then i wake up to SirFinkus shit talking john wayne, which is itself a shooting offense.
[11:19:46] <Alberto> TheMightyBuzzard, sad start :/
[11:23:48] <crutchy> chuck norris
[11:24:07] <crutchy> there john wayne is now dead merely cos i mentioned chuck norris
[11:24:11] <chromas> Bruce Schneier
[11:24:25] <crutchy> oh shit now chuck norris is shaking in his boots
[11:25:08] <SirFinkus> you have strange role models TheMightyBuzzard
[11:25:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know not whereof you speak if you're dissing the duke, SirFinkus
[11:31:05] <crutchy> duke nukem?
[11:31:44] <crutchy> duke_nukem++ # cos he sounds like the winamp demo dude
[11:31:44] <Bender> karma - duke_nukem: 3
[11:32:36] <chromas> llama++ # for taking all that ass whipping
[11:32:36] <Bender> karma - llama: 1
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[13:02:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - French Google Fund to Pay for 1M Print Run of "Charlie Hebdo" Next Week - http://sylnt.us - censorship-fails-again
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[15:34:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Neil deGrasse Tyson is Getting His Own Late Night Talk Show - http://sylnt.us - celebrity-nerd
[15:35:52] <Konomi> does that mean late night tv might be worth watching again?
[15:56:36] <AndyTheAbsurd> "again"? Was it ever?
[16:24:08] <Landon> heh
[16:24:13] <Landon> only before you could understand it
[16:24:31] <Landon> although, when I was growing up, late night saturday meant sneaking into the guest bedroom to watch star trek on the tv
[16:24:40] <Landon> I never understood any of it, but damn it looked neat
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[16:36:46] <Blackmoore> mornin
[16:38:25] <Landon> mornin
[17:17:59] <Blackmoore> I'm not sure how i should feel about sending up something about the attack on Charlie Hebo. in a way anyone publishing could have been a target. In a way I dont want to bring attention to murderers.
[17:35:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Association Between Exaggeration in Health-Related Science News and Academic Press Releases - http://sylnt.us - THIS-research-does-NOT-exagerate-at-all,-so-it-MUST-be-GREAT-!1!eleven!!
[18:06:34] <Landon> has it been submitted as a story period?
[19:37:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Obama Proposes 2 Years of $0 Community College Tuition for Responsible Students - http://sylnt.us - DOA
[20:06:18] <Blackmoore> yeah, someone sent it in and it went up Sat,
[21:08:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Researchers Discover a Universal Law of Superconductivity - http://sylnt.us - its-all-in-the-numbers
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[22:39:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Jepsen: a Tool to Test Network Partions in Distributed Systems - http://sylnt.us - theres-an-app-for-that?
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