#Soylent | Logs for 2015-01-10

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[00:00:45] <juggs> I meant the diving into drink
[00:04:47] <juggs> And as an aside, I don't think the Nordic / Scandi socialism is quite what you like to hate :D
[00:33:28] <Blackmoore> Sauna.
[00:33:48] <Blackmoore> noting beats the cold than a nice hot steam bath
[00:34:50] <juggs> Then roll around in the snow.
[00:36:04] <juggs> Probably not good for the cardiac challenged
[00:43:15] <swiss> http://en.wikipedia.org
[00:43:15] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Wiki: Bagel head
[00:47:29] <juggs> Must be our Cali reporter! :D Hi swiss!
[00:48:28] <swiss> hallo
[00:48:32] <swiss> how's it goin?
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[00:50:10] <juggs> Alles gut
[00:50:24] <juggs> Hi BadCoderFinger
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[00:51:25] <BadCoderFinger> Hey juggs!
[00:51:56] <SpallsHurgenson> just so everyone knows, I'm cancelling winter up here in the northern hemisphere. it's just too cold. you might want to cancel any ski vacations or stuff like that.
[00:52:17] <BadCoderFinger> I'll warm up the bike then.
[00:52:28] <juggs> ~weather
[00:52:29] <exec> Weather for London, UK - currently 58°F / 14°C, mostly cloudy, wind SW at 26 mph, humidity 81% - Friday partly cloudy (53°F-59°F / 12°C-15°C), Saturday chance of rain (38°F-55°F / 3°C-13°C), Sunday partly cloudy (45°F-48°F / 7°C-9°C), Monday rain (44°F-53°F / 7°C-12°C) - source: Google
[00:52:44] <juggs> stupidly warm here
[00:53:11] <BadCoderFinger> Lucky sot!
[00:53:59] <BadCoderFinger> I'd like a bit more summer, myselft.
[00:54:03] <SpallsHurgenson> 30F (-1C) here, so it's pretty warm 'round these parts too :)
[00:54:08] <juggs> shifted jetstream or something - must be global warming if I believe all I read
[00:55:16] <BadCoderFinger> Do me a favor: Drive up to Dundee and give everyone the middle finger. Tell them it's from me.
[00:55:22] * Konomi yawns
[00:55:47] * SpallsHurgenson counts 30 teeth
[00:56:17] <juggs> BadCoderFinger, nah - bit late for driving
[00:56:22] <BadCoderFinger> Heh!
[00:56:58] <BadCoderFinger> Got a hardware vendor in Dundee, and their stuff is pretty bad.
[00:57:23] <BadCoderFinger> I've been fighting a bad driver for a couple of weeks.
[00:57:36] <BadCoderFinger> And I'm rather irritated about it.
[00:58:24] <BadCoderFinger> So, unless Ethanol-Fueled joins, that's my venom for the night. You may return to your regularly scheduled IRC, heh!
[00:58:25] <juggs> I have no idea whether bad = good or wicked=cool any more... I feel nicely out of touch. Now to change the world!
[00:59:26] <BadCoderFinger> In this case, bad is equivalent to fecal matter.
[00:59:29] <SpallsHurgenson> you're way behind, juggs. kids no longer use the words to mean their opposite; they've gone much more surreal
[00:59:46] <SpallsHurgenson> these days "blueberry" means "good" and "car key" is bad
[00:59:57] <Konomi> SpallsHurgenson: you forgot the ones in the back of my throat for eating prey
[01:00:06] <juggs> Then I can happily transcend the lot of it :D
[01:00:15] <SpallsHurgenson> drop some of that lingo 'round the youngsters and you'll be accepted as "cool" (to use the old vernacular) in no time :)
[01:01:11] <Konomi> I can see through you all +.+
[01:01:26] <BadCoderFinger> Dangit, I've gone transparent.
[01:01:29] * SpallsHurgenson really wants juggs to go up to some kids and say, "hey, that's totally blueberry, man!"
[01:01:46] <Konomi> x.x
[01:01:52] <BadCoderFinger> SpallsHurgenson: You're all blueberry, man!
[01:02:02] <Konomi> blueberry pie > blueberry
[01:02:08] <Konomi> https://i.imgur.com
[01:02:30] <SpallsHurgenson> I have no idea what I'm looking at there
[01:02:50] <SpallsHurgenson> can it be used to launch nuclear missiles?
[01:03:01] * Konomi falls over
[01:03:41] <Blackmoore> Spalls; this crap made my drive into work take over an hour. if you can cancel it. i'll get you a beer.. or two..
[01:04:04] <BadCoderFinger> I freely admit I'm at a loss to identify that, Konomi.
[01:04:07] <juggs> SpallsHurgenson, I'll happily go up to some kids and Blueberry them.
[01:04:35] <chromas> sicko
[01:04:51] <Konomi> https://www.youtube.com
[01:04:52] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03best of multipass - YouTube
[01:05:00] <juggs> Oh god, what mine did I tread on now
[01:05:47] <SpallsHurgenson> oh, THAT movie
[01:05:56] * SpallsHurgenson throws up a little in his mouth
[01:07:52] <SpallsHurgenson> blast from the past http://imgur.com
[01:07:52] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Lan Party 1998 - Imgur
[01:08:41] * juggs throws out all SpallsHurgenson's klepto accumulations in a fit of rage
[01:08:54] <chromas> ooh, the classic windows login prompt you could just press Cancel on?
[01:09:03] <Konomi> much crt very wow
[01:09:37] <SpallsHurgenson> I like the poor schlub in the back installing windows :)
[01:09:37] <juggs> very doge much yesteryear
[01:09:57] <SpallsHurgenson> and the pillows jammed into the windows to keep out the light :)
[01:11:31] <chromas> :( one image missing
[01:11:52] <SpallsHurgenson> you aren't 1337 enough to view that image :)
[01:14:18] <Blackmoore> g'night folks
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[01:18:20] * juggs leaves the cool folk to tear the place up
[01:19:54] <SpallsHurgenson> the BLUEBERRY people
[01:23:43] * SpallsHurgenson starts lighting things on fire
[01:25:18] * chromas razzles your berries
[01:25:42] * BadCoderFinger stands ready with the fire extinguisher.
[01:26:00] * SpallsHurgenson lights the fire extinguisher on fire
[01:26:34] <BadCoderFinger> Dangit! How does that even happen?
[01:26:41] <SpallsHurgenson> made in england :)
[01:26:49] * BadCoderFinger examines the label: "Made in England."
[01:26:56] <BadCoderFinger> HA!
[01:27:06] <BadCoderFinger> I love that show.
[01:27:29] <SpallsHurgenson> quick, call 0118 999 881 999 119 7253 !
[01:27:35] <BadCoderFinger> HAHAHAHA!
[01:29:54] <BadCoderFinger> Do not go behind the red door.
[01:30:03] <BadCoderFinger> Or you'll kill the rainforest.
[01:31:23] * SpallsHurgenson keeps the internet in a box
[01:31:43] <BadCoderFinger> "The internet doesn't weigh anything."
[01:33:34] <SpallsHurgenson> to everyone who has no idea what we are talking about: we are referencing "The IT Crowd" a british comedy series
[01:35:35] <chromas> as long as it's not Little Britain
[01:47:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Browsing in Privacy Mode? Super Cookies can Track You Anyway - http://sylnt.us - leave-me-alone-damn-you
[01:48:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> you're making things up. only two shows ever came out of GB. doctor who and monty python's flying circus.
[01:50:02] <SpallsHurgenson> what about Red Dwarf?
[01:51:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> that was a mass hallucination
[01:51:44] <crutchy> damn aliens
[01:52:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> well okay, the first season of Misfits can exist too but the rest are right out.
[01:52:37] <SpallsHurgenson> do not deny me Starcops!
[01:52:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> too late.
[01:53:05] <SpallsHurgenson> or Look Around You.
[01:53:20] <SpallsHurgenson> of the Hitchhiker's Guide TV series
[01:53:55] <crutchy> or Keeping up appearances
[01:54:04] <SpallsHurgenson> or Father Ted (although that one might slip by, since its mostly-Irish)
[01:54:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> now you're just making stuff up. or douglas adams was, one of the two.
[01:54:26] <Konomi> you obviously watched it far too many times if you can recall that number
[01:54:34] <SpallsHurgenson> or Yes Minister
[01:54:48] <SpallsHurgenson> or Vicar of Dibley
[01:54:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> not convincing me
[01:55:06] <crutchy> or mrs brown's boys
[01:55:14] <SpallsHurgenson> or that romantic comedy with Judy Dench whose name I can't remember but goddamnit, Judy Dench!
[01:55:31] <SpallsHurgenson> or Life On Mars
[01:55:57] <SpallsHurgenson> or The Office, which I didn't actually like but is so much better than the US version it deserves to be mentioned
[01:55:58] <crutchy> or fat pizza... oh hang on
[01:56:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> now if you'd said primeval, i might have gone as far as that but that's it.
[01:56:47] <crutchy> is inspector rex from gb?
[01:57:03] <crutchy> long time since i wateched that
[01:57:16] <crutchy> or there's murder she wrote
[01:57:37] <crutchy> and about a million other pommy crime shows
[01:57:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> not counting cartoons, mind you. danger mouse can stay.
[01:58:05] <SpallsHurgenson> or the Ascent of Man documentaries
[01:58:16] <crutchy> or david attenborough
[01:58:21] <SpallsHurgenson> oooh, oooh! or Black Adder!
[01:58:22] <crutchy> is he a pom?
[01:58:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh damn, i forgot sherlock
[01:58:38] <crutchy> oh yeah can't forget mr bean :p
[01:58:56] <SpallsHurgenson> and Top Gear, the other show the BBC shows :)
[01:59:30] <SpallsHurgenson> or Captain Hot Pants, aka Blakes 7
[01:59:32] <crutchy> british parliament is sort of a sitcom
[01:59:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> just appears to be
[02:00:02] <crutchy> why doesn't US have question time?
[02:00:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> really it's a shakespearian tragedy
[02:00:35] <crutchy> question time is what sorts out the men from the boys
[02:00:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> i thought that was pubes
[02:00:55] <chromas> trailer park boysthe
[02:01:01] <SpallsHurgenson> oooh, QI!
[02:01:06] <chromas> mis_editing--
[02:01:06] <Bender> karma - mis_editing: -1
[02:01:33] * chromas buys some pubes from Scott Tennorman
[02:02:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah, made you eat your parents
[02:03:03] <chromas> your tears are so yummy and sweet
[02:04:32] <SpallsHurgenson> stop licking my face, chromas!
[02:04:38] <SpallsHurgenson> or at least buy me dinner first!
[02:06:14] <chromas> I made you chili
[02:06:21] <chromas> you-chili
[02:06:36] <SirFinkus> sup folks
[02:06:40] <SirFinkus> "folks"
[02:06:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> bout to start watching Forever
[02:07:14] <SirFinkus> watching what forever?
[02:07:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> wah wah wah
[02:07:31] <SirFinkus> a yukyukyuk
[02:07:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.imdb.com
[02:07:55] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Forever (TV Series 2014– ) - IMDb
[02:07:56] <SpallsHurgenson> hmmm... A 200-year-old man works in the New York City Morgue trying to find a key to unlock the curse of his immortalit
[02:08:11] <SpallsHurgenson> somehow I feel that twinkling vampires will eventually appear
[02:08:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> lead guy's an ex-pirate and haz booze named after him
[02:09:07] <SpallsHurgenson> a reformed torrenter?
[02:09:15] <SirFinkus> lol
[02:09:15] <ciri> hahaha
[02:09:21] <SirFinkus> fuck you ciri
[02:09:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> who me? i'll never reform.
[02:09:55] <SirFinkus> it'd be nice if ciri responded with its own insults
[02:10:05] <SirFinkus> instead of just babbling like a retard
[02:10:12] <SpallsHurgenson> it'd be nice if ciri died in a fire :)
[02:10:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> until cable/sattelite stop putting fucking commercials in. i mean that was the whole idea behind cable in the first place. it wasn't advertising driven.
[02:10:44] <SirFinkus> they're allowed to show fucking commercials? Which network?
[02:11:09] <SirFinkus> and I thought those sorts of services were illegal in most states
[02:11:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> only if you charge. my services are free if you're hot and female.
[02:11:40] * chromas wonders what country tmb lives in that cable ever had no ads
[02:12:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, i'm just old enough to remember not seeing commercials on cable in the US
[02:12:17] <SirFinkus> it didn't last long irrc
[02:12:22] <SirFinkus> iirc even
[02:12:47] <crutchy> internet-internet-relay-chat :p
[02:12:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, hell with em though. i refuse to watch commercials if i don't have to.
[02:12:52] <SpallsHurgenson> I don't remember commercials at all http://www.theonion.com
[02:12:52] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Area Man Constantly Mentioning He Doesn't Own A Television | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
[02:12:54] <chromas> probably only on extra channels, not the network ones
[02:12:57] <crutchy> like atm machine
[02:13:19] <SirFinkus> also, if youtube expects me to watch a 30 second commercial to watch a 90 second video, they can fuck right off
[02:13:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth
[02:13:30] <chromas> install adblock
[02:13:35] <chromas> turns off youtube ads
[02:13:37] <SirFinkus> I have
[02:13:50] <SirFinkus> ie: telling youtube to fuck off with its ads
[02:13:57] <chromas> ah
[02:14:08] <chromas> except on mobile; it doesn't seem to stop ads there for no reason
[02:14:09] <SirFinkus> occasionally one slips by though
[02:14:47] <SpallsHurgenson> I seem to be having issues with palemoon and flashblock recently
[02:14:56] <crutchy> adblock_edge++
[02:14:56] <Bender> karma - adblock_edge: 3
[02:15:20] <SpallsHurgenson> adblock_edge doesn't work with palemoon (use adblock_latitude)
[02:15:48] <crutchy> you mean there's an alternative to firefox/iceweasel!?
[02:16:06] <SpallsHurgenson> sure, internet explorer :)
[02:16:19] <chromas> doesn't run on linux :(
[02:16:28] <crutchy> SpallsHurgenson, s/r/d/3
[02:16:28] <SedNotABot> <crutchy> <SpallsHurgenson> sure, internet exploder :)
[02:16:52] <SirFinkus> doesn't microsoft have a new browser project going now?
[02:16:59] <SirFinkus> a rebrand might be a good idea
[02:17:11] <crutchy> it will be called Internet Exploiter
[02:17:23] <SpallsHurgenson> the only reason for the new IE is so they can release new versions faster so they can match firfox and chrome
[02:17:24] <SirFinkus> they still haven't lived down ie6, even though their newer browsers are a lot better
[02:17:54] <BadCoderFinger> IE: The world's finest virus delivery platform.
[02:18:15] <crutchy> i only recently found out how to prevent the border that IE draws when it enabled quirks mode
[02:18:17] <SpallsHurgenson> I mean who wants to use an old IE11 when chrome is up to version 8,546 :)
[02:18:32] <SirFinkus> same could be said for any browser, considering 99% of malware is downloaded by the user intentionally
[02:18:39] <SpallsHurgenson> BCF: sorry, Adobe Flash took over that title :)
[02:18:39] <crutchy> even though its not supposed to enable quirks mode for html5
[02:18:40] <SirFinkus> (or bundled with flash)
[02:22:04] <SirFinkus> every time I do tech support shit, it seems like I spend equal time removing ask toolbar/mcaffee quickscan etc that I do malware
[02:22:24] <SirFinkus> what an abortion of a sentence, apologies for inflicting that on this channel
[02:23:14] <JamesNZ> We forgive you <3
[02:23:34] <SirFinkus> I knew I was in trouble halfway in
[02:24:11] <chromas> that's what abortions are for
[02:24:42] * SpallsHurgenson snorts milk up his nose
[02:24:56] <SpallsHurgenson> (and I wasn't even drinking milk)
[02:25:12] <BadCoderFinger> Dude: Milk probably won't get you high.
[02:25:29] <SirFinkus> spalls has an alternative solution
[02:26:53] <BadCoderFinger> Say, beer?
[02:30:52] * SpallsHurgenson says, "Beer?"
[02:31:04] <BadCoderFinger> Woohoo! Beer!
[02:31:22] <SpallsHurgenson> you're buying
[02:32:33] <BadCoderFinger> Ok, your turn to buy next time then.
[02:32:37] * SirFinkus is listening to Korpiklaani — Bring Us Pints Of Beer, from the album Karkelo
[02:32:59] <SirFinkus> bring us pints of beer, don't drink, you can leave
[02:33:57] <BadCoderFinger> Too much Scottish and Irish in my ancestry to leave beer behind.
[02:34:09] <SpallsHurgenson> He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink / He drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink / He sings the songs that remind him of the good times /
[02:34:09] <SpallsHurgenson> He sings the songs that remind him of the better times
[02:35:10] <SirFinkus> lager is kind of shit though
[02:35:24] <SpallsHurgenson> gaddurn enter key.
[02:35:26] * SirFinkus is listening to Korpiklaani — Vodka, from the album Karkelo
[02:36:02] * SpallsHurgenson is starting to sense a theme from this album
[02:36:41] <SirFinkus> not just this album lol
[02:37:59] <SirFinkus> also have Wooden Pints, Happy Little Boozer, Beer Beer, Let's Drink, and Tequila
[02:38:09] <SirFinkus> and those are just the ones in English
[02:38:42] <SpallsHurgenson> yup, pattern confirmed
[02:38:50] <SpallsHurgenson> all those song names have vowels in them!
[02:39:29] <SirFinkus> there's also "Alestorm" of course, which is "True Scottish Pirate Metal"
[02:40:15] <SirFinkus> it'd be more difficult to point out the songs that aren't about drinking in their discography
[02:40:59] <SpallsHurgenson> what about "oh god, is my vomit supposed to have that much blood in it?"
[02:41:29] <SirFinkus> that's Ethanol-Fueled's song
[02:41:54] <SpallsHurgenson> huh, wonder how I heard it then; I'm immune to him again :)
[02:46:13] <BadCoderFinger> Heh!
[03:03:19] <BadCoderFinger> Well guys, time for Friday night beer. Have a good night!
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[03:09:12] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[03:09:12] <Bender> karma - tea: 353
[03:09:13] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[03:09:13] <Bender> karma - tea: 354
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[03:12:30] <SirFinkus> and that's why I've boycotted the karma system
[03:12:53] <chromas> not because of 50 coffee-- in a row?
[03:13:15] <Konomi> caffeine++
[03:13:15] <Bender> karma - caffeine: 64
[03:13:17] <Konomi> \o/
[03:13:34] * JamesNZ whistles blithely
[03:13:36] <SpallsHurgenson> --coffee
[03:13:36] <Hedonismbot> Karma - coffee: 212
[03:22:59] <SirFinkus> I guess people just really dislike cofee
[03:23:13] <SirFinkus> and what about those people that dislike coffee AND tea?
[03:23:58] <SpallsHurgenson> the horror, the horror!
[03:30:52] <Popeidol> do those people actuall exist?
[03:31:11] <SpallsHurgenson> of course not
[03:31:24] <SirFinkus> mormons.
[03:31:30] <SirFinkus> SMASH!
[03:32:16] <SirFinkus> http://www.mormon.org
[03:32:17] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Why don’t Mormons drink coffee, tea, or alcohol? What is the Mormon Church’s law of health and proper diet? | Mormon.org
[03:32:52] <Popeidol> not liking it and not being allowed to have it are different things, though
[03:33:04] <Popeidol> for all I know eating other people is the best thing ever
[03:33:21] <Popeidol> but I just dont get the chance
[03:34:10] <SirFinkus> but still, you have a scenario in which someone would want to vote down coffee without voting up tea
[03:34:28] <SpallsHurgenson> oh no, people are stringy and hard to cook
[03:34:35] <SpallsHurgenson> or so I've heard
[03:34:44] <SirFinkus> because joseph smith read it out of a hat
[03:34:46] <SirFinkus> I guess
[03:34:57] <Popeidol> quite an opinionated hat really
[03:35:10] <Popeidol> hated beverages
[03:36:42] <SpallsHurgenson> probably blistered its lip on hot coffee once
[03:46:29] * SirFinkus suddenly has a craze for totinos party pizza
[03:46:50] <SirFinkus> craving, holy shit I'm bad at typing today
[03:49:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Why Magazines in Practice Waiting Rooms Are Out of Date - http://sylnt.us - alternative-deduction:-receptionists-take-magazines
[04:02:06] <SpallsHurgenson> somebody's working for their ig nobel prize :)
[04:10:14] <SirFinkus> I have pizza rolls
[04:10:25] <SirFinkus> post a comment on my webzone if you want a pizza roll
[04:10:44] <SpallsHurgenson> not unless it's a whole pizza rolled up
[04:13:49] <SirFinkus> http://thisiswhyyourehuge.com
[04:13:51] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Bacon & Cheese Stuffed Pizza Burger | This is why you're huge
[04:14:28] <SpallsHurgenson> in my younger days I used to eat triple-cheese-burger deluxe submarine sandwiches :)
[04:21:19] <SpallsHurgenson> I miss those days :-/
[04:24:34] <SpallsHurgenson> Come to think of it, I used to eat TWO of those. As a snack.
[04:26:07] <SpallsHurgenson> I /really/ miss those days.
[04:56:59] <JamesNZ> cheese++ # <3
[04:56:59] <Bender> karma - cheese: 7
[04:57:30] <SpallsHurgenson> but what KIND of cheese?
[04:58:14] <JamesNZ> Hmm, blue vane is quite nice.
[04:58:50] <Konomi> two >.>
[04:58:54] <Konomi> oink!
[04:59:14] <SpallsHurgenson> how about a little red Leicester? Maybe some Tilsit. Or a few ounces of Caerphilly. Bel Paese? Red Windsor? Stilton?
[05:00:05] <JamesNZ> Never even heard of those :P
[05:00:37] <SpallsHurgenson> Ementhal? Gruyere? Norweigan Jarlsburg? Lancashire? White Stilton? Danish Brew? Double Goucester?
[05:01:41] <JamesNZ> Now I get the feeling you're listing these from Wikipedia ;)
[05:01:47] <SpallsHurgenson> close :)
[05:02:17] <SpallsHurgenson> Chesire? Dorset Bluveny? Brie, Roquefort, Pol le Veq, Port Salut, Savoy Aire, Saint Paulin, Carrier de lest, Bres Bleu, Bruson? Camenbert, perhaps?
[05:02:32] * JamesNZ stares blankly
[05:03:00] <SpallsHurgenson> Well, never mind the last one. The cat's eaten it.
[05:03:11] <JamesNZ> Heh.
[05:03:34] <SpallsHurgenson> Gouda? Edam? Case Ness? Smoked Austrian? Japanese Sage Darby?
[05:04:19] <SpallsHurgenson> You... do *eat* cheese, don't you?
[05:04:27] <JamesNZ> Cheddar mostly :P
[05:04:45] <SpallsHurgenson> you're skipping ahead :)
[05:11:32] <arti> try some cheese curds
[05:11:36] <arti> :U~
[05:16:29] <SpallsHurgenson> aren't all cheeses basically curds?
[05:51:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - USA Driving Boom is Over &mdash; 9 Percent Drop Since 2004 - http://sylnt.us - let's-stay-at-home-tonight
[06:05:16] <Konomi> ^ probably cause most people can't afford it now \o/
[06:05:47] <Konomi> even if you have a cheap car you'll probably pay the cost of it in about 1-4 years of owning it just in fees >.<
[06:07:30] <chromas> Fuel cost is way down; people are getting suvs now :|
[06:11:12] <Konomi> yeah so disgusting
[06:11:18] <Konomi> I hate SUVs
[06:11:31] <Konomi> they're dangerous to drive around can't see oncoming traffic when you're trrying to reverse out
[06:12:12] <Konomi> it'll go up again anyway it's the one resource we will run out of
[06:12:21] <Konomi> sucks to see people treating it like we did in the past though
[06:12:24] <Konomi> obviously learned nothing
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[07:23:30] <SirFinkus> who else staying up to watch the spacex thing?
[07:25:55] <SirFinkus> 2 hours
[07:25:55] <ciri> 3
[07:25:56] <SirFinkus> http://new.livestream.com
[07:25:56] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03CRS-5 Launch on Livestream
[07:26:11] <SirFinkus> no ciri, it's really 2
[07:31:20] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[07:31:21] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03CRS-5 Launch - YouTube
[07:31:28] <SirFinkus> if you want a countdown
[08:11:28] <arti> cool find
[08:14:46] <SirFinkus> they're landing a ROCKET on a BOAT
[08:15:03] <SirFinkus> 50% chance it fails spectacularly
[08:20:36] <Popeidol> is it easier than landing a boat on a rocket?
[08:22:38] <SirFinkus> yes
[08:22:39] <SirFinkus> http://www.npl.org
[08:22:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Confirmation Bias Leads to Overestimation of Losses of Woody Plant Foliage - http://sylnt.us - results-confirmed
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[08:51:22] <SirFinkus> oh wait, I misread that
[08:51:37] <SirFinkus> I'm so off today
[09:10:56] <crutchy> holy shit. i thought the USA was of the opinion that palestine is run by a bunch of terrorists
[09:10:59] <crutchy> http://www.nytimes.com
[09:10:59] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03 ( http://www.nytimes.com )
[09:11:05] <crutchy> derp
[09:11:25] <crutchy> ~title http://www.nytimes.com
[09:11:34] <exec> portion of title left of " - " exists in url
[09:12:16] <crutchy> "The Obama administration said Monday it was reviewing its annual $440 million aid package to the Palestinians"
[09:13:25] <crutchy> no wonder the US government is so far down the debt tube... they're giving $400 million in taxpayer money (of future generations) to people they call terrorists
[09:13:42] * crutchy wonders how he could get some million$
[09:14:59] <crutchy> SN should declare independence and seek foreign aid from the US
[09:15:20] <crutchy> $400 million should cover hosting expenses
[09:20:52] <SirFinkus> accepting help implies influence
[09:28:32] <SirFinkus> 2 minutes until coverage
[09:28:32] <ciri> 3
[09:28:32] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[09:28:32] <Hedonismbot> * 03CRS-5 Launch - YouTube
[09:31:40] <SirFinkus> this starfield animation is pissing me off
[09:32:54] <Popeidol> would we need land to be independent?
[09:33:12] <Popeidol> between us we probably have a few houses that could add up to an okay amount
[09:33:58] <crutchy> wow i didn't even know youtube did live
[09:34:06] <SirFinkus> I have some old milsurp rifles, I could be the army
[09:34:09] <Popeidol> just have to hang a sign on the door: 'official colony of the soylent empire'
[09:34:31] <Popeidol> 'please leave foreign aid at the door if dictator not at home'
[09:34:53] <SirFinkus> so elon musk
[09:34:58] <SirFinkus> I think he's a bond villian
[09:35:11] <SirFinkus> he's gonna put a nuke on one of these
[09:36:03] <Popeidol> nukes are a bit pedestrian for musk though, he favours developing new tech
[09:36:14] <SirFinkus> BIGGER nukes
[09:36:25] <crutchy> "3108 watching now"
[09:36:34] <crutchy> i kinda expected more
[09:36:55] <SirFinkus> http://en.wikipedia.org(film)
[09:36:56] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Wiki: Moonraker (film
[09:37:16] <SirFinkus> it's like 3 am there
[09:37:26] <Popeidol> crutchy: middle of the night in america
[09:37:40] <SirFinkus> only reason I'm watching is because I'm a recluse
[09:38:09] <SirFinkus> hmm, Elon Musk, Hugo Drax
[09:38:23] <SirFinkus> suspicious
[09:39:08] <SirFinkus> Bond also meets an astronaut, Dr. Holly Goodhead
[09:39:10] <SirFinkus> god damn
[09:39:25] <crutchy> have we got success/fail story submission prepared?
[09:39:42] <crutchy> we can be among first to report :)
[09:39:54] <crutchy> any eds around?
[09:39:57] <SirFinkus> I did the last one of these
[09:40:02] <SirFinkus> and the one before
[09:40:06] <SirFinkus> I'm shit at it
[09:40:24] <SirFinkus> The Musk says 50% chance of spectacular failure
[09:40:37] <SirFinkus> the launch will be fine though, it's the landing bit that's tricky
[09:41:56] <Popeidol> t minus 6 minutes guys
[09:42:30] * SirFinkus puts on austin powers accent
[09:42:36] <SirFinkus> does that make you horny baby?
[09:43:07] <chromas> SirFinkus: s/horn/rand/
[09:43:07] <SedNotABot> <chromas> <SirFinkus> does that make you randy baby?
[09:44:12] <SirFinkus> oh fuck, it's gonna tip over
[09:46:35] <SirFinkus> video skipped, conspiracy time
[09:48:43] <SirFinkus> that shockwave was pretty neat
[09:48:46] <Popeidol> it still seems to be in the air, that's probably good
[09:49:18] <SirFinkus> well, that's the easy part
[09:49:28] <SirFinkus> they've done a bunch of these
[09:50:29] <SirFinkus> 9 to be precise
[09:50:48] <SirFinkus> thank you Jonathan McDowell
[09:55:15] <SirFinkus> holyshit, was that an internal view of the engine?
[09:55:58] <Popeidol> it looked like a nice hottub
[09:56:07] <Popeidol> I assume that's for the after party
[09:56:30] <crutchy> do they have a camera inside the stage 2 fuel tank!?
[09:56:45] <crutchy> or LOX
[09:56:50] <SirFinkus> yeah, it's pretty neat if they do
[09:57:00] <SirFinkus> that or hot tub
[09:57:09] <crutchy> almost out
[09:57:10] <Popeidol> probably best not to bathe in lox
[09:57:15] <Popeidol> guys your hottub is leaking
[09:57:27] <SirFinkus> oh that was neat
[09:58:14] <SirFinkus> fucking waiting for downlink, missed the good part
[09:58:17] <Popeidol> we appear to be underwater
[09:58:20] <crutchy> that looks fucking awesome!
[09:58:45] <crutchy> i hope they make a screensaver out of that
[09:58:45] <SirFinkus> lava lamp cma
[09:58:56] <SirFinkus> must be the module tumbling
[09:59:06] <Popeidol> good to know they had a bit of spare fuel there just in case
[09:59:19] <SirFinkus> oh, of course, they're in orbit
[09:59:39] <SirFinkus> I was wondering why they were so stable
[10:00:04] <crutchy> few more watching now
[10:00:08] <crutchy> over 5000
[10:00:15] <SirFinkus> that down to the second timing
[10:00:35] <SirFinkus> such efficiency
[10:00:39] <Popeidol> I'm really enjoying the spacex 'lets put cameras everywhere' tactic
[10:00:47] <Popeidol> I might have to watch all of these
[10:00:55] <crutchy> yeah
[10:01:00] <SirFinkus> you just know that they timed the solar panels with the sunrise
[10:01:06] <SirFinkus> Popeidol got a treat for you
[10:01:39] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[10:01:39] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Part 1: Space shuttle launches high-speed video camera slow motion views - YouTube
[10:01:45] <SirFinkus> this is PROPERLY nerdy
[10:02:28] <SirFinkus> ground zero of the launch pads at launch
[10:02:46] <SirFinkus> with commentary by NASA engineers
[10:04:38] <SirFinkus> they're right up its ass
[10:05:08] <crutchy> title for TFS: "SpaceX successfully launches the most expensive and awesome lava lamp in history!"
[10:06:08] <crutchy> ~submit https://www.youtube.com
[10:06:15] <crutchy> not sure if this will work
[10:06:38] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[10:06:44] <Popeidol> lols
[10:07:41] <SirFinkus> it landed, but not very well
[10:07:56] <SirFinkus> Rocket made it to drone spaceport ship, but landed hard. Close, but no cigar this time. Bodes well for the future tho.
[10:08:03] <crutchy> in other news, SpaceX makes nice elevator music
[10:08:25] <Popeidol> elon musk is disrupting the elevator industry next
[10:08:40] <SirFinkus> the shuttle videos are neater though
[10:08:46] <SirFinkus> EXPLOSIVE BOLTS
[10:11:59] <crutchy> any video available of the boat landing?
[10:12:06] <SirFinkus> there will be later
[10:12:06] <crutchy> i missed it in the feed
[10:12:16] <SirFinkus> they didn't stream that part
[10:12:25] <crutchy> ah
[10:12:26] <Popeidol> it was 'over the horizon'
[10:12:34] <crutchy> i was mesmerized by the lava lamp
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[10:14:07] <crutchy> someone could prolly do a much better submission for the launch than my silly auto-cheat
[10:17:55] <ar> hmmm
[10:18:14] <ar> why cryptsetup doesn't have pinentry/assuan support?
[10:36:57] <SirFinkus> anyone fucked with ORI?
[10:37:20] <crutchy> spacex uses nice music
[10:37:21] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[10:37:22] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03SpaceX Webcast Music 2013.11.28 - YouTube
[10:37:46] <crutchy> this is the sort of shit i like. chillout/lounge stuff
[10:38:08] <ar> oh, screw it. «echo -e 'SETPROMPT gib passwod\nGETPIN' | pinentry | sed -n '/^D /s/^..//p' | sudo cryptsetup luksOpen…» works
[10:41:07] <crutchy> lmao someone already got the webcast music for tonight up: https://www.youtube.com
[10:41:07] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03SpaceX Webcast Music 10.01.2015 - YouTube
[10:41:55] <SirFinkus> Elon Musk @elonmusk
[10:41:55] <SirFinkus> Didn't get good landing/impact video. Pitch dark and foggy. Will piece it together from telemetry and ... actual pieces.
[10:41:57] <SirFinkus> boooooo
[10:42:34] <SirFinkus> you know a landing wasn't great when it's a landing/impact
[10:44:25] <crutchy> good effort anyway. kudos to spacex for spending taxpayer money probably ten-fold more efficiently than NASA would have
[10:45:41] <crutchy> downloaded mp3 of that webcast music... got my coding music for a while :D
[10:51:29] <SirFinkus> bah, I require complete silence
[10:51:38] <SirFinkus> for coding, or reading
[11:12:11] <SirFinkus> whatever happened to Kobach?
[11:13:23] <SirFinkus> not gone as long as xlefay, but still like 2 months
[11:18:20] <SirFinkus> whatever, night
[11:18:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:18:21] <Bender> karma - coffee: 965
[11:21:52] <Popeidol> clearly someone is abducting soylent members one by one for some nefarious plot
[11:22:09] <Popeidol> (it's probably not me)
[11:22:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> hopefully they're bribing us away with fat wads of cash
[11:23:05] <Popeidol> oh god
[11:23:09] <Popeidol> it's dice, isn't it
[11:23:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, they'd need cash for that
[11:23:38] <Popeidol> to be honest, I'd probably accept a sandwich
[11:23:47] <Popeidol> I'm easily swayed by meat between bread
[11:24:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> hoagie or just bologna?
[11:24:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm pretty sure we could even spring for bologna
[11:25:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - OpenNTPD 5.7p1 Released - http://sylnt.us - back-to-the-future
[11:25:11] <Popeidol> what is a hoagie exactly?
[11:25:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~define hoagie
[11:25:22] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3hoagie: Philadelphian word for a sub sandwhich. Word likely has its origins from "Hog Island", which was an island intersecting the Delaware and Schuylkyl Rivers. The Irish and Italian people who li...
[11:25:24] <Popeidol> I've heard about them on TV, but they just seem to be 'big sandwiches'
[11:25:38] <Popeidol> that seems to cover it
[11:25:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, UD is occasionally useful
[12:03:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> and done. all caught up on the web comics i read.
[12:04:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think dvrs and torrents have spoiled me. i binge everything now.
[12:07:08] <Konomi> data binging just don't drive
[12:07:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> or go swimming for half an hour
[12:19:41] <ar> huh
[12:19:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> so, when you going to do up a bash bot for here, Konomi?
[12:19:56] <Konomi> nope ;p
[12:20:05] <ar> https://www.youtube.com - animator from ghibli studio made a liquor commercial
[12:20:05] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03さつま白波「オヤジの、芋神様。」ＷＥＢムービー - YouTube
[12:20:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, i like cartoons. i like booze. what could possibly go wrong?
[12:22:33] <crutchy> do we have spam countermeasures here?
[12:22:35] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his head
[12:22:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> erm... some yeah.
[12:22:51] <crutchy> in #soylent i mean
[12:22:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> dunno
[12:23:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> didn't seem to during the karma wars
[12:24:31] <crutchy> just curious. there was an attempted spam flood in a freenode channel a while ago followed quickly by an automated response to quiet
[12:24:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> ar, japanese people confuse me a lot. i could completely learn the language and i still doubt i'd understand the sumo babies crawling out of the cup.
[12:25:10] <crutchy> the spammer only got out 7x the same message in a second or so
[12:25:33] <crutchy> pretty impressive
[12:25:46] <crutchy> prolly not hard to code though i guess
[12:25:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> i could write a script up but i really can't be arsed today
[12:26:18] <crutchy> might have a go. just for shits and giggles
[12:27:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> wouldn't do any good. exec ain't getting ops.
[12:27:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> you break him too much =P
[12:27:28] <crutchy> true, but i like concept work
[12:28:17] <crutchy> breakage is fun
[12:28:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> honestly, i could prolly just reuse the coffee-- spam code and make it more general.
[12:28:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> but it's site upgrade weekend and i'll have enough to do.
[12:28:59] <crutchy> nod
[12:31:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> honestly, there really shouldn't be much for me to do but i do need to stay handy.
[12:32:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> which sucks cause i just started playing the new dragon age game yesterday
[12:35:21] <Konomi> http://www.huffingtonpost.com
[12:35:21] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Scientists Begin Looking at Programmers' Brains: The Neuroscience of Programming|Chris Parnin
[12:35:48] <Konomi> "Interestingly, even though there was code that involve mathematical operations, conditionals, and loop iteration, for these particular tasks, programming had less in common with mathematics and more in common with language. -
[12:35:53] <Konomi> Mathematical calculations typically take place in the intraparietal sulcus, mathematical reasoning in the right frontal pole, and logical reasoning in the left frontal pole. These areas were not strongly activated in comprehending source code."
[12:35:57] <Konomi> always suspected this
[12:36:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> huffpo--
[12:36:01] <Bender> karma - huffpo: -1
[12:36:40] <Konomi> "Finally, programming involves a rich set of cognitive processes. Although the study found a particular pathway that was strongly associated with language processing, there may be other pathways associated with other common activities related to programming (debugging, editing, refactoring, etc)."
[12:36:45] <Konomi> \o/
[12:37:45] <Konomi> I found this article cause the thought crossed my mind of MRI'ing programmers while coding
[12:38:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> wonder how often the violence centers would light up
[12:39:14] <Konomi> when you're using visual studio
[12:39:15] <Konomi> ;p
[12:39:36] <Konomi> windows api would light it up for me
[12:40:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> kinda random in slashcode. some of it makes perfect sense to me now but some of it is still a big wtf even after i understand the code
[12:41:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> like journals. you'd think they're done almost exactly like articles but they're so not.
[12:41:14] <Konomi> perl can be like that depends on the coders intentions though
[12:41:48] <Konomi> it's like bash and javascript and a whole lot of other languages
[12:41:56] <Konomi> can write something wonderful
[12:42:00] <Konomi> or write something vomit inducing ;p
[12:42:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooh, i know, i can move most of the static methods in botctl to volatile ones.
[12:42:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> will give me something to do until paulej72 wakes up.
[12:42:55] <Konomi> lol
[12:42:55] <ciri> it's not that funny :)
[12:44:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean technically i can overwrite them anyway but i like to keep a sharp line between what's allowed to be volatile and what's not.
[12:44:53] <Konomi> always a good idea
[12:45:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> like no overwriting subs/vars that were defined at runtime
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[12:59:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[12:59:11] <Bender> karma - coffee: 966
[13:15:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;pissoff
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[13:16:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;reload
[13:19:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;unload
[13:19:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;reload
[13:21:03] <Konomi> then you do the hocky pokey and you turn about
[13:21:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> or something like, yep
[13:21:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> getting missing punctuation error, yays.
[13:23:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;reload
[13:24:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;reload
[13:24:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> there we go
[13:26:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - F.B.I. and Justice Department Said to Seek Charges Against Petraeus - http://sylnt.us - drafts-folder
[13:26:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;issue test issue for deletion
[13:26:46] -!- botctl has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
[13:26:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> noice, i broke him
[13:27:15] -!- exec has quit [Quit: dafuq]
[13:28:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> smooth, i broke exec too
[13:29:08] * TheMightyBuzzard is gifted
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[13:30:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;issue here is an issue
[13:30:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, right
[13:30:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;reload
[13:30:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;issue here is an issue
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[13:40:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahhh, found it. bad module version in the repo.
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[13:46:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;reload
[13:47:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;issue here is an issue
[13:47:07] <botctl> Added Issue #395: https://github.com
[13:47:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> suck it, mismatched versions
[13:51:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;reload
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[14:10:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, i coulda went fishing this morning instead of waiting around to do a site upgrade
[14:10:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> granted it's balls cold but still.
[14:11:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather
[14:12:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh ya, broken exec
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[14:12:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather
[14:12:36] <exec> Weather for Ada, OK, USA - currently 25°F / -4°C, overcast, wind SE at 6 mph, humidity 54% - Saturday partly cloudy (28°F-39°F / -2°C-4°C), Sunday chance of ice (30°F-41°F / -1°C-5°C), Monday mostly cloudy (25°F-37°F / -4°C-3°C), Tuesday mostly cloudy (28°F-36°F / -2°C-2°C) - source: Google
[14:17:10] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Greetings, I wanted to quote you on something: Tell me I should do or think something because it offends you though? You can jam that right up your shitter and blow some fucking bubbles with it, you fascist asshole.
[14:17:20] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: That made my day
[14:17:29] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[14:17:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i was pretty happy with that turn of phrase.
[14:18:23] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: That's solid gold.
[14:18:36] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: I haven't heard something that funny in at least a week
[14:18:47] * TheMightyBuzzard takes a bow
[14:19:07] <Subsentient> $beer TheMightyBuzzard
[14:19:07] * aqu4 gives TheMightyBuzzard a cold can of beer
[14:21:35] <crutchy> think i got a bit of a concept anti-spam script working
[14:21:52] <Konomi> in before the whole channel gets banned
[14:21:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> neato
[14:22:08] <Konomi> it's outtaaa controlllll
[14:22:10] <crutchy> https://github.com
[14:22:11] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03exec-irc-bot/antispam.php at master · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot · GitHub
[14:22:21] <crutchy> pretty short
[14:23:33] <Konomi> better off using a kick you're going to be showing two mode sets with that
[14:24:36] <crutchy> is kick seen as more offensive though? in case of false-positive?
[14:24:49] <Konomi> it's less noisey ;p
[14:25:20] <crutchy> do mode changes on nicks appear for everyone?
[14:25:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> everyone who has them turned on
[14:25:54] <crutchy> ah
[14:25:57] <Konomi> which is pretty much the default in every client
[14:26:18] <crutchy> i guess kick makes sense
[14:26:39] <crutchy> i could also get rid of the privmsg and just put a kick description
[14:26:41] <exec> *** quieting potential flooding nick "crutchy" for 10 seconds
[14:26:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> not if they have auto-rejoin set
[14:26:43] <exec> *** quieting potential flooding nick "TheMightyBuzzard" for 10 seconds
[14:26:50] <Konomi> ;p
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[14:26:57] <crutchy> stupid pos
[14:27:06] <Konomi> I like how I predicted that well
[14:27:13] * Konomi hides
[14:27:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> pretty much a given
[14:28:51] <crutchy> kick simplifies the script a fair bit actually
[14:29:20] <Konomi> would've been more simple if you put the discpline portion in it's own function ;p
[14:30:03] <Konomi> my programming teacher would've had your head for the lack of comments too ;p
[14:30:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> comments are for the weak
[14:30:22] <crutchy> ^
[14:30:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> unless they have profanity in them
[14:30:36] <crutchy> comments are for the why, not the what or the how
[14:31:03] <Konomi> I presme you'll be stripping all the comments out of slashcode then ;p
[14:31:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> what comments? most of them are along the lines of the "this is not how this should be done but i'm not fixing it" variety.
[14:31:36] <crutchy> functions are only useful if you plan on calling them in multiple places
[14:32:58] <crutchy> or if you need to break things up a bit i guess too
[14:33:14] <Konomi> or if you want to limit your scope ;p
[14:33:42] <crutchy> maybe
[14:34:02] <crutchy> i don't have a problem with using global
[14:34:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> should always use functions. main should be one function call.
[14:34:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> !?
[14:34:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> globals are of teh debil cept for things like a debug flag.
[14:34:45] <crutchy> lol
[14:34:45] <ciri> hehehe
[14:35:37] <crutchy> globals are awesomesauce
[14:35:52] <Konomi> can we burn him at the stake now?
[14:35:53] <crutchy> exec is chock full of global goodness
[14:36:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes, yes we can
[14:37:10] * TheMightyBuzzard readies the flamethrower
[14:37:26] * Konomi grabs the marshmallows
[14:43:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> need moar coffee
[14:48:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[14:48:40] <Bender> karma - coffee: 967
[14:57:42] <crutchy> updated to kick instead of quiet, and quits if not op
[15:11:51] <crutchy> heh seems to work pretty well :p
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[15:18:50] <Konomi> did it kill anyone yet \o/
[15:19:21] <crutchy> i was playing with it in my secret lair :p
[15:20:06] <Subsentient> crutchy: Finally getting so I'm getting my python back, and far better than I ever knew it before.
[15:20:36] <crutchy> Subsentient, cool man
[15:20:55] <Subsentient> crutchy: I'm going to use a lot of python cgi on my servers once I get cozy with it
[15:21:05] <crutchy> hey dude does aqu4 have anti-spam stuff in it?
[15:21:13] <Subsentient> crutchy: Define anti-spam
[15:21:36] <crutchy> can it give someone the boot if they msg the same thing a bunch of times in quick succession?
[15:22:18] <crutchy> seems like a handy feature. i saw it used in a freenode channel
[15:22:23] <Konomi> flood control basically
[15:22:33] <crutchy> sort of
[15:22:46] <crutchy> a little more aggressive maybe
[15:23:08] <Subsentient> did you see today's xkcd?
[15:23:14] <Subsentient> I feel bad for the wolf.
[15:23:27] <crutchy> i didn't
[15:23:35] <Subsentient> http://xkcd.com
[15:23:36] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03xkcd: Gut Fauna
[15:24:03] <crutchy> what sort of stuff you gunna do with python on your servers?
[15:24:21] <crutchy> did you see the spacex launch?
[15:24:52] <Subsentient> crutchy: For one I'm going to update my server status scripts, and then I'm going to modernize the MOEPP clan site: http://moepp.universe2.us
[15:24:52] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03MOEPP Clan - Manufactured on equipment which processes peanuts
[15:25:42] <crutchy> kick arse lava lamp: https://www.youtube.com
[15:25:42] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03CRS-5 Launch - YouTube
[15:26:11] <crutchy> what are they run with atm?
[15:26:19] <crutchy> not php i'm assuming :p
[15:26:32] <Subsentient> Python, but broken, hideous, semi-invalid python.
[15:26:38] <crutchy> ah
[15:26:54] <Subsentient> I never knew python all that well.
[15:27:12] <Subsentient> I'm glad to relearn it properly however.
[15:27:46] <crutchy> sounds like a plan
[15:28:07] <Subsentient> crutchy: this time, I bought a book and I've been reading it for the past few days
[15:28:21] <crutchy> i like to do things properly, but my idea of properly might vary from others
[15:28:46] <Subsentient> crutchy: I have a stripped bread tie being used as fan wire in my main server.
[15:28:59] <Subsentient> The hard disk is not in a drive cage. it just sits there.
[15:29:07] <crutchy> hehe. noice
[15:29:09] <Subsentient> And the duct tape, oh the duct tape
[15:31:36] <Subsentient> crutchy: No aqu4bot doesn't, but come to think of it, I could implement that.
[15:31:46] <Subsentient> It'd take a little time but not too bad I imagine.
[15:32:04] <Subsentient> Anyways gotta go for now
[15:32:07] <Subsentient> but good to talk :^)
[15:32:40] <crutchy> i made a little proof-of-concept for exec. doesn't seem to be much to it. see ya mate
[15:32:49] <crutchy> i should get some shuteye
[15:32:51] <crutchy> ~time
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[15:32:58] <crutchy> ~time
[15:33:00] <exec> Sunday, 11 January 2015 @ 2:33 am GMT+11 - Traralgon VIC
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[16:28:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Maybe Mom was Right about Drafts and Colds - http://sylnt.us - wipe-your-nose
[18:00:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Est-ce qu'on est Charlie? - http://sylnt.us
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[19:30:56] <JamesNZ> Moin' TheMightyBuzzard \o
[19:31:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, i'm still drinking coffee so close enough.
[19:32:16] * JamesNZ gags
[19:33:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> got bored waiting on pj to show up this morning and been playing video games for the past few hours.
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[20:01:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The “Weekend Effect” May Also Effect Palliative Care - http://sylnt.us - or-is-it-the-weakened-effect?
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[21:15:21] <BadCoderFinger> Hi guys
[21:15:21] <ciri> hello, nice to see yea! BadCoderFinger
[21:15:34] <BadCoderFinger> How are you guys?
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[21:20:10] <BadCoderFinger> Hey crutchy
[21:20:57] <crutchy> g'day
[21:24:34] <BadCoderFinger> How are you, man?
[21:25:13] <crutchy> not to bad. need coffee
[21:25:16] <crutchy> u?
[21:25:33] <crutchy> ++coffee
[21:25:33] <Hedonismbot> Karma - coffee: 213
[21:25:40] <BadCoderFinger> Heh! It's afternoon here, time for beer and a system recompile.
[21:26:04] <BadCoderFinger> Figthing a wireless driver. Currently it's winning.
[21:27:25] <crutchy> lucky they can't chase after us... yet
[21:27:51] <BadCoderFinger> I know a guy building robotics... This might be the beginning of skynet...
[21:28:46] <crutchy> genocidectl
[21:33:15] <BadCoderFinger> ioctl(devicenode, GLOBAL_THERMONUCLEAR_WAR, 1);
[21:33:32] <crutchy> :D
[21:34:30] <BadCoderFinger> "Why did I ever define that constant?"
[21:34:57] <crutchy> it's the only way to be sure
[21:35:16] <BadCoderFinger> Heh!
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[21:44:00] <crutchy> ~submit http://feedproxy.google.com
[21:44:04] <exec> error: description meta content not found or empty
[21:44:15] <crutchy> ah crap
[21:44:51] <BadCoderFinger> The bot hates that!
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[21:50:22] <crutchy> ++coffee
[21:50:22] <Hedonismbot> Karma - coffee: 214
[21:51:56] <BadCoderFinger> While I'm here: freebsd++
[21:52:01] <BadCoderFinger> Doh!
[21:52:06] <BadCoderFinger> ++freebsd
[21:52:06] <Hedonismbot> Karma - freebsd: 1
[21:52:11] <arti> freebsd++
[21:52:11] <Bender> karma - freebsd: 2
[21:52:17] <mechanicjay> freebsd++
[21:52:17] <Bender> karma - freebsd: 3
[21:52:22] <BadCoderFinger> Woohoo! I'm not alone!
[21:52:27] <arti> talk about underrepresented
[21:52:29] <crutchy> damn router :/
[21:52:59] <BadCoderFinger> No kidding.
[21:53:21] <BadCoderFinger> You'd think soylentnews' colorscheme alone would attract fbsd users.
[21:53:23] <arti> happy new year, too
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[21:58:45] <crutchy> ++coffee
[21:58:45] <Hedonismbot> Karma - coffee: 215
[21:59:56] <crutchy> stupid interwebz
[22:00:07] <crutchy> ++coffee
[22:00:08] <Hedonismbot> Karma - coffee: 216
[22:04:24] <BadCoderFinger> Now we're getting to a caffeine buzz!
[22:04:25] <crutchy> http://arstechnica.com
[22:04:25] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03One coach’s nightmare—sending his wank video to female players | Ars Technica
[22:04:37] <crutchy> one word... why?
[22:05:00] <arti> maybe they don't get enough protein? also, yogurt.
[22:05:04] <crutchy> why the fuck do people film themselves doing shit like that to send to anyone?
[22:05:14] <crutchy> lol
[22:05:15] <ciri> lol damn!
[22:05:23] <arti> and here i thought that was why we became such good friends
[22:05:25] <crutchy> damn straight ciri
[22:05:36] <arti> also, check your phone
[22:05:56] <crutchy> i thought that video was just a random from a pr0nz site!
[22:06:05] <arti> most do
[22:06:43] <crutchy> you know... with that massive porn star cock :p
[22:07:15] <crutchy> .kick crutchy
[22:07:15] * BadCoderFinger reaches for eye-bleach
[22:07:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> .kick crutchy Your wish is my command.
[22:07:16] -!- crutchy was kicked from #Soylent by juggler!SN@services. [(TheMightyBuzzard) Your wish is my command.]
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[22:20:26] <crutchy> hmm. we're a bit slow getting something about the spacex launch out to the front page. looks like just about every other news site beat us to the punch :/
[22:21:16] <crutchy> ++coffee
[22:21:16] <Hedonismbot> Karma - coffee: 217
[22:22:02] <BadCoderFinger> Yeah, well, with soylentnews, it's not about who gets to the front page first. It's the community.
[22:23:24] <BadCoderFinger> Otherwise, it's just a glorified RSS reader. And we have those already.
[22:26:59] <arti> glorified things are awesome though
[22:30:34] <crutchy> is it just me or does the flag in this photo looked photoshopped? http://www.thedailystar.net
[22:30:38] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03'DEADLIEST' ATTACK ON NIGERIAN VILLAGES | Over 2,000 feared killed in Boko Haram massacre
[22:31:32] <crutchy> it looks like a very poor photoshop
[22:31:56] <crutchy> maybe its a tv watermark
[22:33:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Rust 1.0 Hits Alpha - http://sylnt.us - never-sleeps
[22:33:33] <arti> yay
[22:34:03] <arti> looks like a super imposed symbol, they've got a book and two machine guns
[22:36:36] * crutchy paints all his code to prevent it from getting rusty
[22:57:26] <crutchy> ++coffee
[22:57:26] <Hedonismbot> Karma - coffee: 218
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[23:27:18] <crutchy> my internet is being a turd
[23:27:22] <crutchy> coffee++
[23:27:22] <Bender> karma - coffee: 968
[23:27:43] <crutchy> might just play some ut2004
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[23:31:39] <chromas> Flag has to be an overlay; nothing else in the photo is that dark, not even the guys