#Soylent | Logs for 2015-01-06
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[00:56:24] <SpallsHurgenson> IRC needs a gesture-based interface; typing is too much work.
[00:57:05] <nick> gestures are too much work
[00:57:07] <SpallsHurgenson> I mean, when you get right down to it, pretty much everything on IRC boils down to "hi", "bye", "I dunno", and "fuck you" anyway :) :)
[00:57:09] <Konomi> finger tracking so I can abrstract the middle finger into irc
[00:57:11] <nick> that why we have ciri
[00:57:51] <SpallsHurgenson> ciri, say something intelligent for once
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[00:58:55] <SpallsHurgenson> (then again, it's sort of unfair demanding the bot to say something intelligent on IRC when I've not yet managed it once :)
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[00:59:01] <ciri> 10 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[00:59:09] <juggs> clever ciri :)
[00:59:20] <SpallsHurgenson> ciri, you never fail to disappoint me :)
[00:59:43] <swiss> 4
[00:59:50] <swiss> only triggers off 3, eh?
[01:01:08] <SpallsHurgenson> you can't expect ciri to count to ten twice in a row; that sort of mental expenditure needs time from which to recover!
[01:01:45] <nick> Landon: it would be really helpful when you do find a good story, submit it please :)
[01:02:10] <SpallsHurgenson> not a good story, but sort of interesting: http://jalopnik.com
[01:02:10] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03This Is The Video CNN Will Play When The World Ends
[01:02:48] <nick> if CNN plays it, has the world ended?
[01:03:03] <SpallsHurgenson> yes, ted turner has that power now :)
[01:03:16] <nick> but if the world has ended, how will we watch it?
[01:03:42] <SpallsHurgenson> we won't, but in four years the alpha centaurians will know we went out with style :)
[01:04:32] <nick> style....
[01:04:34] <nick> not sure
[01:05:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google deprecates OpenID, pushes Google+ sign in - http://sylnt.us - don't-make-me-alter-the-deal-again
[01:09:51] <SpallsHurgenson> so intel announces the 5th generation core processors and all I can do is yawn. remember when new processors were exciting and the average user could actually get some benefit from them?
[01:10:11] <nick> i was considering submitting a story about the new nvidia chips
[01:10:13] <nick> but then had the same conclusion
[01:10:42] <SpallsHurgenson> damn our computers for being too fast already!
[01:11:05] <nick> yeah, pretty much
[01:11:15] <SpallsHurgenson> that's it, I'm resetting everybody to a 486 or slower.
[01:12:07] <nick> my cpu came out 4 years ago and i cant see it needing an upgrade for at least another 4.
[01:12:18] <nick> and by then will we even be able to build our own systems? :/
[01:12:46] <SpallsHurgenson> I remember arguing back in the 486 days that nobody really needed a pentium-class computer either, so take what I say with a grain of salt :)
[01:13:16] <nick> well of course, things do change
[01:13:32] <nick> but things are changing in a different way from what they were over the previous 20 years of personal computers
[01:14:15] <SpallsHurgenson> we need microsoft to release its operating systems at a faster pace so our computers feel slow again :)
[01:16:39] <Landon> nick: I'm not much good beyond submitting a link ;)
[01:16:47] <nick> assuming microsoft still matters to personal computing now
[01:16:47] <Landon> unless that's all that's required to submit a story!
[01:16:59] <nick> Landon: better than nothing
[01:17:13] <nick> we've been running pretty low on submissions, ive done that story you linked to now anyway
[01:17:44] <Landon> ah ok, was just trying to find my password
[01:17:52] <nick> we have 12 submissions in the queue and 7 of them are ones ive made in the last hour.
[01:18:06] <nick> you can submit as AC
[01:18:11] <Landon> I'd suggest to plug Awesome Games Done Quick in the summary, since it's an ongoing even this week
[01:18:53] <Landon> http://gamesdonequick.com
[01:18:54] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Games Done Quick ( https://gamesdonequick.com )
[01:19:59] <nick> will make sure it doesn't get missed
[01:21:52] <nick> don't like to bitch but we arn't getting the same level of submissions right now and we're routinely getting down to no submissions that are worth running, so even if you just give a link TFA and quote the TFA, it's much appreciated.
[01:22:40] <Landon> and while I'm looking through the queue
[01:23:37] <Landon> http://cjonline.com is somewhat related to the fracking story
[01:23:38] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Earthquake monitors being installed in south-central Kansas | CJOnline.com
[01:25:14] <nick> will make a note as a related story
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[01:37:21] <chromas> poor Regurgitator
[01:37:35] <juggs> he's feeling a little queasy
[01:37:53] <chromas> Bender: fill in for Regurgitator
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[01:38:48] <juggs> I don't think he wants Bender to take over #rss-bot judging by his zombie style :D
[01:39:15] <nick> let us hope Regurgitator isn't a union employee
[01:40:06] <SpallsHurgenson> http://motherboard.vice.com plus: text only minus: social network
[01:40:07] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03This Text-Only Social Network is Reviving the Internet's Dialup Days | Motherboard
[01:40:50] <SpallsHurgenson> More than 78 per cent of all PHP installations are running with at least one known security vulnerability http://www.theregister.co.uk
[01:40:50] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Want to have your server pwned? Easy: Run PHP • The Register
[01:40:54] <nick> When a user signs up for Big Boring System, the site doesn’t ask for an email, name, age, or gender, and it doesn’t request access to location information. It just asks for a phone number.
[01:40:58] <nick> and that makes it better?
[01:41:07] <crutchy_> landon, if you find a good link rather than just submitting the link if you chuck it here with "~submit " before it exec will submit it as your nick with the description meta content. I suck at submissions but I figure a seo description is prolly better than nowt
[01:41:20] <Landon> woo
[01:41:30] <nick> crutchy++
[01:41:30] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 122
[01:41:36] <crutchy_> just gotta be identified
[01:41:54] <crutchy_> and if theres no description it will bork
[01:41:55] <SpallsHurgenson> I always use 487-774-8283 (spells, "ITS PRI-VATE" :)
[01:42:10] <SpallsHurgenson> I hope that's not a real number or somebody is gonna be real mad at me :)
[01:42:33] <nick> well i assume this 'social network' will use the phone# as an identifier, so you will need to use a real one
[01:42:41] <nick> otherwise it wouldn't ask for it
[01:42:53] <SpallsHurgenson> well then I hope it IS a real phone number :)
[01:43:21] <nick> im sure they're happy for all the telemarketing calls they get thanks to you
[01:44:09] <SpallsHurgenson> oh, whew, invalid area code :)
[01:44:37] <nick> well, apparently it was in use by: Buyingfurniture.com and totalbedroom.com
[01:44:47] <crutchy_> just put in the nsa's phone number
[01:46:29] <nick> what could go wrong
[01:46:55] <SpallsHurgenson> nick: I'm guessing those domains were using "its private" too since the 487 area code doesn't actually exist :)
[01:47:11] <juggs> o/ hi crutchy_
[01:47:42] <crutchy_> hey juggs
[01:47:54] <juggs> Thanks for the exec feeds
[01:48:27] <juggs> I think I got the https ones now with Bender's rss feeds
[01:48:46] <juggs> Bender's goind mental in
[01:48:54] <juggs> #rss-bot
[01:49:00] <crutchy_> no worries. hopefully its behaving and not flooding with goatse links
[01:49:05] <SpallsHurgenson> http://www.geek.com
[01:49:05] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Apple Watch will soon be plagued by location-based ads | Apple | Geek.com
[01:49:08] <juggs> Someone gave him a drink I think
[01:50:20] <crutchy_> I can disable execs feeds if you get summin working. or just kick it from the channel
[01:51:13] <SpallsHurgenson> office for ios and android came before office for winphone; talk about confidence in their own product :) http://www.windowscentral.com
[01:51:14] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Joe Belfiore: More news on Office for Windows Phone is coming before Feb. 19 | Windows Central
[01:51:31] <nick> there was no demand for it on windows phone, as no one owns a windows phone
[01:51:36] <nick> and those that do, don't use office
[01:51:44] <nick> thats my experience with windows phone users
[01:52:16] <nick> the 3 people i know who have windows phones, dont like computers...
[01:52:35] <nick> but they did see the windows phone commercials.
[01:52:49] <crutchy_> I would hate pyewtas too if I had a wp
[01:53:18] <SpallsHurgenson> https://blogs.nasa.gov
[01:53:18] <nick> that would make sense, except the apparently like their windows phones
[01:53:18] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03The New Year Brings Dragon and Spacewalk Preparations | Space Station
[01:53:52] <SpallsHurgenson> there, if any one thinks any of those links are worthy they can submit 'em to soylentnews :)
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[01:55:07] <nick> ~submit http://www.theregister.co.uk
[01:55:18] <juggs> crutchy_, exec seems to be working just fine. I just replaced Regurgitator with Bender for rss. Bender seems to understand https, I think the Regurgitator problem was in the tcl-ssl/tls library - I wouldn't know how to fix that.
[01:55:31] <juggs> Oh my - server booted Bender
[01:55:35] <juggs> :D
[01:55:39] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[01:56:21] <nick> ~submit http://www.geek.com
[01:56:51] <exec> error: something went wrong with your submission
[01:57:36] <nick> too fast?
[01:58:51] <SpallsHurgenson> http://thehackernews.com naughty h4x0rs and their neat toys :)
[01:58:51] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03WiFiPhisher ? Automated Phishing Attacks Against Wi-Fi Networks - Hacker News
[01:59:51] <nick> ~submit http://www.geek.com
[02:00:21] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[02:00:37] <nick> exec++
[02:00:37] <Bender> karma - exec: 17
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[02:04:09] <chromas> need a bot to convert #rss-bot into an rss feed
[02:04:21] <chromas> then add it to Regurgitator
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[02:06:36] <juggs> seems he's playing catch up....
[02:06:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Deprecates OpenID, Pushes Google+ Sign in - http://sylnt.us - don't-make-me-alter-the-deal-again
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[03:00:45] <juggs> crutchy - looks like Bender has the ycombinator feed now :D
[03:02:08] <SpallsHurgenson> he has become more powerful than we can possibly imagine... nothing can stop him now
[03:04:08] <juggs> Bender worries me - only TMB & PJ know how it really works
[03:07:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Loitering as a Security System - http://sylnt.us - bite-out-of-crime
[03:08:55] <SpallsHurgenson> personally, it's the bots access to the US nuclear missile stockpile that worries /me/
[03:09:59] <juggs> would you rather a bot you can logically program with it's virtual finger on the button or an emotional meatsack?
[03:10:08] <juggs> its*
[03:10:27] <juggs> I was born with a surplus of apostrophes
[03:21:43] <chromas> juggs: s/(s)/'\1/g
[03:21:43] <SedNotABot> <chromas> <juggs> I wa's born with a 'surplu's of apo'strophe's
[03:27:22] <juggs> chromas, born with semaphore as a 1st language
[03:32:16] <SpallsHurgenson> http://hackaday.com
[03:32:19] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Home Computers Behind The Iron Curtain | Hackaday
[03:34:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> !? I have no idea how bender works.
[03:34:06] <juggs> Saw that a few weeks back elsewhere... interesting read
[03:34:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> i just read enough of its code to tweak out coffee trolling
[03:35:17] <juggs> lol - I had to do a recursive grep to find some info on rss stuff
[03:35:17] <ciri> HAHAHAHA
[03:36:06] <SpallsHurgenson> so you're the one who made JamesNZ cry!
[03:37:45] <JamesNZ> <Schwarzenegger-voice> I don't cry! </Schwarzenegger-voice>
[03:37:51] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[03:37:51] <Bender> karma - tea: 348
[03:37:54] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[03:37:54] <Bender> karma - tea: 349
[03:39:10] <juggs> Bender's a mystery to me, I just found enough / got lucky to do what I wanted to do. It did go on a flood fest thereafter, but seems to have sobered up now.
[03:39:54] <SpallsHurgenson> http://www.fudzilla.com
[03:39:56] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03China wants to triple its patents by 2020
[03:40:49] <SpallsHurgenson> and while I'm at it :) http://www.fudzilla.com
[03:40:50] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03CES 2015 is all about 4K and 8K TVs
[03:43:16] <juggs> TMB, difference is, I randomly stab at it, you go read the code. I venture into .jsb and I'm immediately lost... no idea if I should be looking in /config /fleet/config /fleet/bender/config or what
[03:44:21] <juggs> ~shrug~ got it working any how... so go me... like a 2 year old with a loaded gun
[03:44:39] <juggs> too soon already? :D
[03:48:04] <nick> amused
[03:48:10] <nick> now going to sleep.
[03:49:38] <SpallsHurgenson> don't do it! sleep is the enemy!
[03:50:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> sleep is simply declaring victory over consciousness
[03:51:14] <JamesNZ> Sleep is for the weak, yo.
[03:51:36] <SpallsHurgenson> which is why JamesNZ drinks so much coffee!
[03:51:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> busted
[03:52:00] <JamesNZ> Lies!
[03:52:11] <JamesNZ> <Schwarzenegger-voice> I don't need coffee! </Schwarzenegger-voice>
[03:52:41] <SpallsHurgenson> my god, it's just like Arnold is really here!
[03:52:43] <juggs> Sleep is for the wise. Dreams are majestic.
[03:53:02] <JamesNZ> SpallsHurgenson: On the internet, no one knows you're Arnold.
[03:53:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> completely changing the subject, Star Trek Enterprise opening theme needs to diaf
[03:54:09] <SpallsHurgenson> I dunno, I sort of liked it (at least before they countrified it even more)
[03:54:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> instrumental ftw
[03:54:44] <JamesNZ> The Abrams theme?
[03:55:01] <SpallsHurgenson> Archers theme
[03:55:08] <SpallsHurgenson> <--- nerd :)
[03:55:22] <JamesNZ> :P
[03:55:36] <juggs> bbc radio 4 SpallsHurgenson ?
[03:56:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> tos, tng, voyager, ds9... none of them gave me butthole cramps like enterprise's tuneage
[03:56:31] <SpallsHurgenson> that's probably an incredible clever reference of some sort that I don't get
[03:57:30] * JamesNZ looks on with wide eyes
[03:58:04] <SpallsHurgenson> those are the eyes of an over-caffeinated coffee-drinker!
[03:58:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> espresso eyes
[03:59:05] <JamesNZ> Why am I slandered so ;-;
[03:59:27] <juggs> JamesNZ, what you are witnessing is the end of civilisation. TMB's anarchy will be upon us sooner that you anticipated. Or alternatively, nothing.
[03:59:53] <juggs> s/that/than/
[03:59:53] <SedNotABot> <juggs> JamesNZ, what you are witnessing is the end of civilisation. TMB's anarchy will be upon us sooner than you anticipated. Or alternatively, nothing.
[03:59:55] <JamesNZ> juggs: Deary me.
[04:00:00] <juggs> :D
[04:00:13] <SpallsHurgenson> such language!
[04:01:07] <juggs> teehee, I walk amongst giants
[04:01:16] * juggs jiggles
[04:01:29] <SpallsHurgenson> o-)
[04:01:50] <SpallsHurgenson> ooops, apparently I've turned into a cyclops
[04:01:55] * SpallsHurgenson tries again
[04:01:58] <juggs> or an anchor
[04:02:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> anarchy schmanarchy. that's an unstable, impossible pipe dream. i'm a fascist libertarian.
[04:02:02] <SpallsHurgenson> o_0
[04:02:35] <SpallsHurgenson> that's the appropriate face to make when there is a jiggling goin' on
[04:03:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> and there's always jiggling going on with juggs.
[04:03:09] * JamesNZ averts his eyes righteously
[04:04:27] <juggs> I'm a fascist communist libertarian conservative buddha. I think we need to define terms here really :/
[04:05:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> nobody understands me, ima go over here and cut myself.
[04:05:57] * TheMightyBuzzard gets his emo on
[04:08:03] * JamesNZ pours TheMightyBuzzard a cup of tea to calm his nerves
[04:10:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh wait, i made cake tonight that i get to eat for breakfast in the morning. good cheer has returned.
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[04:11:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> sides, i'd have to repeatedly punch myself in the testicles to remind myself i'm a man if i ever actually got all emo.
[04:12:16] <juggs> sound awkward
[04:12:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> anything's better than being an emo.
[04:13:35] <SpallsHurgenson> while I have no objection to emo, I'm all for TMB punching himself in the testicles :) :) :)
[04:14:07] <juggs> mmm'kay
[04:14:21] <SpallsHurgenson> or herself; there should be no gender-bias in testicle ownership :) :) :)
[04:14:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> ?!
[04:14:34] <juggs> lol
[04:14:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes. yes there should.
[04:15:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> boobs anyone can buy but balls are a force of nature.
[04:16:08] <SpallsHurgenson> oppressor!
[04:16:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> shaddup n fix me a sammich
[04:16:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> and a beer
[04:16:45] <SpallsHurgenson> it's every woman's right to have testicles if she wants them! :)
[04:17:01] <SpallsHurgenson> It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.
[04:18:33] <juggs> I reserve my right to transplant working balls to my hereto female self, jiggle my juggs and adopt an alien baby. All while expecting Joe Satriani to cut a riff at my wedding to hermaphrodite Venusian who breeds via their nose. Constitution or something. And I demand to bear arms, even though I am clearly demented.
[04:19:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> sounds reasonable.
[04:19:20] <juggs> 30th amendment.... make it so
[04:19:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> just so long as you get in the kitchen and make me a sammich first.
[04:20:15] * juggs slices TheMightyBuzzard and makes a sammich
[04:20:16] <JamesNZ> juggs: That was the weirdest thing I've read all day. Have a sammich :)
[04:20:22] * SpallsHurgenson codifies that every person is entitled to a right bear arm in the soylent charter
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[04:20:32] <JamesNZ> We have a charter?
[04:20:44] <SpallsHurgenson> yes. so far it reads"
[04:20:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> i thought we had the right to arm bears
[04:20:50] <SpallsHurgenson> "everybody gets a right bear arm"
[04:21:13] <JamesNZ> Huzzah!
[04:21:13] <SpallsHurgenson> we can only arm the right bears
[04:21:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> obligatory: http://images.cryhavok.org
[04:22:37] <SpallsHurgenson> ohmigosh, its my cold-war nightmares come to life!
[04:23:16] * juggs barbeques everything, everybody and eats it. There, sanity prevails - but I seem a little fat.
[04:23:51] <SpallsHurgenson> how can you have eaten everything if you still exist? throw yourself on the barbie and get chompin'!
[04:23:52] <ciri> how how brown cow
[04:24:35] <juggs> I, uhh, escaped to a dream... and woke up...
[04:25:05] * SpallsHurgenson looks for an appropriate emoticon to properly express himself
[04:25:14] <juggs> Different series when the continuity guys were fired in between or something
[04:26:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> are you going to start talking about llamas now?
[04:26:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> or how a moose once bit your sister?
[04:27:58] <SpallsHurgenson> funky video http://vimeo.com
[04:27:59] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Mauna Kea Heavens 2 on Vimeo
[04:28:15] <SpallsHurgenson> giant balls with lasers on them!
[04:29:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, i already have a pair of those
[04:30:47] <SpallsHurgenson> however, as an urban-dweller, I am confused as to what those tiny white lights in the sky are
[04:31:59] <juggs> JamesNZ, given I have no idea what weirdness you must read in any given day, being the "weirdest" offers no stick of measurement.
[04:34:17] * juggs slopes off toward the duvets of nothingness
[04:34:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> fine idea
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[04:38:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - In Daring Plan SpaceX to Land a Rocket on Earth on Tuesday - http://sylnt.us - these-are-the-voyages
[05:54:22] <crutchy> yo
[05:55:56] <crutchy> landing a rocket on earth!? omgwtfbbqniggga!
[06:04:45] <crutchy> http://fortune.com
[06:04:46] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Hackers steal $5 million from major bitcoin exchange - Fortune
[06:07:33] <crutchy> http://fortune.com
[06:07:34] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03JPMorgan settles currency manipulation lawsuit in U.S. - Fortune
[06:08:21] <crutchy> from the why-am-i-not-surprised dept.
[06:10:56] <crutchy> http://fortune.com
[06:10:57] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03The 5 coolest bits of auto tech news at CES - Fortune
[06:11:14] <crutchy> hmm maybe i should paste this shit in #rss-bot
[06:40:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Leaked "Kill List" Shows NATO Killed Afghan Kids, Civilians in Pursuit of Low-Level Taliban - http://sylnt.us - mission-accomplished
[06:48:33] <chromas> Or use ~submit
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[07:12:56] <crutchy> how's chromas?
[07:15:55] <crutchy> miss 6 has to get her olaf teddy cos its almost the olaf bit!
[07:16:54] <crutchy> we've only seen it 4,763 times!
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[07:19:53] <chromas> ~define olaf
[07:19:54] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3olaf: Olaf was first used to describe the size of man's penis in ancient Scandinavia. Today when a parent of Scandinavian a child believes their child will have a massive shlong they name him Olaf
[07:20:14] <crutchy> o.0
[07:20:27] <chromas> I guess that kind of puts your comment in a negative light
[07:20:57] <chromas> it was up in the 50s again. wtf, where's winter?
[07:20:58] <crutchy> omg she's watching swedish pr0nz!
[07:21:38] <crutchy> !f2c 50
[07:21:50] <crutchy> .f2c 50
[07:21:51] <ciri> Converted 50 Fahrenheit => 10.0008 Celsius
[07:22:02] <crutchy> eck. 10 degrees
[07:22:12] <crutchy> not too bad but a little chilly
[07:22:23] <chromas> well it's about mid-winter so
[07:22:26] <crutchy> ciri++
[07:22:26] <Bender> karma - ciri: -35
[07:22:52] <chromas> in a place where negative Fahrenheits are common during winter
[07:23:08] <crutchy> dunno about the .0008 thing. maybe one decimal place would be ok
[07:23:08] <chromas> we were in the teens back in November; now that it's winter, we've got fall weather
[07:23:24] <chromas> maximum_precision++
[07:23:24] <Bender> karma - maximum_precision: 1
[07:23:37] <crutchy> maybe the federal reserve is printing farenheits
[07:25:40] * crutchy is eating mi goreng noodles
[07:25:51] <crutchy> for the first time evah
[07:26:31] <chromas> sounds like asian pirates
[07:26:55] <chromas> ah, fried noodles
[07:27:04] <crutchy> ~define emperor nasi goreng
[07:27:11] <exec> [wikipedia] 3Emperor_nasi_goreng: This page has been deleted. The deletion and move log for the page are provided below for reference.
[07:27:18] <crutchy> aww
[07:27:21] <chromas> But speaking of pirates, I've seen a lot of cars with one headlight around here recently
[07:27:51] <crutchy> ~define-add emperor nasi goreng, some chinese dude that built a big wall to keep out the rabbits
[07:27:51] <exec> definition for term "emperor nasi goreng" set to "some chinese dude that built a big wall to keep out the rabbits"
[07:28:06] <chromas> It reminds me of the island in Captain Ron, where all the cars only have one headlight, which is a joke I only just now realized
[07:28:24] <crutchy> they like night fishing?
[07:28:43] <chromas> They only have one eye, like a pirate
[07:29:05] <chromas> ~define rancid rabbit
[07:29:16] <chromas> what
[07:29:19] <exec> rancid rabbit: unable to find definition
[07:29:31] <chromas> ~define catdog
[07:29:33] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3catdog: CATDOG...the coldest tv show ever i mean damn yo he was my hero he was the coolest but cat was a abitch as trick cause he nwas mean 2 dog nd ate the fish dog had CATDOG should b every1's hero
[07:29:35] <crutchy> 'oh look at that... i've been impaled' ...awesome kids movie quote there :/
[07:30:28] <crutchy> ~define dogcat
[07:30:29] <chromas> poor English there; I'd say that's legitimately urban
[07:30:30] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3Dog-cat: Any of various other carnivorous mammals of the family Felidae, which includes the lion, tiger, leopard, and lynx, but yet also at the same time is a domesticated carnivorous mammal (Canis familiaris)...
[07:31:20] <chromas> The big cats. Like a D11
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[08:02:07] <Konomi> going to UD for all your info
[08:02:12] <Konomi> there's a mistake waiting to happen
[08:02:51] <Konomi> https://en.wikipedia.org
[08:02:51] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Wiki: CatDog
[08:04:18] <crutchy> ud is teh knowledge
[08:04:37] <Konomi> knowledge written in dog poop
[08:07:39] <chromas> dog poop is cat puke
[08:07:48] <chromas> at least, for a catdog
[08:20:06] <SirFinkus> I had a dog that ate cat poop once
[08:33:55] <chromas> They like to go out and eat shit and then come lick your face
[08:34:22] <chromas> also sometimes they'll go out and roll around in it right after a shower
[08:36:22] <crutchy> wow a shit conversation that i didn't start :)
[08:37:16] <chromas> it still came from down under
[08:37:23] <chromas> just like poop
[08:38:03] <chromas> So uh, anyway, http://nixos.org
[08:38:03] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Nix: The Purely Functional Package Manager
[08:40:28] <JamesNZ> LaTeX++
[08:40:28] <Bender> karma - latex: 1
[08:41:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Supreme Court Justice Second-Guesses Decisive Vote in Gaming Free Speech Case - http://sylnt.us - it's-the-law,-no-really,-it-is
[08:42:40] <chromas> RuBBeR++
[08:42:40] <Bender> karma - rubber: 1
[08:53:11] <SirFinkus> yet another package manager
[08:53:23] * SirFinkus sighs
[08:54:39] <JamesNZ> YAPM.
[08:58:54] <chromas> This one's better. It has a garbage collector
[08:59:26] <chromas> and makes it easier to fill your hdd with multiple versions of libraries and things
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[09:08:10] <swiss> respect for that judge ++
[09:08:17] <swiss> the title of the article is misleading
[09:15:51] <Konomi> https://imgur.com
[09:15:51] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Viennese Cyber Eyes - Imgur
[09:22:03] <crutchy> "Tee chuta hhat yudd!"
[09:26:05] <Konomi> http://fancyprepper.com
[09:26:06] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Stay Safe With These Taser Powered Knuckles That Can Blast Up To 950,000 Volts Into An Intruder. | Fancy Prepper
[09:26:16] <Konomi> for when you really need some power behind that fist
[09:27:29] <Konomi> they also come in pink!
[09:27:44] <chromas> !blockgrab 2
[09:46:34] <crutchy> with ribbed option?
[09:47:24] <crutchy> oops wrong channel for that kind of filth
[09:48:06] <chromas> Hedonismbot started it…
[09:50:04] <crutchy> "munging" has a meaning that even i could never have dreamed up
[10:10:32] <Konomi> nsfw
[10:10:34] <Konomi> https://www.youtube.com
[10:10:34] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03My Thoughts on Google+ - YouTube
[10:10:37] <Konomi> made me laugh though
[10:11:12] <Konomi> "maybe ask yahoo to fix it somehow" xD
[10:11:34] <Konomi> so good lol
[10:12:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Two Climbers Make Slow Progress on World's Toughest Free Ascent - http://sylnt.us - not-a-molehill
[10:13:47] <Konomi> "if I never upload to this channel again i've probably been shoved into 3 black bags and dumped in a river"
[10:13:54] * Konomi explores channel more
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[10:26:18] <crutchy> ++coffee
[10:26:18] <Hedonismbot> Karma - coffee: 206
[10:34:13] <Konomi> she goes onto this aging app
[10:34:28] <Konomi> "Okay everyone time to destroy my fucking self confidence"
[10:34:58] <crutchy> "ok everybody i've seen the terrance and philip movie who wants to touch me?"
[10:36:01] <crutchy> i was youtubing for useful stuff like php security, but boooooooorrrrraaaaaang!!
[10:36:30] <crutchy> starts clicking on random stupid shit instead
[10:51:11] <crutchy> hehe most democrats are retarded, but jon steward is still funny :p
[10:53:06] <Konomi> https://www.youtube.com
[10:53:08] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03SEX SCENES ON TV | Emma Blackery - YouTube
[10:53:10] <Konomi> erm
[10:53:11] <Konomi> nsfw
[10:53:15] <Konomi> in case it wasn't obvious
[11:03:54] <chromas> "your parents did the flappy thing"
[11:04:37] <Konomi> hehe
[11:04:39] <Konomi> http://boingboing.net
[11:04:39] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Record-breaking flare from Milky Way’s black hole detected by NASA's Chandra project - Boing Boing
[11:08:32] <Konomi> https://www.youtube.com
[11:08:32] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03LEDMatrixHUB75 - YouTube
[11:44:06] <crutchy> i'm so glad our government didn't have to bail out fucking banks in '08
[11:44:07] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[11:44:07] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03‘Go F*ck Yourself’ : Jon Stewart Bashes AIG for Whining About Unfair Treatment in Gov’t Bailout - YouTube
[11:44:29] <crutchy> well actually it prolly did but just didn't tell anyone about it
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[11:45:01] <crutchy> actually our big four banks prolly have their own private glory holes for fucking taxpayers up the a$$
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[12:14:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hy - Lisp for Python - http://sylnt.us - to-do-list
[12:18:31] * nick yawn
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[12:43:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[12:43:29] <Bender> karma - coffee: 954
[13:16:06] <crutchy> ++coffee
[13:16:06] <Hedonismbot> Karma - coffee: 207
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[14:12:55] <ar> coffee--
[14:12:55] <Bender> karma - tea: 350
[14:15:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Firefox OS Spreads from Phones to TVs - http://sylnt.us - Tube-Zilla
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[16:16:25] <Blackmoore> !uid
[16:16:25] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 4975, owned by nanolach
[16:16:35] <Blackmoore> soon
[16:21:52] <mechanicjay> it'd be nice to hit 5K by our 1 yr. NCommander's welcome post went live on 2/11/14.
[16:22:04] <mechanicjay> ..can't believe it's been that long already!
[16:36:21] <Blackmoore> yep. it's nearly a year. time to step on the gas.
[16:37:00] <Blackmoore> of course that will also mean locating the editorial staff (outside of nick, Jan and lamx)
[16:37:55] <Blackmoore> and resolving the issues on Juggs plate
[16:40:03] <Blackmoore> I'd like to find Dopefish and get the podcast going
[16:44:07] * Azrael hides from Blackmoore
[16:47:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Messenger Probe Melts - http://sylnt.us - killing-the-messenger
[17:27:58] <Blackmoore> :P
[17:28:42] <Blackmoore> now now Azrael i just want to see who is going to have time to act as editors on original content; and who wants to put sdome together
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[18:18:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Archive.org Hosts 2385 DOS games - http://sylnt.us - extended-memory
[19:09:05] <ar> huh
[19:09:07] <ar> http://www.watoday.com.au
[19:09:09] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Perth heat melts the internet
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[19:49:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hackers Steal $5 Million from Major Bitcoin Exchange - http://sylnt.us - condemned-to-repeat-it
[19:52:24] <Blackmoore> why arent the banks being hit like this?
[20:01:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> banks as a general rule weren't created on some guy's desktop.
[20:02:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> and they have the good sense to put some actual effort into hiring security experts.
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[20:33:33] <AndyTheAbsurd> *and* banking software generally doesn't process transactions on OS/hardware that hackers have access to
[20:34:06] <AndyTheAbsurd> it's all IBM z/OS and HP NonStop and other crazy high-price, high-availability, high-reliability hardware and concomitant OSes.
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[21:18:04] <chromas> And three-digit pins
[21:25:37] <AndyTheAbsurd> IIRC, most of the networks require at least 4 digits
[21:25:51] <AndyTheAbsurd> and MasterCard/Maestro requires you to support up to 12 digit PINs.
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[21:51:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Andromeda Galaxy in HD - http://sylnt.us - Aetheopian-princess
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