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[23:52:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Fracking in Ohio Confirmed as Cause of Rare Earthquake - http://sylnt.us - did-the-Earth-move-for-you-too?
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[21:51:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Andromeda Galaxy in HD - http://sylnt.us - Aetheopian-princess
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[21:25:51] <AndyTheAbsurd> and MasterCard/Maestro requires you to support up to 12 digit PINs.
[21:25:37] <AndyTheAbsurd> IIRC, most of the networks require at least 4 digits
[21:18:04] <chromas> And three-digit pins
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[20:34:06] <AndyTheAbsurd> it's all IBM z/OS and HP NonStop and other crazy high-price, high-availability, high-reliability hardware and concomitant OSes.
[20:33:33] <AndyTheAbsurd> *and* banking software generally doesn't process transactions on OS/hardware that hackers have access to
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[20:02:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> and they have the good sense to put some actual effort into hiring security experts.
[20:01:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> banks as a general rule weren't created on some guy's desktop.
[19:52:24] <Blackmoore> why arent the banks being hit like this?
[19:49:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hackers Steal $5 Million from Major Bitcoin Exchange - http://sylnt.us - condemned-to-repeat-it
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[19:09:09] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Perth heat melts the internet
[19:09:07] <ar> http://www.watoday.com.au
[19:09:05] <ar> huh
[18:18:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Archive.org Hosts 2385 DOS games - http://sylnt.us - extended-memory
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[17:28:42] <Blackmoore> now now Azrael i just want to see who is going to have time to act as editors on original content; and who wants to put sdome together
[17:27:58] <Blackmoore> :P
[16:47:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Messenger Probe Melts - http://sylnt.us - killing-the-messenger
[16:44:07] * Azrael hides from Blackmoore
[16:40:03] <Blackmoore> I'd like to find Dopefish and get the podcast going
[16:37:55] <Blackmoore> and resolving the issues on Juggs plate
[16:37:00] <Blackmoore> of course that will also mean locating the editorial staff (outside of nick, Jan and lamx)
[16:36:21] <Blackmoore> yep. it's nearly a year. time to step on the gas.
[16:22:04] <mechanicjay> ..can't believe it's been that long already!
[16:21:52] <mechanicjay> it'd be nice to hit 5K by our 1 yr. NCommander's welcome post went live on 2/11/14.
[16:16:35] <Blackmoore> soon
[16:16:25] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 4975, owned by nanolach
[16:16:25] <Blackmoore> !uid
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[14:15:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Firefox OS Spreads from Phones to TVs - http://sylnt.us - Tube-Zilla
[14:12:55] <Bender> karma - tea: 350
[14:12:55] <ar> coffee--
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[13:16:06] <Hedonismbot> Karma - coffee: 207
[13:16:06] <crutchy> ++coffee
[12:43:29] <Bender> karma - coffee: 954
[12:43:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
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[12:18:31] * nick yawn
[12:14:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hy - Lisp for Python - http://sylnt.us - to-do-list
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[11:45:01] <crutchy> actually our big four banks prolly have their own private glory holes for fucking taxpayers up the a$$
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[11:44:29] <crutchy> well actually it prolly did but just didn't tell anyone about it
[11:44:07] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03‘Go F*ck Yourself’ : Jon Stewart Bashes AIG for Whining About Unfair Treatment in Gov’t Bailout - YouTube
[11:44:07] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[11:44:06] <crutchy> i'm so glad our government didn't have to bail out fucking banks in '08
[11:08:32] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03LEDMatrixHUB75 - YouTube
[11:08:32] <Konomi> https://www.youtube.com
[11:04:39] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Record-breaking flare from Milky Way’s black hole detected by NASA's Chandra project - Boing Boing
[11:04:39] <Konomi> http://boingboing.net
[11:04:37] <Konomi> hehe
[11:03:54] <chromas> "your parents did the flappy thing"
[10:53:15] <Konomi> in case it wasn't obvious
[10:53:11] <Konomi> nsfw
[10:53:10] <Konomi> erm
[10:53:08] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03SEX SCENES ON TV | Emma Blackery - YouTube
[10:53:06] <Konomi> https://www.youtube.com
[10:51:11] <crutchy> hehe most democrats are retarded, but jon steward is still funny :p
[10:36:30] <crutchy> starts clicking on random stupid shit instead
[10:36:01] <crutchy> i was youtubing for useful stuff like php security, but boooooooorrrrraaaaaang!!
[10:34:58] <crutchy> "ok everybody i've seen the terrance and philip movie who wants to touch me?"
[10:34:28] <Konomi> "Okay everyone time to destroy my fucking self confidence"
[10:34:13] <Konomi> she goes onto this aging app
[10:26:18] <Hedonismbot> Karma - coffee: 206
[10:26:18] <crutchy> ++coffee
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[10:13:54] * Konomi explores channel more
[10:13:47] <Konomi> "if I never upload to this channel again i've probably been shoved into 3 black bags and dumped in a river"
[10:12:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Two Climbers Make Slow Progress on World's Toughest Free Ascent - http://sylnt.us - not-a-molehill
[10:11:34] <Konomi> so good lol
[10:11:12] <Konomi> "maybe ask yahoo to fix it somehow" xD
[10:10:37] <Konomi> made me laugh though
[10:10:34] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03My Thoughts on Google+ - YouTube
[10:10:34] <Konomi> https://www.youtube.com
[10:10:32] <Konomi> nsfw
[09:50:04] <crutchy> "munging" has a meaning that even i could never have dreamed up
[09:48:06] <chromas> Hedonismbot started it…
[09:47:24] <crutchy> oops wrong channel for that kind of filth
[09:46:34] <crutchy> with ribbed option?
[09:27:44] <chromas> !blockgrab 2
[09:27:29] <Konomi> they also come in pink!
[09:26:16] <Konomi> for when you really need some power behind that fist
[09:26:06] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Stay Safe With These Taser Powered Knuckles That Can Blast Up To 950,000 Volts Into An Intruder. | Fancy Prepper
[09:26:05] <Konomi> http://fancyprepper.com
[09:22:03] <crutchy> "Tee chuta hhat yudd!"
[09:15:51] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Viennese Cyber Eyes - Imgur
[09:15:51] <Konomi> https://imgur.com
[09:08:17] <swiss> the title of the article is misleading
[09:08:10] <swiss> respect for that judge ++
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[08:59:26] <chromas> and makes it easier to fill your hdd with multiple versions of libraries and things
[08:58:54] <chromas> This one's better. It has a garbage collector
[08:54:39] <JamesNZ> YAPM.
[08:53:23] * SirFinkus sighs
[08:53:11] <SirFinkus> yet another package manager
[08:42:40] <Bender> karma - rubber: 1
[08:42:40] <chromas> RuBBeR++
[08:41:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Supreme Court Justice Second-Guesses Decisive Vote in Gaming Free Speech Case - http://sylnt.us - it's-the-law,-no-really,-it-is
[08:40:28] <Bender> karma - latex: 1
[08:40:28] <JamesNZ> LaTeX++
[08:38:03] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Nix: The Purely Functional Package Manager
[08:38:03] <chromas> So uh, anyway, http://nixos.org
[08:37:23] <chromas> just like poop
[08:37:16] <chromas> it still came from down under
[08:36:22] <crutchy> wow a shit conversation that i didn't start :)
[08:34:22] <chromas> also sometimes they'll go out and roll around in it right after a shower
[08:33:55] <chromas> They like to go out and eat shit and then come lick your face
[08:20:06] <SirFinkus> I had a dog that ate cat poop once
[08:07:48] <chromas> at least, for a catdog
[08:07:39] <chromas> dog poop is cat puke
[08:04:37] <Konomi> knowledge written in dog poop
[08:04:18] <crutchy> ud is teh knowledge
[08:02:51] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Wiki: CatDog
[08:02:51] <Konomi> https://en.wikipedia.org
[08:02:12] <Konomi> there's a mistake waiting to happen
[08:02:07] <Konomi> going to UD for all your info
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[07:31:20] <chromas> The big cats. Like a D11
[07:30:30] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3Dog-cat: Any of various other carnivorous mammals of the family Felidae, which includes the lion, tiger, leopard, and lynx, but yet also at the same time is a domesticated carnivorous mammal (Canis familiaris)...
[07:30:29] <chromas> poor English there; I'd say that's legitimately urban
[07:30:28] <crutchy> ~define dogcat
[07:29:35] <crutchy> 'oh look at that... i've been impaled' ...awesome kids movie quote there :/
[07:29:33] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3catdog: CATDOG...the coldest tv show ever i mean damn yo he was my hero he was the coolest but cat was a abitch as trick cause he nwas mean 2 dog nd ate the fish dog had CATDOG should b every1's hero
[07:29:31] <chromas> ~define catdog
[07:29:19] <exec> rancid rabbit: unable to find definition
[07:29:16] <chromas> what
[07:29:05] <chromas> ~define rancid rabbit
[07:28:43] <chromas> They only have one eye, like a pirate
[07:28:24] <crutchy> they like night fishing?
[07:28:06] <chromas> It reminds me of the island in Captain Ron, where all the cars only have one headlight, which is a joke I only just now realized
[07:27:51] <exec> definition for term "emperor nasi goreng" set to "some chinese dude that built a big wall to keep out the rabbits"
[07:27:51] <crutchy> ~define-add emperor nasi goreng, some chinese dude that built a big wall to keep out the rabbits
[07:27:21] <chromas> But speaking of pirates, I've seen a lot of cars with one headlight around here recently
[07:27:18] <crutchy> aww
[07:27:11] <exec> [wikipedia] 3Emperor_nasi_goreng: This page has been deleted. The deletion and move log for the page are provided below for reference.
[07:27:04] <crutchy> ~define emperor nasi goreng
[07:26:55] <chromas> ah, fried noodles
[07:26:31] <chromas> sounds like asian pirates
[07:25:51] <crutchy> for the first time evah
[07:25:40] * crutchy is eating mi goreng noodles
[07:23:37] <crutchy> maybe the federal reserve is printing farenheits
[07:23:24] <Bender> karma - maximum_precision: 1
[07:23:24] <chromas> maximum_precision++
[07:23:08] <chromas> we were in the teens back in November; now that it's winter, we've got fall weather
[07:23:08] <crutchy> dunno about the .0008 thing. maybe one decimal place would be ok
[07:22:52] <chromas> in a place where negative Fahrenheits are common during winter
[07:22:26] <Bender> karma - ciri: -35
[07:22:26] <crutchy> ciri++
[07:22:23] <chromas> well it's about mid-winter so
[07:22:12] <crutchy> not too bad but a little chilly
[07:22:02] <crutchy> eck. 10 degrees
[07:21:51] <ciri> Converted 50 Fahrenheit => 10.0008 Celsius
[07:21:50] <crutchy> .f2c 50
[07:21:38] <crutchy> !f2c 50
[07:20:58] <crutchy> omg she's watching swedish pr0nz!
[07:20:57] <chromas> it was up in the 50s again. wtf, where's winter?
[07:20:27] <chromas> I guess that kind of puts your comment in a negative light
[07:20:14] <crutchy> o.0
[07:19:54] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3olaf: Olaf was first used to describe the size of man's penis in ancient Scandinavia. Today when a parent of Scandinavian a child believes their child will have a massive shlong they name him Olaf
[07:19:53] <chromas> ~define olaf
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[07:16:54] <crutchy> we've only seen it 4,763 times!
[07:15:55] <crutchy> miss 6 has to get her olaf teddy cos its almost the olaf bit!
[07:12:56] <crutchy> how's chromas?
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[06:48:33] <chromas> Or use ~submit
[06:40:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Leaked "Kill List" Shows NATO Killed Afghan Kids, Civilians in Pursuit of Low-Level Taliban - http://sylnt.us - mission-accomplished
[06:11:14] <crutchy> hmm maybe i should paste this shit in #rss-bot
[06:10:57] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03The 5 coolest bits of auto tech news at CES - Fortune
[06:10:56] <crutchy> http://fortune.com
[06:08:21] <crutchy> from the why-am-i-not-surprised dept.
[06:07:34] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03JPMorgan settles currency manipulation lawsuit in U.S. - Fortune
[06:07:33] <crutchy> http://fortune.com
[06:04:46] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Hackers steal $5 million from major bitcoin exchange - Fortune
[06:04:45] <crutchy> http://fortune.com
[05:55:56] <crutchy> landing a rocket on earth!? omgwtfbbqniggga!
[05:54:22] <crutchy> yo
[04:38:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - In Daring Plan SpaceX to Land a Rocket on Earth on Tuesday - http://sylnt.us - these-are-the-voyages
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[04:34:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> fine idea
[04:34:17] * juggs slopes off toward the duvets of nothingness
[04:31:59] <juggs> JamesNZ, given I have no idea what weirdness you must read in any given day, being the "weirdest" offers no stick of measurement.
[04:30:47] <SpallsHurgenson> however, as an urban-dweller, I am confused as to what those tiny white lights in the sky are
[04:29:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, i already have a pair of those
[04:28:15] <SpallsHurgenson> giant balls with lasers on them!
[04:27:59] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Mauna Kea Heavens 2 on Vimeo
[04:27:58] <SpallsHurgenson> funky video http://vimeo.com
[04:26:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> or how a moose once bit your sister?
[04:26:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> are you going to start talking about llamas now?
[04:25:14] <juggs> Different series when the continuity guys were fired in between or something
[04:25:05] * SpallsHurgenson looks for an appropriate emoticon to properly express himself
[04:24:35] <juggs> I, uhh, escaped to a dream... and woke up...
[04:23:52] <ciri> how how brown cow
[04:23:51] <SpallsHurgenson> how can you have eaten everything if you still exist? throw yourself on the barbie and get chompin'!
[04:23:16] * juggs barbeques everything, everybody and eats it. There, sanity prevails - but I seem a little fat.
[04:22:37] <SpallsHurgenson> ohmigosh, its my cold-war nightmares come to life!
[04:21:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> obligatory: http://images.cryhavok.org
[04:21:13] <SpallsHurgenson> we can only arm the right bears
[04:21:13] <JamesNZ> Huzzah!
[04:20:50] <SpallsHurgenson> "everybody gets a right bear arm"
[04:20:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> i thought we had the right to arm bears
[04:20:44] <SpallsHurgenson> yes. so far it reads"
[04:20:32] <JamesNZ> We have a charter?
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[04:20:22] * SpallsHurgenson codifies that every person is entitled to a right bear arm in the soylent charter
[04:20:16] <JamesNZ> juggs: That was the weirdest thing I've read all day. Have a sammich :)
[04:20:15] * juggs slices TheMightyBuzzard and makes a sammich
[04:19:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> just so long as you get in the kitchen and make me a sammich first.
[04:19:20] <juggs> 30th amendment.... make it so
[04:19:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> sounds reasonable.
[04:18:33] <juggs> I reserve my right to transplant working balls to my hereto female self, jiggle my juggs and adopt an alien baby. All while expecting Joe Satriani to cut a riff at my wedding to hermaphrodite Venusian who breeds via their nose. Constitution or something. And I demand to bear arms, even though I am clearly demented.
[04:17:01] <SpallsHurgenson> It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.
[04:16:45] <SpallsHurgenson> it's every woman's right to have testicles if she wants them! :)
[04:16:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> and a beer
[04:16:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> shaddup n fix me a sammich
[04:16:08] <SpallsHurgenson> oppressor!
[04:15:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> boobs anyone can buy but balls are a force of nature.
[04:14:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes. yes there should.
[04:14:34] <juggs> lol
[04:14:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> ?!
[04:14:21] <SpallsHurgenson> or herself; there should be no gender-bias in testicle ownership :) :) :)
[04:14:07] <juggs> mmm'kay
[04:13:35] <SpallsHurgenson> while I have no objection to emo, I'm all for TMB punching himself in the testicles :) :) :)
[04:12:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> anything's better than being an emo.
[04:12:16] <juggs> sound awkward
[04:11:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> sides, i'd have to repeatedly punch myself in the testicles to remind myself i'm a man if i ever actually got all emo.
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[04:10:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh wait, i made cake tonight that i get to eat for breakfast in the morning. good cheer has returned.
[04:08:03] * JamesNZ pours TheMightyBuzzard a cup of tea to calm his nerves
[04:05:57] * TheMightyBuzzard gets his emo on
[04:05:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> nobody understands me, ima go over here and cut myself.
[04:04:27] <juggs> I'm a fascist communist libertarian conservative buddha. I think we need to define terms here really :/
[04:03:09] * JamesNZ averts his eyes righteously
[04:03:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> and there's always jiggling going on with juggs.
[04:02:35] <SpallsHurgenson> that's the appropriate face to make when there is a jiggling goin' on
[04:02:02] <SpallsHurgenson> o_0
[04:02:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> anarchy schmanarchy. that's an unstable, impossible pipe dream. i'm a fascist libertarian.
[04:01:58] <juggs> or an anchor
[04:01:55] * SpallsHurgenson tries again
[04:01:50] <SpallsHurgenson> ooops, apparently I've turned into a cyclops
[04:01:29] <SpallsHurgenson> o-)
[04:01:16] * juggs jiggles
[04:01:07] <juggs> teehee, I walk amongst giants
[04:00:13] <SpallsHurgenson> such language!
[04:00:00] <juggs> :D
[03:59:55] <JamesNZ> juggs: Deary me.
[03:59:53] <SedNotABot> <juggs> JamesNZ, what you are witnessing is the end of civilisation. TMB's anarchy will be upon us sooner than you anticipated. Or alternatively, nothing.
[03:59:53] <juggs> s/that/than/
[03:59:27] <juggs> JamesNZ, what you are witnessing is the end of civilisation. TMB's anarchy will be upon us sooner that you anticipated. Or alternatively, nothing.
[03:59:05] <JamesNZ> Why am I slandered so ;-;
[03:58:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> espresso eyes
[03:58:04] <SpallsHurgenson> those are the eyes of an over-caffeinated coffee-drinker!
[03:57:30] * JamesNZ looks on with wide eyes
[03:56:31] <SpallsHurgenson> that's probably an incredible clever reference of some sort that I don't get
[03:56:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> tos, tng, voyager, ds9... none of them gave me butthole cramps like enterprise's tuneage
[03:55:36] <juggs> bbc radio 4 SpallsHurgenson ?
[03:55:22] <JamesNZ> :P
[03:55:08] <SpallsHurgenson> <--- nerd :)
[03:55:01] <SpallsHurgenson> Archers theme
[03:54:44] <JamesNZ> The Abrams theme?
[03:54:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> instrumental ftw
[03:54:09] <SpallsHurgenson> I dunno, I sort of liked it (at least before they countrified it even more)
[03:53:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> completely changing the subject, Star Trek Enterprise opening theme needs to diaf
[03:53:02] <JamesNZ> SpallsHurgenson: On the internet, no one knows you're Arnold.
[03:52:43] <juggs> Sleep is for the wise. Dreams are majestic.
[03:52:41] <SpallsHurgenson> my god, it's just like Arnold is really here!
[03:52:11] <JamesNZ> <Schwarzenegger-voice> I don't need coffee! </Schwarzenegger-voice>
[03:52:00] <JamesNZ> Lies!
[03:51:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> busted
[03:51:36] <SpallsHurgenson> which is why JamesNZ drinks so much coffee!
[03:51:14] <JamesNZ> Sleep is for the weak, yo.
[03:50:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> sleep is simply declaring victory over consciousness
[03:49:38] <SpallsHurgenson> don't do it! sleep is the enemy!
[03:48:10] <nick> now going to sleep.
[03:48:04] <nick> amused
[03:44:39] <juggs> too soon already? :D
[03:44:21] <juggs> ~shrug~ got it working any how... so go me... like a 2 year old with a loaded gun
[03:43:16] <juggs> TMB, difference is, I randomly stab at it, you go read the code. I venture into .jsb and I'm immediately lost... no idea if I should be looking in /config /fleet/config /fleet/bender/config or what
[03:40:50] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03CES 2015 is all about 4K and 8K TVs
[03:40:49] <SpallsHurgenson> and while I'm at it :) http://www.fudzilla.com
[03:39:56] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03China wants to triple its patents by 2020
[03:39:54] <SpallsHurgenson> http://www.fudzilla.com
[03:39:10] <juggs> Bender's a mystery to me, I just found enough / got lucky to do what I wanted to do. It did go on a flood fest thereafter, but seems to have sobered up now.
[03:37:54] <Bender> karma - tea: 349
[03:37:54] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[03:37:51] <Bender> karma - tea: 348
[03:37:51] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[03:37:45] <JamesNZ> <Schwarzenegger-voice> I don't cry! </Schwarzenegger-voice>
[03:36:06] <SpallsHurgenson> so you're the one who made JamesNZ cry!
[03:35:17] <ciri> HAHAHAHA
[03:35:17] <juggs> lol - I had to do a recursive grep to find some info on rss stuff
[03:34:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> i just read enough of its code to tweak out coffee trolling
[03:34:06] <juggs> Saw that a few weeks back elsewhere... interesting read
[03:34:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> !? I have no idea how bender works.
[03:32:19] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Home Computers Behind The Iron Curtain | Hackaday
[03:32:16] <SpallsHurgenson> http://hackaday.com
[03:27:22] <juggs> chromas, born with semaphore as a 1st language
[03:21:43] <SedNotABot> <chromas> <juggs> I wa's born with a 'surplu's of apo'strophe's
[03:21:43] <chromas> juggs: s/(s)/'\1/g
[03:10:27] <juggs> I was born with a surplus of apostrophes
[03:10:08] <juggs> its*
[03:09:59] <juggs> would you rather a bot you can logically program with it's virtual finger on the button or an emotional meatsack?
[03:08:55] <SpallsHurgenson> personally, it's the bots access to the US nuclear missile stockpile that worries /me/
[03:07:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Loitering as a Security System - http://sylnt.us - bite-out-of-crime
[03:04:08] <juggs> Bender worries me - only TMB & PJ know how it really works
[03:02:08] <SpallsHurgenson> he has become more powerful than we can possibly imagine... nothing can stop him now
[03:00:45] <juggs> crutchy - looks like Bender has the ycombinator feed now :D
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[02:06:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Deprecates OpenID, Pushes Google+ Sign in - http://sylnt.us - don't-make-me-alter-the-deal-again
[02:06:36] <juggs> seems he's playing catch up....
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[02:04:21] <chromas> then add it to Regurgitator
[02:04:09] <chromas> need a bot to convert #rss-bot into an rss feed
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[02:00:37] <Bender> karma - exec: 17
[02:00:37] <nick> exec++
[02:00:21] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[01:59:51] <nick> ~submit http://www.geek.com
[01:58:51] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03WiFiPhisher ? Automated Phishing Attacks Against Wi-Fi Networks - Hacker News
[01:58:51] <SpallsHurgenson> http://thehackernews.com naughty h4x0rs and their neat toys :)
[01:57:36] <nick> too fast?
[01:56:51] <exec> error: something went wrong with your submission
[01:56:21] <nick> ~submit http://www.geek.com
[01:55:39] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[01:55:35] <juggs> :D
[01:55:31] <juggs> Oh my - server booted Bender
[01:55:18] <juggs> crutchy_, exec seems to be working just fine. I just replaced Regurgitator with Bender for rss. Bender seems to understand https, I think the Regurgitator problem was in the tcl-ssl/tls library - I wouldn't know how to fix that.
[01:55:07] <nick> ~submit http://www.theregister.co.uk
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[01:53:52] <SpallsHurgenson> there, if any one thinks any of those links are worthy they can submit 'em to soylentnews :)
[01:53:18] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03The New Year Brings Dragon and Spacewalk Preparations | Space Station
[01:53:18] <nick> that would make sense, except the apparently like their windows phones
[01:53:18] <SpallsHurgenson> https://blogs.nasa.gov
[01:52:49] <crutchy_> I would hate pyewtas too if I had a wp
[01:52:35] <nick> but they did see the windows phone commercials.
[01:52:16] <nick> the 3 people i know who have windows phones, dont like computers...
[01:51:44] <nick> thats my experience with windows phone users
[01:51:36] <nick> and those that do, don't use office
[01:51:31] <nick> there was no demand for it on windows phone, as no one owns a windows phone
[01:51:14] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Joe Belfiore: More news on Office for Windows Phone is coming before Feb. 19 | Windows Central
[01:51:13] <SpallsHurgenson> office for ios and android came before office for winphone; talk about confidence in their own product :) http://www.windowscentral.com
[01:50:20] <crutchy_> I can disable execs feeds if you get summin working. or just kick it from the channel
[01:49:08] <juggs> Someone gave him a drink I think
[01:49:05] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Apple Watch will soon be plagued by location-based ads | Apple | Geek.com
[01:49:05] <SpallsHurgenson> http://www.geek.com
[01:49:00] <crutchy_> no worries. hopefully its behaving and not flooding with goatse links
[01:48:54] <juggs> #rss-bot
[01:48:46] <juggs> Bender's goind mental in
[01:48:27] <juggs> I think I got the https ones now with Bender's rss feeds
[01:47:54] <juggs> Thanks for the exec feeds
[01:47:42] <crutchy_> hey juggs
[01:47:11] <juggs> o/ hi crutchy_
[01:46:55] <SpallsHurgenson> nick: I'm guessing those domains were using "its private" too since the 487 area code doesn't actually exist :)
[01:46:29] <nick> what could go wrong
[01:44:47] <crutchy_> just put in the nsa's phone number
[01:44:37] <nick> well, apparently it was in use by: Buyingfurniture.com and totalbedroom.com
[01:44:09] <SpallsHurgenson> oh, whew, invalid area code :)
[01:43:21] <nick> im sure they're happy for all the telemarketing calls they get thanks to you
[01:42:53] <SpallsHurgenson> well then I hope it IS a real phone number :)
[01:42:41] <nick> otherwise it wouldn't ask for it
[01:42:33] <nick> well i assume this 'social network' will use the phone# as an identifier, so you will need to use a real one
[01:42:10] <SpallsHurgenson> I hope that's not a real number or somebody is gonna be real mad at me :)
[01:41:55] <SpallsHurgenson> I always use 487-774-8283 (spells, "ITS PRI-VATE" :)
[01:41:54] <crutchy_> and if theres no description it will bork
[01:41:36] <crutchy_> just gotta be identified
[01:41:30] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 122
[01:41:30] <nick> crutchy++
[01:41:20] <Landon> woo
[01:41:07] <crutchy_> landon, if you find a good link rather than just submitting the link if you chuck it here with "~submit " before it exec will submit it as your nick with the description meta content. I suck at submissions but I figure a seo description is prolly better than nowt
[01:40:58] <nick> and that makes it better?
[01:40:54] <nick> When a user signs up for Big Boring System, the site doesn’t ask for an email, name, age, or gender, and it doesn’t request access to location information. It just asks for a phone number.
[01:40:50] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Want to have your server pwned? Easy: Run PHP • The Register
[01:40:50] <SpallsHurgenson> More than 78 per cent of all PHP installations are running with at least one known security vulnerability http://www.theregister.co.uk
[01:40:07] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03This Text-Only Social Network is Reviving the Internet's Dialup Days | Motherboard
[01:40:06] <SpallsHurgenson> http://motherboard.vice.com plus: text only minus: social network
[01:39:15] <nick> let us hope Regurgitator isn't a union employee
[01:38:48] <juggs> I don't think he wants Bender to take over #rss-bot judging by his zombie style :D
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[01:37:53] <chromas> Bender: fill in for Regurgitator
[01:37:35] <juggs> he's feeling a little queasy
[01:37:21] <chromas> poor Regurgitator
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[01:25:14] <nick> will make a note as a related story
[01:23:38] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Earthquake monitors being installed in south-central Kansas | CJOnline.com
[01:23:37] <Landon> http://cjonline.com is somewhat related to the fracking story
[01:22:40] <Landon> and while I'm looking through the queue
[01:21:52] <nick> don't like to bitch but we arn't getting the same level of submissions right now and we're routinely getting down to no submissions that are worth running, so even if you just give a link TFA and quote the TFA, it's much appreciated.
[01:19:59] <nick> will make sure it doesn't get missed
[01:18:54] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Games Done Quick ( https://gamesdonequick.com )
[01:18:53] <Landon> http://gamesdonequick.com
[01:18:11] <Landon> I'd suggest to plug Awesome Games Done Quick in the summary, since it's an ongoing even this week
[01:18:06] <nick> you can submit as AC
[01:17:52] <nick> we have 12 submissions in the queue and 7 of them are ones ive made in the last hour.
[01:17:44] <Landon> ah ok, was just trying to find my password
[01:17:13] <nick> we've been running pretty low on submissions, ive done that story you linked to now anyway
[01:16:59] <nick> Landon: better than nothing
[01:16:47] <Landon> unless that's all that's required to submit a story!
[01:16:47] <nick> assuming microsoft still matters to personal computing now
[01:16:39] <Landon> nick: I'm not much good beyond submitting a link ;)
[01:14:15] <SpallsHurgenson> we need microsoft to release its operating systems at a faster pace so our computers feel slow again :)
[01:13:32] <nick> but things are changing in a different way from what they were over the previous 20 years of personal computers
[01:13:16] <nick> well of course, things do change
[01:12:46] <SpallsHurgenson> I remember arguing back in the 486 days that nobody really needed a pentium-class computer either, so take what I say with a grain of salt :)
[01:12:18] <nick> and by then will we even be able to build our own systems? :/
[01:12:07] <nick> my cpu came out 4 years ago and i cant see it needing an upgrade for at least another 4.
[01:11:15] <SpallsHurgenson> that's it, I'm resetting everybody to a 486 or slower.
[01:11:05] <nick> yeah, pretty much
[01:10:42] <SpallsHurgenson> damn our computers for being too fast already!
[01:10:13] <nick> but then had the same conclusion
[01:10:11] <nick> i was considering submitting a story about the new nvidia chips
[01:09:51] <SpallsHurgenson> so intel announces the 5th generation core processors and all I can do is yawn. remember when new processors were exciting and the average user could actually get some benefit from them?
[01:05:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google deprecates OpenID, pushes Google+ sign in - http://sylnt.us - don't-make-me-alter-the-deal-again
[01:04:34] <nick> not sure
[01:04:32] <nick> style....
[01:03:42] <SpallsHurgenson> we won't, but in four years the alpha centaurians will know we went out with style :)
[01:03:16] <nick> but if the world has ended, how will we watch it?
[01:03:03] <SpallsHurgenson> yes, ted turner has that power now :)
[01:02:48] <nick> if CNN plays it, has the world ended?
[01:02:10] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03This Is The Video CNN Will Play When The World Ends
[01:02:10] <SpallsHurgenson> not a good story, but sort of interesting: http://jalopnik.com
[01:01:45] <nick> Landon: it would be really helpful when you do find a good story, submit it please :)
[01:01:08] <SpallsHurgenson> you can't expect ciri to count to ten twice in a row; that sort of mental expenditure needs time from which to recover!
[00:59:50] <swiss> only triggers off 3, eh?
[00:59:43] <swiss> 4
[00:59:20] <SpallsHurgenson> ciri, you never fail to disappoint me :)
[00:59:09] <juggs> clever ciri :)
[00:59:01] <ciri> 10 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[00:58:59] <ciri> 9
[00:58:57] <ciri> 8
[00:58:55] <ciri> 7
[00:58:55] <SpallsHurgenson> (then again, it's sort of unfair demanding the bot to say something intelligent on IRC when I've not yet managed it once :)
[00:58:53] <ciri> 6
[00:58:52] <ciri> 5
[00:58:51] <ciri> 4
[00:58:50] <juggs> 3
[00:57:51] <SpallsHurgenson> ciri, say something intelligent for once
[00:57:11] <nick> that why we have ciri
[00:57:09] <Konomi> finger tracking so I can abrstract the middle finger into irc
[00:57:07] <SpallsHurgenson> I mean, when you get right down to it, pretty much everything on IRC boils down to "hi", "bye", "I dunno", and "fuck you" anyway :) :)
[00:57:05] <nick> gestures are too much work
[00:56:24] <SpallsHurgenson> IRC needs a gesture-based interface; typing is too much work.
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