#Soylent | Logs for 2015-01-02
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[23:37:32] <nick> :o
[23:37:32] * juggs coalesces back into the usual jiggly form and strides off
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[23:35:55] <SirFinkus> everyone else was doing it
[23:35:51] <exec> Weather for Olympia, WA, USA - currently 35°F / 2°C, overcast, wind N at 0 mph, humidity 93% - Friday chance of rain (34°F-46°F / 1°C-8°C), Saturday mostly cloudy (37°F-46°F / 3°C-8°C), Sunday rain (48°F-50°F / 9°C-10°C), Monday rain (41°F-54°F / 5°C-12°C) - source: Google
[23:35:50] <SirFinkus> ~weather
[23:35:13] <exec> Weather for London, UK - currently 41°F / 5°C, scattered clouds, humidity 82% - Friday rain (39°F-56°F / 4°C-13°C), Saturday rain (31°F-45°F / -1°C-7°C), Sunday partly cloudy (35°F-41°F / 2°C-5°C), Monday cloudy (37°F-48°F / 3°C-9°C) - source: Google
[23:35:11] <juggs> ~weather
[23:27:24] <crutchy> only 10.30 :/
[23:27:03] <exec> Weather for Traralgon VIC - currently 97°F / 36°C, clear, wind NW at 7 mph, humidity 25% - Saturday clear (65°F-105°F / 18°C-41°C), Sunday chance of rain (56°F-79°F / 13°C-26°C), Monday clear (64°F-86°F / 18°C-30°C), Tuesday chance of showers (65°F-86°F / 18°C-30°C) - source: Google
[23:27:01] <crutchy> ~weather
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[23:11:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - An Early Review of the Purism Librem 15 Laptop (Which Uses 100 Percent Free Software) - http://sylnt.us - freeeedom!
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[22:10:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - An Early Reviews of the Purism Librem 15 Laptop (Which Uses 100 Percent Free Software) - http://sylnt.us - freeeedom!
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[21:37:30] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Media Blacks Out New Snowden Interview The Government Doesn’t Want You to See | Ben Swann Truth In Media
[21:37:29] <ar> http://benswann.com
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[20:09:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - US Tobacco Giant Reynolds Bans Smoking in its Offices - http://sylnt.us - surgeon-general-approves
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[19:11:07] <JamesNZ> Shut up ciri.
[19:00:31] <Landon> and skim off the fat
[18:59:44] <janrinok> go boil your head, ciri
[18:59:29] <ciri> HEY! don't laugh at me
[18:59:29] <janrinok> lol
[18:59:02] <Landon> that'll teach those shylocks
[18:58:43] <Landon> send a pound of fat to each donor? :)
[18:57:56] <janrinok> something that gives value , pound-for-pound
[18:57:35] <janrinok> lol
[18:57:30] <mythterj> We need a kick starter campaign. Something we can throw our weight behind ...
[18:56:45] <janrinok> ...damn that closed that topic down real quick!
[18:55:49] <Landon> (mostly non diabetic.... just enough that they have the equipment around)
[18:55:46] <janrinok> you see - I knew there would be interest. Anybody want to contribute some money?
[18:55:28] <Landon> I've got a pal who does blood sugar tests after thanksgiving with his family
[18:55:21] <mythterj> To heck with the study, make scales that know the date, and adjust accordingly. Profit.
[18:55:18] <Landon> heh
[18:54:01] <mechanicjay> lol, I like it!
[18:53:43] <janrinok> I'm thinking of doing a research project to work out why all scales over-read immediately after the festive season. I might even try for crowd sourced funding
[18:53:30] <janrinok> for crowd sourced funding ?:)
[18:51:53] <janrinok> bad karma...
[18:51:43] <mechanicjay> Yeah, I accidentally stepped on a scale yesterday.
[18:51:23] <janrinok> Good here - probably put a bit of weight on tho..
[18:50:55] <janrinok> well Happy New Year to you - good to hear that made the visit but that your decision was still a good one!
[18:50:46] <mechanicjay> how's by you?
[18:50:22] <mechanicjay> By the 3rd day back east, I was ready to come back to Seattle -- I made the right decision to GTFO.
[18:49:51] <mechanicjay> not bad, a few days off, travelled back east to visit family and tie up some loose ends.
[18:49:18] <janrinok> mechanicjay: how's things?
[18:48:55] <mechanicjay> yo
[18:47:14] <janrinok> hi guys
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[17:37:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Strangest Things About Quantum Physics May Stem from Overconfidence - http://sylnt.us - this-time-for-sure!
[17:25:49] <swiss> :(
[17:19:15] <Landon> I missed out on #freenode-newyears :(
[17:19:10] <Landon> lo
[17:08:58] <swiss> a bit late, but we'll accept it :P
[17:08:07] <mechanicjay> Happy New Year!
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[15:26:57] <Landon> modern marvels and huge engineering or something like that
[15:26:51] <Landon> I think it's the subject of two different episodes of two different shows even
[15:26:45] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Ski Dubai Snowpark
[15:26:41] <Landon> http://www.theplaymania.com <- - there's actually one of those engineering shows about this
[15:05:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Walking in a Winter Wonderland — in Dubai - http://sylnt.us - a-matter-of-degree(s)
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[12:33:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hacking a Martian Robot - http://sylnt.us - rust-never-sleeps
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[12:01:00] <crutchy> :D
[12:00:46] <crutchy> The real truth is, that the circle represents earth, and the robots are the godly beings. The skeletons represent death and mummies represent the spirits of our fallen. the women in the large swimming suits represent swimming in the tears of our mourning eyes. Just kidding I have no idea what the actual fuck is going on here."
[12:00:46] <crutchy> "
[12:00:42] <crutchy> lmao
[12:00:33] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Daft Punk - Around The World - YouTube
[12:00:32] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[11:52:25] <crutchy> for some strange reason that song makes me wanna listen to daft punk
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[11:49:32] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03ill.Gates & Mimosa - Never Alone - YouTube
[11:49:32] <Subsentient> crutchy: Another of my favorites: https://www.youtube.com
[11:35:36] <Subsentient> same
[11:35:18] <crutchy> my taste in music is pretty varied
[11:34:54] <crutchy> hadn't heard that one. not bad
[11:33:41] <Subsentient> crutchy: My favorite of his is "Imperium"
[11:33:22] <crutchy> :D
[11:33:08] <Subsentient> crutchy: you like Madeon too huh
[11:32:49] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Madeon - Technicolor - YouTube
[11:32:49] <crutchy> not so much dubstep either, but this guy makes a few songs with some kickass drops: https://www.youtube.com
[11:26:40] <crutchy> still some nice drops
[11:26:30] <crutchy> more 'chillstep' than dubstep though)
[11:26:11] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03CMA - Beautiful Sunset - YouTube
[11:26:11] <crutchy> Subsentient, this is more the stuff i listen to: https://www.youtube.com
[11:25:44] <Konomi> with bass
[11:25:43] <Konomi> just tellt hem you're trying to give them a back massaarge
[11:23:23] <crutchy> hmm. this one's a bit all over the shop
[11:22:34] <crutchy> not usually audible in cheap shitty stereos
[11:22:03] <crutchy> most dubstep has a 'fuck you neighbors' bass line
[11:21:25] <crutchy> bit late to crank up the sub... pity
[11:21:14] <chromas> Must be dubstep
[11:19:52] <Subsentient> Wait for the drop.
[11:19:42] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Sovereign Sect- Mind Control - YouTube
[11:19:41] <Subsentient> crutchy: I can't stop listening to this song: https://www.youtube.com
[11:15:52] <crutchy> delightful
[11:14:22] <aqu4> throws in a few angry gerbils
[11:13:42] * Subsentient and Konomi do a Harry Potter vs Voldemort style projectile puke battle
[11:13:31] <Konomi> \o/
[11:13:29] <Konomi> and rant about jews a lot
[11:12:43] <Subsentient> hurr derp
[11:12:38] <crutchy> take a leaf outta eth's book
[11:12:33] <Konomi> puke on me I am puking back \o/
[11:12:22] * Subsentient can't puke on Konomi because she's a girl, but the temptation is strong
[11:12:11] <Konomi> this I knew ;p
[11:12:03] <Subsentient> I use it because I hate grub
[11:12:00] * Konomi hides
[11:11:59] <Konomi> go grub
[11:11:51] <Subsentient> hehe I'm really wanting to make a replacement for syslinux.
[11:10:34] <crutchy> good luck making a 640k bootloader :p
[11:10:07] <Konomi> it was 640k duh
[11:09:59] <Subsentient> crutchy: lolllll
[11:09:52] <crutchy> "512 bytes should be enough for anyone"
[11:09:45] <Subsentient> I tried twice before to learn assembly and I didn't manage to get it down
[11:09:36] <prospectacle> that sounds like a good challenge
[11:09:27] <Subsentient> I need some assembly for a bootloader
[11:09:20] <ciri> heh
[11:09:19] <Subsentient> lol
[11:09:18] <Subsentient> ASM
[11:09:16] <Subsentient> oops
[11:09:13] <Subsentient> prospectacle: I'm going to learn enough C to write a bootloader.
[11:08:57] <ciri> hello, nice to see yea! prospectacle
[11:08:57] <prospectacle> hi subsentient, how's it going? What great things are you going to accomplish in 2015?
[11:08:55] * exec unjustifiably flings an anvil of red cordial at prospectacle
[11:08:54] <crutchy> ~gday prospectacle
[11:08:42] * aqu4 gives prospectacle a cold can of beer
[11:08:42] <Subsentient> $beer prospectacle
[11:08:34] <Subsentient> prospectacle: Hi friend, it's been a while.
[11:08:19] <prospectacle> Maybe it's not a promotion by HR's stodgy old definitions, but a window seat is a window seat
[11:08:12] <crutchy> bosses had a couple of new orifices built so there has been a bit of a shuffle
[11:07:36] <crutchy> well, i hope not
[11:07:26] <crutchy> nah
[11:07:12] <prospectacle> wow a promotion
[11:06:56] <crutchy> i recently acquired a window seat at work. it's gunna be totally mad
[11:05:30] <Konomi> the 5 key is slightly closer to the 0 key
[11:04:38] <prospectacle> What adventures does 2015 hold for you?
[11:04:28] <prospectacle> and to you as well crutchy.
[10:54:48] <crutchy> happy spew beers prospectacle
[10:43:44] <prospectacle> Happy new years, chat room!
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[10:32:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Running Out of Storage On Your iPhone? There's A Lawsuit For That - http://sylnt.us - size-matters
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[10:03:06] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Can anyone solve this? - Imgur
[10:03:05] <crutchy_> http://imgur.com
[09:56:20] <crutchy_> looks like russia
[09:56:15] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Sir, Let me see your insuran... OH SHIT! - Imgur
[09:56:15] <crutchy_> http://imgur.com
[09:54:21] <Bender> karma - bender: -4
[09:54:21] <chromas> Bender-- # support the unicodes
[09:54:11] <chromas> þe_olden_days++
[09:52:22] <JamesNZ> Sharing is caring.
[09:51:20] <chromas> ooh, shareware
[09:49:25] <crutchy_> do they fill them up with shareware to bring the prices down too?
[09:48:43] <Konomi> bunnies is down to the bios level
[09:48:35] <Konomi> not true open hardware ;p
[09:48:19] <crutchy_> you won't find one cheaper without windoze
[09:48:01] <crutchy_> Konomi, just buy any ol' lappy and 'fix' it
[09:47:24] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03So I found his at Kmart... - Imgur
[09:47:24] <crutchy_> http://imgur.com
[09:38:16] <Konomi> ordering anything a little unstandard is like trying to buy a rock from the moon
[09:38:00] <Konomi> but so hard to get anything cool in this berg of a country
[09:37:53] <Konomi> so want a fully open source laptop like bunnie has made
[09:21:27] <Konomi> put down the humans always invading dingo's area
[09:17:42] <chromas> don't we all wish we could do that
[09:16:08] <crutchy_> http://i.imgur.com
[09:15:35] <chromas> "a dingo ate yo baybee"
[09:14:32] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Fraser Island dingo put down after lunging at child
[09:14:31] <crutchy_> http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au
[09:12:12] <Bender> karma - coffee: 948
[09:12:12] <crutchy_> coffee++
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[08:53:27] <JamesNZ> Ewww, winblows :P
[08:53:15] <crutchy_> ooh fangdangled plugin thingemas
[08:52:46] * crutchy_ is now playing: MALDIVES Relaxing Chill-Out Luxury Lounge
[08:51:23] <crutchy_> ah that's what that does
[08:51:11] <crutchy_> wtf
[08:51:01] * crutchy_ ** SysInfo ** Client: HexChat 2.10.2 (x64) ** OS: Microsoft Windows 7 Home Premium ** CPU: Intel(R) Core(TM) i5-2450M CPU @ 2.50GHz (2.00 GHz) ** RAM: 4077 MB Total (2666 MB Free) ** VGA: NVIDIA GeForce 315M ** Uptime: 261.75 Hours **
[08:45:51] <chromas> maybe a little
[08:43:08] <Bender> karma - is_my_wireless_being_a_turd: 1
[08:43:08] <crutchy_> is_my_wireless_being_a_turd++
[08:43:05] <crutchy_> is_my_wireless_being_a_turd++\
[08:39:42] <crutchy_> vm chews up battery like a bitch
[08:38:00] <chromas> you could boot up a vm and run it fullscreen
[08:37:39] <crutchy_> its just me, myself and mozzie coil :)
[08:37:09] <Konomi> using windows at all ;p
[08:35:44] <crutchy_> using hexchat in windows
[08:35:38] * crutchy_ feels dirty
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[08:32:06] <Konomi> awesome image
[08:32:01] <Konomi> https://i.imgur.com
[08:32:00] <Konomi> also
[08:30:41] <Konomi> god*
[08:30:40] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Reverse-Engineering a Superior Chinese Product | Hackaday
[08:30:39] <Konomi> http://hackaday.com
[08:30:36] <Konomi> got bunnie is awesome
[08:29:08] <Konomi> should've learned cobol you'd have got payed ;p
[08:27:58] <chromas> Everything's already been done. How about another init/service manager? :D
[08:27:12] <chromas> I s'pose I could expend energy on something more useful like uh
[08:26:37] <chromas> then back outside…
[08:26:11] <chromas> cat goes outside to screw around, then comes in to climb up and get his feet warm
[08:25:21] <chromas> yeah but we're larnin'
[08:24:29] <Konomi> ;p
[08:24:28] <Konomi> this is why you all get nothjnng done
[08:24:23] <Konomi> >.<
[08:24:20] <Konomi> if you check the tor package in debian I think it's still a recommends
[08:24:16] <chromas> we should write our own proxies :D
[08:24:11] <Konomi> I think it's pretty low footprint
[08:24:09] <chromas> ooh
[08:24:03] <Konomi> tor used to use it before they impemented socks
[08:24:00] <chromas> been using squid
[08:23:50] <chromas> hadn't heard of polipo
[08:23:24] <Konomi> same for crutchy ;p
[08:23:19] <Konomi> well list not a chain
[08:23:14] <Konomi> then set it to a proxy chain
[08:23:10] <Konomi> you could set up something like polipo
[08:21:45] <Konomi> -x, --proxy <[protocol://][user:password@]proxyhost[:port]>
[08:21:40] <Konomi> chromas: for curl
[08:18:52] <chromas> there's only so much you can do outside without an internet connection
[08:18:14] <crutchy> good idea
[08:16:32] <chromas> bust out your laptop
[08:16:20] <crutchy> *dogbox
[08:16:12] <crutchy> fkin docgbox. its much nicer outside
[08:15:30] <crutchy> might go see outside
[08:15:25] <crutchy> hmm still warm
[08:15:03] <exec> Weather for Traralgon VIC - currently 91°F / 33°C, partly cloudy, wind NE at 15 mph, humidity 44% - Friday partly cloudy (72°F-87°F / 22°C-31°C), Saturday clear (65°F-106°F / 18°C-41°C), Sunday chance of showers (58°F-79°F / 14°C-26°C), Monday clear (63°F-86°F / 17°C-30°C) - source: Google
[08:15:02] <crutchy> ~weather
[08:05:02] <Konomi> some are just gotta pay attention to the name/blurb
[08:02:26] <crutchy> i had a look at one.. in german :/
[08:02:06] <crutchy> i think that's the website Konomi linked a while back with all the hacker conferences
[08:00:44] <exec> 30c3: unable to find definition
[08:00:37] <crutchy> nanny state not gunna like that
[08:00:31] <chromas> ~define 30c3
[08:00:24] <Konomi> ha that's from 30c3
[08:00:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New App Detects Government Stingray Cell Phone Trackers - http://sylnt.us - snitching-on-snitches
[08:00:01] <Konomi> I really would use a proxy if you cna get it to work chromas that stuff is barely a good idea
[07:59:58] <Bender> karma - shit: -1
[07:59:58] <chromas> shit--
[07:59:54] <Hedonismbot> * 03Access forbidden!
[07:59:54] <chromas> http://10.10.9.254
[07:59:47] <Bender> karma - pascal: 51
[07:59:47] <crutchy> pascal++
[07:59:29] <Bender> karma - regex: 1
[07:59:28] <chromas> regex++
[07:59:26] <ciri> heh
[07:59:26] <crutchy> lol
[07:59:23] <crutchy> what the fap?
[07:59:08] <Hedonismbot> k
[07:59:08] <chromas> =set .titles.ignore// \b\d{1,3}\.\d{1,3}\.\d{1,3}\.\d{1,3}\b
[07:59:01] <crutchy> he was pretty good new years eve
[07:58:58] <Konomi> etc
[07:58:56] <Konomi> "I Can't say the N WORD gkgjhhjhj!!!"
[07:58:48] <Konomi> I can mentally feel him twitching
[07:58:44] <crutchy> lolo
[07:58:37] <crutchy> hopefully
[07:58:35] <Konomi> though I think he's losing it toning it down as much as he has ;p
[07:58:28] <Konomi> maybe it'll shame him into toning it down
[07:57:44] <crutchy> something tells me there's an ulterior motive to that
[07:57:26] <Konomi> I figure I'll just keep grabbing his little momenets
[07:57:09] <crutchy> tmb mentioned something about implementing a self-kicker when he gets back from his fooshing trip
[07:55:49] <chromas> he forgot to action first
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[07:54:59] <Ethanol-fueled> .kick Ethanol-fueled
[07:54:44] <chromas> :)
[07:54:39] <aqu4> You are not authorized to use that command, you need to be an admin.
[07:54:39] <chromas> $chanctl kick Ethanol-fueled
[07:54:35] <Bender> Added quote 338
[07:54:35] <Konomi> !grab Ethanol-fueled
[07:54:31] <chromas> could put some phat beats under it
[07:54:26] <Ethanol-fueled> FUCK YOU ALL FAGGOT COCKSUCKS
[07:54:03] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled: any eta on stem tracks for that?
[07:53:56] <Bender> Added quote 337
[07:53:56] <Konomi> !grab Ethanol-fueled
[07:53:48] <Ethanol-fueled> Suck on my Jew Robotic cocks.
[07:53:32] <chromas> I just thought it's weird that it does that
[07:53:01] <Konomi> your lan ip is probably safe to expose ;p
[07:52:10] <chromas> though the squid is on the same box. I only added it for caching which doesn't work
[07:51:42] <chromas> it goes through squid. for some reason, that's what makes the what's-my-ip reutrn my lan-side ip
[07:51:33] <Konomi> just find a good 4 and add them to it
[07:51:27] <Konomi> curl can take proxies
[07:51:26] <crutchy> or you could hardcode it like me :D
[07:51:21] <Konomi> it is the best way
[07:51:18] <chromas> it shells to curl for page grabbing
[07:51:13] <Konomi> you should add a proxy chain if you'te paranoid about it though
[07:51:01] <Konomi> no idea on how to proxy that then lol
[07:50:52] <chromas> yep
[07:50:49] <Konomi> seriously?
[07:50:42] <chromas> pascal
[07:50:36] <chromas> there isn't even one for localhost. hm
[07:50:35] <Konomi> what is Hedonismbot written in?
[07:50:13] <Hedonismbot> k
[07:50:13] <chromas> =dump .titles.ignore
[07:49:47] <Hedonismbot> k
[07:49:46] <chromas> =list
[07:49:37] <chromas> yeah see we could already hit ya
[07:49:25] <crutchy> hehe quicker than testing with websniffer :p
[07:49:09] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Belle's Bohemian Photography
[07:49:08] <crutchy> http://bbphotography.biz.tm
[07:48:33] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03403 Forbidden
[07:48:33] <crutchy> http://119.18.0.66
[07:48:14] <crutchy> hmm
[07:47:33] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Access forbidden!
[07:47:32] <crutchy> http://10.10.9.254
[07:47:13] <crutchy> oh yeah i think you already dealt with that
[07:47:02] <crutchy> http://localhost
[07:45:51] <chromas> It almost never gets a cache hit. fpos
[07:45:26] * crutchy never used squid
[07:45:08] * chromas fires up linnuke
[07:42:55] <crutchy> i can see the dismay in Konomi's face all the way through the tubes
[07:42:35] <crutchy> lol
[07:42:16] * Konomi face palms
[07:42:13] <Konomi> >.<
[07:42:12] <Konomi> now it's in the source we're all viewing
[07:42:04] <chromas> going through my squid proxy makes it show the lan address. weirdness
[07:42:04] <Konomi> you hard coded it....
[07:42:03] <crutchy> now my ip is published on github for all to see :p
[07:41:46] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03exec-irc-bot/title.php at master · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot · GitHub
[07:41:46] <crutchy> https://github.com
[07:41:35] <Konomi> stops all gets of it
[07:41:31] <Konomi> proxy would be best tbh
[07:41:17] <crutchy> i did your trick Konomi
[07:41:16] <chromas> oh yeah
[07:41:03] <Konomi> the other option I never through of was using a proxy to get the urls
[07:40:59] <chromas> weird
[07:40:38] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Show Me My IP! - Your IP address is: 10.10.9.254 ( http://www.showmemyip.com )
[07:40:33] <crutchy> http://showmemyip.com
[07:40:20] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03 ( / )
[07:40:20] <crutchy> http://showmyip.com
[07:40:13] <crutchy> oops
[07:40:04] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03What Is My IP - The IP Address Experts Since 1999
[07:40:03] <crutchy> http://www.whatismyip.com
[07:39:15] <chromas> nope, that box shows it right, from curl even
[07:38:23] <chromas> I guess it's a different box though
[07:38:17] <chromas> in the browser, it shows it right
[07:37:02] <chromas> Yep
[07:36:13] <crutchy> do you use a .9 subnet?
[07:36:03] <crutchy> though it does look like an odd lan-side
[07:35:35] <crutchy> yeah i didn't even click
[07:33:41] <chromas> that's weird; why'd that ip thinger return my lan-side ip?
[07:22:40] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Victor Wooten - playing with the broken string bass. Incredible! - YouTube
[07:22:40] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[07:22:38] <crutchy> By: Linus Torvalds (torvalds.delete@this.linux-foundation.org), December 8, 2014 1:34 pm
[07:22:27] <Ethanol-fueled> OY, too much
[07:22:14] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03RWT Forums
[07:22:13] <crutchy> http://www.realworldtech.com
[07:22:05] <Hedonismbot> * 0320150101_003010.jpg - Google Drive
[07:22:04] <Ethanol-fueled> https://drive.google.com
[07:20:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh, wait, not that.
[07:20:19] <Hedonismbot> * 03Brave Little Toaster - It's a B-Movie - YouTube
[07:20:19] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[07:17:44] <Ethanol-fueled> Then I will rain strange and terrible things on you.
[07:17:08] <exec> soggy bickie: unable to find definition
[07:16:57] <Ethanol-fueled> ~define soggy bickie
[07:16:46] <exec> [wikipedia] 3Soggy_bickie%5C: The requested page title is invalid. It may be empty, contain unsupported characters, or include a non-local or incorrectly linked interwiki prefix. You may be able to locate the desired page by searc...
[07:16:40] <Ethanol-fueled> ~define soggy bickie\
[07:16:25] <Bender> Quote 332 - <crutchy> i dunno if my stomach can cope with little johnny's soggy bickie
[07:16:25] <Ethanol-fueled> !quote 332
[07:15:55] <Ethanol-fueled> !quote332
[07:15:49] <Ethanol-fueled> !qquote 332
[07:08:43] <Ethanol-fueled> fuck dis gay bullshit
[07:06:28] <Ethanol-fueled> I have avoided the hood, because people want to beat me up for hitting on their wimminz.
[07:05:05] * aqu4 grabs Subsentient
[07:04:52] <Konomi> \o/
[07:04:49] <Bender> Added quote 336
[07:04:49] <Konomi> !grab Ethanol-fueled
[07:04:47] <crutchy> !grope Subsentient
[07:04:41] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuck you faggot cocksuckers.
[07:04:29] * Subsentient wimpers because nobody grabs him
[07:04:22] <Bender> Quote 335 - <crutchy> oh my Konomi grabbed Ethanol-fueled!
[07:04:22] <Ethanol-fueled> !quote 335
[07:04:12] <Bender> Added quote 335
[07:04:12] <Ethanol-fueled> !grab crutchy
[07:04:03] <crutchy> oh my Konomi grabbed Ethanol-fueled!
[07:03:50] <Subsentient> Konomi: AHAHAHAHA
[07:03:43] <Bender> Added quote 334
[07:03:43] <Konomi> !grab Ethanol-fueled
[07:03:34] <Ethanol-fueled> subsentient: There is always something up my ass.
[07:02:43] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03exec-irc-bot/lib_http.php at master · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot · GitHub
[07:02:42] <crutchy> the download loop is: https://github.com
[07:02:35] <Subsentient> Don't look
[07:02:24] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: There is an onion in your toilet.
[07:02:04] <Ethanol-fueled> grab an evaluatemy COCK, fucksticks
[07:01:40] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03exec-irc-bot/title.php at master · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot · GitHub
[07:01:39] <crutchy> https://github.com
[07:01:04] <Bender> karma - eval: 4
[07:01:04] <crutchy> eval++
[07:00:57] <crutchy> it pretty much does that, but i've got a callback thing that runs between downloading chunks. in the case of the title script it looks for </title>
[07:00:38] <Konomi> there's probably one in php you should be using
[07:00:22] <Konomi> I ended up using an module in perl for it
[06:59:59] <Konomi> don't ask some websites do it
[06:59:56] <Konomi> also new lines
[06:59:51] <Konomi> then output the string
[06:59:49] <Konomi> remove leading and end white space
[06:59:45] <Konomi> remove the tags
[06:59:43] <Konomi> grab the contents of <title></title>
[06:59:26] <Konomi> crutchy: if you want to get title you should pasrse max of 500kb then search for it
[06:58:15] <Konomi> might be a joke
[06:57:57] <Konomi> yep...
[06:57:39] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[06:57:30] <crutchy> works with a 10kb buffer limit
[06:57:27] <Ethanol-fueled> HHHAHAHHAHAHA
[06:57:22] <exec> 13Slashdot: News for nerds, stuff that matters
[06:57:20] <crutchy> ~title http://slashdot.org
[06:56:27] <crutchy> my script is prolly gunna have to download 10kb before it gets to the title
[06:55:59] <crutchy> and a whole bunch of other shit
[06:55:57] <crutchy> Payments that innovate with you.
[06:55:55] <crutchy> \/_/\/_/\/_____/\/___/ \/_____/\/_____/ \/_/\/_/\/_/ \/____/\/__/\/_/\/__,_ /\/____/
[06:55:53] <crutchy> \ \_\ \_\ `\____\ \____/ /\_____\/\_____\ \ \_\ \_\ \_\\ \____\ \__/.\_\ \___,_\ \____\
[06:55:51] <crutchy> \ \ \/\ \/\ \L\ \ \ \L\ \ \_\ \__ \_\ \__ \ \ \/\ \ \ \//\ \__//\ \L\.\_/\ \L\ \/\ __/
[06:55:49] <crutchy> \ \ __ \/_\__ \\ \ \/_/_ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ __ \/\`'__\/'___\ /'__`\ /'_` \ /'__`\
[06:55:48] <Ethanol-fueled> his redhead wife was taking N***** cock
[06:55:47] <crutchy> \ \ \L\ \ \,\L\_\ \ \/\_\/_/\ \/\/_/\ \/ \ \ \L\ \ _ __ ___ __ \_\ \ __
[06:55:45] <crutchy> ______ ____ ____ ______ ______ ______ __
[06:55:43] <crutchy> \/___/ \/_/ \/__/\/_/ \/_/\/_/\/_/\/__/ \/_/ \/____/\/____/
[06:55:41] <crutchy> \ \____/\ \_\\ \__/.\_\\ \_\ \_\ \_\ \__\\ \_\\ \____\ \____\
[06:55:39] <crutchy> \ \ \L\ \ \ \//\ \L\.\_\ \ \/\ \/\ \ \ \_\ \ \//\ __//\ __/
[06:55:37] <crutchy> \ \ _ <'/\`'__\/'__`\ \/\ \ /' _ `\ \ \/ /\`'__\/'__`\ /'__`\
[06:55:35] <crutchy> \ \ \L\ \ _ __ __ /\_\ ___\ \ ,_\ _ __ __ __
[06:55:31] <crutchy> ___ __
[06:55:31] <crutchy> <!--
[06:55:31] <crutchy> <!DOCTYPE html>
[06:55:30] <crutchy> do you get this at the top of the html:
[06:55:29] <Ethanol-fueled> rob malda was a fag, though.
[06:55:17] <Ethanol-fueled> it has been since it was turned out by the NSA>
[06:55:01] <Konomi> marked as works for me ;p
[06:54:59] <crutchy> hehe looks like it has
[06:54:38] <crutchy> has slashdot been hax0red?
[06:54:30] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Brave Little Toaster - It's a B-Movie - YouTube
[06:54:28] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[06:54:18] <crutchy> check out the top of the html source of slashdot.org
[06:54:04] <crutchy> the ~title script stopped downloading when it hit </title> or reached 2048 bytes
[06:53:29] <crutchy> chromas, i figured out why the slashdot title didn't work
[06:53:16] <crutchy> holy shit
[06:49:07] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah.
[06:48:41] <crutchy> oh damn dude
[06:48:33] <Ethanol-fueled> It went, "PBFFBFBFBTHDBBFBFT"
[06:48:26] <crutchy> chicken herpes? from a toothbrush?
[06:48:14] <Ethanol-fueled> My face exploded with rat pussies.
[06:48:00] <Ethanol-fueled> I caught herpes once.
[06:47:45] <Ethanol-fueled> derp.
[06:47:40] <crutchy> herp?
[06:47:16] <Ethanol-fueled> With crutchy's metallic lips on my mushroom tip, He'd gladly show you how.
[06:14:41] <exec> Host localhost not found: 3(NXDOMAIN)
[06:14:40] <crutchy> ~addr localhost
[06:14:12] <exec> google.com.au has address 203.42.93.29
[06:14:10] <crutchy> ~addr google.com.au
[06:09:52] <crutchy> that's me :p
[06:09:44] <exec> irciv.us.to has address 119.18.0.66
[06:09:42] <crutchy> ~eval host irciv.us.to | head -1
[06:09:23] <exec> google.com has address 203.42.8.212
[06:09:22] <crutchy> ~eval host google.com | head -1
[06:09:01] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahhheeehehoooo!
[06:08:55] <Ethanol-fueled> v****** that g***
[06:07:42] <Ethanol-fueled> gon' need grip?
[06:05:13] <crutchy> eep. gunna need a grep if i use host
[06:03:38] <crutchy> hmm is there a cli tool for that?
[06:03:24] <crutchy> from irciv.us.to
[06:03:15] <crutchy> you can get it by reverse dns or whatever its called
[06:02:54] <crutchy> not that i really care if my ip is known
[06:02:38] <crutchy> ah yeah that would work too eh
[06:02:15] <Konomi> just substring match your ip to any titles and reject if they match ;p
[06:02:13] <crutchy> hehe /me does that
[06:01:57] <crutchy> or just put something like "myip" in a blacklist
[05:59:44] <Konomi> you can easily specify your own host nad watch connections though
[05:59:17] <Konomi> most are
[05:59:12] <crutchy> wonder if most title bots would be tricked by that
[05:59:01] <Konomi> \o/
[05:58:58] <aqu4> Title for page "http://www.showmemyip.com": "3 Show Me My IP! - Your IP address is: 216.161.165.96 "
[05:58:57] <crutchy> $title http://www.showmemyip.com
[05:58:50] <Konomi> ~title showmemyip.com
[05:58:25] <crutchy> smartypants
[05:57:33] <Konomi> \o/
[05:57:30] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Show Me My IP! - Your IP address is: 10.10.9.254
[05:57:25] <Konomi> http://www.showmemyip.com
[05:57:23] <Konomi> xD
[05:57:18] <exec> portion of title left of " - " exists in url
[05:57:16] <Konomi> ~title http://www.showmemyip.com
[05:55:28] <crutchy> i'll do some testing in another channel to see if i can get it working a bit betterereererererer
[05:54:42] <crutchy> i dunno
[05:54:15] <crutchy> ~title http://slashdot.org
[05:53:37] <crutchy> ~title http://slashdot.org
[05:52:54] <chromas> oh, I should set up a nexus instance for that
[05:52:40] -!- Hedonismbot [Hedonismbot!~confirms@0::1] has joined #Soylent
[05:52:06] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, that's why you need a long double like me, do-HO-HOOO!
[05:51:48] <chromas> what: Requesting: http://slashdot.org']: exception at 00000000004533B2: "" is an invalid integer.
[05:51:25] <Ethanol-fueled> But the dirty truth is that Slashdot was an NSA front.
[05:51:17] <chromas> whoops
[05:51:15] <Ethanol-fueled> Fake Slashdot sites were used by the NSA>
[05:51:03] <Ethanol-fueled> slashdot deals? On used guacamole knives?
[05:51:00] -!- Hedonismbot has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
[05:51:00] <crutchy> <exec> STDERR IN [php scripts/title.php 'http://slashdot.org']: PHP Notice: Undefined index: path in /nas/server/git/exec-irc-bot/scripts/lib_http.php on line 170
[05:50:59] <crutchy> nah its a derp
[05:50:44] <chromas> ah, I'mn't cool enough
[05:50:32] <chromas> ~title http://slashdot.org
[05:50:24] <exec> title exists in url
[05:50:22] <crutchy> ~title http://google.com
[05:49:38] <crutchy> i think it might be a derp
[05:49:32] <crutchy> erm
[05:49:22] <Konomi> fixed by removed you mean ;p ?
[05:49:21] <crutchy> hmm
[05:49:18] <chromas> oh noes
[05:49:14] <Ethanol-fueled> You can get away with images of my extenders and sexual exploits, but then again, I posted them here already.
[05:49:14] <chromas> ~title http://slashdot.org
[05:49:09] <crutchy> i think i fixed that one :p
[05:49:09] <chromas> ~title slashdot.org
[05:49:01] <Konomi> mew?
[05:48:54] <chromas> Konomi: ~title
[05:48:33] <crutchy> haha
[05:48:17] <Ethanol-fueled> I don't trust any of you. Fortunately, the stakes are low and I can always charge the corporate mothership for terrorism crimes.
[05:47:40] <crutchy> i trust you guys more than i prolly should :p
[05:47:20] * Ethanol-fueled goes scurrying for the iptables rulelists.
[05:47:11] <Konomi> not that I'd do stuff like that of course
[05:47:05] * crutchy runs htop
[05:46:59] <Konomi> etc \o/
[05:46:57] <Konomi> poke around for logins that treat the ip of that box as a whitelisted ip
[05:46:40] <Konomi> or start flooding other hosts
[05:46:36] <Konomi> fromt here you can try stuff like fork bombs if you want to be malcious
[05:46:26] <Konomi> with no root you go for execution of some code so you can just run your own code on the machine
[05:45:57] <crutchy> hehe (nervous chuckle)
[05:45:33] <Konomi> ;p
[05:45:30] <Konomi> I just wait for you to mess up and wget some remote code somewhere where it can start when you exectue php
[05:45:15] <Konomi> nah
[05:45:11] <crutchy> sudo apt-get install rootkit?
[05:45:00] <Konomi> or consume machines resources
[05:44:51] <Konomi> so remote code exploit needed
[05:44:41] <crutchy> just normal user privs
[05:44:31] <Ethanol-fueled> root my machine, konomi.
[05:44:29] <crutchy> nope. sorry :p
[05:44:18] <Konomi> does this have root... ?
[05:44:02] <Ethanol-fueled> What does correlate with big b********* is how many times they've been f***** in the a** along with how thick those C***** have b***.
[05:43:59] <Konomi> lets try it!
[05:43:57] <Konomi> sounds fun
[05:43:54] <Konomi> "Never enable this option unless you really know what you are doing.Never enable this option unless you really know what you are doing."
[05:43:01] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, the two do not correlate though.
[05:42:38] <Bender> karma - brownnosing: 1
[05:42:38] <chromas> brownnosing++
[05:42:33] <chromas> that makes sense; big hole for big noses
[05:42:27] <Ethanol-fueled> "...some have small buttholes and some have big buttholes."
[05:42:12] <Ethanol-fueled> "...some are dark-skinned, some are light-skinned, some have small noses and some have big noses, ..."
[05:41:49] * Ethanol-fueled responds: "Well, dear, because people are different..."
[05:41:26] <crutchy> 'daddy why is that man's butthole so big?'
[05:40:56] <crutchy> only to wait till i go to the shitter and then wham! i got a goatse on my screen
[05:40:20] <chromas> She's just building up a false sense of security
[05:39:55] <crutchy> if anyone could break apt-cache it would have to be Konomi
[05:39:37] <Konomi> find me an option hho ho
[05:39:25] <Konomi> :3
[05:39:22] <exec> E: No packages found
[05:39:21] <Konomi> ~deb -o='Architecture=i386'
[05:38:58] <chromas> ~systemctl start tor
[05:38:48] <chromas> ~apt-get install tor
[05:38:45] <crutchy> hehe awesome
[05:38:30] <crutchy> ~apt-get install pacman
[05:38:07] <crutchy> there's a pacman game!?
[05:38:02] <crutchy> oh
[05:37:28] <chromas> ~man apt-cache
[05:37:13] <exec> Chase Monsters in a Labyrinth
[05:37:12] <crutchy> i didn't even contemplate the possible security loopholes in apt-cache :p
[05:37:12] <chromas> ~deb pacman
[05:37:03] <Konomi> takes config as a string \o/
[05:36:43] <Konomi> hmmm
[05:36:38] <chromas> needs moar verbosity
[05:36:37] <exec> E: Option -o=/root/.bashrc: Configuration item specification must have an =<val>.
[05:36:36] <Konomi> ~deb -o=/root/.bashrc
[05:36:25] <exec> E: Command line option ' ' [from -v kernel] is not known.
[05:36:24] <chromas> ~deb -v kernel
[05:36:17] <exec> E: Command line option ' ' [from -vvvvvvvv kernel] is not known.
[05:36:16] <chromas> ~deb -vvvvvvvv kernel
[05:35:55] <crutchy> :/
[05:35:53] <exec> E: No packages found
[05:35:52] <crutchy> ~deb blah' -h
[05:35:44] <exec> fast and lightweight IDE
[05:35:43] <chromas> ~deb geany
[05:35:42] <exec> E: No packages found
[05:35:41] <Konomi> ~deb -v
[05:35:07] -!- SpallsHurgenson has quit [Quit: Nettalk6 - www.ntalk.de]
[05:35:04] <exec> E: No packages found
[05:35:03] <Konomi> ~deb --version
[05:35:02] <crutchy> ~deb -h
[05:35:01] <exec> E: Command line option --versions is not understood
[05:35:00] <Konomi> ~deb --versions
[05:34:44] <exec> E: Command line option --triggers is not understood
[05:34:43] <Konomi> ~deb --triggers
[05:34:18] <exec> E: No packages found
[05:34:16] <Konomi> ~deb $HOME=/test/
[05:34:15] <crutchy> lol
[05:34:12] <crutchy> are you trying to hack my apt?
[05:33:49] <exec> E: No packages found
[05:33:48] <Konomi> ~deb -o=Foo::bar=bar tet
[05:33:44] <exec> E: No packages found
[05:33:43] <Konomi> ~deb -o=Foo::bar=bar
[05:32:59] * crutchy is starting to get worried :p
[05:32:43] <exec> E: Command line option 'f' [from -f test] is not known.
[05:32:42] <Konomi> ~deb -f test
[05:31:50] <crutchy> looked pretty cool
[05:31:40] <crutchy> wow what was that versiony thingy!?
[05:31:34] <exec> E: No packages found
[05:31:33] <Konomi> ~deb guake /stable
[05:31:28] <exec> E: No packages found
[05:31:27] <Konomi> ~deb guake=1.1 /stable
[05:31:12] <exec> E: No packages found
[05:31:12] <exec> E: Version '1.1' for 'guake' was not found
[05:31:11] <Konomi> ~deb guake=1.1
[05:31:01] <crutchy> ooh
[05:30:57] <exec> Drop-down terminal for GNOME Desktop Environment
[05:30:56] <chromas> ~deb guake
[05:30:37] <exec> E: No packages found
[05:30:36] <Konomi> ~deb //
[05:30:26] <crutchy> i prolly should note that %%trailing%% is passed through php's escapeshellarg function
[05:30:26] <exec> system and service manager
[05:30:24] <chromas> ~deb systemd
[05:30:16] <exec> E: No packages found
[05:30:15] <chromas> ~deb blerg\n;sudo apt-get install ubuntu\n
[05:30:09] <Konomi> okay then ;p
[05:29:58] <exec> E: No packages found
[05:29:57] <Konomi> ~deb bash --version
[05:29:40] <exec> E: No packages found
[05:29:39] <Konomi> ~deb --version
[05:29:36] <crutchy> :D
[05:29:26] <exec> E: No packages found
[05:29:25] <chromas> ~deb blerg\47;reboot\n
[05:29:15] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled, no php in this case :)
[05:28:54] * JamesNZ makes a note of that
[05:28:51] <Ethanol-fueled> no thanks, crutchy. I'll get my PHP the old-fashioned way.
[05:28:31] <crutchy> for any would be hackers :p
[05:28:25] <crutchy> { apt-cache show %%trailing%% | grep "Description-en" | sed 's/^.*: //' ; } 2>&1
[05:28:24] <crutchy> the command is:
[05:28:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Movie Studios Fear a Piracy Surge From Google Fiber - http://sylnt.us - corporate-fear-of-change
[05:27:48] <crutchy> i've made it available to anyone identified with nickserv
[05:26:07] <crutchy> hmm escapeshellarg seems to do its thing nicely
[05:25:04] <crutchy> ~deb php5' && logout
[05:23:48] <exec> server-side, HTML-embedded scripting language (metapackage)
[05:23:46] <crutchy> ~deb php5
[05:22:58] <exec> transitional dummy package for iproute2
[05:22:58] <crutchy> ~deb iproute
[05:22:52] <Ethanol-fueled> pardon my ignorance.
[05:22:44] <Ethanol-fueled> is alias like a macro?
[05:19:51] <crutchy> i'll have a go at wrapping it up into an alias
[05:19:17] <crutchy> this one seems to work. bit ugly though
[05:19:07] <exec> transitional dummy package for iproute2
[05:19:06] <crutchy> ~eval apt-cache show iproute | grep "Description-en" | sed 's/^.*: //'
[05:19:02] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, you're a smart guy...why would you even need to ask such a question?
[05:18:30] <crutchy> was trying to think of a good way to get info on debian packages
[05:11:53] <JamesNZ> Heh.
[05:11:36] <Ethanol-fueled> at least until I post it in a journal entry when SN's first birthday rolls around.
[05:11:36] <JamesNZ> :D
[05:11:02] <Ethanol-fueled> James, if you don't know about "The brown menace," it's best you forget about that phrase entirely.
[05:10:37] <JamesNZ> The brown menace?
[05:10:28] <Ethanol-fueled> not even my sister laughs at it :/
[05:10:18] <Ethanol-fueled> the first woman I've met who laughed at "the brown menace"
[05:09:09] <Ethanol-fueled> Concerned with nothing other than big trucks, guns, meth, and pop-culture bullshit.
[05:08:41] <Ethanol-fueled> It's a refreshing thing to hear in a county where people are simple-minded and drug-addicted idiots.
[05:08:09] <Ethanol-fueled> She laughed before her admission, when I mentioned in passing that I was "Judenrein"
[05:08:01] <JamesNZ> Ethanol-fueled: I see.
[05:07:39] <Ethanol-fueled> Dark wavy hair, big nose, I should have known.
[05:07:26] <Ethanol-fueled> She led into the story by having to do a report about crypto-Jews, then admitted to her heiritage.
[05:06:47] <Ethanol-fueled> JamesNZ, crypto-Jews, besides being what was defined above, made those adaptations to escape from WWII-era Europe.
[05:06:18] <exec> [wikipedia] 3Crypto-jews: Crypto-Judaism is the secret adherence to Judaism while publicly professing to be of another faith; practitioners are referred to as "crypto-Jews" (origin from Greek kryptos - κρυπτός, 'hidden'...
[05:06:10] <JamesNZ> ~define crypto-jews
[05:05:49] <Ethanol-fueled> Actually, there are rumors going around town that my high-school sweetheart's family (who still lives there) are crypto-Jews.
[05:05:08] <Ethanol-fueled> She was the third Jew I dated, but the first to let me in.
[05:03:41] <Ethanol-fueled> The ones who don't know me already, that is, hahaha
[05:02:17] <Ethanol-fueled> As sad as that sounds, in the Imperial Valley, that's my best foot forward. It causes women around my age to lower their shields and prepare to be boarded.
[05:01:43] <Bender> Quote 333 - <Ethanol-fueled_> Plus, she had my dad as a high-school teacher, so I was already in!
[05:01:43] <Ethanol-fueled> !quote 333
[05:00:58] <Bender> karma - air_conditioning: 1
[05:00:58] <crutchy> air_conditioning++
[05:00:43] <crutchy> 3D lyrics eh?
[04:59:52] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahaheeeheehoooooooo!
[04:59:42] <Bender> Quote 332 - <crutchy> i dunno if my stomach can cope with little johnny's soggy bickie
[04:59:42] <Ethanol-fueled> !quote 332
[04:54:17] <Ethanol-fueled> Good drummer, corny lyricist.
[04:54:09] <Ethanol-fueled> To be fair, though, Niel Peart writes most or all of the lyrics Geddy sings.
[04:46:18] <Ethanol-fueled> Ask Geddy Lee, Thom Yorke, or Billy Corgan.
[04:45:57] <Ethanol-fueled> words are annoying when they suck.
[04:45:47] * Ethanol-fueled actually likes the instrumental version better.
[04:42:33] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03The Verve - Bittersweet Symphony - Lyrics (3D) - YouTube
[04:42:32] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[04:42:31] <Ethanol-fueled> Or not.
[04:41:42] <Ethanol-fueled> I'll gladly listen to the generational-equivalent I prefer, thank you.
[04:40:35] <Konomi> for old people probably
[04:40:21] <Ethanol-fueled> konomi, that sounds like background music on an MTV reality-show for teenagers.
[04:32:22] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Death Cab For Cutie - The New Year (Official Video) - YouTube
[04:32:20] <Konomi> https://www.youtube.com
[04:32:09] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Pig Latin Translator (PHP) « chys
[04:32:08] <crutchy> http://chys.info
[04:31:10] <SpallsHurgenson> it doesn't even do Sindarin
[04:30:01] * crutchy wonders if google translate does pig latin
[04:29:53] -!- JamesNZ [JamesNZ!~james@43-567-441-22.bitstream.orcon.net.nz] has joined #Soylent
[04:29:29] <crutchy> do we have a pig latin decoder bot in here?
[04:28:24] <crutchy> ooklay in the agbay
[04:27:58] <chromas> ink-oay, nort-say
[04:27:57] <Ethanol-fueled> People in their first programming class are doing that.
[04:27:46] <Ethanol-fueled> a pig-latin generator is a babby-tier computer science assignment.
[04:27:44] <crutchy> :p
[04:27:23] <SpallsHurgenson> for extra security, pig-latin on usenet :)
[04:27:13] <SpallsHurgenson> I told you, pig-latin is the only way
[04:26:33] <crutchy> that's why i'm reluctant to even try using it
[04:25:52] <crutchy> that's how they operate with everything else
[04:25:43] <crutchy> SpallsHurgenson, i don't reckon they'll do that, cos they have all the resources they could ever need they are more likely to take the tor network in secret and abuse it as much as they can before they get busted
[04:25:32] <Ethanol-fueled> Make no mistake about it -- as has been suggested before, our congressmen are being watched and controlled.
[04:24:40] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Patrick Leahy, Charles Grassley wants answers from DOJ, DHS on 'cell-site simulators' - Washington Times
[04:24:37] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.washingtontimes.com
[04:24:36] <Ethanol-fueled> All it will take is one more explosive leak to negate their budget.....and a few of our leaders are already questioning their overlords' tele-towers popping up in weird places.
[04:24:35] <SpallsHurgenson> works the same with much less effort :)
[04:24:25] <SpallsHurgenson> hell, all they have to do is spread around enough misinformation that tor HAS been compromised and people will stop trusting it
[04:24:10] <crutchy> i dunno enough about how it works but that its garnering so much attention makes me think
[04:24:04] -!- JamesNZ has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
[04:23:49] <crutchy> who knows how. maybe they'll physically compromise nodes
[04:23:17] <crutchy> i think they'll crack it eventually
[04:22:58] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, they already have way more resources than they need.
[04:22:27] <crutchy> things like that countdown are gunna hurt tor even more cos the nsa is gunna shit their pants and try that much harder (and waste billions more taxpayer dollars) trying to crack it
[04:16:26] <Ethanol-fueled> Hopefully release of some big NSA archive or some shit.
[04:09:53] <SpallsHurgenson> "Kilroy was here"
[04:09:03] <SpallsHurgenson> "He's standing behind you"
[04:06:00] <SpallsHurgenson> "Be Kind, Rewind"
[04:04:09] <crutchy> *skull
[04:03:51] * crutchy wonders what message could be hidden in the skill image
[04:02:59] <SpallsHurgenson> The MPAA was right; the Pirate Bay will be the end of human civilization
[04:02:52] <SpallsHurgenson> Skynet. Definitely Skynet.
[04:02:13] <crutchy> counting down for me
[04:02:12] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, it does.
[04:02:03] <crutchy> it looks very ominous
[04:01:47] <Ethanol-fueled> it's a countup, isn't it?
[04:01:38] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03The Pirate Bay
[04:01:37] <crutchy> http://thepiratebay.se
[04:01:36] <crutchy> and wtf is that countdown for?
[04:01:20] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Is that an Encryption Key on The Pirate Bay Homepage?
[04:01:20] <crutchy> http://thenextweb.com
[04:01:03] <SpallsHurgenson> but at least you didn't !grab it; outta context that might have made me look stupid and that would never do :)
[04:00:45] <chromas> internal revenue cunts
[04:00:35] <SpallsHurgenson> now I'm really confused :)
[04:00:22] <crutchy> dunno i forgot
[04:00:12] <crutchy> 'i remember correctly'?
[03:59:58] <SpallsHurgenson> what's IRC?
[03:59:26] <Bender> karma - irc: 0
[03:59:26] <crutchy> irc++ # cos it's super secret
[03:59:11] <SpallsHurgenson> there, now it has more karma too :)
[03:59:03] <Bender> karma - usenet: 3
[03:59:03] <SpallsHurgenson> usenet++
[03:58:48] <Bender> karma - usenet: 2
[03:58:48] <SpallsHurgenson> usenet++ #is better :)
[03:58:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuck the statists.
[03:58:22] <Bender> karma - telnet: 2
[03:58:22] <crutchy> telnet++ # nobody would suspect
[03:57:34] <SpallsHurgenson> that's why when I need to send a secret message over the Internet, I always use pig-Latin; they'll never crack that :)
[03:55:19] <SpallsHurgenson> mind you, that info is from 2011. The spooks haven't been sitting still since then :)
[03:54:17] <SpallsHurgenson> dun-dun-DUHN!
[03:53:57] <crutchy> it seems Tor is still safe... for now
[03:52:14] <chromas> why does the happy dance picture look like a grid bug from Tron?
[03:51:50] <crutchy> http://www.spiegel.de
[03:50:50] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Tor de farce: NSA fails to decrypt anonymised network • The Register
[03:50:49] <crutchy> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[03:50:44] <chromas> fish need protection too
[03:49:32] <crutchy> knowing all the shit that it had (literally) been through to get to the stage where it was about to be ejaculated into a river
[03:48:49] <Ethanol-fueled> haha crutchy
[03:48:40] <Ethanol-fueled> I used to live in a place with no curfew for the pool and jacuzzi facilities, and the risk of stepping in condoms in the pool and jacuzzi were always high
[03:48:39] <crutchy> when i saw it i thought 'holy shit that's one determined little fucker'
[03:47:47] <JamesNZ> Once I was cleaning up a school's grounds and found a condom box.
[03:47:05] <Ethanol-fueled> hahahah
[03:47:02] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3Franger: 1) a controceptive device (condom) 2)insult
[03:46:56] <crutchy> ~define franger
[03:46:49] <Ethanol-fueled> what is a franger?
[03:46:36] <crutchy> i did some crane inspections at a wastewater treatment plant and saw a franger floating past through the final uv treatment
[03:46:16] <Ethanol-fueled> Puddin' tubes.
[03:46:12] <Ethanol-fueled> if you flush them without wadding them up like that, then they will swim back into your bowl like the Coney Island Whitefish they are.
[03:45:35] <Ethanol-fueled> anyway, saving used condoms as a method of hiding evidence is nasty and classless. Real men like me wad the condom up into a big ball of wet toilet paper and flush it down the toilet.
[03:45:13] <chromas> If I hover my mouse over a link, a preview tooltip pops up
[03:44:42] <Ethanol-fueled> I do mine in the hood, you can't turn your back on your clothing.
[03:44:34] * SpallsHurgenson hoves his mouse over the link but ultimately decides not to take the chance
[03:44:33] * crutchy senses multiple clicks
[03:44:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Chromas, that's why you guard your goddamn laundry.
[03:44:00] <crutchy> liar! it's the biggest dirtiest goatsee i've ever seen :-O
[03:42:15] <chromas> (it's a note written on paper)
[03:42:01] <chromas> I searched for 'keyboard condom' and found this totally safe for work link http://memeguy.com
[03:41:12] <Ethanol-fueled> implicating two friendly nations, one Saudi Arabia, the other ____________ ?
[03:40:57] <SpallsHurgenson> (was doing a wiki-walk and got distracted :)
[03:40:57] <Ethanol-fueled> 9/11 report, classified, with attempts by congressmen to declassify it.
[03:40:38] * SpallsHurgenson blames Microsoft
[03:40:36] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, the same idiot country or countries that did it on the United States and got away with it while their lapdogs the U.S. softened up errybody else in the region for them.
[03:40:35] <SpallsHurgenson> oh, sorry
[03:39:49] <crutchy> that would be like getting into a lion cage and waving your bare arse around
[03:39:14] <crutchy> what idiot country would do a 9/11 on russia?
[03:38:55] <crutchy> russia?
[03:38:37] * JamesNZ waits for SpallsHurgenson to blame Microsoft
[03:38:33] <Ethanol-fueled> They keep failing because nobody wants to put up with their bullshit anymore.
[03:38:13] <Ethanol-fueled> This is a plot by Israel and Saudi Arabia to perpetrate a 9/11-style attack on Russia, drawing Russia into the Middle-East so America can exit.
[03:37:41] <crutchy> *debris
[03:37:38] <crutchy> explains no widespread floating debis
[03:36:56] <crutchy> except no rescue :/
[03:36:46] <Bender> karma - crashes: -1
[03:36:46] <JamesNZ> crashes--
[03:36:45] <crutchy> seems like it might have been something similar to miracle on the hudson river thing
[03:36:22] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Six bodies of AirAsia crash victims recovered from the Java Sea | Daily Mail Online
[03:36:21] <crutchy> http://www.dailymail.co.uk
[03:33:00] <JamesNZ> Ah.
[03:32:51] <Ethanol-fueled> No james, that was too much effort. Plus some keyboards have all kinds of little plastic levers under each key, and those break easily
[03:32:38] <crutchy> otherwise tom cruise might gain access
[03:32:29] <crutchy> gotta stop them fingerprints i guess
[03:32:26] <JamesNZ> Did you take the keys off? That helps a lot.
[03:32:23] <Ethanol-fueled> a form-fitted plastic cover-like thing
[03:32:09] <Ethanol-fueled> The military has 'em, crutchy.
[03:32:01] <Ethanol-fueled> an embarrasing amount of time and material for just one average low-profile keyboard.
[03:31:52] <crutchy> someone should invent keyboard kondoms
[03:31:27] <Ethanol-fueled> had to clean it with many, many q-tips, dental picks, paper towels, and antibacterial bathroom cleanser
[03:31:00] * Ethanol-fueled recently cleaned his keyboard in case he has company
[03:30:49] <Ethanol-fueled> hahah, my tilde key is still crusted with beer.
[03:29:35] <chromas> the klown
[03:29:32] <chromas> krutchy
[03:29:15] <crutchy> i don't normally nograb. that's someone starting with K
[03:29:02] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled, i could hear SpallsHurgenson typing :p
[03:28:24] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Couple Locked Inside a Keyless Car Nearly Wins Darwin Award - The News Wheel
[03:28:23] <SpallsHurgenson> at least they were on drugs. reminds me of this story: http://thenewswheel.com
[03:27:31] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03 ( /nocookies )
[03:27:31] <crutchy> zomgwtfbbq... http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au
[03:27:26] <Ethanol-fueled> why do you always nograb, crutchy?
[03:26:49] <SpallsHurgenson> damnit
[03:26:44] <crutchy> nograb
[03:26:31] <crutchy> always good to pound your meat before you eat it
[03:26:06] <Ethanol-fueled> needs a lot of tenderizing though
[03:26:01] <Ethanol-fueled> shark is always good meat
[03:25:51] <crutchy> bull shark sounds nasty
[03:25:44] * SpallsHurgenson starts humming the jaws theme
[03:25:41] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, we have shark attacks here all the time.
[03:25:34] <crutchy> aw poor Hedonismbot gets no cookies
[03:25:19] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03 ( /nocookies )
[03:25:18] <crutchy> http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au
[03:25:16] <exec> last privmsg for xlefay in #soylent: [2014-09-02 08:16:21] I need to eat some and get some sleep. I'll tty'all later ;-) Take care!
[03:24:50] <crutchy> ~last xlefay
[03:24:47] <JamesNZ> TMI.
[03:23:55] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3upper deck: v. The leaving of fecal matter in the tank of ones toilet, turning the water brown. Primarily done as revenge or a drunken practical joke, but sometimes in an emergency when the bowl is clogged. n. Th...
[03:23:53] <Ethanol-fueled> ~define upper deck
[03:23:45] <crutchy> xlefay has one in his kitchen
[03:23:39] <Ethanol-fueled> define upper deck
[03:23:19] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3dutch oven: The act of trapping a person under bed covers after releasing vile ass fumes
[03:23:17] <Ethanol-fueled> ~define dutch oven
[03:23:14] <exec> fraft: unable to find definition
[03:22:59] <crutchy> ~define fraft
[03:22:54] <crutchy> hmm
[03:22:27] <crutchy> oh damn dude. not too graphic
[03:22:15] <Ethanol-fueled> or hydrogen sulfide
[03:22:10] <Ethanol-fueled> no, an egger is one of those pants-ghost that smell like sulphur
[03:21:54] <JamesNZ> Repressurization I bet.
[03:21:50] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3Eggers: 1) An antagonist. One whom often steals golf carts, golf clubs, and random cans of soda. 2) A member of the suck-pod POD-6. 3) A firm beliver that there is no pro-shop in Sealab. Even though there is...
[03:21:48] <crutchy> ~define egger
[03:21:39] <Ethanol-fueled> Nothing is worse than an egger
[03:21:38] <SpallsHurgenson> another case against pants
[03:21:31] <crutchy> frafts?
[03:21:29] <Ethanol-fueled> eggers?
[03:21:17] <crutchy> i have backfrafts in my pants occasionally
[03:21:04] <crutchy> lol or a backdraft
[03:20:50] <crutchy> or was it a backburn
[03:20:30] <crutchy> eth already had a burn off :p
[03:20:14] <Ethanol-fueled> an itch like fyre.
[03:20:11] <SpallsHurgenson> there's a cream for that
[03:20:08] <chromas> oh, THAT kind of lawn
[03:20:07] <Ethanol-fueled> crabs will cause that
[03:19:58] <chromas> is there a chance of fire in your pants?
[03:19:30] <crutchy> front lawn needs a mow but not too bad. and its much smaller than back yard
[03:19:12] <crutchy> at least my back lawn in mowed
[03:19:02] <crutchy> lol
[03:18:56] <SpallsHurgenson> it's everybody's national duty to go outside and piss on the underbrush. Only you can prevent forest fires!
[03:18:21] <SpallsHurgenson> what does barbecue koala taste like?
[03:18:15] <crutchy> :/
[03:17:45] <crutchy> that's like a big fucking billboard to the fucking arsonists
[03:17:25] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Overnight fire danger extreme in Victoria
[03:17:23] <crutchy> http://www.skynews.com.au
[03:17:22] <crutchy> feck
[03:13:36] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled, dirty bombs are likely the ones to watch out for
[03:09:57] * SpallsHurgenson even considers a nice kvetch :)
[03:09:42] <Ethanol-fueled> Good luck getting weapons-grade plutonium.
[03:08:54] <SpallsHurgenson> <mutter mutter moan moan bitch bitch bitch> :)
[03:08:13] <SpallsHurgenson> also, a guide to atomic bombs sort of implies more than just the two :)
[03:07:25] <crutchy> just an observation
[03:07:24] <SpallsHurgenson> I am :)
[03:07:16] <crutchy> yeah i'm not really complaining
[03:06:47] <SpallsHurgenson> I mean, nice pics but could've used more content
[03:06:32] <SpallsHurgenson> yeah, and then it just sort of ends once L-11 is loaded
[03:05:37] <crutchy> first half of TFA is about fat man and then all of a sudden the photos are of little boy
[02:59:31] <SpallsHurgenson> corn on the cob is worse :)
[02:59:24] <crutchy> that's why gawd invented tooth brushes
[02:59:24] <Konomi> anything that can get stuck in your teeth is the bad
[02:59:07] <Konomi> anyway steaks = tooth decay cause small bits get stuck in your teeth
[02:58:52] <crutchy> none of us are politicians so it might be a stretch
[02:58:30] <SpallsHurgenson> <drooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeee>
[02:58:24] <Konomi> I guess there's a few who might qualify
[02:58:10] <crutchy> there's drones in your chat window
[02:57:54] * Konomi looks for drones out her window
[02:57:42] <SpallsHurgenson> great, now we have two bots interested in nuclear weapons
[02:57:42] <Konomi> kay
[02:57:26] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03SN article: An Illustrated Guide to the Atomic Bombs 04(0 comments) ( http://soylentnews.org )
[02:57:25] <crutchy> [SoylentNews] - Soylent News has been shut down - http://sylnt.us - the NSA loves you
[02:57:03] <crutchy> bender's next headline:
[02:56:58] <crutchy> hehe
[02:56:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - An Illustrated Guide to the Atomic Bombs - http://sylnt.us - yours-sincerely
[02:56:21] <crutchy> lucky i'm not using a unix system
[02:55:39] <crutchy> i'll worry about that if i click shutdown and i get "ahahah you didn't say the magic word'
[02:55:38] <Konomi> steaks there's a recipie for tooth decay
[02:54:19] <SpallsHurgenson> they might see it as attempted murder and go Skynet on you
[02:54:15] <Ethanol-fueled> The carcinogenic but delicious stench of the sear on the meat.
[02:54:01] <SpallsHurgenson> no! never turn off the computers!
[02:53:59] <Ethanol-fueled> dripping with bloody juices, tender and bright red in the middle.
[02:53:47] <Ethanol-fueled> Big, bloody steaks.
[02:53:29] <crutchy> might end up shutting down some puters later
[02:53:14] <SpallsHurgenson> fire up the BBQ; you may roast, but burnt flesh is worth a bit of burnt flesh!
[02:52:48] <crutchy> i found a packet of chicken thins in the pantry
[02:52:40] <JamesNZ> Rabbit food FTW!
[02:52:27] <Konomi> go vegie mode
[02:52:18] * crutchy is trying tp resist cooking and heating up the house
[02:52:14] <Konomi> ;p
[02:52:10] * Konomi notes down
[02:52:10] <SpallsHurgenson> I lived in a parallel universe once. really hard to meet up with people there
[02:52:06] <Konomi> he owns pants!?
[02:51:58] <crutchy> oops
[02:51:49] <JamesNZ> crutchy: Psst! You forgot to put your pants back on!
[02:51:42] -!- FunPika has quit [Quit: Leaving]
[02:50:52] <crutchy> she prefers integers :S
[02:50:43] <Konomi> have to be a very odd parellel universe
[02:50:30] <Konomi> even if you were gender bending you're not my type
[02:49:07] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm here to drink and rock and roll!
[02:49:01] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm not here to indulge your gender-bending fantasies.
[02:47:58] <Konomi> dudes don't generally cut it for me ~
[02:47:50] * crutchy runs away
[02:47:44] <crutchy> careful eth you might start turning Konomi on :p
[02:46:59] <Konomi> self made man reverse implosion into existence
[02:45:04] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm going to do everything myself and just submit that work as my groupwork.
[02:44:48] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm just not going to depend on any of those losers.
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[02:44:23] <JamesNZ> Fun :P
[02:44:02] <Ethanol-fueled> And worst of all, for Internet programming.
[02:43:54] <Ethanol-fueled> I got lucky and was allowed to work alone the previous semester, but now I'm in a group.
[02:43:33] <Ethanol-fueled> And the worst part is that they put me in a group with a lazy slacker who doesn't do shit.
[02:43:00] <Ethanol-fueled> groupwork sucks. Whiny overachievers (mostly Asians), lazy slackers, a bunch of wasted effort kludging errybody's shit together.
[02:43:00] <Bender> karma - groups: -1
[02:43:00] <chromas> groups--
[02:42:31] <Ethanol-fueled> Dammit, I got put into a group for next semester
[02:40:23] <chromas> /2
[02:40:17] <SedNotABot> <chromas> oh yaah, pass --drop-down as a paremeter
[02:40:17] <chromas> s/e/a/
[02:40:08] <chromas> oh yeah, pass --drop-down as a paremeter
[02:39:22] <crutchy> heh. looks like its just called 'xfce terminal emulator'
[02:39:20] <chromas> gtk
[02:39:19] <chromas> >:)
[02:39:15] <chromas> same thing
[02:38:53] <crutchy> i'm using xfce
[02:38:39] <crutchy> need a terminal emulator that prints individual characters with the teletype sounds like on the movies
[02:38:35] <chromas> for guhnome
[02:38:26] <chromas> crutchy: for you it would be guake
[02:37:24] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3yakuake: Yakuake (YaKuake) is a KDE terminal emulator. Its design was inspired from consoles in computer games such as Quake which slide down from the top of the screen when a key is pressed, and slide back up...
[02:37:24] <JamesNZ> Hmm, that would be cool.
[02:37:23] <crutchy> ~define yakuake
[02:37:10] <chromas> would be nice to have it pop up from the bottom though
[02:36:55] <Bender> karma - yakuake: 2
[02:36:55] <JamesNZ> yakuake++ # Seriously awesome.
[02:36:34] <Bender> karma - empty_coffee_mug: -1
[02:36:34] <crutchy> empty_coffee_mug--
[02:36:21] <Bender> karma - tea: 346
[02:36:21] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[02:36:20] <Bender> karma - tea: 345
[02:36:20] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[02:36:09] <Bender> karma - pants: -1
[02:36:09] <Ethanol-fueled> pants--
[02:35:56] <Bender> karma - pants: 0
[02:35:56] <JamesNZ> pants++
[02:35:38] <crutchy> must be warming up where konomi is
[02:35:06] * crutchy removes pants
[02:34:59] <JamesNZ> Yummy.
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[02:34:29] <crutchy> doh
[02:34:26] * exec brazenly postulates a wad of pancakes towards JamesNZ
[02:34:25] <crutchy> ~gday JamesNZ
[02:32:13] * aqu4 gives SpallsHurgenson a cold can of beer
[02:32:13] <JamesNZ> $beer SpallsHurgenson
[02:31:08] <SpallsHurgenson> mmm, smells like home :)
[02:29:55] * JamesNZ tosses stinkbombs everywhere
[02:29:35] <JamesNZ> crutchy: Sucks to be you :P
[02:29:19] <crutchy> poor hawaii... they gotta put up with time after its already been over china, europe and mainland US
[02:28:00] <crutchy> yo JamesNZ. hope you not stinking up 2015 too much for the rest of us :p
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[02:18:01] <Bender> karma - telnet: 1
[02:18:01] <crutchy> telnet++ # web 2015
[02:16:19] <crutchy> looks like one near me is under control at least
[02:15:05] <crutchy> damn. apparently the firelighter crazies are out already :(
[02:15:02] <SpallsHurgenson> see, this just highlights why nntp will ultimately win out :) :)
[02:14:37] <Konomi> needs moar web 2 point ooooooooo
[02:13:11] <chromas> sites that use javascript to fill in the content
[02:11:41] <Ethanol-fueled> It's infuriating how much of page load time is just crap
[02:09:25] <SpallsHurgenson> bah, view it in scrolling 1s and 0s, matrix style :)
[02:08:42] * crutchy prefers viewing webpages in their raw unadulterated html form
[02:07:55] <crutchy> its prolly communicating with planet zorg to make sure you have permission to view it
[02:07:28] <Konomi> or an abstraction of it
[02:07:24] <Konomi> is it really processing the page
[02:07:19] <Konomi> chromium optimises so much of a web page
[02:07:19] <Ethanol-fueled> stolen bottles of liquor going "thumpa-wumpa" around your knees as you fled the store in haste.
[02:07:15] <crutchy> did it hurt?
[02:07:10] <Konomi> I just hada thought
[02:07:04] <crutchy> now i'm a grumpy old fart pants are overrated
[02:06:55] <Ethanol-fueled> especially for doing beer-runs...all those pockets
[02:06:46] <SpallsHurgenson> pants, yeah, I remember wearing pants
[02:06:44] <Ethanol-fueled> that's a pragmatic choice.
[02:06:18] <crutchy> when i was young i preferred plain cargo pants and plain dark tshirts
[02:05:32] <crutchy> i remember billabong skivvies too, but i think that was more 90's than 80's
[02:04:54] <Ethanol-fueled> Now we have shite like Tapout
[02:04:07] <Ethanol-fueled> at least $60 for Jeans, at least $50 for a plaid button-shirt.
[02:03:44] <Ethanol-fueled> Billabong and Quicksilver are still two of my favorite brands...just so overpriced now.
[02:03:26] <Ethanol-fueled> No Fear
[02:03:19] <Ethanol-fueled> rasta colors
[02:03:13] <Ethanol-fueled> mossimo - before it became k-mart krap.
[02:03:05] <Ethanol-fueled> missimo
[02:03:01] <Ethanol-fueled> stussy
[02:02:21] <crutchy> hehe. i remember the stussy S from high school (mid-90's)
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[01:48:09] <SpallsHurgenson> well, cocaine was cheap and plentiful
[01:47:41] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03The 80 Greatest '80s Fashion Trends | Complex
[01:47:40] <SpallsHurgenson> good god... we wore this stuff http://www.complex.com
[01:41:45] <crutchy> ethanol's chick might go more for something like this: http://upload.wikimedia.org
[01:41:21] <SpallsHurgenson> best driven while wearing pastels :)
[01:40:15] <SpallsHurgenson> bah, this is what the ladies go for: http://cartype.com :)
[01:39:55] <crutchy> for pinto is ok. you just need a bull bar... on the back
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[01:37:12] <crutchy> http://liveimages.carsales.com.au
[01:36:44] <crutchy> 2001 touring
[01:36:34] <crutchy> its a model from the period when camrys actually looked half decent
[01:36:15] <SpallsHurgenson> anyway, that's my plan for my Ford Pinto :) :) :)
[01:35:59] <ciri> hehehe
[01:35:59] <crutchy> lol
[01:35:51] <SpallsHurgenson> but just wait long enough and that camry will be considered an antique and a classic, and then all the ladies will be chasing after you :)
[01:35:49] <crutchy> the one thing that i think has helped is that i'm religious about putting premium fuel in it
[01:35:24] <crutchy> i've heard of some engines going over half a million kms, but i'd be a bit worried if i was driving a car with that many k's on the clock
[01:34:43] <SpallsHurgenson> most cars can keep driving indefinitely... its just the cost to keep 'em on the road keeps getting higher and higher as they age
[01:33:43] <crutchy> its looking well loved, but if i thought it would keep going forever i'd keep driving it cos its a nice car
[01:33:03] <SpallsHurgenson> well of course; the filed-off serial number is a dead giveaway
[01:32:39] <crutchy> he told me not to bring my car in for trade-in
[01:32:11] <ciri> hahaha
[01:32:10] <crutchy> lol summin like that
[01:32:02] <SpallsHurgenson> ah, he steals cars for you :)
[01:31:41] <crutchy> luckily my brother works at a toyota dealer :D
[01:31:17] <crutchy> doesn't owe me a cent
[01:30:47] <crutchy> still a nice car but it has over 350,000 km's on it
[01:30:41] <SpallsHurgenson> fiestas are by nature funnier cars than camrys
[01:29:52] <Konomi> be the perfect song to be chased by with a fiesta
[01:29:50] <crutchy> family sized boot
[01:29:38] <crutchy> nah its an old toyota camry
[01:29:37] <Konomi> venga boys I think
[01:29:33] <Konomi> while I chase himw ith it
[01:29:30] <Konomi> that group
[01:29:25] <Konomi> has to play
[01:29:07] * SpallsHurgenson imagines crutchy's IRC computer running in the back of a Ford Fiesta
[01:28:19] <crutchy> yes i can see that
[01:28:09] <crutchy> lol
[01:28:07] <Konomi> depends on my mood
[01:28:03] <Konomi> or run you over \o/
[01:27:35] <crutchy> if i gave you access to my bot you'd prolly use it to take my car for a spin
[01:27:06] * Konomi offers exec some sweet 0s and 1s?
[01:27:01] <crutchy> cookies!
[01:26:53] <SpallsHurgenson> try bribery
[01:26:20] <Konomi> doesn't like me ;p
[01:26:15] <Konomi> ~eval ls ../pwd
[01:23:33] <exec> ls: cannot access fart: No such file or directory
[01:23:32] <crutchy> ~eval ls fart
[01:23:09] <Konomi> does it show when a command errors?
[01:22:50] <crutchy> hmm dunno wtf server is
[01:22:11] <Konomi> dir is just an alias in linux
[01:22:06] <chromas> not when piping
[01:22:04] <crutchy> or is that dir
[01:21:51] <crutchy> i thought ls put everything on a single line?
[01:21:49] <chromas> ~eval pwd
[01:21:39] <Konomi> ~eval ls ../../pwd
[01:21:31] <Konomi> erm...
[01:21:29] <chromas> a file for each?
[01:21:16] <exec> wiki.bot
[01:21:15] <exec> server
[01:21:15] <exec> gh_tok
[01:21:14] <exec> exec_key
[01:21:14] <exec> _exec
[01:21:14] <exec> exec
[01:21:14] <exec> crutchy
[01:21:14] <exec> civ_test_player
[01:21:13] <crutchy> ~eval ls ../pwd
[01:21:08] <Ethanol-fueled> Hmm, I guess that last attempt was the proper attempt.
[01:20:46] <chromas> ~eval cat ~/pwd
[01:20:39] * Ethanol-fueled considered posting the password to his Slashdot account in a Slashdot forum and letting errybody go apeshit with it.
[01:20:30] <Konomi> when I was like 13
[01:20:28] <Konomi> I think I did that
[01:20:09] <crutchy> security by obviousness :D
[01:19:58] <Konomi> ...
[01:19:53] <crutchy> i put my passwords in little text files in a pwd directory :p
[01:19:40] <Bender> karma - heart_surgery_while_drunk: -1
[01:19:40] <Konomi> heart_surgery_while_drunk--
[01:19:22] <Bender> karma - composing_passwords_while_drunk: -1
[01:19:22] <Ethanol-fueled> composing_passwords_while_drunk--
[01:19:08] <Konomi> need moar 30c3 videos ;_;
[01:19:06] <chromas> it didn't tell you?
[01:19:04] <crutchy> you'll know in about 30 sec
[01:19:04] <Ethanol-fueled> or gonna turn into a soyguest pretty soon.
[01:18:55] <Ethanol-fueled> i hope i got my password right
[01:18:47] <crutchy> wb
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[01:18:12] <crutchy> does eating coloured popcorn make me sound smrter?
[01:18:01] <SpallsHurgenson> !nograb
[01:18:01] <SpallsHurgenson> always was more of a pudding person
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[01:17:42] * chromas jiggles juggs gelatin
[01:17:40] <Ethanol-fueled_> hold on, maybe I can remember it...
[01:17:28] <Ethanol-fueled_> as you may have noticed, I have forgotten my password.
[01:17:22] <SpallsHurgenson> I haven't had jello in years
[01:17:18] <Ethanol-fueled_> um, crutchy, here's a technical question.
[01:17:14] <Konomi> pft
[01:17:13] <Konomi> jello*
[01:17:06] * Ethanol-fueled_ ate a steak quesadilla for dinner
[01:16:48] <Konomi> SpallsHurgenson: green jelly/gello slice
[01:16:40] <crutchy> i'm not sure it was bad either. more of an omg facepalm, amirite?
[01:16:38] * SpallsHurgenson considers what to eat for dinner
[01:16:29] <Ethanol-fueled_> talk about somethig technical.
[01:16:14] <Ethanol-fueled_> Well, then let's change the subject.
[01:15:51] <crutchy> i think that was at the jewish thing
[01:15:42] <Ethanol-fueled_> If they laugh rather than get mad, then they're for you.
[01:15:34] <Ethanol-fueled_> As much as you may hate the B**** M***** it is a good litmus test for significant others.
[01:14:32] * Konomi face palms
[01:14:31] <Ethanol-fueled_> And the best part is, she laughed at the Brown Menace.
[01:14:17] <Ethanol-fueled_> She's of Jewish descent and was the first Jew to give me a positive impression, so I'm no longer an anti-semite.
[01:14:06] <crutchy> noice
[01:14:00] <Ethanol-fueled_> We talked about star wars, star trek, Dr. Who, and some other things we had in common.
[01:13:32] <Ethanol-fueled_> chromas, she didn't care about my coding skills. She was more concerned with my being able to discuss sci-fy with her.
[01:13:31] <crutchy> chromas, even better... he showed her his python
[01:13:03] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled_: a nerd? Did you tell her about your waxing Python skillz?
[01:12:55] <Konomi> that last sentence...
[01:12:34] <crutchy> ah
[01:12:30] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3tweeker: A methamphetamine user. Tweekers are known for their extreme paranoia, flagrant dishonesty, and lack of non-tweeker friends. A tweeker will steal your stuff and then help you look for it.
[01:12:29] <crutchy> ~define tweeker
[01:11:51] <Ethanol-fueled_> But he's cute and funny and edgy and students like him.
[01:11:36] <Ethanol-fueled_> I'm pretty sure my dad didn't have it.
[01:10:57] <Konomi> mmn out of context
[01:10:56] <crutchy> like father like son
[01:10:44] <Bender> Added quote 333
[01:10:44] <Konomi> !grab Ethanol-fueled_
[01:10:32] <Ethanol-fueled_> Plus, she had my dad as a high-school teacher, so I was already in!
[01:10:19] <Ethanol-fueled_> because she's a nerd stuck in a hell-hole with tweekers and crackheads and doesn't meet many men she likes.
[01:10:00] <Ethanol-fueled_> she hadn't been with a man in six months.
[01:09:42] <Konomi> ciri needs a purge
[01:09:41] <Ethanol-fueled_> crutchy, not just one soggie bickie, but six and two of them are c***** with b****.
[01:09:27] <SpallsHurgenson> ciri needs an ozzie-to-english translator
[01:08:53] <Konomi> on a roll
[01:08:49] <Ethanol-fueled_> HAHAHHA
[01:08:44] <Bender> Added quote 332
[01:08:44] <Ethanol-fueled_> !grab crutchy
[01:08:30] <crutchy> i dunno if my stomach can cope with little johnny's soggy bickie
[01:08:04] * Konomi hands crutchy a towel
[01:07:44] <Ethanol-fueled_> meet me in ## for a bit
[01:07:36] <Ethanol-fueled_> ## doesn't log anymore but if you go in there and say what's up I'll post the link and give you the story.
[01:07:33] <crutchy> is that like mars bar party?
[01:07:20] <Konomi> do not google that
[01:07:15] <Konomi> inb4 it's all lemon party pictures
[01:07:04] <crutchy> :p
[01:07:03] <crutchy> um. no dude
[01:06:56] <Ethanol-fueled_> hey crutchy, did you get my picture in ##?
[01:06:53] <Bender> Quote 331 - <crutchy> when my sister in law came down from brisbane she said she prefers humid head
[01:06:53] <Konomi> !quote 331
[01:06:45] <crutchy> aye focker!
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[01:06:28] <Konomi> ;p
[01:06:27] * Konomi high fives SpallsHurgenson
[01:06:15] <Konomi> so owned
[01:06:13] <SpallsHurgenson> the typo made it funny :)
[01:06:12] <ciri> HAHAHAHA
[01:06:10] <crutchy> lol
[01:06:09] <crutchy> oops
[01:06:08] <crutchy> :/
[01:05:59] <Bender> Added quote 331
[01:05:59] <SpallsHurgenson> !grab crutchy
[01:05:45] <crutchy> when my sister in law came down from brisbane she said she prefers humid head
[01:05:37] <SpallsHurgenson> or so I've been told. I don't remember it being warm. also, a polar bear just bit off my foot.
[01:05:21] <Konomi> I prefer the humidity
[01:05:11] <Konomi> floods are pretty uncommon here
[01:05:07] <SpallsHurgenson> dry heat is better than heat with high humidity... at least sweating works :)
[01:04:59] <crutchy> hope you don't get flood
[01:04:57] <Konomi> our rain is normally spring and well gone by december
[01:04:54] * chromas blames obama
[01:04:53] <crutchy> not sure exactly where you are but i read about some places in central being either in drought or flooded
[01:04:41] <Konomi> I'm in the mallee area
[01:04:36] <Konomi> it's like we moved to the tropics
[01:04:28] <Konomi> and it's very out of place
[01:04:25] <Konomi> it's been raining a lot here
[01:03:33] <crutchy> go outside and it feels like walking into an oven
[01:02:58] <crutchy> we get mostly dry hot days (prolly you do too)
[01:02:53] <SpallsHurgenson> australia is stealing all our warmth. time to invade!
[01:02:40] <crutchy> oh
[01:02:35] <Konomi> but all the hot days coming up have rain predicted
[01:02:29] <Konomi> generally it's dry here
[01:02:27] <crutchy> i remember we used to get more thunderstorms when i was a kid
[01:02:26] <Konomi> and we're getting a lot of abnormal rain
[01:02:18] <Konomi> where I live is much closer to central AU
[01:02:08] <crutchy> i dunno
[01:01:51] <Konomi> has summer always had lots of rain for your area?
[01:01:44] * SpallsHurgenson has vague memories of seeing liquid water outside
[01:01:44] <Konomi> btw crutchy
[01:01:37] <crutchy> its ok we have our nice protective blanket of smog :p
[01:01:07] <Konomi> tomorrow you get owned though \o/
[01:00:59] <Konomi> lucky that's not too bad xD
[00:59:29] <crutchy> power station city :p
[00:59:11] <crutchy> traralgon
[00:59:02] <crutchy> tonight might be a bit uncomfortable. at midnight tonight its predeicted 20 C
[00:58:41] <Konomi> where is that crutchy ;p
[00:57:44] <crutchy> chromas, its only supposed to get to 36 C here today
[00:57:17] <Konomi> shame they stopped making vidoes
[00:56:35] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Puppet Government: Global Warming - YouTube
[00:56:35] <Konomi> https://www.youtube.com
[00:56:33] <Konomi> which reminds me \o/
[00:56:08] <Konomi> it's okay I still don't beleive in climate change /s
[00:55:46] <chromas> you only get one?
[00:55:45] <SpallsHurgenson> all right, please calculate the enthalpy of your local region :)
[00:55:24] <crutchy> i think my 40+ day is supposed to be tomorrow, but the weatherman is notorious for getting things wrong
[00:54:01] <crutchy> temperature pfft. enthalpy++
[00:53:25] * SpallsHurgenson only recognizes obsolete temperature scales, please use Wedgeood in future :)
[00:52:39] <Konomi> so 107.6 F for that
[00:52:36] <Konomi> the max is going to be 42 ish
[00:51:58] <SpallsHurgenson> okay smart guy, then what's that in Delisle? :)
[00:51:12] <crutchy> ciri?
[00:51:07] <crutchy> !convert 40C R
[00:50:38] <SpallsHurgenson> Celcius? what's that in Rankine? :)
[00:48:25] <Konomi> waiting to endure my 40 celcius plus day ;p
[00:48:01] <SpallsHurgenson> I spent most of today - after the requisite raw egg and worcestshire sauce - straightening up this room. it's nice not to be tripping over computer parts for once :)
[00:47:39] * crutchy hides
[00:47:30] <crutchy> that's code for online flirting :p
[00:45:12] <Konomi> generally it's dev' or helping someone debug a debian issue
[00:45:02] <Konomi> I don't pay much attention to it socially
[00:44:47] <SpallsHurgenson> you frequent IRC, how can you forget some people are single? :)
[00:44:22] <Konomi> my bad \o/
[00:44:08] <Konomi> i forgot some people are single
[00:44:03] <Konomi> oh right
[00:44:02] <chromas> pink and red candies
[00:43:56] <SpallsHurgenson> it depends on which way time's arrow points for you
[00:43:52] <chromas> what's the difference?
[00:43:32] <Konomi> doesn't easter come before it?
[00:43:19] <SpallsHurgenson> XMas is done, News Years is done... now to start getting ready for Valentines DAy
[00:42:53] <ciri> HEHEHEHE
[00:42:52] <crutchy> lol
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[00:33:42] <Ethanol-fueled_> Original content - the aftermath of the hotel stay with my lady friend.
[00:33:27] <Ethanol-fueled_> I left an NSFW surprise for you in ##
[00:33:18] <Ethanol-fueled_> Hey fellas.
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[00:24:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Creators of PGP and LavaBit Want to do For E-mail What SSH did for Telnet Sessions - http://sylnt.us - every-cloud-has-a-silver-lining