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[00:24:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Creators of PGP and LavaBit Want to do For E-mail What SSH did for Telnet Sessions - http://sylnt.us - every-cloud-has-a-silver-lining
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[00:33:18] <Ethanol-fueled_> Hey fellas.
[00:33:27] <Ethanol-fueled_> I left an NSFW surprise for you in ##
[00:33:42] <Ethanol-fueled_> Original content - the aftermath of the hotel stay with my lady friend.
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[00:42:52] <crutchy> lol
[00:42:53] <ciri> HEHEHEHE
[00:43:19] <SpallsHurgenson> XMas is done, News Years is done... now to start getting ready for Valentines DAy
[00:43:32] <Konomi> doesn't easter come before it?
[00:43:52] <chromas> what's the difference?
[00:43:56] <SpallsHurgenson> it depends on which way time's arrow points for you
[00:44:02] <chromas> pink and red candies
[00:44:03] <Konomi> oh right
[00:44:08] <Konomi> i forgot some people are single
[00:44:22] <Konomi> my bad \o/
[00:44:47] <SpallsHurgenson> you frequent IRC, how can you forget some people are single? :)
[00:45:02] <Konomi> I don't pay much attention to it socially
[00:45:12] <Konomi> generally it's dev' or helping someone debug a debian issue
[00:47:30] <crutchy> that's code for online flirting :p
[00:47:39] * crutchy hides
[00:48:01] <SpallsHurgenson> I spent most of today - after the requisite raw egg and worcestshire sauce - straightening up this room. it's nice not to be tripping over computer parts for once :)
[00:48:25] <Konomi> waiting to endure my 40 celcius plus day ;p
[00:50:38] <SpallsHurgenson> Celcius? what's that in Rankine? :)
[00:51:07] <crutchy> !convert 40C R
[00:51:12] <crutchy> ciri?
[00:51:58] <SpallsHurgenson> okay smart guy, then what's that in Delisle? :)
[00:52:36] <Konomi> the max is going to be 42 ish
[00:52:39] <Konomi> so 107.6 F for that
[00:53:25] * SpallsHurgenson only recognizes obsolete temperature scales, please use Wedgeood in future :)
[00:54:01] <crutchy> temperature pfft. enthalpy++
[00:55:24] <crutchy> i think my 40+ day is supposed to be tomorrow, but the weatherman is notorious for getting things wrong
[00:55:45] <SpallsHurgenson> all right, please calculate the enthalpy of your local region :)
[00:55:46] <chromas> you only get one?
[00:56:08] <Konomi> it's okay I still don't beleive in climate change /s
[00:56:33] <Konomi> which reminds me \o/
[00:56:35] <Konomi> https://www.youtube.com
[00:56:35] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Puppet Government: Global Warming - YouTube
[00:57:17] <Konomi> shame they stopped making vidoes
[00:57:44] <crutchy> chromas, its only supposed to get to 36 C here today
[00:58:41] <Konomi> where is that crutchy ;p
[00:59:02] <crutchy> tonight might be a bit uncomfortable. at midnight tonight its predeicted 20 C
[00:59:11] <crutchy> traralgon
[00:59:29] <crutchy> power station city :p
[01:00:59] <Konomi> lucky that's not too bad xD
[01:01:07] <Konomi> tomorrow you get owned though \o/
[01:01:37] <crutchy> its ok we have our nice protective blanket of smog :p
[01:01:44] <Konomi> btw crutchy
[01:01:44] * SpallsHurgenson has vague memories of seeing liquid water outside
[01:01:51] <Konomi> has summer always had lots of rain for your area?
[01:02:08] <crutchy> i dunno
[01:02:18] <Konomi> where I live is much closer to central AU
[01:02:26] <Konomi> and we're getting a lot of abnormal rain
[01:02:27] <crutchy> i remember we used to get more thunderstorms when i was a kid
[01:02:29] <Konomi> generally it's dry here
[01:02:35] <Konomi> but all the hot days coming up have rain predicted
[01:02:40] <crutchy> oh
[01:02:53] <SpallsHurgenson> australia is stealing all our warmth. time to invade!
[01:02:58] <crutchy> we get mostly dry hot days (prolly you do too)
[01:03:33] <crutchy> go outside and it feels like walking into an oven
[01:04:25] <Konomi> it's been raining a lot here
[01:04:28] <Konomi> and it's very out of place
[01:04:36] <Konomi> it's like we moved to the tropics
[01:04:41] <Konomi> I'm in the mallee area
[01:04:53] <crutchy> not sure exactly where you are but i read about some places in central being either in drought or flooded
[01:04:54] * chromas blames obama
[01:04:57] <Konomi> our rain is normally spring and well gone by december
[01:04:59] <crutchy> hope you don't get flood
[01:05:07] <SpallsHurgenson> dry heat is better than heat with high humidity... at least sweating works :)
[01:05:11] <Konomi> floods are pretty uncommon here
[01:05:21] <Konomi> I prefer the humidity
[01:05:37] <SpallsHurgenson> or so I've been told. I don't remember it being warm. also, a polar bear just bit off my foot.
[01:05:45] <crutchy> when my sister in law came down from brisbane she said she prefers humid head
[01:05:59] <SpallsHurgenson> !grab crutchy
[01:05:59] <Bender> Added quote 331
[01:06:08] <crutchy> :/
[01:06:09] <crutchy> oops
[01:06:10] <crutchy> lol
[01:06:12] <ciri> HAHAHAHA
[01:06:13] <SpallsHurgenson> the typo made it funny :)
[01:06:15] <Konomi> so owned
[01:06:27] * Konomi high fives SpallsHurgenson
[01:06:28] <Konomi> ;p
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[01:06:45] <crutchy> aye focker!
[01:06:53] <Konomi> !quote 331
[01:06:53] <Bender> Quote 331 - <crutchy> when my sister in law came down from brisbane she said she prefers humid head
[01:06:56] <Ethanol-fueled_> hey crutchy, did you get my picture in ##?
[01:07:03] <crutchy> um. no dude
[01:07:04] <crutchy> :p
[01:07:15] <Konomi> inb4 it's all lemon party pictures
[01:07:20] <Konomi> do not google that
[01:07:33] <crutchy> is that like mars bar party?
[01:07:36] <Ethanol-fueled_> ## doesn't log anymore but if you go in there and say what's up I'll post the link and give you the story.
[01:07:44] <Ethanol-fueled_> meet me in ## for a bit
[01:08:04] * Konomi hands crutchy a towel
[01:08:30] <crutchy> i dunno if my stomach can cope with little johnny's soggy bickie
[01:08:44] <Ethanol-fueled_> !grab crutchy
[01:08:44] <Bender> Added quote 332
[01:08:49] <Ethanol-fueled_> HAHAHHA
[01:08:53] <Konomi> on a roll
[01:09:27] <SpallsHurgenson> ciri needs an ozzie-to-english translator
[01:09:41] <Ethanol-fueled_> crutchy, not just one soggie bickie, but six and two of them are c***** with b****.
[01:09:42] <Konomi> ciri needs a purge
[01:10:00] <Ethanol-fueled_> she hadn't been with a man in six months.
[01:10:19] <Ethanol-fueled_> because she's a nerd stuck in a hell-hole with tweekers and crackheads and doesn't meet many men she likes.
[01:10:32] <Ethanol-fueled_> Plus, she had my dad as a high-school teacher, so I was already in!
[01:10:44] <Konomi> !grab Ethanol-fueled_
[01:10:44] <Bender> Added quote 333
[01:10:56] <crutchy> like father like son
[01:10:57] <Konomi> mmn out of context
[01:11:36] <Ethanol-fueled_> I'm pretty sure my dad didn't have it.
[01:11:51] <Ethanol-fueled_> But he's cute and funny and edgy and students like him.
[01:12:29] <crutchy> ~define tweeker
[01:12:30] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3tweeker: A methamphetamine user. Tweekers are known for their extreme paranoia, flagrant dishonesty, and lack of non-tweeker friends. A tweeker will steal your stuff and then help you look for it.
[01:12:34] <crutchy> ah
[01:12:55] <Konomi> that last sentence...
[01:13:03] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled_: a nerd? Did you tell her about your waxing Python skillz?
[01:13:31] <crutchy> chromas, even better... he showed her his python
[01:13:32] <Ethanol-fueled_> chromas, she didn't care about my coding skills. She was more concerned with my being able to discuss sci-fy with her.
[01:14:00] <Ethanol-fueled_> We talked about star wars, star trek, Dr. Who, and some other things we had in common.
[01:14:06] <crutchy> noice
[01:14:17] <Ethanol-fueled_> She's of Jewish descent and was the first Jew to give me a positive impression, so I'm no longer an anti-semite.
[01:14:31] <Ethanol-fueled_> And the best part is, she laughed at the Brown Menace.
[01:14:32] * Konomi face palms
[01:15:34] <Ethanol-fueled_> As much as you may hate the B**** M***** it is a good litmus test for significant others.
[01:15:42] <Ethanol-fueled_> If they laugh rather than get mad, then they're for you.
[01:15:51] <crutchy> i think that was at the jewish thing
[01:16:14] <Ethanol-fueled_> Well, then let's change the subject.
[01:16:29] <Ethanol-fueled_> talk about somethig technical.
[01:16:38] * SpallsHurgenson considers what to eat for dinner
[01:16:40] <crutchy> i'm not sure it was bad either. more of an omg facepalm, amirite?
[01:16:48] <Konomi> SpallsHurgenson: green jelly/gello slice
[01:17:06] * Ethanol-fueled_ ate a steak quesadilla for dinner
[01:17:13] <Konomi> jello*
[01:17:14] <Konomi> pft
[01:17:18] <Ethanol-fueled_> um, crutchy, here's a technical question.
[01:17:22] <SpallsHurgenson> I haven't had jello in years
[01:17:28] <Ethanol-fueled_> as you may have noticed, I have forgotten my password.
[01:17:40] <Ethanol-fueled_> hold on, maybe I can remember it...
[01:17:42] * chromas jiggles juggs gelatin
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[01:18:01] <SpallsHurgenson> always was more of a pudding person
[01:18:01] <SpallsHurgenson> !nograb
[01:18:12] <crutchy> does eating coloured popcorn make me sound smrter?
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[01:18:47] <crutchy> wb
[01:18:55] <Ethanol-fueled> i hope i got my password right
[01:19:04] <Ethanol-fueled> or gonna turn into a soyguest pretty soon.
[01:19:04] <crutchy> you'll know in about 30 sec
[01:19:06] <chromas> it didn't tell you?
[01:19:08] <Konomi> need moar 30c3 videos ;_;
[01:19:22] <Ethanol-fueled> composing_passwords_while_drunk--
[01:19:22] <Bender> karma - composing_passwords_while_drunk: -1
[01:19:40] <Konomi> heart_surgery_while_drunk--
[01:19:40] <Bender> karma - heart_surgery_while_drunk: -1
[01:19:53] <crutchy> i put my passwords in little text files in a pwd directory :p
[01:19:58] <Konomi> ...
[01:20:09] <crutchy> security by obviousness :D
[01:20:28] <Konomi> I think I did that
[01:20:30] <Konomi> when I was like 13
[01:20:39] * Ethanol-fueled considered posting the password to his Slashdot account in a Slashdot forum and letting errybody go apeshit with it.
[01:20:46] <chromas> ~eval cat ~/pwd
[01:21:08] <Ethanol-fueled> Hmm, I guess that last attempt was the proper attempt.
[01:21:13] <crutchy> ~eval ls ../pwd
[01:21:14] <exec> civ_test_player
[01:21:14] <exec> crutchy
[01:21:14] <exec> exec
[01:21:14] <exec> _exec
[01:21:14] <exec> exec_key
[01:21:15] <exec> gh_tok
[01:21:15] <exec> server
[01:21:16] <exec> wiki.bot
[01:21:29] <chromas> a file for each?
[01:21:31] <Konomi> erm...
[01:21:39] <Konomi> ~eval ls ../../pwd
[01:21:49] <chromas> ~eval pwd
[01:21:51] <crutchy> i thought ls put everything on a single line?
[01:22:04] <crutchy> or is that dir
[01:22:06] <chromas> not when piping
[01:22:11] <Konomi> dir is just an alias in linux
[01:22:50] <crutchy> hmm dunno wtf server is
[01:23:09] <Konomi> does it show when a command errors?
[01:23:32] <crutchy> ~eval ls fart
[01:23:33] <exec> ls: cannot access fart: No such file or directory
[01:26:15] <Konomi> ~eval ls ../pwd
[01:26:20] <Konomi> doesn't like me ;p
[01:26:53] <SpallsHurgenson> try bribery
[01:27:01] <crutchy> cookies!
[01:27:06] * Konomi offers exec some sweet 0s and 1s?
[01:27:35] <crutchy> if i gave you access to my bot you'd prolly use it to take my car for a spin
[01:28:03] <Konomi> or run you over \o/
[01:28:07] <Konomi> depends on my mood
[01:28:09] <crutchy> lol
[01:28:19] <crutchy> yes i can see that
[01:29:07] * SpallsHurgenson imagines crutchy's IRC computer running in the back of a Ford Fiesta
[01:29:25] <Konomi> has to play
[01:29:30] <Konomi> that group
[01:29:33] <Konomi> while I chase himw ith it
[01:29:37] <Konomi> venga boys I think
[01:29:38] <crutchy> nah its an old toyota camry
[01:29:50] <crutchy> family sized boot
[01:29:52] <Konomi> be the perfect song to be chased by with a fiesta
[01:30:41] <SpallsHurgenson> fiestas are by nature funnier cars than camrys
[01:30:47] <crutchy> still a nice car but it has over 350,000 km's on it
[01:31:17] <crutchy> doesn't owe me a cent
[01:31:41] <crutchy> luckily my brother works at a toyota dealer :D
[01:32:02] <SpallsHurgenson> ah, he steals cars for you :)
[01:32:10] <crutchy> lol summin like that
[01:32:11] <ciri> hahaha
[01:32:39] <crutchy> he told me not to bring my car in for trade-in
[01:33:03] <SpallsHurgenson> well of course; the filed-off serial number is a dead giveaway
[01:33:43] <crutchy> its looking well loved, but if i thought it would keep going forever i'd keep driving it cos its a nice car
[01:34:43] <SpallsHurgenson> most cars can keep driving indefinitely... its just the cost to keep 'em on the road keeps getting higher and higher as they age
[01:35:24] <crutchy> i've heard of some engines going over half a million kms, but i'd be a bit worried if i was driving a car with that many k's on the clock
[01:35:49] <crutchy> the one thing that i think has helped is that i'm religious about putting premium fuel in it
[01:35:51] <SpallsHurgenson> but just wait long enough and that camry will be considered an antique and a classic, and then all the ladies will be chasing after you :)
[01:35:59] <crutchy> lol
[01:35:59] <ciri> hehehe
[01:36:15] <SpallsHurgenson> anyway, that's my plan for my Ford Pinto :) :) :)
[01:36:34] <crutchy> its a model from the period when camrys actually looked half decent
[01:36:44] <crutchy> 2001 touring
[01:37:12] <crutchy> http://liveimages.carsales.com.au
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[01:39:55] <crutchy> for pinto is ok. you just need a bull bar... on the back
[01:40:15] <SpallsHurgenson> bah, this is what the ladies go for: http://cartype.com :)
[01:41:21] <SpallsHurgenson> best driven while wearing pastels :)
[01:41:45] <crutchy> ethanol's chick might go more for something like this: http://upload.wikimedia.org
[01:47:40] <SpallsHurgenson> good god... we wore this stuff http://www.complex.com
[01:47:41] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03The 80 Greatest '80s Fashion Trends | Complex
[01:48:09] <SpallsHurgenson> well, cocaine was cheap and plentiful
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[02:02:21] <crutchy> hehe. i remember the stussy S from high school (mid-90's)
[02:03:01] <Ethanol-fueled> stussy
[02:03:05] <Ethanol-fueled> missimo
[02:03:13] <Ethanol-fueled> mossimo - before it became k-mart krap.
[02:03:19] <Ethanol-fueled> rasta colors
[02:03:26] <Ethanol-fueled> No Fear
[02:03:44] <Ethanol-fueled> Billabong and Quicksilver are still two of my favorite brands...just so overpriced now.
[02:04:07] <Ethanol-fueled> at least $60 for Jeans, at least $50 for a plaid button-shirt.
[02:04:54] <Ethanol-fueled> Now we have shite like Tapout
[02:05:32] <crutchy> i remember billabong skivvies too, but i think that was more 90's than 80's
[02:06:18] <crutchy> when i was young i preferred plain cargo pants and plain dark tshirts
[02:06:44] <Ethanol-fueled> that's a pragmatic choice.
[02:06:46] <SpallsHurgenson> pants, yeah, I remember wearing pants
[02:06:55] <Ethanol-fueled> especially for doing beer-runs...all those pockets
[02:07:04] <crutchy> now i'm a grumpy old fart pants are overrated
[02:07:10] <Konomi> I just hada thought
[02:07:15] <crutchy> did it hurt?
[02:07:19] <Ethanol-fueled> stolen bottles of liquor going "thumpa-wumpa" around your knees as you fled the store in haste.
[02:07:19] <Konomi> chromium optimises so much of a web page
[02:07:24] <Konomi> is it really processing the page
[02:07:28] <Konomi> or an abstraction of it
[02:07:55] <crutchy> its prolly communicating with planet zorg to make sure you have permission to view it
[02:08:42] * crutchy prefers viewing webpages in their raw unadulterated html form
[02:09:25] <SpallsHurgenson> bah, view it in scrolling 1s and 0s, matrix style :)
[02:11:41] <Ethanol-fueled> It's infuriating how much of page load time is just crap
[02:13:11] <chromas> sites that use javascript to fill in the content
[02:14:37] <Konomi> needs moar web 2 point ooooooooo
[02:15:02] <SpallsHurgenson> see, this just highlights why nntp will ultimately win out :) :)
[02:15:05] <crutchy> damn. apparently the firelighter crazies are out already :(
[02:16:19] <crutchy> looks like one near me is under control at least
[02:18:01] <crutchy> telnet++ # web 2015
[02:18:01] <Bender> karma - telnet: 1
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[02:28:00] <crutchy> yo JamesNZ. hope you not stinking up 2015 too much for the rest of us :p
[02:29:19] <crutchy> poor hawaii... they gotta put up with time after its already been over china, europe and mainland US
[02:29:35] <JamesNZ> crutchy: Sucks to be you :P
[02:29:55] * JamesNZ tosses stinkbombs everywhere
[02:31:08] <SpallsHurgenson> mmm, smells like home :)
[02:32:13] <JamesNZ> $beer SpallsHurgenson
[02:32:13] * aqu4 gives SpallsHurgenson a cold can of beer
[02:34:25] <crutchy> ~gday JamesNZ
[02:34:26] * exec brazenly postulates a wad of pancakes towards JamesNZ
[02:34:29] <crutchy> doh
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[02:34:59] <JamesNZ> Yummy.
[02:35:06] * crutchy removes pants
[02:35:38] <crutchy> must be warming up where konomi is
[02:35:56] <JamesNZ> pants++
[02:35:56] <Bender> karma - pants: 0
[02:36:09] <Ethanol-fueled> pants--
[02:36:09] <Bender> karma - pants: -1
[02:36:20] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[02:36:20] <Bender> karma - tea: 345
[02:36:21] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[02:36:21] <Bender> karma - tea: 346
[02:36:34] <crutchy> empty_coffee_mug--
[02:36:34] <Bender> karma - empty_coffee_mug: -1
[02:36:55] <JamesNZ> yakuake++ # Seriously awesome.
[02:36:55] <Bender> karma - yakuake: 2
[02:37:10] <chromas> would be nice to have it pop up from the bottom though
[02:37:23] <crutchy> ~define yakuake
[02:37:24] <JamesNZ> Hmm, that would be cool.
[02:37:24] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3yakuake: Yakuake (YaKuake) is a KDE terminal emulator. Its design was inspired from consoles in computer games such as Quake which slide down from the top of the screen when a key is pressed, and slide back up...
[02:38:26] <chromas> crutchy: for you it would be guake
[02:38:35] <chromas> for guhnome
[02:38:39] <crutchy> need a terminal emulator that prints individual characters with the teletype sounds like on the movies
[02:38:53] <crutchy> i'm using xfce
[02:39:15] <chromas> same thing
[02:39:19] <chromas> >:)
[02:39:20] <chromas> gtk
[02:39:22] <crutchy> heh. looks like its just called 'xfce terminal emulator'
[02:40:08] <chromas> oh yeah, pass --drop-down as a paremeter
[02:40:17] <chromas> s/e/a/
[02:40:17] <SedNotABot> <chromas> oh yaah, pass --drop-down as a paremeter
[02:40:23] <chromas> /2
[02:42:31] <Ethanol-fueled> Dammit, I got put into a group for next semester
[02:43:00] <chromas> groups--
[02:43:00] <Bender> karma - groups: -1
[02:43:00] <Ethanol-fueled> groupwork sucks. Whiny overachievers (mostly Asians), lazy slackers, a bunch of wasted effort kludging errybody's shit together.
[02:43:33] <Ethanol-fueled> And the worst part is that they put me in a group with a lazy slacker who doesn't do shit.
[02:43:54] <Ethanol-fueled> I got lucky and was allowed to work alone the previous semester, but now I'm in a group.
[02:44:02] <Ethanol-fueled> And worst of all, for Internet programming.
[02:44:23] <JamesNZ> Fun :P
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[02:44:48] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm just not going to depend on any of those losers.
[02:45:04] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm going to do everything myself and just submit that work as my groupwork.
[02:46:59] <Konomi> self made man reverse implosion into existence
[02:47:44] <crutchy> careful eth you might start turning Konomi on :p
[02:47:50] * crutchy runs away
[02:47:58] <Konomi> dudes don't generally cut it for me ~
[02:49:01] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm not here to indulge your gender-bending fantasies.
[02:49:07] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm here to drink and rock and roll!
[02:50:30] <Konomi> even if you were gender bending you're not my type
[02:50:43] <Konomi> have to be a very odd parellel universe
[02:50:52] <crutchy> she prefers integers :S
[02:51:42] -!- FunPika has quit [Quit: Leaving]
[02:51:49] <JamesNZ> crutchy: Psst! You forgot to put your pants back on!
[02:51:58] <crutchy> oops
[02:52:06] <Konomi> he owns pants!?
[02:52:10] <SpallsHurgenson> I lived in a parallel universe once. really hard to meet up with people there
[02:52:10] * Konomi notes down
[02:52:14] <Konomi> ;p
[02:52:18] * crutchy is trying tp resist cooking and heating up the house
[02:52:27] <Konomi> go vegie mode
[02:52:40] <JamesNZ> Rabbit food FTW!
[02:52:48] <crutchy> i found a packet of chicken thins in the pantry
[02:53:14] <SpallsHurgenson> fire up the BBQ; you may roast, but burnt flesh is worth a bit of burnt flesh!
[02:53:29] <crutchy> might end up shutting down some puters later
[02:53:47] <Ethanol-fueled> Big, bloody steaks.
[02:53:59] <Ethanol-fueled> dripping with bloody juices, tender and bright red in the middle.
[02:54:01] <SpallsHurgenson> no! never turn off the computers!
[02:54:15] <Ethanol-fueled> The carcinogenic but delicious stench of the sear on the meat.
[02:54:19] <SpallsHurgenson> they might see it as attempted murder and go Skynet on you
[02:55:38] <Konomi> steaks there's a recipie for tooth decay
[02:55:39] <crutchy> i'll worry about that if i click shutdown and i get "ahahah you didn't say the magic word'
[02:56:21] <crutchy> lucky i'm not using a unix system
[02:56:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - An Illustrated Guide to the Atomic Bombs - http://sylnt.us - yours-sincerely
[02:56:58] <crutchy> hehe
[02:57:03] <crutchy> bender's next headline:
[02:57:25] <crutchy> [SoylentNews] - Soylent News has been shut down - http://sylnt.us - the NSA loves you
[02:57:26] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03SN article: An Illustrated Guide to the Atomic Bombs 04(0 comments) ( http://soylentnews.org )
[02:57:42] <Konomi> kay
[02:57:42] <SpallsHurgenson> great, now we have two bots interested in nuclear weapons
[02:57:54] * Konomi looks for drones out her window
[02:58:10] <crutchy> there's drones in your chat window
[02:58:24] <Konomi> I guess there's a few who might qualify
[02:58:30] <SpallsHurgenson> <drooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeee>
[02:58:52] <crutchy> none of us are politicians so it might be a stretch
[02:59:07] <Konomi> anyway steaks = tooth decay cause small bits get stuck in your teeth
[02:59:24] <Konomi> anything that can get stuck in your teeth is the bad
[02:59:24] <crutchy> that's why gawd invented tooth brushes
[02:59:31] <SpallsHurgenson> corn on the cob is worse :)
[03:05:37] <crutchy> first half of TFA is about fat man and then all of a sudden the photos are of little boy
[03:06:32] <SpallsHurgenson> yeah, and then it just sort of ends once L-11 is loaded
[03:06:47] <SpallsHurgenson> I mean, nice pics but could've used more content
[03:07:16] <crutchy> yeah i'm not really complaining
[03:07:24] <SpallsHurgenson> I am :)
[03:07:25] <crutchy> just an observation
[03:08:13] <SpallsHurgenson> also, a guide to atomic bombs sort of implies more than just the two :)
[03:08:54] <SpallsHurgenson> <mutter mutter moan moan bitch bitch bitch> :)
[03:09:42] <Ethanol-fueled> Good luck getting weapons-grade plutonium.
[03:09:57] * SpallsHurgenson even considers a nice kvetch :)
[03:13:36] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled, dirty bombs are likely the ones to watch out for
[03:17:22] <crutchy> feck
[03:17:23] <crutchy> http://www.skynews.com.au
[03:17:25] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Overnight fire danger extreme in Victoria
[03:17:45] <crutchy> that's like a big fucking billboard to the fucking arsonists
[03:18:15] <crutchy> :/
[03:18:21] <SpallsHurgenson> what does barbecue koala taste like?
[03:18:56] <SpallsHurgenson> it's everybody's national duty to go outside and piss on the underbrush. Only you can prevent forest fires!
[03:19:02] <crutchy> lol
[03:19:12] <crutchy> at least my back lawn in mowed
[03:19:30] <crutchy> front lawn needs a mow but not too bad. and its much smaller than back yard
[03:19:58] <chromas> is there a chance of fire in your pants?
[03:20:07] <Ethanol-fueled> crabs will cause that
[03:20:08] <chromas> oh, THAT kind of lawn
[03:20:11] <SpallsHurgenson> there's a cream for that
[03:20:14] <Ethanol-fueled> an itch like fyre.
[03:20:30] <crutchy> eth already had a burn off :p
[03:20:50] <crutchy> or was it a backburn
[03:21:04] <crutchy> lol or a backdraft
[03:21:17] <crutchy> i have backfrafts in my pants occasionally
[03:21:29] <Ethanol-fueled> eggers?
[03:21:31] <crutchy> frafts?
[03:21:38] <SpallsHurgenson> another case against pants
[03:21:39] <Ethanol-fueled> Nothing is worse than an egger
[03:21:48] <crutchy> ~define egger
[03:21:50] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3Eggers: 1) An antagonist. One whom often steals golf carts, golf clubs, and random cans of soda. 2) A member of the suck-pod POD-6. 3) A firm beliver that there is no pro-shop in Sealab. Even though there is...
[03:21:54] <JamesNZ> Repressurization I bet.
[03:22:10] <Ethanol-fueled> no, an egger is one of those pants-ghost that smell like sulphur
[03:22:15] <Ethanol-fueled> or hydrogen sulfide
[03:22:27] <crutchy> oh damn dude. not too graphic
[03:22:54] <crutchy> hmm
[03:22:59] <crutchy> ~define fraft
[03:23:14] <exec> fraft: unable to find definition
[03:23:17] <Ethanol-fueled> ~define dutch oven
[03:23:19] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3dutch oven: The act of trapping a person under bed covers after releasing vile ass fumes
[03:23:39] <Ethanol-fueled> define upper deck
[03:23:45] <crutchy> xlefay has one in his kitchen
[03:23:53] <Ethanol-fueled> ~define upper deck
[03:23:55] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3upper deck: v. The leaving of fecal matter in the tank of ones toilet, turning the water brown. Primarily done as revenge or a drunken practical joke, but sometimes in an emergency when the bowl is clogged. n. Th...
[03:24:47] <JamesNZ> TMI.
[03:24:50] <crutchy> ~last xlefay
[03:25:16] <exec> last privmsg for xlefay in #soylent: [2014-09-02 08:16:21] I need to eat some and get some sleep. I'll tty'all later ;-) Take care!
[03:25:18] <crutchy> http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au
[03:25:19] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03 ( /nocookies )
[03:25:34] <crutchy> aw poor Hedonismbot gets no cookies
[03:25:41] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, we have shark attacks here all the time.
[03:25:44] * SpallsHurgenson starts humming the jaws theme
[03:25:51] <crutchy> bull shark sounds nasty
[03:26:01] <Ethanol-fueled> shark is always good meat
[03:26:06] <Ethanol-fueled> needs a lot of tenderizing though
[03:26:31] <crutchy> always good to pound your meat before you eat it
[03:26:44] <crutchy> nograb
[03:26:49] <SpallsHurgenson> damnit
[03:27:26] <Ethanol-fueled> why do you always nograb, crutchy?
[03:27:31] <crutchy> zomgwtfbbq... http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au
[03:27:31] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03 ( /nocookies )
[03:28:23] <SpallsHurgenson> at least they were on drugs. reminds me of this story: http://thenewswheel.com
[03:28:24] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Couple Locked Inside a Keyless Car Nearly Wins Darwin Award - The News Wheel
[03:29:02] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled, i could hear SpallsHurgenson typing :p
[03:29:15] <crutchy> i don't normally nograb. that's someone starting with K
[03:29:32] <chromas> krutchy
[03:29:35] <chromas> the klown
[03:30:49] <Ethanol-fueled> hahah, my tilde key is still crusted with beer.
[03:31:00] * Ethanol-fueled recently cleaned his keyboard in case he has company
[03:31:27] <Ethanol-fueled> had to clean it with many, many q-tips, dental picks, paper towels, and antibacterial bathroom cleanser
[03:31:52] <crutchy> someone should invent keyboard kondoms
[03:32:01] <Ethanol-fueled> an embarrasing amount of time and material for just one average low-profile keyboard.
[03:32:09] <Ethanol-fueled> The military has 'em, crutchy.
[03:32:23] <Ethanol-fueled> a form-fitted plastic cover-like thing
[03:32:26] <JamesNZ> Did you take the keys off? That helps a lot.
[03:32:29] <crutchy> gotta stop them fingerprints i guess
[03:32:38] <crutchy> otherwise tom cruise might gain access
[03:32:51] <Ethanol-fueled> No james, that was too much effort. Plus some keyboards have all kinds of little plastic levers under each key, and those break easily
[03:33:00] <JamesNZ> Ah.
[03:36:21] <crutchy> http://www.dailymail.co.uk
[03:36:22] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Six bodies of AirAsia crash victims recovered from the Java Sea | Daily Mail Online
[03:36:45] <crutchy> seems like it might have been something similar to miracle on the hudson river thing
[03:36:46] <JamesNZ> crashes--
[03:36:46] <Bender> karma - crashes: -1
[03:36:56] <crutchy> except no rescue :/
[03:37:38] <crutchy> explains no widespread floating debis
[03:37:41] <crutchy> *debris
[03:38:13] <Ethanol-fueled> This is a plot by Israel and Saudi Arabia to perpetrate a 9/11-style attack on Russia, drawing Russia into the Middle-East so America can exit.
[03:38:33] <Ethanol-fueled> They keep failing because nobody wants to put up with their bullshit anymore.
[03:38:37] * JamesNZ waits for SpallsHurgenson to blame Microsoft
[03:38:55] <crutchy> russia?
[03:39:14] <crutchy> what idiot country would do a 9/11 on russia?
[03:39:49] <crutchy> that would be like getting into a lion cage and waving your bare arse around
[03:40:35] <SpallsHurgenson> oh, sorry
[03:40:36] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, the same idiot country or countries that did it on the United States and got away with it while their lapdogs the U.S. softened up errybody else in the region for them.
[03:40:38] * SpallsHurgenson blames Microsoft
[03:40:57] <Ethanol-fueled> 9/11 report, classified, with attempts by congressmen to declassify it.
[03:40:57] <SpallsHurgenson> (was doing a wiki-walk and got distracted :)
[03:41:12] <Ethanol-fueled> implicating two friendly nations, one Saudi Arabia, the other ____________ ?
[03:42:01] <chromas> I searched for 'keyboard condom' and found this totally safe for work link http://memeguy.com
[03:42:15] <chromas> (it's a note written on paper)
[03:44:00] <crutchy> liar! it's the biggest dirtiest goatsee i've ever seen :-O
[03:44:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Chromas, that's why you guard your goddamn laundry.
[03:44:33] * crutchy senses multiple clicks
[03:44:34] * SpallsHurgenson hoves his mouse over the link but ultimately decides not to take the chance
[03:44:42] <Ethanol-fueled> I do mine in the hood, you can't turn your back on your clothing.
[03:45:13] <chromas> If I hover my mouse over a link, a preview tooltip pops up
[03:45:35] <Ethanol-fueled> anyway, saving used condoms as a method of hiding evidence is nasty and classless. Real men like me wad the condom up into a big ball of wet toilet paper and flush it down the toilet.
[03:46:12] <Ethanol-fueled> if you flush them without wadding them up like that, then they will swim back into your bowl like the Coney Island Whitefish they are.
[03:46:16] <Ethanol-fueled> Puddin' tubes.
[03:46:36] <crutchy> i did some crane inspections at a wastewater treatment plant and saw a franger floating past through the final uv treatment
[03:46:49] <Ethanol-fueled> what is a franger?
[03:46:56] <crutchy> ~define franger
[03:47:02] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3Franger: 1) a controceptive device (condom) 2)insult
[03:47:05] <Ethanol-fueled> hahahah
[03:47:47] <JamesNZ> Once I was cleaning up a school's grounds and found a condom box.
[03:48:39] <crutchy> when i saw it i thought 'holy shit that's one determined little fucker'
[03:48:40] <Ethanol-fueled> I used to live in a place with no curfew for the pool and jacuzzi facilities, and the risk of stepping in condoms in the pool and jacuzzi were always high
[03:48:49] <Ethanol-fueled> haha crutchy
[03:49:32] <crutchy> knowing all the shit that it had (literally) been through to get to the stage where it was about to be ejaculated into a river
[03:50:44] <chromas> fish need protection too
[03:50:49] <crutchy> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[03:50:50] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Tor de farce: NSA fails to decrypt anonymised network • The Register
[03:51:50] <crutchy> http://www.spiegel.de
[03:52:14] <chromas> why does the happy dance picture look like a grid bug from Tron?
[03:53:57] <crutchy> it seems Tor is still safe... for now
[03:54:17] <SpallsHurgenson> dun-dun-DUHN!
[03:55:19] <SpallsHurgenson> mind you, that info is from 2011. The spooks haven't been sitting still since then :)
[03:57:34] <SpallsHurgenson> that's why when I need to send a secret message over the Internet, I always use pig-Latin; they'll never crack that :)
[03:58:22] <crutchy> telnet++ # nobody would suspect
[03:58:22] <Bender> karma - telnet: 2
[03:58:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuck the statists.
[03:58:48] <SpallsHurgenson> usenet++ #is better :)
[03:58:48] <Bender> karma - usenet: 2
[03:59:03] <SpallsHurgenson> usenet++
[03:59:03] <Bender> karma - usenet: 3
[03:59:11] <SpallsHurgenson> there, now it has more karma too :)
[03:59:26] <crutchy> irc++ # cos it's super secret
[03:59:26] <Bender> karma - irc: 0
[03:59:58] <SpallsHurgenson> what's IRC?
[04:00:12] <crutchy> 'i remember correctly'?
[04:00:22] <crutchy> dunno i forgot
[04:00:35] <SpallsHurgenson> now I'm really confused :)
[04:00:45] <chromas> internal revenue cunts
[04:01:03] <SpallsHurgenson> but at least you didn't !grab it; outta context that might have made me look stupid and that would never do :)
[04:01:20] <crutchy> http://thenextweb.com
[04:01:20] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Is that an Encryption Key on The Pirate Bay Homepage?
[04:01:36] <crutchy> and wtf is that countdown for?
[04:01:37] <crutchy> http://thepiratebay.se
[04:01:38] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03The Pirate Bay
[04:01:47] <Ethanol-fueled> it's a countup, isn't it?
[04:02:03] <crutchy> it looks very ominous
[04:02:12] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, it does.
[04:02:13] <crutchy> counting down for me
[04:02:52] <SpallsHurgenson> Skynet. Definitely Skynet.
[04:02:59] <SpallsHurgenson> The MPAA was right; the Pirate Bay will be the end of human civilization
[04:03:51] * crutchy wonders what message could be hidden in the skill image
[04:04:09] <crutchy> *skull
[04:06:00] <SpallsHurgenson> "Be Kind, Rewind"
[04:09:03] <SpallsHurgenson> "He's standing behind you"
[04:09:53] <SpallsHurgenson> "Kilroy was here"
[04:16:26] <Ethanol-fueled> Hopefully release of some big NSA archive or some shit.
[04:22:27] <crutchy> things like that countdown are gunna hurt tor even more cos the nsa is gunna shit their pants and try that much harder (and waste billions more taxpayer dollars) trying to crack it
[04:22:58] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, they already have way more resources than they need.
[04:23:17] <crutchy> i think they'll crack it eventually
[04:23:49] <crutchy> who knows how. maybe they'll physically compromise nodes
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[04:24:10] <crutchy> i dunno enough about how it works but that its garnering so much attention makes me think
[04:24:25] <SpallsHurgenson> hell, all they have to do is spread around enough misinformation that tor HAS been compromised and people will stop trusting it
[04:24:35] <SpallsHurgenson> works the same with much less effort :)
[04:24:36] <Ethanol-fueled> All it will take is one more explosive leak to negate their budget.....and a few of our leaders are already questioning their overlords' tele-towers popping up in weird places.
[04:24:37] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.washingtontimes.com
[04:24:40] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Patrick Leahy, Charles Grassley wants answers from DOJ, DHS on 'cell-site simulators' - Washington Times
[04:25:32] <Ethanol-fueled> Make no mistake about it -- as has been suggested before, our congressmen are being watched and controlled.
[04:25:43] <crutchy> SpallsHurgenson, i don't reckon they'll do that, cos they have all the resources they could ever need they are more likely to take the tor network in secret and abuse it as much as they can before they get busted
[04:25:52] <crutchy> that's how they operate with everything else
[04:26:33] <crutchy> that's why i'm reluctant to even try using it
[04:27:13] <SpallsHurgenson> I told you, pig-latin is the only way
[04:27:23] <SpallsHurgenson> for extra security, pig-latin on usenet :)
[04:27:44] <crutchy> :p
[04:27:46] <Ethanol-fueled> a pig-latin generator is a babby-tier computer science assignment.
[04:27:57] <Ethanol-fueled> People in their first programming class are doing that.
[04:27:58] <chromas> ink-oay, nort-say
[04:28:24] <crutchy> ooklay in the agbay
[04:29:29] <crutchy> do we have a pig latin decoder bot in here?
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[04:30:01] * crutchy wonders if google translate does pig latin
[04:31:10] <SpallsHurgenson> it doesn't even do Sindarin
[04:32:08] <crutchy> http://chys.info
[04:32:09] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Pig Latin Translator (PHP) « chys
[04:32:20] <Konomi> https://www.youtube.com
[04:32:22] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Death Cab For Cutie - The New Year (Official Video) - YouTube
[04:40:21] <Ethanol-fueled> konomi, that sounds like background music on an MTV reality-show for teenagers.
[04:40:35] <Konomi> for old people probably
[04:41:42] <Ethanol-fueled> I'll gladly listen to the generational-equivalent I prefer, thank you.
[04:42:31] <Ethanol-fueled> Or not.
[04:42:32] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[04:42:33] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03The Verve - Bittersweet Symphony - Lyrics (3D) - YouTube
[04:45:47] * Ethanol-fueled actually likes the instrumental version better.
[04:45:57] <Ethanol-fueled> words are annoying when they suck.
[04:46:18] <Ethanol-fueled> Ask Geddy Lee, Thom Yorke, or Billy Corgan.
[04:54:09] <Ethanol-fueled> To be fair, though, Niel Peart writes most or all of the lyrics Geddy sings.
[04:54:17] <Ethanol-fueled> Good drummer, corny lyricist.
[04:59:42] <Ethanol-fueled> !quote 332
[04:59:42] <Bender> Quote 332 - <crutchy> i dunno if my stomach can cope with little johnny's soggy bickie
[04:59:52] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahaheeeheehoooooooo!
[05:00:43] <crutchy> 3D lyrics eh?
[05:00:58] <crutchy> air_conditioning++
[05:00:58] <Bender> karma - air_conditioning: 1
[05:01:43] <Ethanol-fueled> !quote 333
[05:01:43] <Bender> Quote 333 - <Ethanol-fueled_> Plus, she had my dad as a high-school teacher, so I was already in!
[05:02:17] <Ethanol-fueled> As sad as that sounds, in the Imperial Valley, that's my best foot forward. It causes women around my age to lower their shields and prepare to be boarded.
[05:03:41] <Ethanol-fueled> The ones who don't know me already, that is, hahaha
[05:05:08] <Ethanol-fueled> She was the third Jew I dated, but the first to let me in.
[05:05:49] <Ethanol-fueled> Actually, there are rumors going around town that my high-school sweetheart's family (who still lives there) are crypto-Jews.
[05:06:10] <JamesNZ> ~define crypto-jews
[05:06:18] <exec> [wikipedia] 3Crypto-jews: Crypto-Judaism is the secret adherence to Judaism while publicly professing to be of another faith; practitioners are referred to as "crypto-Jews" (origin from Greek kryptos - κρυπτός, 'hidden'...
[05:06:47] <Ethanol-fueled> JamesNZ, crypto-Jews, besides being what was defined above, made those adaptations to escape from WWII-era Europe.
[05:07:26] <Ethanol-fueled> She led into the story by having to do a report about crypto-Jews, then admitted to her heiritage.
[05:07:39] <Ethanol-fueled> Dark wavy hair, big nose, I should have known.
[05:08:01] <JamesNZ> Ethanol-fueled: I see.
[05:08:09] <Ethanol-fueled> She laughed before her admission, when I mentioned in passing that I was "Judenrein"
[05:08:41] <Ethanol-fueled> It's a refreshing thing to hear in a county where people are simple-minded and drug-addicted idiots.
[05:09:09] <Ethanol-fueled> Concerned with nothing other than big trucks, guns, meth, and pop-culture bullshit.
[05:10:18] <Ethanol-fueled> the first woman I've met who laughed at "the brown menace"
[05:10:28] <Ethanol-fueled> not even my sister laughs at it :/
[05:10:37] <JamesNZ> The brown menace?
[05:11:02] <Ethanol-fueled> James, if you don't know about "The brown menace," it's best you forget about that phrase entirely.
[05:11:36] <JamesNZ> :D
[05:11:36] <Ethanol-fueled> at least until I post it in a journal entry when SN's first birthday rolls around.
[05:11:53] <JamesNZ> Heh.
[05:18:30] <crutchy> was trying to think of a good way to get info on debian packages
[05:19:02] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, you're a smart guy...why would you even need to ask such a question?
[05:19:06] <crutchy> ~eval apt-cache show iproute | grep "Description-en" | sed 's/^.*: //'
[05:19:07] <exec> transitional dummy package for iproute2
[05:19:17] <crutchy> this one seems to work. bit ugly though
[05:19:51] <crutchy> i'll have a go at wrapping it up into an alias
[05:22:44] <Ethanol-fueled> is alias like a macro?
[05:22:52] <Ethanol-fueled> pardon my ignorance.
[05:22:58] <crutchy> ~deb iproute
[05:22:58] <exec> transitional dummy package for iproute2
[05:23:46] <crutchy> ~deb php5
[05:23:48] <exec> server-side, HTML-embedded scripting language (metapackage)
[05:25:04] <crutchy> ~deb php5' && logout
[05:26:07] <crutchy> hmm escapeshellarg seems to do its thing nicely
[05:27:48] <crutchy> i've made it available to anyone identified with nickserv
[05:28:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Movie Studios Fear a Piracy Surge From Google Fiber - http://sylnt.us - corporate-fear-of-change
[05:28:24] <crutchy> the command is:
[05:28:25] <crutchy> { apt-cache show %%trailing%% | grep "Description-en" | sed 's/^.*: //' ; } 2>&1
[05:28:31] <crutchy> for any would be hackers :p
[05:28:51] <Ethanol-fueled> no thanks, crutchy. I'll get my PHP the old-fashioned way.
[05:28:54] * JamesNZ makes a note of that
[05:29:15] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled, no php in this case :)
[05:29:25] <chromas> ~deb blerg\47;reboot\n
[05:29:26] <exec> E: No packages found
[05:29:36] <crutchy> :D
[05:29:39] <Konomi> ~deb --version
[05:29:40] <exec> E: No packages found
[05:29:57] <Konomi> ~deb bash --version
[05:29:58] <exec> E: No packages found
[05:30:09] <Konomi> okay then ;p
[05:30:15] <chromas> ~deb blerg\n;sudo apt-get install ubuntu\n
[05:30:16] <exec> E: No packages found
[05:30:24] <chromas> ~deb systemd
[05:30:26] <exec> system and service manager
[05:30:26] <crutchy> i prolly should note that %%trailing%% is passed through php's escapeshellarg function
[05:30:36] <Konomi> ~deb //
[05:30:37] <exec> E: No packages found
[05:30:56] <chromas> ~deb guake
[05:30:57] <exec> Drop-down terminal for GNOME Desktop Environment
[05:31:01] <crutchy> ooh
[05:31:11] <Konomi> ~deb guake=1.1
[05:31:12] <exec> E: Version '1.1' for 'guake' was not found
[05:31:12] <exec> E: No packages found
[05:31:27] <Konomi> ~deb guake=1.1 /stable
[05:31:28] <exec> E: No packages found
[05:31:33] <Konomi> ~deb guake /stable
[05:31:34] <exec> E: No packages found
[05:31:40] <crutchy> wow what was that versiony thingy!?
[05:31:50] <crutchy> looked pretty cool
[05:32:42] <Konomi> ~deb -f test
[05:32:43] <exec> E: Command line option 'f' [from -f test] is not known.
[05:32:59] * crutchy is starting to get worried :p
[05:33:43] <Konomi> ~deb -o=Foo::bar=bar
[05:33:44] <exec> E: No packages found
[05:33:48] <Konomi> ~deb -o=Foo::bar=bar tet
[05:33:49] <exec> E: No packages found
[05:34:12] <crutchy> are you trying to hack my apt?
[05:34:15] <crutchy> lol
[05:34:16] <Konomi> ~deb $HOME=/test/
[05:34:18] <exec> E: No packages found
[05:34:43] <Konomi> ~deb --triggers
[05:34:44] <exec> E: Command line option --triggers is not understood
[05:35:00] <Konomi> ~deb --versions
[05:35:01] <exec> E: Command line option --versions is not understood
[05:35:02] <crutchy> ~deb -h
[05:35:03] <Konomi> ~deb --version
[05:35:04] <exec> E: No packages found
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[05:35:41] <Konomi> ~deb -v
[05:35:42] <exec> E: No packages found
[05:35:43] <chromas> ~deb geany
[05:35:44] <exec> fast and lightweight IDE
[05:35:52] <crutchy> ~deb blah' -h
[05:35:53] <exec> E: No packages found
[05:35:55] <crutchy> :/
[05:36:16] <chromas> ~deb -vvvvvvvv kernel
[05:36:17] <exec> E: Command line option ' ' [from -vvvvvvvv kernel] is not known.
[05:36:24] <chromas> ~deb -v kernel
[05:36:25] <exec> E: Command line option ' ' [from -v kernel] is not known.
[05:36:36] <Konomi> ~deb -o=/root/.bashrc
[05:36:37] <exec> E: Option -o=/root/.bashrc: Configuration item specification must have an =<val>.
[05:36:38] <chromas> needs moar verbosity
[05:36:43] <Konomi> hmmm
[05:37:03] <Konomi> takes config as a string \o/
[05:37:12] <chromas> ~deb pacman
[05:37:12] <crutchy> i didn't even contemplate the possible security loopholes in apt-cache :p
[05:37:13] <exec> Chase Monsters in a Labyrinth
[05:37:28] <chromas> ~man apt-cache
[05:38:02] <crutchy> oh
[05:38:07] <crutchy> there's a pacman game!?
[05:38:30] <crutchy> ~apt-get install pacman
[05:38:45] <crutchy> hehe awesome
[05:38:48] <chromas> ~apt-get install tor
[05:38:58] <chromas> ~systemctl start tor
[05:39:21] <Konomi> ~deb -o='Architecture=i386'
[05:39:22] <exec> E: No packages found
[05:39:25] <Konomi> :3
[05:39:37] <Konomi> find me an option hho ho
[05:39:55] <crutchy> if anyone could break apt-cache it would have to be Konomi
[05:40:20] <chromas> She's just building up a false sense of security
[05:40:56] <crutchy> only to wait till i go to the shitter and then wham! i got a goatse on my screen
[05:41:26] <crutchy> 'daddy why is that man's butthole so big?'
[05:41:49] * Ethanol-fueled responds: "Well, dear, because people are different..."
[05:42:12] <Ethanol-fueled> "...some are dark-skinned, some are light-skinned, some have small noses and some have big noses, ..."
[05:42:27] <Ethanol-fueled> "...some have small buttholes and some have big buttholes."
[05:42:33] <chromas> that makes sense; big hole for big noses
[05:42:38] <chromas> brownnosing++
[05:42:38] <Bender> karma - brownnosing: 1
[05:43:01] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, the two do not correlate though.
[05:43:54] <Konomi> "Never enable this option unless you really know what you are doing.Never enable this option unless you really know what you are doing."
[05:43:57] <Konomi> sounds fun
[05:43:59] <Konomi> lets try it!
[05:44:02] <Ethanol-fueled> What does correlate with big b********* is how many times they've been f***** in the a** along with how thick those C***** have b***.
[05:44:18] <Konomi> does this have root... ?
[05:44:29] <crutchy> nope. sorry :p
[05:44:31] <Ethanol-fueled> root my machine, konomi.
[05:44:41] <crutchy> just normal user privs
[05:44:51] <Konomi> so remote code exploit needed
[05:45:00] <Konomi> or consume machines resources
[05:45:11] <crutchy> sudo apt-get install rootkit?
[05:45:15] <Konomi> nah
[05:45:30] <Konomi> I just wait for you to mess up and wget some remote code somewhere where it can start when you exectue php
[05:45:33] <Konomi> ;p
[05:45:57] <crutchy> hehe (nervous chuckle)
[05:46:26] <Konomi> with no root you go for execution of some code so you can just run your own code on the machine
[05:46:36] <Konomi> fromt here you can try stuff like fork bombs if you want to be malcious
[05:46:40] <Konomi> or start flooding other hosts
[05:46:57] <Konomi> poke around for logins that treat the ip of that box as a whitelisted ip
[05:46:59] <Konomi> etc \o/
[05:47:05] * crutchy runs htop
[05:47:11] <Konomi> not that I'd do stuff like that of course
[05:47:20] * Ethanol-fueled goes scurrying for the iptables rulelists.
[05:47:40] <crutchy> i trust you guys more than i prolly should :p
[05:48:17] <Ethanol-fueled> I don't trust any of you. Fortunately, the stakes are low and I can always charge the corporate mothership for terrorism crimes.
[05:48:33] <crutchy> haha
[05:48:54] <chromas> Konomi: ~title
[05:49:01] <Konomi> mew?
[05:49:09] <chromas> ~title slashdot.org
[05:49:09] <crutchy> i think i fixed that one :p
[05:49:14] <chromas> ~title http://slashdot.org
[05:49:14] <Ethanol-fueled> You can get away with images of my extenders and sexual exploits, but then again, I posted them here already.
[05:49:18] <chromas> oh noes
[05:49:21] <crutchy> hmm
[05:49:22] <Konomi> fixed by removed you mean ;p ?
[05:49:32] <crutchy> erm
[05:49:38] <crutchy> i think it might be a derp
[05:50:22] <crutchy> ~title http://google.com
[05:50:24] <exec> title exists in url
[05:50:32] <chromas> ~title http://slashdot.org
[05:50:44] <chromas> ah, I'mn't cool enough
[05:50:59] <crutchy> nah its a derp
[05:51:00] <crutchy> <exec> STDERR IN [php scripts/title.php 'http://slashdot.org']: PHP Notice: Undefined index: path in /nas/server/git/exec-irc-bot/scripts/lib_http.php on line 170
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[05:51:03] <Ethanol-fueled> slashdot deals? On used guacamole knives?
[05:51:15] <Ethanol-fueled> Fake Slashdot sites were used by the NSA>
[05:51:17] <chromas> whoops
[05:51:25] <Ethanol-fueled> But the dirty truth is that Slashdot was an NSA front.
[05:51:48] <chromas> what: Requesting: http://slashdot.org']: exception at 00000000004533B2: "" is an invalid integer.
[05:52:06] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, that's why you need a long double like me, do-HO-HOOO!
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[05:52:54] <chromas> oh, I should set up a nexus instance for that
[05:53:37] <crutchy> ~title http://slashdot.org
[05:54:15] <crutchy> ~title http://slashdot.org
[05:54:42] <crutchy> i dunno
[05:55:28] <crutchy> i'll do some testing in another channel to see if i can get it working a bit betterereererererer
[05:57:16] <Konomi> ~title http://www.showmemyip.com
[05:57:18] <exec> portion of title left of " - " exists in url
[05:57:23] <Konomi> xD
[05:57:25] <Konomi> http://www.showmemyip.com
[05:57:30] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Show Me My IP! - Your IP address is: 10.10.9.254
[05:57:33] <Konomi> \o/
[05:58:25] <crutchy> smartypants
[05:58:50] <Konomi> ~title showmemyip.com
[05:58:57] <crutchy> $title http://www.showmemyip.com
[05:58:58] <aqu4> Title for page "http://www.showmemyip.com": "3 Show Me My IP! - Your IP address is: 216.161.165.96 "
[05:59:01] <Konomi> \o/
[05:59:12] <crutchy> wonder if most title bots would be tricked by that
[05:59:17] <Konomi> most are
[05:59:44] <Konomi> you can easily specify your own host nad watch connections though
[06:01:57] <crutchy> or just put something like "myip" in a blacklist
[06:02:13] <crutchy> hehe /me does that
[06:02:15] <Konomi> just substring match your ip to any titles and reject if they match ;p
[06:02:38] <crutchy> ah yeah that would work too eh
[06:02:54] <crutchy> not that i really care if my ip is known
[06:03:15] <crutchy> you can get it by reverse dns or whatever its called
[06:03:24] <crutchy> from irciv.us.to
[06:03:38] <crutchy> hmm is there a cli tool for that?
[06:05:13] <crutchy> eep. gunna need a grep if i use host
[06:07:42] <Ethanol-fueled> gon' need grip?
[06:08:55] <Ethanol-fueled> v****** that g***
[06:09:01] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahhheeehehoooo!
[06:09:22] <crutchy> ~eval host google.com | head -1
[06:09:23] <exec> google.com has address 203.42.8.212
[06:09:42] <crutchy> ~eval host irciv.us.to | head -1
[06:09:44] <exec> irciv.us.to has address 119.18.0.66
[06:09:52] <crutchy> that's me :p
[06:14:10] <crutchy> ~addr google.com.au
[06:14:12] <exec> google.com.au has address 203.42.93.29
[06:14:40] <crutchy> ~addr localhost
[06:14:41] <exec> Host localhost not found: 3(NXDOMAIN)
[06:47:16] <Ethanol-fueled> With crutchy's metallic lips on my mushroom tip, He'd gladly show you how.
[06:47:40] <crutchy> herp?
[06:47:45] <Ethanol-fueled> derp.
[06:48:00] <Ethanol-fueled> I caught herpes once.
[06:48:14] <Ethanol-fueled> My face exploded with rat pussies.
[06:48:26] <crutchy> chicken herpes? from a toothbrush?
[06:48:33] <Ethanol-fueled> It went, "PBFFBFBFBTHDBBFBFT"
[06:48:41] <crutchy> oh damn dude
[06:49:07] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah.
[06:53:16] <crutchy> holy shit
[06:53:29] <crutchy> chromas, i figured out why the slashdot title didn't work
[06:54:04] <crutchy> the ~title script stopped downloading when it hit </title> or reached 2048 bytes
[06:54:18] <crutchy> check out the top of the html source of slashdot.org
[06:54:28] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[06:54:30] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Brave Little Toaster - It's a B-Movie - YouTube
[06:54:38] <crutchy> has slashdot been hax0red?
[06:54:59] <crutchy> hehe looks like it has
[06:55:01] <Konomi> marked as works for me ;p
[06:55:17] <Ethanol-fueled> it has been since it was turned out by the NSA>
[06:55:29] <Ethanol-fueled> rob malda was a fag, though.
[06:55:30] <crutchy> do you get this at the top of the html:
[06:55:31] <crutchy> <!DOCTYPE html>
[06:55:31] <crutchy> <!--
[06:55:31] <crutchy> ___ __
[06:55:35] <crutchy> \ \ \L\ \ _ __ __ /\_\ ___\ \ ,_\ _ __ __ __
[06:55:37] <crutchy> \ \ _ <'/\`'__\/'__`\ \/\ \ /' _ `\ \ \/ /\`'__\/'__`\ /'__`\
[06:55:39] <crutchy> \ \ \L\ \ \ \//\ \L\.\_\ \ \/\ \/\ \ \ \_\ \ \//\ __//\ __/
[06:55:41] <crutchy> \ \____/\ \_\\ \__/.\_\\ \_\ \_\ \_\ \__\\ \_\\ \____\ \____\
[06:55:43] <crutchy> \/___/ \/_/ \/__/\/_/ \/_/\/_/\/_/\/__/ \/_/ \/____/\/____/
[06:55:45] <crutchy> ______ ____ ____ ______ ______ ______ __
[06:55:47] <crutchy> \ \ \L\ \ \,\L\_\ \ \/\_\/_/\ \/\/_/\ \/ \ \ \L\ \ _ __ ___ __ \_\ \ __
[06:55:48] <Ethanol-fueled> his redhead wife was taking N***** cock
[06:55:49] <crutchy> \ \ __ \/_\__ \\ \ \/_/_ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ __ \/\`'__\/'___\ /'__`\ /'_` \ /'__`\
[06:55:51] <crutchy> \ \ \/\ \/\ \L\ \ \ \L\ \ \_\ \__ \_\ \__ \ \ \/\ \ \ \//\ \__//\ \L\.\_/\ \L\ \/\ __/
[06:55:53] <crutchy> \ \_\ \_\ `\____\ \____/ /\_____\/\_____\ \ \_\ \_\ \_\\ \____\ \__/.\_\ \___,_\ \____\
[06:55:55] <crutchy> \/_/\/_/\/_____/\/___/ \/_____/\/_____/ \/_/\/_/\/_/ \/____/\/__/\/_/\/__,_ /\/____/
[06:55:57] <crutchy> Payments that innovate with you.
[06:55:59] <crutchy> and a whole bunch of other shit
[06:56:27] <crutchy> my script is prolly gunna have to download 10kb before it gets to the title
[06:57:20] <crutchy> ~title http://slashdot.org
[06:57:22] <exec> 13Slashdot: News for nerds, stuff that matters
[06:57:27] <Ethanol-fueled> HHHAHAHHAHAHA
[06:57:30] <crutchy> works with a 10kb buffer limit
[06:57:39] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[06:57:57] <Konomi> yep...
[06:58:15] <Konomi> might be a joke
[06:59:26] <Konomi> crutchy: if you want to get title you should pasrse max of 500kb then search for it
[06:59:43] <Konomi> grab the contents of <title></title>
[06:59:45] <Konomi> remove the tags
[06:59:49] <Konomi> remove leading and end white space
[06:59:51] <Konomi> then output the string
[06:59:56] <Konomi> also new lines
[06:59:59] <Konomi> don't ask some websites do it
[07:00:22] <Konomi> I ended up using an module in perl for it
[07:00:38] <Konomi> there's probably one in php you should be using
[07:00:57] <crutchy> it pretty much does that, but i've got a callback thing that runs between downloading chunks. in the case of the title script it looks for </title>
[07:01:04] <crutchy> eval++
[07:01:04] <Bender> karma - eval: 4
[07:01:39] <crutchy> https://github.com
[07:01:40] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03exec-irc-bot/title.php at master · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot · GitHub
[07:02:04] <Ethanol-fueled> grab an evaluatemy COCK, fucksticks
[07:02:24] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: There is an onion in your toilet.
[07:02:35] <Subsentient> Don't look
[07:02:42] <crutchy> the download loop is: https://github.com
[07:02:43] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03exec-irc-bot/lib_http.php at master · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot · GitHub
[07:03:34] <Ethanol-fueled> subsentient: There is always something up my ass.
[07:03:43] <Konomi> !grab Ethanol-fueled
[07:03:43] <Bender> Added quote 334
[07:03:50] <Subsentient> Konomi: AHAHAHAHA
[07:04:03] <crutchy> oh my Konomi grabbed Ethanol-fueled!
[07:04:12] <Ethanol-fueled> !grab crutchy
[07:04:12] <Bender> Added quote 335
[07:04:22] <Ethanol-fueled> !quote 335
[07:04:22] <Bender> Quote 335 - <crutchy> oh my Konomi grabbed Ethanol-fueled!
[07:04:29] * Subsentient wimpers because nobody grabs him
[07:04:41] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuck you faggot cocksuckers.
[07:04:47] <crutchy> !grope Subsentient
[07:04:49] <Konomi> !grab Ethanol-fueled
[07:04:49] <Bender> Added quote 336
[07:04:52] <Konomi> \o/
[07:05:05] * aqu4 grabs Subsentient
[07:06:28] <Ethanol-fueled> I have avoided the hood, because people want to beat me up for hitting on their wimminz.
[07:08:43] <Ethanol-fueled> fuck dis gay bullshit
[07:15:49] <Ethanol-fueled> !qquote 332
[07:15:55] <Ethanol-fueled> !quote332
[07:16:25] <Ethanol-fueled> !quote 332
[07:16:25] <Bender> Quote 332 - <crutchy> i dunno if my stomach can cope with little johnny's soggy bickie
[07:16:40] <Ethanol-fueled> ~define soggy bickie\
[07:16:46] <exec> [wikipedia] 3Soggy_bickie%5C: The requested page title is invalid. It may be empty, contain unsupported characters, or include a non-local or incorrectly linked interwiki prefix. You may be able to locate the desired page by searc...
[07:16:57] <Ethanol-fueled> ~define soggy bickie
[07:17:08] <exec> soggy bickie: unable to find definition
[07:17:44] <Ethanol-fueled> Then I will rain strange and terrible things on you.
[07:20:19] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[07:20:19] <Hedonismbot> * 03Brave Little Toaster - It's a B-Movie - YouTube
[07:20:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh, wait, not that.
[07:22:04] <Ethanol-fueled> https://drive.google.com
[07:22:05] <Hedonismbot> * 0320150101_003010.jpg - Google Drive
[07:22:13] <crutchy> http://www.realworldtech.com
[07:22:14] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03RWT Forums
[07:22:27] <Ethanol-fueled> OY, too much
[07:22:38] <crutchy> By: Linus Torvalds (torvalds.delete@this.linux-foundation.org), December 8, 2014 1:34 pm
[07:22:40] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[07:22:40] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Victor Wooten - playing with the broken string bass. Incredible! - YouTube
[07:33:41] <chromas> that's weird; why'd that ip thinger return my lan-side ip?
[07:35:35] <crutchy> yeah i didn't even click
[07:36:03] <crutchy> though it does look like an odd lan-side
[07:36:13] <crutchy> do you use a .9 subnet?
[07:37:02] <chromas> Yep
[07:38:17] <chromas> in the browser, it shows it right
[07:38:23] <chromas> I guess it's a different box though
[07:39:15] <chromas> nope, that box shows it right, from curl even
[07:40:03] <crutchy> http://www.whatismyip.com
[07:40:04] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03What Is My IP - The IP Address Experts Since 1999
[07:40:13] <crutchy> oops
[07:40:20] <crutchy> http://showmyip.com
[07:40:20] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03 ( / )
[07:40:33] <crutchy> http://showmemyip.com
[07:40:38] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Show Me My IP! - Your IP address is: 10.10.9.254 ( http://www.showmemyip.com )
[07:40:59] <chromas> weird
[07:41:03] <Konomi> the other option I never through of was using a proxy to get the urls
[07:41:16] <chromas> oh yeah
[07:41:17] <crutchy> i did your trick Konomi
[07:41:31] <Konomi> proxy would be best tbh
[07:41:35] <Konomi> stops all gets of it
[07:41:46] <crutchy> https://github.com
[07:41:46] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03exec-irc-bot/title.php at master · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot · GitHub
[07:42:03] <crutchy> now my ip is published on github for all to see :p
[07:42:04] <Konomi> you hard coded it....
[07:42:04] <chromas> going through my squid proxy makes it show the lan address. weirdness
[07:42:12] <Konomi> now it's in the source we're all viewing
[07:42:13] <Konomi> >.<
[07:42:16] * Konomi face palms
[07:42:35] <crutchy> lol
[07:42:55] <crutchy> i can see the dismay in Konomi's face all the way through the tubes
[07:45:08] * chromas fires up linnuke
[07:45:26] * crutchy never used squid
[07:45:51] <chromas> It almost never gets a cache hit. fpos
[07:47:02] <crutchy> http://localhost
[07:47:13] <crutchy> oh yeah i think you already dealt with that
[07:47:32] <crutchy> http://10.10.9.254
[07:47:33] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Access forbidden!
[07:48:14] <crutchy> hmm
[07:48:33] <crutchy> http://119.18.0.66
[07:48:33] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03403 Forbidden
[07:49:08] <crutchy> http://bbphotography.biz.tm
[07:49:09] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Belle's Bohemian Photography
[07:49:25] <crutchy> hehe quicker than testing with websniffer :p
[07:49:37] <chromas> yeah see we could already hit ya
[07:49:46] <chromas> =list
[07:49:47] <Hedonismbot> k
[07:50:13] <chromas> =dump .titles.ignore
[07:50:13] <Hedonismbot> k
[07:50:35] <Konomi> what is Hedonismbot written in?
[07:50:36] <chromas> there isn't even one for localhost. hm
[07:50:42] <chromas> pascal
[07:50:49] <Konomi> seriously?
[07:50:52] <chromas> yep
[07:51:01] <Konomi> no idea on how to proxy that then lol
[07:51:13] <Konomi> you should add a proxy chain if you'te paranoid about it though
[07:51:18] <chromas> it shells to curl for page grabbing
[07:51:21] <Konomi> it is the best way
[07:51:26] <crutchy> or you could hardcode it like me :D
[07:51:27] <Konomi> curl can take proxies
[07:51:33] <Konomi> just find a good 4 and add them to it
[07:51:42] <chromas> it goes through squid. for some reason, that's what makes the what's-my-ip reutrn my lan-side ip
[07:52:10] <chromas> though the squid is on the same box. I only added it for caching which doesn't work
[07:53:01] <Konomi> your lan ip is probably safe to expose ;p
[07:53:32] <chromas> I just thought it's weird that it does that
[07:53:48] <Ethanol-fueled> Suck on my Jew Robotic cocks.
[07:53:56] <Konomi> !grab Ethanol-fueled
[07:53:56] <Bender> Added quote 337
[07:54:03] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled: any eta on stem tracks for that?
[07:54:26] <Ethanol-fueled> FUCK YOU ALL FAGGOT COCKSUCKS
[07:54:31] <chromas> could put some phat beats under it
[07:54:35] <Konomi> !grab Ethanol-fueled
[07:54:35] <Bender> Added quote 338
[07:54:39] <chromas> $chanctl kick Ethanol-fueled
[07:54:39] <aqu4> You are not authorized to use that command, you need to be an admin.
[07:54:44] <chromas> :)
[07:54:59] <Ethanol-fueled> .kick Ethanol-fueled
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[07:55:49] <chromas> he forgot to action first
[07:57:09] <crutchy> tmb mentioned something about implementing a self-kicker when he gets back from his fooshing trip
[07:57:26] <Konomi> I figure I'll just keep grabbing his little momenets
[07:57:44] <crutchy> something tells me there's an ulterior motive to that
[07:58:28] <Konomi> maybe it'll shame him into toning it down
[07:58:35] <Konomi> though I think he's losing it toning it down as much as he has ;p
[07:58:37] <crutchy> hopefully
[07:58:44] <crutchy> lolo
[07:58:48] <Konomi> I can mentally feel him twitching
[07:58:56] <Konomi> "I Can't say the N WORD gkgjhhjhj!!!"
[07:58:58] <Konomi> etc
[07:59:01] <crutchy> he was pretty good new years eve
[07:59:08] <chromas> =set .titles.ignore// \b\d{1,3}\.\d{1,3}\.\d{1,3}\.\d{1,3}\b
[07:59:08] <Hedonismbot> k
[07:59:23] <crutchy> what the fap?
[07:59:26] <crutchy> lol
[07:59:26] <ciri> heh
[07:59:28] <chromas> regex++
[07:59:29] <Bender> karma - regex: 1
[07:59:47] <crutchy> pascal++
[07:59:47] <Bender> karma - pascal: 51
[07:59:54] <chromas> http://10.10.9.254
[07:59:54] <Hedonismbot> * 03Access forbidden!
[07:59:58] <chromas> shit--
[07:59:58] <Bender> karma - shit: -1
[08:00:01] <Konomi> I really would use a proxy if you cna get it to work chromas that stuff is barely a good idea
[08:00:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New App Detects Government Stingray Cell Phone Trackers - http://sylnt.us - snitching-on-snitches
[08:00:24] <Konomi> ha that's from 30c3
[08:00:31] <chromas> ~define 30c3
[08:00:37] <crutchy> nanny state not gunna like that
[08:00:44] <exec> 30c3: unable to find definition
[08:02:06] <crutchy> i think that's the website Konomi linked a while back with all the hacker conferences
[08:02:26] <crutchy> i had a look at one.. in german :/
[08:05:02] <Konomi> some are just gotta pay attention to the name/blurb
[08:15:02] <crutchy> ~weather
[08:15:03] <exec> Weather for Traralgon VIC - currently 91°F / 33°C, partly cloudy, wind NE at 15 mph, humidity 44% - Friday partly cloudy (72°F-87°F / 22°C-31°C), Saturday clear (65°F-106°F / 18°C-41°C), Sunday chance of showers (58°F-79°F / 14°C-26°C), Monday clear (63°F-86°F / 17°C-30°C) - source: Google
[08:15:25] <crutchy> hmm still warm
[08:15:30] <crutchy> might go see outside
[08:16:12] <crutchy> fkin docgbox. its much nicer outside
[08:16:20] <crutchy> *dogbox
[08:16:32] <chromas> bust out your laptop
[08:18:14] <crutchy> good idea
[08:18:52] <chromas> there's only so much you can do outside without an internet connection
[08:21:40] <Konomi> chromas: for curl
[08:21:45] <Konomi> -x, --proxy <[protocol://][user:password@]proxyhost[:port]>
[08:23:10] <Konomi> you could set up something like polipo
[08:23:14] <Konomi> then set it to a proxy chain
[08:23:19] <Konomi> well list not a chain
[08:23:24] <Konomi> same for crutchy ;p
[08:23:50] <chromas> hadn't heard of polipo
[08:24:00] <chromas> been using squid
[08:24:03] <Konomi> tor used to use it before they impemented socks
[08:24:09] <chromas> ooh
[08:24:11] <Konomi> I think it's pretty low footprint
[08:24:16] <chromas> we should write our own proxies :D
[08:24:20] <Konomi> if you check the tor package in debian I think it's still a recommends
[08:24:23] <Konomi> >.<
[08:24:28] <Konomi> this is why you all get nothjnng done
[08:24:29] <Konomi> ;p
[08:25:21] <chromas> yeah but we're larnin'
[08:26:11] <chromas> cat goes outside to screw around, then comes in to climb up and get his feet warm
[08:26:37] <chromas> then back outside…
[08:27:12] <chromas> I s'pose I could expend energy on something more useful like uh
[08:27:58] <chromas> Everything's already been done. How about another init/service manager? :D
[08:29:08] <Konomi> should've learned cobol you'd have got payed ;p
[08:30:36] <Konomi> got bunnie is awesome
[08:30:39] <Konomi> http://hackaday.com
[08:30:40] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Reverse-Engineering a Superior Chinese Product | Hackaday
[08:30:41] <Konomi> god*
[08:32:00] <Konomi> also
[08:32:01] <Konomi> https://i.imgur.com
[08:32:06] <Konomi> awesome image
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[08:35:38] * crutchy_ feels dirty
[08:35:44] <crutchy_> using hexchat in windows
[08:37:09] <Konomi> using windows at all ;p
[08:37:39] <crutchy_> its just me, myself and mozzie coil :)
[08:38:00] <chromas> you could boot up a vm and run it fullscreen
[08:39:42] <crutchy_> vm chews up battery like a bitch
[08:43:05] <crutchy_> is_my_wireless_being_a_turd++\
[08:43:08] <crutchy_> is_my_wireless_being_a_turd++
[08:43:08] <Bender> karma - is_my_wireless_being_a_turd: 1
[08:45:51] <chromas> maybe a little
[08:51:01] * crutchy_ ** SysInfo ** Client: HexChat 2.10.2 (x64) ** OS: Microsoft Windows 7 Home Premium ** CPU: Intel(R) Core(TM) i5-2450M CPU @ 2.50GHz (2.00 GHz) ** RAM: 4077 MB Total (2666 MB Free) ** VGA: NVIDIA GeForce 315M ** Uptime: 261.75 Hours **
[08:51:11] <crutchy_> wtf
[08:51:23] <crutchy_> ah that's what that does
[08:52:46] * crutchy_ is now playing: MALDIVES Relaxing Chill-Out Luxury Lounge
[08:53:15] <crutchy_> ooh fangdangled plugin thingemas
[08:53:27] <JamesNZ> Ewww, winblows :P
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[09:12:12] <crutchy_> coffee++
[09:12:12] <Bender> karma - coffee: 948
[09:14:31] <crutchy_> http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au
[09:14:32] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Fraser Island dingo put down after lunging at child
[09:15:35] <chromas> "a dingo ate yo baybee"
[09:16:08] <crutchy_> http://i.imgur.com
[09:17:42] <chromas> don't we all wish we could do that
[09:21:27] <Konomi> put down the humans always invading dingo's area
[09:37:53] <Konomi> so want a fully open source laptop like bunnie has made
[09:38:00] <Konomi> but so hard to get anything cool in this berg of a country
[09:38:16] <Konomi> ordering anything a little unstandard is like trying to buy a rock from the moon
[09:47:24] <crutchy_> http://imgur.com
[09:47:24] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03So I found his at Kmart... - Imgur
[09:48:01] <crutchy_> Konomi, just buy any ol' lappy and 'fix' it
[09:48:19] <crutchy_> you won't find one cheaper without windoze
[09:48:35] <Konomi> not true open hardware ;p
[09:48:43] <Konomi> bunnies is down to the bios level
[09:49:25] <crutchy_> do they fill them up with shareware to bring the prices down too?
[09:51:20] <chromas> ooh, shareware
[09:52:22] <JamesNZ> Sharing is caring.
[09:54:11] <chromas> þe_olden_days++
[09:54:21] <chromas> Bender-- # support the unicodes
[09:54:21] <Bender> karma - bender: -4
[09:56:15] <crutchy_> http://imgur.com
[09:56:15] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Sir, Let me see your insuran... OH SHIT! - Imgur
[09:56:20] <crutchy_> looks like russia
[10:03:05] <crutchy_> http://imgur.com
[10:03:06] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Can anyone solve this? - Imgur
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[10:43:44] <prospectacle> Happy new years, chat room!
[10:54:48] <crutchy> happy spew beers prospectacle
[11:04:28] <prospectacle> and to you as well crutchy.
[11:04:38] <prospectacle> What adventures does 2015 hold for you?
[11:05:30] <Konomi> the 5 key is slightly closer to the 0 key
[11:06:56] <crutchy> i recently acquired a window seat at work. it's gunna be totally mad
[11:07:12] <prospectacle> wow a promotion
[11:07:26] <crutchy> nah
[11:07:36] <crutchy> well, i hope not
[11:08:12] <crutchy> bosses had a couple of new orifices built so there has been a bit of a shuffle
[11:08:19] <prospectacle> Maybe it's not a promotion by HR's stodgy old definitions, but a window seat is a window seat
[11:08:34] <Subsentient> prospectacle: Hi friend, it's been a while.
[11:08:42] <Subsentient> $beer prospectacle
[11:08:42] * aqu4 gives prospectacle a cold can of beer
[11:08:54] <crutchy> ~gday prospectacle
[11:08:55] * exec unjustifiably flings an anvil of red cordial at prospectacle
[11:08:57] <prospectacle> hi subsentient, how's it going? What great things are you going to accomplish in 2015?
[11:08:57] <ciri> hello, nice to see yea! prospectacle
[11:09:13] <Subsentient> prospectacle: I'm going to learn enough C to write a bootloader.
[11:09:16] <Subsentient> oops
[11:09:18] <Subsentient> ASM
[11:09:19] <Subsentient> lol
[11:09:20] <ciri> heh
[11:09:27] <Subsentient> I need some assembly for a bootloader
[11:09:36] <prospectacle> that sounds like a good challenge
[11:09:45] <Subsentient> I tried twice before to learn assembly and I didn't manage to get it down
[11:09:52] <crutchy> "512 bytes should be enough for anyone"
[11:09:59] <Subsentient> crutchy: lolllll
[11:10:07] <Konomi> it was 640k duh
[11:10:34] <crutchy> good luck making a 640k bootloader :p
[11:11:51] <Subsentient> hehe I'm really wanting to make a replacement for syslinux.
[11:11:59] <Konomi> go grub
[11:12:00] * Konomi hides
[11:12:03] <Subsentient> I use it because I hate grub
[11:12:11] <Konomi> this I knew ;p
[11:12:22] * Subsentient can't puke on Konomi because she's a girl, but the temptation is strong
[11:12:33] <Konomi> puke on me I am puking back \o/
[11:12:38] <crutchy> take a leaf outta eth's book
[11:12:43] <Subsentient> hurr derp
[11:13:29] <Konomi> and rant about jews a lot
[11:13:31] <Konomi> \o/
[11:13:42] * Subsentient and Konomi do a Harry Potter vs Voldemort style projectile puke battle
[11:14:22] <aqu4> throws in a few angry gerbils
[11:15:52] <crutchy> delightful
[11:19:41] <Subsentient> crutchy: I can't stop listening to this song: https://www.youtube.com
[11:19:42] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Sovereign Sect- Mind Control - YouTube
[11:19:52] <Subsentient> Wait for the drop.
[11:21:14] <chromas> Must be dubstep
[11:21:25] <crutchy> bit late to crank up the sub... pity
[11:22:03] <crutchy> most dubstep has a 'fuck you neighbors' bass line
[11:22:34] <crutchy> not usually audible in cheap shitty stereos
[11:23:23] <crutchy> hmm. this one's a bit all over the shop
[11:25:43] <Konomi> just tellt hem you're trying to give them a back massaarge
[11:25:44] <Konomi> with bass
[11:26:11] <crutchy> Subsentient, this is more the stuff i listen to: https://www.youtube.com
[11:26:11] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03CMA - Beautiful Sunset - YouTube
[11:26:30] <crutchy> more 'chillstep' than dubstep though)
[11:26:40] <crutchy> still some nice drops
[11:32:49] <crutchy> not so much dubstep either, but this guy makes a few songs with some kickass drops: https://www.youtube.com
[11:32:49] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Madeon - Technicolor - YouTube
[11:33:08] <Subsentient> crutchy: you like Madeon too huh
[11:33:22] <crutchy> :D
[11:33:41] <Subsentient> crutchy: My favorite of his is "Imperium"
[11:34:54] <crutchy> hadn't heard that one. not bad
[11:35:18] <crutchy> my taste in music is pretty varied
[11:35:36] <Subsentient> same
[11:49:32] <Subsentient> crutchy: Another of my favorites: https://www.youtube.com
[11:49:32] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03ill.Gates & Mimosa - Never Alone - YouTube
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[11:52:25] <crutchy> for some strange reason that song makes me wanna listen to daft punk
[12:00:32] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[12:00:33] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Daft Punk - Around The World - YouTube
[12:00:42] <crutchy> lmao
[12:00:46] <crutchy> "
[12:00:46] <crutchy> The real truth is, that the circle represents earth, and the robots are the godly beings. The skeletons represent death and mummies represent the spirits of our fallen. the women in the large swimming suits represent swimming in the tears of our mourning eyes. Just kidding I have no idea what the actual fuck is going on here."
[12:01:00] <crutchy> :D
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[15:26:41] <Landon> http://www.theplaymania.com <- - there's actually one of those engineering shows about this
[15:26:45] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Ski Dubai Snowpark
[15:26:51] <Landon> I think it's the subject of two different episodes of two different shows even
[15:26:57] <Landon> modern marvels and huge engineering or something like that
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[17:08:07] <mechanicjay> Happy New Year!
[17:08:58] <swiss> a bit late, but we'll accept it :P
[17:19:10] <Landon> lo
[17:19:15] <Landon> I missed out on #freenode-newyears :(
[17:25:49] <swiss> :(
[17:37:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Strangest Things About Quantum Physics May Stem from Overconfidence - http://sylnt.us - this-time-for-sure!
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[18:47:14] <janrinok> hi guys
[18:48:55] <mechanicjay> yo
[18:49:18] <janrinok> mechanicjay: how's things?
[18:49:51] <mechanicjay> not bad, a few days off, travelled back east to visit family and tie up some loose ends.
[18:50:22] <mechanicjay> By the 3rd day back east, I was ready to come back to Seattle -- I made the right decision to GTFO.
[18:50:46] <mechanicjay> how's by you?
[18:50:55] <janrinok> well Happy New Year to you - good to hear that made the visit but that your decision was still a good one!
[18:51:23] <janrinok> Good here - probably put a bit of weight on tho..
[18:51:43] <mechanicjay> Yeah, I accidentally stepped on a scale yesterday.
[18:51:53] <janrinok> bad karma...
[18:53:30] <janrinok> for crowd sourced funding ?:)
[18:53:43] <janrinok> I'm thinking of doing a research project to work out why all scales over-read immediately after the festive season. I might even try for crowd sourced funding
[18:54:01] <mechanicjay> lol, I like it!
[18:55:18] <Landon> heh
[18:55:21] <mythterj> To heck with the study, make scales that know the date, and adjust accordingly. Profit.
[18:55:28] <Landon> I've got a pal who does blood sugar tests after thanksgiving with his family
[18:55:46] <janrinok> you see - I knew there would be interest. Anybody want to contribute some money?
[18:55:49] <Landon> (mostly non diabetic.... just enough that they have the equipment around)
[18:56:45] <janrinok> ...damn that closed that topic down real quick!
[18:57:30] <mythterj> We need a kick starter campaign. Something we can throw our weight behind ...
[18:57:35] <janrinok> lol
[18:57:56] <janrinok> something that gives value , pound-for-pound
[18:58:43] <Landon> send a pound of fat to each donor? :)
[18:59:02] <Landon> that'll teach those shylocks
[18:59:29] <janrinok> lol
[18:59:29] <ciri> HEY! don't laugh at me
[18:59:44] <janrinok> go boil your head, ciri
[19:00:31] <Landon> and skim off the fat
[19:11:07] <JamesNZ> Shut up ciri.
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[21:37:29] <ar> http://benswann.com
[21:37:30] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Media Blacks Out New Snowden Interview The Government Doesn’t Want You to See | Ben Swann Truth In Media
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[23:27:01] <crutchy> ~weather
[23:27:03] <exec> Weather for Traralgon VIC - currently 97°F / 36°C, clear, wind NW at 7 mph, humidity 25% - Saturday clear (65°F-105°F / 18°C-41°C), Sunday chance of rain (56°F-79°F / 13°C-26°C), Monday clear (64°F-86°F / 18°C-30°C), Tuesday chance of showers (65°F-86°F / 18°C-30°C) - source: Google
[23:27:24] <crutchy> only 10.30 :/
[23:35:11] <juggs> ~weather
[23:35:13] <exec> Weather for London, UK - currently 41°F / 5°C, scattered clouds, humidity 82% - Friday rain (39°F-56°F / 4°C-13°C), Saturday rain (31°F-45°F / -1°C-7°C), Sunday partly cloudy (35°F-41°F / 2°C-5°C), Monday cloudy (37°F-48°F / 3°C-9°C) - source: Google
[23:35:50] <SirFinkus> ~weather
[23:35:51] <exec> Weather for Olympia, WA, USA - currently 35°F / 2°C, overcast, wind N at 0 mph, humidity 93% - Friday chance of rain (34°F-46°F / 1°C-8°C), Saturday mostly cloudy (37°F-46°F / 3°C-8°C), Sunday rain (48°F-50°F / 9°C-10°C), Monday rain (41°F-54°F / 5°C-12°C) - source: Google
[23:35:55] <SirFinkus> everyone else was doing it
[23:36:05] * juggs jumps off cliff
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[23:37:32] <nick> :o
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