#Soylent | Logs for 2014-12-24

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[23:49:30] <paulej72> there is a joke i bearly remeber about that
[23:48:26] <Bender> karma - hoes: 1
[23:48:26] <chromas> hoes++
[23:48:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, think ima go cook me a steak. have a merry ho ho.
[23:47:31] <paulej72> weekend
[23:47:22] <paulej72> probably
[23:47:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth
[23:47:05] <paulej72> plus nasa get their panties in a bunch when just some debrits get with in a few tens of km to the iss
[23:46:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> whatcha reckon for the rollout, jan 1 or put it off a couple days for the hangover to wear off?
[23:45:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> no doubt, their gravity on each other would affect their orbits.
[23:45:07] <paulej72> at least with aliens it is easy to see that tech will be plausable, but having two earth space stations in the same orbit close enough that an astronaut in a mmu can get to is just right out wrong
[23:43:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> getting downright picky in my old age
[23:43:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, didn't see that one either for the same reason
[23:42:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> just clouds n warm here.
[23:42:37] <paulej72> it is not that bad a movie. i have seen worse. i think the premis of gravity is much more intolerable
[23:41:24] <paulej72> we got rain and abnormally high temps
[23:41:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i can't bring myself to. strikes me as too silly a premise.
[23:40:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> no snow here this year.
[23:40:54] <paulej72> cowboys and aliens was on the other day ad i watched it again
[23:40:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> pondering watching empire strikes back just for the hoth scenes
[23:40:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> zactly
[23:39:50] <paulej72> all of them
[23:39:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> not very chritsmasy i know but i already watched die hard one and two
[23:39:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> ditto, half hour or so until dinner time so i'm watchin some trek
[23:38:59] * paulej72 neen to wrap my nephews gofts tomorrow
[23:38:36] * paulej72 been veging
[23:38:24] <paulej72> nottin
[23:38:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> sup yo
[23:37:42] <paulej72> hola
[23:32:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> double christmas nap, outstandin
[23:32:16] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[23:32:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft and Apple Backed Rockstar Consortium's Lawsuit Campaign Against Android is Over - http://sylnt.us - so-what-do-they-plan-to-do-next?
[23:29:18] <JamesNZ> Oh, I heard otherwise.
[23:29:06] <SirFinkus> it was though
[23:28:39] <JamesNZ> Maybe it's a good thing it wasn't released then :P
[23:21:36] <JamesNZ> Ah.
[23:21:27] <SirFinkus> yes
[23:20:55] <JamesNZ> The film, you mean?
[23:16:51] <SirFinkus> the interview is predictably bad, I'll save everybody's time
[23:12:33] * paulej72 having ham tommorrow
[23:11:45] * paulej72 making pickeled eggs with my mom
[23:10:40] <paulej72> sorry i was peeling eggs
[23:01:22] * JamesNZ is looking forward to a nice roast chicken
[23:01:07] <JamesNZ> crutchy: Enjoy :D
[23:00:15] * SirFinkus remembers the steam sale isn't over yet and takes the gun out
[22:59:13] <crutchy> oh
[22:58:57] * SirFinkus puts a gun in his mouth
[22:58:40] <crutchy> i gotta go soon. torture by overeating awaits
[22:58:12] <arti> :|
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[22:57:52] <crutchy> santactl start sleigh
[22:57:46] <crutchy> hmm
[22:57:41] <crutchy> ciri: initialize rudolph's red nose
[22:57:30] <crutchy> err
[22:57:18] <crutchy> ciri: activate xmas mode
[22:57:09] <crutchy> need xmas'y scripts in here today :p
[22:57:03] <SirFinkus> sup crutchy
[22:56:52] <crutchy> hey paulej72, SirFinkus
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[22:56:24] <paulej72> Ho Ho Ho
[22:56:19] <crutchy> that site failed web design 101
[22:55:12] <exec> error: description meta content not found or empty
[22:55:08] <crutchy> ~submit http://www.wallstreethedge.com
[22:54:35] <crutchy> maybe that island is in the wiggly part of the international date line or something... where time and space get all mixed up in the tonga trench somewhere
[22:53:26] <chromas> fractional time zone
[22:53:19] <Bender> karma - timezones: -4
[22:53:19] <JamesNZ> timezones--
[22:53:09] <crutchy> wtf is GMT+13:45 for?
[22:52:48] <crutchy> that's confusement :/
[22:52:48] <JamesNZ> :P
[22:52:47] <chromas> xmas in the future
[22:52:27] <exec> Thursday, 25 December 2014 @ 11:52 am GMT+13 - Wellington, New Zealand 12:37 PM Chatham Island (GMT+13:45)
[22:52:25] <crutchy> ~time JamesNZ
[22:52:10] <crutchy> lol. nah james is likely pigging out already. i still gotta wait a couple of hours :p
[22:51:46] <chromas> see you guys even have xmas at the same time. Your countries are clearly the same :)
[22:50:56] <crutchy> same to you bloke! :D
[22:48:29] <JamesNZ> crutchy: Merry Christmas :)
[22:48:21] <Bender> karma - tea: 337
[22:48:21] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[22:48:20] <Bender> karma - tea: 336
[22:48:20] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[22:42:25] <Hedonismbot> Karma - coffee: 203
[22:42:25] <crutchy> ++coffee
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[21:41:46] <SirFinkus> bbl, I guess I need to REBOOT MY FUCKING COMPUTER to use this website
[21:40:36] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03MadCap Software - Technical Communication and Content Development Software
[21:40:35] <SirFinkus> these are the culprits, take note everyone http://www.madcapsoftware.com
[21:37:13] <SirFinkus> how is this legal?
[21:37:10] <SirFinkus> The Client Portal will only work with the Internet Explorer browser and is not compatible with Google Chrome, Firefox, Opera, or Apple Safari browsers.
[21:30:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Diagnostic Platform can Detect over 1,000 Pathogens in Just 6 Hours - http://sylnt.us - know-your-enemy
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[21:03:17] * arti mmm hash
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[21:01:23] <ciri> it's not that funny :)
[21:01:23] <arti> lol
[20:56:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> heya heya. debating on another nap since that last one was so good
[20:55:21] * exec diabolically flings a cheap plastic cup of Debian at TheMightyBuzzard
[20:55:20] <JamesNZ> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
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[20:39:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> that was a good nap i just had
[20:07:58] * JamesNZ purrs
[19:55:24] <SirFinkus> you poor bastard
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[19:52:46] <arti> i do this for good luck, i am about to brave the stores
[19:52:26] * arti pets james
[19:52:23] <arti> :D
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[19:01:40] <Blackmoore> janrinok: i left a few presents in the queue
[19:01:24] <Blackmoore> i am out
[19:01:18] <Blackmoore> ok - have a good holiday.
[18:28:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How Santa Flies, Fits Down Chimneys, and Does Stuff You Can't Do - http://sylnt.us - magic-mushrooms
[17:19:29] <SirFinkus> I'm watching a terrible movie called "Stray Cat Rock - Machine Animal"
[17:13:24] <SirFinkus> don't know why it didn't highlight me
[17:12:49] <SirFinkus> haha, same deal here, I keep forgetting to check irc
[17:08:01] <janrinok> sry SirFinkus - I was wasting time on imgur.com! Didn't see your name pop up! I'm good, and you?
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[16:59:45] <SirFinkus> sup janrinok
[16:42:42] <janrinok> shut up ciri
[16:42:36] <ciri> hi janrinok
[16:42:35] <janrinok> hi SirFinkus
[16:40:26] <janrinok> 4 x gewg_, 2 x Hugh Pickens and a note about spam from martyb
[16:39:52] <janrinok> Blackmoore: it's a sorry looking queue that's for sure
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[16:39:01] <janrinok> Ah, the old shower shark - they're supposed to be the worst kind. Vicious with a prediliction to soap...
[16:38:55] <Konomi> only the ones that walk on two legs
[16:38:36] <Blackmoore> Konomi: you dont have landsharks?
[16:38:23] <Konomi> depends how small the the holes in the shower head are?
[16:38:14] <Blackmoore> I'll see if i can scrounge up some more decent stuff considing what left in the queue
[16:38:11] <Konomi> I take showers so
[16:37:58] <janrinok> it depends on how deep the water is in your bath tub.
[16:37:27] <Konomi> that movie really isn't that scary when you live inland
[16:37:26] <Blackmoore> yeah, it will be a good day for us to stretch out what we have
[16:37:05] <janrinok> ;lol
[16:36:59] * Konomi plays the jaws music
[16:36:50] <janrinok> ...but you never can tell.
[16:36:31] <janrinok> I'm spacing stories out for release tomorrow - I don't suppose that there will be many checking the site for new stories throughout the day.
[16:34:54] <janrinok> I hope that your umbrella is suitably decorated....
[16:34:33] <mechanicjay> early morning here, before most folks are in. Rain is seasonally appropriate for my locale.
[16:34:13] <Leebert> Mr. Obama has released Federal workers 4 hours early, so the few that didn't take the day off are mostly gone (or decided to "telework" this morning...)
[16:34:01] <janrinok> Unfortunately the only precipitation is in the form of rain - not at all a seasonal picture!
[16:32:55] <janrinok> its late afternoon / early evening here - everybody is leaving work and arriving home
[16:31:45] <Blackmoore> I'll see the older ones friday. but still not the same
[16:31:00] <Blackmoore> i miss my kids. only one of them is young enough to care about xmas, and he's 6 hours away
[16:30:12] <Leebert> Oh, and since I'm single, coming in lets the co-workers with families have the ability to go and spend time with their rugrats.
[16:30:10] <Blackmoore> ick. i thought my 40 min one way (no traffic) was a poor commute
[16:29:27] <Leebert> Well, I said "relative" breeze... in my case, it was still upwards of two hours. But my normal one-way commute is about 2.5 hours.
[16:28:24] <mechanicjay> Leebert: Fair enough, I drove in today, took me 25 minutes. Usually 1:10 on the bus.
[16:28:13] <Leebert> And the vacation day I don't take today can be taken another time when the weather is more conducive to being outside. So it's like two for the price of one.
[16:27:35] <Blackmoore> nods
[16:27:28] <Leebert> The commute is a relative breeze, and the office is quiet.
[16:27:26] <Blackmoore> yeah - quiet.
[16:27:07] <Leebert> To be honest, I consider days like today, the day after Thanksgiving, etc. to be some of the best days to go to work.
[16:26:42] <Leebert> I'm working, but I wouldn't say I'm *stuck* working.
[16:24:06] <Blackmoore> i need the cash
[16:23:55] <Blackmoore> I'm getting paid plus holiday pay
[16:21:35] <Blackmoore> *shrug*
[16:21:30] <Blackmoore> *shruf*
[16:21:21] <mechanicjay> Blackmoore: my condolences
[16:20:58] <Blackmoore> i'm working
[16:18:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> playing with the bot today myself. trying to make it unicode friendly on staff when it already was on my box.
[16:16:30] <mechanicjay> ...from the looks of things, I should get my submission count up too
[16:16:13] <mechanicjay> ...and of course get my comment count up on the site.
[16:15:39] <mechanicjay> Just have to get through a major service launch in an hour, hope no tickets come it, and push some deadlines back to mid-jan. :)
[16:15:09] <janrinok> sounds like a perfect working day
[16:14:48] <mechanicjay> At least they're letting us out early. Combined with lunch at the Brew Pub down the street, probably won't be too bad of a day.
[16:14:40] <janrinok> TheMightyBuzzard: hello to you too
[16:14:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> well technically i am i suppose but working from home and not having anything that needs doing...
[16:14:24] <janrinok> Season's greetings and all that....
[16:14:05] <mechanicjay> Hey janrinok, nice!
[16:13:53] <ciri> hi janrinok
[16:13:53] <janrinok> Hi mechanicjay - not me!
[16:13:41] <mechanicjay> Who else is stuck working today?
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[16:03:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;pissoff
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[14:04:03] <Blackmoore> couple hours of work before xmas eve here
[14:03:42] <Bender> karma - coffee: 935
[14:03:42] <Blackmoore> coffee++
[14:03:37] <Blackmoore> mornin
[13:10:52] <Konomi> christmas in roo land
[13:08:07] <crutchy> merry xmas folks. just finished playing santa here. catch yas on the flipside
[12:54:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Mathematicians Make a Major Discovery about Prime Numbers - http://sylnt.us - large-gaps
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[11:38:33] <Konomi> hmm that date is so recent
[11:38:16] <Konomi> \o/
[11:38:14] <Konomi> Linux 3.16.0-4-amd64 #1 SMP Debian 3.16.7-ckt2-1 (2014-12-08) x86_64 GNU/Linux
[11:20:11] <crutchy> might go play some civ2. cya dude. if i don't catch ya, have a safe and happy one
[11:19:45] <swiss> yeah, that's why i gotta go to bed. I have a call to ditch at 7.
[11:19:41] <exec> Wednesday, 24 December 2014 @ 10:19 pm GMT+11 - Traralgon VIC
[11:19:40] <crutchy> ~time
[11:19:37] <crutchy> almost xmas here
[11:19:19] <ciri> i don't see any shit
[11:19:17] <crutchy> shit dude you should be sheepy
[11:19:17] <swiss> yeap
[11:19:12] <exec> Wednesday, 24 December 2014 @ 3:19 am PST - Los Angeles, CA, USA
[11:19:11] <swiss> ~time
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[11:18:58] <swiss> it's 3:19 here
[11:18:55] <swiss> :(
[11:18:54] <swiss> .time
[11:18:48] <swiss> ~time
[11:18:46] <swiss> i'm off to bed now though
[11:18:33] <swiss> i try to be a cool dude
[11:18:25] <swiss> i managed to mostly not keep people after hours
[11:18:10] <crutchy> easter eggs be damned!
[11:18:09] <swiss> yeah
[11:18:01] <crutchy> security is pretty critical in that line of work
[11:17:41] <swiss> i learn how their system works, i tell them what to put in, they fight back, i threaten to call the CSO, they back down
[11:17:24] <crutchy> good
[11:17:22] <swiss> oh, this isn't an optional change, or anything
[11:17:10] <swiss> agile
[11:17:08] <crutchy> ah
[11:17:05] <crutchy> they might not be able to recover from a change like that
[11:17:02] <swiss> i think we've moved to another model
[11:16:43] <crutchy> they weren't waterfall guys were they?
[11:16:22] <ciri> HEY! don't laugh at me
[11:16:21] <crutchy> lol
[11:16:10] <swiss> mine was "Yeah, you know your change freeze? That doesn't matter. Do what I say"
[11:15:53] <swiss> yeah, i avoid it
[11:15:44] <crutchy> ergh. phones--
[11:15:33] <swiss> i had 3 12 hour days in a row, i spent most of them arguing on the phone
[11:15:16] <swiss> basically
[11:15:12] <crutchy> so you earned your pay :)
[11:15:06] <swiss> and that we have some security gaps to close, asap
[11:15:00] <crutchy> ah
[11:14:54] <swiss> incident means we caught it early on
[11:14:48] <swiss> the one you have to worry about is a breach
[11:14:26] <swiss> they're bad, but they're not "bad"
[11:14:19] <crutchy> that sounds bad
[11:14:16] <crutchy> oh?
[11:14:09] <crutchy> one of the signs that the doomsayers talk about is an increase in domestic (US) demand before hyperinflation is expected (all the exported dollars coming home to roost)
[11:14:01] <swiss> incident is code for "we almost got fucked up"
[11:13:49] <swiss> i've been recovering from an incident
[11:13:25] <swiss> didn't notice
[11:13:05] <crutchy> the spike in gdp caught my interest today
[11:13:04] <swiss> that's why most security jobs aren't that bad - you just have to be doing better with security than beancounters are with dollars
[11:12:37] <swiss> yep :P
[11:12:32] <crutchy> nod. prolly a good thing :p
[11:12:11] <swiss> my job isn't to keep the company afloat as far as financial institution stuff goes
[11:12:03] <crutchy> that's a more achievable goal
[11:11:44] <swiss> our real goal is to have a cyber attack never be the reason we fail as a company
[11:11:29] <swiss> not necessarily though
[11:11:08] <crutchy> just a question of when
[11:11:07] <swiss> wooo financial institutions
[11:11:02] <crutchy> it'll happen. unfortunately
[11:10:37] <swiss> i work for a giant corp, but if we get taken down, have fun with the new depression :P
[11:10:18] <swiss> and passwords
[11:10:17] <crutchy> i like working for small companies
[11:10:13] <swiss> and CCs
[11:10:11] <swiss> that doesn't happen very easily...
[11:09:49] <crutchy> need to change a lot of SSNs
[11:09:41] <crutchy> nod
[11:09:33] <swiss> it would buy time imo
[11:09:21] <crutchy> true. and its not that i wouldn't want them to. i just doubt it would work
[11:09:15] <swiss> if the data gets leaked tomorrow... worst christmas gift ever to those employees
[11:08:33] <swiss> depends on if they can orchestrate the takedown
[11:08:08] <crutchy> the data will be leaked
[11:08:03] <crutchy> but what happens when one of them is caught?
[11:07:54] <crutchy> maybe
[11:07:42] <swiss> but get them to pivot too much and you might get them to slip up
[11:07:37] <crutchy> i think their goal was fear
[11:07:30] <swiss> i think they pivoted when they saw a chance to impersonate NK
[11:07:18] <swiss> right, they weren't at first
[11:06:54] <crutchy> their demands were a bit abstract. not like they were asking for $1 million of unmarked bills in a red duffel bag to be dropped in a bin at some intersection somewhere
[11:06:19] <swiss> knowing that if they give up their bargaining chip, their demands would be ignored
[11:06:03] <swiss> they care if it's what would be keeping their demands met
[11:05:46] <crutchy> i still think regardless of what sony does, the data will be released. the attackers probably don't give a shit if thousands of US SSNs are leaked. i doubt they're even US citizens
[11:05:43] <swiss> that's releasing it, and that's bad
[11:04:53] <KonomiNetbook> you don't have to feel bad if the execute the data though
[11:04:22] <swiss> as in, the data wasn't deleted, or released
[11:04:04] <swiss> but the hostages haven't been killed or set free yet at that point
[11:03:49] <crutchy> not really. the hostage takers have already got away with it
[11:03:28] <swiss> right - hostage situation
[11:03:15] <crutchy> those lives are already at risk. the hackers already have that data and there's nothing sony can do about it
[11:03:05] <swiss> I think that was a horrible thing for him to do - oppose the company's decision in a state like this.
[11:02:47] <crutchy> also, obama's speech didn't help
[11:02:42] <swiss> it's true - but is a prescendent worth risking 47,000 lives (because identity theft CAN ruin your life) for?
[11:02:35] <crutchy> sony found themselves in a damned if they do, damned if they dont situation
[11:02:03] <crutchy> the problem is the activists made demands that if met would set a precedent which would make being a blackhat much more lucrative. if sony capitulated it would open the floodgates for more attacks
[11:00:20] <swiss> right - but it's their best one
[11:00:07] <crutchy> i think even if sony didn't release the movie the activists would merely make other threats. the data has no value to them except as a bargaining chip
[10:59:06] <swiss> social security numbers
[10:58:58] <crutchy> SSN?
[10:58:56] <swiss> right, but as long as the movie hasn't shown, they have reason to hold onto it... the hope (imo) would be to catch them as they get sloppy on future attacks before they release
[10:58:29] <swiss> 47,000 SSNs is the current estimate I believe
[10:58:16] <crutchy> they'll release it when there's no longer any reason for them to hold onto it
[10:57:36] <swiss> yes, but this is an activist group against the movie, but not necessarily against sony as a whole
[10:56:42] <crutchy> i doubt the authorities will be able to destroy it. the best protection that any leaker can make for themselves is to broaden the target... make lots of copies
[10:56:29] <swiss> and as long as the movie hasn't shown and the data wasn't leaked, they have a reason to not show the movie... kinda a stalemate
[10:55:50] <swiss> that's partially true, but as long as they're holding it ransom, there's more of a chance of catching them and nabbing the data pre-leak
[10:55:20] <crutchy> leaked data will leak
[10:55:01] <crutchy> they won't be able to just hold onto it forever
[10:54:54] <crutchy> if they have sony data to dump, they will regardless of what sony does
[10:54:41] <swiss> but it was hugeee
[10:54:38] <swiss> i forget what the last estimate was of the amount of data stolen
[10:54:23] <swiss> oh, i don't mean the movie theater bomb threats, i mean the fact they threatened to dump sony data
[10:54:03] <swiss> considering the bredth of the dump about their employees
[10:54:03] <crutchy> people will see it at their own risk i guess
[10:53:46] <swiss> My personal opinion - they just took a hostage situation and said "Shoot them, I dare you" to them.
[10:53:43] <crutchy> i'm not gunna see it anyway. it sounds retarded
[10:53:19] <swiss> curious, i've been debatin this with a friend for a while now - what's everyone's opinion about sony agreeing to release the movie now?
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[08:48:46] * chromas puts an alias up exec
[08:44:48] <Bender> karma - cheesecake: 1
[08:44:47] <chromas> cheesecake++
[08:44:46] <crutchy> mmm cheesecake
[08:44:33] <ar> Konomi: i can provide cheesecake and water
[08:44:29] <crutchy> everything will go pear shaped
[08:44:07] <Konomi> i_can_haz_bukit() { }
[08:43:45] <crutchy> bucket locks
[08:43:35] <crutchy> chromas, i'm implementing a new alias definition parameter... couldn't help myself :p
[08:43:09] <crutchy> yumm
[08:43:02] <Konomi> better spoon it into your mouth raw
[08:42:41] <Bender> karma - milo: 3
[08:42:41] <crutchy> milo++
[08:42:35] <crutchy> thas no good
[08:42:07] <Konomi> ._.
[08:42:03] <Konomi> I'm like I feel sore I better lay dow.. wait I got sore from napping fuuuuuu
[08:41:49] <Konomi> waking up sore sucks
[08:27:51] <ciri> when you coming back. miss ya already! ;) arti
[08:27:50] <arti> brb
[08:27:49] * arti has a strange craving for hot chocolate
[08:27:10] <crutchy> http://ladyornot.com
[08:27:07] <arti> .com
[08:27:04] <arti> terrible
[08:26:04] <crutchy> don't type 'dogfart' as a google image search
[08:25:48] <crutchy> oh my!@
[08:25:08] <arti> should be a cute illustration of a dog tbh
[08:25:05] <chromas> reduce, reuse…
[08:24:59] <crutchy> if a dog farts in the woods, can you smell it from a mile away?
[08:24:54] <chromas> also the recycle logo
[08:24:40] <ciri> lol that's funny!
[08:24:39] <chromas> lol
[08:24:27] <chromas> if that's the case, I really care about you guys. Let me just share this bit of trivia here…
[08:24:16] <arti> need that on one of those needle antidrug ads
[08:24:01] <crutchy> sharing is caring
[08:23:53] <arti> just means they're comfortable around you
[08:23:36] <chromas> dogfartctl
[08:23:27] <crutchy> ]he has a dog
[08:23:26] * arti points above
[08:23:25] <crutchy> chromas prolly has no shortage of gas around him
[08:23:22] <ciri> i missed it, what are you laughing at? >.>
[08:23:22] <arti> lol t800
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[08:23:05] <chromas> I wonder if I even have any bash scripts
[08:23:03] <crutchy> ~define floaking
[08:23:02] <Konomi> I poured gas all over him what is this petrol you speak of
[08:22:53] <Bender> karma - floaking: 1
[08:22:53] <crutchy> floaking++
[08:22:42] <Konomi> that's if he floaks
[08:22:42] <chromas> Yeah it does suck you don't get to see what happens next
[08:22:41] <crutchy> prolly something to do with the petrol your poured all over him and the matchbox in your hand
[08:22:32] <arti> "if he burns, he wasn't a witch"
[08:22:23] <arti> eek.
[08:22:14] <Konomi> not sure why
[08:22:13] <Konomi> ends with him catching fire everytime
[08:22:11] <chromas> You're an inward
[08:22:04] <arti> you inward.
[08:21:52] <chromas> neigh
[08:21:46] <arti> those dreams are referred to as nightmares
[08:21:44] <chromas> oh noes!
[08:21:42] <crutchy> be afraid
[08:21:35] <crutchy> oh my chromas dude you're in her dreams
[08:21:33] <arti> o.o
[08:21:18] * chromas uninstalls bash just in case
[08:21:12] <Konomi> just working on a way to kill you in your dreams
[08:21:10] <chromas> although I should probably watch my ports
[08:21:02] <crutchy> tama is full of number 2's
[08:20:55] <chromas> Well I'm a farther reach to hit
[08:20:43] <crutchy> ^the grab
[08:19:56] <crutchy> hehe chromas that thought crossed my mind too but i didn't want my name moved higher up the hit list than it already is
[08:19:34] <chromas> Whoops. alsactl mute
[08:18:50] <Konomi> evil I was half asleep
[08:18:48] <chromas> I always thought tama sounded like a stripper name but now I think she might be fat
[08:18:32] <chromas> <tama> chocolate is not just for breakfast anymore
[08:17:47] <Bender> Added quote 320
[08:17:47] <chromas> !grab Konomi
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[08:05:11] <Konomi> can't find any pictures and it was bigger than normal
[08:04:36] <Konomi> weird examplesz
[08:03:34] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Wiki: Shoal
[08:03:34] <ar> something like this? http://en.wikipedia.org
[08:02:21] <Konomi> did not help I seemed to be on some sand bar
[08:02:11] <ar> oh, so "I'm only going to say this once: Don.'t. Touch. My glasses."
[08:01:10] <Konomi> you broke my glasses i am going to kill you
[08:01:03] <Konomi> it was more like
[08:00:57] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03My glasses, I can't see without my glasses - YouTube
[08:00:57] <ar> https://www.youtube.com
[08:00:09] <ar> Konomi: "My glasses! I can't see without my glasses!" or "My glasses! I can't be seen without my glasses!"?
[07:58:14] <Konomi> shitty dream
[07:58:11] <Konomi> dreamt I broke my glasses
[07:35:43] <aqu4> I'll tell them in a PM next time I see 'em.
[07:35:43] <Subsentient> $tell Alberto I might do it, but I have a lot going on right now and barely enough time and energy to do what I already have to.
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[07:34:15] <Ethanol-fueled> Gotta get up early and without a hangover so I can record more music.
[07:33:35] <Ethanol-fueled> nothing's more depressing than having to control how much alcohol I drink tonight :(
[07:30:22] <crutchy> moar civ2
[07:30:12] <arti> bleh it was green screen, i'll be quiet now
[07:28:23] <arti> ejection seat, w/e
[07:28:13] <arti> oh yes, the cg ejector seat
[07:27:54] <swiss> on die hard 2 now
[07:27:50] <swiss> pretty good
[07:24:08] <arti> how've you been swiss?
[07:23:29] <arti> "good"
[07:23:24] <swiss> i'm watchin die hard
[07:23:09] <Ethanol-fueled> That was an awesome fucking refreshing movie. I hate hollywood bullshit but it was fresh as fuck
[07:22:57] <swiss> no, the good ones
[07:22:53] <Ethanol-fueled> swiss, you should see Birdman.
[07:22:50] <arti> christmas story?
[07:22:39] <swiss> i'm watchin christmas movies!
[07:22:03] <Ethanol-fueled> Do ho hooooo!
[07:21:40] <crutchy> he's got europe over a barrel. just waving his cock around trying to decide who to fuck next
[07:20:54] <crutchy> he's already managed to get ukraine of all countries to pay up front for its oil
[07:19:56] <crutchy> either. like i said if he's batshit crazy he might do anything
[07:19:47] <arti> either way they're boned with an export economy
[07:19:39] <arti> or sell more for cheaper
[07:19:34] <arti> so reduce supply, and sell less?
[07:19:14] <crutchy> russia has massive oil reserves that euro depends on. all it would have to do is turn the taps off and oil would skyrocket
[07:18:35] <crutchy> that might work for a little while, but i actually think cheap oil is more an attack on US shale companies
[07:17:59] <arti> cheap oil.
[07:17:28] <crutchy> if putin wants something, who's gunna stop him?
[07:17:18] <crutchy> world wouldn't have a choice
[07:16:58] <arti> you think the world would allow a power vacuum there?
[07:16:31] <crutchy> if putin is batshit insane with his finger on thousands of nuke triggers, nobody gunna fuck with him
[07:16:27] * arti bites ciri
[07:16:23] <ciri> Oh yeah bite me arti
[07:16:22] <arti> bite down and take it?
[07:15:29] <crutchy> putin knows the best ways to deal with it
[07:15:23] <arti> nah, just get hacked and claim national security
[07:15:22] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy - like I said, a bunch of old goddamn crazy fools. Fucking Catholics, Mormons, and Jews.
[07:15:03] <Ethanol-fueled> maybe America wants out of the Middle East and is trying to instigate a 9/11 style attack on Russia?
[07:14:40] <crutchy> the CIA has been up russia's arse for years
[07:14:26] <Ethanol-fueled> Don't you think it's suspecious that 2 planes from the same airline were shot down?
[07:14:10] <crutchy> after 30 years the other way
[07:14:05] <Ethanol-fueled> arti, how do we know who shot down the plane?
[07:14:03] <crutchy> arti, i think he's just pushing back
[07:13:47] <crutchy> likely
[07:13:46] <arti> he wouldn't have to look after them so much if he weren't shooting down planes and taking over neighbors
[07:13:37] <Ethanol-fueled> Bunch of old fucking fools are going to get us all killed.
[07:13:13] <Ethanol-fueled> so a bunch of batshit insane Neocons and other Crypto-Christians could do God's work for him.
[07:13:13] <crutchy> good quality in a leader
[07:13:05] <crutchy> putin's just looking after his own
[07:12:49] <Ethanol-fueled> we went and done fucked errything up.
[07:12:38] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, although I'm not totally sympathetic to putin, we're not exactly the most credible on the world stage either.
[07:11:50] <arti> putler wants a massive influx of dollars
[07:11:37] <crutchy> i dunno. hope not
[07:11:28] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, regarding the money situation. Does that mean we're all gonna be fucked?
[07:11:14] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled, true
[07:11:06] <crutchy> austrian economists forecast a massiv influx of dollars, which will trigger the hyperinflation. nobody knows when of course
[07:10:50] <Ethanol-fueled> so much garbage to wade though.
[07:10:42] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, the problem is finding a woman who's worth it.
[07:06:20] <arti> consumer spending is up, businesses not so much
[07:06:15] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled, we're mere males dude. getting pussy whipped is what we do
[07:01:56] <crutchy> dollars starting to come home
[07:01:47] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Strong GDP Growth Just Part of the Story: What We Really Learned About the U.S. Economy Today - TheStreet
[07:01:46] <crutchy> http://www.thestreet.com
[07:01:28] <Ethanol-fueled> :(
[07:01:26] <Ethanol-fueled> that feel when they girl you're trying to get with is so awesome that you had to take down one of your songs because it had the word "Wiggers" in its title picture
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[06:59:24] <crutchy> ^ for coffee++ lovers
[06:59:13] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Keurig Announces Massive Recall - Pioneer News
[06:59:12] <crutchy> http://www.piercepioneer.com
[06:59:11] <crutchy> wholly shitbags
[06:54:03] <arti> you don't believe?!?!
[06:53:40] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Google Santa Tracker
[06:53:39] <crutchy> ok. this is lame, but in the whole spirit of the thing bs... https://santatracker.google.com
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[06:49:18] <crutchy> beef came from family pasture too :D
[06:46:49] <Bender> karma - beef_stew: 1
[06:46:49] <crutchy> beef_stew++
[06:46:09] * crutchy wonders if it should be Tomorrow's Electronic Coak
[06:45:07] <Ethanol-fueled> hahah
[06:42:37] <arti> codename: filthbot.
[06:42:25] <arti> that was a random guess
[06:42:15] <crutchy> yo mama is so phat her cheeks kiss themselves
[06:42:13] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Shit Snort Blaspheme
[06:42:09] <arti> http://8008135.tumblr.com
[06:41:54] <arti> okay tama
[06:41:45] <crutchy> 8008135 would make a good song title
[06:41:37] <crutchy> hmm
[06:41:30] <crutchy> maybe also some robotic voice with 8.0.0.8.1.3.5
[06:40:59] <arti> maybe he was typing jewels
[06:40:28] <crutchy> especially one that has 'jew' in the title :p
[06:40:18] <arti> baaaaaaad.
[06:40:09] <crutchy> and goat fucking. what's a song without that
[06:40:09] <arti> all this "meat on their bones" hogwash
[06:39:56] <arti> pfft, it's all about the thin ones
[06:39:47] <crutchy> don't forget to mention fat pigeon porn somewhere
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[06:38:19] <arti> especially if they're going to photograph their dongles.
[06:38:01] <arti> just make sure that the robots don't use facebox.
[06:35:15] <Ethanol-fueled> about avoiding surveillance in the dystopic future - that's the concept.
[06:35:02] <arti> cybernetic implies flesh, no
[06:34:59] <Ethanol-fueled> Tomorrow's Electronic Cloak
[06:34:57] <arti> that words good.
[06:34:56] <dx3bydt3> cybernetic
[06:34:47] <Ethanol-fueled> Okay, that words.
[06:34:44] <Ethanol-fueled> electronic
[06:33:56] <arti> Anamatronic, automaton, electro-mechanical blah
[06:33:54] <Ethanol-fueled> robotic sounds corny, but I want to keep teh words "Tomorrow's" and "cloak" in the title.
[06:32:19] <Ethanol-fueled> arti, What's a word I can use in place of the word "Robotic?"
[06:29:16] <arti> :D
[06:27:09] <Ethanol-fueled> OH! Good idea arti, Apple must be mentioned in there somewhere too
[06:26:56] <arti> then process it into apple products
[06:26:38] <Ethanol-fueled> then I will add "with robotic semen"
[06:26:35] <arti> been awhile since i've made any music
[06:26:30] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm going to get an audio clip of Starfox64 's Rob sayinig, "Great Fox will cover you..."
[06:26:07] <Ethanol-fueled> arti, I'm going to do that for the gay Jewish robots song tomorrow
[06:25:51] <arti> sounds like a badass transformer
[06:25:17] <Bender> karma - autotune: 1
[06:25:17] <Ethanol-fueled> autotune++
[06:25:07] <Ethanol-fueled> hahaha, I'm not looking forward to singing it though
[06:24:51] <arti> just need one of those anime singing robot synths
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[06:24:33] <arti> kinda reminds me of something 90s
[06:23:16] <Ethanol-fueled> so it gets kinda monotonous as it is. I should have it finished tomorrow. Along with the song about gay Jewish robots that crutchy and konomi requested.
[06:23:14] <Bender> karma - creative_endeavors: 1
[06:23:14] <arti> creative_endeavors++
[06:22:45] <Ethanol-fueled> It's only a skeleton track. It needs more parts.
[06:22:22] <arti> thanks sir, scoping out
[06:22:17] <Hedonismbot> * 03Tomorrow's Robotic Cloak.mp3 - Google Drive
[06:22:17] <Ethanol-fueled> https://drive.google.com
[06:22:08] <arti> uh?
[06:22:02] <Ethanol-fueled> what do you think of my track, arti?
[06:21:51] <Ethanol-fueled> Oy. Timestamp check
[06:19:48] <SirFinkus> only thing that makes christmas worthwhile
[06:19:12] <SirFinkus> but steam sale
[06:18:54] <arti> lovin' that holiday traffic
[06:18:38] <SirFinkus> sup arti
[06:18:28] <arti> g'day finkus
[06:18:15] <arti> more like bill of wrongs
[06:17:52] <SirFinkus> so we're misusing executive power to usurp congress's right to pass laws which violate the bill of rights?
[06:17:18] <arti> maybe we can tweet about it, too?
[05:59:40] <chromas> quick e'rybody! online petition
[05:59:28] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Petition · Issue an executive order to neutralize the SOPA-like language in HR 4681 - Intelligence Authorization Act for Fiscal Year 2015 · Change.org
[05:59:27] <chromas> https://www.change.org
[05:57:30] * SirFinkus salivates
[05:57:23] <SirFinkus> I know what *I* want for christmas
[05:56:43] * chromas sets out xmas cookies
[05:56:36] <chromas> 164683759.1550317542.1370506972.1370506972.1370506972.1
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[05:56:23] <chromas> af2eabb9deb3cbbc06a26d2051d8915f
[05:53:33] <SpallsHurgenson> so...um... Christmas, eh? Yeah, let's talk about that instead
[05:48:40] * SirFinkus scrolls up
[05:48:28] <SirFinkus> I missed a coprophilia discussion?
[05:41:02] <SpallsHurgenson> just assume everything will work and click the install button :)
[05:40:35] <Konomi> kernel changelogs are far too long to read
[05:39:46] <Konomi> I seen that on my netbook and I just didn't want to participate ;p
[05:38:45] <SpallsHurgenson> sure, it's bad but on the other hand you could have remained here and had a "fascinating" discussion about coprophilia, so I think you came out ahead :)
[05:36:53] <Konomi> eww ;p
[05:36:12] <SpallsHurgenson> welcome to ubuntu 14.10 :)
[05:32:27] <Konomi> kernel update complete
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[05:31:11] <chromas> -1
[05:31:09] <chromas> it's totally off-topic
[05:30:49] <SpallsHurgenson> given this conversation, I am very wary of following that link :)
[05:30:13] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Take It Or Leave It: A Most Unusual Holiday
[05:30:12] <chromas> http://kmkeen.com
[05:28:25] <SpallsHurgenson> (or alternately, say "what the hell, this is MY house and the damn humans better get used to the smell", which is how my kitty rolls :)
[05:26:52] <SpallsHurgenson> oh, and cats sniff to see if it is well-enough hidden to mask their scent from other predators, cats and prey (e.g., will any of the above be able to tell there is a cat in the vicinity? if yes, bury deeper :)
[05:24:31] <SpallsHurgenson> useless fact of the day. Now you know!
[05:24:23] <SpallsHurgenson> animals smell their own poop to a) check their own digestive health and b) see if it is worth re-ingesting for extra nutrients. the human digestive system isn't strong enough for the latter, so our innate reaction is one of disgust
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[05:02:37] <chromas> we know it's gross but still do it anyway
[05:02:28] <chromas> does
[05:02:24] <chromas> we know it's gross; that's all our sickness dow for us
[05:02:04] <chromas> nah
[04:58:22] <crutchy> i can understand humans doing it, but we're a bunch of sick fucks
[04:57:32] <crutchy> guinea pigs have just had a bath to clean the shit off their noses
[04:57:13] <crutchy> what drives an animal to want to dig its nose into its own shit?
[04:48:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Death of Voice Mail - http://sylnt.us - Televox
[04:37:53] * KonomiNetbook releases the squirrels
[04:07:31] <chromas> Never got into turn-based strategy games
[04:07:11] <chromas> I've got civ 5; barely played it
[04:03:42] <crutchy> might go play some more civ2
[03:58:06] <SpallsHurgenson> so I won't be able to build my very own space-elevator; at least I'll have made the military-industrial complex slightly richer. Gawd blass Merka!
[03:57:28] <SpallsHurgenson> we all must make sacrifices for our country :) :)
[03:57:22] <crutchy> they'll probably go with someone more expensive thinking they're missing out on something if they go with you
[03:56:55] <crutchy> $1 billion fee. that's probably cheap for the US government
[03:56:24] <SpallsHurgenson> $18.001 trillion (that apparent rounding error at the end is my fee :)
[03:56:19] <crutchy> esp the ones that are still swimming around in their daddy's ballsacks
[03:55:46] <crutchy> yeah i don't envy american taxpayers much
[03:55:31] <ciri> i missed it, what are you laughing at? >.>
[03:55:29] <crutchy> lol
[03:55:21] <crutchy> even if most of it is cheap chinese junk
[03:55:21] <SpallsHurgenson> here, let me help: for the low-low cost of 18 trillion dollars, not only will we give you an aircraft carrier, but also the right to title of the country saddled with the largest amount of government debt :)
[03:54:57] <crutchy> at least you guys get *something* for your moneys
[03:54:36] <crutchy> we just blow it on union cronyism
[03:54:18] <SpallsHurgenson> I mean, you guys don't even have ONE active aircraft carrier! how are you going to increase your debt without an overly large military?
[03:54:06] <crutchy> for 8% of the population of america we're racking it up though :p
[03:51:29] <SpallsHurgenson> amateurs! :) :)
[03:51:15] <SpallsHurgenson> heh, /total/ Australian gov't debt is just a little more than /one/ year's US federal budget deficit :)
[03:50:49] <crutchy> unfortunately
[03:50:19] <crutchy> one day it will
[03:50:01] <crutchy> i hop onto google news just to see if the djia has tanked
[03:48:13] <SpallsHurgenson> bah, talk to me when you got debt in the trillions :)
[03:48:06] <crutchy> per capita we might just end up doing that
[03:47:35] <chromas> You must build a biggerer and betterer debt than the other guys
[03:47:13] <crutchy> i'm one of those libertarian scumbags
[03:46:39] <chromas> You don't want everyone else to have a better debt than you, do you?
[03:46:05] <crutchy> our debt is increasing
[03:46:03] <SpallsHurgenson> remember, the government that governs best, governs least :)
[03:45:53] <SpallsHurgenson> but at least you can stop them from accomplishing anything :)
[03:45:34] <crutchy> they never will though
[03:45:20] <crutchy> pretty much
[03:45:13] <SpallsHurgenson> Vote of No Confidence until they get it right!
[03:44:36] <crutchy> if i could convince the australian greens party to not be economically retarded i might have voted for them. atm there's still nobody worth voting for :/
[03:41:42] <crutchy> maybe yeah
[03:41:31] <SpallsHurgenson> they think it's british :)
[03:41:13] <crutchy> apparently foreign chicks like aussie accents. nfi why
[03:39:17] <SpallsHurgenson> just listening to the accent might work too :)
[03:39:16] <crutchy> we could have our own version of 'operation get behind the darkies'
[03:38:28] <chromas> then let the snakes and wallabies do the work
[03:38:11] <chromas> just convince them to stop by your own country
[03:38:04] <chromas> invade
[03:38:00] <chromas> don't invate
[03:37:58] <SpallsHurgenson> shouldn't be too hard to get Merka to do it for you; we don't need much of an excuse :)
[03:37:55] <crutchy> i doubt he'd be able to get enough support
[03:37:30] <Konomi> but I'm sure he's thought about it
[03:37:18] <Konomi> fortunatly we're too small in invade a country
[03:36:56] <crutchy> we like making fun of politicians, though im only assuming thats what the vid is
[03:36:55] <Konomi> we've got a george bush wannabe for a priministor at the momenet basicallyu
[03:36:48] <Bender> karma - tv: -2
[03:36:48] <JamesNZ> tv--
[03:36:37] <Konomi> yeah it's all poltical stuff SpallsHurgenson
[03:36:01] <SpallsHurgenson> I don't get it; most be an ozzie thing :)
[03:35:43] <Bender> karma - tv: -1
[03:35:43] <crutchy> tv--
[03:35:19] <crutchy> like most politicians :/
[03:34:59] <crutchy> hes annoying
[03:34:43] <Konomi> <3 this guy lol
[03:34:39] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Tony Abbott's first year as Prime Minister - YouTube
[03:34:39] <Konomi> https://www.youtube.com
[03:34:36] <crutchy> damn power flicker :/
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[03:32:00] <SpallsHurgenson> I told you, no redeeming value... yet hard to resist
[03:30:36] * Konomi aborts viewing web site
[03:28:46] <Konomi> "So apparently the story here is that this little guy walked right into the store and the police tazed him to death (after not being able to remove him I assume). So, I’d just like to go ahead and thank them for ruining the hopes and dreams of every little kid in that store who probably thought Rudolph just got murdered."
[03:28:39] <Konomi> http://www.peopleofwalmart.com
[03:25:36] <crutchy> aw
[03:25:27] <exec> error: var "goat" not found in path "/"
[03:25:26] <crutchy> ~get /goat
[03:25:25] <SpallsHurgenson> aww, that's a cute one.
[03:25:05] <chromas> he got your goat
[03:25:03] <SpallsHurgenson> I'm afraid to click... and yet I cannot resist
[03:24:51] <Konomi> wat
[03:24:50] <Konomi> http://www.peopleofwalmart.com
[03:24:43] <crutchy> grabbing?
[03:24:12] <SpallsHurgenson> komomi soon kicks you ass if you keep that up, I think :)
[03:23:53] <crutchy> Konomi agrees :p
[03:23:39] <Konomi> yup...
[03:23:37] <crutchy> chromas we need a grope command dude
[03:23:31] <Konomi> walmart so full of crazy
[03:23:30] <SpallsHurgenson> Konomi: not to go into too much details, but based on the pix there some of those people forgot the first and did the second. very disturbing
[03:22:58] <Bender> Added quote 319
[03:22:58] <crutchy> !grab Konomi
[03:22:54] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03YouTube Is Testing An Autoplay Feature That Streams Suggested Videos Automatically | TechCrunch
[03:22:53] <Leebert> http://techcrunch.com
[03:22:39] <Konomi> pull up those pants people and go to the toilet shesh x.x
[03:22:33] <Leebert> chromas: No, It really is something new they're doing.
[03:22:30] <SpallsHurgenson> fortunately, walmart never really caught on 'round these parts so avoiding it isn't much of a problem :)
[03:22:11] <SpallsHurgenson> Konomi: everytime I think of going to a Walmart for the first time, this site saves me from making that sort of mistake :)
[03:21:34] <Konomi> SpallsHurgenson: that site is disturbing I thought it would be people dressed funny but um that hygiene...
[03:21:26] <SpallsHurgenson> I hate when I accidentally
[03:21:18] <chromas> I think there's an extension to nuke those
[03:21:07] <chromas> Leebert: you probably accidentally a playlist instead of a video
[03:20:02] <SpallsHurgenson> Panicked, but calm! Sleepy, but energetic! Agressive, but reassuring!
[03:18:55] <Leebert> Yeah, it's a random experiment.
[03:18:51] <Konomi> apparently they don't get the meaning of those two words
[03:18:43] <Konomi> apparently the afp is telling australians to stay "relaxed but alert"
[03:18:43] <Leebert> You can disable it, but like other pointless crap on the web (*cough*MediaViewer*cough*) that only works if you store persistent cookies.
[03:18:41] <SpallsHurgenson> hmmm... must be doing it only on some videos, I guess.
[03:17:47] <Leebert> Because you TOTALLY want to watch another video, right?
[03:17:40] <Leebert> Once your video is done playing, it will "autoplay" another "related" video.
[03:17:25] <Leebert> They've deployed a new "feature"
[03:17:17] <Leebert> I think you're missing what I'm complaining about.
[03:17:05] <Leebert> No.
[03:16:42] <SpallsHurgenson> then load the page and click the play button... until you do that, the video won't start, just like you want :)
[03:16:07] <Leebert> If I'm going to YouTube, I probably WANT flash to work. :)
[03:15:40] <Leebert> It's getting (by design) nearly impossible to live on the web without accepting persistent cookies.
[03:15:37] <SpallsHurgenson> flashblock solves all :)
[03:15:13] <Leebert> this new YouTube autoplay annoys me.
[03:11:28] <crutchy> carpet doesn't care for itself
[03:11:09] <crutchy> someone has to look after it
[03:09:40] <Konomi> that sounds really wrong you know
[03:09:00] <crutchy> ~profile-add Konomi caretaker of SpallsHurgenson's carpet
[03:08:42] <SpallsHurgenson> might be a few disadvantages, but nothing oodles of money couldn't fix :)
[03:08:13] <Konomi> grass carpet!
[03:08:08] <Konomi> I actually thought about it a lot as a kid
[03:08:07] <crutchy> !blockgrab
[03:07:39] <SpallsHurgenson> mmmm, fresh grass between the toes, that would be neat :)
[03:07:07] <Konomi> grow*
[03:07:05] * Konomi tries to grown the lawnseed on SpallsHurgenson's carpet
[03:02:44] * SpallsHurgenson steals back his lawnseed from crutchy
[03:02:25] <Bender> karma - architects: -2
[03:02:25] <crutchy> architects--
[03:01:36] <SpallsHurgenson> might be more, "Uh, Mr Architect? You did notice that there is a highway there?" "Oh, hmmm... wait, I have an idea!"
[03:00:52] <Konomi> though it does look more insulated
[03:00:51] <crutchy> might still hear wind
[03:00:47] <SpallsHurgenson> actually, it looks more like a bus ramp
[03:00:46] <Konomi> shame
[03:00:30] <Konomi> if it's a mag lev they wouldn't hear shit
[03:00:26] <SpallsHurgenson> "Mr Subway Engineer, very sorry but there is building in way!" "Screw that, I don't care; we're going through it!"
[03:00:07] <chromas> they get the view of a higher level without the higher rent
[02:59:17] <crutchy> feel sorry for the poor buggers with offices right next to that tube
[02:59:14] <chromas> I suppose nacho is Japanese for something
[02:58:55] <Bender> karma - nacho: 1
[02:58:55] <chromas> nacho++
[02:58:21] <Konomi> https://i.imgur.com
[02:58:17] <Konomi> I did not ;p
[02:58:12] <crutchy> its just that awesome
[02:57:21] <SpallsHurgenson> didn't you post that one already?
[02:57:03] <Konomi> http://fc05.deviantart.net
[02:55:25] <SpallsHurgenson> I don't know what we would do without ciri, but I'm sure willing to give it a try!
[02:53:39] <crutchy> what would we do without ciri. its as soylent as xlefay's run-in with that bung switch
[02:53:17] <SpallsHurgenson> spoke too soon: this is just awesome http://www.peopleofwalmart.com :)
[02:52:19] <JamesNZ> SpallsHurgenson: Hah, goodness me XD
[02:51:54] <crutchy> walmartians
[02:50:47] <Bender> karma - ciri: -29
[02:50:47] <chromas> ciri++
[02:50:45] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03People Of Walmart - Funny Pictures of People Shopping at Walmart : People Of Walmart
[02:50:44] <SpallsHurgenson> there is nothing redeeming about browsing through http://www.peopleofwalmart.com and yet I cannot stop myself
[02:50:38] <chromas> So we need to know what's around it
[02:50:36] <crutchy> ooh ciri has an rss feed
[02:50:25] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled: need moar lines around it. You can't just change one word; it's gotta have the right number of syllables and stuff
[02:49:14] <crutchy> grabception is with tama and ciri in the batcave
[02:47:57] <Konomi> grabception
[02:47:56] <ciri> heh
[02:47:55] <SpallsHurgenson> lol
[02:47:46] <Bender> Added quote 318
[02:47:46] <chromas> !grab SpallsHurgenson
[02:46:25] <SpallsHurgenson> yeah, that wasn't your best, but I was trigger happy :)
[02:45:56] <Konomi> I didn't care about that one ;p
[02:45:48] <Bender> Added quote 317
[02:45:48] <SpallsHurgenson> !grab konomi
[02:45:43] <Konomi> I need something to mess with I get really bored ya know
[02:43:33] <Konomi> ;p
[02:43:33] <Konomi> that's what I call people
[02:43:26] <SpallsHurgenson> is that what the kids call it these days?
[02:43:06] <Konomi> SpallsHurgenson: gotta keep my eye on my tamogotchis
[02:42:44] <Konomi> instagram is basically tumblr but focusing more on pictures
[02:42:44] <SpallsHurgenson> see, Konomi knows :)
[02:42:43] * Ethanol-fueled steps out to visit the fambly
[02:42:32] <Konomi> that's snapchat
[02:42:31] <Ethanol-fueled> gimme feedback on the song, guys. I'm squealing like a little girl at how awesome that song's gonna be when I finish it.
[02:41:49] * crutchy graciously accepts and dreams of a huge forest wall
[02:40:58] * SpallsHurgenson passes crutchy some lawn seed
[02:40:41] <crutchy> fuck i'm getting old
[02:40:36] <crutchy> or is that snapchat
[02:40:13] <crutchy> isn't instagram where all the teens post their naked selfies?
[02:40:11] <SpallsHurgenson> we could just grab EVERYTHING you say, just to be sure we get the good ones :)
[02:39:35] <Konomi> oh no I am making sure you'll all miss that one \o/
[02:39:31] <crutchy> gay robots, gay monkey sex... meh
[02:39:22] <SpallsHurgenson> well, if it would help you could say the gay robots thing again and we'll grab that this time :)
[02:38:46] <Konomi> really...
[02:38:45] <crutchy> Konomi, you have to pull your brain out through your nose, drop it in a gutter and kick it around for a bit
[02:38:44] <Konomi> I mean I rant about gay robots and you grab me collecting instagram accounts?
[02:38:38] <Ethanol-fueled> You're welcome, guys. Enjoy!
[02:38:31] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Tomorrow's Robotic Cloak.mp3 - Google Drive
[02:38:30] <Ethanol-fueled> https://drive.google.com
[02:37:29] <ciri> very carefully and then some
[02:37:29] <SpallsHurgenson> does peopleofwallmart.com have an instagram account? :)
[02:37:28] <Konomi> how is that even grab worthy?
[02:37:14] <Bender> Added quote 316
[02:37:14] <crutchy> !grab Konomi
[02:36:52] <Konomi> I need some better instagram accounts for my collection
[02:36:51] <Ethanol-fueled> But is quite listenable on its own as it is, a good song for coding etc.
[02:36:41] <Ethanol-fueled> It's only a skeleton song. I need to record the bass, vocals, and some other embellishments.
[02:36:20] <Ethanol-fueled> 7mb out of 11 MB upload so far for "Tomorrow's Robotic Cloak"
[02:35:51] <Konomi> SpallsHurgenson: I've been diverting my attention elsewhere due to the coherent rating ;p
[02:35:28] <Ethanol-fueled> MAN THIS is gonna be awesome
[02:35:26] * SpallsHurgenson is happily insulated from that sort of thing (although it does make some of the conversations on this #channel a bit more incoherent than usual :)
[02:35:24] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[02:35:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah,
[02:35:17] <crutchy> don't forget to vocode some porno
[02:35:12] <Ethanol-fueled> "okay!" Clank Clank chomp!
[02:35:03] <Ethanol-fueled> and audio clips of bender saying "bite my shiny metal ass"
[02:35:01] <crutchy> on the internuts
[02:34:34] <Konomi> we'll get to the satan rituals later right after we finish talking about freedums \o/
[02:34:31] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm gonna do it. In fact, I'm going to spend tomorrow doing it.
[02:34:18] <Ethanol-fueled> i could use a vocoder for robot voices
[02:34:13] <SpallsHurgenson> oh, I should have known :)
[02:34:09] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, I'll do it man. Seriously. That sound like it would be a lot of fun.
[02:33:56] <Konomi> SpallsHurgenson: it's for EF it seems apt imo ;p
[02:33:55] <crutchy> streisand effect
[02:33:53] <JamesNZ> And robots, of course.
[02:33:32] <crutchy> actually with a title like that it prolly would get a lot of attention... taking a poke at religion and homosexuality in three words
[02:33:31] <SpallsHurgenson> just a rather unusual comment for you :)
[02:32:48] <Konomi> mew?
[02:32:45] <JamesNZ> XD
[02:32:41] * SpallsHurgenson 0_0s at Konomi in confusion
[02:32:37] <crutchy> i can see it skyrocketing up the charts... "gay robot jews" by "ethanol-fueled"
[02:32:31] <JamesNZ> Hmm.
[02:32:22] <Ethanol-fueled> cyber is too corny and overused,.
[02:32:15] <JamesNZ> Ethanol-fueled: Cyber?
[02:32:04] <Konomi> make it for crutchy
[02:32:02] <Ethanol-fueled> gay robot jews, in fact. But first I need to finiish "Tomorrow's __________ Cloak"
[02:31:56] <crutchy> ooh a dedication
[02:31:43] <Ethanol-fueled> konomi, just for you, I will make a whole entire song dedicated to gay robots.
[02:31:39] <Konomi> right gay robot jews
[02:31:34] <Konomi> everything tech related needs gay robot
[02:31:31] <crutchy> robot jews
[02:31:25] <Konomi> put in gay robots
[02:31:12] <crutchy> :p
[02:31:07] <Ethanol-fueled> dammit crutchy, you're no help.
[02:30:58] <crutchy> it has to include some kind of reference to grey goo then
[02:30:57] <Ethanol-fueled> Sounds good so far, man :)
[02:30:42] <Ethanol-fueled> since the song concept is about evasion of surveillance in the future.
[02:30:23] <Ethanol-fueled> related to NSA spying would be nice though.
[02:30:15] <Ethanol-fueled> actually any word will do, provided it has the same number of syllables
[02:30:10] <crutchy> vadervoice :p
[02:29:55] <Ethanol-fueled> no crutchy. Something more serious
[02:29:48] <crutchy> vocoding?
[02:29:12] <Ethanol-fueled> I want to keep "tomorrow's" and "cloak" but "Robotic" has to go.
[02:28:51] <Ethanol-fueled> The song title is currently "Tomorrow's Robotic Cloak", but I need something less corny.
[02:27:33] <Ethanol-fueled> What's a tech-related word I can use in place of the word "robotic" in a song?
[02:27:15] <Ethanol-fueled> Guys, I have writer's block
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[02:24:25] <crutchy> dunno. i vaguely remember quite a few old daft punk songs that sounded disco'ey
[02:22:24] <JamesNZ> crutchy: Around the World?
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[02:22:18] <SpallsHurgenson> I told you, RS-232 for the win :)
[02:21:57] <chromas> Firewire also gives your devices dma
[02:21:51] * SpallsHurgenson shakes a cane at crutchy, "How can a song LOOK like anything, you whippersnapper!"
[02:20:29] <crutchy> could have sworn there was a daft punk song that looked like it was from the disco era. but maybe it was just meant to look that way
[02:19:48] * SpallsHurgenson listens to some DeBarge
[02:18:47] <SpallsHurgenson> I'm still in the 80s today :)
[02:18:32] <crutchy> pfft. i was still in the 80's during the 90's :p
[02:17:46] <SpallsHurgenson> 90s, actually :)
[02:17:40] * crutchy is too old
[02:17:34] <crutchy> fuck i can't remember
[02:17:30] <crutchy> or 80's
[02:17:18] <crutchy> daft punk is 70's man
[02:17:06] <crutchy> too old? too young more like it
[02:16:44] <SpallsHurgenson> I'm too old too understand the Daft Punk reference... so get off my lawn :)
[02:16:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Devuan's Finding Its Voice - http://sylnt.us - it's-alive!
[02:16:04] <crutchy> lmao: http://i.crackedcdn.com
[02:15:10] <crutchy> "Judy Garland and pals frolicked through 27 asbestos blizzards before they got the footage they needed"
[02:14:11] <crutchy> that was for the snow effect apparently
[02:13:26] <crutchy> "When a firefighter pointed out that cotton is incredibly flammable, the filmmakers behind The Wizard of Oz made a bold decision in the name of health and safety: they swapped out cotton for asbestos. The on-set OHS officers promptly died of irony poisoning."
[02:10:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> if it's physically possible, a properly motivated engineer can figure it out given enough time.
[02:09:17] <crutchy> "The achievements of ancient cultures tend to be woefully unappreciated -- we think of the people as loincloth-wearing savages, and when we're proven wrong by some impressive feat of engineering, we just make a bunch of documentaries about aliens."
[02:07:47] <SpallsHurgenson> because all you need is a compass to precisely locate yourself, uh-huh
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[02:06:15] <crutchy> heh. viking "Global Pillaging System"
[02:05:16] <crutchy> sipping water prolly best
[02:04:53] <crutchy> "the Romans discovered nanotechnology and used it to make a bitchin' pimp cup"
[02:04:43] <SpallsHurgenson> urgh, cracked.com lists... that''s not gonna help :)
[02:04:25] <SpallsHurgenson> urg... I think I'm getting sick. I feel nauseated and achey.
[02:04:20] <Hedonismbot> ^ 035 Advanced Ancient Technologies That Shouldn't Be Possible | Cracked.com
[02:04:19] <crutchy> http://www.cracked.com
[01:58:06] <crutchy> they'll prolly just blame it on the poor suicidal chinese workers
[01:56:22] <SpallsHurgenson> huh, final spec was released in 2011. that's recent enough that they should have known better. it's not like USB, which was specced in '96, before the sheer evilness of the internet was well understood :)
[01:50:01] <SpallsHurgenson> I'm going to guess newer interfaces will have those. it will increase latency but improve security
[01:49:12] <crutchy> if they made a dma interface it would be nice to think they make some kind of virtualisation layer
[01:49:01] <SpallsHurgenson> grr. email the data.
[01:48:54] <SpallsHurgenson> I can verify MY gear, but if I have to do it with every device that might be connected (and the cables they use), then it really negates the whole advantage of an external connector. Might as well just emal the date :)
[01:47:54] <SpallsHurgenson> plus, external connectors are designed to be connected to random external devices: your hdd, alice's camera, bob's flash drive
[01:47:49] <crutchy> that would be a pretty slick interface then
[01:45:13] <crutchy> nod
[01:44:22] <SpallsHurgenson> except thunderbolt CABLES can be the source of the hijacking (tbolt cables have integrated circuits in 'em too)
[01:44:09] <crutchy> (i guess most apple users would buy direct from apple, so that's one benefit of the walled garden thing)
[01:43:45] <crutchy> moral of story: buy from someone you trust
[01:43:25] <crutchy> i guess in that sense any computer could be infected by a dodgy graphics or lan card
[01:43:11] <SpallsHurgenson> so yeah, full access is basically the point :)
[01:42:58] <crutchy> ah
[01:42:49] <SpallsHurgenson> IIRC, thunderbolt is basically PCI-E
[01:42:40] <crutchy> but dumber things have happened
[01:42:30] <crutchy> i would also be very surprised if thunderbolt was designed with dma in mind
[01:41:33] <SpallsHurgenson> it's a form of read-only-memory.
[01:41:12] <crutchy> thats a bit different though
[01:40:46] <SpallsHurgenson> tell that to eeproms :)
[01:39:59] <crutchy> i thought ROM by definition wasn't writable
[01:39:31] <SpallsHurgenson> (but bonus points to Apple for storing its cryptographic key in a writable ROM :)
[01:38:44] <SpallsHurgenson> yeah, but a device designed for external connections that gives direct access to all of the RAM is pretty dumb. even USB isn't that bad.
[01:38:01] <crutchy> its same as pretty much anything new. hackers will 'repurpose' in ways the original designer could never have imagined
[01:35:54] <SpallsHurgenson> rs232 serial interface for the win!
[01:35:08] <Konomi> who cares about security \o/
[01:35:03] <Konomi> time to design a new interface
[01:25:47] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Thunderbolt devices can infect MacBooks with persistent rootkits | PCWorld
[01:25:47] <SpallsHurgenson> wow, Thunderbolt's design is stupid. http://www.pcworld.com
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