#Soylent | Logs for 2014-12-15
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[00:00:53] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Fuck, we have 3:40 time left in the fourth quarter, SD 10, denver 22.
[00:00:59] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> FUCKING BULLSHIT
[00:01:39] * San-Diego-Super-Chargers loves hearing the hits on the mic
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[00:07:42] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> FUCK
[00:07:49] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> CHorgers lost
[00:08:03] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> GOD FUCKING DAMMITY
[00:08:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh, sounds like they're having an interesting day down under.
[00:09:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> isis group got hostages in a cafe in sydney
[00:09:05] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> https://www.youtube.com
[00:09:06] <systemd> ^ 03Vaginal Jesus - Slave Run Away Beat Rodney Down - YouTube
[00:09:15] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> suck my dick, FUCKERS.
[00:17:17] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> HAHAHAHAH
[00:17:28] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> DIIIIIEE
[00:24:59] <Konomi> https://www.youtube.com
[00:25:00] <systemd> ^ 03Twouble with Twitter (Why Twitter sucks) - YouTube
[00:25:33] <Konomi> this is actually pretty accurate
[00:25:40] <arti> http://link.brightcove.com
[00:25:52] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> https://www.youtube.com
[00:25:52] <systemd> ^ 03Brave Little Toaster - Worthless - YouTube
[00:26:51] <Tachyon> San-Diego-Super-Chargers: wht a stupid fucking long nick :/
[00:27:19] <Tachyon> this is the second time i've seen such retadred nick here
[00:27:20] <Tachyon> :/
[00:27:23] <Tachyon> anyways
[00:27:29] <Tachyon> http://www.reddit.com
[00:27:30] <systemd> ^ 03Sydney cafe being held by armed men bearing Isis flag : worldnews
[00:29:08] <Konomi> damn now the anal cavity searches will be mandatory thanks terrorists
[00:36:13] <Konomi> http://www.theguardian.com
[00:36:15] <systemd> ^ 03Sydney siege: reports of hostage situation inside cafe – live | Australia news | The Guardian
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[00:39:07] <silverly> goddamn terrorists
[00:39:18] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Fuck 'em
[00:40:04] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> https://www.youtube.com
[00:40:04] <systemd> ^ 03Sheila E and The E Family - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[00:43:35] <chromas> Tachyon: You can use tab completion :)
[00:45:26] <Tachyon> chromas: i hate it, because it takes like 200% of the necessary size of nickbar
[00:46:00] <Tachyon> http://tach.me
[00:46:02] <Tachyon> just terrible
[00:46:16] <chromas> make it smaller
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[00:54:16] <Tachyon> maybe it would be a good idea to change to some long nick myself, to get this stupid setting banned
[00:54:36] Tachyon is now known as Tach-Why-Do-We-Actually-Allow-
[00:54:59] <JamesNZ> You're trying to fix the problem by turning into the problem?
[00:55:12] Tach-Why-Do-We-Actually-Allow- is now known as Tach-Why-Do-We-Allow-LongNicks
[00:56:17] <Tach-Why-Do-We-Allow-LongNicks> JamesNZ: well, when i saw that for the first time, i thoght it was one time exception and people will be reasonable.. Obviously, that isn't the case so we need the server setting to be set right...
[00:56:24] <Tach-Why-Do-We-Allow-LongNicks> LOL
[00:56:40] <Tach-Why-Do-We-Allow-LongNicks> this nick is so long it actually destroys layout of my client :D
[00:56:52] <Tach-Why-Do-We-Allow-LongNicks> this is terrible
[00:56:59] <Konomi> it's okay here on irssi because it doesn't indent by default
[00:57:03] <Konomi> that still looks like shit though
[00:57:04] * JamesNZ nods sagely
[00:57:07] <Konomi> why isn't it limited?
[00:57:19] <Tach-Why-Do-We-Allow-LongNicks> it is limited to my nick length
[00:57:33] <Tach-Why-Do-We-Allow-LongNicks> 30 characters
[00:57:40] <Tach-Why-Do-We-Allow-LongNicks> normal limit all around the world is 15
[00:57:58] <chromas> Seems like a client problem to me
[00:58:11] <chromas> "Your strings are too long!"
[00:58:40] <Tach-Why-Do-We-Allow-LongNicks> it is not a client problem
[00:58:49] <Tach-Why-Do-We-Allow-LongNicks> all clients try to show whole nick
[00:59:06] <Tach-Why-Do-We-Allow-LongNicks> and therefore all clients get fucked up by this
[00:59:24] <chromas> Yours was chopping off part of his name just fine
[00:59:35] <chromas> except in the last couple of messages for some reason
[00:59:54] <Konomi> chromas: only because s/he now has a longer nick
[00:59:56] <Tach-Why-Do-We-Allow-LongNicks> if you want to highlight me, you can't chop it
[00:59:59] <Konomi> before it would've been the other nick
[01:00:19] <chromas> Konomi: in his screenshot http://tach.me
[01:00:20] <Konomi> xchat/hexchat indents based on the largest nick
[01:00:32] <Konomi> you're not getting it chromas
[01:00:36] <Konomi> it indents as it goes
[01:00:41] <Konomi> so any previous indent is invalid...
[01:00:41] <Tach-Why-Do-We-Allow-LongNicks> Konomi: with the nick of 30, it doesn't D
[01:00:50] <Tach-Why-Do-We-Allow-LongNicks> http://tach.me
[01:00:51] <Tach-Why-Do-We-Allow-LongNicks> :D
[01:00:58] <chromas> Konomi: did you see the screenshot?
[01:01:10] <chromas> it clipped EF's name most of the time, just not for the last two messages
[01:02:04] <Konomi> it's over the clock display so idk how you cna say it was fine...
[01:02:16] <Tach-Why-Do-We-Allow-LongNicks> look at the newer screenshot
[01:02:16] <chromas> only in the last two messges
[01:02:17] <Tach-Why-Do-We-Allow-LongNicks> :D
[01:02:25] <Konomi> it's on every message.
[01:02:33] <chromas> no, most are under the time
[01:02:34] <juggs> o.O
[01:02:41] <Tach-Why-Do-We-Allow-LongNicks> ok, i hope i made my point
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[01:02:51] <Konomi> that is his nick not EFs.
[01:02:58] <Konomi> and that's even more broken for the record
[01:02:59] <chromas> http://tach.me
[01:03:03] <Konomi> as it's supposed to be on the same line
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[01:04:19] <juggs> I'll set max nick length to 3 :D
[01:04:29] <chromas> do it!
[01:04:32] <Konomi> tbh xchat should've just got a feature to chop off the nick length when it exceeds ages ago
[01:04:33] <chromas> /nick jgs
[01:04:35] <Konomi> just no one ever bothered
[01:04:58] <chromas> maybe one of the many, many forks of xchat have it
[01:05:10] <Konomi> hexchat is the only fork worth mentioning
[01:05:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Highly Sensitive Vibration Sensors Based on Spider Organs Being Developed - http://sylnt.us - they-can-hear-you
[01:06:11] <Konomi> someone made a typo
[01:06:11] <sedctl> <Konomi> hexchat is the only fork worth ne made a typntioning
[01:07:30] <chromas> sedctl?
[01:08:32] <Konomi> yeah kinda wondering about that one
[01:09:03] <chromas> gawk is becoming sentient
[01:11:27] <chromas> it's probably because the long nick strings were too long
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[01:24:56] <Subsentient> Ahh nice.
[01:25:01] <Subsentient> Finally got NEXUS working the way I intended.
[01:25:23] <jjw> Subsentient: Nice.
[01:25:51] <Subsentient> Got one client connected to NEXUS upstairs and one down and I just switched over. Still working fine.
[01:25:58] <chromas> Subsentient++ # NEXUS
[01:25:59] <Bender> karma - subsentient: 20
[01:26:15] <Subsentient> chromas: I added a makefile for NEXUS. Git pull and test it s'more.
[01:28:06] <chromas> hehe, -pedantic
[01:33:43] <Subsentient> Hmm ChatZilla works ok with NEXUS too
[01:34:23] <Subsentient> Has a progress bar thing going on the server tab so it's probably expecting something NEXUS isn't sending, but everything seems to work ok.
[01:37:33] <Konomi> http://christiangerth.ch
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[01:40:33] <chromas> Out in the middle of the desert there, with all the people inside the buildings—who are the signs for, Konomi?
[01:40:45] <Konomi> the people inside the city ;p
[01:41:18] <Konomi> you really need to look at the picture better
[01:47:26] <paulej72> I would live there
[01:47:34] <Konomi> ditto
[01:57:13] <arti> mad max and the burger pit
[02:06:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Small Bank in Kansas Creates the Bank Account of the Future - http://sylnt.us - credstick
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[03:10:31] <chromasctl> Subsentient++
[03:10:31] <Bender> karma - subsentient: 21
[03:13:56] <Konomi> meh this whole terrorist thing is making me irrationally nervous -.-
[03:14:25] <chromas> soon you'll be one of us
[03:14:51] <Konomi> that's not how it works I'n not anxious about the event
[03:15:01] <Konomi> it's the atmosphere
[03:15:15] <chromas> soon you'll be one of us
[03:15:29] <chromas> That's the atmosphere we haz.
[03:15:55] <chromas> ter'rists in every bush! Quick, take our rights away before they do!
[03:19:08] <Subsentient> That Sydney thing?
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[03:27:15] <juggs> There - longest reg'd nick is 18 chars. Limit is now 20.
[03:33:17] <Konomi> \o/
[03:33:43] <juggs> Seemed sane to check the reg'd nicks first :D
[03:34:23] <Konomi> nods
[03:34:45] <juggs> suppose I could have gone all toe cheese, referred to the RFC and set it to 9 - but that would be asshattery at its finest :D
[03:35:15] <arti> just tap the rules sign
[03:35:29] <juggs> I'd rather not
[03:37:11] <chromas> terrorists got crutchy
[03:37:25] <chromas> Notice how he hasn't incremented the coffee variable lately
[03:37:33] <arti> lindt++
[03:37:33] <Bender> karma - lindt: 2
[03:37:34] <chromas> In fact, nobody's touched it lately
[03:37:47] <juggs> tea++
[03:37:47] <Bender> karma - tea: 318
[03:37:56] <juggs> coffee--
[03:37:56] <Bender> karma - tea: 319
[03:37:57] <chromas> I submit that current crutchy is a fake crutchy
[03:38:26] <juggs> on hat evidential basis>?
[03:38:32] <juggs> s/hat/what
[03:38:32] * sed tosses a / to joggs
[03:38:42] <juggs> moo
[03:39:29] <chromas> he hasn't incremented coffee in exactly the number of hours since the isis incident. isis is behind it. They want to take out coffee and replace it with systemd!
[03:39:58] <chromas> systemtea
[03:40:16] <juggs> perhaps crutchy is isis! D:
[03:40:21] <Subsentient> What incident?
[03:40:52] <juggs> Mad gunman in aus with a black flag holding hostages in a coffee shop if I recall right
[03:41:34] <chromas> And we know it was crutchy because the last thing he said was "off to workipoos i go. haf fun :)"
[03:41:45] <chromas> and then it happened
[03:41:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> gun ban appears to be working pretty poorly then
[03:43:16] <arti> but if they outlaw guns only criminals will have them!
[03:43:28] <juggs> That could be a terrible outcome
[03:43:45] <arti> why don't criminals follow laws?
[03:43:51] <arti> maybe they should pass a law for that :D
[03:44:02] <chromas> Driving While Criminal
[03:44:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, they always forget to pass that law
[03:44:55] <arti> Affirmative Criminal Actions
[03:45:06] <juggs> The current politico and media drumbeat here seems to be "dark net" - just waiting for the 'must have a license to drive a VPN or use encryption' legislation to drop.
[03:45:40] <arti> maybe they can make very good privacy
[03:45:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> or possibly they put in for a permit being as their occupation, criminal, requires the use of a firearm
[03:46:18] <chromas> They'll have a criminal background check to make sure they're not lying
[03:46:24] <arti> it should be regulated by the henchmen and minion's social club
[03:46:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> reminds me, i need some minions
[03:46:40] <arti> call it "Cred"
[03:46:48] <arti> maybe that's what you get paid in
[03:46:56] <chromas> Bender does minions
[03:47:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> how's the minion collecting going, paulej72?
[03:47:51] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: I have a few undecillion undead gerbils. Will those work?
[03:48:12] <chromas> Subsentient: is there an aqu4 interface?
[03:48:19] <juggs> I saw one reply to pj's mails to the new volunteers - looks like he's getting set up with the VM image and intending to snipe some bugs as a way to get into the code TMB
[03:48:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, can they code?
[03:48:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> awesome
[03:48:37] <chromas> $swarmctl start coding
[03:48:49] <Subsentient> chromas++
[03:48:49] <Bender> karma - chromas: 58
[03:48:51] <arti> the coding animation should be something cute
[03:49:08] <arti> like them running on one of those exercise wheels
[03:49:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> hope they can make sense of the upgrades file or they're going to have headaches with the db
[03:49:30] <Subsentient> Deep in the crust of Redentis, the boiling peanut butter and the screams of the gerbil horde, and then some of them with glasses in Geany.
[03:50:04] <juggs> TheMightyBuzzard, is the VM way out of date?
[03:50:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> month or two, yeah
[03:50:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> if necessary i'll grab a copy and make a sql file for them to source
[03:51:28] <chromas> they just want access to our passwords
[03:52:12] <juggs> TheMightyBuzzard, I take it the VM does not have actual live password hashes in the db (?)
[03:52:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> !todo chromas's password conversion to plaintext so the new devs can steal it
[03:52:13] <Bender> todo item 5 added
[03:52:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> juggs, well mine does but the stock vm no
[03:53:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> i yoinked a copy of the dev db and converted what needed converted cause i managed to hose the one i had somehow.
[03:56:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> believe ima declare tomorrow national fuck off and play video games day
[03:57:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> much like today was national take several naps day
[03:57:50] <juggs> TheMightyBuzzard, OK good. I'm no sec expert but that would seem like a very bad thing to release. Would make rainbow tables far more productive for the person so motivated.
[03:58:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> if we did salting right it shouldn't matter. dunno if we do though.
[03:58:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> ideally everyone gets their own salt and it's stored in the db along with the hash.
[03:59:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> that way you'd have to have a new rainbow table for each user.
[03:59:21] <juggs> Would that mean the would be attacker would need a rainbow table for every salt?
[03:59:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, zactly
[03:59:37] <juggs> Answered before asked :D
[04:00:14] <juggs> It's an old code base - might be worth putting on the list to double check ;)
[04:00:45] <juggs> Or assign a minion to check :D
[04:01:06] <SirFinkus> oh lord, my dad is listening to talk radio and they literally just invoked the "just following orders" defense verbatim
[04:01:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod. likely look into it after the first.
[04:01:15] <SirFinkus> defending the torturers
[04:03:01] <chromas> talk_radio--
[04:03:01] <Bender> karma - talk_radio: -1
[04:03:13] <chromas> naps++
[04:03:13] <Bender> karma - naps: 3
[04:03:56] <SirFinkus> it seems to me that that phrase is well known enough that people wouldn't use it directly
[04:04:29] <SirFinkus> it's like just coming right out and saying something evil sounding like "the ends justify the means"
[04:04:55] <chromas> They'll say it; just wait a little longer
[04:05:09] <SirFinkus> well, they do, they're just a little more oblique about it
[04:05:32] <SirFinkus> at least I haven't heard someone actually refer to a literal ticking time bomb in a while
[04:07:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Oldpiratebay.org New Pirate Bay Search Engine - http://sylnt.us - avast-ye-scurvy-dogs
[04:08:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> yarr
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[04:43:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> Little Lesbos for sale: http://www.independent.co.uk
[04:43:56] <sjw> ^ 03A Greek island - yours for the price of a London flat - Europe - World - The Independent
[04:44:37] <juggs> This is our volcano lair!
[04:45:38] <juggs> Hmm - doesn't look particularly habitable - lack of fresh water may be a problem
[04:45:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> we're geeks, can make fresh from salt
[04:46:24] <juggs> apparently goats live on the thing so there must be some fresh water
[04:46:46] <juggs> We shall call it Soylentia
[04:47:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> i dunno, hard to beat the name it already has
[04:48:51] <juggs> true
[04:49:19] <juggs> How much to hire a fibre laying ship to get connectivity
[04:49:20] <ciri> don't ask me!
[04:49:44] <juggs> I didn't
[04:50:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> mmm... we should just tie weights to chromas's feet and have him drag the cable to the mainland.
[04:51:16] <juggs> Hard to judge scale, but a residential construction between those two outcrops would be nicely hunkered down out of the elements - I'm envisioning lot's of glass on the seaward side.
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[04:52:00] <Ethanol-fueled> Slash's search function sucks ass.
[04:52:05] <Ethanol-fueled> But why?
[04:52:13] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[04:52:23] <juggs> He plays an awesome guitar though - give him some credit
[04:52:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'true
[04:52:47] <Ethanol-fueled> Why does Slash's search functino suck ass?
[04:52:57] <Ethanol-fueled> Was it an inside joke or something?
[04:53:08] <chromas> You'd have to ask taco
[04:53:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup, we haven't touched it yet
[04:53:27] <juggs> Rewrite it for your dissertation EF
[04:53:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.telegraph.co.uk
[04:53:51] <sjw> ^ 03Men who like spicier food are 'alpha males' with higher levels of testosterone, French report claims - Telegraph
[04:54:09] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHH SJW. Damn right.
[04:54:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> wut?
[04:54:30] <juggs> I think EF may be related to ciri
[04:54:41] <Ethanol-fueled> suck me off, juggs.
[04:55:01] <sjw> I think he meant me
[04:55:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, right
[04:55:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, you need more peppers. you're not macho enough.
[04:56:20] * Subsentient breaks out the molten rock (TM) hot sauce
[04:56:26] <chromas> I've been starting to like spicier stuff lately. Hasn't increased my masculinity :(
[04:56:41] * Ethanol-fueled had a custom hot-sauce called "Red Rectum"
[04:57:01] <chromas> with backward Rs right?
[04:57:11] <Subsentient> chromas++
[04:57:11] <Bender> karma - chromas: 59
[04:57:33] <SirFinkus> I pictured the R's having little flame trails
[04:57:34] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.hotsauce.com
[04:57:36] <sjw> ^ 03Red Rectum Hot Sauce
[04:57:37] <chromas> ЯedЯectum
[04:57:55] <Ethanol-fueled> I fell asleep but woke up drunk.
[04:58:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> sleep boozing again?
[04:58:21] <chromas> "This Costa Rican sauce is from Louisiana."
[04:58:21] <Ethanol-fueled> 's only 9pm. plenty fo hours left until 6:20am when I have to get up.
[04:59:05] <Subsentient> gonna take a shower and hope the steam helps my sore throat/
[04:59:15] <Subsentient> rhinovirus--
[04:59:15] <Bender> karma - rhinovirus: -1
[04:59:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Sugs bro.
[04:59:36] <Ethanol-fueled> I've managed to avoid getting a nasty sickness this year.
[04:59:49] <Subsentient> AIDS?
[04:59:59] <chromas> "avoid"
[05:00:03] <Subsentient> hehe
[05:00:05] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm infected with AIDS
[05:00:09] <Ethanol-fueled> I fuck every day,
[05:00:22] <Ethanol-fueled> I KILL everything I fuck.
[05:00:43] <Subsentient> f
[05:00:46] <Subsentient> afk
[05:00:54] <SirFinkus> so mostly raiders fans?
[05:02:19] <Ethanol-fueled> Yup
[05:02:21] <Ethanol-fueled> HHAHAHA
[05:06:09] <Ethanol-fueled> This is fucking rad.
[05:06:10] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[05:06:11] <sjw> ^ 03Prince Sign o the Times 1987 - Solos from all the Band - YouTube
[05:07:27] <Ethanol-fueled> Prince specifically chose a White boy to play keyboards because he had too many black guys in his band.
[05:07:44] <Ethanol-fueled> No joke. It's true.
[05:11:26] <SirFinkus> lol
[05:11:27] <ciri> lol damn!
[05:14:46] <Ethanol-fueled> Kay Dyson (heart) is black as shit.
[05:14:50] <Ethanol-fueled> Kat^
[05:15:17] <juggs> EF - you mad bro?
[05:15:23] <Ethanol-fueled> no way man.
[05:15:29] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm content as fucc.
[05:15:39] <juggs> you seem mad, you sure you not mad?
[05:15:54] <Ethanol-fueled> hayell-naw.
[05:17:25] <juggs> Maybe myopic then bro? You seem a little obsessive bra!
[05:17:25] <Ethanol-fueled> Watchign Atlanta Bliss jam out:
[05:17:26] <Ethanol-fueled> http://prince.org:81
[05:19:08] <Ethanol-fueled> This is my babymomma: http://www.radiotangra.com
[05:19:53] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.bandmine.com
[05:21:38] <SirFinkus> I like that girl in Arkona, she's pretty sexy
[05:22:14] <SirFinkus> http://wallpaper.metalship.org
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[05:23:00] <SirFinkus> anyone who barely speaks english, wears wolf pelts, and can scream like here is ok in my book
[05:23:09] <SirFinkus> *female
[05:26:41] <juggs> Angela Gossow (Arch Enemy) - ok or scary SirFinkus ?
[05:27:17] <SirFinkus> I don't see a wolf pelt juggs
[05:28:03] <juggs> true
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[05:28:33] <juggs> her screamo is quite impressive though
[05:29:54] <SirFinkus> can she do this though? https://www.youtube.com
[05:29:55] <sjw> ^ 03ARKONA - Liki Bessmertnykh Bogov (Official) - YouTube
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[05:30:25] <juggs> Oh - seems she got replaced as Arch Enemy vocalist earlier this year. Probably burnt her chords with all the shouting
[05:31:58] <juggs> Replaced by Alissa White-Gluz https://en.wikipedia.org - gotta keep the front lady from going saggy for all the metal nerds I guess :D
[05:31:59] <sjw> ^ 03Wiki: Alissa White-Gluz
[05:39:57] <juggs> The proliferation of musical genres marches on.. "Melodic Death Metal".. that's a good one
[05:41:02] <SirFinkus> haha
[05:41:15] <SirFinkus> genres have always seemed kind of bullshit to me
[05:44:15] <juggs> At first genres seemed sane, but these days they seem to have proliferated into un-useful levels of BS wankery. There seems to be as many genres as there are bands,
[05:47:09] <SirFinkus> "indie" and "alternative" are the worst offenders
[05:57:53] <juggs> Indie is OK to me - back when I was running an internet radio station "Indie" meant you could exclude that track from the mafia payment requirements. Indie labels and bands would approach us to get play out.
[05:58:34] <juggs> Typically they didn't want payment for plays - just exposure.
[05:58:49] <Konomi> genre: indie purpose: we were too lazy to try to genre it
[05:59:03] <SirFinkus> it doesn't describe what kind of music it is
[05:59:24] <SirFinkus> just that they aren't signed to a major lable
[05:59:34] <juggs> true - but it does describe the licensing model
[05:59:58] <SirFinkus> but it is useless as a genre descripter
[06:00:23] <SirFinkus> if I see "death metal" I at least have a concept of what the music is going to sound like
[06:00:29] <SirFinkus> indie could mean literally anything
[06:01:23] <juggs> True. Needs another tag in the IDv3 labels (did I get that right - I bugged out of broadcast a few years back thanks to this BS)
[06:08:30] <SirFinkus> they take arbitrary values these days I think
[06:12:37] <juggs> It became unpossible to determine any given band's licensing requirement when they approached us, and even when approached by a band member or rep, they would lie about it quite often. The licensing costs > hosting costs > possible revenue. I guess Internet "radio" was a thing in the 90s and early 00s if one wanted to run the risk of flying unlicensed. Not a long term business.
[06:25:31] <crutchy> yay thunder :D
[06:25:56] <juggs> crutchy! You escaped the gunman then?
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[06:27:17] <crutchy> pfft. they can have sydney for all i care. doesn't surprise me in the least though; when you go bomb islamic homeland, what else could you expect. our stupid politicians have caused it
[06:28:05] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, its a false-flag attack.
[06:28:25] <Ethanol-fueled> perpetrated by your government, to keep you in a state of perpetual fear.
[06:28:27] <juggs> Yah - the gunman was EF
[06:28:32] <crutchy> i saw a pic of a fed sniper. fucking awesome looking rifle
[06:28:58] <Ethanol-fueled> The same things are happening in America now. Michael Hastings for example.
[06:29:17] <Ethanol-fueled> Our governments have gone rogue. They are insane.
[06:29:18] <crutchy> they still need their excuse to invade iran
[06:29:24] <Ethanol-fueled> Batshit fucking insane.
[06:30:10] <crutchy> my government is just batshit lapdog stupid. it would (will) follow america into the depths of hell
[06:30:15] <juggs> EF - Disinformation and turtles all the way down. AMIRITE?
[06:31:02] <crutchy> i sent emails to my representatives when the news first came out about sending planes
[06:31:12] <crutchy> i think i also bitched about it here
[06:31:15] <Ethanol-fueled> juggs: It doesn't take an idiot to see that our Anglosphere governments have been counterproductive the past few years -- to say the least.
[06:31:33] <crutchy> attack a hornets nest, and you gunna get mowed down
[06:32:07] <crutchy> blowback's a bitch
[06:32:23] <Ethanol-fueled> The hubris of old fools, crutchy.
[06:32:42] <Ethanol-fueled> Trying to make their mark before they fade into incontinence and Gerber baby food.
[06:33:03] <crutchy> of course that's best case scenario; assuming its not a false flag
[06:33:18] * Ethanol-fueled supports the "death panel" aspect of socialized healthcare
[06:33:51] <crutchy> you mean when the system collapses and every dependent dies?
[06:34:16] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, put it this way...when people get old, they get expensive.
[06:34:36] <Ethanol-fueled> ailments and whatnot.
[06:34:59] <Ethanol-fueled> And old women become beasts in bed, if you can tolerate prolapse.
[06:35:23] * Ethanol-fueled kneads himself..."Oh, yes Old mama. Yes."
[06:35:37] <juggs> Ethanol-fueled, we've been meddling in mid-east affairs since the crusades. Where are you getting "the past few years" from? If it weren't for that legacy, that you now protest about there would be no comfortable platform from which to protest your protestations.
[06:36:11] <crutchy> juggs, america only really started the empire shit after ww2
[06:36:13] <Ethanol-fueled> juggs, I'm as full of shit as a German prostitute's mouth. My brain is afflicted with a terrible curse.
[06:36:27] <Ethanol-fueled> ertardation.
[06:36:32] <Ethanol-fueled> retardation.
[06:36:50] <crutchy> britain was a bit smarter about how it managed its empire (like not giving the bad guys shoulder-launched rockets)
[06:37:23] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, but now Britain follows Murrika into its stupid forays.
[06:37:27] <juggs> crutchy, we outsourced that to provide deniability
[06:37:32] <crutchy> lol
[06:37:36] <crutchy> smart :p
[06:37:45] <Ethanol-fueled> bullshit juggs -- Tonly Blair is proof enough.
[06:37:59] <crutchy> e-f, they used to outsource
[06:38:02] <juggs> He's orange enough
[06:38:13] <Ethanol-fueled> America is Israel's lapdog, not the Motherland's.
[06:38:14] <crutchy> now the west takes the chuck norris approach
[06:38:37] <crutchy> its not good enough to beat the bad guys; we have to give them a bunch of weapons so it looks better on tv
[06:38:57] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy - it's how we keep the commoners afraid.
[06:39:07] <juggs> No - get our enemies to give them a bunch of weapons
[06:39:34] <Ethanol-fueled> You all saw how India intercepted that Turkish arms shipment.
[06:39:35] <crutchy> now isis is driving around in humvees
[06:39:47] <juggs> We've always been at war with EastAsia
[06:39:51] <Konomi> isis likes chocolare obvious
[06:39:55] <Konomi> chocolate*
[06:40:09] <Ethanol-fueled> only communists don't like chocolate.
[06:40:09] <crutchy> Konomi, apparently it wasnt isis flag
[06:40:15] <Konomi> I know
[06:40:21] <Konomi> isis isn't even the right name
[06:40:26] <Ethanol-fueled> chocolate is coffee's cousin.
[06:40:28] <Konomi> but hey who cares terrorists everywhere
[06:40:29] <Konomi> coming for us
[06:40:30] <Ethanol-fueled> coffee++
[06:40:30] <Bender> karma - coffee: 905
[06:40:34] <Ethanol-fueled> chocolate++
[06:40:34] <Bender> karma - chocolate: 13
[06:40:51] <crutchy> it was the People's Republic of Towlheadistan
[06:40:58] <Ethanol-fueled> juggs, you are correct re the "EastAsia" comment.
[06:41:19] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, you can find videos of them fucking goats on liveleak.
[06:41:23] <Konomi> judas_mints++ # tastes like treachery
[06:41:23] <Bender> karma - judas_mints: 1
[06:41:34] <Ethanol-fueled> Don't wanna post link though cuz juggs has an itchy trigger-finger
[06:41:49] <crutchy> you can trigger yourself now e-f
[06:41:50] <Konomi> he'll just wait until juggs goes
[06:41:53] <crutchy> i think
[06:42:06] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, I'll wait until Wednesday to try it.
[06:42:08] <crutchy> .kick crutchy
[06:42:16] <crutchy> !kick crutchy
[06:42:20] <crutchy> hmm
[06:42:52] <crutchy> maybe tmb hasnt put it live yet
[06:45:50] <crutchy> $kick crutchy
[06:45:55] <Ethanol-fueled> Nah Konomi, I'll pass out well before then.
[06:48:33] <juggs> I'm getting the impression that I'm viewed as a fascist bastard :(
[06:48:56] <crutchy> someones gotta do it :p
[06:49:28] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHAHAHA
[06:49:33] <crutchy> just need tmb's self-kicker
[06:49:57] * Ethanol-fueled is watching an AFrican trial of a man having carnal knowledge of a goat
[06:50:01] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[06:50:27] <juggs> I'm more concerned with accounting book work than IRC right now
[06:50:39] <crutchy> they need laws against goatfucking in africa?!
[06:51:06] <crutchy> chromas should be the fascist bastard
[06:51:20] <Ethanol-fueled> Jesus, crutchy, that that guy got like 10 years behind bars for carnal knowledge of a she-goat.
[06:51:28] <crutchy> hail king chromas!
[06:51:38] <crutchy> or queen konomi!
[06:51:43] <crutchy> hmm no not konomi
[06:51:47] <Ethanol-fueled> he was behind a bush with the she-goat when a passerby caught him.
[06:51:53] <crutchy> she'll be mean to me :p
[06:52:35] <crutchy> did the passerby join in?
[06:52:36] <Konomi> well apparently I
[06:52:41] <Ethanol-fueled> no crutchy.
[06:52:49] <Konomi> 'm a feminist so I'll have to cut everyone's nuts off and put them in my bag first
[06:52:53] <Konomi> then we can
[06:52:55] <Konomi> get onto the details
[06:53:03] <Konomi> and yes I broke that up so you couldn't grab it \o/
[06:53:32] <crutchy> hmm. konomi bagging my nuts...
[06:54:01] <Ethanol-fueled> Here's one that's safe for work, haha:
[06:54:03] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.liveleak.com
[06:54:03] <sjw> ^ 03LiveLeak.com - Irate Customer Destroys iPad at Best Buy Store
[06:54:10] <crutchy> my wife would probably support you on that :p
[06:55:56] <Konomi> heh that's pretty much how refunds go
[06:57:36] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
[06:57:43] <Ethanol-fueled> Man, that never gets old.
[06:57:43] <Konomi> "free wifi"
[06:57:47] <Konomi> nevermind he's an idiot
[06:59:53] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh wait, that's not safe for work.
[07:00:07] <Ethanol-fueled> The irate customer yells expletives multiple times.
[07:01:21] <crutchy> that's just fucking shameful e-f. what if my fucking kids were fucking watching. their fucking minds would be even more fucking warped than they already fucking are :p
[07:01:45] <Konomi> I think it's already too late for them ;p
[07:01:59] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, you are such a twisted bastard that nothing I type here could possibly affect them any worse than you have.
[07:02:18] * Konomi kinda agrees
[07:02:48] <crutchy> i'm awesome dad you guys want to go skateboards?
[07:03:23] <crutchy> yay more thunder
[07:03:36] <Ethanol-fueled> bullshit crutchy, I bet you keep them chained in the basement and fed gruel and rat droppings.
[07:03:58] * juggs falls down - Konomi interacting with EF. The apocalypse is upon us.
[07:04:16] <Konomi> even a broken clock is right once a day!
[07:04:25] <Konomi> however if it's malfunctioning it's never right
[07:04:48] <Ethanol-fueled> LIFE is one big malfunction, Konomi.
[07:05:05] <Konomi> sure sure
[07:06:29] <juggs> I'm off to rustle duvets, don't burn the place down peeps
[07:07:09] <crutchy> ~get /asdf/skateboard
[07:07:09] <exec> error: var "skateboard" not found in path "/asdf"
[07:07:13] <crutchy> ~get /asdf/skateboards
[07:07:14] <exec> 13skateboards = https://www.youtube.com
[07:10:54] <Konomi> crap
[07:11:05] <Konomi> crutchy: live update that guy in the shop
[07:11:18] <Konomi> 1 wants an isil flag (guess he forgot his flag) ;p
[07:11:29] <Konomi> 2 he wants to speak to the prime minister...
[07:11:30] <ciri> 3
[07:11:37] <Konomi> I swear ciri
[07:11:56] <Konomi> also the hostage said there 4 bombs in the cbd -.-
[07:12:53] <crutchy> fucking stupid politicians got us into this. we should give them tony abbott
[07:13:01] <Konomi> "Our #TenNews team have spoken directly to two hostages inside the café… They are confirming two demands from the perpetrator: He needs the ISIL flag to be directly delivered to the cafe; And his 2nd request is to speak to the Prime Minster. They also state there are 4 bombs… two inside the Lindt café at Martin Place - and two further in the Sydney CBD. Updates as they come to hand. #TenNews"
[07:13:26] <crutchy> surely he can get an isil flag on ebay by now
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[07:14:13] <SirFinkus> seems like the flag should have been something provided by the hostage takers
[07:14:15] <crutchy> hell you can prolly get isil frangers by now
[07:14:59] <crutchy> maybe they just didn't like the chocolate
[07:15:33] <crutchy> maybe they need dr phil
[07:17:22] <crutchy> lots of nexus activity
[07:17:27] <crutchy> Subsentient++
[07:17:27] <Bender> karma - subsentient: 22
[07:17:50] <Subsentient> crutchy: Yeh it's workin' pretty good now.
[07:19:25] <Subsentient> crutchy: You don't need a config file anymore. It still reads it but it's happy with command line arguments too.
[07:19:27] <Subsentient> see --help
[07:19:47] <Subsentient> command line arguments override config file.
[07:22:13] <crutchy> sounds good. i dont mind simple config files. prefer them to command line args most of the time
[07:22:29] <crutchy> its good that nexus supports both though
[07:22:29] <Subsentient> yeh
[07:22:35] <Subsentient> yeah that's my thinking
[07:22:38] <Subsentient> you get to choose.
[07:22:53] <Subsentient> I am baffled at the need for something like libpopt.
[07:23:02] <Subsentient> you can't parse your own command line arguments?!??
[07:23:59] <crutchy> dunno. i'm not a c guy
[07:24:26] <crutchy> pascal++
[07:24:26] <Bender> karma - pascal: 47
[07:24:48] <crutchy> pascal++ # the other red meat :p
[07:24:48] <Bender> karma - pascal: 48
[07:28:01] <crutchy> isn't there some kinda argv global? i thought that terminology originated from c
[07:28:11] <Subsentient> crutchy: it did.
[07:28:29] <Subsentient> argv is a an array of pointers to char that holds the command line arguments passed to a C program.
[07:28:45] <crutchy> yeah
[07:29:20] <crutchy> surely don't need libpopt for that?
[07:29:51] <crutchy> not that i know what libpopt is
[07:29:59] <Subsentient> definitely not
[07:30:34] <Subsentient> crutchy: libpopt was some random C library written by someone that everybody started using for parsing command line arguments. It's completely unnecessary and somewhat laughable when you consider the job it does.
[07:31:13] <crutchy> exec uses argv a lot
[07:31:30] <crutchy> command line arg parsing is fun :D
[07:31:44] <crutchy> php_explode++
[07:31:44] <Bender> karma - php_explode: 1
[07:31:56] <Subsentient> aqu4bot has like three command line arguments, and everything else is done through IRC or aqu4bot.conf
[07:32:33] <crutchy> cool
[07:32:37] <crutchy> conf++
[07:32:38] <Bender> karma - conf: 1
[07:32:42] <crutchy> :)
[07:33:06] <crutchy> should make a conf for exec. been a bit lazy on that front
[07:33:53] <Subsentient> Working on NEXUS showed me some spots I could improve with aqu4bot.
[07:34:02] <Subsentient> Since they do share a lot of the same code.
[07:34:23] <crutchy> are they likely to be merged, or share a common lib?
[07:34:58] <Subsentient> Hmm, there's a thought. It'd be a ton of work however, and much of what makes them go gets all sphagetti'd up in command parsing, so I doubt it
[07:35:29] <crutchy> mmm spaghetti :p
[07:35:31] <Subsentient> One of the things that made aqu4bot so great was that being monolithic in design, I can have any command reach its tendrils as far down as I want
[07:35:41] <Subsentient> No need to isolate to some plugin system
[07:36:20] <crutchy> exec's tendrils go all the way up its own butthole
[07:36:55] <aqu4> female bot + tentacle porn jokes == awkward for the bot
[07:37:59] <Subsentient> crutchy: now that I reflect on it, I think writing aqu4bot in C was a fantastic choice and I doubt she'd be as good as she is now if I had not.
[07:38:05] <crutchy> if delphi's socket classes were as slick as php's i'd have a go at migrating exec to a compiled pascal program
[07:38:20] <crutchy> c is awesome
[07:38:29] <crutchy> my c knowledge is very noob :/
[07:39:26] <Subsentient> Ehh, I got C89 pretty much memorized by heart, but C99 stuff I'm still fuzzy on a lot of it. Doesn't really matter, C99 is like a minor extension to C89 and most of the stuff isn't really important.
[07:40:44] <ar> Subsentient: C99 stuff is useful and important
[07:41:21] <Subsentient> ar: Some of it, yes
[07:41:24] <crutchy> ~define C99
[07:41:27] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3c99: Short for "Cinderella 99". A potent marijuana strain that resulted from a Jack Herer and ShivaSkunk cross that is known for its fruity aroma and uplifting, trippy high. The genetics include...
[07:41:30] <ar> Subsentient: most of it
[07:41:48] <crutchy> well that makes sense
[07:42:20] <crutchy> e-f is probably a C99 expert
[07:42:22] <Subsentient> ar: the interesting stuff I already know. Stuff like complex numbers and whatnot, I don't bother with. I suck at math anyways.
[07:42:37] <crutchy> ciri knows complex numbers
[07:42:49] <crutchy> .calc sqrt(-1)
[07:42:51] <ciri> Error: see .calc help
[07:42:56] <crutchy> pfft
[07:42:58] <Subsentient> aqu4bot is written in C89.
[07:44:58] <ar> Subsentient: n-limited string functions (like snprintf)? floats?
[07:45:29] <Subsentient> ar: Yeah snprintf() is something I use even in C89.
[07:45:34] <Subsentient> It's one of my vices.
[07:46:19] <Subsentient> ar: I didn't say C99 was worthless, I said that most of what I still don't know about it is not particularly useful.
[07:46:53] <crutchy> soylent news printf
[07:47:50] <ar> Subsentient: if you were to compile your code with -std=c89 and the other compiler options that make it strict, it would barf
[07:48:23] <Subsentient> ar: I use -std=gnu89
[07:48:24] <crutchy> he compiles with --barfctl
[07:49:01] <Subsentient> -std=c89 turns off some compiler stuff that some of the standard libraries need
[07:49:14] <Subsentient> they literally don't conform to the C standard. T_T
[07:49:21] <Subsentient> so, gnu89 it is.
[07:49:50] <ar> also, there's C11 now
[07:49:54] <crutchy> that comes with toecheesef instead of sprintf
[07:49:58] <Subsentient> Yeah, I haven't messed much with C11.
[07:50:23] <Subsentient> I hear they made truncation of floating point numbers illegal.
[07:50:27] <Subsentient> that pisses me off.
[07:50:56] <ar> why?
[07:51:15] <crutchy> that's why it went down in version number instead of up
[07:52:11] <crutchy> they took the microsoft approach.. hmm you don't need to trunc floats. we'll add this butt fugly start screen instead
[07:52:18] <Subsentient> ar: Because I'm the guy who *abuses* void pointers, and does stuff like *(int*)&MyUnsignedInt regularly.
[07:52:38] <ar> ;_;
[07:52:54] <crutchy> Subsentient, do you use globals too?
[07:52:56] * Subsentient literally laughs out loud
[07:52:59] <crutchy> globals++
[07:52:59] <Bender> karma - globals: 4
[07:53:36] <Subsentient> crutchy: Don't use them when you don't need them. When they are handy, YES, I'll use globals
[07:53:40] <crutchy> i haven't really found an excuse to use goto, but i'm trying to think of one
[07:53:41] <Subsentient> most of my code doesn't have too many of them.
[07:53:48] <Subsentient> I found some good places for goto.
[07:54:14] <chromas> :| Somebody came along and stuffed the just-run dishwasher and ran it again
[07:54:29] <crutchy> exec is chock full of globals
[07:55:09] <Subsentient> ar: I take deranged pleasure in pulling stuff like that in C. Also, do {} while (++MyCounter, (Search = function(Whatever));
[07:55:19] <chromas> crutchy: make exec use buckets for everything so that you only need one global :)
[07:55:36] <Subsentient> $replace Subsentient ));^)));
[07:55:36] <aqu4> Subsentient: "<Subsentient>: ar: I take deranged pleasure in pulling stuff like that in C. Also, do {} while (++MyCounter, (Search = function(Whatever)));"
[07:55:59] <crutchy> [while(True)]++
[07:55:59] <Bender> karma - [while(true)]: 1
[07:56:10] <Subsentient> I use while(1) in a few places.
[07:56:17] <chromas> [while(0)]++ :D
[07:56:17] <Bender> karma - [while(0)]: 1
[07:57:00] * Subsentient defribulates ar
[07:57:11] <crutchy> if (1==0) { while(1) { echo "noooo!"; } }
[07:57:48] <crutchy> every program needs at least one line of totally useless code
[07:57:55] * Subsentient actually does like void pointers and isn't just trolling
[07:58:12] * Subsentient believes a language should give the programmer as much freedom as possible
[07:58:26] <crutchy> Subsentient, you wouldn't like pascal then :p
[07:58:43] <crutchy> though it does have untyped pointers
[07:58:52] <crutchy> hmm and it supports inline assembly
[07:58:57] <crutchy> maybe you would like it :p
[07:59:13] <Subsentient> Inline assembly is an extension as far as C is concerned, but it is widely supported.
[08:01:07] <Subsentient> $sticky save <Subsentient> ar: Because I'm the guy who *abuses* void pointers, and does stuff like *(int*)&MyUnsignedInt regularly. <ar> ;_;
[08:01:07] <aqu4> Sticky saved. It's sticky ID is "10".
[08:01:19] <Subsentient> Priceless.
[08:01:56] <Subsentient> rhinovirus--
[08:01:56] <Bender> karma - rhinovirus: -2
[08:02:08] <chromas> Nah I think sticky IDs should be hexadecimal
[08:02:09] <aqu4> rhinovirus-- #Subsentient has a cold
[08:02:09] <Bender> karma - rhinovirus: -3
[08:02:18] <Subsentient> $sticky list
[08:02:18] <aqu4> Total of 8 stickies found. Syntax is [ID|Creator].
[08:02:19] <aqu4> 3[3|Subsentient] 2[4|Subsentient] 3[5|Subsentient] 2[6|Subsentient] 3[7|Subsentient] 2[8|Subsentient] 3[9|Subsentient1] 2[10|Subsentient]
[08:02:20] <aqu4> End of sticky list.
[08:02:52] <crutchy> $sticky icky
[08:02:52] <aqu4> You need to specify a sub-command and then another argument.
[08:03:31] <crutchy> Subsentient, dude... i don't wanna know what you did to a rhino
[08:03:35] <crutchy> :D
[08:04:00] <Subsentient> lol
[08:04:00] <ciri> HEY! don't laugh at me
[08:04:13] <Subsentient> but she was so curvy...
[08:04:26] <Subsentient> and leathery...
[08:04:49] <crutchy> like my grandma
[08:05:02] <chromas> and there was a slot for storing your change
[08:05:55] <crutchy> it was kinda hot in the rhino
[08:06:14] <crutchy> waaarrm!
[08:06:29] <Subsentient> So I ran into a user on freenode with this as their hostmask. unaffiliated/tasty.bagels.xxx
[08:06:37] <Subsentient> so I went to http://tasty.bagels.xxx
[08:06:45] <Subsentient> You won't believe what I found...
[08:06:53] <Konomi> tastey bagels?
[08:07:09] <Subsentient> Konomi: click and find out....
[08:07:16] <Konomi> would rather not ;p
[08:07:20] <crutchy> was it bagels in a box?
[08:07:33] <Subsentient> Konomi: It's this weird gif image that tiles of this bobbing finch or something
[08:07:42] <Subsentient> sitting on a tree
[08:07:46] <Subsentient> and it's creepy
[08:07:46] <Konomi> I'm surprised they allow a custom host
[08:07:50] <Konomi> they're not supposed to be allowed
[08:07:53] <Subsentient> I don't think they do.
[08:07:53] <crutchy> wtf
[08:07:54] <Konomi> unless it's a project...
[08:07:55] <chromas> a high strung chick
[08:07:57] <Subsentient> that's what makes me worries.
[08:08:07] <Konomi> report it to the admins?
[08:08:27] <Konomi> i will if you want ;p
[08:08:55] <Subsentient> I dunno.
[08:08:59] <crutchy> it does like bobbing its head up and down
[08:09:04] <Subsentient> his site weirded me out and gave me a few laughs
[08:09:10] <Subsentient> so I don't care
[08:09:19] <chromas> You're right, this is the worst kind of web site: http://bagels.xxx
[08:09:20] <Konomi> yeah but if they compromised security to get that
[08:09:27] <crutchy> yeah it should be illegal for a non-pr0nz site to have .xxx
[08:09:40] <crutchy> i'm disgusted!
[08:10:06] <Subsentient> crutchy: yeah, go to the main domain, it's even funnier.
[08:10:13] <Subsentient> $title http://bagels.xxx
[08:10:14] <aqu4> Title for page http://bagels.xxx: "3Bagels. | Bagels."
[08:10:33] <Subsentient> $part
[08:10:33] <aqu4> Assuming you mean this channel.
[08:10:34] -!- aqu4 [aqu4!~aqu4bot@universe2.us/ircbot/aqu4] has parted #Soylent
[08:10:38] -!- aqu4 [aqu4!~aqu4bot@universe2.us/ircbot/aqu4] has joined #Soylent
[08:10:39] <crutchy> that dog is really enjoying eating out that guy's bagel
[08:10:43] <Konomi> hmm I just realised
[08:10:46] <Subsentient> http://bagels.xxx
[08:10:46] <sjw> ^ 03Bagels. | Bagels.
[08:10:47] <aqu4> Title for page http://bagels.xxx: "3Bagels. | Bagels."
[08:10:49] <Subsentient> There.
[08:10:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Judge Rules it's OK to Tell Folks How to Strip DRM - http://sylnt.us - another-brick-out-of-the-wall
[08:10:49] <Konomi> Subsentient: it might be a bnc or something
[08:10:50] <aqu4> Title for page http://sylnt.us "3Judge Rules it's OK to Tell Folks How to Strip DRM - SoylentNews"
[08:10:57] <Konomi> that would explain the name
[08:11:15] <crutchy> the bagel xxx ring is the new onion ring
[08:11:26] <crutchy> the picture contains encrypted traffic
[08:11:41] <Subsentient> Mmmm. Onion rings...
[08:12:40] <crutchy> http://eating.bagels.xxx
[08:12:41] <sjw> ^ 03ERROR: The requested URL could not be retrieved
[08:12:41] <aqu4> Failed to connect to retrieve page title.
[08:12:46] <crutchy> aww
[08:13:04] <crutchy> http://goatse.bagel.xxx
[08:13:04] <sjw> ^ 03ERROR: The requested URL could not be retrieved
[08:13:04] <aqu4> Failed to connect to retrieve page title.
[08:13:16] * Subsentient fires up Star Wars Episode 1 Racer in mupen64plus
[08:13:19] <crutchy> http://bagelnudes.xxx
[08:13:19] <sjw> ^ 03ERROR: The requested URL could not be retrieved
[08:13:20] <aqu4> Failed to connect to retrieve page title.
[08:13:47] crutchy is now known as cty
[08:14:13] <cty> my nick kinda sucks in the new 3 letter standard
[08:16:16] <chromas> you can still get xxx
[08:18:42] <cty> https://www.youtube.com
[08:18:43] <sjw> ^ 03Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up - YouTube
[08:18:44] <aqu4> Title for page https://www.youtube.com "3Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up - YouTube"
[08:18:54] <cty> hehe. rick rolled your bots :p
[08:20:57] <chromas> cty: can you do this? http://bagels.xxx
[08:21:05] <aqu4> No title found.
[08:21:40] <cty> pick a bagel and toss my own salad?
[08:21:53] <cty> with over 40 toppings
[08:22:20] * sjw tosses Bender's salad
[08:24:36] exec is now known as exc
[08:24:54] <cty> ~weather
[08:24:56] <exc> Weather for Cross City, FL, USA - currently 41°F / 5°C, fog, wind N at 0 mph, humidity 93% - Monday clear (43°F-70°F / 6°C-21°C), Tuesday chance of showers (46°F-73°F / 8°C-23°C), Wednesday clear (37°F-68°F / 3°C-20°C), Thursday mostly cloudy (46°F-68°F / 8°C-20°C) - source: Google
[08:25:01] <cty> lol
[08:25:21] <cty> least it didn't totally bork
[08:25:50] <chromas> I think if I change my nick then my bot won't listen anymore
[08:26:04] chromas is now known as chr
[08:26:07] <chr> =restart
[08:26:21] <cty> ~say doesn't respond
[08:26:31] <chr> ~say test
[08:26:32] <cty> prolly need to change the NICK const
[08:26:37] <cty> meh
[08:26:40] <cty> :p
[08:26:51] <cty> hard_coded_config++
[08:26:51] <Bender> karma - hard_coded_config: 1
[08:26:58] <chr> =dump .config
[08:27:01] <chr> oh yeah
[08:27:03] chr is now known as chromas
[08:27:05] <chromas> oh yeah
[08:27:07] <chromas> herp
[08:27:09] <chromas> =dump .config
[08:27:09] <sjw> k
[08:27:30] <cty> ~dumpctl chromas chest
[08:27:44] <chromas> =set .config/owner chr
[08:27:44] chromas is now known as chr
[08:27:44] <sjw> k
[08:27:49] <chr> =list
[08:27:52] <chr> :|
[08:28:15] chr is now known as chromas
[08:28:19] <chromas> =dump .config
[08:28:19] <sjw> k
[08:28:24] <cty> three letters is just too much
[08:28:48] <chromas> =del .config/owner
[08:28:48] <sjw> k
[08:28:50] cty is now known as c
[08:28:53] <c> :D
[08:29:06] <chromas> =set .config/owner.nick chr
[08:29:06] chromas is now known as chr
[08:29:06] <sjw> k
[08:29:08] <chr> =list
[08:29:08] <sjw> k
[08:29:10] <chr> yay
[08:29:17] <chr> gotta get the variables right
[08:29:36] <c> need moar complexityness!
[08:30:17] <chr> I don't think anything actually requires owner (double helmet) privilege though
[08:30:37] <chr> so even exec can still use it
[08:30:40] <c> double helmet! dayam
[08:30:47] <chr> ~say x
[08:30:57] <chr> thought it went by vhost
[08:31:30] <chr> two helmets for the extra special :)
[08:31:39] <c> goes by nickserv account
[08:31:56] <chr> it doesn't listen to me though now
[08:31:59] <c> ~buckets-dump
[08:32:03] <chr> still idented plus
[08:32:19] <chr> it also let monopory use it
[08:32:21] <c> i think it doesn't like its own nick
[08:32:28] <chr> ah oh
[08:32:40] exc is now known as exec
[08:32:47] <c> ~say fart
[08:32:48] <exec> fart
[08:32:49] <chr> ~say x
[08:32:50] <exec> x
[08:33:05] <chr> ~say =dump karma
[08:33:07] <exec> =dump karma
[08:33:07] <sjw> k
[08:33:50] <chr> =karma slashdot
[08:33:50] <sjw> Karma - slashdot: -666
[08:34:15] <chr> =karma 8===D
[08:34:15] <sjw> Karma - 8===D: 1
[08:35:11] <chr> --cookies for hainting my mind
[08:35:11] <sjw> Karma - cookies: 0
[08:39:05] <jjw> initials++ # Looks like we're really getting into the 3 char thing :P
[08:39:05] <Bender> karma - initials: 1
[08:39:56] <chr> like totally dude
[08:40:09] <chr> soon I can adjust the nick column down to almost nothing
[08:44:15] <ar> hrm
[08:44:25] <ar> Bender: change your nickname
[08:51:50] * c crutchy
[08:51:57] c is now known as crutchy
[08:53:32] <crutchy> oops i violated protocol !!!
[08:53:37] crutchy is now known as c
[08:56:30] <c> KonomiNetbook needs to be taken out the back and whipped
[08:56:48] <Subsentient> KonomiNetbook: naughty.
[08:57:06] <c> and TheMightyBuzzard must use his three char alterego :p
[08:58:20] c is now known as cru
[08:58:27] <ar> why you cru?
[08:59:03] <cru> cos i'm a crusty russian underdog
[08:59:26] <jjw> Not a dusty aussie dingo? :P
[08:59:33] Subsentient is now known as `
[08:59:47] <`> `
[08:59:49] <`>
[08:59:50] <`>
[08:59:52] <`>
[08:59:55] <ar> `
[08:59:59] <`>
[09:00:03] <`>
[09:00:04] <`>
[09:00:05] <`>
[09:00:07] <jjw> ``````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````
[09:00:16] <`>
[09:00:21] <`>
[09:00:22] <cru> careful you might execute something with those backticks
[09:00:26] <`>
[09:00:29] <ar> ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
[09:00:29] <sjw> Karma - --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------: -1
[09:00:31] <`>
[09:00:38] <ar> huh
[09:00:55] <ar> ---
[09:00:55] <sjw> Karma - -: -1
[09:00:55] <jjw> `cructl give bank-details`
[09:00:58] <cru> yah i'm real man you guys wanna go skateboards?
[09:01:02] <`> ++`
[09:01:03] <sjw> Karma - `: 1
[09:01:07] <`> +++
[09:01:07] <sjw> Karma - +: 4
[09:01:10] <`> ++--
[09:01:10] <sjw> Karma - --: 1
[09:01:13] <`> --++
[09:01:13] <sjw> Karma - ++: -1
[09:01:20] ` is now known as Subsentient
[09:01:34] -!- Subsentient has quit [Changing host]
[09:01:34] -!- Subsentient [Subsentient!~WhiteRat@Soylent/Staff/Editor/Subsentient] has joined #Soylent
[09:01:34] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v Subsentient] by juggler
[09:01:37] <chr> too bad you can't do unicode symbols as a nick
[09:01:41] <cru> ++:
[09:01:41] <sjw> Karma - :: 1
[09:01:44] <chr> could do a rat icon or something
[09:02:08] <cru> or bewbs
[09:02:23] <cru> hmm that that would be taken already
[09:02:31] <cru> that_that++
[09:02:31] <Bender> karma - that_that: 1
[09:02:34] <chr> yeah, juggs got it
[09:02:42] <ar> -+-+
[09:03:02] <cru> ++(o Y o)
[09:03:02] <sjw> Karma - (o: 2
[09:03:19] <chr> oh yeah, something to fix
[09:03:22] <cru> bewbs turns into smiley :p
[09:03:55] <cru> ~cd /asdf
[09:03:55] <exec> 13current path for cru changed to "/asdf"
[09:03:59] <cru> ~ls
[09:04:00] <exec> 13current path for cru: /asdf
[09:04:00] <exec> 13vars: feed-me-paper skateboards
[09:04:10] <cru> ~get feed-me-paper
[09:04:11] <exec> 13feed-me-paper = https://www.youtube.com
[09:04:12] <aqu4> Title for page https://www.youtube.com "3Feed Me Paper - YouTube"
[09:04:17] <jjw> ~pwd
[09:05:25] <Subsentient> ~help
[09:05:26] <exec> http://sylnt.us
[09:05:27] <aqu4> Title for page http://sylnt.us "3IRC:exec - SoylentNews"
[09:06:03] <ar> (· Y ·)++
[09:06:03] <Bender> karma - (· y ·): 1
[09:06:08] <ar> haha!
[09:06:16] <cru> dangly bewb
[09:06:24] <Subsentient> OH GOD
[09:06:25] <Subsentient> https://github.com
[09:06:26] <sjw> ^ 03Commits · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot · GitHub
[09:06:26] <aqu4> Title for page https://github.com "3Commits · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot · GitHub"
[09:06:32] * Subsentient 's eyes are bleeding
[09:06:35] <chr> the lower case y makes it look like a v-neck shirt
[09:06:46] <chr> bleeding_eyes++
[09:06:46] <Bender> karma - bleeding_eyes: 1
[09:06:55] * jjw bandages Subsentient's eyes
[09:06:59] <cru> i know its a bit too descriptive
[09:07:17] <jjw> cru: Seriously though, WTH? XD
[09:07:31] <cru> my pushes are automated
[09:07:49] <cru> i just do 'git up' and it pushes all changes and rsyncs to my server
[09:07:56] <cru> lazy++
[09:07:56] <Bender> karma - lazy: 7
[09:08:14] <chr> cru: you could use %%trailing for the -m
[09:08:27] <cru> then i would have to type shit
[09:08:30] <chr> but still keep that as a default
[09:08:35] <cru> typing_shit--
[09:08:35] <Bender> karma - typing_shit: -1
[09:08:44] <ar> (· Y ·)++
[09:08:44] <Bender> karma - (· y ·): 2
[09:08:49] <ar> hrm
[09:08:50] <cru> my shell skillz aren't good enough to do that :p
[09:08:53] <jjw> lazy-- # Laziness causes eye bleed.
[09:08:53] <Bender> karma - lazy: 6
[09:09:02] <cru> poor Subsentient
[09:09:38] <chr> if (%%trailing == '') %%trailing = 'applied breastige;'
[09:10:03] <chr> but with the semicolon over a notch
[09:10:10] <cru> notch++
[09:10:10] <Bender> karma - notch: 1
[09:10:18] <ar> (· Υ ·)++
[09:10:18] <Bender> karma - (· υ ·): 1
[09:10:22] <ar> ;_;
[09:10:30] <cru> cleavage++
[09:10:30] <Bender> karma - cleavage: 1
[09:10:36] <chr> that's a tight top there
[09:10:41] <chr> bursting with flavor
[09:11:09] * Subsentient motorboats
[09:11:11] <cru> (x | x)++
[09:11:11] <Bender> karma - (x | x): 1
[09:11:41] <cru> ~get skateboards
[09:11:41] <exec> 13skateboards = https://www.youtube.com
[09:11:43] <aqu4> Title for page https://www.youtube.com "3asdfmovie8 - YouTube"
[09:11:43] <chr> pasties?
[09:11:52] <chr> electrical tape pasties
[09:12:06] <cru> times are tough
[09:13:33] <cru> also, i don't get that commit log. it says my last commit was in november, but i committed myself today
[09:13:49] <cru> err
[09:13:56] <chr> page 3
[09:14:35] <ar> cru: did you push?
[09:14:44] <cru> yup
[09:14:51] <ar> cru: also, https://github.com ← note the page=3
[09:14:54] <cru> add, commit, push
[09:14:54] <aqu4> Title for page https://github.com "3Commits · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot · GitHub"
[09:15:09] <Subsentient> asdfmovie 6 is my favorite
[09:15:32] <cru> ah
[09:15:39] <cru> shat
[09:15:59] <ar> change your pants then. it's getting smelly
[09:16:13] <chr> ciri++
[09:16:13] <Bender> karma - ciri: -29
[09:16:18] <chr> oh wait
[09:16:31] <cru> mine_turtle++
[09:16:31] <Bender> karma - mine_turtle: 1
[09:17:24] <cru> ~set turtle=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9boKxu7HixA
[09:17:25] <exec> 13var "turtle" set to "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9boKxu7HixA" in path "/asdf"
[09:18:21] <ctl> now you just need an alias bucket so you can point simple aliases to the vars
[09:18:36] <cru> ~get turtle
[09:18:37] <exec> 13turtle = https://www.youtube.com
[09:18:38] <aqu4> Title for page https://www.youtube.com "3ASDF Movie: Mine Turtle [HD] - YouTube"
[09:19:39] <cru> ~set science = https://www.youtube.com
[09:19:40] <exec> 13var "science" set to "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qk0hUFWS2s8" in path "/asdf"
[09:19:41] <aqu4> Title for page https://www.youtube.com "3THE SCIENCE SHOW - YouTube"
[09:20:38] cru is now known as crutchy
[09:20:42] <crutchy> ~ls
[09:20:42] <exec> 13current path for crutchy: /asdf
[09:20:43] <exec> 13vars: feed-me-paper skateboards turtle science
[09:20:50] <crutchy> hmm
[09:20:52] <crutchy> ~cd /
[09:20:53] <exec> 13current path for crutchy changed to "/"
[09:20:58] crutchy is now known as cry
[09:21:01] <cry> lol
[09:21:02] <ciri> HEY! don't laugh at me
[09:21:04] cry is now known as cru
[09:21:07] <ar> ~cd ~
[09:21:08] <exec> error: path not found
[09:21:10] <cru> ~ls
[09:21:11] <exec> 13current path for cru: /asdf
[09:21:11] <exec> 13vars: feed-me-paper skateboards turtle science
[09:21:22] <ar> ~cd /proc
[09:21:23] cru is now known as crutchy
[09:21:23] <exec> error: path not found
[09:21:27] <ar> ~cd /etc
[09:21:27] <exec> error: path not found
[09:21:34] <crutchy> gotta create them first :)
[09:21:51] <ar> ~cd /etc/../../../..
[09:21:52] <exec> error: path not found
[09:22:24] <crutchy> ~set /etc/passwd = hunter2
[09:22:25] <exec> 13var "passwd" set to "hunter2" in path "/etc"
[09:22:57] <crutchy> its only a pretend filesystem :p
[09:23:06] <crutchy> but .. works
[09:23:06] <chr> ~get /etc/passwd
[09:23:07] <exec> 13passwd = hunter2
[09:23:29] <chr> I thought each user had its own
[09:23:41] <crutchy> ~set /path/to/my/phat/var/yo/mama/tama=ciri
[09:23:42] <exec> 13var "tama" set to "ciri" in path "/path/to/my/phat/var/yo/mama"
[09:23:47] <Konomi> ~cd /
[09:23:47] <exec> 13current path for konomi changed to "/"
[09:23:49] <crutchy> nah shared space
[09:23:52] <Konomi> cd ../
[09:23:54] <Konomi> ~cd ../
[09:23:55] <exec> 13current path for konomi changed to "/"
[09:24:00] <Konomi> ls
[09:24:06] <Konomi> damn tiddle
[09:24:06] <crutchy> ~ls
[09:24:07] <exec> 13current path for crutchy: /
[09:24:07] <exec> 13children: to path asdf etc
[09:24:15] <Konomi> ~ls -l
[09:24:15] <exec> 13current path for konomi: /
[09:24:16] <ar> ~ls
[09:24:16] <exec> 13children: to path asdf etc
[09:24:16] <exec> 13current path for ar: /
[09:24:17] <exec> 13children: to path asdf etc
[09:24:19] <Konomi> thehe
[09:24:28] <chr> ~define tiddle
[09:24:30] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3Tiddle: The dot on top of a lower-case letter i.
[09:24:34] <Konomi> ~ls | echo $(echo rm)
[09:24:35] <exec> 13current path for konomi: /
[09:24:35] <exec> 13children: to path asdf etc
[09:24:35] <chr> sound naughty
[09:24:44] <crutchy> ~cd /path/to/my/phat/var/yo/mama
[09:24:45] <exec> 13current path for crutchy changed to "/path/to/my/phat/var/yo/mama"
[09:25:06] <Konomi> ~echo test | echo test
[09:25:08] <crutchy> ~get ../../../../../../asdf/turtle
[09:25:09] <exec> 13turtle = https://www.youtube.com
[09:25:10] <aqu4> Title for page https://www.youtube.com "3ASDF Movie: Mine Turtle [HD] - YouTube"
[09:25:13] <Konomi> hmm
[09:25:22] <Konomi> ~ls ; echo test
[09:25:22] <exec> 13current path for konomi: /
[09:25:23] <exec> 13children: to path asdf etc
[09:25:32] <Konomi> ~ls && echo test
[09:25:33] <exec> 13current path for konomi: /
[09:25:33] <exec> 13children: to path asdf etc
[09:25:36] <ar> ~ls '; -- select 1
[09:25:37] <Konomi> boo ;p
[09:25:37] <exec> 13current path for ar: /
[09:25:37] <exec> 13children: to path asdf etc
[09:25:39] <crutchy> its shell but not as you know it :p
[09:26:15] <ar> ~cd /'; echo *
[09:26:15] <Konomi> ~get ../
[09:26:15] <exec> error: path not found
[09:26:16] <exec> error: var "" not found in path "/"
[09:26:31] <Konomi> ~get ../ ; echo test
[09:26:32] <exec> error: var " ; echo test" not found in path "/"
[09:26:44] <Konomi> hmmm
[09:27:01] <Konomi> ~get ../*
[09:27:02] <exec> error: var "*" not found in path "/"
[09:27:02] <crutchy> there are shell commands running behind that, but you gotta get around escapeshellarg
[09:27:08] <Konomi> ~get ../\*
[09:27:09] <exec> error: var "\*" not found in path "/"
[09:27:22] <Konomi> ~get ../\000
[09:27:23] <exec> error: var "\000" not found in path "/"
[09:27:28] <Konomi> ~get ../"\000
[09:27:29] <exec> error: var ""\000" not found in path "/"
[09:27:47] <Konomi> probably no way around it if it's something cruchy used rather than made
[09:27:47] <Konomi> ;p
[09:27:59] <crutchy> atm its pretty boring
[09:28:04] <crutchy> php++
[09:28:04] <Bender> karma - php: 7
[09:28:16] <Konomi> hmm
[09:28:27] <Konomi> bash does have some interesting thigns we can try htough
[09:28:36] <Konomi> ~get $(test)
[09:28:37] <exec> error: var "$(test)" not found in path "/"
[09:28:45] <Konomi> ~get `test`
[09:28:46] <exec> error: var "`test`" not found in path "/"
[09:28:52] <crutchy> i'll give you some privs that might come in handy
[09:29:16] <crutchy> ~rehash
[09:29:18] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file (115 aliases)
[09:29:25] <crutchy> try ~say something
[09:29:54] <crutchy> konomi gots exec admin :p
[09:29:59] <ar> ~say !
[09:30:01] <ar> :<
[09:30:04] <Konomi> um
[09:30:20] <crutchy> hmm ar you pretty good at shell shit too eh
[09:30:20] <ar> ¡i want admin rights too!
[09:30:29] <ar> ;)
[09:30:35] <crutchy> ~rehash
[09:30:37] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file (115 aliases)
[09:30:42] <crutchy> go nuts dude
[09:30:43] <chr> ~say admin for all!
[09:30:45] <exec> admin for all!
[09:31:17] <crutchy> only thing you don't got is the aliases with @ in the user list
[09:31:21] <Konomi> ~get /dev/zero
[09:31:22] <exec> error: path not found
[09:31:50] <crutchy> Konomi, this might help: https://github.com
[09:31:51] <sjw> ^ 03exec-irc-bot/execfs.php at master · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot · GitHub
[09:31:51] <aqu4> Title for page https://github.com "3exec-irc-bot/execfs.php at master · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot · GitHub"
[09:32:01] <crutchy> that's the script that's run when you do a ~get
[09:32:43] <crutchy> its dumber than you think :p
[09:32:49] <ar> ~say yaay
[09:32:55] <ar> hm
[09:33:03] <ar> it aint no workin'
[09:33:07] <crutchy> aw dude you not identified
[09:33:19] <crutchy> it works on nickserv account for auth
[09:33:39] <crutchy> if you identify as ar it will work
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[09:33:58] <ar> ~say hm
[09:34:05] <chr> arachnist
[09:34:06] <ar> it still ain't working
[09:34:11] <crutchy> err
[09:34:35] <crutchy> ~rehash
[09:34:38] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file (115 aliases)
[09:34:40] <crutchy> i thought i rehashed
[09:34:45] <ar> ~say hm
[09:35:04] <chr> crutchy: did you use arachnist for the username?
[09:35:12] <crutchy> i used ar
[09:35:21] <chr> ar's the nick
[09:35:38] <ar> 103532 -NickServ(NickServ@services.)- Information on ar (account ar):
[09:35:41] <chr> not sure if that affects it
[09:36:14] <crutchy> dunno why ar wouldn't work
[09:36:16] <chr> ar: probably because systemd
[09:36:23] <crutchy> dammit its because he's from poland!
[09:36:37] <chr> oh yeah; google didn't like his weather either
[09:36:41] <ar> hehe
[09:36:43] <crutchy> can konomi do ~say
[09:36:50] <ar> ~weather ar
[09:36:50] <crutchy> or have i totally borked it
[09:36:50] <Konomi> ~say monkeys
[09:36:51] <exec> Weather for Warsaw, Poland - currently 43°F / 6°C, mostly cloudy, humidity 92% - Monday fog (36°F-42°F / 2°C-6°C), Tuesday chance of rain (36°F-42°F / 2°C-6°C), Wednesday cloudy (33°F-37°F / 1°C-3°C), Thursday cloudy (41°F-41°F / 5°C-5°C) - source: Google
[09:37:00] <crutchy> oh shit
[09:37:04] <crutchy> i just figured it out
[09:37:04] <chr> ~say =say hi
[09:37:05] <exec> =say hi
[09:37:05] <sjw> hi
[09:37:06] <ciri> hello, nice to see yea! sjw
[09:37:06] <crutchy> ~restart
[09:37:07] <exec> successfully saved buckets file (10.7 kb)
[09:37:11] <crutchy> needs a restart :p
[09:37:13] <Konomi> ~say monkeys
[09:37:15] -!- exec has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
[09:37:18] <Konomi> ...
[09:37:21] <crutchy> hard-coded config ++
[09:37:23] <ar> ;)
[09:37:28] <Konomi> seriously crutchy
[09:37:31] <jjw> sleep++
[09:37:31] <Bender> karma - sleep: 11
[09:37:32] <Konomi> fix whatever just exploded ;p
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[09:37:45] <crutchy> now should work :p
[09:37:46] <ar> ~say monkeys
[09:37:48] <exec> monkeys
[09:37:50] <chr> /nick JamesNZ
[09:38:15] <ar> ~say -e '\nQUIT'
[09:38:15] <exec> -e '\nQUIT'
[09:38:17] <crutchy> now you can go hax0rz nuts
[09:38:26] <crutchy> brb
[09:38:33] <Konomi> ~say echo test
[09:38:37] <crutchy> actually be back in a while
[09:38:46] <Konomi> is it defective?
[09:38:49] <ar> ~say !echo test
[09:38:50] <exec> !echo test
[09:39:03] <ar> now it works for me, but doesn't for Konomi
[09:39:11] <Konomi> ~say monkeys
[09:39:24] <ar> crutchy: go back here and fix your broken stuff
[09:39:26] <ar> ;)
[09:48:44] <Konomi> ~ls ''
[09:48:45] <exec> 13current path for konomi: /
[09:48:45] <exec> 13children: to path asdf etc
[09:48:48] <Konomi> ~ls '''
[09:48:48] <exec> 13current path for konomi: /
[09:48:49] <exec> 13children: to path asdf etc
[09:50:03] <Konomi> ~ls '
[09:50:03] <exec> 13current path for konomi: /
[09:50:04] <exec> 13children: to path asdf etc
[09:51:39] <Konomi> ~ls '""/
[09:51:40] <exec> 13current path for konomi: /
[09:51:40] <exec> 13children: to path asdf etc
[09:52:44] <Konomi> more php than shell
[09:55:22] <chr> we need a shellbot
[09:55:42] <chr> it could run in a vm and we could tagteam it
[09:55:52] <chr> family_style++
[09:55:52] <Bender> karma - family_style: 1
[10:00:07] <SirFinkus> An opinion piece in the Herald Sun attacks what it calls the "despicable rubberneckers who took selfies and socked back beers and wine while they gawked at the Martin Place siege 100 metres away."
[10:00:09] <SirFinkus> sweet
[10:00:53] <chr> ~define rubbernecker
[10:00:59] <exec> [wikipedia] 3Rubbernecker: Rubbernecking is the act of gawking or staring, usually stupidly and slack-jawed, at something of interest. A common example of rubbernecking is drivers trying to view the aftermath of a traffic accid...
[10:01:15] <chr> heh, even my spellcheck knew it was a word
[10:02:29] <SirFinkus> hilarious the media is attacking rubbernecking
[10:03:14] <chr> rubbernecking rubberneckers
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[11:08:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:08:41] <Bender> karma - coffee: 906
[11:10:14] <crutchy> aw did it bust?
[11:10:18] <crutchy> stupid bot
[11:10:45] <chr> which'n?
[11:11:06] <crutchy> i wonder if the account is case senthitive
[11:11:14] <chr> .poke bot
[11:11:15] * exec pokes bot
[11:11:34] <crutchy> ~restart
[11:11:35] <exec> successfully saved buckets file (17.8 kb)
[11:11:43] -!- exec has quit [Quit: dafuq]
[11:11:44] <crutchy> cos konomi's account name starts with a cap
[11:12:00] <crutchy> ooh thunder is getting better :D
[11:12:03] <chr> ah that's right; you left 'em hangin'
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[11:13:06] <crutchy> poor Konomi
[11:13:17] <crutchy> might work now, but really fiik
[11:13:28] <crutchy> i'm still working out my bot too
[11:13:44] <crutchy> hmm. i mights lose power here at some point
[11:15:22] <crutchy> i put konomi's ns account with a capital letter so if she shows up she can try tinkering again if she can be bothered
[11:16:08] <crutchy> i'd rather you guys find a bug than pooteen :p
[11:16:20] <chr> poontang++
[11:16:20] <Bender> karma - poontang: 1
[11:16:32] <crutchy> ++coffee
[11:16:32] <sjw> Karma - coffee: 193
[11:16:43] <chr> =who up coffee
[11:16:43] <sjw> coffee: chromas, crutchy, crutchy_, TheMightyBuzzard
[11:16:46] <chr> :(
[11:16:54] <chr> needs per-user stats
[11:17:00] <crutchy> ~define sjw
[11:17:01] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3SJW: Social Justice Warrior. A pejorative term for an individual who repeatedly and vehemently engages in arguments on social justice on the Internet, often in a shallow or not well-thought-out way, for th...
[11:17:05] <crutchy> lol
[11:17:05] <ciri> rofl
[11:17:11] <chr> at least this way nobody can tell if I cheated
[11:18:21] <crutchy> hmm. i need a ~link alias cos i like your idea of making links to vars in exefs
[11:18:40] <chr> hehe, aliases could also be in execfs
[11:18:49] <chr> /aliases
[11:18:51] <chr> or /bin
[11:19:21] <crutchy> and have a global env var
[11:19:27] <chr> so then when you gives a command that doesn't exist, it looks for it in /bin, then goes to what the alias points to :D
[11:19:35] <crutchy> yeah
[11:19:36] <chr> multiple dereferences
[11:19:37] <chr> ++
[11:20:01] <crutchy> http://www.bom.gov.au
[11:20:02] <sjw> ^ 03256 km Melbourne Radar Loop
[11:20:04] <aqu4> Title for page http://www.bom.gov.au "3256 km Melbourne Radar Loop"
[11:20:08] <crutchy> crappy rain
[11:20:13] <crutchy> thunder++
[11:20:13] <Bender> karma - thunder: 4
[11:20:44] <chr> rain++
[11:20:44] <Bender> karma - rain: 2
[11:21:04] <chr> cold_rain_that_freezes_when_it_hits--
[11:21:04] <Bender> karma - cold_rain_that_freezes_when_it_hits: -1
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[11:24:18] <crutchy> ooh this ones a bit better
[11:24:21] <crutchy> http://www.bom.gov.au
[11:24:24] <sjw> ^ 03128 km Bairnsdale Radar Loop
[11:24:24] <aqu4> Title for page http://www.bom.gov.au "3128 km Bairnsdale Radar Loop"
[11:25:26] <crutchy> ~weather
[11:25:28] <exec> Weather for Traralgon VIC - currently 60°F / 16°C, partly cloudy, humidity 91% - Monday partly cloudy (55°F-79°F / 13°C-26°C), Tuesday chance of storm (50°F-88°F / 10°C-31°C), Wednesday chance of rain (46°F-68°F / 8°C-20°C), Thursday partly cloudy (46°F-73°F / 8°C-23°C) - source: Google
[11:25:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> that fellow still douchebagging it up in sydney?
[11:25:40] <crutchy> dunno
[11:26:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm. i spose i could go inside n watch the news but i do hear some video games calling to me
[11:26:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> terrorists--
[11:26:53] <Bender> karma - terrorists: -1
[11:27:16] <crutchy> i'm writing it up as either some lameo, blowback from our dick politicians (that i wrote to in futile attempt to discourage them from sending planes to mideast), or some kinda false flag
[11:27:47] * chr awaits a knock at crutchy's door
[11:28:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's a pair of pretty fuckwad-ish guys in as many months, ain't it?
[11:29:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, prolly a lone nutter gettin his islam on i expect.
[11:30:06] <chr> The real problem with the islamic ter'ists is that they give beards a bad name
[11:30:22] <chr> and head towels
[11:30:41] <crutchy> meh. there's crazies everywhere. aussie not immune
[11:30:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup.
[11:31:34] <crutchy> the media will make a circus out of it to milk the ratings/revenue. then life will return to same ol bs
[11:31:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, pols might do the same too though and strip away another right.
[11:32:15] <crutchy> prolly
[11:32:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> be a shame to waste a perfectly good random incident
[11:32:35] <ciri> where you going? TheMightyBuzzard
[11:33:04] <crutchy> you guys have kinda given 'war on terror' a bad rap though
[11:33:17] <crutchy> they'll have to give it a different name
[11:33:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> well, our random incident was pretty spectacular. they had to milk it for everything it was worth.
[11:33:55] <crutchy> i'm pretty sure they're still milking that one
[11:34:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~moo
[11:34:08] <exec> (__)
[11:34:09] <exec> (oo)
[11:34:09] <exec> /------\/
[11:34:09] <exec> / | ||
[11:34:09] <exec> * /\---/\
[11:34:09] <exec> ~~ ~~
[11:34:09] <exec> ...."Have you mooed today?"...
[11:34:52] <crutchy> i gave ar and Konomi exec admin privs
[11:35:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> foolish mortal
[11:35:05] <crutchy> will be interesting to see if they stumble on anything
[11:35:19] <chr> give tmb access; he'll be bored some time
[11:35:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> Konomi will have it reciting her favorite anime scenes in no time
[11:35:30] <chr> then he can stop by and get root
[11:36:07] <crutchy> ~restart
[11:36:08] <exec> successfully saved buckets file (16.9 kb)
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[11:36:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm already bored. going to video game today instead of doing works.
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[11:36:45] <crutchy> tmb, try ~say something as a test
[11:36:46] <chr> I wish all my vidya games were pc
[11:36:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~say something as a test
[11:36:54] <exec> something as a test
[11:36:58] <crutchy> there ya go
[11:37:24] <crutchy> i think the priv accounts are case sensitive. i started off with konomi all in lowercase
[11:37:55] <chr> ~say =set .config/prefix &
[11:37:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~klingon your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries
[11:37:56] <exec> =set .config/prefix &
[11:37:56] <sjw> k
[11:37:59] <chr> ah oh
[11:38:04] <chr> that's kind of a security hole
[11:38:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, right
[11:38:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;klingon your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries
[11:38:13] <crutchy> ¿
[11:38:13] <botctl> TheMightyBuzzard: SoSlI' vavlI' He' elderberries 'ej hamster ( )
[11:38:58] <chr> ;klingon I fart in your general direction
[11:38:58] <crutchy> ;klingon bok choi bakla derka derka
[11:39:00] <botctl> chr: ruq 'ej jatDaj mach jIH qaStaHvIS lurgh Sa' ( )
[11:39:00] <botctl> crutchy: bok choi bakla derka derka ( )
[11:39:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> apparently you can spell any old thing in klingon letters
[11:39:35] <crutchy> what was the security thingy chr ?
[11:39:56] <crutchy> is it cos exec has supa monopolies powahs?
[11:40:06] <chr> ;klingon romulans use systemd!
[11:40:07] <botctl> chr: systemd yIlo' romulans! ( !)
[11:40:30] <chr> crutchy: yeah, giving access to everything to anyone who can ~say :D
[11:40:51] <chr> sssh, don't tell nobody
[11:40:52] <crutchy> lol sorry dude. prolly wanna revoke exec powahs
[11:40:54] <chr> IGNORE ME!!
[11:41:09] <chr> nah I just need to fix muh bot
[11:41:14] <crutchy> pay no attention to the low level conversion function
[11:41:29] <chr> config should require double helmet status
[11:42:01] <crutchy> oh wtf. nickname 'int' is already in use?
[11:42:23] <chr> https://www.youtube.com
[11:42:24] <sjw> ^ 03Continue To Ignore Me! | The Venture Bros. | Adult Swim - YouTube
[11:42:25] <aqu4> Title for page https://www.youtube.com "3Continue To Ignore Me! | The Venture Bros. | Adult Swim - YouTube"
[11:43:26] <chr> https://www.youtube.com
[11:43:27] <sjw> ^ 03The Grand Galactic Inquisitor | The Venture Bros. | Adult Swim - YouTube
[11:43:27] <aqu4> Title for page https://www.youtube.com "3The Grand Galactic Inquisitor | The Venture Bros. | Adult Swim - YouTube"
[11:44:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> wonder...
[11:45:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;say #Soylent /quit
[11:45:00] <botctl> /quit
[11:45:00] <Bender> /quit
[11:45:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> ?
[11:45:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> bender obeys too?
[11:45:31] <chr> \say test
[11:45:40] <chr> will it work with other chars?
[11:46:08] <chr> ;say \x10quit
[11:46:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> les see, was he echoing botctl or paying attention to me...
[11:46:16] <chr> ;say \xaquit
[11:46:24] * TheMightyBuzzard sneaks one in via msg
[11:46:37] <chr> ;say Bender: join #
[11:46:56] <botctl> /join #
[11:47:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm
[11:47:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;say we represent the lollipop guild
[11:47:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;say #Soylent we represent the lollipop guild
[11:47:25] <botctl> we represent the lollipop guild
[11:47:25] <Bender> we represent the lollipop guild
[11:47:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'll be damned
[11:47:38] <chr> ;say #Soylent bewbs++
[11:47:41] <chr> aw
[11:47:43] <chr> no privs
[11:47:52] <chr> TheMightyBuzzard: try without a prefix
[11:47:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i gave myself oper last time i poked him
[11:48:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> say #Soylent wonder twin powers activate
[11:48:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;say #Soylent wonder twin powers activate
[11:48:15] <botctl> wonder twin powers activate
[11:48:15] <Bender> wonder twin powers activate
[11:48:21] <chr> weird
[11:48:24] * TheMightyBuzzard is easily amused
[11:48:37] <chr> Bender: list say
[11:48:37] <Bender> say plugin has the following commands:
[11:48:41] <chr> Bender: list chan
[11:48:41] <Bender> chan plugin has the following commands: chan-loudcommand, chan-allowcommand, chan-cycle, chan-denyplug, chan-delwatch, chan-enable, chan-allowwatch, chan-disable, chan-loud, chan-withprivmsg, chan-join, chan-silentcommand, chan-token, chan-part, chan-removecommand, chan-silent, chan-mode, chan-allowplug, part, chan-del, join, chan-list, chan-upgrade, chan-withnotice
[11:48:44] <crutchy> !say fart
[11:48:52] <chr> .say bewbs
[11:48:58] <crutchy> bender: say fart
[11:49:20] <chr> Bender: bend your Rodriguez
[11:50:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> so why's bender using the same prefix as botctl?
[11:50:42] <crutchy> ~cd /
[11:50:43] <exec> 13current path for crutchy changed to "/"
[11:50:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> !say #Soylent burn baby burn, disco inferno
[11:50:45] <Bender> burn baby burn, disco inferno
[11:50:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> guess he's not picky as to the prefix
[11:51:13] <crutchy> ~set fart = https://www.youtube.com
[11:51:14] <exec> 13var "fart" set to "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSKQ3ZNQ_O8#t=17" in path "/"
[11:51:15] <aqu4> Title for page https://www.youtube.com "3World's Biggest Fart - The Hippo - YouTube"
[11:52:41] <crutchy> ooook. wtf is wrong with japanese people?
[11:52:42] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[11:52:43] <sjw> ^ 03I have a bad case of Diarrhea - Japanese learning English - YouTube
[11:52:44] <aqu4> Title for page https://www.youtube.com "3I have a bad case of Diarrhea - Japanese learning English - YouTube"
[11:53:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, dude there is no accounting for the wackiness of the japanese mind
[11:55:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> much like koreans will whup your ass at starcraft, japanese people will make you say wtf
[11:56:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~say fart
[11:56:01] <exec> fart
[11:57:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... i should put botctl on staff.soylentnews.org so i don't hafta keep restarting him at boot
[11:58:33] <chr> make a systemd unit
[11:59:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> distro isn't new enough to have systemd
[11:59:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> sides, there's too many places to store those bastards
[12:00:00] <chr> on the box botctl's on?
[12:00:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, right
[12:00:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah i could i spose
[12:00:29] <chr> but yeah, put it with Bender and diego
[12:00:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> did for universal media server
[12:00:38] <chr> friends_With_benefits++
[12:00:38] <Bender> karma - friends_with_benefits: 1
[12:00:46] <chr> bots_With_benefits++
[12:00:46] <Bender> karma - bots_with_benefits: 1
[12:01:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> nice, think all the modules i need can come in over apt
[12:02:32] <chr> hehe, I started typing staff and got this link
[12:02:39] <chr> http://stopmasturbationnow.org
[12:02:39] <aqu4> Title for page http://stopmasturbationnow.org "3Stop Masturbation Now | Faith and Family Values"
[12:02:40] <sjw> ^ 03 ( / )
[12:05:57] <chr> Someone's using Opera on an apple?
[12:07:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> don axe me
[12:08:06] <chr> on staff.soylentnews
[12:08:17] <chr> 'cause the logs are available
[12:13:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;pissoff
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[12:13:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How diid Complex Life Evolve on Earth? How Might it do so Elsewhere? - http://sylnt.us - cylons
[12:13:50] <aqu4> Title for page http://sylnt.us "3How diid Complex Life Evolve on Earth? How Might it do so Elsewhere? - SoylentNews"
[12:14:24] <chr> yeah, Bender; how diid it?
[12:14:36] <chr> that extra i will evolve away
[12:14:45] <chr> or…did it evolve to be there just now
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[12:14:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm...
[12:15:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh right, no ident on staff.
[12:15:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;klingon fire torpedoes
[12:15:37] <botctl> TheMightyBuzzard: qul peng (??? ???)
[12:15:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> ?!
[12:15:48] <chr> https://staff.soylentnews.org
[12:15:50] <aqu4> No title found.
[12:15:55] <chr> we need updated graphs :D
[12:16:18] <chr> s/\///4
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[12:17:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;klingon fire torpedoes
[12:17:43] <botctl> TheMightyBuzzard: qul peng (??? ???)
[12:17:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> grumble
[12:18:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> no unicode for me i guess. will have to fix that later
[12:19:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;say #Soylent 💩
[12:19:49] <botctl> 💩
[12:19:49] <Bender> 💩
[12:21:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> there, botctl don't need restarted now
[12:22:45] <chr> dogfart--
[12:22:45] <Bender> karma - dogfart: 0
[12:22:57] <chr> Bender: who up dogfart
[12:23:06] <chr> Bender: whoup dogfart
[12:23:06] <Bender> uppers of dogfart are: crutchy: 3, chromas: 2
[12:27:08] <Bender> I fart in your general direction
[12:27:21] <chr> (:
[12:27:26] <Popeidol> Bender++
[12:27:26] <Bender> karma - bender: -2
[12:28:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, i'm never gonna abuse that...
[12:29:21] <chr> need a cron job to make him toss a random quote every hour or so
[12:29:43] <chr> actually, it might have a module for that
[12:31:44] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his chin
[12:31:47] <crutchy> http://soylentnews.org
[12:31:47] <aqu4> Title for page http://soylentnews.org "3Journal of crutchy (179)"
[12:31:48] <sjw> ^ 03SN journal bot talk 04(0 comments)
[12:32:30] <crutchy> i think i got 4 bots to talk from single command
[12:32:53] <chr> eww, crutchy!
[12:32:59] <chr> You have dst as well?
[12:33:18] <crutchy> daylight savings time?
[12:33:24] <chr> daylight_spanking_time++
[12:33:24] <Bender> karma - daylight_spanking_time: 1
[12:34:09] <crutchy> i don't have /bs here
[12:34:19] <crutchy> might still have in ##
[12:36:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> awe, can't make bender tweet arbitrary messages onto twitter.
[12:37:28] <chr> Bender: twitter doesn't work?
[12:37:31] <Bender> 1 tweet posted
[12:37:39] <chr> oh shit
[12:38:34] <chr> it's not there though
[12:38:37] <chr> Bender: don't lie!
[12:39:56] <chr> permissions: USER, GUEST - location: jsb.plugs.common.twitter - examples: twitter just found the http://jsonbot.org project
[12:39:57] <sjw> ^ 03ERROR: The requested URL could not be retrieved
[12:39:58] <aqu4> Failed to connect to retrieve page title.
[12:41:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> awe crap, think i moved bender to using my twitter account
[12:41:20] <crutchy> tmb, are you a twat?
[12:41:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> apparently
[12:41:39] * crutchy has never used twitter
[12:41:53] <chr> what's the address?
[12:42:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> for bender's feed?
[12:42:15] <crutchy> i can make SECURITY sniff chromas' butt in ## but that's about it
[12:42:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://twitter.com
[12:42:17] <chr> yours
[12:42:18] <sjw> ^ 03SoylentNews (@SoylentNews) | Twitter
[12:42:18] <aqu4> Title for page https://twitter.com "3SoylentNews (@SoylentNews) | Twitter"
[12:42:25] <chr> or is it a seecret?
[12:42:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> not a secret, just where i do ranty stuff
[12:42:45] <crutchy> http://twitter.com
[12:42:45] <sjw> ^ 03Twitter / ? ( https://twitter.com )
[12:42:46] <aqu4> Title for page http://twitter.com "3Twitter / ?"
[12:42:47] <aqu4> Title for page https://twitter.com "3Twitter / ?"
[12:42:56] <chr> I tried that
[12:42:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> newp, someone ganked that one
[12:43:00] <chr> says it doesn't exists
[12:43:03] <crutchy> bastards
[12:43:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> TMBuzzard
[12:43:18] <crutchy> why did aqu4 double team that url?
[12:43:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause sjw repeated it as well
[12:43:34] <crutchy> oh maybe cos sjw repeated it
[12:43:37] <crutchy> yah
[12:44:04] <chr> that tweet ain't there either. Unless you daleted it, I wonder where it went
[12:44:14] <crutchy> down the tubes
[12:44:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> foo bar baz is though
[12:44:34] <chr> Bender: list twitter
[12:44:34] <Bender> twitter plugin has the following commands: twitter-cmnd, twitter, twitter-confirm, twitter-friends, twitter-auth
[12:44:45] <chr> I wonder if we can each set up a feed for it
[12:44:52] <chr> Bender: twitter-friends
[12:44:52] <Bender> you are not logged in yet .. run the twitter-auth command.
[12:45:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh nice
[12:45:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> !twitter-friends
[12:45:13] <crutchy> bender: authorize-twat
[12:45:26] <chr> did it pm you or something?
[12:45:32] <chr> Bender: respond!
[12:45:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya
[12:45:36] <chr> Bender: IGNORE ME!!
[12:45:39] <crutchy> its telling me i need more lube
[12:45:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> with an error message
[12:45:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> see if you can auth with it
[12:45:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> someone with an account that is
[12:46:16] <chr> I have one; don't recall the info for it
[12:46:26] <chr> and haven't really used it
[12:47:00] <chr> Bender: twitter is good for selfies of porn actresses
[12:48:16] <crutchy> bender: twitter-auth chromas hunter2
[12:48:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> really hoping i don't have to get the twitter login / pass info for our twitter account to set him back to normal. hoping he can be a client for anyone.
[12:49:15] <chr> Bender: twitter-cmnd
[12:49:19] <chr> Bender: help twitter-cmnd
[12:49:19] <Bender> help on twitter-cmnd: arguments: <API cmnd> - do a twitter API cmommand.
[12:49:23] <Bender> permissions: OPER - location: jsb.plugs.common.twitter - examples: twitter-cmnd home_timeline
[12:49:28] <chr> Bender: help twitter-friends
[12:49:28] <Bender> help on twitter-friends: no arguments - show friends timeline (your normal twitter feed).
[12:49:32] <Bender> permissions: OPER, USER, GUEST - location: jsb.plugs.common.twitter - examples: twitter-friends
[12:49:38] <chr> Bender: help twitter-auth
[12:49:38] <Bender> help on twitter-auth: no arguments - get url to get the auth PIN needed for the twitter-confirm command.
[12:49:42] <Bender> permissions: OPER, USER, GUEST - location: jsb.plugs.common.twitter - examples: twitter-auth
[12:50:10] <chr> well we'll find out next time there's an article posted eh
[12:50:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> twitter-auth gives you a url to visit then you twitter-confirm with the code on that page
[12:50:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> can do it via /msg
[12:55:13] <crutchy> g'night folks
[12:55:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> nite man
[12:55:18] <ciri> good nite TheMightyBuzzard
[12:55:27] <chr> midnight, crutchy
[12:56:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh well, if it's broke it's broke. i'll fix it later when people are up and around if necessary.
[12:56:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> right now ima bail to winders n play new video games
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[12:56:57] <chr> happy murder time!
[13:39:47] * Konomi yawns
[13:39:53] <Konomi> another shitty summer night and I can't sleep
[13:40:01] <Konomi> let alone the damn terrorist crap on the news -.-
[13:41:28] <ar> it's winter day, not summer night
[13:41:54] <ar> ~weather ar
[13:41:56] <exec> Weather for Warsaw, Poland - currently 48°F / 9°C, scattered clouds, humidity 82% - Monday partly cloudy (36°F-43°F / 2°C-6°C), Tuesday chance of rain (36°F-42°F / 2°C-6°C), Wednesday cloudy (32°F-37°F / 0°C-3°C), Thursday cloudy (42°F-43°F / 6°C-6°C) - source: Google
[13:42:35] <ar> although "day" is quite relative. in less than an hour the sun will set
[13:42:38] <Konomi> maybe on one side of the planet it is
[13:43:14] <ar> (sunset today is at 3:23PM local time)
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[14:15:20] <aqu4> Title for page http://sylnt.us "3How did Complex Life Evolve on Earth? How Might it do so Elsewhere? - SoylentNews"
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[14:45:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Segregation and Simulation - http://sylnt.us - I-don't-like-triangles!
[14:45:43] <aqu4> Title for page http://sylnt.us "3Segregation and Simulation - SoylentNews"
[15:10:20] <SirFinkus> looks like the hostage thing is over
[15:10:26] <SirFinkus> or will be shortly
[15:12:05] <SirFinkus> there was a bang (gunshot?) and hostages are coming out now
[15:15:31] <SirFinkus> holy hsit
[15:15:40] <SirFinkus> like 15 guys went in there and magdumped
[15:15:43] <SirFinkus> I think they got him
[15:16:06] <SirFinkus> that guy is bloody pulp now
[15:17:36] <SirFinkus> aw shit, looks like a bunch of the hostages got hit too
[15:18:05] <SirFinkus> more gunshots? the plot thickens
[15:18:34] <SirFinkus> "just making sure"
[15:19:55] <SirFinkus> haha, most half-assed cpr in the world, must be the gunman
[15:21:59] <SirFinkus> yeah, this is a messy one
[15:24:09] <chr> Probably learned cpr from TV
[15:25:14] <SirFinkus> well, I'd assume he's trained in that sort of thing
[15:25:41] <SirFinkus> I mean, if it was the gunman, he's pretty fucking dead
[15:25:56] <SirFinkus> probably 100 shots fired
[15:26:30] <chr> Where's that at?
[15:27:14] <SirFinkus> sydney
[15:27:23] <chr> Ah
[15:28:06] <paulej72> need to kill any witnesses
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[16:16:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Vanishing American Male Worker - http://sylnt.us - chasing-the-vanishing-jobs?
[16:16:50] <aqu4> Title for page http://sylnt.us "3The Vanishing American Male Worker - SoylentNews"
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[18:18:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Lenovo Recalls 500,000 Laptop Power Cords - http://sylnt.us - zap-kablam
[18:18:20] <aqu4> Title for page http://sylnt.us "3Lenovo Recalls 500,000 Laptop Power Cords - SoylentNews"
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[18:52:24] <mechanicjay> The test of a good backup system isn't in the backing up, but the restoring. I think I'm going to start referring to it as the "restore" system to get people thinking about it that way. If you can't restore, the backup is uselss.
[18:54:28] <ar> http://www.timesofisrael.com
[18:54:29] <sjw> ^ 03Sydney teen who yelled 'Kill the Jews' sentenced to Shabbat dinner | The Times of Israel
[18:54:29] <aqu4> Title for page http://www.timesofisrael.com "3Sydney teen who yelled 'Kill the Jews' sentenced to Shabbat dinner | The Times of Israel"
[18:54:44] <ar> why do we have two url-title bots?
[19:02:36] <swiss> ^
[19:02:52] <swiss> i vote aqu4 leaves, it's picking up Bender and shit
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[19:43:00] <crutchy> ++coffee
[19:43:00] <sjw> Karma - coffee: 194
[20:14:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[20:14:18] <Bender> karma - coffee: 907
[20:14:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin
[20:25:06] <JamesNZ> \o TheMightyBuzzard
[20:25:09] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[20:25:09] <Bender> karma - tea: 320
[20:25:10] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[20:25:10] <Bender> karma - tea: 321
[20:25:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> hows things off in kiwi-land today?
[20:25:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> or tomorrow i guess
[20:26:24] <JamesNZ> Sunny, cloudless, and windless :) Probably gonna be another scorcher.
[20:26:45] <JamesNZ> How's 'murica?
[20:27:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> few clouds, bit breezy, rather mild for winter.
[20:27:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather
[20:27:30] <exec> Weather for Ada, OK, USA - currently 52°F / 11°C, mostly cloudy, wind W at 12 mph, humidity 62% - Monday clear (34°F-55°F / 1°C-13°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (32°F-43°F / 0°C-6°C), Wednesday chance of snow (36°F-36°F / 2°C-2°C), Thursday fog (37°F-45°F / 3°C-7°C) - source: Google
[20:27:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> wait what? snow?
[20:28:00] <JamesNZ> Neato.
[20:28:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> stupid wednesdays. always have to be contrary.
[20:28:35] <JamesNZ> snow++
[20:28:35] <Bender> karma - snow: -3
[20:28:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> !whodown snow
[20:28:48] <Bender> downers of snow are: kobach: -2, pbnjoe: -1, mattie_p: -1, Cryptobandar: -1
[20:29:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> spent all morning playing Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning
[20:30:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> which with the weather makes this a pretty quality day.
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[20:38:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> heya, Blackmoore. later, Blackmoore.
[20:38:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> nap++
[20:38:15] <Bender> karma - nap: 13
[20:38:24] <Blackmoore> :P
[20:38:48] <Blackmoore> have a nap for me too while your at it
[20:39:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> sounds good, will do
[20:45:52] <crutchy> ~weather
[20:45:54] <exec> Weather for Traralgon VIC - currently 73°F / 23°C, rain, wind W at 1 mph, humidity 99% - Tuesday chance of storm (50°F-88°F / 10°C-31°C), Wednesday chance of rain (46°F-68°F / 8°C-20°C), Thursday partly cloudy (46°F-72°F / 8°C-22°C), Friday chance of rain (46°F-63°F / 8°C-17°C) - source: Google
[20:46:17] <crutchy> crap. not even 8am yet and its already 23 deg :/
[20:48:53] <Blackmoore> welcome to global warming!
[20:50:10] <crutchy> i think straya has always been like this, but yeah would be nice if pollutants had negative financial value
[20:52:42] <crutchy> though i think you northern hemispherers are gunna feel the effects of man-made pollution more than us southerners
[20:57:06] <Blackmoore> it's tough to guess.
[20:57:35] <Blackmoore> but what i will bet on is the ruination of out fresh water supply
[20:58:06] <Blackmoore> sure the Great lakes will become the next florida - but we can only support so many people
[20:58:09] <crutchy> who would have thought there could be a madman with a gun in a country that has effectively outlawed guns? hopefully the sydney thing points out to all those gun control freaks in the US that criminals don't obey laws no matter how strict they are and that crazies will get their hands on guns even if you have a massive buyback and limit sales
[20:59:04] <Blackmoore> crutchy: they dont get it. and frankly it isnt about gun control as much as it makes the populace easier to control by force
[20:59:23] <Blackmoore> and therefore really popular among politicians and police
[20:59:28] <crutchy> though tbh i don't really care that australia has strict gun control laws cos i would never wanna own one anyway
[20:59:58] <Blackmoore> depends. I will eventually get a rigle for hunting, and pest control
[21:00:02] <Blackmoore> rifle
[21:00:15] <Blackmoore> but i woulnd bother with a pistol
[21:00:36] <Blackmoore> Pistols are really only good for shooting people
[21:00:45] <crutchy> unless the gov goes batshit insane with the dictatorship thing. then i'll be arming myself, my family andd my pet dropbears
[21:01:11] <Blackmoore> again - watch who is controling the water.
[21:06:05] <Blackmoore> as long as I can dig a well I'm safe
[21:07:30] <crutchy> that's prolly why even though i think all our politicians are retards, i'm prolly more comfortable with a more conservativish party in control if they're less likely to expand government (though i don't completely trust them not to anyway). the more left-leaning nanny-state give-everyone-a-government-job-at-the-expense-of-all-else parties seem more likely to follow the path of socialism
[21:09:43] <crutchy> if there are too many cops, you end up with what happened in furgeson
[21:11:02] <Blackmoore> too true about ferguson. too many cops, no training, wrong equipment.
[21:11:16] <Blackmoore> they may as well have been on patol in Iraq
[21:11:21] <Blackmoore> partol
[21:11:44] <crutchy> there was an interesting imgur about that
[21:11:46] <Blackmoore> thats an occupying force, not a police force
[21:11:50] <crutchy> nod
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[21:12:13] <Blackmoore> NYC could say the same
[21:12:33] <Blackmoore> where as 20 years ago they were a police force.
[21:12:33] <ciri> hmmm thats a good question Blackmoore
[21:12:51] <Blackmoore> and a damn good one.
[21:13:31] <crutchy> cops pointing guns at citizens kinda indicates fear and distrust on their part, which isn't what you want your police to be like. police should be part of the community
[21:14:23] <crutchy> its a damn shame
[21:15:34] <crutchy> i hope you guys get more libertarians in power. there are extremists on all sides for sure, but i think a lot more libertarians understand the risks of big government more than the neocons and progressives
[21:18:05] <crutchy> i think i'm generally libertarian. we have a libertarian party here but i think its more of a club atm
[21:18:56] <crutchy> not the libertarian as defined by Fox and CNN though, cos they don't know shit about liberty
[21:20:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Brit Boffins Bung "Magnetic Fields and Cancer" Link Hypothesis - http://sylnt.us - Whats-the-frequency-Kenneth?
[21:20:36] <aqu4> Title for page http://sylnt.us "3Brit Boffins Bung "Magnetic Fields and Cancer" Link Hypothesis - SoylentNews"
[21:21:46] <crutchy> $list
[21:21:50] <crutchy> $help
[21:21:50] <aqu4> Hi, I'm aqu4bot, version "baking", running on UNIX. I'm a bot written in pure C by Subsentient [http://universe2.us/]. My source code can be found at "http://github.com/Subsentient/aqu4bot/". Try the 'commands' command to get a list of what I can do, or try 'help cmd' where 'cmd' is a particular command.
[21:21:55] <crutchy> $commands
[21:21:56] <aqu4> Commands with 1 star = admins only, 2 stars = owners only. Commands available:
[21:21:56] <aqu4> burrito, beer, godzilla4**, wz, guessinggame, sr, time, title, ddg, coin, seen, tell, sticky, replace, whoami, tail8*, msg8*, memsg8*, noticemsg8*, chanctl8*, join8*, part8*, debug8*, nickchange4**, admin4**, blacklist8*, netwrite4**, quit4**, restart4**, help, commands
[21:22:02] <crutchy> $title off
[21:22:03] <aqu4> Failed to connect to retrieve page title.
[21:22:19] <crutchy> err
[21:23:15] <crutchy> $tell Subsentient need to double-decode html entities in title outputs
[21:23:15] <aqu4> I'll tell them in a PM next time I see 'em.
[21:25:47] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: microtodd is one brave souls that has offered to help with dev work.
[21:26:31] <crutchy> <ciri> exec, Politely blows it back to the immature perhaps. Not surprising in whole to anyone, but you gotta taste this porpoise smegma juice coffee.
[21:26:55] <crutchy> porpoise_smegma_juice_coffee++
[21:26:55] <Bender> karma - porpoise_smegma_juice_coffee: 1
[21:31:55] <Blackmoore> crutchy: I used to consider myself a libertarian untill i talked with the "leadership" of that group. as far as i could tell they had the same nutjobs in charge as tea party.
[21:32:10] <Blackmoore> all about privatizing everything
[21:32:43] <Blackmoore> I'm progressive, a Bull moose party/ Teddy Roosevelt progressive.
[21:34:03] <crutchy> i don't have anything against privatisation, as long as the private company doesn't get government perks
[21:34:40] <crutchy> our power companies have been privatised here but there's lots of competition
[21:34:59] <crutchy> i can buy power from a distributor in a different state if i want to
[21:35:54] <crutchy> anyway, off to workipoos i go
[21:35:58] <crutchy> cyas later
[21:37:42] <JamesNZ> workipoos--
[21:37:42] <Bender> karma - workipoos: -9
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[21:59:58] <ar> https://www.youtube.com - ten wokal
[21:59:59] <sjw> ^ 03Jonathan And Darlene Edwards - Stayin' Alive (Bee Gees Cover) - YouTube
[21:59:59] <aqu4> Title for page https://www.youtube.com "3Jonathan And Darlene Edwards - Stayin' Alive (Bee Gees Cover) - YouTube"
[22:00:01] <ar> whoops
[22:00:10] <ar> the vocals
[22:06:46] <JamesNZ> soundconverter++
[22:06:46] <Bender> karma - soundconverter: 1
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[22:28:14] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy,what do you thinkof your domestic terr'ist?
[22:28:50] <Ethanol-fueled> ah shucks. Gotta go. Boye boye
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[23:22:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - X-Ray Line May Have Dark Matter Origin - http://sylnt.us - still-not-chocolate
[23:22:06] <aqu4> Title for page http://sylnt.us "3X-Ray Line May Have Dark Matter Origin - SoylentNews"
[23:42:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> HA!
[23:43:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> HAHAHAHAHA! Bender doesn't spit out " for " on twitter anymore!