#Soylent | Logs for 2014-12-13
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[23:56:20] <crutchy> or near there
[23:56:14] <crutchy> she's from gembrook near melbourne
[23:55:56] <crutchy> apparently she was besties with my cousin, but i never met her. i think my mum and sisters did
[23:55:19] <NetCraft> ^ 03Vanessa Amorosi Heroes Live Forever - YouTube
[23:55:19] <crutchy> remember this: https://www.youtube.com
[23:53:00] <paulej72> long day in the lab building a updated experiment for the undrgrad lab course
[23:52:39] <crutchy> listening to old songs
[23:52:32] <crutchy> my brains stuck in my childhood
[23:52:15] <ciri> HAHAHAHA
[23:52:15] <crutchy> lol same here
[23:52:09] <paulej72> brain not engaged
[23:52:06] <crutchy> ah
[23:51:57] <paulej72> crutchy: sorry I menat chromas
[23:51:56] <crutchy> i'm lost
[23:51:54] <chromas> well I do remember that in VideoToaster, the ` key got me the opening left double quote
[23:51:45] <paulej72> I read a whole article on it, but I can’t remember where
[23:51:19] <crutchy> ke?
[23:50:53] <paulej72> crutchy: there is a vaild reason to use ` for ‘
[23:50:24] <paulej72> hello all
[23:47:02] <Bender> karma - (people who use ` for '): -1
[23:47:02] <chromas> (people who use ` for ')--
[23:46:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Lessons from Egyptology on Cultural Longevity - http://sylnt.us - project-for-a-new-Egyptian-century
[23:46:06] <crutchy> i think i was in primary school. grade 5 maybe
[23:45:37] <crutchy> disturbment
[23:45:32] <NetCraft> ^ 03Right Said Fred - I`m Too Sexy (The Original) - YouTube
[23:45:31] <crutchy> zomg i remember this https://www.youtube.com
[23:45:12] <SirFinkus> I'm reading "the last ringbearer" it's fascinating
[23:40:14] <crutchy> 90's sunday
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[22:25:35] <chromas> "I don't know how to teach, I'm a professor!"
[22:25:17] <crutchy> prolly postgrads doing the grading
[22:24:49] <crutchy> if its a uni/college assignment i'd still just be doing the absolute minimum though. professors marking it prolly don't give a shit either way
[22:24:49] <chromas> if he can set the duration short enough, he could do quite a lot
[22:23:45] <chromas> but we don't know what units he's limited to
[22:23:35] <chromas> I think it was python
[22:23:23] <crutchy> in something like delphi anyway. not sure what programming thingy he's using
[22:23:05] <crutchy> could make it read jpeg or gif
[22:22:19] <chromas> And couldn't use a compressed format
[22:22:17] <crutchy> i don't know anything about xpm
[22:22:07] <crutchy> oh
[22:21:56] <crutchy> hmm actually it would be the other way around. he would just neeed to make his 'image player' exclude the encoding bits from the sound
[22:21:24] <chromas> probably could use xpm 'cause it's all text
[22:21:11] <chromas> oh yeah, he didn't say if he gets use libpng or something.
[22:20:37] <crutchy> if you use mspaint/gimp/etc
[22:20:27] <crutchy> if you wanna open an image file i think its gotta have some info at the start
[22:20:14] <chromas> I thought it was just using pixel values
[22:19:42] <chromas> encoding bits?
[22:19:32] <crutchy> unless you make a viewer that excludes them
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[22:19:11] <crutchy> only bit that would look weird is the encoding bits at the start
[22:19:00] <Ethanol-fueled> allright, gotta go be productive for awhile. I'll be on later, drinking of course.
[22:18:46] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAH
[22:18:41] <chromas> ♪ It looks like a goatse and it sounds like one too♫
[22:18:08] <crutchy> my guinea pigs are fapping
[22:18:00] <chromas> and then have the song be Friday or something
[22:17:45] <chromas> "Listen to this goatse"
[22:17:08] <crutchy> maybe like farts
[22:17:05] <chromas> You can embed pictures into music though. For example, Windowlicker has a spiral at the end
[22:16:49] <crutchy> i doubt they would sound orgasmic
[22:16:35] <crutchy> lmao
[22:16:25] <Ethanol-fueled> haha chromas.....it would be funny to see what song porn pics generate
[22:16:21] <crutchy> or that :)
[22:16:11] <crutchy> so its dunna be a kinda purply pic
[22:16:08] <chromas> and use the third channel in the image file for something visually obscene
[22:15:55] <Ethanol-fueled> Yup.
[22:15:49] <crutchy> just make g = const then
[22:15:30] <Ethanol-fueled> what I want to do is use a constant duration for all notes.
[22:15:17] <crutchy> you could make an mp3 titled 'the sounds of the mona lisa'
[22:14:54] <crutchy> that would be awesome
[22:14:44] <ciri> hahaha
[22:14:43] <crutchy> lol
[22:14:40] <chromas> You can edit the music in mspaint :D
[22:14:08] <chromas> ^ what crutchy said
[22:14:03] <crutchy> maybe
[22:14:01] <chromas> well there ya go; three parameters. color images have three channels
[22:13:56] <crutchy> pitch = r, duration = g, b = amplitude
[22:13:36] <Ethanol-fueled> which I assume uses the MIDI
[22:13:25] <Ethanol-fueled> the only thing I have access to is a method called playNote(pitch, duration, amplitude)
[22:13:04] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas - like I said, gimped-down dev environment
[22:12:46] <chromas> So one color channel each for Frequency/note, Volume and Stereo pan
[22:12:44] <crutchy> uni = foot in door and nothing else
[22:12:37] <Ethanol-fueled> maybe I can alternate reading red, green, and blue values for more variable tones.
[22:12:30] <crutchy> that's what uni is all about e-f
[22:12:22] <chromas> crutchy: ah true; I didn't even think of stereo
[22:12:14] <Ethanol-fueled> But setting up the score drawing subsystem is taking too much time. It can be done, but I'm gonna get a good grade no matter what as long as the project works, so I'm taking the easy way out.
[22:12:12] <crutchy> ah yeah r for left and g for right
[22:11:59] <chromas> )
[22:11:57] <chromas> (color channels
[22:11:44] <chromas> if you can only do one tone then you only need two colors
[22:11:43] <Ethanol-fueled> My original idea was to read a text file of a certain format, draw the first 4 bars of the musical score into an image, then play the song.
[22:11:31] <crutchy> i guess you could just use one value. you'd prolly wind up with a sort of dark red blobby picture
[22:11:18] <Ethanol-fueled> I think I'm gonna take the easy way out and just do the range thing.
[22:10:28] <chromas> You could use one byte for a chord; 8 bits lets you hit 8 notes at once. Then have one value is an offset and the other is volume
[22:10:24] <crutchy> oh
[22:10:18] <crutchy> you could make 127 as middle C or summin
[22:10:11] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, i forgot that the gimped-down environment I'm using doesn't play chords. It's monophonic.
[22:09:49] <crutchy> anyway, so if you have a tone for each of r, g and b you could make a sort of chord with it
[22:09:43] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, can you be more specific? I suppose the easy answer would be to divide 0..255 into different ranges and play the tone based on the range.
[22:09:01] <crutchy> the others are for secret messages to the jews
[22:09:00] <Ethanol-fueled> er, 255 chromas
[22:08:50] <chromas> usually it's 255
[22:08:41] <chromas> 127?
[22:08:37] <crutchy> maybe r, g and b values each play a tone
[22:08:34] <Ethanol-fueled> each color value is an integer ranging rom 0 to 127
[22:08:18] <Ethanol-fueled> How would YOU generate tones based on the red, green, and blue content of each pixel?
[22:07:59] <Ethanol-fueled> each pixel in the image will represent a note or chord
[22:07:42] <Ethanol-fueled> The problem is to generate a song from an image file.
[22:07:37] <crutchy> i'm genius you guys want to go skateboards?
[22:07:21] <Ethanol-fueled> allright, genuises, I've come to pick your brains.
[22:07:19] <crutchy> aye focker!
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[21:49:56] <crutchy> ciri: ya i'm a real man you guys want to go skateboards?
[21:49:24] <crutchy> ah well. you guys want to go skateboards?
[21:49:23] <chromas> consequences
[21:49:04] <sedctl> <chromas> ya dun goofed
[21:49:04] <chromas> s/b.*$/goofed/
[21:48:42] <chromas> ya dun broke it
[21:48:23] <crutchy> what!
[21:48:13] <exec> error: invalid path
[21:48:12] <crutchy> ~set /asdf/feed-me-paper = https://www.youtube.com
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[21:47:40] <crutchy> aw fuck.
[21:47:23] <crutchy> ~set /asdf/skateboards=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olit-B5Yldc#t=38
[21:45:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Peru Indignant After Greenpeace Damages Ancient Nazca Archaeological Site - http://sylnt.us - protect-the-environment-by-damaging-it
[21:40:47] <Bender> karma - morning_farts: 1
[21:40:47] <crutchy> morning_farts++
[21:39:42] <crutchy> oops. move along NSA. nothing to see here
[21:39:02] <ciri> not sure crutchy
[21:39:01] <crutchy> where do i gets me one of these assault pillows? do they come with anti-stank cannons and terrorist sleeper cells?
[21:37:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> FU, consciousness! me and my assault pillow are taking your ass down.
[21:37:22] <crutchy> in australia, mars bar parties involve a mars bar, a woman's snoosnoo and a mouth
[21:36:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> lemon party might be, depends on where you work though.
[21:36:27] <crutchy> oh hang on its the weekend :)
[21:36:19] <crutchy> prolly lucky. mars bar party isn't really sfw
[21:35:57] <crutchy> 404 bot not found
[21:35:44] <chromas> ~define mars bar
[21:35:43] <crutchy> ~define mars bar party
[21:35:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> google it. we'll wait.
[21:35:25] <crutchy> eck. havent heard of lemon parties
[21:35:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean fer starters you lot have completely different mars bars from the us
[21:35:07] <chromas> lemon parties as well
[21:34:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> do not wanna know
[21:34:35] <crutchy> yeah, even mars bar parties
[21:34:23] <chromas> true
[21:34:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> all parties period should be put up against the wall and shot.
[21:34:04] <crutchy> why are politicians so retarded?
[21:33:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, ya, old cartoon guy was funny. i'm practicing up to be him.
[21:33:42] <crutchy> all parties in australia should have ass icons
[21:33:23] <crutchy> i reckon both parties should have ass icons
[21:33:22] <chromas> the old guy cartoon is a republican though
[21:32:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> literally. never.
[21:32:42] <chromas> ah, I got the animal wrong.
[21:32:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> are not. i NEVER have type errors
[21:32:34] <crutchy> assumption of type
[21:32:28] <crutchy> esp in php
[21:32:21] <crutchy> type errors are the root cause of a lot of problems imho
[21:32:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> republicans are elephants, dems are jackasses
[21:32:15] <chromas> oh yeah
[21:32:05] <crutchy> i thought the ass was dems
[21:32:01] <chromas> the donkey
[21:31:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, only for type errors
[21:31:56] <crutchy> ass icon?
[21:31:54] <chromas> I thought they were the right
[21:31:45] <chromas> in that video, he keeps talking about "the left" and showing the republican ass icon
[21:31:45] <crutchy> strong typing makes debugging so much easier
[21:31:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> whatchoo talkin bout, chromas?
[21:31:08] <chromas> damn one-dimensional political spectrum
[21:30:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> sometimes i wanna know if a number that's probably stored as an int is contained in a string. i don't wanna have to fuck with converting it first.
[21:30:46] <chromas> republicans are the left now?
[21:30:14] <crutchy> means you have nfi was kind of data you're getting so you have to do checks to make sure you have an arse
[21:29:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> nothing wrong with weak typing. saves you from having to convert types.
[21:29:33] <Bender> karma - pascal: 46
[21:29:33] <crutchy> pascal++
[21:29:26] <crutchy> but that's cos i come from pascal
[21:28:58] <crutchy> my main gripe with php is weak typing
[21:28:15] <NetCraft> ^ 03[Phoronix] Sharing What You Love Or Hate About PHP
[21:28:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh ya, been saving this in a tab for you, crutchy: http://www.phoronix.com
[21:28:08] <chromas> and his shirt++
[21:27:39] <crutchy> ~set /asdf/feed-me-paper = https://www.youtube.com
[21:27:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> he is but he's pretty funny
[21:26:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> nap or argue on the internet some more? today could be the day i convince everyone i'm right.
[21:26:29] <chromas> that guy is wobbly
[21:24:30] <NetCraft> ^ 03Andrew Klavan: #GamerGate Forever! - YouTube
[21:24:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[21:24:12] <NetCraft> ^ 03Feed Me Paper - YouTube
[21:24:11] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[21:23:24] <crutchy> !$~=invite tama
[21:23:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> botctl: kill all humans
[21:23:05] <crutchy> =invite tama
[21:22:58] <crutchy> $invite tama
[21:22:40] <chromas> Bender: invite tama
[21:22:31] <crutchy> yeah i prolly should have put that one in the batcave
[21:22:27] <chromas> .invite tama
[21:22:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, don't make me smake you for talking to bots who aren't even in channel
[21:21:45] <crutchy> tama, fscking is fucking and sucking at the same time
[21:21:44] <chromas> maybe systemd will change that
[21:21:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> been this way since fsck was a thing. going to stay this way.
[21:21:17] <Bender> karma - lazy: 5
[21:21:17] <chromas> lazy++
[21:21:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> not gonna happen.
[21:20:48] <chromas> at the very least, it should be able to check for errors, even if they're too lazy to add online fixin'
[21:20:10] <chromas> yeah, they need to work on it
[21:19:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, believe it, yo. you will fuck your shit up if you try to fsck a mounted volume.
[21:18:42] <crutchy> tama, chromas likes fscking his hard disk
[21:18:40] <chromas> This is why linux will never take off in the server market…
[21:18:14] <crutchy> first you wanna mount them. then you wanna fsck them. dayam
[21:17:12] <chromas> what's this shit about can't fsck online volumes? fuka yu, lunix!
[21:17:01] <crutchy> would have been more apt in hindsight
[21:16:36] <crutchy> they should've called microsoft ballgate instead
[21:16:01] <crutchy> or is that what bill and steve called themselves when they were butt buddies
[21:15:51] <chromas> then we can have #baldersgate
[21:15:39] <chromas> shave
[21:15:23] <crutchy> now we gunna have ballgate
[21:14:56] <chromas> ballchinnalitis
[21:14:52] <crutchy> Konomi, block your eyes
[21:14:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, my balls are already working on that
[21:14:33] <chromas> beard-on-beard
[21:14:24] <crutchy> ew
[21:14:15] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: true but perhaps you could grow a second beard
[21:14:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, #MetalGate is now a thing apparently.
[21:14:09] <crutchy> .. and now for my ping pong ball trick!
[21:13:48] <crutchy> yeah... warm
[21:13:44] <crutchy> or warm
[21:13:41] <crutchy> before it wasn;t cool
[21:13:27] <crutchy> it was cool even before it was cool
[21:13:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> the beard needs no help. it has powers beyond those of mortal men.
[21:13:20] <crutchy> dammit shoulda grabbed chromas' surly terse comment
[21:12:50] <chromas> Gotta recharge that beard
[21:12:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooh, i haven't taken a nap yet today. i totally could fast forward over a few hours of boredom.
[21:11:27] <Bender> karma - pizza: 25
[21:11:27] <chromas> pizza++
[21:09:53] <Bender> karma - pizza: 24
[21:09:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> pizza++
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[21:08:38] <Bender> karma - new_york: -2
[21:08:38] <chromas> new_york--
[21:08:28] <Bender> karma - new_york_pizza: -1
[21:08:28] <chromas> new_york_pizza--
[21:07:54] <IronicHipster> I'm off to eat an ostrich burger and a thin-crusted pizza
[21:07:48] <chromas> Yeah but we were surly and terse before it wasn't cool
[21:07:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> adios
[21:07:39] <IronicHipster> Well anyway, I hope you all have a nice day.
[21:07:16] <IronicHipster> Well, I don't feel welcome anymore. You all are so surly and terse.
[21:06:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'because we're bastards
[21:06:46] <IronicHipster> Huh, it seems to be so negative in here.
[21:06:29] <IronicHipster> hashtag...rad
[21:06:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> gotta be some college ball on somewhere, man.
[21:06:16] <IronicHipster> So who likes coaster bikes?
[21:06:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> you started drinkin already or just really bored?
[21:05:45] <IronicHipster> and had Linux on my computer back when it had the brown theme.
[21:05:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> so, at any point in time?
[21:05:22] <IronicHipster> I liked systemd before it was cool.
[21:04:43] <IronicHipster> Because I respect women and treat them as fairly as I treat men.
[21:04:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> stop mounting your system then
[21:04:23] <chromas> :( systemd-- is fighting itself over mount again
[21:04:19] <IronicHipster> hashtag...STUD
[21:03:41] <IronicHipster> I do it for the ladies for free :D
[21:03:36] <IronicHipster> I'm a smart guy. I'm the guy who jailbreaks my friends' iPhones for them.
[21:03:08] <IronicHipster> excuse me, that's what they say give you cred
[21:02:55] <ciri> don't ask me!
[21:02:53] <IronicHipster> How do I get a low-digit user ID? That's what'
[21:02:36] <IronicHipster> They say it's cool because nobody knows about it yet.
[21:02:21] <IronicHipster> I heard about this place from my friends in my Iron Skillet cooking club
[21:02:16] <chromas> Even reboot is masturbating
[21:02:03] <IronicHipster> Who's EF?
[21:01:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> sup, EF
[21:01:56] <IronicHipster> Hola everybody!
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[21:01:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> i just gave you one boot, now you want another?
[21:01:05] <chromas> maybe I need yet another reboot
[21:00:56] <chromas> Enlightenment quit working; any time I start a program it locks up. Now deadbeef quit working
[21:00:22] <Bender> karma - my_computer: -1
[21:00:22] <chromas> my_computer--
[20:59:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'okay, you prolly deserved it for something in the backscroll
[20:59:21] <chromas> /kickonopoly
[20:59:05] <chromas> or just an extra /
[20:58:55] <chromas> :D
[20:58:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> doh. meant to have a /say in front of that
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[20:58:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> .kick chromas
[20:58:12] <chromas> oh yeah? Well you /should/ like it, whether you like it or not!
[20:57:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> i donut like people who try to tell me what i should and shouldn't think or enjoy
[20:55:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> haven't written anything yet. been #gamergate-ing
[20:52:53] <NetCraft> .kick NetCraft
[20:52:53] <chromas> =say .kick NetCraft
[20:52:49] <NetCraft> .kick chromas
[20:52:49] <chromas> =say .kick chromas
[20:51:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> no bot for this, just when someone says kick and $msg->{who} eq $1, have myself say in here to .kick $1
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[20:23:18] <crutchy> using the comment feed script as a base
[20:22:45] <crutchy> i might have a go at a journal feed when i wake up more
[20:21:03] <crutchy> prolly cos i keep tinkering with its guts and cos i forget how it works :/
[20:20:13] <crutchy> i barely trust exec not to run amok in here as a normal user
[20:19:52] <crutchy> it would have to be a bot with supa cow powahs
[20:16:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> come to think of it, it'd be just as easy to script myself to .kick anyone that says .kick themself
[20:12:09] <chromas> there ya go
[20:11:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> i could script myself to .kick Ethanol-Fueled when he says .kick Ethanol-Fueled
[20:11:14] <chromas> ~say .kick NetCraft
[20:05:17] <chromas> maybe exec or aqu4 could have a kickonol-fueled unit
[20:04:11] <crutchy> hmm. or just make him SOP
[20:01:52] * crutchy wonders if it would be possible to give ethanol-fueled the ability to kick himself with juggler
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[19:43:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - RideCoin - The Uncentralized Bitcoin Powered Clone of Uber - http://sylnt.us - let-the-people-decide
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[18:51:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, 1pm, time to eat breakfast.
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[17:44:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> should go chronological rather than popularity
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[17:44:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, too bad we got a suck journal feed thing.
[17:44:07] <Ethanol-fueled> .kick Ethanol-fueled
[17:43:11] <Ethanol-fueled> Too bad you can't mod journals.
[17:42:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, figured you'd like that one
[17:42:41] <Bender> karma - buzzard: 0
[17:42:41] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard++ for dat journal entry
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[17:42:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - It's Official: Ford Dumps Windows for QNX - http://sylnt.us - BlackBerry-Inc-mops-its-brow
[17:27:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, that'd do it. used to be on a split sleep cycle myself. 12-4 both times.
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[17:26:39] <Konomi> damn naps
[17:26:37] <Konomi> fell asleep at 10pm and woke up at 2am
[17:26:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> what's your excuse then?
[17:25:51] <Konomi> it's 4:25am in hopping rat land I doubt he's awake ;p
[17:25:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy then. he's usually good for a yackfest.
[17:24:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, fair nuff.
[17:24:25] <Konomi> it's never that quiet
[17:24:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> too quiet in here. almost quiet enough that Ethanol-fueled needs to come back
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[15:57:42] <Ethanol-fueled> It's POOPOO! POOPOO!
[15:57:35] <Ethanol-fueled> You can smell it with your nose,
[15:57:27] <Ethanol-fueled> You know every body knows,
[15:56:57] <Ethanol-fueled> It's POOPOO! POOPOO!
[15:56:52] <Ethanol-fueled> coming from that sewer pipe,
[15:56:41] <Ethanol-fueled> something's smelling pretty ripe,
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[15:53:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> You're not family or someone with big, soft knockers. You don't qualify for huggage from me.
[15:52:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> I'm still not hugging you.
[15:52:37] * TheMightyBuzzard quirks an eyebrow
[15:51:22] <ar> 9✓ The account arachnist is huggable.
[15:40:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Beats Network Caching Patent Claim - But Patent Stands - http://sylnt.us - a-brief-flicker-of-light
[15:27:07] <NetCraft> ^ 03SN journal The Best Defense is a Good Offense 04(0 comments)
[15:27:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> there we go: https://soylentnews.org
[14:25:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> got something been percolating around in my brain and need to make it go away.
[14:25:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> Think I'll write a journal today.
[14:22:45] <Bender> karma - coffee: 904
[14:22:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[13:39:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - British Medical Journal: Men Really can be Idiots — Darwin Awards Prove it - http://sylnt.us - no-award-winners-disagreed
[12:57:19] <SirFinkus> think I got the wrong one the first time
[12:57:02] <NetCraft> ^ 03 ( /product.php?pid=02153697&country=223 )
[12:57:02] <SirFinkus> err http://www.mpbio.com
[12:45:36] <Bender> karma - coffee: 903
[12:45:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[12:42:06] <SirFinkus> it's $30 a gram
[12:34:46] <SirFinkus> you can just buy this shit
[12:34:41] <NetCraft> ^ 031-azabicyclo[2.2.2]octane;2-hydroxy-2,2-diphenylacetic acid(CAS# ) - angenechemical.com
[12:34:38] <SirFinkus> horrifying
[12:34:36] <SirFinkus> http://www.angenechemical.com
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[12:21:45] <crutchy> night SN
[12:21:42] <crutchy> meh
[12:21:34] <crutchy> wtf. flash plugin runs on github pages :/
[11:41:32] <crutchy> ah. bytram was the ed :p
[11:41:00] <crutchy> wtf
[11:37:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - GCHQ Launches New Cryptography App - http://sylnt.us - WT-MCI-QOB-FSOR-HVWG,-MCI-RCB'H-BSSR-WH
[11:36:25] <SirFinkus> the podcast is great
[11:36:17] <ciri> lol damn!
[11:36:17] <crutchy> lol what an outtro
[11:36:09] <crutchy> haha 'so until next time kiss my dick'
[11:21:36] * SirFinkus feels old
[11:21:21] <NetCraft> ^ 03A case for The Grinch
[11:21:20] <chromas> here's something old: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net
[11:18:29] <crutchy> :p
[11:18:23] <SirFinkus> I thought he hated jews
[11:17:59] <ciri> heh
[11:17:59] <NetCraft> ^ 03All I Want for Christmas Is... Jews - YouTube
[11:17:58] <crutchy> lol ethanol-fueled will love this: https://www.youtube.com
[11:16:33] <SirFinkus> revision: children should never make noise
[11:16:32] <chromas> looks like SirFinkus strangled that elf
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[11:16:12] <SirFinkus> children should never sing
[11:14:36] <chromas> stupid noisy neighbors
[11:14:24] <chromas> the grinch hated all the singing and noise too
[11:11:39] <SirFinkus> oh shit, forgot about the grinch, fuck him too
[11:11:31] * SirFinkus hates christmas
[11:11:21] <SirFinkus> here comes santa claus, here comes santa claus, right up your mother's cunt
[11:10:51] <SirFinkus> it's a song
[11:10:44] <crutchy> give it a chance
[11:10:39] <crutchy> suits your current xmas mood to a tee :p
[11:10:36] <SirFinkus> 10 seconds in, already hate it
[11:10:09] <crutchy> you'll love the kevin bloody wilson one
[11:09:40] <SirFinkus> the later it gets, the worse my grammar
[11:09:21] * SirFinkus refuses to click any christmas related links unless they are grim news stories about holiday suicides or tongue in cheek ones about local burglers getting caught in chimmneys
[11:08:13] <NetCraft> ^ 03KEVIN BLOODY WILSON Hey Santa Claus - YouTube
[11:08:13] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[11:07:41] <SirFinkus> santa cunt
[11:06:54] <crutchy> how about "ay santa claus ya cunt. where's me fuckin bike"?
[11:06:31] <SirFinkus> there aren't any good ones
[11:06:24] <SirFinkus> and fuck every christmas song
[11:06:23] <Bender> karma - snoopy: 1
[11:06:23] <crutchy> snoopy++
[11:06:07] <SirFinkus> especially fuck those shitty stop motion christmas shows and that shitty peanuts one everyone's obsessed with
[11:05:47] <SirFinkus> fuck christmas
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[10:51:56] <crutchy> or #staff meh
[10:51:33] <crutchy> wtf is the 'meh' channel?
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[10:51:25] <crutchy> Bender: chan-list
[10:44:59] <chromas> :(
[10:44:57] <chromas> Bender: join #
[10:44:38] <chromas> Bender: chan-join #
[10:44:28] <Bender> chan plugin has the following commands: chan-loudcommand, chan-allowcommand, chan-cycle, chan-denyplug, chan-delwatch, chan-enable, chan-allowwatch, chan-disable, chan-loud, chan-withprivmsg, chan-join, chan-silentcommand, chan-token, chan-part, chan-removecommand, chan-silent, chan-mode, chan-allowplug, part, chan-del, join, chan-list, chan-upgrade, chan-withnotice
[10:44:28] <chromas> Bender: list chan
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[09:24:17] <SirFinkus> I love this so much
[09:24:15] <NetCraft> ^ 03Here Are the Latest Photos of the Satanic Statue Being Made for Oklahoma’s Statehouse | VICE | United States
[09:24:14] <SirFinkus> http://www.vice.com
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[09:05:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Original Apple Computer Sells for $365,000 at New York Auction - http://sylnt.us - piece-of-history
[09:00:22] <crutchy> .voice
[07:33:16] <crutchy> otherwise it would have already happened
[07:33:00] <crutchy> russia prolly won't allow it
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[07:26:25] <juggs> .devoice
[07:20:21] <juggs> Sounds like a reason for another war or manipulate a regime change.
[07:04:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Iranian Hackers Used Visual Basic Malware to Wipe Vegas Casino’s Network - http://sylnt.us - house-of-cards?
[06:05:38] <crutchy> ubuntu
[06:03:41] <arti> kung-fu
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[05:59:29] * juggs whacks crutchy with a systemd stick
[05:59:25] <SpallsHurgenson> coming in 2015: MS Systemd 1.0
[05:58:55] <crutchy> systemd
[05:58:42] <SpallsHurgenson> I blame Microsoft
[05:56:34] <juggs> colour me shocked - the bbc ran a story about big waves and didn't mention global warming or freak weather once, must be losing their fu
[05:52:22] <crutchy> apparently
[05:52:11] <crutchy> at least you can't inadvertently run bash commands in them
[05:51:33] <SpallsHurgenson> se'xy, s'exy a'pos'trep'he's'
[05:51:25] <crutchy> oh shit i made a period!
[05:51:11] <crutchy> i just avoid grammar altogether. then nobody expects any better :)
[05:50:44] <juggs> there goes the apostrophe fetish again
[05:50:29] <juggs> Bender is a mystery to me. Seems very disjointed in it's construction. TMB seems to have it worked out though. ~shrug~
[05:49:28] <arti> flexi
[05:49:22] <crutchy> bender is insufficiently bendy
[05:48:52] <juggs> rut roh - crutchy broke something
[05:48:00] <crutchy> :/
[05:47:57] <crutchy> !note add stretchy cunts
[05:47:52] <SpallsHurgenson> bombs? ter'rists! quick, we'd better invade
[05:47:19] <NetCraft> ^ 03BBC News - Surfers ride 'weather bomb' waves in Spain and Portugal
[05:47:17] <juggs> http://www.bbc.co.uk
[05:42:32] <chromas> brought to you buy carl's jr
[05:42:06] <juggs> with ear bleed sound tech
[05:42:03] <chromas> The rocket will have extra nozzles that point off to the sides
[05:41:37] <juggs> probably with an enhanced light sabre or something too
[05:40:36] <chromas> Coming in theaters everywhere
[05:39:43] <juggs> something something Bruce Willis something Sigourney Weaver something drills something nuke it from orbit to be sure
[05:39:29] <SpallsHurgenson> nuclear pulse propulsion, e.g., sit on an atom bomb and see how far you fly :)
[05:38:35] <chromas> Orion II: Shakedown
[05:38:22] <chromas> If hollywood can do it
[05:38:20] <SpallsHurgenson> Orion is supposed to be a nuclear, damnit!
[05:38:00] <SpallsHurgenson> I refuse to be interested in rockets ever since they re-used the Orion codename for the new rocket
[05:33:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Orbital Entitled to Partial Payment from NASA for Failed Antares Launch - http://sylnt.us - rocket-surgery
[05:32:12] <juggs> reminds me, I've not powered up the desktop in ages
[05:28:59] <SpallsHurgenson> it's a memorial to all my old computers: gone, but not forgotten. you served me well, guys
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[05:27:03] <Ethanol-fueled> bahahah
[05:26:07] <juggs> Better than putting them in landfill for sure
[05:25:51] <SirFinkus> motherboards are pretty neat
[05:25:44] <juggs> HEPA and ULPA filters are great for that kind of clean up vacuuming - but man do they clog up fast
[05:25:18] <SpallsHurgenson> I have old motherboards pinned to my wall (geek art). They individually wrapped 'em :)
[05:22:49] <SpallsHurgenson> kitty was sort of upset about it, but after an hour or so after they wrapped her up she stopped struggling so I guess she's okay now :)
[05:22:32] <SirFinkus> glad they're taking care of you
[05:22:19] <SpallsHurgenson> the CeilingTakerDowner men were very professional; they wrapped everything in plastic first then vacuumed very well afterwards
[05:21:36] <SpallsHurgenson> I keep thinking something nasty is going to drop down out of the crawlspace. I never realized how much I like ceilings
[05:21:26] <juggs> dirty, dusty work pulling a ceiling down - plaster dust is ebil, get everywhere shit
[05:21:11] <SpallsHurgenson> actually, it's pretty freaky... it's very Silent Hill on the other side of the plastic
[05:20:48] <SirFinkus> D:
[05:20:45] <SpallsHurgenson> hence the need for my security-zipper :)
[05:20:29] <SpallsHurgenson> I no longer have a ceiling
[05:20:08] <SirFinkus> how are the repairs coming?
[05:19:37] <SpallsHurgenson> I am outside the asylum
[05:19:21] <juggs> Which side are you on? The incarcerated side or the observers side?
[05:18:36] <SpallsHurgenson> I feel nice and secure on this side of the zipper :)
[05:18:20] <juggs> I'm not sure whether to be concerned for your well being or call in the rescue team :/
[05:17:27] <SpallsHurgenson> speaking of which, this room looks like a medical isolation ward; it's split in two by a big plastic sheet with a zipper-door in it :)
[05:15:06] <SpallsHurgenson> you know that Plant vs Zombie game? that's a documentary about my work :)
[05:11:38] * juggs equips flamethrower
[05:11:35] * chromas boots up and stomps the grass
[05:11:10] * SpallsHurgenson keeps working on his carnivorous grass project
[05:10:13] <juggs> yah - just rustle that bag around and pretend to pick it up
[05:09:51] <chromas> Actually, it's good to have a bag in case somebody's looking
[05:09:28] * chromas sneaks the dog over to SpallsHurgenson's lawn and doesn't bring a bag
[05:08:40] <SpallsHurgenson> young? whippersnappers!!!! you're after my lawn!
[05:08:22] <chromas> SpallsHurgenson: it's a compliment—it means we're young
[05:07:51] * SpallsHurgenson backs away slowly
[05:07:40] <SpallsHurgenson> erm...
[05:06:24] * SirFinkus makes a note
[05:06:21] <SirFinkus> stretchy cunts, that's a good one
[05:04:19] * ciri pours some beer beer beer from the tap and slides it to crutchy
[05:04:19] <crutchy> !beer beer beer beer
[05:03:12] <Ethanol-fueled> BYE BYE
[05:03:05] <Ethanol-fueled> HHAAHAHAHHAAAHA
[05:03:00] <Ethanol-fueled> fuck off you stretchy cunts.
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[05:01:22] <juggs> I hope not
[05:01:18] * juggs vomits
[05:01:11] <SpallsHurgenson> kevin bacon sandwiches?
[04:57:42] <juggs> god like work
[04:57:21] * ciri pours some bacon sandwiches from the tap and slides it to juggs
[04:57:21] <juggs> !beer bacon sandwiches
[04:57:05] * ciri pours some gallons of beer from the tap and slides it to juggs
[04:57:05] <juggs> !beer gallons of beer
[04:56:51] * ciri pours some even more beer from the tap and slides it to juggs
[04:56:51] <juggs> !beer even more beer
[04:56:42] * ciri pours some more beer from the tap and slides it to juggs
[04:56:41] <juggs> !beer more beer
[04:56:17] * ciri pours some beer from the tap and slides it to juggs
[04:56:17] <juggs> !beer beer
[04:54:51] <crutchy> now i can make my own pub
[04:54:42] * ciri pours some steel beams from the tap and slides it to crutchy
[04:54:41] <crutchy> !beer steel beams
[04:54:11] * ciri pours some bricks from the tap and slides it to crutchy
[04:54:11] <crutchy> !beer bricks
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[04:50:59] <NetCraft> ^ 03Wiki: Cocksucking Cowboy
[04:50:59] <crutchy> http://en.wikipedia.org
[04:50:42] <exec> cocksucking cowboy: unable to find definition
[04:50:31] <crutchy> ud fail
[04:50:21] <crutchy> ~define cocksucking cowboy
[04:49:52] <crutchy> chromas, i think that's called a cowboy
[04:49:18] <crutchy> ew
[04:49:09] * ciri pours some blowjobs from the tap and slides it to chromas
[04:49:09] <chromas> !beer blowjobs
[04:48:32] <SpallsHurgenson> awww :)
[04:48:32] <crutchy> $blowjob
[04:48:25] <NetCraft> ^ 03Sheila E and The E Family - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[04:48:25] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[04:48:25] <crutchy> if only that worked for wives
[04:48:22] <SpallsHurgenson> $coffee JamesNZ
[04:48:22] <chromas> I shoulda used powdered sugar
[04:48:21] <SpallsHurgenson> I wonder...
[04:48:13] <SpallsHurgenson> I see...
[04:48:11] * aqu4 gives SpallsHurgenson a cold can of beer
[04:48:11] <SpallsHurgenson> $beer SpallsHurgenson
[04:48:10] <SpallsHurgenson> hmmm...
[04:48:04] * ciri pours some cream cheese frosting from the tap and slides it to chromas
[04:48:04] <chromas> !beer cream cheese frosting
[04:48:00] <ciri> HAHAHAHA
[04:48:00] <crutchy> lol mine is skewed, but i can't blame it on alcohol :p
[04:47:43] * aqu4 gives crutchy a cold can of beer
[04:47:43] <crutchy> $beer crutchy
[04:47:43] <Ethanol-fueled> the mind is skewed
[04:47:31] <Ethanol-fueled> I have ben drinking
[04:47:16] * SpallsHurgenson whistles the Colonel Bogey March
[04:47:05] <crutchy> sorry if i said something bad. honestly didn't mean it like that
[04:47:00] * chromas checks ef for ethanol
[04:46:42] <Ethanol-fueled> Okay, you do.
[04:46:33] <crutchy> for what dude?
[04:46:23] <Ethanol-fueled> You dont get a free-pass
[04:46:06] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled?
[04:45:57] <chromas> crutchy: dingonet?
[04:45:35] <Ethanol-fueled> <middle finger>
[04:45:29] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, shut th efuck u.
[04:45:24] <crutchy> i just live near big holes in the ground, with huge digging things in them
[04:44:30] <crutchy> its like they have their own internet or something. we don't seem to hear about what goes on over there much
[04:43:55] <crutchy> india and china prolly havea lot of big datacenters now
[04:43:35] * SpallsHurgenson returns from a viewing of the Bridge Over The River Kwai
[04:43:06] <chromas> we have google too
[04:43:03] <NetCraft> ^ 03The Dalles, Oregon – Data Centers – Google
[04:43:03] <chromas> http://www.google.com
[04:42:29] <crutchy> 90210
[04:42:16] <crutchy> bumfuck west
[04:42:09] <crutchy> i dunno where they are though
[04:42:03] <crutchy> but i'm not sure they're in california
[04:41:53] <crutchy> yeah
[04:41:47] <chromas> we have that too
[04:41:41] <chromas> Yeah, but we take your privacies
[04:41:34] <crutchy> with lockheed martin logos on them :p
[04:41:01] <crutchy> i think e-f is talking about real toymakers
[04:40:45] <crutchy> they're good for construction contractors. once they're built they fill them with sysadmins and office plebs
[04:39:53] <chromas> faceboob datacenters and stuff
[04:39:39] <chromas> crutchy: but we do have some tech activity because cheap electricity
[04:39:12] <crutchy> was for an iron ore mine
[04:38:58] <crutchy> actually there are some fucking huge tunnels out in the deserts here. i worked on a job for one this year and i looked at the drawings and had to ask how long the tunnel was. nobody knew
[04:38:07] <chromas> We're using you :D
[04:37:58] <chromas> those are in australia crutchy
[04:37:54] <Ethanol-fueled> so like 20 miles north of the San Fernando Valley.
[04:37:38] <crutchy> nah i mean the 'real' skunkworks (the ones they don't want you to know about)'
[04:37:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Northern Los Angeles
[04:37:17] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, the Skunk Works is in Palmdale/Lancaster
[04:37:16] <crutchy> hmm they're prolly not overly north
[04:37:07] <crutchy> around nevada and colorado etc
[04:36:52] <crutchy> isn't that where all the skunkworks are?
[04:36:29] <Ethanol-fueled> I'd like to go up north to Oregon or Washington, but there aren't many hardware jobs up there.
[04:36:08] <chromas> Bill Gates is OH, dawg—Original Hipsta
[04:36:04] <crutchy> chromas, start a real estate business selling alotments in the crater of mt st hellens
[04:35:42] <chromas> crutchy: yeah, MicroSoft was named ironically
[04:35:29] <Ethanol-fueled> anybody who has tried to fuck with me the last 4 years has been demoted or otherwise cut down.
[04:35:10] <crutchy> like mr gates?
[04:34:58] <chromas> though we do have asshole Californians who come up and build 4-story houses to block your view despite only having a permit for 2-stories
[04:34:37] <crutchy> wow i didn't know mr gates was well hung
[04:34:19] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3Bill: one who which is drop dead sexy has a massive penis and will punch anyone out who pisses him off. also bill has ill skillz in everything. Most people know him as a balla.
[04:34:17] <chromas> ~define bill
[04:34:12] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas: don't worrry about me, I have my bases covered.
[04:34:05] <crutchy> go to the state that Bill built :p
[04:33:51] <crutchy> yeah california seems pretty crazy
[04:33:37] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled: come up north where the cost of living isn't so retarded
[04:33:23] <chromas> Don a mustache and denim jacket; hang out near the high school
[04:33:15] <Ethanol-fueled> SDSU chicks are so vapidly stupid they're not worth talking to. Also, they charge you with rape.
[04:32:37] <crutchy> maybe you can be a college bum and live on campus and bang all the nursing chicks?
[04:32:26] <Ethanol-fueled> Well, you know. I attack the enemy where it hits them hardest.
[04:31:59] <crutchy> that sucks dude
[04:31:31] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm going to be ejected from my home so that an immigrant family could live in it ant generate more money for it.
[04:31:07] <crutchy> my income still seems to disappear though :p
[04:30:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Nice, crutchy, You were brought up with good decisions, and made good choices.
[04:30:07] <crutchy> my repayment is less than a quarter of my take home income
[04:29:39] <crutchy> my dad drilled good borrowing habits into me
[04:29:18] <crutchy> luckily i'm not overleveraged
[04:28:11] <Ethanol-fueled> But in America, property costs are causing problems. Squatters. Large developments uninhabited. People stripping the appliances and copper wire from their homes before bailing.
[04:27:54] <Leebert> I bought a house so I could rip out the walls without having to be afraid a landlord would find out.
[04:26:50] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, you have a family though. You're not a foreveralone scumbag like I am.
[04:25:04] <crutchy> i don't have faith in the future. i bought a house cos that's what people do, but i won't be surprised if my investment is worthless or stolen from me down the track
[04:25:00] <Ethanol-fueled> The property owner likes that too, because its a college town, and paying 600 bucks a month to live alone is a good sign of a single middle-class.
[04:23:22] <Ethanol-fueled> individuals.
[04:23:17] <Ethanol-fueled> and freedom is more important than square footage and other perks to some deranged indiciduals.
[04:22:39] <Ethanol-fueled> But it comes with not having to give a fuck.
[04:22:02] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, with the Brown Menace encroaching, it is.
[04:21:56] <crutchy> sorry man i had to get that out
[04:21:35] <crutchy> is it a 'slanty town' bahahahahaha!!
[04:21:18] <Ethanol-fueled> I live in like 400 square feet wiht a toilet you have to sit at an angle to take a shit in.
[04:21:12] <Leebert> Or, in the US, the whole bank gets bought out after an FDIC takeover.
[04:20:56] <crutchy> ING isn't a credit union
[04:20:36] <crutchy> i've thought about changing my home loan to the credit union, but meh needs forms and stuff. just getting the loan was tedious
[04:20:31] <Ethanol-fueled> man, I'm glad I live in a shitty studio apartment that I rent with unlimited utilities for 600 bucks a month.
[04:20:19] <Leebert> Somebody buys it and you pay the somebody instead of your failed credit union.
[04:18:58] <crutchy> derp
[04:18:51] <sedctl> <crutchy> havING said that, i have no idea what might happen to my home loan if/when ing goes belly-up
[04:18:50] <crutchy> s/ing/ING/
[04:18:40] <crutchy> having said that, i have no idea what might happen to my home loan if/when ing goes belly-up
[04:17:50] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled, i'm not saying i'm making the wisest financial choice, but its better for my local economy
[04:17:28] <Leebert> The credit unions have their place, but so does the uberbank.
[04:17:07] * Leebert is a member of two credit unions and a customer of one "let me transfer you to my supervisor" uberbank
[04:16:47] <crutchy> also, the customers are shareholders
[04:16:07] <crutchy> i like being able to go into a local branch and talk to someone
[04:15:51] <crutchy> its the cost of not fucking over your customers
[04:15:36] <crutchy> they're smaller and keep branches open
[04:15:33] * Leebert has devolved into reading the 1978 Pole Attachment Act
[04:14:57] <crutchy> i have stooped to getting an ing orange card recently though
[04:14:57] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, do you live in bizarro world, where credit unions charge MORE in fees than less as they do here?
[04:14:28] <crutchy> i use a local credit union, even though i pay more in fees
[04:14:10] <crutchy> we don't seem to be too much worse off over here. there's a healthy distrust of our big four banks
[04:14:06] <Ethanol-fueled> And they're betting on the fact that, by the time commoners realize that, it will be too late.
[04:13:12] <Ethanol-fueled> Them fucking you depends on your lack of involvement, and how you'll just accept things when the government lays them on you.
[04:12:36] <Ethanol-fueled> Now, that business model is so greedy it wants to take things from you. Your fishing boat. Your house. Your rights.
[04:12:13] <Ethanol-fueled> Before, the government would fuck you over and as long as you had what you wanted you would be fine.
[04:12:07] <crutchy> not that i voted for any of them
[04:11:53] <crutchy> as much as i think the greens are a bunch of whining treehugging dipshits, at least they're not the other two parties
[04:11:52] <Ethanol-fueled> This is the era of government as business.
[04:10:56] <Ethanol-fueled> they run a cost-benefit analysis when the commoners get too loud, then continue to fuck you over more subtly.
[04:10:41] <crutchy> australia has its problems no doubt. but many seem to be exported from the other side of the pond
[04:10:28] <chromas> we just need the cable news networks to convince their diehard fans to become an hero
[04:10:26] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, those in charge are much more aggressive than common plebes.
[04:09:59] <crutchy> hopefully there will either be a split or the libertarians will gradually beat the neocons out
[04:09:54] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, the problem is that those types are also active in your area and in Europe, and are fucking up both of them.
[04:09:21] <crutchy> i do agree that neocons seem to be fucking things up. the wrong side of the republican party
[04:08:35] <crutchy> i don't think evil is limited to religious deliniation
[04:08:30] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, the Jewish aka "neoconservative" influence in American government run at least back to Kissenger.
[04:08:11] <chromas> the actual jews. israel, hollywood etc
[04:07:50] <crutchy> though i don't know who 'the jews' are
[04:07:25] <crutchy> nod (to the sed)
[04:07:15] <sedctl> <chromas> except our gov support the jews instead of putting them into the oven
[04:07:15] <chromas> s/we/our gov/
[04:07:06] <chromas> except we support the jews instead of putting them into the oven
[04:06:57] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, America's government is insane. Nobody will stand up to them.
[04:06:31] <crutchy> you guys are ok. but your government is fucked up to the point where nazi's seem ok
[04:06:19] <Ethanol-fueled> or, crutchy, we could level the playing field by giving the drone pilot a knife or a pistol with one round, then arm the kid with a semi-auto and train him on it for a couple weeks
[04:05:35] <crutchy> yeah
[04:05:00] <Ethanol-fueled> They're not, crutchy. They're all bug splats.
[04:04:54] <crutchy> they're just blotches on the screen afterall
[04:04:44] <crutchy> sometimes i wonder whether the kids are really collateral damage
[04:04:40] <chromas> we need rc aircraft with cables and hooks so we can scoop up people
[04:04:21] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, when you capture the target, you're not capturing the collateral damage.
[04:03:55] <crutchy> pitting little kids against drone pilots is also not fair
[04:02:46] <Ethanol-fueled> Killing people via drones is cowardly. What we should do is capture the target alive, and pit that target against a drone pilot in hand-to-hand combat.
[04:02:45] <crutchy> why not just drop nukes
[04:02:14] <crutchy> drone warfare is the most callous and cowardly strategy
[04:01:47] <Ethanol-fueled> and that is, if you want to eat meat, you have to kill the animal yourself.
[04:01:36] <Ethanol-fueled> I don't agree with that, crutchy. For all the ways that hipsters are pissants, there's an emerging hipster movement which makes me proud:
[04:01:18] <crutchy> i fucking hate drones
[04:01:04] <crutchy> which is shit
[04:00:57] <crutchy> at least that's what we're trained to believe
[04:00:39] <crutchy> killing people with drones is ok, as long as they're in another country and i can't see who dies
[04:00:23] <Ethanol-fueled> get the picture?
[04:00:15] <Ethanol-fueled> When people fuck with me, we're gonna be civilized about it....which means, instead of the hospital, you're gonna end up in therapy.
[03:59:46] <crutchy> or something like that
[03:59:44] <Ethanol-fueled> you may choose to consider yourself on the moral higher ground as people fuck with you.
[03:59:41] <crutchy> Leebert, its made from the byproduct of beer production
[03:59:23] <Ethanol-fueled> Leebert, when you fight beasts, you become a beast. When you stare into the Abyss, the abyss stares back at you.
[03:59:19] <Leebert> crutchy: If I actually understod what vegemite actually was, I might actually want to try it some time.
[03:59:07] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3Evil: aka girls, girls are evil I have proof... Girls require time and money (Girls = Time x Money) But we all know time is money (Time = Money) Therefore (Girls = Money x Money) (Money x Money = Money squa...
[03:59:06] <crutchy> ~define evil
[03:58:52] <Leebert> Being mean IS wrong. But undermining evil people is perfectly fine. As long as you're not being evil yourself.
[03:58:43] <crutchy> tv tells us to be good little vegemites
[03:58:21] <Ethanol-fueled> But you were taught that being mean is wrong.
[03:58:07] <Ethanol-fueled> You guys can cut into a manager's bottom line.
[03:57:46] <crutchy> its worse when you ring up and ask why you haven't received a bill for the last month and they tell you "oh it was emailed to you" or "you need to login to your billing profile" and when you ask them for a paper bill they tell you "oh we don't do that anymore"
[03:57:42] <Ethanol-fueled> Leebert, it sounds like you should take the offensive.
[03:57:22] <Leebert> But... Comcast.
[03:57:19] * Leebert apologizes for the excessive ranting.
[03:57:04] <Leebert> No, Comcast. I want you to keep paying as much money as possible to service me as a customer.
[03:56:35] <Leebert> Does anybody want to sign up for paperless billing? I'm sure you totally want to sign up for paperless billing. I'll just go ahead and give you paperless billing unless you ask me not to. No? Well, OK. I'll go ahead and sign you up for paperless billing unless you ask me not to. You totally want paperless billing, right?
[03:56:33] * crutchy sets up a high speed fan pointed along the back of his desk
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[03:47:56] <Leebert> No, but the point is he's pretty angry at Comcast, is motivated to stick it to them, and has the financial means.
[03:47:20] <chromas> crutchy: we need a ~fee generator script :D
[03:47:11] <ciri> HAHAHAHA
[03:47:11] <Leebert> lol
[03:47:04] <chromas> You can charge him a Questions Asked fee
[03:46:54] <Leebert> Not that kind of growing. :)
[03:46:45] <Leebert> In spite of having a pretty significant economic impact.
[03:46:44] <chromas> You can charge him a No Questions Asked fee
[03:46:14] <Leebert> He can't manage to get ANY high-speed network service there.
[03:45:57] <Leebert> I have a friend a bit farther out in the boonies who runs a large growing business.
[03:45:54] <chromas> set up some wifi aps with directional antennas
[03:45:27] <Leebert> Although I live outside the city. Not so far that I couldn't lease some space on a few dozen utility poles.
[03:45:23] <chromas> start some sort of company though so they don't sue you directly
[03:45:09] <chromas> do it
[03:45:04] * Leebert just might start an ISP
[03:44:57] <Leebert> The county *and* the city?
[03:44:51] <Leebert> Especially when I'm finding out about this magical municipal fiber network that just lit up near me.
[03:44:34] <Leebert> I missed that. Y'all type faster than I can read. :)
[03:43:59] <chromas> Leebert: I said they followed through :)
[03:43:10] <Konomi> \o/
[03:43:07] <NetCraft> ^ 03Congratulations, you have been selected! - Imgur
[03:43:06] <Konomi> https://imgur.com
[03:43:04] <Ethanol-fueled> juggs, you can get a half-hour with a good looking woman for 100-200 bucks. No camera, of course.
[03:42:29] <juggs> You seem knowledgeable EF
[03:42:20] <NetCraft> ^ 03neon shudder - commissioned cryoclaire to make this for my next EP! - Imgur
[03:42:19] <Konomi> https://imgur.com
[03:42:19] <Ethanol-fueled> if Pauley did in fact have a "fat pipe" he could properly audition
[03:41:58] <Ethanol-fueled> the other 200 bucks coming from use of the camera, which only some whores allow.
[03:41:34] <Ethanol-fueled> Pauley could technically get a job in porn with a decent-looking woman for 5-600 bucks and condom use
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[03:40:37] <Ethanol-fueled> beyond^
[03:40:35] <Bender> Quote 304 - <paulej72> if only, I could get a job in porn
[03:40:35] <spawn> !quote 304
[03:40:20] <NetCraft> ^ 03I wasn't ready for applying at Chili's to be this Orwellian. - Imgur
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[03:40:20] <Konomi> https://imgur.com
[03:40:12] <Ethanol-fueled> beyone^
[03:40:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Leebert, Jesus got off easy in "The Grand Inquisitor." Which is worse in ways, because in walking out and never returning he implied that humanity is beyone redemption.
[03:39:58] <SoyCow0304> !quote 304
[03:39:50] <SoyGuest5810> !quote 304
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[03:39:23] <SoyGuest5810> hmm
[03:39:17] <SoyGuest5810> !quote 304
[03:39:12] <SoyGuest5810> night SunTW
[03:39:01] <SunTW> night guys
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[03:38:32] <Leebert> chromas: the religious nutjobs of the time didn't just threaten Jesus with death, they *had him killed*.
[03:38:23] <Ethanol-fueled> Amerika Rollen in RUSYA vor!
[03:38:03] <NetCraft> ^ 03Panzer rollen in Afrika vor (English Subtitle) - YouTube
[03:38:03] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[03:37:24] <chromas> and comcast should get in on that
[03:37:19] <Ethanol-fueled> In honor of America, and old favorite:
[03:37:09] <chromas> I propose a tax-raising tax
[03:36:53] <Ethanol-fueled> AMerika UBER ALLES
[03:36:52] <crutchy> i think its only about a third. dammit i should be paying more taxes!!!
[03:36:49] <Ethanol-fueled> uh-oh, politics. Kill them all!
[03:36:29] <chromas> crutchy: stop being selfish and give up over half your paycheck dammit. Cruise missiles aren't free you know
[03:35:49] <crutchy> and it doesn't mention paying with taxes
[03:35:33] <chromas> that doesn't exist
[03:35:32] <crutchy> my smelling thucks
[03:35:14] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3altruistic: it means a selfless act an individual performs for no benefit of their own self... purely because of their good nature... like the "good samaritan"
[03:35:13] <Ethanol-fueled> ~define altruistic
[03:35:03] <exec> ultruistic: unable to find definition
[03:34:55] <crutchy> otherwise socialist hippy it is
[03:34:49] <chromas> ~define ultruistic
[03:34:38] <crutchy> if people really wanna be ultruistic, they can pay for it out of their own damn pocket
[03:34:30] <chromas> except back then, they followed through
[03:34:21] <NetCraft> ^ 03Wiki: The Grand Inquisitor
[03:34:21] <Ethanol-fueled> http://en.wikipedia.org
[03:34:20] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, and even to this day:
[03:34:09] <crutchy> Konomi, it would be true if those socialist hippies didn't 'help' people with taxes
[03:34:03] <chromas> actually, the religious nutjobs of the time also threatened jesus with death…
[03:33:46] <Ethanol-fueled> That's too bad.
[03:33:36] <Konomi> ;p
[03:33:35] <Konomi> I don't
[03:33:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Konomi, if you have a longer attention span, you may want to read The Grand Inquisitor
[03:33:15] <juggs> I'm just using the web client for Soy - and yes that's on the same box as Bender
[03:32:43] <chromas> juggs: the minion you're testing
[03:32:35] <Konomi> so true ~
[03:32:32] <Konomi> http://www.sandraandwoo.com
[03:32:28] <juggs> chromas, is what run?
[03:32:15] <chromas> I remember you found some config magic that let a couple bots get extra power
[03:32:04] <Leebert> well poop. the cable regulatory commission had a meeting... yesterday.
[03:32:01] <chromas> is it run on whatever Bender's on?
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[03:31:41] <juggs> nope
[03:31:37] <chromas> juggs: did soycow identify?
[03:31:35] <Ethanol-fueled> having "been" in front of others in certain moments helps
[03:31:32] <crutchy> juggs it was something to do with !voice or some shit
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[03:31:00] <juggs> weird behaviour Bender - just weird
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[03:30:13] <Ethanol-fueled> You want to break the enemy's will
[03:30:12] <Bender> Quote 304 - <paulej72> if only, I could get a job in porn
[03:30:12] <SoyCow0304> !quote 304
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[03:29:26] <Bender> Quote 304 - <paulej72> if only, I could get a job in porn
[03:29:26] <spawn> !quote 304
[03:28:11] <crutchy> fucking bouncy keys :/
[03:27:54] <crutchy> oh i mean sspawn
[03:27:54] <ciri> hi spawn
[03:27:54] <spawn> hi :D
[03:27:47] <crutchy> hi juggs-minion
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[03:27:30] <Ethanol-fueled> Leebert, do whatever you can do subvert the man.
[03:27:26] <crutchy> fiber is good for your ring
[03:27:17] <juggs> hmm
[03:27:14] <Leebert> Huh. My county has an open-access fiber ring.
[03:27:07] <crutchy> there was a very topical quote from thismorning about that very thing
[03:26:45] <Bender> Can't find quote 320
[03:26:45] <crutchy> !quote 320
[03:26:35] <Bender> Quote 303 - <Konomi> "senators will be absolutely livid when they find out their 16 yo daughter just 3d printed her first sex toy"
[03:26:35] <crutchy> !quote 303
[03:26:30] <Bender> Quote 302 - <Konomi> !grab Konomi
[03:26:30] <crutchy> !quote 302
[03:26:17] <Ethanol-fueled> pauley should go into porn, then.
[03:26:01] <crutchy> paulej72 has a fat pipe
[03:25:44] <chromas> "Civil disobedience is still disobedience"
[03:25:22] <Ethanol-fueled> civil disopbedience
[03:25:17] <Ethanol-fueled> Do it Leebert
[03:24:44] <Leebert> It's not a residential account; it's business class.
[03:24:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Leebert, but where are you going to get that fat pipe on what I assume is a resedential account?
[03:24:14] <Leebert> My contract says I'm allowed to put up a public hotspot since I have business class + static IPs.
[03:24:05] <Ethanol-fueled> Leebert, and just how will you serve that connection?
[03:23:50] <Ethanol-fueled> You have to attack them as a person, leebert. It's cruel, but it's the only thing you know will affect the company's bottom line.
[03:23:44] <Leebert> The one thing I've considered doing is getting as many of my neighbors as possible to drop Comcast in favor of a public hotspot I put up.
[03:23:00] <Ethanol-fueled> Leebert, that's why you ask to speak to the managers.
[03:22:47] <Leebert> I keep meaning to attend the county cable board's meetings.
[03:22:43] <chromas> Leebert: they probably require him to do it. Nobody likes comcast. I hate comcast and I've never lived in the same town as comcast
[03:22:33] <Leebert> Were I to be expending effort making their lives bad, I'd rather do it more constructively.
[03:22:00] <Ethanol-fueled> drag out support call times, be rude and condescending, attack them personally ("you sound like a runt, your life is sad, kid")
[03:21:49] <Leebert> Heh. I actually have a friend who works for Comcast and constantly blathers on Facebook about what an "awesome" company they are.
[03:21:14] <Ethanol-fueled> Leebert, it's time to harass tech support folks until they quit and cut into the manager's bonus and raise.
[03:20:54] <Leebert> It's infuriating that you MUST rent it from them if you have static IPs.
[03:20:31] <Leebert> It's landed at about $13/mo as of recent.
[03:20:17] <Leebert> Oh, and that $7/mo bumped up to $9/mo a few months later.
[03:19:55] * chromas dials up the fbi
[03:19:43] <Leebert> (note to overly sensitive: This is a joke.)
[03:19:41] <Ethanol-fueled> there's precedent for the old lady getting off scot-free
[03:19:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Pay a granny to take a hammer to their office
[03:19:23] <Leebert> But alas, ammo is still too expensive. :)
[03:19:12] <Ethanol-fueled> Leebert, then it's time to strike at them.
[03:19:09] <Leebert> I might have eyed up the AR-15.
[03:18:56] <Leebert> But they pointed out that they're allowed to change the contract, as per the contract. I am not.
[03:18:56] <Ethanol-fueled> Leebert, that's when you get so mad you make somebody pay.
[03:18:40] <Leebert> Even though my contract said $0.00
[03:18:22] <Leebert> Funny. That's exactly how my cable modem rental went from $0.00 to $7/mo.
[03:17:55] <Leebert> "Earlier this year, we conducted an audit and determined some Comcast Business Internet accounts were being charged below the standard rate for Static IP addresses. Thereafter, Comcast Business engaged in a national price adjustment initiative that impacted all Internet customers."
[03:17:52] <chromas> Ooh, how about a fee-handling fee?
[03:16:22] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled: nah, but I've been to the bank
[03:14:59] <Konomi> time to spread chaos across the world
[03:14:54] <Konomi> offically awake
[03:14:51] <Ethanol-fueled> that sounds classy, chromas. Do you operate out of a host or something?
[03:14:24] <chromas> Multi-address fee, Extended address storage fee, Backdoor penetration testing fee…
[03:14:03] <Leebert> Ethanol-fueled: Yes. I am well aware.
[03:13:47] <Ethanol-fueled> Leebert, you're being raped.
[03:12:03] <Leebert> I'm pretty sure the reason they haven't done that yet is because they need to figure out how to charge us.
[03:10:38] <Leebert> It's been coming "real soon now" for something like 3 years.
[03:10:25] <Leebert> And no. Comcast has heavily fucked over their business class users for IPv6.
[03:09:57] <Leebert> Somehow, I've gone from $0.00 for my equipment fee to $12.95 for my equipment fee.
[03:09:44] * chromas doesn't get v6 :'(
[03:09:32] <chromas> Does that include v6 ips?
[03:09:25] <Leebert> These fuckers find an excuse to charge me more EVERY SIX MONTHS.
[03:09:06] <Leebert> Fuck you, Comcast. Increasing the cost of static IPs?
[03:01:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Ends MPAA Anti-Piracy Cooperation - http://sylnt.us - organized-crime-by-any-other-name
[02:57:36] <Ethanol-fueled> hugh pickens^
[02:57:18] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahaha
[02:57:13] <Ethanol-fueled> did you guys see the "fuck High Pickens" script?
[02:56:17] <crutchy> ciri beat you to it :p
[02:56:16] <juggs> oh noes! a ping of doom!
[02:55:56] <Ethanol-fueled> Pay up or fall silent! I have this place HOSTAGE
[02:55:42] <Ethanol-fueled> ping -f irc.sylnt.us
[02:55:04] <crutchy> :D
[02:55:01] * exec pokes Ethanol-fueled in the eye
[02:55:00] <crutchy> .poke Ethanol-fueled in the eye
[02:54:41] <Ethanol-fueled> Can't we all just get along? Ow, you're hitting me!
[02:54:37] <crutchy> its prolly his remote controlled destructo-bot
[02:54:31] <Ethanol-fueled> I din du it I can't breathe, officer!
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[02:54:21] -!- mode/#Soylent [-v juggs-spawn] by juggler
[02:54:21] <juggs> .devoice juggs-spawn
[02:54:19] * Ethanol-fueled puts hands up
[02:54:10] <Ethanol-fueled> uh-oh, juggs is acting weird. It means konomi and spallshurgeson begged him to kick me tonight.
[02:53:58] <crutchy> oh gawd its multiplying! kill it.. KIIIIL IT!
[02:53:53] <juggs-spawn> !quote 304
[02:53:46] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v juggs-spawn] by juggler
[02:53:46] <juggs> .voice juggs-spawn
[02:53:29] <exec> || ||
[02:53:28] <exec> ||----w |
[02:53:28] <exec> (__)\ )\/\
[02:53:28] <exec> \ (oo)\_______
[02:53:28] <exec> \ ^__^
[02:53:28] <exec> ----------------
[02:53:28] <exec> < HI SoyCow0304! >
[02:53:27] <exec> ________________
[02:53:25] <crutchy> ~cowsay HI SoyCow0304!
[02:53:22] SoyCow0304 is now known as juggs-spawn
[02:53:07] <ciri> how how brown cow
[02:53:06] <crutchy> how bouts yourself?
[02:53:03] <Bender> Quote 304 - <paulej72> if only, I could get a job in porn
[02:53:03] <juggs> !quote 304
[02:53:01] <crutchy> not bad Ethanol-fueled
[02:52:55] <SoyCow0304> !quote 304
[02:52:47] <Ethanol-fueled> How you doing, Crutchy?
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[02:52:24] <crutchy> dammit. i run out of meat pies :(
[02:51:51] <crutchy> ciri: i'm laughing at you... with breasts
[02:51:32] * Ethanol-fueled regrets actually having work to do the day that was posted, and missed it.
[02:51:07] <ciri> i missed it, what are you laughing at? >.>
[02:51:05] <crutchy> lol
[02:50:58] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, what's worse is that somebody accused that of being me.
[02:50:56] <crutchy> thats betterer
[02:50:21] <crutchy> oh i have mod points lol :D
[02:49:59] <crutchy> troll, overrated, etc maybe, but offtopic it aint
[02:49:28] <NetCraft> ^ 03SN comment by Anonymous Coward
[02:49:28] <crutchy> who in their right mind modded this offtopic? http://soylentnews.org
[02:49:22] <Ethanol-fueled> and I'm the "stupid boid"
[02:49:02] <Ethanol-fueled> It's like that Far Side coming where a parrot is saying, "Shaddup, you stupid boid!" "Shaddup, you stupid boid!" next to an angry man holding a gun.
[02:47:42] <Ethanol-fueled> uh-oh. Ethanol-fueled banned in 3...2...1...
[02:47:15] <juggs> something about channel perms... I'll have to read up
[02:47:03] <Ethanol-fueled> There's nobody in here.
[02:46:52] <Ethanol-fueled> Nothing.
[02:46:42] <juggs> what am I getting flack for?
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[02:31:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Anonymous Calls for Attacks Against PandoDaily Writers Over Tor Reporting - http://sylnt.us - follow-the-money
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[02:16:09] <Ethanol-fueled> Gee, I wonder: kv.i1.fdbimg.pl/viv0sk_kt3mgz.jpg
[02:14:23] <Ethanol-fueled> (" Why would my aunt take me to see this? It looks a little scary for a kid my age.")
[02:14:07] <Ethanol-fueled> it's like when my lesbian aunt took me to see Species with her when I was a kid.
[02:13:44] <Ethanol-fueled> Kinda like what Miley Cyrus is now.
[02:13:35] <Ethanol-fueled> you're just perving on the Spice Girls.
[02:13:27] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, that's the kind of movie you see with your daughter when she's not old enough to realize you
[02:12:57] <Ethanol-fueled> on the front page
[02:12:47] <Ethanol-fueled> Good submissions, crutchy
[02:07:52] <Ethanol-fueled> *psssst...* don't tell anybody that I posted that in Slashdot around 2009.
[02:07:32] <Ethanol-fueled> journal posted.
[02:00:33] <chromas> wanna fanta
[02:00:02] <NetCraft> ^ 03Spice World (1997) - IMDb
[02:00:00] <crutchy> http://www.imdb.com <<< you know you wanna
[01:59:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> sometimes ya just gotta admit that you like hokey shit and watch it, yo
[01:58:54] <Ethanol-fueled> that is gay, buzzard.
[01:58:53] <crutchy> books are soooo once a year
[01:58:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> galaxy quest it is then
[01:58:39] <Ethanol-fueled> Books are sooooo "weekday"
[01:58:38] <SpallsHurgenson> anyway, I hope that was of some assistance, TMB
[01:58:32] <Ethanol-fueled> movie, buzzard
[01:57:59] * SpallsHurgenson can't decide
[01:57:56] <Ethanol-fueled> Unfortunately, it's one of my oldies from circa-2009 slashdot.
[01:57:55] <SpallsHurgenson> on the other hand... movie?
[01:57:50] <SpallsHurgenson> no, no, changed my mind; book.
[01:57:42] <SpallsHurgenson> no, wait, movie!
[01:57:41] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, just need one of these: http://www.kenworthdownunder.com.au
[01:57:37] <SpallsHurgenson> book!
[01:57:31] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm going to post and old epic troll as a journal.
[01:57:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... read a book or watch a movie?
[01:56:28] <Ethanol-fueled> hahaha
[01:56:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> broke my heart having to disown him
[01:56:22] <Ethanol-fueled> People do get senile in their old age.
[01:56:12] <Ethanol-fueled> hahah buzzard
[01:55:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> my dad just paid like $30k for one of them tall, short-bedded, curvy bastards. it drives like a delivery truck and holds about as much as a station wagon.
[01:55:54] <Ethanol-fueled> My heart sank when he said that.
[01:55:37] <Ethanol-fueled> My auto mechanic from the Imperial Valley, a bearded and crusty tattooed dude, told me recently that he likes rearview backup cameras.
[01:55:34] <crutchy> http://oldholden.com
[01:54:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> fucking truck poseurs
[01:54:22] <crutchy> tmb, you need a ute maaaaate! :d
[01:54:15] <Ethanol-fueled> Yup.
[01:54:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> must be able to haul shit in it
[01:53:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, looks be damned. you can't use it how a pickup was meant to be used.
[01:53:41] <crutchy> depends. how much do you pay for landline?
[01:53:33] <Ethanol-fueled> was just about to say shortbedded buzzard. Nothing looks more lame than a 6-pack (extended cab) with a short-bed
[01:53:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, it's cheaper here to not have one at all
[01:53:07] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, its cheaper here to have a current phone on contract than to keep an old one on prepaid. they chuck in loads of free stuff with new phones
[01:53:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> and tall, and shortbedded
[01:52:56] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, and now trucks are getting all curvy
[01:52:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, you speak the truth. as well as having beds long enough to put an entire fucking sheet of plywood in.
[01:51:42] <Konomi> ;p
[01:51:41] <Konomi> it still runs java
[01:51:39] <Konomi> I have one
[01:51:38] <Ethanol-fueled> It's like pickup trucks. They look horrible with curves. They're supposed to be blocky, utilitarian gadgets.
[01:51:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> now wait a minute, i don't even own a cellphone.
[01:51:22] <Konomi> Ethanol-fueled: that's why none of the youtube vidoes have normalised audio ;p
[01:51:17] <crutchy> but yeah some other phones do look buttfugly compared to iphones i'll admit
[01:50:59] <crutchy> hipster nicer
[01:50:52] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, for certain values of "nicer"
[01:50:36] <crutchy> apple hardware just looks nicer
[01:50:29] <Ethanol-fueled> konomi, Apple made recording easy enough for idiots to do
[01:50:25] <Konomi> their users are just more attention whorey a lot of the time
[01:50:14] <SpallsHurgenson> apple makes good hardware; a bit overpriced, perhaps. not crazy about their software practices though
[01:50:09] <Konomi> apple isn't more popular for the recording
[01:50:06] <Ethanol-fueled> errybody around here has iphones
[01:49:51] <crutchy> the office where i work used to be chock full of ishit. when i started i think i was the only one with a samsung, but now theres a few more
[01:49:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> i was worried about paulej72 for a bit there, yeah.
[01:49:13] <Ethanol-fueled> and by an awful lot I mean Ncommander and Pauley that I know of.
[01:49:10] <Konomi> apple pie is the only apple product I buy
[01:48:57] <Ethanol-fueled> And an awful lot of senior brass here like 'em.
[01:48:47] <Ethanol-fueled> amen to that, Buzzard.
[01:47:54] <crutchy> only if it comes in a tofu cos i'm on a diet you see
[01:47:29] <chromas> crutchy: you gotta taste this porpoise smegma juice coffee
[01:47:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> owning any apple product is also a bad sign
[01:47:24] <ciri> lol damn!
[01:47:24] <crutchy> lol
[01:47:17] <SpallsHurgenson> ah, I see. hipster is no just a general definition to given to any annoying young adult... which is all of them. Get off my lawn!
[01:46:50] <crutchy> and buy the latest iphone before you've paid off the contract on the last one
[01:45:57] <crutchy> and drive beat up cars worth a fraction of the subwoofer contained in it
[01:45:25] <Bender> karma - hipsters: -11
[01:45:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> hipsters--
[01:45:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya
[01:45:02] <crutchy> oh hang on are we still talking about hipsters?
[01:44:37] <crutchy> and you must loiter in mcdonalds carparks
[01:44:23] <SpallsHurgenson> like Vegemite!
[01:44:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> and, most importantly, are you permanently k-lined from this server?
[01:43:44] <chromas> cheap artifacts; expensive, organic/imported foods with foreign names
[01:43:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> and they must make you look like a social reject
[01:43:11] <chromas> crutchy: but you gotta buy your clothes at your equivalent to Goodwill
[01:42:35] <chromas> like literally
[01:42:30] <SpallsHurgenson> that's so ironic that you ask, because I like iron!
[01:42:20] <crutchy> its when your clothes are all smooth and wrikle-free
[01:42:20] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: ironically, no
[01:41:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> do you not know the meaning of the word irony but use it all the time anyway?
[01:41:48] <crutchy> i'm a hipster cos i think i'm awesome
[01:41:19] <ciri> doing great here
[01:41:18] <SpallsHurgenson> how can I tell if I am a hipster? what are the symptoms?
[01:41:10] * crutchy struts his steve urkle pants and suspenders
[01:40:41] <crutchy> you hipster you
[01:40:24] <chromas> I thought hipsters were cool before thinking hipsters was cool was cool
[01:40:02] <SpallsHurgenson> I don't think I do
[01:39:58] <crutchy> hipsters are cool now cos we changed the definition
[01:39:35] <chromas> SpallsHurgenson: You just need to find some
[01:39:14] <SpallsHurgenson> I'm confused... I'm a hipster now?
[01:39:10] * chromas heads to the dollar store for some bright green sunglasses
[01:38:26] <chromas> that's 'cause hipsters like to spend their money on frivolities instead of essentials
[01:37:27] <Ethanol-fueled> Lofts are the rage in NYC.
[01:37:09] <Ethanol-fueled> Spalls, but now you have a loft and you can sell it at an extreme markup to foreign hipsters.
[01:36:29] <SpallsHurgenson> bleh. they spray a fungicide in this room after taking down my ceiling. I can /taste/ it. that's probably not good.
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[01:34:41] <crutchy> tama, yo mama likes talking to my butthole
[01:34:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> they like to talk to a bot that's not in the channel. it's a weirdo thing. don't question.
[01:34:09] <chromas> tama's the stripper in the batcave
[01:33:53] <crutchy> the index page is missing the top part of html :p
[01:33:25] <SpallsHurgenson> tama?
[01:33:06] <chromas> The index page probably doesn't; it's terrible
[01:32:56] * crutchy shoots brain with smrt
[01:32:48] <crutchy> wow when i was making the log scripts i'm pretty sure there wasn't
[01:32:28] <crutchy> oh there is
[01:32:27] <chromas> Bender: an R2 unit? What have those ever done?
[01:31:51] <crutchy> there's not even closing body/html tags
[01:31:50] <SpallsHurgenson> that better not require an extra click; I don't have that much energy :)
[01:31:41] <chromas> tama: SpallsHurgenson is Rodney Dangerfield
[01:31:39] <crutchy> i think it just appends the file
[01:31:09] <chromas> it could toss a #target link in the log page to jump to the bottom too
[01:30:52] <crutchy> db engines are fun
[01:30:50] <SpallsHurgenson> no, disrepecting the lazy is a bad idea! I'd demand more respect if it didn't take so much effort!
[01:30:35] <chromas> I'm so lazy I rolled my own database for the bot instead of re-learning sql
[01:30:23] <crutchy> specially on phones
[01:30:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - iRobot More Than a Floor Cleaner, it Could Be a Hacker's Dream Machine - http://sylnt.us - i-guess-i'll-take-the-R2-unit
[01:30:17] <crutchy> that's a good idea
[01:29:56] <SpallsHurgenson> the lazy just don't get no respect 'round here!
[01:26:25] <SpallsHurgenson> I hate moving the mouse to the bottom of the screen then, geez :)
[01:25:52] * chromas gives SpallsHurgenson an End key
[01:25:34] <exec> *** suggestion successfully added to wiki - http://sylnt.us
[01:25:27] <SpallsHurgenson> ~suggest change the listing of IRC log files so they are listed in reverse chronologicial order (most recent on top). I hate scrolling. :-)
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[01:07:06] <crutchy> only a few months late :p
[01:06:58] <crutchy> heh. now i finally got a voting script that uses nickserv accounts
[01:06:55] <exec> last privmsg for prospectacle in #soylent: [2014-12-03 11:26:34] the new true gnu crew and the case of the haunted daemon
[01:06:03] <crutchy> ~last prospectacle
[01:05:57] <crutchy> hmm
[01:05:54] <crutchy> i think my whois tinkering started when prospectacle proposed an idea for site name voting way back
[01:04:43] <chromas> Hives are monopoly's systemd
[01:04:26] <chromas> You're right, it checks nick/vhost. It was a stack of ors but now it's all in the hives
[01:02:15] <crutchy> i started using 330 cos i couldn't be bothered tracking users for a long time
[01:01:30] <chromas> Yeah, it doesn't track users yet 'cause I'm lazy
[01:01:16] <crutchy> if/when
[01:01:07] <crutchy> host is prolly good enough anyway
[01:00:45] <crutchy> bit of mucking around to get it to work i guess
[01:00:07] <chromas> Doesn't check auth yet
[01:00:05] <crutchy> or maybe host
[00:59:50] <crutchy> does monopoly use 330 for auth?
[00:59:41] <swiss> i was, before something must have happened
[00:59:41] <chromas> It says he's authed now so he must've poked something
[00:58:53] <crutchy> :irc.sylnt.us 330 crutchy swiss swiss :is logged in as
[00:58:36] <chromas> There ya go
[00:58:10] <chromas> You're using ssl or whatever but not identified with nickserv
[00:54:33] <swiss> cause i was the first person to get certfp set up on here
[00:54:11] <swiss> jeez, someone changed the auth database a while ago
[00:53:34] <swiss> really?
[00:52:50] <chromas> It looks like swiss isn't identified. Needs to be for Bender to bite his shiny metal commands
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[00:34:35] <Ethanol-fueled> .kick Ethanol-fueled
[00:33:47] * Ethanol-fueled get up to give birth to Baby Obama, take him to the pool, and shower
[00:32:27] <Ethanol-fueled> it sounded like someone was strangling and trying to drown Donald Duck\
[00:32:12] <Ethanol-fueled> One time I phaarted in the bathtup when my butt was right near the surface of the water
[00:29:55] * Ethanol-fueled farts with the velvety reediness of a prize ebony clarinet
[00:29:24] <Ethanol-fueled> As an op, I can make demands. I am so far up my own ass that I can see the current state of the dinner I ate 3 hours ago.
[00:28:39] <Ethanol-fueled> The lesson here is, you all had better not be bloody filthy sods tonight.
[00:28:06] <Ethanol-fueled> Then I will either do a cowardly dive out of here, or be K-lined.
[00:27:48] <Ethanol-fueled> Then all bloody filthy sods will be told to bugger off.
[00:27:26] <Ethanol-fueled> It will be time to drinky-drink in T-minus 30 minutes.
[00:26:20] <Ethanol-fueled> Unh.
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[00:01:36] <NetCraft> Karma - coffee: 192
[00:01:36] <crutchy> ++coffee