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[00:03:37] <juggs> weee - you're back on the sticky wicket crutchy http://juggsdrobly.manichostingservices.co.uk
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[00:04:50] <chromas> a couple islands there
[00:05:04] <crutchy> i'm starting to be ignored there
[00:05:19] <crutchy> sounds like systemd all over again. opression!
[00:05:19] <juggs> I noticed :)
[00:05:33] <juggs> I'm just going to drop epoch in there a few more times
[00:07:11] <chromas> :)
[00:17:49] <chromas> crutchy and guy_fawkes, in the meedle of the graph, surrounded and battling it out
[00:19:03] <juggs> ha, crutchy is in full on mode
[00:26:02] <crutchy> lol
[00:26:02] <ciri> lol damn!
[00:26:37] <crutchy> i should go make a coffee and let the hornets settle a bit
[00:28:08] * juggs hands crutchy a long pointy stick
[00:28:33] <crutchy> so many hornets to poke at
[00:28:39] <crutchy> so tempting
[00:28:44] <crutchy> :D
[00:28:57] <crutchy> where's TheMightyBuzzard
[00:29:01] <crutchy> he should be there too :D
[00:29:23] <crutchy> omg andd ethanol-fueled yesss!!!!
[00:29:25] <chromas> just don't put your penis in there like Aaron Barr
[00:30:08] <crutchy> $msg ethanol-fueled join #debianfork@freenode. its full of jews and hookers
[00:30:08] <aqu4> You aren't authorized to use that command, you must be an admin.
[00:30:15] <crutchy> aww
[00:30:56] <chromas> I think you can use $tell
[00:31:34] <chromas> crutchy got the kick
[00:31:46] <chromas> kickban :(
[00:31:58] <chromas> means it's time for a new ip :D
[00:32:49] <chromas> so they're doing the same thing they're butthurt about Debian, arch and the other distros doing
[00:33:27] <crutchy> ooh they are soo butthurt right now
[00:33:41] <crutchy> :D
[00:33:44] <juggs> you got kicked xD
[00:33:47] <crutchy> it was fun while it lasted
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[00:34:13] <crutchy> lol speak of the devil :D
[00:34:18] <crutchy> hey dude
[00:34:24] <Ethanol-fueled> Good evening, gentlemen.
[00:34:36] <chromas> that's not the Ethanol-fueled they need over there
[00:34:44] <crutchy> how goes the study?
[00:34:45] <ciri> you talking to me?
[00:34:59] <chromas> well maybe, what with the subtlety
[00:35:15] <Ethanol-fueled> Good, though the classwork is no longer fresh and exciting because its all string manipulations now.
[00:35:29] <crutchy> chromas, you have to lull them into a false sense of propriety :p
[00:35:43] <crutchy> string manipulation can be fun
[00:35:52] <crutchy> so can people manipulation >;-D
[00:35:53] <Ethanol-fueled> Before we were learning how to programmatically implement all those cool photoshop effects and manipulate audio samples.
[00:36:14] <Ethanol-fueled> string manipulation is as fun as a kick in the pants compared to that.
[00:36:45] <crutchy> ooh were you doing synth effects or fft?
[00:37:10] * crutchy loves audio spectrum analysis
[00:37:12] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, I investigated trying an fft but the environment is too slow to be usable.
[00:37:27] <crutchy> yeah usually need dedicated dsp chips for it
[00:37:37] <chromas> or at least compiled code
[00:38:14] <crutchy> 16bit A/D minimum
[00:38:51] <crutchy> i tried doing it on 10bit a/d. it works but its chopppy
[00:39:17] <chromas> crutchy: you can use graphics cards now too
[00:39:51] <crutchy> cool. never heard of that. is that
[00:39:51] <Ethanol-fueled> We're stuck with a gimped-down baby ide that barely has exp() sin() and cos()
[00:40:16] <Ethanol-fueled> no support for complex number or even classes.
[00:40:35] <crutchy> might be fun to get into fpgas but prices are a bit steep
[00:40:43] <chromas> heh, diegoviola got kickbanned from #devuan for complaining about being kickbanned
[00:41:02] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled, classes are good for some things. i generally stick with functional for my php stuff
[00:41:12] <crutchy> depends on the app i guess
[00:41:22] <crutchy> chromas, lol
[00:41:32] <crutchy> they're scared of being mocked
[00:41:44] <juggs> I've closed it out for now chromas - too much drama and circular BS for me tonight
[00:41:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, it's just in this case we're doing a text adventure so everything'
[00:41:48] <chromas> they're doing exactly what they said Debian did
[00:42:07] <chromas> (and all the other distros apparently)
[00:42:07] <Ethanol-fueled> errything's a fuckhuge mess or nested loops rather than a neat little list of classes
[00:42:10] <crutchy> maybe Ethanol-fueled would like a go in the hornets nest :D
[00:42:29] <crutchy> nested loops can sometimes be 'engineered' out
[00:42:48] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled: you can split some loops into functions
[00:42:57] <crutchy> sometimes its as simple as an inverse condition with a continue
[00:43:27] <crutchy> or using a counter that's modified inside a loop
[00:43:41] <crutchy> s/counter/pointer/
[00:43:41] <sedctl> <crutchy> or using a pointer that's modified inside a loop
[00:44:01] <Ethanol-fueled> the latter is what I'm doing, crutchy. I'm using helper functions but mostly void stuff for printing text
[00:44:43] <crutchy> kay. you should make an irc bot dude. might make your string shit slightly more fun
[00:45:20] <juggs> moar bots!
[00:45:26] <crutchy> hell yeah
[00:45:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Don't really have time for it. I work with too many goddamn strings anyway doing serial communication at work and now this school crap
[00:45:43] <crutchy> ooh
[00:45:46] <crutchy> rs232++
[00:45:46] <Bender> karma - rs232: 2
[00:45:54] <Ethanol-fueled> 232, 422, 485
[00:46:16] <crutchy> i did some instrumentation stuff with serial. fun times
[00:46:28] <crutchy> always better when you get paid for it eh
[00:47:01] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah crutch. Especially when you do cool things like analyzing and visualizing the data
[00:47:11] <crutchy> usb makes for good multiplexing
[00:47:28] <crutchy> years ago there were chunky boxes full of multiplexing gear
[00:47:37] <crutchy> now you just need a little usb hub
[00:48:03] <crutchy> and rs232-usb converters
[00:48:07] <Ethanol-fueled> that's another good point, crutchy - most PCs now have at most 1 RS232 port.
[00:48:50] * Ethanol-fueled develiops with a one-port USB adapter with a null modem loopback to/from the MoBo port
[00:49:23] <chromas> they still make boards with more than zero therial ports?
[00:49:41] <crutchy> getting rare
[00:49:46] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, I don't even know. Toughbooks probably have one.
[00:50:37] <crutchy> i saw a video with a guy running 6 monitors and a network card of a single usb3 port on his lappy
[00:50:48] <crutchy> usb3 has kinda taken over everything serial
[00:51:07] <crutchy> except sata
[00:51:11] <Ethanol-fueled> for consumer PCs maybe
[00:51:16] <crutchy> yeah
[00:51:41] <Ethanol-fueled> serial is still very alive and kicking when you're business is making and controlling non-PC gadgets
[00:51:59] <crutchy> serial is good for gadgets
[00:52:08] <Ethanol-fueled> It's crude but more rugged
[00:52:15] <crutchy> sparkfun is an evil website full of shit that i wanna buy
[00:52:17] <Ethanol-fueled> and very well-understood and easy to work with
[00:53:14] <Ethanol-fueled> especially if some of your customers are in third-world countries and don't want to be locked out of using your product by having to install Win7 or later software
[00:53:17] <crutchy> when i was using serial it was for ahrs, accel and pressure alt logging
[00:53:45] <Ethanol-fueled> what was that for, crutchy? Were you doing aircraft?
[00:53:49] <crutchy> yeah
[00:54:06] <crutchy> was really handy to be able to test with just a term window
[00:54:23] <crutchy> flight testing
[00:54:46] <crutchy> left it a few years ago though
[00:55:52] <crutchy> how's the butthurt in #debianfork going chromas?
[00:56:17] <Ethanol-fueled> what's the deal with #debianfork? Is that really a viable serious option?
[00:56:28] <crutchy> its fun to stir things up
[00:56:34] <crutchy> i been kickbanned already :D
[00:56:44] <chromas> crutchy: well after they kickbanned three people, the talked about a theme song
[00:57:03] <crutchy> oh well that's important :p
[00:57:06] <chromas> then they shutup. More circlejerky, then someone came in to say debian always sucked and got kickbanned
[00:57:56] <crutchy> the banhammer is strong with that one
[00:57:58] <Ethanol-fueled> “How do I know? They’ll go on shouting till nighttime now. I like stirring up fools in all strata of society. There stands another dolt, that peasant there. People say, ‘There’s no one stupider than a stupid Frenchman,’ but note how the Russian physiognomy betrays itself. Isn’t it written all over that peasant’s face that he’s a fool, eh?”
[00:58:12] <Ethanol-fueled> -- Dostoevsky, The Brothers karamazov
[00:58:12] <NutCraft> Karma - : -1
[00:58:24] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled, that would be better said in #debianfork :D
[00:58:54] <crutchy> nutcraft isn't fortune-ready
[00:59:00] <crutchy> ~fortune
[00:59:01] <chromas> oh wai
[00:59:01] <exec> My folks didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they were there to meet
[00:59:01] <exec> the boat.
[00:59:02] <chromas> wait
[00:59:13] <crutchy> hmm'
[00:59:18] <chromas> the last guy to be kickbanned
[00:59:38] <chromas> <GI_Jack> just for the record, I think everyone in here is a special kind of stupid
[00:59:38] <chromas> <GI_Jack> really dumb angry reactionary fucktards who are simply pissed that your vocal minority is not the majority.
[00:59:38] <chromas> <GI_Jack> the truth is that most technical people actually agree systemd is better
[00:59:38] <chromas> <tmyklebu> lol.
[00:59:39] <chromas> <GI_Jack> and of all the sysvinit systems, of which there are many, needlessly
[00:59:41] <chromas> <coagen> oh its GI_Jerkoff
[00:59:43] <chromas> <coagen> :D
[00:59:45] <chromas> <faye> systemd is terrible
[00:59:47] <chromas> <coagen> hi!
[00:59:50] <chromas> <GI_Jack> debians was hands down one of the most convuluted peace of fail
[00:59:52] <chromas> <GI_Jack> who are you?
[01:00:03] <Ethanol-fueled> How mature.
[01:00:06] <crutchy> lol
[01:00:17] <crutchy> seems like par for the course there
[01:01:36] <chromas> Yeah, if that's all I saw of it, I'd switch to systemd just for spite :)
[01:01:44] <chromas> but I already use it without issue so
[01:01:58] <crutchy> i think wanting a systemd alternative is a fine goal, but they're never gunna get devs onboard with their drivel
[01:02:20] <Konomi> systemd is going to win
[01:02:28] <Ethanol-fueled> They talk and they talk, but they have no grambah
[01:02:28] <juggs> apparently the anointed devs have their own channel
[01:02:31] <chromas> they theoretically have dev activity in #devuan
[01:02:36] <Konomi> and a lot of it has to do with people being able to see the difference
[01:02:42] <Konomi> specially boot times end users love that shit ;p
[01:02:49] <Konomi> it
[01:02:55] <Konomi> 's all I ever heard of at the start actually
[01:03:15] <crutchy> the haters seem to think change is all about users, when its really about devs
[01:03:19] <Konomi> this was when arch was adopting it and it actually had the kind of talk you'd expect about software in the open source world
[01:03:21] <crutchy> devs are the ones pushing systemd
[01:03:22] <Konomi> not the drivel we have now
[01:03:59] <crutchy> hey Konomi
[01:04:01] <crutchy> oops
[01:04:02] <chromas> Konomi: are you sure? Because they're all saying arch did the same thing as Debian is now—telling dissenters to stfu and kickbanning them
[01:04:06] <crutchy> .poke Konomi
[01:04:06] * exec pokes Konomi
[01:04:07] <Konomi> also a lot of people have made the point that if they want sysvinit to keep on going why don't they just support the debian version
[01:04:10] <Konomi> it's not being removed...
[01:04:11] <chromas> They're not lying or exaggerating, are they?
[01:04:41] <Konomi> chromas: the debian channel on freenode is entirely for support so that's pretty usual
[01:04:43] <chromas> Konomi: but the defaults—they're different now and that takes away muh freedomz
[01:04:46] <crutchy> lol like #debianfork guys are kickbanning dissenters
[01:04:59] <Konomi> if they want to rant about it they can go to #debian-offtopic
[01:05:04] <Konomi> they'd probably get shouted down there too
[01:05:11] <Konomi> and tbh do we need anymore debate?
[01:05:21] <Ethanol-fueled> we should have a #soylent-offtopic for NSFW discussion
[01:05:22] <Konomi> it's been months I think every point has been pretty fucking debated to death
[01:05:26] <chromas> no, we need action! To the devmobile!
[01:05:26] <crutchy> i been trying to guide them towards competing with systemd
[01:05:45] <crutchy> by maybe supporting uselessd, instead of a useless debian fork
[01:05:57] <Konomi> they're wasting their time
[01:06:10] <Konomi> tbh the stuff they complain about can be changed at build time
[01:06:17] <Ethanol-fueled> well, are they serious about forking it then? Is it gonna happen?
[01:06:24] <Konomi> thing is debian builds with all the extras to cover all the features people want
[01:06:26] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled, i doubt it
[01:06:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Do they have enough big names on board to do it?
[01:06:35] <Konomi> no they'll fizzle out
[01:06:39] <crutchy> they're a bunch of toecheese munchers
[01:06:45] <Konomi> the lead dev is the only ne worth mentioning
[01:06:50] <Konomi> and all the stuff he done is in the past
[01:06:54] <Konomi> like way past
[01:07:00] <juggs> Konomi, they seem to think re-compiling one package is too much effort from discussion I had in there. How the fuck they expect to build and maintain a distro I have no idea.
[01:07:15] <Konomi> honestly
[01:07:20] <Konomi> even if you like sysvinit
[01:07:32] <Konomi> you probably don't want these people steering your distro boat anyway
[01:07:55] <Konomi> also juggs the chat room is probably full of reactionary idiots
[01:08:00] <chromas> they don't seem to comprehend the systemd-shim package either
[01:08:09] <crutchy> they seem to forget that systemd is more than just init, and don't care about implementing stuff that systemd does that doesn't exist elsewhere
[01:08:10] <Konomi> with the reasoning the anti systemd side has been throwing around a toxic channel is all I'd expect
[01:08:27] <Konomi> systemd really is not awful
[01:08:35] <chromas> crutchy: that's what uselessd is but they can't understand that either
[01:08:43] <crutchy> Konomi, you'll be proud of me; i was kickbanned from #debianfork for my dissent :D
[01:08:46] <Konomi> they're pretty much taking a lot of the start up stuff we already have rewriting it bundling it all into one thing that you use compile flags to change
[01:09:08] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, just how classy were you in that dissent?
[01:09:31] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled: not even a dickpic: http://photos2.meetupstatic.com
[01:09:38] <chromas> (sfw)
[01:09:41] <Konomi> http://i.minus.com
[01:09:47] <Konomi> is this really the shit we want to keep x.x ?
[01:10:19] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled, this was probably my best line:
[01:10:21] <crutchy> Nov 30 10:43:51 <crutchy> FSF are a bunch of bong smoking hippy whackos
[01:10:28] <Ethanol-fueled> konomi - I'm a Linux retard. Can you explain why your png picture is bad?
[01:10:47] <Konomi> Ethanol-fueled: console-kit has been long unworked on and apparnetly needs a ton of a fucking instances to work
[01:10:49] <Ethanol-fueled> that's pretty harsh, crutchy. Not what you said, but them banning you for it.
[01:10:58] <Konomi> logind is something in systemd that is replacing it
[01:11:11] <Konomi> crutchy is correct but in the good way
[01:11:16] <Konomi> fsf hippies actually do stuff
[01:11:16] <Konomi> ;p
[01:11:22] <crutchy> nah they banned me for trying to steer towards a goal that might actually be more achievable than an entire distro fork
[01:11:48] <Ethanol-fueled> what was that goal, crutchy?
[01:11:56] <crutchy> competing with systemd
[01:12:02] <Konomi> tbh
[01:12:09] <Konomi> they'd have to look into consolekit
[01:12:15] <crutchy> giving package devs an alternative
[01:12:16] <Konomi> but then they have to preserve is protocol
[01:12:20] <Konomi> which I am told is a POS
[01:12:28] <Konomi> they could take logind and package it
[01:12:44] <Konomi> since most of the upstream DEs are going with it
[01:13:06] <crutchy> if they implemented the systemd api, made something awesome that eventually killed systemd off, then they could change things
[01:13:49] <Ethanol-fueled> Couldn't they just do something like allow the user to choose upon installation? I know that's an oversimplification coming from a lesser-technical person, but why wouldn't that work?
[01:14:17] <crutchy> i think systemd gives package devs stuff that they can't find elsewhere
[01:14:31] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled: no because they don't want systemd at all. They want to take away your choice to use it because it takes away your uh, choice, somehow
[01:14:33] <crutchy> there's old rotting packages i guess
[01:14:46] <crutchy> lol
[01:15:06] <crutchy> they want to give you the same sort of freedom as the US military
[01:15:16] <Ethanol-fueled> So it's like America's congress, a bunch of cockproud dickheads fucking over their community for petty shouting matches.
[01:15:16] <chromas> crutchy: come join us on the systemd side. we've got *ctl
[01:15:31] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled: except they don't have any power
[01:15:35] <crutchy> chromas, i'm starting
[01:15:45] <Ethanol-fueled> If developers don't have any power, than who does?
[01:15:46] <crutchy> i have dbus back on my vbox
[01:15:55] <crutchy> devs have all the power
[01:16:03] <crutchy> that's what the #debfork pinheads dont get
[01:16:04] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled: the anti-systemd / forkdebian people I mean
[01:16:40] <chromas> imagine if we said fuck beta but then we sat around jerkin' it in here without doing anything
[01:17:01] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas - or, worse, sat around still jerkin' it on Slashdot without doing anything.
[01:17:23] <crutchy> we oly succeeded because we had a champion
[01:17:30] <chromas> of course, in their case, beta is actually a good thing
[01:17:31] <crutchy> change requires a champion
[01:17:37] <crutchy> a doer
[01:17:39] <chromas> or at least it's better
[01:17:41] <crutchy> we had NCommander
[01:17:55] <crutchy> without him we would still be whacking off on /.
[01:18:07] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, you need a strongman like that to get pissed off enough and say, "Fuck this shit"
[01:18:10] <chromas> and tmb, pj, mrsleepbp, etc
[01:18:21] <crutchy> chromas, yeah
[01:18:42] <crutchy> i guess nc championed and built a good team
[01:18:44] <chromas> maybe they'll have a barrabas
[01:18:50] <chromas> barabbas
[01:18:51] <juggs> mechj + audio ++
[01:18:54] <chromas> whatever; a mister tee
[01:18:55] <Ethanol-fueled> Yup, and a lot of talented (compared to me, at least) people willing to put up with ugly Perl shite.
[01:18:58] <Konomi> ytou can actually run sysvinit fine right now in debina
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[01:19:02] <Konomi> it just amazes me
[01:19:05] <chromas> juggs: yeah
[01:19:13] <Konomi> truth is they don't just not want systemd as the init
[01:19:15] <crutchy> i'm using sysvinit atm but i'm still on wheezy
[01:19:20] <Konomi> they want it to stop managing logins as well
[01:19:24] <Konomi> something consolekit handled before
[01:19:45] <chromas> Konomi: they can't understand how the rest of systemd is basically like KDE—other projects uner one brand
[01:19:55] <chromas> that use a shared set of libs
[01:19:55] <crutchy> Konomi, you should go in there. you could have so much fun like i did :D
[01:20:08] <crutchy> time how long it takes for you to get kickbanned
[01:20:23] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, can you do it without having to create an account?
[01:20:25] <chromas> and Konomi, we even have this: http://juggsdrobly.manichostingservices.co.uk
[01:20:31] <juggs> ooh, I'd have to watch if Konomi pops in there to debate :D
[01:20:46] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled: yeah you just need to connect to freenode
[01:20:57] <chromas> channel #debianfork
[01:21:11] <juggs> crutchy - bang-splat in the middle :D
[01:21:34] * Ethanol-fueled likes how there's no direct relationship between chromas / crutchy there
[01:21:38] <SpallsHurgenson> oooh, a trailer for S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 3 showing off the new graphics engine http://vimeo.com :):
[01:21:39] <NutCraft> ^ 03Postcards from Pripyat, Chernobyl on Vimeo
[01:21:42] <Konomi> I'm not bothering they're idiots
[01:21:48] <Konomi> I hzave better things to do with my time
[01:21:57] <juggs> .poke Konomi
[01:21:58] * exec pokes Konomi
[01:22:06] <Ethanol-fueled> I don't. I may actually head over there later when the booze takes hold
[01:22:16] <Konomi> prefer to waste my time porting upstream patches to the debian freeze ;p
[01:22:16] <juggs> FSM help them
[01:22:18] <chromas> lol
[01:22:19] <ciri> HEY! don't laugh at me
[01:22:34] <Konomi> ciri-- # laughing crying it's hard to decide
[01:22:34] <Bender> karma - ciri: -29
[01:22:57] <Konomi> chromas: god some of those nicks
[01:23:02] <Konomi> free_speech
[01:23:10] <Konomi> guy_fawkes
[01:23:18] <Ethanol-fueled> Wow, that's righteous Konomi.
[01:23:18] <Konomi> I wonder where their user base comes from
[01:23:40] <chromas> oh yeah, free_speech was going on and on about how everything should be ganoo/linux no matter how little of your os is gnu
[01:23:56] <chromas> because without gnu, linux wouldn't've existed or become big because of the license
[01:24:13] <juggs> oh, not that old chestnut again
[01:24:21] <chromas> that was last night or so
[01:24:36] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas - that just goes to know you now much that person knows. I bet you didn't know that before he told you.
[01:24:52] <chromas> I sure as hell didn't!
[01:24:58] <SpallsHurgenson> everyone knows linux owes its continued existence to windows :)
[01:25:07] <chromas> Then I researched it and found out multics came before gnu
[01:25:27] <chromas> and crutchy discovered rocks came even before; if we didn't have rocks, we wouldn't have linux
[01:25:44] <chromas> oh yeah, they're still comparing systemd to windows too
[01:25:48] <SpallsHurgenson> without that windmill to tilt against, linux would have fallen by the wayside like beos :) :) :)
[01:26:15] <juggs> it's just not interesting any more
[01:28:38] <chromas> ooh, Regurgitator's in here
[01:29:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Distributions should now focus on application development rather than maintenance
[01:29:20] <chromas> <slicktux> hello all! I have a question: Is Debian a Binary Distro or Source?
[01:29:42] <juggs> yah, Regurgitator's collecting logs for the pisg stat page thing - he's not rss feed in here
[01:29:58] <chromas> oh, I thought that was diego's thing
[01:30:06] <juggs> hmm.. wait
[01:30:10] <chromas> or Bender or something
[01:30:47] <Konomi> gnu deserves credit
[01:30:53] <Konomi> I just can't be arsed to say both
[01:31:00] <juggs> diego is the stick chart generator. Regurgitator grabs logs for pisg to parse.
[01:31:02] <Konomi> I generally say i use debian rather than linux
[01:31:06] <Konomi> easier to aboid the crap then
[01:31:07] <Ethanol-fueled> Here's a question -- do you all really want Linux to completely replace Windows? That would mean that any idiot would feel comfortable using it and you all would seem less smart and hipster knowing Linux.
[01:31:10] <Konomi> cause debian uses both
[01:31:13] <chromas> oh pisg is that other statsy thing
[01:31:31] <Konomi> I have pondered that thought
[01:31:39] <juggs> I swear we have ~10 different formats of logs for this channel thanks to all the bots
[01:31:41] <chromas> Konomi: yeah, linux is a brand we can all rally behind
[01:31:42] <Konomi> and I don't like the limplcations of letting all the idiots on it
[01:31:53] <chromas> not just a kernel
[01:32:04] <Konomi> but I'd rather have the idiots on side because the corporations locking down computers in general is far more worrysome
[01:32:20] <Konomi> having the general idiot population on board would protect linux from that fate
[01:32:20] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled: idiots can use linux too; that's what ubuntu is for
[01:32:32] <chromas> and in the past, mandrake
[01:32:33] <Konomi> I have to agree
[01:32:35] <juggs> If everyone uses it, then the virus / exploit writers will spend more time to target it... that would not be good
[01:32:40] <Konomi> ubutu is so fucking user friendly now
[01:32:44] <chromas> /me coughts; mandrake was my first distro
[01:32:46] <Konomi> it's probably better than apple tbh
[01:33:20] <chromas> juggs: true; we're already starting to see that, in fact
[01:33:33] <juggs> apparmor++
[01:33:33] <Bender> karma - apparmor: 2
[01:33:41] <Konomi> that was only a problem on windows because for a few things
[01:33:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah chromas, I'm one of those. Juggs - so if Linux gains the plebe PC marketshare of Windows, it would be as unreliable and vulnerable to malware as Windows is?
[01:33:49] <Konomi> 1. 9x never had user seperation
[01:34:04] <Konomi> 2. Despite nt and it's later ilk having user seperation it's almost always off by default
[01:35:00] <SpallsHurgenson> "idiots", "plebes". Really? Are we back to that? Just because somebody doesn't focus on the intricacies of using a computer use doesn't make them any less a person.
[01:35:06] <Konomi> the security of windows is actually pretty damn good
[01:35:08] <juggs> Ethanol-fueled, hopefully not. But judging by people's willingness to click through UAC on windows boxes, they'd probably be the same having to enter their admin passwd to install some "codec" on a linux box
[01:35:23] <Konomi> it's mostly OEMs and end users to blame for the errors
[01:35:26] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[01:35:26] <Bender> karma - coffee: 9915
[01:35:27] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[01:35:27] <Bender> karma - coffee: 9914
[01:35:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Konomi, I liked the fact that early XP, when you enabled the text login, allowed anybody to enter the username "Administrator" with a blank password and have complete access.
[01:35:33] <Konomi> with one exception
[01:35:38] <Konomi> MS should've had their own repos ages ago
[01:35:50] <Konomi> that's where their problems stem from
[01:35:53] * Ethanol-fueled was in Windoze boxes perving on noods when working Best Buy warranty repairs
[01:35:59] <Konomi> no easy lazy trustable source of software
[01:36:25] <SpallsHurgenson> well, Win8 does have the Appstore
[01:36:33] <juggs> as always the main problem is between the keyboard and the chair - that's not easily fixed
[01:36:58] <SpallsHurgenson> what if we remove the chair?
[01:37:07] <Konomi> the user gets really short
[01:37:11] <chromas> then you have windows 10
[01:37:24] <Ethanol-fueled> spalls, even though you can't see me, stand-up desks are becoming the rage in corporate Amerika
[01:38:44] <Ethanol-fueled> And, honestly, Americans need them.
[01:39:16] <Ethanol-fueled> juggs: the smarter ones will just sudo -i like I do
[01:42:15] <juggs> I recall torvalds has a treadmill desk
[01:42:41] <chromas> does it run linux?
[01:42:59] <chromas> that joke is probably dead by now
[01:43:23] <juggs> along with can it blend
[01:43:37] <chromas> oh oh! does it run systemd?
[01:43:40] <chromas> >:)
[01:44:50] <crutchy> i reckon torvalds would make a good potus; technically competent, pragmatic, doesn't buy into ideologies and not afraid to tell people to fuck off
[01:44:57] <juggs> I've no idea what gym equipment tend to use for their controls
[01:45:19] <SpallsHurgenson> not sure he is willing to compromise enough to actually get anything done though
[01:45:26] <juggs> crutchy, he might, but he'd never get elected as such
[01:45:30] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy: Sounds a lot like Howard Dean, who was then pounced on by the establishment
[01:46:48] <crutchy> we need luke skywalker
[01:47:27] <JamesNZ> We need Lennart.
[01:47:31] <SpallsHurgenson> well, of course we do... but why the sudden realization?
[01:48:08] <crutchy> heh. i got exec sniffing the devuan repos. closing a lot of issues almost makes it looks like they're fixing things
[01:48:26] <SpallsHurgenson> when I grow up, I'm gonna be Luke Skywalker
[01:48:44] <crutchy> chicks dig the lightsaber
[01:49:04] <SpallsHurgenson> even though my guidance counselor said it was impossible. He didn't believe in the Force!
[01:49:18] <crutchy> his lack of faith was disturbing
[01:49:50] <Ethanol-fueled> The lightsaber is an oppressive phallic symbol like Darth Vader
[01:50:09] <Ethanol-fueled> notice how it "grows" visibly rather than being an instantaneous beam
[01:50:23] <crutchy> hence why chicks dig them :p
[01:50:27] <chromas> they poked at that in the Mel Brooks movie
[01:50:57] <SpallsHurgenson> the original Star Wars is still an awesome movie.
[01:51:01] <chromas> may the Schwartz be with you!
[01:51:12] <Ethanol-fueled> schwartz = Jew
[01:51:17] <crutchy> i like the super star destroyer
[01:51:25] <crutchy> empire strikes back++
[01:51:47] <SpallsHurgenson> did I ask for a lifesized model of a super star destroyer yesterday?
[01:51:54] <crutchy> combines my love of building stuff with my love of space
[01:52:14] <crutchy> space_engineering_with_steel++
[01:52:14] <Bender> karma - space_engineering_with_steel: 1
[01:52:35] <crutchy> earth_gravity--
[01:52:36] <Bender> karma - earth_gravity: -1
[01:52:42] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled: yeah; you wouldn't want it to be against you
[01:52:44] <Ethanol-fueled> submarine_engineering_with_iron++
[01:52:44] <Bender> karma - submarine_engineering_with_iron: 1
[01:53:05] <SpallsHurgenson> I like Earth gravity. All my stuff would float away without it
[01:53:18] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled, i poked my head in a bathysphere the other day
[01:53:25] <Ethanol-fueled> nice crutchy
[01:53:34] <crutchy> wouldn't wanna be claustrophobic
[01:54:02] <crutchy> it was at scienceworks
[01:55:17] <Ethanol-fueled> Nice.
[01:56:08] <crutchy> i've decided that melbourne museum otoh is a monument to wasted space
[01:56:55] <crutchy> you spend more time walking to different stuff than engaging with exhibits
[01:57:01] <crutchy> fucking huge
[01:57:02] <chromas> like most museums
[01:57:22] <chromas> they just display stuff I could've stolen from Egypt if they hadn't already done it
[01:57:46] <crutchy> the imax people fucked up so we got free tickets :D
[01:57:53] <Ethanol-fueled> The museum of natural history here has a full-sized model of a neanderthal, with dick and pubes and everyting.
[01:58:06] <crutchy> they started rolling the film again right in the middle of the film
[01:58:19] <crutchy> lol
[01:58:29] <Ethanol-fueled> how the fuck does somebody do that in the digital era?
[01:58:30] <crutchy> was that the best part?
[01:58:37] <crutchy> yeah i dunno
[01:58:57] <crutchy> worse thing was that it went for maybe 10 mins
[01:59:10] <crutchy> someone from the audience went out to tell them in the end
[01:59:13] <SpallsHurgenson> #soylent roadtrip to Egypt, to steal anything left that hasn't been nailed down so we can start our own museum!
[01:59:34] <juggs> just avoid the beheadings
[01:59:43] <crutchy> maybe they were using systemd to control the film :D
[01:59:49] <chromas> it's okay if it's nailed down; that just means free nails!
[01:59:56] <juggs> nah someone hit space on VLC
[02:00:01] <SpallsHurgenson> or don't... and pick up the head afterwards; it will make a great exhibit :)
[02:00:09] <crutchy> and sand
[02:00:17] <crutchy> cos there's not enough sand in museums
[02:00:31] <juggs> SpallsHurgenson, fine as long as it isn't your own head
[02:00:35] <Ethanol-fueled> or selling artifacts on the black market.
[02:00:38] <crutchy> we need to steal the ground from beneath their feet
[02:00:53] <SpallsHurgenson> juggs: I'm not sure a head is necessary for people on IRC :)
[02:00:57] <crutchy> oops did i say steal. i meant 'exhibit'
[02:01:58] <juggs> SpallsHurgenson, eyes are helpful, which kinda relies on the head being in place. I suppose the eyes could be put on cocktail sticks though.
[02:02:27] <chromas> clocktail sticks
[02:02:30] <Ethanol-fueled> Saudis are known beheaders.
[02:02:53] <crutchy> but they have oil and US dollars so its ok
[02:02:57] <Ethanol-fueled> They should be first under the crosshairs.
[02:03:38] <crutchy> they think the price is worth it
[02:04:09] <Ethanol-fueled> crossin my fingers that they will declassify the 28 pages.
[02:04:12] <Ethanol-fueled> https://news.vice.com
[02:04:13] <NutCraft> ^ 03Campaign Mounts to Declassify 9/11 Report’s References to Alleged Saudi Involvement | VICE News
[02:04:15] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[02:04:16] <NutCraft> ^ 03Madeleine Albright - 60 Minutes - YouTube
[02:04:28] <Leebert> I hammer stapled my thumbnail. This was not one of my better Saturdays...
[02:04:42] <crutchy> lucky its sunday here
[02:04:46] <crutchy> im safe
[02:04:48] <crutchy> :D
[02:04:56] <juggs> that would be inconvenient Eth
[02:05:03] <SpallsHurgenson> Leebert: ouch.
[02:05:29] <juggs> ah, it's only a flesh wound, come back and fight!
[02:05:39] * Ethanol-fueled prays for a surprise joint attack by America and Russia on Saudi Arabia
[02:05:54] <Leebert> Well, I guess it was worth it for a good Monty Python reference.
[02:06:20] <juggs> hope the staples weren't rusty
[02:07:13] <juggs> Imagine it hurt like hell... or did you just staple the extraneous bit of thumbnail rather than into the fleshy bit behind?
[02:07:27] <SpallsHurgenson> eeep, stop talking about it! I'm getting sympathetic pains!
[02:07:45] * SpallsHurgenson tries distraction, "Look, over there, a DICE employee!"
[02:07:45] <juggs> bless
[02:09:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Oil prices are low because Obama is blackmailing the saudis
[02:09:53] <Leebert> It didn't go through the thumbnail, but it still looks kinda nasty.
[02:10:02] <Leebert> Stupid insulation.
[02:10:10] <SpallsHurgenson> oh god oh god oh god, stop!
[02:11:44] <juggs> reminds me of a story my father used to tell from his early medic days. Casualty is delivered by ambulance, has been impaled by an armco barrier, fire guys have chopped it each side of his torso. Casualty is lucid, concious and talking to people with this piece of armco sticking out front and back. Medically you can't leave the armco there because it will cause sepsis, but you also know pulling it out will kill the patient. What do you do?
[02:13:05] <crutchy> get neo to dissolve it
[02:13:06] <SpallsHurgenson> see, that sort of thing I find much less disturbing :)
[02:14:05] <Ethanol-fueled> what the hell is armco?
[02:14:12] <SpallsHurgenson> ultimately I guess you gotta remove it otherwise the guy will have to buy an entirely new wardrobe :)
[02:15:27] <Konomi> in those situations you generally cut the offending material and try to stem bleeding until you cang et the person to an operating room
[02:15:58] <Konomi> that said generally pretty fucking dead even if tyoumake it to an operating table to have it removed
[02:16:27] <SpallsHurgenson> guy was delivered by ambulance already so I'm guessing an operating table is nearby
[02:17:03] <SpallsHurgenson> could always chop off the injured fleshy bits and turn him into a half-man/half-machine abomination used to fight crime in Detroit
[02:17:30] <Konomi> crazy glue imp
[02:17:35] <juggs> Ethanol-fueled, steel barrier used by highways. In those days they didn't drop the ends into the ground. Casualty drove into the end of the barrier impaling themselves.
[02:17:36] <Konomi> imo*
[02:18:28] <Leebert> I often wondered what it is like to have a job (paramedic, trauma surgeon, whatever) where you have to tell someone that they only have minutes to live.
[02:18:29] <SpallsHurgenson> Konomi: I've always been a fan of duct (k) tape :)
[02:18:37] <Konomi> quake
[02:18:42] <Konomi> I thought it was duck tape forever
[02:20:01] <SpallsHurgenson> that's a battle even more heated than Microsoft vs *nix :)
[02:20:18] <juggs> Anyway, the outcome was they called the family in to talk to the guy before operating - was hanging around for hours chatting away with them. Went to op knowing he'd likely not survive it, he didn't, bled out on the table, the armco was all that was stopping him from bleeding out sooner.
[02:20:25] * juggs wouldn;t want to be a medic
[02:20:59] <Konomi> hmm
[02:21:02] <SpallsHurgenson> still better than what happened to Leebert :)
[02:21:14] <Konomi> tbh I had the idea of wrapping a similar shaped object in gauze and shoving that in the place of the metal rebar
[02:21:21] <Konomi> then slowly pulling it out and working as you go
[02:21:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Pomplamoose on the Economics of Touring - http://sylnt.us - getting-by-while-getting-started
[02:21:43] <Konomi> we can make absorbant hard objects now
[02:21:50] <Konomi> it's just not something we've explorded
[02:21:57] <Konomi> cause getting impaled with rebar isn't exactly common ;p
[02:22:09] <juggs> SpallsHurgenson, in what world is bleeding out and dying better than a staple to the thumb?
[02:22:27] <SpallsHurgenson> eeep! stop talking about that!
[02:22:28] <Konomi> also I faint easily
[02:22:30] <Konomi> and I can tell you
[02:22:54] <juggs> Konomi, given the age of my father we're probably talking mid 60's when he was doing EMT stuff
[02:22:56] <Konomi> fainting is completely involetary I have no issues with blood it's just my body says fuck you and passes me out x.x
[02:22:59] <Konomi> oh
[02:23:00] <Konomi> so fucked then
[02:23:21] <Konomi> our medical tech is even shitty now compared to our tech advances in say computers
[02:23:25] <crutchy> damit
[02:23:29] <crutchy> was gunna grab that
[02:23:36] <Konomi> ;p
[02:23:45] <crutchy> sat down too late
[02:24:10] * Konomi pokes her tongue out ;p
[02:24:18] * Konomi np: Trickster Online - Spelunker Spirit - Soundtrack - 2003.mp3 :: 2.5M :: DeaDBeef 0.6.2
[02:24:43] * crutchy is munching on vegemite with bread roll
[02:25:34] * SpallsHurgenson ate turkey for dinner (go figure :)
[02:25:54] <Konomi> gobble gobble
[02:25:59] <Konomi> nope
[02:26:16] <crutchy> its 30 deg C today and we're talking about putting the xmas tree up
[02:26:33] <SpallsHurgenson> hey, it's 30 degrees here too! :)
[02:26:54] * crutchy wonders what it would be like to have a snowy xmas
[02:27:08] <SpallsHurgenson> possibly the most awesome thing in the world :)
[02:27:28] <juggs> Konomi, yah - casualty was fucked the minute they got impaled. Of course now we know it's unwise to have metal barriers not end with a piece that descends into the cround so any impacting car rides over them rather than getting impaled. It's more the decision process about what to do with such a case that fascinates me - the casualty is fucked if you don't remove it for sure but may survive a week or so before sepsis kills them, and if you do try t
[02:27:28] <juggs> hey are 999/1000 fucked. I can only think you have to go for the 1 in a 1000 chance.
[02:27:55] <crutchy> !grab juggs
[02:27:55] <Bender> Added quote 279
[02:27:59] <Konomi> juggs: people are just dumb and don't follow through all the what ifs in their mind
[02:28:43] <SpallsHurgenson> to be fair, there are a LOT of what-ifs to deal with :)
[02:28:50] <juggs> why grab that crutchy ?
[02:29:24] <crutchy> i'm in a grabby mood since i missed out on groping konomi's quote
[02:30:15] <crutchy> we should try making a story out of quotes
[02:30:22] <SpallsHurgenson> I also wonder why anyone would grab that crutchy (or any crutchy, for that matter)
[02:30:28] <juggs> Konomi, I'm not sure that if I had a piece of armco through me I'd be rationally thinking this through. I'd likely opt for the "give me a week and death" option.
[02:30:37] <crutchy> or better yet, have ciri make a story out of them
[02:31:03] <crutchy> juggs, its probably more for the families
[02:33:49] <crutchy> lol
[02:34:06] <crutchy> SpallsHurgenson, i had to read that about 6 times before i finally got it :p
[02:34:15] <juggs> Anyway, it was an interesting story and discussion as regards medical ethics / hippocratic oath etc. I can only think that surgeons are cold psychopaths to some degree on the whole
[02:35:08] <SpallsHurgenson> useless factoid: ~98% of US med students swear the hippocratic oath (or variant); only ~50% of UK med students do
[02:35:11] <Ethanol-fueled> Both medical school and law school advocate a philosohical disconnect from the person you serve.
[02:35:18] <SpallsHurgenson> (or at least, so claimeth the wiki)
[02:35:37] <Ethanol-fueled> er, "they" serve.
[02:36:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Such is the problem - rising above people means depersonalizing them.
[02:36:35] <crutchy> maybe as part of a medical exam, doctors should be asked "if some evil military corporation cloned you after you gave birth to an alien queen whilst leaping into a vat of molten lead and you came across another of your clones that was all fucked up and was begging to die, would you mow it down with a flame thrower?
[02:36:38] <juggs> Ethanol-fueled, it has to be so I think. If medical practitioners became emotionally involved with their patients it would hamper their ability to do what is best.
[02:37:19] <SpallsHurgenson> not enough medical exams deal with the thorny issue of cross-species xeno-implantation
[02:38:17] <juggs> crutchy, but if you jumped into a vat of molten lead would you subsequently be capable of wielding a flame thrower?
[02:38:52] <juggs> I think not
[02:38:59] <crutchy> hmm. you'd have to change your name to ellen ripley by depol
[02:40:20] <crutchy> s/ep/eed-p/
[02:40:21] <sedctl> <crutchy> hmm. you'd have to change your name to ellen ripley by deed-pol
[02:41:11] <juggs> interesting - the hippocratic oath appears to be anti-abortion in its original form... "Moreover, I will get no sort of medicine to any pregnant woman, with a view to destroy the child." I wonder if that is why some medics refuse to swear it.
[02:41:32] <juggs> But then that's wiki, who knows if its right
[02:41:42] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[02:41:42] <Bender> karma - coffee: 9913
[02:41:43] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[02:41:43] <Bender> karma - coffee: 9912
[02:41:48] <crutchy> ++coffee
[02:41:48] <NutCraft> Karma - coffee: 79
[02:41:49] <SpallsHurgenson> that's why many doctors use a variant of the oath these days :)
[02:41:57] <Ethanol-fueled> it's probably because you Christians think all those babies should be born in Somalia
[02:42:12] <crutchy> medicine is full of ideology
[02:42:33] * SirFinkus spilled his fucking beer
[02:42:43] <SirFinkus> terrible
[02:42:43] <crutchy> many prolly don't even realize how much the nazis contributed to medical understanding
[02:42:50] <SpallsHurgenson> that's even worse than the thing that happened to Leebert!
[02:43:01] * SpallsHurgenson quivers in terror and sympathetic agony
[02:43:02] <crutchy> through good ol' fashioned human experimentation
[02:43:18] <crutchy> and the japanese
[02:43:19] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, that never quit.
[02:43:19] <SirFinkus> I've heard that it's actually a little overstated
[02:43:20] <Leebert> what if you hammer stapled your thumb to your beer, which leaks it all out?
[02:43:30] <SirFinkus> because they did a bunch of very unscientific shit
[02:43:45] <crutchy> http://en.wikipedia.org
[02:43:46] <NutCraft> ^ 03Wiki: Unit 731
[02:43:58] * juggs staple guns all of SpallsHurgenson's digits to the desk - just imagine that SpallsHurgenson !!
[02:44:00] <Ethanol-fueled> what if Europeans were just a bunch of CUCKOLDS
[02:44:07] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHHEEHEEHOOOOO!
[02:44:46] <crutchy> http://en.wikipedia.org
[02:44:48] <NutCraft> ^ 03Wiki: Unit 731
[02:44:54] <crutchy> ^ particularly gruesome
[02:45:46] <Ethanol-fueled> bullshit.
[02:46:22] <crutchy> vivisection would be a horrible torture
[02:46:36] <Ethanol-fueled> what we want are Shiela E's underarms.
[02:46:44] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.jaynedoll.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk
[02:46:46] <crutchy> lol
[02:46:47] <ciri> heh
[02:46:52] <crutchy> yeah i fogot about that
[02:47:17] <crutchy> damn she's butt ugly
[02:47:40] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, vivisecton is perpetrated daily by local reaserach universities
[02:48:01] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, you are a racist.
[02:48:10] <crutchy> ke?
[02:48:16] <crutchy> are you drinking dude?
[02:48:18] <crutchy> lol
[02:48:19] <Ethanol-fueled> she's not abbo enpough for you
[02:48:26] <crutchy> hahaha
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[02:48:51] <crutchy> her tits don't compare to my missus'
[02:49:25] <crutchy> and the hair do looks like something out of mad max
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[02:49:36] <Ethanol-fueled> submit your fuck sounds, then we'll judge you of your manliness, Crutchy
[02:49:44] <crutchy> lol
[02:49:44] <ciri> i missed it, what are you laughing at? >.>
[02:50:11] <crutchy> i'm married. all my manliness has withered away
[02:50:40] <Ethanol-fueled> then let her decide. Hey, baby, are you looking for blacks?
[02:54:09] <juggs> crutchy, does you missus demand your salary goes into a joint account?
[02:54:31] <crutchy> nah. she has a card though
[02:54:43] <Ethanol-fueled> RUH ROH
[02:54:58] <juggs> credit card on which you are co-signed?
[02:55:11] <crutchy> nah visa debit
[02:55:31] <crutchy> my account but she's authorised to deal with issues on the phone
[02:55:44] <juggs> ahh - so she has a card to your account. Do you have a card on hers?
[02:55:54] <Ethanol-fueled> I need to crash! Night Night
[02:55:59] <crutchy> cya matey
[02:56:05] <crutchy> she doesn't have an income
[02:56:10] <crutchy> no point me having one
[02:56:19] * Ethanol-fueled has left [ nigger-quitter faggots ]
[02:56:26] -!- Ethanol-fueled has quit [Quit: Web client closed]
[02:57:20] <juggs> blimey - sounds like the ideal 50's atomic family. Next you'll be saying you have 2.4 kids, a labrador and matching hunter wellies :D
[02:57:27] <crutchy> lol
[02:57:27] <ciri> lol damn!
[02:57:35] <crutchy> 2 kids and 2 guinea pigs
[02:57:36] <ciri> 3
[02:57:45] <JamesNZ> Shut up ciri.
[02:57:49] <juggs> 1
[02:57:49] <juggs> 2
[02:57:50] <juggs> 3
[02:57:50] <ciri> 3
[02:57:52] <ciri> 4
[02:57:54] <ciri> 5
[02:57:56] <ciri> 6
[02:57:58] <ciri> 7
[02:58:00] <ciri> 8
[02:58:00] <crutchy> 8.5
[02:58:02] <juggs> \o/ go ciri
[02:58:02] <ciri> 9
[02:58:03] <SirFinkus> srsly ciri, fuck off
[02:58:04] <ciri> 10 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[02:58:20] <juggs> /ignore is everyone's friend
[02:58:26] <JamesNZ> coffee-- # It's making her hyper!
[02:58:26] <Bender> karma - coffee: 9911
[02:58:34] <crutchy> computer programs have learned to count to 10... we're all doomed now
[02:58:47] <crutchy> SkyNet is upon us
[02:58:51] <JamesNZ> The world will end when they get to 42 O_o
[02:58:57] <crutchy> heh
[02:59:16] <chromas> was 42 in decimal or hexadecimal?
[02:59:19] <chromas> or octal?
[02:59:23] <SpallsHurgenson> base13
[02:59:32] * chromas gasps
[02:59:33] <chromas> scary
[02:59:37] <JamesNZ> Decimal, surely.
[02:59:44] <crutchy> what if it overflows!?
[02:59:56] <chromas> crutchy: improbable
[03:00:02] <crutchy> that must be when the nukes come
[03:00:06] <SpallsHurgenson> get a mop
[03:00:06] <chromas> which is what makes rapid space travel possible
[03:00:16] <JamesNZ> Speaking of overflows, anyone seen the easter egg on the gangnam style video?
[03:00:31] <JamesNZ> If you hover the mouse over the viewcount, it'll overflow.
[03:00:36] <SirFinkus> I'd ignore ciri, but I enjoy being pissed off too much
[03:00:36] <crutchy> has anyone watched the gangnam style video?
[03:00:42] <chromas> improbability drive is based on dividing by zero I bet
[03:00:48] <crutchy> ciri is funny
[03:00:48] <JamesNZ> Quite a few people crutchy ;)
[03:00:59] <crutchy> probaby 500,000 i assume
[03:01:05] <crutchy> is it more popular than the duck song?
[03:01:16] <juggs> SirFinkus, you masochist you
[03:01:16] <JamesNZ> More like 2,000,000,000 I think :)
[03:01:20] <JamesNZ> Duck song?
[03:01:37] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[03:01:38] <NutCraft> ^ 03The Duck Song - YouTube
[03:01:42] <SirFinkus> juggs: I suspect it's a big part of bill oreilly's success
[03:01:43] <crutchy> 174,000,000
[03:01:53] <SirFinkus> and most of the other talk show hosts
[03:02:05] <JamesNZ> Yeah, definitely more popular :P
[03:02:15] <juggs> ciri manages to be quaintly stupid and annoying, but charming at the same time
[03:02:44] <crutchy> heh
[03:02:46] <chromas> ciri is best in #
[03:02:49] <SirFinkus> duck song is shit, korean one is better
[03:02:51] <crutchy> just saw the viewcount easter egg
[03:02:56] <SirFinkus> he/she's the village idiot
[03:03:16] <juggs> yeh - but you would
[03:03:33] <juggs> 1
[03:03:34] <juggs> 2
[03:03:34] <ciri> 3
[03:03:34] <juggs> 3
[03:03:36] <ciri> 4
[03:03:38] <ciri> 5
[03:03:39] <chromas> :( no easter egg here :(
[03:03:40] <ciri> 6
[03:03:42] <ciri> 7
[03:03:44] <JamesNZ> Dammit ciri :P
[03:03:44] <ciri> 8
[03:03:46] <ciri> 9
[03:03:48] <ciri> 10 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[03:03:56] <chromas> the count just resizes slightly
[03:04:16] <chromas> oh, I have to keep the mouse over it for ten minutes
[03:04:23] <juggs> I do think the !!!!!!! would be better replaced with a \o/ though
[03:04:24] <crutchy> korean_chicks++
[03:04:24] <Bender> karma - korean_chicks: 1
[03:08:02] <chromas> hah, I heard of psy a hundred years ago before that song; never actually seen the video
[03:08:04] * juggs points crutchy's missus to #soylent logs.... rut roh
[03:08:19] <crutchy> lol
[03:08:20] <ciri> HEHEHEHE
[03:08:43] <crutchy> she would prolly say they're hot too
[03:08:59] <chromas> ++crutchy's_wife
[03:08:59] <NutCraft> Karma - crutchy's_wife: 1
[03:09:17] * juggs fetches popcorn
[03:09:20] <crutchy> those times when i say things like wwhff9uwyeffhi3
[03:09:20] <SirFinkus> korean chicks are all plastic though
[03:09:21] <chromas> (for agreeing)
[03:09:24] <crutchy> that's my missus talking
[03:09:30] <SirFinkus> they're cheating
[03:10:12] <crutchy> she was connected to irc a couple of times mucking around with exec
[03:10:22] <juggs> korean women are made of plastic? can we 3d print one now?
[03:10:52] <SirFinkus> so plastic surgery is a typical graduation gift for the women there
[03:11:06] <juggs> source?
[03:11:23] <SirFinkus> don't have anything specific, but it's fairly well known
[03:11:47] <juggs> she's a fucking witch is also "fairly well known"
[03:11:51] <SirFinkus> http://abcnews.go.com
[03:11:52] <NutCraft> ^ 03South Korea's Growing Obsession with Cosmetic Surgery - ABC News
[03:12:18] <SirFinkus> all those kpop stars have had shit done
[03:12:33] <crutchy> no doubt. most of them look like barbie dolls
[03:12:58] <crutchy> nice to look at but would prolly chew your dick up
[03:12:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[03:12:59] <Bender> karma - coffee: 9912
[03:13:03] <juggs> ya - pop stars the world over have enhancements - not sure that's specific to S Korea
[03:13:22] <crutchy> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[03:13:23] * exec cohesively passes a bathtub of pancakes to TheMightyBuzzard
[03:13:29] <crutchy> oh
[03:13:38] <SirFinkus> it isn't just the pop stars though, they're almost obsessed with it
[03:13:39] <crutchy> my pancake stash
[03:13:46] <crutchy> exec you bastard
[03:13:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> makin pancakes, makin bacon pancakes
[03:13:56] <juggs> Plastic surgery is a normal thing, she said. My friends, they would actually just go on vacation and then they would come back with a new face.
[03:14:13] <juggs> a new face? In a take out bag?
[03:14:14] <SirFinkus> it's funny, I've read stories about people who have gotten married
[03:14:20] <SirFinkus> both 10/10s
[03:14:31] <SirFinkus> then their kid gets born, and its ugly as fuck
[03:14:42] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, have you visited the nice folks in #debianfork on freenode?
[03:15:08] <crutchy> i've had the pleasure of their company recently
[03:15:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i got my hands full with you knuckleheads
[03:15:20] <chromas> the girl in that link looks almost exactly the same in both photos
[03:15:27] * juggs takes a chainsaw to TheMightyBuzzard and loses
[03:15:39] <crutchy> i can't enjoy their company no more though
[03:15:39] <SirFinkus> the double eyelid thing is very popular, I guess they don't like having "asian" eyes
[03:15:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> get banned for trolling?
[03:16:07] <juggs> he expressed something other than the group think
[03:16:13] <SirFinkus> there are some great before/after pics of the SNSD girls floating around there somewhere
[03:16:14] <crutchy> apparently they call that trolling
[03:16:28] <chromas> ~define snsd
[03:16:30] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3SNSD: A Korean Pop Girl Group of extremely cute girls that make very catchy songs. Members are Yoona, Tiffany, Yuri, Hyoyeon, Sooyoung, Seohyun, Taeyeon, Jessica and Sunny. Also known as Girls Generation. S...
[03:16:32] <chromas> soylentnews/slashdot?
[03:16:53] <SirFinkus> one of the more prominent k-pop bands
[03:17:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> for shame, crutchy.
[03:17:30] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[03:17:30] <NutCraft> ^ 03Girls` Generation(소녀시대) _ Gee _ MusicVideo - YouTube
[03:18:07] <chromas> :( my font rendering must be broken
[03:18:17] <chromas> those extra symbols pushed the title half-way down
[03:18:32] <crutchy> one of those chicks was in apink
[03:18:54] <crutchy> they prolly all look similar though
[03:19:18] <SirFinkus> arr rook arike
[03:19:41] <chromas> crutchy: s/a(p)i/s\1a/
[03:20:40] * SirFinkus had a friend with a korean girlfriend
[03:20:56] <SirFinkus> I can't really stand k-pop
[03:21:11] <juggs> that seems clear
[03:21:17] <Konomi> jpop too?
[03:21:51] <SirFinkus> jpop is garbage too, there are some good Japanese bands though
[03:21:58] <SirFinkus> Sex Machineguns are good
[03:22:04] <crutchy> kpop is much easier on the ears compared to western pop
[03:22:28] <SirFinkus> and korean women are bitches, but my sample size here is 2
[03:22:32] <crutchy> lol
[03:23:05] <juggs> seems like legitimate research to me :-/
[03:23:13] <SirFinkus> my friend's gf abused him constantly, and my uncle married a korean woman that proceeded to divorce him as soon as she got citizenship and took all his money
[03:23:55] <SirFinkus> kpop videos are pretty good if you mute them though
[03:24:06] <juggs> A mate of mine had a thai wife, they ended up divorced and she cleaned him out - all thai women a bitches in this sample of one
[03:24:28] <juggs> all lesbians hate men too
[03:24:35] <juggs> that's a fact
[03:24:42] <juggs> :D
[03:24:44] <SirFinkus> well, I was being a little sarcastic
[03:24:53] <chromas> no take-backs!
[03:24:54] <SirFinkus> why I mentioned the sample size
[03:25:01] <SirFinkus> I didn't take back shit
[03:25:11] <Konomi> I definitly hate all men
[03:25:17] <SpallsHurgenson> ah, the misogyny is strong in this channel :)
[03:25:18] * chromas goes back to third grade
[03:25:19] <Konomi> gotta get my little knife
[03:25:21] <juggs> .poke Konomi
[03:25:22] * exec pokes Konomi
[03:25:25] <Konomi> and collect their gentialia etc
[03:25:27] <SirFinkus> are you a lesbian?
[03:25:29] <Konomi> ;p
[03:25:48] <SirFinkus> fuck, this is like one of those logic questions on those standardized tests
[03:25:52] <Konomi> SirFinkus: my SO says yes but technically bi but since I am with her ;p
[03:25:58] <chromas> SirFinkus: all women are bi—sample size: *
[03:26:03] <SpallsHurgenson> if you are collecting from internet misogynists, I'll supply the knife :)
[03:26:17] <SirFinkus> All lesbians hate men. Konomi is a lesbian, does she hate men?
[03:26:28] <crutchy> based on konomi's testimony, everyone on the internet is bi
[03:26:37] <juggs> Do you hate me Konomi ?
[03:26:58] <SirFinkus> I'm curious what the distinction between an internet misogynist and a misogynist is
[03:26:59] <crutchy> you're ok juggs cos your nick has bewbs
[03:27:16] <chromas> double g-cups
[03:27:23] <SpallsHurgenson> SirFinkus: one is on the internet :)
[03:27:32] * chromas applies for a patent
[03:27:35] <SirFinkus> oh fuck, another logic puzzle
[03:28:02] * SirFinkus draws a venn diagram
[03:28:03] <chromas> Device for instigating misogyny…on the Internet
[03:28:26] <SpallsHurgenson> diagram include: 8------
[03:28:28] <crutchy> chromas, i should hope double. cos any more than that and i would run out of hands
[03:28:39] <chromas> crutchy: and mouth
[03:28:41] <chromas> and
[03:28:45] <crutchy> oh
[03:28:58] <juggs> How can a word have breasts? That's the perception or imagination of the reader.
[03:29:07] <crutchy> now now we dont shit where we eat chromas
[03:29:09] <Konomi> with a double o ofc
[03:29:18] juggs is now known as fibre
[03:29:25] <SpallsHurgenson> anyway, I want a battlemech. I just thought I'd throw that out there, what with XMas coming up.
[03:29:28] <SirFinkus> boob kind of looks like tits
[03:29:29] <Konomi> fibre to the juggs
[03:29:38] <SirFinkus> if you squint hard enough
[03:29:41] <crutchy> (o Y o)
[03:29:51] <crutchy> or (x Y x) with pasties
[03:29:54] <chromas> juggs: because absolutely EVERYTHING can be made dirty/about sex
[03:30:12] <fibre> to the immature perhaps
[03:30:15] <chromas> for example, every song ever made
[03:30:30] * SirFinkus is listening to 人間椅子 — どっとはらい, from the album 真夏の夜の夢
[03:30:34] <SirFinkus> good Japanese music
[03:30:36] * fibre sighs
[03:30:44] <crutchy> i hope this log isn't available on the internets
[03:31:06] <chromas> crutchy: you can access it through fibre even
[03:31:15] <chromas> oh yeah, this is now the fibrechannel
[03:31:23] <SirFinkus> I'll stand by my words
[03:31:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> fibre is good for you. makes you poop good.
[03:31:36] <SirFinkus> and obscene gestures
[03:31:50] <SirFinkus> and hip gyrations
[03:31:53] <crutchy> so its settled; fibre is good poop then
[03:32:11] <fibre> celery and carrots make for good stool formation
[03:32:26] <crutchy> do we have a celery in the house?
[03:32:34] <crutchy> ~bot new celery
[03:32:38] fibre is now known as celery
[03:32:41] <chromas> does intel still make celery processors?
[03:33:04] <crutchy> i think they've moved to poontium
[03:33:30] <Konomi> they do
[03:33:36] <SirFinkus> I've seen a picture of a cpu with an eggplant cooler
[03:33:49] <celery> it's the crutchy and chromas show!
[03:34:08] * crutchy dickyknee
[03:34:12] <chromas> cool weekends in the morning, right after these 15 ads
[03:34:12] <crutchy> oops
[03:34:17] crutchy is now known as dickyknee
[03:34:23] celery is now known as aubergine
[03:35:26] <chromas> /nick juggs
[03:35:46] <chromas> probably get ghost killed
[03:36:06] <chromas> or at least become a SoyButter123
[03:36:28] <SpallsHurgenson> what the hell is an eggplant cooler?
[03:36:45] <SirFinkus> I wish I could find the picture
[03:36:53] <SirFinkus> might not have been an eggplant
[03:37:07] <SirFinkus> it was some kind of phallic fruit or vegetable
[03:37:31] <SpallsHurgenson> right, now I'm even more confused
[03:37:44] <chromas> lol; I did an image search for "phallic cpu cooler"
[03:37:49] <chromas> got a picture of a tissue box
[03:37:50] <dickyknee> oh my
[03:38:00] <dickyknee> a phallic box
[03:38:09] <SirFinkus> it's tough to google, I've been trying the past few mintues
[03:38:18] <aubergine> it's an aubergine... fucking eggplant... what the hell is that? A plant that produces eggs?
[03:38:27] aubergine is now known as juggs
[03:38:33] <chromas> http://i.ytimg.com
[03:38:35] <chromas> sfw
[03:38:46] <SirFinkus> there's cucumbers, and what's that other one?
[03:38:53] <chromas> zucchini
[03:39:08] <chromas> zucchini bread
[03:39:36] <chromas> http://www.pugetsystems.com
[03:39:43] <SpallsHurgenson> I'm getting quite worried that this conversation is making sense to somebody
[03:39:52] <SirFinkus> yep, that's what I was thinking of, but couldn't find the picture
[03:39:56] <SirFinkus> I'll find it eventually
[03:40:31] <SirFinkus> some guy strapped some kind of phallic edible plant to his cpu and tried to run it
[03:41:02] <chromas> hey, this could be a SteamBox: http://cdn.overclock.net
[03:41:27] <SirFinkus> I've also seen "fluids" used as thermal paste
[03:41:34] <SpallsHurgenson> case-modding never appealed to me. I don't wanna look at the box, I wanna use the damn machine
[03:42:04] <SirFinkus> I just want something quiet at this point
[03:42:10] <chromas> SpallsHurgenson: it gives you something to look at when the power goes out and your flashlight swings by
[03:42:26] <chromas> you can stare at it, wishing you could turn it on
[03:42:41] <SpallsHurgenson> power? out? huh? what sort of primitive third-world country do you live in? :)
[03:42:41] <SirFinkus> in the past I didn't, but I got a macbook pro and the silence is pretty awesome
[03:43:07] <chromas> SpallsHurgenson: north america :(
[03:43:18] <SirFinkus> it's gotta sound like a leafblower for a second when you hit the power button, that's a requirement
[03:43:21] <SpallsHurgenson> <sigh> yeah, me too :(
[03:43:50] <SirFinkus> 2 years ago we had an ice storm and the power was out for a week and a half
[03:43:51] <ciri> 3
[03:44:16] <juggs> 1
[03:44:16] <juggs> 2
[03:44:17] <juggs> 3
[03:44:17] <ciri> 3
[03:44:19] <ciri> 4
[03:44:20] <ciri> 5
[03:44:22] <ciri> 6
[03:44:24] <ciri> 7
[03:44:26] <ciri> 8
[03:44:28] <ciri> 9
[03:44:28] <SirFinkus> I looked at the forcast, and we might have freezing rain tonight
[03:44:30] <ciri> 10 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[03:44:43] <SpallsHurgenson> hey ciri, say hello to ethanol-whathisname <plonk>
[03:44:44] <juggs> hail then SirFinkus
[03:44:50] <SirFinkus> freezing_rain--
[03:44:50] <Bender> karma - freezing_rain: -1
[03:44:58] <SirFinkus> naw, it isn't hail
[03:45:10] <SpallsHurgenson> I love /ignore :)
[03:45:11] <SirFinkus> it rains, and then it freezes when it hits shit
[03:45:23] <juggs> so it's rain
[03:45:26] <SirFinkus> so basically, it covers everything in ice
[03:46:01] <SirFinkus> conditions have to be just right
[03:46:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> perfect conditions = typical oklahoma winter
[03:46:27] <Konomi> ciri--
[03:46:27] <Bender> karma - ciri: -30
[03:46:30] <SirFinkus> it's probably the worst type of weather outside of shit like tornados and hurricanes
[03:46:40] <juggs> either it freezes in mid-air - rain becomes hail. Or it is rain hitting subzero surfaces and freezing.
[03:46:51] <SirFinkus> it's pretty much the latter
[03:47:05] <juggs> rain and it's cold then
[03:47:12] <SirFinkus> they call it freezing rain, fuck you, I didn't make the term up
[03:47:26] <chromas> there's also sleet
[03:47:30] <SirFinkus> it sucks
[03:47:51] <SirFinkus> it takes down trees and power lines
[03:48:05] <juggs> no need to spread the disinformation SirFinkus - it's a media drama term.
[03:48:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, it breaks trees like a hurricane came though. ditto power lines n anything else that can't deal with suddenly doubling or more in weight.
[03:48:31] <SirFinkus> it's kind of bizarre because it will be dead quiet except for the trees falling down
[03:48:48] <chromas> "The raindrops become supercooled while passing through a sub-freezing layer of air many hundreds of feet above the earth, and then freeze upon impact with any surface they encounter." —the Fount of All Knowledge
[03:48:56] <SirFinkus> I find the term fairly descriptive
[03:49:22] <SirFinkus> it rains, then it freezes
[03:49:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> and the thick sheet of ice on the roads makes it harder for repair trucks to get the power back up.
[03:50:13] <SirFinkus> there's still damage from the last ice storm we had
[03:50:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> they suck. i hate em.
[03:50:46] <juggs> i.e. it's cold, ice abounds, rain makes it worse as it adds to the ice. The rain is not freezing - it it did it would no longer be rain.
[03:50:47] <SirFinkus> there's some shrubs or trees on our street that got peeled like banannas
[03:51:05] <SirFinkus> sure it is, it freezes when it hits a surface
[03:51:34] <juggs> when it hits a surface it goes from being rain to being surface water
[03:51:50] <SirFinkus> you're splitting hairs now
[03:52:08] <juggs> yup
[03:52:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> freezing is correct
[03:52:18] <juggs> when rain lands it is no longer rain
[03:52:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> in the process of becoming frozen
[03:53:13] <SirFinkus> idk, I had several uncles that were weather nerds, and they all accepted the term
[03:53:14] <juggs> but it is not rain at the point the freezing takes place, so "freezing rain" is not possible,
[03:53:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> you're english, you should be better at the language than us.
[03:53:20] <SirFinkus> I guess most of them are dead now though
[03:53:51] <SirFinkus> ok juggs, call it "rain that only freezes when it hits shit"
[03:53:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> rain doesn't go instantly from liquid to solid, there is a period of crystallization
[03:54:06] <juggs> TheMightyBuzzard, what the hell is english other than a hotchpotch of other languages?
[03:54:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> juggs, well it's my bitch for one
[03:54:34] <SirFinkus> I'll stick with freezing rain because it's recognizable and takes a quarter of the time to say
[03:54:40] <juggs> SirFinkus, or call it rain in a cold place.
[03:55:00] <SirFinkus> but that isn't descriptive
[03:55:27] <SirFinkus> "cold" could mean anything
[03:55:40] <chromas> freezing rain. It's like menacing. Once you menace, you're no longer menacing
[03:55:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> soggy death from above
[03:55:41] <SirFinkus> maybe 10℃ is "cold"
[03:56:00] <juggs> well it is when some intelligence is applied. Rain into somewhere that is currently -10degC you're going to have issues with ice when the ~rain~ lands.
[03:56:03] <SirFinkus> if that was the temp in my room, it would be cold
[03:56:21] <SirFinkus> well, what is your alternative term?
[03:56:28] <juggs> Rain
[03:56:31] <chromas> cold rain
[03:56:35] <juggs> it's just fucking rain
[03:56:38] <chromas> pre-ice
[03:56:48] <chromas> rain-that-doesn't-splash
[03:56:51] <SirFinkus> but that isn't descriptive of the implications
[03:56:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> stormsickle
[03:56:55] <juggs> It's cold and it's raining
[03:57:08] <SirFinkus> might as well call hurricanes "wind"
[03:57:32] <chromas> wind doesn't destroy anything until it touches something; then it's no longer wind :D
[03:57:34] <SirFinkus> fog "clouds"
[03:58:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> i wanna call em whoreicanes cause they're expensive and they can blow like nobody's business.
[03:58:12] <SirFinkus> what's the use of the "fog" forcast? just say it's cloudy
[03:58:26] <juggs> the rain is not freezing - if it were it would be hail, so "freezing rain" is logically incorrect as a term even if commonly accepted.
[03:58:37] <chromas> freezing vs frozen
[03:58:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> juggs, no that would be frozen. freezing means not yet frozen but in the process of becoming so.
[03:59:01] <Konomi> if we had to go correct every part of english we'd be here for the rest of our lives
[03:59:09] * chromas wonders if juggs is trollin'
[03:59:23] <chromas> :D
[03:59:56] * juggs whistles
[04:00:12] <chromas> better than system services
[04:00:28] <SirFinkus> fuck it, I'm enjoying internet arguments for now
[04:00:43] <chromas> / \~~~/ \
[04:00:43] <chromas> ,----( .. )
[04:00:43] <chromas> / \__ __/
[04:00:43] <chromas> /| (\ |(
[04:00:43] <chromas> ^ \ /___\ /\ | hjw
[04:00:44] <chromas> |__| |__|-" `97
[04:00:51] <chromas> Okay, who wants to talk about the elephant in the room?
[04:00:56] <SirFinkus> also, "freezing" can be used as an adjective
[04:01:32] <juggs> So what we are talking about it rain falling out of the sky made purely of H2O at a temperature of exactly 0degC, freezing on it's way down, but not quite frozen before it lands. a.k.a. very cold rain falling on sub zero surface
[04:01:47] <chromas> it can be below 0
[04:01:52] <chromas> depending on the air pressure around it
[04:02:04] <chromas> and still be liquid
[04:02:16] <juggs> true - are we at, above or below sea level?
[04:02:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar, and you gotta consider that rain at 0C can be either solid or liquid depending on if enough heat has been pulled out for full phase change
[04:02:29] <juggs> :D
[04:03:15] <chromas> SirFinkus: true. It could be rain that freezes other things, like your phone
[04:03:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> phase change is fun. it's also made me a lot of money in days gone by.
[04:03:47] <SirFinkus> also, freezing can just be descriptive of the behavior of the rain
[04:04:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> what, someone yells "Stop, Hammer time" and it halts its fall?
[04:04:23] <juggs> so it's the rain that is freezing other thing?
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[04:04:44] <Ethanol-fueled> hahaha
[04:04:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, juggs is trolling us. kick him.
[04:04:56] <Ethanol-fueled> driving the fucktards next-door crazy.
[04:05:05] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, .kickhuggs
[04:05:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> wait, that's backwards. wtf juggs.
[04:05:10] <Ethanol-fueled> .kick juggs
[04:05:13] <chromas> grabctl TheMightyBuzzard
[04:05:22] <Ethanol-fueled> well, shit. I guess that solves that.
[04:05:34] <SirFinkus> so juggs, if rain hits an aircraft and freezes, is it freezing rain? it hasn't hit the earth yet so it's still rain
[04:05:34] <juggs> TheMightyBuzzard, you're on Eth control duty tonight, we discussed thi remember!
[04:05:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, i'll be asleep afore he gets proper drunk.
[04:06:03] * SirFinkus is working on getting proper drunk
[04:06:13] <Ethanol-fueled> Wow, that's pretty sad if I'm the only asshole makin' trouble.
[04:06:26] * Konomi gets a proper drunk puts it in a cage and pokes with a stick
[04:06:33] <SirFinkus> got a new imperial stout thats at a pretty decent 10.6% abv
[04:06:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> he's off in the State whose official flower is the blowjob
[04:06:47] <Ethanol-fueled> Uhn...A-HEM...Um, yes, Blacks are on welfare! Yes, ban me for LIVE, because Blacks are ON WELFARE
[04:06:54] <Ethanol-fueled> AHAHAHAHEEHEEHEEHEOOOOOOOO!
[04:07:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> so two hours earlier than me where he is.
[04:07:05] <SirFinkus> HANDS UP DON'T SHOOt
[04:07:23] <juggs> SirFinkus, if rain hits an aircraft and freezes, it is no longer rain. It may become ice on the pitot tubes as we saw with the air france crash - but at the point rain splats onto something, I would say that it is no longer rain.
[04:07:38] <chromas> juggs: freezing rain doesn't splat
[04:07:59] <juggs> chromas, if it does not splat then it is not rain
[04:08:01] <chromas> at least, it doesn't splash
[04:08:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, no splatter. looks more like alcohol.
[04:08:06] <Ethanol-fueled> sug this scroat, jiggs!
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[04:08:27] <chromas> hey, does anybody remember the tandy corporation diaper logo?
[04:08:29] <SirFinkus> ahh, but every weather instrument I've seen measures something called "rainfall", so that implies that it is still rain even at the point where it is collected
[04:08:38] <chromas> http://www.old-computers.com
[04:08:45] <chromas> we could make that S N
[04:09:45] <chromas> SirFinkus: but technically, it's not measuring the rainfall but the maximum elevation that rain stops being rain inside the container
[04:10:07] <chromas> as the water level goes up, the rain stops being rain at a higher elevation :D
[04:10:29] <SpallsHurgenson> chromas: are you implying SN is full of shit? :)
[04:10:45] <chromas> it's soyled
[04:10:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> i certainly am after a turkey dinner that big
[04:11:16] <SirFinkus> but if we're being super pedantic, they're called "rain gauges", so that implies that calling liquid precipitation "rain" even after it hits the ground is perfectly valid
[04:11:17] <chromas> I suppose it's more like a salt/sand timer but I always thought of a diaper for some reason
[04:11:39] <chromas> that means their name is a misnomer
[04:12:09] <chromas> rainfall—felled rain. Is it still a tree after falling?
[04:12:51] <SirFinkus> it isn't like space rocks, where there are like 4 different names depending on where it is
[04:12:59] <chromas> magma
[04:13:05] <chromas> but lava when it comes out
[04:13:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> the sound of a tree falling in the forest is woohoo. if it falls on a hippie and i find out about it anyway.
[04:13:16] <SirFinkus> ie asteroids, meteoroids, meteorites etc
[04:13:19] <dickyknee> has e-f been trollin #debianfork?
[04:13:30] <SirFinkus> I think there's a few other ones
[04:13:37] <dickyknee> dammit if he has i wanna see logs :D
[04:13:37] <chromas> not that I can tell
[04:13:42] <SirFinkus> fucking meteoroids, that one pisses me off
[04:14:07] <dickyknee> oh he might've been literally talking about driving next door crazy
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[04:14:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's when a meteor hits you in the butthole, right?
[04:14:19] <SirFinkus> sure, why not
[04:14:43] <SirFinkus> anyway, I'm off to bed
[04:14:43] <dickyknee> tmb, they're hemorrhoids
[04:14:55] <chromas> and hemmorhites
[04:14:59] <SirFinkus> might not be here later depending on whether the FREEZING RAIN hits
[04:15:03] <chromas> assteroids
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[04:15:07] <dickyknee> lol
[04:15:17] <dickyknee> ass-steroids
[04:15:18] <chromas> assturdoids
[04:15:18] <SirFinkus> if I time out, ti's either that, or shitty cockmast again
[04:15:35] <dickyknee> shitty cockmast!?
[04:15:42] <dickyknee> pics of it didn't happen
[04:15:45] <dickyknee> *or
[04:16:09] <dickyknee> is that like shitfaced cockmaster?
[04:16:10] <SirFinkus> I don't think I could pull that off in mainchan
[04:16:28] <SirFinkus> those packet loss logs are scandalous
[04:16:28] <chromas> that's what we have # and ## for
[04:16:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i'll go to sleep on that note
[04:16:45] <SirFinkus> 1 second pings
[04:16:47] * chromas gives tama freezing rain
[04:17:13] <dickyknee> tama, yo mama is so fat she freezes rain by blocking the sun
[04:17:19] <SirFinkus> yeah, that's no joke
[04:17:32] <chromas> tama thought it was
[04:19:16] <dickyknee> hmm
[04:19:29] * dickyknee wonders why juggs thinks freezing rain is a misnomer
[04:19:37] <dickyknee> its not like you can freeze ice
[04:19:48] * juggs blinks
[04:20:14] <chromas> linux mint 17.1 releas-ed
[04:20:20] <dickyknee> oh crap did i mention hosts files o.0
[04:20:25] <chromas> and that's linux mint, not gnu/linux mint
[04:20:33] <juggs> APK is amongst us!
[04:20:37] <dickyknee> minty fresh linux
[04:21:09] <dickyknee> at least mint isn't a hurd distro
[04:21:16] <dickyknee> minty fresh hurd
[04:21:26] <chromas> they also have a Debian Edition
[04:21:41] <dickyknee> Debian Forked
[04:21:47] <chromas> So you can have Debian but also have your browser search stuck at something that gives them moneys
[04:22:05] <chromas> Dee Bian
[04:22:26] <dickyknee> with a grey and orange version of the windows 8 fish as the only desktop wallpaper
[04:23:18] <chromas> I think it's the Mint guys that do Mate and Cinnamon right? Probably the only reason to use it over Deb
[04:23:44] <chromas> (if you want the latest of one of those)
[04:23:50] <dickyknee> to me they're all debian with extra window dressing that i'd prolly remove anyway
[04:24:03] <juggs> Cinnamon is the Mint guys, MATE is a separate effort I think
[04:26:11] <Konomi> correct
[04:28:05] <dickyknee> MATE is something that rabbits do
[04:28:37] <juggs> mice too apparently
[04:28:58] <chromas> gnomes
[04:34:20] * SpallsHurgenson has a frightening imge of gnome mating flash through his head... what are they doing with those pointy red hats?
[04:35:29] <chromas> why'd you think they steal your underpants?
[04:35:29] <juggs> SpallsHurgenson, do you find everything frightening?
[04:35:42] <Konomi> gnomes in bikinis
[04:35:47] <Konomi> \o/
[04:35:50] <SpallsHurgenson> eeeep! somebody has questioned my fear of things! Run away, run away!
[04:35:59] <dickyknee> ooh Konomi thats hot
[04:36:07] <juggs> but its just a rabbit! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARSSG
[04:36:17] <Konomi> only you would use a nick like that crutchy
[04:36:19] <dickyknee> a droprabbit
[04:36:39] <dickyknee> oh i forgot about that :p
[04:36:45] dickyknee is now known as crutchy
[04:37:18] <Konomi> you know most people wouldn't get that
[04:37:23] <Konomi> I only barely remember that show
[04:38:03] <crutchy> dick_on_a_stick++
[04:38:03] <Bender> karma - dick_on_a_stick: 1
[04:40:00] <crutchy> Konomi, you must be a youngun
[04:40:26] <Konomi> ;p
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[04:40:52] <SpallsHurgenson> young-uns make me feel old :(
[04:41:08] <crutchy> i'm 32 and i feel old
[04:41:24] <Ethanol-fueled> 30s ar ethe new 20s
[04:41:29] * Konomi nods
[04:41:41] <Konomi> tbh it's kinda worse for guys
[04:41:49] <Ethanol-fueled> especially with extenders :)
[04:42:00] <Konomi> when people guess my age I normally get 5 years younger than my acutal age
[04:42:16] <juggs> lol
[04:42:16] <ciri> HAHAHAHA
[04:42:17] <crutchy> so you're about 53?
[04:42:21] <Ethanol-fueled> not worse for guys if you have the secret weapon, one which can me weilded like a MIGHTY MACE
[04:42:28] <Konomi> how rude I'm only 137 ;_;
[04:42:40] <Konomi> Ethanol-fueled: what shaving their face ;p ?
[04:42:46] <Ethanol-fueled> SLAPPING a would-be intruder across the CHOPS.
[04:42:47] <crutchy> those wrinkles are just makeup
[04:43:12] <Ethanol-fueled> Konomi, I can't say it. For if I could I would be BANNED.
[04:43:16] <Konomi> still don't get peoples obsession with being young
[04:43:32] <Konomi> it's like their sense of time is some how fucked up
[04:43:36] <Ethanol-fueled> it's not about being YOUNG. It's about being LONG.
[04:43:38] <juggs> for years people who hit 30 declare "30 is the new 20", people who hit 40 declare "40 is the new 30", people who hit 50 declare "50 is the new 40".
[04:43:41] <Ethanol-fueled> SHENG LONG.
[04:43:42] <Konomi> "zomg I'm getting old I'd have never expected that"
[04:43:47] <Konomi> well fuck me aren't you a bright one
[04:43:55] <Konomi> nograb
[04:43:58] <crutchy> Konomi, when you have kids time does get fucked up
[04:44:00] * Konomi glares at crutchy
[04:44:15] <Ethanol-fueled> http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net
[04:44:20] <Konomi> juggs: 120 is the new 110 ;p
[04:44:35] <juggs> well people are living longer
[04:44:39] <crutchy> omg do i have to change my email client!?
[04:44:52] <crutchy> port 120 is the new 110!?
[04:45:03] <juggs> yes crutchy all the email standards changed
[04:45:16] <crutchy> i must be getting old
[04:45:34] <crutchy> cant keep up with all these fangled tubes
[04:45:47] * Konomi puts one of the tubes in crutchy's ear
[04:46:34] <crutchy> you're disturbing the tumbleweeds
[04:46:59] <Konomi> waiting for the singularity
[04:47:07] <Konomi> must escape the flesh suit ;_;
[04:47:21] <crutchy> ew flesh
[04:47:22] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[04:47:23] <NutCraft> ^ 03The Brave Little Toaster - Worthless (No Interruptions) - YouTube
[04:47:49] <crutchy> does it fly in the end?
[04:48:27] <Ethanol-fueled> yeah, to heaven.
[04:48:32] <Ethanol-fueled> which means its dead.
[04:48:34] <Konomi> tbh I thought being a robot would be cool since about 10
[04:48:43] <Konomi> having to go to the toilet to pee is really time consuming
[04:48:47] <Konomi> and sleep don't forget sleep
[04:49:07] * juggs flays Konomi - wish granted.
[04:49:22] <Konomi> you forgot the robot part dolt ._.
[04:49:37] <crutchy> even robots have to pee
[04:49:44] <Ethanol-fueled> yup. oil.
[04:49:52] <SpallsHurgenson> when I grow up I'm gonna be a robot
[04:49:55] <juggs> err yah - I downloaded you into a ZX Spectrum
[04:50:02] <crutchy> a robot luke skywalker?
[04:50:06] <Konomi> if you vote republican SpallsHurgenson you might already be!
[04:50:09] * Konomi ducks
[04:50:15] * Ethanol-fueled is awake because he's antagonizing his neighbor with sonic warfare. Dogs barking, A 440 Hz blaring
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[04:50:29] <crutchy> is that the brown note?
[04:50:48] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, a menace.
[04:51:04] <Ethanol-fueled> THE menace.
[04:51:22] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm driving him mad, though...it's working.
[04:51:28] <crutchy> 440 hz is pretty low
[04:51:34] <Ethanol-fueled> when I can provoke him towards violence, I win.
[04:51:54] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy: play that tone in your place and tell me it's "low." It penetrates.
[04:52:20] <crutchy> hmm i guess low notes do have a propensity to penetrate things
[04:52:37] <Ethanol-fueled> His guests left awhile ago and he's thumping and bumping about.
[04:52:46] <Ethanol-fueled> Now he's nice and quiet.
[04:52:49] <juggs> twat with sub seems fitting
[04:53:10] <crutchy> might not need a sub for it
[04:53:15] <crutchy> not quite that low
[04:53:39] * crutchy is trying to think of a normal sound around 440
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[04:53:57] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, sub domain is less than forty hertz. Colored people are used to hearing that spectrum even if it does require more power.
[04:54:42] <Ethanol-fueled> play a 440 Hz note, especially if you can fluctuate the volume. It will drive your neighbors mad, as Chinese water torture would.
[04:54:55] <crutchy> lol its funny that the default frequency at http://onlinetonegenerator.com
[04:54:57] <NutCraft> ^ 03Online Tone Generator - Free, Simple and Easy to Use.
[04:55:20] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, it's called "concert pitch" and used as a reference to tune entire orchestras
[04:55:32] <juggs> colored people have different auditory capabilities EF? Better put up some refs on that.
[04:55:39] <Ethanol-fueled> but when you got a pure sine of that bitch, it becomes a weapon.
[04:55:51] <crutchy> is it like a "middle C"?
[04:56:01] <Ethanol-fueled> juggs: I do not have scientific proof.
[04:56:12] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, kinda, except that it's an "A"
[04:56:13] <juggs> so just bullshit then
[04:56:15] <chromas> crutchy: also default frequency in audacity
[04:56:26] <Ethanol-fueled> not necessarily, Juggs.
[04:56:33] <crutchy> the 440 sawtooth sounds like a bitch
[04:58:16] <crutchy> http://onlinetonegenerator.com
[04:58:16] <NutCraft> ^ 03Online Tone Generator - A free and simple way to generate DTMF dial tones.
[04:58:34] <crutchy> hehe its fun to play with dial tones :D
[04:58:38] <Ethanol-fueled> dial tones are ring/balanced modulators
[04:58:47] <juggs> Ethanol-fueled, yes necessarily. Either lay out your own findings for "Colored people are used to hearing that spectrum even if it does require more power" or provide refs to such a claim. Anything else is BS unsubstantiated claim by you.
[04:59:21] <crutchy> if you wanna spout bs you'd better visit #debianfork
[04:59:24] <crutchy> :D
[04:59:29] <Ethanol-fueled> juggs - anything that comes out of my mouth is unsubstantiated BS.
[04:59:43] <juggs> truth
[04:59:49] <crutchy> that's why we love you e-f :p
[04:59:54] <chromas> juggs: not necessarily
[05:00:03] <chromas> what he just said could be unsubstantiated bs
[05:00:17] <chromas> paradox detected; ejecting
[05:00:37] <crutchy> chromas, s/ec/acula/
[05:00:37] <sedctl> <crutchy> <chromas> paradox detaculated; ejecting
[05:00:46] <crutchy> ¿
[05:00:50] <crutchy> dammit
[05:01:37] <sedctl> There's always /2
[05:01:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - After Threatening Hacker With up to 440 Years Prosecutors Settle for a Misdemeanor - http://sylnt.us - shades-of-"Weev"-and-Aaron-Swartz
[05:01:53] <crutchy> yeah i fogot to add that
[05:02:01] <Ethanol-fueled> Man, fuck those who want to go after Weev.
[05:02:07] <Ethanol-fueled> cocksuckers.
[05:02:17] <chromas> speaking of 440
[05:03:29] <chromas> heh, peeking back my log db; I don't have what poutine said but there was a lot of hate for him right at the beginning of my log
[05:03:43] <Ethanol-fueled> there's always hate for poutine
[05:03:50] <chromas> the first karma down I have is -8
[05:04:04] <chromas> #Soylent 2014-02-21 03:10:58 kobach!~piss@173.216.qxv.opw shut up poutine, fuck you, nobody cares
[05:04:08] <Ethanol-fueled> Don't even know why, but it seems he's like the KDawson of Soylent News
[05:04:27] <crutchy> scepticism is healthy
[05:04:31] <chromas> KDawnson was a naysayer?
[05:04:57] <chromas> I just remember he was an editor or something that everyone hated
[05:04:57] <Ethanol-fueled> KDawson was the resident troll, whose schtick was posting troll articles.
[05:04:59] <crutchy> sceptics are a source of motivation too
[05:05:26] <crutchy> sometimes we work hard just to prove those aannoying fucks wrong :p
[05:05:34] <chromas> I think poutine had a few valid things to say but always did it in a negative manner and mixed with a lot of shit
[05:05:46] <Ethanol-fueled> sounds familiar, chromas.
[05:05:59] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled: maybe he's the brown menace :D
[05:06:02] <Ethanol-fueled> perhaps poutine-- should find jesus.
[05:06:09] <crutchy> or jeebus
[05:06:12] <Ethanol-fueled> Alberto is the Brown Menace.
[05:06:20] <chromas> jeebus jones
[05:06:30] * Ethanol-fueled is part Brown Menace
[05:06:39] <chromas> can't tell from your pictures
[05:06:42] <crutchy> alberto's ok
[05:06:48] <chromas> bleached menace
[05:07:04] <Ethanol-fueled> brown hair, brown eyes, can't tell if brown menace? Shame on you all.
[05:07:07] <chromas> alberto++
[05:07:07] <Bender> karma - alberto: -26
[05:07:19] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled: most people have dark hair
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[05:07:31] <crutchy> oh wow did alberto try to fight coffee++ too?
[05:07:44] <chromas> not sure
[05:07:51] <chromas> Bender: whydown alberto
[05:07:51] <Bender> no reasons for karmadown of alberto known yet
[05:08:01] <crutchy> !whoddown alberto
[05:08:12] <chromas> I think kobach didn't like him
[05:08:21] <chromas> !whodown alberto
[05:08:21] <Bender> downers of alberto are: kobach: -20, juggler: -5, TheMightyBuzzard: -4
[05:08:34] <chromas> no idea why
[05:08:42] <Ethanol-fueled> I remember that.
[05:08:47] <chromas> probably the reason he downed bacon a lot in ##
[05:09:00] <crutchy> ahh yeah
[05:09:10] <crutchy> he had that timer thing
[05:09:11] <Ethanol-fueled> he renamed himself to "TheMightyButtzard"
[05:09:18] <crutchy> lol
[05:09:28] <crutchy> ooh thunder
[05:09:29] <Ethanol-fueled> you can't trust that Brown Menace.
[05:09:30] <chromas> that too but most of the karma down was long before that
[05:09:34] <Ethanol-fueled> I tried to warn you about them.
[05:09:36] <crutchy> we got a storm brewin here
[05:09:44] <crutchy> its still fucking hot though :/
[05:10:00] * juggs listens to the echo WASP chamber
[05:10:09] <crutchy> ~weather
[05:10:10] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[05:10:27] <Ethanol-fueled> ~weather coontown
[05:10:28] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[05:11:28] <chromas> poor exec
[05:12:01] <chromas> ^weather rootown, boomerang city, australia
[05:12:02] <geotti> Invalid query. Try again.
[05:12:23] <crutchy> might be too general area
[05:12:33] <crutchy> rootown is a big place
[05:12:43] <Ethanol-fueled> Dang, when the bots aren't working, there's only one solution --
[05:12:46] <Ethanol-fueled> DRINK MORE.
[05:13:01] * crutchy seconds the motion to table the chairs
[05:13:25] <crutchy> fuck. xmas tree putting up time
[05:13:28] <chromas> ^weather crutchyctl, snakes crossing #464, that's-not-a-knoife, rootown, etc
[05:13:29] <geotti> Invalid query. Try again.
[05:13:42] <crutchy> lol knoife
[05:13:42] <Ethanol-fueled> lol "knoife"
[05:13:44] <ciri> lol damn!
[05:13:49] <juggs> hmm... think you worked backwards from the desired conclusion there EF
[05:14:16] <Ethanol-fueled> Not this time.
[05:14:16] <crutchy> ~define knoife
[05:14:19] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3knoife: 1. An extremely large knife. 2. A popular catch phrase.
[05:14:23] <crutchy> hahaha
[05:14:39] <Ethanol-fueled> I won.
[05:15:28] <crutchy> chromas, i think that's closer to where Konomi lives
[05:16:07] <crutchy> ^weather bumfuck west, australia
[05:16:08] <geotti> Invalid query. Try again.
[05:16:49] <chromas> time to hack that wx script, crutchy san
[05:16:59] <crutchy> ~define bumfuck west
[05:17:00] <exec> bumfuck west: unable to find definition
[05:17:09] <crutchy> oops blacklisted url
[05:17:34] <Ethanol-fueled> mating with a wallaby is only as touch as lifting up its tail.
[05:18:12] <chromas> :( can't curl weather from google
[05:18:27] <chromas> need to set a ua string
[05:18:35] <chromas> =dump .config
[05:18:35] <NutCraft> k
[05:18:44] <crutchy> its usually nested in a bunch of divs and shit
[05:19:00] <chromas> it gives me an Unsupported page
[05:19:22] <crutchy> i'll see if i can find the url i use
[05:19:38] <chromas> ua fixed it
[05:19:49] <chromas> be sure to load the weather without javascript, crutchy
[05:19:50] <crutchy> ah
[05:19:59] <chromas> that way you know it looks how exec will see it
[05:21:31] <chromas> bing has weather too but they seem to be a little wankier about bots
[05:21:57] <crutchy> http://picpaste.com
[05:22:03] <crutchy> ^need a theme like this
[05:22:24] <chromas> submit it, Mr Crutchy
[05:23:13] <chromas> so…much…bot…output
[05:23:36] <crutchy> still need to get some layout shit worked out
[05:23:40] <chromas> seems like that's something that could be controlled by the debug flag
[05:23:52] <chromas> maybe even have debug levels
[05:23:53] <crutchy> i just kinda ignore most of it
[05:24:11] <chromas> then if($debug_level > 3) print "derp a drew";
[05:24:30] <crutchy> it logs here too
[05:24:31] <crutchy> http://irciv.us.to
[05:24:36] <Ethanol-fueled> SHITMAN
[05:24:37] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[05:24:41] <NutCraft> ^ 03Green Jello - Misadventures of Shitman - YouTube
[05:24:48] <crutchy> well, only avail when i rsync to the server
[05:24:50] <chromas> I need formatted logs
[05:25:03] <chromas> for optimal searching
[05:25:44] <crutchy> exec isn't a very optimal bot :/
[05:27:04] <Ethanol-fueled> BINARY logs
[05:27:16] <Ethanol-fueled> for optimal serializable searching
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[05:27:48] <Ethanol-fueled> that's what happens when you implement serilizable
[05:27:52] <chromas> SpallsHurgenson: I took two shots before I took two shots…
[05:28:34] * Konomi gives chromas a shot in the neck
[05:29:06] <chromas> hhheeeyy!
[05:29:19] <crutchy> .poke Konomi
[05:29:19] * exec pokes Konomi
[05:29:24] * chromas imagines ace
[05:29:55] <crutchy> two darts is too much
[05:30:13] <Ethanol-fueled> homosexual anal sex.
[05:30:32] <crutchy> hmm that's very interesting Ethanol-fueled
[05:30:36] <Ethanol-fueled> I am going to disappear for 15 minutes.
[05:30:46] <Ethanol-fueled> don't do anything nasty while I'm gone.
[05:30:57] * crutchy polishes the shitstains :p
[05:30:58] * chromas gets the grease
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[05:31:38] <chromas> l-lines
[05:31:40] <chromas> d
[05:31:50] <chromas> foiled-lined. roasting pan
[05:32:00] <chromas> 400°
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[05:46:52] <Ethanol-fueled> cucks unite. The latest Star Wars trailer fulfills all your fantasies!
[05:47:18] <Ethanol-fueled> Starring MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD as "Stormtrooper A"
[05:47:37] <Ethanol-fueled> and forced interracial pregnancy
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[05:51:21] <crutchy> hmm does that mean jarjar actually finds something he can mate with?
[05:51:37] <crutchy> oh that would be interspecies
[05:52:19] <crutchy> race issues are a big deal in america eh
[05:52:48] <crutchy> i guess 300 million you're gunna have some issues crop up
[05:54:35] <chromas> "XP was actually one of the least callbacky things ever. And not only that, the place you called if you didn't have the internet was some indian place who just would give you keys. :D"
[05:54:52] <chromas> http://support.microsoft.com
[05:54:53] <NutCraft> ^ 03How to Remove Linux and Install Windows XP
[05:55:01] <chromas> slowbot
[05:55:04] <chromas> =stats
[05:55:04] <NutCraft> 24 hives, holding 45508 bytes in 376 cells (with 3050 bytes overhead)
[06:25:25] <crutchy> ++coffee
[06:25:25] <NutCraft> Karma - coffee: 80
[06:27:38] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[06:27:38] <NutCraft> ^ 03Star Wars: Episode VII Trailer - George Lucas' Special Edition - YouTube
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[06:30:49] <Ethanol-fueled> Biting the nipples.
[06:31:07] <Ethanol-fueled> The well-worn knobbies of a big girl.
[06:31:24] <Ethanol-fueled> turgid.
[06:31:26] <Ethanol-fueled> fat.
[06:31:31] <Ethanol-fueled> delicious.
[06:32:10] <Ethanol-fueled> .kick crutchy
[06:32:25] <Ethanol-fueled> iddqd
[06:32:29] <Ethanol-fueled> idkfa
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[06:35:28] <crutchy> ~ls
[06:35:40] <crutchy> ~cd /
[06:35:47] <crutchy> pfft
[06:35:56] <crutchy> that's right i wiped all the execfs code
[06:36:09] <crutchy> clean_slate++
[06:36:10] <Bender> karma - clean_slate: 1
[06:36:40] <crutchy> haven't got very far with the NODE SN theme
[06:36:52] <crutchy> still trying to work out the layout element names etc
[06:37:45] <chromas> yeah there's over 9,000 of them
[06:37:56] <chromas> do a search and replace
[06:38:14] <crutchy> you playing duke nukem Ethanol-fueled?
[06:38:33] <crutchy> iddqd and idkfa were cheats for that from vague memory
[06:38:41] <crutchy> or was that doom?
[06:39:41] <chromas> duke nukem cheats started with dn
[06:39:56] <chromas> I think redneck rampage too 'cause it used the same engine
[06:40:22] <crutchy> ah they were doom cheats
[06:40:44] <crutchy> ~define iddqd
[06:40:45] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3iddqd: The famous secret code if typed in the PC first person shooter game, DOOM, will give you God mode. The other big code but not really as famous is idkfa which gives you all the ammo in the game and th...
[06:40:47] <chromas> that makes sense, because id
[06:41:12] <chromas> thereisnocowlevel
[06:41:33] <crutchy> operationcwal
[06:41:35] <chromas> d2 has a secret cow level
[06:41:57] <chromas> d3 has a secret rainbow level with smily face clouds, unicorns and stuff
[06:42:18] <crutchy> i miss whacky wheels
[06:42:30] <chromas> ~define whacky wheels
[06:42:47] <exec> whacky wheels: unable to find definition
[06:43:52] <Konomi> your game sucked that much no one bothered to define it~
[06:43:55] * Konomi runs
[06:44:15] <crutchy> .poke Konomi
[06:44:15] * exec pokes Konomi
[06:44:27] <Ethanol-fueled> the game of nipplebitings.
[06:48:50] <Konomi> "stop pokinnnggg meee"
[06:48:52] * Ethanol-fueled is watching chimpouts on youtube
[06:51:03] <Ethanol-fueled> How about some Los Angeles riots?
[06:51:03] <ciri> you talking to me?
[06:52:24] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHAH
[06:53:09] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[06:53:10] <NutCraft> ^ 03Los Angeles Riots, 1992 (1) - YouTube
[06:53:14] <Ethanol-fueled> America...FUCK YEAH
[06:58:21] <crutchy> what should a .poke script do?
[06:58:45] * crutchy was thinking of making it send a notice to the target instead of a privmsg
[06:58:47] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy - ask these guys...
[06:58:51] <Konomi> I thought poke
[06:58:54] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[06:58:55] <NutCraft> ^ 03Dr. Dre - 04 - The Chronic - The Day The Niggaz Took Over - YouTube
[06:58:56] <Konomi> then i thought more and thought nothing
[06:58:57] <Konomi> ;p
[06:59:34] <crutchy> go go gadget pokey finger
[07:00:00] <Ethanol-fueled> I poke you wit' a .44 mag and you're frozen inside a body bag!
[07:01:11] <crutchy> when the US dollar crashes america is gunna be a very scary place
[07:01:45] <Ethanol-fueled> You wait too, Crutchy -- the Abbos will burn your house down.
[07:01:55] <crutchy> lol
[07:01:57] <crutchy> prolly
[07:02:11] <Ethanol-fueled> terror illustrates their error - now they caint hang around they momma cuz they scare 'er
[07:04:12] * Ethanol-fueled just realized that the ury that aquitted the King beaters was in SImi Valley
[07:04:16] <Ethanol-fueled> the Klanland of L.A>
[07:05:07] <crutchy> SI is silicon?
[07:05:12] <crutchy> whats the mi bit?
[07:05:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Simi Valley, north of L.A.
[07:05:46] <crutchy> ah
[07:07:46] <Ethanol-fueled> It's fascinating, how the Koreans formed ad-hoc militias
[07:08:03] <Ethanol-fueled> guarded their storefronts with automatic rifles
[07:09:03] <Ethanol-fueled> especially hearing the clueless White media comment on it, "that looks like a 9mm uzi, truly a disturbing sight"
[07:10:13] <Ethanol-fueled> it was beautiful because you had dorky Asian motherfuckers in huge glasses picking up guns and becoming warriors.
[07:10:50] <Ethanol-fueled> Against the backdrop of urban decay.
[07:13:00] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.democratic-republicans.us
[07:13:13] <Ethanol-fueled> It's something you'd expect to see in a third-world country.
[07:14:07] <crutchy> sun tzu wasn't american dude
[07:14:30] <crutchy> ok he wasn't korean either
[07:15:47] <Ethanol-fueled> The chinese can lie in wait.
[07:15:57] <crutchy> oh they are :p
[07:16:17] <crutchy> sleeping tiger hidden dragon all up in yo ass :p
[07:16:31] <Ethanol-fueled> We know they're interested academically in surface waves.
[07:16:32] <Ethanol-fueled> http://en.wikipedia.org
[07:16:33] <NutCraft> ^ 03Wiki: Surface wave
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[07:18:02] <Ethanol-fueled> Man, can't wait until I can get out of dodge and shoot this Christmas.
[07:18:15] <crutchy> where you off to?
[07:18:15] <ciri> out and about!! crutchy
[07:18:25] <Ethanol-fueled> imperial valley, crutchy
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[07:18:49] <Ethanol-fueled> git to shoot on private land :)
[07:18:53] <crutchy> ah
[07:19:03] <crutchy> big sandy style?
[07:19:30] <Ethanol-fueled> people do shoot out in superstition, but we have property on a riverbank
[07:19:54] <Ethanol-fueled> maybe sink a few doves, a few ducks
[07:20:24] <Ethanol-fueled> Best of all, its the remains of a large house, so it's good for paintballing too
[07:20:35] <Ethanol-fueled> like a real-life DOOM map
[07:21:52] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[07:21:52] <NutCraft> ^ 03Big Sandy 2012 Night shoot - YouTube
[07:23:24] <crutchy> ^ what homeland security is scared shitless of
[07:24:40] <Ethanol-fueled> that's nice, crutchy.
[07:24:43] <Ethanol-fueled> Got a hardon frommit
[07:25:12] <crutchy> skip to 1.40
[07:25:40] <Ethanol-fueled> can't legally own a lot of that stuff in commiefornia though :(
[07:25:57] <crutchy> texas will be home of the revolution
[07:28:03] <crutchy> the second amendment (the militia bit) is what i reckon these guys are all about
[07:29:02] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, the mistake the establishment is making is that they're getting too greedy.
[07:29:23] <Ethanol-fueled> A lot of the crap like the foreign wars would be more popular if the economy were better.
[07:29:43] <Ethanol-fueled> The question is, by the time Americans finally do act, will it be too late/
[07:29:44] <Ethanol-fueled> ?
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[07:41:19] <crutchy> america is already broke. the rest of the world is just waiting for the US military to run out of ammo
[07:41:52] <crutchy> i'm sure russia and china have been discussing the economic downfall of the US
[07:42:00] <Ethanol-fueled> errybody has.
[07:42:31] <Ethanol-fueled> All that gold repatriation
[07:43:15] <crutchy> the euro is just a bad experiment gone horribly wrong
[07:43:46] <Ethanol-fueled> seems ever since the EEUU was formed, all nations are in debt now.
[07:45:34] <Ethanol-fueled> brits are revolting against "cultural enrichment"
[07:45:36] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHAH
[07:46:24] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm waiting for those who fought valiantly for political correctness to be consisered fifth-columnists akin to Nazi collaborators.
[07:53:23] <crutchy> it sucks cos the people getting buttfucked are normal hardworking people
[07:54:57] <Konomi> what what in the butt
[07:55:01] <Konomi> nograb ~
[07:55:09] <crutchy> !grab Konomi
[07:55:09] <Bender> Added quote 280
[07:55:13] <crutchy> dammit
[07:55:54] * crutchy makes a userlist button >;-p
[07:58:39] <Konomi> you have failed at life the universe and everything
[07:59:36] <Ethanol-fueled> konomi - horseshit.
[08:01:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How Does the Brain React to Virtual Reality? Completely Different Pattern of Activity in Brain - http://sylnt.us - in-reality-it's-different
[08:05:41] <crutchy> i think that's e-f speak for "i like you too Konomi" :D
[08:05:50] <Konomi> god I hope not
[08:07:57] <chromas> we're all friends now; let's hold hands in a circle and sing praises to Soylent
[08:08:20] <crutchy> who's holding e-f's hand?
[08:08:29] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[08:08:33] <Konomi> dibs not
[08:08:37] <crutchy> lol
[08:08:37] <ciri> rofl
[08:09:07] <Ethanol-fueled> Where the fuck is the bot?
[08:09:40] <crutchy> must be sleepy time
[08:10:06] <crutchy> or it busted a nut
[08:11:21] <Ethanol-fueled> oh, that breach blowback
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[08:12:01] <Konomi> boom
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[08:13:15] <crutchy> WA has fallen!
[08:13:26] <crutchy> based on a sample size of 1
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[08:17:04] <crutchy> the tirpitz was a scary shi[
[08:17:07] <crutchy> *ship
[08:17:10] <Ethanol-fueled> WA will never fall
[08:17:24] <Ethanol-fueled> it's my ancestral homeland
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[08:17:41] <crutchy> it has volcanos protecting it
[08:18:20] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled, https://www.youtube.com
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[08:18:59] <crutchy> a single ship that scared the hell out of the entire british navy
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[08:37:48] <Ethanol-fueled> lets go shoot us some coons!
[08:38:23] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[08:47:49] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHAHA
[08:47:58] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[08:48:43] <JamesNZ> coffee-- # Shoot coffee instead!
[08:48:44] <Bender> karma - coffee: 9911
[08:48:53] <Ethanol-fueled> oy vey!
[08:50:30] <Ethanol-fueled> sod off bitchboys
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[09:58:48] <crutchy> ++coffee
[09:58:48] <NutCraft> Karma - coffee: 81
[09:59:14] * crutchy wonders how konomi is coping with the heat
[10:10:49] <chromas> caffeinated ice cubes
[10:12:25] <Konomi> I can deal with it I always worried about my pcs though x.x
[10:19:17] <crutchy> i can't believe it only got to 32 here. it felt like 40 at one point
[10:19:22] <crutchy> sticky heat
[10:55:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Golden Fleece may have Basis in Fact - http://sylnt.us - Medea-literacy
[11:08:20] <crutchy> finally caved and put the A/C on
[11:08:39] <crutchy> after doing some dishes
[11:12:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:12:10] <Bender> karma - coffee: 9912
[11:12:23] <crutchy> ++coffee
[11:12:23] <NutCraft> Karma - coffee: 82
[11:12:29] <crutchy> mornin
[11:12:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> tis indeed
[11:13:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> fun day today. no fishing. instead i get to spend nine or ten hours in a car
[11:14:13] <crutchy> that sucks
[11:14:24] <crutchy> city driving or interstate?
[11:15:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> interstate
[11:15:55] <crutchy> fun
[11:16:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> riding shotgun with a buddy to take his two kids back to their mom
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[11:17:12] <crutchy> only ever done one interstate trip here. nodoze were my friend
[11:18:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh man, i done the hell out of them.
[11:20:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> because you know i'm all about that coffe, bout that coffee, no tea shat
[11:21:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> at one point i was gonna just go ahead and surrender to the inevitable and be a trucker
[11:21:28] <crutchy> i remember driving along the newell hwy at 2am in bumfuck west thinking "gee if i hit a wombat out here i'm really gunna be fucked"
[11:22:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, thankfully no austrailian speedbumps here
[11:22:07] <crutchy> its not quite outback, but getting closish
[11:22:11] <crutchy> lol
[11:22:11] <ciri> rofl
[11:23:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> most we have to worry about on the interstate is a rare dog or cat for the most part.
[11:23:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> state highways and such deer and cows are occasionally an issue though.
[11:23:52] <crutchy> or bears?
[11:24:00] <crutchy> or democrats?
[11:24:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> not so much this far south and i'd aim for the democrat
[11:25:10] <crutchy> "why did you hit that man with your car?" "i was performing my civic duty officer"
[11:25:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> seen a panther once though. just walking down the side of the road towards a campground.
[11:26:00] <crutchy> ooh 'panther ate my baby' story?
[11:26:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> one could hope
[11:26:39] <crutchy> fucking hate hot weather
[11:26:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> dingos have a better ring than panther though
[11:26:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> more funny to the ear
[11:27:04] <crutchy> its barely summer and i'm already whining about a 32 deg day
[11:27:17] <crutchy> prolly gunna be spells of 40 deg days on the way :/
[11:27:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, poor you.
[11:27:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> we just got done having a really mild summer
[11:27:58] <crutchy> now you gots blizzards
[11:28:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> we barely broke 38 this year at all
[11:28:49] <crutchy> saw on the news that brisbane got pummeled with hail and cyclonic winds. i honestly dunno why they keep rebuilding
[11:28:57] <crutchy> they always get hit with that shit
[11:29:21] <crutchy> surfers paradise i guess
[11:29:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, we say the same about florida
[11:29:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> and cali with its earthquakes and hippies
[11:30:35] <crutchy> and e-f's
[11:31:14] <crutchy> you driving with young kiddies?
[11:31:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> prefer e-fs to hippies. occasionally he's sober, they're always still hippies though.
[11:31:24] <crutchy> lol
[11:31:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah. spect they'll sleep most of the way though.
[11:31:36] <crutchy> that's ok then
[11:31:52] <crutchy> long trips can be hard for kids
[11:32:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup, they got the attention span of a me
[11:33:27] <crutchy> so is 10 hours across one state? its about from melbourne to sydney here. just trying to get sense of scale
[11:34:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> bout five hours across this state and halfway across another. 50/50 on time mostly. then back.
[11:34:17] <crutchy> i guess US is similar size to straya. just more states
[11:34:25] <crutchy> ah
[11:35:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> would be ten hours to get them not quite halfway to the east coast where they live but their mom is meeting us halfway
[11:36:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://goo.gl
[11:36:48] <NutCraft> ^ 03302 Moved ( https://www.google.com )
[11:37:10] <chromas> --x for locking up when filelight runs
[11:37:10] <NutCraft> Karma - x: 4
[11:37:32] <chromas> --linux for not killing filelight
[11:37:32] <NutCraft> Karma - linux: -1
[11:38:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'what you get for playing with kde
[11:38:22] <crutchy> couldn't ctrl+shift to a different runlevel to kill it and restart x?
[11:39:17] <crutchy> or ctrl+alt or whatever it is
[11:39:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> catalyst has a nasty lockup X bug right now too though, so i can't scoff too much
[11:39:33] -!- KonomiNetbook [KonomiNetbook!~Konomi@Soylent/Users/189/Konomi] has joined #Soylent
[11:39:36] <chromas> I can but that doesn't change the fact that linux won't kill filelight when I send it a 9 which means linux had a bug
[11:40:03] <crutchy> what's filelight? is that a file browser?
[11:40:36] <chromas> It shows a pretty graph of disk usage
[11:40:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> ha!
[11:40:49] <crutchy> like conky?
[11:41:09] <crutchy> conky++ # for being kickass
[11:41:09] <Bender> karma - conky: 4
[11:41:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> conky++
[11:41:15] <Bender> karma - conky: 5
[11:41:21] <chromas> http://www.pcprofessionale.it
[11:41:24] <crutchy> even though i'm not using it atm :/
[11:41:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> chmod a-x that bitch
[11:41:50] <chromas> conky?
[11:41:58] <crutchy> ah yeah i've seen those charts
[11:42:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, filelight
[11:42:02] <crutchy> pretty
[11:42:13] <chromas> it was already running
[11:42:21] <chromas> while scanning, X locked up so only the mouse worked
[11:42:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> do it so it won't next time
[11:42:30] <chromas> which means x is broken
[11:42:32] <crutchy> killall didn't work either?
[11:42:52] <crutchy> i guess that's the same as a 9 sigint
[11:42:59] <chromas> then I went to text mode and did killall -9, sudo killall -9 etc; linux wouldn't kill it, so that means linux is broken too
[11:43:16] <chromas> bugs--
[11:43:16] <Bender> karma - bugs: -3
[11:43:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes, i'm sure it's massive consolation that it's X's fault rather than filelight's when you're locked up. make it not exec.
[11:43:20] <crutchy> i usually do "killall $name_of_process"
[11:43:34] <crutchy> usually iceweasel :/
[11:43:37] <chromas> programs shouldn't be able to lock up x unless x has a bug
[11:47:28] <crutchy> we should fork debian to remove X
[11:47:44] <crutchy> its evil and we hates it
[11:47:59] <chromas> hell yeah, crutchy! they FORCE you to have xorg as the default x server!
[11:48:15] <crutchy> i want choice to have anything except X
[11:49:05] <crutchy> so our new distro, DeblessX, will not have any package with an X in the name
[11:49:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> you should fork kde and port it to gtk for them forcing you to endure qt too
[11:49:40] <chromas> ew
[11:49:43] <chromas> gtk--
[11:49:43] <Bender> karma - gtk: -6
[11:50:05] <crutchy> and we should rewrite the kernel with mono
[11:50:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> gtk++ #it's better AND it annoys chromas
[11:50:15] <Bender> karma - gtk: -5
[11:50:46] <crutchy> and its what makes gedit the most awesomesauce editor evah
[11:50:52] <chromas> :( nothing useful in the system log either
[11:50:55] <crutchy> well, the old gedit that i use
[11:51:16] <crutchy> if they've fucked gedit maybe i should fork it
[11:51:24] <chromas> and port it to fltk
[11:51:35] <crutchy> or make one in pascal :D
[11:51:52] <Konomi> gtk-- # herp a derp how do I make checkboxes and combo boxes that work herp
[11:51:52] <Bender> karma - gtk: -6
[11:52:02] <Konomi> truestory
[11:52:27] <crutchy> Konomi, you need a good IDE for that... i can only recommend one :)
[11:52:46] <Konomi> windows.h?
[11:52:58] <chromas> :/ I think a software update took away scroll-mouse-to-scroll-less-and-stuff in terminals
[11:52:59] <crutchy> dammit i should have grabbed that herpaderpa thing
[11:53:43] <chromas> crutchy: better add grabs to exec, ones that can go back a few lines
[11:53:54] <chromas> and autofires when someone says nograb
[11:53:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, still works for me and i'm up to date
[11:54:00] <chromas> >:)
[11:54:13] <crutchy> ooh good one
[11:54:20] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: :'( then I'll just have to admit my incompetence
[11:54:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> they did fuck with /usr/bin/top though
[11:54:34] <crutchy> htop++
[11:54:34] <Bender> karma - htop: 3
[11:54:52] <chromas> htop++
[11:54:52] <Bender> karma - htop: 4
[11:55:07] <chromas> oh and Konomi, that screenshot you posted before
[11:55:20] <chromas> I see stuff like that in htop, fifty copies of the same program
[11:55:55] <chromas> no wonder the mouse doesn't work the same way. I think gdm or something is running. I can click things in htop
[11:56:28] <chromas> Konomi: for example, I have 30 palemoons
[11:56:47] <Konomi> turn off this option
[11:56:59] <Konomi> hide user land threads
[11:57:30] <crutchy> i run htop on the hypervisor at work and it showed a bunch of processes that all looked like vbox machines, all with like a gig or ram being used, but the whole hypervisor only has 12gb of ram so i knew they had to be duplicates of same info somehow
[11:57:36] <crutchy> dunno how it works though
[11:57:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> whoever was the brilliant fuckwad that changed top just made my list of people to shoot dead when i finally snap
[11:58:36] <crutchy> it was chuck norris :p
[11:59:16] <chromas> thanks Konomi :) I guess palemoon/firefox needs a lot of threads for two tabs, only one of which is loaded :(
[11:59:16] <Konomi> changed top TheMightyBuzzard?
[11:59:44] <Konomi> yeah console kit too
[11:59:54] <Konomi> I should've elaborated those were threads of the daemon
[11:59:58] <chromas> need that new consolekit replacement
[12:00:06] <Konomi> it's still a shit ton of threads for a login manager
[12:00:07] <Konomi> ;p
[12:00:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> hang on
[12:00:16] <chromas> systemd-consolekitd-replacementd
[12:00:35] <crutchy> root@debian:/home/jared# consolekit
[12:00:35] <crutchy> bash: consolekit: command not found
[12:00:39] <crutchy> :/
[12:00:45] <crutchy> i'm such a noob
[12:00:50] <Konomi> logind has all of one ;p
[12:02:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com
[12:02:30] <chromas> ooh, I like this Show Threads in a Different Color option
[12:02:59] <crutchy> ew systemd
[12:03:05] <crutchy> there's yer problem :p
[12:03:06] <chromas> systemd++
[12:03:06] <Bender> karma - systemd: -14
[12:03:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> systemd+-
[12:03:32] <chromas> oh yeah wtf
[12:03:39] <chromas> so top is trying to look like htop
[12:03:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep
[12:03:46] <Konomi> https://www.youtube.com
[12:03:46] <NutCraft> ^ 03Hong Kong. Phone Repair Service in the Street. Sham Shui Po - YouTube
[12:03:48] <chromas> but uglier
[12:03:50] <chromas> butt uglier
[12:04:03] <Konomi> eh
[12:04:09] <Konomi> when ddi that change my top doesn't look like that at all
[12:04:20] <crutchy> mine doesn't either but i'm a rock ape
[12:04:21] <chromas> mine does; just tried it
[12:04:32] <Konomi> wait are you on macs?
[12:04:42] <Konomi> cause iirc mac one had something like that
[12:04:50] <chromas> linuxctl
[12:04:57] <crutchy> topctl
[12:05:00] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard:
[12:05:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> Konomi, this week in arch
[12:05:08] <chromas> procps-ng version 3.3.10
[12:05:08] <Konomi> I'll check if there are later versions
[12:05:20] <chromas> maybe it's the ng?
[12:05:24] <Konomi> $ top -v procps-ng version 3.3.9
[12:05:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> could be
[12:05:34] <crutchy> deb prolly got it in experimental
[12:06:07] <crutchy> procps-ng version 3.3.3
[12:06:15] <crutchy> ^mine even older than konomi
[12:06:15] <chromas> crutchy: does your top do that?
[12:06:29] <Konomi> I'll see if I can get the newer one
[12:06:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> aur/procps-ng-classic "Utilities for monitoring your system and its processes (with classic top)"
[12:06:33] <chromas> oh, yours would be likonomis
[12:07:04] <Konomi> hmm I have the latest one it seems
[12:07:12] <Konomi> so it must be really damn new if it's not in unstable
[12:07:18] <Konomi> though freeze and all
[12:07:31] <chromas> Konomi: the gedit we get is gnome-ified too
[12:07:32] <Konomi> https://i.imgur.com
[12:07:39] <Konomi> evrryone ready to go cyber leo's
[12:08:01] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: http://fedoraproject.org
[12:08:01] <NutCraft> ^ 03Features/procps-ng - FedoraProject
[12:08:08] <crutchy> https://packages.debian.org
[12:08:09] <NutCraft> ^ 03Debian -- Details of package procps in sid
[12:08:22] <Konomi> i 2:3.3.9-8 testing,unstable 700
[12:08:26] <crutchy> 3.3.9-8 still looks black and white
[12:08:39] <Konomi> could be my .toprc
[12:08:47] <Konomi> nope
[12:08:53] <Konomi> guess debian hasn't caught it yet
[12:08:54] <Konomi> ;p
[12:09:07] <Konomi> tbh though it would be nice
[12:09:14] <chromas> "improved performance up to 300%"
[12:09:17] <Konomi> specially when I jump on a mac and all they have is a dated shit version of top
[12:09:24] <Konomi> maybe they'd end up with this eventually
[12:09:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, figured out some of the get it back to normal...
[12:10:03] <crutchy> htop?
[12:10:16] <crutchy> oh you mean black and white top
[12:10:47] <Konomi> TheMightyBuzzard: was it a switch or did you need to get a compeltely new binary
[12:10:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> -w on the cl and V once inside
[12:11:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> going to figure out how to set defaults. this could take some time and a man page
[12:12:13] <crutchy> -w does num of cols for me
[12:12:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> and moar coffee
[12:12:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> V and z once inside
[12:13:23] <crutchy> oh wow i can get red text
[12:13:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> also y
[12:14:20] <crutchy> shit
[12:14:20] <ciri> well flush it!!
[12:14:22] <crutchy> try A
[12:14:38] <crutchy> breaks it down even further
[12:15:18] <crutchy> h brings up a help page at least
[12:15:46] <crutchy> Z changes color mappings
[12:17:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> t a few times to get rid of the bar graph
[12:18:03] <crutchy> W to write config file
[12:18:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> ditto m
[12:18:06] <Konomi> has anyone ever tried google chrome on linux
[12:18:11] <Konomi> note I don't mean chromium
[12:18:15] <crutchy> yeah i did
[12:18:18] <crutchy> a while back
[12:18:20] <Konomi> this is there cron script for google chrome
[12:18:22] <Konomi> and it runs daily
[12:18:23] <Konomi> http://paste.ofcode.org
[12:18:24] <chromas> why would you do that
[12:18:24] <NutCraft> ^ 03Paste ofCode
[12:18:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> yays! all fixed!
[12:18:49] <crutchy> cos for a while i couldn't get a decent adblocker working for ff/iceweasel/chromium
[12:18:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> Konomi, yeah, i got it installed for web checkage
[12:18:59] <Konomi> they have no repo cause they just get the packages and send them to your package manager manually installing them...
[12:19:28] <Konomi> you have that script running on your distro now then TheMightyBuzzard ;p
[12:19:32] <Konomi> every day
[12:19:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> might but i don't think so
[12:20:00] <crutchy> konomi has entered your mind
[12:20:01] <chromas> Konomi: is that for all distros or Debian?
[12:20:32] <Konomi> probably debian
[12:20:35] <Konomi> they do rpms too
[12:20:43] <Konomi> so I imagine rpm systems have a different cron job
[12:20:48] <Konomi> well technically it's a deb
[12:21:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> arch handles pulling down new binaries when the package version is updated
[12:21:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> someone has to manually update the version in the aur or no new version for us
[12:21:56] <Konomi> yup
[12:22:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> which is all kinds of happy
[12:22:16] <Konomi> until someone fucks up an aur script and hoses you
[12:22:17] <Konomi> xD
[12:22:27] <crutchy> hosectl
[12:22:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> i could use more hosectl. ~40 and i still miss the toilet sometimes.
[12:23:26] <crutchy> the closest i can get to your top is everything except the barcharts
[12:23:31] <chromas> coffee++ # for TheMightyBuzzard's hose
[12:23:31] <Bender> karma - coffee: 9913
[12:23:35] <Konomi> sit down instead
[12:24:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> Konomi, can't be done. you're gender obligated to stand and whiz as a guy.
[12:24:14] <crutchy> i'm a sitter. pissing all over the place is kinda uncivilized
[12:24:16] <Konomi> actually in germany most guys sit
[12:24:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> they also make some really awful porn. there is a high correlation.
[12:24:48] <Konomi> http://www.theguardian.com
[12:24:48] <crutchy> lmao
[12:24:49] <NutCraft> ^ 03Unthinkable? Having a sit down | Editorial | Comment is free | The Guardian
[12:25:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> rather just mop when necessary
[12:25:53] <Konomi> gross ~
[12:25:57] <chromas> the correct compromise is to sit down but aim across the room
[12:26:03] <crutchy> hahah
[12:26:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> or whiz while showering
[12:26:11] <Konomi> never use chromas' toilet just hold
[12:26:16] <crutchy> or do what butters does and sit backwards
[12:26:26] <crutchy> cos then you can put your drawings on the cistern
[12:26:29] <chromas> Konomi: why not? it's clean. The floor's what you have to watch out for
[12:26:42] <Konomi> actually you spray a fine mist of urine everywhere if you stand
[12:26:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> come to think of it, i'm in oklahoma. i could whiz off the back porch.
[12:26:51] <Konomi> reguardless of how well you aim
[12:27:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> you do if you flush with the lid open as well
[12:27:09] * Konomi nods
[12:27:10] <crutchy> lol. just gotta watch out for them tornadas whipping it back in yer face
[12:27:36] <chromas> a different kind of shooting in oklahoma
[12:27:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> which means seat up/down debate is solved via a compromise that leaves nobody happy.
[12:28:01] * chromas always puts the lid down. Lids are made to be closed
[12:28:04] <crutchy> i flush with the lid down too. crapticles are bad
[12:29:17] * crutchy gets in touch with his fenimine side as a new age thenthitif guy and all :p
[12:29:19] <chromas> <Elio19> There is another communication network that is less formal from IRC. It's a chat network and you can go there and talk about the topix
[12:29:19] <chromas> <dive-o> less formal than IRC?
[12:29:19] <chromas> <dive-o> that's possible? :-)
[12:29:19] <chromas> <Elio19> yes, the name escapes me right now.
[12:29:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think the reason we have separate, gender-specific bathrooms has more to do with the seat argument than modesty.
[12:29:20] <chromas> <Elio19> omeggle?
[12:29:22] <chromas> <Elio19> just type in devuan there and you will be connect to someone who is also interested in that
[12:29:52] <Konomi> tbh I wouldn't mind mixed bathrooms
[12:30:02] <Konomi> but a lot of guys going to have to raise their standards
[12:30:04] <crutchy> lol omeggle! lmao
[12:30:05] <ciri> hehehe
[12:30:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes you would. guys are nasty.
[12:30:12] <crutchy> they have reached a new level of stupid
[12:30:21] <Konomi> TheMightyBuzzard: yeah exception at the end
[12:30:27] <chromas> I think it's one of the newer guys
[12:30:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> you lot have way nicer bahtrooms
[12:30:49] <Konomi> ask anyone who is snuck into the opposite bathroom at a night club
[12:30:53] <Konomi> there's not much difference
[12:30:54] <crutchy> there are some manky chicks out there though
[12:31:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, when sober you lot have nicer bathrooms
[12:31:17] <chromas> women get handbag hooks. Where am I supposed to hang my bag?
[12:31:34] <crutchy> my bag goes to the girls bathroom
[12:31:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> wah wah wah
[12:31:46] <Konomi> tbh I think it's probably the trooth thing that some guy toilets have?
[12:31:47] <chromas> !grab crutchy
[12:31:47] <Bender> Added quote 281
[12:31:48] <crutchy> oh we're talking about different bags
[12:31:52] <Konomi> I guess most do
[12:31:54] <chromas> we'll just save that for later
[12:32:02] <Konomi> I'd be that'd be a major source of stink
[12:32:03] <crutchy> ehe
[12:32:12] <crutchy> i'm been smacked for that one before :p
[12:32:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, constant running water in the uber-urinal
[12:32:22] <Konomi> tbh I avoid public toliets to the max in any case
[12:32:44] <Konomi> wouldn't be surprised if I've only been in them a couple hundred times in my life
[12:32:49] <Konomi> farm life is go
[12:33:08] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, depends where you go. there's a restaurant in st kilda where the urinal has a wall screen tv
[12:33:20] <chromas> is it a touchscreen?
[12:33:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> ooooh, fancy
[12:33:35] <chromas> can't…quite…reach…screen
[12:33:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, now i wanna play don't whiz on the electric fence
[12:34:19] <chromas> (joke about streaming video)
[12:34:50] <crutchy> http://www.britex.com.au
[12:35:12] <crutchy> the one i was thinking of is different though
[12:35:30] <chromas> a little low
[12:35:31] <crutchy> i think its the one owned by sam newman
[12:35:42] <chromas> "pee on your least favorite sports team/driver/player"
[12:35:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooh, i'd better hardlink my .toprc into dropbox in case of emergency
[12:37:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, best AU export EVAR: https://www.youtube.com
[12:37:13] <NutCraft> ^ 03AC/DC - Thunderstruck - YouTube
[12:39:03] <chromas> I didn't know that song had a lyric
[12:44:05] <crutchy> back in black is pretty decent too
[12:45:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> meant the band as a whole but yeah, many good songs
[12:45:38] <crutchy> thunderstruck is awesome with a thumping sub
[12:46:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth. best background music for US football movies as well.
[12:55:04] <chromas> "Lars von Trier: Director says in interview he's worried his films won't be as good now that he's sober"
[12:55:52] <chromas> “There is no creative expression of artistic value that has ever been produced by ex-drunkards and ex-drug-addicts. Who the hell would bother with a Rolling Stones without booze or with a Jimi Hendrix without heroin?”
[12:56:18] <Konomi> I so hate endian stuff
[12:56:54] <chromas> One little, two little, three little endians
[13:02:36] <chromas> http://std3.ru
[13:22:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> bleh, kernel upgrade day
[13:22:43] <Konomi> I have my kernel held back thehe
[13:23:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> guess i could but it's a desktop box so meh
[13:24:21] <crutchy> i just ignore updates
[13:24:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> what's your ip again?
[13:25:01] <crutchy> heh
[13:25:17] <crutchy> lookup sylnt.us.to
[13:25:34] <crutchy> i do update, but only when i feel like it
[13:26:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, i'll just host my cat pictures on staff.soylentnews.org. saves having to find my favorite rootkit.
[13:28:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> ha! lurve arch. "Removing unnecessities (e.g. Debian Cron job)" in google-chrome update
[13:34:22] <juggs> .poke pokemon
[13:34:23] <exec> pokes pokemon
[13:34:44] <crutchy> oops
[13:35:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> archlinux++
[13:35:22] <Bender> karma - archlinux: 64
[13:35:35] <crutchy> .poke pokemon
[13:35:35] * exec pokes pokemon
[13:35:45] <ar> .poke mon
[13:35:46] * exec pokes mon
[13:36:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> .poke crutchyinthebutt
[13:36:13] * exec pokes crutchyinthebutt
[13:36:21] <crutchy> exec++ # for having the most pointless script in here :p
[13:36:22] <Bender> karma - exec: 16
[13:36:34] <ar> .poke cruthy in the butt
[13:36:35] * exec pokes cruthy in the butt
[13:36:39] <ar> :>
[13:36:42] <juggs> .poke TheMightyBuzzardinTheEyeAndRUN!!
[13:36:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> eggsellent
[13:36:42] * exec pokes TheMightyBuzzardinTheEyeAndRUN!!
[13:36:46] <ar> .poke foo bar baz
[13:36:46] * exec pokes foo bar baz
[13:36:54] <ar> oh, it works with normal spaces
[13:37:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> you use nbsps earlier?
[13:37:37] <ar> i used whatever i get with altgr+space here
[13:37:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh
[13:39:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;say #Soylent .poke aqu4 for the meta-bot-ness
[13:39:51] <botctl> .poke aqu4 for the meta-bot-ness
[13:39:52] * exec pokes aqu4 for the meta-bot-ness
[13:40:16] <crutchy> ~define meta-bot-ness
[13:40:30] <crutchy> ...
[13:40:31] <exec> meta-bot-ness: unable to find definition
[13:42:40] <crutchy> catch yas on the flipside
[13:51:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Taxi Medallion Prices Plummet Under Pressure from Uber - http://sylnt.us - rent-seeking
[13:54:52] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[13:54:52] <NutCraft> ^ 03Napoli, il video dell'automobilista incastrato a Cardito spopola sul web - YouTube
[13:57:35] <chromas> /nick NutCrust :D
[14:08:26] <Konomi> ~define squik
[14:08:27] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3squik: NOUN Something disgusting; nasty TMI. VERB 1) To gross someone out; 2) to kill someone - cyberpunk definition ONOMATOPOEIA Variant of squeak.
[14:08:34] <Konomi> kay
[14:22:36] <Konomi> I was thinking of being a horrible troll to google
[14:22:59] <juggs> how would one go about that?
[14:23:16] <Konomi> was thinking of enabling logging on my gmail chat account
[14:24:25] <Konomi> but I use otr
[14:24:31] <Konomi> so just be a bunch of otr encoded strings
[15:41:38] <Subsentient> https://www.youtube.com
[15:41:39] <NutCraft> ^ 03Futurama - Dumpster Juice - YouTube
[16:00:42] <Konomi> >.>
[16:29:42] <juggs> <.<
[16:52:50] <Konomi> I just thought ofg a modern test for new movies
[16:52:57] <Konomi> we rip them and put them to half dvd res
[16:53:01] <Konomi> and if we think they're good they pass
[16:53:17] <Konomi> that way it cuts out their ability to ride on shitty comptuer effects instead of story line
[16:53:43] <Konomi> justy need a name
[16:53:48] <Konomi> low res test doesn't sound that good
[16:54:00] <juggs> meh, turn them into an animated gif and attach a midi sound track
[17:25:34] <Konomi> ;p
[17:37:33] <Konomi> http://boingboing.net
[17:37:33] <NutCraft> ^ 03Pastafarian services advertised at German town limits - Boing Boing
[17:50:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Details of Ancient Roman Mining Practices Revealed using LIDAR - http://sylnt.us - Romani-ide-domum
[18:44:45] <ar> >Why are you wearing a mask? - Because my face fell off
[19:31:46] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[19:31:46] <NutCraft> ^ 03Star Wars: Episode VII Trailer - George Lucas' Special Edition - YouTube
[19:31:51] <SirFinkus> this is fucking brilliant
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[19:34:52] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Baltimore kiggin' Chargers' asses.
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[19:58:21] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> 3 weeks till christmas
[19:58:22] <ciri> 4
[19:58:23] <ciri> 5
[19:58:24] <ciri> 6
[19:58:26] <ciri> 7
[19:58:26] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> 3 weeks till christmas
[19:58:28] <ciri> 8
[19:58:30] <ciri> 9
[19:58:32] <ciri> 10 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[19:58:37] <ciri> 4
[19:58:38] <ciri> 5
[19:58:40] <ciri> 6
[19:58:42] <ciri> 7
[19:58:44] <ciri> 8
[19:58:46] <ciri> 9
[19:58:48] <ciri> 10 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[19:59:03] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Sick of work, sick of school
[19:59:16] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> sick of the chargers being down by 3 points.
[20:00:41] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Sick of not being able to afford a roof-rack because of tuition.
[20:00:50] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Sick of living like a filthy animal with no life
[20:01:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Sony's Crowdfunding Trick? - http://sylnt.us - gamble-with-someone-else's-money
[20:03:03] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> The Ravens' logo is stupid.
[20:03:23] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> It's a big, dumb-looking bird head like those birds in battletoads that cut your rope.
[20:03:49] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> and it has a stupid looking "B" in it.
[20:03:58] <chromas> at least it's not a goatse like the Oregon ducks logo
[20:04:12] <chromas> http://www.sports-logos-screensavers.com
[20:04:33] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Donald duck will always be my Ducks logo
[20:05:45] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Any duck who drowns Goofy is okay in my book.
[20:05:50] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> http://i.imgur.com [SFW]
[20:06:33] <chromas> lol
[20:06:33] <ciri> HEY! don't laugh at me
[20:08:07] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> FUCK
[20:08:14] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Chargers blew the goddamn game.
[20:08:37] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Chargers now behind 10 points
[20:08:51] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> They'd better start crapping my Tiffany cufflinks
[20:09:18] <chromas> breakfast at ef's?
[20:09:34] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Chromas, I hope you like cold pizza and lukewarm wine.
[20:09:53] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> ground beef, bacon, black olives, and mushrooms.
[20:10:00] <chromas> ew, muchrooms
[20:10:16] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> chromas, you have no respect for your earth mother
[20:10:18] <chromas> but at least it's not pepperoni or plain cheese
[20:11:09] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> and, that <heart> garlic crust </heart>
[20:11:55] <chromas> :|
[20:12:04] <chromas> I might have to go boot up some pizza dough now
[20:12:22] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> man, that garlic rust is like icing on the cake.
[20:12:35] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> for years I was one of those assholes who never ate the crust.
[20:13:01] <chromas> But now you look back on those days and hang your head in shame
[20:13:36] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> chromas, there was a time in my life when I was eating out of trash cans and dumpsters.
[20:13:48] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> I'm one of those "eat every part of the buffalo" people now.
[20:14:01] <chromas> probably out of spite
[20:14:12] <chromas> just so those other guys can't find pizza crust in the dumpster
[20:14:18] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> hahahahaha
[20:14:49] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> It's an extra few-hundred calories I can burn for energy.
[20:16:30] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> I wish I lived out near some water, where I could fish and grow vegetables for subsistence. that would rock
[20:16:44] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> processed shit is everywhere now.
[20:17:48] <chromas> I tried some canned tomato soup recently and it was gross. Soup don't need sugar
[20:18:08] <chromas> But now everything has sugar
[20:18:55] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Yeah, that's just wrong. Fruit juice doesn't need any more fucking sugar than it already has.
[20:19:04] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> and sodium.
[20:19:24] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Good gooks use spices in place of sodium, and it makes the character more complex
[20:19:36] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> er, good COOKS, not gooks
[20:20:00] <chromas> you are now thinking about asian food
[20:20:31] <juggs> I have the chinese takeout menu in my hands oddly enough
[20:23:29] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Chinese is good.
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[20:31:36] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> That's better. Chargers 20, Ravens, 23
[20:32:14] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> If the chargers pull of a last-minute cliffhanger win like they did last time, this game is officially rigged.
[20:33:12] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> The reason that professional athletes are paid so much in America is due to a court ruling decades ago, which ruled that since players are "entertainers," they deserve Hollywood-level salaries.
[20:33:16] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> take from that what you will.
[20:34:47] <chromas> Well why not? No reason to give the team owners and stuff /all/ the money
[20:35:11] <chromas> It's not like they're lowering ticket and licensing costs to something reasonable
[20:37:13] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Unfortunately the NFL is getting all touchy-feely about long-term physical damage to the players.
[20:38:06] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> The suicide of our own local hero Jr. Seau triggered it all. He deliberately shot himself in the chest so that physicians would have the opportunity to study his brain.
[20:38:56] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Specifically, the damaged caused by his playing professional football.
[20:40:30] <chromas> When they're too drain-bamaged for football they can switch to nascar
[20:41:12] <chromas> NASCAR—it's better than saying I'm drinking all day
[20:41:14] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> HAHAHAHAHAH
[20:41:41] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> watching cars drive in circles.
[20:42:02] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> and crossing your fingers for a crash like a fucking barbarian
[20:42:08] <chromas> even worse, it's just one circle
[20:42:20] <chromas> driving the same circle over and over; -1, redundant
[20:42:43] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> yeah chromas, they should have spikes randomly pop out of the track
[20:42:53] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> and the side retaining walls
[20:43:05] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> and flames
[20:43:10] <chromas> put spikes on the wheels like in Ben Hurr
[20:43:16] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Hell yeah
[20:44:03] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> they need to bring back true gladiator fights. Prisoners condemned to death, but with the option to fight to stay alive and earn conjugal visits from prostitutes.
[20:44:05] <chromas> maybe the drivers can drink too, just like the fans
[20:47:04] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> FUUUUUU, 1 yard line and 4th down
[20:47:41] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Fuck. Chorgers blew the fucking game again.
[20:52:17] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Lotta Jewelery commercials
[20:54:34] <crutchy> they also need gun tankers like on death race. just to make good tv
[20:57:07] <crutchy> ++coffee
[20:57:07] <NutCraft> Karma - coffee: 83
[20:57:26] <crutchy> getting_ready_for_work_on_monday--
[20:57:26] <Bender> karma - getting_ready_for_work_on_monday: -1
[20:57:41] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[20:57:41] <Bender> karma - coffee: 9912
[20:57:42] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[20:57:42] <Bender> karma - coffee: 9911
[20:57:53] <chromas> Poor crutchy, living in the future
[20:58:05] <JamesNZ> crutchy: Drink some tea to get ready :P
[20:58:07] <chromas> What's going to happen to us today, crutchy and JamesNZ?
[20:58:18] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> getting_ready_for_work_on_Monday = getting drunk and passing out extra early today.
[20:58:19] <crutchy> i'm about to start my first coffee
[20:58:26] <JamesNZ> chromas: I predict that the sun will rise.
[20:58:36] <chromas> too late for that
[20:58:48] <JamesNZ> I knew it! I was right!
[20:58:59] <crutchy> i'm not too worried about work. at least its air conditioned. its the 20 minute walk to work i'm not looking forward to
[20:59:04] <crutchy> fucking warm already
[20:59:10] <JamesNZ> Heh.
[20:59:14] <JamesNZ> summer++
[20:59:14] <Bender> karma - summer: 2
[20:59:51] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Chargers touchdown, score - 26(soon 27) to 30.
[21:00:26] <crutchy> chromas, i was thinking in the shower about possibly having a go at making a sort of ircd
[21:00:31] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> james, I never got to enjoy my summer. I couldn't go surfing because I couldn't afford a roof rack, and I didn't have any money to really go out of town.
[21:00:41] <chromas> crutchy: pics or it didn't happen :D
[21:01:03] <JamesNZ> San-Diego-Super-Chargers: Ah. What did you do over summer then?
[21:01:16] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> troll #soylent, drink, and beat my dick.
[21:01:56] <crutchy> might do some tests later with https://github.com on port 6667
[21:01:57] <NutCraft> ^ 03exec-irc-bot/listen.php at master · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot · GitHub
[21:01:57] <JamesNZ> Fun :P
[21:02:19] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> funny thing is, after all the holiday celebrating is done and nobody has time for fucking anything, I'll get an infusion of 4000 bucks plus a fat tax refund.
[21:02:22] * JamesNZ 's family used to go to a Rotorua resort for Christmas
[21:02:38] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> so I;'ll have probably 5000 bucks and no opportunity to have fun with it
[21:03:01] <crutchy> i'll prolly have the usual week off between xmas and new year, but thats about it :(
[21:03:01] <JamesNZ> Get yourself some late Christmas presents :)
[21:03:12] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> James - a roof-rack comes to mind.
[21:03:20] <JamesNZ> Or save up for next Christmas.
[21:03:23] <JamesNZ> Ah.
[21:03:26] <crutchy> a hooker dancing on the ceiling?
[21:03:35] <chromas> hookers also have racks
[21:04:00] <crutchy> milk tankers
[21:04:30] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> crutchy, for the first half of the year I had a shitty hatchback I could stuff my kayak up the ass of and not give a shit. It looked like a green beetle with a yellow banana sticking out of its ass on the highway.
[21:04:52] <crutchy> lol
[21:05:00] <crutchy> nice
[21:05:06] <JamesNZ> XD
[21:05:20] <crutchy> nice as in sounds awesome actually
[21:05:33] <crutchy> kayaking++
[21:05:33] <Bender> karma - kayaking: 1
[21:06:09] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> I have a bigger and nicer car now (out of necessity because the older one was starting to blow up) but it is the base model. that's good because it has a totally awesome stick-shift. It's not good because the rear seat doesn't fold down and now I have to shell out 400 bucks if I want to surf or otherwise paddle
[21:06:15] <crutchy> chuck a fishing rod and a slab of heavies in it and it sounds like the best kind of vacation
[21:06:32] <crutchy> oh
[21:07:11] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> fuck that, crutchy. What's teh point of a kayak if you're not constantly moving?
[21:07:36] <chromas> hook a fish, let it do the work of moving the boat
[21:07:42] <crutchy> heh
[21:07:49] <chromas> works in cartoons
[21:07:56] <crutchy> acme fish
[21:08:11] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> People can and do catch big-ass fish kayak-fishing in the ocean here
[21:08:36] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> It's also still lobster season
[21:08:56] <crutchy> there's prolly a few sharks around here that could pull a kayak
[21:08:57] chromas is now known as lobster
[21:09:08] <lobster> shrimp season!
[21:11:32] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> lobsters and shrimps are both fair game
[21:12:06] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> man, I love eating sea creatures
[21:12:30] <crutchy> women don't really taste like sea creatures
[21:12:43] <crutchy> did i say that out loud?
[21:14:09] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> https://www.youtube.com
[21:14:09] <NutCraft> ^ 03The Simpsons - Under the Sea - YouTube
[21:19:40] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> TOUCHDOEN CHARGERS
[21:20:05] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> winning the game by 1 point after this extra point
[21:20:17] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> HAHAHAHAH
[21:20:24] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Chargers win, get FUCKED BALTIMORE
[21:20:58] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Dumb-looking bird. What a stupid-looking bird
[21:21:21] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> The best part is that they'res 38 seconds left in the game.
[21:21:31] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> tasting Raven tears.
[21:22:14] <crutchy> better go to workipoos :/
[21:22:19] <crutchy> cya
[21:22:26] <lobster> bytectl
[21:22:27] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> later crutch-dawg
[21:24:48] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> https://www.youtube.com
[21:24:49] <NutCraft> ^ 03San Diego *SUPER* Chargers Fight Song! - YouTube
[21:24:56] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> HAHAH, the Chorgers win again!
[21:25:11] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> It's depressing enough to drive a man to drink.
[21:26:05] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Now for the packers and the patriots.
[21:32:28] * San-Diego-Super-Chargers will shower for the first time today and scoot off to the liquor store for booze and tins of sardines for dinner
[21:32:44] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Diz gun' get gud fellas
[22:01:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Social Media may not be Appropriate for Social Science - http://sylnt.us - depends-on-the-question
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[22:15:38] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Ugh, when football commercials tug on my generation
[22:15:51] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> using a skeletor action figure to sell cars to trust-find kids
[22:16:14] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> (football == handegg every Sunday and Thursday)
[22:19:54] <JamesNZ> Jeepers, this tech company I'm applying spelled 'GitHub' as 'GitHib'.
[22:20:29] <JamesNZ> applying at*
[22:23:01] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> james: it's easy to rise to the top when everybody around you is stupid.
[22:23:10] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Do it, man. Do it!
[22:25:16] <JamesNZ> Alas, almost every technically-inclined person I know is far less stupid than me.
[22:25:47] <JamesNZ> coffee-- # I blame coffee.
[22:25:47] <Bender> karma - coffee: 9910
[22:27:32] <lobster> Who says they're technically inclined? :) do it man!
[22:29:04] <JamesNZ> Well, they're all professional coders, so yes I'd say they're technically inclined :P
[22:29:15] * JamesNZ shall do it \o/
[22:29:58] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> James, have you ever worked with "professional coders?"
[22:30:47] <JamesNZ> Online, yes, personally, no.
[22:31:27] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> James, when you tell a man that his code sucks to his face, you get much more satisfaction ruining his ego
[22:31:45] <JamesNZ> :D
[22:32:48] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> I was told my code sucked by an engineer. I told that engineer, "If its such an easy problem, why haven't any engineers tacked it?"
[22:34:05] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> It's like any facebook or Twitter fucktard situation -- I hate this platform to keep using it over and over again!
[22:35:00] <JamesNZ> Heh.
[22:36:43] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> During happy-hours, engineers even taunted me -- "Sir, your code fucking sucks and it it as difficult as the asshole you are."
[22:38:09] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Their reply, after patting me on the shoulder, "Well that's why we need a whiz-kid like you to rewrite that shit with modern techniques" then walk out mumbling, "I hate everybody, they're fucking morons. "
[22:40:53] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> The truth is, I don't want to fuck them over.
[22:41:13] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> There is a companywide effort to fuck them over, one I am against.
[22:41:54] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> And specifically that effort is to standardize the hodgepodge of C/C++ test software ported to the LabView platform.
[22:42:50] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> In short, all production test software is to be ported to LabView
[22:48:05] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> so it will be easier to understand, and drive wages down.
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[23:37:01] <San-diego-Super-Chargers> http://www.youtube.com
[23:37:01] <NutCraft> ^ 03Top Gun Intro + Danger Zone - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[23:41:17] -!- mythterj [mythterj!mythterj@tonvizu.sdf.org] has joined #Soylent
[23:43:03] <San-diego-Super-Chargers> aw yeach.
[23:47:18] <San-diego-Super-Chargers> http://irc.sylnt.us
[23:47:19] <NutCraft> ^ 03SoylentNews Web IRC (Iris)
[23:47:59] <lobster> nice; now I can join irc :)
[23:50:21] <juggs> I always wondered how it was done. Thanks for the link :D
[23:50:39] <Leebert> San-diego-Super-Chargers: As a Baltimore Ravens fan, I am obligated to say "ouch".
[23:54:04] <San-diego-Super-Chargers> http://www.youtube.com
[23:54:05] <NutCraft> ^ 03Sheila E and The E Family - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[23:54:11] <San-diego-Super-Chargers> FUCK TEH RAVENS