#Soylent | Logs for 2014-11-27
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[00:00:15] <juggs> extra_duvet++
[00:00:15] <Bender> karma - extra_duvet: 1
[00:00:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "We Want Linux" Say 300,000 edX Students - http://sylnt.us - hungry-for-FOSS
[00:00:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> i really have no business drinking coffee with dinner but some times you just gotta do what you gotta do
[00:01:53] <juggs> I guess. Coffee past 3 / 4 pm would mess up my sleep. But whatever works for you.
[00:01:54] <Ethanol-fueled> That's tacky, Buzzard.
[00:02:13] <Ethanol-fueled> It's like smoking during dinner, while you're eating.
[00:02:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> i do that sometimes too
[00:02:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> plus i teach kids the pull my finger trick
[00:03:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> ima borrow the hooters motto and go with delightfully tacky, yet unrefined
[00:05:45] -!- crutchy_ [crutchy_!~AndChat30@1.156.vjp.quy] has joined #Soylent
[00:06:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyway, i can drink coffee with anything. cept pickles. pickles make it taste like shit.
[00:07:56] <crutchy_> driving_citylink_on_weekday--
[00:07:56] <Bender> karma - driving_citylink_on_weekday: -1
[00:08:01] <Leebert> There's a wide range of pickles... are you sure that none of them are compatible with coffee?
[00:08:35] <chromas> sounds like tmb needs some government funding to do a study
[00:08:36] <juggs> I think a scientific study is called for.
[00:08:47] <juggs> Kickstart it.....
[00:09:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... paid to drink coffee? i could live with that.
[00:09:05] <crutchy_> caffinated pickles
[00:09:18] <chromas> Do it under Soylent
[00:09:21] <chromas> Soylent Studies
[00:09:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> fu, ima one man show this to milk it for all it's worth. i did it as a soylent thing you lot would want in on the gig.
[00:10:09] <juggs> Reminds me - I keep getting email reminders about completing my kickstarter setup process for funding an SN volcano lair
[00:10:44] <chromas> for one hundred billion dollars?
[00:10:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, you should finish that. we could do some quality plotting there.
[00:11:16] <juggs> I don't remember the details - I kinda went cold when it started asking for bank details
[00:11:37] <chromas> First Band O' Soylent
[00:11:43] <chromas> s/d/k/
[00:11:43] <sedctl> <chromas> First Bank O' Soylent
[00:15:03] <juggs> TheMightyBuzzard, I'm not sure who would turn up to do the plotting :D
[00:15:38] <JamesNZ> I'd come :)
[00:16:18] <Ethanol-fueled> Here's a good idea: fire a shot across slashdot's bow and match them story-for story, time-for time, for a day.
[00:16:24] <chromas> coffee++ would need a protector
[00:16:24] <Bender> karma - coffee: 932
[00:16:36] <Ethanol-fueled> change the summary details enough, but still roll with it.
[00:16:41] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[00:16:41] <Bender> karma - coffee: 931
[00:16:42] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[00:16:42] <Bender> karma - coffee: 930
[00:16:54] <Ethanol-fueled> and have all the submissions approved by user "corporate_whote"
[00:17:21] <juggs> Ethanol-fueled, nooo, we long ago agreed we wouldn't follow SD
[00:17:36] <Ethanol-fueled> You guys are too civil, juggs.
[00:17:52] <JamesNZ> We're nice like that.
[00:17:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> juggs, https://www.youtube.com
[00:17:54] <NetCruft> ^ 03Do you see the light - YouTube
[00:17:55] <Ethanol-fueled> I meant it as a one-time deal, like a mockery.
[00:18:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[00:18:05] <Bender> karma - coffee: 931
[00:18:30] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled: maybe for april 1 we could do a parody mocking story for each of theirs
[00:18:31] <juggs> TMB - can't YT at the moment - on the dregs of my data allowance
[00:18:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> the band, elwood, The Band, THE BAND
[00:19:04] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, it's no good when you do it on april fools' day because all their stories are funnies
[00:19:48] <chromas> I thought slashdot was already a joke
[00:20:02] <Ethanol-fueled> good point, chromas...no point in beating a dead horse.
[00:20:16] <Ethanol-fueled> but without slashdot, who would be the common enemy to unite us?
[00:20:29] <chromas> systemd
[00:20:37] <chromas> oh wait, we're divided on that
[00:20:39] <JamesNZ> chromas++
[00:20:39] <Bender> karma - chromas: 54
[00:20:41] <chromas> poutine--
[00:20:41] <Bender> karma - poutine: -366
[00:20:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, we can all agree on hating poutine
[00:20:55] <chromas> poutine-- # our resident naysayer
[00:20:55] <Bender> karma - poutine: -367
[00:20:58] <juggs> It already united us, we need it no longer. Discard it from memory, garbage collect it.
[00:20:59] <JamesNZ> We're united in division.
[00:21:42] <chromas> juggs: I disagree on the use of garbage-collected memory management :D
[00:22:02] <juggs> such is your right
[00:22:13] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas: it's hilarious that some programs actually call the CG manually.
[00:22:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, just toss it in a heap like i do
[00:22:35] <crutchy_> scienceworks++
[00:22:35] <Bender> karma - scienceworks: 1
[00:22:36] <Ethanol-fueled> no shit, seen one myself at work.
[00:22:41] <JamesNZ> TheMightyBuzzard++
[00:22:42] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 118
[00:22:45] * Ethanol-fueled slips away to look for the source
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[00:24:01] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v Bytram|away] by juggler
[00:24:49] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[00:24:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> ack, it's a Bytram! quick, hide the blow and hookers!
[00:24:54] <Bytram> g'day all!
[00:24:54] <ciri> hi i'm happy today! :D Bytram
[00:24:59] <juggs> Bytram o/
[00:25:07] <Bytram> np; ain't used 'em before and ain'
[00:25:19] <Bytram> ain't planning to start now
[00:25:27] <Ethanol-fueled> 'Sup bro.
[00:25:54] <Bytram> crazy timne afore black friday; I'm rather knackered atm
[00:26:12] <Bytram> btw, looked in on the logs... got an idea for the name of your adventure game
[00:26:31] <Bytram> BAWB - Beginners Adventure With BAWB
[00:26:42] <Bytram> or something like it
[00:26:50] <Ethanol-fueled> It looks too much like BEWB
[00:26:58] <Ethanol-fueled> the feminists would get upset.
[00:27:00] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled: you mean not enough
[00:27:18] <Bytram> okay, pronounce it like you're from Boston
[00:27:20] <Bytram> BAHB
[00:27:37] <chromas> bewbs means you're catering to the lesbians too; what's more pc than that
[00:28:10] <chromas> (the multiplayer server could be scissord)
[00:28:17] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: question for ya about site filters...
[00:28:25] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[00:28:25] <Bender> karma - coffee: 930
[00:28:34] <Bytram> I noticed we got slammed with spam at oh-dark-thirty this am
[00:28:49] <juggs> state TZ
[00:28:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[00:28:56] <Bender> karma - coffee: 931
[00:29:00] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[00:29:00] <Bender> karma - coffee: 930
[00:29:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, whassat?
[00:29:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[00:29:02] <Bender> karma - coffee: 931
[00:29:15] <juggs> .op
[00:29:15] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o juggs] by juggler
[00:29:16] <Bytram> I dropped in a couple filters through admin, but noticed that the other filters had their slashes going-the-other-way...
[00:29:17] * TheMightyBuzzard defends coffee to his dying cup
[00:29:18] * Ethanol-fueled listens intently
[00:29:28] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[00:29:28] <Bender> karma - coffee: 930
[00:29:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, those filters
[00:29:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[00:29:31] <Bender> karma - coffee: 931
[00:29:31] <Bytram> where they should have been "/", they had had "\"
[00:29:43] <Bytram> was wondering if that made any difference?
[00:29:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Bytram, that's the Windows branch.
[00:29:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> honestly i never looked at em but they're likely to escape something
[00:29:55] <Bytram> Ethanol-fueled++ LOL
[00:29:56] <Ethanol-fueled> You need escape sequences for \\
[00:30:08] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[00:30:08] <Bender> karma - coffee: 930
[00:30:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> like \n for newline or \w for word character
[00:30:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[00:30:11] <Bender> karma - coffee: 931
[00:30:25] <Bytram> I dunno; I speak sed and awk but it's been too long since I used perl.
[00:30:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> same as sec for the most part
[00:30:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> s/sec/sed/
[00:30:42] <sedctl> <TheMightyBuzzard> same as sed for the most part
[00:30:45] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[00:30:45] <Bender> karma - coffee: 930
[00:30:46] <Bytram> http://soylentnews.org
[00:30:46] <NetCruft> ^ 03- SoylentNews User ( http://soylentnews.org )
[00:30:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> i just sedded sed. feel the meta
[00:30:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[00:30:54] <Bender> karma - coffee: 931
[00:31:09] <JamesNZ> Such meta.
[00:31:12] <Bytram> that sounds seditious
[00:31:45] <Ethanol-fueled> hey, bytram, that top link doesn't take me there. Is that one of those XSS redirects that gave me a virus>
[00:32:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, you'd honestly do better picking paulej72's brain on that. i'd hafta dig in to the ones on dev n see what you were talking about or find them in the production db.
[00:32:24] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: nod nod
[00:32:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> whereas pj wrote a lot of them
[00:32:30] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[00:32:30] <Bender> karma - coffee: 930
[00:32:31] <Bytram> thought I'd ask as you were here, just in case
[00:32:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[00:32:32] <Bender> karma - coffee: 931
[00:32:44] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: what happened to the duplicate comment filter?
[00:32:48] <Bytram> Ethanol-fueled: yeah, you probably can't see it; requires some admin privs; sorry!
[00:32:58] <Ethanol-fueled> bytram, I was just joking.
[00:33:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, should still be there. is on my vm and on dev.
[00:33:23] <chromas> but it didn't work…
[00:33:28] <Bytram> chromas: huh? I don't recall running into that one before; what's it do?
[00:33:31] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm pretty damn ignorant, but not that ignorant.
[00:33:48] <chromas> Tells you to be more original when you post the same comments as someone else
[00:33:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> you can trick it with an or similar though.
[00:33:54] <Bytram> Ethanol-fueled: yeah, you should leave it to us to ignore you ;)
[00:33:55] <Ethanol-fueled> It would be interesting to hear the technical aspects of these filters though
[00:35:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, mostly i've pared down the content filters to only what is absolutely necessary to properly escape the text for its given rendering. we do still have like goatse filters and dupe filters, though i haven't looked at them much.
[00:36:24] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: can you tell what date/time a comment filter was added?
[00:36:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> like fer instance if you need to escape double quotes because you're putting a value in to <input value="stuff here">
[00:36:39] <chromas> maybe the dupe filter could do some preprocessing, like stripping tags, spaces and really, any non-alpha-numeric characters
[00:36:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, nope
[00:37:01] <Bytram> yeah, I didnt think so, but thought I'd ask.
[00:37:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, it hasn't been looked at or touched that i know of so it could prolly use plenty of work.
[00:37:37] <Bytram> would be nice to have a count of how many times each has been triggered, and the last n date/time stamps that it was triggered
[00:37:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> wouldn't suck, yeah.
[00:38:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> would help in catching spam anyway
[00:38:07] <juggs> .deop
[00:38:07] -!- mode/#Soylent [-o juggs] by juggler
[00:38:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> .op juggs
[00:38:21] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o juggs] by juggler
[00:38:22] <chromas> and a bot would watch it :D
[00:38:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> and stay up there
[00:38:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> juggs++
[00:38:40] <Bender> karma - juggs: 41
[00:38:42] <Ethanol-fueled> I think a more effective dupe filter could check random points of the text for characters, and if you have more than like 2 or 3 in the checked indices, you could flag it as dupe
[00:39:09] <juggs> .devoice TheMightyBuzzard
[00:39:09] -!- mode/#Soylent [-v TheMightyBuzzard] by juggler
[00:39:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, likely not a bad idea.
[00:39:13] <juggs> .deop
[00:39:13] -!- mode/#Soylent [-o juggs] by juggler
[00:39:16] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[00:39:16] <Bender> karma - coffee: 930
[00:39:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[00:39:18] <Bender> karma - coffee: 931
[00:39:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> .voice TheMightyBuzzard
[00:39:25] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v TheMightyBuzzard] by juggler
[00:39:34] <juggs> :D
[00:39:41] <Ethanol-fueled> or not single points, but rather sequences of like two characters back to back.
[00:39:42] <chromas> .voice ciri
[00:39:43] * TheMightyBuzzard snickers
[00:40:05] <Bytram> chromas: cat user-comment | sed "s#<[^>]*>##g; s#[^[:alnum:]]##g" should pretty much get ya just the [ascii] text... kinda / sortta
[00:40:27] <chromas> regex++
[00:40:27] <Bender> karma - regex: 0
[00:40:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, yer fergetting unicode
[00:41:03] <chromas> strip the unicodes
[00:41:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> we gotta be utf-8-friendly nowadays
[00:41:10] <chromas> for comparison usages
[00:41:41] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: no, I'm not; hence the "kinda/sorta" but, if I'm not mistaken, the [:alnum;} should match *any* letter or number
[00:41:54] <Bytram> s/}/]/
[00:41:54] <sedctl> <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: no, I'm not; hence the "kinda/sorta" but, if I'm not mistaken, the [:alnum;] should match *any* letter or number
[00:41:55] <chromas> also should deny comments with multiple of the same link, in case mycleanpc stops by
[00:42:21] <Bytram> s/m;/m:/
[00:42:21] <sedctl> <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: no, I'm not; hence the "kinda/sorta" but, if I'm not mistaken, the [:alnum:} should match *any* letter or number
[00:42:26] <Bytram> finally!
[00:42:48] <Bytram> hmmm... I just thought of something... brb
[00:42:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> we could take all the letters, bubble sort em, compare the numbers of each to the numbers of all previous comments.
[00:43:04] <chromas> lol
[00:43:05] <ciri> HEY! don't laugh at me
[00:43:12] <Ethanol-fueled> Bubble sort! That's the one that's like taking the bong hit, hee hee!
[00:43:21] <juggs> TMB - hash the result to be sure
[00:43:31] * TheMightyBuzzard nods to juggs
[00:43:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> sha256
[00:43:52] <juggs> 512 times
[00:44:18] <juggs> wouldn't want any conflicts
[00:44:27] <juggs> >.>
[00:45:15] <Bytram> sample data: abc ÁÇÉ def șȋț 123
[00:45:34] <Bytram> s/[^[:alnum:]]*//g
[00:45:34] <sedctl> <Bytram> sampledataabcÁÇÉdefșȋț123
[00:45:34] <juggs> then store them all in an olap cube with glitter
[00:46:13] <Ethanol-fueled> No, you use autocorrelation
[00:46:31] <Bytram> more samples: abc ÁÇÉ def șȋț 123 ࠀࠁࠂࠃࠄ456
[00:46:35] <Bytram> s/[^[:alnum:]]*//g
[00:46:35] <sedctl> <Bytram> moresamplesabcÁÇÉdefșȋț123456
[00:46:38] <Ethanol-fueled> you make a time-series and cast every character to its ascii value
[00:46:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> À́ and some other shat
[00:46:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> s/[^[:alnum:]]*//g
[00:46:59] <sedctl> <TheMightyBuzzard> Aandsomeothershat
[00:47:03] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, I like your KKK hat you printed :)
[00:47:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> strips diacritics
[00:47:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, hmm?
[00:47:49] <Ethanol-fueled> À́
[00:48:06] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[00:48:06] <Bender> karma - coffee: 930
[00:48:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, i can't see what's on top in hexchat
[00:48:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[00:48:13] <Bender> karma - coffee: 931
[00:48:16] <Bytram> yeah, but for dupe-detection, original and comparator would have the same filtering applied, so would still match
[00:48:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[00:48:32] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled: if you don't see a capital A with a mark, your OS might be a redneck
[00:49:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> all i can see is that there's a mark. has a lot to do with my eyes and little to do with anything else.
[00:49:37] <Bytram> My samples were from strict ASCII (0..127), then extended ASCII (128..255), and then it went "south" when I included chars >= 0x800
[00:50:02] <Bytram> try increasing your chat program's font size?
[00:50:21] <Bytram> I'm still running HexChat with CSUR Unicode at 14pt
[00:50:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> why, i can read letters fine. i ain't from no weirdo country what uses silly marks above their letters.
[00:50:51] <Bytram> correction: Unifont CSUR 14
[00:51:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> i use 13pt
[00:51:34] <Bytram> whadda ya mean marks above their letters? They're *underneath*! --- you've got ur monitor upside down!
[00:51:52] <chromas> my marks are on the side :(
[00:52:05] <chromas> s/:/;/
[00:52:05] <sedctl> <chromas> my marks are on the side ;(
[00:52:06] <Bytram> chromas: lean your head the *other* way
[00:52:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, eh, i thought those porn folks were getting a little acrobatic last night.
[00:52:20] <Bytram> huh?
[00:52:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> makes sense if they were upside down
[00:52:45] <chromas> Bytram: 'cause they appeared to be on the ceiling
[00:52:49] <Bytram> ah. got it./
[00:53:15] <Bytram> chromas: that's what the mirror is for, at least according to "Hotel California"
[00:53:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyway, i gotta go use my bad guidance to teach a couple kids some critical thinking skills and skepticism
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[00:53:58] <chromas> I thought that was illegal now
[00:54:04] * juggs calls child protection
[00:54:44] * Bytram wonders why juggs is looking to get some help from kids
[00:55:18] <juggs> It's my last defence - the elves let me down
[00:55:37] <JamesNZ> Get the hobbits, they're tough.
[00:55:39] * Bytram tries to summon Nadre the Giant to your defense
[00:55:48] <Bytram> s/Nadre/Andre/
[00:55:48] <sedctl> <Bytram> tries to summon Andre the Giant to your defense
[00:56:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> JamesNZ, if coffee drops below 930 before i get back i'm setting coffee to ∞ in the config and bouncing bender.
[00:56:41] <Bytram> knowing my skills with those "arts" - you'll more likely end up with Paul Bunyan.
[00:56:56] <Ethanol-fueled> Andore the Giant!
[00:56:59] <Ethanol-fueled> http://finalfight.free.fr
[00:57:12] <JamesNZ> TheMightyBuzzard: Muahahahahahaha!!!!
[00:57:13] <juggs> So when is the next board meeting?
[00:57:13] <Bytram> all adore andore?
[00:57:59] <Bytram> juggs: I have no idea... don't think it was rescheduled
[00:58:41] <Bytram> and, as much as I would like to stay and chat, I'm exhausted and facing a *very* long day friday which starts late thrusday night.
[00:59:22] <Bytram> so, before I bid you all farewell, please accept my wishes for a Happy Thanksgiving!
[00:59:41] <juggs> Doesn't friday always follow late thursday :-/
[01:00:19] <Bytram> yeah, it does. But I'm not usually showing up at work at 11:30 PM on thursday.
[01:00:57] <juggs> fly my 9 - 5 butterfly, go sleep
[01:01:28] <Bytram> 9-5? Ha! no such luck; many a night I get home at 9:30/10 pm
[01:01:39] <Bytram> or need to be at work at 6am
[01:02:02] <Bytram> but, I shall flutter along and rest up a bit. best to you all!
[01:02:10] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[01:02:10] <Bender> karma - coffee: 930
[01:02:11] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[01:02:11] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[01:02:11] <Bender> karma - coffee: 929
[01:02:31] <Bytram|away> JamesNZ--
[01:02:31] <Bender> karma - jamesnz: -20
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[01:02:52] <juggs> JamesNZ++
[01:02:52] <Bender> karma - jamesnz: -19
[01:02:55] <juggs> JamesNZ++
[01:02:55] <Bender> karma - jamesnz: -18
[01:03:09] <chromas> http://www.wired.com
[01:03:10] <NetCruft> ^ 03Oops: After Threatening Hacker With 440 Years, Prosecutors Settle for a Misdemeanor | WIRED
[01:05:08] <juggs> Nothing like loading the plea agreement in a place where having a defence at trial will bankrupt you for sure.
[01:07:15] <chromas> you guys all use twitter, right? http://techcrunch.com
[01:07:15] <NetCruft> ^ 03How To Opt Out Of Twitter?s New Thing That Tracks Which Apps You Install | TechCrunch
[01:07:50] * juggs climbs up the statue of liberty and lifts the blindfold on justice... she may want to peek this way
[01:07:50] <juggs> oh wait - that's different things :D
[01:08:26] <Ethanol-fueled> Ghah hah hah...using twitter.
[01:09:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Like watching sketchyfolk walk out back saying they're going to smoke....then they fire up the rock in the lighbulb.
[01:10:02] <juggs> How would you know if you don't watch?
[01:10:22] <Ethanol-fueled> the scent of curing epoxy and drying paint, for one.
[01:12:29] <juggs> well that sounds healthy to inhale.. what is that the smell of crack or something?
[01:12:32] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[01:12:32] <Bender> karma - coffee: 928
[01:12:38] <juggs> ffs
[01:14:00] <chromas> Need a scratch 'n' sniff drug scent id card
[01:14:37] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, with popular American show Breaking Bad the baddest of trolls were the lack of them.
[01:15:16] <Ethanol-fueled> Wired or some other crap outfit did a pseudointellectual analysis on the frequency and position of physical colors during the series...
[01:16:20] <Ethanol-fueled> None of the dumb motherfuckers figured out that "Pink"man was a reference to "pink panther," a type of bathtup crank known for showing its red phosphorus component
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[01:17:14] <Ethanol-fueled> It was hilarious, a circle-jerk begging to know what the significance of the color "pink" was in the series, and none knowing (or revealing) the origin.
[01:18:13] <Ethanol-fueled> David lynch lives on in the modern era.
[01:18:39] <SpallsHurgenson> the case fan in my desktop sounds like a cricket. I haven't yet decided if it is cute or annoying
[01:19:13] <Ethanol-fueled> Spalls, that's pretty funny of you. Have you ever considered doing stand-up?
[01:27:48] <juggs> SpallsHurgenson, I can only say - Sharkoon Golf Ball
[01:32:17] <SpallsHurgenson> erm... ummm... to the Internet! Google powers, activate!
[01:33:35] <Ethanol-fueled> It's time for some christian rock
[01:33:38] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[01:33:38] <NetCruft> ^ 03GG Allin - Die When You Die (Subtitulado Español) - YouTube
[01:33:39] <SpallsHurgenson> ah... I see; fan bladess with wibbly-wobbly bibbly-bobbly surfaces
[01:33:47] <juggs> nod
[01:33:59] <SpallsHurgenson> do they provide more realistic cricket sounds?
[01:34:30] <juggs> no they just shit air without the rush noise
[01:34:33] <Ethanol-fueled> PoD was a pretty rad christian band.
[01:34:47] <juggs> shift*
[01:35:05] <SpallsHurgenson> I don't think that will help in this case. I think it's the axis that's squeaking. The desktop is pretty quiet normally
[01:35:31] <SpallsHurgenson> (honestly, when I turned it on the first time, I had to double-check to make sure I had actually turned it on :)
[01:35:35] <Ethanol-fueled> GG allin's landmark Christian rock song, "Youth of the Nation" linked above really made people thinking.
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[01:36:27] <juggs> silicone spray then :)
[01:37:03] <SpallsHurgenson> or I could just unplug it; I'm pretty sure I don't actually need that many case fans :)
[01:37:33] <juggs> ya - got to the same point with my desktop
[01:37:42] <SpallsHurgenson> except - as I said - I sorta like the chirping :)
[01:37:56] <SpallsHurgenson> it's very summery :)
[01:38:43] * juggs summons silence
[01:38:57] * SpallsHurgenson makes his saving throw
[01:39:26] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[01:39:26] <NetCruft> ^ 03GG Allin - Dog Shit - YouTube
[01:40:02] <juggs> what did you roll SpallsHurgenson ?
[01:40:17] <SpallsHurgenson> erm... umm... I made it?
[01:40:29] <SpallsHurgenson> oops, accidentally knocked the die off the table before you could see it
[01:40:41] <SpallsHurgenson> but honest, I dodged the attack :)
[01:40:52] <juggs> hmmmm
[01:41:06] <juggs> ok silence doesn't descend
[01:41:27] <Ethanol-fueled> Watching homosexuals flirt: Where's the Disney Dragon and the guy in the suit or armor?
[01:41:41] <juggs> I bet you always won at monopoly too
[01:41:41] * SpallsHurgenson has Doctor Who flashbacks
[01:41:58] <Ethanol-fueled> I need to bail from this place. I'll be banned. Saying racist things!
[01:42:11] <SpallsHurgenson> I'm not greedy enough for monopoly; I spent most of my time in Jail helping the inmates learn to read
[01:42:17] <Ethanol-fueled> fuck oh fuck bye bye bye I gotta go ignore my ip
[01:42:33] <juggs> I taught them law.
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[01:43:08] <juggs> Such a lightweight
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[01:53:49] <SpallsHurgenson> argh, Steam sucks.
[02:05:49] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[02:05:49] <Bender> karma - coffee: 927
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[02:08:05] <SpallsHurgenson> JamesNZ: didn't you get the memo? We like coffee now
[02:09:28] <JamesNZ> SpallsHurgenson: Must've gotten lost :|
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[02:10:01] <SpallsHurgenson> the new enemy us hydrogen
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[02:20:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How a Foreign Grad Student Secured IP Ownership Rights for Americans - http://sylnt.us - beware-pending-treaties
[02:24:51] <SpallsHurgenson> damn foreigners, ruining things for everyone :)
[02:27:32] <SpallsHurgenson> IP is for the rich and powerful, not commoners!
[02:37:03] <crutchy_> coffee++
[02:37:03] <Bender> karma - coffee: 928
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[02:45:11] <JamesNZ> ISBN checksums are weird.
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[02:57:30] <SpallsHurgenson> <beep>
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[03:35:05] <crutchy_> .poke everyone
[03:36:01] * JamesNZ jumps
[03:36:36] <crutchy_> coffee++
[03:36:36] <Bender> karma - coffee: 929
[03:36:50] <crutchy_> melbourne_city--
[03:36:50] <Bender> karma - melbourne_city: -1
[03:37:03] <SpallsHurgenson> sexual harrassment!
[03:37:24] <crutchy_> you know you wanted it :p
[03:37:35] <SpallsHurgenson> well, of course :)
[03:41:12] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[03:41:12] <Bender> karma - coffee: 928
[03:41:22] <JamesNZ> Ewww O_o
[03:45:48] <silverly> whats wrong with melbourne crutchy_ ?
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[03:55:43] <crutchy_> shitty traffic
[03:56:00] <KonomiNetbook> shitty country
[03:56:04] <KonomiNetbook> ;p
[03:56:15] <crutchy_> but im also not used to driving city
[03:57:33] <crutchy_> sitting in a hotel now. much betterere
[03:58:22] <crutchy_> coffee++
[03:58:22] <Bender> karma - coffee: 929
[03:58:33] <crutchy_> ++coffee
[03:58:33] <NetCruft> Karma - coffee: 69
[03:59:02] <crutchy_> karma with a capital K
[04:01:18] <crutchy_> scienceworks is ok. dunno whether it makes up for the hype but kiddies like it
[04:01:31] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[04:01:31] <Bender> karma - coffee: 928
[04:01:32] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[04:01:32] <Bender> karma - coffee: 927
[04:02:23] <crutchy_> hehe miss 5 just called a smoke alarm a smoking lama :p
[04:02:43] <JamesNZ> XD
[04:07:04] <crutchy_> http://picpaste.com
[04:07:33] <chromas> is that your view?
[04:07:57] <crutchy_> yup
[04:08:15] <crutchy_> not that great but least the weather is nice
[04:08:24] <JamesNZ> Gorgeous concrete that :P
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[04:08:35] <crutchy_> lolyeah bit like that
[04:20:10] <SpallsHurgenson> http://imgur.com
[04:20:10] <NetCruft> ^ 03imgur: the simple image sharer
[04:23:35] <crutchy_> what city is that?
[04:24:50] <SpallsHurgenson> the only REAL city :)
[04:25:23] <chromas> Oklahoma?
[04:25:27] <crutchy_> sao paulo brazil?
[04:25:29] <SpallsHurgenson> it's the one everybody loves to blow up: terrorists, nazis, giant robots, aliens... even Godzilla had a try at it :)
[04:25:37] <crutchy_> lol
[04:26:13] <chromas> shitty city
[04:26:43] <chromas> new_york-- # for pizza nazis
[04:26:43] <Bender> karma - new_york: -1
[04:28:02] <SpallsHurgenson> you don't like NY pizza, don't worry: we have all the other types too (and we make it better than theeir home cities too :)
[04:28:46] <chromas> lol
[04:29:44] <chromas> New York finger steaks—The Only Real Finger Steaks®™&©
[04:34:21] <crutchy_> apparently theres a pizza joint downstairs. it might be dinner sorted
[04:37:43] <chromas> ask SpallsHurgenson for his opinion on that pizza :D
[04:42:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Twitter to Collect List of Other Apps on Devices - http://sylnt.us - tweet-from-a-VM
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[04:44:10] <crutchy_> hmm looks like no pizza
[04:44:22] <crutchy_> it was piazza coffee
[04:44:36] <crutchy_> mr 7 read it as pizza
[04:46:14] <chromas> :(
[04:46:29] <chromas> crutchy_: that means
[04:46:33] <chromas> coffee++ lied to you!
[04:46:33] <Bender> karma - coffee: 928
[04:48:27] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[04:48:27] <Bender> karma - coffee: 927
[04:50:19] <Alberto> idetuxs otro argento!
[04:50:24] <SpallsHurgenson> now the damn cricket-fan is starting to annoy me
[04:52:02] <chromas> SpallsHurgenson: cheap cheap!
[04:52:18] <SpallsHurgenson> http://imgur.com
[04:52:18] <NetCruft> ^ 03imgur: the simple image sharer
[04:52:36] <chromas> drip a drop o' dr'oil in the um, dr'axle
[04:53:50] <SpallsHurgenson> to do that, I would have to open the computer. to open the computer, I would have to pull it out from under the desk. To pull it out from under the desk, I would have to move the bookshelf. To move the bookshelf, I would have to move the side-table. To move the side-table, I would have to move the club-chair. to move the club chair I would have to move the rolling table.
[04:54:09] <SpallsHurgenson> there is a reason it keeps chirping :)
[04:54:31] <chromas> maybe it's an actualy cricket
[04:54:42] <chromas> the fan quit working due to dust clogature
[04:54:50] <SpallsHurgenson> that's one long-lived, hyper-active cricket :)
[04:55:49] <chromas> he's working overtime to keep your cpu cool
[04:56:51] <SpallsHurgenson> come to think of it, I think last time I did open up the case I looked for the noise. of course it was silent then :)
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[04:58:17] <chromas> dust minus minus
[04:58:59] <SpallsHurgenson> more like kitty hairballs
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[04:59:05] <SpallsHurgenson> (take two shots)
[04:59:12] <crutchy_> oh noes
[04:59:19] <crutchy_> bender is dead
[04:59:45] <SpallsHurgenson> Free! Free at last! The mechanical terror is no more! We can LIVE again! Hurrah!
[05:00:09] <JamesNZ> No more decrements or increments :o
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[05:00:27] <SpallsHurgenson> I for one support the continued domination of humans by our AI overlords
[05:00:28] <JamesNZ> coffee-- # Oh well.
[05:00:28] <Bender> karma - coffee: 9926
[05:00:37] <JamesNZ> LOL XD
[05:00:38] <ciri> lol damn!
[05:00:53] <chromas> ++coffee
[05:00:53] <NetCruft> Karma - coffee: 70
[05:01:11] <JamesNZ> It's nowhere near infinity though, I am disappoint :|
[05:01:23] <SpallsHurgenson> wait... 9926 karma? somebody has been cheating
[05:01:28] <chromas> it'll be over nine thousaaaaand for a couple days now
[05:01:48] <JamesNZ> Was that a reference?
[05:02:10] <chromas> yes
[05:02:53] <SpallsHurgenson> it was 931 just a few hours ago according to the logs :)
[05:03:09] <chromas> peeking at the logs is cheating
[05:03:09] <SpallsHurgenson> [00:16:42] <Bender> karma - coffee: 930
[05:03:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> cheating++
[05:03:15] <Bender> karma - cheating: 2
[05:03:26] <JamesNZ> coffee-- # Better get started!
[05:03:26] <Bender> karma - coffee: 9925
[05:04:04] <SpallsHurgenson> coffee-- # I think I'll preface all my future comments with this :)
[05:04:04] <Bender> karma - coffee: 9924
[05:04:15] <SpallsHurgenson> coffee-- # so, how you all been doin' today?
[05:04:15] <Bender> karma - coffee: 9923
[05:04:26] <SpallsHurgenson> coffee-- # ready for thanksgiving?
[05:04:26] <Bender> karma - coffee: 9922
[05:04:31] <chromas> coffee++ doing good and you?
[05:04:31] <Bender> karma - coffee: 9923
[05:04:37] <SpallsHurgenson> coffee-- # I sure like me some turkey :)
[05:04:37] <Bender> karma - coffee: 9922
[05:04:51] <JamesNZ> coffee-- # Pretty good, got a lot of work done today.
[05:04:51] <Bender> karma - coffee: 9921
[05:04:54] <chromas> coffee++ TheMightyBuzzard should make coffee-- count for half
[05:04:54] <Bender> karma - coffee: 9922
[05:05:09] <SpallsHurgenson> coffee-- # sounds like we got some sore losers :)
[05:05:09] <Bender> karma - coffee: 9921
[05:05:19] <chromas> coffee++ then round it down
[05:05:19] <Bender> karma - coffee: 9922
[05:05:25] <crutchy_> wow wtf
[05:05:36] <Konomi> https://www.youtube.com
[05:05:36] <NetCruft> ^ 03Jurassic Park with Cats - YouTube
[05:05:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy_, cheating ftw
[05:05:51] <crutchy_> coffee has been sabotaged!
[05:05:57] <SpallsHurgenson> coffee-- # I will never trust anyone on the internet again :)
[05:05:57] <Bender> karma - coffee: 9921
[05:05:58] <chromas> kittehs++
[05:05:58] <Bender> karma - kittehs: 7
[05:06:02] <chromas> pussy++
[05:06:02] <Bender> karma - pussy: 4
[05:06:06] <SpallsHurgenson> kitty!
[05:06:13] <SpallsHurgenson> (take another two shots)
[05:06:34] <crutchy_> bewbs++
[05:06:34] <Bender> karma - bewbs: 29
[05:06:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> bewbs++
[05:06:42] <Bender> karma - bewbs: 30
[05:06:49] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[05:06:49] <Bender> karma - coffee: 9920
[05:07:05] <crutchy_> ++coffee # still authentic
[05:07:05] <NetCruft> Karma - coffee: 71
[05:07:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> was simpler and quieter than spamming up the channel undoing all the coffee trolling
[05:07:31] * chromas smells a conspiracy
[05:07:31] <JamesNZ> Indeed.
[05:07:32] <SpallsHurgenson> why is coffee-- trolling when coffee++ is not? :)
[05:07:40] <chromas> tuna_scent_for_no_reason--
[05:07:40] <Bender> karma - tuna_scent_for_no_reason: -1
[05:07:48] <JamesNZ> Cause the memo said so :P
[05:08:01] <SpallsHurgenson> damn that memo! whose idea was that anyway?
[05:08:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause coffee++ is lurve. coffee-- is either a mental condition or just trolling.
[05:08:11] <SpallsHurgenson> hydrogen--
[05:08:11] <Bender> karma - hydrogen: -1
[05:08:13] <crutchy_> pussy_with_tuna_scent++
[05:08:13] <Bender> karma - pussy_with_tuna_scent: 1
[05:08:17] <chromas> it's trolling unless you're actually pouring coffee out onto the floor
[05:08:20] <JamesNZ> coffee-- # Definitely mental.
[05:08:20] <Bender> karma - coffee: 9919
[05:08:48] <SpallsHurgenson> I've poured coffee out on the floor. well, okay, outside on the ground but its floorish :)
[05:09:01] * SpallsHurgenson didn't want that foul stuff stinkin' up the house :)
[05:10:03] * Konomi mows and chases people around the channel
[05:10:07] <chromas> oh yeah, it can totally be outside in the dirt or in your neighbor's house
[05:10:29] <chromas> kittyctl start pouncin'
[05:10:33] <SpallsHurgenson> http://imgur.com
[05:10:34] <NetCruft> ^ 03imgur: the simple image sharer
[05:11:28] <chromas> it suddenly got bright at Spalls' house
[05:13:00] <SpallsHurgenson> I moved the sun; I hope nobody minds. You weren't using it, were you?
[05:13:21] <JamesNZ> I was!
[05:13:22] <SpallsHurgenson> goose-on-a-bush http://imgur.com
[05:13:23] <NetCruft> ^ 03imgur: the simple image sharer
[05:14:53] <Konomi> https://imgur.com
[05:14:53] <NetCruft> ^ 03Department of Mental Hygiene - Imgur
[05:14:56] <Konomi> creepy
[05:15:58] <SpallsHurgenson> what else would you call the brainwashing department?
[05:19:35] <crutchy_> department of soap between the ears
[05:21:43] <crutchy_> ++coffee
[05:21:43] <NetCruft> Karma - coffee: 72
[05:22:09] <SpallsHurgenson> the take-two-shots photo http://imgur.com :)
[05:22:09] <NetCruft> ^ 03imgur: the simple image sharer
[05:22:40] <crutchy_> watching pussy on your computer eh
[05:22:48] <chromas> SpallsHurgenson: Vista? Really?
[05:22:52] <chromas> :D
[05:23:12] <SpallsHurgenson> its my itunes machine.
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[05:23:30] * chromas presses the cat's nose
[05:23:50] <crutchy_> is that conky running on the right?
[05:24:33] <SpallsHurgenson> seems unlikely :)
[05:24:43] <crutchy_> I'll take a photo when it gets dark here. might look better at night
[05:25:06] <SpallsHurgenson> don't remember what it is; some windows gadget. cpu, drive, network usage.
[05:25:17] <chromas> windows widgets were nifty. I modified their clock into a 24hr clock back when I had windows
[05:25:30] * crutchy_ wonders if he could see rialto and eureka from near here
[05:26:04] <crutchy_> they stopped gadgets for security reasons I think
[05:26:28] <SpallsHurgenson> they stopped supporting them and providing a "gadget store"; gadgets still work though
[05:27:06] <crutchy_> conky++
[05:27:06] <Bender> karma - conky: 3
[05:27:22] <SpallsHurgenson> gadgets themselves aren't dangerous, but because many connect to the internet through what is essentially IE, they are a potential malware vector.
[05:28:18] <crutchy_> spalls. did I mention I made all the vms at work headless?
[05:28:32] <crutchy_> stuck with virtualbox though
[05:28:43] <SpallsHurgenson> now work to do the same with all the users :)
[05:29:19] <crutchy_> lol. I'll need konomi for that. wait hang on im also a user o.0
[05:29:47] <Konomi> responsiblity--
[05:29:47] <Bender> karma - responsiblity: -1
[05:31:47] * SpallsHurgenson checks his internet traffic statistics again... I think I'm gonna pass 200GB downloaded this month!
[05:34:13] <crutchy_> damn. if you had my plan youd be about to be shaped
[05:34:29] <chromas> america++ # fuck yeah!
[05:34:29] <Bender> karma - america: 1
[05:34:42] <SpallsHurgenson> my internet is not fast, but it gets a lot of use :)
[05:34:45] <chromas> oh wait, out net's still shitty compared to other places
[05:35:08] <Konomi> just invade another country and take their net ^^
[05:35:20] <crutchy_> I would have to start watching a lot of pronz to reach 200gb methinks
[05:35:42] <chromas> we could but comcast & co would probably drown it with a bowl of kittens :(
[05:35:44] <SpallsHurgenson> Steam and GOG.com had big sales this month :)
[05:35:50] <crutchy_> considering I only recently changed up from 50gb
[05:36:03] <chromas> crutchy_: better get started then
[05:36:19] <SpallsHurgenson> but what're your downstream speeds?
[05:36:35] <crutchy_> ive been chatting like mad here. trying to keep them butes flowing
[05:36:54] <crutchy_> about 10 or so mbps
[05:37:10] <SpallsHurgenson> crutchy: I've noticed; I've been looking at #soylent stats :)
[05:37:12] <crutchy_> not awesome but good enough for streaming most things
[05:37:13] <Konomi> I have 60 gb for 8am-2am then 60gb for 2am-8am on this connection
[05:37:19] * SpallsHurgenson has about 1/10th that speed :)
[05:37:19] <Konomi> with a 100/10 mbit connection....
[05:37:51] <SpallsHurgenson> which, I feel, makes my monthly total all that much more of an accomplishment :)
[05:38:14] <crutchy_> you only have 1mbps down?
[05:38:31] <SpallsHurgenson> 1.5 on a good day :)
[05:38:57] <crutchy_> oh that sucks
[05:39:18] <crutchy_> can you still stream video?
[05:39:34] <SpallsHurgenson> my only other real option is the local TV cable company... who can't even reliably provide TV service so I have little confidence in their internet service
[05:39:54] <SpallsHurgenson> well, 480p needs buffering :):
[05:40:01] <crutchy_> yeah I dont trust pay tv
[05:40:53] <crutchy_> wow konomi you have 100mbps connection!? is that NBN?
[05:40:54] <SpallsHurgenson> telco won't do FIOS at all here. and no other DSL provider can promise anything faster.
[05:41:16] <SpallsHurgenson> so I survive on patience and no data caps :)
[05:41:49] <crutchy_> you prollly get bit cheaper though
[05:42:33] <SpallsHurgenson> considering what I am getting, I wouldn't call what I'm paying "cheap"
[05:43:04] <crutchy_> shit apparently my net plan is 250gb
[05:43:05] <ciri> shit? where is it? so noone steps in it!!!
[05:43:19] <SpallsHurgenson> you da shit, ciri!
[05:43:45] <crutchy_> $60/month
[05:44:13] <crutchy_> I think its cheaper than telstra, thats a pretty low bar
[05:44:18] <SpallsHurgenson> yeah, but how much is that in real money?
[05:44:37] <SpallsHurgenson> (you know, Canadian dollars?)
[05:44:45] <crutchy_> um. maybe $50 odd usd
[05:44:49] <crutchy_> I dunno
[05:45:12] <crutchy_> I think ozzie is about 90 odd us cents atm
[05:45:51] <crutchy_> I think our fed is trying to scare it lower again
[05:47:09] <SpallsHurgenson> on a dollar-per-Mbps rate, I'm paying over 4.5 times what you are :)
[05:48:14] <Konomi> crutchy_: cable provider
[05:48:18] <Konomi> from like the 90s
[05:48:28] <SpallsHurgenson> still, it's not too bad. It only /really/ gets annoying when more than one person (or computer) wants to use the internet
[05:48:29] <crutchy_> I thought aussie internet was still in the stone age though :/
[05:48:40] <Konomi> it's a small exception
[05:48:59] <Konomi> https://en.wikipedia.org
[05:48:59] <NetCruft> ^ 03Wiki: Neighbourhood Cable
[05:49:12] <crutchy_> yeah thats some pretty awesome d.o.s. capacity konomi :p
[05:49:17] <SpallsHurgenson> unfortunately, with at least four PCs online (and often double that) at any one time, there's a pretty good chance ONE of them is sucking down bytes for updates at anytime :)
[05:49:27] <Konomi> they had a good vision of the future
[05:49:33] <Konomi> but they ultimately got suckd up by iinet
[05:50:03] <crutchy_> iinet++ # for showing mpaa the door
[05:50:03] <Bender> karma - iinet: 4
[05:50:10] <Konomi> iinet--
[05:50:10] <Bender> karma - iinet: 3
[05:50:21] <Konomi> for fucxking stupid quotas you have to use at 2 fucking am
[05:50:44] <crutchy_> lol. is that why youre up at stupid oclock?
[05:50:53] <Konomi> because
[05:50:57] <SpallsHurgenson> on the plus side, I still have a live POTS line, which means I am one of the few who can still make phonecalls after a week-long blackout :)
[05:51:01] <Konomi> 6 hours a day for the month to use 60gb
[05:51:08] <Konomi> and 18 to use the rest
[05:51:12] <Konomi> it's freaking stupid.
[05:52:43] <SpallsHurgenson> what's "the rest"?
[05:53:04] <crutchy_> the other 60g?
[05:53:28] <SpallsHurgenson> I think I may be confused by what we are talking about :)
[05:53:50] <SpallsHurgenson> can somebody explain it with a car-analogy?
[05:53:51] <crutchy_> I think we're talking about expensive bewbs
[05:54:05] <crutchy_> that cost 60gs
[05:54:18] <Konomi> itnernet in australia is a joke
[05:54:33] <Konomi> the fcc and people in america are fighting to prevent the shit we've been enduring for years
[05:54:34] * SpallsHurgenson smacks crutchy_ "Hey, there are ladies present, so watch your mouth! They don't know anything about stuff like that!" :)
[05:54:46] <crutchy_> im pretty happy with my interwebz
[05:54:51] <Konomi> oh ho ho customer you have 20gb this month but these certain services are for free!
[05:55:06] <Konomi> just watch our stuff don't go onto that net there
[05:55:42] <crutchy_> can you get normal adsl2+ konomi?
[05:56:03] <Konomi> that is not the point crutchy_
[05:56:11] <Konomi> the point is our quotas have been shit forever
[05:56:22] <Konomi> and in the usa having a quota is an ODD thing
[05:56:24] <Konomi> not a common thing
[05:56:51] <crutchy_> would be nice if there was a 100gb plan. instead of having to jump from 50 to 250
[05:57:00] <chromas> how about a trade? We'll give you fbi raids if you give us quotas
[05:57:01] <ciri> you talking to me?
[05:57:06] <chromas> ciri: yes
[05:57:08] <Konomi> be nice if you just payed per GB at a fixed price of the top plan
[05:57:09] <ciri> when you coming back. miss ya already! ;) Konomi
[05:57:09] <Konomi> oh wait
[05:57:10] <Konomi> money
[05:57:28] <Konomi> ciri--
[05:57:29] <Bender> karma - ciri: -28
[05:57:41] <SpallsHurgenson> I don't think 250GB would be sufficient if I had more bandwidth.
[05:57:42] <chromas> most of our cell providers do their data like that
[05:57:56] <crutchy_> chromas, you already gave us the dmca so we are forever in your debt :p
[05:58:03] <Konomi> yeah our cell data is just as bad here probably worse
[05:58:06] <chromas> couple gigs of 'unlimited' then they throttle the speed to 1990s speed
[05:58:17] <SpallsHurgenson> if I had chromas's speed I'd need 2.5TB/mo :)
[05:58:22] <Konomi> they throttle shit here worse than dial up
[05:58:30] <Konomi> dial up wasn't as buffered
[05:58:40] <chromas> I don't even know what our speed is; they keep upping it
[05:58:42] <chromas> charter++
[05:58:42] <Bender> karma - charter: -1
[05:58:45] <Konomi> they'll tell your endppint they want 10gbit then buffer it down to 256kbps
[05:58:51] <Konomi> making the site time the fuck out over and over
[05:58:54] <crutchy_> 64k compared to 10m is like hitting a brick wall
[05:58:58] <SpallsHurgenson> I think I managed 6 or 7GB/mo on dialup. I forget the numbers, but it was impressive :)
[05:59:00] <Konomi> capped internet here is almost like having no inetner because of that
[05:59:21] <JamesNZ> Sounds drool-worthy.
[05:59:34] <Konomi> I did 15gb
[05:59:35] <SpallsHurgenson> if you give it to me, I /will/ use it :)
[05:59:44] <Konomi> 20gb is the limit for dial up if you cna get the max speedd a month
[05:59:52] <crutchy_> !grab SpallsHurgenson
[06:00:11] <crutchy_> bender?
[06:00:19] <chromas> Bender: grab SpallsHurgenson
[06:00:19] <Bender> Added quote 277
[06:00:21] <Konomi> tbh I don't mind the quota though
[06:00:25] <Konomi> I used to be on the worst dsl ever
[06:00:37] <Konomi> and being able to have a decent enough ping now is worth more than the extra 20gb
[06:00:40] <crutchy_> a 250gb quota doesnt bother me
[06:00:53] <SpallsHurgenson> I had good dialup (technically 56 but I think the actual was more like 50 or 52). Didn't use it 24/7 (only the one phone-line) but at least five or six hours a day :)
[06:00:54] <crutchy_> but cost is a little steep
[06:01:06] <Konomi> you can get 54
[06:01:11] <Konomi> even though it stresses the phone line
[06:01:13] <SpallsHurgenson> not always downloading stuff, but even webpages were significant usage in dialup days :)
[06:01:21] <Konomi> won't go into how cough ;p
[06:01:39] <crutchy_> is that with a qos setting?
[06:02:13] * Konomi np: LIGHTS - 'My Boots' Official Lyric Video [hiLHe3mkJf0] [YouTube 140 - audio only (DASH audio)].m4a :: 3.0M :: DeaDBeef 0.6.2
[06:02:25] <chromas> deadbeef++
[06:02:25] <Bender> karma - deadbeef: 0
[06:02:37] <chromas> Bender: set karma/deadbeef 9001
[06:02:37] <Bender> set <configname> <variable> <value>
[06:02:45] <Konomi> >.>
[06:03:00] <SpallsHurgenson> didn't even need to download anything naughty or illegal; just found a lot of interesting stuff that I'd queue up and look at later. Maybe. If I remembered :)
[06:03:02] <crutchy_> I dunno how aussie broadband got their exchange set up. cant imagine getting much over 15mbps here
[06:03:29] Alberto is now known as ElTacoLoco
[06:03:35] <chromas> !grab
[06:03:36] <Bender> grab <nick>
[06:03:43] <crutchy_> !set crutchy sexy true
[06:04:02] <Konomi> my humbnle bundle collection is 350gb
[06:04:06] <chromas> I guess he unbroke
[06:04:11] <Konomi> so I can justify legit usage can use plent of bandwidth
[06:04:34] <crutchy_> ~define humblebundle
[06:04:40] <chromas> plus torrenting your favorite distros and the slash vm
[06:05:13] <chromas> exec died
[06:05:19] <ElTacoLoco> Que paso mis batos
[06:05:19] <ElTacoLoco> :D
[06:05:43] <crutchy_> gota do netinstalls for each pyewta in the konomi p/l data centre
[06:06:03] <ElTacoLoco> Que onda mis cuates?
[06:06:10] <ElTacoLoco> crutchy_ como estas mi brother!
[06:06:26] <crutchy_> gday bloke
[06:06:45] <ElTacoLoco> crutchy_ que cuentas manito!
[06:06:52] <SpallsHurgenson> its never hard to find interesting things to download without resorting to the seedier sides of the net
[06:07:02] <ElTacoLoco> crutchy_ como estas?
[06:07:14] <chromas> "seedier"; I sea what you did there
[06:07:19] * Konomi nods
[06:07:21] <SpallsHurgenson> especially for a packrat like me :)
[06:07:25] <crutchy_> ElTacoLoco: das ist mein hamburger?
[06:07:25] <Konomi> spread the seeds
[06:07:36] <crutchy_> !grab Konomi
[06:07:44] <crutchy_> :/
[06:08:01] <ElTacoLoco> crutchy_ si mi amigo, vente pa los tacos! :D
[06:08:03] <SpallsHurgenson> it's like, "ooh, that program looks interesting! add it to the queue! Oooh, funny cat video! queued! oooh, free PDF about a subject I have no interest in! queued!" etc.
[06:08:19] <Konomi> mwaah ;p
[06:08:21] <Konomi> I am safe!
[06:08:30] <crutchy_> ElTacoLoco: I am a sex machine. sex machine
[06:08:36] <ElTacoLoco> SpallsHurgenson i can't help my self i do that
[06:08:49] <ElTacoLoco> SpallsHurgenson also i download whole series
[06:09:05] <ElTacoLoco> like for example StarGate SG1, then Universe then ATlantis plus movies and so on with others =/
[06:09:13] <Konomi> crazy taco run for it!
[06:09:17] <SpallsHurgenson> and then - god help me - I ARCHIVE it all to disk! Forget my bandwidth issues; I have STORAGE issues
[06:09:33] <crutchy_> $burrito ElTacoLoco
[06:09:33] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at ElTacoLoco
[06:09:49] <ElTacoLoco> SpallsHurgenson how much storage you have?
[06:09:55] <crutchy_> $burrito aqu4
[06:09:56] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at crutchy_
[06:10:16] <SpallsHurgenson> on the plus side, I can get you a copy of Opera v3.21 if you need :)
[06:10:21] <Konomi> I have um
[06:10:24] <crutchy_> $burrito Subsentient
[06:10:24] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at Subsentient
[06:10:28] <crutchy_> hehe
[06:10:34] <Konomi> $ inxi -D
[06:10:34] <Konomi> Drives: HDD Total Size: 4991.0GB (61.0% used)
[06:10:38] <Konomi> 5tb I guess
[06:10:58] <ElTacoLoco> i have 3x2 TB Caviar Black
[06:10:59] * Konomi pets her bank of usb 2 hard drives
[06:11:13] <ElTacoLoco> and a USD 2 TB external plus a 512 SSD for my OS
[06:11:19] * Subsentient eats the burrito, digests it for half an hour, and then regurgitates it on crutchy_'s scalp
[06:11:31] <crutchy_> I gots 5tb but 4 of them are raid 1 so only really gots 2tb
[06:11:41] <ElTacoLoco> i plan to move to the new WD disk's
[06:11:50] <SpallsHurgenson> erm... 10TB? I forget the drive sizes. That's just the archives, mind you, not the local drives :)
[06:11:50] <ElTacoLoco> i hope will be 4x6 TB
[06:11:51] <ElTacoLoco> :D
[06:12:12] <crutchy_> and my raid backup usb is sitting on top of the raid for extra protection :p
[06:12:51] <Konomi> takes more than 10tb to get into mordor!
[06:12:53] <ElTacoLoco> or this ones http://www.wdc.com
[06:12:54] <NetCruft> ^ 03WD Black | Desktop 3.5-inch Hard Drives
[06:13:06] <SpallsHurgenson> I need to upgrade a couple of 'em, they are getting full. Looking at those 4TB drives. But fotta double everything, for backups
[06:13:07] <ElTacoLoco> 6x4 TB is a good option too
[06:13:11] <ElTacoLoco> the issue is the backups
[06:13:12] <SpallsHurgenson> s/fotta/gotta/
[06:13:12] <sedctl> <SpallsHurgenson> I need to upgrade a couple of 'em, they are getting full. Looking at those 4TB drives. But gotta double everything, for backups
[06:13:19] <crutchy_> im not diskist. so if one of my disks die in a fire they all die
[06:13:41] <ElTacoLoco> sup Subsentient!
[06:14:01] <Subsentient> ElTacoLoco: Gerbils.
[06:14:09] <Subsentient> http://moepp.universe2.us
[06:14:10] <NetCruft> ^ 03MOEPP Clan - Manufactured on equipment which processes peanuts
[06:14:12] <SpallsHurgenson> who wants a copy of netscape 3.04Gold? :)
[06:14:17] <crutchy_> !fight batman vs chuck norris
[06:14:18] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: batman beats chuck norris by 210,000,000 to 31,700,000!
[06:14:30] <crutchy_> pfft must be flawed
[06:14:45] <crutchy_> nobody beats chuck norris
[06:14:48] <chromas> chuck norris went to the dark side
[06:15:05] <SpallsHurgenson> hmmm.... my Star Office archive seems to be missing; did I delete it?
[06:15:08] <chromas> !fight bruce schneier vs chuck norris
[06:15:09] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: chuck norris beats bruce schneier by 31,700,000 to 485,000!
[06:15:14] <chromas> :(
[06:15:23] <crutchy_> maybe chuck norris beat himself up before fighting batman
[06:15:39] <SpallsHurgenson> !fight chuck norris vs chuck norris
[06:15:40] <ciri> Google.com/intl/en could not determine the winner. chuck norris ties chuck norris with 31,700,000 results.
[06:15:44] <crutchy_> but then he would still win. just by a smaller margin
[06:16:00] <SpallsHurgenson> damn, I was hoping for a universe-destroying paradox
[06:16:40] <chromas> if chuck norris could fight himself, he would also divide by zero
[06:16:42] <crutchy_> or an implosion of all google servers
[06:16:56] * SpallsHurgenson mopes, "I /never/ get a universe-destroying paradox!"
[06:17:19] <Konomi> that's because I got tired of cleaning up your messes >.<
[06:17:23] <crutchy_> from chuck norris retribution
[06:17:52] <SpallsHurgenson> I always put the universe back together when I'm done... mostly
[06:18:44] <ar> disk space, eh?
[06:19:10] <SpallsHurgenson> ar: what aboot it?
[06:19:12] <ar> # zpool list
[06:19:12] <ar> NAME SIZE ALLOC FREE FRAG CAP DEDUP HEALTH ALTROOT
[06:19:12] <ar> amanojaku 5.44T 3.68T 1.75T 0% 67% 1.04x ONLINE -
[06:19:31] <ar> (raid10 out of 4×3T drives)
[06:19:35] <Konomi> SpallsHurgenson: forgetting the sun isn't what I'd call mostly >.<
[06:20:18] <ar> if/when i hit <1T free, i'll think about replacing the drives
[06:20:22] <SpallsHurgenson> Konomi: it was just that once a few thousand years ago, and nobody noticed except some guys in the middle eastern deserts
[06:21:19] <SpallsHurgenson> and I put it back after a day or two.
[06:22:01] <Konomi> >.< ...
[06:22:39] <ar> !fight deadpool vs storm
[06:22:40] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: storm beats deadpool by 668,000,000 to 18,600,000!
[06:23:03] <SpallsHurgenson> I'm not actually sure what >.<... means but I imagine Konomi rubbing her temples in exasperation :)
[06:23:13] <Konomi> pretty much ~
[06:23:32] <SpallsHurgenson> a lot of people seem to do that when I'm around :)
[06:24:07] <Konomi> you use windows I'd be doing that by default ~
[06:24:08] <Konomi> ;p
[06:24:45] <SpallsHurgenson> fair enough; most people do the same when using *nix :)
[06:25:02] <ElTacoLoco> What FS is recommended on Linux right now?
[06:25:25] <chromas> reiser
[06:25:41] <ar> ElTacoLoco: ext4
[06:25:53] <SpallsHurgenson> FAT32
[06:26:08] <chromas> tagfs
[06:26:14] <ar> ElTacoLoco: some brave people use btrfs. their data will be forgotten ;)
[06:26:44] <chromas> I thought the btrfs issues tended more toward space usage
[06:27:12] <chromas> snapshots etc; difficulties calculating free space for some reason
[06:27:39] <ar> ElTacoLoco: i personally use zfs on linux. it's stable and works ok, but that's not in-kernel, and due to legal/licence issues, will never be
[06:28:03] <ElTacoLoco> reiser still works?
[06:28:08] <ElTacoLoco> even with hans on jail?
[06:28:08] <chromas> :D
[06:28:40] <ar> ElTacoLoco: it still works, but it's hardly even maintained
[06:29:17] <ElTacoLoco> i use ext3
[06:29:23] <ElTacoLoco> on desk and servers
[06:29:47] <ElTacoLoco> i didnt check btrfs but is good far as i readed also zfs
[06:29:50] <chromas> use ext4—it's one more
[06:30:06] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[06:30:06] <Bender> karma - coffee: 9918
[06:30:11] <ar> "but is good far as i readed also" - my parser exploded here
[06:30:23] <crutchy_> use fsctl
[06:30:38] <chromas> coffee++ for ar's parser
[06:30:38] <Bender> karma - coffee: 9919
[06:30:59] <crutchy_> ar's parser?
[06:31:08] <crutchy_> that sounds kinda dirty
[06:31:17] <chromas> crutchy_: there us a udisksctl :)
[06:31:25] <chromas> s/u/i/2
[06:31:25] <sedctl> <chromas> crutchy_: there is a udisksctl :)
[06:32:36] <chromas> herp: /org/freedesktop/UDisks2/block_devices/sda:
[06:33:00] <ElTacoLoco> then same old fs's
[06:33:09] <Konomi> I need to convery my ntfs drives to ext4
[06:33:10] <Konomi> but lazy
[06:33:50] <crutchy_> Konomi: make a script to do it for you
[06:34:08] <Konomi> data needs to ne moved off first ;p
[06:34:09] <crutchy_> then submit it for inclusion in systemd
[06:34:36] <ar> ElTacoLoco: i wouldn't actually recommend using ext3 or ext2 with the old modules. they're also hardly maintained
[06:34:39] <crutchy_> include the moving around in your scripy
[06:34:52] <Konomi> ext3 and 2 are practically redundent do not use them
[06:34:55] <ar> ElTacoLoco: but you can use ext2 and ext3 with the ext4 kernel modules
[06:35:07] <crutchy_> or use fat16
[06:35:09] -!- SpallsHurgenson has quit [Quit: sleepy time]
[06:35:25] <Konomi> there is no reason to use older versions of ext that I can even remotely think of
[06:35:31] <ar> ElTacoLoco: that way you can keep whichever of the ext* filesystems you want, and still get the latest bugfixes and stuff
[06:36:13] <crutchy_> konomi can you use a part man to convert without movong data manually?
[06:36:29] <Konomi> eh?
[06:36:33] <crutchy_> I thought gpartman could do that
[06:36:48] <crutchy_> convert fs
[06:36:52] <Konomi> if could I wouldn't even try...
[06:37:08] <Konomi> you're likely to get a sub par formatted drive doing that
[06:37:15] <ar> hm?
[06:37:15] <chromas> Konomi: resize partition; create new one; fill it; resize; fill it :D
[06:37:20] <Konomi> note the warnings that ms used to give converting from fat to ntfs
[06:37:37] <Konomi> that'd be slower chromas x.x
[06:37:44] <ar> chromas: why not just make a backup, make a new filesystem or whatever and restore from backup?
[06:38:05] <chromas> yeah but windows used to warn you that it was going to ask for your permission to do things
[06:38:15] <chromas> vista--
[06:38:15] <Bender> karma - vista: -1
[06:38:31] <chromas> ar: that's no fun and it takes an extra disk
[06:38:52] <ar> chromas: i have a nice anyway
[06:39:28] <chromas> I don't even use filesystems; I just keep everything in ram and swap :D
[06:41:07] <chromas> just kidding. I don't have swap
[06:42:43] <crutchy_> swap was for when 8mb of ram wasnt enough for running unity
[06:42:58] <chromas> it's also where ram is dumped durnig suspend
[06:43:10] <chromas> ElTacoLoco: You can upgrade to ext4 with tune2fs
[06:43:36] <crutchy_> pfft chuck norris suspends time whole his cimputer keeps running
[06:43:41] <idetuxs> ElTacoLoco hi!
[06:43:47] <crutchy_> *while
[06:43:49] <idetuxs> g'day crutchy_
[06:43:55] <crutchy_> gday
[06:43:56] <idetuxs> and chromas
[06:44:07] <chromas> crutchy_: s/e/e(0)/
[06:44:12] <chromas> hey idetuxs
[06:44:18] <crutchy_> off to rip up the town
[06:44:22] <chromas> ~g'day
[06:44:23] <crutchy_> laterz
[06:44:28] <chromas> bye crutchy_
[06:44:38] <idetuxs> bye! o/
[06:45:17] <idetuxs> talking about filesystems?
[06:45:18] -!- crutchy_ has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
[06:45:45] <idetuxs> fun fun fun
[06:47:19] <idetuxs> coffee++
[06:47:19] <Bender> karma - coffee: 9920
[06:47:39] <ar> erm
[06:47:45] <ar> s/nice/nas/
[06:48:08] <ar> karma_rigging---
[06:48:10] <ar> karma_rigging--
[06:48:10] <Bender> karma - karma_rigging: -1
[06:48:12] <ar> tea++
[06:48:12] <Bender> karma - tea: 276
[06:48:33] <chromas> tea++ could be up there but many points were spent on coffee--
[06:48:33] <Bender> karma - tea: 277
[06:48:35] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[06:48:35] <Bender> karma - coffee: 9919
[06:50:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Why We Love to Hate Click Bait - http://sylnt.us - put-click-bait-in-the-title
[06:51:48] <idetuxs> s/
[06:52:21] <idetuxs> s/s/s?
[06:52:21] * sedctl offers ydetaxs a /
[06:52:46] <idetuxs> s/s/s?/
[06:52:46] <sedctl> <adatoxs> s?/
[06:53:21] <idetuxs> clearly I have no clue what I just did
[06:53:42] <idetuxs> s/clearly/./
[06:53:42] <sedctl> <idetuxs> . I have no clue what I just did
[06:54:05] <ar> why did it change y to a?
[06:54:12] <ar> and e to a?
[06:54:18] <idetuxs> yeap, that's strange
[06:54:20] <ar> and a to o?
[06:54:45] * ar test
[06:54:55] <ar> s/s/s?
[06:54:55] * sedctl tosses a / to yr
[06:55:01] <ar> oh
[06:55:10] <idetuxs> cooooool
[06:55:16] * Konomi np: Doctor? - Orbital - Techno - 2001.mp3 :: 5.2M :: DeaDBeef 0.6.2
[06:55:18] <idetuxs> accidentally found a bug?
[06:55:18] <Konomi> \o/
[06:55:29] <ar> idetuxs: no, that's a feature
[06:55:37] <idetuxs> hehehe awesome!
[06:56:31] <ar> s/
[06:56:36] <ar> s/s/s?
[06:56:36] * sedctl offers ur a /
[06:56:46] <ar> s/$/\/
[06:56:46] * sedctl tosses a / to yr
[06:57:00] <ar> s/$/\//
[06:57:00] <sedctl> <ur> s//
[06:57:08] <ar> huh
[06:57:51] <idetuxs> s/huh/huh?/
[06:58:22] <chromas> idetuxs: s/(.)/?\1?/
[06:58:22] <sedctl> <chromas> <idetuxs> ?h?ehehe awesome!
[06:58:25] <chromas> idetuxs: s/(.)/?\1?/g
[06:58:25] <sedctl> <chromas> <idetuxs> ?h??e??h??e??h??e?? ??a??w??e??s??o??m??e??!?
[06:58:46] <ar> chromas: s/(.)/?\1?/g
[06:58:46] <sedctl> <ar> <chromas> ?t??e??a??+??+?? ??c??o??u??l??d?? ??b??e?? ??u??p?? ??t??h??e??r??e?? ??b??u??t?? ??m??a??n??y?? ??p??o??i??n??t??s?? ??w??e??r??e?? ??s??p??e??n??t?? ??o??n?? ??c??o??f??f??e??e??-??-?
[06:58:52] <chromas> idetuxs: name-changing is part of the 'taunt' feature
[06:59:11] <ar> s/(.)/?\1?/g
[06:59:12] <sedctl> <ar> ?h??u??h?
[07:01:20] <idetuxs> forgot that
[07:01:38] <idetuxs> thought it was just last line
[07:03:19] <JamesNZ> Such regex O_o
[07:03:37] <Konomi> much wow
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[07:37:03] <crutchy_> america++ # for tgi fridays
[07:37:03] <Bender> karma - america: 2
[07:52:55] <chromas> The food hole?
[07:53:59] <crutchy_> yeah
[07:55:10] <crutchy_> hope the food is decent
[07:55:40] <crutchy_> wanna be for the price
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[08:46:28] <crutchy_> http://www.toptechnews.com
[08:46:29] <NetCruft> ^ 03Lenovo Pranks Mall Shoppers for Yoga 3 Ad - Mobile Tech on Top Tech News
[08:47:58] <chromas> ucb++
[08:47:58] <Bender> karma - ucb: 1
[08:50:23] <chromas> although the article itself seems like an ad
[09:08:06] <crutchy_> tbh I didnt read all of it
[09:10:05] <chromas> Welcome to Soylent!
[09:10:33] * chromas hands crutchy_ an rtfm hat and a tl;dr tee shirt
[09:12:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ebola Vaccine Breakthrough - http://sylnt.us - ounce-of-prevention
[09:16:48] <SirFinkus> http://imgur.com
[09:16:48] <NetCruft> ^ 03imgur: the simple image sharer
[09:16:54] <SirFinkus> I think valve is trying to tell me something
[09:17:11] <SirFinkus> I love the contrast between that and putt-putt goes to the moon
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[09:40:05] * crutchy_ graciously accepts chromas' gift
[09:46:53] <ar> https://http2.golang.org
[09:47:14] <chromas> "btw, nsa says to use aes256
[09:47:14] <chromas> if that is a bad/good thing depents on if you believe in chemtrails or not"
[09:47:23] <Konomi> SirFinkus: they're telling you spend money
[09:47:36] <Konomi> sorry
[09:47:36] <SirFinkus> well, of course
[09:47:40] <ar> chromas: chemtrails are homeopatic medicine! ;)
[09:47:45] <Konomi> they're telling your bits to spend money by the looks fo it
[09:47:55] <Konomi> slight correction
[09:48:07] <SirFinkus> I've only lost $1 the the sale so far
[09:48:14] <chromas> SirFinkus: jingle your coins—jiggles for jingles
[09:48:27] <Konomi> just shove it down valves panties SirFinkus
[09:48:36] * SirFinkus already did
[10:09:03] <Konomi> I know this may seem like herasy
[10:09:06] <Konomi> but does this load for anyone else
[10:09:07] <Konomi> https://www.facebook.com
[10:09:13] <Konomi> cause it isn't for me
[10:09:25] <Konomi> hard to see facebook
[10:09:32] <Konomi> s new terms when their fucking web page doesn't even work
[10:13:08] <chromas> worked fer me
[10:13:14] <Popeidol> loads up fine here
[10:16:20] <Konomi> doesn't load on any of my browsers right x.x
[10:16:57] <Konomi> just empty ;_;
[10:17:31] <Konomi> http://paste.ofcode.org
[10:17:31] <NetCruft> ^ 03Paste ofCode
[10:17:35] <Konomi> go facebook it's your birthday
[10:18:15] <Konomi> then it worked go figure
[10:18:27] <Konomi> oh wait that's the p3p page nevermind
[10:19:56] <Konomi> fails every time >.>
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[10:42:09] <crutchy_> .poke Konomi
[10:42:28] <crutchy_> 404 bot not found :/
[10:43:26] <crutchy_> !runbot exec
[10:44:31] <crutchy_> s/$/,8,1/
[10:44:31] <sedctl> <crutchy_> !runbot exec,8,1
[10:45:43] <crutchy_> botctl start exec
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[11:14:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:14:48] <Bender> karma - coffee: 9920
[11:21:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://imgur.com
[11:21:50] <NetCruft> ^ 03Pass the Turk..., WTF? - Imgur
[11:25:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> turkey++
[11:25:57] <Bender> karma - turkey: 1
[11:26:28] <chromas> tentsticles++
[11:26:28] <Bender> karma - tentsticles: 1
[11:30:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthurkey R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
[11:31:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - GPS Vendors Changed Hollywood Sign Location and Directions - http://sylnt.us - pointer-manipulation
[11:33:03] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: not 'urmangvetlh web vIlaj
[11:33:27] <chromas> what
[11:33:56] <chromas> well, that's what bing puts in for 'breasts'; translating back, it becomes "treason is never disgraced vilaj"
[11:35:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> bing--
[11:35:14] <Bender> karma - bing: 0
[11:39:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> hmm
[11:40:00] <chromas> bing++ # for pr0n
[11:40:00] <Bender> karma - bing: 1
[11:41:01] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: do you know what bot we're running for the wiki?
[11:41:06] <chromas> it doesn't tell me
[11:41:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> those words made sense individually but not when put together
[11:41:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> we're running a bot for the wiki?
[11:41:50] <chromas> in #wiki, we have a bot that announces changes to the soylent wiki and also does a bit of spamctl
[11:42:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, no idea really. have to ask one of the wiki guys
[11:42:26] <chromas> but when I ask it, it tells me "My source code is available at"
[11:42:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh, what's its name
[11:43:02] <chromas> WikiRC
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[11:43:46] <chromas> oh I got a reply from ctcp
[11:43:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> version?
[11:43:56] <chromas> ircbot.py by Joel Rosdahl
[11:43:59] <chromas> yeah
[11:44:05] <swiss> you should ctcp version me
[11:44:31] <chromas> nothing useful :D
[11:44:33] * TheMightyBuzzard washes his finger
[11:44:44] <swiss> chromas: did you enjoy it?
[11:45:02] <chromas> nah; no time to rtfm
[11:45:48] <chromas> heh, doing clientinfo lists the ctcp things your client supports I guess
[11:46:02] <chromas> so I guess it's like help help
[11:46:51] <chromas> web_pages_that_steal_the_slash_key_for_their_search_field--
[11:46:51] <Bender> karma - web_pages_that_steal_the_slash_key_for_their_search_field: -1
[12:33:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;klingon ciri likes to kiss all the boys
[12:33:49] <botctl> TheMightyBuzzard: loDHom Hoch kiss ghaytan ciri ( )
[12:34:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;klingon success
[12:34:48] <botctl> TheMightyBuzzard: Qapla' ()
[12:41:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;klingon your mother mates with ferengi
[12:41:54] <botctl> TheMightyBuzzard: SoS ngagh verengan ( )
[12:42:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[12:42:05] <Bender> karma - coffee: 9921
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[13:41:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FDA Starts Looking at Next-Generation Prosthetics - http://sylnt.us - thinking-about-it
[13:41:40] <Bytram> coffee++
[13:41:40] <Bender> karma - coffee: 9922
[13:41:44] <Bytram> LOL!
[13:41:46] <Bytram> !uid
[13:41:46] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 4902, owned by gewg_
[13:42:11] * Bytram wonders if that is the *real* one, or an imposter? This could get... interesting!
[13:42:18] <Bytram> ~weather Boston
[13:42:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> heya Bytram
[13:42:46] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: g'morning!
[13:42:59] <Bytram> we's gots about a foot of snow up this way. how ya doing?
[13:43:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;klingon good morning
[13:43:22] <botctl> TheMightyBuzzard: maj po ( )
[13:43:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> pretty well
[13:43:33] <Bytram> LOL!
[13:43:51] <Bytram> Happy Thanksgiving to you and all you hold dear
[13:43:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> back at ya
[13:44:25] <Bytram> I saw you replied to the post I put up on dev; I was playing around and investigating before I brought it to your attention, but you saw it before I was ready!
[13:44:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> think we may just quit using the article_link_story_dynamic
[13:44:52] <Bytram> yeah, I'm treying to understand what its purpose was.
[13:45:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> so am i and i've seen how it's used.
[13:45:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> never really saw a point in it
[13:45:41] <Bytram> ASAICT, it has to do with static page (main page -- varnish) versus dynamic page (e.g. when I view all the comments in reply)
[13:46:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> may be thanksgiving laziness but i'm in favor of just turning it off.
[13:46:40] <Bytram> maybe it has something to do with nexus's ?
[13:47:04] <Bytram> can you see how it is set on production?
[13:47:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> really don't care. we can make do just fine with regular links. they still work
[13:47:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, can even change it. needs to go through git first though.
[13:48:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> and get acked by pj really
[13:48:13] <Bytram> something is nagging at me that it might not ALWAYS be the case, but it sure seems like it SHOULD be.
[13:48:20] <Bytram> nod nod
[13:48:36] <Bytram> lemme change it on dev and see if I get a different result... back in a few
[13:49:32] <Bytram> oh, now it's zero.... did you change it already?
[13:50:22] <Bytram> tried to reply to the story, and the link in it is: http://dev.soylentnews.org
[13:50:23] <NetCruft> ^ 03404 File Not Found
[13:50:54] <Bytram> just changed "article_link_story_dynamic" to be "1" on dev.
[13:51:58] <Bytram> clicked reply on the story and still see: "http://dev.soylentnews.org/__SLASHLINK__"
[13:52:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, it's set to 1 on live
[13:52:43] <Bytram> just changed "article_link_story_dynamic" back to "0" on dev.
[13:52:47] <Bytram> will try again..
[13:53:10] <Bytram> reloading story
[13:53:34] <Bytram> before clicking reply, see the url is: "http://dev.soylentnews.org/article.pl?sid=14/11/20/1737231&tid=5"
[13:53:35] <NetCruft> ^ 03SN (dev) article: Testing Factors for Character Entity and UTF-8 fixes
[13:53:55] <Bytram> clicked "Reply" button at bottom of page.
[13:54:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, that's a bug in my article review code then
[13:55:04] <Bytram> and now when I view source for that line I see:
[13:55:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> changing the var won't do anything unless you also bounce the server btw
[13:55:20] <Bytram> So, here's a link to one: <a href="__SLASHLINK__" sect="mainpage" sid="14/11/20/1737231" sn="article" tid="5">http://dev.soylentnews.org/article.pl?sid=14/11/20/1737231</a> (which linked to the story: "Testing Factors for Character Entity and UTF-8 fixes")
[13:55:20] <NetCruft> ^ 03SN (dev) article: Testing Factors for Character Entity and UTF-8 fixes
[13:55:23] <Bytram> oh.
[13:55:26] <Bytram> ugh. :/
[13:55:55] <Bytram> me no can bounce server. I'll leave that to you.
[13:56:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod, what's it on currently?
[13:56:13] <Bytram> lemme check.
[13:56:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause it's still running like it's set to zero
[13:56:32] <Bytram> I currently see "article_link_story_dynamic" set to "0"
[13:56:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[13:56:45] <Bytram> want me to change it to 1?
[13:57:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, did and bouncing
[13:57:15] <Bytram> nod nod
[13:57:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> only worried if it does that on the article.pl link.
[13:57:42] <Bytram> yeah, that was the original indication of the problem.
[13:57:54] <Bytram> http://soylentnews.org
[13:57:55] <NetCruft> ^ 03SN comment by Anonymous Coward
[13:58:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope, not seeing a bug on an article.pl link
[13:58:37] * Bytram notes that is from the prolific systmd AC
[13:58:43] <Bytram> we're back?
[13:59:06] * Bytram reloads dev main page
[13:59:30] * Bytram opens story in new tab: http://dev.soylentnews.org
[13:59:31] <NetCruft> ^ 03SN (dev) article: SLASHLINK bug - test story
[14:00:01] <Bytram> displayed text is: So, here's a link to one: http://dev.soylentnews.org [soylentnews.org] (which linked to the story: "Testing Factors for Character Entity and UTF-8 fixes")
[14:00:15] <Bytram> view selection source shows: So, here's a link to one: <a href="//dev.soylentnews.org/article.pl?sid=14/11/20/1737231&tid=5" title="soylentnews.org">http://dev.soylentnews.org/article.pl?sid=14/11/20/1737231</a> [soylentnews.org] (which linked to the story: "Testing Factors for Character Entity and UTF-8 fixes")<br>
[14:00:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> bug appears only to be after you hit reply which means i forgot to convert slashized links for the review
[14:00:32] <Bytram> clicked "Reply" button at bottom of page
[14:00:59] <Bytram> and now, where it displays: So, here's a link to one: http://dev.soylentnews.org (which linked to the story: "Testing Factors for Character Entity and UTF-8 fixes")
[14:01:07] <Bytram> view source reveals: So, here's a link to one: <a href="__SLASHLINK__" sect="mainpage" sid="14/11/20/1737231" sn="article" tid="5">http://dev.soylentnews.org/article.pl?sid=14/11/20/1737231</a> (which linked to the story: "Testing Factors for Character Entity and UTF-8 fixes")
[14:01:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> is no biggie. not hard to fix
[14:01:17] <Bytram> yeah!
[14:01:20] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard++
[14:01:20] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 119
[14:01:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> not monkeying with it today though.
[14:02:17] <Bytram> nod nod; 'tis a good day to rest up and take note of things to be thankful for... helps carry me through the winter!
[14:02:40] <Bytram> and, with that, I needs to be getting ready for the day, dig out the car, and head off to visit relatives.
[14:02:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;issue Bytram Slashized links are not getting parsed on the new above comments story review areas.
[14:02:42] <botctl> Added Issue #388: https://github.com
[14:03:02] <Bytram> hold on... there may be one more manifestation
[14:03:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> probably several more. gotta take into account journals and polls
[14:04:05] <Bytram> k. follow the comments under: http://soylentnews.org
[14:04:17] <Bytram> ok... gtg, afk for now
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[14:04:32] <Bytram|afk> TheMightyBuzzard++
[14:04:32] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 120
[14:26:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[14:26:57] <Bender> karma - coffee: 9923
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[14:59:03] <cykros> ahh, i love thanksgiving music.
[14:59:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's not thanksgiving music, this is thanksgiving music: https://www.youtube.com
[14:59:52] <NetCruft> ^ 03Alice's Restaurant - Original 1967 Recording - YouTube
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[17:56:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++ #Good nap
[17:56:41] <Bender> karma - coffee: 9924
[18:01:44] <ar> http://www.smbc-comics.com
[18:01:45] <NetCruft> ^ 03Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
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[21:24:20] <arti> :D
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[22:26:49] <[int]> ;issue TheMightyBuzzard Need more Butt
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