#Soylent | Logs for 2014-11-23

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[00:00:06] <juggs> all rolled into one option in Hex. I don;t bother with it here as I probably should be aware to some degree of comings and goings
[00:10:29] <crutchy> gtg. see yas later
[00:10:39] <juggs> laters
[00:10:44] <chromas> bye
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[00:18:18] <chromas> lol
[00:18:19] <ciri> hehehe
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[00:21:23] <juggs> surprisingly few words beginning with "exec" :(
[00:22:27] <chromas> exec@utive.bathroom
[00:22:49] <chromas> or restroom; whatever
[00:23:04] <chromas> exec@utive.poop.chute
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[00:23:58] <juggs> Shouldn't be messing with a bloke's bot behind their back, it's not gentlemanly
[00:38:20] <FunPika> http://www.scrabblefinder.com Well, there are a few more words.
[00:38:22] <netctl> ^ 03Words that start with Exec | Words starting with Exec
[00:39:04] <juggs> ha - that was the page I was looking at. I struggled to turn them into "witty" vhosts
[00:40:17] <juggs> they're all derivations of I think 2 words execute and execrate
[00:41:39] <juggs> execute can of course be taken as either the axe swinging kind, or the executor of an estate kind - but still the humour possibilities are limited.
[00:43:12] <FunPika> We need a bot whose name is a more general prefix to play with. :P
[00:47:36] <juggs> Or just choose a random nick >:D
[00:47:49] <juggs> That would be ebil though
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[00:51:06] <FunPika> There, now we have a services bot to abuse :P
[00:52:05] <chromas> ter@dz
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[01:04:58] <SpallsHurgenson> I forgot what I was going to say
[01:05:12] <juggs> o/ spalls the toungue tied
[01:05:59] <SpallsHurgenson> oh I still talk... just not about whatI want to :)
[01:06:18] * SpallsHurgenson babbles incoherently
[01:06:30] <chromas> < /dev/urandom >/dev/mouth
[01:06:45] <chromas> just 'til you remember
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[01:07:31] <SpallsHurgenson> is that any different from what I normally say?
[01:07:42] <juggs> nfjidi8f8oihjwe[f'pkr;f[v-0
[01:09:01] <SpallsHurgenson> hey, that's my wireless password; how you get that?
[01:09:47] <juggs> um
[01:09:50] <juggs> ah
[01:09:58] <juggs> you typed it here in your sleep
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[01:14:23] <crutchy_> coffee++
[01:14:23] <Bender> karma - coffee: 940
[01:14:53] <SpallsHurgenson> JamesNZ, where are you? Coffee needs downmodding again!
[01:15:28] <chromas> on\ the\ road\ again.mp3
[01:15:44] <crutchy_> tmb might have coffee-protection-botz0r activated
[01:15:46] <JamesNZ> SpallsHurgenson: I'm on it!
[01:15:50] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[01:15:50] <Bender> karma - coffee: 939
[01:15:53] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[01:15:53] <Bender> karma - coffee: 938
[01:16:03] <SpallsHurgenson> <whew>
[01:16:07] Subsentient1 is now known as Subsentient
[01:16:16] <JamesNZ> ~gday Subsentient
[01:16:16] <crutchy_> hmm. no coffee protection botz0r
[01:16:17] * exec dexterously slides a used franger of toilet water to Subsentient
[01:16:24] <SpallsHurgenson> JamesNZ++ #doing what must be done 'cause I'm too lazy to do it :)
[01:16:24] <Bender> karma - jamesnz: -22
[01:16:24] <crutchy_> lol ew
[01:16:33] <JamesNZ> \o/
[01:16:51] <crutchy_> jamesnz has been hit hard by tmbot
[01:17:15] <crutchy_> !whodown jamesnz
[01:17:20] * JamesNZ shall rise again
[01:17:33] <JamesNZ> !whodown JamesNZ
[01:17:33] <Bender> downers of jamesnz are: TheMightyBuzzard: -26, Bytram: -1
[01:17:34] * crutchy_ kicks bender
[01:17:39] <JamesNZ> Case sensitive?
[01:17:45] <SpallsHurgenson> JamesNZ++ #nobody who hates coffee that much deserves to have such low karma
[01:17:45] <Bender> karma - jamesnz: -21
[01:17:45] <chromas> crutchy: you gots ta identify
[01:17:57] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[01:17:58] <Bender> karma - coffee: 937
[01:18:00] <crutchy_> I thought 4g was sposed to be quick :/
[01:18:07] <SpallsHurgenson> JamesNZ++ #showin' it to da Man!
[01:18:08] <Bender> karma - jamesnz: -20
[01:18:14] <juggs> Bender's drunk again
[01:18:17] <JamesNZ> \o/
[01:18:21] <SpallsHurgenson> JamesNZ++ #'cause I ain't got nothin' better to do
[01:18:21] <Bender> karma - jamesnz: -19
[01:18:39] <JamesNZ> coffee-- # Gotta earn 'dem votes.
[01:18:39] <Bender> karma - coffee: 936
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[01:19:40] <chromas> it earned most of them until trollctl started
[01:19:57] <chromas> then it was fake votes both ways
[01:20:33] <SpallsHurgenson> ah, the Diebold approach :)
[01:21:08] <chromas> it's a classic
[01:23:12] <chromas> sudo epochctl start aqu4
[01:26:45] <SpallsHurgenson> why don't they make sci-fi movies with classic evil villians? I am so tired of conspiracies and evil corporations and "we are the bad guy" stories. I want heroes shooting at the faceless goons of some evil alien empires again
[01:27:47] <chromas> it's a conspiracy by the evil corporations.
[01:30:18] * SpallsHurgenson is getting tired of antiheroes; they are so over used
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[01:31:01] <chromas> it should turn out to be the protagonist is actually the bad guy then he gets shot roll credits
[01:32:19] <paulej72> i AM the anti anti hero!
[01:32:30] <SpallsHurgenson> I know it's just a reflection of the US's view of itself in current politics (e.g., "are /we/ the evil empire after all?") but I miss being able to root for the good guy
[01:32:52] <chromas> just like we miss being able to root for the US
[01:33:04] <paulej72> but rooting is bad you might git a virus
[01:33:23] <chromas> whoop whoop whoop--wait, is this the right show?
[01:33:31] <SpallsHurgenson> chromas: don't worry, we got Putin hard at work on ousting America as the world's more prominent villian :)
[01:33:44] <chromas> we need a movie about that
[01:33:58] <chromas> all as subtext of course
[01:34:05] <chromas> not an actual Putin character
[01:34:07] <paulej72> putin would make a good bond villian
[01:34:29] <SpallsHurgenson> only if you can get him to wear a shirt
[01:34:49] <chromas> nah, that's his shtick
[01:34:57] <paulej72> there needs to be at least a pool sceen without the shirt
[01:35:03] <SpallsHurgenson> can we start calling him the Pootster?
[01:35:05] <chromas> his name is Bareback
[01:35:20] <chromas> Bareback O'Drama
[01:37:03] <chromas> http://apps.microsoft.com
[01:37:03] <netctl> ^ 03IRC Explorer app for Windows in the Windows Store
[01:37:08] <SpallsHurgenson> look what you did, chromas; you killed the conversation. nobody can top that comment
[01:37:14] <chromas> free_trial++
[01:37:14] <Bender> karma - free_trial: 1
[01:37:43] <SpallsHurgenson> yes, but Window8--
[01:37:44] * chromas whistles nonchalantly
[01:37:45] <paulej72> what there are apps in the windows store
[01:38:44] <chromas> it even has white-on-black, just like the nineteen-sixties
[01:38:45] <NightHawk> not so much apps as they are full-screen %$#@%$ers
[01:39:35] <SpallsHurgenson> I'd have been more favorable to Windows Store apps if they didn't require a log-in even for the free stuff
[01:39:51] <chromas> aren't all the stores like that?
[01:39:57] <chromas> besides the linux distro stores
[01:40:05] <NightHawk> They did one nice thing. No login needed for the 3.5gb update to 8.1
[01:40:08] <SpallsHurgenson> on controlled devices like the iphone, yes
[01:40:33] <SpallsHurgenson> but it doesn't make much sense on a PC, where I can download stuff without logging in from the internet
[01:40:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Suggestions for Init System Features? - http://sylnt.us - first-do-no-harm
[01:41:00] <chromas> I guess f-droid doesn't take a login
[01:41:08] <chromas> it doesn't have a lot either though
[01:41:16] * chromas :(s
[01:43:33] <paulej72> 3.99 fuck that shit
[01:44:14] <paulej72> irc apps should be free man
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[01:44:57] <paulej72> ^ that should be said in a hippie voice
[01:45:25] <chromas> the "man" at the end automatically set that voice in my head :)
[01:45:43] <chromas> EWrongVoice: Read it again, man
[01:46:40] <paulej72> Subsentient: good to see you if you are really here and not just a ghost in the shell
[01:48:04] <juggs> we're all ghosts in the machine
[01:48:43] <juggs> or dust in the wind... I like that that track
[01:49:53] <chromas> we are all just airborne mini-dirt
[01:50:16] <paulej72> lol
[01:50:16] <ciri> HEY! don't laugh at me
[01:51:30] * SpallsHurgenson isn't airborne
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[01:52:45] <paulej72> at least that is what the cdc says
[01:54:46] <paulej72> coffee++
[01:54:46] <Bender> karma - coffee: 937
[01:54:57] <NightHawk> make_build_install++
[01:54:57] <Bender> karma - make_build_install: 1
[01:56:42] <paulej72> config_make++ # no need for make install in you make make do it all
[01:56:42] <Bender> karma - config_make: 1
[01:59:20] <crutchy_> pj you have a big fat knob at the beginning of your nick. in andchat font anyway :D
[02:00:06] <chromas> android-- # for making it hard to change fonts
[02:00:06] <Bender> karma - android: -2
[02:00:16] <paulej72> is it my god powers
[02:00:33] <chromas> @oh yeah, there should be an at
[02:00:39] <paulej72> chromas: it must be easier than IOS
[02:00:44] <crutchy_> never thought about changing fobts. but at least it shows dogshit correctly
[02:00:55] <chromas> =poo
[02:00:55] <netctl> 💩
[02:01:12] <crutchy_> looks like a coiled up snake
[02:01:20] <chromas> is it colorful?
[02:01:24] <crutchy_> nah
[02:01:29] <crutchy_> chromatosed
[02:01:46] <paulej72> ~define fobts
[02:01:59] <exec> fobts: unable to find definition
[02:02:03] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[02:02:48] <paulej72> bad exec. you should make something up and post it to urban dictonary to make it legit
[02:02:50] <SpallsHurgenson> 27.5 teeth
[02:03:27] <paulej72> i bid 28.24 teeth
[02:03:29] <chromas> did you break one off?
[02:04:09] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: coffee??
[02:04:13] * juggs slides a cold beer TheMightyBuzzard's way
[02:04:14] <SpallsHurgenson> coffee--
[02:04:14] <Bender> karma - coffee: 936
[02:04:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, sleep in an hour or so, so no coffee
[02:04:36] <crutchy_> ~gday themightbuzzard
[02:04:37] * exec abrasively passes a cheap plastic cup of splodge to themightbuzzard
[02:04:40] <chromas> the one thing spalls and tmb disagree on in the whole wide world
[02:04:51] <paulej72> sleep is for the weak
[02:05:01] <chromas> sleep is for those who coffee--
[02:05:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> and the fisherman who's getting up at 5am
[02:05:05] <Konomi> That leaves pieces of systemd in the install but doesn't run them. I got a nice and fast boot-up into a proper system.
[02:05:07] <crutchy_> I didnt get much sleep last niggt
[02:05:08] <Konomi> That probably breaks pulseaudio, but I don't use it anyway.
[02:05:12] <Konomi> we have some really retarded commenters
[02:05:15] <crutchy_> stoopid heat
[02:05:29] <crutchy_> did you sleep kobobi?
[02:05:54] <crutchy_> you were up at like 5am or sometbibg
[02:06:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> rained nasty with thunder today so no fishing for me. gotta make up for it tomorrow.
[02:06:20] <crutchy_> touch screens make me rerarded
[02:06:36] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[02:06:37] <Bender> karma - coffee: 935
[02:07:00] <chromas> crutchy: you can complete nicks by touching the magnifying glass
[02:07:10] <chromas> touching++
[02:07:10] <Bender> karma - touching: 1
[02:07:15] <chromas> docking++
[02:07:15] <Bender> karma - docking: 4
[02:07:52] <paulej72> crutchy: are you sure it is just touch screens :)
[02:09:16] <crutchy_> im normally smrt
[02:09:25] <crutchy_> s.m.r.t.
[02:11:09] <SpallsHurgenson> Symmetrical, Metal, Reprobate and Toadfaced
[02:11:24] <SpallsHurgenson> I think we all agree that is a good description of crutchy :)
[02:12:25] <crutchy_> wow im symmetrical :-D
[02:12:34] <paulej72> i have the same issues with my ipad touch key board. especially with hitting the bottom row instead of the space bar
[02:13:13] <paulej72> pizza_burps++
[02:13:13] <Bender> karma - pizza_burps: 1
[02:13:14] <juggs> So if no-one refutes, Spalls gets to put words in all our mouths. You have a career in politics ahead of you Spalls.
[02:13:30] <crutchy_> chronas++ for the magnifying glass thibger
[02:13:31] <Bender> karma - chronas: 1
[02:13:38] <paulej72> as long as it only words i am ok with that
[02:13:39] <crutchy_> :/
[02:13:45] * SpallsHurgenson prefers to work from behind the throne :)
[02:13:56] <crutchy_> the cistern is there
[02:14:05] <crutchy_> and pipes n stuff
[02:14:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, then the wall. how do you fit?
[02:14:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> must be a midget who can fit in the cistern
[02:14:32] <paulej72> chrornas++
[02:14:33] <Bender> karma - chrornas: 1
[02:14:44] <crutchy_> toiletwater++
[02:14:44] <Bender> karma - toiletwater: 1
[02:14:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> or possibly a leprechaun.
[02:15:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> are people always after your lucky charms?
[02:15:16] <SpallsHurgenson> my guidance counselor said I couldn't be a leprechaun when I grew up
[02:15:54] <crutchy_> maybe hes the man in the toilet that makes the water flush. brother of the man in the frige
[02:16:22] * chromas looks for gold in the pot
[02:16:56] <paulej72> i just have fridge gnome to turn my light on. cant afford a human
[02:18:56] <crutchy_> /me offers chromas a light
[02:19:11] <SpallsHurgenson> I never got the fascination with the fridge light that some people have; I mean, it's so obvious how it works
[02:19:33] <chromas> thanks, churchy; it's dark and muddy in there
[02:19:47] <crutchy_> spalls. do you have kuds?
[02:19:51] <Konomi> SpallsHurgenson: you need to be more simple minded to find a fridge light amazing
[02:19:53] <chromas> wait aminute, I'm typing from a keyboard
[02:20:02] <crutchy_> s/u/I
[02:20:03] <exec> <crutchy_> spalls. do yoI have kuds?
[02:20:09] <crutchy_> :/
[02:20:16] <SpallsHurgenson> even kids can figure out the fridge light
[02:20:44] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[02:20:44] <Bender> karma - coffee: 934
[02:20:48] <chromas> when they bother to close the door
[02:20:50] <Konomi> caffeine++
[02:20:50] <Bender> karma - caffeine: 48
[02:20:54] <Konomi> \o/
[02:21:19] <SpallsHurgenson> don't even need to close the door; the button that turns off the light is pretty obvious
[02:21:40] <crutchy_> caffeine++ # cos coffee is the systemd of beverages :P
[02:21:40] <Bender> karma - caffeine: 49
[02:22:07] <SpallsHurgenson> bah!
[02:22:07] <chromas> true; kids like to press buttons
[02:22:15] <paulej72> SpallsHurgenson: unless it is not. it could be a magnetic switch hidden from view
[02:22:17] <SpallsHurgenson> caffiene-- #sugar is where it's at!
[02:22:17] <Bender> karma - caffiene: 0
[02:22:34] <crutchy_> its the matrix
[02:22:36] <chromas> especially buttons with their own lights
[02:22:45] <Konomi> SpallsHurgenson: soooo
[02:22:47] <Konomi> spelling++
[02:22:47] <Bender> karma - spelling: 1
[02:22:47] <SpallsHurgenson> spelling-- #I make up my own words!
[02:22:48] <Bender> karma - spelling: 0
[02:22:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> amphetamine++ #anything less is for babies
[02:22:49] <Bender> karma - amphetamine: 2
[02:22:49] <Konomi> ;p
[02:22:55] <SpallsHurgenson> lol
[02:22:55] <ciri> lol that's funny!
[02:23:13] <Konomi> wat
[02:23:25] <crutchy_> TheMightyBuzzard thats babyist
[02:23:28] <paulej72> that remind me of the viedo of the box that switches itself off
[02:23:56] <crutchy_> even babies have the right to free amphetamines
[02:23:56] <Konomi> paulej72: sounds like a few commenters on the site I know!
[02:24:23] <crutchy_> hmm or this that right to free guns :/
[02:24:38] <SpallsHurgenson> https://www.youtube.com
[02:24:39] <netctl> ^ 03The Most Useless Machine EVER! - YouTube
[02:25:04] <crutchy_> is that the hugely complicated marble machine thing?
[02:25:16] <crutchy_> marble_machines++
[02:25:16] <Bender> karma - marble_machines: 1
[02:25:18] <SpallsHurgenson> maybe?
[02:25:18] <chromas> no
[02:25:22] <chromas> yes
[02:25:35] <chromas> crutchy: activate data to find out
[02:27:06] <SpallsHurgenson> there's a lot of static electricity in the air tonight
[02:27:40] <chromas> -- Phil Collins
[02:27:40] <netctl> Karma - : -1
[02:27:45] <chromas> whoops
[02:27:51] <chromas> should've been an em dash
[02:27:59] <paulej72> SpallsHurgenson: you need a humidifier
[02:28:20] <SpallsHurgenson> ain't got no mo' outlets for no humidifier!
[02:28:20] <paulej72> ++
[02:28:44] <paulej72> ++
[02:29:07] <paulej72> SpallsHurgenson: turn the shower on real hot
[02:31:10] <paulej72> what is this shit: Annie with an African American cast, and it is not even a twist like the Wiz
[02:31:27] * SpallsHurgenson is typing this in the shower
[02:31:52] <paulej72> Annie should have red hair not an afro
[02:32:18] <paulej72> waterproof_electronics++
[02:32:18] <Bender> karma - waterproof_electronics: 1
[02:32:46] <crutchy_> ++★★
[02:32:46] <netctl> Karma - ★★: 1
[02:32:47] <chromas> pocket computer in the shower is only good for one thing...
[02:32:57] <crutchy_> ★★++
[02:33:02] <crutchy_> aww
[02:33:11] <chromas> --bender for not taking unicode
[02:33:11] <netctl> Karma - bender: -1
[02:33:35] <paulej72> you should be happy bender still works
[02:33:47] <chromas> what'd you do?
[02:33:56] <crutchy_> bender is bendy :D
[02:34:20] <chromas> can Bender bend himself? And would that be immoral?
[02:34:55] <crutchy_> !bend chromas
[02:35:11] <paulej72> bender is a x line phython script with no documentation, bite my shiny metal as
[02:35:48] <crutchy_> s'ok we have backup karma now
[02:36:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> python's not hard once you twerk your brain into thinking that whitespace is in any way significant
[02:36:11] <chromas> I thought I saw Bender associated with Landon's name in the wiki awhile back
[02:37:11] <paulej72> a long while back s the problem
[02:37:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> he's just a jsonbot with a few plugins, no?
[02:37:17] <crutchy_> does bender get used for anything other than sn feed and karma?
[02:37:28] <crutchy_> !woop
[02:37:35] <crutchy_> and that
[02:37:38] <paulej72> yes, but finding jsonbot docs is hard
[02:37:55] <paulej72> !uid
[02:37:56] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 4894, owned by Janimal
[02:38:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod. looked the other day. was going to set coffee to 9001 and bounce him.
[02:38:08] <crutchy_> ah yeah :d
[02:38:18] <paulej72> !quote paulej72
[02:38:18] <Bender> Quote 209 - <paulej72> sec's up
[02:38:22] <Bender> Also in quotes: 275
[02:38:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 275
[02:38:29] <Bender> Quote 275 - <crutchy> paulej72 is the butt
[02:38:51] * crutchy_ whistles nonchalantly
[02:39:11] <Landon> crutchy_: he's the twitter guyt
[02:39:32] <crutchy_> he was the butt on the stick man
[02:39:41] <paulej72> most of my best friends call me an ass (behind my back no less)
[02:40:13] <crutchy_> you prolly not the butt anymore
[02:40:25] <crutchy_> I dunno where the sticks are on here
[02:40:37] <Landon> you guys are welcome to replace bender :)
[02:40:47] <Landon> originally I was hoping to revive jsonbot
[02:40:55] <Landon> since gozer kind of up and disappeared
[02:40:55] <paulej72> too much work :)
[02:41:18] <Landon> the adhd was strong with this one back then, now I'm on an actualyl fun project at work
[02:41:22] <Landon> (design instead of maintenance)
[02:41:24] <crutchy_> weve got karma backup and uid backup
[02:41:34] <paulej72> ghostbusters got him
[02:41:35] <crutchy_> story feed wouldnt be too hard
[02:41:55] <SpallsHurgenson> Gozer? Gozer the Gozerian, the Destructor, the Traveler and Lord of the Sebouillia? That Gozer?
[02:41:58] <Landon> he's also got some twitter credentials for posting
[02:42:01] <Landon> no, not that gozer :(
[02:42:02] <Landon> actually
[02:42:05] <Landon> I'm thinking of dunk_
[02:42:08] <crutchy_> already got a commemt feed so could fork from that
[02:42:12] <Landon> gozerbot was jsonbot's predecessor
[02:42:17] <SpallsHurgenson> oh, too bad. That guy could really party
[02:42:47] <crutchy_> mustve been before my time
[02:43:33] <SpallsHurgenson> well, it was 4000 BC
[02:43:43] <paulej72> !bite
[02:43:43] <Bender> paulej72: Bite my shiny. metal. ass.
[02:43:51] <paulej72> !woop
[02:43:51] <Bender> woop woop woop (\/) (;,,;) (\/)
[02:43:51] <Landon> !koffie
[02:43:53] <Landon> !koffee
[02:43:55] * Bender schenkt een kopje cappuccino in voor Landon
[02:44:09] <paulej72> !bier
[02:44:09] * Bender geeft een flesje grolsch aan paulej72
[02:44:39] <paulej72> !last xlefay
[02:45:16] <paulej72> !help
[02:45:16] <Bender> documentation for jsonbot can be found at http://jsonbot.org
[02:45:20] <Bender> see !list for loaded plugins and "!help plugin" for help on the plugin.
[02:45:21] <Landon> hahaha
[02:45:34] <paulej72> !list
[02:45:34] <Bender> available plugins: admin, cfg, chan, chatlog, core, fleet, grabquote, ignore, irc, karma, koffie, lod, markov, more, plug, relay, soylentrss, sylnt, todo, twitter, uidchecker, urlinfo, user
[02:45:43] <Landon> !lod paulej72
[02:45:43] <Bender> ಠ_ಠ
[02:45:49] <chromas> Bender: help list
[02:45:49] <Bender> help on list: no arguments - show available plugins .. to enable use !plug-enable.
[02:45:53] <Bender> permissions: USER, GUEST - location: jsb.plugs.core.core - examples: list
[02:45:53] <Landon> !sylnt http://soylentnews.org
[02:45:54] <Bender> http://sylnt.us
[02:46:18] <Landon> !help user
[02:46:18] <Bender> can't find help on user
[02:46:18] <ciri> Help is only available for the following: all,google,images,groups,news,local,book,video,fight,youtube,translate,gamespot,gamefaqs,blog,ebay,ebayfight,wikipedia,wikimedia,locate,review,torrent,top,popular,dailymotion,ign,myspace,trends,scholar
[02:46:31] <paulej72> !help markov
[02:46:31] <Bender> help on markov: this is the command to make the bot reply a markov response
[02:46:31] <ciri> Help is only available for the following: all,google,images,groups,news,local,book,video,fight,youtube,translate,gamespot,gamefaqs,blog,ebay,ebayfight,wikipedia,wikimedia,locate,review,torrent,top,popular,dailymotion,ign,myspace,trends,scholar
[02:46:35] <Bender> permissions: USER, WEB, CLOUD - location: jsb.plugs.socket.markov - examples: markov nice weather
[02:46:56] <crutchy_> i started working on a url shortener for sylnt.us.to
[02:47:06] <chromas> ciri: set yer prefix to /
[02:47:21] <Landon> crutchy_: simple enough api
[02:47:23] <crutchy_> gave up on mod_rewrite though
[02:47:30] <chromas> Bender: markov systemd
[02:47:30] <Bender> markov is not enabled in #Soylent
[02:47:40] <Landon> crutchy_: oh, an alternative shortener?
[02:47:44] <chromas> I guess if it was, he'd be in the same boat as ciri
[02:47:47] <Landon> thought you meant just a shortener plug
[02:47:51] <crutchy_> justucking around
[02:47:55] <crutchy_> nah
[02:48:05] <crutchy_> rolled my own
[02:48:49] <crutchy_> not same site. mine has .to at the end
[02:50:57] <Landon> http://www.cplusplus.com
[02:50:58] <netctl> ^ 03next step on my python irc client? - C++ Forum
[02:51:02] <Landon> sir, do you know what site you're on?
[02:52:41] <chromas> this lego one taunts: https://www.youtube.com
[02:52:42] <netctl> ^ 03Jason vs The Ultimate LEGO Machine (LuuMa EV3) - YouTube
[02:54:40] <chromas> funny nobody mentioned to him it's a cpp site
[02:55:02] -!- Alberto [Alberto!~alberto@Soylent/Users/3580/barrahome] has joined #Soylent
[02:55:09] <Alberto> So
[02:55:47] <crutchy_> ~gday Alberto
[02:55:49] * exec cohesively throws a spoon of skittles at Alberto
[02:56:04] * crutchy_ runs after skittles
[02:56:37] <Alberto> ~gday exec
[02:56:38] * exec allegedly blows an assfull of spew at exec
[02:56:46] <Alberto> sup crutchyz0r
[02:56:50] <chromas> allegedly
[02:57:07] <crutchy_> nummuch. im away from home
[02:57:16] <crutchy_> visiting--
[02:57:16] <Bender> karma - visiting: -1
[02:57:50] <crutchy_> tonight I might work on http api some more
[02:57:52] -!- Ethanol-fueled [Ethanol-fueled!~62b0fec8@dm69-147-720-776.sd.sd.cox.net] has joined #Soylent
[02:58:08] <juggs> Ethanol-fueled, you're a numpty
[02:58:09] * SpallsHurgenson watches the bytes trickle ever so slowly onto his computer
[02:58:17] <crutchy_> now that notification server is srable
[02:58:35] <Ethanol-fueled> what is a numpty, a numbskull?
[02:58:39] <juggs> ya
[02:58:42] * crutchy_ bytes SpallsHurgenson
[02:58:43] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, but that's old news.
[02:59:00] <crutchy_> ~define numpty
[02:59:02] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3Numpty: Scottish usage: a) Someone who (sometimes unwittingly) by speech or action demonstrates a lack of knowledge or misconception of a particular subject or situation to the amusement of others. b) A good...
[02:59:22] <crutchy_> what nothing sexual?
[02:59:30] <crutchy_> ud--
[02:59:30] <Bender> karma - ud: -2
[03:00:28] <juggs> your story gets accepted - it goes into the release queue, it does not blackhole. Your paranoid tirade about martyb was unwarranted.
[03:00:58] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm sorry martyB, whereever you are, I'll give you a blowjob if you forgive me.
[03:01:03] <Ethanol-fueled> *slurp slurp*
[03:01:12] <crutchy_> o.0
[03:01:12] * Ethanol-fueled makes fish faces
[03:01:52] <crutchy_> what tirade did I miss? ...that wasnt systemd related
[03:01:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you look at the bottom of your info page, any stories you have that have been accepted show up along wit their pub date
[03:02:15] <Ethanol-fueled> I popped in here earlier and accused martyB of silencing my alter-ego.
[03:02:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> also at the bottom down here: https://soylentnews.org
[03:02:25] <netctl> ^ 03SoylentNews Submissions
[03:02:41] <Ethanol-fueled> Hey, relax, it's all good. I ain't trippin.
[03:03:02] <Ethanol-fueled> I was wrong, one time out of many.
[03:03:03] <crutchy_> ~suggest-api a moo op
[03:03:06] <Ethanol-fueled> it WILL happen again.
[03:03:11] <Ethanol-fueled> Henh.
[03:03:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm not tense, you can tell by how i'm using good words instead of bad ones.
[03:03:25] <crutchy_> damn. im not identifies
[03:03:40] <crutchy_> no suggest for me
[03:05:30] <Ethanol-fueled> speaking of alter-ego's it seems crutchy's retarded alter-ego is here.
[03:05:38] * SpallsHurgenson runs in place a few moments to get his blood pumping so his hands warm up
[03:05:48] <JamesNZ> Now now children, play nicely.
[03:07:20] * SpallsHurgenson passes out tactical nuclear weapons
[03:07:33] <Ethanol-fueled> I can fuck people up with word-weapons.
[03:07:58] * JamesNZ can see no good coming from either
[03:08:06] <Ethanol-fueled> Penetrating into the depths of their souls and yanking their pants out from under them, revealing their figurative but laughingly small genetalia.
[03:08:24] <Ethanol-fueled> But I'm not here to fight. I'm here to be merry. It is, after all, drinking and high time.
[03:08:36] <crutchy_> ef. im smrt
[03:08:50] <crutchy_> smert
[03:09:02] <juggs> ef I am crutchy
[03:09:04] <crutchy_> ~define smrt
[03:09:05] <JamesNZ> smirt?
[03:09:06] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3smrt: Homer Simpson's spelling of smart
[03:09:13] <Ethanol-fueled> you're all one bot
[03:09:17] <Ethanol-fueled> controlling bots.
[03:09:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, it's bed time. fooshes to be caught in the am. all of you to sleep right now or you're fucking grounded until crutchy finishes his bot.
[03:09:24] <crutchy_> no im crutchy. and so is my wife
[03:09:25] <JamesNZ> We are legion.
[03:09:43] * SpallsHurgenson starts whistling "Bright Side of Life"
[03:10:03] <Ethanol-fueled> Haw! Another systemd troll article submitted.
[03:10:13] <Ethanol-fueled> This gonna be gewd.
[03:10:24] <JamesNZ> Aren't they all? :P
[03:10:59] <juggs> is it a systemd or the deb-fork article?
[03:11:18] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[03:11:18] <Bender> karma - coffee: 933
[03:11:20] <Ethanol-fueled> juggs, the summary reads like a systemd hit-piece.
[03:11:24] <arti> maybe it needs more diversity
[03:11:26] <Alberto> Damn
[03:11:32] <Alberto> People still talking about systemd?
[03:11:46] <juggs> I haven't got to that one yet, it's all getting a bit dramatic for me.
[03:11:46] <arti> why do you think they're rioting in mexico!
[03:12:02] <Ethanol-fueled> It mentions Debian but it's obvious that it's a systemd bash
[03:12:12] <crutchy_> yeah we're still waiting for the next troll drama to replace systemd
[03:12:15] <arti> it wants bash now too!? HORROR!
[03:12:19] <Ethanol-fueled> arti, I hope my ex was one of those students who "disappeared."
[03:12:42] <arti> no, you just wish it was her clothes.
[03:13:12] <crutchy_> as long as she wipes her ass properly
[03:13:37] <arti> !g proper wiping technique
[03:13:38] <ciri> 378,000 results | A Lesson In Proper Wiping Technique - MadameNoire @ http://madamenoire.com | How To Wipe Your Butt | A Practical Step-By-Step Guide to Keeping ... @ http://www.howtowipeyourbutt.com | Wiping techniques : AskMen - Reddit @ http://www.reddit.com | Fact: if you wipe your butt while
[03:13:39] <ciri> sitting down you are disgusting ... @ http://www.ign.com | Which Direction Should I Wipe? - Lifehacker @ http://lifehacker.com
[03:13:55] <Ethanol-fueled> Pig Disgusting. .
[03:13:58] <Ethanol-fueled> arti: I've seen her naked. her titties look like a couple of brown egg-yolks hanging from nails, her love handles make her look like she's always wearing an innertube, and her mound is so monstrous that she can camell-toe through a leather saddle
[03:13:59] <juggs> I think we have a problem.... the fucking hipsters have arrived, every fucking road bump will become bumpintheroadgate~
[03:14:18] <arti> juggsgate!
[03:14:29] <juggs> or bumpintheroadgate#
[03:14:39] <arti> you should put a sign on your gate and use that as your profile picture
[03:14:40] <juggs> .quiet ciri
[03:14:40] -!- mode/#Soylent [+q *!*@iminylescdbcem.com] by juggler
[03:14:43] <Ethanol-fueled> juggs, nobody's mentioned the word "gate" since I mentioned "menacegate."
[03:14:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> didn't we already have juggsgate at the superbowl halftime show a while back?
[03:14:57] <Ethanol-fueled> Think that was nipplegate, buzzard.
[03:15:02] <arti> :(
[03:15:04] <crutchy_> juggsgate is any bra
[03:15:05] <Ethanol-fueled> aka "wardrobe malfunction"
[03:15:11] <juggs> .unquiet ciri
[03:15:11] -!- mode/#Soylent [-q *!*@iminylescdbcem.com] by juggler
[03:15:24] * arti secretly hands juggs an apple pie
[03:15:33] <chromas> http://fuelfriends.blogspot.com
[03:15:33] <netctl> ^ 03I AM FUEL, YOU ARE FRIENDS: Onion News: Two Hipsters Angrily Call Each Other 'Hipster'
[03:15:35] <Ethanol-fueled> and man what a nipple it was, juggs. It had a barbell piercing holding a curcular star thing
[03:15:48] * juggs yawns
[03:15:50] <chromas> shit, meant to point at the actual site
[03:15:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> bewbs++
[03:15:59] <Bender> karma - bewbs: 26
[03:16:00] <crutchy_> and it was totally accidental
[03:16:05] <chromas> it's funny 'cause both sides of systemd are calling each other hipsters now
[03:16:06] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[03:16:06] <Bender> karma - coffee: 932
[03:16:08] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuggin hate hipsters.
[03:16:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> JamesNZ--
[03:16:13] <Bender> karma - jamesnz: -20
[03:16:28] <crutchy_> everyone on the interblags is a hipster
[03:16:38] <Ethanol-fueled> Dealing with an uptick in hipsters will be painful in the short-term, but will be good in the long-term because they will fizzle out faster
[03:16:39] <crutchy_> wait. whats a hipster?
[03:16:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> fu. i'm a crochety old bastard.
[03:16:49] <JamesNZ> I'm on the interwebz, does that mean me?
[03:16:54] <crutchy_> not a sidearm
[03:17:19] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy: a vapid fuckhead who compensates for a lack of personality by dressingly in a puzzlingly incoherent way.
[03:17:25] <juggs> TheMightyBuzzard, your a hipster too... and a misogynist!!!! and a fooshogynist!!
[03:17:43] <juggs> #fooshogynisygate
[03:17:46] <crutchy_> a fooshogynist. sick man
[03:17:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly, cept the hipster part.
[03:17:55] * Ethanol-fueled wonders if buzzard has ever been fellated by a largemouth bass.
[03:18:08] <crutchy_> fooshes dont need their conts inspectorized
[03:18:13] <Ethanol-fueled> one one of those lonely days out at the lake.
[03:18:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> dude, you ain't had the hide ripped off your thumb by one or you wouldn't ask.
[03:18:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> be like a sandpaper handjob
[03:18:40] <ciri> ok TheMightyBuzzard
[03:18:41] <Ethanol-fueled> Been finned plenty of times. That's bad enough
[03:18:52] <juggs> #thumbripgate
[03:19:08] <Ethanol-fueled> been bitten by small snakes, that's close enough
[03:19:10] <crutchy_> fishgynocologistgate
[03:19:24] * SpallsHurgenson glares at the internet for being such a time-waster
[03:19:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> we really should have botgate. there's enough of em there gotta be something scandalous going on.
[03:19:54] <juggs> the internet glares back - unplug I dare you
[03:19:59] <crutchy_> existence is a timewaster
[03:20:06] <arti> and they're to be referred to as 'bottoms'
[03:20:11] <juggs> time does not exist
[03:20:24] * arti waits for juggs to pass it
[03:20:37] <crutchy_> time is just a bunch of numbers invented by microsoft
[03:20:56] <arti> time is just a magazine...
[03:21:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> time is what of mine you fuckers are wasting.
[03:21:30] <crutchy_> !unwastectl time
[03:22:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> or possibly what of mine i am wasting. yeah, fuck it, i refuse to be a victim. purposeful time wastage ftw.
[03:22:42] <arti> "welcoming waste!"
[03:22:43] <Ethanol-fueled> nothing wrong with wasting time.
[03:22:45] * Konomi offers TheMightyBuzzard a procrastination cookie
[03:22:48] <Ethanol-fueled> 'Specially on a weekend.
[03:22:58] <Ethanol-fueled> that's fuckoff and football time.
[03:23:00] <arti> wastegate
[03:23:04] * crutchy_ likes a cookie
[03:23:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> Konomi, thanks. i'll eat it later.
[03:23:09] <Konomi> godgate
[03:23:12] <Alberto> Hey Hey
[03:23:15] <Konomi> for too long has that fucker messed up ethics
[03:23:16] <arti> heyheygate
[03:23:26] Alberto is now known as TheMightyButtzzard
[03:23:27] <TheMightyButtzzard> :p
[03:23:32] <Konomi> ha
[03:23:33] * TheMightyButtzzard feels sexy
[03:23:35] <Ethanol-fueled> Do ho ho.
[03:23:37] <Konomi> TheMightyButtzzard++
[03:23:37] <Bender> karma - themightybuttzzard: 1
[03:23:45] * Konomi runs
[03:23:48] <arti> watch, as he circles his quarry
[03:23:50] * TheMightyButtzzard hides
[03:23:56] <Ethanol-fueled> Show us your pink sphinc Buzzard
[03:24:12] <arti> use the spell 'pinkus sockius'
[03:24:17] <Ethanol-fueled> I expect it to be as tight as a balloon knot
[03:24:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> later, sweetie. you better have shaved too.
[03:24:38] <Ethanol-fueled> haha arti
[03:24:47] <crutchy_> thats where he stores tje fish
[03:24:49] <TheMightyButtzzard> TheMightyBuzzard :**
[03:24:51] <Ethanol-fueled> hahahaha
[03:25:09] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard call it "live bate" crutchy
[03:25:19] * Konomi covers her eyes
[03:25:22] <arti> loooooool
[03:25:23] <Konomi> I am too innocent to watch this
[03:25:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> ?! you started this
[03:25:36] <arti> quickly, to the bat cave
[03:25:48] <Konomi> I did not I am not the one with the butt nick!
[03:25:53] <Ethanol-fueled> konomi, is it causing your dick to lift the front of your skirt up past your thighs?
[03:26:03] <Konomi> um wat...
[03:26:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> arti, how'd you know that's what we called ef's crusty love hole?
[03:26:17] <juggs> Alberto - relinquish
[03:26:21] <Konomi> Ethanol-fueled: fuck off kindly thanks
[03:26:22] <Ethanol-fueled> be careful what you ask for, Buzzard
[03:26:22] <ciri> where you going? Ethanol-fueled
[03:26:24] <arti> sounds like a great title
[03:26:40] <Ethanol-fueled> I have no reservations showing off my imperfect body parts
[03:26:47] <TheMightyButtzzard> juggs tell me master!
[03:26:56] TheMightyButtzzard is now known as SlaveOfJuggs
[03:26:58] * chromas wonders if juggler can nick people
[03:27:01] <Ethanol-fueled> I'll write an "E" on one cheek and an "F" on the other
[03:27:01] * SpallsHurgenson pushes the button
[03:27:03] <Konomi> good for you my private parts aren't a topic for the chat room so fuck off thanks
[03:27:04] <arti> Ethanol-fueled: that's a hell of a way to say you don't cover your face
[03:27:39] <crutchy_> SlaveOfJuggs: all men are slaves of juggs
[03:27:58] <Ethanol-fueled> but arti, I don't. Remember the old days, when this place was as awkward as old people fucking? ANd I posted that close-up of my face with panties in my mouth and holding up a usec condom?
[03:27:58] <arti> lash them together in long chains and have them move things, in your honor
[03:28:06] <Konomi> keep your weird ideas about other people to yourself
[03:28:10] <paulej72> juggs is the all powerfull master
[03:28:26] <arti> master of what
[03:28:31] <SlaveOfJuggs> Juggs has the juice?
[03:28:33] <JamesNZ> juggs++ # Let us worship.
[03:28:33] <SlaveOfJuggs> o.O
[03:28:33] <Bender> karma - juggs: 39
[03:28:35] * arti preys for vietnamese food
[03:28:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> all he surveys
[03:28:37] <paulej72> master baiter
[03:28:41] <juggs> I'm a useful idiot
[03:28:42] <arti> prays...
[03:28:48] * arti could prey on it though o.o
[03:28:55] * arti hunts springrolls
[03:28:58] <SpallsHurgenson> juggs: you're half right :)
[03:29:01] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[03:29:01] <Bender> karma - coffee: 931
[03:29:03] <juggs> ,op
[03:29:09] <arti> .flop
[03:29:10] <SlaveOfJuggs> juggs++
[03:29:10] <Bender> karma - juggs: 40
[03:30:04] <crutchy_> we should rename ourselves 4chan news is master baiters
[03:30:29] <Konomi> would seem apt the place starting to feel like 4chan ;p
[03:30:50] * SlaveOfJuggs dances
[03:30:52] <arti> which part though
[03:30:58] <Ethanol-fueled> That's a good thing, in that people don't get banned unless they really, really fuck up.
[03:31:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> late night on a drinking day in the states. silliness is going to happen.
[03:31:05] * arti doesn't want to be the part that the indians don't eat
[03:31:10] <crutchy_> I never been to 4chan much except when a link comes up here
[03:31:12] <Ethanol-fueled> and that it's socially unacceptable to silence discussion here by crying "racism"
[03:31:15] <Konomi> no one gets banned here actually
[03:31:16] <Ethanol-fueled> or "sexism"
[03:31:22] <arti> my bot does :D
[03:31:26] <juggs> .op
[03:31:26] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o juggs] by juggler
[03:31:30] -!- mode/#Soylent [+m #Soylent] by juggs
[03:31:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> pwned
[03:32:11] SlaveOfJuggs is now known as TooSexyForJuggs
[03:32:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> .kick TooSexyForJuggs stop that
[03:32:23] -!- TooSexyForJuggs was kicked from #Soylent by juggler!SN@services. [(TheMightyBuzzard) stop that]
[03:32:30] -!- TooSexyForJuggs [TooSexyForJuggs!~alberto@Soylent/Users/3580/barrahome] has joined #Soylent
[03:32:43] TooSexyForJuggs is now known as TheMightyBuzzardIsaMeanPerson
[03:32:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> you are correct. a right bastard, me.
[03:33:18] TheMightyBuzzardIsaMeanPerson is now known as Alberto
[03:33:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> but i can talk and you can't, nyah nyah
[03:33:41] <juggs> SN official channels are to be kept more or less SFW. You are free to do as you please elsewhere.
[03:33:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> .ban Alberto
[03:33:48] -!- mode/#Soylent [+b *!*@Soylent/Users/3580/barrahome] by juggler
[03:34:09] -!- mode/#Soylent [-m #Soylent] by juggs
[03:34:12] <SpallsHurgenson> what good is a phone Mr Anderson... when you are not +v?
[03:34:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> .kick Alberto and your little dog too
[03:34:14] -!- Alberto was kicked from #Soylent by juggler!SN@services. [(TheMightyBuzzard) and your little dog too]
[03:35:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> hey juggs, how bout a k-line on *!*@Soylent/Users/3580/barrahome for the evening?
[03:35:47] <SpallsHurgenson> can we go back to our SFW nonsense now?
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[03:36:16] <TheMightyButtzzardHunter> :D
[03:36:36] * TheMightyBuzzard raises an eyebrow
[03:36:39] <Ethanol-fueled> hahah
[03:36:42] -!- mode/#Soylent [+m #Soylent] by juggs
[03:37:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> .ban TheMightyButtzzardHunter
[03:37:39] -!- mode/#Soylent [+b *!*@208.115.zvv.i] by juggler
[03:37:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> .kick TheMightyButtzzardHunter
[03:37:43] -!- TheMightyButtzzardHunter was kicked from #Soylent by juggler!SN@services. [(TheMightyBuzzard) No reason given]
[03:38:00] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
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[03:40:30] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[03:40:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> .ban TheMightyButtzzardIsSexy
[03:40:36] -!- mode/#Soylent [+b *!*@69.162.ow.qn] by juggler
[03:40:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> .kick TheMightyButtzzardIsSexy
[03:40:42] -!- TheMightyButtzzardIsSexy was kicked from #Soylent by juggler!SN@services. [(TheMightyBuzzard) No reason given]
[03:41:08] <arti> "rabbit season, duck season"
[03:41:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, i know all about proxies and shells and the like. guarantee he gets tired before i do though.
[03:41:38] <juggs> blech
[03:42:00] -!- TheMightyButtzzardStaphPl0xLov [TheMightyButtzzardStaphPl0xLov!~root@69.162.nu.mg] has joined #Soylent
[03:42:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> .ban TheMightyButtzzardStaphPl0xLov
[03:42:12] -!- mode/#Soylent [+b *!*@69.162.nu.mg] by juggler
[03:42:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> .kick TheMightyButtzzardStaphPl0xLov
[03:42:17] -!- TheMightyButtzzardStaphPl0xLov was kicked from #Soylent by juggler!SN@services. [(TheMightyBuzzard) No reason given]
[03:44:14] <juggs> yah this could go on forever - can't k-line someone jumping hosts
[03:44:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> .op
[03:44:22] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o TheMightyBuzzard] by juggler
[03:44:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope, can do this though and make him work for it
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[03:44:59] -!- mode/#Soylent [+b *!~root@*.*] by TheMightyBuzzard
[03:45:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> .kick ThePinkCrayola
[03:45:07] -!- ThePinkCrayola was kicked from #Soylent by juggler!SN@services. [(TheMightyBuzzard) No reason given]
[03:45:26] * arti is transported to the 90s
[03:45:35] -!- Ethanol-fueled has quit [Quit: Web client closed]
[03:45:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep. boring old nonsense all over again.
[03:46:18] <juggs> fucking twat
[03:46:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> .deop
[03:46:19] -!- mode/#Soylent [-o TheMightyBuzzard] by juggler
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[03:46:31] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[03:46:37] <juggs> lol
[03:46:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> i can do this long after you get bored, dingus
[03:46:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> .ban tmb
[03:46:49] -!- mode/#Soylent [+b *!*@69.162.ko.hxr] by juggler
[03:46:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> .kick tmb
[03:46:55] -!- tmb was kicked from #Soylent by juggler!SN@services. [(TheMightyBuzzard) No reason given]
[03:47:07] <juggs> I resign
[03:47:10] <juggs> :D
[03:47:30] -!- mode/#Soylent [-m #Soylent] by juggs
[03:47:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> you can't resign, your term of indentured servitude isn't up yet.
[03:47:43] <arti> we've got instant tea!
[03:47:56] <SpallsHurgenson> this is why we can't have nice things :)
[03:49:50] <Subsentient> .op aqu4
[03:49:50] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o aqu4] by juggler
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[03:50:06] <Subsentient> $chanctl kick Ooga-Booga
[03:50:06] <aqu4> Ok.
[03:50:07] -!- Ooga-Booga was kicked from #Soylent by aqu4!~aqu4bot@universe2.us/ircbot/aqu4 [Ooga-Booga]
[03:50:13] <juggs> terristss!
[03:50:21] <chromas> sounds like more work than .kick
[03:50:32] <Subsentient> chromas: It was done to avoid cluttering the commands list.
[03:50:32] * SpallsHurgenson points out that this sort of attention is exactly what trolls thrive on
[03:51:02] <chromas> Subsentient: I know, but you can use the service bot :) I know it's less fun though since it'sn't yours
[03:51:02] <Subsentient> $help chanctl
[03:51:02] <aqu4> ADMINS: [$chanctl <required_arg(s)>]: Used for administrating channels. I must be OP in the channel for this to be useful. See chanctl help for a list of subcommands and more.
[03:51:10] <Subsentient> $chanctl help
[03:51:10] <aqu4> The following channel control commands are available:
[03:51:11] <aqu4> modeset, listpumodes, addpumode, delpumode, settopic, invite, op, deop, voice, unvoice, quiet, unquiet, ban, unban, and kick.
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[03:52:00] <Subsentient> chromas: Just made it so aqu4 appends a _ to her nick until she gets one that is NOT taken.
[03:52:10] <Subsentient> Always irritated me
[03:52:18] <juggs> her?
[03:52:19] -!- Ethanol-fueled [Ethanol-fueled!~62b0fec8@dm69-147-720-776.sd.sd.cox.net] has joined #Soylent
[03:52:20] <chromas> cool, that's good for netplits and stuff
[03:52:22] <Subsentient> couldn't tell her to get nickserv to ghost it because she wouldn't start
[03:52:31] <Subsentient> yeh
[03:52:38] <juggs> oook
[03:52:50] <Subsentient> juggs: Yeah, allow me to refer you to this:
[03:52:51] <chromas> instead of .kicking though, could +i the channel for awhile. It's not like anyone else is coming in
[03:53:04] <Subsentient> juggs: http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[03:53:05] <netctl> ^ 03Wiki: Aqu4bot
[03:53:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> i like kicking. it makes me feel all manly
[03:53:25] <chromas> .lol
[03:53:27] <arti> you should try soccer
[03:53:30] <arti> or football
[03:53:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> i said manly
[03:53:37] <SpallsHurgenson> nobody should try soccer :)
[03:53:39] <chromas> or football if you only like kicking sometimes
[03:53:46] * SpallsHurgenson high-fives TMB
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[03:53:53] <Subsentient> juggs: More specifically, http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[03:53:54] <netctl> ^ 03Wiki: Aqu4bot
[03:53:55] <juggs> no, no really, I don't want to know why some lines of code have a gender for you
[03:54:12] <arti> it's everywhere, like the force.
[03:54:25] <crutchy_> its like those sidekicks in wow maybe
[03:54:45] <arti> it follows you around and appears at your command?
[03:54:53] <crutchy_> yeah
[03:55:00] <crutchy_> well except mine
[03:55:01] <arti> "shape of ______, activate!"
[03:55:18] <crutchy_> it just borks and does whatever it wants :/
[03:55:28] <arti> i think that's what happens to old people
[03:55:53] <crutchy_> too much backlog
[03:56:03] <SpallsHurgenson> free copy of "Witcher 2" (PC roleplaying computer game) to first person who claims it: http://www.gog.com
[03:56:04] <netctl> ^ 03GOG.com
[03:56:32] * arti highly recommends the combat rebalance mod
[03:56:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> fun game
[03:56:41] <Konomi> my friend got the witcher 2 for linux
[03:56:44] <Subsentient> Warzone 2100, maggots.
[03:56:44] <SpallsHurgenson> yeah, but I already own it three times :)
[03:56:46] <Subsentient> $wz
[03:56:47] <aqu4> 3[1 of 2] Name: USA WEST: LOW PING ONLY | Map: 4NTW3v3_PureNoArty-T1 (map-mod) | Host: NF-Cowboy | Players: 4/6 | IP: 68.119.136.168 | Version: 3.1.1
[03:56:48] <aqu4> 8[2 of 2] Name: supersquad I | Map: Sk-LittleEgypt-T1 | Host: Matthew | Players: 1/4 8(private) | IP: 24.247.25.97 | Version: 3.1.1
[03:56:50] <Konomi> don't know how the peformance is
[03:56:55] <chromas> temporarily locked
[03:57:01] <chromas> I' must'a clicked too late
[03:57:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> waiting on version 3, wild hunt or whatever it is.
[03:57:09] <arti> either that or it's getting humped
[03:57:13] * Subsentient just leaves this right here: http://wz2100.net
[03:57:14] <netctl> ^ 03Warzone 2100: A Free And Open Source Real-Time Strategy Game
[03:57:24] <lenon> hum
[03:57:35] * arti feeds lenon a bacon
[03:57:48] * Subsentient judges arti for eating meat
[03:58:03] * aqu4 joins in on the judging
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[03:58:10] <Ethanol-fueled> lol eminem
[03:58:10] <ciri> HEY! don't laugh at me
[03:58:19] * arti feeds someone else something and is scorned for 'eating'
[03:58:23] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, okay, I get the hint.
[03:58:28] * JamesNZ munches a dead fish
[03:58:34] <Konomi> ick >.>
[03:58:41] <Konomi> also rap lol no thanks
[03:58:47] <Ethanol-fueled> eminem ain't rap.
[03:58:55] <Ethanol-fueled> that's pop with cartoony sound-effects
[03:58:55] tenza is now known as TheMightyButtzzzzzard
[03:58:55] <arti> when will we have 'classic rap'
[03:58:56] lenon is now known as TheMightyButtzzzard
[03:58:57] Eminem is now known as TheMightyButtzzzzard
[03:59:04] * SpallsHurgenson prefers 4x to RTS
[03:59:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> ooooh, more to kick
[03:59:13] <arti> have you played dungeon of the endless?
[03:59:14] <JamesNZ> arti: Give it a few hundred years.
[03:59:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> .ban TheMightyButtzzzard
[03:59:19] -!- mode/#Soylent [+b *!*@69.162.jm.xpw] by juggler
[03:59:23] TheMightyButtzzzzard is now known as Peace
[03:59:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> .kick TheMightyButtzzzard
[03:59:23] -!- TheMightyButtzzzard was kicked from #Soylent by juggler!SN@services. [(TheMightyBuzzard) No reason given]
[03:59:27] Peace is now known as AndLove
[03:59:30] <arti> lol
[03:59:30] <ciri> HEY! don't laugh at me
[03:59:31] <Ethanol-fueled> hahahah
[03:59:31] <Konomi> just ban the subnet already >.<
[03:59:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> .ban AndLove
[03:59:33] -!- mode/#Soylent [+b *!*@208.115.tym.pu] by juggler
[03:59:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> .kick AndLove
[03:59:38] -!- AndLove was kicked from #Soylent by juggler!SN@services. [(TheMightyBuzzard) No reason given]
[03:59:39] <TheMightyButtzzzzzard> hahaa
[03:59:40] <Subsentient> $chanctl unban *!*@69.162.jm.xpw
[03:59:40] <aqu4> Ok.
[03:59:41] -!- mode/#Soylent [-b *!*@69.162.jm.xpw] by aqu4
[03:59:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> .ban TheMightyButtzzzzzard
[03:59:49] -!- mode/#Soylent [+b *!*@208.115.swi.iq] by juggler
[03:59:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> .kick TheMightyButtzzzzzard
[03:59:53] -!- TheMightyButtzzzzzard was kicked from #Soylent by juggler!SN@services. [(TheMightyBuzzard) No reason given]
[04:00:20] * SpallsHurgenson munches popcorn "hey, when do the netsplits start? ":)
[04:00:28] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[04:00:29] <arti> need a simulator like that
[04:00:29] <Konomi> when you join freenode
[04:00:30] * Konomi ducks
[04:00:36] * arti quacks
[04:00:42] * JamesNZ waddles
[04:00:46] * Konomi gives arti bread crumbs?
[04:00:49] * Subsentient can kick every single person in this channel with one command
[04:00:57] <Konomi> holy crap they're multiplying
[04:01:06] <SpallsHurgenson> Unlimited! Power!
[04:01:08] <arti> http://i.imgur.com
[04:01:08] <JamesNZ> Subsentient: Mercy!
[04:01:09] * Subsentient loves aqu4
[04:01:12] <Konomi> Subsentient: most irc clients have that feature ;p
[04:01:18] <chromas> juggs can kick everyone from the entire server
[04:01:25] <arti> that's a massive foot
[04:01:46] <arti> "..the nails themselves were prized by the royal family"
[04:01:46] <Subsentient> EPILEPSY WARNING for the GIF!
[04:01:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, just a lot of them.
[04:01:53] <Konomi> yeah that flashing x.x
[04:01:54] * Subsentient does the seizure
[04:01:57] <SpallsHurgenson> damn waddlin' sh*t machines
[04:02:05] * arti likes flashing
[04:02:17] * Subsentient wipes the foam from arti 's mouth
[04:02:25] _dx3bydt3 is now known as dx3bydt3
[04:02:28] * Konomi covers eyes
[04:02:36] <SpallsHurgenson> can't walk through the local park without getting sticky feet 'cause of the damn goose-poop
[04:02:36] <arti> my grandma used to do that to the lights when i'd wrestle
[04:02:36] <Ethanol-fueled> It's because people keep feeding the damn ducks, even though there's often signs posted warning not to feed the ducks
[04:02:51] <Konomi> SpallsHurgenson: ick...
[04:02:55] <Ethanol-fueled> as a result there's always duck crap all over the pier and shorewater.
[04:03:01] <arti> goose poop is like cat poop
[04:03:11] <Konomi> >.<
[04:03:16] <Ethanol-fueled> because stupid soccer moms
[04:03:19] <Konomi> more reasons not to leave my house
[04:03:26] <arti> Konomi, get an UP house
[04:03:34] <arti> obviously when the market is down...
[04:03:36] <Konomi> hehe I love that movie
[04:03:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, they're handy if you're short on cash for a turkey though.
[04:03:50] <Konomi> first 5 minutes and it has me balling record ~
[04:03:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> take a piece of bread down there, whack, dinner
[04:03:58] <arti> yeah, it's sad.
[04:04:05] <Konomi> sad and happy
[04:04:12] * arti likes the trick where you use salt above where clams are
[04:04:25] <Konomi> plus need doug to actually exist
[04:04:33] <Konomi> oh boy oh boy oh bou
[04:04:35] <arti> banging on a trashcan?
[04:04:45] <Ethanol-fueled> itchin' to try some goose. Ducks at least aren't obnoxious like geese are.
[04:04:51] <Konomi> has anyone seen that video where a erm
[04:04:54] * Konomi thinks
[04:05:03] <arti> duck is pretty awesome
[04:05:11] <Ethanol-fueled> duck's good.
[04:05:13] <Konomi> damn i forgot what they're called
[04:05:43] <Konomi> pelican eats the pidgeon
[04:06:07] <arti> bird eat bird world
[04:06:11] <arti> birdception
[04:06:12] <Konomi> who needs aliens I have real life x.x
[04:06:45] <SpallsHurgenson> I could use some aliens.
[04:06:59] <arti> mac and me?
[04:07:48] <crutchy_> big brother is full of geese eating other geese
[04:07:59] <crutchy_> reality_tv--
[04:07:59] <Bender> karma - reality_tv: -1
[04:08:25] <Konomi> reality_tv--
[04:08:25] <Bender> karma - reality_tv: -2
[04:08:29] <SpallsHurgenson> Survivor: Aliens. Now there's a reality-TV show I'd watch :)
[04:08:31] <Ethanol-fueled> seen a redneck pick a pigeon apart with his bare hands. It's amazing how easily those bird-heads snap right off, skin and all
[04:08:31] <Konomi> big_brother--
[04:08:32] <Bender> karma - big_brother: -1
[04:08:47] <Ethanol-fueled> er, a dove, not pigeon
[04:08:51] <Subsentient> $burrito Ethanol-fueled
[04:08:51] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at Ethanol-fueled
[04:08:52] <Konomi> SpallsHurgenson: agreed speically if it was the previous big brother cast
[04:09:04] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: We all hate you, but we love you :^)
[04:09:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, pop the head off, hook a finger under the ribcage, pull out the breast.
[04:09:32] <chromas> now that's a breast exam
[04:09:35] <Subsentient> lol
[04:10:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> doves are tasty as hell. wrap the breasts in bacon and fry em up.
[04:10:24] <arti> :U~
[04:10:48] <SpallsHurgenson> in fact, forget the dove!
[04:11:17] <Subsentient> Just fry up the roadkill that's been stuck under your rear bumper for a couple weeks.
[04:11:44] <Konomi> pelicans just became slightly scary
[04:12:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, i wouldn't. nothing around here that's regular roadkill is any good for eating.
[04:12:35] <SpallsHurgenson> well, maybe some of the cleaner hobos
[04:12:43] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, possums and skunks?
[04:12:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> the tasty critters appear to be smarter than their less flavorful friends.
[04:12:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, and racoons and armadillos.
[04:12:58] * arti points out lobster
[04:13:17] <SpallsHurgenson> the cockroach of the sea!
[04:13:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> well and hippies but they're even greasier than possums.
[04:13:33] <arti> bed bugs, the bugs of your bed.
[04:13:48] <crutchy_> hipster seafood
[04:14:06] <Ethanol-fueled> like hell lobster is hipster seafood.
[04:14:08] <arti> "all of our tables come with suspenders!"
[04:14:28] * Subsentient drops a can of live hide beetles into Ethanol-fueled 's lap
[04:14:42] <Konomi> hide beetles?
[04:14:47] * Konomi goes a youtubing
[04:15:00] <paulej72> you can het high eating hippies
[04:15:05] <paulej72> get
[04:15:06] <SpallsHurgenson> that's probably something you're gonna regret
[04:15:09] <Ethanol-fueled> Hide beetles are cool.
[04:15:11] <Subsentient> $ddg hide beetle
[04:15:12] <aqu4> No results found.
[04:15:13] <arti> you can get really high if you ride in an airplane
[04:15:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> best way to cure a hipster is to kick them somewhere gender-specific until they become an emo. then shoot them for being an emo.
[04:15:30] <Konomi> they don't look that bad
[04:15:41] <Ethanol-fueled> amen, Buzzard
[04:16:06] <Subsentient> Konomi: I was referring to these: http://entnemdept.ufl.edu
[04:16:06] <netctl> ^ 03hide beetle - Dermestes maculatus DeGeer
[04:16:24] <Ethanol-fueled> just the other day there were two emos at the store, and one of them had a patch on her shoulder with a swaztika crossed out.
[04:16:34] <Konomi> yeah I found them on youtube
[04:16:35] <Ethanol-fueled> Like, wow, that's a totally brave statement to make in America.
[04:16:43] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: aren't hipsters usually androgynous?
[04:16:44] * SpallsHurgenson follows that link and instantly regrets it
[04:16:47] <Ethanol-fueled> so righteous.
[04:16:59] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, actually not.
[04:17:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, just have to keep kicking till you find the right place then.
[04:17:14] <arti> sounds like you guys have puny feet
[04:17:16] <Ethanol-fueled> hipsters have a uniform which is a variation on the following themes:
[04:17:37] <arti> if you have a large enough boot, you can just punt the whole being into elsewhereness
[04:17:48] <Ethanol-fueled> men: stupid hats, stupid mustache and/or beard, suspenders,
[04:18:20] <Ethanol-fueled> women: waist-high skirts, ridiculously oversized eyeglasses, chintz tops
[04:18:40] <arti> you're just upset they're dressed better than you
[04:18:43] <Konomi> ha
[04:18:56] <arti> :P
[04:19:14] <Konomi> I'm a track pants sorta person I wear jeans when i go out
[04:19:17] <Ethanol-fueled> arti, I have a plain but classy style, I prefer to let me personality do the talking. Or, I can go under the radar in public if desired.
[04:19:19] <Konomi> skirts are a pita to sit in x.x
[04:19:26] <SpallsHurgenson> I got dressed once; didn't like it
[04:19:32] <Konomi> also our school sorta made everyoen sit cross legged constantly
[04:19:41] <arti> i mainly like clothes for the extra inventory slots
[04:19:41] <Konomi> so it's the only way I feel comfortalbe sitting
[04:19:47] <Konomi> doesn't work so well with a short skirt
[04:19:49] <Subsentient> https://www.youtube.com
[04:19:49] <netctl> ^ 03NASAL CHOLESTEATOMA - YouTube
[04:19:58] <arti> lol, has the time dialed in
[04:20:08] <Konomi> nasal what
[04:20:10] <arti> "this is where it gets interesting. right. here."
[04:20:29] <Konomi> gore warning eww
[04:20:33] <Konomi> glad I wasn't eating
[04:20:46] <arti> why would you eat and #soylent
[04:20:47] * Subsentient is actually eating, is unfazed
[04:20:57] <Konomi> but soylent was for eating!
[04:21:07] <arti> how does it taste, Subsentient
[04:21:13] <Konomi> Subsentient: I don't have that intestional fortitude
[04:21:13] <chromas> like MEAT
[04:21:20] <arti> is it a, full bodied flavr?
[04:21:25] <Subsentient> arti: Like fresh hummus from the nostrils of an indian man.
[04:21:32] * arti made hummus earlier
[04:21:41] <Subsentient> arti: Go hame some more.
[04:21:59] * arti eats it and chews with his mouth open at Subsentient
[04:22:03] <Konomi> gore on tv gives me nausia so yeah...
[04:22:13] <arti> you know what makes me sick?
[04:22:15] <Konomi> kinda sucks cause I actually like horror movies
[04:22:16] <SpallsHurgenson> hmmm, suddenly hungry
[04:22:21] <Konomi> arti: mac users?
[04:22:23] * Konomi hides
[04:22:40] <arti> mac makeup is bestest
[04:22:47] <Konomi> mac makeup?
[04:23:07] <arti> http://www.maccosmetics.com
[04:23:08] <netctl> ^ 03M·A·C Cosmetics | Official Site | Home Page
[04:23:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> holy crap, turn in your chick card and your tits. your license to female is revoked.
[04:23:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm a guy and i know what mac makeup is.
[04:23:37] <arti> i agree.
[04:23:44] <arti> [ Dramatic Music ]
[04:23:45] <Subsentient> https://www.youtube.com
[04:23:45] <netctl> ^ 03Fleur licking the inside of my nostril - YouTube
[04:23:59] <Subsentient> $sticky save https://www.youtube.com
[04:24:00] <aqu4> Sticky saved. It's sticky ID is "8".
[04:24:21] <Konomi> unfortunate name cause I wouldn't buy make up that has even the slightest implication of being from a fast food outlet
[04:24:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> Konomi, go with the ethernet card hardware address connotation then.
[04:25:03] <Konomi> solder and faces don't go together
[04:25:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause it's apparently the absolute badness when it comes to makeup.
[04:25:33] * Subsentient solders a nice blue LED to his left eyebrow
[04:26:14] * arti braves the mac store from time to time
[04:26:21] <Konomi> speaking of makeup
[04:26:22] <Konomi> https://www.youtube.com
[04:26:23] <netctl> ^ 03Pinkstylist - YouTube
[04:26:25] <Konomi> always fun to check
[04:26:50] <Konomi> https://www.youtube.com
[04:26:50] <netctl> ^ 03Pennywise goes on Omegle! - YouTube
[04:26:57] * SpallsHurgenson eats a green apple
[04:27:07] * arti observes
[04:27:30] * TheMightyBuzzard heads off to bed
[04:27:39] <arti> later dude, fishing tomorrow?
[04:27:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar, in bout 6.5h
[04:27:59] <arti> apparently crack cocaine works wonders
[04:28:03] <arti> not even joking
[04:28:29] <Ethanol-fueled> coffee is better than crack
[04:28:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> funky. think ima stick with whatever i pull up in a cast net that's smaller than the fish i wanna catch.
[04:28:45] <arti> !g crack cocaine fishing canada
[04:28:46] <ciri> 2,120,000 results | Canadian Man Uses Crack Cocaine To Catch Giant Tuna - BroBible @ http://www.brobible.com | Maritime fisherman finds much success using crack cocaine ... - Cbc @ http://www.cbc.ca | Headline: Maritime fisherman finds much success
[04:28:47] <ciri> using crack ... - Cbc @ http://www.cbc.ca | The Concise New Partridge Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional ... - Google Bo @ http://books.google.com | Maritime
[04:28:48] <ciri> fisherman finds much success using crack cocaine as bait ... @ http://fisherynation.com
[04:29:02] <Konomi> !g spam
[04:29:03] <ciri> 865,000,000 results | Spam @ http://www.spam.com | Spamming - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia @ http://en.wikipedia.org | Spam (food) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia @ http://en.wikipedia.org(food) | Email spam - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia @ http://en.wikipedia.org | Spam - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia @
[04:29:04] <ciri> http://en.wikipedia.org
[04:29:08] <Konomi> \o/
[04:29:13] * arti pokes konomi
[04:29:24] <arti> spamming is for bots
[04:31:24] <Ethanol-fueled> crack is not a good drug to do.
[04:31:44] <Ethanol-fueled> the high is so short-lived that it's not even worth the low, low prices.
[04:32:27] <Ethanol-fueled> better to snort the real yay-yo, or a small amount of meth
[04:32:30] <arti> should do a mr rogers spoof and show how it's made
[04:32:33] <arti> hot rails yo
[04:33:02] <Ethanol-fueled> even snorting a drug is so nasty and unclassy.
[04:33:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Stevie Ray Vaughan did it right though - he mixed it in with his whiskey
[04:33:47] * arti snorts coke, the icecubes get stuck though
[04:34:04] <arti> that's what occurs when rolling a 1 on your snort action
[04:34:05] <chromas> my, what big nostrils you have!
[04:34:24] <paulej72> ethanol enema
[04:34:43] <Ethanol-fueled> that sounds unpleasant, pauley
[04:34:51] <arti> the spaniards caught the indians doing that, except theirs had shrooms in it, too.
[04:35:06] <arti> promptly banned the practice because naughty
[04:35:30] <paulej72> i heard it is the fastest way to get drunk
[04:35:51] <arti> yeah, bloodstream hello
[04:36:09] <arti> should do some hello kitty particles entering the skin in a snazzy cgi
[04:36:09] -!- crutchy_ has quit [Quit: Bye]
[04:36:25] * SpallsHurgenson wakes up, "Kitty?"
[04:36:25] <Konomi> needs hellokitty fps
[04:36:31] <arti> kickstarter?
[04:36:51] -!- mode/#Soylent [-bbbb *!*@Soylent/Users/3580/barrahome] by juggler
[04:36:51] -!- mode/#Soylent [-bbbb *!~root@*.*] by juggler
[04:37:07] <paulej72> we would get to kill hello kitty where do i sign up
[04:37:22] <Konomi> ._.
[04:37:23] <Ethanol-fueled> pauley, and tweety bird. I hate tweety bird
[04:37:44] <Ethanol-fueled> It's time to give Hello Kitty an antifreeze beverage.
[04:37:58] <arti> "new sweet flavor"
[04:37:59] <SpallsHurgenson> hmmmm.... no kitty. back to sleep
[04:38:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Does anybody here remember Ecto-cooler?
[04:38:34] <Ethanol-fueled> (without googling it?)
[04:38:37] <arti> yes
[04:38:40] <arti> so much sugar
[04:38:48] <Ethanol-fueled> Looked like antifreeze
[04:39:01] <paulej72> never had one, but remember them
[04:39:30] <arti> !ebay ecto-cooler
[04:39:38] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.harmonycentral.com
[04:39:57] <Ethanol-fueled> lol 10% fruit juice
[04:39:57] <ciri> HEY! don't laugh at me
[04:40:07] <Konomi> snot drink
[04:40:15] <arti> "drink"
[04:40:31] <arti> "this is our acid product, developed by a series of dentists"
[04:40:36] <Konomi> xD
[04:40:59] <Konomi> special blend of acid and sugar
[04:42:21] <arti> Specially formulated for growing teeth
[04:42:40] <arti> Now with less Ph!
[04:42:46] <arti> pH >.>
[04:42:54] <SpallsHurgenson> ciri is pure fruit juice
[04:43:02] <Konomi> pure fruit loops you mean
[04:43:03] <arti> you've not met the other bot
[04:43:05] <juggs> pH 1 is great!
[04:43:19] <arti> pHantastic!
[04:43:44] <juggs> haribo!
[04:43:55] <Konomi> and the dork awards go to
[04:43:56] -!- JamesNZ has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
[04:44:08] <arti> dorks are whale related
[04:44:14] <arti> http://imgur.com
[04:44:14] <netctl> ^ 03What's that.. ..A bath? Nope! - Imgur
[04:44:17] * chromas comes up to claim award kanye-style
[04:44:18] <Ethanol-fueled> You guys would be more interesting if your mouths were more foul.
[04:44:30] * arti waits for the birds to be cooked
[04:44:34] * Konomi hands the award over
[04:45:03] <paulej72> Ethanol-fueled: sorry, i ran out of chicken
[04:45:50] * arti learns of gongoozler
[04:46:00] <arti> an idle and gormless dawdler
[04:46:04] <arti> quite
[04:49:40] <Konomi> I forgot how boring debian freezes are no new stuff to install ;_;
[04:50:10] <SpallsHurgenson> install windows! practically new patches every day! :)
[04:50:12] <chromas> see, you should've waited on systemd :D
[04:50:30] <chromas> the one win computer in this house turns itself on to run updates
[04:50:37] <Konomi> SpallsHurgenson: every tue month you mean!
[04:51:08] <arti> it gets patches because it's loved!
[04:51:16] <arti> just like android
[04:51:26] <SpallsHurgenson> except for the extra patches... and the non-critical bugs they fix whenever... and the antivirus... and
[04:51:30] <paulej72> there was an out of band patch just the other day
[04:51:56] <arti> extra patches are like extra money
[04:52:01] <paulej72> remote kerberos vuln
[04:52:31] <SpallsHurgenson> not out-of-band! same band, different schedule :)
[04:53:07] <SpallsHurgenson> out of band would have been if they sent it out on a floppy or something :)
[04:55:46] <arti> out of band is something many here are familiar with :D
[04:56:20] <SpallsHurgenson> that's probably because most of us were IN band :)
[04:56:41] <arti> sad_trombone.ogg
[04:57:44] <arti> man it's been hard as shit to get a zmachine on irc.
[04:57:54] <arti> i've scoped out a few bots
[04:58:00] * arti wants a collaborative session
[04:58:04] <arti> the closest is grue
[04:58:17] <arti> but the code uses POE to do irc stuff, and the calling has changed
[04:58:42] * arti isn't really a perl guy, but how it uses sessions and stuff to make an event queue
[04:58:43] <SpallsHurgenson> zmachine... like interactive-fiction?
[04:58:46] <arti> yeah
[04:58:51] * SpallsHurgenson opens the mailbox
[04:59:04] <paulej72> how do you use power over ethernet to do irc?
[04:59:10] <arti> lol
[04:59:22] <arti> http://search.cpan.org
[04:59:23] <netctl> ^ 03POE::Component::IRC - search.cpan.org
[04:59:52] <arti> i think a collaborative game could be fun :D
[05:00:08] <arti> its no fun playing by yourself /cough
[05:00:24] <SpallsHurgenson> Put satchel in front of hatch. Put mail on satchel. Put towel on grate. push button.
[05:00:40] <arti> do it all in one line by chaining things together!
[05:01:22] <paulej72> a perl one liner
[05:01:32] <arti> 250 chars or less, not sure what the limit is here
[05:05:26] <paulej72> somewhere around there, not couls be 380
[05:10:05] <Ethanol-fueled> nice comment about the switch debouncer pauley
[05:10:22] <Ethanol-fueled> You were right, that should have been either researched or communicated
[05:10:32] -!- Alberto [Alberto!~alberto@Soylent/Users/3580/barrahome] has joined #Soylent
[05:10:46] <Ethanol-fueled> Alberto! Welcome back buddy!
[05:11:06] <Alberto> sup Mr Gas
[05:11:11] <Alberto> :)
[05:11:33] <Ethanol-fueled> They named a lot of fast-food joints after you here in California.
[05:11:49] <Alberto> What you mean
[05:11:50] <Ethanol-fueled> or was that ROberto?
[05:11:54] <Ethanol-fueled> or Rigoberto?
[05:11:57] <Alberto> oh
[05:12:04] <Alberto> some joke about latin americans
[05:12:20] <Alberto> next will be "also jose's"
[05:12:22] <Alberto> right?
[05:12:37] <Ethanol-fueled> no, it has to be a last name with the suffix "-berto"
[05:12:56] <Ethanol-fueled> actually, I believe Alberto's was the original "authentic" chain
[05:13:24] <Alberto> No idea i don't live on USA
[05:13:29] <Ethanol-fueled> where you at?
[05:13:29] <ciri> out and about!! Ethanol-fueled
[05:13:33] <arti> i've mentioned that
[05:13:38] * arti likes albertos
[05:13:47] <Alberto> Mexico
[05:13:51] <Ethanol-fueled> What part?
[05:14:02] <Alberto> Sinaloa
[05:14:09] <Alberto> You may like this place
[05:14:11] <Alberto> come over!
[05:14:20] <Ethanol-fueled> Naw, that's okay.
[05:14:30] <paulej72> i have no passport
[05:14:44] <Alberto> paulej72 orgams , no need more
[05:14:45] <Subsentient> I go to Mexico for cheap dental
[05:14:59] <Alberto> organs*
[05:15:14] <Ethanol-fueled> pauley, you can get into mejico with just a driver's license and a birth-certificate, if you were born in teh states.
[05:16:00] <Ethanol-fueled> Call me a coward, or whatever, but I ain't never going to mexico again.
[05:16:08] <Alberto> lol why?
[05:16:08] <ciri> hahaha
[05:16:10] <paulej72> i thought them gov bitches required passpoer to mexico and canada after 9-11
[05:16:26] <Ethanol-fueled> Alberto, the easy answer is that there's nothing there that I can't get here.
[05:16:43] <Alberto> Ethanol-fueled you don't know
[05:17:08] <Ethanol-fueled> Alberto, I've been to Mexicali, Tijuana, Rosarito, Ensenada, and Cabo.
[05:17:09] <paulej72> Alberto: he is proably wanted for,crimes aginst common decency in mexico
[05:17:53] <Ethanol-fueled> pauley: They read The Brown Menace. And after laughing and drinking Tequila, they drew up the most painful murder plot imaginable.
[05:17:57] <Alberto> Tijuana is dangerous
[05:18:03] <Alberto> Mexicali too
[05:18:05] <Ethanol-fueled> ALberto - some parts are.
[05:18:12] <Alberto> Whole Tijuana bro
[05:18:22] <Alberto> its a border city
[05:18:25] * arti has survived the experience
[05:18:31] <Alberto> wanted man's hide there
[05:18:34] <Ethanol-fueled> Nah, it's not all dangerous.
[05:18:53] <Alberto> i'm from Argentina
[05:18:56] <Ethanol-fueled> Alberto, that is no longer true, Baja cooperates on a rathe friendly basis with American agencies.
[05:18:56] <Alberto> i been on Chile
[05:18:58] <Alberto> Brasil
[05:19:00] <Alberto> Nicaragua
[05:19:02] <Alberto> Colombia
[05:19:11] <Alberto> and the most dangerous its Colombia
[05:19:32] <arti> colombia, the thailand of the americas
[05:19:37] <Alberto> they kidnap you in less than 1 sec
[05:19:40] <Ethanol-fueled> I find that hard to believe, that you didn't say Nicaragua or Chile were the most dangerous
[05:19:53] <Alberto> i was on south colombia
[05:20:02] <Alberto> they blow a road
[05:20:12] <Alberto> i got almost kidnap twice with a traveler companion
[05:20:18] <Alberto> damn FARC is everywhere on south colombia
[05:20:24] <Ethanol-fueled> in chile they'll set up roadblocks and shoot your car full of holes
[05:20:42] <Alberto> mith?
[05:20:48] <Ethanol-fueled> no myth.
[05:20:55] <Alberto> hum never seen that
[05:21:02] <Alberto> i know North Chile its dangerous
[05:21:04] <Alberto> as Argentina
[05:21:05] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm an expert in the matter because I talked to one Chilean.
[05:21:24] <Ethanol-fueled> he had a big Azteca nose and everything.
[05:21:43] <Alberto> mmm
[05:21:50] <Alberto> Maybe that was a Mexican
[05:22:02] <Alberto> because Chile has no Azteca people not closer to that.
[05:22:50] <Ethanol-fueled> Damn, swindled again
[05:23:03] <Ethanol-fueled> maybe it was the maya?
[05:23:08] <Alberto> no
[05:23:21] <Ethanol-fueled> maybe he was a mayate'?
[05:23:30] * SpallsHurgenson resists the call of the cookie
[05:23:34] * arti gets this reference
[05:23:54] <Alberto> Mayan's are from Guatemala
[05:23:57] <Alberto> South Mexico
[05:23:59] <Alberto> Honduras
[05:24:01] <Alberto> Belice too
[05:24:18] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.google.com
[05:24:19] <netctl> ^ 03mayate beetle - Google Search
[05:24:51] <Alberto> Ethanol-fueled thats from North America
[05:25:05] <Ethanol-fueled> then why's it called a "mayate?"
[05:25:25] <arti> same reason with the naggers
[05:25:32] <arti> because it sounds cooler
[05:25:34] <Alberto> or the "americans"
[05:25:35] <Alberto> :D
[05:25:38] <Alberto> murica!
[05:25:52] * arti discharges weapons into the air
[05:26:05] <Ethanol-fueled> Hell yeah
[05:26:09] * Alberto Take some Freedom!
[05:26:12] * chromas stirs the kool aid with a wheel gun
[05:26:50] <Alberto> so Obama give 1 year more of war to US Troops?
[05:26:58] <Ethanol-fueled> Endless war
[05:27:11] <Alberto> I want to know what will be next
[05:27:15] <Ethanol-fueled> It's like watching the rise of Nazi Germany in slow motion.
[05:27:37] <Ethanol-fueled> Maybe it's OUR turn to be the bad guy. ( cue all the jokes of how we're been the bad guy since the end of WWII)
[05:28:23] <Ethanol-fueled> There is hope, though...when even Kissinger says the US is fucking up, and strongly implies that brinkmanship against Russia is a bad idea, that really means something.
[05:28:29] <paulej72> we have been the bad guy since the fall of tHe soviet union
[05:29:04] <Alberto> Lol
[05:29:05] <ciri> hahaha
[05:29:08] <Ethanol-fueled> pauley, this nation has become a horrible parody of itself....it's something straight out of a commercial in Robocop
[05:29:12] <Alberto> Germany still kind of Nazy
[05:29:19] <Alberto> and Russia still the Soviet Union
[05:29:24] <Alberto> but they are "capitalists"
[05:29:32] <Alberto> There is a issue here
[05:29:39] <Alberto> China invade the whole world
[05:29:44] <Alberto> imigrant by imigrant
[05:29:53] <Alberto> they still comunists
[05:29:56] <Ethanol-fueled> The issue is that the people making the decisions are insulated from reality.
[05:29:57] <Alberto> and friends from US
[05:30:05] <Alberto> thats a FACT
[05:30:07] <Ethanol-fueled> Like a cancer, they will soon die after they kill their host.
[05:30:25] <Alberto> i can say that USA is now Chinese
[05:30:28] <Ethanol-fueled> China ain't gonna do shit. They're still high from their bubble.
[05:30:33] <Alberto> they bouth you
[05:30:43] <Alberto> but you can't see it
[05:31:04] <Ethanol-fueled> China is a house of cards.
[05:31:17] <Alberto> http://bonds.about.com
[05:31:18] <netctl> ^ 03How Much U.S. Debt Does China Own? - Bonds
[05:31:22] <Ethanol-fueled> They shit where they eat.
[05:31:43] <arti> foreign debt isn't a majority
[05:31:47] <Alberto> The best part of this is that USA still block's Cuba
[05:31:53] <Alberto> but they deal with China and Russia
[05:31:56] <Alberto> and Germany
[05:32:00] <Alberto> thats E P I C
[05:32:24] <Alberto> and USA see Mexico and the rest of South America as little farms with ignorant dudes
[05:32:34] <arti> Walalo
[05:32:42] <Alberto> meanwhile Brasil, Argentina and other big country's on south america join Russia and China
[05:32:48] <Ethanol-fueled> ALberto, I see Mexico as a role model for America's oligarchy
[05:32:56] <arti> https://www.youtube.com
[05:32:57] <netctl> ^ 03Wololo - YouTube
[05:32:58] <Alberto> Because USA still refuce to deal
[05:33:09] <Alberto> as any other country
[05:33:26] <Ethanol-fueled> You're more drunk than I, Hombre
[05:33:30] <Alberto> What i see and read and feel its that there we are seen as "imigrants"
[05:33:35] <Alberto> :P
[05:33:39] <Ethanol-fueled> thanks to the fact that I ate before i drank tonight.
[05:33:40] <Alberto> and yes i'm drunk lol
[05:33:50] * Alberto drinking fernet
[05:34:19] <Ethanol-fueled> drinkin sauvignon blanc
[05:34:29] * arti is drinking....... water
[05:34:36] <Ethanol-fueled> best balance between farty, gassy beer and blackout-inducing liquor.
[05:34:44] <Ethanol-fueled> for a man with no self-control.
[05:34:48] <Ethanol-fueled> that's too bad, arti.
[05:35:07] <arti> nah i got that handled for later
[05:35:11] <Alberto> Ethanol-fueled http://en.wikipedia.org
[05:35:12] <netctl> ^ 03Wiki: Fernet
[05:35:34] <Ethanol-fueled> alberto, that sounds disgusting
[05:35:34] <Alberto> And i have some Mezcal
[05:35:42] <Ethanol-fueled> mezcal is more like it.
[05:35:47] <Alberto> with maggots
[05:35:50] <Alberto> and everything
[05:35:50] <Alberto> :D
[05:36:14] <Ethanol-fueled> does it have mecos in it?
[05:36:37] <Alberto> mecos?
[05:37:00] <Alberto> Ethanol-fueled it has this http://blogs.discovermagazine.com
[05:37:30] <Ethanol-fueled> That's kinda nasty, but there's a big difference in whether they're live or dead.
[05:38:04] <Ethanol-fueled> if they're dead and soaked in mezcal in the bottle, that's not much of a problem.
[05:38:23] <Alberto> i lived 2 years on south mexico
[05:38:28] <Alberto> they eat that things alive
[05:38:32] <Alberto> and the "chapulines" too
[05:38:37] <arti> :|
[05:38:37] <Ethanol-fueled> what part of south mexico?
[05:38:59] <Alberto> Ethanol-fueled http://www.publimetro.com.mx!0/r0dc21o2f3vste5s7ezej9x3a10rp3w$ak9x6igfup71fanabryiwbr9kqtxyfd/gusanos.jpeg
[05:39:02] <netctl> ^ 03404 - Página no encontrada – Publimetro
[05:39:05] <Alberto> San Cristobal de las Casas
[05:39:15] <Alberto> Chiapas state
[05:39:43] <Alberto> arti https://c1.staticflickr.com yumi yumi lol
[05:40:04] <Ethanol-fueled> man, I've heard that place is fucking gnarly
[05:40:18] <Ethanol-fueled> kidnappings, all kinds of shit.
[05:40:28] <arti> crunchy and spicy i guess
[05:40:31] <Alberto> Ethanol-fueled its the most calm place of Mexico
[05:40:53] <Ethanol-fueled> Bullshit Alberto, it's on the Guatemalan border.
[05:40:59] <Alberto> no is not
[05:40:59] <Ethanol-fueled> Nothing you tell me will convince me otherwise.
[05:41:09] <Alberto> lol
[05:41:15] <Alberto> coward!
[05:41:29] <Alberto> i been on Guatemala a lot
[05:41:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How US Companies Help Central Asian Autocrats Eavesdrop - http://sylnt.us - eaves2dropping-should-be-called-eaves2catching
[05:41:35] <Alberto> border and jungle and everything
[05:41:41] <Alberto> is not like you think
[05:42:17] <Alberto> If they kidnap here means no money for them due turism
[05:42:18] <Ethanol-fueled> I wasn't saying that Guatemala is bad, I was saying that border regions in general are where a lot of crime happens.
[05:42:24] <Alberto> no
[05:42:41] <Alberto> San Cristobal de las Casas its like 4 hours from Guatemala border
[05:42:42] <Ethanol-fueled> crime that crosses state (or nation) lines physically is big money.
[05:42:46] <Alberto> and there is some kind of duty free
[05:42:55] <Alberto> created by guatemaltecos and mexicanos
[05:42:57] <Ethanol-fueled> alberto, I was talking about your province, not state
[05:43:20] <Alberto> oh you mean Chiapas
[05:43:25] <Alberto> well where i lived was calm
[05:43:27] <Alberto> no issues
[05:43:33] <Ethanol-fueled> yeah, smugglings, kidnappings,
[05:43:37] <Alberto> 40% of population or so its imigrant
[05:43:51] <Alberto> There is a few bad things
[05:44:06] <Alberto> for example here people die if they try to kidnap a person no matter where they are from
[05:44:20] <Alberto> because they are mayans and aztecas
[05:44:29] <Alberto> they do the "split the person in 8"
[05:44:34] <Alberto> and sell videos of it
[05:44:40] <Alberto> crime here does not give you jail
[05:44:45] <Alberto> so there is not much crime
[05:44:46] <Alberto> :D
[05:44:49] <Ethanol-fueled> Alberto, do they eat their hearts afterward to gain their courage? Their sweet, tasty courage?
[05:44:52] <Alberto> Drug lors doesn0t come here
[05:44:57] <Alberto> no
[05:45:01] <Alberto> they burn them
[05:45:04] <Alberto> want to see a video? :D
[05:45:09] <Ethanol-fueled> Sure.
[05:45:41] <Ethanol-fueled> You'd better have a good one. I want to see some thrashing around and everything after they're lit.
[05:45:49] <Alberto> http://www.youtube.com
[05:45:50] <netctl> ^ 03Cuatro asaltantes se salvan de morir linchados en Tactic, Alta Verapaz - YouTube
[05:45:54] <Alberto> Check that
[05:46:27] <arti> linchados
[05:46:40] <arti> lynch 'em!
[05:46:43] <Alberto> That was kinda "nice"
[05:47:55] <Ethanol-fueled> hahaha, that was awesome.
[05:47:57] <Alberto> http://www.youtube.com
[05:47:58] <netctl> ^ 03JUSTICIA INDIGENA EN CAYAMBE - YouTube
[05:48:03] <Alberto> and there is plenty of them
[05:48:11] <Alberto> People do justice!
[05:48:12] <Alberto> :D
[05:49:02] <Ethanol-fueled> If only Americans were like that.
[05:49:14] <Alberto> and more http://www.youtube.com
[05:49:14] <netctl> ^ 03AJUSTICIAMIENTO CHIMBORAZO - YouTube
[05:49:15] <Alberto> Y_Y
[05:49:26] <Alberto> Chiapas is not what you think
[05:49:33] <arti> that's pretty cool
[05:49:35] <Alberto> i'm not Mexican
[05:49:42] <Alberto> thats why i insist
[05:49:51] <Alberto> when i come where i search for a secure and calm place to live
[05:49:54] * arti has no sympathy for the guys
[05:50:02] <Alberto> and i like that city because its near 500 years old
[05:50:04] <Alberto> and people is good
[05:50:09] <Ethanol-fueled> one of those fools was stripped to his chonies
[05:50:16] <Alberto> Yeah!
[05:50:23] <Alberto> you know what's fun?
[05:50:38] <Alberto> It works
[05:50:44] <Alberto> They won't do it again
[05:51:01] <Alberto> because the people is united
[05:51:09] <Alberto> thats why drug lords doesn't mess here
[05:51:17] <Alberto> nor the Mara 13 (M13) from Guatemala
[05:51:49] <Alberto> Also there is http://en.wikipedia.org
[05:51:50] <netctl> ^ 03Wiki: Zapatista Army of National Liberation
[05:51:57] <Alberto> its the same people of the state
[05:52:06] <Alberto> the family wich lives near you and so on
[05:52:45] <Ethanol-fueled> those autodefensas are pretty cool
[05:52:59] <Alberto> the zapatistas is the oldest and bigger
[05:53:14] <Alberto> thanks you them there is mayan's and aztecas living
[05:53:58] <Ethanol-fueled> Pretty badass.
[05:54:09] <Alberto> You are in Zapatista rebel territory. Here the people command and the government obeys.
[05:54:32] <Alberto> Well i like them and what they represent
[05:54:35] <Ethanol-fueled> is oaxaca one of those friendly states?
[05:55:06] <Alberto> no
[05:55:09] <Alberto> is near Guerrero
[05:55:27] <Alberto> too hot due the autodefensas
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[06:15:01] <Ethanol-fueled> Brown Menace.
[06:38:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Damn, the thing that sucks about eating before drinking is that it takes more to get drunk
[06:38:55] <Ethanol-fueled> The good news is that I'll wake up when the san diego chargers play.
[06:39:47] <Ethanol-fueled> http://en.wikipedia.org
[06:39:48] <netctl> ^ 03Wiki: San Diego Chargers
[06:46:13] <SirFinkus> drinking_first++
[06:46:13] <Bender> karma - drinking_first: 1
[06:47:35] <Ethanol-fueled> I know, running a scientific analasys of the matter concludes that I will have to drink 2.5 times the amount of booze when starting drinking after eating a heavy meal.
[06:49:05] <Ethanol-fueled> and for those reasons, I will have to grab more booze.
[06:49:16] <Ethanol-fueled> I will leave, and be back.
[06:49:53] <Ethanol-fueled> unfortunately but fortunately, there are liquor stores within walking distance.
[06:50:36] <Ethanol-fueled> so I will leave, and return. and attack the censorist fucks juggs and TheMightyBuzzard
[06:58:25] <SirFinkus> you get klined again?
[07:05:20] <Ethanol-fueled> they're trying more subtle behavioral modification techniques like muting
[07:05:50] <Ethanol-fueled> but I;m on the royal road to being k-lined tonight thanks to a liquor run.
[07:06:01] <Ethanol-fueled> dunno doe...feelin kinda nice.
[07:06:44] <Ethanol-fueled> time to SMOKE SOME POT.
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[07:14:53] <crutchy> coffee++
[07:14:53] <Bender> karma - coffee: 932
[07:18:27] <Ethanol-fueled> aw yeah, coffe is mad power
[07:18:32] <Ethanol-fueled> coffee++
[07:18:32] <Bender> karma - coffee: 933
[07:18:49] <Ethanol-fueled> it's like a crack cocaine you can do every day.
[07:18:54] <crutchy> atm i'm spooning with a frozen box drink
[07:19:08] <Ethanol-fueled> degenerate.
[07:19:15] <crutchy> tropical punch
[07:19:19] <crutchy> yummm
[07:19:58] <crutchy> stupid hot weather :/
[07:22:16] <crutchy> shit the stick man has changed
[07:25:27] <Ethanol-fueled> grolllk
[07:25:45] <Ethanol-fueled> suck my dick, motherfuckers.
[07:28:50] <Ethanol-fueled> I asked her if she wanted to dance, and she said that all she wanted was a good man. And wanted to know If I thought I was qualified. And I said, "baby don't waste your time".
[07:30:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scott Meyers New Effective Modern C++ is Out - http://sylnt.us - waiting-for-effective-modern-java#++!!1one!
[07:31:38] <chromas> heh, java sharp plus plus. needs a dot net too
[07:33:13] <Ethanol-fueled> man, jammin is aewsome
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[07:39:01] <crutchy> see ya dude
[07:39:09] <crutchy> how you doin chromas?
[07:39:10] <ciri> how how brown cow
[07:39:18] <crutchy> i been out all afternoon :/
[07:39:19] <SirFinkus> ciri--
[07:39:19] <Bender> karma - ciri: -29
[07:44:17] <chromas> just hangin' out, reading the internets
[07:44:50] <chromas> <cough>systemd pages on arch and debian wikis</cough>
[07:46:23] * Konomi adds a hint of drama and idology
[07:46:48] <chromas> they're actually decent
[07:46:55] <chromas> minimal poo flinging
[07:46:56] <Konomi> ideology*
[07:47:07] <Konomi> oh I didn't mean the wikis hehe
[07:47:11] <chromas> also the arch wiki lists epoch as an alternate init to use
[07:47:20] <chromas> epoch++
[07:47:20] <Bender> karma - epoch: 2
[07:47:35] <chromas> ^ that should be at least a 5
[07:47:40] <Konomi> epochd++
[07:47:40] <Bender> karma - epochd: 1
[07:48:55] <chromas> I need to get my robot caught up with crutchy's. His is so much cooler. Actually, they all are. Except for tama
[07:49:02] <Konomi> since firefox is switching to yahoo I'm gonna try it for awhile and see what it is like
[07:49:37] <chromas> Konomi: but the commenters said it's terrible because it overwrites your settings and forces you to use yahoo
[07:49:57] <Konomi> I use iceweasel so idk if that will happen
[07:49:59] <chromas> and uh, it eats babies
[07:50:08] <Konomi> did it date systemd too?
[07:50:30] <chromas> I think it may be an incestuous relationship
[07:50:33] <Konomi> will systemd write a blog post about how yahoo cheated on it
[07:50:43] <Konomi> then we can start the initgate movement for ethics in inits
[07:51:00] <chromas> eth init cleansing
[07:51:31] * chromas hopes for kde 5 to hurry up
[07:52:00] <chromas> I upgraded to kde 5 since I'm mostly using enlightenment. the kde config thing is missing lots of settings and it locks up sometimes
[07:52:04] <Konomi> I was tempted to write on the init features article "I thought I'd ask the obvious question that everyone wanted to know, could you make it not systemd, I think that's the most important feature"
[07:52:10] <chromas> Additionally, all the toolbar buttons are huuge
[07:52:24] <Konomi> kde5 is no where near ready
[07:52:27] <Konomi> neither is qt5
[07:52:55] <Konomi> they need wayland get more attention too
[07:53:02] <chromas> but dammit, I need moar shinies
[07:53:03] <Konomi> lots of waiting and possible changes all around
[07:53:14] <Konomi> get a mac then!
[07:53:15] <chromas> I'd be trying wayland too if it supported blob graphical drivers
[07:53:17] <chromas> ew
[07:54:13] <chromas> although, if anyone has a spare apple sitting around, I'll take it off your hands. Especially one of those with the decent screen resolution. I promise I won't nuke the OS and install Linux the instant I touch it
[07:56:57] <chromas> Actually, last I tried the open source nvidia drivers they worked pretty well, even with Blender. Can't do cuda though or wine games
[08:06:26] <crutchy> chromas, re cool robots... yours is pascal, so all it has to do is compile and it has a 500% coolness factor over php
[08:07:18] <crutchy> and your hives are cool. they inspired execfs
[08:07:43] <chromas> hehe, your buckets inspired hives
[08:08:45] * crutchy wishes he had hives
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[08:10:41] <crutchy> yo JamesNZ
[08:10:49] <JamesNZ> Evening crutchy :)
[08:11:14] <crutchy> you getting shitty hot weather over there?
[08:11:31] <JamesNZ> s/shitty/gloriously/
[08:11:58] <JamesNZ> Feels like 22-ish degrees.
[08:12:27] <crutchy> glorious is limited to only having to crank the aircon in the car 2 minutes before getting in :p
[08:12:51] * crutchy is a woos with hot weather
[08:12:56] <crutchy> wuss
[08:13:07] <JamesNZ> Heh, I love hot weather :)
[08:15:15] <chromas> There's only so many layer of clothes you can take off before the police show up
[08:20:34] <Konomi> I don't mind hot weather but my comptuers dislike muchly
[08:21:47] <crutchy> comptuers++
[08:21:47] <Bender> karma - comptuers: 1
[08:26:51] <Konomi> No packages will be installed, upgraded, or removed.
[08:26:51] <Konomi> 0 packages upgraded, 0 newly installed, 0 to remove and 1 not upgraded.
[08:26:53] <Konomi> sniff
[08:27:56] <crutchy> which one got held back?
[08:29:22] <chromas> Konomi: arch :D
[08:29:52] <crutchy> ah oh php5 upgrading
[08:31:19] <chromas> gonna break yo' bot
[08:32:53] <crutchy> hehe "Unpacking replacement linux-image-3.2.0-4-amd64 ..."
[08:33:04] <crutchy> how many years is that behind you guys?
[08:33:04] <ciri> very carefully and then some
[08:33:47] <chromas> I'm on 3.17.3-1
[08:33:54] <chromas> so some amount
[08:34:31] <chromas> There's also an lts kernel at 3.14.25-1
[08:34:50] <crutchy> i'm upgrading to 3.2 :D
[08:34:55] <crutchy> woohoo!
[08:35:10] <chromas> yours is probably more stable at least
[08:35:13] <crutchy> this new fangled techmology
[08:35:30] <chromas> plus you still get to have the systemd transition ahead :D
[08:36:02] <chromas> ooh, pianobar can be controlled by pipe, just like ii
[08:36:14] <chromas> I was hoping I could have it store music to disk
[08:39:53] <crutchy> that reminds me of something that must be put in execfs (or hive)
[08:40:49] <chromas> permissionsctl?
[08:43:20] <crutchy> ~set science_show = https://www.youtube.com
[08:43:21] <exec> 06goatscience_show = https://www.youtube.com
[08:44:12] <crutchy> goatscience_show??
[08:44:34] <crutchy> ~cd
[08:44:35] <exec> 06cleared path for crutchy
[08:44:44] <crutchy> silly program
[08:45:47] <chromas> need a tree for storage :D
[08:46:12] <crutchy> maybe it would bee easier if i just used nested arrays
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[08:51:14] <crutchy> ~set mine_turtle = https://www.youtube.com
[08:51:15] <exec> 06mine_turtle = https://www.youtube.com
[08:51:29] <chromas> does php have a tree type?
[08:52:24] <chromas> looks like no :(
[08:58:09] <crutchy> nested arrays are pretty easy. and i can wrap it all up with serialize
[09:03:34] * arti o.o
[09:10:08] * chromas wants full hierarchy too now
[09:30:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - In a Self-Driving Future, We may not Even Want to Own Cars - http://sylnt.us - prefer-to-own-an-automobile
[09:59:47] <Konomi> http://boingboing.net
[09:59:54] <Konomi> priceless
[10:01:41] <Konomi> http://boingboing.net
[10:01:41] <netctl> ^ 03Bible: tl;dr edition - Boing Boing
[10:10:41] <chromas> http://boingboing.net
[10:10:42] <netctl> ^ 03Dad hurls chair at judge after light sentence handed to driver who killed his daughter - Boing Boing
[10:10:51] <Konomi> yep
[10:10:52] <chromas> Automatic translations are funny
[10:10:56] <Konomi> shame he missed
[10:11:08] <chromas> this site is weird
[10:22:42] <crutchy> coffee++
[10:22:42] <Bender> karma - coffee: 934
[10:24:16] <crutchy> re ebola bandits... wtf was ebola being transported in a taxi for?
[10:25:30] <crutchy> was probably terrrrrusts
[10:27:30] <crutchy> ~users all-channels
[10:27:31] <exec> # #0 #accountability #civ #comments #debug #derp #dev #dumpster #editorial #frontend #github #help #idlenerds #irpg #qa #rss-bot #soylent #staff #stderr #style #sublight #test #weather #wiki #~ #~#w00tw00t +#altslashdot +#botcommand +#keira_knightley +#natalie_portman +#nsfw +#pipedot +#stdin +#stdout +#submissions +#uselessd +#wildwest
[10:27:36] <crutchy> oops wrong chan
[10:27:39] <arti> natalie portman
[10:27:55] <arti> i think you need more channels, that's simply too few
[10:28:10] * arti brings offerings of skittles
[10:28:18] <crutchy> mmm skittles
[10:36:18] <stderr> #stdin, #stdout and #stderr?
[10:37:10] <crutchy> irc is apparently just one big shell, or something
[10:37:21] <crutchy> dunno they might be chromas'
[10:38:18] <stderr> I would have expected #stderr to be mine...
[10:38:51] <crutchy> hmm i think there might be a bug... that must be squashed
[10:39:03] <crutchy> need to trim those leading +'s
[10:39:55] <crutchy> looks like they prolly came from a 319
[10:42:13] <crutchy> ~bucket <<EXEC_USERS>> unset
[10:42:14] <exec> unset bucket
[10:42:30] <crutchy> chromas, can you do a ~say?
[10:42:55] <chromas> ~say =say hey hey hey
[10:42:56] <exec> =say hey hey hey
[10:42:56] <netctl> hey hey hey
[10:43:02] <crutchy> ta :D
[10:43:11] <crutchy> ~users all-channels
[10:43:12] <exec> # #accountability #civ #comments #debug #derp #dev #dumpster #editorial #frontend #github #help #idlenerds #irpg #qa #rss-bot #soylent #staff #stderr #style #sublight #test #weather #wiki #~ #~#w00tw00t +#altslashdot +#botcommand +#keira_knightley +#natalie_portman +#nsfw +#pipedot +#stdin +#stdout +#submissions +#uselessd +#wildwest
[10:43:17] <crutchy> shit
[10:43:19] <ciri> ok who farted?
[10:43:27] <crutchy> must be in the bot
[10:43:52] <chromas> + means voiced or something
[10:43:59] <crutchy> yeah
[10:44:08] <chromas> maybe op but I thought that was @
[10:44:25] <chromas> @echo off
[10:44:31] <crutchy> picks @ off too, but also + in the same line
[10:44:35] <crutchy> ~say fart
[10:44:36] <exec> fart
[10:44:50] <crutchy> should do this shit as notices
[10:46:06] <crutchy> ~users all-channels
[10:50:20] <crutchy> ah figured it out
[10:50:34] <crutchy> in those channels with the +, you're voiced and opped
[10:50:45] <crutchy> crap i thought i sorted out that ages ago :/
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[11:11:48] <crutchy> lol
[11:11:49] <crutchy> http://www.youtube.com
[11:11:49] <ciri> HEY! don't laugh at me
[11:11:49] <netctl> ^ 03It's Just Not Cricket Part I - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[11:21:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Working for Banks Makes you Dishonest - http://sylnt.us - we-promise-to-be-honest-from-now-on
[11:49:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:49:02] <Bender> karma - coffee: 935
[11:57:48] <crutchy> coffee++
[11:57:48] <Bender> karma - coffee: 936
[11:59:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> apparently i needed another 45m of sleep today
[12:00:25] <chromas> because you didn't get enough coffee++
[12:00:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++ #indeed
[12:00:39] <Bender> karma - coffee: 937
[12:04:47] <ar> http://seclists.org
[12:04:48] <netctl> ^ 03oss-sec: so, can we do something about lesspipe? (+ a cpio bug to back up the argument)
[12:05:09] <ar> no, because you overdid coffee
[12:05:14] <ar> you need less coffee
[12:05:17] <ar> coffee--
[12:05:17] <Bender> karma - coffee: 936
[12:17:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> fishing++
[12:17:28] <Bender> karma - fishing: 17
[12:24:26] <chromas> #e on freenode has its own poutine right now :)
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[12:34:16] <ar> i'd be happy if there was a way to make a tiling wm out of E
[12:37:23] <chromas> there's a Tiling module but I haven't tried it
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[13:11:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google "inbox" Architecture and Cross Platform Development - http://sylnt.us - our-inbox-is-your-inbox
[13:17:40] <crutchy> new_SN_poll++
[13:17:40] <Bender> karma - new_sn_poll: 3
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[14:45:24] <Konomi> needs systemd poll about which OS we're moving too when it gives us all stds \o/
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[15:04:00] <ar> >I doesn't afraid of anything
[15:10:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Absurd Paper Accepted by Open-Access Computer Science Journal - http://sylnt.us - how-many-7-letter-words-start-with-"F"?
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[15:41:15] <ar> https://bugs.debian.org
[15:41:19] <netctl> ^ 03#770644 - systemd: systemd is completely unusable after a fatal signal - Debian Bug report logs
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[16:20:00] * Konomi really should sleep
[16:20:04] * Konomi hates sleep though
[16:20:14] <Konomi> it's mutual though I am pretty sure it hates me too
[16:23:31] <SirFinkus> holy shit, great thunderstorm going on right now
[16:23:46] <SirFinkus> thunderstorms++
[16:23:46] <Bender> karma - thunderstorms: 0
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[16:28:50] <Konomi> trees_in_your_bedroom--
[16:28:50] <Bender> karma - trees_in_your_bedroom: -1
[16:29:55] <SirFinkus> never had that happen, so still
[16:29:57] <SirFinkus> thunderstorms++
[16:29:57] <Bender> karma - thunderstorms: 1
[16:30:49] <Konomi> your idea of thunderstorms may change drastically if you ever do ;p
[16:31:24] <SirFinkus> ice_storms--
[16:31:24] <Bender> karma - ice_storms: -1
[16:31:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Gates Foundation to Require Open Access - http://sylnt.us - he-who-pays-the-piper
[16:31:41] <SirFinkus> those are the worst ones
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[16:54:08] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Bitin' your mommas nips.
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[17:37:01] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Steely dan rocks
[17:40:47] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Weed rocks.
[17:40:55] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> THE SAN DIEGO CHARGERS rock.
[17:41:22] <poutine> weed is a substance, not a lifestyle
[17:41:40] <poutine> I imagine you'll realize this when you get out of your teenage years
[17:42:12] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> hahahahaha
[17:43:02] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> you're probably some uptight prick who's never smoked weed in his life.
[17:43:17] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> and you get modded down all the time. That happens only to assholes.
[17:43:54] <poutine> nah, I smoke weed, I have a medical recommendation for it. I just don't talk about it like it's a panacea
[17:44:56] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> poutine, you're one smug sonofabitch.
[17:47:51] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> and it IS a panacea.
[17:48:19] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> of more people smoked it instead of doing cocaine, the world would be a much more friendly place.
[17:48:52] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> http://www.youtube.com
[17:48:52] <netctl> ^ 03Steely Dan - Peg Lyrics - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[17:51:03] <ar> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[17:51:04] <netctl> ^ 03Renewable energy 'simply WON'T WORK': Top Google engineers • The Register
[17:51:38] <ar> Konomi: how did you get a tree in your bedroom? o_O
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[17:52:46] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> happiness is waking up hung over and discovering a 22 oz. can of Saporro in your fridge
[17:53:44] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> And a monstrous nug of weed in your coffers, on the same day that the SAN DIEGO CHARGERS are playin'
[17:54:51] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Philip Rivers is a fucking dork. Seriously, if the magic hand chose one of you at random to play football(handegg) that guy would be Philip Rivers.
[17:55:35] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> http://1.bp.blogspot.com
[17:58:21] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> But none of you sad sacks played a sport in your lives, so you wouldn't know.
[17:58:59] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> You wouldn't know the adrenaline rush from knowing whether you're going to be hit or crush somebody in seconds' time.
[17:59:25] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> You've never participated in the purest form of competition.
[18:00:12] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> I was lucky to be on the football team in the ghetto high school, with the biggest and meanest minorities.
[18:01:12] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> These fuckers would superman-tackle motherfuckers, then grab their facemasks up to their faces and say, "Fuck you, bitch"
[18:03:07] * JamesNZ sniffs, smells ethanol
[18:03:34] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> James, I found an easter-egg in my fridge.
[18:03:47] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> an unopened 22 oz. can of Saporro.
[18:04:03] <JamesNZ> Whatever that is :P
[18:04:19] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> http://sapporobeer.com
[18:04:20] <netctl> ^ 03SAPPORO
[18:04:31] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Jesus fuck, james, do you live in a bubble>
[18:04:34] <JamesNZ> Oh, beer.
[18:04:41] <JamesNZ> Nah, I live under a rock.
[18:04:59] <JamesNZ> A teetotalling rock :D
[18:06:02] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> It's okay to drink on Sundays in America, because that's when NFL games are on.
[18:07:35] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Especially when the Chargers stomp the st. Loius rams later today.
[18:10:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Double Google - Security and Ads - http://sylnt.us - two-googles-is-enough-for-anybody
[18:11:17] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Google are Jew-run fifth-columnists
[18:11:23] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> like Zuckerburg
[18:12:26] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> To restore its glory days America must become Judenrein.
[18:17:49] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Too short is coming to san diego
[18:27:40] <ar> http://vimeo.com - wtf. probably nsfw
[18:27:41] <netctl> ^ 03Still Life (Betamale), Jon Rafman + Oneohtrix Point Never, 2013 on Vimeo
[18:29:26] <JamesNZ> I looked away when she said I couldn't.
[18:30:55] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> flirting homosexuals.
[18:31:21] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Disney made a cartoon about it, the one with the dragon and the guy trying to slay him.
[18:31:44] <poutine> I might work for a company mentioned recently in this room
[18:32:06] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> poutine, you and errybody else. I work for a large multinational.
[18:33:11] <ar> http://bad.solutions
[18:33:12] <netctl> ^ 03Oracle | Hardware and Software, Engineered to Work Together ( http://www.oracle.com )
[18:33:37] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> I've seen plenty of horrors in the military industrial complex.
[18:41:14] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Damn shame really. The military is a tighly-run ship.
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[18:43:18] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Tachyon beams!
[18:43:34] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> ugh, what were they used for, again?
[18:43:54] <ar> http://i.4cdn.org
[18:44:07] <Tachyon> holy fuck your nick is so lon
[18:44:09] <Tachyon> long
[18:44:26] <Tachyon> who is a person responsible for the irc server settings?
[18:44:49] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> ask juggs. He bans anybody who uses the word "FUCK"
[18:44:59] <juggs> o.o
[18:45:02] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> especially the phrase "FUCK JEWS"
[18:45:08] <Tachyon> juggler: why the fuck are the nick alloved to be so long?
[18:45:16] <Tachyon> ehm
[18:45:22] <Tachyon> juggs: why the fuck are the nick alloved to be so long?
[18:45:25] San-Diego-Super-Chargers is now known as Chargers
[18:45:29] <Tachyon> allowed
[18:45:56] <juggs> Don't ask me, I didn't set it up
[18:46:11] <Tachyon> i don't mind server server wide long nick support
[18:46:25] <Tachyon> but on any big reasonable channel there should be like 15 character limit
[18:46:33] <Tachyon> juggs: who set it up?
[18:46:33] <Chargers> long nicks are for trolling.
[18:46:49] <juggs> xlefay
[18:47:02] <Tachyon> Chargers: btw, he doesn't ban everybody who say the word fuck :D
[18:47:11] <Tachyon> i intentionally said it and nothing happend :D
[18:47:39] <Chargers> suck my dick, faggot.
[18:47:39] <Tachyon> xlefay: I vote for 15 char maximum nick length on #Soylent
[18:48:31] <Tachyon> Chargers: not until you fuck some jews :D
[18:49:05] <Chargers> I've fucked 2 Jews.
[18:49:26] <Chargers> And I don't plan on boffing more.
[18:49:39] <Tachyon> 2bad
[18:49:58] <Tachyon> i would bang sarah silverman
[18:51:21] <Chargers> sarahh silverman is a fucking unfunny Jew/
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[18:51:54] <Chargers> contrary to what Hollywood wants you to believe, Jews are not funny.
[18:52:31] <Chargers> Unless You're a goddamn dyke in Boston or the California Bay Area
[18:54:11] <Chargers> Jesus, it's like SN is falling victim to the same afflicion that Slashdot did: A bunch of "useful-idiot" christians receiving their orders from 1 or 2 fucking Jews.
[18:54:28] <Chargers> timothy is a fucking Jew.
[18:56:28] <Chargers> Purge the Jews!
[18:58:10] <Chargers> fucking kike lovers
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[19:02:47] <Chargers> You all are Christians sucking Jew cock.
[19:03:03] <Chargers> bob on that knob, fuckheads!
[19:17:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> you drunk already, EF?
[19:17:18] <Chargers> Hell yeah. It was a wrap-around deal.
[19:17:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeesh
[19:17:57] <JamesNZ> coffee-- # Root of all evil!
[19:17:57] <Bender> karma - coffee: 935
[19:17:58] <Chargers> Now waiting for muh female friend to stay da night after the charger game over.
[19:18:12] <Chargers> no, i Must not have coffee now.
[19:19:13] <Chargers> last time I had this lady stay over she didn't talk to me for 2 weeks after I downed 4 shots of Jagermeister and bit her between the legs.
[19:19:51] <Chargers> hahahah, she's a pH.D and accused me of "biting her pussy"
[19:20:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, so you're saying we should prolly just boot you now and save everyone but your less than brilliant though overeducated chick some headaches?
[19:21:05] <Chargers> that was gratuitous last night, Buzzard.
[19:21:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> what, spanking alberto?
[19:21:37] <Chargers> you and juggs, fucking assholes both.
[19:22:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> deal with it. i'm sick of alberto's bullshit.
[19:22:50] * Chargers is now rorshach -- NIGGERS. BEANERS. KIKES. KILL ME NOW! DO IT!
[19:23:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> well since you asked so nice
[19:23:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> .kick Chargers
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[19:34:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay you lot. wore out from fishing and going to have a nap. ping if you actually need anything.
[19:37:25] <Leebert> Fishing sounds boring. I'm helping a college student with an intro to programming Java project.
[19:38:00] <Leebert> When I'm done with this, I'll probably go run my foot over with my car a few times, or maybe stick my finger in an electrical receptacle.
[19:38:23] <Leebert> MUCH better than fishing. :)
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[19:41:16] <San-Diego-Chargers> http://postimg.org
[19:41:17] <netctl> ^ 03View image: Hello
[19:41:17] <San-Diego-Chargers> http://postimg.org
[19:41:18] <San-Diego-Chargers> http://postimg.org
[19:41:19] <San-Diego-Chargers> http://postimg.org
[19:41:19] <San-Diego-Chargers> http://postimg.org
[19:41:20] <San-Diego-Chargers> http://postimg.org
[19:41:20] <San-Diego-Chargers> http://postimg.org
[19:41:21] <San-Diego-Chargers> http://postimg.org
[19:41:21] <San-Diego-Chargers> v
[19:41:21] <San-Diego-Chargers> http://postimg.org
[19:41:22] <San-Diego-Chargers> vv
[19:41:22] <San-Diego-Chargers> http://postimg.org
[19:41:23] <San-Diego-Chargers> http://postimg.org
[19:41:23] <San-Diego-Chargers> http://postimg.org
[19:41:23] <netctl> ^ 03404 Not Found
[19:41:23] <San-Diego-Chargers> http://postimg.org
[19:41:24] <San-Diego-Chargers> v
[19:41:24] <San-Diego-Chargers> v
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[19:41:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Blow On Money to Tell If It Is Counterfeit - http://sylnt.us - there-is-always-blow-on-money...
[20:01:35] <poutine> really?
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[20:19:13] <idetuxs> g'day
[20:19:14] <ciri> hi i'm happy today! :D idetuxs
[20:19:24] <juggs> hi idetuxs
[20:19:25] <ciri> hello, whats up juggs
[20:19:31] <idetuxs> hi juggs !
[20:19:48] <idetuxs> ciri can pass the turing test?
[20:21:06] <idetuxs> :P
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[20:21:26] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> http://www.youtube.com
[20:21:27] <netctl> ^ 03Spun - The Pussy - YouTube
[20:21:48] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> You don't talk to it, you MAKE VOW TO IT.
[20:22:29] <poutine> San-Diego-Super-Chargers, you seem pretty immature for an adult
[20:22:50] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> I am. I'm a fucking maggot.
[20:23:03] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> A base knave brute.
[20:23:24] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> stupidest among the stupid.
[20:24:31] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> HHhHhhhahahaha
[20:28:06] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> GET IN THE RING!
[20:28:43] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Why do you look at me when you hate me?
[20:29:13] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Why should I look at you when you make me hate you too?
[20:29:30] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> I sense a smell of retribution in the air, I don't even understand why the fuck you even care
[20:32:02] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[20:32:02] <Bender> karma - coffee: 934
[20:32:57] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> time for drinkiong.
[20:33:11] <juggs> Thought you had company coming over
[20:34:29] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> I do. Shes my DD
[20:35:09] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> actually, we're not gonna drive. Just watch some CHARGERS HANDEGG
[20:35:33] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> I'll try to makea porn with her and post it here. '
[20:36:55] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> gonna go bye bye for now, and stagger down the street to get some more licka.
[20:37:43] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> And not be back for awhile, because the local bar is but a few footsteps aweigh.
[20:43:22] <Alberto> ~gday all
[20:47:17] <crutchy> coffee++
[20:47:17] <Bender> karma - coffee: 935
[20:48:14] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> kickoff soon
[20:49:15] <crutchy> ~define handegg
[20:49:23] <crutchy> derp
[20:49:33] <crutchy> 404 bot not found
[20:51:22] <crutchy> the stick figure looks cool now
[20:51:33] <crutchy> omg it's full of stars!
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[20:52:30] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> allright, time to go watch the game.
[20:52:45] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> be back in a few hours, fucksticks.
[20:52:45] <ciri> when you coming back. miss ya already! ;) San-Diego-Super-Chargers
[21:21:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Debian Package Request for GPC-Slots 2 Rejected - Unfairly? - http://sylnt.us - no-love-for-trolls
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[22:45:47] <juggs> ~g'day crutchy o/
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[23:22:01] <exec> ~g'day juggs
[23:22:02] * exec suspiciously passes a coffee++ mug of boogers to juggs
[23:22:34] * chromas remembers when monopoly used to listen to itself for links
[23:23:17] <juggs> wouldn't that be a recursive nightmare?
[23:23:57] <chromas> it was; someone had an irc client that had its site url in the quit message
[23:24:07] <chromas> and the title also had the url
[23:24:23] <chromas> so loop time
[23:24:52] <chromas> that's because at the time, it was a kvirc script and the on_url event I hooked didn't say who it was from
[23:25:02] <juggs> easily done I suppose
[23:25:13] <chromas> it just fired on any url it saw from anywhere
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[23:26:37] <juggs> sounds like something I'd do :D
[23:27:53] <chromas> now it's all hastily-written pascal :)
[23:28:40] <chromas> it seems like ctrl-arrow only works in graphical terminals, but not in tmux or anything
[23:29:05] <chromas> it's handy to be able to throw the cursor a word at a time instead of holding the arrow for twenty five minutes
[23:30:26] <juggs> definitely handy
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[23:50:02] <Konomi> ar: it fell on my house ^^;
[23:50:36] <ar> Konomi: you could say that you… got wood from it. right? ;)
[23:50:43] <ar> (okay, that was a bad joke)
[23:50:58] <Konomi> traumatic first time wood I guess thenb ;p
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