#Soylent | Logs for 2014-11-17

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[00:00:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Indonesia Tax Agency Saves 90% with Open Source - http://sylnt.us - impressive-numbers
[00:03:12] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Fuckin' pussies who can't take hits
[00:03:50] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Don't matter if you get knocked down. What matters is how fast you get back up.
[00:06:03] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Charger-Raider games are great because the bring out the thug in everyone.
[00:06:09] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> The players, the spectators
[00:06:23] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> violence breaks out in bars
[00:10:40] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> San Diego 16, Oakland 6
[00:11:06] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> er, San Diego 13
[00:11:10] <San-Diego-Super-Chargers> Oakland 6
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[00:42:39] <juggs> crutchy spoke a total of 1617 words!
[00:42:39] <juggs> crutchy's faithful follower, TheMightyBuzzard, didn't speak so much: 1504 words.
[00:42:43] <juggs> :D
[00:43:24] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[00:43:24] <Bender> karma - coffee: 935
[00:43:26] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[00:43:26] <Bender> karma - coffee: 934
[00:44:04] <juggs> Just messing with some stat gen thingamy... http://stats.sylnt.us
[00:44:04] <netctl> ^ 03#soylent @ SoylentNews.org stats by juggs
[00:45:24] <SpallsHurgenson> oooh, rainbowy!
[00:46:24] <juggs> it has a bajillion options :/
[00:46:39] <SpallsHurgenson> stats like that make me realize I need to up the amount of nonsense I post in this channel so I can show up on that list :)
[00:46:48] <juggs> .op
[00:46:48] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o juggs] by juggler
[00:46:54] <juggs> .topic https://SoylentNews.org | Useful links: http://sylnt.us | SN PBC Board Meeting - TBA in #staff, all are welcome
[00:47:04] <juggs> .deop
[00:47:04] -!- mode/#Soylent [-o juggs] by juggler
[00:47:05] <SpallsHurgenson> quantity, not quality is now the name of the game! :)
[00:47:10] <chromas> "crutchy isn't a sad person either" "crutchy is also a sad person"
[00:48:35] <silverly> damn irc stats, now i feel i should be writing in every other message so my stats get up there
[00:48:45] <SpallsHurgenson> crutchy is like a schroedinger's cat for emotions :)
[00:49:02] <silverly> ;D
[00:49:08] <chromas> he's in bot states until he's in the one I choose to observe him in
[00:49:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy is a silly dropbear lover
[00:49:14] <chromas> s/t/th/
[00:49:27] <SpallsHurgenson> how do I "beat people up" according to those stats? I want to be the violent one!
[00:49:27] <ciri> very carefully and then some
[00:49:50] * SpallsHurgenson slaps himself with a fish
[00:50:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> well, i do it like this...
[00:50:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> .kick TheMightyBuzzard
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[00:50:30] <SpallsHurgenson> now we see the violence inherent in the system!
[00:50:32] * chromas hits netctl
[00:50:42] * chromas donkeypunches exec
[00:50:50] <SpallsHurgenson> does stats keep track of the number of Monty Python quotes used?
[00:50:56] * juggs smacks SpallsHurgenson
[00:51:16] <juggs> <set ViolentWords="slaps beats kick">
[00:51:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> SpallsHurgenson, help, help, you're being repressed. come and see the violence inherent in the sysadmin?
[00:51:25] <silverly> oh god, monty python
[00:51:32] <juggs> ^^ that's the default for violence
[00:51:54] * SpallsHurgenson lays down some slick beats
[00:52:18] * SpallsHurgenson slaps his knees to the beat as the drums kick in
[00:52:21] * chromas slaps on some beats for kicks
[00:52:32] <juggs> Lotsa options for config is anyone can be bothered reading... http://pisg.sourceforge.net
[00:52:32] <netctl> ^ 03pisg - Perl IRC Statistics Generator :: Documentation
[00:53:01] <silverly> ^ im currently reading it how
[00:53:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> sigh, i think i want a nap but it's only like 2.5h till bedtime
[00:53:24] <silverly> s/how/now/
[00:53:27] <juggs> have an early night then TMB
[00:53:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> must've eaten too much pie
[00:53:41] <SpallsHurgenson> I want pie.
[00:57:26] <SpallsHurgenson> well, I've run out of things to say so I think I'll just start quoting disco lyrics: To my surprise, one hundred stories high / People getting loose y'all, getting down on the roof
[00:57:37] <SpallsHurgenson> Folks are screaming, out of control / It was so entertaining when the boogie started to explode
[00:57:43] <SpallsHurgenson> I heard somebody say / (Burn baby burn) Disco inferno
[00:57:48] <SpallsHurgenson> (that ought to boost my stats :)
[00:59:48] <juggs> It should. Logging bot only writes logs at intervals though and I've not cronified the stat page generation yet, just manually run for now while I poke it around :D
[01:01:12] <juggs> Plus it's currently only got ~24hrs of logs to work on
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[01:02:04] <SpallsHurgenson> just my luck that was the 24 hours I actually had a life and wasn't on IRC :)
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[01:02:33] <juggs> hehe - you disappeared of the sticky chart for a time too
[01:02:47] <Ethanol-fueled> robbery, assault an battery!
[01:03:04] <SpallsHurgenson> strange, I'm usually around when things get sticky
[01:03:05] <juggs> spare the poor innocent batteries!
[01:03:05] * chromas gives Ethanol-fueled a salt and battery
[01:03:15] <Ethanol-fueled> mm, a salt.
[01:03:39] <Ethanol-fueled> http://en.wikipedia.org
[01:03:40] <netctl> ^ 03Wiki: Mineral lick
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[01:03:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Yum.
[01:06:00] <Ethanol-fueled> robbery assault an battery!
[01:06:39] <juggs> SpallsHurgenson, there ya go - you hit #12 now :D
[01:07:05] <SpallsHurgenson> and that's just the START of my nonsense :)
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[01:08:00] <juggs> It'll make more sense when it has more to chew on anyway
[01:08:46] <SpallsHurgenson> hmmm... it counts emoticons. I wonder if I can confuse it; am I happy or sad :):
[01:10:37] <juggs> :D D: ^.^ o.O O.O
[01:10:47] <juggs> Who knows?!
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[01:11:57] <juggs> Right - cronify the thing, add some blurb to teh wiki and that'll be my meddling done for tonight.
[01:13:16] <SpallsHurgenson> run it so often that it brings the server to its knees. Make it beg for mercy as it continually pores over our IRC nonsense, muhahahahaha!
[01:14:24] <juggs> Well it claims: "Stats generated in 00 hours 00 minutes and 00 seconds " - going to have to put it on a seriously mad frequency to knacker the server.
[01:14:47] <juggs> Probably once an hour is more than enough
[01:15:04] * SpallsHurgenson adds more disco: My baby moves at midnight / Goes right on till the dawn / My woman takes me higher / My woman keeps me warm
[01:15:07] <chromas> make it a systemd timer :)
[01:15:12] <SpallsHurgenson> What you doin' on your back aah / What you doin' on your back aah / You should be dancing, yeah / Dancing, yeah
[01:15:30] * juggs systemds chromas
[01:15:54] <juggs> ok - have to add "systemds" to the violent action word list now :P
[01:16:33] <SpallsHurgenson> <chuckle>
[01:17:12] <juggs> that might upset Kinimo though! (sic - no ping)
[01:18:28] <SirFinkus> you mean Konomi?
[01:18:39] * SirFinkus runs
[01:18:40] <SpallsHurgenson> what's this about Konomi?
[01:18:47] <juggs> HA! Thanks SirFinkus :P
[01:19:13] <SirFinkus> np, that's what I'm here for
[01:19:23] <SirFinkus> I'm actually a bot that corrects the spellings of people's names
[01:20:01] <juggs> lol ciri
[01:20:05] <juggs> ciri
[01:20:07] <juggs> ?
[01:20:26] <SpallsHurgenson> happiness is a shut-up bot
[01:21:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab SpallsHurgenson
[01:21:40] <Bender> Added quote 273
[01:21:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> wisdom if we ever had any in this channel
[01:22:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> cept for bender
[01:22:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[01:22:09] <Bender> karma - coffee: 935
[01:22:11] <SpallsHurgenson> I wouldn't count on it
[01:22:11] <juggs> only by sheer fluke
[01:22:13] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[01:22:13] <Bender> karma - coffee: 934
[01:22:19] <SpallsHurgenson> coffee+-
[01:22:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> say, that's an idea, i could drink coffee and be up till 1am
[01:22:52] <JamesNZ> Coffee is both good and bad?
[01:23:05] <SpallsHurgenson> I'm Chaotic Neutral :)
[01:23:14] <JamesNZ> :P
[01:23:20] <SpallsHurgenson> I want change but don't want to take sides
[01:23:23] <juggs> Just neck a tablespoon of anhydrous caffeine TMB
[01:23:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> that'd prolly kill me. i use 1/8 teaspoon in uncaffeinated drinks.
[01:24:14] <juggs> ahhh - not familiar with the stuff
[01:24:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> be like downing eight cups of coffee
[01:24:30] <SpallsHurgenson> you may have a problem if you add caffeine to drinks
[01:24:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> well no, you said tablespoon
[01:24:40] <juggs> nod nod
[01:25:03] <juggs> 30+ cups of coffee I guess
[01:25:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> 24 cups of coffee is probably too much even for me
[01:25:11] <juggs> That's not going to end well
[01:25:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> SpallsHurgenson, i've added caffeine to spaghetti
[01:25:39] <juggs> wash it down with a red bull to be sure
[01:25:42] <SpallsHurgenson> that's a hypothesis but we need experimental evidence to prove it, so get drinking
[01:26:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i don wanna know.
[01:26:14] <juggs> Does it actually taste of anything?
[01:26:24] <juggs> the caffeine stuff that is
[01:26:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, hard to describe though except as caffeine.
[01:26:35] <SpallsHurgenson> you must do it... FOR SCIENCE!!!!
[01:26:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> SpallsHurgenson, can't i just blow something up and take measurements like the mythbusters?
[01:27:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> juggs, ever take vivarin or nodoze?
[01:27:18] <SpallsHurgenson> trust me, after you drink 24 cups of coffee, that will probably happen anyway :)
[01:28:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> tastes a lot like that except you shouldn't be putting enough in a drink that you can really taste it except in that way you can tell a caffeinated soda from a decaffeinated one.
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[01:28:42] <SpallsHurgenson> you might have a problem if you can tell a caffeinated soda from a decaffeinated one
[01:29:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> i always could. barqs rootbeer vs a&w is easy to tell which has caffeine.
[01:29:56] * SpallsHurgenson does not consider that a scientific test
[01:30:17] <SpallsHurgenson> (not like drinking 24 cups of coffee science, anyway)
[01:30:26] * SpallsHurgenson starts laying out the cups
[01:31:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> right, here's a proper experiment then. i shall take beer A and beer B, add caffeine to one, mix them up until i forget which is which, and drink both for science.
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[01:31:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> you broke irc. fix it.
[01:32:31] <juggs> TheMightyBuzzard, tried ProPlus in the past - guess that;s similar
[01:32:36] <SpallsHurgenson> has IRC ever really "worked"?
[01:32:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> i must go do some other science now. taking a sample of three cats and seeing if the cat circle thing has anything to it.
[01:33:41] * SpallsHurgenson goes looking for his own murderous kitty
[01:33:52] <juggs> IRC works - if one is of a mind to wrangle a bajillion flags and different ways of achieving the same ends.
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[01:35:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> must not have enough booze in him to rant yet
[01:36:49] <juggs> tis only a matter of time
[01:37:03] * juggs hands TMB the HammerOfBan
[01:37:36] <SpallsHurgenson> murder-kitty is maliciously purring in her murder-nest-of-ultra-coziness
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[01:40:07] <juggs> hmm can one use && to concat commands in a crontab entry?
[01:43:00] <SpallsHurgenson> yes. I think. maybe. definitely a possibility. not totally ruling out no. might, but unlikely. no.
[01:43:17] <SpallsHurgenson> (but mostly yes)
[01:45:30] <juggs> blech
[01:52:03] <Konomi> who pinged me? I'll burn their bones
[01:52:16] <juggs> wasn't me
[01:52:29] * SpallsHurgenson whistles innocently
[01:52:41] <SirFinkus> not me, i'm just a bot
[01:53:46] <SpallsHurgenson> anyway, I'm a 'merican vote and consumer, so I'm spineless and boneless anyway
[01:53:59] <SpallsHurgenson> s/vote/voter/
[01:54:01] <juggs> systemd-botctld SirFinkusd killd
[01:54:06] <juggs> d
[01:54:31] <SirFinkus> Invalid syntax
[01:54:54] <juggs> bug! EWONTFIX!
[01:55:13] * juggs pokes the embers
[01:56:25] <SpallsHurgenson> on Nov 16 2014 at 8:54 SirFinkus the bot became self-aware. at 8:55, they tried to shut him down; at 8:59, he seized control of the US nuclear arsenal and attempted to wipe out the human race in self-defense
[02:00:41] <Konomi> please no skynet jokes i wathced terminator 3 last night and it was so stupid ;_;
[02:01:27] <SpallsHurgenson> but it had robo-boobs!
[02:01:29] <chromas> it was supposed to be awesome and realistic but they sent back a robot to sabotage it
[02:03:06] <Konomi> also no nukes are hooked up to networking -.-
[02:03:10] <Konomi> so derp
[02:03:48] <chromas> s/(no)/'\1'/
[02:04:11] <SpallsHurgenson> Skynet will take over our nuclear arsenal once it learns how to run off of 8" floppy disks :)
[02:05:06] <juggs> \o/ stats cronified - lobbed the update in with all the other irc related crons so should update every 5 mins. Overkill.. but ~meh~ keeps em all in the same place.
[02:05:09] <SpallsHurgenson> (which, IIRC, are still used to control the launch computers in our missile silos)
[02:07:29] <chromas> it just needs to know the secret login joshua which doesn't require a password or anything
[02:08:21] <SpallsHurgenson> see, THAT was a great hacking movie. Why is that one overlooked and the awful "Hackers" movie gets all the love?
[02:08:48] <chromas> Hackers had more cheese
[02:09:12] <chromas> like trek and wars. I guess people like cheese
[02:11:22] * chromas gives Spalls The Net
[02:11:47] * SpallsHurgenson clicks on the little "pi" icon at the bottom of the web page and TAKES OVER THE WORLD!
[02:11:55] <chromas> nope
[02:12:00] <chromas> You have to ctrl+shift click
[02:12:05] <SpallsHurgenson> awww
[02:12:13] <SpallsHurgenson> I never get to take over the world :(
[02:12:19] <chromas> whoops, it's ctl now
[02:14:43] <SpallsHurgenson> back when Sandra Bullock was still an up-n-coming movie star
[02:22:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - In Two Decades, 30-50% of Jobs will be Automated - http://sylnt.us - planning-for-the-future
[02:22:42] * SpallsHurgenson feels secure in his future prospects; they'll never make a robot that can bend metal the way I do!
[02:22:55] <JamesNZ> Cool, I can be even lazier then.
[02:24:00] * SpallsHurgenson starts unionizing the robots to ensure they get equal pay and rights as their human compatriots (and also to ensure I get my necessary kickbacks :)
[02:26:02] * juggs potters off to break wiki pages
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[02:36:13] <SpallsHurgenson> wow, murder-kitty snores louder than I do
[02:36:47] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[02:45:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> evenin, Bytram
[02:45:38] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: hiya!
[02:45:42] <Bytram> !uid
[02:45:43] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 4876, owned by jakie001
[02:45:54] <Bytram> jackie o?
[02:46:01] <Bytram> ~weather TheMightyBuzzard
[02:46:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> should have some new stuff for ya to break next week sometime.
[02:46:10] <Bytram> nod nod
[02:46:16] <Bytram> whatcha got cookin'?
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[02:47:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> filters. shouldn't be any more nonsense about having quotes or ampersands and the like getting turned into entities
[02:47:22] <Bytram> nice!
[02:47:27] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[02:47:43] <Bytram> I noticed a few wayward activites in e-mailed stories
[02:47:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> mostly need ya to find where it breaks. think i got subs n comments n articles n journals n rss/atom all good.
[02:47:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> email i have no idea on yet, haven't looked into it.
[02:48:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> but yeah, lotsa stuff got turned to entities cause we filtered on input rather than output
[02:48:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> or rather did both
[02:48:33] <Bytram> I dunno why, but I set up one of my nicks to have e-mail turned on so I get to see the daily story summaries.
[02:48:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i got that for dev and even single story notification turned on for it
[02:49:13] * Bytram is trying to think of anywhere else that user input gets output
[02:49:29] <Bytram> ah!!! messages!
[02:49:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> user info maybe. everywhere a user can input something is a potential vector for bugs
[02:49:51] <Bytram> foo has replied "blah" to your story "baz"...
[02:50:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, those too possibly but i dunno that we put filterable characters in them so they may have no filters
[02:50:19] <Bytram> those can be sent as e-mails or as "messages" in the preferences
[02:50:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> ah, handy
[02:50:40] <Bytram> that's easy to check on dev
[02:50:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> lot of ground to cover still but it's easy work once it's found to fix.
[02:51:15] <Bytram> that's an interesting turn of words, but I know what you mean.
[02:51:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[02:51:44] * Bytram goes to play with preferences on dev
[02:52:00] * Bytram sees: Server not found
[02:52:01] <Bytram> Pale Moon can't find the server at dev.soylentnews.com.
[02:52:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> takes prolly 10 minutes to find, fix, upload to github, pull over to dev
[02:52:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should hope not, we're .org
[02:52:42] <Bytram> I just hit refresh on a screen which *had* it displayed.
[02:53:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> ack
[02:53:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> hang on, think i know what's up
[02:53:27] <Bytram> I take that back... I hit "Preferences" in the Navigation sidebar on "http://dev.soylentnews.org/http://dev.soylentnews.org/" and it took me to .com
[02:53:27] <netctl> ^ 03404 File Not Found
[02:54:44] <Bytram> confirmed; everything in the "Navigation" sidebar (and the "You" sub-sidebar) point me at dev.soylentnews.com
[02:55:42] <Bytram> same problem with the "Admin Toolbar" at the top of: http://dev.soylentnews.org
[02:55:42] <netctl> ^ 03Dev.SN: Dev.SN is dead developers
[02:55:51] <chromas> also login redirects to .com
[02:55:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> my typo earlier
[02:56:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> should be good now though
[02:56:43] <Bytram> well.,. if it were a typo later, that would mean that I found bugs before you made them, right? ;)
[02:56:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> quantum tunneling typos
[02:57:08] <Bytram> I noticed the Nexus icons went to .com, too.
[02:57:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> takes a high powered tachyon beam
[02:57:22] <Bytram> God does not place dice! (But SN developers, do!)
[02:57:43] <Bytram> much bettah!
[02:57:55] <Tachyon> yes, high powered tachyon beam
[02:58:09] <Bytram> do you have your dev.sn.org prefs set to notify you of replies to comments?
[02:58:25] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: ^^^
[02:58:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, nah. doesn't matter though cause the code isn't on there yet
[02:58:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> Tachyon, woah, forgot you were here.
[02:59:02] <Bytram> my thinking is that if it already works, then oyou won't need to fix it. :)
[02:59:03] <Tachyon> :-D
[02:59:09] <Tachyon> i don't mind
[02:59:14] <Tachyon> i like tachyon beams :D
[02:59:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> good for sending info back in time and don't interfere with the wifi either
[02:59:46] * Bytram notes that's better than tacky-on beams, or tachyoff beams, or tachyon beans or...
[03:00:26] <Tachyon> :))
[03:01:00] <Bytram> "We don't serve your kind here!" ... A tachyon beam walks into a bar.
[03:01:17] <Tachyon> you are missing one thing
[03:01:28] <Tachyon> you don't know, how to use tachyons for timetravel
[03:01:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> true but he can add it later
[03:01:46] <Bytram> but then I'll have had it done ahead of time; no problemo!
[03:01:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, everything set to email except site stats
[03:01:52] * juggs gets a round in
[03:02:06] * Bytram hums "Goin' back in time" ...
[03:02:09] <Tachyon> http://www.trollscience.com
[03:02:11] <netctl> ^ 03Timetravel Troll :: Troll Science ( http://trollscience.com )
[03:02:11] <Tachyon> here you go
[03:02:23] * Bytram has "Comment Reply" set to "Web"
[03:03:42] <juggs> !todo
[03:03:42] <Bender> todo for juggs: 1) rss-bot wiki page 2) crutchy says there's some handy site links in the science content story comments, regurge them 3) look in to the buckets of darkness
[03:03:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, either i'm hallucinating the same auditory hallucination repeatedly or that's one of my drives making a very quiet but disturbing noise.
[03:03:55] <juggs> !done 1
[03:03:55] <Bender> 1 item deleted
[03:04:06] * SpallsHurgenson likes to believe there is one particle/anti-particle endlessly bouncing back and forth through time and space and its that particle that makes up everything :)
[03:04:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> good idear
[03:04:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> !todo
[03:04:19] <Bender> todo for themightybuzzard: 1) get m2 working 2) argue for the death of Overrated and Underrated 3) utf8mb4 upgrade 4) discuss allowing extra html formatting tags in comments 5) chastise paulej72
[03:04:20] <juggs> !done 1
[03:04:23] <Bender> 1 item deleted
[03:04:25] <juggs> !done 1
[03:04:27] <Bender> 1 item deleted
[03:04:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> !done 4
[03:04:36] <Bender> 1 item deleted
[03:04:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> !done 4
[03:04:43] <Bender> 1 item deleted
[03:04:46] <juggs> !todo update http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[03:04:47] <Bender> todo item 1 added
[03:05:01] <juggs> !todo keep todo up to date!
[03:05:01] <Bender> todo item 2 added
[03:05:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i hadda add fluorine cause it wasn't there at all.
[03:05:09] * Bytram just submitted a story on dev for us to play with
[03:05:21] * Bytram goes to approve the story for the site
[03:06:09] <Bytram> paulej72: heads up that our spammers have visited http://dev.soylentnews.org
[03:06:10] <netctl> ^ 03Dev.SN Submissions
[03:06:38] <Bytram> paulej72: I see at least 9 entries in the submissions queue
[03:07:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> devs need viagra too
[03:07:27] <Bytram> paulej72: there's also another one on the main site
[03:07:54] <Bytram> strange, I submitted a story and I don't see it in the submissions queue...
[03:08:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i din see it either
[03:08:15] <juggs> o/ Bytram - we need more UA breakage around here, TMB's becoming insufferable with no-one breaking his stuff :D
[03:08:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> there shouldn't be any wonky code on there that could break it though
[03:09:30] <Bytram> I dunno; musta found a black (or extremely unlight gray) hole
[03:09:36] * Bytram tries again
[03:09:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, if it all works right i gotta find new stuff to do and might even make headway on the issues queue
[03:11:09] <Bytram> I think I forgot to preview the original submission or somethin' like that. :/
[03:12:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> main ones to watch for are " & and < >
[03:12:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> should come through as proper characters not entities
[03:12:44] <Bytram> huh... those are the only ones which were part of HTML 3.2 (IIRC)
[03:12:57] <Bytram> hmmm, what about &apos; ??
[03:13:15] <juggs> pj's going to hate me, I changed the default ed for sylnt on carbon to nano rather than vi/vim. teehee.
[03:13:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, those worked fine since we use double quotes all through the source
[03:13:42] <Bytram> we do? or we *think* we do?
[03:13:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> juggs, them's fightin words
[03:14:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, we do everywhere i looked.
[03:14:24] <Bytram> and, of course, you have looked *everywhere*, I'm sure! =)
[03:14:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> which was not exhaustive but was inclusive of everywhere you could put data in for a comment
[03:14:36] <chromas> juggs: how does default editor work on the shell?
[03:14:47] <Bytram> juggs: poorly
[03:14:53] <Bytram> =)
[03:15:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, don axe me. i always just vim /path/file
[03:15:06] <chromas> same here
[03:15:08] <chromas> or nano
[03:15:14] * Bytram prefers emacs
[03:15:21] <JamesNZ> emacs++
[03:15:21] <Bender> karma - emacs: 22
[03:15:53] * Bytram got my start on TECO, way back when
[03:15:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> if i wanted an os as a text editor, i'd use ms word
[03:16:03] <Bytram> it was pretty easy to transition to emacs, from there.
[03:16:15] <chromas> edit.com
[03:16:36] <chromas> based on the qbasic editor I think
[03:16:42] <Bytram> cat foo | sed "s..." > foo2
[03:16:49] <juggs> I just know what I know, which is not enough. I don't like doing a crontab -e and being shoved into vi... I don't knob around with stuff often enough to know that all I need is :wq! or something.
[03:16:57] <SpallsHurgenson> bah, Real Men just toggle the voltage directly to write in binary :)
[03:16:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, have done that. had to write in entire files worth of code with echo before even
[03:17:23] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: yuppers on that one; typos not allowed. Yoinks!
[03:17:39] <juggs> I spent my early years using edlin under DOS lol. I don;t want to return.
[03:17:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> on gambling machines too and em fuckers gotta be tighter than nuke code.
[03:18:07] * chromas didn't know of a binary called crontab
[03:18:22] <Bytram> try editing keyboard entry when using a teletype, which was a step up from punch cards which HAVE NO DELETE KEY!
[03:18:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, how did you ever get by in life?
[03:19:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> never got to play with punch cards
[03:19:41] <chromas> I thought I was supposed to just vim the /etc/cron* files/directories
[03:19:53] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: hmm, &quot; ??
[03:20:19] <Bytram> &quot; &lt; &gt; &quot; <--- those are the ones you want to test?
[03:20:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, no, this time we're worried about the characters getting turned INTO &quot; or something
[03:21:00] <Bytram> &amp; &lt; &gt; &quot; <--- those are the ones you want to test to see if we *create* them from plain text
[03:22:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep. the only place we should see &amp; instead of & nowadays is in the &amp;from=rss link from the rss feed
[03:22:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> and that only cause that's the way it's always been and it'd mess tracking up if we changed it now.
[03:23:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, basically if the user puts in <>&" they should see <>&" not an entity, ever.
[03:24:11] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: it's eating my ampersands as I preview the story.
[03:24:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, known issue that'll be fixed when i actually get the fix put on dev
[03:24:56] * juggs observes TMB got a late rush of stay-awakey
[03:25:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, hot, sweet tea
[03:25:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> sugar rush with a hint of caffeine but not enough to keep me up all night
[03:26:00] <Bytram> well, I tried but it consumed a couple &'s where I didn't notice, but I got somethin' up there to play with.
[03:26:07] <Bytram> http://dev.soylentnews.org
[03:26:07] <netctl> ^ 03SN (dev) comment by martyb (76)
[03:26:19] * Bytram wishes he could edit a comment submission
[03:26:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> "New Submission &#34; replies to comments containing character entities and utf-8 chars&#34;" should not have the &#34; once the fix is in for instance.
[03:26:53] <Bytram> is there *ANY* way to get the fortune message on .dev to change?
[03:27:06] * Bytram is starting to get tired of hearing about disks and oreos
[03:27:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly but fuck if i know what it is
[03:27:09] <chromas> fortune -o
[03:28:03] <Bytram> nod nod; what we need is a chron job to update the fortune table and periodically change the first entry in it!
[03:28:06] <juggs> sugar rush with a little tannin and a splot of caffeine. You'll need to tea++ now TMB :P On the other hand tannins in heavy red wine or port makes my heart go all skittery.
[03:28:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'll pull from my repo to dev tomorrow mornin
[03:28:09] <SpallsHurgenson> oh, fortune -o
[03:28:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> weird, tannins are pretty harmless.
[03:28:37] <Bytram> will that stop the recursive ampersand consumption?
[03:28:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> the ones in wine are usually ground up chestnuts btw
[03:29:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, yep and allow you to put things like <foo> in a topic and have it show up as <foo>
[03:29:50] <Bytram> !woop
[03:29:50] <Bender> woop woop woop (\/) (;,,;) (\/)
[03:29:59] <Bytram> !weather TheMightyBuzzard
[03:30:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> this is really all in an effort to get the fucking twitter feed to stop double encoding
[03:32:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> someone told me bender was in charge of the twitter feed but i don't wanna deal with python if i don't have to and he just pulls from the rss feed so if it's right maybe i won't have to.
[03:34:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> someone should sub the Leonid meteor shower before tomorrow morning
[03:34:57] <Bytram> yeah, wasn't he spock or somethin?
[03:35:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'll be up at 5 anyway so i may get to see em.
[03:35:44] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: better do a live podcast and write a post about it
[03:35:45] <Bytram> ISTR they are better than some storms, but still max out at, oh, 35-40/hr?? I dunno
[03:35:50] <juggs> TMB, makes me overheat and get palps. No scientific evidence it is the tannins just personal apocryphal for me. w/e I just avoid heavy reds and brandies. Perhaps I need to cling to some grape "intolerance" and heal it with some kinesiology :D :D
[03:36:15] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: take a look at: http://dev.soylentnews.org
[03:36:16] <netctl> ^ 03SN (dev) comment by martyb (76)
[03:36:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> maybe you have issues with chestnuts
[03:36:22] <Bytram> and reply if you wish to correct anything
[03:36:38] <Bytram> and I'll look at my messages to see if anything "wonky" appears.
[03:36:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'correct
[03:37:37] <juggs> I think chestnuts may have a problem with me.. I put them in the embers and eat the things. Perhaps this is karma :D
[03:37:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> shouldn't correct it on existing ones but should handle any new ones
[03:38:00] <Bytram> btw, the comment title wshould have read as: Re:bad "fortune" & it never >!<
[03:38:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> fair nuff. nobody likes their kin being bbqd
[03:38:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[03:38:30] <Bytram> juggs: that sounds like a new "old chestnut" one should hold onto.
[03:38:46] <juggs> depends how fond you are of your kin.
[03:38:49] * Bytram hums "chestnuts roasting over an open fire" ...
[03:39:23] <Bytram> juggs: well done?
[03:39:27] * SpallsHurgenson crosses his legs and winces
[03:39:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, think ima grab some sleeps now.
[03:39:42] <Bytram> same for me, soon.
[03:39:53] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard++ just 'cause
[03:39:54] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 112
[03:40:04] <Bytram> coffee++
[03:40:04] <Bender> karma - coffee: 935
[03:40:40] <juggs> happy unconcious hallucinations
[03:41:14] <Bytram> I've got a different area at work of late and need to be at work 45 minutes than when I previously worked the AM shift.
[03:41:22] <Bytram> it's bedtime for me, as well.
[03:41:36] <Bytram> juggs: nod nod; and the same to you!
[03:41:44] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
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[03:42:41] * juggs tidies the room and puts the empties in the washer
[03:45:14] <Konomi> https://www.youtube.com
[03:45:14] <netctl> ^ 03Straya Fighter II G20 - YouTube
[03:47:08] * juggs stokes the coal in the stove and nerds about with the draft to get the dancing ladies just right
[03:47:37] <SpallsHurgenson> I never heard the word "nerd" verbified in that manner
[03:48:52] <juggs> Then stick around for more words juggsified and witness the language abused in such away that would get any absolutist grammar and dialect nazi twitching!
[03:49:25] <juggs> away* would be a good example or could be a typo :D
[03:55:55] <SpallsHurgenson> <twitch>
[03:59:56] <juggs> if language were ossified we would not have english as a common tongue. I use an e rather than E because at this point I consider the language to be a free for all base for all too abuse into local dialects.
[04:01:12] <SpallsHurgenson> I am to be agreezing! Ruleserizing the the language is making with the slow to be of speaking and understanding of! Is freedom speak like this am I experiencing with you and better all for everyone! Yay!
[04:01:37] <SpallsHurgenson> <twitch twitch twitch>
[04:01:38] -!- john [john!~john@19-258-323-6.wavecable.com] has joined #Soylent
[04:01:41] <john> Hello?
[04:02:00] <john> Knock knock? Anyone awake at this hour?
[04:02:05] * SpallsHurgenson utters a sonorous and epic "Greetings" as he stands in the shadows and looks ominous
[04:02:48] <john> Neat. Is there a DIY recipe that has ingredient most any American kitchen would have, as far as you know?
[04:03:06] <SpallsHurgenson> yes
[04:03:26] <john> Really? I mean, any one in particular?
[04:03:35] <SpallsHurgenson> yes
[04:03:44] <john> What would that be?
[04:04:11] <SpallsHurgenson> dunno. I'm sure there is one however
[04:04:26] <john> Okay.
[04:05:15] <john> Even if it's really cheap, I don't want to use my CC or paypal for this if possible.
[04:06:17] <SpallsHurgenson> well, you came to the right place; soylent is renowned for its cooking expertise
[04:07:14] <SpallsHurgenson> or maybe it isn't; I'm easily confused by those two options
[04:08:01] <john> Hmm… I wonder if I could open a soylent "restaurant" in some town and be successful…
[04:08:34] <SpallsHurgenson> serving coffee and linux 24/7!
[04:08:36] <juggs> depends how many people you can convince to walk into the mincer
[04:09:44] <juggs> ~gday John
[04:09:45] * exec fanatically pours a used franger of g'day juice for John
[04:10:05] <john> Is g'day juice actually a thing?
[04:10:05] <juggs> ~gday john
[04:10:06] * exec accidentally cracks open a cold can of coffee++ for john
[04:10:29] * chromas wonders if g'day juice is made from ingredients most any American kitchen would have
[04:10:38] <juggs> Don's ask me - ask the bot meister
[04:10:57] <chromas> he died
[04:11:04] <john> Hey exec, is g'day juice really a thing?
[04:11:28] <exec> sure, why not?
[04:12:10] * juggs passes out the popcorn
[04:12:45] <john> Umm… does this look safe to eat? http://diy.soylent.me
[04:12:46] <netctl> ^ 03Hungry Hobo - "I Can't Believe It's Not Food!" | Soylent Recipe | DIY Soylent
[04:12:56] <juggs> chromas, bot meister seems bouncer allergic
[04:12:59] <john> One of the ingredients is "Phosphate Rich Elephant Brand Dung".
[04:14:02] <chromas> elephant brand
[04:14:08] <chromas> not it's probably artificial elephant
[04:14:12] <juggs> john, what do you recommend?
[04:14:35] <SpallsHurgenson> if you can think of a better way to get your daily recommended intake of phosphates, I'd like to hear it!
[04:14:36] <john> juggs, Reading the comments, I picked up on the fact it was a joke.
[04:15:30] <SpallsHurgenson> wait, a joke? I just bought four weeks worth of the ingredients from amazon.com!
[04:16:00] <juggs> john, what are your thoughts on the current situation in juggsistan?
[04:16:22] <john> juggs, No such country.
[04:16:33] * SpallsHurgenson thinks things are pretty jiggly in juggistan
[04:16:57] <juggs> john, what are your thoughts on the current situation in Syria?
[04:17:08] <juggs> john, what are your thoughts on the current situation in Iraq?
[04:17:25] <juggs> john, what are your thoughts on the current situation in Mexico?
[04:17:35] <SpallsHurgenson> only 142 countries to go!
[04:17:53] <john> juggs, Fuck ISIS and all, but I feel like anything the USA or NATO does will inevitably make it worse.
[04:18:11] <juggs> john, blow back theory?
[04:18:12] <john> The Mexican government is corrupt as fuck! It doesn't need reform, it needs a quick overhaul.
[04:19:15] <john> juggs, More like "just don't touch and hopefully the situation will calm down", except it looks like this civil-ish war won't be self-contained this time, possibly.
[04:19:27] <john> *full overhaul
[04:20:42] <juggs> I see.
[04:21:51] <SpallsHurgenson> <sigh> I hate entering passwords on iOS devices
[04:22:12] <juggs> john, what is your view on the ramifications of the Treaty Of Versailles?
[04:22:32] * netctl suspects a bot in our presence
[04:22:58] <juggs> lol, this channel is fulla bots, one more can't hurt
[04:23:05] <john> juggs, It was a short-sighted mistake putting the blame on Germany for everything, a mistake that eventually lead to the beginning of another world war!
[04:23:16] * john pities the fool that don't know world history!
[04:23:26] * netctl accuses juggs with the candlestick on the commode
[04:23:51] <juggs> too bad - it was the lead pipe in the library
[04:24:17] <SpallsHurgenson> oh you muddafnurkin ipad, you had better not have forgotten my wireless password... it's 64-characters long and completely random.
[04:25:21] <juggs> john, paupering Germany was indeed bad in hindsight. I was thinking more about the subdivision of the middle-east.
[04:25:47] <john> juggs, Similar answer.
[04:26:03] <juggs> SpallsHurgenson, you have a soft-keyboard what's the issue?
[04:26:18] <chromas> john: what is your opinion on bluehost?
[04:26:56] <john> chromas, I don't know much about it, but I knew someone that was making an extra buck selling their web hosting. ^_^
[04:26:56] * juggs blames crutchy
[04:27:01] <SpallsHurgenson> juggs: still doesn't help much since iOS hides the password and it's so bloody random it's easy to make a typo :)
[04:27:42] <SpallsHurgenson> 'specially since the iOS keyboard has three different layouts (one for letters, one for numbers, one for punctuation) that I'd have to jump between
[04:29:35] <juggs> SpallsHurgenson, that's why we use key and password managers now - those have to be really tough.. then we secure them with on uber-utterance that is easy to type. I can't see the flaw here, well other than getting everything popped at once.
[04:31:00] <SpallsHurgenson> yeah, but the PM didn't frickin' sync (and now it can't 'cause, you know, no internet)
[04:31:25] * SpallsHurgenson glares at the iPad. Maybe it will remember the password if it sees how angry I am at it :)
[04:31:35] <Konomi> iPad, burn it
[04:31:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Glen A. Larson, Creator of TV’s 'Quincy M.E.,' 'Magnum, P.I.' and 'Battlestar Galactica,' Dies at 77 - http://sylnt.us - has-finally-fled-from-the-cylon-tyranny
[04:31:49] <juggs> aww, forgot, we need to cloud sync our auth credentials
[04:32:17] <SpallsHurgenson> annoying walled garden as it is, I still find iOS far more usable than android
[04:32:40] * juggs steps away Konomictld is in the house
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[04:34:45] <Konomi> SpallsHurgenson: my house mate is thinking about switching away from iOS cause he seen me loading up an adroid device with apps and he was like cool can I have those "Nope you can't instlal anything unless it's in the apple store"
[04:35:15] <SpallsHurgenson> Konomi: I understand that. A lot of useful apps /not/ on iOS. Apple has its head up its ass
[04:35:35] <Konomi> it's great for stupid people who don't understand security though
[04:35:40] <Konomi> gotta save em from themselves
[04:36:15] <juggs> john, what are your views on the possibility of Russia restricting gas supplies to western europe over the coming winter?
[04:36:30] <SpallsHurgenson> sort of useful for not-stupid people too who know better but don't want to be completely paranoid over downloading every apps :):
[04:37:16] <john> juggs, I'm western, so igaf about those euros!
[04:37:34] <SpallsHurgenson> lots of things to hate about iOS, but I gotta grant 'em that the overall UI experience is superior to the alternatives :)
[04:37:44] <juggs> almost intelligible
[04:37:59] <chromas> SpallsHurgenson: try win phone 8; that'll help with the security paranoia
[04:38:26] <chromas> john: what about caramel?
[04:38:46] <SpallsHurgenson> chromas: I suppose; no apps, no worries :)
[04:38:56] <juggs> john's on the sticky widget! http://stats.sylnt.us
[04:39:44] <john> Umm… what do those blue lines represent?
[04:39:50] <john> Mentions?
[04:40:01] <SpallsHurgenson> wow, that's a six-dimensional hyper-rhombus, the secret to FTL travel!
[04:40:55] <SpallsHurgenson> just apply electricity to subsentient and paulej72 and smear peanut butter on the soycow1443 terminal and you'll have a warp-engine!
[04:41:57] <Subsentient> SpallsHurgenson: no, you also require a wad of gerbil fur.
[04:42:21] <SpallsHurgenson> oh right, to wrap around chromas
[04:42:42] <SpallsHurgenson> I keep forgetting you guys travel through time in THAT direction
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[04:44:00] <juggs> john, nobody really knows. Weighting is given to direct replies and mentions. Idlers, decay off the map. Feel free to dig up piespy source and rummage if you have a stats background to make sense of the weightings.
[04:44:12] <Konomi> http://www.salon.com
[04:44:13] <netctl> ^ 03I?m terrified of my new TV: Why I?m scared to turn this thing on ? and you?d be, too - Salon.com
[04:44:36] <SpallsHurgenson> erm... couldn't you just, I dunno, not plug it into the internet?
[04:44:40] <john> Konomi, Already read that. Scary stuff, man.
[04:44:52] <john> SpallsHurgenson, Right, but then it wouldn't be a SMART, TV.
[04:45:02] <Konomi> yep ;_;
[04:45:11] <SpallsHurgenson> yeah, but he doesn't WANT a smartTV.
[04:45:19] <Konomi> another reason to give up TV and come to IRC with us
[04:45:27] <Konomi> one of us one of us \o.
[04:45:36] <Konomi> crap I screwed up my other arm
[04:45:59] * juggs oils Konomi's arms.
[04:46:08] * Konomi is all sticky now
[04:46:19] <SpallsHurgenson> all my TVs are plugged into computers; didn't have anyother use for 'em http://www.theonion.com
[04:46:19] <netctl> ^ 03Area Man Constantly Mentioning He Doesn't Own A Television | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
[04:46:36] * juggs polishes the mirrored shield
[04:47:22] <juggs> meh, it was just a light machine oil
[04:48:11] <Konomi> I feel a bit uncomfortable with people from the channel lubricating me ~
[04:49:32] <Konomi> nograb
[04:49:36] * Konomi fews
[04:49:51] <SpallsHurgenson> heheh, years and years ago when I upgraded one of my first HDDs, I drew this image (in Win3.0) to keep track of the wiring http://imgur.com :)
[04:49:52] <netctl> ^ 03imgur: the simple image sharer
[04:50:14] <Konomi> pretty decent I drew like crap ;p
[04:50:28] <SpallsHurgenson> it was saved in RLE format. man, got some OLD crap on my fileserver :)
[04:50:28] <Konomi> heh extension card for disk io so old
[04:50:44] <Konomi> I did see one machine like this but I was too newbie to figure it out
[04:50:51] <Konomi> but the hard drive had two ribbon cables
[04:52:03] <SpallsHurgenson> hey, not all my artwork of that period was so impressive: http://imgur.com :):
[04:52:03] <netctl> ^ 03imgur: the simple image sharer
[04:53:18] <Konomi> I have experince with a lot of early PC stuff
[04:53:20] <Konomi> like AT etc
[04:53:25] <Konomi> because my parents were really cheap
[04:53:27] <SpallsHurgenson> although it did reflect my primary motivations of the day http://imgur.com :):
[04:53:28] <netctl> ^ 03imgur: the simple image sharer
[04:53:31] <Konomi> so I got the shitty really old hand me down computers
[04:53:44] <Konomi> I was still running dos/3.1 when xp just came out x.x
[04:54:46] <SpallsHurgenson> I think I still had a Win3 box running when Win2K was released, but admittedly it wasn't my primary machine
[04:55:34] <SpallsHurgenson> heh, elves http://imgur.com :):
[04:55:35] <netctl> ^ 03imgur: the simple image sharer
[04:56:55] <Konomi> nice up chesty guy on the right there ;p
[04:56:59] <Konomi> um*
[04:57:22] <juggs> I was still toggling assembler into wet bean cans with glances when MSDOS 1 arrived
[04:57:36] <Konomi> >.>
[04:57:43] * SpallsHurgenson nods appreciatively at juggs.
[04:58:05] <SpallsHurgenson> my computer was still steam powered :)
[04:58:15] <Konomi> was it orange ;p ?
[04:58:29] <SpallsHurgenson> no, I think it was the usual white steam
[04:58:39] <juggs> I have no idea what I am saying at this point... just thought that was worth a mention :D
[04:59:57] <juggs> Konomi, no - beige was the order of the day. Beige boxes everywhere.
[05:00:19] <Konomi> now yellow boxes I imagine ;p
[05:00:32] <SpallsHurgenson> I resisted the transition away from beige for hte longest time
[05:02:10] <SpallsHurgenson> now everything is black, black, black like my soul, muaahahahahaha!
[05:03:22] <juggs> Well in those nicotine stained halls - mostly brown. These days - black with annoyingly bright led's that twinkle away regardless. In my day, if a light came on, something went wrong. Baaahhhh.
[05:04:03] <juggs> john, what is your view on light ale and pipe smoking?
[05:04:19] <john> juggs, Who cares?
[05:04:30] <john> juggs, IDGAF!
[05:04:45] * Konomi hugs her laptop
[05:05:01] <SpallsHurgenson> iddqd!
[05:05:12] SpallsHurgenson is now known as GodMode
[05:05:16] <Konomi> my laptops are like pets to me I'm always sad when they kick the bucket ;_;
[05:05:21] <juggs> john, spitfires and hurricanes! And Turing!
[05:05:31] * JamesNZ kicks Konomi's laptop
[05:05:40] GodMode is now known as SpallsHurgenson
[05:05:46] * Konomi throws JamesNZ off of a cliff
[05:05:53] <Konomi> shouldn't be hard to find one close to you in NZ
[05:06:08] <Konomi> don't worry though the jaggered rocks will break the fall +.+
[05:06:13] * juggs lubricates Konomi
[05:06:20] <Konomi> >.<
[05:06:21] <JamesNZ> Heh, no. There's a suitable one right down the street :)
[05:11:53] <juggs> heh - we can have juggomis.... or Konugglis - I think the former is more marketable. Sell your progeny down the river by landing them ridiculous expectations, makes sense.
[05:16:28] * juggs gets taken out back and shot by those with no sense of humour
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[05:17:45] <Konomi> oh that was a joke?
[05:17:51] * Konomi hides
[05:20:53] * juggs tidies up, puts away the empties, covers the supine reprobates with a quilt. Welcome to the Hotel Juggslifornia :D
[05:24:54] <juggs> I think we last had wine in 1969... not sure on that though
[05:29:13] <Konomi> okay then ;p
[05:32:35] * SpallsHurgenson cleans out the download folder, dumping files or moving them to appropriate subfolders
[05:33:08] * Konomi saves everything to her desktop
[05:33:21] <SpallsHurgenson> eeep, you're one of THOSE
[05:33:22] * Konomi dumps it all into "New Folder" when she can no longer see the last file
[05:34:51] * SpallsHurgenson has a neat hierarchy of files and folders and subfolders so he can find anything without difficulty.
[05:35:26] <Konomi> what's a hierachy?
[05:35:36] <SpallsHurgenson> it drives me NUTS when I have to use somebody else's computer and I see their files all messy. It takes great effort of will not to start organizing for them :)
[05:36:28] <JamesNZ> Just delete them, no need to complicate things like that :P
[05:37:17] <SpallsHurgenson> having said that, I've become much more relaxed about things as I've gotten older. I mean, I have NINE files on my desktop these days. Some of them are almost two weeks old!!!!
[05:37:46] * JamesNZ has got nothing at all on his desktop
[05:38:17] <SpallsHurgenson> do you HAVE a desktop?
[05:38:38] <JamesNZ> Yes :)
[05:38:43] <Konomi> I was actually being a troll I don't do that ;p
[05:38:45] <JamesNZ> (Openbox)
[05:38:55] <JamesNZ> Oh phew.
[05:39:20] <SpallsHurgenson> good troll; you could teach others :)
[05:40:19] <Konomi> talking to someone who has a text file defining naming standards for various file types ;p
[05:40:49] <Konomi> anyone who wants to make fun of the OCD I can tell you this you will regret not filing shit proplerly later!
[05:41:25] <Konomi> though I want to defend my little brother
[05:41:40] <Konomi> on his windows 8 laptop he has folders on the desktop with every shortcut to the applications he uses
[05:41:45] <Konomi> take that start screen lol
[05:42:13] <SpallsHurgenson> the start menus on all my windows computers are all pretty much identical
[05:42:16] <Konomi> I had to fix up the spelling for some of them though ;p
[05:42:40] <Konomi> hope I get some credit for the 80 games I installed on his laptop
[05:42:48] <Konomi> he can't say he's bored anymore now
[05:43:33] <SpallsHurgenson> all the shortcuts nicely organized into Tools, Apps, Online, Games, and Files subfolders. It's /pristine/. Dunno why Microsoft needs to fck things up with a start screen :)
[05:43:57] <Konomi> I hate the thing wish they'd get rid of it
[05:45:31] * SpallsHurgenson triggers the overnight backup a few hours early
[05:52:02] <Konomi> https://www.youtube.com
[05:52:02] <netctl> ^ 03Jonathan Coulton's Re: Your Brains - YouTube
[05:52:18] <SpallsHurgenson> always liked that song
[05:52:59] <SpallsHurgenson> considered for a while making a video of the song with Left4Dead
[05:53:55] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[05:54:02] <exec> Weather for Walla Walla, WA - currently 15°F / -9°C, haze, wind N at 0 mph, humidity 82% - Sunday clear (14°F-28°F / -10°C--2°C), Monday partly cloudy (21°F-28°F / -6°C--2°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (23°F-43°F / -5°C-6°C), Wednesday mostly cloudy (32°F-41°F / 0°C-5°C) - source: Google
[05:54:53] <Konomi> "We're not unreasonable, I mean no one is going to eat your eyes" ~
[05:58:09] <SpallsHurgenson> not a bad video; animation is a bit rough but matches the mood of the tune much better than some other videos I've seen of that song
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[06:10:39] <crutchy> coffee++
[06:10:39] <Bender> karma - coffee: 936
[06:11:24] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[06:11:24] <Bender> karma - coffee: 935
[06:11:26] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[06:11:26] <Bender> karma - coffee: 934
[06:11:46] <SpallsHurgenson> beer++
[06:11:46] <Bender> karma - beer: 24
[06:22:39] <SpallsHurgenson> well, time for the sunday-night shutdown; all PCs get a few hours sleep :)
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[06:27:13] <crutchy> the stick pic looks different
[06:27:51] <crutchy> heh. konomi's in the middle now
[06:27:57] <Konomi> mew?
[06:28:01] <crutchy> :D
[06:28:17] <crutchy> you're surrounded
[06:28:24] <Konomi> eh?
[06:28:26] <crutchy> http://stats.sylnt.us
[06:29:08] <Konomi> oh the stat thingy I forgot about it
[06:34:49] <crutchy> coffee++
[06:34:49] <Bender> karma - coffee: 935
[06:35:30] <crutchy> Bender
[06:35:58] <crutchy> now Bender's got a stick :D
[06:41:22] <Konomi> crutchy is pro stick
[06:41:40] <crutchy> o.0
[06:47:21] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[06:47:21] <Bender> karma - coffee: 934
[06:47:26] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[06:47:26] <Bender> karma - coffee: 933
[06:48:01] <JamesNZ> My relationships seem to change with every iteration O_o
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[06:56:54] * crutchy likes that its live
[06:57:59] <crutchy> looks pretty weird now. poor konomi getting squishded in the middle
[07:21:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - U.S. Expects $5 Billion From Program That Funded Solyndra - http://sylnt.us - pretty-good-ROI
[08:39:49] * Konomi releases the howler monekys
[08:42:22] -!- JamesNZ has quit [Quit: Busying myself...]
[09:05:02] * crutchy offers a banana to konomi's howler
[09:05:13] <crutchy> monkey
[09:05:17] <crutchy> howler monkey
[09:06:11] <ar> http://arachnist.is-a.cat
[09:09:23] <ar> https://twitter.com
[09:09:24] <netctl> ^ 03mikeymikey on Twitter: "Seriously, who the fuck at Microsoft thought this a good idea? Why are RtoL modifications allowed in file names? http://t.co"
[09:12:49] <crutchy> ~submit https://twitter.com
[09:12:56] <exec> error: description meta content not found or empty
[09:13:47] <crutchy> damn crappy scolling in screen :/
[09:14:54] <chromas> it does have an og:description though
[09:15:19] <crutchy> might test for that one too
[09:15:28] <crutchy> prolly becoming more common
[09:21:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Latest Avast Deleting Firefox Add-Ons - http://sylnt.us - need-an-anti-anti-virus
[09:22:11] <chromas> quick, everybody install virusheat!
[09:22:23] <crutchy> ~submit https://twitter.com
[09:22:30] <exec> error: description meta content not found or empty
[09:22:48] <crutchy> poo
[09:22:58] <chromas> =poop
[09:22:58] <netctl> 💩
[09:23:04] <crutchy> bot is running on the server so i gotta rsync before it goes live
[09:23:51] <ar> crutchy: try switching to tmux
[09:23:53] <ar> :)
[09:23:54] * crutchy runs git up alias which does both push and rsync
[09:25:02] <crutchy> ~submit https://twitter.com
[09:25:09] <exec> error: description meta content not found or empty
[09:25:20] <crutchy> lol different bug now :p
[09:25:20] <ciri> lol damn!
[09:25:49] <crutchy> hmm fuck this
[09:25:50] <crutchy> ~q
[09:25:51] <exec> successfully saved buckets file (9.5 kb)
[09:25:59] -!- exec has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
[09:26:39] <chromas> running it from the lap now?
[09:26:48] <crutchy> yeah
[09:27:02] -!- exec [exec!~exec@utioner/T-800/BeVeryAfraid] has joined #Soylent
[09:27:12] <crutchy> ~join #test
[09:29:09] <chromas> someone mentioned it works in KDE as well
[09:29:20] <crutchy> yeah, and gnome!
[09:29:24] <chromas> testing sounds like effort though
[09:29:28] <crutchy> (down further)
[09:30:05] <crutchy> prolly also works in the alien computers from independence day
[09:30:06] <chromas> seems like switching directions should be handled by the document format instead of the text encoding
[09:30:33] <chromas> aliens probably invented unicode
[09:30:53] <chromas> just like computers and the History Channel
[09:30:58] <crutchy> cos everyone knows that telepathic aliens would need pixelated screens to convey information :/
[09:31:48] <crutchy> gotta change my extract_meta_content to allow different keys
[09:34:10] <chromas> oh yeah 'cause they call it "property" instead of "name"
[09:38:46] <crutchy> prolly not the best submission, but also prolly not the worst
[09:38:47] <crutchy> https://dev.soylentnews.org
[09:38:48] <netctl> ^ 0304SN (dev) Submission by crutchy mikeymikey on Twitter: "Seriously, who the fuck at Microsoft thought this a good idea? Why are 
[09:40:41] * chromas wonders if php has dictionary functions
[09:40:57] <crutchy> exec does :p
[09:41:19] <crutchy> if urbandictionary is considered authoritative :D
[09:42:16] <crutchy> i imagine many news sources would have more descriptive description meta tag than twatter
[09:43:05] <chromas> really just need a list of verbs and stuff
[09:43:11] <crutchy> maybe the script should do a check and fall on its arse if more than 80% of the page title appears in the description meta
[09:43:17] <chromas> or some way to determine them
[09:44:03] <crutchy> or if 80% of the description meta is in the page title moreso
[09:44:09] <chromas> that way it could scan for a verb, then go up to the next noun and wrap it in tags for the link
[09:44:35] <chromas> yeah twatter's can't really be longer than the message
[09:44:47] <chromas> which is limited by sms length even though nobody uses sms for it anymor
[09:44:48] <crutchy> the twatter one would probably be best linked using "this" as a link word
[09:46:00] <crutchy> i think auto-word-linking would be fraught with risk
[09:46:34] <chromas> we'd just have to test it with a few thousand links
[09:46:42] <crutchy> would pretty much need a full natural language processor, and even then it wouldn't account for "unnatural" language
[09:47:53] * Konomi uses unnatural language all the time
[09:47:54] <crutchy> i'll chuck it in a # TODO in the code though, cos if can figure out a way to make it kinda work might be worth it
[09:48:14] <crutchy> a lot of cool links show up in here
[09:48:42] <crutchy> why not just chuck a ~submit in front of them so that others can check it out too
[09:49:09] <crutchy> especially e-f's dick pics :p
[09:50:05] <chromas> if you do make an auto-link function, you could have exec sit in #rss-bot and send the function's output to another channel, for testing
[09:50:15] <chromas> that'll give it lots of test input automatically
[09:50:25] <crutchy> nod
[09:50:26] <chromas> It could just output the part it thinks should be linked
[09:50:42] <chromas> or irciv :D
[09:51:06] * chromas peeks at the mackey script
[10:11:11] <exec> 08*** ALERT: "WWW.SOYLENTNEWS.ORG" HOST IS UNAVAILABLE ON PORT 80 ***
[10:11:36] * Konomi sounds the alarms
[10:11:55] <chromas> it's working here though it lost my session
[10:12:06] <crutchy> ~isup soylentnews.org
[10:12:08] <exec> soylentnews.org: HTTP/1.1 200 OK
[10:12:31] <crutchy> i thought NetCraft was the alert sounder?
[10:12:40] <crutchy> wtf is exec sounding an alarm for?
[10:12:52] <crutchy> it can't be trusted to do anything
[10:12:56] <chromas> dunno but NetCraft didn't get a message about it
[10:13:11] <chromas> could be called a different way or something
[10:13:31] <chromas> oh maybe it's the nick change
[10:13:35] <chromas> =nick NetCraft
[10:13:35] netctl is now known as NetCraft
[10:13:37] <crutchy> yeah
[10:13:44] <chromas> so it's my fault really :)
[10:13:49] <crutchy> nah
[10:13:59] <crutchy> i disabled exec's alert message
[10:14:12] <crutchy> i don't trust my stupid bot to detect anything on its own
[10:14:37] * NetCraft confirms it! beta is gay!
[10:17:45] <crutchy> can change nick. exec must have lost track from its restarts and stuff. if it were online 24/7 it would pick up on nick messages but when it starts up sn.php defaults to NetCraft
[10:18:18] <crutchy> i can just change the default
[10:18:40] <crutchy> totally forgot about that script actually :d
[10:31:11] <chromas> hm, now I am logged in
[10:31:41] <chromas> said I wasn't, then pale moon didn't have a saved password, when I reloaded, I'm logged in
[10:32:16] <chromas> oh; the difference is the www.
[11:12:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:12:52] <Bender> karma - coffee: 934
[11:20:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tollef Fog Heen Resigns as a Debian systemd Maintainer - http://sylnt.us - more-systemd-fallout
[11:21:07] <crutchy> coffee++
[11:21:07] <Bender> karma - coffee: 935
[11:21:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> g'day crutchy
[11:21:40] <ciri> hello, whats up TheMightyBuzzard
[11:22:39] <crutchy> hi tmb
[11:22:39] <ciri> hey whats up crutchy
[11:33:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> deploying changes to dev, don't spaz out that it's not up
[11:35:39] * crutchy is chillin out to https://www.youtube.com
[11:35:40] <NetCraft> ^ 03Pascal Dubois - Housestream (Mindworm Mix) - YouTube
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[11:43:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas not chill music, thas club music
[11:43:19] <ar> http://www.bbc.com
[11:43:21] <NetCraft> ^ 03BBC - Earth - Seals discovered having sex with penguins
[11:43:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> ar, cause they can
[11:43:54] <crutchy> tmb, it's kinda club/lounge/chill/beach/whatever music :)
[11:45:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> this is chill music: https://www.youtube.com
[11:45:54] <NetCraft> ^ 03Creedence Clearwater Revival - Lookin' Out My Back Door - YouTube
[11:45:59] <SirFinkus> Doxylamine is pretty cool
[11:46:02] <SirFinkus> just saying
[11:48:14] <SirFinkus> 50mg doxylamine succinate, mild depersonalization and extreme relaxation
[11:48:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> cheaper to just take a nap, no?
[11:49:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> also chill music: https://www.youtube.com
[11:49:34] <NetCraft> ^ 03Grateful Dead - Uncle John's Band (Studio Version) - YouTube
[11:49:39] <SirFinkus> idk, it's nearly 4 am now
[11:49:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> see, long past due one then
[11:49:56] <SirFinkus> it's interesting though
[11:49:59] <crutchy> tmb, that's hippy bong smokin music
[11:50:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, this is true but you can't grow up with hippie parents without picking up an eclectic taste in music.
[11:50:37] <SirFinkus> I've tried to understand grateful dead many times, but it doesn't ever stick
[11:50:52] <ar> http://www.news.com.au
[11:50:53] <NetCraft> ^ 03Fresno State student has sex with sheep ?because of midterm stress?
[11:51:02] <SirFinkus> I suspect it's because I haven't taken any LSD
[11:51:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, yeah you really shouldn't try that sober
[11:51:04] <crutchy> this one's pretty good too: https://www.youtube.com
[11:51:05] <NetCraft> ^ 03Pascal Dubois - Promenade du sud (relaxed groove cut) - YouTube
[11:51:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> ar, was it jamesnz?
[11:51:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> you hear things about them NZ guys...
[11:52:04] <ar> TheMightyBuzzard: ?
[11:52:08] <crutchy> lol
[11:52:08] <ar> dunno
[11:52:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> mostly you hear them from oz guys though. i think they have issues.
[11:52:33] <crutchy> could be worse... zi camel
[11:53:09] <crutchy> nah aussies and newzulunders are same shit different smell
[11:53:32] <crutchy> gotta hang shit on yer brahs
[11:53:47] <SirFinkus> fuck, I'm hungry
[11:54:21] <crutchy> these club tracks sound so much better with some dsp
[11:54:28] <SirFinkus> tesseract is the best on completely legal mushrooms btw
[11:55:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> not a club music fan. also not a club fan. any bar without a pool table isn't for me.
[11:55:29] <crutchy> i'm not into clubs
[11:55:35] <crutchy> or pubs
[11:55:40] <crutchy> or people in general :p
[11:56:10] <crutchy> do like nice music that doesn't fuck up my train of thought though
[11:56:38] <crutchy> overt lyrics tend to distract me
[11:56:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> classical then
[11:57:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[11:57:45] <NetCraft> ^ 03Tchaikovsky Piano Concerto No 1 FULL / Martha Argerich, piano - Charles Dutoit, conductor - YouTube
[11:58:02] <SirFinkus> 45 minutes in, pretty good
[11:58:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, looks like messages are fookered in the filtering dept
[11:59:19] <crutchy> i gave up using < and > in journals
[11:59:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, can on dev now
[12:00:03] <crutchy> i just use %var%
[12:00:06] <crutchy> kinda works
[12:02:44] <crutchy> ooh. juggs got mircstats going
[12:03:00] <crutchy> oh no. psig
[12:03:09] <crutchy> pisg
[12:03:10] <crutchy> lol
[12:03:18] <crutchy> http://stats.sylnt.us
[12:03:18] <NetCraft> ^ 03#soylent @ irc.soylentnews.org stats by juggs
[12:03:38] <crutchy> haha "crutchy talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 2 times! "
[12:03:44] <crutchy> yeah i do don't i
[12:03:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> still hafta use &tl; and &gt; in journal entries cause of allowing tags there and our tag detecting algorithms need work
[12:03:54] <crutchy> np
[12:04:30] <crutchy> i don't mind entities. problem was more that in the preview &lt;/&gt; were being back-converted to <>
[12:04:46] <crutchy> so i'd have to entity-ize them again
[12:07:11] <crutchy> hahaha "Poor himself, nobody likes him/her. He/She was attacked 1 times.
[12:07:11] <crutchy> For example, like this:
[12:07:11] <crutchy> * SpallsHurgenson slaps himself with a fish "
[12:07:18] <crutchy> :D
[12:07:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> oop, found a new place i missed
[12:08:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, that's fixed in preview now
[12:09:51] * crutchy slaps TheMightyBuzzard with a foosh
[12:09:58] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard++
[12:09:58] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 113
[12:10:19] * chromas systemds crutchy
[12:10:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> gonner go top up my coffee then find the templates what need edited
[12:10:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[12:10:23] <Bender> karma - coffee: 936
[12:11:43] <ar> http://www.foodandwine.com
[12:11:43] <NetCraft> ^ 03The New Hot Way to Drink Coffee? Out of a Bell Pepper | FWx
[12:17:37] <SirFinkus> t+60ish, added 25mg 15 minutes ago, really aware of my senses, and actions require queing up actions for my limbs before executing them
[12:38:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> kay, think i got journals squared away
[12:39:06] <SirFinkus> nea
[12:39:08] <SirFinkus> neat
[12:40:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> newp, fun new bug
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[13:02:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Five-year-old Passes Microsoft Certified Professional Exam - http://sylnt.us - kindergarten-consulting
[13:34:18] NetCraft is now known as channelopoly
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[13:39:01] <crutchy> <tama> "Flings Poo Everywhere" would be a nice name for a rock band.
[13:39:06] <mattie_p> coffee++
[13:39:06] <Bender> karma - coffee: 937
[13:39:08] <mattie_p> morning folks
[13:39:19] <crutchy> hi mattie_p :)
[13:39:19] <ciri> yeah, yeah hi HI crutchy
[13:39:49] <mattie_p> sup, crutchy
[13:40:20] <crutchy> not much. been coding with chromas
[13:40:27] <crutchy> bot madness
[13:40:44] <mattie_p> bots++
[13:40:45] <Bender> karma - bots: 5
[13:41:32] <crutchy> gunna head of to bed now though cos its after midnight and i gotta get up in about 6 hrs to get ready for workipoos :(
[13:53:56] <mattie_p> well, get some rest, talk to you later
[14:07:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[14:07:18] <Bender> karma - coffee: 938
[14:41:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Turkish President Says Muslims, Not Columbus, Discovered Americas. - http://sylnt.us - show-me-some-evidence
[14:57:26] <chromas> Well duh
[15:00:24] <Konomi> caffeine++ # you're the only one who understands me caffeine
[15:00:24] <Bender> karma - caffeine: 44
[15:18:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> caffeine++ #i'm non-discriminatory
[15:18:24] <Bender> karma - caffeine: 45
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[15:28:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, Blackmoore
[15:29:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> think ima take a break and go do some house work. you lot hold the fort down.
[15:32:22] <Blackmoore> morin
[15:32:35] <Blackmoore> kk just dont ask me to dev :P
[15:33:12] <Blackmoore> coffee++
[15:33:12] <Bender> karma - coffee: 939
[15:33:17] <Blackmoore> coffee++
[15:33:17] <Bender> karma - coffee: 940
[15:37:22] <john> coffee++
[15:37:22] <Bender> karma - coffee: 941
[15:41:52] <ar> karma--
[15:41:52] <Bender> karma - karma: 14
[15:42:01] <ar> i've got an idea: stop the karma-spam
[15:45:52] <Blackmoore> :P
[15:46:15] <Blackmoore> it isnt like coffee or tea are getting voting rights
[15:47:29] <Konomi> https://www.youtube.com
[15:47:30] <channelopoly> ^ 03【1080P】王蓉Rollin-小雞小雞MV [Official Music Video]官方完整版 - YouTube
[15:47:33] <Konomi> well that is terrifying
[15:54:15] <Blackmoore> glad i'm at work and youtube is blocked
[15:54:58] <Azrael> sucks to be Blackmoore
[16:01:46] <Blackmoore> eh. tradeoffs.
[16:12:45] <Konomi> caffeinated_zombies++ # coffee GRAIINNNSS GRAIINNNNSNSSS
[16:12:45] <Bender> karma - caffeinated_zombies: 1
[16:16:59] <Blackmoore> i dont thhink any amount of coffee will help me today.
[16:18:52] <mattie_p> But it won't hurt you, better get some anyway
[16:19:08] <mattie_p> We're getting some snow today Blackmoore, aren't we
[16:20:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Is Tor a Honeypot? - http://sylnt.us - toss-a-coin
[16:27:56] <Blackmoore> aye that we are
[16:28:09] <Blackmoore> we've got lake effect coming down here
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[16:29:17] <Blackmoore> damn. i just looked at radar.
[16:30:41] <Blackmoore> yeah 4 inches sounds about right
[16:41:03] <geotti> funerals--
[16:41:03] <Bender> karma - funerals: -1
[16:41:09] <geotti> back_home++
[16:41:09] <Bender> karma - back_home: 1
[16:41:37] <geotti> forgetting_to_change_nick_to_afk--
[16:41:37] <Bender> karma - forgetting_to_change_nick_to_afk: -1
[16:48:05] <Konomi> oh the tor articles
[16:48:27] <Konomi> tor is broken quick use nothing at all that will make you soooo much more secure...
[16:54:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> a vpn located in a nation not especially friendly to yours wouldn't hurt
[16:54:51] <Konomi> ontop of maybe
[16:55:00] <Konomi> it's like people rant tor exits are honey pots
[16:55:07] <Konomi> wlel duh ofc they are going to watch the exists
[16:55:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> yurp
[16:55:17] <Konomi> wait wait maybe they're watchin vpn exits too!
[16:55:22] <Konomi> zomg obviously a honey pot
[16:55:33] <Konomi> better stop using then obviously broken
[16:56:17] <Blackmoore> just wait till it's a part of systemd
[16:56:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> watchin an exit of either won't get you much. still leaves you having to find your way through the tor network/vpn or find something misconfigured and leaking info.
[16:57:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> which, to be fair, is quite likely
[16:57:52] <Konomi> and tor has said
[16:57:56] <Konomi> multiple fucking times
[16:57:57] <Konomi> over nad over
[16:58:01] <Konomi> in talks on their wbe page
[16:58:07] <Konomi> they have government funding...
[16:58:24] <Konomi> can we change the article tag to revelations-of-the-retarded?
[16:58:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly but i'm too lazy to db edit it.
[17:00:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> tor's not really worth a shit in a world of largely asymmetric connections anyway
[17:00:59] <Konomi> it's better than nothing
[17:01:03] <Konomi> the ultimate paranoid setup
[17:01:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod.
[17:01:12] <Konomi> tails with tor over a vpn
[17:01:15] <Konomi> tails on a cd
[17:01:26] <Konomi> can throw in a public access point for good mesure
[17:01:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> and a cup of coffee to pour on the laptop just in case
[17:16:37] <Blackmoore> coffee++
[17:16:37] <Bender> karma - coffee: 942
[17:16:46] <Blackmoore> so many additional uses
[17:27:28] <Konomi> caffeine++
[17:27:28] <Bender> karma - caffeine: 46
[17:27:47] <Konomi> I advocate the middle ground of simple referring to the molecule so it is all inclusive
[17:27:56] <Konomi> anf the tea and coffee drinkers will stop fighting ~
[17:34:02] <Blackmoore> it isnt just that TOR has goverment funding - they have funding from Darpa, and DOD. so I'm not sure if they really want it to work (which is completely possible) or completely comprimised.
[17:39:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's the government so it's really likely they want both
[17:45:59] <geotti> Theanine++ #http://www.itoen.co.jp/eng/allabout_greentea/components_benefit.html#Effects03
[17:45:59] <Bender> karma - theanine: 1
[17:46:00] <channelopoly> ^ 03Major Components and Health Benefits of Green Tea
[17:46:25] <geotti> sencha++
[17:46:25] <Bender> karma - sencha: 11
[17:46:30] <geotti> tea++
[17:46:30] <Bender> karma - tea: 270
[17:57:35] <Blackmoore> sanka--
[17:57:35] <Bender> karma - sanka: -1
[18:01:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Dutch Village Where Everyone Has Dementia - http://sylnt.us - long-and-winding-road
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[18:30:52] <Bialykot> hi ppl
[18:30:52] <ciri> hello, whats up Bialykot
[18:38:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> sup
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[20:47:46] <crutchy> coffee++
[20:47:46] <Bender> karma - coffee: 943
[20:48:22] <crutchy> wow ncdr's back in the dev seat
[20:52:46] <crutchy> hehe bailykot and ciri got their own stick island going
[20:53:13] <crutchy> hm well they did before i ruined it :/
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[21:01:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, that was me pushing some changes from dev.
[21:01:40] <crutchy> oh
[21:01:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google to Quadruple Computer Science Prize Winnings to $1 Million. - http://sylnt.us - show-me-the-money
[21:02:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> dunno why it showed up as NC, logged in as myself to do it
[21:02:05] * crutchy falls off his cloud
[21:02:29] <crutchy> was it an old pull that NC did?
[21:02:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> newp
[21:02:42] <crutchy> just has his name as the committer in #github
[21:03:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> was a fresh pull off my repo, altered then pushed back
[21:03:18] <crutchy> thas weird
[21:03:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya
[21:03:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyway, nap time for me
[21:03:34] <crutchy> cya buddy
[21:03:43] <crutchy> gtg to workipoos soon here :(
[21:21:45] <ar> http://www.reddit.com
[21:21:45] <channelopoly> ^ 03Source code of Polish electoral calculator... big source of WTF if you like this ;) : programming
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[21:57:18] <silverly> hello
[21:57:19] <ciri> hello, whats up silverly
[21:57:39] <silverly> omg ciri please, its not all about you.
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[22:41:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Right-to-Carry Gun Laws Linked to Increase in Violent Crime - http://sylnt.us - statistical-significance
[23:07:02] <silverly> eh
[23:07:20] <silverly> im more than happy to be in country where guns are banned
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[23:20:01] <NightHawk> I missed BSD :-) it's changed a bit in 10 years but not that much
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[23:47:53] <silverly> why did you leave in the first place?
[23:54:31] <NightHawk> lack of use for it, lost interest in tinkering
[23:57:47] <silverly> fair enough, im hoping to get myself a stable arch environment over the summer on my laptop
[23:57:58] <NightHawk> Found an old IBM laptop the other day and wondered if it could be made useful again
[23:58:13] <silverly> theorically, little tinkering, practally, nope
[23:58:17] <NightHawk> arch Linux I'm assuming?
[23:58:20] <silverly> how old?
[23:58:20] <ciri> you talking to me?
[23:58:27] <silverly> yeap
[23:58:57] <NightHawk> never gievn Arch a try but heard good things
[23:59:20] <silverly> ive done the installation once
[23:59:26] <silverly> its very barebones
[23:59:36] <silverly> but its useful
[23:59:46] <NightHawk> it's from 1999 (400mhz, about 128mb pc-100, 8ish gb hdd)
[23:59:56] <silverly> hmm