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[00:00:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Comcast Now Intercepting and Modifying Web Pages? - http://sylnt.us - check-your-contracts
[00:02:42] <Ethanol-fueled> Wussup fellas.
[00:06:28] <crutchy> yo
[00:08:26] -!- diego [diego!piespy@Soylent/Bot/Bender] has joined #Soylent
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[00:10:55] <crutchy> hi bender's sidekick
[00:11:02] <crutchy> bye bender's sidekick
[00:14:50] <Ethanol-fueled> Blech, that's enough submitting for one day
[00:15:14] <Ethanol-fueled> I think six or seven, fuck, that's like twice as much as was in the queue when I first checked today.
[00:15:27] <crutchy> ~queue
[00:15:30] <exec> *** SN submission queue: 9 - http://sylnt.us
[00:15:50] <crutchy> looks a bit more healthy than when there was 2 earlier
[00:16:07] <Ethanol-fueled> It's because aspie fucking nerds can't write submissions.
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[00:16:17] <Ethanol-fueled> They can work a mean computer, but most can't write for shit.
[00:16:26] <chromas> if we wrote submissions then we'd have to read the articles
[00:16:41] <Ethanol-fueled> You guys have shame, that's the problem
[00:16:48] <chromas> I don't like writing submissions because the articles are already written
[00:16:52] <Ethanol-fueled> Life is a lot more fun when you have no shame.
[00:17:09] <Ethanol-fueled> In fact, I'm going to write a profanity-laced screed and submit it.
[00:17:45] <crutchy> i can't talk. i don't like writing either, but i'm a bit reluctant a lot of the time cos a lot of people just like having ago at how stupid they think the submission is, so i just think "well fuck you why should i bother giving up a few minutes of my day just to give you rocks to throw back at me"
[00:17:58] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy: I like to fight.
[00:18:15] <crutchy> i like a good flame fest too sometimes
[00:18:24] <crutchy> systemd has been fun :)
[00:18:35] <crutchy> i like arguing with the haters
[00:18:51] <crutchy> they get real wound up
[00:26:27] <Ethanol-fueled> A nah, better not.
[00:26:53] <Ethanol-fueled> I had a good screed in there, but it sapped all the negative energy out. Plus I don't want to actually scare people away.
[00:27:13] <Ethanol-fueled> I told 'em I was going to toss them down an unescapable stool pit and crap on their heads day after day.
[00:27:56] <Ethanol-fueled> Besides, seeing the story about Hugh Pickens dead was hilarious
[00:27:58] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHAHAHHA
[00:28:24] <Ethanol-fueled> The local food critics who wrote under a collective pseudonym did that.
[00:28:34] <Ethanol-fueled> they even made a fake obituary entry in the local paper
[00:28:56] <Ethanol-fueled> "died unremarkably of complications resulting from gastric surgery"
[00:29:24] <Ethanol-fueled> The reader had to axe the upscale food review column because shit economy.
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[00:34:20] <Ethanol-fueled> Hi SpallsHurgenson, are you happy to see me?
[00:34:20] <ciri> hi i'm happy today! :D Ethanol-fueled
[00:34:32] <Ethanol-fueled> fug off, ciri.
[00:34:37] <Ethanol-fueled> ciri--
[00:34:37] <Bender> karma - ciri: -21
[00:34:39] <Ethanol-fueled> coffee++
[00:34:39] <Bender> karma - coffee: 942
[00:34:44] <Ethanol-fueled> pantspissings++
[00:34:44] <Bender> karma - pantspissings: 1
[00:35:17] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled++ # for submissions
[00:35:27] <chromas> Ethanol_fueled++ # for submissions
[00:35:27] <Bender> karma - ethanol_fueled: 2
[00:35:41] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, it wasn't me, it was some guy with a weird name.
[00:35:47] <chromas> oh yeah
[00:35:57] <Ethanol-fueled> some spanish word and a couple other weird words, I think they were Maltese or something.
[00:36:04] <chromas> probably a guy who will eventually become an editor
[00:36:25] <Ethanol-fueled> gotta hand it to the guy, he's got skills. And I assume those were his BAD submissions.
[00:36:25] * chromas gives tama a wink
[00:40:55] * Ethanol-fueled heard his neighbor masturbating last night.
[00:41:10] <Ethanol-fueled> piece of crap wasn't even smooth about it, pig disgusting.
[00:41:27] <crutchy> him or her?
[00:41:31] <Ethanol-fueled> him.
[00:41:35] <crutchy> ew
[00:41:45] <Ethanol-fueled> one of the most disgusting hims I've ever seen.
[00:42:00] <Leebert> I thought you "heard" it.
[00:42:09] <crutchy> sure it wasn't teh pr0nz you heard?
[00:42:12] <Leebert> Oh, him is the disgusting thing you've seen.
[00:42:19] <Ethanol-fueled> Leebert, I also happen to know what he looks like, which makes things worse.
[00:42:26] <chromas> Leebert: or he peeked
[00:42:35] <chromas> through the window
[00:43:06] <crutchy> or through the hole in the wall :0
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[00:43:23] <crutchy> bye bender's sidekick
[00:43:28] <juggs> :D
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[00:43:57] <Leebert> So another brief rant: I don't know much about CallManager, but I do get the general idea that running a publisher and a subscriber for redundancy as separate VMs on *the same physical machine* seems to be a pretty stupid idea...
[00:44:21] <Ethanol-fueled> shoulda named him Roberto, that's the cokehead bot from Futurama
[00:44:24] <crutchy> juggs, is it running on carbon?
[00:44:33] <Leebert> The only other use case aside from redundancy seeming to be capacity, which is similarly stupid.
[00:44:33] <juggs> aye
[00:44:45] <crutchy> /nick fempyewta
[00:44:45] NetCraft is now known as fempyewta
[00:44:52] <crutchy> oh!
[00:44:56] <crutchy> oops
[00:44:58] <juggs> wth?
[00:45:04] <crutchy> /nick NetCraft
[00:45:05] fempyewta is now known as NetCraft
[00:45:13] <crutchy> forgots about that :p
[00:45:15] <juggs> that's a little lax :D
[00:45:17] <chromas> nothin' wrong with that
[00:45:21] <crutchy> :D
[00:45:27] <juggs> /nick flump
[00:45:33] <juggs> meh
[00:45:40] Ethanol-fueled is now known as The_DIck
[00:45:42] <chromas> you used a space
[00:45:50] juggs is now known as flump
[00:45:53] <flump> lol
[00:45:54] The_DIck is now known as Ethanol-fueled
[00:45:59] <crutchy> /nick hi_floor_make_me_a_sammich
[00:46:00] flump is now known as juggs
[00:46:17] <chromas> /nick juggs
[00:46:23] <chromas> aw
[00:46:29] <chromas> oh
[00:46:46] Ethanol-fueled is now known as NCommander_
[00:46:57] <chromas> /nick Ethanol-fueled
[00:46:57] NetCraft is now known as Ethanol-fueled
[00:47:04] <crutchy> hahaha
[00:47:12] <chromas> /nick bewbctl
[00:47:12] Ethanol-fueled is now known as bewbctl
[00:47:38] NCommander_ is now known as Ethanol-fueled
[00:47:58] Ethanol-fueled is now known as TheMightyBuzzard_
[00:48:06] <TheMightyBuzzard_> nod nod
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[00:48:14] <TheMightyBuzzard_> I'm goin' fishin' today nod nod
[00:48:27] <TheMightyBuzzard_> Damn Slashcode nod nod
[00:48:45] <chromas> it's funny 'cause your nick is the same color and the end of the name gets cut off
[00:48:50] <crutchy> s/fishing/fooshing/
[00:48:51] <TheMightyBuzzard_> Slashcode backdoors will cost you fifty bucks, but my backdoor will cost 'ya only twenty, aye
[00:48:56] <chromas> (because my nick column is too narrow)
[00:49:17] TheMightyBuzzard_ is now known as Ethanol-fueled
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[00:51:10] crutchy is now known as \
[00:51:24] <\> ooh
[00:51:30] <\> coffee++
[00:51:30] <Bender> karma - coffee: 943
[00:51:49] <\> think i might go have a "slash" bwahahahaha!
[00:52:02] <chromas> /nick tea--
[00:52:02] bewbctl is now known as tea--
[00:52:08] <Ethanol-fueled> tea--
[00:52:08] <Bender> karma - tea: 269
[00:52:20] \ is now known as crutchy
[00:52:25] <Ethanol-fueled> Plus, "tearooms" are where homosexuals meet to tryst
[00:52:38] <Ethanol-fueled> public bathrooms, actually, designated "tearooms"
[00:52:45] <crutchy> ~define tryst
[00:52:46] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3tryst: A set meeting place, especially between lovers.
[00:52:48] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled: s/l//
[00:52:49] <exec> <chromas> <Ethanol-fueled> pubic bathrooms, actually, designated "tearooms"
[01:00:13] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[01:00:13] <tea--> ^ 03Aliens Soundtrack - Combat Drop (OST) - YouTube
[01:00:29] <crutchy> don't remember much of this from the movie except those cowbells
[01:00:34] <crutchy> classic
[01:01:05] <SpallsHurgenson> sounds just like Colonial Marines, awesome!
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[01:01:45] <crutchy> "we're on an express elevator to hell! goin down!"
[01:04:07] <crutchy> "we're in the pipe, five by five"
[01:04:19] <crutchy> so many great quotes
[01:05:21] <crutchy> http://www.youtube.com
[01:05:21] <tea--> ^ 03Amazing Aliens Rap - YouTube
[01:05:23] <crutchy> lmao!
[01:05:25] <crutchy> awesome
[01:08:17] <Ethanol-fueled> mmkay guys, gonna listen to some Pantera then go shower and smoke some marrijawanna.
[01:08:55] Ethanol-fueled is now known as Ethanol-fueled-Idling
[01:08:59] <chromas> hmm, Pantera's bad, m'kay
[01:09:28] <SpallsHurgenson> ATV - Alien Tardis Vehicle. Bigger inside than the outside :)
[01:12:13] <crutchy> apparently it was originally a truck used to tow airliners
[01:12:46] <crutchy> someone got hurt by it during production or something
[01:14:50] <crutchy> "armed with a power loader and a class 2 rating" lol
[01:17:25] <SpallsHurgenson> that was a pretty terrible rap, but bonus points for integrating actual quotes from the movie
[01:18:44] * juggs whacks xlefay
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[01:29:11] <SpallsHurgenson> yay, a sequel! https://www.youtube.com
[01:29:12] <tea--> ^ 03The Gamers: Dorkness Rising - YouTube
[01:31:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Penal Coding: Programming in Prison - http://sylnt.us - 0110000000011001
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[01:53:19] Ethanol-fueled-Idling is now known as Ethanol-fueled
[01:53:27] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuck, liked the old colore beter
[01:54:14] <juggs> you look a little jaundiced to me
[01:54:22] <Ethanol-fueled> from the drink
[01:55:03] <juggs> aye - liver function test called for
[01:55:34] <Ethanol-fueled> my others have been more than good.
[01:56:20] <Ethanol-fueled> I usually get the full run of tests every September but didn't feel the need to because I didn't lay anybody new this year :(
[01:57:03] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm as Yella as an Asian, with uremic poisoning -- sweating out my own piss.
[01:57:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Looking like a pregnantman.
[01:57:55] <Ethanol-fueled> But that wasn't the alcohol. It was because I had a chestbuster in me wanting to hop out.
[01:58:31] <Ethanol-fueled> And right before I hop into the lava backwards, the chestbuster will burst, and I will cradle him like a baby as I kill us both.
[01:58:53] <juggs> Next will come the dreaded gout as that uric acid crystallises in certain joints
[02:00:49] <Ethanol-fueled> They can make it cool, like in an Anime action preparatory sequence. The uric acid could ching together all chiny and then be a solid "chi-ching!" as everything flashes and the Uric acid is now totally ready to battle those joints.
[02:01:19] <Ethanol-fueled> They could also show the blood cells in the background spinning, as if the action was happening pretty fast.
[02:01:43] <Ethanol-fueled> The uric acid crystals would come together like Voltron.
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[02:10:04] <chromas> Now that's an edubational video that's sure to please the young'uns
[02:10:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Probably a lot better just to show them a real-life video of a drunk doing something really stupid.
[02:11:02] <chromas> that's just called tv
[02:11:06] <Ethanol-fueled> Like that episode of cops where they show up and some drunk guy crashed into a pole and toppled the pole over the middle of his car
[02:11:42] <Ethanol-fueled> the cops show up and he looks at them with extrememly glassy eyes and slurred speech...whaddd habnened?
[02:12:44] <Ethanol-fueled> cops is a rad show. probably
[02:19:26] <juggs> o.O
[02:31:27] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuck, guys, something kind of sad happened.
[02:31:57] <juggs> sup?
[02:31:58] <Ethanol-fueled> I told you that a guy I new from childhood and hadn't seen in 14 years suddenly showed up a block away
[02:32:37] <Ethanol-fueled> he was a bumpkin, personal but avoiding conflict.
[02:33:17] <Ethanol-fueled> I picked his brain, and he admitted proudly to chopping the heads from deceased sea lion corpses on beaches and stealing the heads.
[02:33:42] <Ethanol-fueled> He told me he did those things because his girlfriend makes art out of the skulls, cleans, bleaches them.
[02:33:51] <Ethanol-fueled> Grows succulents in 'em.
[02:34:13] <Ethanol-fueled> Sell's 'em at an obscene profit for a few hacks.
[02:35:48] <Ethanol-fueled> Why does everything have to be fucked up, guys? Why can't I just walk along life as the awkward normal guy without shit just happening?
[02:38:12] <juggs> Not sure what the problem is. How is hacking the head off a rotting sea lion corpse stealing? Slightly disturbed perhaps, but I'm not seeing the theft angle here.
[02:38:39] <Ethanol-fueled> DEAD SEA LIONS SMELL LIKE BACON
[02:38:49] <juggs> all the better!
[02:39:40] <Ethanol-fueled> http://i.imgur.com Man, that's edgy as fuck
[02:40:25] <Ethanol-fueled> except when a guy in a utility truck pulls up and tells you a husband wants to suck your dick while the wife watches.
[02:40:29] <Ethanol-fueled> :|
[02:41:26] <juggs> somewhat bizarre request
[02:43:25] <Ethanol-fueled> imagining doing a bunch of yey-yo with big black niggers.
[02:43:47] <Ethanol-fueled> Whoa, boy...dont ask them where your yay-yo went.
[02:44:03] <SpallsHurgenson> rejoice, for my inbox is completely empty!
[02:44:07] <crutchy> coffee++
[02:44:08] <Bender> karma - coffee: 944
[02:44:30] <Ethanol-fueled> Spalls, say bad words. People will pay more attention.
[02:44:36] <crutchy> SpallsHurgenson, did you move it all to deleted items?
[02:44:51] <SpallsHurgenson> shhhh! don't give away my secret!
[02:45:11] <Ethanol-fueled> That's the folder my beast porn is in.
[02:45:39] <Ethanol-fueled> Being an animal selected for such a video is like winning the lottery in human language.
[02:46:10] <Ethanol-fueled> You's just like, "I'm just chillin in this cloverfield or pasture"
[02:46:54] <Ethanol-fueled> "Then, you're like, "Hey, what is this is some weird position? Man, that's awesome!"
[02:47:27] <crutchy> tama, yo mama is so fat she had her sewage pipes replaced with an open drain directly to the ocean
[02:48:08] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy: San Diego is like that. You can see pipes out the canyon dropping shitwaste into the waters.
[02:49:09] <juggs> http://stats.sylnt.us
[02:49:15] <SpallsHurgenson> <sigh> thus ends my five minutes of happiness :(
[02:49:16] <juggs> diego lives!
[02:51:06] <Ethanol-fueled> diagram is fucking gross.
[02:51:38] <Ethanol-fueled> I'd punch everybpdy excepty crutchy within a huge radius.
[02:52:18] <crutchy> aw cool
[02:52:25] <Ethanol-fueled> And PISS on you too.
[02:52:29] <Ethanol-fueled> not crutchy.
[02:52:35] * crutchy likes all manner of dotty plotty things :)
[02:52:53] * crutchy suffers from engineeritis
[02:52:55] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, you brit-shit faggot, I bet you're into gay Scheisse
[02:53:32] <crutchy> brit-shit? i'm a kangaroo-fucker mate
[02:54:21] <Ethanol-fueled> You're all the same, and your buttholes will be dstroey
[02:54:25] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
[02:54:55] * crutchy pets his guard-dropbear
[02:57:04] <Konomi> http://boingboing.net
[02:57:07] <Konomi> this looks awesome
[02:58:11] <juggs> Lantern continuously receives radio waves broadcast by Outernet from space. Lantern turns the signal into digital files, like webpages, news articles, ebooks, videos, and music.
[02:58:54] <juggs> eh? Is this some satellite multicast thing?
[02:59:38] <crutchy> juggs, can you use loggie's data for the mappy thingy?
[03:00:14] <crutchy> i like that it's live so you don't have to run any commands here
[03:01:09] <juggs> crutchy, probably if I understood even a half of the maths involved in piespy.
[03:01:18] <crutchy> Konomi, it looks like a salt/pepper grinder
[03:01:34] <Ethanol-fueled> This is Safe For Work Ethanol-fueled, fuckers.
[03:01:35] <Ethanol-fueled> http://postimg.org
[03:01:36] <tea--> ^ 03View image: FUCKERS
[03:01:51] <Ethanol-fueled> 's a fucking 552 AR-15
[03:02:14] <crutchy> i like that gun better than the other gun we were exposed to
[03:02:57] <juggs> crutchy, it generates a new map PNG every few minutes, the latest is replicated as soylent-current.png which is on that page. I'm thinking how to best display the historical maps. Maybe cat them into an animation or something
[03:03:15] <crutchy> isn't the ar-15 a bit of a girly gun though? it's supposed to be lightweight and easy to use
[03:03:36] <crutchy> not very manly sounding
[03:03:40] <Leebert> your mom is lightweight and easy to use
[03:03:46] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, then tell us, what are manly guns to use?
[03:03:48] <Leebert> *rimshot*
[03:04:09] <juggs> how to tell when there's a North American around, the conversation will at some point revolve around guns :D
[03:04:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, something belt fed. take your pick.
[03:04:27] <crutchy> one of my friends from school's dad had a 30-06 rifle
[03:04:47] <crutchy> for when killing isn't enough
[03:05:12] <crutchy> it was a man's gun
[03:05:39] * juggs cues up Motorhead - Overkill
[03:05:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> M60: for when the terrorists' truck offends you too
[03:06:35] <crutchy> rpg works better against vehicles
[03:06:50] <crutchy> or magnetic mines
[03:07:06] <crutchy> apparently they are the nightmare of iraqi security forces
[03:07:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, armored ones. little 4-cylinder pickup/jeep/etc the 60 works a treat
[03:08:23] <crutchy> driving along a street minding your own business, as you drive past a group of people one sneaks out an unseen package from under their dress and sticks it to the side of the truck... 30 seconds later... no more truck
[03:08:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> got to destroy a decommissioned vehicle with one once. it was teh funs.
[03:08:55] <crutchy> have you seen that crazy russian dude on youtube?
[03:09:01] <crutchy> he fires some crazy shit
[03:09:13] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuck, we got the M-240 Bravo and every industrialized gun that's not the Hoitzer
[03:09:24] <Ethanol-fueled> Miniguns,
[03:09:42] <juggs> mini-guns on whirly-birds... the rate those things fire at is insane and somewhat scary. Aegis BMD is likewise awe inspiring to watch in action.
[03:09:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, anything belt fed will do for manly
[03:10:03] <Ethanol-fueled> I always loved gatling guns
[03:10:55] <juggs> and so the map grows :D http://stats.sylnt.us
[03:11:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> every bloody unit i was in i always got the machine gun. dunno why they give the biggest gun to the smallest guy.
[03:11:44] <juggs> for comic effect?
[03:12:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly
[03:12:21] <Leebert> exploiting the chihuahua effect probably
[03:12:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> was a big complaint while carrying it, less so while shooting things.
[03:12:40] <Leebert> the tiniest dogs are the most aggressive, ya know.
[03:13:04] <chromas> looks like crutchy's becoming the center
[03:13:07] <juggs> I'd rather me attacked by a chihuahua than a TMB toting a heavy machine gun
[03:13:08] <Ethanol-fueled> WHen you win. The rest of the time, you'll just be punted.
[03:13:25] <Konomi> ubuntu 15.04 will likely have systemd as the default init
[03:13:28] <Konomi> rejoice \o/
[03:14:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> ... already have systemd in arch. hoping for uselessd sooner or later though.
[03:14:51] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: looks like he's planning to release 8 on Sunday
[03:14:58] <chromas> haven't looked at it recently though
[03:15:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> cool cool.
[03:15:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> bit of minecraft and bed for me i think.
[03:16:09] <chromas> I think he's planning (if hasn't already) to strip out dbus and stuff
[03:17:42] <crutchy> anyone can hit a target with a minigun
[03:17:45] * SpallsHurgenson perks up, "Stripping?"
[03:17:49] <crutchy> they have low manly factor
[03:17:55] <Leebert> Huh. You actually have to do capacity planning for Music On Hold streams in CallManager.
[03:18:01] <Ethanol-fueled> http://postimg.org
[03:18:01] <tea--> ^ 03View image: 0426131934 00
[03:18:04] <Leebert> Such a thing never even occurred to me.
[03:18:13] * SpallsHurgenson perks down, "Manly stripping." :(
[03:18:19] <Ethanol-fueled> Something Buzzard might like
[03:18:25] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled: are you using aweb cam from 1998?
[03:18:35] <crutchy> maybe if you hold the mingun like arni swartzawanker in t2 it would be manly
[03:18:35] <Ethanol-fueled> Best damn fishing memory
[03:18:51] <crutchy> but if you press a trigger with the gun on a tripod - not manly
[03:18:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> beer, fooshin, old firebird?
[03:19:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard: http://postimg.org
[03:19:05] <tea--> ^ 03View image: 0426131934 00
[03:19:11] <chromas> crutchy: we walk around with the gun under-arm and wear the ammo reel as a backback
[03:19:26] <crutchy> lol
[03:19:48] * crutchy prefers a decent rifle
[03:19:50] <chromas> http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net
[03:19:56] <crutchy> snipers played a big part in ww2
[03:19:58] <chromas> just like in the vidya games
[03:20:51] <Konomi> https://imgur.com
[03:20:51] <tea--> ^ 03"Mothership supercell" timelapsed and looped (OC) - Imgur
[03:20:52] * SpallsHurgenson sees several unrealistic issues in that image
[03:20:57] <Konomi> https://imgur.com
[03:20:58] <tea--> ^ 03West Point Nebraska - Imgur
[03:21:12] <crutchy> juggs,maybe just a file listing would be good enough for now
[03:21:26] <crutchy> can always look into animatory expansion later
[03:21:59] * crutchy goes back to his ~submit script, which has been crying out for attention since thismorning
[03:22:31] <chromas> "Looks like it might produce a tornado. Better get it to the Cowboys' stadium. There's no chance for a touchdown there."
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[03:23:08] * SpallsHurgenson chuckles
[03:23:40] <crutchy> !stats
[03:23:40] <Bender> creating stats for channel #Soylent (Thu Jan 1 00:00:00 1970)
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[03:24:10] <SpallsHurgenson> gosh, January 1970; those were the days
[03:24:28] <SpallsHurgenson> I remember dancing to disco in my platform shoes with all the rest of the #soylentils
[03:25:04] <Konomi> no I am not that old
[03:25:05] <Konomi> ._.
[03:25:07] <juggs> crutchy, dir listing was my thought too. Haven't managed to bend nginx to my will to show a dir listing when an index.html is present as yet. Could likely knock something up in php to list just the png's in the dir
[03:25:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> most of the rest of the soylentils were in diapers
[03:25:33] <SpallsHurgenson> it was amazing how busy this channel was especially since IRC wouldn't be invented for another 18 years
[03:25:38] * crutchy was a tadpole in 1970
[03:25:50] <SpallsHurgenson> but we managed
[03:26:30] <crutchy> !stats
[03:26:30] <Bender> creating stats for channel #Soylent (Thu Jan 1 00:00:00 1970)
[03:26:31] <exec> http://stats.sylnt.us
[03:26:36] <crutchy> ^there we go
[03:26:46] <crutchy> link to your dotty plotty juggs
[03:26:47] <SpallsHurgenson> gosh, January 1970; those were the days
[03:26:56] <SpallsHurgenson> no, wait... this is all starting to sound a bit familiar
[03:26:57] <crutchy> dejavu
[03:27:09] <SpallsHurgenson> oh god they hacked the matrix!
[03:27:13] <juggs> eh what now
[03:27:40] <crutchy> maybe i should make it something different
[03:27:44] <crutchy> like !plot
[03:27:45] <Ethnol-fueled> FUck, I 3was working for you best intersts.
[03:27:47] <Konomi> only crutchy harasses me ho ho
[03:27:55] <crutchy> ¿
[03:27:59] <Ethnol-fueled> You never manage to dissppoaint slepo[
[03:28:03] * SpallsHurgenson harrasses Konomi
[03:28:09] <Konomi> ;p
[03:28:16] <juggs> don't tell me xlefay integrated piespy into Bender's json bot fleet so diego is surplus :/
[03:28:58] <crutchy> Konomi, but sometimes i apologise :)
[03:29:07] <Konomi> "sometimes" ~
[03:29:24] <crutchy> and i offer you stuff
[03:29:34] <crutchy> like cupcakes and ice coffee
[03:29:44] <SpallsHurgenson> and dirty, dirty women
[03:29:55] <crutchy> but after a while i just eat them myself cos otherwise they'd go moldy
[03:30:29] <SpallsHurgenson> o_0
[03:30:37] * Konomi already has her SO for such things \o/
[03:30:56] <juggs> your SO is moldy so you eat her?
[03:31:14] <crutchy> ~define SO
[03:31:16] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3SO: n., Acronym - 'Significant Other'.
[03:31:17] <SpallsHurgenson> and #soylent dips down into new depths of depravity :)
[03:31:20] <crutchy> ah
[03:31:27] * crutchy wakes up
[03:31:36] <Konomi> juggs: no >.<
[03:31:41] <juggs> cannibals!!
[03:31:55] * juggs runs for the hills
[03:31:59] <Konomi> we're actually a good match we're both clingy so works out well
[03:31:59] <crutchy> "her"?!
[03:32:02] * SpallsHurgenson avoids the obvious jokes
[03:32:05] <Ethnol-fueled> grrr, tha makes me angry.
[03:32:39] * Konomi np: 13. CHOCOLAT feat. Mariya Ise.mp3 :: 7.9M :: MPlayer/2 UNKNOWN
[03:32:58] <Konomi> hmm need to edit that tag it's not very discript
[03:33:12] <SpallsHurgenson> MP3? Heathen! Heretic! Evil-doer! .OGG-4-Life!
[03:33:16] <crutchy> is UNKNOWN a new band i haven't heard of?
[03:33:36] <SpallsHurgenson> if you had heard of them, they wouldn't be unknown would they?
[03:33:49] <Konomi> that's the player version you tools ;p
[03:34:02] <crutchy> like the planet so secret nobody even knows its name?
[03:34:15] <chromas> What's its name?
[03:34:22] <crutchy> oh i dare not speak it
[03:34:25] <Ethnol-fueled> FAGGORTRON900
[03:34:34] <SpallsHurgenson> It's Bob. The Planet Bob.
[03:34:38] * juggs moronically applauds the use of the word "tools"
[03:34:48] <crutchy> "ee-arth"
[03:34:56] <Ethnol-fueled> FUck you fucking faggots.
[03:35:04] <Ethnol-fueled> snifff my dick
[03:35:12] <Ethnol-fueled> HAHAHAHHHEEEHEEHEEHOOOOO!
[03:35:18] <crutchy> why the hell are you teal colored, Ethnol-fueled?
[03:35:22] <Konomi> https://www.youtube.com
[03:35:23] <crutchy> you're usually yellow
[03:35:23] <tea--> ^ 0313- Panty & Stocking with Gaterbelt OST - CHOCOLAT - YouTube
[03:35:26] <SpallsHurgenson> I am feeling an increasing urge to visit a hardware store and buy something manly, like a reciprocating hammer
[03:35:30] <juggs> spelling crutchy
[03:35:30] <chromas> missing letter, crutchy san
[03:35:40] <Ethnol-fueled> FUCK OFF Crutchy. My people will DESTROY yours
[03:35:46] <Konomi> SpallsHurgenson: buy a disco ball!
[03:35:47] <Konomi> ;p
[03:35:56] * crutchy does the hustle
[03:35:56] <SpallsHurgenson> Konomi: another one?
[03:35:56] <Konomi> who exactly are your people?
[03:35:57] <juggs> 5
[03:36:03] <SpallsHurgenson> I'm me!
[03:36:06] <Konomi> SpallsHurgenson: can never have too many disco balls
[03:36:28] <Ethnol-fueled> FUCKING COGSUGS
[03:36:31] <crutchy> Ethnol-fueled, we don't need to do anything to 'your people'... we have wildlife to take care of that :p
[03:36:34] <juggs> 3
[03:36:35] <ciri> 4
[03:36:36] <ciri> 5
[03:36:37] <ciri> 6
[03:36:39] <ciri> 7
[03:36:41] <ciri> 8
[03:36:42] <juggs> :D go ciri
[03:36:43] <ciri> 9
[03:36:45] <ciri> 10 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[03:36:46] <SpallsHurgenson> ooh, a count-up!
[03:36:52] <Ethnol-fueled> crutchy, we'll see about that, their heads hacked off.
[03:36:54] <crutchy> blastoff
[03:37:09] <SpallsHurgenson> wait, don't stop; what comes after 10? I need to know!
[03:37:20] <crutchy> fiik. i don't get paid to count
[03:37:22] <juggs> 73 isn't it?
[03:37:30] <Konomi> ciri-- # please die in a fire
[03:37:30] <Bender> karma - ciri: -22
[03:37:36] <Ethnol-fueled> sodoff, you cogsugs.
[03:37:39] <juggs> 2
[03:37:39] <ciri> 3
[03:37:40] <Ethnol-fueled> HHEHEHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
[03:37:46] <Ethnol-fueled> FUC YOU,. NIGGA
[03:37:48] <juggs> 1
[03:38:01] <crutchy> ciri: 47+3i
[03:38:01] <Konomi> Ethnol-fueled is so PC
[03:38:03] <chromas> try +q
[03:38:05] <Konomi> it's disgusting
[03:38:11] <crutchy> personal computer?
[03:38:21] <juggs> police constable?
[03:38:31] <crutchy> yeah i hate it when people behave like computers
[03:38:34] <chromas> paper commode
[03:38:41] <Konomi> paper crane!
[03:38:42] <Ethnol-fueled> A FUCKING NIGGE WITH A SQUEAKY VOICE.
[03:38:45] <juggs> 0
[03:38:48] <juggs> .op
[03:38:48] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o juggs] by juggler
[03:38:49] <Ethnol-fueled> HAHAHHHEEEHEEHEEHOOOO)))))!
[03:38:55] -!- Ethnol-fueled was kicked from #soylent by juggs!~juggs@Soylent/Staff/IRC/juggs [Ethnol-fueled]
[03:39:00] <juggs> .deop
[03:39:00] -!- mode/#Soylent [-o juggs] by juggler
[03:39:04] <Konomi> obviously op abuse
[03:39:08] <SpallsHurgenson> jeez, convicted for helping people "cheat" on a lie-detector "test" http://arstechnica.com
[03:39:10] <crutchy> ike... kick the baby?
[03:39:21] <chromas> Don't kick the baby!
[03:39:52] <crutchy> i wanna go taste foofa's strange!
[03:40:03] <crutchy> taste?
[03:40:08] <crutchy> s/taste/tame/
[03:40:09] <exec> <crutchy> tame?
[03:40:14] <crutchy> pfft
[03:40:20] <juggs> Konomi, op abuse?
[03:40:38] <Konomi> juggs: <sarcasm /> implied
[03:40:50] <Konomi> you can kick him until the heat death of the universe I'll go get my pom poms
[03:40:51] <crutchy> it's technologist to kick someone pretending to be a computer
[03:40:57] <Konomi> cheer ya on
[03:41:14] <juggs> I don't like kicking ppl.
[03:41:22] <crutchy> punching is more fun
[03:41:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Seeing Through your Car - http://sylnt.us - now-I-see-you
[03:41:33] <SpallsHurgenson> wait, am I getting kicked again?
[03:41:37] <juggs> I think I might have skipped 4 though
[03:41:42] <crutchy> only when you're down
[03:41:56] <SpallsHurgenson> well, that's the easiest way to do it
[03:42:02] * SpallsHurgenson is all for efficiency :)
[03:42:19] <juggs> you'll get in the gutter an you'll like it
[03:42:23] * crutchy is made of atoms that tend towards their lowest energy level
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[03:42:48] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHHAAHA
[03:42:52] <chromas> crutchy: nullons?
[03:43:02] <crutchy> ~define nullons
[03:43:05] <chromas> or nilons for pascallies
[03:43:09] <SpallsHurgenson> bah, my universe is gonna end in heat-death. :)
[03:43:11] <crutchy> ah
[03:43:15] <crutchy> yeah lol
[03:43:16] <exec> nullons: unable to find definition
[03:43:34] <crutchy> php uses null but i still didn't get it till you said nilons :p
[03:43:35] <Ethanol-fueled> Man, ~define wasteoids
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[03:43:56] <chromas> ~define-add nullons, particles crutchy's made of
[03:43:56] <exec> definition for term "nullons" set to "particles crutchy's made of"
[03:44:35] * crutchy fades to the background so as not to clog up juggs' dotty plotty
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[03:44:57] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHA
[03:45:03] <Ethanol-fueled> FUCK NIGGAZ
[03:45:09] -!- Ethanol-fueled has quit [Client Quit]
[03:45:10] <SpallsHurgenson> Some say the world will end in fire / Some say in ice / From what I’ve tasted of desire / I hold with those who favor fire / But if it had to perish twice / I think I know enough of hate / To say that for destruction ice / Is also great / And would suffice.
[03:50:15] <Konomi> I'm pretty convinced EF was dropped on his head at birth
[03:50:15] <SpallsHurgenson> heheh, some ATMs could be forced into "operator mode" with a 6-digit PIN. that's some real password protection there http://www.wired.com :)
[03:50:16] <tea--> ^ 03Two Dudes Prove How Easy It Is to Hack ATMs for Free Cash | WIRED
[03:50:17] <Konomi> maybe multiple times
[03:51:26] <juggs> crutchy, how's the vote thing coming on?
[03:52:25] <SpallsHurgenson> meanwhile, Singapore Air shows US telecom that they are still amateurs when it comes to price-gouging https://gigaom.com
[03:52:48] <crutchy> juggs, it works
[03:52:56] <crutchy> ~vote
[03:52:56] <exec> to vote: ~vote poll_id option_id
[03:52:57] <exec> example: ~vote beverage coffee
[03:52:57] <exec> http://sylnt.us
[03:53:11] <Konomi> what is with the prefixed spaces
[03:53:22] <juggs> any different to what used to be charged for using in seat telephones SpallsHurgenson ?
[03:53:24] <crutchy> its the new kitch
[03:54:11] <juggs> Konomi, makes bot output easily distinguishable from normal chatter... makes it easier to read past
[03:54:49] <crutchy> yeah what juggs said. thats exakery why i did it :D
[03:55:05] <Konomi> doesn't look anymore distinctive to me just looks like broken output
[03:55:24] <juggs> heh - I see a career in PR opening up before me
[03:55:24] <crutchy> exec is a bit bent
[03:55:32] <SpallsHurgenson> meanwhile meanwhile, MacOSX Hints is read-only now. http://hints.macworld.com
[03:55:33] <tea--> ^ 03Mac OS X Hints - A community-built collection of OS X hints
[03:55:42] <juggs> Not as bent as Bender!
[03:55:57] <juggs> Konomi, so what would you suggest
[03:55:59] <chromas> has Bender been touching himself again?
[03:55:59] <SpallsHurgenson> not that there's anything wrong with that
[03:56:04] <crutchy> lol tea--
[03:56:18] <Konomi> not relying on output methods that are probably only relevant to xchat based clients for one ;p
[03:56:27] <chromas> coffee++ didn't work
[03:56:27] <Bender> karma - coffee: 945
[03:56:38] <crutchy> yeah i tried that too
[03:56:55] <crutchy> right before i had a slash :p
[03:57:06] <juggs> yes yes that's useful as it goes Konomi. Any more specific suggestions?
[03:57:07] <chromas> disallowing_characters_in_nicks--
[03:57:07] <Bender> karma - disallowing_characters_in_nicks: -1
[03:57:13] <Konomi> try bold maybe
[03:57:16] <Konomi> or underline
[03:57:35] <crutchy> ~staff meeting
[03:57:36] <juggs> what about clients that don't support those?
[03:57:37] <exec> 03********** 05SOYLENTNEWS BOARD MEETING03 **********
[03:57:37] <exec> 03SN PBC Board Meeting - Wed. Oct. 29 at 1:15am UTC (Tue, Oct. 28 at 9:15pm EDT) on IRC #staff.
[03:57:37] <chromas> there needs to be a bot bit you can set so clients can do things
[03:57:42] <crutchy> like that?
[03:57:51] <Konomi> then you'd be in the same boat as the whole appending spaces thing
[03:58:02] <juggs> :D
[03:58:07] <Konomi> I can tell you more client support bold than indented channel output by default
[03:58:17] <chromas> are there clients that strip prefixed spaces?
[03:58:30] <Konomi> I can make mine do it in a few seconds if I wish
[03:58:38] <chromas> by default
[03:58:42] <crutchy> i could prefix with »
[03:58:43] <Konomi> doubt it
[03:58:45] <SpallsHurgenson> mmm, more stripping
[03:58:51] <Konomi> crutchy: that's probably better
[03:58:52] <chromas> stripping++
[03:58:52] <Bender> karma - stripping: 1
[03:58:57] <crutchy> stripping++
[03:58:57] <Bender> karma - stripping: 2
[03:59:00] <juggs> prefix each line with a tilde fest ~~~~something something dark side
[03:59:14] * SpallsHurgenson hears you all and starts pulling off his socks
[03:59:15] <chromas> tildectl pad exec
[03:59:23] * chromas starts the music
[03:59:28] <crutchy> or #######&&&&&&&&&$$$$$$$$$$$$$ I AM A B0TZORG!!
[03:59:36] <juggs> gawd no
[04:00:33] <crutchy> ~vote list
[04:00:34] <exec> beverage: What is your favorite beverage in the morning?
[04:00:35] <exec> robot: What is the coolest space robot ever?
[04:00:35] <exec> init
[04:00:55] <crutchy> its a bit complicated though
[04:01:03] <SpallsHurgenson> how about "Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;--" (or whatever would be appropriate to wreak the most havoc at the destination :)
[04:01:03] <ciri> you talking to me?
[04:01:14] <chromas> ciri++
[04:01:14] <Bender> karma - ciri: -21
[04:01:17] <crutchy> see, i wrote it only a couple of weeks ago, and now i don't remember how to use it :/
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[04:01:40] <crutchy> ~vote list beverage
[04:01:41] <exec> beverage: What is your favorite beverage in the morning?
[04:01:55] <crutchy> ~vote beverage list
[04:01:57] <exec> beverage: What is your favorite beverage in the morning?
[04:01:57] <exec> ├─coffee
[04:01:57] <exec> ├─cola: liter o' cola
[04:01:57] <exec> ├─newt: eye of newt
[04:01:57] <exec> ├─regex: socket of regex
[04:01:57] <exec> └─tea
[04:02:03] <crutchy> :/
[04:02:40] <crutchy> ~vote beverage
[04:02:41] <exec> voting result for poll "beverage" [What is your favorite beverage in the morning?]:
[04:02:41] <exec> ├─coffee => 2
[04:02:41] <exec> ├─cola: liter o' cola => 1
[04:02:41] <exec> ├─newt: eye of newt => 0
[04:02:41] <exec> ├─regex: socket of regex => 0
[04:02:42] <exec> └─tea => 2
[04:03:08] <crutchy> too complicated
[04:03:08] <juggs> ~vote 6666 register To kick crutchy or not
[04:03:09] <SpallsHurgenson> ~vote beverage spaghetti
[04:03:10] <exec> poll "6666" [To kick crutchy or not] registered
[04:03:11] <exec> invalid option for poll "beverage" [What is your favorite beverage in the morning?]
[04:03:14] <crutchy> and spammy
[04:03:30] <juggs> hmm
[04:03:39] <juggs> ~vote
[04:03:40] <exec> to vote: ~vote poll_id option_id
[04:03:40] <exec> example: ~vote beverage coffee
[04:03:40] <exec> http://sylnt.us
[04:03:46] <crutchy> ~vote list
[04:03:47] <exec> beverage: What is your favorite beverage in the morning?
[04:03:48] <exec> robot: What is the coolest space robot ever?
[04:03:49] <exec> init
[04:03:49] <exec> 6666: To kick crutchy or not
[04:03:50] <exec> [no poll options]
[04:04:16] <crutchy> no poll options? hmm methinks that's not meant to be in that list
[04:04:39] <juggs> yah - responses via notice rather than privmsg would be better
[04:04:49] <crutchy> nod
[04:04:58] * crutchy is changing now
[04:05:01] <chromas> or maybe combine to fewer lines
[04:05:30] <chromas> Poll [ blah | blerg | derpa ]
[04:05:35] <juggs> hmm I was just looking at the wiki - how to add poll options?
[04:06:26] <juggs> ahh
[04:06:48] <Konomi> "Not enough poll options?"
[04:06:49] <Konomi> ;p
[04:06:50] <crutchy> chromas, yeah i like that
[04:07:01] <crutchy> need a simple vote script
[04:07:10] <chromas> ~quickvote
[04:07:13] <juggs> ~vote 6666 add-option Yes
[04:07:19] <crutchy> chromas++
[04:07:19] <Bender> karma - chromas: 53
[04:07:20] <juggs> ~vote 6666 add-option No
[04:07:39] <crutchy> ~vote 6666
[04:07:42] <juggs> ~vote
[04:07:45] <chromas> ~execmodectl active quickvote mode start soon now
[04:07:52] <crutchy> ~vote 6666 list
[04:08:08] <juggs> ~vote 6666 list
[04:08:23] <crutchy> hmm there must be a way to show an in-channel notice?
[04:08:25] <juggs> ~vote 6666 yes
[04:08:34] <crutchy> instead of pm
[04:08:57] <juggs> there is
[04:09:05] <crutchy> if i do notice to channel instead of nick maybe?
[04:09:10] <crutchy> i'll try that
[04:09:26] * crutchy is such a noob with irc
[04:09:52] <JamesNZ> noobctl edumacate crutchy
[04:10:00] <crutchy> ~vote
[04:10:01] -exec:#Soylent- to vote: ~vote poll_id option_id
[04:10:01] -exec:#Soylent- example: ~vote beverage coffee
[04:10:01] -exec:#Soylent- http://sylnt.us
[04:10:03] <juggs> I can do it with eggdrop - notice inline or choose to pm
[04:10:10] <Konomi> fun thing I had to do today
[04:10:18] <Konomi> libpurple0 got updated to fix the msn flaw
[04:10:21] <crutchy> did the 3 lines show up to you guys then?
[04:10:28] <juggs> showed for me
[04:10:30] <JamesNZ> Yep.
[04:10:35] <Konomi> but they never included the fix to stop it spamming reconnects and continuously using 16kb/s when it fails
[04:10:38] <crutchy> hmm maybe not that then
[04:10:46] <Konomi> so my patch i did was actually better than the one released to the repos
[04:10:51] <Konomi> so I just bumped my internal version ._.
[04:10:55] <crutchy> your patch?
[04:10:56] <chromas> Konomi: is that the pecan lib?
[04:11:05] <Konomi> crutchy: I patch my own source packages on debian a lot
[04:11:24] * crutchy 's mind was in the gutter then
[04:11:41] <Konomi> seems to get down there a lot and rather easily ;p
[04:11:45] <juggs> ~vote 6666 open
[04:11:48] <crutchy> lol
[04:11:56] <crutchy> i'm married. its natural
[04:12:17] <juggs> ~vote 6666 no
[04:12:57] <juggs> yeh, there's a way to go here to have a secret ballot on such things - if we want a secret ballot.
[04:13:58] <juggs> No reason it should be a secret ballot really
[04:14:20] <juggs> ~vote 6666 close
[04:15:09] <juggs> ~vote 6666 unregister
[04:15:14] <crutchy> ~vote
[04:15:19] <juggs> ~vote list
[04:15:31] <crutchy> ~vote
[04:15:36] <crutchy> ah
[04:15:48] <crutchy> it shows in channel if you don't have a pm window open
[04:16:05] <juggs> not seeing any responses to you from those
[04:16:36] <crutchy> so you couldn't see my "yo mama" test?
[04:17:05] <juggs> not seen you mama
[04:17:17] <crutchy> juggs, were you getting notices in channel when you were doing stuff before?
[04:17:35] <juggs> yes
[04:17:41] <crutchy> sweet
[04:18:05] <juggs> were they not visible?
[04:18:15] <juggs> to others?
[04:18:20] <crutchy> i couldn't see it
[04:18:25] <crutchy> only the commands you issued
[04:18:55] <crutchy> juggs, for secret ballot you just /msg exec
[04:19:01] <juggs> shit gets confused when you have server opers
[04:19:03] <ciri> i don't see any shit
[04:19:21] <crutchy> but the current ~vote script is too hard to set up
[04:19:45] <crutchy> prolly not too hard to actually vote, cos you just do ~vote 6666 yes
[04:20:02] <juggs> crutchy, it's not hard to setup with a few mins reading the wiki.
[04:21:42] <juggs> but for a ~kickvote <nick> yah too much time.
[04:22:15] <crutchy> nod
[04:22:28] <crutchy> ~vote beverage breakdown
[04:22:41] <crutchy> ~vote beverage breakdown
[04:22:50] <crutchy> stupid pm window
[04:23:10] <juggs> needs a hard timer (1 minute?) - simple yes/no or 1/0 depending how mathsy we're feeling.
[04:23:31] <crutchy> for a kickvote?
[04:24:26] <crutchy> i might be able to automate some of the existing vote script to put together a ~kick voting addon
[04:25:11] <crutchy> ~kick
[04:25:18] <juggs> yah... someone calls kickvote for <nick>, timer starts, votes made, timer ends, votes tallied - kick or not actioned depending on outcome. That way only those active in channel at the time get to decide on the kick. Powah to the people :D
[04:25:32] <SpallsHurgenson> I wonder if the high-frequency electronic whine of all my electronics are slowly driving my kitty nuts
[04:25:43] <crutchy> hmm think i already used ~kick. gotta come up with a different trigger/alias
[04:25:56] <crutchy> maybe ~kickvote will do
[04:26:29] <SpallsHurgenson> and would I be able to tell if kitty has gone nuts compared to her "normal" behavior?
[04:26:36] <Konomi> SpallsHurgenson: you can use unscented candle wax and drip it on oscilating components if it's too annoying
[04:27:08] <Konomi> just be aware of the thermal properties before you do ofc
[04:28:45] <SpallsHurgenson> I don't think they make enough candles for that :)
[04:29:04] <SpallsHurgenson> anyway, I mean the whines that SHE hears and I don't :)
[04:30:09] <juggs> SpallsHurgenson, the kitty is already trying to chew your spinal cord out, why are you pandering to her sensitivities?
[04:30:13] <Konomi> I could tell you where they are if I was there
[04:30:18] <Konomi> I have really senstive hearing
[04:30:35] <SpallsHurgenson> I bet kitty still has better than you :)
[04:30:42] <Konomi> yes cats hear better than dogs
[04:30:47] <Konomi> and obviously humans
[04:30:58] <juggs> And really long memory too no doubt Konomi :D
[04:31:01] <Konomi> I can hear ac hum at times so x.x
[04:31:50] <Konomi> speaking of ~
[04:31:51] <Konomi> http://2v7ibl5u4pbemwiz.onion
[04:31:56] <Konomi> needs tor
[04:32:22] <juggs> shame
[04:33:26] <Konomi> cat facts web site \o/
[04:33:40] <Konomi> 43,179 cat facts served to tor users
[04:33:47] <juggs> I can see why that would need tor
[04:34:01] <Konomi> secrit cat factz
[04:34:10] <crutchy> Iceweasel can't find the server at www.2v7ibl5u4pbemwiz.onion.
[04:34:15] <Konomi> and it actually serves a purpose
[04:34:26] <Konomi> one it creates tor traffic that masks other traffic
[04:34:33] * juggs notices his autoplay started pumping out lenny kravitz... hmm
[04:34:37] * crutchy is not privileged to access such secret squirrels
[04:34:38] <Konomi> two more people go to it the more diverse user base tor gets
[04:34:56] <crutchy> lenny kravitz eh. not heard that for a while
[04:35:11] <Konomi> plus it taught me that cats can't climb down a tree headfirst
[04:35:15] <crutchy> o.0
[04:35:16] <Konomi> their nails go the wrong way they'd fall
[04:35:19] <juggs> indeed tor needs more ~blah~ traffic
[04:35:33] * crutchy initially read konomi as "two people go at it"
[04:35:43] <juggs> o.O
[04:35:58] <Konomi> I know it's a startling relisation!
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[04:36:37] <crutchy> news @ 11: tor encourages population growth!
[04:38:41] <juggs> The tor distrust misinformation bandwagon is nearly working on me. **LOOK** we unmasked all these hidden tor sites ***small print.. by planting an informant
[04:40:01] <juggs> At least the lizard and new world order conspiracists seem to be in respite
[04:40:19] <Konomi> https://www.youtube.com
[04:40:19] <tea--> ^ 03Most Adorable Capybara In Blissful Ecstasy カピバラのエクスタシ - YouTube
[04:40:24] * Konomi explodes from the cute
[04:41:33] * juggs mops up the Konomi mess. Well someone has too.
[04:42:33] * crutchy has never really trusted tor. it's like driving a skyline r34 and wondering why the cops keep stopping you
[04:42:48] <crutchy> tor is a magnet for the authorities
[04:43:33] <juggs> indeed. do not operate relay or exit on your own home connection.
[04:43:39] <Konomi> more people use it the less it is a magnet ;p
[04:43:41] * crutchy throws his now-konomi-mess-encrusted shirt in the bin
[04:44:32] <crutchy> Konomi, maybe, but at the moment the attitude by authorities seems to be "if you're using tor, you're doing something illegal"
[04:45:18] <crutchy> silk road didn't help the image
[04:45:54] <crutchy> even though it spread the word and probably demonstrated the security potential
[04:46:53] <crutchy> holy shit! that thing kinda looks like my guinea pig if it were big enough to eat me!
[04:46:55] <crutchy> wtf
[04:47:44] <juggs> 4903-0009-1647-0001 04/16 187
[04:47:46] <crutchy> imagine the size of the craps that would come outta that thing
[04:48:04] <juggs> ooh noes now we look like a carder channel
[04:52:07] <juggs> The jackboot comes down, we dirty up the open channels with noise and secrete the closed channels ever deeper. Then we wrap the open channels into the secreted channels. The sniff everything culture comes to a screeching halt.
[04:52:11] <crutchy> fuck. that's a big snake: https://www.youtube.com
[04:52:11] <tea--> ^ 0315-FEET LONG KING COBRA CAPTURED IN INDIA - YouTube
[04:57:00] <Konomi> https://www.youtube.com
[04:57:01] <tea--> ^ 03Capybara plays with puppies - YouTube
[04:59:42] <juggs> https://www.youtube.com
[04:59:42] <tea--> ^ 03Faithless - Mass Destruction - YouTube
[05:00:58] <crutchy> lol https://www.youtube.com
[05:00:59] <tea--> ^ 03Rat stuck on escalator in LA subway - YouTube
[05:05:19] <juggs> that's some rat running up the down escalator right?
[05:13:35] <crutchy> i guess so
[05:14:48] <juggs> sorry, I can't view it, I'm heavily capped.
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[05:18:18] * juggs does make-work
[05:57:59] <crutchy> http://i.telegraph.co.uk
[06:00:06] <Konomi> nightmare material right there
[06:01:31] <juggs> You're on the grid http://stats.sylnt.us
[06:03:43] <juggs> crutchy's effed - apparently he's the epicentre of agitation!
[06:06:13] * juggs efffs off
[06:10:55] <Konomi> debian freeze no packages to update what am I supposed to do with my life ;+'
[06:12:19] * JamesNZ is on the map!
[06:12:37] * JamesNZ huggles crutchy
[06:13:31] <Konomi> https://www.youtube.com
[06:13:32] <tea--> ^ 03INTRODUCING NEALS - YouTube
[06:17:26] <JamesNZ> How come e-f has two nodes?
[06:20:28] <Konomi> check character strings for differences
[06:20:45] <Konomi> punny human +.+
[06:21:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Three Touchdowns for Rosetta’s Lander - http://sylnt.us - 21-points
[06:23:23] <crutchy> Konomi, are you a debian package maintainer?
[06:23:29] <Konomi> nope
[06:23:32] <Konomi> too lazy ;p
[06:23:47] <Konomi> I do roll my own though
[06:24:02] <crutchy> seems like your code could be packaged
[06:24:17] <Konomi> I already have I just don't want to deal with the debian repos yet
[06:24:41] <Konomi> http://forums.boxedfox.org
[06:24:42] <tea--> ^ 03Boxedfoxsoft View forum - Konomi's Corner
[06:24:46] <crutchy> if you did the systemd haters would turn against you and you might become the next poettering
[06:24:54] <Konomi> I just haven't got around to packaging it all yet
[06:25:37] <crutchy> zomg konomi is on the interwebz
[06:27:56] <Konomi> pmscripts is probably going to be one of my more useful projects
[06:28:05] <Konomi> though makeitniced will eventually be put up as well
[06:30:10] <crutchy> is there a feed for new posts?
[06:31:12] <crutchy> http://forums.boxedfox.org
[06:31:12] <tea--> ^ 03Boxedfoxsoft Login
[06:31:14] <Konomi> sadly no ;p
[06:31:15] <crutchy> would prolly work
[06:31:23] <crutchy> oh
[06:31:26] <Konomi> and I edit posts atm when I make new versions
[06:31:27] <crutchy> need to login
[06:31:31] <Konomi> so idk if it would count
[06:31:59] <Konomi> I might make a no fuss basic html page for them at some point the forum is a bit heavy
[06:32:22] <crutchy> github++
[06:32:22] <Bender> karma - github: 1
[06:32:27] <Konomi> forums were all the go in 2000s though so I am used to them ;p
[06:33:04] <Konomi> summer heat is slowing my projects down though
[06:33:41] <Konomi> I have like hours of time to kill but I just can't muster the energy atm
[06:34:03] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[06:34:03] <Bender> karma - coffee: 944
[06:34:05] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[06:34:05] <Bender> karma - coffee: 943
[06:34:06] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[06:34:06] <Bender> karma - coffee: 942
[06:34:07] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[06:34:07] <Bender> karma - coffee: 941
[06:34:08] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[06:34:08] <Bender> karma - coffee: 940
[06:34:39] <ar> coffee--
[06:34:39] <Bender> karma - coffee: 939
[06:34:39] <ar> coffee--
[06:34:40] <Bender> karma - coffee: 938
[06:34:40] <ar> coffee--
[06:34:40] <Bender> karma - coffee: 937
[06:34:41] <ar> coffee--
[06:34:41] <Bender> karma - coffee: 936
[06:34:41] <ar> coffee--
[06:34:41] <Bender> karma - coffee: 935
[06:34:44] <ar> coffee--
[06:34:44] <Bender> karma - coffee: 934
[06:34:46] <ar> coffee--
[06:34:46] <Bender> karma - coffee: 933
[06:34:47] <Konomi> caffeine is the only thing making me lucid ._.
[06:35:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> .quiet ar
[06:35:05] -!- mode/#Soylent [+q *!*@t.am-a.cat] by juggler
[06:35:07] * JamesNZ decaffeinates Konomi
[06:35:31] <JamesNZ> Op abuse!
[06:35:41] <Konomi> yo gonna kill me
[06:35:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> .unquiet ar
[06:35:44] -!- mode/#Soylent [-q *!*@t.am-a.cat] by juggler
[06:35:45] <Konomi> who owns Bender anyways?
[06:35:58] <ar> Konomi: all you really need is caffeine-detox and some good sleep
[06:36:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> xlefay i think
[06:36:14] <Konomi> needs a rate limit should only allow a vote per item every x minutes
[06:37:09] <crutchy> just need a month karma purge
[06:37:18] <crutchy> s/th/thly/
[06:37:19] <exec> <crutchy> just need a monthly karma purge
[06:37:49] <JamesNZ> !whodown coffee
[06:37:49] <Bender> downers of coffee are: ar: -593, JamesNZ: -285, swiss: -32, SpallsHurgenson: -28, geotti: -13, TheMightyBuzzard: -12, TheMightyTest: -11, crutchy: -7, SirFinkus: -2, NCommander: -2, prospectacle: -2, chromas: -1, chimp: -1, AndyTheAbsurd: -1, unixpickle: -1, Dickcheese-Smegma: -1, juggs: -1, DrMag: -1, ar_: -1, Azrael: -1
[06:37:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> Konomi, yes, yes it does
[06:38:05] <JamesNZ> !whoup coffee
[06:38:05] <Bender> uppers of coffee are: crutchy: 684, TheMightyBuzzard: 658, Blackmoore: 202, Bytram: 82, chromas: 68, crutchy_: 21, mrcoolbp: 19, MrBluze: 15, mattie_p: 15, arti: 15, paulej72: 13, AndyTheAbsurd: 13, TK: 12, mechanicjay: 11, TheMightyLaptop: 10, Alberto: 9, exec: 8, Ethanol-fueled: 7, Bytram|away: 5, silverly: 4, monopoly: 4, rand: 3, keplr: 3, idetuxs: 3, matt_: 3, juggs: - 2 more
[06:38:17] <crutchy> or a script to autokick karma abusers
[06:38:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> primarily because i have it set audible alert and those two yahoos just woke me up from a sound sleep sounding like jingle bells
[06:38:57] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, s/ell/all
[06:38:58] <exec> <crutchy> <TheMightyBuzzard> primarily because i have it set audible alert and those two yahoos just woke me up from a sound sleep sounding like jingle balls
[06:39:00] <JamesNZ> That's really your fault :)
[06:39:01] * TheMightyBuzzard grouches about the place
[06:39:14] <ar> coffee--
[06:39:14] <Bender> karma - coffee: 932
[06:39:22] <ar> TheMightyBuzzard: you mean, that wakes you up?
[06:39:38] <crutchy> its connected to a foghorn
[06:40:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> JamesNZ, 12:30 am having just been woken up is not the time for logic
[06:40:09] <JamesNZ> TheMightyBuzzard. Defender of coffee!
[06:40:19] <crutchy> coffee++
[06:40:19] <Bender> karma - coffee: 933
[06:40:28] <crutchy> nine bewb bewb
[06:40:36] <JamesNZ> TheMightyBuzzard: That's still your fault :)
[06:40:39] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[06:40:39] <Bender> karma - coffee: 932
[06:40:45] <ar> coffee--
[06:40:45] <Bender> karma - coffee: 931
[06:41:09] <crutchy> wholly crap am i still on the top of the coffee uppers!
[06:41:20] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[06:41:20] <Bender> karma - coffee: 930
[06:41:22] <crutchy> i don't up coffee much
[06:41:23] <ar> coffee--
[06:41:23] <Bender> karma - coffee: 929
[06:41:32] <crutchy> bender must be broked
[06:41:45] <crutchy> some data corruption going on in there
[06:42:04] <ar> yes, coffee should have 92 karma, not 920
[06:42:15] <ar> coffee--
[06:42:15] <Bender> karma - coffee: 928
[06:42:36] <crutchy> you're getting closer to your goal, ar
[06:42:54] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[06:42:54] <Bender> karma - coffee: 927
[06:43:11] <crutchy> hehe now ar's in the middle of the sticks :p
[06:43:38] <ar> coffee--
[06:43:38] <Bender> karma - coffee: 926
[06:44:12] <crutchy> wtf?
[06:44:16] <ar> coffee--
[06:44:16] <Bender> karma - coffee: 925
[06:44:17] <crutchy> ~last xlefay
[06:44:26] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[06:44:26] <Bender> karma - coffee: 924
[06:44:30] <crutchy> ...
[06:44:52] <exec> last privmsg for xlefay in #soylent: [2014-09-02 08:16:21] I need to eat some and get some sleep. I'll tty'all later ;-) Take care!
[06:45:09] <crutchy> geez that's slow
[06:45:43] <crutchy> how did xlefay appear on http://stats.sylnt.us if it was only turned on today?
[06:45:44] <ciri> how how brown cow
[06:45:56] <crutchy> how now tama lama ding dong
[06:46:20] <crutchy> oh he disappeared :/
[06:46:39] <crutchy> oh no there he is
[06:47:01] <crutchy> xlefay has sticks out to exec, tmb and crutchy
[06:48:07] <crutchy> hmm maybe cos he's here even if he's not, and we keep talking about him
[06:48:54] <crutchy> arti is a farty
[06:49:03] <crutchy> that should put arti on the map
[07:04:46] <Alberto> 'm not even on the map
[07:04:47] <Alberto> :P
[07:11:03] <Konomi> it's okay now the nsa won't be after you
[07:16:03] <Alberto> i don't care about spy games
[07:16:08] <Alberto> nothing to hide
[07:16:11] <Alberto> nothing to lose
[07:16:16] <Alberto> :]
[07:17:03] <Konomi> you always have something to hide you just don't know it yet
[07:17:56] <crutchy> you are now :p
[07:20:01] <crutchy> tea--
[07:20:01] <Bender> karma - tea: 268
[07:20:04] <crutchy> hehe
[07:20:09] <crutchy> now tea--
[07:20:16] <crutchy> will be on the map
[07:20:52] <crutchy> hmm
[07:21:05] <crutchy> i know how to get everyone on the map >:-D
[07:22:02] <ar> tea++
[07:22:02] <Bender> karma - tea: 269
[07:22:09] <ar> tea++
[07:22:09] <Bender> karma - tea: 270
[07:22:14] <ar> coffee--
[07:22:14] <Bender> karma - coffee: 923
[07:22:49] <chromas> tea--
[07:22:49] <Bender> karma - tea: 269
[07:22:54] <ar> tea++
[07:22:54] <Bender> karma - tea: 270
[07:22:55] <ar> coffee--
[07:22:55] <Bender> karma - coffee: 922
[07:24:36] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[07:24:36] <Bender> karma - coffee: 921
[07:24:39] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[07:24:39] <Bender> karma - coffee: 920
[07:35:52] <Konomi> a123b53c22
[07:36:13] <Konomi> well guess I'll be setting a new password now >.<
[07:38:15] <chromas> not that we knew what it was
[07:38:41] <chromas> /msg nickserv identify Konomi a123b53c22
[07:38:51] <Konomi> it's not my irc one
[07:38:52] <Konomi> ;p
[07:57:29] <crutchy> root?
[07:57:35] <crutchy> pretty easy to do
[07:58:08] <Konomi> I'll elaborate after I deal with the mess >.<
[07:58:12] <crutchy> chromas is on his way to konomi's house now
[07:58:55] * chromas fully expects to experience the arrival scene from Jurassic Park
[07:59:46] <crutchy> with veloceraptors
[08:03:04] <crutchy> jurassic_park_the_novel++
[08:03:04] <Bender> karma - jurassic_park_the_novel: 1
[08:03:56] <crutchy> konomi, do you have electric fences?
[08:04:15] <Konomi> I don't live on a farm anymore ;p
[08:04:33] <crutchy> oh you were a farm kid?
[08:08:17] <Konomi> nods
[08:15:40] <Konomi> bbiab
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[08:17:34] <crutchy> ~rehash
[08:17:36] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file (100 aliases)
[08:18:39] <crutchy> ~submit http://dev.soylentnews.org
[08:18:43] <exec> error: unable to extract reskey (2)
[08:20:15] <crutchy> ~submit http://dev.soylentnews.org
[08:20:35] <exec> error: unable to extract reskey (2)
[08:25:17] <ar> coffee--
[08:25:17] <Bender> karma - coffee: 919
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[08:28:10] <netctl> /:q! upgrades, yo!
[08:28:10] -!- tea-- has quit [Quit: upgrades, yo!]
[08:28:32] <crutchy> you require more lesbian gas!
[08:28:58] <crutchy> ~submit http://dev.soylentnews.org
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[08:29:29] <exec> process timed out: ~submit http://dev.soylentnews.org
[08:29:36] <crutchy> dammit
[08:29:40] <Konomi> annoying
[08:29:54] <Konomi> anyway that was my now old login password
[08:29:55] <crutchy> "You must wait a little bit before using this resource; please try again later."
[08:30:01] <Konomi> which is tied to my encrypted files
[08:30:03] <Konomi> so I had to redo them
[08:30:04] <Konomi> -.-
[08:30:11] <ar> Konomi: that was a weak password
[08:30:20] <Konomi> yeah I have a longer one now
[08:30:28] <crutchy> meh. i'm too lazy to fiddle with your shit anyway
[08:30:29] <ar> Konomi: have you upgraded to use a passphrase instead of a password?
[08:30:33] <Konomi> I have
[08:30:45] <chromas> :( too late for grab
[08:30:49] <ar> but it's not "correct horse battery staple", is it?
[08:30:54] <Konomi> no lol ;p
[08:31:00] <ar> :)
[08:31:01] <crutchy> !grab ar
[08:31:01] <Bender> Added quote 268
[08:31:04] <crutchy> dammit
[08:31:18] <Konomi> it's just annoying cause I had to transfer it all then make suere it works then secure wipe the backups and the old one
[08:31:20] <crutchy> that one was almost ciri quality
[08:32:29] <ar> hm?
[08:33:00] <crutchy> ciri, the muffin man
[08:33:25] <chromas> Konomi: no master key?
[08:33:29] <crutchy> kiddies are watching hoodwinked
[08:33:40] <ar> http://www.gfycat.com
[08:33:41] <netctl> ^ 03Fairings - Gfycat
[08:33:47] <Konomi> it's a directory encrption with symlinks I plan to go full home encrption later on when i can be bothered
[08:35:19] <ar> Konomi: ecryptfs? :<
[08:35:23] <ar> ecryptfs sucks…
[08:35:24] <crutchy> the best key is a rock
[08:35:32] <Konomi> good enough for now
[08:35:41] <crutchy> cos then you can put it in the garden and everyone just thinks its a rock
[08:35:49] <Konomi> I have a seperate partition for my really paranoid data
[08:36:09] <Konomi> this just protects stuff like say .mozilla .irssi etc
[08:36:11] <chromas> crutchy: if you have a window then all rocks are keys
[08:36:39] <crutchy> then you end up with a fragmented windowfs
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[08:37:05] <chromas> windows 95…pieces
[08:38:44] <crutchy> ~submit http://dev.soylentnews.org
[08:40:18] <crutchy> ~rehash
[08:40:19] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file (100 aliases)
[08:40:50] <Konomi> well there's an hour of my day I want back groan
[08:41:14] <crutchy> code your frustrations away :)
[08:41:30] <Konomi> actually I was napping
[08:41:41] <Konomi> my music got loud got up to turn it off thought the screen lock was on >.<
[08:42:05] <crutchy> damn
[08:42:13] <Konomi> I guess if they ever want my password they can just drug me lol
[08:42:30] <crutchy> baseballbatctl extract password
[08:42:33] <Konomi> since apparently being half asleep is enough to divuldge it by accident
[08:42:55] <ar> hahaha
[08:44:23] <crutchy> it was a setup. we remotely turned up your music after we turned your webcam on and saw you dozing off :d
[08:44:58] <crutchy> actually it was chromas. hurl the anvil at him :D
[08:45:23] * chromas whistles nonchalantly
[08:45:55] <crutchy> at least he prolly knows how to work a webcam :/
[08:46:01] * crutchy has nfi
[08:46:20] <ar> i guess she fell asleep again
[08:46:28] <Konomi> the guys like it when you aim it at your chest I can tell you that much
[08:47:03] <crutchy> o.0
[08:47:28] <ar> you mean… you know some other guys and they've seen your treasure chest?
[08:47:32] <chromas> ^ crutchy's chest
[08:47:42] <chromas> crutchy: your chest is lopsided
[08:48:00] <crutchy> ~submit http://dev.soylentnews.org
[08:48:23] <chromas> why is it treasure chests are always overflowing? Why is the chest always too small?
[08:49:04] * crutchy is fortunate in that department :p
[08:49:12] <crutchy> oops did i say that out loud?
[08:49:47] <chromas> no
[08:50:09] <chromas> care to think about your passwords while you're not accidentally airing your thoughts?
[08:50:44] <crutchy> i had to look up a password before cos i forgot it
[08:50:53] <crutchy> that's how secure they are :p
[08:51:16] <chromas> I should put all my passwords into the hive cluster
[08:51:37] <Konomi> I use a password manager for general stuff
[08:51:39] <crutchy> just store them in /etc/passwd
[08:52:06] * Konomi stares at her screen for a bit
[08:52:11] * Konomi shoves crutchy in a trash can
[08:52:46] <crutchy> aw
[08:53:19] <crutchy> dammit chromas is pushing. i haven't pushed all day
[08:53:27] <chromas> Bender: grab crutchy
[08:53:27] <Bender> Added quote 269
[08:53:32] <crutchy> i should push just to be cool
[08:53:37] <chromas> Bender: grab crutchy
[08:53:37] <Bender> Added quote 270
[08:54:30] <ar> Konomi: here, have a kitten: http://26.media.tumblr.com
[08:54:48] <ar> coffee--
[08:54:48] <Bender> karma - coffee: 918
[08:54:50] <ar> coffee--
[08:54:50] <Bender> karma - coffee: 917
[08:55:24] * crutchy offers konomi a frozen box drink
[08:56:49] <crutchy> kitteh! :D
[09:02:59] <ar> kitteh in a boxeh: http://24.media.tumblr.com
[09:03:35] <chromas> kittehs++
[09:03:35] <Bender> karma - kittehs: 1
[09:03:44] <chromas> now there's something we can all mod up
[09:04:33] <crutchy> kittehs++
[09:04:33] <Bender> karma - kittehs: 2
[09:05:03] <ar> kittehs++
[09:05:03] <Bender> karma - kittehs: 3
[09:05:05] <crutchy> aw that one in the boxen looks like my mum's kitteh :D
[09:05:15] <crutchy> it's called kitty
[09:05:31] <crutchy> or floofinfloufen
[09:05:41] <crutchy> or shmoofenshmoufie
[09:05:46] <crutchy> or whatever
[09:09:12] <crutchy> not having much luck with this ~submit script
[09:09:42] <crutchy> i prolly need to make a login for exec on dev.sn
[09:09:46] <ar> http://24.media.tumblr.com
[09:10:07] <crutchy> aww
[09:10:11] <crutchy> kittehs++
[09:10:11] <Bender> karma - kittehs: 4
[09:10:12] <chromas> you can use yours, crutchy
[09:10:42] <crutchy> could do
[09:10:52] <chromas> should be there from when the dump was taken
[09:11:19] <chromas> oops, that sounded dirty. I meant, it should be there from when they took a dump
[09:12:31] <crutchy> i can login with my login
[09:12:34] <crutchy> err
[09:13:02] <crutchy> i can dump my log in
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[09:20:28] <chromas> on hoes!
[09:20:30] <chromas> s/h/n/
[09:20:31] <exec> <chromas> on noes!
[09:21:08] <crutchy> o.0
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[10:12:54] <Konomi> had to walk my brother throgh his own router
[10:13:09] <Konomi> whoever said "youth understand technology more these days" is so full of shit
[10:26:00] <SirFinkus> "understand techology" = "can use facebook and switch my tv to the correct input"
[10:34:04] <crutchy> Konomi, wait till you have kids. then you'll understand the meme
[10:34:10] <Konomi> I'm not going to ;p
[10:34:24] <Konomi> if I ever some how put myself through such things I will probably adopt
[10:34:44] <crutchy> where's the fun in that? :D
[10:35:00] <Konomi> one me and my SO don't need to worry about it
[10:35:06] <Konomi> two what is fun about babies?
[10:35:36] <crutchy> babies are fun. not other peoples babies; they stink and annoy
[10:36:03] <crutchy> my lil was the most awesomess thing that ever happened to me
[10:37:54] <ar> https://www.youtube.com - cat choir ;)
[10:38:38] <crutchy> the fondest memories i had when my daughter was a baby was sitting on a couch in her room with her in my arms having a bottle, at 3am when everyone else was asleep
[10:38:51] <crutchy> every night
[10:39:56] <crutchy> actually it was prolly closer to 4am, cos i used to go to work straight afterwards and i think i got into the office at 4.30am
[10:40:19] <crutchy> she's in primary school now
[10:41:28] <ar> I don't have a baby. I have a cat
[10:41:52] <crutchy> cats are fun too :D
[10:42:00] <ar> more fun than babies and less responsibilities
[10:42:00] <crutchy> kittehs++
[10:42:00] <Bender> karma - kittehs: 5
[10:42:31] <crutchy> shorter shelf life though
[10:43:40] <crutchy> anyone know any good scifi movies? checking out viooz
[10:44:26] <crutchy> debug looks interesting
[10:44:39] <SirFinkus> fatal error
[10:45:09] <crutchy> from this year too. i was thinking it was 80's era :p
[10:45:27] <ar> crutchy: Interstellar. Europa Report
[10:46:07] <crutchy> thanks ar. might check out one of those next
[10:46:44] <ar> Interstellar's still in cinemas
[10:47:03] <SirFinkus> http://www.imdb.com
[10:47:45] <SirFinkus> Their next theory is that a computer virus may have evolved into a deadly organic virus.
[10:47:52] <SirFinkus> only thing you need to know
[10:48:45] <crutchy> interstellar was there too. i didn't fancy listening to someone crunching popcorn through the whole movie
[10:56:39] <Konomi> not a huge fan of theaters either
[11:08:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin all
[11:10:54] <crutchy> coffee++
[11:10:54] <Bender> karma - coffee: 918
[11:11:00] <crutchy> mornin
[11:11:21] <Konomi> https://www.youtube.com
[11:11:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:11:23] <Bender> karma - coffee: 919
[11:13:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> too early to listen to anything bout chomsky
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[11:15:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.washingtonpost.com
[11:15:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> now there's a headline
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[11:52:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:52:02] <Bender> karma - coffee: 920
[12:01:33] * Konomi releases the howler monkeys
[12:07:37] <crutchy> coffee++
[12:07:37] <Bender> karma - coffee: 921
[12:08:12] <chromas> =coffee++
[12:08:12] <netctl> coffee++
[12:08:12] <Bender> karma - coffee: 922
[12:09:53] <crutchy> ~submit http://dev.soylentnews.org
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[12:15:26] <chromas> access_violation--
[12:15:26] <Bender> karma - access_violation: -1
[12:15:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, i see what you did there
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[12:16:29] <crutchy> tmb, it didn't work. i did that one manually, just to see if i could get anything to work
[12:16:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> netctl really needs confirms.it as a hostmask
[12:16:58] <crutchy> script just gets "You must wait a little bit before using this resource; please try again later."
[12:17:15] <crutchy> maybe i need a bigger sleep between preview and submit
[12:17:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, yeah, reskeys. pull up and scrape the edit page first and put the reskey in your submission
[12:18:01] <chromas> I added a switch to control showing titles and it only works when I run it on my irc server :/
[12:18:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, yeah. prolly ten seconds.
[12:18:30] <crutchy> heh. i had 8
[12:18:44] <crutchy> might check to make sure my reskey extract looks right too
[12:18:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> think ten is the minimum. know it was for comments before i killed that on my vm.
[12:19:24] <chromas> crutchy: quick! let's go hammer tmb's vm!
[12:19:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'not awake
[12:19:51] <chromas> =restart
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[12:20:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> most you could do though is submit until you hit the 24h cap for AC anyway.
[12:20:36] <crutchy> yeah. that;s why i wanted to keepp it AC
[12:21:02] <crutchy> ~submit http://www.google.com
[12:21:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> i really should be up and headed out for fishing by now
[12:21:17] <crutchy> reskey extract is good
[12:21:28] <crutchy> i'll try with 11 sec :)
[12:21:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - One More Step Towards Skynet: Munitions that can Choose whom to Kill - http://sylnt.us - death-from-above
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[12:22:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[12:22:11] <Bender> karma - coffee: 923
[12:22:26] <crutchy> Bender, s/Skynet/Bankruptsy/
[12:23:05] <crutchy> coffee++
[12:23:05] <Bender> karma - coffee: 924
[12:23:42] <crutchy> ~submit http://www.soylentnews.org
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[12:24:36] <crutchy> hmm. same error with 11 sec
[12:25:04] * chromas leaves the bot alone now, lest it die again
[12:25:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> you get that generic error any time you violate a reskey policy.
[12:25:17] <chromas> crutchy: stop violating!
[12:25:30] <crutchy> wondering if the reskey changes for every page generate
[12:25:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> i can't tell you what it is without pulling up the db on dev
[12:25:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> it needs to when it's used, yeah
[12:26:09] <crutchy> that might be problem
[12:26:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> gotta scrape the edit page for a new one with each submit
[12:27:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> you don't, however, have to preview it.
[12:27:17] <crutchy> ah
[12:27:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> you can go straight to submit.
[12:27:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think
[12:27:56] <crutchy> ~submit http://www.soylentnews.org
[12:28:29] <crutchy> hmm reskey didn't change between initial submission page get request and preview
[12:29:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> 20 seconds on dev
[12:30:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, it shouldn't.
[12:30:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> you get one assigned on edit page, it gets "touched" on preview, then used on submit.
[12:30:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> make it sleep 21 seconds and you should be good.
[12:33:03] <crutchy> yep that works. skipped the preview too :D
[12:38:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> fair warning, you're not going to make friends among the editors if you go making low quality submissions with that
[12:39:54] <chromas> ~submit-anon
[12:40:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> likely end up getting your bot's ip blocked
[12:41:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> which'd be a bad thing if it's running on the same ip as you
[12:41:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyway...
[12:41:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> fishing++
[12:41:19] <Bender> karma - fishing: 16
[12:41:22] <chromas> crutchy: use seven produce proxies before they backtrace it
[12:41:30] <chromas> -produce
[12:49:52] <crutchy> only admins have access to it, and its also set to submit to dev, so its not going anywhere, but it's something that we could develop and possibly enable if the queue gets really desperate
[12:50:08] <crutchy> (like thismorning when the queue got down to 2)
[12:53:04] <crutchy> i'm not interested in annoying editors, only reducing effort required to submit (lazy++) but if it doesn't work well enough its going in the scrapheap
[12:54:29] <crutchy> all comes down to how good a parser i can make. might only end up enabling it for certain sites with predictable layout or something like that. dunno
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[14:21:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Lightning Expected to Increase by 50 Percent with Global Warming - http://sylnt.us - good-news-for-Frankenstein
[14:23:46] <Konomi> global warming upsets thor apparently
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[16:18:24] <tecnomo> slashdot stealing soylent colors http://tech.slashdot.org
[16:18:25] <netctl> ^ 03New Trial Brings Skype to (Some) Browsers - Slashdot ( http://slashdot.org )
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[17:40:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> fookin COLD
[17:40:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[17:40:33] <Bender> karma - coffee: 925
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[17:51:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Mystery Crater In Siberia Explored - http://sylnt.us - have-you-seen-the-size-of-Siberian-moles?
[18:07:32] <Leebert> TheMightyBuzzard: I thought you were fishing?
[18:12:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> was, i caught em all
[18:12:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> well, a five gallon bucket full anyway. sand bass were running like crazy this morning.
[18:12:53] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[18:12:53] <Bender> karma - coffee: 924
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[20:01:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Condemnation Mounts Against ISP that Sabotaged Users’ e-mail Encryption - http://sylnt.us - stop-using-cricket-is-the-first-solution
[20:30:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[20:30:55] <Bender> karma - coffee: 925
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[20:38:39] <Ethanol-fueled> Bangin' out some Python image manipulation homework
[20:39:16] <Ethanol-fueled> students are bitching about having to use the gimped-up JES environment because they don't have access to all of those magical Python libraries that can do all the work for them.
[20:39:22] <Ethanol-fueled> I feed on their tears.
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[20:58:01] <crutchy> coffee++
[20:58:01] <Bender> karma - coffee: 926
[20:58:33] <crutchy> lol go get em e-f
[20:58:33] <ciri> it's not that funny :)
[21:00:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Mystery Crater in Siberia Explored - http://sylnt.us - have-you-seen-the-size-of-Siberian-moles?
[21:06:26] <crutchy> ~queue
[21:06:29] <exec> *** SN submission queue: 18 - http://sylnt.us
[21:13:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[21:13:36] <Bender> karma - coffee: 927
[21:17:52] <crutchy> coffee++
[21:17:52] <Bender> karma - coffee: 928
[21:18:01] <crutchy> hey dude
[21:18:11] <crutchy> ~time TheMightyBuzzard
[21:18:12] <exec> Saturday, 15 November 2014 @ 3:18 pm CST - Ada, OK
[21:18:19] <crutchy> ~weather TheMightyBuzzard
[21:18:20] <exec> Weather for Ada, OK - currently 45°F / 7°C, overcast, wind SE at 16 mph, humidity 57% - Saturday partly cloudy (32°F-48°F / 0°C-9°C), Sunday chance of snow (21°F-37°F / -6°C-3°C), Monday clear (21°F-37°F / -6°C-3°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (28°F-50°F / -2°C-10°C) - source: Google
[21:18:28] <crutchy> chilly
[21:18:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, not near as much as it was whilst i was fishin though
[21:33:35] <crutchy> we need another systemd story
[21:33:46] <crutchy> not enough trolls to flame atm
[21:34:28] <chromas> ~weather
[21:34:29] <exec> Weather for Walla Walla, WA - currently 25°F / -4°C, haze, wind W at 1 mph, humidity 68% - Saturday clear (10°F-28°F / -12°C--2°C), Sunday clear (16°F-39°F / -9°C-4°C), Monday clear (25°F-39°F / -4°C-4°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (27°F-39°F / -3°C-4°C) - source: Google
[21:34:39] <chromas> coffee++
[21:34:39] <Bender> karma - coffee: 929
[21:34:45] <crutchy> though to the disgust of many i've been flaming for the 'dark side' against the systemd haters
[21:36:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> ah well, someone has to i guess
[21:36:35] <chromas> systemd++ # for giving us comments
[21:36:35] <Bender> karma - systemd: -18
[21:37:52] <crutchy> it's an interesting argument, but i would never wanna contribute to any package in an official repo if there were even a chance of the kind of backlash that poettering is getting
[21:38:05] <crutchy> fuck users
[21:38:23] <chromas> he didn't put it in
[21:38:37] <chromas> well, maybe in Fedora but nobody uses that…
[21:38:41] <crutchy> lol
[21:38:41] <ciri> HEY! don't laugh at me
[21:39:07] <chromas> But like PulseAudio, all the distros are putting it in, so
[21:39:24] <chromas> though I'm not sure why they didn't use jackd
[21:40:00] <crutchy> debian wheezy depends on a lib package, but only cos it's required by dbus. don't hear much dbus hate goin on
[21:40:32] <crutchy> a lot of things require dbus. omg there's a dbus conspiracy!
[21:40:36] <chromas> plus they did make the dbus implementation they rolled in better
[21:40:38] <crutchy> and x!
[21:40:49] <crutchy> fucking xorg has infected everything!
[21:40:55] <chromas> xorg--
[21:40:55] <Bender> karma - xorg: -2
[21:41:06] <chromas> wayland++
[21:41:06] <Bender> karma - wayland: 2
[21:41:16] <crutchy> and that linux kernel that's controlled by one dictator!
[21:41:17] <chromas> except it doesn't support the blob drivers
[21:42:25] <crutchy> must admit i kinda like xorg.conf for what you can fudge with it
[21:43:29] <crutchy> a while ago i got a triple head working with a dual head agp card and an old pci card
[21:44:04] <ar> i like the xorg.conf.d and the fact, that you don't need a full xorg.conf file anymore
[21:44:28] <chromas> now they just need to make it fail better
[21:44:54] <ar> i just have one file for monitor layout and one for keyboard stuff
[21:45:45] <crutchy> yeah x crashes are like bsods
[21:46:10] <crutchy> i guess you can still access cli
[21:46:20] <crutchy> but they look ominous
[21:46:22] <chromas> usually
[21:47:21] <chromas> when the driver fails, it should fallback to a more generic one automatically
[21:47:22] <crutchy> mr 7 is playing that platform game that's kinda like mario but with the penguin
[21:47:24] <chromas> you know, like windows
[21:47:47] <crutchy> i usually just rm /etc/X11/xorg.conf and reboot
[21:47:53] <chromas> hah!
[21:47:59] <chromas> sounds like windwos
[21:48:00] <chromas> windows
[21:48:07] <chromas> or what people think of windows
[21:48:37] <chromas> actually you can just restart your x service (unless it's a diver issue because graphcal cards need two drivers in linux)
[21:49:21] <chromas> ~define mr 7
[21:49:34] <exec> [stoacademy] 3mr 7: K7 - Deep Space K-7
[21:49:36] <crutchy> i don't have many x problems nowadays
[21:50:52] <crutchy> might see how bad a ~submit looks with just the usual strippage
[22:01:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Dumb and Dumberer: The World of Small-time ATM Hacking - http://sylnt.us - a-short-career-comes-to-an-end
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[22:27:55] <Ethanol-fueled> Man, sho is dead in here.
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[22:36:28] <crutchy> coffee++
[22:36:28] <Bender> karma - coffee: 930
[22:40:52] <crutchy> ~sed off
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[22:57:20] <chromas> exec: s/di/en/
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