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[00:01:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Yet More Chemical Reactions - http://sylnt.us - hours-of-fun
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[00:09:10] <nick> juggs, the company is 'at risk' if growth tapers.
[00:09:33] <nick> so they can still be making lots of money, and profits are growing, but they're not going quite as much as they were last month, so it's now a crisis and some employees must suffer.
[00:12:01] <juggs> ahh - the eternal growth spectre drifts into view again
[00:12:57] <nick> we had 5% growth last Q, if we get any less than 7% this Q, then people need to start putting in overtime
[00:14:00] <juggs> why do you need the growth? servicing debt?
[00:14:14] <nick> not talking about myself, that was a hypothetical
[00:14:29] <juggs> ahh
[00:14:31] <juggs> :D
[00:14:40] <nick> i dont work to that kind of deal, shit comes and goes
[00:15:02] <nick> i have to look at it over the year, because everyone else does
[00:15:05] <juggs> overtime doesn't disturb me so much as long as it is voluntary and paid as such
[00:15:16] <nick> but trying to work my shit on monthly/quaterly turnover isn't helpful at all
[00:15:56] <nick> i didnt mind working overtime, because time and a half, or double time
[00:16:09] <nick> and if it was a real late one, recovery time the next day :D
[00:16:18] <juggs> yah, if you have spiky business you need some resilience cushion for the lean months.
[00:16:46] <nick> of course, it pays to know people, there was a time when 3hours overtime became a lot more, to get recovery time
[00:17:01] <nick> because the senior engineer was on the project, and he gets what he wants
[00:17:04] * Leebert really needs to figure out why he's not getting e-mail notifications of replies on Soylent.
[00:17:22] <Leebert> If I don't reply, people might think I lost an argument on the Internet!
[00:17:30] <nick> lol
[00:17:30] <ciri> lol that's funny!
[00:17:38] <juggs> couldn't have that Leebert
[00:18:39] <nick> i do have to remember sometimes
[00:18:50] <nick> and go elsewhere on line to make sure someone else knows "SOMEONE IS WRONG ON THE INTERNET!"
[00:19:13] <juggs> Probably needs some testing matrix chicanery to figure out when they are and are not sent. We need a martyb :D
[00:21:15] <nick> what i can tell you for sure, it's his fault it doesn't work.
[00:22:37] <juggs> I've noticed it sometimes on journal comment replies for sure - but it's not just not receiving an email, there is no on site message either. Never bothered to look into it, for all I know it is something in my preferences :D
[00:24:37] <Leebert> I'm not sure the problem isn't on my end. Just haven't had the confluence of both free time and the thought to look into it. :)
[00:25:52] <Leebert> Probably just well that I (unwittingly) bowed out on that particular conversation anyway.
[00:25:59] <nick> the messaging thing does seem to be a bit random
[00:26:19] <nick> i every so often get a random message saying i have "successfully posted a story"
[00:26:31] <nick> not every time though, like 1/100 times it happens
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[00:32:46] <juggs> Leebert, we did have an issue until recently whereby mails were being sent directly from the slashcode servers directly rather than via the mail smarthost. The slashcode servers were not listed in our SPF record so some diligent spam filters may have been dropping those mails. That was rectified 4 or 5 days ago.
[00:34:00] <Leebert> juggs: Interesting; thanks. I'll try to see if it's still broken for me; if so I'll see what I can figure out. I expect if it's broken for me, it's probably broken for some other people as well.
[00:34:46] <juggs> yup, needs some experimentation for sure
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[01:14:19] * juggs wonders what happened to our piespy :/
[01:17:25] <SpallsHurgenson> hmmm... piespy is something much less naughty than I had imagined
[01:18:31] <juggs> yah, it was that irc relationship mapper thing, I think xlefay setup. Was based on pircbot (I think). Just having a nose around the server now.
[01:19:39] * SpallsHurgenson was hoping for something entirely different
[01:20:18] * juggs hands SpallsHurgenson an oven fresh Steak & Kidney pie
[01:20:21] <juggs> better?
[01:20:31] <juggs> found the output directories
[01:23:34] * SpallsHurgenson sautees some sliced South American tubers in the Norman style
[01:36:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> Right, that's it. I'm declaring a new Internet rule. If you use meaningless buzzwords in your argument, you lose.
[01:39:46] <SpallsHurgenson> your paradigm is flawed
[01:40:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft Releases .NET Under MIT License - http://sylnt.us - more-desperate-moves
[01:42:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> you forgot proactively
[01:43:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> listen to anti-gamergate arguments and it's nothing but buzzword soup. only like one in five words actually mean anything.
[01:44:11] <nick> i dont even understand what is pro-gamergate and what is anti-gamergate
[01:44:31] <nick> havn't been following it, obviously
[01:44:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh
[01:44:38] <SpallsHurgenson> I have to admit, I never was quite sure of that either... but then again, I never cared enough to find out
[01:44:44] <nick> same
[01:45:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> pro-gamergate is: there's a fuckton of corruption and collusion in the gaming industry, gaming press, gaming awards.
[01:45:40] <nick> and anti says there isn't?
[01:45:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> anti-gamergate is: you're a misogynist sexist!
[01:46:05] <juggs> we need to leverage the synergies of this new proclivity to demarcate the pro and post feminist triangulation points to be able to fully absorb the creative landscapes presented before us today.
[01:46:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> literally, that's the argument.
[01:46:31] <SpallsHurgenson> what's "head explodes" in emoticons?
[01:46:48] <nick> i think this was discussed the other day.... and to me the whole problem with this is, it has fuck all to do with the gaming industry
[01:46:52] <nick> it has a lot to do with the media as a whole
[01:47:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, one flavor of corruption at a time though
[01:47:17] <nick> it being focused on gaming is a really stupid distraction from the collusion and corruption that goes on in the mainstream press
[01:47:33] <nick> and that shit is way more fucking blatant and goes on every day, all the time with a lot more $ involved
[01:47:41] <juggs> I think it's a bunch of markov chain blog-bots having a war and no-one has realised yet. bloggers, vloggers....
[01:47:42] <SpallsHurgenson> from what I understand, gamergate STARTED with those definitions... but has since degraded to two sides yelling "cunt" and "asshole" at each other
[01:47:55] <nick> and that in no way diminishes how corrupt the gaming press is
[01:48:07] <nick> but no one has given a shit that Murdoch has been doing it for decades with a media empire
[01:48:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> show success on a small scale like getting advertisers not to advertise on corrupt venues and you can go into a larger fight with better position.
[01:48:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> nick, murdoch is the least of anyone's worries.
[01:48:54] <SpallsHurgenson> B.A. Barracus would disagree
[01:48:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> example: Obamacare architect says they had to lie because the American public are too stupid to do what's good for them; not one network covers it.
[01:49:18] <SpallsHurgenson> I mean, who keeps lettin' that crazy fool fly the plane?
[01:49:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's not me spinning it, that's literally what he said.
[01:49:31] <nick> i saw that story as well
[01:50:04] <nick> i know, and i agree but the whole gamergate thing to me seems like a distraction from the 'real press' and just another way to make gamers and the industry look like total cunts
[01:50:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya but NBC/CBS/ABC have done exactly zero coverage of it.
[01:50:27] <nick> because the real press can spend a shitload of time covering the obscure gaming press
[01:50:33] <nick> but they're not going to turn that spotlight on themsleves
[01:50:39] <nick> themselves*
[01:50:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> newp
[01:51:00] <nick> so who is, and using the obamacare architect as a good example, if they dont pick up on that
[01:51:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> one victory at a time though
[01:51:09] <nick> they're not going to pick up on their own internal corruption
[01:51:28] <nick> i really wouldn't call gamergate a victory, in the eyes of the mainstream all i can see is, it's given gamers more of a bad name
[01:51:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> nobody. nobody can hold them accountable except the viewers.
[01:51:34] <nick> and nothing about journalistic standards
[01:51:44] <nick> in the mainstream, not in the actual gaming community
[01:51:47] <Konomi> it has given gamers a bad name
[01:51:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> not a victory yet. fight's not over though and advertisers are dropping.
[01:51:58] <Konomi> media latches onto anything negative in a group
[01:52:15] <Konomi> and gamergate has a huge contingent of members who are just out to harass people
[01:52:34] <nick> the gaming community is talking about standards and ethics, but the mainstream press is "look how bad these gamers are, they kill people and are corrupt, and are horrible people all around, look at these tweets"
[01:52:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, that's just 4chan. really has nothing to do with gamergate and they're hitting both sides.
[01:52:51] <Konomi> gamergate started on 4chan
[01:52:55] <Konomi> just fyi.
[01:53:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, and some folks actually care about issues while some are just 4chan fucktards.
[01:53:31] <SpallsHurgenson> and pretty much all it is about nowadays is the immaturity of those 4chan'rs
[01:53:35] <Konomi> then call it soemthing else
[01:53:53] <Konomi> cause gamergate is already tainted
[01:54:02] <SpallsHurgenson> any "real meaning" to gamergate has been drowned out in their public display of asshattery
[01:54:12] <nick> yup
[01:54:27] * Konomi nods
[01:54:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> not if advertisers keep dropping
[01:54:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> the public's opinion isn't what matters here.
[01:54:57] <nick> where are the advertisers dropping from though, the indie gaming press or the big leagues?
[01:55:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> though it's handy to have on your side
[01:55:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> nick, gaming review sites mostly
[01:55:42] <SpallsHurgenson> at this point, there is no "good" on other side of the argument. It's trouble-making mysoginists and one side, and people castigating an entire audience based on the actions of that small group of troublemakers on the other
[01:56:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> they're not misogynists, they're just shitheads.
[01:56:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> when you talk shit about everything, narrowing it down that much makes no sense.
[01:57:09] <SpallsHurgenson> well, whatever their TRUE feelings they certainly portray themselves as women-haters, although admittedly they may be playing to the crowd at this point
[01:57:22] <nick> i just put it in the context that how long has the mainstream press had it out for gaming in general, this is the latest ammunition, and those advertisers dropping gaming review sites
[01:57:27] <nick> are just going to put that money into the mainstream
[01:57:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> SpallsHurgenson, they're trolls. we know trolls, yes?
[01:58:04] <SpallsHurgenson> nick: I wouldn't worry too much about it. Games are too successful a venue - and gamers too valuable an audience - for them to ignore for long
[01:59:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> msm can eat a dick on the issue. they'll be no help because the militant man-haters are darlings of the left.
[01:59:50] <SpallsHurgenson> TMB: aye, but they've completely derailed the whole conversation. At this point it no longer is - and from what I can tell, hasn't been for at least a month - a disccusion about the gaming media. It is about the "culture" of gamers
[01:59:58] <nick> yup
[02:00:25] <nick> i overheard some talkradio the other day, some guy called up saying he likes to play games and stuff, trying to defend gaming
[02:00:34] <nick> and the presenter shouts over him "SO YOU ENJOY KILLING PEOPLE?!"
[02:00:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> SpallsHurgenson, it's not a conversation. that's the problem with your thinking.
[02:00:52] <SpallsHurgenson> one side says its misogynistic and the other side (or at least the most vocal part) goes on to prove they're right
[02:01:10] <Konomi> nick: yeah the whole death threat thing hit the media gave gg a nice bad rep
[02:01:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> SpallsHurgenson, so what? neither of those sides to the discussion are actually part of it.
[02:01:22] <Konomi> SpallsHurgenson: yep...
[02:01:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> if they confuse average joe/jane voter, who cares. they aren't part of the discussion either.
[02:02:23] <SpallsHurgenson> TMB: I think you misunderstand. Those two sides ARE the topic of the discussion. Anything else gamergate might have been about is no longer the issue.
[02:02:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> SpallsHurgenson, to you.
[02:02:45] <Konomi> http://boingboing.net
[02:03:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> to the people who actually matter, the gaming insiders and the gamergate core, none of the rest of the bullshit is relevant.
[02:03:27] <SpallsHurgenson> well, as I said I'm not really following the issue... but everything I do see about it is focussed on the "culture" of the gaming community
[02:03:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> SpallsHurgenson, of course. what else are you going to hear when it's the media that's corrupt?
[02:03:55] <SpallsHurgenson> TMB: I'd argue your "core" is in the minority
[02:04:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> SpallsHurgenson, you'd be wrong.
[02:04:23] <SpallsHurgenson> TMB: I'd argue you are wrong. Can we fling insults at one another now? :)
[02:04:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> and 💩?
[02:04:56] <juggs> rut roh - someone dissed 4chan in a public channel.
[02:05:04] <Konomi> I
[02:05:07] <SpallsHurgenson> not small rectangles caused by an incompatible non-UTF font!
[02:05:07] <Konomi> ve been following it
[02:05:20] * juggs hustles off to stand up ddos mitigation
[02:05:27] <Konomi> and I've seen about 2% of actually legit debate on media ethics
[02:05:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck 4chan. they all have small dicks.
[02:05:37] <Konomi> and probably 98% just trolling and bullshit
[02:05:45] <Konomi> stalking death threats
[02:05:52] <chromas> SpallsHurgenson: update your fonts so we can fling symbols in your general direction
[02:05:53] <Konomi> few people having to leave their homes
[02:06:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> Konomi, trolls are louder. actual GG insiders don't care about talking to the general public that much.
[02:06:19] <chromas> threats on the internet are theriouth buthineth
[02:06:19] <juggs> visited once, didn't go back. Seemed like a cesspit in totality
[02:06:23] <Konomi> TheMightyBuzzard: trolls are louder cause there is more of them
[02:06:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> cept like adam baldwin
[02:06:50] <Konomi> https://medium.com
[02:06:51] <NetCraft> ^ 0372 Hours of #Gamergate — The Message — Medium
[02:07:10] <SpallsHurgenson> Konomi: I think I'd break it down as 2% legit debate (and none of that recent), 58% death-threats and trolling, and 40% people talking about the trolls, thus only giving them the attention they desire :) :) :) :)
[02:07:23] <Konomi> SpallsHurgenson: pretty much lol
[02:07:31] <Konomi> I've been avoiding it in most odf my circles
[02:07:42] <Leebert> I like how you lump death threats and trolling together.
[02:07:46] <Konomi> cause it invites risk upon anyone who discusses it in a negative light
[02:07:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> Konomi, it's the troll flavor of the month. they'll get bored and move on eventually
[02:07:50] <SpallsHurgenson> I am proud to say this is the first conversation I've had about it :)
[02:07:56] <juggs> I can't believe this shit is still going. Every time I think it died, it comes back like some fucking zombie. RAWR GAMERGATE!!
[02:08:04] <Konomi> TheMightyBuzzard: this started months ago they're not getting bored ;p
[02:08:07] <Leebert> I don't even know what you all are talking about, so I guess I'm even more proud.
[02:08:12] <Konomi> juggs: yup
[02:08:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> Konomi, they always do though
[02:08:17] * SpallsHurgenson prefers to just dis the games themselves... like Alien: Isolation :)
[02:08:25] <Leebert> Still, ignorance has never stopped me from expressing a strong opinion before.
[02:08:30] <Konomi> hey that game was good burn the witch
[02:08:39] <SpallsHurgenson> Leebert: that's what IRC is for!
[02:08:41] <chromas> Leebert: welcome to slash-based discussion site
[02:08:56] * juggs starts coding systemd-gamergated - hell may as well bake it into the init, shits not going away it seems :D
[02:08:57] <Leebert> chromas: get off my lawn!
[02:09:03] <chromas> /internet
[02:09:19] <SpallsHurgenson> argh! somebody mentioned systemd!
[02:09:26] <JamesNZ> systemd++
[02:09:26] <Bender> karma - systemd: -19
[02:09:26] <chromas> juggs: is it part of trollctl?
[02:09:35] <Konomi> in fact I've been following it so long
[02:09:42] <juggs> hehe - I may be the first to link gamergate to systemd :D
[02:09:42] <Konomi> I saved my favourite summary of gatemgate in pastebin
[02:09:44] <Konomi> http://pastebin.com
[02:09:44] <NetCraft> ^ 03Gaters - Pastebin.com
[02:09:47] <SpallsHurgenson> (btw, if you are into games.. GOG.com is having a terrific sale :)
[02:09:58] <Konomi> curtosity of xyz poster from I don't remember where they hell I got it ;p
[02:10:10] <juggs> xyz?
[02:10:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> i honestly have no idea why the New Feminists jumped in in the first place. it's not an actual feminist issue of any importance whatsoever compared to all the real ones out there.
[02:10:13] <chromas> Which came first? gamergate or beta?
[02:11:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> course that's the difference between a New Feminist and a feminist. the former's against whatever low-hanging fruit they can be outraged about while the latter was an actual equality movement.
[02:11:33] <SpallsHurgenson> I think it went systemd->Unity->beta->gamergate
[02:11:36] <Konomi> also I don't get how anyone got the idea they could bring ethics to gaming in the first place
[02:11:50] <Konomi> media reporters will always fuck around
[02:11:52] <Leebert> Oh, and SpallsHurgenson, I thought IRC existed to be the outlet for the inner voice of socially awkard people.
[02:12:02] <juggs> Konomi, I'm still knocking about on an old rpg xyz started. If it's the same xyz. Seems likely given the context.
[02:12:03] <SpallsHurgenson> but what gave birth to systemd? that is the true question :)
[02:12:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> Konomi, everyone gotta have a dream, yo
[02:12:22] <Konomi> I'd dream for a better dream
[02:12:30] <Konomi> like two thirsd of the planet no longer starving
[02:12:48] <SpallsHurgenson> feed one third to the other third, problem solved!
[02:12:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> i normally try to dream about bewbs, booze, n bacon.
[02:13:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm not really a complicated guy at heart
[02:13:06] <SpallsHurgenson> I dunno why people overthink these things when the solution is so obvious and simple :)
[02:13:35] <Leebert> is this the point where someone says: "You know, Hitler wasn't so crazy..."
[02:14:03] <Konomi> yeah he was really about ethics in skin colour you know
[02:14:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, shakespeare is the one to quote here, he just said lawyers instead of trolls.
[02:14:09] <juggs> If that makes it go away sure... Godwin it
[02:14:32] <SpallsHurgenson> who, ol' Schicklgruber? Nah, a real nutter that guy!
[02:14:56] <Leebert> Isn't that Shakespeare quote taken out of context?
[02:15:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> all quotes are
[02:15:22] <Konomi> wouldn't be quotes otherwise xD
[02:15:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 232
[02:15:37] <Bender> Quote 232 - <Lagg> I like some of systemd and I also like some of the usecases for camelcase. You might be onto something with this correlation.
[02:15:49] <juggs> Give it a few years, we will see the main protagonists with successful journo careers with tag lines of "known for their important role in Gamergate" - it's a journo on journo pump job.
[02:16:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> juggs, prolly. fighting corruption is very, very quixotic.
[02:16:24] <Konomi> only if you're reporting to 4chan ;p
[02:16:27] <Konomi> or in this case 8chan
[02:16:45] <Konomi> a lot of people left 4chan cause the mods wouldn't let them be radical enough
[02:16:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, 4chan are dead now
[02:16:56] <Konomi> deleteing dox threads my fweee speeeccchhh
[02:16:59] <SpallsHurgenson> how terrible :)
[02:17:20] <Konomi> 4chan wasn't actually that bad at the start I'ce been around it a long time
[02:17:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> Konomi, actually does. freedom's nothing without the freedom to be a dick.
[02:17:28] <Konomi> this whole gamergate thing made me finally leave
[02:17:48] <chromas> wasn
[02:17:58] <SpallsHurgenson> although I guess it was nice knowing exactly where the internet's cesspit was located... now it's probably gonna slosh about everywhere and you'll never quite be sure what you are stepping in anymore :)
[02:17:58] <chromas> wasn't there also a 7chan and 12chan?
[02:18:03] <Konomi> they died
[02:18:07] * Leebert guesses he's going to have to look up "gamergate"
[02:18:13] <Leebert> This is what I get for not reading Reddit, isn't it?
[02:18:14] <Konomi> and moot is kinda sick of running 4chan the rumors say
[02:18:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> Leebert, http://gamergatefacts.com
[02:18:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, reddit has been censoring as well.
[02:18:44] <Leebert> Reading Wikipedia.
[02:18:48] <chromas> hey guys, how about that dot net?
[02:18:48] <SpallsHurgenson> look what you all have driven poor Leebert to do
[02:18:53] <chromas> >:)
[02:19:13] <Leebert> I've only gotten to the second paragraph before I stopped reading of boredom.
[02:19:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck dot net. dot net can die in a fire.
[02:19:24] <Konomi> https://en.wikipedia.org
[02:19:27] <Konomi> \o/
[02:19:29] <chromas> Leebert: that's what all the links are for
[02:19:31] <SpallsHurgenson> god bless your short attention span, Leebert!
[02:19:31] <NetCraft> ^ 04Wiki: 03Gamergate controversy
[02:19:48] <Leebert> yeah, and I have 40mg of Adderall in me right now.
[02:20:00] <SpallsHurgenson> heh, http://gizmodo.com
[02:20:07] <Leebert> Well, half-life considered, it's probably mostly gone.
[02:20:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> yarg. i only hit 10mg of it.
[02:20:28] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: We could fork it and make .org
[02:20:43] <Leebert> You don't have to work with government compliance spreadsheets all day. :)
[02:20:59] <SpallsHurgenson> but fuck.net is a very popular website!
[02:21:16] <Konomi> "Operation Baby Seal"
[02:21:26] <Konomi> I can tell this is the organisation I wanna side with
[02:21:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, nah. ima just take over maintaining the official repo soon as i mount /dev/null as a loop dev to the src directory
[02:21:53] <SpallsHurgenson> is that for helping leaky babies?
[02:22:09] <chromas> SpallsHurgenson: for nighttime clubbing
[02:22:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas++
[02:22:21] <Bender> karma - chromas: 52
[02:22:59] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: but just think, you could have per.net!!!!11three
[02:23:04] <chromas> perl.net
[02:23:21] * chromas prepares for +q/kick
[02:23:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, already have that in perl6
[02:23:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> kinda sorta anyway
[02:24:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> makes my bunghole quake in fear
[02:25:36] <chromas> does it have managed regexs?
[02:26:04] <chromas> actually, does perl even have pointers?
[02:26:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> of a sort.
[02:26:49] <Konomi> it does
[02:26:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> not that you can do pointer arithmetic on
[02:26:56] <juggs> I can only imagine the wiki edit controversy storm going on with that wiki link Konomi.
[02:27:04] <Konomi> you can definitly point to stuff though!
[02:27:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya
[02:27:27] <Konomi> juggs: the gamergate community considers wikipedia to by bias and labels this whole article as so ;p
[02:27:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> $foo vs \$foo
[02:27:31] <Konomi> be*
[02:28:05] <Konomi> for example in irssi
[02:28:06] <Konomi> $server->{chatnet}
[02:28:23] <Konomi> $server->{real_address}
[02:28:23] * juggs chuckles as Black Sabbath - The Mob Rules takes its opportune moment to play out from mpd on a random playlist. teehee
[02:28:39] <chromas> If I wasn't so stubborn and lazy, I'd learn perl so I could contribute my l33t skillz of terrible coding to slashd
[02:28:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod, print $server would get you "HASH(blah)"
[02:29:05] <Konomi> yeps
[02:29:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> makes the ref command real handy though.
[02:30:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, you may have to if the IRS shows up at my house wanting my obamacare moneys.
[02:32:00] <chromas> they can just garnish your soylent wages
[02:32:26] <chromas> 640 karma ought to be enough for anybody
[02:32:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, you'll see it on the news if they show up at my house.
[02:33:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> "man finally shot dead after neighborhood gun battle spanning several houses"
[02:34:50] <chromas> [a van rolls by…]
[02:35:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> i gots gerzillions of rounds of ammo and enough guns i wouldn't have to reload often.
[02:35:56] <chromas> if you've got a gun rack on your gun rack, you might be a redneck
[02:36:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't have a gun rack. they don't make em for toyota echos
[02:36:42] <SpallsHurgenson> if your truck has a gunrack but doesn't have any wheels....
[02:37:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should get a gas mask n some cartridges for it.
[02:38:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> CS gas ain't easy to shoot IRS agents though. mostly you're too busy snotting on everything nearby.
[02:38:47] <Konomi> TheMightyBuzzard: http://obamacarefacts.com
[02:38:52] <Konomi> do you fall under any of these?
[02:39:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, if i file the paperwork sitting on my desk
[02:39:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm debating on it
[02:40:42] * SpallsHurgenson mutters about the speed of his internet; I think I got somethin' clogging the tubes
[02:41:05] <Konomi> I tied your tubes no more internet babies for you
[02:41:31] <chromas> "Religious conscience" I don't believe in the aca—it's the devil!
[02:42:14] <chromas> can't trust legislation that came from one side and went to the other
[02:42:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas: s/that.*//
[02:42:46] <exec> <TheMightyBuzzard> <chromas> can't trust legislation
[02:43:10] * SpallsHurgenson wonders if it is possible to digitally plunge his internet connection and get things moving again
[02:44:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> SpallsHurgenson, sure but i didn't make it easy on you. hid my rule #34 server pretty good with that rootkit.
[02:45:56] * chromas would like to see rule #34 on rule #34
[02:51:28] <Konomi> SO is asleep and I am so damn clingy ;_;
[02:51:48] * juggs is inclined to form a moderated channel, invite everyone to it, then just give TheMightyBuzzard voice to layout his grand plan :D The unmoderate it and see how the TMB new world order plan gets torn apart
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[02:52:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> juggs, nother day. busy minecrafting now.
[02:52:51] <Konomi> minecrafting
[02:52:56] <Konomi> everyone banned within the space of 2 hours
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[02:52:59] <Konomi> reason: ocd
[02:53:00] <Konomi> ;p
[02:53:25] <juggs> that'd be a pretty fucked up reason around here
[02:54:06] <juggs> TMB, just let me know when you have your grand treatise ready.
[02:54:15] <Konomi> don't question the blocks juggs and don't touch my fort!
[02:54:34] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[02:54:34] <Konomi> you can't build that eye sore near my stuff!
[02:54:38] <juggs> I don't minecraft Konomi, your blocks are safe
[02:54:50] <Konomi> that was pretty much me in minecraft
[02:54:54] <Konomi> I gave up multi player
[02:54:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> i just acidentally burnt down a guy's house made out of trees this week.
[02:55:07] <Konomi> cause when you walk so far fromt he starting point to get away from the other people
[02:55:16] <Konomi> you realise you don't want them to be there anyway
[02:55:17] <SpallsHurgenson> what I want to know is why do people post interesting projects on planetminecraft and then don't offer a download link? Grrrr!
[02:55:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> only meant to fill it up entirely with wool. didn't think about fire sources.
[02:55:32] <SpallsHurgenson> heh, https://www.youtube.com
[02:55:32] <NetCraft> ^ 03Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie - Keep your Parents off the Internet - YouTube
[02:55:57] <Konomi> false
[02:55:58] <juggs> I have no idea what you are talking about.. but I do like bass guitar solos
[02:56:03] <Konomi> dear god everytime
[02:56:10] <juggs> I may have to be renamed ciri2
[02:56:31] <JamesNZ> Cybot, eh?
[02:57:25] <Konomi> "The history of the Internet begins with the development of electronic computers in the 1950s. Initial concepts of packet networking originated in several computer science laboratories in the United States, Great Britain, and France. "
[02:57:30] <Konomi> but nope it was arpa....
[02:57:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[02:58:01] <Konomi> idk how funding something turns into you making it
[02:58:08] <Konomi> they funded tor they didn';t make that shit either >.>
[02:58:12] <chromas> smoke signals; fire-to-fire networking
[02:58:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> tcp/sp?
[02:59:49] <chromas> data was easy to find with distribute ash tables
[02:59:59] <juggs> yes, there was no computing or networking of such outside the US. The interweb tells me so.
[03:00:39] <Konomi> http://www.nethistory.info
[03:00:41] <NetCraft> ^ 03Origins of the Internet
[03:00:42] <Konomi> \o/
[03:01:09] * juggs pets his token ring
[03:01:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 19 Year Old Critical Remotely-Exploitable Windows Vulnerability Discovered - http://sylnt.us - security-essentials
[03:02:09] <juggs> I figure if I run it long enough, the knowledge will die and it will become secure :D
[03:02:15] <Konomi> are you stroking it?
[03:02:19] <Konomi> nograb
[03:02:25] <Konomi> oh crutchy isn't around
[03:02:26] <juggs> LOL
[03:02:27] <ciri> i don't think it's that funny lol
[03:02:59] <juggs> ~suggest grab all Konomi
[03:03:06] <exec> *** suggestion successfully added to wiki - http://sylnt.us
[03:03:07] <Konomi> ._.
[03:03:13] <Konomi> oh god ._.
[03:03:22] <juggs> eek! I didn't mean that to happen
[03:03:24] <Konomi> thanks I'm on a webpage now
[03:03:32] <Konomi> checking for snipers brb!
[03:03:40] <juggs> ~unsuggest last
[03:03:50] <Konomi> "grab all Konomi ~ juggs @ 03:02, 13 November 2014 (UTC) "
[03:03:51] <chromas> I think that's a manual operation
[03:04:06] <Konomi> that broken grammar is kind of amusing
[03:06:26] <juggs> ooh - I have ed privs on that bit of wiki... who knew!
[03:06:34] <juggs> You are expunged Konomi
[03:07:02] <Konomi> damn I got booted out of otv ;_;
[03:07:11] <juggs> otv?
[03:07:39] <Konomi> soemone doesn't know their hackers quotes
[03:08:24] <SpallsHurgenson> I've never been able to sit through more than five minutes of that movie
[03:10:06] <juggs> ~le sigh~ let me get my alienware laptop with penguin sticker on the lid out.... or should that be some thinkpad, because that was the only thing ever worth owning? :P :P
[03:11:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> SpallsHurgenson, there's bewbs
[03:12:17] <SpallsHurgenson> the awful acting and idiocy of the story ruin even that
[03:12:21] <juggs> Or must we all memorise the same "hacker quotes" and eternally spew them at each other to knowing appreciation until we die?
[03:13:11] <SpallsHurgenson> if that's the only option open to us, can we just jump to the "die" part?
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[03:20:45] * chromas gives juggs a laser shark to hang next to his onion
[03:21:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Systemd-resolved Subject to Cache Poisoning - http://sylnt.us - one-daemon-to-rule-them-all
[03:21:52] <juggs> that option is always open SpallsHurgenson. Alternatively, you could espouse your own alternate individual philosophy - just be aware if you do so too successfully your philosophy becomes the new breeding ground for hipsters trying to out do each other on who heard it first :D
[03:22:19] <SpallsHurgenson> eiuu, breeding hipsters.
[03:22:22] <chromas> juggs: nothin' wrong with that
[03:22:39] <chromas> as long as they're not too hypocritical
[03:23:26] <juggs> did I cast judgement chromas?
[03:23:46] <chromas> No, I's makin' a joke
[03:24:28] <chromas> I did misread your line, so I thought you meant the hipsters would take up the idea of skipping to death
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[03:25:44] <juggs> no comment, I'd never espouse a philosophy that involved other taking their own livs.
[03:26:17] <juggs> welcome x0908d3b2
[03:59:23] <SpallsHurgenson> erm, hrmph. I think I ate too faste
[04:07:41] <Leebert> SpallsHurgenson: That statement is un-American!
[04:10:01] * juggs looks on
[04:16:54] * juggs urges TheMightyBuzzard to release his grand treatise for his vision of a new order. Put up or go fishing :D
[04:24:28] * SpallsHurgenson puts in a new order for more pizza and beer
[04:32:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> juggs, hard call. either one can wait until the morning though.
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[04:40:54] * SirFinkus wishes he had pizza
[04:42:28] * Konomi wishes she had a SirFinkus holding pizzas
[04:43:08] <SirFinkus> I'd make it happen, but nobody delivers to my house, and I've had a few too many to drive
[04:43:51] <SirFinkus> much less buy plane tickets and fly to kangarooland
[04:43:53] <Konomi> I figured if I leeched off of your wish I might get mine
[04:43:59] <Konomi> ;p
[04:44:13] <Konomi> though at 39 celcius pizza isn't on my mind
[04:44:21] <Konomi> ice cream occured thogh
[04:44:38] <SirFinkus> the local place has a pizza with cashews on it, it's delicious
[04:44:43] <SirFinkus> best pizza I've ever had
[04:45:02] <Konomi> needs mars bar pizza
[04:46:22] <SirFinkus> Cashews, pepperoni, sausage, onion
[04:46:25] <SirFinkus> can't beat that
[04:47:36] <SirFinkus> now I need to know what the fuck a mars bar is, I've heard stories about Karl Pilkington stealing them, but they don't have them in the US as far as I can tell
[04:48:48] <SirFinkus> oh, according to wikipedia we just call them milky ways
[04:48:56] <SirFinkus> which are shit, snickers are better
[05:02:48] <Konomi> they;re not milky ways
[05:03:16] <Konomi> https://en.wikipedia.org
[05:03:17] <NetCraft> ^ 04Wiki: 03Milky Way (chocolate bar)
[05:03:32] <Konomi> https://en.wikipedia.org
[05:03:33] <NetCraft> ^ 04Wiki: 03Mars (chocolate bar)
[05:10:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Major Class of Fracking Chemicals no More Toxic than Common Household Substances - http://sylnt.us - it's-quite-toxic-then
[05:11:53] <Konomi> though tbh it's hard to figure out so you may be right between the two web pages it's pretty confusing...
[05:15:08] <SirFinkus> The slogan "Pleasure you can't measure" was intended to appeal more to women and youths.[3]
[05:15:12] <SirFinkus> fuck my dirty mind
[05:15:48] <SirFinkus> it looks pretty similar, ours has no caramel though
[05:16:42] <SirFinkus> haha, there's an age check on the official website
[05:17:03] <Konomi> really...
[05:17:16] <SirFinkus> I have to be over 16, I am, but it says I'm not
[05:17:59] <SirFinkus> guess they have a bug
[05:23:51] <chromas> you just need to stop blocking the anal ytics javascripts
[05:44:59] <ar> coffee--
[05:44:59] <Bender> karma - coffee: 908
[05:45:01] <ar> tea++
[05:45:01] <Bender> karma - tea: 260
[05:45:15] <ar> moin
[05:45:18] <ar> :)
[05:52:49] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[05:52:49] <Bender> karma - coffee: 907
[05:52:58] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[05:52:58] <Bender> karma - coffee: 906
[05:53:21] <ar> coffee--
[05:53:21] <Bender> karma - coffee: 905
[05:53:25] <ar> tea++
[05:53:25] <Bender> karma - tea: 261
[06:20:47] <SirFinkus> tea++
[06:20:47] <Bender> karma - tea: 262
[06:20:53] <SirFinkus> cider++
[06:20:53] <Bender> karma - cider: 5
[06:21:03] <ar> apple_juice++
[06:21:03] <Bender> karma - apple_juice: 1
[06:21:58] <SirFinkus> I'd like apple juice more if they didn't use it as a sweetener in all the "fruit juices" here
[06:27:43] <crutchy> coffee++
[06:27:43] <Bender> karma - coffee: 906
[06:28:21] <ar> coffee-- # back down where it belongs
[06:28:22] <Bender> karma - coffee: 905
[06:29:06] <crutchy> coffee--
[06:29:06] <Bender> karma - coffee: 904
[06:41:07] <arti> need a clean tama for here
[06:42:37] <ar> coffee--
[06:42:37] <Bender> karma - coffee: 903
[06:45:46] <crutchy> noo. we need the real tama, full of all its chewy chunks
[06:46:47] <Konomi> hackaday still making my eyes bleed urk
[06:46:54] <ar> http://www.slate.com
[06:46:59] <ar> Konomi: why so?
[06:47:06] <Konomi> they redid the layout
[06:47:40] <Konomi> the contrast is giving me headaches I generally give up reading it
[06:48:04] <Konomi> slashdot beta flash backs
[06:49:45] <Konomi> except at least beta had contrast right this shit is eye strain central
[06:50:09] <ar> http://retro.hackaday.com
[06:50:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - “Good Enough” Tanks Won WWII - http://sylnt.us - for-better-or-worse
[06:50:23] <ar> i wish they'd update that
[06:50:30] <Konomi> retro doesn't get updates -.-
[06:50:32] <Konomi> or I'd use it all the time
[06:51:13] <crutchy> we need a SN layout that looks like a terminal emulator
[06:51:16] <ar> coffee--
[06:51:16] <Bender> karma - coffee: 902
[06:51:30] <ar> tea++
[06:51:31] <Bender> karma - tea: 263
[06:51:52] <crutchy> and works like a terminal emulator
[06:51:56] <crutchy> :D
[06:52:17] <crutchy> jssh
[06:52:51] <ar> crutchy: you mean… SoylentNews the BBS Edition?
[06:53:28] <ar> if you had a landline we could even make it a fidonet node ;)
[06:53:31] <crutchy> 'blatent bullshit edition'?
[06:53:54] <crutchy> i would totally go for that
[06:54:05] <ar> http://en.wikipedia.org
[06:54:06] <NetCraft> ^ 04Wiki: 03Bulletin board system
[06:56:05] <crutchy> pfft
[06:56:20] <crutchy> i preferred my definition :p
[06:58:05] <ar> coffee--
[06:58:05] <Bender> karma - coffee: 901
[07:00:00] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[07:00:00] <Bender> karma - coffee: 900
[07:00:06] <JamesNZ> unicode++
[07:00:06] <Bender> karma - unicode: 3
[07:00:08] <ar> coffee--
[07:00:08] <Bender> karma - coffee: 899
[07:00:21] <ar> i wonder if that works++
[07:00:27] <ar> boohooo
[07:00:38] <JamesNZ> Petition crutchy :)
[07:01:04] <crutchy> ar, think lispy
[07:01:11] <ar> (note that " " is not " "
[07:04:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:04:35] <Bender> karma - coffee: 900
[07:04:50] <ar> coffee--
[07:04:50] <Bender> karma - coffee: 899
[07:04:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:04:52] <Bender> karma - coffee: 900
[07:04:58] <ar> (it belongs below 900)
[07:05:01] <ar> coffee--
[07:05:02] <Bender> karma - coffee: 899
[07:05:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:05:03] <Bender> karma - coffee: 900
[07:05:10] <ar> hehe
[07:05:12] <ar> coffee--
[07:05:12] <Bender> karma - coffee: 899
[07:05:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:05:14] <Bender> karma - coffee: 900
[07:05:20] <ar> coffee--
[07:05:20] <Bender> karma - coffee: 899
[07:05:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:05:22] <Bender> karma - coffee: 900
[07:05:35] <ar> JamesNZ: Can you give me a hand here?
[07:05:39] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[07:05:39] <Bender> karma - coffee: 899
[07:05:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:05:41] <Bender> karma - coffee: 900
[07:05:43] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[07:05:43] <Bender> karma - coffee: 899
[07:05:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:05:44] <Bender> karma - coffee: 900
[07:05:45] <crutchy> coffee++
[07:05:45] <Bender> karma - coffee: 901
[07:05:46] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[07:05:46] <Bender> karma - coffee: 900
[07:05:49] <crutchy> coffee++
[07:05:49] <Bender> karma - coffee: 901
[07:05:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:05:49] <Bender> karma - coffee: 902
[07:05:50] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[07:05:50] <Bender> karma - coffee: 901
[07:05:52] <crutchy> coffee++
[07:05:52] <Bender> karma - coffee: 902
[07:05:53] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[07:05:53] <Bender> karma - coffee: 901
[07:05:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:05:53] <Bender> karma - coffee: 902
[07:05:55] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[07:05:55] <Bender> karma - coffee: 901
[07:05:55] <crutchy> coffee++
[07:05:55] <Bender> karma - coffee: 902
[07:05:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:05:57] <Bender> karma - coffee: 903
[07:05:57] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[07:05:57] <Bender> karma - coffee: 902
[07:05:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> JamesNZ-- overzealous coffee moderation detected, enchance your calm.
[07:05:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:05:58] <Bender> karma - jamesnz: -16
[07:05:58] <Bender> karma - coffee: 903
[07:06:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:06:01] <Bender> karma - coffee: 904
[07:06:01] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[07:06:01] <Bender> karma - coffee: 903
[07:06:04] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[07:06:04] <Bender> karma - coffee: 902
[07:06:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:06:05] <Bender> karma - coffee: 903
[07:06:07] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[07:06:07] <Bender> karma - coffee: 902
[07:06:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:06:09] <Bender> karma - coffee: 903
[07:06:10] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[07:06:10] <Bender> karma - coffee: 902
[07:06:10] <crutchy> bacon++
[07:06:10] <Bender> karma - bacon: 280
[07:06:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> JamesNZ-- #Naughty naughty, no scripting
[07:06:10] <Bender> karma - jamesnz: -17
[07:06:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:06:12] <Bender> karma - coffee: 903
[07:06:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> JamesNZ-- #Naughty naughty, no scripting
[07:06:13] <Bender> karma - jamesnz: -18
[07:06:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:06:13] <Bender> karma - coffee: 904
[07:06:13] <ar> coffee--
[07:06:13] <Bender> karma - coffee: 903
[07:06:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++ #And one to grow on
[07:06:13] <Bender> karma - coffee: 904
[07:06:14] <crutchy> bacon++
[07:06:14] <Bender> karma - bacon: 281
[07:06:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:06:15] <Bender> karma - coffee: 905
[07:06:15] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[07:06:15] <Bender> karma - coffee: 904
[07:06:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++ #And one to grow on
[07:06:16] <Bender> karma - coffee: 905
[07:06:17] <ar> coffee--
[07:06:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:06:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> JamesNZ-- #Naughty naughty, no scripting
[07:06:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:06:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++ #And one to grow on
[07:06:39] <ar> coffee--
[07:06:39] <Bender> karma - coffee: 906
[07:06:46] <crutchy> bewbs++
[07:06:46] <Bender> karma - bewbs: 25
[07:06:48] <ar> coffee--
[07:06:48] <Bender> karma - coffee: 905
[07:06:51] <JamesNZ> emacs++
[07:06:51] <Bender> karma - emacs: 13
[07:06:53] <JamesNZ> emacs++
[07:06:53] <Bender> karma - emacs: 14
[07:06:54] <JamesNZ> emacs++
[07:06:54] <Bender> karma - emacs: 15
[07:06:54] <JamesNZ> emacs++
[07:06:54] <Bender> karma - emacs: 16
[07:06:55] <JamesNZ> emacs++
[07:06:55] <Bender> karma - emacs: 17
[07:06:55] <JamesNZ> emacs++
[07:06:55] <Bender> karma - emacs: 18
[07:06:56] <JamesNZ> emacs++
[07:06:56] <Bender> karma - emacs: 19
[07:06:58] <JamesNZ> emacs++
[07:06:58] <Bender> karma - emacs: 20
[07:07:05] <crutchy> dogfart--
[07:07:05] <Bender> karma - dogfart: 0
[07:07:09] * JamesNZ will stop now
[07:07:39] <ar> coffee--
[07:07:39] <Bender> karma - coffee: 904
[07:07:41] <ar> tea++
[07:07:41] <Bender> karma - tea: 264
[07:07:44] <crutchy> oh wtf i got throttled in all that :/
[07:07:53] <Konomi> oohhh
[07:07:59] <Konomi> just like I did when EF spammed
[07:08:01] <crutchy> dodgy
[07:08:07] <ar> :)
[07:08:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> stoopid script, thought i disabled that when i put the bot in
[07:08:47] <crutchy> apparently ciri is a poop commander
[07:09:11] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, s/bo/but/
[07:09:12] <exec> <crutchy> <TheMightyBuzzard> stoopid script, thought i disabled that when i put the butt in
[07:09:20] <Konomi> anyone running a desktop pc here with nix?
[07:09:27] <crutchy> yeah
[07:09:31] * JamesNZ has a lappie, if that counts
[07:09:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[07:09:40] <Konomi> can you pull up a terminal and plug in acpi -a
[07:09:50] <Konomi> tell me the result
[07:09:52] <ar> Konomi: as in, NixOS?
[07:09:56] <crutchy> mines switched off :/
[07:09:59] <JamesNZ> Command not found?
[07:10:19] * JamesNZ installs
[07:10:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, no acpi here either
[07:10:45] <ar> [2014-11-13 08:10:05|jorogumo|0|~]% acpi -a
[07:10:45] <ar> Adapter 0: on-line
[07:10:51] <crutchy> debian++
[07:10:51] <Bender> karma - debian: 42
[07:11:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> No support for device type: power_supply
[07:11:05] <Konomi> ar: thanks expected that
[07:11:10] <Konomi> hmm
[07:11:12] <JamesNZ> `Adapter 0: on-line`
[07:11:13] <Konomi> didn't expect that one though
[07:11:21] <Konomi> thanks
[07:11:29] <Konomi> I needed to know how ac query would behave on desktops
[07:11:30] <ar> acpi with no arguments gives something a bit more useful:
[07:11:30] <ar> % acpi
[07:11:30] <ar> Battery 0: Full, 100%
[07:11:42] <ar> Konomi: don't use acpi command. query /sys files
[07:11:43] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, try uninstalling your power supply. see if it fixes
[07:11:51] <Konomi> I only have laptops
[07:12:14] <ar> /sys/class/power_supply/AC/online
[07:12:25] <crutchy> or /proc
[07:12:31] <crutchy> everything is in there
[07:12:34] <Konomi> sys class is better
[07:12:36] <ar> no, /proc is depracated
[07:12:38] <Konomi> so now everyone can cat that for me ;p
[07:12:46] <ar> at least for acpi
[07:12:58] <ar> [2014-11-13 08:11:38|jorogumo|0|~]% cat /sys/class/power_supply/AC/online
[07:12:58] <ar> 1
[07:13:02] <crutchy> damn kids changing shit
[07:13:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> no such file
[07:13:07] <Konomi> path doesn't exist on my laptop so
[07:13:11] <Konomi> might be better to stick with acpi -a
[07:13:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> nothing below /sys/class/power_supply/
[07:13:40] <crutchy> Konomi, your lappy probably doesn't have a power supply installed
[07:13:46] <Konomi> see this is why I was prefering acpi -a
[07:13:46] <Konomi> $ cat /sys/class/power_supply/
[07:13:47] <Konomi> ADP1/ BAT1/
[07:13:50] <Konomi> not all use AC
[07:14:14] <ar> % ls /sys/class/power_supply
[07:14:14] <ar> AC BAT0
[07:14:29] <crutchy> ar, s/a/ut/2
[07:14:48] <crutchy> stupid exec
[07:14:55] <ar> crutchy: o_O?
[07:15:08] <ar> /sys/clutss?
[07:15:28] <arti> megaburn?
[07:15:35] <crutchy> clutss++
[07:15:35] <Bender> karma - clutss: 1
[07:15:38] <arti> !roll 1d20
[07:15:38] <ciri> arti rolls 4
[07:15:55] <ar> !roll 20d2
[07:15:56] <ciri> ar rolls 32
[07:15:58] <arti> you suffer -4 to dexterity
[07:15:58] <crutchy> nah exec's sed function doesn't support the /2 thing
[07:16:10] <crutchy> need sedbot back
[07:16:16] <arti> where did it bail to?
[07:16:17] <ciri> not sure arti
[07:16:22] * arti pets ciri
[07:16:43] <Konomi> ar: my other laptop has it as AC0 ;p
[07:16:51] <Konomi> will stick with acpi quieries
[07:16:53] <crutchy> i think the real sedbot is here but not in any channels
[07:17:04] <arti> it's in the neither
[07:17:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> quarter after one, why the hell am i awake?
[07:17:49] <ar> hehe:
[07:17:50] <ar> [2014-11-13 08:16:58|amanojaku|0|~]% ls /sys/class/power_supply
[07:17:50] <ar> [2014-11-13 08:17:24|amanojaku|0|~]%
[07:18:09] <crutchy> cos you love us
[07:18:11] <ar> TheMightyBuzzard: you overdid coffee and now you can't sleep
[07:18:19] <ar> coffee--
[07:18:19] <Bender> karma - coffee: 903
[07:18:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope, was drinking tea all evening
[07:18:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> tea--
[07:18:35] <Bender> karma - tea: 263
[07:18:39] <ar> tea++
[07:18:40] <Bender> karma - tea: 264
[07:19:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> and also, i think the bot's not working for shat. it should have us all on a coffee change ban for the next hour but hasn't piped up.
[07:20:03] <crutchy> chromas had sedbot9000 going for a while. it had an issue or something
[07:20:37] <ar> coffee--
[07:20:37] <Bender> karma - coffee: 902
[07:20:39] <ar> tea++
[07:20:39] <Bender> karma - tea: 265
[07:21:03] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, need to program it in php :D
[07:21:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> need to program it sober
[07:21:51] <crutchy> arti, how's your game plan going?
[07:23:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck it, i'm up. might as well make coffee
[07:24:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:24:01] <Bender> karma - coffee: 903
[07:26:10] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[07:26:10] <Bender> karma - coffee: 902
[07:26:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> brrr
[07:26:32] <ar> coffee--
[07:26:32] <Bender> karma - coffee: 901
[07:26:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather
[07:26:45] <exec> Weather for Ada, OK - currently 28°F / -2°C, overcast, wind N at 14 mph, humidity 43% - Wednesday partly cloudy (19°F-41°F / -7°C-5°C), Thursday partly cloudy (21°F-37°F / -6°C-3°C), Friday partly cloudy (28°F-39°F / -2°C-4°C), Saturday chance of snow (27°F-43°F / -3°C-6°C) - source: Google
[07:41:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++ #kohi bushin no jutsu
[07:41:54] <Bender> karma - coffee: 902
[07:42:36] <ar> coffee--
[07:42:36] <Bender> karma - coffee: 901
[07:42:38] <ar> tea++
[07:42:38] <Bender> karma - tea: 266
[07:43:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> !karma coffee
[07:43:19] <Bender> karma of coffee is 901
[07:43:24] <crutchy> coffee++ # ubuntu? i'm going to learn... ubuntu?
[07:43:24] <Bender> karma - coffee: 902
[07:43:28] <ar> coffee--
[07:43:29] <Bender> karma - coffee: 901
[07:43:37] <crutchy> poutine--
[07:43:37] <Bender> karma - poutine: -358
[07:43:59] <ar> coffee--
[07:43:59] <Bender> karma - coffee: 900
[07:44:01] <ar> tea++
[07:44:01] <Bender> karma - tea: 267
[07:44:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:44:01] <Bender> karma - coffee: 901
[07:44:05] <ar> coffee--
[07:44:05] <Bender> karma - coffee: 900
[07:44:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:44:06] <Bender> karma - coffee: 901
[07:44:19] <ar> now you're scripted…
[07:44:27] <ar> …again
[07:44:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> am not, just waiting on a pot to brew
[07:44:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> nothin better to do
[07:44:36] <ar> coffee--
[07:44:36] <Bender> karma - coffee: 900
[07:44:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:44:37] <Bender> karma - coffee: 901
[07:44:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> do have it hotkeyed though
[07:44:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> typing--
[07:44:51] <Bender> karma - typing: -2
[07:45:00] <ar> coffee--
[07:45:00] <Bender> karma - coffee: 900
[07:45:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:45:01] <Bender> karma - coffee: 901
[07:45:11] <crutchy> userlist_buttons++
[07:45:11] <Bender> karma - userlist_buttons: 3
[07:45:25] <ar> no. it's a matter of ↑+enter
[07:45:27] <ar> coffee--
[07:45:27] <Bender> karma - coffee: 900
[07:45:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:45:28] <Bender> karma - coffee: 901
[07:45:44] <crutchy> ~weather
[07:45:45] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[07:45:51] <crutchy> oh wtf
[07:45:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> M5 on me shiny new keyboard that i spit tea all over last night
[07:46:13] <ar> coffee--
[07:46:13] <Bender> karma - coffee: 900
[07:46:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:46:15] <Bender> karma - coffee: 901
[07:47:30] <crutchy> time to fix weatehr methinks
[07:47:43] <ar> coffee--
[07:47:43] <Bender> karma - coffee: 900
[07:47:47] <ar> coffee--
[07:47:47] <Bender> karma - coffee: 899
[07:47:52] <ar> tea++
[07:47:52] <Bender> karma - tea: 268
[07:48:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, being up this early i got time to code and go fishing if i want
[07:48:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:48:05] <Bender> karma - coffee: 900
[07:48:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:48:05] <Bender> karma - coffee: 901
[07:48:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> stupid broke bot
[07:48:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> !pissoff
[07:48:17] -!- TheMightyBot has quit [Quit: Off I shall piss]
[07:49:14] <ar> you're abusing the fact that the anti-overzelaus-karma-thing is running on your own irc client
[07:49:17] <ar> so you're immune
[07:49:20] <ar> coffee--
[07:49:20] <Bender> karma - coffee: 900
[07:49:26] <ar> coffee--
[07:49:26] <Bender> karma - coffee: 899
[07:49:30] <ar> coffee--
[07:49:30] <Bender> karma - coffee: 898
[07:49:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> newp, unloaded it or it woulda done smacked you down repeatedly
[07:49:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:49:35] <Bender> karma - coffee: 899
[07:49:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:49:36] <Bender> karma - coffee: 900
[07:49:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:49:37] <Bender> karma - coffee: 901
[07:49:44] <ar> coffee--
[07:49:44] <Bender> karma - coffee: 900
[07:49:44] <ar> coffee--
[07:49:44] <Bender> karma - coffee: 899
[07:49:45] <ar> coffee--
[07:49:45] <Bender> karma - coffee: 898
[07:49:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:49:46] <Bender> karma - coffee: 899
[07:49:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:49:47] <Bender> karma - coffee: 900
[07:49:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:49:48] <Bender> karma - coffee: 901
[07:49:50] <ar> coffee--
[07:49:50] <Bender> karma - coffee: 900
[07:49:50] <ar> coffee--
[07:49:50] <Bender> karma - coffee: 899
[07:49:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:49:52] <Bender> karma - coffee: 900
[07:49:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:49:52] <Bender> karma - coffee: 901
[07:50:15] <SirFinkus> coffee--
[07:50:16] <Bender> karma - coffee: 900
[07:50:19] <SirFinkus> tea++
[07:50:19] <Bender> karma - tea: 269
[07:50:23] <ar> coffee--
[07:50:24] <Bender> karma - coffee: 899
[07:50:26] <ar> tea++
[07:50:26] <Bender> karma - tea: 270
[07:50:33] <crutchy> karma_fight++
[07:50:33] <Bender> karma - karma_fight: 1
[07:50:53] <crutchy> tea--
[07:50:53] <Bender> karma - tea: 269
[07:51:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> now if i were gonna be abusive i'd edit ~/plugs/jsb.plugs.common.karma/-soylent-coffee, set it to 9000, and bounce bender
[07:51:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:51:29] <Bender> karma - coffee: 900
[07:51:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:51:29] <Bender> karma - coffee: 901
[07:51:38] <ar> coffee--
[07:51:38] <Bender> karma - coffee: 900
[07:51:39] <ar> coffee--
[07:51:39] <Bender> karma - coffee: 899
[07:51:39] <ar> coffee--
[07:51:39] <Bender> karma - coffee: 898
[07:51:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:51:41] <Bender> karma - coffee: 899
[07:51:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:51:42] <Bender> karma - coffee: 900
[07:51:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:51:42] <Bender> karma - coffee: 901
[07:51:46] <ar> coffee--
[07:51:46] <Bender> karma - coffee: 900
[07:51:46] <ar> coffee--
[07:51:46] <Bender> karma - coffee: 899
[07:51:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:51:48] <Bender> karma - coffee: 900
[07:51:48] <ar> coffee--
[07:51:48] <Bender> karma - coffee: 899
[07:51:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:51:48] <Bender> karma - coffee: 900
[07:51:49] <ar> coffee--
[07:51:49] <Bender> karma - coffee: 899
[07:51:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:51:49] <Bender> karma - coffee: 900
[07:51:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:51:50] <Bender> karma - coffee: 901
[07:52:28] <crutchy> tea--
[07:52:28] <Bender> karma - tea: 268
[07:53:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> mind the store, crutchy, i gotta go pour a cup
[07:53:21] <crutchy> tmb, i think that's already happened to bacon in ##
[07:55:00] <crutchy> hear ye! hear ye! my loyal #soylent subjects! bow down to my ignorance!
[07:56:42] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[07:56:42] <Bender> karma - coffee: 900
[07:57:24] <ar> coffee--
[07:57:24] <Bender> karma - coffee: 899
[07:57:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:57:28] <Bender> karma - coffee: 900
[07:57:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:57:29] <Bender> karma - coffee: 901
[07:57:29] * SirFinkus is listening to Black Sabbath — Die Young, from the album Heaven And Hell
[07:57:36] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[07:57:36] <Bender> karma - coffee: 900
[07:57:38] <SirFinkus> because why not
[07:57:40] <ar> coffee--
[07:57:40] <Bender> karma - coffee: 899
[07:57:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> cookies++ #mmmm
[07:57:42] <Bender> karma - cookies: 2
[07:57:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:57:44] <Bender> karma - coffee: 900
[07:57:45] <crutchy> tea--
[07:57:45] <Bender> karma - tea: 267
[07:57:45] <ar> coffee--
[07:57:45] <Bender> karma - coffee: 899
[07:57:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:57:45] <Bender> karma - coffee: 900
[07:57:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:57:46] <Bender> karma - coffee: 901
[07:57:47] <ar> coffee--
[07:57:47] <Bender> karma - coffee: 900
[07:57:48] <ar> coffee--
[07:57:48] <Bender> karma - coffee: 899
[07:57:48] <ar> coffee--
[07:57:48] <Bender> karma - coffee: 898
[07:57:48] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[07:57:48] <Bender> karma - coffee: 897
[07:57:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:57:49] <Bender> karma - coffee: 898
[07:57:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:57:49] <Bender> karma - coffee: 899
[07:57:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:57:50] <Bender> karma - coffee: 900
[07:57:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:57:51] <Bender> karma - coffee: 901
[07:57:51] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[07:57:51] <Bender> karma - coffee: 900
[07:57:52] <crutchy> tea--
[07:57:52] <Bender> karma - tea: 266
[07:57:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:57:52] <Bender> karma - coffee: 901
[07:57:54] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[07:57:54] <Bender> karma - coffee: 900
[07:57:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:57:55] <Bender> karma - coffee: 901
[07:57:58] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[07:57:59] <Bender> karma - coffee: 900
[07:57:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:57:59] <Bender> karma - coffee: 901
[07:58:02] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[07:58:02] <Bender> karma - coffee: 900
[07:58:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:58:03] <Bender> karma - coffee: 901
[07:58:05] <ar> coffee--
[07:58:05] <SirFinkus> you're bloating my log
[07:58:05] <Bender> karma - coffee: 900
[07:58:06] <ar> coffee--
[07:58:06] <Bender> karma - coffee: 899
[07:58:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:58:06] <Bender> karma - coffee: 900
[07:58:06] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[07:58:06] <Bender> karma - coffee: 899
[07:58:08] <ar> coffee--
[07:58:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:58:08] <Bender> karma - coffee: 898
[07:58:08] <Bender> karma - coffee: 899
[07:58:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:58:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:58:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think we broke bender
[07:58:31] <crutchy> i'm getting throttled again
[07:58:33] <crutchy> wtf!
[07:58:40] <JamesNZ> At least we get to keep the pieces :)
[07:59:20] <ar> coffee--
[07:59:20] <Bender> karma - coffee: 900
[07:59:22] <ar> coffee--
[07:59:22] <Bender> karma - coffee: 899
[07:59:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:59:39] <Bender> karma - coffee: 900
[07:59:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[07:59:39] <Bender> karma - coffee: 901
[08:02:02] <crutchy> tea--
[08:02:02] <Bender> karma - tea: 265
[08:03:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> twoam--
[08:03:15] <Bender> karma - twoam: -1
[08:05:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> bleh, comments use formkeys not reskeys
[08:05:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> gotta learn a whole new sumpin
[08:05:47] <chromas> learning--
[08:05:47] <Bender> karma - learning: -1
[08:07:18] * SirFinkus got modded "insightful" for his inane, uninformed ramblings
[08:07:21] <SirFinkus> sweet
[08:07:36] <chromas> that's what it's for
[08:07:48] <chromas> inanse, informed ramblings get Informative
[08:07:52] <crutchy> tmb, formkeys are the things that exec pretends to be a real boy to get around :p
[08:07:52] <chromas> s/s//
[08:07:53] <exec> <chromas> inane, informed ramblings get Informative
[08:08:08] <chromas> ~define formkeys
[08:08:13] <chromas> ~define formkey
[08:08:18] <chromas> :|
[08:08:23] <chromas> ^ frog face
[08:08:26] <exec> formkey: unable to find definition
[08:08:27] <exec> formkeys: unable to find definition
[08:08:40] <chromas> ooh, out-of-order erroration
[08:09:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, formkeys may not work
[08:09:51] <Konomi> http://paste.ofcode.org
[08:09:51] <NetCraft> ^ 03Paste ofCode
[08:09:58] <Konomi> not sure where I will take this
[08:10:07] <crutchy> chromas, dunno why the first one took longer than the second
[08:10:35] <chromas> Konobian Linux
[08:10:46] <crutchy> Konomix
[08:10:59] <crutchy> sounds kinda like rabbit poison
[08:11:33] <SirFinkus> inane_uninformed_ramblings++
[08:11:33] <Bender> karma - inane_uninformed_ramblings: 1
[08:11:49] <SirFinkus> the best ramblings
[08:12:02] <crutchy> Linomi++
[08:12:03] <Bender> karma - linomi: 1
[08:12:13] <chromas> Linomi++
[08:12:13] <Bender> karma - linomi: 2
[08:12:46] <Konomi> this script proudly brought to you by the australian summer ._.
[08:12:46] <chromas> The first distro exclusively for laptops
[08:13:12] * chromas would like to borrow a cup of Australian Summer
[08:13:23] <chromas> ~weather
[08:13:24] <exec> Weather for Walla Walla, WA - currently 22°F / -6°C, clear, wind N at 0 mph, humidity 73% - Wednesday clear (21°F-34°F / -6°C-1°C), Thursday snow (25°F-30°F / -4°C--1°C), Friday snow (10°F-34°F / -12°C-1°C), Saturday partly cloudy (12°F-30°F / -11°C--1°C) - source: Google
[08:13:27] <Konomi> I don't think there are cups that can hold lava
[08:13:47] <chromas> only need just a pinch
[08:14:02] <chromas> ~bucket-transmit lava
[08:15:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> 26F here
[08:15:31] <crutchy> ~weather ar
[08:15:33] <exec> Weather for Warsaw, Poland - currently 48°F / 9°C, mist, wind , humidity 90% - Thursday cloudy (49°F-45°F / 9°C-7°C), Friday cloudy (48°F-40°F / 9°C-4°C), Saturday clear (48°F-37°F / 9°C-3°C), Sunday partly cloudy (-40°F / -4°C) - source: Google
[08:15:45] <crutchy> just had to disable validation :D
[08:15:50] <crutchy> validation--
[08:15:50] <Bender> karma - validation: -1
[08:15:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> yay unbroke
[08:16:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> poland_having_better_weather_than_me--
[08:16:20] <Bender> karma - poland_having_better_weather_than_me: -1
[08:16:54] <crutchy> the wind data doesn't appear in warsaw weather for some reason. hence the extra space after wind
[08:30:28] <Konomi> fixing da bugs
[08:31:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - UN Commission to Discuss Restrictions on Real-World Terminator Weapons - http://sylnt.us - reverse-polarity
[08:55:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> introducing fun new bugs
[08:59:27] <crutchy> kinda hot in these rhinos
[08:59:32] <crutchy> ~weather
[08:59:33] <exec> Weather for Traralgon VIC, Australia - currently 82°F / 28°C, mostly cloudy, wind , humidity 42% - Thursday mostly cloudy (73°F-55°F / 23°C-13°C), Friday mostly cloudy (72°F-45°F / 22°C-7°C), Saturday cloudy (64°F-50°F / 18°C-10°C), Sunday thunderstorm (-46°F / -8°C) - source: Google
[09:02:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas just pleasantly warm
[09:03:03] <ar> http://phpthegoodparts.tumblr.com
[09:03:03] <NetCraft> ^ 03PHP: The Good Parts
[09:03:37] <crutchy> cooler outside. got doors open to try let the cool in
[09:04:11] <crutchy> pre_1950s_house--
[09:04:11] <Bender> karma - pre_1950s_house: -1
[09:04:25] <chromas> pre_1950s_house--
[09:04:25] <Bender> karma - pre_1950s_house: -2
[09:05:49] <crutchy> php++
[09:05:49] <Bender> karma - php: 6
[09:06:05] <crutchy> found out what's shitting the weather script
[09:06:18] <crutchy> its all caused by missing wind data
[09:06:32] <crutchy> just need to detectorize that
[09:11:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh
[09:12:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, formkeys in
[09:15:23] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[09:15:23] <Bender> karma - coffee: 900
[09:15:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> no no no, yer doing it wrong
[09:15:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:15:45] <Bender> karma - coffee: 901
[09:15:53] <ar> coffee--
[09:15:53] <Bender> karma - coffee: 900
[09:15:54] <ar> coffee--
[09:15:54] <Bender> karma - coffee: 899
[09:15:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++coffee++
[09:15:59] <ar> coffee--
[09:15:59] <Bender> karma - coffee: 898
[09:16:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooh, neat
[09:16:01] <JamesNZ> coffee-- # I think not ;)
[09:16:01] <Bender> karma - coffee: 897
[09:16:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:16:02] <Bender> karma - coffee: 898
[09:16:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:16:02] <Bender> karma - coffee: 899
[09:16:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:16:03] <Bender> karma - coffee: 900
[09:16:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:16:04] <Bender> karma - coffee: 901
[09:16:05] <ar> coffee--
[09:16:05] <Bender> karma - coffee: 900
[09:16:06] <ar> coffee--
[09:16:06] <Bender> karma - coffee: 899
[09:16:06] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[09:16:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:16:06] <Bender> karma - coffee: 898
[09:16:07] <Bender> karma - coffee: 899
[09:16:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:16:07] <Bender> karma - coffee: 900
[09:16:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:16:08] <Bender> karma - coffee: 901
[09:16:08] <ar> coffee--
[09:16:08] <Bender> karma - coffee: 900
[09:16:09] <ar> coffee--
[09:16:09] <Bender> karma - coffee: 899
[09:16:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:16:09] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[09:16:09] <Bender> karma - coffee: 900
[09:16:09] <Bender> karma - coffee: 899
[09:16:09] <ar> coffee--
[09:16:09] <Bender> karma - coffee: 898
[09:16:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:16:10] <Bender> karma - coffee: 899
[09:16:11] <ar> coffee--
[09:16:11] <Bender> karma - coffee: 898
[09:16:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:16:13] <Bender> karma - coffee: 899
[09:16:14] <ar> coffee--
[09:16:14] <Bender> karma - coffee: 898
[09:16:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:16:15] <Bender> karma - coffee: 899
[09:16:16] <JamesNZ> We'll be flooding soon.
[09:16:17] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[09:16:17] <Bender> karma - coffee: 898
[09:16:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:16:17] <Bender> karma - coffee: 899
[09:16:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:16:19] <Bender> karma - coffee: 900
[09:16:20] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[09:16:20] <Bender> karma - coffee: 899
[09:16:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:16:21] <Bender> karma - coffee: 900
[09:16:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:16:23] <Bender> karma - coffee: 901
[09:16:24] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[09:16:24] <Bender> karma - coffee: 900
[09:16:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:16:25] <Bender> karma - coffee: 901
[09:16:26] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[09:16:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:16:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:16:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:16:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:16:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:16:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:16:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:16:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:16:50] <ar> coffee--
[09:16:50] <Bender> karma - coffee: 907
[09:16:52] <ar> coffee--
[09:16:52] <Bender> karma - coffee: 906
[09:16:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:16:53] <Bender> karma - coffee: 907
[09:16:53] <chromas> coffee++ # for poor Bender
[09:16:53] <Bender> karma - coffee: 908
[09:16:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:16:53] <Bender> karma - coffee: 909
[09:16:59] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[09:16:59] <Bender> karma - coffee: 908
[09:16:59] <ar> TheMightyBuzzard: stahp
[09:17:02] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[09:17:02] <Bender> karma - coffee: 907
[09:17:05] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[09:17:05] <Bender> karma - coffee: 906
[09:17:09] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[09:17:09] <Bender> karma - coffee: 905
[09:17:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> poor bender
[09:18:15] <chromas> what's that game where people write programs for a virtual machine and try to get each other's programs to crash?
[09:18:20] <chromas> we need something like that in irc
[09:18:35] <chromas> make bots to fight each other in fight channels
[09:18:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> we already do that just with each others bots
[09:19:01] * chromas 's bot is 200% crash-proof
[09:19:38] <crutchy> /whois exec says it all :p
[09:19:55] <ar> coffee--
[09:19:55] <JamesNZ> :o
[09:19:55] <Bender> karma - coffee: 904
[09:20:11] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[09:20:11] <Bender> karma - coffee: 903
[09:20:19] <crutchy> poutine--
[09:20:19] <Bender> karma - poutine: -359
[09:20:35] <chromas> gravy++
[09:20:35] <Bender> karma - gravy: 1
[09:24:27] <crutchy> ar, your ~weather is fixed
[09:24:33] <crutchy> hopefully mine is too
[09:24:35] <crutchy> ~weather
[09:24:37] <exec> Weather for Traralgon VIC, Australia - currently 76°F / 24°C, mostly cloudy, wind NE at 10 mph, humidity 41% - Thursday mostly cloudy (55°F-82°F / 13°C-28°C), Friday mostly cloudy (45°F-73°F / 7°C-23°C), Saturday cloudy (50°F-72°F / 10°C-22°C), Sunday thunderstorm (46°F-64°F / 8°C-18°C) - source: Google
[09:24:38] <ar> ~weather
[09:24:40] <exec> Weather for Warsaw, Poland - currently 49°F / 9°C, mist, humidity 89% - Thursday cloudy (45°F-50°F / 7°C-10°C), Friday cloudy (40°F-49°F / 4°C-9°C), Saturday clear (37°F-48°F / 3°C-9°C), Sunday partly cloudy (39°F-48°F / 4°C-9°C) - source: Google
[09:24:53] <chromas> crutchy++
[09:24:53] <chromas> exec++
[09:24:53] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 117
[09:24:54] <Bender> karma - exec: 15
[09:25:27] <crutchy> you're still missing wind data, but that's google's fault
[09:25:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... okay, formkey does not work for that and really does not work for the comments page at all.
[09:26:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> may have to use reskeys
[09:27:57] <crutchy> isn't reskeys different to formkeys?
[09:28:21] <chromas> ruskeys
[09:28:43] <crutchy> i thought formkeys was to try to stahp the bots and reskeys was to stahp abuse by hoomans
[09:29:22] * chromas casually slides a can of oil near crutchy
[09:29:39] <crutchy> stop the bot, can't stop the bot, you can't stop... the bot
[09:29:55] <crutchy> dammit. now i need tunes to get that outta my head
[09:30:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, formkeys will simply not work though
[09:30:18] <chromas> ~find-tune stop the bot
[09:30:50] <crutchy> formkeys are pretty useless
[09:31:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> for the api they are. you don't have a previous "edit" page that you can use to create a formkey before submission.
[09:31:53] <crutchy> ah
[09:32:22] <crutchy> you trying to trick slash into allowing a form submission from the api without a formkey?
[09:32:33] <crutchy> back_doors++
[09:32:33] <Bender> karma - back_doors: 1
[09:32:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh no, that's easy. i had to build formkeys in specifically.
[09:33:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> not that it works
[09:33:45] <crutchy> you can just call some kinda get_formkey function i spose
[09:34:01] * crutchy has nfi how formkeys work on the inside
[09:34:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh i can create all the formkeys i like but each new api call gets a new one
[09:34:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> there's no way to make them persist.
[09:34:54] <chromas> make a cache table
[09:34:57] <crutchy> formkeys are like a big steel gate blocking the way, except that there's a nice bot-size flap for exec to crawl through :p
[09:35:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> they're stored in the db but it doesn't matter because the client gets a new one every single call
[09:35:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm amazed they work for anything at all.
[09:35:59] <crutchy> i guess they stop lazy programmers
[09:36:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[09:36:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> reskeys are tougher
[09:36:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> now if i could just remember something that uses em... posts i think cause comments don't.
[09:37:07] <crutchy> something that uses reskeys?
[09:37:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[09:37:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> subs should
[09:37:22] <crutchy> do journals?
[09:37:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> no idea really
[09:37:47] * crutchy vaguely remembers that discussion a while back that induced him to delve into the reskeys code a bit
[09:38:05] <crutchy> something about a plugin
[09:38:26] <crutchy> fuck my brain no worka
[09:38:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, no worries bout em now. i got em down.
[09:38:29] <chromas> Bender
[09:38:38] <chromas> !uid plugin
[09:38:39] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 4869, owned by Rackdude
[09:38:49] <crutchy> something to do with a limit. anyways
[09:38:57] <chromas> dude got rack
[09:39:10] <crutchy> lucky bastard
[09:40:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> reskeys are really pretty badass
[09:42:11] <crutchy> ~isup soylentnews.org
[09:42:14] <exec> soylentnews.org: HTTP/1.1 200 OK
[09:42:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> they even have a man page
[09:43:41] <crutchy> reskeys are da man
[09:44:05] <crutchy> they must have been invented by bruce schneier
[09:44:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> dunno but they're pretty nifty
[09:47:03] * crutchy is searching for todo tags
[09:48:44] <ar> coffee--
[09:48:44] <Bender> karma - coffee: 902
[09:48:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> awe man, i was hoping reskeys were more robust than that. coffee++
[09:48:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:48:51] <Bender> karma - coffee: 903
[09:48:53] <ar> !uid
[09:48:54] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 4869, owned by Rackdude
[09:49:16] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[09:49:16] <Bender> karma - coffee: 902
[09:49:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:49:20] <Bender> karma - coffee: 903
[09:49:24] <JamesNZ> emacs++
[09:49:24] <Bender> karma - emacs: 21
[09:49:26] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[09:49:26] <Bender> karma - coffee: 902
[09:49:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:49:27] <Bender> karma - coffee: 903
[09:49:29] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[09:49:29] <Bender> karma - coffee: 902
[09:49:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:49:30] <Bender> karma - coffee: 903
[09:49:32] <crutchy> why they not robust, tmb?
[09:49:32] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[09:49:32] <Bender> karma - coffee: 902
[09:49:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:49:34] <Bender> karma - coffee: 903
[09:49:36] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[09:49:36] <Bender> karma - coffee: 902
[09:49:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:49:37] <Bender> karma - coffee: 903
[09:49:39] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[09:49:39] <Bender> karma - coffee: 902
[09:49:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:49:40] <Bender> karma - coffee: 903
[09:49:41] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[09:49:41] <Bender> karma - coffee: 902
[09:49:42] <crutchy> did you bust them up?
[09:49:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:49:42] <Bender> karma - coffee: 903
[09:49:44] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[09:49:44] <Bender> karma - coffee: 902
[09:49:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:49:44] <Bender> karma - coffee: 903
[09:49:45] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[09:49:45] <Bender> karma - coffee: 902
[09:49:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:49:46] <Bender> karma - coffee: 903
[09:49:47] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[09:49:47] <Bender> karma - coffee: 902
[09:49:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:49:48] <Bender> karma - coffee: 903
[09:49:49] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[09:49:49] <Bender> karma - coffee: 902
[09:49:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:49:50] <Bender> karma - coffee: 903
[09:49:51] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[09:49:51] <Bender> karma - coffee: 902
[09:49:52] <ar> coffee--
[09:49:52] <Bender> karma - coffee: 901
[09:49:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:49:52] <Bender> karma - coffee: 902
[09:49:53] <ar> coffee--
[09:49:53] <Bender> karma - coffee: 901
[09:49:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:49:53] <Bender> karma - coffee: 902
[09:49:53] <ar> coffee--
[09:49:54] <Bender> karma - coffee: 901
[09:49:54] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[09:49:54] <Bender> karma - coffee: 900
[09:49:54] <ar> coffee--
[09:49:54] <Bender> karma - coffee: 899
[09:49:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:49:54] <Bender> karma - coffee: 900
[09:49:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:49:55] <Bender> karma - coffee: 901
[09:49:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:49:56] <Bender> karma - coffee: 902
[09:49:56] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[09:49:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:49:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:49:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:50:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:50:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:50:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:50:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:50:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:50:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:50:19] <ar> coffee--
[09:50:19] <Bender> karma - coffee: 909
[09:50:20] <ar> coffee--
[09:50:20] <Bender> karma - coffee: 908
[09:50:22] <ar> coffee--
[09:50:22] <Bender> karma - coffee: 907
[09:50:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:50:23] <Bender> karma - coffee: 908
[09:50:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:50:23] <Bender> karma - coffee: 909
[09:50:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:50:24] <ar> coffee--
[09:50:24] <Bender> karma - coffee: 910
[09:50:24] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[09:50:24] <Bender> karma - coffee: 909
[09:50:24] <Bender> karma - coffee: 908
[09:50:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:50:24] <Bender> karma - coffee: 909
[09:50:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:50:25] <Bender> karma - coffee: 910
[09:50:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:50:25] <ar> coffee--
[09:50:25] <Bender> karma - coffee: 911
[09:50:25] <Bender> karma - coffee: 910
[09:50:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:50:26] <Bender> karma - coffee: 911
[09:50:27] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[09:50:27] <Bender> karma - coffee: 910
[09:50:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:50:28] <Bender> karma - coffee: 911
[09:50:29] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[09:50:29] <Bender> karma - coffee: 910
[09:50:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:50:30] <Bender> karma - coffee: 911
[09:50:31] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[09:50:31] <Bender> karma - coffee: 910
[09:50:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:50:32] <Bender> karma - coffee: 911
[09:50:33] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[09:50:33] <Bender> karma - coffee: 910
[09:50:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:50:34] <Bender> karma - coffee: 911
[09:50:34] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[09:50:34] <Bender> karma - coffee: 910
[09:50:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:50:36] <Bender> karma - coffee: 911
[09:50:36] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[09:50:36] <Bender> karma - coffee: 910
[09:50:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:50:38] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[09:50:38] <Bender> karma - coffee: 911
[09:50:39] <Bender> karma - coffee: 910
[09:50:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:50:40] <Bender> karma - coffee: 911
[09:50:41] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[09:50:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:50:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:50:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:50:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:50:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:50:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:50:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:50:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:51:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:51:02] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[09:51:02] <Bender> karma - coffee: 918
[09:51:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:51:02] <Bender> karma - coffee: 919
[09:51:03] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[09:51:03] <Bender> karma - coffee: 918
[09:51:04] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[09:51:04] <Bender> karma - coffee: 917
[09:51:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:51:04] <Bender> karma - coffee: 918
[09:51:06] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[09:51:06] <Bender> karma - coffee: 917
[09:51:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:51:06] <Bender> karma - coffee: 918
[09:51:07] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[09:51:07] <Bender> karma - coffee: 917
[09:51:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:51:08] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[09:51:09] <Bender> karma - coffee: 918
[09:51:09] <Bender> karma - coffee: 917
[09:51:10] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[09:51:10] <Bender> karma - coffee: 916
[09:51:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:51:10] <Bender> karma - coffee: 917
[09:51:11] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[09:51:11] <Bender> karma - coffee: 916
[09:51:12] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[09:51:12] <Bender> karma - coffee: 915
[09:51:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:51:13] <Bender> karma - coffee: 916
[09:51:13] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[09:51:13] <Bender> karma - coffee: 915
[09:51:15] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[09:51:15] <Bender> karma - coffee: 914
[09:51:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:51:17] <Bender> karma - coffee: 915
[09:51:17] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[09:51:17] <Bender> karma - coffee: 914
[09:51:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:51:19] <Bender> karma - coffee: 915
[09:51:19] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[09:51:19] <Bender> karma - coffee: 914
[09:51:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:51:21] <Bender> karma - coffee: 915
[09:51:21] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[09:51:21] <Bender> karma - coffee: 914
[09:51:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:51:23] <Bender> karma - coffee: 915
[09:51:23] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[09:51:23] <Bender> karma - coffee: 914
[09:51:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:51:25] <Bender> karma - coffee: 915
[09:51:25] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[09:51:25] <Bender> karma - coffee: 914
[09:51:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:51:27] <Bender> karma - coffee: 915
[09:51:27] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[09:51:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:51:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:51:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:51:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:51:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:51:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:51:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:51:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:51:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:51:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:51:49] <Bender> karma - coffee: 924
[09:51:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:51:51] <Bender> karma - coffee: 925
[09:51:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:51:53] <Bender> karma - coffee: 926
[09:51:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:51:55] <Bender> karma - coffee: 927
[09:51:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:51:57] <Bender> karma - coffee: 928
[09:51:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:51:59] <Bender> karma - coffee: 929
[09:52:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:52:01] <Bender> karma - coffee: 930
[09:52:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:52:03] <Bender> karma - coffee: 931
[09:52:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:52:05] <Bender> karma - coffee: 932
[09:52:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:52:07] <Bender> karma - coffee: 933
[09:52:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:52:09] <Bender> karma - coffee: 934
[09:52:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:52:11] <Bender> karma - coffee: 935
[09:52:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:52:13] <Bender> karma - coffee: 936
[09:52:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:52:16] <Bender> karma - coffee: 937
[09:52:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:52:18] <Bender> karma - coffee: 938
[09:52:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:52:20] <Bender> karma - coffee: 939
[09:52:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:52:22] <Bender> karma - coffee: 940
[09:52:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:52:24] <Bender> karma - coffee: 941
[09:52:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> right then, we're getting a tad spammy. something needs to be done bout that.
[09:52:42] <JamesNZ> And I thought I was bad O_o
[09:52:53] <crutchy> !reset all karma
[09:53:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i'd hafta bounce bender
[09:53:08] <crutchy> except poutine :p
[09:53:09] <chromas> !set coffee 9001
[09:53:09] <Bender> set <configname> <variable> <value>
[09:53:16] <crutchy> ooh
[09:53:21] <JamesNZ> karmactl reset all
[09:53:27] <chromas> !set #soylent coffee 9001
[09:53:27] <Bender> setting coffee is not allowed
[09:53:39] * chromas wonders if a bot admin could do that
[09:53:49] <crutchy> !set bender over
[09:53:49] <Bender> set <configname> <variable> <value>
[09:53:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly
[09:53:59] <crutchy> benderover++
[09:53:59] <Bender> karma - benderover: 1
[09:54:00] <crutchy> :D
[09:54:14] <chromas> !get #soylent coffee
[09:54:14] <Bender> we don't have a #soylent rss item
[09:54:34] <chromas> Bender: ignore coffee--
[09:54:50] * chromas remembers when coffee barely had any inflation
[09:55:00] <crutchy> !rss poonus http://atom.mybutt.spank
[09:55:04] <chromas> or deflation
[09:55:12] <crutchy> !set rss poonus http://atom.mybutt.spank
[09:55:12] <Bender> setting poonus is not allowed
[09:55:30] <crutchy> haha i made bender say poonus :p
[09:55:34] <chromas> !set karma coffee 1
[09:55:35] <Bender> setting coffee is not allowed
[09:55:52] * JamesNZ grins
[09:56:06] <crutchy> ~find-first coffee++
[09:56:19] <crutchy> hmm if only loggie was there at the very beginning
[09:56:30] <exec> first privmsg containing "coffee++" in #soylent: [2014-03-14 13:47:47] <mattie_p> coffee++
[09:56:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> early nuff
[09:57:00] <chromas> ~first karma - coffee:
[09:57:09] <chromas> ~find-first karma - coffee:
[09:57:19] <crutchy> might fall over cos of formatting
[09:57:49] * crutchy should make searches trim out formatting characters
[09:57:56] <exec> first privmsg for karma - coffee: in #soylent not found
[09:57:56] <exec> first privmsg containing "karma - coffee:" in #soylent: [2014-06-05 15:24:30] <ciri> Karma - coffee: 156.
[09:58:09] <chromas> :\
[09:58:14] <crutchy> lol
[09:58:17] <chromas> much later than the first coffee++
[09:58:36] <chromas> maybe it emitted karma values different back then
[09:58:43] <chromas> +ly
[09:58:54] <JamesNZ> Was that the date of Bender turning into an NSA mole? :P
[09:59:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> wtf was ciri doing giving karma stats?
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[09:59:18] <JamesNZ> JamesNZ: s/Bender/ciri
[09:59:19] <exec> <JamesNZ> Was that the date of ciri turning into an NSA mole? :P
[09:59:53] <chromas> oh, that was before ciri wasn't allowed to be smart no more
[10:00:29] <chromas> he used to talk and laugh and romp and play. Now he just sits there, laughing. For just fifty cents a day, you can bring happiness back into this child's life
[10:00:54] <crutchy> poutine--
[10:00:54] <Bender> karma - poutine: -360
[10:00:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... i could require a preview before posting a comment i guess. that'd be a way to send them a reskey.
[10:01:13] <ar> http://jagt.github.io
[10:01:14] <NetCraft> ^ 03clumsy, an utility for simulating broken network for Windows Vista / Windows 7 and above
[10:01:22] <crutchy> ~find-first karma - poutine
[10:01:44] <exec> first privmsg containing "karma - poutine" in #soylent: [2014-03-06 05:51:05] <Bender> karma - poutine: -223
[10:02:02] <chromas> that'll work. or maybe a start comment session thinger
[10:02:31] <crutchy> what's the reskey needed for tmb?
[10:02:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya or just require a call specifically to get a reskey.
[10:02:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, to prevent spam.
[10:03:27] <crutchy> you not gunna use an auth token?
[10:04:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> am but we still got the limits of N comments per day
[10:04:28] <crutchy> you wanna bypass that, or have a custom limit for api?
[10:05:08] <crutchy> without reskey i assume you're limited to what a normal user or AC can post
[10:05:20] <chromas> so when I get a "this resource is no longer valid" that's the reskey expired?
[10:05:23] <crutchy> but that's without back doors that api may be using
[10:05:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> without a reskey there is no limit
[10:05:43] <crutchy> just for api?
[10:05:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, you have to build the limit in
[10:06:07] <crutchy> mkay. yeah no i follow
[10:06:11] <crutchy> *now
[10:06:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> reskeys are what handle the limits
[10:06:21] <crutchy> yeah
[10:06:37] <crutchy> your api currently bypasses it
[10:07:03] <crutchy> is there a different entry point you can use for posting comments?
[10:07:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, just isn't written in so no limits.
[10:07:14] <crutchy> rather than hacking straight in
[10:07:39] <crutchy> must be a point where normal comment posting flow includes reskeys
[10:07:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i'm pretty much pulling and trimming code from comments.pl
[10:07:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope, we took it out and only use formkeys now apparently.
[10:08:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> which means all the reskey settings can be api specific if i wanna use reskeys.
[10:14:08] <crutchy> there's commentThresholds
[10:14:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> there's lotsa stuff
[10:14:19] <crutchy> in Comments.pm
[10:14:33] <crutchy> that might be what reglar comments uses
[10:14:43] <crutchy> pretty basic little function
[10:14:57] <crutchy> hmm actually i'm not sure if that's used :/
[10:15:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh. dunno.
[10:16:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas for display i think. talking about karma thresholds
[10:16:20] <crutchy> or validateComment
[10:16:42] <crutchy> but gedit shows a parse error before it
[10:17:18] <crutchy> line 2239 of Comments.pm
[10:17:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> gedit knows diddly
[10:17:31] <crutchy> prolly
[10:17:44] <crutchy> like github
[10:17:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[10:18:32] <crutchy> validateComment looks like a good one
[10:18:42] <crutchy> maybe pass your api comment through it
[10:18:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> lot of that isn't built in yet.
[10:18:47] <crutchy> oh
[10:19:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> no i mean it might be good to pass through or it might get called elsewise by another call.
[10:23:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, validateComment is called by preProcessComment
[10:30:36] <crutchy> surely comment posting passes through reskeys system. there's checks for karma, time between posts, etc. all that good reskeys sort of stuff
[10:31:02] * crutchy just not sure where exakery
[10:31:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope, not currently it don't
[10:31:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> just formkeys
[10:33:13] <crutchy> ooh you might be able to pilfer from zoo.pl for reskeys
[10:34:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> stealing from submit.pl. mostly working. just told me i can't post cause i already posted too much today.
[10:37:54] <crutchy> in your dev vm just tweak the value of duration_max-uses in the reskey_vars table
[10:44:46] <Konomi> hmm I think youtube just died
[10:45:00] <crutchy> ~isup youtube.com
[10:45:01] <exec> youtube.com: HTTP/1.0 301 Moved Permanently
[10:45:19] <SirFinkus> works on my machine ™
[10:45:24] <crutchy> ~header Location youtube.com
[10:45:37] <crutchy> pfft
[10:45:40] <crutchy> stupid script
[10:45:41] <SirFinkus> in the us
[10:45:46] <SirFinkus> I mean I am
[10:46:00] <crutchy> therefore you think? :p
[10:46:23] <SirFinkus> I'm to intoxicated for these mind-puzzles
[10:53:12] * crutchy concedes that json (pretty printed) > serialized string for storing data in files
[10:53:36] <chromas> why?
[10:53:47] <crutchy> serialized strings look like arse
[10:54:32] <crutchy> i still prefer serialized strings for storage in memory cos of type retention
[10:54:51] <crutchy> not that type matters much in php anyway
[10:55:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> pretty printed is better for reading by people but i'm not using pretty printing for the api
[10:55:24] <crutchy> you meany bastard!
[10:55:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> unless pj says use it
[10:55:34] <crutchy> even github uses pretty print
[10:58:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> now if i could figure out how to bypass the proxy checks in reskeys...
[10:58:58] <crutchy> can you use the level thingy?
[10:59:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah
[10:59:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> something's bogging it way down but not sure what
[10:59:47] <crutchy> i guess you don't want elevated privs anyway
[10:59:51] <crutchy> oh
[10:59:52] <Alberto> Slash::ResKey::Checks::User ´
[10:59:54] <Alberto> ?
[10:59:55] <crutchy> sucks
[11:00:20] <crutchy> ~gday Alberto
[11:00:21] * exec unjustifiably poops a coffee++ mug of $insert_beverage_here for Alberto
[11:00:56] <Alberto> sup brosky
[11:01:10] <crutchy> codin some todos
[11:01:15] <crutchy> u?
[11:01:23] <Alberto> pdo hacking
[11:01:28] <crutchy> noice
[11:01:35] <crutchy> winning?
[11:02:10] * crutchy still has a shitload of migration to pdo on his todo list :/
[11:02:26] <Alberto> already did it
[11:02:33] <Alberto> not checking where to use bindvalue or bindparam
[11:02:41] <Alberto> must fix my updates & inserts
[11:03:24] <crutchy> binds are just after prepare
[11:03:42] <crutchy> well, after check that prepare doesn't bork
[11:04:04] <crutchy> oh whether
[11:04:46] <crutchy> i only ever use bindParam
[11:05:00] <crutchy> handles everything i can throw at it
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[11:16:44] <ar> http://2014.igem.org
[11:16:47] <ar> http://www.newscientist.com
[11:16:57] <ar> coffee--
[11:16:57] <Bender> karma - coffee: 940
[11:18:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm....
[11:18:56] <ar> karma--
[11:18:56] <Bender> karma - karma: 21
[11:20:16] <crutchy> ecoli sensors eh. and it talks about not wanting to "blot a sensitive environment" :/
[11:21:34] <crutchy> tech value is good though
[11:23:40] <crutchy> scientists_so_preoccupied_with_whether_they_could_and_not_stopping_to_think_if_they_should++
[11:23:40] <Bender> karma - scientists_so_preoccupied_with_whether_they_could_and_not_stopping_to_think_if_they_should: 1
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[11:37:06] <Konomi> oh I was wondering if there was going to be a story about debina fixing that oh so dramatic wine bug
[11:37:34] <Konomi> it seemed to be such a big deal that is was broke I figured we need a story about how wonderful it is that it got fixed
[11:39:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> submit one, i missed the one about it being broke
[11:44:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> having a right fun bug here
[11:51:46] <Konomi> what bug?
[11:52:48] <crutchy> chromas having a good bug too seems like
[11:53:07] <crutchy> bug squashing party :p
[11:55:52] <crutchy> tmb, need a thing in irc where we can load a piece of code that's crapping out and anyone can edit lines on from within irc. that would be mad
[11:56:16] <chromas> kind of sounds like an exec job
[11:56:20] <crutchy> prolly would want entire code listings going to pm though
[11:56:35] <crutchy> live script engine :D
[11:56:44] <crutchy> just leave disabled
[11:56:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, have apache being a bitch and not closing the connection after a post sub even though every other sub works peachy and post is completing and printing in near zero time.
[11:57:25] <chromas> do you have to send a connection: close in the header?
[11:58:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's also adding numbers after the header which is screwing things up and after the page data which is mostly just annoying.
[11:59:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> before and after the sub completes, which makes no sense.
[11:59:29] <chromas> ooh, maybe it's uninitialized memory. better see if you can exploit it
[11:59:42] <crutchy> chunked?
[11:59:49] <crutchy> sounds like
[12:00:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> funky, it only does it for logged in users
[12:02:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - DMI Wins Nokia Sensing X Challenge with Handheld Medical Device - http://sylnt.us - tricorder-next
[12:02:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> wait, i'm not supporting logged in users yet, why am i worrying about that?
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[12:06:43] <Konomi> caus eit might come back to bit you in the arse later
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[12:12:10] <crutchy> arsectl bite Konomi
[12:12:28] <crutchy> time for another todo
[12:13:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> Konomi, it will no doubt but it can wait for another day.
[12:15:20] <Konomi> https://devtalk.nvidia.com
[12:15:28] <Konomi> the nvidia experience
[12:31:58] <Alberto> Konomi nom nom nom
[12:32:54] <Konomi> mew?
[12:33:00] <Alberto> LOL
[12:33:33] <Alberto> Konomi http://cdn.attackofthecute.com
[12:33:34] <Alberto> :D
[12:33:56] * Konomi gets confused
[12:33:58] <Konomi> oh
[12:34:00] <Konomi> my name ;p
[12:34:02] <Konomi> that's corn though
[12:34:03] <chromas> corny_humor++
[12:34:03] <Bender> karma - corny_humor: 1
[12:35:34] <Alberto> Konomi you like manga or anime?
[12:35:45] <Konomi> sorta nad yes
[12:35:55] <crutchy> the kinky stuff
[12:36:07] <Alberto> lol
[12:36:07] <ciri> hehehe
[12:36:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> so proper hentai not just echi
[12:37:00] <Konomi> yaoi all the time
[12:37:33] <crutchy> youtube has bits n pieces
[12:37:38] * TheMightyBuzzard scrubs his brain
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[13:24:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, mattie_p
[13:26:52] <mattie_p> Morning, TheMightyBuzzard
[13:26:55] <mattie_p> coffee++
[13:26:55] <Bender> karma - coffee: 941
[13:26:56] <mattie_p> coffee++
[13:26:56] <Bender> karma - coffee: 942
[13:27:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[13:27:04] <Bender> karma - coffee: 943
[13:27:06] <mattie_p> need to get a couple of those in before ar pops in
[13:27:07] <mattie_p> tea--
[13:27:07] <Bender> karma - tea: 264
[13:27:09] <mattie_p> tea--
[13:27:09] <Bender> karma - tea: 263
[13:27:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, we had ourselves a spamfest when i woke up about 1am
[13:28:53] <mattie_p> good!
[13:28:59] <mattie_p> spamfest++
[13:28:59] <Bender> karma - spamfest: 1
[13:29:30] <crutchy> mattie_p, s/e/i/
[13:29:31] <exec> <crutchy> <mattie_p> spamfist++
[13:29:35] <crutchy> :p
[13:29:49] <mattie_p> umm, what's that now?
[13:32:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> dunno but it sounds lousy for punching.
[13:32:46] <crutchy> full on karma biffo
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[13:55:47] <CoolHand> anyone else bothered by the fact on the top left of the homepage, the logo says "soylent news is people" then right below that it says in text "soylent news is people"? it seems the text version could be eradicated and save some crucial screen space at top of page..
[14:00:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> mildly but that row is the same one the nagger is in and it would take more tweaking than you think to move it.
[14:01:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - OMG Cyber! Thirteen Reasons why Hype Makes for Bad Policy - http://sylnt.us - bits-under-every-bed
[14:01:58] <crutchy> dump the logo and the topic icons and you'll save a shitload of space
[14:02:03] <crutchy> test++
[14:02:03] <Bender> karma - test: 1
[14:02:08] <crutchy> text++
[14:02:08] <Bender> karma - text: 1
[14:02:20] <crutchy> ~gnight all
[14:02:21] * exec covertly cracks open a tinfoil hat of coffee++ for all
[14:03:11] <SirFinkus> you know what also needs to be eradicated?
[14:03:25] <SirFinkus> the fucking printer icon on every fucking story
[14:04:13] <SirFinkus> I kind of doubt anyone uses it
[14:04:37] <SirFinkus> unless stallman has his interns visit and print out articles, that seems like something he might do
[14:04:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> nite
[14:05:27] <SirFinkus> night
[14:05:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> shurg, yeah we could nuke the printer icon. have to talk it over with the design types though.
[14:06:03] <SirFinkus> just a thought lol
[14:18:36] <paulej72> fuck that printer layout is awful. Kill it with fire
[14:19:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> there ya go then
[14:20:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> ye gads, it is pretty terrible
[14:22:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> wish i remembered how i put the grey bar there in the above the comment review area
[14:26:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> i been monkeying around with code since 1:30 though, so i'm pondering seeing if i can get a nap in.
[14:49:40] <Alberto> Add a SHARE icon
[14:49:53] <Alberto> wich is more usefull than that printer icon
[14:49:53] <Alberto> :D
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[15:08:16] <Blackmoore> coffee++
[15:08:16] <Bender> karma - coffee: 944
[15:08:20] <Blackmoore> mornin
[15:10:56] <nick> ahoy
[15:11:48] <nick> for anyone interested, there's a new 'humble jumbo bundle': https://www.humblebundle.com
[15:11:48] <NetCraft> ^ 03Humble Jumbo Bundle 3 (pay what you want and help charity)
[15:15:46] <mattie_p> Blackmoore, any snow by you?
[15:16:43] <Blackmoore> a touch
[15:17:04] <mattie_p> Got a flake or to this morning myself
[15:17:20] <Blackmoore> it didnt stick to the roads, but the car needed a quick brush
[15:18:02] <Blackmoore> it was 70 here on monday. :(
[15:20:29] <mattie_p> yah, I'm right next door to you now, if you recall
[15:21:17] <CoolHand> nick: any linux stuff in it? or they going all windoze again?
[15:21:43] <CoolHand> 28 here yesterday -- and I rode my motorcycle to work... :)
[15:22:25] <nick> CoolHand: they're nearly all for Windows (except euro truck sim 2), about half will work on a Mac
[15:22:33] <nick> ETS2 will work in Linux apparently
[15:23:24] <nick> and if you're into that kind of thing, i'd have paid the $6-$12 just for ETS2
[15:23:43] <CoolHand> I already have ETS2 from a steam sale..
[15:24:12] <nick> i missed it a few times on steam sale and have kicked myself over it, but today was the day
[15:24:19] <CoolHand> cool :)
[15:24:26] <nick> and getting grid2, saints row 4 and insurgency in the bundle is just some icing
[15:24:35] <nick> even though i doubt i will ever play grid2 or SR4
[15:25:04] <ar> http://dystopijnaprzyszloscwktorejmiastazostalyzniszczoneprzezpotwory.pl
[15:25:08] <ar> whoops
[15:25:22] <ar> coffee--
[15:25:22] <Bender> karma - coffee: 943
[15:25:23] <ar> coffee--
[15:25:23] <Bender> karma - coffee: 942
[15:25:23] <ar> coffee--
[15:25:23] <Bender> karma - coffee: 941
[15:25:24] <ar> coffee--
[15:25:24] <Bender> karma - coffee: 940
[15:25:24] <ar> coffee--
[15:25:24] <Bender> karma - coffee: 939
[15:25:27] <ar> tea++
[15:25:27] <Bender> karma - tea: 264
[15:25:29] <ar> tea++
[15:25:29] <Bender> karma - tea: 265
[15:25:32] <ar> tea++
[15:25:32] <Bender> karma - tea: 266
[15:25:34] <ar> tea++
[15:25:34] <Bender> karma - tea: 267
[15:25:37] <ar> tea++
[15:25:37] <Bender> karma - tea: 268
[15:25:39] <ar> tea++
[15:25:39] <Bender> karma - tea: 269
[15:25:42] <ar> tea++
[15:25:42] <Bender> karma - tea: 270
[15:32:15] <Blackmoore> coffee++
[15:32:16] <Bender> karma - coffee: 940
[15:32:17] <Blackmoore> coffee++
[15:32:17] <Bender> karma - coffee: 941
[15:32:18] <Blackmoore> coffee++
[15:32:18] <Bender> karma - coffee: 942
[15:32:19] <Blackmoore> coffee++
[15:32:19] <Bender> karma - coffee: 943
[15:32:20] <Blackmoore> coffee++
[15:32:20] <Bender> karma - coffee: 944
[15:32:22] <Blackmoore> coffee++3
[15:32:25] <Blackmoore> coffee++
[15:32:25] <Bender> karma - coffee: 945
[15:33:22] <Blackmoore> *snort* right. lets get back to complaining about politics, and systemd
[15:33:48] <CoolHand> systemd sux0rz
[15:37:28] <Blackmoore> seriously - if you want systemd to go away, you get together a team of people to audit the code.
[15:37:53] <Alberto> How i setup a vhost on this server?
[15:38:04] <Blackmoore> you dig into it like a rabid health inspector looking for bribes.
[15:38:55] <Alberto> ¬¬
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[15:45:12] <RabidHealthInspector> How to get a VHOST?
[15:45:14] <RabidHealthInspector> :D
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[15:47:19] <Blackmoore> I'm sure systemd will implement that soon..
[15:47:39] <Blackmoore> seriously tho. I dont know Alberto
[15:48:20] <Blackmoore> are you setting up local or on the soylent linodes?
[15:48:44] <Blackmoore> what are you using for VM?
[15:49:38] <Blackmoore> (even then we'll both need help - I've only managed to setup a VM on my local machines)
[15:49:39] <mattie_p> I think he means an irc cloak?
[15:50:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Amazon Unveils their very own Relational Database: Aurora - http://sylnt.us - oh,-a-'cloud'-database!
[15:51:15] <mattie_p> crutchy, I believe, can help with that, if you're deemed worthy
[15:56:13] <Alberto> yes
[15:56:16] <Alberto> a cloack
[15:56:22] <Alberto> like the one of harry potter
[15:56:23] <Alberto> :D
[15:56:24] <Blackmoore> http://boingboing.net
[15:56:45] <Blackmoore> i stole mine from the romulans
[15:56:51] <mattie_p> get with crutchy or someone else on team IRC
[15:57:09] <mattie_p> err, juggs maybe
[15:57:10] <Alberto> crutchy
[16:00:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> mattie_p, crutchy's not on team at all. need juggs most likely
[16:00:40] <Alberto> juggsz0r
[16:01:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> funpika is irc as well but neither of them are around just now.
[16:01:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, my bad, he's wiki
[16:01:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> double bad, he's both
[16:02:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> also landon and paulej72 should be able to help but pj has been pretty busy this week
[16:02:45] <Alberto> paulej72asda9sdaslk
[16:02:50] <Alberto> he's multi tasking
[16:02:52] <Alberto> :D
[16:30:36] <Konomi> 3:30am still 28 celcius
[16:30:39] <Konomi> hate this country
[16:34:50] <CoolHand> Konomi: 28 Farenheit isn't so great either..
[16:35:06] <CoolHand> (which it is here)
[16:37:21] <Konomi> rather be cold cna put something on when it's cold
[16:37:23] <Konomi> can't when it's hot
[16:41:59] <nick> really depends what you're trying to do, and if you're just planning staying inside
[17:13:18] <mattie_p> I'd like to dispute the notion that you can't simply put something on when its hot. http://www.veskimo.com
[17:18:11] <CoolHand> nice point mattie_p
[17:18:35] <Konomi> https://home.comcast.net
[17:18:38] <Konomi> impressive
[17:28:09] <Blackmoore> I've contemplated installing a walk in freezer for those days
[17:50:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 20 Percent Speed Improvement in Intel's Mesa Linux Video Driver Due to Valve Subcontractor - http://sylnt.us - gamers-rejoice
[18:42:26] <chromas> /hs help request
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[18:45:34] <juggs> blegh! whassup?
[18:50:38] <chromas> Alberto wanted a vhost
[18:50:52] <chromas> And I think one for his robot
[18:51:24] <juggs> ahh
[18:52:09] <juggs> will sort it out when he's back - Alberto just ping me when you return
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[19:21:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ask Soylent: Good Torrents to Keep Seeding? - http://sylnt.us - freedom-of-information
[19:24:41] <chromas> from the used-to-seed-the-soylent-vm-but-the-server-quit dept
[19:29:48] <Tachyon> !curetuserid
[19:29:53] <Tachyon> !curentuserid
[19:29:57] <Tachyon> !uid
[19:29:58] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 4869, owned by Rackdude
[19:30:03] <Tachyon> :(
[19:30:08] <Tachyon> we are growing slowly
[19:30:22] <Tachyon> but doesn't matter, the website is already pretty good
[19:30:49] <Tachyon> NCommander: do you sometimes publish piwik stats?
[19:30:58] <chromas> we need a !subscribers command
[19:32:50] <Blackmoore> !quote Blackmoore
[19:32:50] <Bender> Quote 78 - <Blackmoore> mm.. liquified bacon, just hook them up to an IV feed.
[19:32:54] <Bender> Also in quotes: 79, 81, 102, 214, 217, 244, 266
[19:33:27] <chromas> NCommander hasn't been around much lately. It's almost like he's just a wallet now :(
[19:39:31] <ar> http://www.catb.org - ESR made his own VCS
[19:39:32] <NetCraft> ^ 03Resource page for src 0.7
[20:04:12] <crutchy> coffee++
[20:04:12] <Bender> karma - coffee: 946
[20:05:15] <crutchy> crutchyctl run get_ready_for_work :(
[20:05:23] <crutchy> tgif
[20:11:53] <crutchy> chromas, i figured out a way that a subscribers script could work but it would need $maxuid*(1/30+2) page requests. maybe ~suggest-api
[20:12:21] <chromas> lol
[20:12:35] <chromas> that's a lot o' hits
[20:12:40] <crutchy> yeah
[20:21:52] <Blackmoore> coffee++
[20:21:52] <Bender> karma - coffee: 947
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[20:45:14] <Blackmoore> !quote 79
[20:45:14] <Bender> Quote 79 - <janrinok> Blackmoore: Who told you I was making them wear ballgags. I hadn't mentioned that to anyone, er, well if I had made them wear ballgags, I wouldn't have told anyone. Anyway, they said they liked it - well, would have done if they hadn't been wearing ballgags, oh shit
[20:45:42] <Blackmoore> !quote 80
[20:45:42] <Bender> Quote 80 - <michealpwalls> It calls it but then it returns false afterwards no? Isn't the desired affect to call the function and return what that function returned?
[20:45:51] <Blackmoore> !quote 81
[20:45:51] <Bender> Quote 81 - <Blackmoore> and look at you - you fertilized thier garden - what a good neighbor!
[20:47:06] <ar> https://code.google.com
[20:50:00] <crutchy> coffee++
[20:50:00] <Bender> karma - coffee: 948
[20:50:17] <crutchy> first cup out of a freshly opened jar :)
[20:50:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - That Time the FBI Tried to Blackmail Martin Luther King Jr. - http://sylnt.us - we-asked-you-nicely-to-walk-away
[20:50:38] <ar> karma--
[20:50:38] <Bender> karma - karma: 20
[20:50:57] <crutchy> karma--
[20:50:57] <Bender> karma - karma: 19
[20:51:03] <crutchy> poutine--
[20:51:03] <Bender> karma - poutine: -361
[20:51:19] <ar> karma--
[20:51:19] <Bender> karma - karma: 18
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[20:56:05] <crutchy> we're running a bit early in the crutchy house thismorning somehow
[20:56:20] <juggs> ~time crutchy
[20:56:21] <exec> Friday, 14 November 2014 @ 7:56 am GMT+11 - Traralgon VIC, Australia
[20:57:42] * crutchy has a page on his phone full of world clocks just for all you guys :p
[20:59:24] <ar> my phone has no widgets
[20:59:33] <ar> and no "desktops"
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[21:00:24] <crutchy> there's no point getting dumfones here. you still pay just as much
[21:00:47] <crutchy> might as well get some decent hardware at the end for the money
[21:00:55] <idetuxs> Hi everyone! o/
[21:00:55] <ciri> hi i'm happy today! :D idetuxs
[21:01:06] <crutchy> ~g'day idetuxs
[21:01:07] * exec dexterously tosses a wad of $insert_beverage_here to idetuxs
[21:01:12] <idetuxs> good day crutchy
[21:01:26] <idetuxs> what's up
[21:02:02] <crutchy> into first coffee. kids are ready for skool. just relaxing before the daily grind
[21:02:10] <crutchy> you?
[21:03:21] <idetuxs> about to have coffee too
[21:03:42] <idetuxs> but already evening here, skipped class today
[21:04:25] <idetuxs> yesterday I stayed up to 4a.m. in a local bar
[21:06:17] <crutchy> wow
[21:06:59] <idetuxs> it's normal around here to stay up so late, but it destroyes my daylight routine
[21:07:22] <idetuxs> skool?
[21:07:26] <crutchy> how's your course going? i think you're doing CS?
[21:07:55] <idetuxs> yes, I am
[21:07:57] <crutchy> gotta take the kiddywinks to school at about 8.45
[21:08:02] <idetuxs> pretty pretty bad
[21:08:13] <idetuxs> like, REAL bad
[21:08:16] <crutchy> methodologies--
[21:08:16] <Bender> karma - methodologies: -1
[21:08:31] <idetuxs> oh, interesting
[21:08:33] <crutchy> i tried a little bit of XP last night for once
[21:08:53] <crutchy> i usually subscribe to the cowboy coding methodology :p
[21:09:32] <idetuxs> XP? what does that mean
[21:09:50] <crutchy> ~define XP
[21:09:52] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3XP: 1) An emoticon, with ones eyes crossed and tongue sticking out. Obviously this means "retarded." 2) The most recent edition of the Windows OS, recognizable by the GUI that looks like it was...
[21:09:56] <crutchy> :/
[21:10:02] <crutchy> extreme programming
[21:10:49] * chromas 's getting snow
[21:11:10] <chromas> ~define extreme programming
[21:11:11] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3extreme programming: The practice of more than one (usually two) people working together on the same piece of code at one terminal with the intention of creating the greatest snippet of code ever.
[21:11:26] <idetuxs> oh
[21:11:27] <chromas> ah, just like csi
[21:11:35] <chromas> same terminal, same keyboard
[21:11:36] <idetuxs> hahahah how did that work?
[21:11:37] <chromas> ~define x-treme brogramming
[21:11:41] <idetuxs> Hi chromas
[21:11:42] <ciri> hi idetuxs
[21:11:46] <chromas> hi idetuxs
[21:11:46] <ciri> hello chromas
[21:11:49] <chromas> , crutchy
[21:11:50] <exec> x-treme brogramming: unable to find definition
[21:11:53] <chromas> hi ciri
[21:12:01] <chromas> ciri++
[21:12:01] <chromas> ciri++
[21:12:01] <Bender> karma - ciri: -21
[21:12:01] <Bender> karma - ciri: -20
[21:12:17] <idetuxs> hahahaha I remember that clip
[21:12:39] <idetuxs> CSI, two guys tiping in the same keyboard
[21:13:27] <crutchy> except one of them had titties
[21:13:31] <chromas> ncis I meant
[21:13:32] <crutchy> manbewbs++
[21:13:32] <Bender> karma - manbewbs: 1
[21:13:50] <chromas> ncis has Mark Harmon, which is what saves it
[21:14:13] <chromas> at least, he did (despite the haircut) until they ran it into the ground
[21:14:23] <crutchy> i used to watch csi when it first came out years ago. the original with grissly bear
[21:14:48] <crutchy> when they brought out the one with fellatio it lost me
[21:15:16] <chromas> still hate that first episode where the boss guy is a dick to the black guy and then bearded boss guy bitches at black guy for not taking it up the ass
[21:15:35] <crutchy> csi_miami--
[21:15:35] <Bender> karma - csi_miami: -1
[21:15:53] <crutchy> and then morpheus whored himself :/
[21:16:03] <chromas> csi_miami++ # for perpetual wet outdoor grounds
[21:16:03] <Bender> karma - csi_miami: 0
[21:16:40] <chromas> in csi miami they always destroy the evidence by hosing down the sidewalk or street before inspecting the crime scene
[21:17:01] <crutchy> drug lords prefer clean streets
[21:17:18] <crutchy> s/drug lords/DEA bigwigs/
[21:17:19] <exec> <crutchy> DEA bigwigs prefer clean streets
[21:17:43] <chromas> when what's-his-name was younger and on nypd blue, he looked a lot like my brother-in-law
[21:18:37] <chromas> david caruso: looks like I've been...une-quipped!
[21:22:47] <chromas> http://www.brendangregg.com
[21:23:46] <crutchy> cool
[21:24:18] * crutchy bookmarks
[21:35:34] <ar> it's a little inaccurate
[21:36:10] <ar> ktap and dtrace can do iostat and blktrace work
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[21:48:08] <Leebert> You've been in government too long when you see "une-quipped" and think e-QIP (http://www.opm.gov/investigations/e-qip-application/)
[21:48:09] <NetCraft> ^ 03e-QIP Application
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[22:52:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Gas Prices are Too Damn Low in the US - http://sylnt.us - pump-it-up
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[23:35:17] <swiss> just got a cheapo inspiron 3531
[23:35:18] <swiss> i love it
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[23:57:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, screw coding tomorrow. i'm goin fishin.