#Soylent | Logs for 2014-11-08

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[00:02:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New 9front plan9 release: "DON'T FORGET TO VOTE" - http://sylnt.us - but-does-it-use-systemd?
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[00:39:08] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v TheMightyBuzzard] by juggler
[00:50:03] <crutchy> wb tmb
[00:53:27] <crutchy> new_SN_poll++
[00:53:27] <Bender> karma - new_sn_poll: 2
[00:54:29] <crutchy> ~vote init register
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[00:54:41] <crutchy> ~vote init register
[00:54:42] <exec> poll "init" registered
[00:54:55] <crutchy> ~vote add systemd
[00:55:05] <crutchy> ~vote ao systemd
[00:55:11] <crutchy> feck
[00:55:21] <crutchy> ~vote
[00:55:22] <exec> to vote: ~vote poll_id option_id
[00:55:22] <exec> example: ~vote beverage coffee
[00:55:22] <exec> http://sylnt.us
[00:55:42] <crutchy> ah
[00:55:54] <crutchy> ~vote init add-option systemd
[00:55:56] <exec> option "systemd" added for poll "init"
[00:56:05] <crutchy> ~vote init add-option sysvinit
[00:56:06] <exec> option "sysvinit" added for poll "init"
[00:56:11] <SpallsHurgenson> ~vote no more voting
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[00:58:29] <crutchy> ~vote eating noodles
[01:00:43] <SpallsHurgenson> s/no/po/
[01:00:43] <sedctl> <SpallsHurgenson> ~vote po more voting
[01:00:51] <SpallsHurgenson> <sigh>
[01:01:03] * SpallsHurgenson bangs his head against the wall
[01:04:12] * SpallsHurgenson distracts everyone from his foolishness with this entertaining video: http://www.dorkly.com
[01:25:09] <crutchy> s/n/p/
[01:25:10] <sedctl> <crutchy> ~vote eatipg noodles
[01:25:15] <crutchy> oops
[01:25:34] <SpallsHurgenson> not so easy now, is it? :)
[01:25:41] <crutchy> !sedbotctl start mind-reader
[01:26:17] <crutchy> curry is awesome
[01:29:55] * SpallsHurgenson sprinkles curry on everything
[01:30:27] <crutchy> mmmm... sprinkles
[01:32:54] <SpallsHurgenson> curry garden salad. curry mint-chocolate icecream. curry raspberry-jam-on-toast. curry curry!
[01:35:13] <crutchy> curry shrimp
[01:36:07] * SpallsHurgenson recommends against curry-flavored human flesh, however
[01:36:39] * crutchy isn't sure if he'd eat human flesh without a crapload of seasoning
[01:37:23] <crutchy> soylent_green++
[01:37:23] <Bender> karma - soylent_green: 1
[01:37:37] <crutchy> ~gday chromas
[01:37:39] * exec spontaneously hurls a socket of milo at chromas
[01:37:39] <SpallsHurgenson> look, you're probably only going to get to eat it once, so revel in the natural flavor :)
[01:38:02] <crutchy> lol
[01:38:16] <crutchy> i just thought of something rather abhorrent
[01:38:59] <SpallsHurgenson> you can't just say something like that and NOT tell us
[01:40:04] * crutchy thought of the future prospect of mcdonalds selling human flesh in their burgers
[01:40:21] <SpallsHurgenson> future prospect? you mean you don't know?
[01:40:30] <SpallsHurgenson> why do you think they have such a high employee turnover?
[01:40:53] <crutchy> the abhorrent part was the name of a burger that came to mind
[01:41:24] <crutchy> the McNi&&er burger
[01:41:35] <SpallsHurgenson> the other dark meat?
[01:41:49] * crutchy tries to flush that thought
[01:42:03] <SpallsHurgenson> you are a naughty lad, no curry cheesecake for you!
[01:42:33] <crutchy> awww. i could dip my raspberry split icypole in some curry instead
[01:56:00] <SpallsHurgenson> I had an icypole once, but then I put on some pants
[01:57:17] * SpallsHurgenson assumes "icypole" is the Ozzie equivalent of what is called a popsicle in more civilized regions of the world
[02:02:29] <crutchy> a popsicle is something that goes in a woman's snoo snoo at that time of the month :p
[02:03:46] * SpallsHurgenson shakes his head; no wonder we stuck you guys down in the backend of the world
[02:05:31] <SpallsHurgenson> I bet if I started making up nonsense words at random, they'd have meaning in Australia :)
[02:05:45] <SpallsHurgenson> "Wanglepongle"
[02:08:31] <crutchy> americans are strange
[02:08:33] <crutchy> :p
[02:09:31] <SpallsHurgenson> (ooh, free game at Humblebundle /and/ GOG :)
[02:13:37] * SpallsHurgenson is sad to see soylent is still using paypal as their payment processor; I won't touch anything paypal related (ands I gots me no bitcoins neither:(
[02:15:40] <crutchy> makes sense for SN though
[02:15:52] <crutchy> paypal is common
[02:16:37] <SpallsHurgenson> no, I get it, and more than that, they do offer cc through paypal
[02:17:15] <SpallsHurgenson> but that corporation has left such a sour taste in my mouth that I refuse to have anything to do with them. I'm more likely to drive up to New Hampshire and pay in cash :)
[02:17:26] <crutchy> haven't seen the fund-o-meter go up for a while :/
[02:17:33] <SpallsHurgenson> (say, is that an option? :)
[02:17:54] <crutchy> if you go see mrcoolbp or matt in person
[02:18:02] <crutchy> i think they have the boa cards
[02:24:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you wanna write the code for it, we'll use most any cc processor you like.
[02:24:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> personally, i'm just sick of writing the same thing over and over.
[02:25:35] <crutchy> maybe polymorpherize it
[02:25:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'll polymorphize you
[02:25:53] <crutchy> abstraction++
[02:25:53] <Bender> karma - abstraction: 1
[02:26:36] <crutchy> does perl do goop?
[02:27:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> not that i'm aware of
[02:29:00] <xar> digest came through, nice work :)
[02:29:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> cheers to mechanicjay then
[02:29:32] <xar> ;)
[02:30:37] <crutchy> what digest if i may ask?
[02:30:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> that got him and audioguy geeking out over how best to arrange mail service earlier. think they're looking at pushing it all through one server, relayed as necessary.
[02:31:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Predator Beetle Runs Faster Than It Can Perceive - http://sylnt.us - get-out-the-growth-ray
[02:33:13] <xar> crutchy: I came in yesterday complaining about how some random IP was sending mail on behalf of SN; my SPF check was blocking them, as it should have been. they corrected it.
[02:33:51] <crutchy> oh
[02:34:03] <crutchy> soylent_viagra++
[02:34:03] <Bender> karma - soylent_viagra: 1
[02:34:23] <crutchy> ^something for the swag store
[02:35:10] <xar> it turns out the IP was legitimate, but since SN declared use of SPF, it wasn't valid per what was in DNS;
[02:35:50] <crutchy> legitimate_spam++ # :D
[02:35:50] <Bender> karma - legitimate_spam: 1
[02:36:05] <xar> the fact that it's been happening for over a week, if not longer, tells me I'm in the minority when it comes to treatment of wonky mail lol
[02:36:27] <crutchy> i don't get email from SN
[02:36:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, google doesn't care at least
[02:37:19] <crutchy> i used to get barraged by crap when i was getting issue messages from slashcode github
[02:37:29] <crutchy> i turned that off
[02:37:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, we did that special for you
[02:38:01] <crutchy> easier to read that sort of stuff in #github
[02:38:04] <crutchy> no clicks required
[02:38:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> pj was all like "let's mess with crutchy" and i was like "right on"
[02:38:35] <xar> now I can go back to lurking >:)
[02:38:41] <crutchy> nah it was mostly ncommander from memory
[02:38:54] <crutchy> eons ago
[02:38:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh
[02:39:29] <crutchy> its a pity i missed out on the alpha stuff
[02:39:40] <crutchy> i came in a bit late for the real excitement
[02:39:58] <crutchy> with uid 18 you must have been here from the beginning eh?
[02:40:15] * juggs lingers around
[02:40:16] <crutchy> i'm all the way up there at 179
[02:41:03] <crutchy> ~gday juggs
[02:41:04] * exec unjustifiably offers a tinfoil hat of pancakes to juggs
[02:41:13] * SpallsHurgenson notices juggs lurking about suspiciously
[02:41:54] * juggs sniffs the pancakes suspiciously
[02:42:18] <SpallsHurgenson> I bet they smell of curry
[02:42:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i was around early but didn't jump on team until i decided i really wanted moderation fixed.
[02:42:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> and i still haven't gotten to it.
[02:49:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[02:49:11] <NetCraft> ^ 04Wiki: 03ApiDocs
[02:49:25] <crutchy> i saw that
[02:49:36] <crutchy> i've added a few links to it in other articles :D
[02:49:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's only live on the VM right now
[02:50:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> has a LONG way to go before it's ready for building full fledged clients with.
[02:50:25] <crutchy> http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[02:50:25] <NetCraft> ^ 04Wiki: 03Pages that link to "ApiDocs"
[02:58:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, bored. think ima go ahead n try to sleep.
[02:59:45] <JamesNZ> Hilarious ;) https://www.youtube.com
[02:59:45] <NetCraft> ^ 03John Oliver - New Zealand's New Flag - YouTube
[03:02:33] <juggs> swiss, I'm liking the look of that bike. Very street hawk or ghost rider... although for the later, you'd probably want a turbo'd hayabusa, matt black paint and a distinct lack of reg plates.
[03:07:17] <juggs> ohh - seems ghost rider's steed was a gsx-r1000. Glad it wasn't the earlier gsx-r1100 L - that thing was a scary dog to ride, had to jump off the side to get it to corner even at modest speeds.
[03:07:48] <juggs> Anyways - any crises today I need to be aware of?
[03:10:03] <crutchy> yes. ar posted a pussy pic
[03:10:10] <crutchy> i was highly offended
[03:10:42] <crutchy> and i'm sure all three of them were under 18 years old
[03:10:58] <crutchy> and their mum was even in the pic too
[03:11:02] <crutchy> disgusting
[03:11:12] <SpallsHurgenson> KITTY!!!!
[03:11:47] <Konomi> nuu leave the kitty alone
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[03:13:34] <juggs> Sooo not going to check back for that.
[03:13:39] <crutchy> lol
[03:13:40] <ciri> i don't think it's that funny lol
[03:14:04] <Konomi> ciri--
[03:14:04] <Bender> karma - ciri: -6
[03:14:13] <crutchy> ~find-last froot loop
[03:14:20] <Konomi> https://www.youtube.com
[03:14:21] <NetCraft> ^ 03TV Review: A 1968 Admiral 19" Color Television - YouTube
[03:14:48] <exec> last privmsg containing "froot loop" in #soylent: [2014-11-07 11:53:42] <crutchy> three little froot loops
[03:15:03] <crutchy> ^was around there somewhere
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[03:20:04] <SpallsHurgenson> 19" is impressive, I guess... for the time. Nowadays I'm swinging more, of course
[03:23:22] <SpallsHurgenson> god, that TV takes me back. Mine looked a lot like that... except instead of a channel knob, we used a pair of pliers :)
[03:23:23] <Konomi> all those glowy tubes
[03:26:01] <crutchy> ooh
[03:26:02] <crutchy> http://arabia.style.com
[03:34:45] <juggs> Not sure I understand the fascination. Stick it in a museum, sure. But owning it just to own it... maybe as an investment I guess, like super rare ferrari cars bought then put into storage.
[03:34:45] <SpallsHurgenson> hey, he turned off Hogans Heroes! I was watching that!
[03:36:07] <Popeidol> 'tv review' is just a sneaky way to get past youtubes DMCA takedowns
[03:37:05] <SpallsHurgenson> with how much he let it run, I think he was watching it too and forgot he was doing a review :)
[03:37:33] <Popeidol> point the camera at a tv, and as long as you occasionally comment on the knobs you can stream entire movies
[03:38:51] * SpallsHurgenson is off to amazon to see if hogan's hero is available on dvd
[03:40:20] <SpallsHurgenson> I must find out if Colonel Klink finds out about Hogan's secret operations!
[03:40:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Supersonic Laser-Propelled Rockets - http://sylnt.us
[03:42:00] * SpallsHurgenson wonders if they are shark mounted
[03:42:17] * juggs sighs
[03:42:42] <Popeidol> I've always wanted one of these babies: https://www.youtube.com
[03:42:42] <NetCraft> ^ 03Vintage Philco Predicta TV Part 1 of 2 - YouTube
[03:43:27] <Leebert> uh oh; I just realized it's almost Clementine orange season.
[03:43:47] * Leebert prepares for the inevitable weight gain
[03:44:43] <crutchy> its almost icypole season here
[03:44:50] <SpallsHurgenson> oooh, I had a friend who had one of these TVs (or similar)... I was always so jealous https://www.youtube.com
[03:44:51] <NetCraft> ^ 03Sony Videoscope KP-5040 1981 50" Projector TV - YouTube
[03:45:26] <SpallsHurgenson> I mean, 50 inches! Only the ultra-rich would ever be able to afford anything that big!
[03:46:15] <Popeidol> ooooh
[03:46:20] <Popeidol> I need to stop watching these videos
[03:46:28] <Popeidol> I'm about ten minutes away from buying one
[03:46:31] <crutchy> my brother had a rear projection telly that looked pretty cool
[03:47:08] <SpallsHurgenson> https://www.youtube.com from 1947!
[03:47:09] <NetCraft> ^ 031947 RCA Model 648PV Rear Projection Console Television - YouTube
[03:47:21] <Leebert> nice. I was jealous of my friend with the 27" TV. Guess my standards were way too low.
[03:47:59] <SpallsHurgenson> it's amazing how spoiled we became with regards to screensize... and how fast. Nowadays I moan if I have to use anything under 22"
[03:48:37] <SpallsHurgenson> I think the first TV I owned myself was probably six inches - and black-n-white - and I thought it was AWESOME
[03:49:23] <crutchy> this is more my ideal telly: http://img.diytrade.com
[03:49:36] <SpallsHurgenson> and then - my god! - the magic of the tv remote! A TV remote that didn't involve dad throwing something at me so I'd get up and change the channel for him!
[03:49:48] <Leebert> to be fair, 22" 16:9 != 22" 4:3
[03:50:12] <SpallsHurgenson> I think the first tv remote we had used something like 4 "D" batteries
[03:50:31] <Leebert> I remember our VCR remote that had a long wire attached to it; connected to the VCR via a 3.5mm plug
[03:50:34] <crutchy> or maybe this: http://www.smartavi.com
[03:50:43] <crutchy> as long as the chick delivers it :D
[03:51:10] <Leebert> heh, nah. You don't want a stock photo girl.
[03:51:42] <crutchy> oh sweet: http://www.avextender.com
[03:53:14] * SpallsHurgenson tries to remember his first vcr player... it was a top-loader, if I recall, and NEVER got the tracking right
[03:53:59] <Leebert> Those were the days where Sony actually was respectable.
[03:54:01] <Leebert> Sigh.
[03:54:10] <Popeidol> I've got a couple of this style in a cupboard: http://theretrobarn.co.uk
[03:54:25] <Popeidol> with the vague plan to wedge a computer in there one day
[03:54:42] <Leebert> Popeidol: That looks almost like something from the movie Brazil
[03:56:23] <juggs> does anyone else smell napthalene in the air?
[03:57:33] <SpallsHurgenson> sorry, I had Mexican for dinner
[04:00:32] <juggs> I spelt it wrong anyway :D
[04:26:50] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[04:26:50] <Bender> karma - coffee: 907
[04:26:55] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[04:26:55] <Bender> karma - coffee: 906
[04:32:14] <SpallsHurgenson> wait, I don't understand, are you saying
[04:32:16] <SpallsHurgenson> coffee--
[04:32:16] <Bender> karma - coffee: 905
[04:32:19] <SpallsHurgenson> or coffee--
[04:34:37] <JamesNZ> coffee-- # Definitely that.
[04:34:37] <Bender> karma - coffee: 904
[04:35:29] <crutchy> wholy carp: http://www.officeworks.com.au
[04:35:31] <NetCraft> ^ 03Neopanel 84" Panel with PC | Officeworks ( WC_GENERIC_ACTIVITYDATA=[160226818%3atrue%3afalse%3a0%3akdfzEqRGmN74EOeOlY%2fmWBqaqNM%3d][com.ibm.commerce.context.audit.AuditContext|1415421330522%2d50049][com.ibm.commerce.store.facade.server.context.StoreGeoCodeContext|null%26null%26null%26null%26null%26null][com.ow.context.CustomerLocationContext|null%26null%26null%26null%26null%26false%26null][CTXSETNAME|Store][com.ibm.commerce.context.globalization.Globalizat
[04:35:37] <crutchy> ¿
[04:36:08] <juggs> Da eff?
[04:36:13] <crutchy> ^ chromas, here's a good test case for monopoly :D
[04:36:42] <crutchy> 84" touch screen zomgwtfbbq!
[04:37:06] <chromas> Must be bad data; the bot is perfect
[04:37:18] <chromas> It's a feature :D
[04:37:25] <crutchy> no doubts about that :p
[04:37:26] <juggs> what the hell is with urls these days ~sigh~
[04:37:38] <crutchy> urls?
[04:38:34] <juggs> I know lets pass all parameters in the url... so we end up with crap like null%26null%26null%26null%26null%26false%26null
[04:39:03] <crutchy> the url was the one above all that :d
[04:39:32] <chromas> I think that's the redirect string /me blames the server config
[04:39:38] <SpallsHurgenson> Features
[04:39:39] <SpallsHurgenson> $17,846 AU, what a deal! I'll take three!
[04:39:57] * crutchy is trying to figure out where monopoly even got that data
[04:40:02] * juggs simmers down
[04:41:18] <chromas> It's actually a subtle attempt to troll juggs :)
[04:41:23] <crutchy> lol
[04:41:38] * crutchy is curious about whether it tricks exec too
[04:41:57] * crutchy pops into #test to keep juggs happy :D
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[04:42:33] <Ethanol-fueled> intoxication.
[04:42:37] <juggs> Oh don't mind me, I'm permanently miserable.
[04:42:47] <Ethanol-fueled> But I will leave you now, to go hop to teh bar.
[04:42:48] <crutchy> is it all the rain?
[04:43:03] <crutchy> bar_skanks++
[04:43:03] <Bender> karma - bar_skanks: 1
[04:43:06] <Ethanol-fueled> oh shit, juggs is here. I'm going to be k-lined in a matter of 2 hours.
[04:43:14] <crutchy> 2 hours!
[04:43:14] <ciri> 3
[04:43:15] <Ethanol-fueled> DONT HIT ME JUGGS!
[04:43:24] <crutchy> surely you can work quicker than that
[04:43:39] * Ethanol-fueled las left[k-lined]
[04:44:19] <juggs> Ahh, the imagination is endless.
[04:45:59] <JamesNZ> Ethanol-fueled: s/las/has/
[04:45:59] <sedctl> <JamesNZ> <Ethanol-fueled> has left[k-lined]
[04:50:26] <crutchy> this one looks like a decent multi monitor panel: http://www.officeworks.com.au
[04:50:33] <crutchy> sans-plastic bezel
[04:51:44] <SpallsHurgenson> looks nice; I'll take three!
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[04:59:14] <SpallsHurgenson> kitty is jumping on plastic bags, trying to get me to play with her
[05:02:40] <SpallsHurgenson> alas for her, I am watching John Oliver videos
[05:22:32] <Ethanol-fueled> drugfree
[05:23:33] <crutchy> playing_with_pussy++
[05:23:33] <Bender> karma - playing_with_pussy: 1
[05:25:57] <Ethanol-fueled> AYE FUCKER!
[05:26:22] <Ethanol-fueled> man, drinkin' and smokin; ROCKS!
[05:28:36] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.youtube.com
[05:28:37] <NetCraft> ^ 03Top Gun Intro + Danger Zone - YouTube
[05:29:55] <Konomi> https://www.youtube.com
[05:29:56] <NetCraft> ^ 03The Stupid Zone - YouTube
[05:30:25] <crutchy> fucking warm :/
[05:30:48] * Konomi gets a magnifine glass and holds it over crutchy
[05:32:13] * juggs straightens the cushions
[05:32:58] <crutchy> daughty is playing a racing game on the dsi (or whatever it is)
[05:33:27] <crutchy> she said she almost got eaten by a shark ¿
[05:34:39] <crutchy> ^weather melbournee
[05:34:40] <geotti> Invalid query. Try again.
[05:34:42] <SpallsHurgenson> jump it! jump it!
[05:34:42] <crutchy> ^weather melbourne
[05:34:44] <geotti> [Melbourne, Australia] Clear. Temp is 21.7*C. East wind: 6.4 kph. Humidity: 57%.
[05:34:52] <crutchy> oh thank crap
[05:35:03] <crutchy> ^weather traralgon, australia
[05:35:04] <geotti> [Traralgon, Australia] . Temp is 32*C. WNW wind: 20 kph.
[05:35:23] <crutchy> cool is on its way
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[05:35:43] <Ethanol-fueled> for Aragon's sake, wel
[05:35:54] <Ethanol-fueled> 'we'll calll him joe.
[05:36:20] <crutchy> joe blake
[05:36:26] <crutchy> ~define joe blake
[05:36:33] <exec> [wikipedia] 3Joe_blake: This page has been deleted. The deletion and move log for the page are provided below for reference.
[05:36:39] <crutchy> ¿
[05:36:57] <crutchy> surprised ud didn't have a page for that
[05:37:40] <crutchy> the joe blakes are probably starting to wake up around here
[05:38:10] <crutchy> they prolly all over the place around where you are by now Konomi
[05:38:13] <crutchy> looking for water
[05:38:56] <juggs> I must be the weekend.... shit went all random
[05:39:04] <crutchy> iced_coffee++
[05:39:04] <Bender> karma - iced_coffee: 9
[05:39:26] <crutchy> randoom++
[05:39:26] <Bender> karma - randoom: 1
[05:40:01] <crutchy> duke_nukem_3d++
[05:40:01] <Bender> karma - duke_nukem_3d: 1
[05:40:27] <crutchy> pixellated_pole_dancer_titties++
[05:40:27] <Bender> karma - pixellated_pole_dancer_titties: 1
[05:40:53] <Ethanol-fueled> awww, yeah
[05:41:00] <Ethanol-fueled> smoke hella marijuana!
[05:41:13] <Ethanol-fueled> \WEED RULES!
[05:45:26] <juggs> Maybe you should re-brand yourself as Weed-fueled or THC-powered :/
[05:46:15] <Ethanol-fueled> juggs: I am but one of you.
[05:46:20] <Ethanol-fueled> a nerd.
[05:48:56] <juggs> Whatever makes you feel safe.
[05:49:50] <Ethanol-fueled> ahh timothy the fucking jews.
[05:49:58] <Ethanol-fueled> we meet again.
[05:50:15] <juggs> timothy?
[05:50:41] <Ethanol-fueled> the fucking jews who passed on who dominated slashdot
[05:50:52] <Ethanol-fueled> hahahahah ha HA HA
[05:51:51] <Ethanol-fueled> you fucking cocksuckers.
[05:52:54] <juggs> Ef..you could just decide to go to bed rather than being told to.
[05:54:17] <juggs> Or do you need tucking in?
[05:54:19] * Ethanol-fueled gos to vbed
[05:54:38] <crutchy> is there a vbox in your vbed?
[05:54:39] * Ethanol-fueled goes to bed
[05:56:10] * Ethanol-fueled Ethanol-fueled falls asleep
[05:57:30] -!- Ethanol-fueled has quit [Quit: Web client closed]
[05:57:35] * juggs waits for the sleep walking and pissing in the wardrobe antics
[05:59:20] <crutchy> or the wandering outside naked and getting beaten up by gangsters
[06:00:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Americans Rejoice at Lower Gas Prices - http://sylnt.us - too-depressed-to-care
[06:01:57] <chromas> crutchy: and then the cops show up for unconcealed carry
[06:02:11] <chromas> "Sir, let go of your weapon!"
[06:02:29] <crutchy> and its aimed at my head!
[06:03:22] <chromas> "Oh, he's reloading…he's clocking it; fire fire!"
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[06:05:36] <crutchy> on his grave "died whilst crossing swords with police"
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[06:06:44] <chromas> hey, I can make journalctl output to json
[06:07:29] <crutchy> but but nooooooo! it must be binary, else what will we bitch about!
[06:08:16] <chromas> it's still stored the same way
[06:08:36] <chromas> but now I can have monopoly log to syslog and then read the output to pipe to #debug :D
[06:09:19] <juggs> "put to death for daring to question the group-think, he was found to have zipped himself into a suitcase while overdosing" Seems plausible.
[06:10:47] <crutchy> ooh a new asdf
[06:10:49] <crutchy> http://www.youtube.com
[06:10:49] <NetCraft> ^ 03asdfmovie8 - YouTube
[06:11:07] <crutchy> lol
[06:11:07] <ciri> HEHEHEHE
[06:11:09] <crutchy> ass-duff-moo-vee-ate
[06:13:32] <chromas> now how did that cow pull off a kickflip just by hopping?
[06:17:27] <crutchy> http://www.youtube.com
[06:17:28] <NetCraft> ^ 03ASDF - Mine Turtle All Scenes - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[06:17:35] <crutchy> hello!
[06:28:23] <chromas> They should do a German one too
[06:28:35] <chromas> Mein turtle
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[06:56:03] <crutchy> hmm i need a hdmi to dvi converter
[06:56:22] <crutchy> then i can plug two screens into my lappy
[06:58:38] <chromas> I'm sure there's a few extra at work somewhere
[06:59:08] <chromas> though they'ren't quite as popular as the ps2/usb adapters
[07:01:26] <crutchy> i'm not sure i can use both vga and hdmi ports together
[07:01:39] <chromas> :(
[07:02:04] <chromas> hm; I got an email about [[IRC:exec]] being changed.
[07:02:21] <chromas> I'm pretty sure it's changed many times but now it must be important :)
[07:02:52] <chromas> maybe should rename it to just exec
[07:03:18] <chromas> I thought the IRC: would count as a namespace but it doesn't, and the other bots don't have it
[07:50:31] <Konomi> I'm having one of those days where I click all the wrong spots and thumb all the wrong key combos ;_;
[07:51:15] * chromas hides the sudo
[07:52:10] <Konomi> might be a good idea
[08:02:23] <crutchy> what was that about an email?
[08:02:40] <crutchy> has my bot developed its own spamming abilities?
[08:03:11] <chromas> not yet
[08:03:22] <chromas> but Soylent sent a mail about the exec page being changed
[08:03:31] <crutchy> it did?
[08:03:34] <chromas> which is weird 'cause it changes all the time
[08:03:39] <crutchy> yeah
[08:03:48] <crutchy> well, occasionally anyway
[08:03:53] <chromas> Dear Chromas,
[08:03:53] <chromas> The SoylentNews page IRC:exec has been changed on 7 November 2014 by
[08:03:53] <chromas> Crutchy, see http://wiki.soylentnews.org for the current
[08:03:53] <chromas> revision.
[08:03:54] <NetCraft> ^ 04Wiki: 03IRC:exec
[08:04:03] <chromas> hard_wrapping--
[08:04:03] <Bender> karma - hard_wrapping: -1
[08:04:51] <chromas> oh I think it only does that while I'm logged in
[08:05:14] <crutchy> do you have the page watched?
[08:05:28] <chromas> from when I made it
[08:05:34] <crutchy> there might be setting for email notification of changes to watched pages
[08:05:47] <crutchy> dunno why it would be different today though
[08:05:58] <chromas> looks like it needs the combination of me being logged in and visiting the page that day
[08:09:22] <chromas> chocolate_beverage++
[08:09:22] <Bender> karma - chocolate_beverage: 3
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[08:19:29] <ar> moin
[08:19:31] <ar> tea++
[08:19:31] <Bender> karma - tea: 212
[08:19:33] <ar> coffee--
[08:19:33] <Bender> karma - coffee: 903
[08:20:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 2015 Launch for Perl 6 - http://sylnt.us - knit-three-perl-six
[08:29:30] <ar> http://threatpost.com
[08:29:43] <ar> "we sign your certificates so that you can encrypt your encrypted connections and prove your identity in anonymous network"
[08:36:40] <ar> tea++
[08:36:40] <Bender> karma - tea: 213
[08:37:50] <crutchy> coffee++
[08:37:50] <Bender> karma - coffee: 904
[08:44:05] <crutchy> finally cooled down enough for me to put my shirt back on at least
[08:55:30] <chromas> same here. It was tee shirt weather yesterday; now it's almost freezing
[08:55:45] * chromas puts on a second shirt
[08:56:03] <crutchy> ^weather mildura
[08:56:04] <geotti> [Mildura, Australia] Clear. Temp is 25.1*C but feels like 26*C. SSW wind: 20.9 kph.
[08:56:13] <crutchy> ^weather traralgon
[08:56:14] <geotti> [Traralgon, Australia] Mostly Cloudy. Temp is 21*C. WSW wind: 33 kph.
[08:56:35] <crutchy> still warm up Konomi's way (if she lives around there)
[08:56:40] <crutchy> mildura that is
[08:56:49] <chromas> feels warmer than it is? Inverse wind chill?
[08:56:51] <crutchy> if 'she' is really a she :p
[08:57:25] <crutchy> if its blazing sun and no breeze it usually feels bloody hot
[08:57:36] <chromas> she's a bash-mastering dropbear in disguise
[08:58:04] <chromas> I wonder how they determine that automatically. Maybe a second thermometer in the sun?
[08:58:08] <crutchy> ~define-add Konomi, a bash-mastering dropbear in disguise
[08:58:09] <exec> definition for term "Konomi" set to "a bash-mastering dropbear in disguise"
[08:58:19] <chromas> (ping ping ping)
[08:58:21] <crutchy> yeah i dunno
[08:58:32] <crutchy> maybe
[08:58:40] <chromas> maybe relative humidity and stuff plus some math
[08:58:50] <crutchy> and some fudge factors
[08:58:52] <chromas> statistics++
[08:58:52] <Bender> karma - statistics: 1
[08:58:55] <chromas> fudge++
[08:58:55] <Bender> karma - fudge: 1
[08:58:55] <crutchy> mmm.... fudge
[08:59:09] <crutchy> s/factors/packers/
[08:59:31] <chromas> crutchy: s/f/fudge f/g
[08:59:31] <sedctl> <chromas> <crutchy> mmm.... fudge fudge
[08:59:43] <chromas> oh it skipped a line
[09:00:03] <chromas> it counts as a sedding even if it fails
[09:00:06] <crutchy> sedctl, s/./fudge /g
[09:00:12] <crutchy> ¿
[09:00:21] <crutchy> oh yeah doesn't sed itself
[09:00:26] <chromas> sedctl--
[09:00:26] <Bender> karma - sedctl: -1
[09:00:34] <chromas> SexBot++
[09:00:34] <Bender> karma - sexbot: 2
[09:00:34] * sedctl is a 53-line awk script, https://github.com
[09:00:34] * sedctl is a 53-line awk script, https://github.com
[09:00:35] <crutchy> nah thats ok
[09:00:58] <chromas> heh, I still haven't changed that part back
[09:01:15] <crutchy> FoobarBazbot is a SexBot machine
[09:01:15] * sedctl is a 53-line awk script, https://github.com
[09:01:32] <ar> coffee--
[09:01:32] <Bender> karma - coffee: 903
[09:01:35] <ar> tea++
[09:01:35] <Bender> karma - tea: 214
[09:03:16] <crutchy> ~gday ar
[09:03:17] * exec accidentally passes a coffee++ mug of pancakes to ar
[09:03:27] <crutchy> mm pancakes
[09:03:41] <chromas> accidental even
[09:04:01] <chromas> with notes of flavor
[09:04:09] <chromas> accidental_notes++
[09:04:10] <Bender> karma - accidental_notes: 1
[09:04:47] <crutchy> it was going for coffee but tripped over and the mug filled with pancakes that were raining from the azure cloud
[09:05:32] <chromas> coffee++ # in Comic Flapjacks MS font
[09:05:32] <Bender> karma - coffee: 904
[09:07:02] <crutchy> ~suggest a user setting in SN that replaces every instance of a particular word with another word, such as "cloud" could be changed to "butt" (i know there's a firefox plugin for cloud to butt, but for any word in just SN)
[09:07:08] <exec> *** suggestion successfully added to wiki - http://sylnt.us
[09:07:29] <chromas> it could swap aca and systemd
[09:07:56] <crutchy> cant see that becoming a huge priority
[09:08:08] <crutchy> but at least its recorded in history
[09:08:56] <crutchy> one day SN will fill up the empire state building with programmers busting at the chops to implement everything on the wiki suggestions list :D
[09:10:02] <chromas> crutchy: s/at the chops/a nut/
[09:10:02] <sedctl> <chromas> <crutchy> one day SN will fill up the empire state building with programmers busting a nut to implement everything on the wiki suggestions list :D
[10:28:40] <ar> http://gregferro.com
[11:12:40] * crutchy is moving alias definitions out of the exec.txt file and into script comments
[11:13:19] <Konomi> juggs: you around?
[11:20:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Joey Hess Quits Debian - http://sylnt.us - resignationd
[11:26:02] <crutchy> who the hell is joey hess?
[11:32:05] <crutchy> https://lists.debian.org
[11:32:06] <NetCraft> ^ 03Re: so long and thanks for all the fish
[11:43:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:43:25] <Bender> karma - coffee: 905
[11:43:29] <crutchy> coffee++
[11:43:29] <Bender> karma - coffee: 906
[11:44:29] <ar> coffee--
[11:44:29] <Bender> karma - coffee: 905
[11:44:33] <ar> tea++
[11:44:33] <Bender> karma - tea: 215
[11:45:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know, i should be getting ready but it's just going to be a slow day getting out the door for fishing
[11:46:10] <ar> tea++
[11:46:10] <Bender> karma - tea: 216
[11:46:12] <ar> coffee--
[11:46:12] <Bender> karma - coffee: 904
[11:46:35] <ar> TheMightyBuzzard: you should get yourself some yerba mate
[11:47:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> can't drink tea on an empty stomach. makes me queasy.
[11:47:19] <ar> that's not exactly tea
[11:47:33] <chromas> He meant some herba
[11:47:55] <ar> btw, polish word for "tea" is "herbata"
[11:48:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> real h or silent h?
[11:49:03] <ar> real "h"
[11:49:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> good folks, them polish. not like the silly brits who don't believe in hs.
[11:50:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> `ere `at's `er `ornpipe
[11:50:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's just wrong
[11:50:59] <chromas> 'orny mate
[11:52:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> little known fact, the war of 1812 was actually fought for the right to pronounce the letter H
[11:52:53] <ar> hm
[11:53:10] <ar> actually, in some parts of poland, the "h" in "herbata" is actually silent
[11:54:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> ack, lot of brit expats there or something?
[11:55:25] <ar> no
[11:55:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> must just be weirdos then
[11:56:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> we have a few of our own over here.
[11:56:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> like people who use "an" before H words where the H isn't silent
[11:57:12] <chromas> An hero
[11:57:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's fine for brits to say an `aircut. anyone else needs smacked for saying an haircut though
[11:58:25] <ar> aircut with an air guitar
[11:58:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> made me want to throat punch hillary clinton when i heard her say "an historic occasion" once
[11:58:38] <chromas> Herb should be respelled though 'cause pronouncing the h sounds stupid
[11:59:30] <crutchy> ~rehash
[11:59:31] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file (97 aliases)
[12:00:06] <crutchy> :D
[12:00:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.iraqinews.com
[12:00:35] * crutchy pushed hard :p
[12:00:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> no surprise there
[12:01:04] <crutchy> too much propaganda everywhere
[12:01:09] <chromas> crutchy: ~re'ash
[12:01:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> .op
[12:01:30] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o TheMightyBuzzard] by juggler
[12:01:38] * crutchy hides
[12:01:41] -!- mode/#Soylent [-v chromas] by TheMightyBuzzard
[12:01:46] <chromas> Ah oh
[12:01:49] <chromas> What
[12:01:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> .deop
[12:01:50] -!- mode/#Soylent [-o TheMightyBuzzard] by juggler
[12:01:55] <chromas> I didn't have voice
[12:02:06] <crutchy> chromas, you've been silenced
[12:02:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> well now you don't have even more
[12:02:18] <chromas> +q
[12:02:48] <ar> https://www.indiegogo.com - ironsky2 \o/
[12:03:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> !?
[12:03:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> "Join the war against Adolf Hitler and his dinosaur army!"
[12:05:22] * crutchy catches up on the meaning of ~re'ash
[12:08:52] <crutchy> ~suggest-exec feed to flag if suggestion on wiki has been marked done
[12:08:59] <exec> *** suggestion successfully added to wiki - http://sylnt.us
[12:11:59] <crutchy> ~suggest-exec web console with relay for crutchy's lappy
[12:12:06] <exec> *** suggestion successfully added to wiki - http://sylnt.us
[12:12:11] * chromas was a movie awhile back about nazis underground
[12:12:29] <crutchy> how do i become a movie?
[12:12:52] <chromas> With ~re'ash
[12:13:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> that just makes you an Evil Dead movie though
[12:13:23] <chromas> Can't remember what my was but it was totally cheesey
[12:13:42] <chromas> Nazis at the Center of the Earth perhaps
[12:17:14] <crutchy> Monty Python's Life of Nazi?
[12:20:32] <chromas> Nah. Nazis in some underground city thing and I think they made their way out and tried to take over the world
[12:20:52] <crutchy> oh thats the moon one
[12:21:02] <crutchy> where the nazis are on the dark side of the moon
[12:22:27] <chromas> http://imdb.com
[12:22:28] <NetCraft> ^ 03Nazis at the Center of the Earth (Video 2012) - IMDb ( http://www.imdb.com )
[12:23:24] <crutchy> o.0
[12:23:59] <crutchy> this was the one i was thinking of: http://www.imdb.com
[12:24:01] <NetCraft> ^ 03Iron Sky (2012) - IMDb
[12:24:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> alright, time to load up fishing stuffs. you lot have fun and don't burn anything down.
[12:24:58] <chromas> Haven't seen
[12:25:21] <crutchy> ~burn shit
[12:25:29] <chromas> Fishing++
[12:25:29] <Bender> karma - fishing: 14
[12:25:32] <crutchy> nah haven't made that one (yet)
[12:25:40] <crutchy> chromas, s/i/oo/
[12:25:40] <sedctl> <crutchy> <chromas> Fooshing++
[12:25:40] <chromas> Okay let's start scheming
[12:26:16] <crutchy> schemectl start devoice_tmb >:-p
[12:27:29] <chromas> .op ciri
[12:27:35] <chromas> :D
[12:27:47] <ar> .op ar
[12:33:02] <crutchy> .op .op
[12:33:29] <crutchy> .op #/tama
[12:33:42] <chromas> .op systemd
[12:34:05] <crutchy> .op xlefay.sublight
[12:34:23] <crutchy> ~last xlefay
[12:34:44] <exec> last privmsg for xlefay in #soylent: [2014-09-02 08:16:21] I need to eat some and get some sleep. I'll tty'all later ;-) Take care!
[12:34:55] <crutchy> ~count xlefay
[12:35:13] <exec> privmsg count for xlefay in #soylent: 7600 over 181 days (42 per day avg)
[12:35:58] <ar> ~count ar
[12:35:58] <crutchy> ~count *
[12:36:11] <ar> tea++
[12:36:11] <Bender> karma - tea: 217
[12:36:14] <ar> coffee--
[12:36:14] <Bender> karma - coffee: 903
[12:36:25] <crutchy> ...
[12:36:35] <ar> hm
[12:36:43] <ar> i think i broke the ot
[12:36:47] <ar> bot*
[12:37:56] <crutchy> coffee++
[12:37:56] <Bender> karma - coffee: 904
[12:38:19] <crutchy> ¿
[12:38:24] <ar> ~last ar
[12:38:25] <crutchy> ~killall
[12:38:35] <exec> terminated pid 26387: php scripts/logs-sylnt-us.php 'ar' 'ar' '#Soylent' '~count'
[12:38:35] <exec> terminated pid 26403: php scripts/logs-sylnt-us.php '*' 'crutchy' '#Soylent' '~count'
[12:38:35] <exec> terminated pid 26890: php scripts/meeting.php 'exec' 'event-privmsg ar #Soylent ~last ar' '' '1415404520.9682' '~meeting' 'INTERNAL'
[12:38:35] <exec> terminated pid 26893: php scripts/logs-sylnt-us.php 'ar' 'ar' '#Soylent' '~last'
[12:38:35] <exec> terminated pid 26923: php scripts/privmsg.php '~last ar' 'ar' '#Soylent'
[12:38:36] <exec> terminated pid 26932: php scripts/scripting.php 'event-privmsg crutchy #Soylent ~killall' '' 'exec' '1415404520.9682' '~x' 'INTERNAL' ':exec INTERNAL :~x event-privmsg crutchy #Soylent ~killall' '' '1415450313.276'
[12:38:37] <exec> terminated pid 26934: php scripts/meeting.php 'exec' 'event-privmsg crutchy #Soylent ~killall' '' '1415404520.9682' '~meeting' 'INTERNAL'
[12:38:39] <ar> huh
[12:38:57] <crutchy> laptop bogged right down then :p
[12:39:02] <ar> ~count ar
[12:39:29] <Konomi> https://i.imgur.com
[12:39:31] <ar> crutchy: wait. you're running it on your laptop?
[12:39:37] <exec> privmsg count for ar in #soylent: 2464 over 246 days (10 per day avg)
[12:39:38] <Konomi> pew pew
[12:39:51] <crutchy> yeah
[12:39:59] <crutchy> ~killall
[12:40:00] <exec> terminated pid 27248: php scripts/github_feed.php '' '' 'exec' '~github-feed'
[12:40:00] <exec> terminated pid 27366: php scripts/scripting.php 'event-privmsg crutchy #Soylent ~killall' '' 'exec' '1415404520.9682' '~x' 'INTERNAL' ':exec INTERNAL :~x event-privmsg crutchy #Soylent ~killall' '' '1415450399.8453'
[12:40:00] <exec> terminated pid 27370: php scripts/meeting.php 'exec' 'event-privmsg crutchy #Soylent ~killall' '' '1415404520.9682' '~meeting' 'INTERNAL'
[12:40:19] <ar> do you at least have an ssd?
[12:40:22] <crutchy> oops
[12:40:36] <crutchy> i thought there was still a script running, but it was gedit :p
[12:40:51] <crutchy> got htop on a second screen
[12:40:51] <ar> Konomi: o_O
[12:40:57] <crutchy> nah no ssd
[12:41:15] <crutchy> just inefficient c0d3z
[12:42:24] <crutchy> the log commands load the entire irc history from cache except today's gets scraped from irc.sylnt.us, and then parses the whole smash
[12:42:56] <crutchy> prolly need a mysql db or something
[12:44:46] <crutchy> ~count *
[12:45:04] <exec> total privmsgs in all logged channels since 2014-03-05 @ 15:48:26: 257924
[12:48:11] <crutchy> http://i.kinja-img.com
[12:51:02] <crutchy> ~q
[12:51:13] <exec> successfully saved buckets file (25 kb)
[12:51:43] <crutchy> omfg
[12:51:50] <crutchy> the quit script timed out :/
[12:51:52] <crutchy> ~q
[12:51:57] <exec> successfully saved buckets file (24.9 kb)
[12:52:03] <ar> http://www.youtube.com - samoczyszcząca toaleta przegrała
[12:52:04] <NetCraft> ^ 03Self cleaning toilet defeat - YouTube
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[12:52:06] <ar> whoops
[12:52:10] <ar> http://www.youtube.com - self-cleaning toilet fail
[12:52:11] <NetCraft> ^ 03Self cleaning toilet defeat - YouTube
[12:52:13] <ar> erm
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[13:20:12] <cosurgi> I dreamt that I took part in a boxer fight (Picture a ring and people). I was doing bad, struggling to not lose, when suddenly some third person fell down into the ring pushed there by the observators. That third person had some horn or stick hidden in the back, and this horn killed my opponent. Suddenly I won. But then somebody looked into the source code (Picture some source code scrolling with suspicious instructions) that I used to submit
[13:21:47] <cosurgi> I was so stressed that I woke up.
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[13:37:54] <Ethanol-fueled> MEGA-WASTED
[13:37:59] <Ethanol-fueled> Do-ho hooooo!
[13:38:20] <Ethanol-fueled> Wannanana sug on some fad blag tiddees.
[13:39:08] <crutchy> noice
[13:40:18] <Ethanol-fueled> There is a fat bottle of wine here, but I must not drink it now.
[13:40:32] <Ethanol-fueled> for if I do, there is a bender from which there is no escape!
[13:40:46] <Ethanol-fueled> sticking with the WEED instead, until tomorrow night :)
[13:40:56] <Ethanol-fueled> Hee hee haah haa hoooooooooooo!
[13:41:20] <crutchy> its impossible to escape from bender. he's always here :D
[13:41:29] <Ethanol-fueled> bender is a goddamn NIGGER.
[13:41:39] <Ethanol-fueled> A second-class robot.
[13:41:42] <crutchy> or a prawn
[13:41:48] <Ethanol-fueled> BENDER! shine my shoes, boy!
[13:41:48] <crutchy> !woop
[13:41:48] <Bender> woop woop woop (\/) (;,,;) (\/)
[13:42:13] * Ethanol-fueled slaps bender with his belt
[13:42:25] <Ethanol-fueled> I says shaddup coon!
[13:43:58] <Ethanol-fueled> I am da WHIPMASSA!
[13:44:16] <crutchy> whatever happened to hax0rz?
[13:44:19] <Ethanol-fueled> dems be mo po dat tum muhfugen BIX NOOD!
[13:44:28] <crutchy> ~last hax0rz
[13:44:49] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, they still exist. Except that errybody's a "hacker" ow
[13:45:01] <exec> last privmsg for hax0rz in #soylent not found
[13:45:12] <Ethanol-fueled> so the real elite ha><0rz are silent.
[13:45:13] <crutchy> hmm
[13:45:44] <crutchy> they prolly work for the russian government
[13:45:52] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, would you let a man plook you in you bum?
[13:46:07] <Ethanol-fueled> if you were paid a million sheckels?
[13:46:49] <crutchy> for a million sheckels?
[13:47:01] <crutchy> i dunno what a sheckle is worth
[13:47:04] <Ethanol-fueled> yes, ONE MILLION skeckels.
[13:47:34] <Ethanol-fueled> one sheckel is .26 American dollar
[13:47:50] <crutchy> i get fucked every day for a lot less than that
[13:48:10] <Ethanol-fueled> in your bum?
[13:48:23] <crutchy> lol
[13:48:34] <crutchy> who knows dude
[13:48:43] <crutchy> never been in that situation before
[13:48:48] <crutchy> everyone has a price
[13:49:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah right. In the outback, with some sweaty aussie who looks like Steve Erwin grunting and pumping himself into you, saying, "Ah, G'day mate. Unh. Unh. Unh"
[13:49:55] <Ethanol-fueled> Then he says, "You know what, blimey, I'm into animals"
[13:50:24] <Ethanol-fueled> then lifts up the tails of both a kangaroo and a crocodile and inserts himself into them.
[13:50:52] <crutchy> wasn't there a south park episode about that?
[13:50:55] <Ethanol-fueled> hee hee haha hah ahha hahah ah hoooooooooooooooo!
[13:58:10] <Ethanol-fueled> human scum!@
[14:00:43] <Ethanol-fueled> time to go back to sleep.
[14:01:13] <Ethanol-fueled> I am tired and in need of rest, to get rid of this terrible affliction -- DRUNKENNESS.
[14:01:25] <Ethanol-fueled> NAD
[14:01:26] <Ethanol-fueled> AND
[14:01:38] <Ethanol-fueled> I am going to beat up a vadge tonight.
[14:01:55] <Ethanol-fueled> like a filthy, drooling animal.
[14:02:22] <Ethanol-fueled> NUT NUNT UN TUN TUN TUN NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT NUT UNT
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[14:07:45] <Blackmoore> mornin
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[14:09:22] <Blackmoore_> o.O
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[14:20:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Birth of Planets Revealed in Astonishing Detail in ALMA’s 'Best Image Ever' - http://sylnt.us - birth-of-a-planet
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[15:41:46] <Dickcheese-Smegma> Greetings all
[15:41:58] <Dickcheese-Smegma> I just wanted to thank you for all your hard work. Keep it up!
[15:42:04] <Dickcheese-Smegma> Soylent ROCKS! YEAH
[15:42:10] <Azrael> w00000t
[15:43:17] <Dickcheese-Smegma> coffee--
[15:43:17] <Bender> karma - coffee: 903
[15:43:23] <Dickcheese-Smegma> (those who downmod coffee)--
[15:43:23] <Bender> karma - (those who downmod coffee): -1
[15:44:14] <Dickcheese-Smegma> coffee rocks.
[15:44:36] <Dickcheese-Smegma> I will punch in the face those who don't enjoy coffee, for they are untrustable communists.
[15:45:12] <Dickcheese-Smegma> You walk up to a person and ask them if they like coffee. If they say anything to the negative, then you punch them -- bust them in the chops.
[15:45:24] <Dickcheese-Smegma> people who don't like coffee DONT DESERVE TO LIVE.
[15:45:46] <Dickcheese-Smegma> they should have been aborted or euthanized.
[15:46:09] <Dickcheese-Smegma> if coffee were a man I would fellate him.
[15:46:25] <Dickcheese-Smegma> and I'm totally hetero. A man's man, in fact.
[15:46:38] <Dickcheese-Smegma> With a chest full of hair
[15:47:00] <Dickcheese-Smegma> and a toolbelt. And doing carpentry and drywall.
[15:47:14] <Dickcheese-Smegma> with bulging muscles through my tight Levi's 501 jeans.
[15:47:47] <Dickcheese-Smegma> Yes, I am a work of art, like a Michaelangelo sculpture. And its all thanks to coffee.
[15:48:06] <Dickcheese-Smegma> coffee keeps me regular, but ups my metabolism so I am being regular and with footlong brown snakes.
[15:48:10] <Dickcheese-Smegma> Once a day.
[15:48:22] <Dickcheese-Smegma> coffee - twice a day, thrice when working overtime of studying.
[15:49:29] <Dickcheese-Smegma> think about it -- who thought to ground up a bean and eat it?
[15:49:46] <Dickcheese-Smegma> Hey, i'm just going to pick up this bean here and eat it. WOW! That's some good shit!
[15:50:52] <Dickcheese-Smegma> '80's heavy metal is awesome when high on coffee.
[15:51:21] <Dickcheese-Smegma> My only regret is being born a decade too late.
[15:51:39] <Dickcheese-Smegma> Now, music is just a bunch of whiny, effeminate crypto-christian bullshit.
[15:51:47] <Dickcheese-Smegma> Bring back the DANGER, man!
[15:52:16] <Dickcheese-Smegma> Bring back the bouncing titties, the free-flowing alcohol and cocaine, the spandex, the studded gloves, the hairspray.
[15:53:40] <Dickcheese-Smegma> Bring back the angry negroes pulling guns on police injustice.
[15:54:03] <Dickcheese-Smegma> The obscenities.
[15:54:41] <Dickcheese-Smegma> I will eat dinner with a large-breasted woman tonight.
[15:54:53] <Dickcheese-Smegma> A Ph.D in clinical psychology
[15:55:24] <Dickcheese-Smegma> she got mad at me for my attention wandering toward the TV, where the news ran a story about a negro NFL player beating his wife.
[15:55:42] <Dickcheese-Smegma> She told me, "I'm sorry I can't compete with domestic violence"
[15:55:49] <Dickcheese-Smegma> OOOOHHH! BURRRNNN!
[15:55:59] <Dickcheese-Smegma> It ruined my night so much it drove me to the drink.
[15:57:37] <Dickcheese-Smegma> She stopped talking to me for 2 weeks because I bit her in a sensitive place.
[15:57:45] <Dickcheese-Smegma> TWICE.
[15:58:22] <Dickcheese-Smegma> You know what's awesome? SPERGS are awesome.
[15:58:37] <Dickcheese-Smegma> And I bet there are an awful lot of spergs in here.
[15:59:25] <Dickcheese-Smegma> I never understood eating out romantically.
[16:00:04] <Dickcheese-Smegma> How can you build up romance and sensuality while eating? Eating is disgusting. Much like it's inverse, shitting, eating should be done in private.
[16:00:04] <ciri> how how brown cow
[16:00:11] <ar> wtf
[16:00:14] <ar> coffee--
[16:00:14] <Bender> karma - coffee: 902
[16:00:18] <ar> tea++
[16:00:18] <Bender> karma - tea: 218
[16:00:44] <Dickcheese-Smegma> tea is for homosexuals. And there is nothing wrong with being a homosexual, it's just not as rad as being a coffee-enjoying hetero.
[16:01:32] <Dickcheese-Smegma> Romantic eating is revolting -- Talking to your romantic interest while ingesting food and knowing it is turning into shit inside your belly, and if it's of a certain chemical composition then you may have to excrete it all during your date.
[16:02:19] <Dickcheese-Smegma> And when you defecate, not even the most fierce wiping will clean you up. You must shower, or suffer the dreaded "itchy-ass
[16:03:42] <Dickcheese-Smegma> Eating romantically -- gross.
[16:03:48] <Dickcheese-Smegma> How do you cope with it?
[16:04:44] <ar> coffee is a bitter black sludge that tastes like shit unless done properly (which virtually noone ever does)
[16:04:54] <Dickcheese-Smegma> ar, I think you're just too picky.
[16:05:23] <Dickcheese-Smegma> You're the kid who wouldn't eat rectangle-cut sandwiches -- yours had to be triangular
[16:06:50] <Dickcheese-Smegma> I once dated a Jew whose eyes were really far apart, like E.T.
[16:07:09] <Dickcheese-Smegma> She was one of two Jews I dated.
[16:07:27] <Dickcheese-Smegma> And after dealing with those two, I will never date a Jew again.
[16:07:44] <Dickcheese-Smegma> Although, she let me into her as long as I took her out to dinner.
[16:08:12] <Dickcheese-Smegma> The other had witchy-looking moles all over her face.
[16:08:32] <Dickcheese-Smegma> Neither had big noses. In fact, if they didn't tell you they were Jews, you wouldn't know.
[16:09:30] <Dickcheese-Smegma> One taught me a cool trick - if you wrap a couple tennis balls in a set of nylon stockings, then twist the balls, you make a cool thing you can roll your back on across the floor to massage yourself.
[16:10:21] <Dickcheese-Smegma> She was a massage therapist -- one of two I dated. And massage therapists are the most peculiar women. They give you an unnerving sense of comfort with discord, as if you don;'t belong.
[16:10:25] <ar> Dickcheese-Smegma: i just don't enjoy drinking and eating stuff that tastes bad. which is also why i don't drink vodka or shitty beer.
[16:11:31] <Dickcheese-Smegma> ar: like you, I am an ingestion snob. I also do not ingest shitty shit.
[16:11:44] <Dickcheese-Smegma> My favorite treat - salmon eggs. YUM.
[16:12:40] <Dickcheese-Smegma> IN fact, if I had a tray of raw oysters and salmon eggs, a lemon wedge, some sea salt, and some cracked peppercorns; I would likely ruin the plate by prematurely ejaculating all over it.
[16:12:47] <Dickcheese-Smegma> involuntarily, of course.
[16:13:48] <Dickcheese-Smegma> I have seen the crusty side of dealing with things that go thousands of meters into the ocean. Mother nature is a cruel unforgiving bitch under the sea. If you want to do anything under the sea you have all forces of nature antagonizing you.
[16:18:31] <Dickcheese-Smegma> I will have to create a user account sometime. You guys ROCK! YEAH!
[16:18:38] <Dickcheese-Smegma> Bye bye! Have a nice day!
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[16:21:30] <ar> coffee--
[16:21:30] <Bender> karma - coffee: 901
[16:21:40] <ar> tea++
[16:21:40] <Bender> karma - tea: 219
[16:21:48] <ar> coffee--
[16:21:48] <Bender> karma - coffee: 900
[16:27:24] <Konomi> caffeine++
[16:27:24] <Bender> karma - caffeine: 35
[16:27:36] <Konomi> going to get there one day ;_;
[16:29:10] <ar> coffee--
[16:29:10] <Bender> karma - coffee: 899
[16:29:12] <ar> tea++
[16:29:12] <Bender> karma - tea: 220
[16:29:13] <ar> :)
[16:29:23] <ar> Konomi: never give up!
[16:55:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[16:55:34] <Bender> karma - coffee: 900
[16:59:46] <ar> coffee--
[16:59:46] <Bender> karma - coffee: 899
[16:59:49] <ar> tea++
[16:59:49] <Bender> karma - tea: 221
[17:20:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - In a Multiverse, What are the Odds? - http://sylnt.us - normal-distribution
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[18:02:16] <Ethanol-fueled> Ahhh, what a day!
[18:02:46] <Ethanol-fueled> Marijuana is the spice of life. Sure, it makes you stupid, but being stupid is fun. Ask Ethanol-fueled. He's pretty stupid.
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[18:03:17] <Ethanol-fueled> I want to see a monkey fight.
[18:03:32] <Ethanol-fueled> Or a taping of the special olympics.
[18:03:55] <Ethanol-fueled> Or a taping of a fight between two athletes while participating in the Special Olympics.
[18:04:07] <Ethanol-fueled> Against the backdrop of a DMX song.
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[18:25:20] <mythterj> The preceeding has been Our daily visit from another world.
[18:34:57] <Leebert> I really would love to add that guy(?) on Facebook.
[18:35:04] <Leebert> If I still used Facebook, that is.
[18:37:38] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[18:37:38] <Bender> karma - coffee: 898
[18:37:44] <JamesNZ> emacs++
[18:37:44] <Bender> karma - emacs: 11
[19:20:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Huge Raid to Shut Down 400-plus DarkNet Sites - http://sylnt.us - not-as-dark-as-we-thought
[19:23:57] <ar> coffee--
[19:23:57] <Bender> karma - coffee: 897
[19:23:59] <ar> tea++
[19:23:59] <Bender> karma - tea: 222
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[20:35:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[20:35:54] <Bender> karma - coffee: 898
[21:25:41] <Azrael> ~queue
[21:25:43] <exec> *** SN submission queue: 3 - http://sylnt.us
[21:25:45] <ar> tea++
[21:25:45] <Bender> karma - tea: 223
[21:25:47] <ar> coffee--
[21:25:47] <Bender> karma - coffee: 897
[21:26:00] <Azrael> scones++
[21:26:00] <Bender> karma - scones: 1
[21:26:05] <Azrael> clotted_cream++
[21:26:05] <Bender> karma - clotted_cream: 1
[21:26:08] <Azrael> tea++
[21:26:08] <Bender> karma - tea: 224
[21:26:13] <ar> scons--
[21:26:13] <Bender> karma - scons: -1
[21:26:14] <ar> waf--
[21:26:14] <Bender> karma - waf: -1
[21:32:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Eric Raymond Writes a New Version Control System, Sort of - http://sylnt.us - a-bit-extreme
[21:41:53] <crutchy> coffee++
[21:41:53] <Bender> karma - coffee: 898
[21:44:09] <crutchy> ~queue
[21:44:11] <exec> *** SN submission queue: 3 - http://sylnt.us
[21:44:20] <crutchy> crap
[21:44:25] <crutchy> thats low
[21:44:38] <crutchy> need some weekend junk
[21:48:06] <mythterj> There are more in the queue than that.
[21:49:29] <crutchy> i can only see 3, even when logged in
[21:49:56] <crutchy> is there an extended thingy somewhere?
[22:10:05] <ar> coffee--
[22:10:05] <Bender> karma - coffee: 897
[22:10:06] <ar> tea++
[22:10:07] <Bender> karma - tea: 225
[22:15:41] <crutchy> http://www.linuxinsider.com
[22:15:41] <NetCraft> ^ 03Are There Too Many Forks at the FOSS Table? | Community | LinuxInsider
[22:16:14] <crutchy> gunna look into a ~submit scripty i think
[22:16:19] <crutchy> need a coffee first though
[22:18:00] <crutchy> "I truly think it's time for all the FOSSies to rally round 'one fork to rule them all' and end the corporate meddling and anti-user corporate interests once and for all," SoylentNews blogger hairyfeet told Linux Girl.
[22:18:28] <crutchy> lol hairyfeet can be so dumb sometimes
[22:19:17] <crutchy> 'one fork to rule them all' will invite corporate meddling even more
[22:19:59] <crutchy> it would become so politicized and corporatized due to concentration of power, that it would either be forked or abandoned
[22:31:46] <chromas> True, especially since politics and 'vision' are the main differences between the big distros now anyhow
[22:51:38] <Leebert> I thought Debian *WAS* the "one fork to rule them all".
[22:58:55] <crutchy> prolly one of maybe 3
[22:59:17] <crutchy> fork tree parents
[22:59:54] <crutchy> i guess kernel.org is kinda upstream of debian :p
[23:00:10] <crutchy> or wherever debian gets kernel updates
[23:01:32] * crutchy wonders what whether the kernel will become more politicized as *the* concentration of power once torvalds anti-bullshit shield is gone
[23:01:59] <crutchy> lol what whether
[23:02:00] <ciri> it's not that funny :)
[23:02:09] <crutchy> ciri is a box
[23:02:28] <crutchy> ~queue
[23:02:31] <exec> *** SN submission queue: 3 - http://sylnt.us
[23:03:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[23:03:34] <Bender> karma - coffee: 898
[23:04:55] <crutchy> torvalds would seem to possibly be the exception to the rule that power corrupts
[23:05:32] <crutchy> though i'm sure he lives comfortably
[23:18:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> because you know i'm all about that bass, bout that bass, no catfish...
[23:29:38] <crutchy> maybe the subwoofers chased all the catfish away
[23:31:31] <crutchy> ~count crutchy
[23:31:52] <exec> privmsg count for crutchy in #soylent: 41546 over 248 days (168 per day avg)
[23:32:01] <crutchy> o.0
[23:32:05] <crutchy> that's just tragic
[23:51:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Secret Cameras Rekindle Privacy Debate at Harvard. - http://sylnt.us - not-their-best-idea
[23:53:07] <chromas> oh look, faceboob says "We can stop ebola. Let's support blah blah blerg"
[23:53:27] <chromas> fuck you, facebook! I'm selfish over here
[23:56:00] <crutchy> i don't fancy contributing to a scammers new tv fund
[23:56:47] <crutchy> and i'm not convinced that red cross is as good as they are purported to be
[23:57:04] <crutchy> red cross sat on millions of dollars during the bushfires over here
[23:57:24] <crutchy> during their bushfire appeal
[23:58:57] <crutchy> pfft they dont even hide it
[23:59:04] <crutchy> "The Victorian Bushfire Appeal 2009 has raised more than $379 million, which has been transferred to a trust account established by the Victorian Government."
[23:59:13] <crutchy> http://www.redcross.org.au
[23:59:14] <NetCraft> ^ 03Victorian Bushfire Appeal | Australian Red Cross