#Soylent | Logs for 2014-11-07

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[00:01:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 4chan-Linked Murder Suspect Surrenders in Oregon - http://sylnt.us - nothing-funny-to-say
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[00:45:09] <SpallsHurgenson> It's Thursday. I never could the hang of Thursdays.
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[01:06:38] <juggs> At least that means Friday is imminent
[01:09:25] <SpallsHurgenson> Fridays! Those are even harder to handle than Thursdays!
[01:26:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> blah
[01:29:36] <SpallsHurgenson> now, Saturday mornings... THOSE I've mastered :)
[01:31:14] <SpallsHurgenson> I pity the new generations who will never know the joy of eating huge quantities of over-sugared breakfast cereals whilst watching hours and hours of saturday morning cartoons
[01:31:46] <juggs> What will they do instead?
[01:32:07] <SpallsHurgenson> granola and xbox, sadly
[01:33:39] <SpallsHurgenson> they might even end up going outside to play, the poor wretches
[01:36:00] <juggs> the horror!
[01:49:24] <SpallsHurgenson> wow, dual-monitor stands are much more expensive than I expected
[01:50:31] <juggs> some are inexplicably so
[01:51:12] <SpallsHurgenson> I saw one for $400+
[01:52:39] <juggs> bargain - get two
[02:00:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FBI Arrests Alleged Operator of SilkRoad 2.0 - http://sylnt.us - all-roads-lead-to-jail
[02:02:45] <chromas> from the follow-the-yellow-silkroad dept
[02:13:43] * Konomi urks
[02:15:50] <Konomi> meh I hope that story is wrong
[02:15:58] <Konomi> also wtf at the one before it ;_;
[02:18:28] <swiss> have fun when you need triple monitor stands
[02:18:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope, have to go down to the corner for your doobage like in the old days.
[02:18:51] <swiss> juggs: what is the perfect car, and why is it the 2015 corvette z06
[02:20:13] <juggs> random question swiss o.O
[02:20:29] <swiss> i have been looking at the car today
[02:20:32] <swiss> it's way too perfect
[02:20:45] <swiss> i never thought i'd love an american car a year ago
[02:20:59] <swiss> but now we have the z06 and the challenger hellcat
[02:21:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> newp. looks almost nothing like the early 60s vettes so it's far from perfect.
[02:21:32] <Konomi> needs moar electric cars
[02:21:55] <swiss> only semi-cool electric (true) sports car was teh Mercedes SLS AMG Electric
[02:22:01] <swiss> and that thing had suuuuch bad battery life
[02:22:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> no way. in fact, they need to run on FRESH dinosaurs, not these old rotted ones.
[02:22:24] <swiss> but your electric isn't gonna beat that z06
[02:22:30] <Konomi> what are we going to turn senetors into car fuel now?
[02:22:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> Konomi++
[02:22:48] <Bender> karma - konomi: 27
[02:22:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> Epic idea.
[02:23:09] <Konomi> meh I really don't want silk road to be gone again
[02:23:32] <Konomi> no affilation or use of it I just like the concept of it's your body you cna do whatever the fuck you want with it as long as you don't hurt others...
[02:23:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> i tend to agree but i wouldn't worry about it, should be another along in days.
[02:24:10] <Konomi> hope so
[02:24:27] <Konomi> live in au you should see the restrictions here
[02:24:35] <Konomi> I can barely get 90% of what usa peeps can get over the counter
[02:24:38] <Konomi> it's annoying as hell
[02:25:18] <Konomi> chemist he other day was asking me if I had took caffeine pills before and wanted to go down some safety check list...
[02:25:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i get amphetamines with my morning coffee every mornin
[02:25:27] <Konomi> well was before my trip needed to stay up a long time
[02:25:46] <Konomi> I felt like making a snarky comment to them -.-
[02:26:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> i really miss when nyquil used to be worth a shit though.
[02:26:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> they found out it was causing heart issues in 1/10,000 or 100,000 or something and took out the decongestant all together.
[02:27:17] <Konomi> I'm just sick of being babied
[02:27:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[02:27:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> if it's safer than cigarettes, just slap a warning label on it and call it good.
[02:28:23] <Konomi> warning: if you're stupid and don't know how to read or google things we'll have to take this off the shelf k thx
[02:28:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should go translate japanese product manuals to english for a living. always wanted to warn people not to use this chainsaw anally.
[02:29:26] <Konomi> ._;.
[02:29:34] * Konomi tries to erase that mental image
[02:30:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> and of course every donut spare tire needs "not for internal use" somewhere on it.
[02:30:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause, donut
[02:30:37] <Konomi> this comic has lead be to a cross roads
[02:30:56] <Konomi> I'm wondering if I should feel bad my parents were neglectful or feel good about it
[02:31:05] <Konomi> cause helicopter parents look like a damn nightmare
[02:31:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> go with both. i'm sure there are at least two normal parents out there that you missed out on.
[02:31:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> probably.
[02:31:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> well maybe.
[02:32:15] <Konomi> "normal parents" wonder if that counts as an oxymoron ;p
[02:32:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> no more naruto manga... sadface for me
[02:33:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean glad they finally finished the story but sucks that it's over.
[02:34:56] <xar> evening, the primary sysadmin for soylentnews.org present?
[02:35:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, ping
[02:35:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> why, what's up?
[02:36:12] <xar> it appears IP 198.58.127.45 is trying to send mail on behalf of FQDN
[02:36:35] <xar> it's triggering my SPF check and failing, looks like SN TXT record needs updating if that IP is indeed legit
[02:37:47] <xar> I, for one, enjoy receiving the daily SN digest.
[02:37:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> ip looks legit, lemme double check.
[02:39:38] <Konomi> do we get to badger NCommander now?
[02:39:43] <xar> looks like it started Oct 30th.
[02:39:44] <Konomi> I always like that part
[02:40:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm...
[02:40:49] <xar> scratch that, Oct 29th.
[02:41:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's fluorine alright.
[02:41:19] <xar> for those of us running good mail servers, please look into this. ^_^ <3
[02:41:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> it should only be sending mail on behalf of us though if it's sending any at all. i thought our mail server was another box.
[02:42:27] <xar> according to TXT, SN potentially has several.
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[02:43:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah we have at least two that i know of
[02:43:39] <xar> if you would, ping me when that gets addressed, znc attached at all times, thanks everyone! <3
[02:43:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'll pass it along to pj, he's a lot more familiar than me with the mail sending of the site.
[02:43:44] <juggs> Flourine is part of the slash / apache stack right TMB? Could it be the daily digest mails perhaps? Or do those get routed via bery?
[02:43:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> fluorine is the primary web frontend.
[02:44:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> juggs, good question
[02:44:18] <xar> the mail is rejected, so I don't have the data to inspect the header /shrug
[02:44:25] <xar> else i'd tell you ;)
[02:44:28] <Konomi> all I thought was fluoride
[02:44:38] <Konomi> do servers brush our teeth now?
[02:44:49] <juggs> ooh wait - I can look at headers on my own daily digest to see where it comes from :D
[02:44:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> hmm, it may be a false positive then if you have any mails turned on from us.
[02:44:59] <xar> indeed juggs
[02:45:22] <Subsentient> $wz
[02:45:23] <aqu4> [Game 1] Name: Gerbil Apocalypse Sandwich | Map: BlueVoid4P-T1 | Host: Subsentient | Players: 2/4 | IP: 216.161.165.96 | Version: 3.1.1
[02:45:24] <aqu4> End of games list.
[02:45:32] <juggs> hehe, brain is in slo-mo tis late here
[02:46:03] <xar> I suspect that 127.45 has been sending mail on behalf of SN for quite some time, but you've never had someone bitch about it like me, lol
[02:46:56] <juggs> Received: from [198.58.127.45] (helo=soylentnews.org) Daily digest TMB. SPF just needs updating.
[02:47:26] <xar> shameful; your provider should fail that, or at least increase the spam score ;)
[02:47:53] <juggs> Strangely enough I'm just looking at the X Scores :P
[02:48:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, likely. really should be bounced through beryl so all the @soylentnews.org mail originates from the same place.
[02:48:44] <xar> I'll leave the DKIM discussin for another time
[02:48:50] <xar> s/discussin/discussion/
[02:48:50] <sedctl> <xar> I'll leave the DKIM discussion for another time
[02:48:51] <juggs> Above may pay grade either way :D
[02:49:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> ditto mine. haven't had to deal with sendmail headaches in ages
[02:50:23] <juggs> we need pj or a mechanic or an audiodude to advise :D
[02:50:40] <xar> I won't tell people how to manage their mail systems; but I do know that SN values feedback and is in a position to respond and take action. So here I am! :)
[02:50:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup yup, gracias
[02:51:05] <xar> and SN has already declared the fact they are using SPF so I'm not asking for much lol
[02:51:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> <-dev and occasional unwilling admin
[02:51:37] <Konomi> we feed him poptarts to do our will
[02:51:41] <xar> let me know if I can help, im somewhat unwilling
[02:52:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod. already passed along to paulej72. he can farm it out to one of the others or fix it himself.
[02:53:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly be tomorrow to monday before it gets fixed, perils of a volunteer staff.
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[02:53:33] <xar> let's make it challening, tell paulej72 that he's only allowed to update the record using the Linode domain.update() function via something hilarious, like errr perl.
[02:53:41] <xar> s/challening/challenging/
[02:53:41] <sedctl> <xar> let's make it challenging, tell paulej72 that he's only allowed to update the record using the Linode domain.update() function via something hilarious, like errr perl.
[02:54:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> lol, the whole codebase is in perl pretty much. make him use ruby.
[02:54:30] <Konomi> the whole platform is in perl
[02:54:35] <xar> ignorance is bliss.
[02:54:36] <Konomi> I don't that'd be much of a challenge x.x
[02:55:17] <Konomi> lisp maybe?
[02:55:27] <xar> cobol please.
[02:55:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> there ya go
[02:56:21] <Konomi> someone showed me some very odd language lately but I forgot what it was
[02:56:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya know, i'm not sure if it's necessary to be an insane genius to work on slash or if it just helps.
[02:57:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> Konomi, English?
[02:57:20] <Konomi> I figured I'd go down the list and see if I could recall it but
[02:57:21] <Konomi> https://en.wikipedia.org
[02:57:22] <NetCraft> ^ 04Wiki: 03List of programming languages by type
[02:57:25] <Konomi> it's kinda long
[02:57:41] <SpallsHurgenson> Whitespace
[02:57:46] <Konomi> english would qualify ;p
[02:58:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> malebolgia is one of my favorites
[02:58:37] <SpallsHurgenson> or brainfuck, with only eight commands: [ ] > < + – . ,
[02:59:26] <chromas> there's an irc bot that takes brainfuck
[03:00:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> sorry, Malbolge
[03:00:16] <Konomi> the next person who makes up another programming language I strangle there is enough in this list already
[03:00:40] * chromas invents the strangle language
[03:00:48] <Konomi> I shall strangle you with it ;p
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[03:01:07] <chromas> You can but it'll have that functionality baked in :)
[03:02:35] <SpallsHurgenson> I'm all for more programming languages that have strangling chromas as default functionality :)
[03:03:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> $self->choke($chromas);
[03:03:10] <Konomi> lol
[03:03:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, just chokechromas(); would be easier
[03:04:05] <chromas> all the symbols come from the fancy sections of the unicode table
[03:04:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> take one argument of either "eyes bugged out" "blue" "purple" or "dead"
[03:05:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> it should also have a builtin for klining ef
[03:05:34] <SpallsHurgenson> heh, Zombie http://www.dangermouse.net :)
[03:05:34] <NetCraft> ^ 03DM's Esoteric Programming Languages - ZOMBIE
[03:09:35] <Konomi> http://www.misfile.com
[03:09:36] <NetCraft> ^ 03Book #19 - Misfile
[03:09:37] <Konomi> haha
[03:12:53] <Konomi> wow I actually got to use a moderator point
[03:13:01] <Konomi> bet the other 4 vanish before I reload the web site
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[03:15:05] <juggs> they last longer these days, even so I don't ever seem to use all mine
[03:19:20] <Konomi> yeah mine is going to last al of
[03:19:24] <Konomi> I think 3 hours
[03:19:29] <Konomi> hard to tell wuth the timezoning
[03:19:47] <Konomi> so idk how that qualifies as longer was the old time 10 minutes ;p
[03:22:24] <Konomi> https://pbs.twimg.com
[03:32:05] <SpallsHurgenson> I see your pumpkin-squirrel and raise you a jack-o-lantern squirrel
[03:33:20] <Konomi> squirrel appoves of halloween
[03:33:45] <SpallsHurgenson> erm... forgot the link didn't I?
[03:33:47] <SpallsHurgenson> https://www.youtube.com
[03:33:47] <NetCraft> ^ 03Squirrels Carve Face in Pumpkin! - YouTube
[03:33:50] <SpallsHurgenson> there we go :)
[03:35:28] <Konomi> okay 15 seconds in and it's creeped me out already
[03:40:30] <Konomi> related video links possessing my soul help
[03:41:15] <juggs> there is no help - you have passed the YT event horizon
[03:41:25] <chromas> youtube-based soul injection attack
[03:47:25] <SpallsHurgenson> beware the wikilinks!
[03:48:14] <juggs> indeed, wikilinks are time eaters.
[03:48:19] <SpallsHurgenson> it is easy to escape from youtube... just start reading the comments and you will rage-quit in no time :)
[03:49:12] <SpallsHurgenson> TVTropes is even worse than wikipedia for me. It's as interesting, but has no intellectual value :)
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[03:55:09] * juggs ponders what comical vhost to apply to exec in crutchy's absence.
[03:56:09] <EETech1> Any thoughts of having a section of the site for giving away old electronics we just can't stand to throw away?
[03:58:03] <juggs> Sounds like an interesting idea. I'm sure a lot of people here have boxes of such stuff stashed. I know I do. I'd happily send things to someone else if they were going to get some use.
[03:58:55] <SpallsHurgenson> the only way you will get my precious 256kb SVGA VLB video-card is to pry it out of my dead hands!
[03:59:56] <SpallsHurgenson> (interesting... Word/Excel/PPoint for iPad will /open/ DOC files but won't let you save to anything except the newer formats... pretty sneaky, Microsoft)
[04:00:12] <EETech1> who can this be proposed to? I'm moving and going through stuff as we speak. I'd love to see all this good stuff be useful to someone
[04:00:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - GnuPG 2.1.0 Supports ECC, Other Improvements - http://sylnt.us - xdfiou4)(MQ)*WERUPsue0umdfe09ruof
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[04:02:12] <EETech1> spalls, perhaps someone else has one they would give you so you can have one in each hand?
[04:02:42] <SpallsHurgenson> my other hand is clutching a bundle of 8" floppy disks :)
[04:02:56] * chromas wasn't aware of video cards back then. cga forever!
[04:03:29] <juggs> Perhaps make a Journal entry on how you think it could work. Could be a simple forum type setup with "want to give" / "needed" sections perhaps. Then again we are heavy on privacy conscious types too, so the exchange of address type stuff might put a skewer in it.
[04:03:57] <prospectacle> CGA: it adapts your comptuer graphics!
[04:04:04] <EETech1> I'll bet they're really 5 1/4 inch floppies :)
[04:04:10] <chromas> quick, somebody register soylentsexchange.org!
[04:04:24] <SpallsHurgenson> they're eight inches if I'm happy :)
[04:05:16] <SpallsHurgenson> on a more serious topic, I personally think soylent should focus more on /just/ being a news aggregator/comment site rather than extending itself so frivolously in other directions (like a nerdy craigslist)
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[04:05:50] <prospectacle> our national broadcaster has a program/website called "news exchange" but they registered it /news-exchange/ so it's no fun
[04:05:52] <juggs> I've shifted all manner of stuff on freecycle
[04:06:05] <SpallsHurgenson> if lentils think such a thing would be neat or useful, build a partner site :)
[04:06:19] <juggs> With BETA and ADS!!
[04:06:34] <prospectacle> spalls, you're against feature creep entirely, or you just think this would be an excessive instance of it?
[04:07:28] <EETech1> I'd feel safer giving something to someone from soylent than to someone from craigslist
[04:07:41] <SpallsHurgenson> (huh... ipad MS Office apps require you to log-in to a microsoft account just to edit/save, even with the free version. I don't think these apps will be long on my tablet :)
[04:08:04] <SpallsHurgenson> prospectacle: the former, mostly. "Do one thing and do it well", and that sort of thing
[04:08:14] <juggs> EETech1, we do have http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[04:08:14] <NetCraft> ^ 04Wiki: 03Suggestions
[04:08:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> SpallsHurgenson, that's what nexuses are going to be for eventually
[04:09:02] <EETech1> juggs. thanks
[04:09:13] <juggs> SpallsHurgenson, is that the 365 office thing or whatever it's called these days?
[04:09:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> be like tradeshit.soylentnews.org or what have you
[04:09:21] <ciri> when you coming back. miss ya already! ;) TheMightyBuzzard
[04:09:21] <prospectacle> Spalls, i think there's an important distinction between utilities and applications. The former should be dotadiw (do one thing and do it well), the latter basically lives and thrives on feature creep.
[04:09:36] <SpallsHurgenson> juggs: yeah. thought I'd take a look at it. not impressed :)
[04:09:51] <prospectacle> i mean this chatroom is feature creep, but it's pretty awesome
[04:10:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> someone besides the me should prolly do the naming, now that i think about it though.
[04:11:43] <EETech1> TMB. I think that's a perfect address
[04:12:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> tact and good manners n me, we are not acquainted
[04:12:43] <SpallsHurgenson> too often feature-creep comes at a cost to existing functionality, and is caused by marketrons. People read slashdot for the news/comments, and fled it when Dice started pushing towards a more business-focused direction. I'd be very careful extending yourself because it could very well cost you your audience
[04:13:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> not talking marketing here, just putting useful shat up on subdomains. going to need more devs for it to happen though. I ain't superman.
[04:13:50] <prospectacle> Spalls, what you say is very true, feature creep can be (and often is) done poorly and/or for bad reasons, but baby, bathwater and all that.
[04:14:25] <SpallsHurgenson> especially since soylent doesn't - and let's be brutally honest, probably never will - have the resources it needs for that sort of expansion
[04:14:42] <juggs> SpallsHurgenson, I took a look at 365 a few months ago when my father was (finally) buying a new PC / laptop. He went for a local install / license once we ran through the differences together. He may be getting on, but damn he's still sharp on spotting obvious flaws on "cloud" anything. "Why on earth would I do that?" was uttered several times :D
[04:14:45] <EETech1> "I had to leave soylentnews forever after someone offered to give me a Motorola development board"
[04:15:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> shurg. might hit a point where i can spare a nexus a month of code. not soon but it's possible.
[04:15:09] <prospectacle> lol
[04:15:11] <ciri> HEY! don't laugh at me
[04:15:19] <SpallsHurgenson> you aren't apple, you aren't google, you aren't reddit... you aren't even dice. you run a competent newsboard. Do what you are good at and stick with it
[04:15:20] <prospectacle> ciri--
[04:15:20] <Bender> karma - ciri: 2
[04:15:55] <prospectacle> spalls, there's a lot of territory in between newsboard and google.
[04:16:02] <SpallsHurgenson> juggs: especially when there are so many OTHER alternatives - like LibreOffice - that are as good (and free)
[04:16:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> fear not, young hero, i'm the last person you'll see biting off more than they can chew.
[04:16:28] <prospectacle> irc, wiki, journals, idlerpg
[04:17:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm still undecided on private messaging. rather people kept it to the comments but then again it'd be nice to be able to leave someone a note where they'd be sure to notice it.
[04:19:12] <prospectacle> TheMightyBuzzard, for what it's worth I vote in favour of private messaging. As part of a journals/account pages system it seems natural and useful (probably lots of forums have it, too, as does irc).
[04:19:55] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[04:19:55] <Bender> karma - coffee: 905
[04:20:11] <EETech1> wouldn't an @soylent email address take care of that?
[04:20:44] <prospectacle> EEtechi, probably, if it's encrypted end to end (e.g. via webmail)
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[04:20:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, would. dunno that we wanna hand those out though. s'more a vision thing which ain't my dept.
[04:21:09] * SpallsHurgenson is against privmsg (surprise surprise!) not because of any general opposition to featuritis, but because I think the whole point of the website is to encourage DISCUSSION amongst the community, and having a seperate message channel sort of discourages that :)
[04:21:18] <juggs> On site PM seems fine to me as long as it is delivered with options on who to receive missives from. If people want to select the "No PMs at all" option - fine.
[04:21:26] * SpallsHurgenson is a general grump anyway :)
[04:21:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> SpallsHurgenson, ya, thas my main worry. other folks do seem to get along with it though.
[04:22:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> may be something we try then drop a month later.
[04:22:23] <juggs> TMB, Did the offer of volunteer slaves... uh I mean minions... no trainees blow out?
[04:22:32] <prospectacle> SpallsHurgenson, at the risk of seeming like I'm reflexively arguing wih you, I would draw your attention again to irc. Private messages are possible, and useful, but don't prevent main-room discussions.
[04:22:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> juggs, yup, looks that way.
[04:22:47] <juggs> Shame
[04:22:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> very much so
[04:23:21] <SpallsHurgenson> prospectacle: except IRC is quite different from the website. here is conversational, the website is (nominally) informational.
[04:23:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> next update though we will be adding @username with spaces: linking to someone's user info page
[04:24:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> can easily change the functionality of that to messaging them
[04:24:25] <prospectacle> Spalls, there is that different focus, true, although I suspect most people go there to read comments more than they go there for the news itself (although both are a reason to visit)
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[04:24:43] <SpallsHurgenson> the whole point of the site (as I - in all my grumpiness - see it) is to encourage group discussion, not seperate the community into small cliques talking amongst themselves :)
[04:25:17] <juggs> prospectacle, indeed. There's been a coupla times I'd have liked to tap someone with a PM that would be completely O/T to any ongoing discussion. But maybe that's a good thing ~shrug~. PMs seem an obligatory part of building a community, but is that what we are doing here?
[04:25:50] <prospectacle> Well I guess there's only one way to find out. My prediction is private messaging wouldn't put a dent in article comments, and may increase the time people spend on the site and general sense of membership and community, over time.
[04:26:29] <prospectacle> juggs, in the words of the immortal eight ball, all signs point to yes.
[04:26:29] <EETech1_> Thank you all, have a wonderful evening
[04:26:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd like to try it for a month or two. we can always drop it if it gets abused or cuts into comments.
[04:26:39] <prospectacle> later EETech1
[04:26:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> later
[04:26:53] * SpallsHurgenson sees it as gimmickry that takes the focus off the real draw of the site, so we'll have to agree to disagree :)
[04:27:03] <prospectacle> agreed
[04:27:15] * SpallsHurgenson disagrees :)
[04:27:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's kinda low on the list anyway. bugs come before features unless i just see something really shiny i gotta have.
[04:29:19] <SpallsHurgenson> !request please add some Flash "Punch-the-monkey" style-adverts. It's just not a website without that sort of stuff :)
[04:29:22] <prospectacle> that's very sensible, i wish i took that approach. shiny things are too compelling
[04:29:30] * juggs is too lazy, what's the current bugs to be squiched count looking like?
[04:29:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> counting feature requests, something like mid 50s
[04:29:52] <SpallsHurgenson> s/current bugs/current KNOWN bugs/
[04:30:11] <SpallsHurgenson> :)
[04:30:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> SpallsHurgenson, ya, i tried listing the ones i didn't know about. didn't work out that well.
[04:30:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> ended up writing pages of stuff about some ryleh place
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[04:31:13] <SpallsHurgenson> Cthulhu is not a bug!
[04:31:19] <SpallsHurgenson> (he's more of some sort of squid)
[04:32:05] * juggs eviscerates SpallsHurgenson for the flash suggestion. Why not a "welcome" interstitial flash vid every time someone comes to the site? Let's get all 90s on this shat!
[04:32:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> reminds me though, "strange eons" is roughly the timetable i have for finishing the issues queue.
[04:32:42] <SpallsHurgenson> !request please add a "welcome" interstitial flash video to the site that plays everytime someone visits
[04:33:43] <SpallsHurgenson> preferably with some sort of cutesy mascot... a singing, dancing lentil, perhaps?
[04:33:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> spent like most of the week working on using filters only on output rather than an unholy mix of input and output and it's not even on the list.
[04:33:58] <prospectacle> and sound, it has to have sound
[04:34:42] <juggs> SpallsHurgenson, I think the bot for suggests is ~suggest
[04:34:49] <prospectacle> filters only on output is definitely the right way to do it. filters on input = trying to find a shortcut that actually creates more work in the long term.
[04:34:58] <juggs> ah crap, why did I mention that
[04:35:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://umuac.org
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[04:36:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> awe, the audio is 404'd
[04:37:18] <juggs> strangely it's just an ABE blocked sign for me
[04:38:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> used to like that almost as much as hamster dance
[04:38:53] <Konomi> swear I have days where my skin feels smoother than usual
[04:38:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> kids under 10 looooooved it cause all it did was sing monkey monkey monkey on a loop
[04:39:33] <prospectacle> konomi, hydration, probly
[04:39:41] <Konomi> it's warmer today
[04:39:45] <Konomi> so that is not it
[04:40:05] <Konomi> unless someone has been hydrating the air with a squirt bottle while I am not looking
[04:40:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> oil n hydration are all i can think, yeah
[04:40:18] <prospectacle> konomi, internal hydration
[04:41:03] <prospectacle> just a guess, works for me
[04:42:22] <Konomi> maybe
[04:42:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyway, nite folks. up at 5am and back to teh codez
[04:42:32] <prospectacle> later TMB
[04:43:15] <Konomi> bai bai'
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[04:43:56] <prospectacle> anyone seen the new southpark, "freemium isn't free?" It's not the funniest one but it's bang on the money about addictive game psychology
[04:44:14] <Konomi> probalby everything I already knew about gaming ;p
[04:45:21] <prospectacle> bloody windows. it's so easy to detect an ip address conflict, it's a little harder to shut up
[04:45:55] <Konomi> fix your network ;p ?
[04:46:11] <chromas> They're still making south park? Thought they gave up on it
[04:46:23] <Alberto> The link with the "release" is wrong -> http://soylentnews.org
[04:46:23] <NetCraft> ^ 04SN article 03 GnuPG 2.1.0 Supports ECC, Other Improvements 04(2 comments)
[04:46:28] <Alberto> remove the : of the link
[04:46:30] <prospectacle> konomi, yeah it's nothing revolutionary, but good to see it lampooned on a popular show. I'm all for freemium if it's up front and clearly distinguishes between the free part and the paid part, but this micropayment stuff is generally just a way to trick you into one more purchase
[04:46:52] <Konomi> yes but I don't hate them doing that
[04:46:58] <Konomi> I hate people who are dumb enouhg to fall for it
[04:47:07] <Konomi> like every other scam in the world it requires dubm people
[04:47:13] <Konomi> scams aren't the issue
[04:47:14] <Konomi> idiots are
[04:47:38] <prospectacle> chromas, dunno how profitably it still is but they're half way through season 18
[04:48:59] <prospectacle> konomi, well it takes two to tango. There's expecting another party to look after their own interests, and then there's seeking out an preying on the weakness and ignorance that inevitably exists
[04:49:24] <Alberto> Konomi lets kill them all! :D
[04:49:30] <chromas> Guess I should go watch. I was disappointed with season 17
[04:49:40] <juggs> Konomi, there will always be idiots. Even if our species increases it's avg intelligence ^8096 - there will still be those considered idiots.
[04:49:49] <Konomi> Alberto: if anything happens to my partner postal is on the list for possible future jobs ;p
[04:50:01] <prospectacle> chromas, it's not at its peak but you can watch it free online, so it only has to be better than whatever you migth have done for that 20 minutes
[04:50:18] <chromas> Postal++ # maximum carnage
[04:50:18] <Bender> karma - postal: 1
[04:50:51] <SpallsHurgenson> !request soylentnews needs a fun mascot, like this one! http://imgur.com :)
[04:51:15] <Alberto> SpallsHurgenson i agree
[04:51:21] <prospectacle> SpallsHurgenson++ for going the extra mile
[04:51:21] <Bender> karma - spallshurgenson: 8
[04:51:25] <Alberto> but that looks like a poop with hands
[04:51:26] <Alberto> :S
[04:51:38] <SpallsHurgenson> all the best mascots look like poop :)
[04:51:46] <chromas> In animated gif form
[04:51:56] <SpallsHurgenson> besides, if your poop is purple then go seek medical attention immediately :)
[04:52:26] <juggs> I keep proposing humans falling into meat grinder spewing out people-paste ("Soylent is people" after all)... not sure why no-one take me seriously in the meetings >.>
[04:52:29] <Alberto> SpallsHurgenson eat a little of "Havanero" chilli and you will T_T
[04:52:44] <SpallsHurgenson> juggs: I did a picture of that already :)
[04:53:41] <juggs> Alberto, but it's a purple poop.... what not to like?
[04:54:17] <chromas> Purple poopy people eater
[04:54:46] <juggs> hmm... that dingles a bell of a joe satriani track name
[04:54:52] * juggs goes off to look
[04:55:49] * SpallsHurgenson reuploads them http://imgur.com and http://imgur.com
[04:55:50] <NetCraft> ^ 03imgur: the simple image sharer
[04:55:50] <NetCraft> ^ 03imgur: the simple image sharer
[04:55:53] <chromas> starcraft_ost++
[04:55:53] <Bender> karma - starcraft_ost: 1
[04:56:47] <SpallsHurgenson> ost?
[04:57:16] <chromas> Original soundtrack
[04:57:27] <SpallsHurgenson> ah, of course. I knew that.
[05:00:02] <juggs> I remember those SpallsHurgenson - most amuse-balls :D
[05:01:42] <SpallsHurgenson> now they are on the internet twice. poor internet
[05:03:35] <juggs> I doubt it cares
[05:06:00] * SpallsHurgenson clogs up the tubes
[05:07:19] * chromas tries to download an internet but it's stuck behind SpallsHurgenson's mascot
[05:08:17] * chromas grabs a plunger
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[05:09:19] * JamesNZ sticks a blender in chromas' internetz pipe
[05:12:48] * juggs applies caustic chemicals to the blockage
[05:12:55] <juggs> this may end badly
[05:13:07] * juggs hands out eye protection
[05:14:47] * JamesNZ puts gooseberries in the blender and turns it on
[05:19:10] <SpallsHurgenson> right-o, I think that's my cue to say g'night and leave :)
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[05:23:43] <Konomi> 3 new emails that's never a good sign
[05:23:45] <ciri> 4
[05:23:46] <ciri> 5
[05:23:47] <ciri> 6
[05:23:49] <ciri> 7
[05:23:51] <ciri> 8
[05:23:53] <ciri> 9
[05:23:55] <ciri> 10 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[05:23:57] <prospectacle> ciri--
[05:23:57] <Bender> karma - ciri: 1
[05:24:01] <Konomi> ciri--
[05:24:01] <Bender> karma - ciri: 0
[05:24:10] <prospectacle> yay, finally
[05:24:16] <Konomi> with you on that one
[05:27:15] <Konomi> bodies are so urk I'm still weirded out by my skin doing this a lot
[05:27:25] <Konomi> least those weird bruises are gone
[05:28:43] <prospectacle> are they drinking burises? they always seem mysterious, but in a way the explanation is simple
[05:29:12] <Konomi> no I had four small bruises on um
[05:29:17] <Konomi> bicept area?
[05:29:25] <Konomi> look like I lost a fight with a chicken in my sleep or something
[05:29:37] <Konomi> or someone jabbed me with a pencil
[05:29:54] <prospectacle> weird indeed. sleeping chicken fights can be a sympton of an underlying conditions, win or lose
[05:31:21] <Konomi> waiting to become an android
[05:31:37] <Konomi> skipping the bathroom and sleeping things a normal body needs to do should help tons with my computer time
[05:31:51] <prospectacle> cyborg, surely
[05:32:08] <prospectacle> you gotta keep a few original bits, or what's the point.
[05:32:35] <Konomi> who wants to be a flesh bag?
[05:33:53] <Konomi> humble bundle racing bundle
[05:33:55] * Konomi gags
[05:34:45] <Konomi> out of 6 games only 1 supports linux least I don't ahve to make the choice at all
[05:35:10] <prospectacle> i don't like "pay what you think it's worth" things it makes me feel guitly or ripped off or both
[05:36:09] * juggs helicopters Konomi into a blade runner movie scenario.
[05:36:55] <juggs> Konomi, you're in the desert and you come across a turtle on it's back.....
[05:37:19] <Konomi> did I take lsd first
[05:37:49] <juggs> you tell me, did you?
[05:39:38] <Konomi> idk ;p
[05:39:41] <Konomi> you're telling this story
[05:40:51] <juggs> ok - no you did not take lsd first or any other psycho-active compound.
[05:43:10] <juggs> The turtle exists, in an arid desert, it is upside down, obviously struggling, what would you do?
[05:46:39] <Konomi> help it?
[05:46:59] <Konomi> though it's in a desert I kinda think it might be screwed already
[05:47:27] <Konomi> least it can have the dignity of being upright before it dies though
[05:47:51] <prospectacle> maybe it's delicious
[05:47:58] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[05:47:58] <Bender> karma - coffee: 904
[05:48:08] <Konomi> caffeine++
[05:48:08] <Bender> karma - caffeine: 33
[05:48:22] <juggs> http://www.devo.com
[05:48:23] <NetCraft> ^ 03Interrogation of Leon
[05:49:28] <juggs> I may formulate a Turing test bot, that could be interesting. Completely fallible but fun non the less.
[05:49:51] <Konomi> okay then ;p
[05:52:12] <Konomi> I still haven't watched blade runner
[05:52:19] <Konomi> it's like some black spot on my geek repuation
[05:53:03] <juggs> Your reply was interesting Konomi, you'd help the critter stand on its legs but not escort it from the arid environment to somewhere else where it may have a better chance of survival. So actually, just prolonging its suffering.
[05:53:45] <Konomi> I wasn't presuming we were going to make it out of the desert ;p
[05:53:51] <Konomi> I figure middle of the desert meant fucked ;p
[05:55:02] <juggs> That's a pessimistic presumption, what in the provided scenario prompted that do you think?
[05:56:53] <Konomi> cause it's a desert ;p
[05:56:59] <juggs> Blade Runner is horribly dated now as a film, the book it was based on is still a good read.
[05:57:25] <Konomi> I like old movies ;p
[05:58:16] <juggs> But you could have been at the edge of the desert, or driving through the desert... you interpreted the question as "we're all going to die here" when that was in no way suggested.
[05:59:06] <prospectacle> well it does show a very human kind of interpretation
[05:59:08] <Konomi> welll you kinda stopped actually ;p
[05:59:16] <Konomi> you never elaborated past the desert
[05:59:22] <Konomi> so I kinda get to presume until you do
[05:59:54] <juggs> and perhaps your presumptions reveal something about you and your state of mind :D
[06:01:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - These are the Oldest Fossilized Muscles, and they are Rewriting Prehistory - http://sylnt.us - mighty-thews
[06:01:48] <juggs> perhaps my lack of elaboration in the question was deliberate
[06:02:20] <Konomi> then you can presume if I am stuck in the construct of an unelaborate desert I will presume I'm screwed ;p
[06:02:33] <juggs> lol
[06:03:10] <juggs> I'll elaborate an oasis somewhere in v0.0002 :D
[06:04:39] <Konomi> https://electronics.stackexchange.com
[06:04:50] <juggs> Maybe some scenarios around saving 1000 turtles vs. allowing one sick human child to die or something
[06:05:21] <juggs> put the wires on your tongue and record which way it twitches?
[06:09:04] <Konomi> http://www.misfile.com
[06:09:05] <NetCraft> ^ 03Book #21 - Misfile
[06:09:05] <Konomi> thehe
[06:12:30] <crutchy> coffee++
[06:12:30] <Bender> karma - coffee: 905
[06:13:19] <crutchy> happy weekend everybloody!
[06:13:38] <Konomi> are you drinking?
[06:13:38] <juggs> happy w/e crutchy
[06:13:51] <crutchy> nah
[06:14:01] <crutchy> i had a pretty good day at work though
[06:14:26] <crutchy> productive and as fun as work can be
[06:14:52] <juggs> crutchy, exec got a vhost as you mooted in #. Lemme know if you want it changed. :D
[06:15:04] <crutchy> it did?
[06:15:10] <crutchy> thanks juggs
[06:15:18] * crutchy does a whois
[06:15:35] <crutchy> lmao!
[06:15:58] <crutchy> look out SN
[06:16:10] * juggs whacks Konomi - yet another webcomic I now feel obliged to go back to ep1S1 and read right through
[06:16:22] <crutchy> oh where?
[06:16:28] <Konomi> good lukc it only has 2000+ now
[06:16:31] * crutchy looks up
[06:16:31] <juggs> http://www.misfile.com
[06:16:33] <NetCraft> ^ 03Book #21 - Misfile
[06:16:41] <Konomi> I did however power through 6 years of it in 3 days nya hehe
[06:16:43] <Konomi> or 2 not sure
[06:17:12] <Konomi> up to 2583 still 6 months of it to go
[06:18:31] <crutchy> that's an... interesting comic
[06:18:55] <juggs> Every effin time someone posts something like that, I look at a few, then feel obliged to go back to the 1st ever and go all the way through just to understand the characters properly.
[06:19:08] <crutchy> at least they didn't call it Rag #21
[06:20:09] <crutchy> ~say blah
[06:20:10] <exec> blah
[06:20:31] <crutchy> wow it cahnged hosts without falling over
[06:20:33] <Konomi> I would be very amussed if any of the guys here took it up ;p
[06:21:00] <crutchy> i like to get in touch with my fenemine side sometimes
[06:21:18] <crutchy> cos i'm a new age sensitive guy and all :p
[06:22:19] <Konomi> surreeeee
[06:22:20] <JamesNZ> coffee-- # Let's see what this does :P
[06:22:20] <Bender> karma - coffee: 904
[06:22:36] <Konomi> it decrements coffee
[06:22:51] <JamesNZ> Well, no, I mean how it affects crutchy.
[06:23:10] <crutchy> exec's full name kinda reads like execautioner... consider yourselves suitably cautioned :D
[06:23:22] <Konomi> oh I see
[06:23:25] <JamesNZ> :o
[06:23:38] <Konomi> I think you're imaging too much of an attention span on his part to test that theory though
[06:23:49] <JamesNZ> Heh.
[06:23:54] <crutchy> i like trains
[06:24:18] <juggs> crutchy - yah that additional @ or a in there had be puzzling. Best I could come up with off top of head.
[06:24:32] <crutchy> looks good to me :)
[06:24:59] <crutchy> i think xlefay came up with a good one but i can't remember what it was
[06:25:56] <crutchy> juggs++
[06:25:56] <Bender> karma - juggs: 33
[06:26:08] <crutchy> ooh double-boob karma
[06:26:27] <Konomi> !grab
[06:26:27] <Bender> grab <nick>
[06:26:30] <Konomi> !grab crutchy
[06:26:30] <Bender> Added quote 264
[06:26:32] <Konomi> 17:20 < crutchy> cos i'm a new age sensitive guy and all :p
[06:26:47] <juggs> I just thought... well exec executes external scripts... so how to name something that executes things other than executioner? executor smells of dead people
[06:27:15] <crutchy> exec smells dead people
[06:29:58] <crutchy> Konomi, you should buy me a drink before you grab me
[06:30:08] <Konomi> I'll leave Bender to grab you ;p
[06:32:01] * juggs buys everyone a drink in some weird self congratulatory BS move before passing out in the corner. Ishhh all grate!!
[06:32:14] <Konomi> I don't drink
[06:32:19] <Konomi> unless it's a milkshake
[06:32:27] <crutchy> ~gday juggs
[06:32:28] * JamesNZ glugs happily
[06:32:28] * exec brazenly offers a used franger of glowballs to juggs
[06:32:54] * juggs passes Konomi sparkling water and a milkshake
[06:33:30] * crutchy offers Konomi a used franger full of milkshake :p
[06:34:02] <Konomi> and this is why I prefer girls >.>
[06:34:12] <crutchy> :D
[06:34:13] <Alberto> RACIST!
[06:35:12] <Konomi> Alberto: https://www.youtube.com
[06:35:12] <NetCraft> ^ 03You keep using that word. - YouTube
[06:35:38] <crutchy> apparently Alberto doesn't like horse races or something
[06:36:02] <Konomi> I don't like horse races or animal abuse
[06:36:25] <crutchy> horse races are only useful as an excuse to take a day off work in november
[06:36:47] <Konomi> except my house mate had to work so yeah idk about that
[06:37:16] <crutchy> what does he do?
[06:37:21] <juggs> Ahhh.. the channel has settled on 1st world hand-wringing.
[06:37:23] <Konomi> works at bunnings I believe
[06:37:32] <crutchy> ah
[06:37:45] <crutchy> ~definehand-wringing
[06:37:48] <crutchy> oops
[06:37:52] <crutchy> ~define hand-wringing
[06:38:00] <exec> [wiktionary] 3hand-wringing: hand-wringing (uncountable)
[06:38:11] <crutchy> ¿
[06:38:16] <juggs> lol
[06:38:16] <ciri> lol that's funny!
[06:38:27] <crutchy> go smell some dead people exec
[06:39:34] * juggs evaporates - be well
[06:39:39] <crutchy> o/
[06:39:48] <Konomi> but but
[06:39:53] <crutchy> later dude
[06:39:54] <Konomi> don't leave me here with them ;_;
[06:40:01] * JamesNZ DDG's how to be well
[06:40:15] <crutchy> i'll make sure Konomi doesnt post too many dick pics
[06:40:16] <juggs> ffs
[06:40:37] <Konomi> whos dick am I posting?>
[06:41:02] <JamesNZ> E-F's? :P
[06:41:09] <Konomi> ewwwww
[06:41:14] <Konomi> don't even joke about that
[06:41:25] <JamesNZ> (on second thoughts, he doesn't need you to do that for him)
[06:41:37] <Konomi> I'd burn it metaphorically.
[06:41:46] <Konomi> dear god
[06:41:53] <Konomi> thanks for that mentally scaring image JamesNZ ._.
[06:42:10] <JamesNZ> Anytime Konomi B-)
[06:44:32] <crutchy> coffee++
[06:44:32] <Bender> karma - coffee: 905
[06:44:50] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[06:44:50] <Bender> karma - coffee: 904
[06:44:55] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[06:44:55] <Bender> karma - coffee: 903
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[07:21:36] <Konomi> http://www.misfile.com
[07:21:37] <NetCraft> ^ 03Book #22 - Misfile
[07:38:14] <crutchy> lol
[07:38:16] <crutchy> http://www.misfile.com
[07:38:16] <NetCraft> ^ 03Book #22 - Misfile
[07:38:22] <crutchy> "i miss my penis"
[07:39:09] * crutchy closes browser and opens winamp and gedit
[07:39:57] <chromas> "closes browser"? What does that mean?
[07:40:52] * chromas doesn't remember how to close applications anymore
[07:41:04] <crutchy> must be related to a mario kart character
[07:41:29] <crutchy> misspelt mario kart character :p
[07:45:30] <Konomi> you'd have to read the whole comic I'm not spoiling
[07:45:58] * crutchy tries to figure out some music to get the code juices flowing
[07:46:06] <Konomi> beer
[07:46:09] <Konomi> code while drunk
[07:46:22] <crutchy> i prefer red wine if ima gunna do that
[07:46:33] <chromas> Do both; it's classy
[07:46:41] <Konomi> no it's spewy
[07:46:45] <Konomi> don't mix good way to hurl
[07:46:51] <crutchy> yeah i've done that before
[07:46:54] <crutchy> not again
[07:47:01] <JamesNZ> crutchy: "Mind Heist" by Zach Hemsey.
[07:47:04] <Konomi> lets just say when I was erm
[07:47:06] <Konomi> 18 ish I think
[07:47:09] <Konomi> I was at a party
[07:47:18] <Konomi> everyone kept offering me all sorts of drinks
[07:47:27] <Konomi> first and last time I got drunk
[07:47:27] <JamesNZ> crutchy: Also the entire Amazing Spiderman 2 soundtrack :P
[07:47:39] <Konomi> my friend said I spent the night singing in his ute cab
[07:47:50] <Konomi> then I opend the door and fell out onto the grass and started ranting about the stars
[07:47:52] <crutchy> JamesNZ, might youtube those
[07:47:54] <crutchy> thanks
[07:47:58] <Konomi> I don't remember it though
[07:48:05] <Konomi> I remember waking up sick multiple times though x.x
[07:48:06] <crutchy> did you get married?
[07:48:18] <Konomi> one my friend was also my step brother so no
[07:48:35] <Konomi> I'm not dumb enough to go around a party without someone backing me up
[07:48:45] <Konomi> good way to wkae up to a very bad situation
[07:48:57] <crutchy> i hate going to parties of any kind
[07:49:04] <chromas> parties--
[07:49:04] <Bender> karma - parties: -1
[07:49:09] <Konomi> me too it was more of a BBQ get together with work peeps
[07:49:15] <Konomi> it was for my dad
[07:49:25] <Konomi> but eveyone kept giving me drinks ._.
[07:49:29] <Konomi> I didn't want to be rude
[07:50:33] <JamesNZ> What did your Dad think? :P
[07:50:47] <Konomi> I think he had to leave early or something
[07:50:50] <Konomi> the details are kinda fuzzy
[07:50:57] <JamesNZ> Ah.
[07:51:08] <Konomi> I remember the singing
[07:51:10] <Konomi> and the falling
[07:51:14] <Konomi> I don't remmeber what songs
[07:51:22] <Konomi> or that I fell on grass or talked about stars
[07:51:38] <crutchy> that zach hemsey track is from inception?
[07:51:44] <crutchy> lol i think i have that one :D
[07:51:45] <ciri> it's not that funny :)
[07:51:48] <Konomi> I don't remmeber inception very well
[07:51:51] <Konomi> it's an old movie
[07:51:53] <JamesNZ> crutchy: That's it :)
[07:52:05] <JamesNZ> Well, the trailer of it at least.
[07:52:25] * chromas sends the firemen into the dreamworld
[07:53:08] <crutchy> hans_zimmer++
[07:53:08] <Bender> karma - hans_zimmer: 1
[07:53:21] * JamesNZ promptly plays the Horn of Doom
[07:53:31] <crutchy> lol
[07:53:31] <ciri> HEHEHEHE
[07:53:41] <Konomi> ciri--
[07:53:41] <Bender> karma - ciri: -1
[07:53:55] * crutchy likes that horn
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[07:54:36] <JamesNZ> It's cool, but kinda overused nowadays :P
[07:54:50] * crutchy plays "solara" by fenomenon
[07:55:07] * JamesNZ youtubes that
[07:55:32] <crutchy> karma up if you can guess the film :p
[07:55:58] <Konomi> I'd have to google cheat to figure it out ;p
[07:56:18] <JamesNZ> Yeah, I'd have to google as well :P
[07:56:35] <keplr> Opaque to me, too.
[07:56:42] <JamesNZ> Sounds like it would fit into Oceans 11, but I don't think it's from that.
[07:57:45] <chromas> is there a movie called the island?
[07:57:51] <crutchy> chromas++
[07:57:51] <Bender> karma - chromas: 50
[07:57:55] * chromas scrolls the comments :D
[07:58:05] <chromas> chromaS-- # for cheating
[07:58:05] <Bender> karma - chromas: 49
[07:58:34] <chromas> but seriously, I've never heard of that movie
[07:58:44] <crutchy> youtube "my name is lincoln"
[07:58:53] <crutchy> that track still gives me goosebumps
[07:59:48] <keplr> +/- 10 seconds is the limit I can stand my clocks being out of sync without suffering anxiety.
[08:00:06] <keplr> I'm always anxious as it happens.
[08:00:55] <chromas> ten seconds as too many. Oven clocks need ntp support
[08:00:58] <keplr> Still haven't gotten out the ladder to pull down my wall clock and change it for DST.
[08:01:06] <KonomiNetbook> wow thought I was bad about ocd ;p
[08:01:47] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[08:01:47] <NetCraft> ^ 03The Island - My Name is Lincoln - Extended Soundtrack - YouTube
[08:01:55] <crutchy> extended_version++
[08:01:55] <Bender> karma - extended_version: 1
[08:02:07] <keplr> Now that I've upgraded to an atomic Casio, I only have my wall clock to worry about.
[08:02:27] <chromas> cold_fusion++
[08:02:27] <Bender> karma - cold_fusion: 1
[08:03:08] <keplr> My stove and microwave just say 00:00 so I'm not counting that.
[08:03:25] <keplr> Haven't had a VCR is over a decade.
[08:04:06] <chromas> they don't increment the time from 0?
[08:04:15] * chromas is taken agasp
[08:04:50] <keplr> They display 00:00 when not in use.
[08:05:25] <crutchy> oh wtf. that extended version was dodgy
[08:05:37] <crutchy> fake_extended_versions--
[08:05:37] <Bender> karma - fake_extended_versions: -1
[08:05:42] <keplr> I'm sure they can display an estimation of the correct time, accurate enough for mouthbreathing peasants.
[08:05:51] <chromas> did somebody just loop some parts and call it extended?
[08:08:27] <keplr> Any US citizens here?
[08:18:40] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[08:18:41] <NetCraft> ^ 03Do you want this man to be the 45th President of these united States of America? - YouTube
[08:19:22] <crutchy> there's one thing that government force would be good for... conscripting this man to be president
[08:21:04] <chromas> lol @ the inspirational musical backdrop
[08:22:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft to Make Office Free on iPad, Android - http://sylnt.us - desperate-times-at-redmond
[08:22:50] <chromas> Bender: s/d$/d-high/
[08:22:50] <sedctl> <chromas> <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft to Make Office Free on iPad, Android - http://sylnt.us - desperate-times-at-redmond-high
[08:23:10] * JamesNZ wonders if crutchy is a closest 'murican :P
[08:23:58] <crutchy> if murica doesn't want him he can be aussie prime minister anyday
[08:24:24] <crutchy> problem is he would embarrass the crap outta all our other politicians :/
[08:24:43] <JamesNZ> Heh.
[08:28:08] <crutchy> chromas, yeah the music is distracting
[08:29:08] <KonomiNetbook> everytike someone says america now
[08:29:16] <KonomiNetbook> I think of the movie
[08:29:18] <KonomiNetbook> team america
[08:29:22] <KonomiNetbook> and the start of that car chase
[08:29:27] <KonomiNetbook> team ammmmerrrriiiccaaaaaaa
[08:29:28] <KonomiNetbook> ._.
[08:29:39] <chromas> america—fuck yeah!
[08:30:16] * chromas runs around beer one one hand, gun in the other, shooting up the sky
[08:40:53] <JamesNZ> BRING THE FREEDOM!
[08:49:53] <crutchy> you have balls.... i like balls
[08:53:02] <chromas> Bender: grab crutchy
[08:53:02] <Bender> Added quote 265
[08:54:24] <chromas> chocolate_beverage++
[08:54:24] <Bender> karma - chocolate_beverage: 1
[08:55:05] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[08:55:05] <NetCraft> ^ 03Team America - Dicks, pussies and assholes - YouTube
[09:04:55] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[09:04:55] <NetCraft> ^ 03PewDiePie Finds Out How Gravity Works - YouTube
[09:05:03] <crutchy> ^one of my favorites
[09:05:11] <crutchy> (love the background music)
[09:11:22] <keplr> chromas: I like beer and own guns, but firing into the sky seems a waste.
[09:14:46] <chromas> That's the only thing I don't like about guns—bullets are too spendy
[09:35:49] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[09:35:49] <NetCraft> ^ 03THE SCIENCE SHOW - YouTube
[09:42:26] <Konomi> e4defrag -c /dev/sd?
[09:42:30] <Konomi> you know you wanna
[09:42:34] <Konomi> all mine said no defrag needed
[09:43:30] <crutchy> bash: e4defrag: command not found
[09:43:39] <crutchy> i tried and failed :(
[09:43:42] <chromas> but but, the internet says Linux FSs are so advanced they can't fragment!
[09:44:42] <chromas> :(
[09:44:53] <crutchy> "fragment" in linux just means forgetting where you put your pr0nz stash
[09:45:13] <chromas> which device is my root? It's hard to find in the forest of cgroups and other crap in the fstab
[09:45:28] <crutchy> which key is the any key!?
[09:45:47] <chromas> crutchy: it's three keys left of Escape
[09:47:42] * chromas runs it; the entire output is: Done.
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[10:00:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Encrypted Messaging for Any Social Site, via Browser Plugins - http://sylnt.us - crypticantisocial
[10:47:48] <crutchy> chromas, Konomi has rooted your pyewta!
[10:47:59] <crutchy> through the back door
[10:49:13] <chromas> :(
[10:49:21] <chromas> that's why all these bash scripts are a-runnin'
[10:49:35] <chromas> actually it turns out I needed root but it wouldn't bother to tell me
[10:50:18] * chromas misses the days of graphical defragmentation representation; need a gui for linux
[10:50:23] <crutchy> if you need root, you just sudo apt-get install hooker
[10:50:39] <chromas> that's a pretty good way to install an infection though
[10:51:05] <crutchy> just don't install the version that requires lib-wife
[10:51:16] * chromas wonders if there are hookers around here
[10:51:19] <crutchy> s/wife/marriage/
[10:51:19] <sedctl> <crutchy> just don't install the version that requires lib-marriage
[10:51:48] <crutchy> do people go fooshing?
[10:52:20] <chromas> out of town yea
[10:52:50] <chromas> not sure how far out that would be; there's rivers and stuff
[10:52:55] <chromas> it's mostly agriculture around here
[10:53:08] <crutchy> i'm sure occasionally they become hookers
[10:53:09] <chromas> grains and onions and stuff, slowly being replaced by yet more vineyards
[10:53:28] <crutchy> unless they use explosives to catch te fooshes :/
[10:53:31] <chromas> I guess that's a good place to put some money
[10:54:23] <crutchy> around here there's mainly cattle, potatoes, plantations, coal mines and power stations
[10:54:55] <chromas> we've got wind and water power stations
[10:55:04] <crutchy> oh nice :)
[10:55:43] <crutchy> there's some wind turbines near the coast and the snowy hyrdo scheme up in the mountains, but they are a fair drive away
[10:56:24] <crutchy> i do the odd design job for the snowy scheme. interesting plant
[10:56:29] <chromas> > Any questions?
[10:56:29] <chromas> >>Uhh, is this a god dam?
[10:56:34] <crutchy> lol
[10:56:35] <ciri> HAHAHAHA
[10:57:24] * chromas goes to wikictl Snowy Mountains Scheme
[10:57:33] <chromas> scheme eh, sounds a little fishy
[10:58:04] <chromas> ~weather
[10:58:09] <chromas> oh yeah
[10:58:13] <chromas> ^weather walla walla
[10:58:15] <geotti> [Walla Walla, Washington] Clear. Temp is 11.0*C. SSE wind: 3.2 kph. Humidity: 66%.
[10:58:27] <crutchy> ^weather melbourne
[10:58:29] <geotti> [Melbourne, Australia] Clear. Temp is 26.1*C but feels like 26*C. WSW wind: 1.6 kph.
[10:58:45] <crutchy> pretty warm here still for 10pm
[10:58:54] <chromas> it was November but somehow we got wound back to mdi-August temp-wise
[10:59:13] <chromas> s/(d)(i)/\2\1/
[10:59:13] <sedctl> <chromas> it was November but somehow we got wound back to mid-August temp-wise
[11:00:21] <crutchy> s/./s\/.\/*\/g/g
[11:00:21] <sedctl> <crutchy> s/./*/gs/./*/gs/./*/gs/./*/gs/./*/gs/./*/gs/./*/gs/./*/gs/./*/gs/./*/gs/./*/gs/./*/gs/./*/gs/./*/gs/./*/gs/./*/gs/./*/gs/./*/gs/./*/gs/./*/gs/./*/gs/./*/gs/./*/gs/./*/gs/./*/gs/./*/gs/./*/gs/./*/gs/./*/gs/./*/gs/./*/g
[11:00:35] <chromas> wow, crutchy, you can leave your doors open at night
[11:00:44] <crutchy> we do
[11:00:49] <chromas> well; probably need some bars or something to keep the roos out
[11:00:54] <crutchy> lol
[11:00:56] <chromas> and it's not even summer yet
[11:01:22] <crutchy> apparently supposed to be pretty warm tomorrow
[11:01:33] <chromas> all we get are coyotes and stuff
[11:01:40] <chromas> haven't seen any roadrunners go by though
[11:02:04] <crutchy> 32 deg C tomorrow apparently
[11:02:09] * chromas goes out to paint a rock to look like a tunnel
[11:02:41] <chromas> sounds like it's gonna be toasty therewhen summer hits
[11:03:25] <chromas> strap-on a cpu cooler to your neck
[11:03:25] <crutchy> maybe
[11:03:46] <crutchy> inflatable_kiddy_pool++
[11:03:46] <Bender> karma - inflatable_kiddy_pool: 1
[11:04:01] <chromas> put gelatin in it while they're at school
[11:04:24] <crutchy> will be harder for the missus cos she's at home
[11:04:35] <crutchy> not so bad for me cos i spend all day in an orifice
[11:12:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:12:39] <Bender> karma - coffee: 904
[11:13:31] <crutchy> coffee++
[11:13:31] <Bender> karma - coffee: 905
[11:13:59] <chromas> chocolate_beverage++
[11:13:59] <Bender> karma - chocolate_beverage: 2
[11:15:08] <crutchy> ~cid
[11:15:22] <crutchy> oh forgot
[11:15:27] <crutchy> the 'great purge'
[11:15:33] <ar> coffee--
[11:15:33] <Bender> karma - coffee: 904
[11:15:34] <ar> tea++
[11:15:34] <Bender> karma - tea: 199
[11:16:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, ar, crutchy, chromas
[11:16:24] <crutchy> ar, you know if you replaced that coffee-- with tea++ tea would catch up to coffee just as quick?
[11:16:31] <crutchy> mornin tmb
[11:16:52] <chromas> morning TheMightyBuzzard, crutchy
[11:17:00] <crutchy> ~gday chromas
[11:17:01] * exec fanatically blows a socket of Soylent Green at chromas
[11:17:02] <chromas> early morning for crutchy
[11:17:20] <crutchy> nah only about 2230
[11:17:27] <chromas> ah yeah
[11:17:31] <chromas> morning's not until 0330
[11:17:37] <Alberto> ar--
[11:17:37] <Bender> karma - ar: 6
[11:17:44] <Alberto> dont touch my coffee
[11:17:47] <Alberto> coffee++
[11:17:47] <Bender> karma - coffee: 905
[11:17:51] <Alberto> =p
[11:17:54] <Alberto> Alberto++
[11:17:55] <ar> coffee--
[11:17:55] <Bender> karma - coffee: 904
[11:18:04] <Alberto> coffee++
[11:18:04] <Bender> karma - coffee: 905
[11:18:05] <Alberto> coffee++
[11:18:05] <Bender> karma - coffee: 906
[11:18:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> Alberto-- overzealous coffee moderation detected, enchance your calm.
[11:18:05] <Bender> karma - alberto: -24
[11:18:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee--
[11:18:05] <Bender> karma - coffee: 905
[11:18:06] <Alberto> coffee++
[11:18:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> Alberto-- overzealous coffee moderation detected, enchance your calm.
[11:18:06] <Bender> karma - coffee: 906
[11:18:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee--
[11:18:06] <Bender> karma - alberto: -25
[11:18:06] <Bender> karma - coffee: 905
[11:18:14] <crutchy> lol
[11:18:15] <Alberto> coffee++
[11:18:15] <Bender> karma - coffee: 906
[11:18:18] <Alberto> coffee++
[11:18:18] <Bender> karma - coffee: 907
[11:18:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> Alberto-- overzealous coffee moderation detected, enchance your calm.
[11:18:18] <Bender> karma - alberto: -26
[11:18:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee--
[11:18:18] <Bender> karma - coffee: 906
[11:18:24] <ar> coffee--
[11:18:24] <Bender> karma - coffee: 905
[11:18:27] <ar> tea++
[11:18:27] <Bender> karma - tea: 200
[11:18:31] <Alberto> coffee++
[11:18:31] <Bender> karma - coffee: 906
[11:18:35] <Alberto> coffee++
[11:18:35] <Bender> karma - coffee: 907
[11:18:37] <Alberto> coffee++
[11:18:37] <Bender> karma - coffee: 908
[11:18:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> Alberto-- overzealous coffee moderation detected, enchance your calm.
[11:18:37] <Bender> karma - alberto: -27
[11:18:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee--
[11:18:38] <Bender> karma - coffee: 907
[11:18:41] <crutchy> themightybot is sapping tmb's coffee
[11:18:49] <ar> coffee--
[11:18:49] <Bender> karma - coffee: 906
[11:18:52] <ar> tea++
[11:18:52] <Bender> karma - tea: 201
[11:18:52] <Alberto> i hate that buttz0r
[11:18:55] <chromas> ar, could probably automate a coffee-- response; just give it a random delay and we won't even know it. In fact, maybe you already did
[11:19:09] <ar> chromas: You never know
[11:19:12] <Alberto> chromas coffee was over 10K
[11:19:16] <Alberto> and now has 1K
[11:19:17] <Alberto> weird
[11:19:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> Alberto, was only 1k
[11:19:27] <crutchy> he calls it "teaz0r"
[11:19:28] <chromas> don't think it was a 10k
[11:19:31] <chromas> you're thinking of bacon
[11:19:39] <crutchy> in ##
[11:19:44] * Alberto fechs bacon
[11:19:46] <Alberto> bacon++
[11:19:46] <Bender> karma - bacon: 274
[11:19:49] <Alberto> bacon++
[11:19:49] <Bender> karma - bacon: 275
[11:20:16] <ar> coffee--
[11:20:16] <Bender> karma - coffee: 905
[11:20:21] <ar> tea++
[11:20:21] <Bender> karma - tea: 202
[11:20:40] <crutchy> there is a pretty consistent delay between coffee-- and tea++
[11:20:45] <chromas> tea-- # it's for faeries
[11:20:45] <Bender> karma - tea: 201
[11:20:53] <crutchy> had better randomize that a bit too ar
[11:21:27] <chromas> toast_dipping++
[11:21:27] <Bender> karma - toast_dipping: 1
[11:21:44] <Alberto> tea-- #coffee is better
[11:21:44] <Bender> karma - tea: 200
[11:21:52] <Alberto> tea-- #coffee is better
[11:21:52] <Bender> karma - tea: 199
[11:22:09] <chromas> it's almost as low as gas prices
[11:22:30] <chromas> which are so 'low' now people are going out and buying suvs again
[11:22:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> speak for yourself, ours are like $2.75 still
[11:22:52] <crutchy> petrol surprisingly has kept pretty steady lately
[11:22:58] <crutchy> for past few years
[11:23:10] <ar> tea++ #better than that black sludge of your
[11:23:10] <Bender> karma - tea: 200
[11:23:11] <ar> +s
[11:23:11] <Alberto> Full gas tank is 4 USD on Venezuela
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[11:23:25] <chromas> yeah, tmb, it's not really that cheap here but it's still under the $3.90~whatever it's usual
[11:23:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> state supported prices don't count
[11:23:31] <Alberto> tea-- #segfault's your brain
[11:23:31] <Bender> karma - tea: 199
[11:23:34] <ar> coffee++
[11:23:34] <Bender> karma - coffee: 906
[11:23:35] <crutchy> premium is about AU$1.70
[11:23:38] <ar> tea++
[11:23:38] <Bender> karma - tea: 200
[11:23:42] <ar> coffee--
[11:23:42] <Bender> karma - coffee: 905
[11:23:44] <chromas> tea-- # green sludge
[11:23:44] <Bender> karma - tea: 199
[11:23:51] <ar> tea++
[11:23:51] <Bender> karma - tea: 200
[11:23:57] <Alberto> ar you can't win boy
[11:24:00] <crutchy> AU$1.70/litre that is
[11:24:07] <Alberto> We are the Bacon & Coffee team!
[11:24:16] <Alberto> Soylent runs on that as a fuel
[11:24:17] <chromas> crutchy: that seems cheap but AUD$ are probably like $50 usd
[11:24:33] * chromas is reminded of Idiocracy
[11:24:35] <crutchy> nah i think one aussie is about 80c US
[11:24:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> buck n change
[11:24:38] <chromas> coffee++ # for $1000
[11:24:38] <Bender> karma - coffee: 906
[11:24:48] <chromas> with a handjob
[11:24:49] <crutchy> or other way around
[11:24:51] <Alberto> http://www.globalpetrolprices.com
[11:24:54] <Alberto> check there
[11:24:55] <crutchy> (US is worth more than ausssie)
[11:24:55] <Alberto> 0.1
[11:25:41] <crutchy> our reserve bank is pretty good at spooking the forex
[11:25:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> Alberto, ya but that price is controlled by the state not the free market, meaning everyone selling gas to them has to lose money.
[11:25:53] <crutchy> resource_economy__
[11:25:56] <crutchy> resource_economy++
[11:25:56] <Bender> karma - resource_economy: 1
[11:26:13] <crutchy> not_looking_at_keyboard--
[11:26:13] <Bender> karma - not_looking_at_keyboard: -1
[11:27:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> keyboards++ #have an excuse for typos you wouldn't with brain interface
[11:27:25] <Bender> karma - keyboards: 1
[11:28:08] <chromas> I dunno; a brain interface would probably have more I saw a mongoose. He was doin' like this!
[11:28:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... appears facebook has fubar'd my feed slurping script again
[11:28:53] <crutchy> i gave up trying to chase google's bullshit excuse for html
[11:28:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> being friday, think i'll work on it instead of slash this mornin.
[11:28:59] <Konomi> also I ran that e4defrag on both my ext4 drives
[11:29:07] <Konomi> one had a rating of 0 defragmentation
[11:29:10] <Konomi> one had a rating of 1
[11:29:17] <crutchy> binary
[11:29:18] <Konomi> go ext4 go \o/
[11:29:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> Konomi, ya, that's ext4 for ya.
[11:29:22] <crutchy> must be defragctl
[11:29:25] <ar> coffee--
[11:29:25] <Bender> karma - coffee: 905
[11:29:28] <Konomi> it's in a scale of 0 to 100 not binary >.<
[11:29:29] <ar> tea++
[11:29:29] <Bender> karma - tea: 201
[11:29:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> fragments--
[11:29:56] <Bender> karma - fragments: -1
[11:29:57] <Konomi> and the one that had 1 doesn't mattre cause it's an ssd
[11:30:04] <chromas> 0, 1, 10, 11, 100
[11:30:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> ?!
[11:30:17] <Konomi> also fun fact you stil have to use an in the english language even if the word doesn't start with a vowel
[11:30:22] <Konomi> but sounds like it starts with a vowel
[11:30:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> why would you defrag a SSD?
[11:30:34] <Konomi> I wouldn't
[11:30:39] <Konomi> it was the statistics
[11:30:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, okay then
[11:30:56] <crutchy> gotta keep those electrons in line
[11:31:10] * chromas whips the transistors
[11:31:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> hang on, lemme check some much used spinning rust
[11:33:24] <chromas> whoops; accidentally didn't use -c on the server
[11:33:48] <Konomi> >.<
[11:33:54] <chromas> and it seems to have assumed -v 'cause wall of text
[11:34:02] <chromas> listing every file
[11:34:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[11:34:25] <Konomi> be more careful with what commands you thumb into a server!
[11:34:26] <Konomi> ._.
[11:34:44] <chromas> only 123k files; I bet firefox code's caught up to that by now
[11:34:47] <ar> coffee--
[11:34:47] <Bender> karma - coffee: 904
[11:34:48] <ar> tea++
[11:34:48] <Bender> karma - tea: 202
[11:35:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, my ssd is at 1, spinning rust is all at 0
[11:35:05] <ar> you shouldn't defrag an ssd
[11:35:12] <Konomi> we all know that
[11:35:19] <crutchy> i didn't
[11:35:20] <Konomi> if there is anyone who doesn't know that I'd be very surprised
[11:35:22] <chromas> he's lost in the coffee-- haze
[11:35:35] <chromas> crutchy: don't admit!
[11:35:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> someone on /. tried to argue that you did need to once. it was funny.
[11:35:48] * crutchy hasn't entered the ssd timewarp
[11:35:50] <Konomi> I think my biological interface controller caught a virus ;_;
[11:35:52] <Konomi> I have a fever
[11:36:01] <chromas> install mse
[11:36:11] * crutchy has that effect on women
[11:36:11] <Konomi> I don't think they make a me version anymore
[11:36:12] <Konomi> ;p
[11:36:17] <ar> Konomi: want a cup of warm tea, or is it still hot in wherever-you-are?
[11:36:23] <Konomi> don't you mean headaches crutchy ;p
[11:36:36] <Konomi> still hot so no
[11:36:40] <Konomi> and I'm not fond of hot drinks
[11:36:56] <crutchy> is it cooling down a bit there Konomi?
[11:37:03] <Konomi> it is but I am not sadly
[11:37:05] <crutchy> ~weather melbourne
[11:37:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> tea can be drank cold as well you know. ask anyone who's ever been to the southern US.
[11:37:18] <crutchy> pretty stuffy in my dogbox
[11:37:22] <Konomi> I'm 7 hours form melb so that wouldn't give a good indication
[11:37:36] <chromas> crutchy: what'd you do?
[11:37:38] <crutchy> mallee?
[11:37:42] <Konomi> ya
[11:37:48] <Konomi> hick land -.-
[11:37:55] <crutchy> lol
[11:37:55] <ciri> lol damn!
[11:37:56] <crutchy> nah
[11:38:00] <Konomi> ciri--
[11:38:00] <Bender> karma - ciri: -2
[11:38:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> ignore++
[11:38:08] <Bender> karma - ignore: 1
[11:38:19] <Konomi> everything ciri says something dumb I'm downvoting everytime it says something smart I'll upvote
[11:38:29] <Konomi> I expect to reach the negative integer max at some point
[11:38:42] <chromas> the smart's turned off now
[11:38:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> trying to exploit bender, eh?
[11:39:19] <crutchy> Konomi, your script would prolly overflow in # cos there's two of them :d
[11:39:28] <Konomi> my script?
[11:39:41] <crutchy> eh
[11:39:43] <chromas> neat, I can just pass in a directory to e4defrag and it figures out the device mode
[11:39:43] <crutchy> brain script
[11:39:47] <crutchy> :p
[11:39:49] <chromas> node
[11:40:02] <Konomi> hmm that is handy
[11:40:13] <Konomi> wonder if -c works on it
[11:40:23] <crutchy> e4defrag nsa.gov
[11:40:23] <chromas> lol
[11:40:24] <ciri> heh
[11:41:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> wish fb would quit fucking with their feed construction within the same version
[11:41:15] <chromas> score of 8. The most fragmented file is the root log for SedBot
[11:41:19] <ar> coffee--
[11:41:19] <Bender> karma - coffee: 903
[11:41:22] <ar> facebook--
[11:41:22] <Bender> karma - facebook: -2
[11:41:50] <crutchy> does sedbot get lots of roots?
[11:42:22] <ar> http://xkcd.com - heh
[11:42:27] <chromas> I think it gives out root
[11:42:51] <crutchy> sedbotctl put out
[11:43:01] <Konomi> This directory (/mnt/wd0/home/strawberry/Games/LeagueofLegends/) does not need defragmentation.
[11:43:04] <Konomi> kay
[11:43:12] <Konomi> 50k of files I thought it might
[11:43:20] <chromas> wd0
[11:43:42] * chromas doesn't recognize wd
[11:43:49] * Konomi waits
[11:43:51] <chromas> oh wait, that's /mnt not /dev
[11:43:58] * Konomi keeps waiting
[11:44:16] <crutchy> is wd a raid?
[11:44:30] <chromas> it's the disk brand—wicker dungeon
[11:44:45] <crutchy> oh yeah i was infected by the same thought as chromas
[11:44:50] <Konomi> bbest and brightest
[11:44:54] <chromas> I was thinking /dev though, like /dev/sd or the classic md nobody uses anymore
[11:44:56] * crutchy needs more mnting
[11:44:56] <Konomi> it stands for western digitial you butts
[11:45:12] <chromas> hd
[11:45:21] <crutchy> raid is usually md i think
[11:45:30] <chromas> I guess linux thinks everything's a scsi device now
[11:45:55] <chromas> yeah, I meant hd; but how hds are sds
[11:46:38] <chromas> tmb, I was sure FB used to emit an rss feed but it must be off now
[11:46:41] <Konomi> http://paste.ofcode.org
[11:46:42] <NetCraft> ^ 03Paste ofCode
[11:46:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, they might, dunno
[11:47:01] <chromas> 'cause I remember people bitching about being able to bypass privacy settings with it
[11:47:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> i use the api when given a choice
[11:47:34] <crutchy> real men scrape
[11:47:35] <Konomi> I avoid it when I don';t feel like broken glass chewing ;p
[11:47:36] <crutchy> :p
[11:47:49] <Konomi> glad I am excempt for all of that
[11:48:08] <crutchy> echo "i'm a real browser, honest\n";
[11:48:19] <chromas> they do have an xmpp interface to chat that mostly works so you can use pidgin or something for people who want to talk that way
[11:48:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i'd avoid it too but there's one old friend it's either facebook or drunk dial his dad at 3am to get his phone number
[11:48:46] <Konomi> you can but they log all chats
[11:48:50] <Konomi> down to the nanon second
[11:48:50] <Konomi> ;p
[11:49:00] <chromas> true but at least you don't have to load the web page
[11:49:04] * crutchy hasn't used fb since. um. fiik
[11:50:20] <ar> http://arachnist.is-a.cat - hehe
[11:50:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> doesn't pidgin have an off the record messaging plugin?
[11:50:59] <ar> chromas: linux does that, because scsi subsystem is better tested
[11:51:42] <ar> chromas: and afair sata is actually closer to scsi than ata/ide, commandset-wise
[11:51:48] <Konomi> it is
[11:52:30] <crutchy> aw
[11:52:30] * chromas now expects someone to figure out they can put several sata lines together for moar speed and go parallel again
[11:52:38] <crutchy> ar, i was expecting a pussy pic
[11:52:48] <chromas> crutchy: but instead you got screwed
[11:52:49] <Konomi> mostly because of sas I think
[11:52:52] <crutchy> lol
[11:53:01] <ar> crutchy: http://25.media.tumblr.com
[11:53:23] <Konomi> http://www.webopedia.com
[11:53:33] <ar> http://25.media.tumblr.com
[11:53:36] <Konomi> SAS devices can communicate with both SATA and SCSI devices (the backplanes of SAS devices are identical to SATA devices). A key difference between SCSI and SAS devices is the addition in SAS devices of two data ports, each of which resides in a different SAS domain. This enables complete failover redundancy. If one path fails, there is still communication along a separate and independent path.
[11:53:42] <crutchy> three little froot loops
[11:54:11] <Konomi> I think it's because serial scsi came before sata
[11:54:24] <crutchy> can even plug SAS drives into a SATA backplane, even though they wont work
[11:54:44] <ar> but sata drives in sas backplanes will
[11:54:52] <crutchy> yeah
[11:55:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, after proper dumpage, it's not my script that's screwed up but their feed that's missing stuff.
[11:57:27] <Konomi> if you accept input you have to make it work
[11:57:28] <Konomi> ;p
[11:57:39] <crutchy> had better reverse the polarity of the socket and spew into their servers
[11:58:09] <ar> http://lcamtuf.blogspot.com
[11:58:26] <crutchy> need a triangulation subsuperlative demodulator for that
[11:58:46] <crutchy> lcamtuf?
[11:59:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> no i mean the api is actually not returning things it should be. i ask for the last 50 status updates and it gives me like 20something
[11:59:32] <ar> crutchy: lcamtuf
[12:00:01] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: are you requesting too often? Add a loop
[12:00:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> no and yes
[12:00:30] <crutchy> if at first you don't succeed, DOS the fuckers
[12:00:56] <Konomi> DDoSing is dirty
[12:01:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - We are Running Out of Sand - http://sylnt.us - life-is-a-beach
[12:01:14] <chromas> so is QDOSing
[12:01:51] <Konomi> oh they mean beaches I was worried we'd have no more silicon
[12:01:57] <Konomi> disaster averted
[12:02:17] <crutchy> the USA has blown up all the desert countries
[12:02:34] <chromas> Beaches are only fun after the other people have drowned. Sometimes they need help
[12:02:37] <chromas> did I just say that out loud?
[12:03:13] <crutchy> beaches are only fun after other people's kids have rolled around and collected all the needles
[12:03:14] <Konomi> like anyone here would disagree
[12:03:22] <Konomi> >.>
[12:03:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> i would, beaches suck period. sand in the crack.
[12:03:51] <crutchy> crack_sand--
[12:03:51] <Bender> karma - crack_sand: -1
[12:04:19] <chromas> yeah but you can build dams and dig ditches and stuff. redirect that water, mister!
[12:04:58] <chromas> mod the beach
[12:05:01] <chromas> hack the planet!
[12:05:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> long way to go for it but kudos on making me think of AJ's bewbs
[12:06:03] <Konomi> https://www.youtube.com
[12:06:04] <NetCraft> ^ 03Hack the Planet - YouTube
[12:07:02] <chromas> oh look, there's Shaggy
[12:07:05] <Konomi> I like how the whole thing about rigging the pay phone in this movie is sstill completely relevant here
[12:07:10] <Konomi> just only with cell phones
[12:07:19] <Konomi> aka still ripping people off
[12:07:24] <chromas> do they take tones?
[12:07:30] <Konomi> nah ;p
[12:07:42] <Konomi> I meant about the profitiering glutons line ;p
[12:07:54] <Konomi> I've seen texts cost 0.20 cents here
[12:08:01] <chromas> oh they make tones. "Ching! There's another dollar from your account"
[12:08:14] <Konomi> loved this show too ;p
[12:08:36] * chromas cracks a can of Perri-Air
[12:11:33] <Konomi> https://www.youtube.com
[12:11:33] <NetCraft> ^ 03Unknown Classics - Hackers Review - YouTube
[12:11:37] <Konomi> thehe
[12:15:39] <ar> coffee--
[12:15:39] <Bender> karma - coffee: 902
[12:15:41] <ar> tea++
[12:15:41] <Bender> karma - tea: 203
[12:16:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> thanks for reminding me
[12:19:50] <Konomi> caffeine++
[12:19:50] <Bender> karma - caffeine: 34
[12:19:53] <chromas> the_prodigy++
[12:19:53] <Bender> karma - the_prodigy: 1
[12:20:56] <chromas> lol; that review's even got crutchy's favorite ncis scene
[12:24:21] <Konomi> blizzard--
[12:24:21] <Bender> karma - blizzard: -1
[12:24:39] <Konomi> buzzard--
[12:24:39] <Bender> karma - buzzard: -1
[12:24:39] <chromas> blizzard--
[12:24:39] <Bender> karma - blizzard: -2
[12:24:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> ?!
[12:25:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> what i do?
[12:25:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> sides coding against the facebook api i mean
[12:35:10] <ar> Konomi: why so much blizzard hate?
[12:35:29] <Konomi> starcraft 2 problems/neglect/fuck them
[12:35:42] <ar> oh, what problems?
[12:35:48] <ar> i didn't play in a while
[12:36:30] <Konomi> TheMightyBuzzard: buzzard is a common nick name for blizzard ;p
[12:36:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, nod nod
[12:36:46] <Konomi> http://us.battle.net
[12:36:46] <NetCraft> ^ 03Blizzard = Buzzard - Forums - Hearthstone
[12:38:21] <ar> also, i got myself a Leatherman multitool.
[12:39:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> fine bit of kit, that
[12:39:58] <ar> yup
[12:40:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> have one in my fishing tackle box. saved many a finger vs catfish "teeth"
[12:55:37] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[12:55:37] <NetCraft> ^ 03DEFCON 18: How I Met Your Girlfriend 3/3 - YouTube
[12:55:42] <crutchy> interesting talk'
[12:56:26] <crutchy> TheMightyBlizzard
[12:56:40] <crutchy> :D
[12:56:48] <crutchy> starcraft_broodwar++
[12:56:48] <Bender> karma - starcraft_broodwar: 1
[12:59:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, i should have went fishing today
[12:59:54] <crutchy> why do today what you can put off till tomorrow
[13:00:08] <crutchy> or something like that
[13:00:44] <crutchy> ~count chromas
[13:01:35] <exec> privmsg count for chromas in #soylent: 14605 over 245 days (60 per day avg)
[13:03:57] <chromas> When did I start talking a lot?
[13:04:25] <chromas> Blah blah blerg
[13:04:53] <chromas> Bob Loblaw's Law Blog
[13:05:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> that hurts my eyes to read
[13:06:20] <chromas> Arrested_development++
[13:06:20] <Bender> karma - arrested_development: 2
[13:06:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> guess i could write up docs on the api
[13:08:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, writing docs sucks. crutchy, write the docs for me.
[13:08:36] <chromas> Api++
[13:08:36] <Bender> karma - api: 4
[13:08:50] <chromas> APK--
[13:08:50] <Bender> karma - apk: -1
[13:09:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> hosts--
[13:09:06] <Bender> karma - hosts: -3
[13:09:07] -!- CoolHand has quit [Ping timeout: 244 seconds]
[13:11:02] <crutchy> ~wiki
[13:11:03] <exec> alias "~wiki" requires additional trailing argument
[13:11:08] <crutchy> ~wiki set
[13:11:09] <exec> wiki: not logged in
[13:11:15] <crutchy> ~wiki login
[13:11:17] <exec> wiki: login=Success, username=Exec (userid=1546)
[13:11:21] <crutchy> ~wiki set
[13:11:24] <exec> wiki: no action specified
[13:11:29] <crutchy> pfft
[13:11:48] <chromas> ~wikictl start session
[13:11:49] <crutchy> tmb, write docs for exec's wiki alias so that i can write docs for your api :p
[13:12:14] <crutchy> ~wiki logout
[13:12:17] <exec> wiki: successfully logged out
[13:13:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> blah
[13:13:49] * chromas wonders why horizontal scrolling is so terribly slow in android browsers
[13:14:25] <crutchy> microsoft probably patented fast horizontal scrolling for metro
[13:14:41] * TheMightyBuzzard reminds himself that good code is self-documenting and calls it a day
[13:14:56] <crutchy> except perl :d
[13:15:06] <chromas> Funny you should say that. Android is starting to look like win phone
[13:15:25] <chromas> And win phone is starting to see android-ish features
[13:15:31] <chromas> Add
[13:15:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, you read the api well enough to understand what was doing what with almost no help and you don't speak perl
[13:16:09] <ar> tea++
[13:16:09] <Bender> karma - tea: 204
[13:16:10] <crutchy> i speak fluent jibberish though :D
[13:16:58] <chromas> tea++ # for positivity
[13:16:58] <Bender> karma - tea: 205
[13:17:26] <crutchy> hmm
[13:17:32] <crutchy> ~wiki login
[13:17:34] <exec> wiki: login=Success, username=Exec (userid=1546)
[13:18:29] <crutchy> ~wiki edit Slashcode:API||This is a placeholder page for documenting the Slashcode API.
[13:18:30] <exec> wiki: edit=invalid title/section
[13:18:41] <crutchy> thought so
[13:18:50] <crutchy> only edits existing pages
[13:19:04] <crutchy> needs moar functionality
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[13:19:27] <crutchy> ~wiki logout
[13:19:29] <exec> wiki: successfully logged out
[13:21:11] <chromas> That's weird. On the web it's the same action for nonexistent pages
[13:21:40] <crutchy> its just the way i scripted
[13:21:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh
[13:21:51] <crutchy> its not really an action
[13:21:58] <crutchy> its a special buttfart action
[13:24:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> sweet zombie jesus, i forgot how useless wikis are
[13:24:54] <crutchy> wikis are awesome
[13:24:56] <crutchy> wiki++
[13:24:56] <Bender> karma - wiki: 1
[13:25:12] <crutchy> especially when you integrate them with microsoft access databases :p
[13:25:27] <chromas> rdbms+=
[13:25:33] <chromas> rdbms++
[13:25:33] <Bender> karma - rdbms: 2
[13:25:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> wikis are a bunch of random pages that may or may not have any links connecting them together
[13:25:49] <crutchy> pretty much
[13:25:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> useless
[13:25:59] <chromas> Thumb blocked the symbol popup
[13:26:19] <chromas> If they don't have links then they need to be fixed
[13:26:23] <crutchy> wikis++
[13:26:23] <Bender> karma - wikis: 1
[13:26:37] <crutchy> there's a page that you can view orphans
[13:26:37] <chromas> [[wikify]]
[13:27:36] * crutchy still hasn't finished implemeting the orphans page for his work wiki
[13:28:20] <chromas> Making your own wiki system?
[13:28:33] <crutchy> yeah
[13:28:38] <crutchy> awesome fun
[13:28:55] <chromas> crutchy++
[13:28:55] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 114
[13:29:39] <crutchy> simpler codebase and integrates with files on the lan and access dbs
[13:30:11] <crutchy> and it has a funky template system
[13:30:16] <chromas> I made a little web page thinger with categories and wikilinks in php once. It was fun
[13:31:46] <crutchy> wikis are pretty handy i think. wikimedia is good but not necessarily good for a workplace. need something you can easily bolt on interfaces to other systems
[13:32:26] <chromas> Integration++
[13:32:27] <Bender> karma - integration: 1
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[13:38:29] <mattie_p> coffee++
[13:38:29] <Bender> karma - coffee: 903
[13:38:35] <mattie_p> morning folks
[13:43:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[13:43:26] <Bender> karma - coffee: 904
[13:43:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, mattie_p
[13:43:53] <crutchy> coffee++
[13:43:53] <Bender> karma - coffee: 905
[13:43:57] <crutchy> bacon++
[13:43:57] <Bender> karma - bacon: 276
[13:44:00] <mattie_p> TheMightyBuzzard, how is slash treating you today?
[13:44:05] <mattie_p> baconcoffee++
[13:44:05] <Bender> karma - baconcoffee: 1
[13:44:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, dunno. writing documentation for the api this morning.
[13:44:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> so someone besides me can use it
[13:44:45] <crutchy> :D
[13:45:12] <mattie_p> documentation is for wimps
[13:45:16] <mattie_p> documentation--
[13:45:16] <Bender> karma - documentation: 0
[13:45:21] <mattie_p> :)
[13:45:38] <mattie_p> !whoup documentation
[13:45:38] <Bender> uppers of documentation are: crutchy: 1
[13:46:06] <crutchy> o.0
[13:46:20] <crutchy> why would i up documentation?
[13:46:34] <chromas> Why wouldn't you?
[13:46:42] <crutchy> ~first documentation++
[13:46:46] <mattie_p> who knows? were you documenting one of your bots and later realized it saved your bacon?
[13:46:51] <chromas> Always going crazy
[13:47:09] <exec> first privmsg for documentation++ in #soylent not found
[13:47:32] <crutchy> shit
[13:47:37] <crutchy> pre-loggie?
[13:47:43] <chromas> It was so long ago
[13:48:09] <mattie_p> can't be before logs, I don't think
[13:48:28] <crutchy> loggie was only introduced around march
[13:48:43] <crutchy> there was a couple of months without official logs i think
[13:49:15] <chromas> 19th of August
[13:49:20] <crutchy> is there a command to tell when you registered with nickserv?
[13:49:45] <crutchy> is that when i documentation++'d?
[13:50:05] <chromas> 12:10:08.85 pdt
[13:50:28] <chromas> Yeah, according to my query
[13:51:09] <crutchy> http://logs.sylnt.us
[13:51:13] <crutchy> yeah
[13:51:24] <crutchy> stupid ~first thingy no worka
[13:51:29] <chromas> Logging_to_ postgresql++
[13:51:36] <chromas> Logging_to_postgresql++
[13:51:36] <Bender> karma - logging_to_postgresql: 1
[13:52:02] <chromas> Typing non-sentence on phone minus minus
[13:52:19] <crutchy> my queries are based on logs.sylnt.us cos i'm not always online
[13:52:42] <chromas> Need to import it occasionally
[13:52:42] <ar> tea++
[13:52:42] <Bender> karma - tea: 206
[13:52:45] <ar> coffee--
[13:52:45] <Bender> karma - coffee: 904
[13:53:00] <crutchy> it caches all but today
[13:53:08] <mattie_p> and yet again ar has to stomp on coffee
[13:53:19] <mattie_p> tea-- #because ar likes it
[13:53:19] <Bender> karma - tea: 205
[13:53:57] <crutchy> aw we shouldn't pick on ar. he's a ruby developer :p
[13:53:59] <ar> tea++ # because it's good for you
[13:53:59] <Bender> karma - tea: 206
[13:54:05] <ar> crutchy: i'm not a ruby developer
[13:54:08] <chromas> He actually brews it and then dumps it out on the floor
[13:54:23] <chromas> You are now
[13:54:38] <crutchy> spread the word :D
[13:54:44] <ar> i'm a sysadmin. i just use ruby as a tool, and it works better for me than other tools (programming languages)
[13:54:45] <mattie_p> you can be the official Soylent ruby developer
[13:54:57] <ar> well… go might've been better for me, if i knew go better
[13:55:04] * chromas gets on the wire and keys out the message
[13:55:47] <crutchy> 111000111111000111111000111
[13:56:15] <crutchy> oh crap
[13:56:23] <crutchy> i was using ~first wrong
[13:56:31] <crutchy> its ~first <nick>
[13:56:34] <ar> tea++
[13:56:34] <Bender> karma - tea: 207
[13:56:37] <ar> coffee--
[13:56:37] <Bender> karma - coffee: 903
[13:57:07] <chromas> Dahdidahdit dahdahdah
[13:57:16] <chromas> Um, what's f?
[13:57:33] <crutchy> ~find-first documentation++
[13:57:36] <mattie_p> never learned morse.
[13:57:51] <Konomi> what's documentation?
[13:57:53] * Konomi hides
[13:57:59] <exec> first privmsg containing "documentation++" in #soylent: [2014-08-19 12:10:08] <crutchy> documentation++
[13:58:00] <mattie_p> hey Konomi
[13:58:02] <crutchy> dunno. mine was just SOSSOSSOS
[13:58:34] <Konomi> hey mattie_p ~
[13:58:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> Konomi, the bane of every developer's existence to write and the hugest boon ever if you have to code against someone else's code.
[13:58:46] <Konomi> hehe
[13:58:52] <Konomi> http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com
[13:58:56] <Konomi> hating my species is go
[13:59:06] <crutchy> i only ever code why, not what or how
[13:59:23] <crutchy> if you need comments to explain what your code is doing, your code is stupid
[14:00:03] * chromas runs off to delete comments to make the code better
[14:00:04] <mattie_p> yeah, so most code is stupid, so what?
[14:00:10] <Konomi> my comments are for the stupid people who read it aftewards \o/
[14:00:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> never hate the species, you're part of it. hate needs to be individualized so you can always feel completely justified in it.
[14:00:17] <crutchy> lol
[14:00:17] <ciri> HAHAHAHA
[14:00:22] <Konomi> ciri--
[14:00:22] <Bender> karma - ciri: -3
[14:00:35] <mattie_p> Konomi my comments are for the stupid me who reads it afterwards.
[14:00:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scientists Study Frequency Distribution of Paraphilia - http://sylnt.us - I-have-a-dream
[14:00:41] <Konomi> mattie_p: same here ;_;
[14:01:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> my comments are for the me too on account of slashcode is BIG
[14:01:35] <crutchy> when i look at my old code and i realize its stupid, if i need to change it i have to refactor all the stupid out
[14:01:53] <crutchy> refactoring++
[14:01:53] <Bender> karma - refactoring: 4
[14:01:56] <Konomi> that's a poor coding ethic
[14:02:00] <Konomi> code just looks ugly sometimes
[14:02:20] <crutchy> ugly code is ugly
[14:02:44] <crutchy> but i'm a bit pedantic with code
[14:03:25] <crutchy> i hack a lot, but even when i hack i like to make what i'm doing clear
[14:03:27] <chromas> crutchy takes his code from behind
[14:03:31] <Konomi> lol
[14:03:32] <ciri> hahaha
[14:03:36] <Konomi> ciri--
[14:03:36] <Bender> karma - ciri: -4
[14:04:14] <chromas> ~first ciri
[14:04:24] <crutchy> s/hack/quick and dirty/g
[14:04:24] <sedctl> <crutchy> i quick and dirty a lot, but even when i quick and dirty i like to make what i'm doing clear
[14:04:32] <crutchy> fk
[14:04:36] <exec> first privmsg for ciri in #soylent: [2014-04-25 03:14:24] The roll of the dice picks: upgrade.
[14:04:38] <crutchy> must be sleepy time
[14:04:50] <Konomi> 1am you're so weak
[14:04:51] <Konomi> ;p
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[14:05:14] <crutchy> night o/
[14:05:59] <mattiep> that was weird
[14:06:50] <Konomi> where the 0s and 1s getting their freak on again?
[14:06:50] <ciri> hmmm thats a good question Konomi
[14:06:55] <Konomi> were*
[14:06:58] <Konomi> ciri--
[14:06:58] <Bender> karma - ciri: -5
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[14:08:45] <chromas> Poor ciri
[14:08:52] <mattiep> everyone hates ciri
[14:09:04] <mattiep> except that's not true
[14:09:18] <mattiep> everyone likes to pretend to hate ciri is more accurate
[14:11:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, i really hate ciri
[14:11:49] <mattiep> ok, I believe you
[14:12:04] <chromas> ciri: sings that Barney song
[14:30:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, there's some work done...
[14:30:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[14:30:41] <NetCraft> ^ 04Wiki: 03ApiDocs
[14:49:18] <ar> tea++
[14:49:18] <Bender> karma - tea: 208
[15:11:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, api docs updated to what i currently have implemented
[15:30:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[15:30:52] <Bender> karma - coffee: 904
[15:37:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.ghacks.net
[15:38:50] <ar> tea++
[15:38:50] <Bender> karma - tea: 209
[15:54:24] <swiss> coffe--
[15:54:24] <Bender> karma - coffe: -3
[15:54:30] <swiss> coffee--
[15:54:30] <Bender> karma - coffee: 903
[16:01:17] blackmoore|afk is now known as Blackmoore
[16:01:21] <Blackmoore> mornin
[16:01:24] <Blackmoore> coffee++
[16:01:24] <Bender> karma - coffee: 904
[16:01:46] <Blackmoore> ok can someone look at this?
[16:01:46] <Blackmoore> http://abcnews.go.com
[16:02:00] <Blackmoore> is this news? or is this just fear mongering?
[16:02:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Canadian Hospital, Sick of US Test Monopoly, Sues to Stop Gene Patents - http://sylnt.us - can-you-patent-the-gene-detector?
[16:03:53] <Blackmoore> I'm having a hard time looking at it and beliving it at face value.
[16:03:54] <ar> coffee--
[16:03:54] <Bender> karma - coffee: 903
[16:03:55] <ar> tea++
[16:03:55] <Bender> karma - tea: 210
[16:04:02] <Blackmoore> coffee++
[16:04:02] <Bender> karma - coffee: 904
[16:04:35] <Blackmoore> I know those systems come in two flavors. new and compomised, or ancient and un accessable
[16:05:34] <ar> http://www.smbc-comics.com
[16:05:35] <NetCraft> ^ 03Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
[16:11:57] <Blackmoore> http://www.sheldoncomics.com
[16:11:58] <NetCraft> ^ 03Sheldon® Comic Strip: Daily webcomic by Dave Kellett
[16:13:13] <ar> Big data: http://images5.fanpop.com
[16:13:47] <swiss> ar: i love smbc
[16:28:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> Blackmoore, it's likely true if horribly stated by ABC since it's remotely technical
[16:31:52] <Blackmoore> but like i said, I know if it's a modern conrtol system - it's likely to have been compomised from the get-go.
[16:32:35] <Blackmoore> if no by our own TLA's but by "foreign agents" when it was built over seas.
[16:32:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup
[16:32:48] <Blackmoore> it's not exactly news
[16:33:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> only in that they got caught.
[16:33:33] <Blackmoore> the old stuff. the analog stuff built here in the 40-60? the only way you can compromise it is on site
[16:33:59] <Blackmoore> it's too dumb to be electronically instructed
[16:34:38] <Blackmoore> so again it comes back to - do i post it and spread the FUD.
[16:34:49] <Blackmoore> or do i just ignore it?
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[16:43:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> I'd say go ahead n post it. Why should you be the only one to call them out on bad reporting?
[16:43:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> Put an ed note at the bottom if you feel we might miss that.
[16:44:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> Besides, it's still news to those with their heads firmly in... the sand. yeah, the sand.
[16:46:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> "I know this is hardly news to a lot of us here but the reporting itself is worth a comment or two."
[16:49:57] <mechanicjay> Good Morning!
[16:50:00] <mechanicjay> coffee++
[16:50:00] <Bender> karma - coffee: 905
[16:50:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, mechanicjay. got some work for yas if you got the time.
[16:50:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> can wait till after coffee though
[16:51:15] <mechanicjay> Yeah, i saw something about fluorine sending out emails in the scrollback.
[16:51:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod. that's normal practice but misconfigured so we're getting stopped by some spam blockers.
[16:52:06] <mechanicjay> I don't even thing I need to fire up a terminal to fix this.
[16:52:14] <mechanicjay> s/thing/think
[16:52:14] * sedctl offers machanecjay a /
[16:52:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> excellent! I haven't monkeyed with multiple external mail delivery systems in a coon's age myself.
[16:55:47] <mechanicjay> okay, I added that ip to our spf record -- lets see if it fixed that fellows problem
[16:56:29] <mechanicjay> our DNS record TTL is still 5 min, so the change should propagate out pretty quickly.
[16:57:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> xar, should be fixed. let us know if the digests don't come through okay today or we're otherwise still buggered up somehow.
[16:57:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> mechanicjay, ya, digests won't go out till much later though. should be plenty of time even for long caches.
[16:57:32] <mechanicjay> cool
[16:58:39] <mechanicjay> xar, if you're still getting rejections at your server, feel free to drop me an email -- my irc handle @soylentnews.org with details/logs/etc.
[17:10:20] <Blackmoore> thank you mechanicjay - that will get me started
[17:11:07] <Blackmoore> my big headache will be setting up the damn thing.
[17:11:22] <Blackmoore> I'm a complete novice on virtual servers
[17:12:12] <Blackmoore> and i figure i need FTP as well as java and the MC server.
[17:25:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> Blackmoore, if you're going to be running a MC server, make sure it has scads of ram. it's going to need it going by my personal experience.
[17:51:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Way to Predict How Traffic will Flow - http://sylnt.us - road-scholars?
[18:20:46] <Blackmoore> yeah, we're testing the clients and those need 2Gb to work.
[18:21:12] <Blackmoore> I will at LEAST need that for the server.
[18:29:19] <Landon> TheMightyBuzzard: s/MC/java/ :)
[18:37:29] <Blackmoore> i had a dedicated host last time, but sevice there was poor. this time I'm going it alone. I expect to fail a few times.
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[19:19:34] <Blackmoore> and then i find the linode wiki.
[19:19:46] <Blackmoore> yeah. this is gonna be pretty easy.
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[19:40:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Research Lights the Way to Super-Fast Computers - http://sylnt.us - light-on-the-details
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[20:01:41] <swiss> juggs: http://i.imgur.com photo competition at work, my caption was "putting in some changes on the way in"
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[21:03:11] <SirFinkus> rsync++
[21:03:11] <Bender> karma - rsync: 6
[21:11:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Super Smasher: Particle Colliders May Get Smaller & More Powerful - http://sylnt.us - pocketcollider
[21:15:09] <crutchy> rsync++
[21:15:09] <Bender> karma - rsync: 7
[21:15:22] <swiss> rsync++
[21:15:22] <Bender> karma - rsync: 8
[21:15:24] <swiss> rsync is so gud
[21:16:07] <crutchy> ssh++
[21:16:07] <Bender> karma - ssh: 2
[21:16:40] <crutchy> gitbash++ # makes windows suck that little bit less
[21:16:40] <Bender> karma - gitbash: 1
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[21:56:31] <Blackmoore> coffee++
[21:56:31] <Bender> karma - coffee: 906
[21:57:23] <crutchy> coffee++
[21:57:23] <Bender> karma - coffee: 907
[21:58:49] <crutchy> what's happenin' Blackmoore?
[21:59:12] <crutchy> must be about weekend by now for you guys?
[22:02:01] <ar> coffee--
[22:02:01] <Bender> karma - coffee: 906
[22:02:02] <ar> tea++
[22:02:02] <Bender> karma - tea: 211
[22:03:33] <crutchy> saturday mornin here. drinking a
[22:03:35] <crutchy> coffee++
[22:03:36] <Bender> karma - coffee: 907
[22:03:37] <crutchy> :D
[22:05:30] <ar> i think that "coffee++" would have to be something better than coffee. in other words, tea.
[22:05:39] <ar> crutchy: Are you drinking tea?
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[22:08:10] <crutchy> nah
[22:08:17] <crutchy> just cheap coffee
[22:08:20] <crutchy> http://soylentnews.org
[22:08:21] <NetCraft> ^ 04SN comment by Ethanol-fueled (2792)
[22:08:37] <crutchy> had a bit of a chuckle
[22:08:56] <crutchy> e-f definitely has some smarts when he's not off his tits
[22:09:14] <Blackmoore> nearly.
[22:09:21] <swiss> lol
[22:09:21] <ciri> heh
[22:09:22] <Blackmoore> another hour to go
[22:09:38] <Blackmoore> and one more coffee
[22:09:42] <Blackmoore> coffee++
[22:09:42] <Bender> karma - coffee: 908
[22:09:44] <crutchy> yup
[22:09:46] <swiss> http://www.tonymacx86.com this is going to take over my weekend next wekeend
[22:09:48] <NetCraft> ^ 03Ersterhernd's NUCiMac G4
[22:09:59] <crutchy> i usually get a hankering for a cuppa at about 3
[22:10:16] <JamesNZ> ~gday crutchy
[22:10:17] * exec insubordinately flings a used franger of coffee++ at crutchy
[22:10:23] <crutchy> ooh
[22:10:27] <crutchy> gloopy
[22:10:27] <swiss> we don't do much at work on fridays
[22:10:30] <JamesNZ> Just the thing for you :P
[22:10:37] <swiss> so i generally just stay home
[22:10:38] <Blackmoore> nice one swiss
[22:10:48] <swiss> Blackmoore: which one?
[22:10:50] <swiss> the link?
[22:11:04] <Blackmoore> i always wanted to do a casemod but never figured out what i wanted
[22:11:05] <crutchy> yesterday (friday) was really quiet in our office
[22:11:19] <swiss> Blackmoore: i got a g4 for $15 from my school auction
[22:11:34] <Blackmoore> nice price!
[22:11:59] <swiss> yeah
[22:12:03] <crutchy> Blackmoore, maybe go caseless like this guy: http://media.techeblog.com
[22:12:06] <swiss> just ordered some aluminum sheet metal
[22:12:29] <Blackmoore> part of my problem is never having a good system to put in it..
[22:12:34] <Blackmoore> crutchy: WHA?!
[22:13:00] <Blackmoore> that's .. somethng alright
[22:13:39] <crutchy> or the overclockers dream: http://hackedgadgets.com
[22:14:12] <Blackmoore> I was thinking Art Deco.
[22:14:14] <mechanicjay> pci, socket7, IDE cables, and a floppy -- that's an antique piece of hanging art
[22:14:34] <crutchy> at least it has a power cord plugged into it :p
[22:14:35] <Blackmoore> like one of the old tube radios
[22:17:12] <crutchy> google 'steampunk pc mod' prolly get a few ideas
[22:19:05] <crutchy> awesome: http://www.google.com
[22:19:10] <crutchy> aw fuck
[22:19:13] <crutchy> stupid google
[22:19:43] <crutchy> s/google/me for copying google link instead of image link/
[22:19:43] <sedctl> <crutchy> stupid me for copying google link instead of image link
[22:25:24] <Blackmoore> wow.. that's .. busy
[22:25:26] <chromas> Now we know your secret parameters
[22:26:44] <Blackmoore> http://www.decophobia.com(1).jpg
[22:27:10] <Blackmoore> http://cf.collectorsweekly.com
[22:27:50] <Blackmoore> http://shard3.1stdibs.us.com
[22:27:53] <Blackmoore> damn.
[22:28:00] <Blackmoore> i think i have that chassis
[22:28:16] * crutchy puts pants on after exposing his secret parameters
[22:32:12] <swiss> Blackmoore: get an old CRT deep dish monitor
[22:32:22] <swiss> Blackmoore: put an LCD in the front, and a computer in teh rest
[22:34:40] <crutchy> shit
[22:34:51] <crutchy> different: http://fc00.deviantart.net
[22:38:41] <Blackmoore> eh - i just gave away a CRT that would do. but it wasnt dead. I couldnt getmyself to gut it
[22:39:06] <Blackmoore> but a 60/70 cabinet TV..
[22:39:08] <Blackmoore> hmm.
[22:39:30] <chromas> you'd have room for a whole cluster
[22:40:19] <Blackmoore> ok i like this.. http://images.bit-tech.net
[22:40:30] <Blackmoore> i'd need to improve my woodworking.
[22:41:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Big Data Knows When You Are About to Quit Your Job - http://sylnt.us - making-employees-happy
[22:41:30] <SirFinkus> https://www.humblebundle.com free metro 2033 on steam if you want
[22:41:31] <NetCraft> ^ 03The Humble Store: The Humble Store Birthday Sale
[22:55:51] <Blackmoore> ok guys - have a good weekend
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[23:55:12] <crutchy> ~restart
[23:55:13] <exec> successfully saved buckets file (26 kb)
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