#Soylent | Logs for 2014-11-04

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[00:00:21] <crutchy> tor--
[00:00:21] <Bender> karma - tor: -1
[00:00:34] <crutchy> tor++ # encryption
[00:00:34] <Bender> karma - tor: 0
[00:00:39] <crutchy> tor-- # attention
[00:00:40] <Bender> karma - tor: -1
[00:02:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scotland Builds Wind Farms of the Future Under the Sea - http://sylnt.us - plowing-the-sea
[00:03:33] <Alberto> tor--
[00:03:33] <Bender> karma - tor: -2
[00:08:34] <paulej72> only criminals use tor ;)
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[00:12:20] <Konomi> paulej72: mew?
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[00:24:20] <Leebert> Thank you for making Soylent not annoying. I've got like 15 stories worth of comments loaded up to read on the plane.
[00:24:46] <Leebert> All of the AJAX live-feed kiddies would have my loaded tabs completely broken once I get network disconnected.
[00:25:41] <crutchy> http://u3aclimatestudy.pbworks.com
[00:25:56] <Leebert> (in practice, I'm going to just fall asleep as soon as the doors close, but...)
[00:26:28] <paulej72> Konomi: tor should be working if you want to check
[00:26:40] <Konomi> what's the link?
[00:26:54] <crutchy> ~isup tor.soylentnews.org
[00:26:55] <exec> tor.soylentnews.org: error connecting
[00:26:58] <crutchy> aww
[00:27:27] <paulej72> its in the onion article on the site. let me get the link
[00:28:16] <paulej72> http://soylentnews.org
[00:28:17] <NetCraft> ^ 04SN article 03 BaconNews: Once More With .onion 04(18 comments)
[00:28:26] <paulej72> links in there
[00:29:37] <Konomi> it works
[00:29:44] <paulej72> cool
[00:30:10] <paulej72> it seems the tor service took a dump and forgot to come back
[00:30:44] <paulej72> i took some time to run an update since tor was out of date.
[00:31:41] <Konomi> hehe
[00:31:57] <Konomi> it was actually for someone else who asked in the channel I don't use tor for soylent
[00:32:33] <paulej72> yeah, but i did remeber that you has it available.
[00:32:42] <Konomi> hehe
[00:33:06] <paulej72> thanks for testing
[00:37:05] <Konomi> np
[00:41:21] <paulej72> where did the peanut gallery go?
[00:47:23] <SpallsHurgenson> I hate the day-before-election-day; my phone doesn't stop ringing with political calls
[00:49:38] <silverly> its still pretty funny that america doesnt have forced voting
[00:51:15] <Leebert> Why is that funny?
[00:51:33] <Leebert> in 2 minutes or less, because "please shut off your computers" is coming any second now
[00:53:18] <silverly> i dunno, it seems that only who ever is willing to rock up to the polling booth will make an impact
[00:53:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> silverly, we like us some liberty, yo. nobody should be forced to willingly put one of the douchebags we get into office.
[00:53:46] <silverly> not going to polling == not making an impact.
[00:54:39] <paulej72> grip
[00:54:41] <silverly> TMB, aye currently most politicians are douchebags.
[00:55:09] <paulej72> get rid of incumant politcians
[00:55:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm goin out tomorrow and picking the one most likely to set everything on fire and salt the ground. if i didn't follow the race enough to know which is which, i'm doing what pj said.
[00:55:48] <Leebert> Well that was insightful. :)
[00:56:07] <Leebert> Some time, somoene is going to have to convince me of the whole "gender assignment" thin.
[00:56:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> good luck with that
[00:56:25] <Leebert> There's somone on Soylent who is very vocal about it, but alas I cannot remember who.
[00:56:44] <Leebert> *disappears because flight attendant is yelling*
[00:56:54] <silverly> it feels like choices are 1)dont go have no impact. 2) go and pick a dickhead of a list. 3) go and hope one of the lesser (but probs better) person will win, but wont.
[00:57:02] <paulej72> i am a gender of one
[00:58:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> silverly, you end up a lot happier with your votes if you vote like me. the more they screw things up the more right you were to pick them.
[00:59:08] <silverly> disruptive change is the best change
[01:00:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> silverly: s/disruptive/destructive/
[01:00:08] <sedctl> <TheMightyBuzzard> <silverly> destructive change is the best change
[01:01:09] * TheMightyBuzzard fiddles while washington burns
[01:02:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> going by poll numbers though, I'm the happiest obama voter in the US.
[01:04:10] <crutchy> silverly, i go to polling place to get my name ticked off and then go home
[01:04:22] <crutchy> so technically even in australia we're not "forced to vote"
[01:04:47] <crutchy> well, i guess in some way we are voting
[01:04:56] <crutchy> i vote for none of them
[01:05:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> always a good pick
[01:05:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> politicians--
[01:05:23] <Bender> karma - politicians: -2
[01:05:32] <crutchy> a vote of no confidence in the chancellor :p
[01:06:11] <crutchy> emperor_palpatine_for_potus++
[01:06:11] <Bender> karma - emperor_palpatine_for_potus: 1
[01:06:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> emperor_palpatine_for_potus++
[01:06:21] <Bender> karma - emperor_palpatine_for_potus: 2
[01:06:44] <paulej72> i read that as "always a good prick"
[01:06:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> darth potus?
[01:06:49] <crutchy> lol
[01:07:43] <paulej72> if he was darth potus he would be doing a much better job
[01:07:44] <SpallsHurgenson> say what you want about Palpatine, he was great for the Imperial economy
[01:08:18] <crutchy> executor_class_star_destroyer++
[01:08:18] <Bender> karma - executor_class_star_destroyer: 1
[01:08:25] <paulej72> not really, all of the workers were clones
[01:08:30] <crutchy> lmao
[01:08:51] <crutchy> yeah but they had no feelings anyway :d
[01:09:19] <crutchy> just like cattle have no feelings
[01:09:26] <crutchy> right before we slaughter them
[01:09:33] <paulej72> but all of the real people were shit out of luck for the good jobs
[01:10:09] <SpallsHurgenson> bah, the humans - the only real people - were well off. aliens, clones and robots don't count :) :)
[01:10:19] <crutchy> i want this job: https://www.youtube.com
[01:10:20] <NetCraft> ^ 03Busy Empire Stuff - YouTube
[01:11:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> that was only the stormtroopers. the union guys building both deathstars made out like bandits.
[01:11:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> cept the ones who were still on the second one.
[01:11:34] <crutchy> halliburton's death star division
[01:12:27] <crutchy> ^future prediction
[01:12:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly lockheed martin
[01:13:05] <crutchy> nah they're in the shit financially
[01:13:24] <crutchy> f-35
[01:14:15] <crutchy> aerospace is a hard business to be in
[01:14:22] <crutchy> (from personal experience)
[01:14:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> blar. i need a nap before bedtime
[01:14:55] <crutchy> the company i worked for was so close to going bust, till it got bought out by an indian multinational conglomerate
[01:15:52] <crutchy> !grab TheMightyBuzzard
[01:15:52] <Bender> Added quote 262
[01:16:26] <crutchy> reminds me of "i'll kill you till you die from it!"
[01:17:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> "he'll regret it to his dying day, if ever he lives so long."
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[01:21:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i'll read a book. no way that'll put me to sleep.
[01:22:47] <paulej72> i have stayed up all night reading already
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[01:26:51] <chromas> darth tus
[01:26:56] <chromas> gotta take the first syllable off
[01:31:01] <SpallsHurgenson> I want cookies.
[01:31:10] * SpallsHurgenson ransacks the kitchen
[01:34:55] <paulej72> these are not the cookies you are looking for
[01:35:30] <crutchy> google cookies are poisonous
[01:35:43] <chromas> and Verizon cookies
[01:37:24] <crutchy> one must forego the cookies to obtain total spiritual creaminess, and avoid the chewy chunks of degradation
[01:38:38] <paulej72> i ate frozen grapes as a snack tonight
[01:38:47] <crutchy> yum
[01:38:54] <crutchy> good in drinks too
[01:41:17] <crutchy> frozen slices of lemon too
[01:44:31] * crutchy decides to cook up some noodles and add some veggies (if i can find any in the fridge), curry, pepper, chilli flakes, soy sauce
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[02:01:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Why Apple's Sapphire Plan Fell Apart - http://sylnt.us - a-novel-by-Saphire
[02:24:36] <crutchy> is it just me or are apple sheep not as vocal nowadays as they used to be?
[02:25:16] <crutchy> 5 times bitten, 6 times shy?
[02:26:52] <paulej72> baaaa
[02:32:01] <crutchy> maybe they're all broke now
[02:32:19] <crutchy> cyclone_pops++
[02:32:19] <Bender> karma - cyclone_pops: 1
[02:33:26] <crutchy> paulej72, i whipped up a little script to create github issues from irc. needs work still but we might be able to make something with it
[02:33:35] <silverly> apple is mainstream?
[02:33:42] <paulej72> cyclone_poops++
[02:33:42] <Bender> karma - cyclone_poops: 1
[02:33:48] <crutchy> irc-erize the whole github api
[02:34:20] <paulej72> wikify it
[02:35:03] <crutchy> we could link the SN wiki with the slashcode github repo
[02:36:03] <crutchy> i'm just mucking about so might not turn into anything, but if theres something you like you're free to pilfer
[02:36:34] <crutchy> or if theres something you reckon i could code that might be useful to you, lemme know too eh
[02:37:05] <crutchy> im just not a perl guy unfortunately
[02:40:22] <SpallsHurgenson> Apple is teh awesomez! Widnoze is da poopz! iPod roolz!
[02:48:22] <SpallsHurgenson> every awesome thing ever brought to computing was developed by Apple.
[02:56:46] <silverly> ipod isnt even athing anymore.
[02:57:26] <chromas> they put a cellphone in it
[02:59:03] <SpallsHurgenson> the line continues with the ipod touch series
[02:59:59] <SpallsHurgenson> pippin was the greatest game console ever!
[03:00:34] <crutchy> they should make an iCommodore64
[03:05:00] <Konomi> one button programming invovative single pin cartridge slot
[03:06:34] <crutchy> LOAD "iTunes",8,1
[03:10:01] <juggs> that is reminiscent of using a Sinclair ZX Spectrum... LOAD "" then start the cassette player and pray :D
[03:10:24] <Konomi> that's how you load a c64
[03:10:36] <juggs> why on earth is ~that~ still a memory in my head.... :/
[03:10:47] <juggs> Konomi, same era
[03:10:59] <Konomi> 8 is the first disk drive
[03:11:00] <SpallsHurgenson> probably would still load faster than the windows version of itunes...
[03:11:19] <Konomi> 1 was the index
[03:11:25] <Konomi> well first one
[03:12:19] <Konomi> juggs: my first computers were from rubbish dumps and I was 10 so I remember this stuff
[03:12:35] <Konomi> mine you people were running around with pentium 3s
[03:12:38] <Konomi> mind
[03:12:45] <Konomi> but my family was cheap so it was the dump pc for me
[03:12:50] <Konomi> well computer they weren't pc
[03:12:52] <Konomi> 's
[03:14:43] <Konomi> I had a c20 first
[03:14:45] <SpallsHurgenson> they were PCs, they just weren't IBM compatible :)
[03:14:55] <Konomi> but I had to solder the whatever c20 put out to rf adpater
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[03:14:56] <Konomi> to dfix it
[03:15:05] <Konomi> but I think i broke it later don't remembe rhow
[03:15:15] <Konomi> oh right my brother spilt his drink in it -.-
[03:16:54] <juggs> it's interesting to mull on just how far things have moved on since then - the pace of change in the 80s/90s/00s was phenomenal.
[03:17:49] <Konomi> hardware went up
[03:17:53] <Konomi> software went
[03:17:57] <Konomi> somewhere ovger there
[03:19:50] <juggs> yah... elegant and efficient are not common traits these days it seems to me. With limited hardware resource, software ~had~ to be both those things or it was simply unusable. That seems to have gone out the window somewhat.
[03:20:57] <Konomi> jqueryOS
[03:20:59] <Konomi> you know you wanan
[03:23:16] <SpallsHurgenson> still, you gotta be impressed by how well software (windows, linux) handles such a wide variety of hardware
[03:23:29] <Konomi> no I'm not really
[03:24:05] <Konomi> it's one abstract mess upon another for both of them and it's pretty unimpressive
[03:24:27] <juggs> KonomiOS FTW!
[03:24:39] <Konomi> would never happen I'd die trying to finish it
[03:27:27] <SpallsHurgenson> not to mention virtualization of hardware/OS is pretty neat
[03:29:32] <Konomi> too many ways to do the same things
[03:37:21] <juggs> containerisation / virtualisation of entire machines is indeed a good thing when operating at large scale. I suppose that just harks back to the hardware race though, why have a dedicated server trickling along at 2% utilisation when it can be loaded up with 40 similar isolated (for some definition of "isolated") servers in the same amount of rack space - with added benefits of being able to move a live "server" to different physical hardware, snap
[03:37:22] <juggs> shot things on the fly etc. Seems good to me. We are struggling for terminology in this space though I think. When is a server not a server etc.?
[03:45:01] <crutchy> KonomiOS++
[03:45:01] <Bender> karma - konomios: 1
[03:47:38] <swiss> oh, are we talking about docker
[03:48:52] <juggs> possibly - among the raft of containers / hypervisors et al. I guess
[03:49:35] <swiss> docker is scary
[03:49:47] <swiss> because stupid people can do it, and stupid people are good at fucking things up
[03:53:52] <juggs> not played with docker yet. from what I've read so far it seems like a convenient chroot or somesuch? Am I way off in that thinking?
[03:57:40] <Konomi> I just don't like the mess
[03:57:51] <Konomi> kinda why I like systemd in ways
[03:57:58] <Konomi> standising
[03:58:07] <Konomi> long as they code it well
[03:58:20] <Konomi> I still haven't had any trouble out of it yet
[03:58:26] <Konomi> despite all the crap people throw around
[03:58:31] <Konomi> it's like pulseaudio all over again
[04:00:37] <chromas> hah
[04:00:44] <chromas> that's what they say is bad about it
[04:00:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - American Express Aims to Dump Credit Card Numbers for "Tokens" - http://sylnt.us - 3716-7854-3891-275-489-07/16-491
[04:01:19] <chromas> should use a hex string
[04:03:06] * chromas tests kde5
[04:04:38] <swiss> juggs: lxc
[04:05:35] <swiss> systemd wouldn't be as bad if the enemy of good software wasn't leading the charge :P
[04:06:26] <chromas> are linux cgroups related to virtualization?
[04:07:30] <juggs> pulseaudio was a complete disaster for me, but I suspect that was because I was on an ubuntu distro at the time and they tend to push toward the ragged edge on "new" stuff. So perhaps not pulseaudio being a problem, more the integration thereof. Sound servers in linux have long been problematic ~shrug~
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[04:11:12] <chromas> would've helped if software mixing in alsa/oss existed and/or was enabled
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[04:32:55] <juggs> yah that whole multiplexing thing was the deal breaker. Listen to some music track.... track ends.... ping ping ping ping bloop as all the previously blocked alert noises played out that had been blocked / buffered behind the music player monopolising the sound output.
[04:35:37] <Alberto> I HATE ORACLE
[04:36:29] <chromas> don't we all
[04:39:10] <juggs> ~seen Subsentient
[04:39:19] <juggs> !seen Subsentient
[04:39:20] <ciri> juggs, Subsentient is right here!
[04:39:30] <Subsentient> $seen juggs
[04:39:30] <aqu4> I last saw juggs at 2014-11-04 04:37:42 UTC in #soylent. Their most recent message is "!seen Subsentient "
[04:39:35] <Alberto> ciri, where?
[04:39:55] <Alberto> So
[04:40:03] <Alberto> its a fashiong thing to have a bot?
[04:40:15] * juggs whacks Subsentient for smugness :P
[04:40:18] <Alberto> mine will have !penis as prefix for commands
[04:40:26] <Alberto> $uptime
[04:40:32] <Alberto> $help
[04:40:32] <aqu4> Hi, I'm aqu4bot, version "baking", running on UNIX. I'm a bot written in pure C by Subsentient [http://universe2.us/]. My source code can be found at "http://github.com/Subsentient/aqu4bot/". Try the 'commands' command to get a list of what I can do, or try 'help cmd' where 'cmd' is a particular command.
[04:40:32] <Subsentient> $commands
[04:40:33] <aqu4> Commands with 1 star = admins only, 2 stars = owners only. Commands available:
[04:40:33] <aqu4> burrito, beer, godzilla4**, wz, guessinggame, sr, time, title, ddg, coin, seen, tell, sticky, replace, whoami, tail8*, msg8*, memsg8*, noticemsg8*, chanctl8*, join8*, part8*, debug8*, nickchange4**, admin4**, blacklist8*, netwrite4**, quit4**, restart4**, help, commands
[04:41:11] <chromas> Alberto: it's like those little ratdogs peeking out of our handbags
[04:42:00] <Alberto> Subsentient i like what you did with the colored nicks
[04:42:01] <Alberto> :D
[04:42:12] <Alberto> i mean command levels*
[04:43:53] <juggs> $burrito Subsentient
[04:43:53] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at Subsentient
[04:44:31] <Subsentient> Alberto: thx
[04:44:39] <Subsentient> $godzilla
[04:44:39] * aqu4 turns into Godzilla and begins to wreak havoc upon you all
[04:44:40] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[04:44:41] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[04:44:42] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[04:44:42] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[04:44:43] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[04:44:44] * aqu4 eats Konomi
[04:44:45] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[04:44:46] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[04:44:46] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[04:44:47] * aqu4 craps out Konomi on swiss
[04:44:48] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[04:44:49] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[04:44:50] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[04:44:50] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[04:44:51] * aqu4 slowly shrinks back to normal size and scampers off
[04:45:29] <juggs> oohhhh the humanity!
[04:45:38] <Alberto> Thats what i call FREE TIME!
[04:45:44] <Alberto> !godzilla
[04:45:49] <Alberto> $godzilla
[04:45:49] <aqu4> How about no?
[04:45:56] <Alberto> I WANT THE GODZILLA THING!
[04:46:04] * juggs chuckles
[04:49:19] <silverly> $beer
[04:49:19] <aqu4> The beer command requires an argument.
[04:49:39] <silverly> $beer crutchy
[04:49:39] * aqu4 gives crutchy a cold can of beer
[04:49:57] <silverly> $wz
[04:49:58] <aqu4> [Game 1] Name: Have Fun | Map: NTW_3v3wBases-T1 | Host: Ricceli | Players: 2/6 | IP: 189.26.54.178 | Version: 3.1.1
[04:49:58] <aqu4> [Game 2] Name: Gerbil Apocalypse Sandwich | Map: Trih-T1 | Host: Subsentient | Players: 3/4 | IP: 216.161.165.96 | Version: 3.1.1
[04:49:59] <aqu4> [Game 3] Name: Join in = FUN | Map: Gangbuster-T1 | Host: [ARWS]_fhoenix | Players: 4/4 | IP: 78.25.121.62 | Version: 3.1.1
[04:50:00] <aqu4> End of games list.
[04:50:27] <Subsentient> $help wz
[04:50:27] <aqu4> [$wz <optional_arg(s)>]: Shows games in either the Warzone 2100 or Warzone 2100 Legacy game lobby. Passing 'legacy' as an argument chooses the Legacy server, otherwise it's the wz2100.net server.
[04:50:29] <Subsentient> silverly:
[04:50:42] <silverly> $help ddg
[04:50:42] <aqu4> [$ddg <required_arg(s)>]: Searches DuckDuckGo for three search results. Many things return blank due to the limitations of DuckDuckGo's API. You can find the API that the results come from at "http://api.duckduckgo.com/".
[04:51:36] <silverly> help coin
[04:51:41] <silverly> $help coin
[04:51:41] <aqu4> [$coin <required_arg(s)>]: Flips a coin on the question you provide, giving heads or tails as the result.
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[04:51:54] <Alberto> MUHAHAHA
[04:51:59] <Alberto> $godzilla
[04:51:59] * godzillaz0r turns into Godzilla and begins to wreak havoc upon you all
[04:51:59] <aqu4> How about no?
[04:51:59] <godzillaz0r> *ROMP*
[04:52:00] <godzillaz0r> *ROMP*
[04:52:00] <ciri> doing good, and you?
[04:52:01] <godzillaz0r> *ROMP*
[04:52:02] <godzillaz0r> *ROMP*
[04:52:03] <godzillaz0r> *ROMP*
[04:52:03] * godzillaz0r eats Bender
[04:52:04] <godzillaz0r> *ROMP*
[04:52:05] <godzillaz0r> *ROMP*
[04:52:06] <godzillaz0r> *ROMP*
[04:52:07] * godzillaz0r craps out Bender on stderr
[04:52:07] <godzillaz0r> *ROMP*
[04:52:08] <godzillaz0r> *ROMP*
[04:52:09] <godzillaz0r> *ROMP*
[04:52:10] <godzillaz0r> *ROMP*
[04:52:10] * Alberto HAS HIS OWN GODZILLA!
[04:52:11] * godzillaz0r slowly shrinks back to normal size and scampers off
[04:53:18] <chromas> $beer Bender
[04:53:18] * godzillaz0r gives Bender a cold can of beer
[04:53:18] * aqu4 gives Bender a cold can of beer
[04:53:27] <chromas> (one for each hand)
[04:54:27] <Konomi> I'm going to set you all on fire
[04:54:44] <Alberto> :D
[04:55:00] <juggs> man I forgot how chatty aqu4 was... should use notice rather than msg for most of that stuff
[04:55:07] <Alberto> $burrito Konomi
[04:55:07] * godzillaz0r chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at Konomi
[04:55:07] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at Konomi
[04:55:15] <Konomi> specially you
[04:55:20] <Alberto> ME?!
[04:55:29] <Alberto> I'm the fun ! the soul of the party!
[04:55:34] * Alberto hiddes
[04:55:39] <Konomi> you mean the loud one
[04:55:53] <Alberto> You rly need a hug
[04:55:57] <Alberto> come :D
[04:56:14] <Konomi> keep your hippie hugs away from me \o/
[04:56:15] * JamesNZ pushes Konomi into Alberto's arms
[04:56:22] <Konomi> +.+
[04:56:30] * Alberto hug's Konomi
[04:56:34] <JamesNZ> Now kith!
[04:56:38] <Alberto> :*
[04:56:45] * juggs moves outside flamethrower range - I do not want to be collateral damage in this
[04:56:52] <Alberto> HAHAHAHA
[04:57:03] * JamesNZ drags juggs in, Group Hug!
[04:57:44] <Konomi> all this emotion
[04:57:46] * Alberto jumps on JamesNZ
[04:57:47] <Konomi> I think I am gonna hurl
[04:57:50] <juggs> .op
[04:57:50] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o juggs] by juggler
[04:58:01] * JamesNZ yelps, scampers away
[04:58:12] <Konomi> juggs going to feel guilty for a month in 3 2 1
[04:58:33] <JamesNZ> -3, -4, -5...
[04:58:39] <juggs> I feel nothing
[04:58:48] <Alberto> Come here then
[04:58:52] <Alberto> get a group hug
[04:58:54] <Alberto> :D
[04:59:16] <JamesNZ> I'll stand outside and take the incriminating photos.
[04:59:27] * juggs gets hugged.. yeah now I need a shower
[04:59:32] <Alberto> We can do webcam for the boys
[04:59:33] <Alberto> :D
[04:59:40] <JamesNZ> O_o
[04:59:46] <Alberto> and charge 10$
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[05:00:04] <Konomi> obviously power hungry abuse
[05:00:07] <juggs> bots fine, dupla-bots not fine
[05:00:19] <Alberto> juggs what do you mean
[05:00:51] <chromas> Alberto: you gotta change the prefix
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[05:01:21] <Alberto> %godzilla
[05:01:24] <juggs> lol
[05:01:25] <ciri> rofl
[05:01:28] <Alberto> didn0't work
[05:01:29] <Alberto> :/
[05:01:29] * chromas suggests 💩
[05:01:32] <Alberto> ok
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[05:01:42] * Konomi bangs her head against the desk
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[05:02:42] <Alberto> °whoami
[05:02:42] <godzillaz0r> You are Alberto!alberto@187.243.xlm.pml, and you are an admin, and an owner.
[05:02:45] <Alberto> done :D
[05:02:52] * juggs proffers Konomi a pillow for the desk... good for naps as well as head banging moments
[05:02:55] <swiss> *whoami
[05:03:01] <swiss> shit's broke son
[05:03:10] <Alberto> °burrito swiss
[05:03:10] * godzillaz0r chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at swiss
[05:03:12] <chromas> 💩whoami
[05:03:21] <Alberto> Can't do the pop thing on my console
[05:03:23] <Alberto> :/
[05:03:48] <juggs> ach
[05:03:49] <Konomi> .....
[05:04:57] <juggs> there's more bots in here than people, it's getting daft
[05:06:06] <Konomi> bots are people too
[05:06:08] <Konomi> bigot!
[05:06:14] <Konomi> except ciri
[05:07:00] <chromas> bots > nonbots == successful irc network
[05:07:07] <juggs> oh gawd, what bracelet or t-shirt do I have to wear this month to proclaim that I really don't give a shit?
[05:07:39] <Konomi> http://vimeo.com
[05:07:40] <NetCraft> ^ 03DIE YOUNG- Fan Animated on Vimeo
[05:07:44] <Konomi> 10000x time watched
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[05:12:57] <juggs> Obviously if we fail to wear such a thing we must be rabidly against said motion. I want a bracelet or t-shirt that quite simple denotes "I really don't care, do what makes you happy and please stop trying to force your issue of the day down the throat of anyone that dares to give you the time of day". I'll call it the "leave-me-the-fuck-alone" bracelet.
[05:16:27] <chromas> here's the shirt: http://rlv.zcache.ca
[05:25:52] <swiss> juggs: a bracelet requires them to get close enough to see it
[05:26:44] <Alberto> Subsentient epic bot i'm in love of the godzilla command
[05:26:46] <SirFinkus> wifebeater and sweatpants tends to indicate you don't give a shit
[05:26:50] <Alberto> i can spam it all the day
[05:26:50] <Alberto> :D
[05:27:13] <SirFinkus> bonus points for holes and stains
[05:30:32] <swiss> juggs: i have never had someone approach me when i had the motorcycle helmet on
[05:37:13] <juggs> swiss: fair point. Smoked visor, all the better. Good luck with that entering a bank though. Or more generally walking around whilst adorned with a motorcycle helmet. The populous en masse seem to be in a state of perpetual fear about such things, maybe it was always so.
[05:38:09] <swiss> nah, i walk in a bank with a motorcycle helmet on every morning ;)
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[05:38:42] <juggs> smoked visor down?
[05:39:30] <swiss> clear visor down, starting tomorrow, smoked visor down
[05:39:36] <swiss> since i got smoked visor in the mail today
[05:39:59] <swiss> i just give the security guard a thumbs up
[05:40:02] <swiss> and flash my badge
[05:40:14] <juggs> someone will probably come up with a "wearing a helmet in a menacing way" offence.
[05:40:19] <swiss> lol
[05:40:20] <ciri> rofl
[05:40:27] <swiss> just lift your visor when you go inside
[05:40:40] <swiss> and if you happen to ignore people you care about, be like "sorry, earpluggs!"
[05:40:56] <juggs> oh wait... forgot you carry the magic card
[05:41:22] <swiss> :P
[05:41:35] <juggs> you're welcome
[05:41:47] <swiss> when your badge unlocks the doors even the security guards go through, they tend to accept your presence
[05:41:53] <swiss> er
[05:41:58] <swiss> even the security guards can't go through*
[05:42:13] <swiss> the mimosas are having an effect on my language processing
[05:42:30] <swiss> but yeah, they'd prob still be cool if you lifted the visor when you entered the building
[05:42:42] <swiss> hell, take off the helmet when you enter, ain't nobody gonna bother you in the bank
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[05:43:36] <juggs> and don't forget to look toward the retina scanners either :D
[05:45:31] <juggs> nooo.. no need for a signature, let me just swab your cheek for dna. It'll be all kept secure, until it's not. Sleep well citizen.
[05:59:00] <swiss> juggs: when i'm not drunk sometime, ask me about the technologies we've talked about putting in at branches
[05:59:17] <swiss> too bad financial institutions are scared of change that could add attack vectors
[06:00:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - US Navy Makes Attack Submarines Quieter, More Stealthy - http://sylnt.us - c4-c5-c6
[06:21:15] <juggs> swiss, I read about some mid-east state putting in on the go scanners to speed immigration transition, think it was Dubai / UAE. As much as I wear a metallic hat, I'm not averse to such things in so much as they aid convenience. I do worry about how an individual can go about recapturing their own identity should (when) such a system be breached. It's only a matter of time before FAAS (fingerprint as a service), DAAS (DNA as a service), RAAS (Retin
[06:21:15] <juggs> a as a service) crops up in the underworld and that strikes me as being an endgame scenario as far as biometric identification goes. Unlike other identification means, where do we go from there? We can't change our eyes, our fingers, our dna... these things are not a simply changed password. Of course we hash and salt these things to store them. But can we be sure
[06:23:47] <juggs> We need to be sure to secure this stuff beyond the death of the original user as their descendants will share dna traits. I don't think we have the means to secure info over that length of time.
[06:37:40] <crutchy> coffee++
[06:37:40] <Bender> karma - coffee: 887
[06:39:18] <juggs> bed++
[06:39:18] <Bender> karma - bed: 2
[06:44:42] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[06:44:42] <Bender> karma - coffee: 886
[06:44:53] <JamesNZ> emacs++
[06:44:53] <Bender> karma - emacs: 10
[06:45:32] <crutchy> i missed all the fun
[06:46:06] <crutchy> watching rand paul smoke that democrat douchebag in kentucky debate
[06:46:37] * crutchy has nfi why he even cares about american politics; he's australian
[06:46:46] <swiss> vim++
[06:46:46] <Bender> karma - vim: 2
[06:46:48] <crutchy> i guess american politics infects us all
[06:46:49] <swiss> sublime_text++
[06:46:49] <Bender> karma - sublime_text: 1
[06:46:52] <swiss> sublime++
[06:46:52] <Bender> karma - sublime: 1
[06:47:14] <swiss> juggs: just ping me tomorrow, i don't trust myself to explain them as intoxicated as i am
[06:47:30] <swiss> and i try not to divulge work conversations while under the influence
[06:47:50] <crutchy> bacon++
[06:47:50] <Bender> karma - bacon: 268
[06:48:21] <crutchy> $time utc
[06:48:21] <aqu4> Tue 2014-11-04 06:46:43 AM utc
[06:48:53] <crutchy> $time mdt
[06:48:53] <aqu4> Tue 2014-11-04 06:47:16 AM mdt
[06:49:04] <crutchy> ¿
[06:49:16] <crutchy> $time chicago
[06:49:16] <aqu4> Tue 2014-11-04 06:47:39 AM chicago
[06:49:25] <crutchy> $time london
[06:49:25] <aqu4> Tue 2014-11-04 06:47:48 AM london
[06:49:35] <crutchy> am i in some kinda time warp?
[06:49:37] <JamesNZ> crutchy: Isn't his name Ron Paul?
[06:49:47] <crutchy> unfortunately no
[06:49:52] <crutchy> but near enough]
[06:49:56] <crutchy> its ron paul's son
[06:50:01] <JamesNZ> crutchy: You need to unplug the flux capacitor :)
[06:50:05] <JamesNZ> crutchy: Ahhhh.
[06:50:10] <swiss> s/unplug/reboot/
[06:50:21] <crutchy> i formatted the mouse and everything
[06:51:32] <swiss> did you refill your keyboard fluid?
[07:13:59] * Leebert <3 ISO 8601 (more or less) timestamps.
[07:38:16] <Alberto> Sweeeeeeeeeeeet 0 day on curl
[07:38:17] <Alberto> :D
[07:40:32] <Alberto> !godzilla
[07:40:35] <Alberto> $godzilla
[07:40:35] <aqu4> How about no?
[07:40:37] <Alberto> T_T
[07:48:21] <swiss> Alberto: link
[07:49:54] <Alberto> swiss https://bugs.php.net
[07:49:55] <NetCraft> ^ 03PHP :: Sec Bug #68089 :: NULL byte injection - cURL lib
[07:50:05] <Alberto> its an internal from CURL reported to PHP
[07:50:25] <Alberto> $url = "file:///etc/passwd%00http://google.com";
[07:50:34] <Alberto> can be exploited on non php stuff
[07:51:33] <Alberto> you can update from here https://github.com or get the patch from here https://github.com
[07:51:35] <NetCraft> ^ 03bagder/curl · GitHub
[07:54:19] <Alberto> swiss also https://research.g0blin.co.uk
[07:54:39] <swiss> interesting
[07:55:39] <Alberto> what Linux do you use?
[07:55:46] <Alberto> distro*
[07:56:45] <swiss> depends on the day~
[07:57:08] <JamesNZ> fedora++
[07:57:08] <swiss> i'm running centos, ubuntu, rhel, xenserver (dunno what they build off of) and debian at work
[07:57:08] <Bender> karma - fedora: 43
[07:58:11] <Alberto> Well i'm using this as base: https://oss.oracle.com
[07:58:28] <Alberto> You can get the patch and manually patch lib/file.c
[07:58:32] <Alberto> and recompile that rpm
[07:58:33] <Alberto> and done
[07:58:46] <Alberto> make a patch ofc and add it to the spec file
[07:59:10] <swiss> none of my servers are serving to the general public at works
[07:59:11] <Alberto> Running curl test's now -----e-v OK (458 out of 544, remaining: 04:33)
[08:00:21] <Alberto> i do webhosting so i must
[08:06:23] <chromas> null_terminated_strings--
[08:06:23] <Bender> karma - null_terminated_strings: -2
[08:41:28] <crutchy> curl--
[08:41:28] <Bender> karma - curl: 0
[08:41:38] <crutchy> all my http in php is with fsockopen
[09:10:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Tech Aims to Improve Communication between Dogs and Humans - http://sylnt.us - man's-best-friend
[09:16:22] <ar> coffee--
[09:16:22] <Bender> karma - coffee: 885
[09:16:24] <ar> tea++
[09:16:24] <Bender> karma - tea: 192
[09:16:30] <ar> http://arxiv.org - The hipster effect: When anticonformists all look the same
[09:16:30] <NetCraft> ^ 03[1410.8001] The hipster effect: When anticonformists all look the same
[09:20:40] <Konomi> http://sarahcandersen.com
[09:20:40] <NetCraft> ^ 03Sarah'sScribbles
[09:20:41] <Konomi> ha
[09:34:19] <crutchy> http://41.media.tumblr.com
[09:34:26] <crutchy> cool site konomi
[09:35:32] <ar> Konomi: Are you a real girl?
[09:39:08] <Alberto> ar, yes it is
[09:39:13] <Alberto> it has boobs and everything
[09:39:15] <Alberto> :D
[09:57:18] <Konomi> "it"
[09:57:28] <Konomi> it also finished dinner
[09:57:29] <Konomi> ;p
[10:00:55] <Alberto> here is 3 am
[10:01:00] <ar> 11AM here
[10:01:03] <Alberto> no dinner
[10:01:20] <ar> time to move my lazy ass to work
[10:02:18] * crutchy should cook dinner
[10:02:28] * crutchy has some bacon defrosting on the bench
[10:02:33] <crutchy> bacon++
[10:02:33] <Bender> karma - bacon: 269
[10:02:35] <Konomi> http://sarahcandersen.com
[10:02:36] <NetCraft> ^ 03Sarah'sScribbles
[10:02:37] <Konomi> ._.
[10:02:42] <Konomi> so freaking true
[10:03:29] <Alberto> Konomi dejavu
[10:05:39] <crutchy> i can see guinea pig ears :D
[10:05:57] <crutchy> guinea piggles are funny
[10:07:07] <crutchy> dammit i have to go to work tomorrow :(
[10:08:17] <Konomi> http://sarahcandersen.com
[10:08:17] <NetCraft> ^ 03Sarah'sScribbles
[10:19:46] <Konomi> https://imgur.com this is neat
[10:19:46] <NetCraft> ^ 03My girlfriend organised a "kids party" for my 25th featuring video game themed food and party games - Imgur
[10:29:02] <crutchy> hey its voting day for america today, no?
[10:29:38] <crutchy> by this time tomorrow the republicans could have control of both houses of congress
[10:29:44] <crutchy> that could be scary
[10:29:59] <crutchy> they might actually do stuff
[10:31:22] <chromas> From that link: "Is this what non-alchoholic's lives are like?"
[10:39:30] <Konomi> tomorrow is debian freeze day
[10:39:33] <Konomi> and that's all I care about
[10:39:34] <Konomi> ;p
[10:48:24] <crutchy> to systemd or not systemd; that is the question?
[10:48:43] <Konomi> systemd will be the default
[10:55:24] <crutchy> there's always sudo apt-get install sysv-init
[10:55:43] <crutchy> i kinda like ol' sysv
[10:55:58] <crutchy> i dunno that much about alternatives though
[10:57:03] <chromas> crutchy: you could replace all the bash scripts with php ones 😁
[10:57:44] <crutchy> autoexec_bat++
[10:57:44] <Bender> karma - autoexec_bat: 1
[10:58:34] <crutchy> config_sys_menus++
[10:58:34] <Bender> karma - config_sys_menus: 1
[10:58:50] <crutchy> they were fun'
[11:09:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:09:49] <Bender> karma - coffee: 886
[11:16:55] <crutchy> coffee++
[11:16:55] <Bender> karma - coffee: 887
[11:27:22] * TheMightyBuzzard gets back to the grind
[11:39:49] <crutchy> i had better cook some bacon or its gunna be bed time
[11:40:27] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[11:40:27] <Bender> karma - coffee: 886
[11:40:53] <JamesNZ> 'night \o
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[11:41:40] <prospectacle> cool: https://archive.org
[11:59:56] <crutchy> no rick dangerous, no wizard of wor, no whacky wheels, etc :(
[12:10:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cell Carrier was Weakest Link in hack of Google, Instagram Accounts - http://sylnt.us - pbkac
[12:11:24] <crutchy> google hacked?
[12:11:32] <crutchy> isn't google the internet?
[12:12:27] <crutchy> zomgwtfbbq!!! teh intan3tz w0z haX0rd!!!!
[12:12:45] <prospectacle> no no no, google is what the internet runs on. The internet is like a channel and google is the television.
[12:14:02] <crutchy> ahh so the internet is just a department of google
[12:16:54] <prospectacle> exactly
[12:18:12] <prospectacle> one of it's smaller departments, just above self driving cars but just below hammocks and nap pods
[12:21:39] <prospectacle> aw i died
[12:22:24] <prospectacle> mame in js is itself quite cool, i wonder what else it can run
[12:29:18] <prospectacle> wow i want one of these atari 800s they look great http://jsmess.textfiles.com
[12:29:18] <NetCraft> ^ 03MESS in a browser!
[12:30:03] <prospectacle> I can write letters, run educational games, do my finances, even retrieve information from other computers and data banks
[12:31:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> whew, there are a lot of steps to getting a story properly filtered at every output stage
[12:31:15] <prospectacle> Good work TMB
[12:31:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh not remotely done yet. still things to chase down
[12:35:26] <crutchy> http://www.bbc.com
[12:36:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> kay, got all the stuff under submit.pl taken care of i think, now admin.pl
[12:38:27] <prospectacle> oh you mean filtered like special chars?
[12:38:59] <prospectacle> yeah no wonder people like frameworks, etc, for all their limitations, bugs, etc, they take care of annoying details like filtering < and " and &
[12:41:15] <prospectacle> anyway keep up the good work. I've just used submit.pl myself so it's much appreciated
[12:44:32] <crutchy> frameworks--
[12:44:32] <Bender> karma - frameworks: -4
[12:44:40] <crutchy> evil things
[12:45:05] <crutchy> real men use fsockopen
[12:54:48] <prospectacle> that's right. when they have to. Otherwise they manually switch memory bits on and off with a small screwdriver
[12:55:16] <prospectacle> You can get a lot done using a framework, but you don't learn much
[12:55:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> prospectacle, sort of. like some places you gotta have quotes and <>s escaped, some places you gotta have ampersands escaped, etc...
[12:55:54] <prospectacle> other than how to use that specific framework, which, by design, doesn't take much learning
[12:56:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> but i needs to be in the db exactly as the person typed it in.
[12:56:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> s/but i/but it/
[12:56:16] <sedctl> <TheMightyBuzzard> but it needs to be in the db exactly as the person typed it in.
[12:56:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> we're studs enough to deal with a little dirty user data
[12:56:56] <prospectacle> TMB, I feel ya, sometimes you gotta prepare values to output to javascript, sometimes javascript, sometimes html, sometimes sql. Good times.
[12:58:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> thankfully slash to the rescue. it already has a framework for this set up. it's currently just not doing it in the right order everywhere.
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[14:10:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Police can Compel Fingerprint Unlocking of Phones - in Virginia - http://sylnt.us - the-slippery-slope-again
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[14:19:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> right then, done with that for the day. time to go sew some chaos and destruction at the ballot box.
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[14:31:29] <ar> police can force you to give your fingerprints
[14:31:37] <ar> but they can't force you to disclose passwords
[14:31:41] <ar> (at least here)
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[15:29:13] <Konomi> brush teeth get hicups
[15:29:16] <Konomi> whhhyyy
[15:30:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> ?! Divine vengeance for something?
[15:30:36] <Konomi> I'm not silly enough to form a working theory that involves fairy tales
[15:30:52] <Konomi> unless there's unicorns in it
[15:43:20] <paulej72> Konomi: you unconsciously change your breathing patterns when brushing your teeth, which leads to your hicups.
[15:44:06] <Konomi> gotta figure out how to use that to breath fire
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[15:47:41] <Blackmoore> never brush your teeth after kerosene.
[15:47:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, Blackmoore
[15:47:48] <Blackmoore> mornin
[15:48:08] <Blackmoore> I had a freind try to teach me to breath fire. bleh.
[15:48:26] <Blackmoore> coffee++
[15:48:26] <Bender> karma - coffee: 887
[15:48:50] <Blackmoore> but yeah you have to control how you breathe
[15:49:08] <Blackmoore> and make sure you dont let the vapors up your nose
[15:49:30] <nick> there's still no safe way to do it though
[15:49:37] <Blackmoore> no. none at all
[15:49:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd settle for managing a kamehameha wave. don't need actual fire.
[15:50:30] <Blackmoore> she eventually had an accident and ended up hospitalized. She's fully recovered. but wont play with fire any more
[15:51:23] <nick> ouch, i remember enjoying the show when i was young, but i've seen it again recently and i actually found it unpleasant to watch.
[15:51:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> HA! Suck it, fly! Victory is mine!
[15:52:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn thing had been landing on me while i was trying to sleep all night. finally got it.
[15:54:15] <nick> lol, victory indeed.
[15:54:44] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: ??????
[15:55:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> buzzy fly just met the flyswatter of doom +6215
[15:55:37] <paulej72> salt cannon ftw
[15:56:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, those is nifty. one i tried only stunned them though. had to step on em afterwards.
[15:57:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> nap++
[15:57:57] <Bender> karma - nap: 6
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[18:25:21] * SirFinkus is playing with x265
[18:25:33] <SirFinkus> encoding at 4fps, woohoo
[18:29:14] <ar> huh
[18:42:13] <ar> http://x3.cdn03.imgwykop.pl
[19:17:46] <crutchy> coffee++
[19:17:46] <Bender> karma - coffee: 888
[19:17:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[19:17:57] <Bender> karma - coffee: 889
[19:18:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, crutchy
[19:18:18] <crutchy> gday
[19:18:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, yeah, speedy it ain't and pretty much only plays with ffplay or a git version of vlc
[19:19:34] <SirFinkus> I think the bottleneck here is my disk drive tbh, since x265 only takes uncompressed video
[19:20:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> use an ffmpeg built to use it
[19:20:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Medicine: The World Applauds the Cuban Model - and Slaps the Empire - http://sylnt.us - when-playing-politics,-lives-saved-or-lost-are-incidental
[19:20:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> you can encode x265 from anything that way
[19:20:59] <Blackmoore> coffee++
[19:20:59] <Bender> karma - coffee: 890
[19:21:07] <SirFinkus> maybe next time, I'm 14k frames in
[19:21:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh
[19:21:13] <SirFinkus> using pipes
[19:21:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> good nuff
[19:22:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> generally it'll give you a 33% savings in bits.
[19:22:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> for same quality
[19:22:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> can go up to almost 50% though
[19:23:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd reencode all my stuff and save a lot of space but A)slow B)limited player options
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[20:44:26] <crutchy> coffee++
[20:44:26] <Bender> karma - coffee: 891
[20:48:42] <chromas> "Russian monument to Steve Jobs taken down after Apple CEO Cook says he is gay "
[20:51:27] <nick> we've had a submission on that and it's in the queue
[20:52:50] <chromas> I misread it the first time; I thought it was that the Russians said the statue was gay
[20:53:39] <nick> it's not even a statue, from what ive seen it's a supersized chinese style ipad/phone clone
[20:53:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, techdirt just pub'd the same story
[20:54:07] <nick> the story came out yesterday, but it wasn't confirmed on the reason
[20:54:35] <nick> but it got confirmed today... it was already supposed to be going away for a while because of repairs or something along those lines
[20:54:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> i still wanna know why him loving the cock is newsworthy
[20:55:11] <nick> but they made a statement today saying it was removed as tim cook "publicly called for sodomy"
[20:55:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean maybe if he's loving inappropriately young cocks, that's news, but not consenting ones.
[20:55:24] <chromas> repairs? They'll probably just toss it and send another one
[20:55:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, ha!
[20:56:11] <nick> him coming out could be news or not considering personal perspectives on the situation
[20:56:11] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: it's not that he loves cock but that the thing they erected went down after finding out about it
[20:56:23] <nick> but i think the russia story is news regardless of perspective
[20:56:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah i mean the earlier revelation that his butt may no longer be water-tight
[20:57:03] <chromas> because it confirms every suspicion we had about apple
[20:57:14] <nick> TheMightyBuzzard, the original story is not news for everyone
[20:57:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, i can kinda buy that. to either.
[20:58:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> the russia story is a bit silly. most all straight guys would publicly advocate sodomy since it includes oral and anal with chicks too.
[20:59:16] <nick> russia is a bit silly
[20:59:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth.
[20:59:57] <nick> since i dont recall tim cook saying "go forth and sodomize!"
[21:00:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean if you're gonna be all for shame on you and your naughty bits, do it whole hog. don't mince words.
[21:00:23] <chromas> isn't that why the new iphone ad keeps touting its bigness?
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[21:01:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't forget the vibrate feature
[21:01:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Click, or was it Clack, Dies at 77 - http://sylnt.us - puhVROOpuhHOO
[21:05:24] <chromas> I just wish the lube refills weren't proprietary
[21:06:16] <crutchy> ~isup: wiki.soylentnews.org
[21:06:22] <crutchy> coffee++
[21:06:22] <Bender> karma - coffee: 892
[21:06:30] <crutchy> ah crap
[21:06:34] <crutchy> ~isup wiki.soylentnews.org
[21:06:59] <crutchy> ~say fart
[21:07:00] <exec> fart
[21:07:04] <exec> process timed out: ~isup wiki.soylentnews.org
[21:07:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> isup isdown
[21:07:16] <crutchy> ~isup soylentnews.org
[21:07:17] <exec> soylentnews.org: HTTP/1.1 200 OK
[21:07:25] <crutchy> wiki seems to be down
[21:07:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> awe hell
[21:07:39] <nick> it does indeed
[21:07:39] <crutchy> oh actually might be ok
[21:07:44] <crutchy> ~isup wiki.soylentnews.org
[21:07:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> well i dunno what server it's even on
[21:07:51] <nick> it's not resolving for me
[21:08:14] <exec> process timed out: ~isup wiki.soylentnews.org
[21:08:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> resolves fine but doesn't connect
[21:08:25] <chromas> same here
[21:08:51] <chromas> oh uh, me too! me too! Is this aol?
[21:08:59] <crutchy> if it is working it's bog slow
[21:09:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, ping
[21:09:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> mechanicjay, ping
[21:09:33] <chromas> that must be why the new spam accounts have slowed
[21:09:42] <crutchy> !whoup bacon
[21:09:42] <Bender> uppers of bacon are: kobach: 63, crutchy: 46, stderr: 46, xlefay: 18, Blackmoore: 18, mattie_p: 14, xyzzyyzzyx: 9, Alberto: 8, juggs: 8, pbnjoe: 5, MrBluze: 5, chromas: 4, stdhell: 3, Marneus68: 3, aqu4: 2, TheMightyBuzzard: 2, MrBluze_Cmd: 2, Konomi: 2, Bytram: 2, FoobarBazbot: 2, swiss: 2, SpallsHurgenson: 1, martyb: 1, paulej72_afk: 1, FatPhil: 1, hax0rz: 1, keick: - 1 more
[21:09:46] <crutchy> there we go :p
[21:09:48] <chromas> that'll do it
[21:09:52] <chromas> Bender: more
[21:09:52] <Bender> 1, paulej72: 1, useless: 1, Ethanol-fueled: 1, sea: 1, Mattiep: 1, exec: 1, AndyTheAbsurd: 1, SirFinkus: 1, SN: 1, n1: 1, MrBluze|zzz: 1, pbnjoe|afk: 1
[21:10:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> see, i was just gonna ping the only two people who might know how to fix it
[21:10:17] <stderr> !crutchy
[21:10:20] <chromas> well now we can have more people sitting around talking about it
[21:10:32] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[21:11:14] <crutchy> yay!
[21:11:27] <crutchy> i'm gunna love yas and leave yas :d
[21:11:31] <crutchy> gtg to workipoos
[21:11:35] <crutchy> haf fun :D
[21:13:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> there we go, bounced apache
[21:13:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> still appears half-assed though
[21:14:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> there, thas better
[21:15:09] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard++
[21:15:09] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 103
[21:16:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... doing the same shat again
[21:16:38] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard--
[21:16:38] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 102
[21:16:41] <chromas> :D
[21:18:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh, it's hitting maxclients.
[21:19:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> upped the setting. it was set pretty low.
[21:20:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> we'll see if it's a dos here shortly
[21:21:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyway, it's back up until it hits 65 clients
[21:21:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> doesn't appear to be happening fast so ima assume we just had that many people looking at once.
[21:22:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> was set at 15 by the way. no surprise we hit max clients.
[21:22:57] <chromas> 15 is a lot for one server
[21:24:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> shurg
[21:25:13] <chromas> need another 12 servers :)
[21:25:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> pj can tweak it later if he likes. it obviously wasn't enough for the number of servers we had started.
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[21:46:28] <SoyCow8230> I'm opening a linode account and I think SN uses linode. I'm happy to give SN the referral if anyone knows their referral code?
[21:48:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> SoyCow8230, love to tell ya but mrcoolbp is the only one who might know that offhand
[21:48:34] * nick pokes mrcoolbp
[21:49:06] <SoyCow8230> Thats cool. I just thought I'd give it a shot.
[21:49:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> thanks for the thought
[21:49:30] <SoyCow8230> Of course.
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[22:02:42] <Landon> too bad it's not keyed off of login
[22:11:35] <mechanicjay> damn, just saw this, I have the SN linode referral code
[22:11:42] <mechanicjay> as well
[22:12:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> no worries, i was more concerned with the wiki being down for the ping
[22:13:29] <Landon> you know, probably wouldn't be a bad idea to stick that somewhere on the site/wiki
[22:13:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> restart worked for a moment then no back to bad behavior so bumped the maxclients number back up and restarted and we appear gold for now
[22:13:47] <Landon> "Thinking about Linode and want to alleviate the cost of SoylentNews hosting?"
[22:14:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> Landon, not a bad idea
[22:14:38] <Landon> not finding any good resources on potential tax implications of referral bonuses (google results are mainly about employee referral)
[22:15:00] <chromas> could put it in place of that board meeting scheduled for a week ago
[22:15:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> well someone could but not me. i'd have to bump my seclevel up in the db first.
[22:15:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> and really that's mrcoolbp's thing
[22:16:14] <chromas> nah, just bypass slash and directly edit the db/templates
[22:16:20] <Landon> hah
[22:20:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Britain Deploys GPS Backup - http://sylnt.us - eloran-in-my-delorean
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[22:45:02] <Blackmoore> mechanicjay: I'll need that soon-ish. want to start up a linnode with a minecraft server
[22:48:05] <mechanicjay> I wish I'd realized it myself, as I spun up a linode last month to move some stuff out of my basement in prep for moving.
[22:48:32] <mechanicjay> Blackmoore: drop me an email when you're ready
[22:48:57] <mechanicjay> it's a sort of ridiculously long random string
[23:21:08] <Blackmoore> will do!
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[23:56:51] <SirFinkus> 24 minutes int my encode!
[23:57:08] <SirFinkus> 202MB though, not bad for 1080p
[23:58:32] <SirFinkus> assuming transparency of course