#Soylent | Logs for 2014-10-29
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[23:07:49] <Bender> karma - keywords: 1
[23:07:48] <chromas> keywords++
[23:07:35] <chromas> https://www.eff.org
[23:03:42] <juggs> and is dumb as a bag of rocks :D
[23:03:27] <juggs> hi ciri
[23:00:59] <silverly> haha ciri always pops up at the worst times
[23:00:38] <silverly> hi AndyTheAbsurd!
[22:50:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hawaiian Lava Flow Threatens Village - http://sylnt.us - faulty-lava-lamp-returns
[22:26:11] <AndyTheAbsurd> ciri: kindly bugger off, won't you?
[22:25:49] <ciri> hello, whats up AndyTheAbsurd
[22:25:48] <AndyTheAbsurd> hello silverly
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[21:47:39] <geotti> off to the store
[21:47:24] <Bender> karma - tea: 148
[21:47:24] <geotti> tea++
[21:39:07] Blackmoore is now known as blackmoore|afk
[21:38:42] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 109
[21:38:42] <Blackmoore> crutchy++
[21:38:27] <Bender> karma - coffee: 881
[21:38:27] <Blackmoore> coffee++
[21:21:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Newspaper Outraged After FBI Creates Fake Seattle Times Page - http://sylnt.us - ends-justifying-means
[21:19:41] <juggs> hey Alberto o/
[21:19:09] <Alberto> :D
[21:19:08] <Alberto> How are you sexy Soylent's
[21:18:59] <Alberto> Hey Hey
[21:14:27] <crutchy> ps. made a live script last night that echoed "coffee++" in here whenever anyone typed "coffee++" in any channel that exec is in. disabled it cos it would make waves, but it would get coffee back up there :p
[21:12:59] <crutchy> gtg to workipoos. laterz
[21:12:50] <Bender> karma - guinness: 1
[21:12:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> guinness++
[21:12:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> also...
[21:12:32] <Bender> karma - coffee: 880
[21:12:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[21:12:25] <Bender> karma - coffee: 879
[21:12:25] <crutchy> coffee++
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[19:50:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The New Yorker Covers 2600 - http://sylnt.us - out-of-band
[19:35:56] <geotti> bye ciri
[19:35:45] <ciri> ok see yea later geotti
[19:35:45] <chromas> Wait, did I just wink or say "wink"?
[19:35:44] <geotti> bbl
[19:35:15] <chromas> wink
[19:35:08] <geotti> she's got a 800 number
[19:34:56] * chromas dials 900-geottis-wife
[19:34:55] <Bender> karma - utilitarian_approach: 1
[19:34:55] <geotti> utilitarian_approach++
[19:34:34] <Bender> karma - dont_tell_my_wife: 1
[19:34:34] <geotti> dont_tell_my_wife++
[19:34:23] <Bender> karma - my_own_is_better_but_distractions: -1
[19:34:23] <geotti> my_own_is_better_but_distractions--
[19:34:00] <Bender> karma - makin_my_own_dinner: 1
[19:34:00] <chromas> makin_my_own_dinner++
[19:33:47] <Bender> karma - am_bm: 1
[19:33:47] <chromas> am_bm++
[19:33:45] <Bender> karma - relaxation: 1
[19:33:45] <chromas> relaxation++
[19:33:41] <Bender> karma - wife_making_dinner: 1
[19:33:41] <geotti> wife_making_dinner++
[19:33:28] <Bender> karma - dinner: 1
[19:33:28] <geotti> dinner++
[19:33:21] <chromas> not good for fishing though
[19:32:53] <geotti> rowing is good for your health
[19:32:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> ended up throwin some nice crappie back because i was too tired to clean em after rowing all that way.
[19:31:24] <SedBot2> <geotti> <chromas> What do you mean? If they're young, you get the privilege of watching them learn
[19:31:24] <geotti> chromas, s/luxury/privilege/
[19:30:54] <geotti> then again, if they don't understand what a knife is you can't forward the link to them either
[19:30:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> no kids. i got better sense than that.
[19:30:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> 10" fillet knife. works almost as well at letting folks know that off is where they should fuck as it does at filleting a fish.
[19:30:19] <chromas> What do you mean? If they're young, you get the luxury of watching them learn
[19:30:08] <geotti> apparently
[19:29:58] <geotti> you've got the luxury of your kids being old enough to understand what a knife is...
[19:29:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> they get the hint
[19:29:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> i just keep a big, big knife handy
[19:28:20] <geotti> forward that to your PHBs, spouses, roommates and kids
[19:27:41] <geotti> http://heeris.id.au
[19:27:37] <chromas> Well, they were jewish; probably had the booze so watered down they could easily be swayed into believing plain water was the booze :D
[19:27:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> did cheat for about 100yds. hit the shore and dragged the boat behind me while i walked.
[19:26:33] <chromas> and if you're not on water, I could see how rowing would be that much more difficult
[19:26:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope, still only water coming out of the tap not booze
[19:26:09] * TheMightyBuzzard checks for divine powers
[19:25:22] <chromas> even on water?
[19:24:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> boats can suck it. had to row back across about a mile worth of lake. is significantly harder than walking a mile.
[18:22:49] <swiss> juggs: pretty good
[18:11:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hackers are Using Gmail Drafts to Update their Malware and Steal Data. - http://sylnt.us - draft-dodging
[18:05:37] <Bender> karma - coffee_toffee: 2
[18:05:37] <geotti> coffee_toffee++
[18:03:56] <juggs> Alberto, nick and channel expiry is now set to 180 days (was previously 30). Hope that is enough for you :D
[17:34:37] <juggs> just fine thanks swiss. and you?
[17:34:22] <swiss> juggs: how are you doing?
[17:30:11] <Bender> karma - flamewars: 1
[17:30:11] <geotti> flamewars++
[17:30:02] <Bender> karma - tea: 147
[17:30:02] <geotti> tea++ # just brew it
[17:29:26] <Bender> karma - coffee: 878
[17:29:26] <geotti> coffee-- # not possible to do properly without proper equipment
[17:28:51] <Bender> karma - tea: 146
[17:28:51] <geotti> tea++ # you gotta know how to make it properly
[17:27:44] <juggs> just don't let the boss see it :D
[17:27:23] <Blackmoore> Yar! that's better
[17:27:10] * juggs passes Blackmoore the secret bottle of rum
[17:26:56] <juggs> oops
[17:26:54] * juggs passes Blac
[17:26:44] <Bender> karma - coffee: 879
[17:26:44] <Blackmoore> coffee++
[17:26:23] <Blackmoore> (the cofee here was so bad i made tea. i now regret that)
[17:25:59] <Bender> karma - tea: 145
[17:25:59] <Blackmoore> tea--
[17:25:31] <Bender> karma - tea: 146
[17:25:31] <SirFinkus> tea++
[16:56:55] <Bender> karma - coffee: 878
[16:56:55] <ar> coffee--
[16:56:51] <Bender> karma - tea: 145
[16:56:51] <ar> tea++
[16:52:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Prior to Version 1.16, wget Allows for a Web Server to Write Arbitrary Files on the Client Side - http://sylnt.us - getting-more-than-you-asked-for
[16:32:38] <Bender> karma - soylent_tea_party: 0
[16:32:38] <geotti> soylent_tea_party++
[16:32:34] <Bender> karma - soylen_tea_party: 1
[16:32:34] <geotti> soylen_tea_party++
[16:32:24] <Bender> karma - tea: 144
[16:32:24] <geotti> tea++
[16:32:14] <Bender> karma - tea: 143
[16:32:13] <geotti> tea++
[16:30:04] <Bender> karma - coffee: 879
[16:30:04] <ar> coffee--
[16:30:02] <Bender> karma - tea: 142
[16:30:02] <ar> tea++
[16:26:42] <geotti> I thought you can run VIM on any os...
[16:15:41] * cykros has a charlton heston moment
[16:15:07] * cykros needs to find a bar that's open
[16:14:59] <cykros> dear god, i just found out that running vim inside of emacs is a thing
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[15:13:32] <juggs> to get paid presumably Blackmoore
[15:00:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The FTC is Suing AT&T for Throttling its Unlimited Data Customers - http://sylnt.us - as-much-as-YOU-want-but-as-slow-as-WE-want
[14:59:18] <Blackmoore> (as in why the heel do i bother coming in)
[14:58:57] <Bender> karma - headdesk: 3
[14:58:57] <Blackmoore> headdesk++
[14:56:13] <Bender> karma - honey: 3
[14:56:13] <geotti> honey++
[14:56:02] <Bender> karma - tea: 141
[14:56:02] <geotti> tea++
[14:35:50] <Blackmoore> *shrug*
[14:28:06] <juggs> crutchy pong?
[13:40:42] <Bender> karma - coffee: 880
[13:40:42] <Blackmoore> coffee++
[13:40:09] <Blackmoore> mornin
[13:36:39] blackmoore|afk is now known as Blackmoore
[13:36:31] <Bender> karma - coffee: 879
[13:36:31] <blackmoore|afk> coffee++
[13:01:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Burger King and McDonald's Pay Fast Food Workers $20/Hour in Denmark - http://sylnt.us - dreaming-of-a-living-wage
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[12:38:50] <Bender> karma - coffee: 878
[12:38:50] <mattiep> coffee++
[12:35:01] <Bender> karma - coffee: 877
[12:35:01] <exec> coffee++
[12:35:01] <Bender> karma - coffee: 876
[12:35:01] <crutchy> coffee++
[12:34:23] <crutchy> o.0
[12:34:15] <exec> * crutchy insubordinately hurls an anvil of spew at mattiep
[12:34:14] <crutchy> ~gday mattiep
[12:29:21] <mattiep> Good morning Soylent
[12:19:57] exe is now known as Alberto
[12:13:57] Alberto is now known as exe
[12:11:24] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 108
[12:11:23] <chromas> crutchy++
[12:09:16] <Bender> karma - coffee: 875
[12:09:16] <exec> coffee++
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[11:33:42] <Bender> karma - coffee: 874
[11:33:42] <crutchy> coffee++
[11:26:41] <geotti> ok, bbl
[11:26:21] <Bender> karma - systemd: -20
[11:26:21] <geotti> systemd--
[11:25:56] <Bender> karma - benevolent_singularity: 1
[11:25:56] <geotti> benevolent_singularity++
[11:25:39] <geotti> we need multi-dimensional karma... see?
[11:25:25] <geotti> singularity--++
[11:25:06] <Bender> karma - archer: 1
[11:25:06] <chromas> archer++
[11:24:58] <geotti> ok, ok, I got it, I'll watch automata
[11:24:56] <chromas> Plus it vibrates!
[11:24:45] <Bender> karma - robot_pussy: 1
[11:24:45] <crutchy> robot_pussy++
[11:24:27] <Bender> karma - voltron: 3
[11:24:27] <geotti> voltron++
[11:24:20] <Bender> karma - voltron: 2
[11:24:20] <crutchy> voltron++
[11:24:09] * geotti needs to decide between automata and TMNT... hmm
[11:23:42] <geotti> I did ; )
[11:23:31] <geotti> together with the banksters, EU + Russian hardliners
[11:23:30] <Bender> karma - politicians: -1
[11:23:30] <crutchy> politicians--
[11:23:24] <SirFinkus> Waiting for the first guy to misread it at "ISIS"
[11:23:07] <geotti> fuckers
[11:23:03] <geotti> hopefully they all go know themselves...
[11:22:45] <crutchy> hopefully they don't sanction that
[11:22:30] * crutchy wonders if the neocons realize that the ISS is dependent on a Russian life support module
[11:21:12] <Bender> karma - neocons: -1
[11:21:12] <geotti> neocons--
[11:21:06] <geotti> stupid geopolitical hardline players
[11:20:57] * geotti spits on the floor
[11:20:53] <geotti> they can't, you know, sanctions and stuff
[11:20:33] <crutchy> if only they used the russian rd-180
[11:19:40] <geotti> anyone watched automata yet?
[11:16:18] <Bender> karma - proton: 1
[11:16:18] <geotti> proton++
[11:16:01] <Bender> karma - bender: -5
[11:16:01] <geotti> bender++
[11:15:56] <Bender> karma - movie_for_breakfast: 1
[11:15:56] <geotti> movie_for_breakfast++
[11:15:40] <chromas> I think it was already decremented
[11:15:27] <Bender> karma - breakfast: 3
[11:15:27] <geotti> breakfast++
[11:15:22] <Bender> karma - tea: 140
[11:15:22] <geotti> tea++
[11:15:00] <Bender> karma - antares: -1
[11:15:00] <geotti> antares--
[11:11:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - ISS Resupply Rocket Explodes Shortly after Launch - http://sylnt.us - very-expensive-fireworks
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[10:49:13] <Bender> karma - coffee_toffee: 1
[10:49:13] <geotti> coffee_toffee++
[10:48:25] * geotti goes off to watch a movie and then work a bit
[10:47:26] * crutchy sneaks off to gedit
[10:47:07] <crutchy> slish fapper!
[10:46:57] <crutchy> you fish slapper!
[10:46:26] <geotti> for not taking me with you
[10:46:04] * geotti slaps TheMightyBuzzard around with a large trout.
[10:45:58] <Bender> karma - fishing: 13
[10:45:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> fishing++
[10:45:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> yurp
[10:45:46] <geotti> TheMightyBuzzard: have fun fishing!
[10:45:38] <geotti> yay!
[10:45:23] <geotti> cool
[10:45:18] <crutchy> i'm in tinkering mode :d
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[10:44:57] <crutchy> can always ~join #soylent in a channel where it is
[10:44:41] <crutchy> that's its home
[10:44:36] <crutchy> if its not here, check out #
[10:44:32] <SedBot2> <geotti> did exec say, witn he's coming back?
[10:44:32] <geotti> s/he/it/
[10:44:18] <geotti> did exec say, when he's coming back?
[10:44:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> have to hold your ideas a while anyway. bout to go hitch/load the boat and head out
[10:43:55] <crutchy> or it could be like an exhaust manifold
[10:43:52] <NetCraft> ^ 04Wiki: 03Polychoron
[10:43:51] <geotti> https://en.wikipedia.org
[10:43:36] <geotti> In geometry, a polychoron or 4-polytope is a four-dimensional polytope. It is a connected and closed figure, composed of lower dimensional polytopal elements: vertices, edges, faces, and cells.
[10:43:18] <geotti> : (
[10:43:16] <geotti> oh
[10:43:07] <geotti> ~define polychoron
[10:42:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> * exec has quit (Quit: dafuq)
[10:42:45] <geotti> come on, exec
[10:42:24] <geotti> ~define polichoron
[10:42:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> now you're just making up words
[10:42:10] <geotti> arg
[10:42:08] <SedBot2> <gytti> it could be like an OLAP n-manifold
[10:42:08] <geotti> s/polichoron/n-manifold/
[10:42:06] * SedBot2 hurls a / at gatti!
[10:42:06] <geotti> s/polichoron/n-manifold
[10:41:52] <geotti> it could be like an OLAP polichoron
[10:41:11] <geotti> like classified_crypto {++ interesting,--dictatorial}
[10:39:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, Alberto
[10:37:27] Alterbo is now known as chromas
[10:37:22] <Alterbo> weee
[10:37:19] chromas is now known as Alterbo
[10:37:07] TheMightyButtzzard is now known as Alberto
[10:37:01] <chromas> we know it's wrong; your color's not even the same
[10:36:26] <TheMightyButtzzard> Hey Hey!
[10:36:22] Alberto is now known as TheMightyButtzzard
[10:31:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> heresy!
[10:31:09] <crutchy> perl is same as php, except backwards and inside out
[10:30:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> well yeah, themightybot could do it easy
[10:29:51] <crutchy> where's a konomi when you need one
[10:29:39] <Bender> karma - perlbot: 1
[10:29:39] <crutchy> perlbot++
[10:29:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> ima say no on account of my tcl nor c are good enough to do that to eggdrop
[10:28:51] <Bender> karma - fluffy_polymorphic_object_oriented_karma: 1
[10:28:51] <crutchy> fluffy_polymorphic_object_oriented_karma++
[10:28:15] <chromas> plus in'n'out
[10:28:11] <chromas> instead of just vertical karma, where we make it go up and down, we could also go both ways
[10:28:05] <crutchy> or could do something like something.awesome.fruitcake.yumm++
[10:27:15] <crutchy> geotti, need php's serialize for that :d
[10:27:06] <ciri> doing good, and you?
[10:27:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> how ya mean?
[10:26:28] <SedBot2> <geotti> can we get multi-dimensional karma?
[10:26:28] <geotti> s/3/multi/
[10:26:24] <SedBot2> gitti, did you know there's THREE slashes in a proper s/// command?
[10:26:24] <geotti> s/3/multi
[10:26:13] <geotti> can we get 3-dimensional karma?
[10:25:48] <Bender> karma - classified_crypto_equipment: 1
[10:25:48] <geotti> classified_crypto_equipment++
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[10:21:08] <Bender> karma - tea: 139
[10:21:08] <geotti> tea++
[10:15:59] <Bender> karma - youtube: -6
[10:15:59] <crutchy> youtube-- # makin me sleepy
[10:15:35] <crutchy> dam!
[10:14:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> takin the boat out today. goin after big fooshies by the dam
[10:13:47] <Bender> karma - coffee: 873
[10:13:47] <crutchy> coffee++
[10:11:36] <Bender> karma - falling_asleep: -1
[10:11:36] <geotti> falling_asleep--
[10:10:12] <Bender> karma - coffee: 872
[10:10:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
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[09:32:18] <chromas> evil Blizzard games
[09:32:17] <JamesNZ> crutchy: Someone had too much time on their hands :P
[09:30:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - City Police Tags Show New Layer of G20 Security - http://sylnt.us - until-it-started-to-rain
[09:30:34] <Konomi> I have to wonder what issues
[09:30:31] <Konomi> built wine so many times
[09:28:55] <JamesNZ> \o/
[09:22:28] <chromas> hehe, jinx
[09:21:56] <chromas> wine built; no issues so far, even the ones I had before
[09:21:43] <chromas> swet
[09:06:52] <crutchy> number 4 is awesome :D
[09:06:04] <NetCraft> ^ 03Doodieman Voodoo
[09:06:04] <crutchy> this is my new favorite website: http://www.newgrounds.com
[09:01:05] <Bender> karma - systemd: -19
[09:01:04] <ar> systemd--
[09:01:03] <Bender> karma - gnome: -1
[09:01:03] <ar> gnome--
[08:53:59] <Bender> karma - gnome: 0
[08:53:59] <JamesNZ> gnome--
[08:53:49] <crutchy> can't remember if gnome desktop switcher did
[08:53:08] <crutchy> only the xfce one doesn't seem to allow crossover
[08:53:04] <Bender> karma - death_panels: 1
[08:53:04] <chromas> death_panels++
[08:52:49] <JamesNZ> Yeah, I think those are the same.
[08:52:47] <chromas> you can use a key shortcut as well
[08:52:40] <chromas> I think so
[08:52:34] <Bender> karma - panels: 2
[08:52:34] <crutchy> panels++
[08:52:27] <crutchy> oh like desktop switcher in xfce/gnome-classic?
[08:51:55] <JamesNZ> (switch desktops, that is)
[08:51:40] <JamesNZ> crutchy: It's a way of organizing windows, you can open different windows on different virtual desktops and switch between them.
[08:50:38] <chromas> (and another screenful)
[08:50:27] <chromas> Imagine if you could alt-tab between a screenful of windows
[08:50:14] <crutchy> what's a virtual desktop?
[08:48:42] <chromas> but they're still connected and I can move windows between them. Wish kde had that
[08:48:41] <JamesNZ> Ah.
[08:48:29] <JamesNZ> (and unmaintained, to boot)
[08:48:25] <chromas> But I love that I can switch a virtual desktop on one screen while the other stays in place
[08:48:10] <JamesNZ> Fedora's E packages are somewhat... unstable :P
[08:47:56] <chromas> ah
[08:47:42] <JamesNZ> No idea, I was just curious.
[08:47:14] <chromas> it's the most stable I've ever seen it though
[08:46:52] <chromas> should I switch to git build?
[08:46:45] <chromas> repo
[08:45:49] <JamesNZ> chromas: How did you get E?
[08:45:37] <chromas> (seperate switching)
[08:45:24] <chromas> But I don't want to give up separate virtual desktops per screen
[08:45:13] * chromas might switch from e to xfce due to some graphical glitches
[08:39:01] <crutchy> if only there was microsoft diablo 8.1
[08:38:01] <Bender> karma - diablo2: 1
[08:38:01] <chromas> diablo2++
[08:37:52] <chromas> diablo would be perfect for a touchscreen
[08:37:27] <crutchy> with a clit mouse?
[08:37:09] <chromas> lots of mouse clicks
[08:36:55] <JamesNZ> o_0
[08:36:40] <chromas> click, click, click, click, clit, click, click
[08:36:06] <JamesNZ> Ewwww.
[08:35:58] <chromas> mainly diablo 3 because I love drm :D
[08:35:56] * JamesNZ nudges chromas towards Warzone :P
[08:35:35] <JamesNZ> Ah. What games, OOC?
[08:34:22] <chromas> but the snapshot builds were decent
[08:34:10] <chromas> actually, I don't remember if I tried wine in Fedora; but Mint and Suse builds were crap for running games or anything else I tried
[08:32:27] <Bender> karma - typos: 0
[08:32:27] <JamesNZ> typos--
[08:32:25] * crutchy feels edumucated
[08:32:16] <crutchy> oh my
[08:32:16] <JamesNZ> O_o
[08:32:08] <JamesNZ> Ah.
[08:32:08] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3Verison: When you cum in a womans ear and then say "can you hear me now?".
[08:32:05] <chromas> ~define verison
[08:31:59] <chromas> always have to go to a snapshot verison
[08:31:53] <chromas> all the distros I've ever tried it in
[08:31:47] <crutchy> heh. i forgots about that
[08:31:44] <JamesNZ> Ah.
[08:31:35] <JamesNZ> chromas: Debian?
[08:31:32] <chromas> actually I think the one I had was decently recent but it's still causing issuses so I thought I'd upgrade
[08:31:19] <exec> || ||
[08:31:18] <exec> ||----w |
[08:31:18] <exec> (__)\ )\/\
[08:31:18] <exec> \ (oo)\_______
[08:31:17] <exec> \ ^__^
[08:31:17] <exec> ------------
[08:31:17] <exec> < I can fly! >
[08:31:17] <exec> ____________
[08:31:16] <JamesNZ> ~cowsay I can fly!
[08:31:13] <chromas> wine in repos is always ancient and shitty
[08:30:53] <crutchy> for super cow powahs
[08:29:56] <JamesNZ> chromas: OOC, why are you compiling wine as opposed to installing it from the repos?
[08:29:19] <JamesNZ> I think I've had wine once in my life :)
[08:28:57] <crutchy> drinking wine is much more fun than building it
[08:28:36] <JamesNZ> Oh, right.
[08:28:28] <crutchy> wine
[08:28:15] * JamesNZ does not like coffee
[08:28:05] <crutchy> you should drink it instead
[08:28:04] <JamesNZ> I would definitely C-c :P
[08:28:02] <exec> * chromas prematurely slides a toilet bowl of bacon to JamesNZ, hater of coffee++
[08:28:01] <chromas> ~g'day JamesNZ, hater of coffee++
[08:27:56] <chromas> ~'day JamesNZ, hater of coffee++
[08:27:45] * chromas is building wine
[08:27:33] <chromas> probably should ctl-c and start over. too bad there's no progress indicator
[08:27:16] <exec> * JamesNZ insatiably pours a tinfoil hat of Soylent Green for chromas
[08:27:15] <JamesNZ> ~gday chromas
[08:26:34] <JamesNZ> Yeah, -j<numOfCores> usually.
[08:23:24] <chromas> -j I guess. Probably should've used that
[08:23:11] <chromas> what's the switch to increase compiling processes?
[08:16:30] <Bender> karma - coffee: 871
[08:16:30] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[08:07:57] <Bender> karma - coffee: 872
[08:07:56] <ar> coffee--
[08:07:53] <Bender> karma - tea: 138
[08:07:53] <ar> tea++
[08:01:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - CHP Officers Routinely Steal and Share Nude Pics of Citizens - http://sylnt.us - salt-and-vinegar
[07:46:43] <chromas> buttctl aim
[07:46:33] <chromas> back ends?
[07:45:54] <NetCraft> ^ 03Storage array giants will point their back ends at Azure • The Register ( http://www.theregister.co.uk )
[07:45:46] <crutchy> <Regurgitator> [TheRegister] Storage array giants will point their back ends at Azure - http://go.theregister.com
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[07:28:48] <NetCraft> ^ 03MEN: For pity's sake SLEEP with LOTS of WOMEN - and avoid Prostate Cancer • The Register ( http://www.theregister.co.uk )
[07:28:47] <crutchy> <Regurgitator> [TheRegister] MEN: For pity's sake SLEEP with LOTS of WOMEN - and avoid Prostate Cancer - http://go.theregister.com
[07:28:44] <crutchy> definitely need to submit this one:
[07:20:36] <Bender> uptime is 3 weeks 3 days 2 hours 5 minutes and 15 seconds
[07:20:36] <Alberto> !uptime
[07:13:09] <Alberto> chromas lol
[07:10:16] <crutchy> bewbflation?
[07:09:53] <chromas> not yet; just massive inflation so far
[07:09:23] <crutchy> did you run into femputer?
[07:08:16] * chromas started looking around more
[07:08:01] <Bender> karma - implants: -4
[07:08:01] <chromas> implants--
[07:06:10] <crutchy> oh yeah those white pointers are dangerous
[07:05:48] <Alberto> its why you must go and die there
[07:05:39] <Alberto> crutchy then this http://2.bp.blogspot.com
[07:05:15] <crutchy> its in the same hemisphere so i'd believe that
[07:04:54] <Alberto> :S
[07:04:53] <Alberto> crutchy Brazil is more deadly than Australia
[07:04:27] <Alberto> :=)
[07:04:26] <NetCraft> ^ 03Group spotlight: Brazil 2014 - a gallery on Flickr
[07:04:25] <Alberto> There
[07:04:24] <Alberto> crutchy https://www.flickr.com
[07:04:19] <crutchy> or fall into the canyon of lost souls
[07:03:57] <crutchy> i might get lost in the bush
[07:03:51] <chromas> You're too far south
[07:03:49] <crutchy> lol
[07:03:45] <crutchy> brizilica
[07:03:44] <chromas> You have to go down south
[07:03:28] <crutchy> ooh where do i get infected by that!?
[07:03:22] <Alberto> chromas die! :D
[07:03:13] <chromas> Brazillian wax job?
[07:03:09] <Alberto> the irc thing
[07:03:06] <Alberto> anyway
[07:02:48] <Alberto> i caught something there
[07:02:16] <Alberto> then i went to brasil on vacations
[07:02:11] <Alberto> i moved north
[07:02:04] <Alberto> damn jungle
[07:01:44] <Alberto> Almost died! :D
[07:01:37] <crutchy> oh that sucks
[07:01:34] <chromas> For months? That sucks
[07:01:30] <crutchy> took my lappy to work and didn't use it :/
[07:01:29] <Alberto> Avian flue and stuff
[07:01:19] <Alberto> I been sick
[07:01:17] <crutchy> oh its finished :)
[07:01:05] <chromas> Just come back more often
[07:01:03] <crutchy> yeah its crunching a day's worth. it will be a spammy channel for a few minutes :/
[07:01:02] <Alberto> i lost co-ownership of # due that.
[07:00:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Replicating Hawking Radiation in a Laboratory - http://sylnt.us - never-seen-one-before
[07:00:34] <Alberto> :S
[07:00:33] <Alberto> i mean is like the 5 time i register it
[07:00:28] <chromas> oh, comments
[07:00:26] <Alberto> can my nick be protected?
[07:00:18] <Alberto> I'm a "donator" on the website
[07:00:12] <crutchy> ah oh
[07:00:06] <exec> process timed out: ~g'day Alberto
[07:00:05] <crutchy> ping juggs
[06:59:59] <chromas> ~g'day Alberto
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[06:59:49] <Alberto> sup chromas!
[06:59:46] <Alberto> Hey Hey Mr Aussie!
[06:59:38] <chromas> I think juggler and Bender are here
[06:59:31] <crutchy> 404 bot not found
[06:59:23] <crutchy> ~gday Alberto
[06:59:13] <Alberto> Also hello, long time without reading you all! :)
[06:59:06] <Alberto> Anyone from the irc staff online?
[06:58:59] <chromas> neat
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[06:57:49] <NetCraft> ^ 04Wiki: 03Pants
[06:57:49] <NetCraft> ^ 04Wiki: 03Main Page ( http://en.wikipedia.org )
[06:57:48] <crutchy> can do [[%%template_common_path%%Pants]] and you make an article titled template_common_path that just contains something like http://en.wikipedia.org and the engine will make the original page contain a link to http://en.wikipedia.org
[06:55:27] <chromas> it explodes NASA rockets?
[06:54:30] <crutchy> discovered an unintended feature of my wiki app at work today
[06:51:41] <chromas> oh wait, this is October. Anybody make an October Sky reference yet?
[06:51:12] <chromas> more linkage for the still unposted article
[06:51:08] <Bender> karma - coffee: 873
[06:51:08] <crutchy> coffee++
[06:50:52] <chromas> http://www.nasa.gov
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[05:21:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Evidence of Life Deep Below the Earth's Surface - http://sylnt.us - but-not-as-we-know-it
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[04:35:54] <Ethanol-fueled> Makes me want to jack off and piss all over you all. Because that's what Americans do for fun.
[04:35:29] <Ethanol-fueled> man, feels good now that jack-off research class is done. Getting drunk while watching football again.
[04:34:50] <Ethanol-fueled> biting the nipples
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[04:15:55] <SoyCow4482> You've never met a midget? Weird. By the way, I'm really glad we had this staff-meeting-slash-open-mic-night. It's been really productive, guys. GO TEAM!
[04:14:13] <SpallsHurgenson> no, it's just that I never met a midget in real life and it got me thinking: where are all the little people?
[04:13:30] <SoyCow4482> Did you come to this conclusion through... trial and error?
[04:12:55] <SpallsHurgenson> I've come to the conclusion children don't really exist; they are all a construction of some massive FBI sting operation.
[04:10:51] <SoyCow4482> or voluptuous children; wait, actually that's probably a bad idea.
[04:09:50] <SpallsHurgenson> (I wish I knew some of 'em :)
[04:09:42] <SpallsHurgenson> some people probably find man-boobs very sexy.
[04:09:11] <SpallsHurgenson> or voluptuous men; it's none of my business
[04:08:45] <Leebert> heh
[04:08:11] <SoyCow4482> May I suggest R.E.M.? I hear it's lovely this time of year.
[04:08:04] <SpallsHurgenson> dream of voluptuous women?
[04:07:22] <Leebert> Whever shall I do with that extra sleep?
[04:07:10] <Leebert> Working from home tomorrow = setting the alarm for a luxurious sleep-in time of 7:20 AM.
[04:04:38] <arti> indeed, they're a hungry lot
[04:02:19] * SpallsHurgenson is happy for all those Californian and Floridian lawyers :)
[04:00:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Class Action Filed Against Apple for Defective 2011 MacBook Pro Laptops - http://sylnt.us - should-have-got-a-pinto
[03:59:59] <SpallsHurgenson> they have taken my money :)
[03:51:39] <SpallsHurgenson> Holy snicketts! TIE Fighter is on GOG! TAKE MY MONEY!!!!
[03:50:22] * SpallsHurgenson hides the sheep "Yyyyyeeeessssss.... Ephemeral art, that is my fetish!"
[03:49:01] <SoyCow4482> I understand, I have an ephemeral art fetish too.
[03:47:35] <SpallsHurgenson> sorry, I don't do repeat performances and I didn't film it the first time :)
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[03:45:18] <SoyCow4482> Nah dude, post the cactus dance video. Datestamp or it didn't happen.
[03:44:27] <SpallsHurgenson> would it help if I posted a cat-video?
[03:40:27] <SoyCow4482> Damn it, SpallsHurgenson. This is why we can't have nice internets.
[03:38:44] * SpallsHurgenson is really sorry about that one; it was meant to be an April Fools joke and it just sort of got out of control
[03:38:25] * SpallsHurgenson hangs his head in shame
[03:37:51] <SoyCow4482> I was just making a snarky, kinda off-topic reference to Michael Hastings' death. I know that there are a lot of horrible problems with the media unrelated to government. And yeah, us proles are definitely partly to blame. Perez Hilton was not the product of entrenched interests.
[03:35:22] <SpallsHurgenson> and then those laws were removed and we got the Kardasian Quality News Hour :)
[03:35:01] <SpallsHurgenson> which is why we used to have laws enforcing better news
[03:34:14] <SoyCow4482> No, not this one. Corporations are also hostile to the existence of reasonable journalism.
[03:34:10] <SpallsHurgenson> Leebert: I'd rather not; that's the sort of behavior they are using against us
[03:34:09] <Leebert> No, when we started seeing news becoming more entertainment and we didn't demand news...
[03:33:32] <Leebert> So just go ahead and blame it on the CIA.
[03:33:25] <SpallsHurgenson> that, and our inability to stop watching OJ for three months sent the news organizations a pretty clear message
[03:33:22] <Leebert> If he figured that out, he'd say something like: "Well I'm sorry, but you probably deserved it for something I didn't know about anyhow."
[03:32:58] <Leebert> when I was a kid, sometimes my dad would punish me accidentally for something I didn't do.
[03:32:52] <SpallsHurgenson> when we changed the laws so news was alllowed to become more entertainment to news we sort of did it to ourselves
[03:32:43] <Leebert> You know...
[03:32:21] <SpallsHurgenson> I don't think we can blame the CIA for this one
[03:31:55] <SoyCow4482> Yeah, the CIA drove it's car into a tree.
[03:31:25] <Leebert> Journalism is dead.
[03:28:55] <SoyCow4482> And so SoyLentil SpallsHurgenson / Called the IRC to attention. / We all saw him dance / Without shirt or pants, / And the thorns he used added tension.
[03:27:11] <SpallsHurgenson> heh, Verizon-sponsored news-site forbids any stories dealing with net-neutrality or spying (and - although not yet specified - presumably anything else that will make Verizon look bad) http://arstechnica.com
[03:19:02] * SpallsHurgenson calls this one "Single Cactus in a Stony Desert"
[03:15:31] <SpallsHurgenson> Naked Interpretive Dance!
[03:15:13] <SoyCow4482> Welcome back to the SoyLent IRC Open Mic Night, SpallsHurgenson. What are you going to preform for us next?
[02:55:20] * SpallsHurgenson returns from the abyss
[02:36:38] <Leebert> I'd like to meet that guy(?) in meatspace some time.
[02:35:14] <SoyCow4482> That was a weird poem. Fucking postmodernists...
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[02:33:50] <Ethanol-fueled> Anyway, time for Bugs Bunny.
[02:32:14] <Ethanol-fueled> Heh heh hee hee hooooooo!
[02:32:08] <Ethanol-fueled> Just imagine if you could crush a large aluminum tube with walls a little more than a half inch thick like a soda can, perforations and tears and all. Then when the seawater reacted with the batteries and outgassed it blew the fucking transducer off!
[02:30:10] <Ethanol-fueled> Funny thing was they sent it back thinking we could somehow repair it. So not only did they pay to ship it halfway around the world, but are gonna pay us an extra 900 bucks just to refer them to sales to sell a new one directly to them.
[02:29:09] <Ethanol-fueled> was talking about something that goes deep underwater. Over a thousand meters, but not rated for how deep Indian Technical Institute dropped it.
[02:28:30] <Ethanol-fueled> I wasn't talking about the NASA rocket earlier, but glad there was a story from it nonetheless.
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[02:26:05] <SoyCow4482> He must not like poetry.
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[02:16:39] <SoyCow4482> The comment I now write is free-form prose. It has no meaning; meanings make me laugh. I typed it pseudo-random with my toes, and yet it's in a meeting of the staff!
[02:12:30] <paulej72> no it is not, unless you read it in the original Klingon
[02:07:18] <Bender> karma - pear_tart: 1
[02:07:18] <chromas> pear_tart++
[02:05:56] <chromas> This is a free-form poem. It doesn't have any rhyming or even good timing but yet it's considered a poem
[02:03:20] <SoyCow4482> Then Klingons are doing haiku wrong. But hey, so am I.
[02:02:28] <SpallsHurgenson> (it rhymes in the original Klingon)
[02:02:10] <SoyCow4482> IRC poems; / even those with bad meter / I will always love.
[02:01:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - US Post Office Increases Secret Tracking of Mail - http://sylnt.us - out-of-band
[01:59:45] <paulej72> now i just need a punchline
[01:59:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't piss doctors then
[01:59:16] <paulej72> it burns when i piss doctor
[01:58:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> i had that once, it hurt
[01:58:22] <paulej72> qhgtuiokmnbewsftyunvgdazqio
[01:52:36] <SpallsHurgenson> (my meter sucks, I know :)
[01:52:17] <SpallsHurgenson> there once was a channel on IRC / open to both you and to me / there the board was to meet / to discuss and to greet / but for a trip to Germany /
[01:42:56] <mrcoolbp> s'okay
[01:42:26] <SoyCow4482> Aah, thanks for explaining. It wasn't a very good rhyme anyway.
[01:41:38] <SoyCow4482> A requirement this meeting's needing.
[01:41:19] <mrcoolbp> oh he's doing a rhyme, sssshhh
[01:41:06] <SoyCow4482> A meeting must meet,
[01:41:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> yurp. unexpected european trip for one of the board members
[01:40:56] <SoyCow4482> In order to fleet
[01:40:49] <SoyCow4482> So lacking that it was not fleeting.
[01:40:40] <SoyCow4482> There once was an empty staff meeting
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[00:29:00] <SpallsHurgenson> I like that one; it is adaptable to so many beliefs. Think of all the people I can offend with just one joke :)
[00:27:06] <SpallsHurgenson> "A Mormon told me that they don't drink coffee. I said, "A cup of coffee every day gives you wonderful benefits." He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well, it keeps you from being Mormon ...""
[00:27:02] * SpallsHurgenson searcjes the web for more jokes
[00:25:42] <Leebert> can never be too careful.
[00:25:17] <SpallsHurgenson> it's probably terrorists. Please surrender your remaining rights, just in case
[00:24:17] <Leebert> Mid Atlantic Regional Spaceport
[00:24:06] <SpallsHurgenson> I'm guessing we're not talking the planet here :)
[00:23:24] <Leebert> $coworker down there said he thought a hydrazine storage building blew
[00:23:08] <Leebert> I'm genuinely curious what damage was done to MARS
[00:19:39] <Leebert> A: "Because it might lead to dancing."
[00:19:32] <Leebert> Q: "Why don't Baptists have sex while standing up?"
[00:19:18] <Leebert> Or, my favorite Baptist joke:
[00:18:29] <Leebert> (that would have been funnier if my ssh session hadn't died in the middle of telling it...)
[00:18:14] <Leebert> "Oh, that? That's the church I *used* to go to."
[00:18:03] <Leebert> one of the rescuers points to another building farther away and asks: "What's that one?"
[00:17:48] <Leebert> He points to one and explains it's his home, points to another and explains it's his church.
[00:17:00] <SpallsHurgenson> dunno that one
[00:16:41] <Leebert> I'm partial to the one about the guy stranded on the island for years who, when they came to rescue him, asked him what the various buildings he had built were...
[00:16:36] <SpallsHurgenson> that was longer than I thought it was going to be... but once I started I figured I had to keep going to the end :)
[00:16:03] <Leebert> :)
[00:15:53] <SpallsHurgenson> "I said, "Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?" He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915!" I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off."
[00:15:46] <SpallsHurgenson> " said, "Wow! Me too! Are your Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord? He said, Baptist Church of God!" I said, "Me too! Are your Original Baptist Church of God or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?" He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God!"
[00:15:36] <SpallsHurgenson> "He said, "Religious." I said, "Me too! Are your Christian or Buddhist?" He said, "Christian." I said, "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?" He said, "Protestant." I said, Me too! Are your Episcopalian or Baptist? He said, "Baptist!"
[00:15:23] <SpallsHurgenson> "I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said, "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well, are you religious or atheist?"
[00:15:13] <Leebert> And even quite a few of my contemporaries.
[00:15:08] <SpallsHurgenson> reminds me of the old joke:
[00:14:54] <Leebert> I've talked to quite a few young'uns in the church and I think there's a lot less opposition to taking a whiff of reality in that respect.
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[00:14:17] <Leebert> I grew up a young-earth creationist.
[00:14:02] <Leebert> Oh, I dunno.
[00:12:11] <SpallsHurgenson> unfortunately, the only people evangelists hate more than scientists is catholics so I don't see this helping to bring common sense to the country :)
[00:02:47] <Leebert> Sad day when this Protestant agrees more with the Pope than most people in his denomination...
[00:01:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Pope Francis Declares Evolution, Big Bang Theory are Right - http://sylnt.us - he-aint-heavy-he's-il-Papa