#Soylent | Logs for 2014-10-29
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[00:01:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Pope Francis Declares Evolution, Big Bang Theory are Right - http://sylnt.us - he-aint-heavy-he's-il-Papa
[00:02:47] <Leebert> Sad day when this Protestant agrees more with the Pope than most people in his denomination...
[00:12:11] <SpallsHurgenson> unfortunately, the only people evangelists hate more than scientists is catholics so I don't see this helping to bring common sense to the country :)
[00:14:02] <Leebert> Oh, I dunno.
[00:14:17] <Leebert> I grew up a young-earth creationist.
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[00:14:54] <Leebert> I've talked to quite a few young'uns in the church and I think there's a lot less opposition to taking a whiff of reality in that respect.
[00:15:08] <SpallsHurgenson> reminds me of the old joke:
[00:15:13] <Leebert> And even quite a few of my contemporaries.
[00:15:23] <SpallsHurgenson> "I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said, "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well, are you religious or atheist?"
[00:15:36] <SpallsHurgenson> "He said, "Religious." I said, "Me too! Are your Christian or Buddhist?" He said, "Christian." I said, "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?" He said, "Protestant." I said, Me too! Are your Episcopalian or Baptist? He said, "Baptist!"
[00:15:46] <SpallsHurgenson> " said, "Wow! Me too! Are your Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord? He said, Baptist Church of God!" I said, "Me too! Are your Original Baptist Church of God or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?" He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God!"
[00:15:53] <SpallsHurgenson> "I said, "Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?" He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915!" I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off."
[00:16:03] <Leebert> :)
[00:16:36] <SpallsHurgenson> that was longer than I thought it was going to be... but once I started I figured I had to keep going to the end :)
[00:16:41] <Leebert> I'm partial to the one about the guy stranded on the island for years who, when they came to rescue him, asked him what the various buildings he had built were...
[00:17:00] <SpallsHurgenson> dunno that one
[00:17:48] <Leebert> He points to one and explains it's his home, points to another and explains it's his church.
[00:18:03] <Leebert> one of the rescuers points to another building farther away and asks: "What's that one?"
[00:18:14] <Leebert> "Oh, that? That's the church I *used* to go to."
[00:18:29] <Leebert> (that would have been funnier if my ssh session hadn't died in the middle of telling it...)
[00:19:18] <Leebert> Or, my favorite Baptist joke:
[00:19:32] <Leebert> Q: "Why don't Baptists have sex while standing up?"
[00:19:39] <Leebert> A: "Because it might lead to dancing."
[00:23:08] <Leebert> I'm genuinely curious what damage was done to MARS
[00:23:24] <Leebert> $coworker down there said he thought a hydrazine storage building blew
[00:24:06] <SpallsHurgenson> I'm guessing we're not talking the planet here :)
[00:24:17] <Leebert> Mid Atlantic Regional Spaceport
[00:25:17] <SpallsHurgenson> it's probably terrorists. Please surrender your remaining rights, just in case
[00:25:42] <Leebert> can never be too careful.
[00:27:02] * SpallsHurgenson searcjes the web for more jokes
[00:27:06] <SpallsHurgenson> "A Mormon told me that they don't drink coffee. I said, "A cup of coffee every day gives you wonderful benefits." He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well, it keeps you from being Mormon ...""
[00:29:00] <SpallsHurgenson> I like that one; it is adaptable to so many beliefs. Think of all the people I can offend with just one joke :)
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[01:40:40] <SoyCow4482> There once was an empty staff meeting
[01:40:49] <SoyCow4482> So lacking that it was not fleeting.
[01:40:56] <SoyCow4482> In order to fleet
[01:41:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> yurp. unexpected european trip for one of the board members
[01:41:06] <SoyCow4482> A meeting must meet,
[01:41:19] <mrcoolbp> oh he's doing a rhyme, sssshhh
[01:41:38] <SoyCow4482> A requirement this meeting's needing.
[01:42:26] <SoyCow4482> Aah, thanks for explaining. It wasn't a very good rhyme anyway.
[01:42:56] <mrcoolbp> s'okay
[01:52:17] <SpallsHurgenson> there once was a channel on IRC / open to both you and to me / there the board was to meet / to discuss and to greet / but for a trip to Germany /
[01:52:36] <SpallsHurgenson> (my meter sucks, I know :)
[01:58:22] <paulej72> qhgtuiokmnbewsftyunvgdazqio
[01:58:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> i had that once, it hurt
[01:59:16] <paulej72> it burns when i piss doctor
[01:59:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't piss doctors then
[01:59:45] <paulej72> now i just need a punchline
[02:01:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - US Post Office Increases Secret Tracking of Mail - http://sylnt.us - out-of-band
[02:02:10] <SoyCow4482> IRC poems; / even those with bad meter / I will always love.
[02:02:28] <SpallsHurgenson> (it rhymes in the original Klingon)
[02:03:20] <SoyCow4482> Then Klingons are doing haiku wrong. But hey, so am I.
[02:05:56] <chromas> This is a free-form poem. It doesn't have any rhyming or even good timing but yet it's considered a poem
[02:07:18] <chromas> pear_tart++
[02:07:18] <Bender> karma - pear_tart: 1
[02:12:30] <paulej72> no it is not, unless you read it in the original Klingon
[02:16:39] <SoyCow4482> The comment I now write is free-form prose. It has no meaning; meanings make me laugh. I typed it pseudo-random with my toes, and yet it's in a meeting of the staff!
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[02:26:05] <SoyCow4482> He must not like poetry.
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[02:28:30] <Ethanol-fueled> I wasn't talking about the NASA rocket earlier, but glad there was a story from it nonetheless.
[02:29:09] <Ethanol-fueled> was talking about something that goes deep underwater. Over a thousand meters, but not rated for how deep Indian Technical Institute dropped it.
[02:30:10] <Ethanol-fueled> Funny thing was they sent it back thinking we could somehow repair it. So not only did they pay to ship it halfway around the world, but are gonna pay us an extra 900 bucks just to refer them to sales to sell a new one directly to them.
[02:32:08] <Ethanol-fueled> Just imagine if you could crush a large aluminum tube with walls a little more than a half inch thick like a soda can, perforations and tears and all. Then when the seawater reacted with the batteries and outgassed it blew the fucking transducer off!
[02:32:14] <Ethanol-fueled> Heh heh hee hee hooooooo!
[02:33:50] <Ethanol-fueled> Anyway, time for Bugs Bunny.
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[02:35:14] <SoyCow4482> That was a weird poem. Fucking postmodernists...
[02:36:38] <Leebert> I'd like to meet that guy(?) in meatspace some time.
[02:55:20] * SpallsHurgenson returns from the abyss
[03:15:13] <SoyCow4482> Welcome back to the SoyLent IRC Open Mic Night, SpallsHurgenson. What are you going to preform for us next?
[03:15:31] <SpallsHurgenson> Naked Interpretive Dance!
[03:19:02] * SpallsHurgenson calls this one "Single Cactus in a Stony Desert"
[03:27:11] <SpallsHurgenson> heh, Verizon-sponsored news-site forbids any stories dealing with net-neutrality or spying (and - although not yet specified - presumably anything else that will make Verizon look bad) http://arstechnica.com
[03:28:55] <SoyCow4482> And so SoyLentil SpallsHurgenson / Called the IRC to attention. / We all saw him dance / Without shirt or pants, / And the thorns he used added tension.
[03:31:25] <Leebert> Journalism is dead.
[03:31:55] <SoyCow4482> Yeah, the CIA drove it's car into a tree.
[03:32:21] <SpallsHurgenson> I don't think we can blame the CIA for this one
[03:32:43] <Leebert> You know...
[03:32:52] <SpallsHurgenson> when we changed the laws so news was alllowed to become more entertainment to news we sort of did it to ourselves
[03:32:58] <Leebert> when I was a kid, sometimes my dad would punish me accidentally for something I didn't do.
[03:33:22] <Leebert> If he figured that out, he'd say something like: "Well I'm sorry, but you probably deserved it for something I didn't know about anyhow."
[03:33:25] <SpallsHurgenson> that, and our inability to stop watching OJ for three months sent the news organizations a pretty clear message
[03:33:32] <Leebert> So just go ahead and blame it on the CIA.
[03:34:09] <Leebert> No, when we started seeing news becoming more entertainment and we didn't demand news...
[03:34:10] <SpallsHurgenson> Leebert: I'd rather not; that's the sort of behavior they are using against us
[03:34:14] <SoyCow4482> No, not this one. Corporations are also hostile to the existence of reasonable journalism.
[03:35:01] <SpallsHurgenson> which is why we used to have laws enforcing better news
[03:35:22] <SpallsHurgenson> and then those laws were removed and we got the Kardasian Quality News Hour :)
[03:37:51] <SoyCow4482> I was just making a snarky, kinda off-topic reference to Michael Hastings' death. I know that there are a lot of horrible problems with the media unrelated to government. And yeah, us proles are definitely partly to blame. Perez Hilton was not the product of entrenched interests.
[03:38:25] * SpallsHurgenson hangs his head in shame
[03:38:44] * SpallsHurgenson is really sorry about that one; it was meant to be an April Fools joke and it just sort of got out of control
[03:40:27] <SoyCow4482> Damn it, SpallsHurgenson. This is why we can't have nice internets.
[03:44:27] <SpallsHurgenson> would it help if I posted a cat-video?
[03:45:18] <SoyCow4482> Nah dude, post the cactus dance video. Datestamp or it didn't happen.
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[03:47:35] <SpallsHurgenson> sorry, I don't do repeat performances and I didn't film it the first time :)
[03:49:01] <SoyCow4482> I understand, I have an ephemeral art fetish too.
[03:50:22] * SpallsHurgenson hides the sheep "Yyyyyeeeessssss.... Ephemeral art, that is my fetish!"
[03:51:39] <SpallsHurgenson> Holy snicketts! TIE Fighter is on GOG! TAKE MY MONEY!!!!
[03:59:59] <SpallsHurgenson> they have taken my money :)
[04:00:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Class Action Filed Against Apple for Defective 2011 MacBook Pro Laptops - http://sylnt.us - should-have-got-a-pinto
[04:02:19] * SpallsHurgenson is happy for all those Californian and Floridian lawyers :)
[04:04:38] <arti> indeed, they're a hungry lot
[04:07:10] <Leebert> Working from home tomorrow = setting the alarm for a luxurious sleep-in time of 7:20 AM.
[04:07:22] <Leebert> Whever shall I do with that extra sleep?
[04:08:04] <SpallsHurgenson> dream of voluptuous women?
[04:08:11] <SoyCow4482> May I suggest R.E.M.? I hear it's lovely this time of year.
[04:08:45] <Leebert> heh
[04:09:11] <SpallsHurgenson> or voluptuous men; it's none of my business
[04:09:42] <SpallsHurgenson> some people probably find man-boobs very sexy.
[04:09:50] <SpallsHurgenson> (I wish I knew some of 'em :)
[04:10:51] <SoyCow4482> or voluptuous children; wait, actually that's probably a bad idea.
[04:12:55] <SpallsHurgenson> I've come to the conclusion children don't really exist; they are all a construction of some massive FBI sting operation.
[04:13:30] <SoyCow4482> Did you come to this conclusion through... trial and error?
[04:14:13] <SpallsHurgenson> no, it's just that I never met a midget in real life and it got me thinking: where are all the little people?
[04:15:55] <SoyCow4482> You've never met a midget? Weird. By the way, I'm really glad we had this staff-meeting-slash-open-mic-night. It's been really productive, guys. GO TEAM!
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[04:34:50] <Ethanol-fueled> biting the nipples
[04:35:29] <Ethanol-fueled> man, feels good now that jack-off research class is done. Getting drunk while watching football again.
[04:35:54] <Ethanol-fueled> Makes me want to jack off and piss all over you all. Because that's what Americans do for fun.
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[05:21:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Evidence of Life Deep Below the Earth's Surface - http://sylnt.us - but-not-as-we-know-it
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[06:50:52] <chromas> http://www.nasa.gov
[06:51:08] <crutchy> coffee++
[06:51:08] <Bender> karma - coffee: 873
[06:51:12] <chromas> more linkage for the still unposted article
[06:51:41] <chromas> oh wait, this is October. Anybody make an October Sky reference yet?
[06:54:30] <crutchy> discovered an unintended feature of my wiki app at work today
[06:55:27] <chromas> it explodes NASA rockets?
[06:57:48] <crutchy> can do [[%%template_common_path%%Pants]] and you make an article titled template_common_path that just contains something like http://en.wikipedia.org and the engine will make the original page contain a link to http://en.wikipedia.org
[06:57:49] <NetCraft> ^ 04Wiki: 03Main Page ( http://en.wikipedia.org )
[06:57:49] <NetCraft> ^ 04Wiki: 03Pants
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[06:58:59] <chromas> neat
[06:59:06] <Alberto> Anyone from the irc staff online?
[06:59:13] <Alberto> Also hello, long time without reading you all! :)
[06:59:23] <crutchy> ~gday Alberto
[06:59:31] <crutchy> 404 bot not found
[06:59:38] <chromas> I think juggler and Bender are here
[06:59:46] <Alberto> Hey Hey Mr Aussie!
[06:59:49] <Alberto> sup chromas!
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[06:59:59] <chromas> ~g'day Alberto
[07:00:05] <crutchy> ping juggs
[07:00:06] <exec> process timed out: ~g'day Alberto
[07:00:12] <crutchy> ah oh
[07:00:18] <Alberto> I'm a "donator" on the website
[07:00:26] <Alberto> can my nick be protected?
[07:00:28] <chromas> oh, comments
[07:00:33] <Alberto> i mean is like the 5 time i register it
[07:00:34] <Alberto> :S
[07:00:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Replicating Hawking Radiation in a Laboratory - http://sylnt.us - never-seen-one-before
[07:01:02] <Alberto> i lost co-ownership of # due that.
[07:01:03] <crutchy> yeah its crunching a day's worth. it will be a spammy channel for a few minutes :/
[07:01:05] <chromas> Just come back more often
[07:01:17] <crutchy> oh its finished :)
[07:01:19] <Alberto> I been sick
[07:01:29] <Alberto> Avian flue and stuff
[07:01:30] <crutchy> took my lappy to work and didn't use it :/
[07:01:34] <chromas> For months? That sucks
[07:01:37] <crutchy> oh that sucks
[07:01:44] <Alberto> Almost died! :D
[07:02:04] <Alberto> damn jungle
[07:02:11] <Alberto> i moved north
[07:02:16] <Alberto> then i went to brasil on vacations
[07:02:48] <Alberto> i caught something there
[07:03:06] <Alberto> anyway
[07:03:09] <Alberto> the irc thing
[07:03:13] <chromas> Brazillian wax job?
[07:03:22] <Alberto> chromas die! :D
[07:03:28] <crutchy> ooh where do i get infected by that!?
[07:03:44] <chromas> You have to go down south
[07:03:45] <crutchy> brizilica
[07:03:49] <crutchy> lol
[07:03:51] <chromas> You're too far south
[07:03:57] <crutchy> i might get lost in the bush
[07:04:19] <crutchy> or fall into the canyon of lost souls
[07:04:24] <Alberto> crutchy https://www.flickr.com
[07:04:25] <Alberto> There
[07:04:26] <NetCraft> ^ 03Group spotlight: Brazil 2014 - a gallery on Flickr
[07:04:27] <Alberto> :=)
[07:04:53] <Alberto> crutchy Brazil is more deadly than Australia
[07:04:54] <Alberto> :S
[07:05:15] <crutchy> its in the same hemisphere so i'd believe that
[07:05:39] <Alberto> crutchy then this http://2.bp.blogspot.com
[07:05:48] <Alberto> its why you must go and die there
[07:06:10] <crutchy> oh yeah those white pointers are dangerous
[07:08:01] <chromas> implants--
[07:08:01] <Bender> karma - implants: -4
[07:08:16] * chromas started looking around more
[07:09:23] <crutchy> did you run into femputer?
[07:09:53] <chromas> not yet; just massive inflation so far
[07:10:16] <crutchy> bewbflation?
[07:13:09] <Alberto> chromas lol
[07:20:36] <Alberto> !uptime
[07:20:36] <Bender> uptime is 3 weeks 3 days 2 hours 5 minutes and 15 seconds
[07:28:44] <crutchy> definitely need to submit this one:
[07:28:47] <crutchy> <Regurgitator> [TheRegister] MEN: For pity's sake SLEEP with LOTS of WOMEN - and avoid Prostate Cancer - http://go.theregister.com
[07:28:48] <NetCraft> ^ 03MEN: For pity's sake SLEEP with LOTS of WOMEN - and avoid Prostate Cancer • The Register ( http://www.theregister.co.uk )
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[07:45:46] <crutchy> <Regurgitator> [TheRegister] Storage array giants will point their back ends at Azure - http://go.theregister.com
[07:45:54] <NetCraft> ^ 03Storage array giants will point their back ends at Azure • The Register ( http://www.theregister.co.uk )
[07:46:33] <chromas> back ends?
[07:46:43] <chromas> buttctl aim
[08:01:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - CHP Officers Routinely Steal and Share Nude Pics of Citizens - http://sylnt.us - salt-and-vinegar
[08:07:53] <ar> tea++
[08:07:53] <Bender> karma - tea: 138
[08:07:56] <ar> coffee--
[08:07:57] <Bender> karma - coffee: 872
[08:16:30] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[08:16:30] <Bender> karma - coffee: 871
[08:23:11] <chromas> what's the switch to increase compiling processes?
[08:23:24] <chromas> -j I guess. Probably should've used that
[08:26:34] <JamesNZ> Yeah, -j<numOfCores> usually.
[08:27:15] <JamesNZ> ~gday chromas
[08:27:16] <exec> * JamesNZ insatiably pours a tinfoil hat of Soylent Green for chromas
[08:27:33] <chromas> probably should ctl-c and start over. too bad there's no progress indicator
[08:27:45] * chromas is building wine
[08:27:56] <chromas> ~'day JamesNZ, hater of coffee++
[08:28:01] <chromas> ~g'day JamesNZ, hater of coffee++
[08:28:02] <exec> * chromas prematurely slides a toilet bowl of bacon to JamesNZ, hater of coffee++
[08:28:04] <JamesNZ> I would definitely C-c :P
[08:28:05] <crutchy> you should drink it instead
[08:28:15] * JamesNZ does not like coffee
[08:28:28] <crutchy> wine
[08:28:36] <JamesNZ> Oh, right.
[08:28:57] <crutchy> drinking wine is much more fun than building it
[08:29:19] <JamesNZ> I think I've had wine once in my life :)
[08:29:56] <JamesNZ> chromas: OOC, why are you compiling wine as opposed to installing it from the repos?
[08:30:53] <crutchy> for super cow powahs
[08:31:13] <chromas> wine in repos is always ancient and shitty
[08:31:16] <JamesNZ> ~cowsay I can fly!
[08:31:17] <exec> ____________
[08:31:17] <exec> < I can fly! >
[08:31:17] <exec> ------------
[08:31:17] <exec> \ ^__^
[08:31:18] <exec> \ (oo)\_______
[08:31:18] <exec> (__)\ )\/\
[08:31:18] <exec> ||----w |
[08:31:19] <exec> || ||
[08:31:32] <chromas> actually I think the one I had was decently recent but it's still causing issuses so I thought I'd upgrade
[08:31:35] <JamesNZ> chromas: Debian?
[08:31:44] <JamesNZ> Ah.
[08:31:47] <crutchy> heh. i forgots about that
[08:31:53] <chromas> all the distros I've ever tried it in
[08:31:59] <chromas> always have to go to a snapshot verison
[08:32:05] <chromas> ~define verison
[08:32:08] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3Verison: When you cum in a womans ear and then say "can you hear me now?".
[08:32:08] <JamesNZ> Ah.
[08:32:16] <JamesNZ> O_o
[08:32:16] <crutchy> oh my
[08:32:25] * crutchy feels edumucated
[08:32:27] <JamesNZ> typos--
[08:32:27] <Bender> karma - typos: 0
[08:34:10] <chromas> actually, I don't remember if I tried wine in Fedora; but Mint and Suse builds were crap for running games or anything else I tried
[08:34:22] <chromas> but the snapshot builds were decent
[08:35:35] <JamesNZ> Ah. What games, OOC?
[08:35:56] * JamesNZ nudges chromas towards Warzone :P
[08:35:58] <chromas> mainly diablo 3 because I love drm :D
[08:36:06] <JamesNZ> Ewwww.
[08:36:40] <chromas> click, click, click, click, clit, click, click
[08:36:55] <JamesNZ> o_0
[08:37:09] <chromas> lots of mouse clicks
[08:37:27] <crutchy> with a clit mouse?
[08:37:52] <chromas> diablo would be perfect for a touchscreen
[08:38:01] <chromas> diablo2++
[08:38:01] <Bender> karma - diablo2: 1
[08:39:01] <crutchy> if only there was microsoft diablo 8.1
[08:45:13] * chromas might switch from e to xfce due to some graphical glitches
[08:45:24] <chromas> But I don't want to give up separate virtual desktops per screen
[08:45:37] <chromas> (seperate switching)
[08:45:49] <JamesNZ> chromas: How did you get E?
[08:46:45] <chromas> repo
[08:46:52] <chromas> should I switch to git build?
[08:47:14] <chromas> it's the most stable I've ever seen it though
[08:47:42] <JamesNZ> No idea, I was just curious.
[08:47:56] <chromas> ah
[08:48:10] <JamesNZ> Fedora's E packages are somewhat... unstable :P
[08:48:25] <chromas> But I love that I can switch a virtual desktop on one screen while the other stays in place
[08:48:29] <JamesNZ> (and unmaintained, to boot)
[08:48:41] <JamesNZ> Ah.
[08:48:42] <chromas> but they're still connected and I can move windows between them. Wish kde had that
[08:50:14] <crutchy> what's a virtual desktop?
[08:50:27] <chromas> Imagine if you could alt-tab between a screenful of windows
[08:50:38] <chromas> (and another screenful)
[08:51:40] <JamesNZ> crutchy: It's a way of organizing windows, you can open different windows on different virtual desktops and switch between them.
[08:51:55] <JamesNZ> (switch desktops, that is)
[08:52:27] <crutchy> oh like desktop switcher in xfce/gnome-classic?
[08:52:34] <crutchy> panels++
[08:52:34] <Bender> karma - panels: 2
[08:52:40] <chromas> I think so
[08:52:47] <chromas> you can use a key shortcut as well
[08:52:49] <JamesNZ> Yeah, I think those are the same.
[08:53:04] <chromas> death_panels++
[08:53:04] <Bender> karma - death_panels: 1
[08:53:08] <crutchy> only the xfce one doesn't seem to allow crossover
[08:53:49] <crutchy> can't remember if gnome desktop switcher did
[08:53:59] <JamesNZ> gnome--
[08:53:59] <Bender> karma - gnome: 0
[09:01:03] <ar> gnome--
[09:01:03] <Bender> karma - gnome: -1
[09:01:04] <ar> systemd--
[09:01:05] <Bender> karma - systemd: -19
[09:06:04] <crutchy> this is my new favorite website: http://www.newgrounds.com
[09:06:04] <NetCraft> ^ 03Doodieman Voodoo
[09:06:52] <crutchy> number 4 is awesome :D
[09:21:43] <chromas> swet
[09:21:56] <chromas> wine built; no issues so far, even the ones I had before
[09:22:28] <chromas> hehe, jinx
[09:28:55] <JamesNZ> \o/
[09:30:31] <Konomi> built wine so many times
[09:30:34] <Konomi> I have to wonder what issues
[09:30:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - City Police Tags Show New Layer of G20 Security - http://sylnt.us - until-it-started-to-rain
[09:32:17] <JamesNZ> crutchy: Someone had too much time on their hands :P
[09:32:18] <chromas> evil Blizzard games
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[10:10:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:10:12] <Bender> karma - coffee: 872
[10:11:36] <geotti> falling_asleep--
[10:11:36] <Bender> karma - falling_asleep: -1
[10:13:47] <crutchy> coffee++
[10:13:47] <Bender> karma - coffee: 873
[10:14:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> takin the boat out today. goin after big fooshies by the dam
[10:15:35] <crutchy> dam!
[10:15:59] <crutchy> youtube-- # makin me sleepy
[10:15:59] <Bender> karma - youtube: -6
[10:21:08] <geotti> tea++
[10:21:08] <Bender> karma - tea: 139
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[10:25:48] <geotti> classified_crypto_equipment++
[10:25:48] <Bender> karma - classified_crypto_equipment: 1
[10:26:13] <geotti> can we get 3-dimensional karma?
[10:26:24] <geotti> s/3/multi
[10:26:24] <SedBot2> gitti, did you know there's THREE slashes in a proper s/// command?
[10:26:28] <geotti> s/3/multi/
[10:26:28] <SedBot2> <geotti> can we get multi-dimensional karma?
[10:27:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> how ya mean?
[10:27:06] <ciri> doing good, and you?
[10:27:15] <crutchy> geotti, need php's serialize for that :d
[10:28:05] <crutchy> or could do something like something.awesome.fruitcake.yumm++
[10:28:11] <chromas> instead of just vertical karma, where we make it go up and down, we could also go both ways
[10:28:15] <chromas> plus in'n'out
[10:28:51] <crutchy> fluffy_polymorphic_object_oriented_karma++
[10:28:51] <Bender> karma - fluffy_polymorphic_object_oriented_karma: 1
[10:29:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> ima say no on account of my tcl nor c are good enough to do that to eggdrop
[10:29:39] <crutchy> perlbot++
[10:29:39] <Bender> karma - perlbot: 1
[10:29:51] <crutchy> where's a konomi when you need one
[10:30:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> well yeah, themightybot could do it easy
[10:31:09] <crutchy> perl is same as php, except backwards and inside out
[10:31:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> heresy!
[10:36:22] Alberto is now known as TheMightyButtzzard
[10:36:26] <TheMightyButtzzard> Hey Hey!
[10:37:01] <chromas> we know it's wrong; your color's not even the same
[10:37:07] TheMightyButtzzard is now known as Alberto
[10:37:19] chromas is now known as Alterbo
[10:37:22] <Alterbo> weee
[10:37:27] Alterbo is now known as chromas
[10:39:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, Alberto
[10:41:11] <geotti> like classified_crypto {++ interesting,--dictatorial}
[10:41:52] <geotti> it could be like an OLAP polichoron
[10:42:06] <geotti> s/polichoron/n-manifold
[10:42:06] * SedBot2 hurls a / at gatti!
[10:42:08] <geotti> s/polichoron/n-manifold/
[10:42:08] <SedBot2> <gytti> it could be like an OLAP n-manifold
[10:42:10] <geotti> arg
[10:42:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> now you're just making up words
[10:42:24] <geotti> ~define polichoron
[10:42:45] <geotti> come on, exec
[10:42:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> * exec has quit (Quit: dafuq)
[10:43:07] <geotti> ~define polychoron
[10:43:16] <geotti> oh
[10:43:18] <geotti> : (
[10:43:36] <geotti> In geometry, a polychoron or 4-polytope is a four-dimensional polytope. It is a connected and closed figure, composed of lower dimensional polytopal elements: vertices, edges, faces, and cells.
[10:43:51] <geotti> https://en.wikipedia.org
[10:43:52] <NetCraft> ^ 04Wiki: 03Polychoron
[10:43:55] <crutchy> or it could be like an exhaust manifold
[10:44:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> have to hold your ideas a while anyway. bout to go hitch/load the boat and head out
[10:44:18] <geotti> did exec say, when he's coming back?
[10:44:32] <geotti> s/he/it/
[10:44:32] <SedBot2> <geotti> did exec say, witn he's coming back?
[10:44:36] <crutchy> if its not here, check out #
[10:44:41] <crutchy> that's its home
[10:44:57] <crutchy> can always ~join #soylent in a channel where it is
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[10:45:18] <crutchy> i'm in tinkering mode :d
[10:45:23] <geotti> cool
[10:45:38] <geotti> yay!
[10:45:46] <geotti> TheMightyBuzzard: have fun fishing!
[10:45:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> yurp
[10:45:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> fishing++
[10:45:58] <Bender> karma - fishing: 13
[10:46:04] * geotti slaps TheMightyBuzzard around with a large trout.
[10:46:26] <geotti> for not taking me with you
[10:46:57] <crutchy> you fish slapper!
[10:47:07] <crutchy> slish fapper!
[10:47:26] * crutchy sneaks off to gedit
[10:48:25] * geotti goes off to watch a movie and then work a bit
[10:49:13] <geotti> coffee_toffee++
[10:49:13] <Bender> karma - coffee_toffee: 1
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[11:11:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - ISS Resupply Rocket Explodes Shortly after Launch - http://sylnt.us - very-expensive-fireworks
[11:15:00] <geotti> antares--
[11:15:00] <Bender> karma - antares: -1
[11:15:22] <geotti> tea++
[11:15:22] <Bender> karma - tea: 140
[11:15:27] <geotti> breakfast++
[11:15:27] <Bender> karma - breakfast: 3
[11:15:40] <chromas> I think it was already decremented
[11:15:56] <geotti> movie_for_breakfast++
[11:15:56] <Bender> karma - movie_for_breakfast: 1
[11:16:01] <geotti> bender++
[11:16:01] <Bender> karma - bender: -5
[11:16:18] <geotti> proton++
[11:16:18] <Bender> karma - proton: 1
[11:19:40] <geotti> anyone watched automata yet?
[11:20:33] <crutchy> if only they used the russian rd-180
[11:20:53] <geotti> they can't, you know, sanctions and stuff
[11:20:57] * geotti spits on the floor
[11:21:06] <geotti> stupid geopolitical hardline players
[11:21:12] <geotti> neocons--
[11:21:12] <Bender> karma - neocons: -1
[11:22:30] * crutchy wonders if the neocons realize that the ISS is dependent on a Russian life support module
[11:22:45] <crutchy> hopefully they don't sanction that
[11:23:03] <geotti> hopefully they all go know themselves...
[11:23:07] <geotti> fuckers
[11:23:24] <SirFinkus> Waiting for the first guy to misread it at "ISIS"
[11:23:30] <crutchy> politicians--
[11:23:30] <Bender> karma - politicians: -1
[11:23:31] <geotti> together with the banksters, EU + Russian hardliners
[11:23:42] <geotti> I did ; )
[11:24:09] * geotti needs to decide between automata and TMNT... hmm
[11:24:20] <crutchy> voltron++
[11:24:20] <Bender> karma - voltron: 2
[11:24:27] <geotti> voltron++
[11:24:27] <Bender> karma - voltron: 3
[11:24:45] <crutchy> robot_pussy++
[11:24:45] <Bender> karma - robot_pussy: 1
[11:24:56] <chromas> Plus it vibrates!
[11:24:58] <geotti> ok, ok, I got it, I'll watch automata
[11:25:06] <chromas> archer++
[11:25:06] <Bender> karma - archer: 1
[11:25:25] <geotti> singularity--++
[11:25:39] <geotti> we need multi-dimensional karma... see?
[11:25:56] <geotti> benevolent_singularity++
[11:25:56] <Bender> karma - benevolent_singularity: 1
[11:26:21] <geotti> systemd--
[11:26:21] <Bender> karma - systemd: -20
[11:26:41] <geotti> ok, bbl
[11:33:42] <crutchy> coffee++
[11:33:42] <Bender> karma - coffee: 874
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[12:09:16] <exec> coffee++
[12:09:16] <Bender> karma - coffee: 875
[12:11:23] <chromas> crutchy++
[12:11:24] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 108
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[12:19:57] exe is now known as Alberto
[12:29:21] <mattiep> Good morning Soylent
[12:34:14] <crutchy> ~gday mattiep
[12:34:15] <exec> * crutchy insubordinately hurls an anvil of spew at mattiep
[12:34:23] <crutchy> o.0
[12:35:01] <crutchy> coffee++
[12:35:01] <Bender> karma - coffee: 876
[12:35:01] <exec> coffee++
[12:35:01] <Bender> karma - coffee: 877
[12:38:50] <mattiep> coffee++
[12:38:50] <Bender> karma - coffee: 878
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[13:01:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Burger King and McDonald's Pay Fast Food Workers $20/Hour in Denmark - http://sylnt.us - dreaming-of-a-living-wage
[13:36:31] <blackmoore|afk> coffee++
[13:36:31] <Bender> karma - coffee: 879
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[13:40:09] <Blackmoore> mornin
[13:40:42] <Blackmoore> coffee++
[13:40:42] <Bender> karma - coffee: 880
[14:28:06] <juggs> crutchy pong?
[14:35:50] <Blackmoore> *shrug*
[14:56:02] <geotti> tea++
[14:56:02] <Bender> karma - tea: 141
[14:56:13] <geotti> honey++
[14:56:13] <Bender> karma - honey: 3
[14:58:57] <Blackmoore> headdesk++
[14:58:57] <Bender> karma - headdesk: 3
[14:59:18] <Blackmoore> (as in why the heel do i bother coming in)
[15:00:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The FTC is Suing AT&T for Throttling its Unlimited Data Customers - http://sylnt.us - as-much-as-YOU-want-but-as-slow-as-WE-want
[15:13:32] <juggs> to get paid presumably Blackmoore
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[16:14:59] <cykros> dear god, i just found out that running vim inside of emacs is a thing
[16:15:07] * cykros needs to find a bar that's open
[16:15:41] * cykros has a charlton heston moment
[16:26:42] <geotti> I thought you can run VIM on any os...
[16:30:02] <ar> tea++
[16:30:02] <Bender> karma - tea: 142
[16:30:04] <ar> coffee--
[16:30:04] <Bender> karma - coffee: 879
[16:32:13] <geotti> tea++
[16:32:14] <Bender> karma - tea: 143
[16:32:24] <geotti> tea++
[16:32:24] <Bender> karma - tea: 144
[16:32:34] <geotti> soylen_tea_party++
[16:32:34] <Bender> karma - soylen_tea_party: 1
[16:32:38] <geotti> soylent_tea_party++
[16:32:38] <Bender> karma - soylent_tea_party: 0
[16:52:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Prior to Version 1.16, wget Allows for a Web Server to Write Arbitrary Files on the Client Side - http://sylnt.us - getting-more-than-you-asked-for
[16:56:51] <ar> tea++
[16:56:51] <Bender> karma - tea: 145
[16:56:55] <ar> coffee--
[16:56:55] <Bender> karma - coffee: 878
[17:25:31] <SirFinkus> tea++
[17:25:31] <Bender> karma - tea: 146
[17:25:59] <Blackmoore> tea--
[17:25:59] <Bender> karma - tea: 145
[17:26:23] <Blackmoore> (the cofee here was so bad i made tea. i now regret that)
[17:26:44] <Blackmoore> coffee++
[17:26:44] <Bender> karma - coffee: 879
[17:26:54] * juggs passes Blac
[17:26:56] <juggs> oops
[17:27:10] * juggs passes Blackmoore the secret bottle of rum
[17:27:23] <Blackmoore> Yar! that's better
[17:27:44] <juggs> just don't let the boss see it :D
[17:28:51] <geotti> tea++ # you gotta know how to make it properly
[17:28:51] <Bender> karma - tea: 146
[17:29:26] <geotti> coffee-- # not possible to do properly without proper equipment
[17:29:26] <Bender> karma - coffee: 878
[17:30:02] <geotti> tea++ # just brew it
[17:30:02] <Bender> karma - tea: 147
[17:30:11] <geotti> flamewars++
[17:30:11] <Bender> karma - flamewars: 1
[17:34:22] <swiss> juggs: how are you doing?
[17:34:37] <juggs> just fine thanks swiss. and you?
[18:03:56] <juggs> Alberto, nick and channel expiry is now set to 180 days (was previously 30). Hope that is enough for you :D
[18:05:37] <geotti> coffee_toffee++
[18:05:37] <Bender> karma - coffee_toffee: 2
[18:11:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hackers are Using Gmail Drafts to Update their Malware and Steal Data. - http://sylnt.us - draft-dodging
[18:22:49] <swiss> juggs: pretty good
[19:24:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> boats can suck it. had to row back across about a mile worth of lake. is significantly harder than walking a mile.
[19:25:22] <chromas> even on water?
[19:26:09] * TheMightyBuzzard checks for divine powers
[19:26:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope, still only water coming out of the tap not booze
[19:26:33] <chromas> and if you're not on water, I could see how rowing would be that much more difficult
[19:27:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> did cheat for about 100yds. hit the shore and dragged the boat behind me while i walked.
[19:27:37] <chromas> Well, they were jewish; probably had the booze so watered down they could easily be swayed into believing plain water was the booze :D
[19:27:41] <geotti> http://heeris.id.au
[19:28:20] <geotti> forward that to your PHBs, spouses, roommates and kids
[19:29:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> i just keep a big, big knife handy
[19:29:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> they get the hint
[19:29:58] <geotti> you've got the luxury of your kids being old enough to understand what a knife is...
[19:30:08] <geotti> apparently
[19:30:19] <chromas> What do you mean? If they're young, you get the luxury of watching them learn
[19:30:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> 10" fillet knife. works almost as well at letting folks know that off is where they should fuck as it does at filleting a fish.
[19:30:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> no kids. i got better sense than that.
[19:30:54] <geotti> then again, if they don't understand what a knife is you can't forward the link to them either
[19:31:24] <geotti> chromas, s/luxury/privilege/
[19:31:24] <SedBot2> <geotti> <chromas> What do you mean? If they're young, you get the privilege of watching them learn
[19:32:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> ended up throwin some nice crappie back because i was too tired to clean em after rowing all that way.
[19:32:53] <geotti> rowing is good for your health
[19:33:21] <chromas> not good for fishing though
[19:33:28] <geotti> dinner++
[19:33:28] <Bender> karma - dinner: 1
[19:33:41] <geotti> wife_making_dinner++
[19:33:41] <Bender> karma - wife_making_dinner: 1
[19:33:45] <chromas> relaxation++
[19:33:45] <Bender> karma - relaxation: 1
[19:33:47] <chromas> am_bm++
[19:33:47] <Bender> karma - am_bm: 1
[19:34:00] <chromas> makin_my_own_dinner++
[19:34:00] <Bender> karma - makin_my_own_dinner: 1
[19:34:23] <geotti> my_own_is_better_but_distractions--
[19:34:23] <Bender> karma - my_own_is_better_but_distractions: -1
[19:34:34] <geotti> dont_tell_my_wife++
[19:34:34] <Bender> karma - dont_tell_my_wife: 1
[19:34:55] <geotti> utilitarian_approach++
[19:34:55] <Bender> karma - utilitarian_approach: 1
[19:34:56] * chromas dials 900-geottis-wife
[19:35:08] <geotti> she's got a 800 number
[19:35:15] <chromas> wink
[19:35:44] <geotti> bbl
[19:35:45] <chromas> Wait, did I just wink or say "wink"?
[19:35:45] <ciri> ok see yea later geotti
[19:35:56] <geotti> bye ciri
[19:50:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The New Yorker Covers 2600 - http://sylnt.us - out-of-band
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[21:12:25] <crutchy> coffee++
[21:12:25] <Bender> karma - coffee: 879
[21:12:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[21:12:32] <Bender> karma - coffee: 880
[21:12:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> also...
[21:12:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> guinness++
[21:12:50] <Bender> karma - guinness: 1
[21:12:59] <crutchy> gtg to workipoos. laterz
[21:14:27] <crutchy> ps. made a live script last night that echoed "coffee++" in here whenever anyone typed "coffee++" in any channel that exec is in. disabled it cos it would make waves, but it would get coffee back up there :p
[21:18:59] <Alberto> Hey Hey
[21:19:08] <Alberto> How are you sexy Soylent's
[21:19:09] <Alberto> :D
[21:19:41] <juggs> hey Alberto o/
[21:21:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Newspaper Outraged After FBI Creates Fake Seattle Times Page - http://sylnt.us - ends-justifying-means
[21:38:27] <Blackmoore> coffee++
[21:38:27] <Bender> karma - coffee: 881
[21:38:42] <Blackmoore> crutchy++
[21:38:42] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 109
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[21:47:24] <geotti> tea++
[21:47:24] <Bender> karma - tea: 148
[21:47:39] <geotti> off to the store
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[22:25:48] <AndyTheAbsurd> hello silverly
[22:25:49] <ciri> hello, whats up AndyTheAbsurd
[22:26:11] <AndyTheAbsurd> ciri: kindly bugger off, won't you?
[22:50:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hawaiian Lava Flow Threatens Village - http://sylnt.us - faulty-lava-lamp-returns
[23:00:38] <silverly> hi AndyTheAbsurd!
[23:00:59] <silverly> haha ciri always pops up at the worst times
[23:03:27] <juggs> hi ciri
[23:03:42] <juggs> and is dumb as a bag of rocks :D
[23:07:35] <chromas> https://www.eff.org
[23:07:48] <chromas> keywords++
[23:07:49] <Bender> karma - keywords: 1