#Soylent | Logs for 2014-10-28
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[00:01:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Closing the Loop on Online Advertising - http://sylnt.us - advertising-arms-race
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[00:11:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[00:11:18] <Bender> karma - coffee: 879
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[01:18:57] * SpallsHurgenson wakes up from a thrilling mid-evening nap
[01:22:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hungary to Introduce Per Gigabyte Internet Tax - http://sylnt.us - information-tax
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[01:46:54] * SpallsHurgenson wonders if he should start giving his computers more interesting names again
[01:46:55] <chromas> Charging for blinkenlights through glass tubes?
[01:49:48] <chromas> SpallsHurgenson: Close your eyes and click randomly five times on motherless.com and name your computer the first word you see
[01:49:53] <chromas> ^(nsfw)
[01:50:15] <juggs> SpallsHurgenson, that sounds like a great use of time
[01:50:22] * SpallsHurgenson isn't so upset by the idea of charging for internet as he is that they are using such small units :)
[01:50:42] <SpallsHurgenson> charge me by 100TB and I won't moan as much :)
[01:50:55] <juggs> They have revised the proposed legislation to cap the charge
[01:51:00] <chromas> well it's a tax, shouldn't they be taxing the sale or something?
[01:51:52] <juggs> They kinda had to after ~thousands~ of people turned up to protest and lobbed old computer bits at the main party's HQ gates :D
[01:52:39] <chromas> oh that's what that was
[01:52:52] <chromas> I saw pictures but I didn't notice what they were tossing about
[01:53:12] <SpallsHurgenson> Two hungarian ministers decapitated by floppy disk!
[01:53:12] <chromas> or I forgot; something
[01:53:26] <chromas> 8"++
[01:53:38] <SpallsHurgenson> point of fact: a 3.5" floppy makes a pretty good makeshift shuriken :)
[01:54:31] <SpallsHurgenson> seriously, try throwing one of those things. even without sharpened edges they are terrifyingly deadly
[01:54:33] <juggs> What doesn't make much sense is that carriers generally charge at the 95th percentile for data bandwidth on links not total volume of data passed. You'd think ISPs would be doing more to encourage users to time-shift their buffering of catch-up TV or w/e to time when their peering is quiet.
[01:55:22] <juggs> Oh wait - the world moved on didn't it.... people want to plop down and stream !NOW!
[01:55:26] <juggs> pesky customers
[01:55:34] <chromas> "Dear valued customer, please run your bittorents at night"
[01:55:48] <juggs> exactamundo
[01:55:54] * SpallsHurgenson runs his bittorrents at night
[01:56:01] <SpallsHurgenson> and in morning
[01:56:03] <SpallsHurgenson> and afternoon
[01:56:22] <SpallsHurgenson> then again, it's always night somewhere in the world :)
[01:57:14] <chromas> which is why it's paramount that we stream at all times
[01:57:51] <juggs> I used to always kick off my get-iplayer stuff when I went to bed so it wasn't gobbling bandwidth when I actually wanted to use the connection.
[01:57:56] <SpallsHurgenson> except in Agharta of course
[01:58:41] <SpallsHurgenson> then again, I'm not sure the lizard people are big into bittorrent
[01:59:38] <juggs> I may have some old P-Cube charts from the isp I used to work at knocking about... was interesting to see the variations of traffic types over the say / night cycle.
[01:59:47] <juggs> day*
[02:01:52] <juggs> I must be a lizard person too then SpallsHurgenson - or have I just made a fatal correlation != causation faux pas that I will never live down?
[02:02:42] <SpallsHurgenson> no, you are correct in your determination. Watch out for scale-rot :)
[02:02:43] <juggs> ohh.. wait I'm not a lizard person as I'm not big into bittorrent.... double fail for me
[02:03:05] <juggs> feck me, need more nicotine for concentration's ske
[02:04:34] <SpallsHurgenson> smoking is bad for lizard people
[02:05:41] <juggs> is it good for any people?
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[02:10:15] <chromas> Crab people
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[02:15:01] <SpallsHurgenson> mmmm, smoked crab
[02:26:09] * SpallsHurgenson dips the crab people in melted butter
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[02:28:27] <juggs> you monster!
[02:33:13] * SpallsHurgenson makes a tasty stew out of the lizard folk while he is at it
[02:51:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Email Exploting Shellshock Targeting Vulnerable Servers to Create Botnets - http://sylnt.us - don't-bash-my-shell
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[03:04:14] <SpallsHurgenson> those nasty, clever hackers, trying to steal my preciouses data, we hates them!
[03:04:33] <juggs> Hexchat Userlist Popup menu configuration is entirely screwed
[03:04:45] <juggs> and it's making me ~angey~
[03:04:49] <juggs> lol
[03:04:50] <ciri> i missed it, what are you laughing at? >.>
[03:04:52] <juggs> angry even
[03:04:57] <juggs> you ciri
[03:05:19] * SpallsHurgenson dips ciri in melted butter
[03:05:58] <juggs> I love the smell of frying hydraulic fluid in the morning!
[03:08:12] <SpallsHurgenson> it reminds me of breakfast
[03:08:40] * SpallsHurgenson has curious eating habits
[03:12:08] <juggs> it reminds me of a breakfast I had while watching attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. Waffles smothered in hydraulic fluid. All these memories ~sigh~
[03:12:34] <SpallsHurgenson> lost like tires on the plain
[03:16:12] <juggs> or maybe choirs on the last refrain ~sigh~
[03:18:10] * SpallsHurgenson releases the dove clutched in his hand so that it might fly away
[03:18:30] <SpallsHurgenson> alas, held it too firmly, so... <plop>
[03:21:47] <juggs> Ahh well - at least you have a dove leg for breakfast should you make it that long. I do wish this damn rain would stop mind!
[03:27:29] <SpallsHurgenson> what sort of rain is it? type 11 (breezy droplets)? Type 123 (mild cold gusting)? Perhaps Type 87, a finly distinguished variety of vertical torrential downpour?
[03:36:01] <juggs> it's mostly horizontal with small amounts of hail... which type is that?
[03:37:21] <SpallsHurgenson> dunno, you'll have to ask Rob McKenna
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[04:01:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - EU Court of Justice: An "Embed" Link Isn't a New Infringement - http://sylnt.us - even-a-broken-clock
[04:02:31] <chromas> Clock? Are you sure, Bender?
[04:12:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Email Exploiting Shellshock Targeting Vulnerable Servers to Create Botnets - http://sylnt.us - don't-bash-my-shell
[04:20:26] <juggs> chromas, what do you mean?
[04:25:55] <chromas> Superfluous L
[04:32:45] <juggs> well I think the saying is something along the lines of "Even a broken clock is right twice a day" - although I think the original mentioned chiming. Did you want it to be "even-a-broken-cock"? Still don't get where you are going with this if that's the case. Or are we in the realms of tittering teens that the mention of the word "cock" is cause for mirth?
[04:33:36] <chromas> Bringing up the past
[04:33:39] <chromas> typos++
[04:33:39] <Bender> karma - typos: 1
[04:35:14] <chromas> tittering_teens++
[04:35:14] <Bender> karma - tittering_teens: 1
[04:37:03] <juggs> I wish I had a "bear" button that would allow me to climb under a mountain of duvets and hibernate for 2 months at a time. Wake up - na still looks shit.. hit 1 month snooze.
[04:38:16] <JamesNZ> TIL you could fit 5 Israels in our North Island.
[04:39:03] <chromas> Been watching the news again?
[04:39:18] <JamesNZ> Nope, wikipedia.
[04:39:39] * chromas wonders how many moons the ocean is
[04:40:14] <JamesNZ> Hmm, that would be a slightly harder calculation.
[04:40:58] * juggs ponders the depth of the pool
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[04:46:05] <chromas> depends how many tittering teens are down there
[05:01:49] <juggs> the depth (and breadth and width) of the pool would surely determine how many tittering teens could be crammed in. This being Soylent, perhaps this can become our standardised unit of measurement. For a pool n*n*n (presuming a rectangular formation), and given a cramming density of C (variable), and given a teen population's propensity to sprout growing bits of various sizes G, and given an even distribution of teens of both sexes. Come up with the
[05:01:49] <juggs> formula that can answer "how many tittering teens" can fit in this pool?
[05:04:09] <chromas> what represents their volume - G?
[05:08:55] <juggs> That is for you to research based on what followed. You'll need to refer to developmental data for teens in various locales to come up with a a weighted average, or perhaps present a formula such as "a pool of LA-tittering-teens" should your available data be limited.
[05:13:30] <juggs> I have no idea what I am talking about as always.... but it's fun to set theoretical challenges just to see if it can actually be mathematically modelled. Now if we had sufficient funding we could go out and test the models. But I'm not sure how many parents would agree to their unique snowflakes being squished into a box for this purpose.
[05:14:09] <chromas> Could cheat and use a phone booth
[05:14:19] <chromas> should be data for that, then scale it up
[05:14:37] <chromas> gotta account for free space in the phone booth though
[05:15:27] <juggs> I did. cramming density C
[05:16:33] <juggs> C is open to interpretation right now
[05:18:22] <juggs> we could use mechanical pile drivers to ram "tittering teens" into confined spaces - but there's probably an ethical consideration about to raise it's head in that regard
[05:19:26] <chromas> That would probably be the optimal stuffing solution though, as long as all the air bubbles can make it out
[05:19:52] <juggs> true...
[05:20:00] <juggs> Define your own C
[05:20:30] <juggs> that could be "without causing deformation" for example
[05:21:40] <juggs> be that skeletal or less structural organic matter... C is open for definition.
[05:22:37] <chromas> Looks like Canadians got up 40 in one phone booth, so at least 40 * (pool_n^3 / telephone_booth_n^3)
[05:22:42] <chromas> or something
[05:24:12] <chromas> they were probably sticking out
[05:26:02] <juggs> ok... so we need to introduce variable P somewhere.. "Politeness".. base 100 decimal. 40 Canadians all saying "sorry" and "eh" while being crammed into the phone box does not mean the experiment or measurement would be replicable in gun-istan.
[05:26:43] <chromas> that may affect the gender distribution as well
[05:27:38] <juggs> well make half of them trans then.. we can call that TG
[05:28:52] <juggs> Somehow I don't think this was how google's algorithms got off the ground lol
[05:30:24] <chromas> I get totally unrelated things (Dr Evil) if I do a google search for "how many tittering teens fit into a pool?"
[05:30:27] <chromas> in bing, I get porn
[05:30:46] <chromas> stuffing golf balls and such
[05:35:06] <juggs> yah - be careful out there
[05:58:43] <ar> moin
[05:58:46] <ar> coffee--
[05:58:46] <Bender> karma - coffee: 878
[05:58:49] <ar> tea++
[05:58:49] <Bender> karma - tea: 122
[06:04:41] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[06:04:41] <Bender> karma - coffee: 877
[06:04:42] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[06:04:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> JamesNZ-- overzealous coffee moderation detected, enchance your calm.
[06:04:42] <Bender> karma - coffee: 876
[06:04:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[06:04:43] <Bender> karma - jamesnz: 1
[06:04:43] <Bender> karma - coffee: 877
[06:04:44] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[06:04:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> JamesNZ-- overzealous coffee moderation detected, enchance your calm.
[06:04:44] <Bender> karma - coffee: 876
[06:04:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[06:04:44] <Bender> karma - jamesnz: 0
[06:04:45] <Bender> karma - coffee: 877
[06:04:53] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[06:04:53] <Bender> karma - coffee: 876
[06:04:58] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[06:04:58] <Bender> karma - coffee: 875
[06:05:23] * JamesNZ accuses TheMightyBuzzard of botcraft
[06:05:44] <chromas> Does that mean you're grabbing a cup of coffee and pouring it on the curb for your homies?
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[06:08:15] <chromas> JamesNZ: I think it goes both ways, though
[06:09:11] <JamesNZ> chromas: :D
[06:13:08] <chromas> (and I'm not just saying that to get you to try coffee++ a bunch :D)
[06:14:04] <swiss> juggs: no more boost leak
[06:19:08] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[06:19:08] <Bender> karma - coffee: 874
[06:21:44] <crutchy> ~weather
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[06:21:53] <crutchy> ~weather
[06:21:54] <exec> Weather for Traralgon VIC, Australia - currently 64°F / 18°C, rain, wind W at 33 mph, humidity 38% - Tuesday chance of rain (46°F-61°F / 8°C-16°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (46°F-68°F / 8°C-20°C), Thursday partly cloudy (46°F-73°F / 8°C-23°C), Friday mostly cloudy (52°F-79°F / 11°C-26°C) - source: Google
[06:22:09] <crutchy> hmm. what's 33 mph in km/h?
[06:23:38] <ar> ~weather
[06:23:39] <exec> Weather for Warsaw, Poland - currently 32°F / 0°C, mist, wind N at 0 mph, humidity 85% - Tuesday clear (30°F-49°F / -1°C-9°C), Wednesday clear (29°F-47°F / -2°C-8°C), Thursday clear (35°F-51°F / 2°C-11°C), Friday partly cloudy (35°F-48°F / 2°C-9°C) - source: Google
[06:23:50] <ar> coffee--
[06:23:50] <Bender> karma - coffee: 873
[06:24:00] <ar> tea++
[06:24:00] <Bender> karma - tea: 123
[06:24:02] <ar> :)
[06:28:06] <crutchy> oh yeah forgot
[06:28:07] <crutchy> coffee++
[06:28:07] <Bender> karma - coffee: 874
[06:29:01] <crutchy> how is everybloody?
[06:29:01] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[06:29:01] <Bender> karma - coffee: 873
[06:29:02] <ciri> doing great here
[06:29:15] <JamesNZ> Good good, thankee. And you?
[06:30:06] <crutchy> munching on vegemite crumputs :)
[06:30:17] <crutchy> *crumpets
[06:31:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Astronomy Using Cubesat Platforms - http://sylnt.us - satellites-on-a-budget
[06:32:52] <crutchy> satellites bah
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[06:40:22] <ar> coffee--
[06:40:22] <Bender> karma - coffee: 872
[06:40:25] <ar> tea++
[06:40:25] <Bender> karma - tea: 124
[06:42:03] * crutchy offers KonomiNetbook some vegemite crumpets
[06:49:46] <swiss> phpvirtualbox++
[06:49:46] <Bender> karma - phpvirtualbox: 1
[06:50:11] <swiss> i heard vegemite is absolutely disgusting
[06:50:44] <crutchy> there's a php virtualbox?
[06:50:57] <crutchy> or do you mean hhvm?
[06:51:17] <crutchy> php++
[06:51:17] <Bender> karma - php: 8
[06:51:24] <crutchy> vegemite++
[06:51:24] <Bender> karma - vegemite: 3
[06:51:36] <crutchy> php_vegemite++
[06:51:36] <Bender> karma - php_vegemite: 1
[06:52:24] <crutchy> vegemite is awesome
[06:52:46] * crutchy tries to think of some other thing he can use an an excuse to eat more vegemite
[06:53:56] <JamesNZ> Toast, with melted butter and vegemite :)
[07:00:04] <crutchy> vita wheats are good for caking with vegemite
[07:00:23] <crutchy> you squeeze them together and lick the vegemite worms off :D
[07:04:09] <ar> php--
[07:04:09] <Bender> karma - php: 7
[07:04:22] <ar> crutchy: phpvirtualbox is a webui for virtualbox
[07:04:40] <crutchy> oh yeah forgot about that
[07:05:13] <crutchy> i should use that at work, but havent got around to it :/
[07:05:59] <swiss> crutchy: i mean phpvirtualbox
[07:06:03] <swiss> a php frontend for virtualbox
[07:06:18] <swiss> that is the only free usable complete-webui for vm control that I can find
[07:06:35] <swiss> has console through the browser rdp thing, and full control like a vbox gui
[07:06:50] <swiss> i just started using it on the malware lab at work
[07:07:15] <swiss> the system I have it on prob costs 5-10k, but ofc we refuse to pay another couple hundred bucks for a vcenter license
[07:17:40] <ar> http://dpaste.com - wtf
[07:17:40] <NetCraft> ^ 03dpaste: 3YHMYEQ ( Location )
[07:19:10] <crutchy> ldap--
[07:19:10] <Bender> karma - ldap: -1
[07:19:47] <crutchy> butt_dial++
[07:19:47] <Bender> karma - butt_dial: 1
[07:37:04] <Konomi> swiss: most people think it's disgusting cause they shovel it into their mouth instead of gingerly using it on toast
[07:37:13] <Konomi> it
[07:37:24] <Konomi> 's comparable to eating mayonase with a spoon if you do it like that
[07:38:53] <crutchy> vegemite_with_a_spoon++
[07:38:53] <Bender> karma - vegemite_with_a_spoon: 1
[07:39:09] <Konomi> though I think certain tools just eat it with a spoon for dramatic responces to attract people to their shitty videos
[07:39:34] <crutchy> at least i put it on vita wheats
[07:51:07] <Popeidol> I ate it with a spoon back in uni
[07:51:43] <Popeidol> but that was mostly because I only had that and apple juice in the house
[07:51:53] <Popeidol> and teabags, I guess
[07:52:56] <Popeidol> anyway the outcome of the story is: vegemite is not very tasty by the spoonful but apparently it does not kill you
[07:53:20] geotti_Zzz is now known as geotti
[07:55:36] <crutchy> amen
[07:55:48] <geotti> morning++
[07:55:48] <Bender> karma - morning: -1
[07:55:56] <crutchy> vegemite++
[07:55:56] <Bender> karma - vegemite: 4
[07:56:03] <crutchy> ~gday geotti
[07:56:04] <exec> * crutchy lagubriously postulates a pair of used panties full of boogers towards geotti
[07:56:19] * geotti would slap exec, but is not being violent today
[07:56:39] <geotti> ~define boogers
[07:56:41] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3booger: an accumullation of human mucus, usually reffered to as one when it has been removed from the cavity of the nose
[07:57:18] <geotti> nuri_massage++
[07:57:18] <Bender> karma - nuri_massage: 1
[07:57:20] <crutchy> as opposed to the other place where snot comes from
[07:58:21] <geotti> hot_tea_with_honey++
[07:58:21] <Bender> karma - hot_tea_with_honey: 1
[07:59:14] <chromas> eye boogers
[07:59:32] <geotti> boog-boogers
[08:00:05] <crutchy> ~define doodle snot
[08:00:18] <exec> doodle snot: unable to find definition
[08:00:35] <geotti> ~define doodle boogers
[08:00:48] <exec> doodle boogers: unable to find definition
[08:00:53] <geotti> hmmm....
[08:01:43] <crutchy> maybe its been blocked by systemd
[08:02:30] <JamesNZ> boogerctl start factory
[08:03:13] <crutchy> ~gday JamesNZ
[08:03:14] <exec> * crutchy fanatically tosses an assfull of $insert_beverage_here to JamesNZ
[08:03:45] <JamesNZ> ~gday crutchy
[08:03:46] <exec> * JamesNZ insubordinately poops a bathtub of toilet water for crutchy
[08:04:20] * chromas gives tama C&C Booger Factory
[08:06:03] <geotti> breakfast++
[08:06:03] <Bender> karma - breakfast: 2
[08:06:10] <geotti> breakslow++
[08:06:10] <Bender> karma - breakslow: 1
[08:06:21] <crutchy> breakdance++
[08:06:21] <Bender> karma - breakdance: 1
[08:07:11] <geotti> news--
[08:07:11] <Bender> karma - news: -1
[08:41:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft Working on ARM-based Server Software - http://sylnt.us - no-choice-but-to-follow
[08:46:26] <chromas> "Windows 10 in the server room was my idea"
[08:47:37] <geotti> tea++
[08:47:37] <Bender> karma - tea: 125
[08:47:39] <crutchy> from the it-used-to-be-that-nobody-got-fired-for-buying-microsoft-dept
[08:48:28] <geotti> coffee--
[08:48:28] <Bender> karma - coffee: 871
[08:48:36] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[08:48:36] <Bender> karma - coffee: 870
[08:48:49] <crutchy> apparently files are being put on company's new QNAP servers today :)
[08:49:09] <geotti> ~define QNAP
[08:49:22] <exec> QNAP: unable to find definition
[08:49:55] <geotti> honey++
[08:49:55] <Bender> karma - honey: 2
[08:50:12] <geotti> sugar--
[08:50:12] <Bender> karma - sugar: -1
[08:50:22] <chromas> ~define honey
[08:50:23] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3honey: taste very good, made by bees who fly.
[08:50:27] <geotti> lol
[08:50:27] <ciri> HEHEHEHE
[08:52:09] <crutchy> hmm
[08:52:33] <crutchy> exec, s/./ whilst having sex/
[08:52:33] <SedBot2> <crutchy> <exec> whilst having sexurbandictionary] 3honey: taste very good, made by bees who fly.
[08:52:50] <crutchy> damn regexp :/
[08:53:01] <crutchy> exec, s/\./ whilst having sex/
[08:53:01] <SedBot2> <crutchy> <exec> [urbandictionary] 3honey: taste very good, made by bees who fly whilst having sex
[08:53:07] <chromas> exec, s/(.)/\1 whilst having sex/
[08:53:07] <SedBot2> <chromas> <exec> [ whilst having sexurbandictionary] 3honey: taste very good, made by bees who fly.
[08:53:17] * chromas is also doin' it wrong
[08:53:24] <crutchy> that's more like the urbandictionary i know
[08:54:04] <chromas> need to start the sexurbandictionary
[08:54:23] <crutchy> dicsexionary
[08:54:35] <geotti> sexionary
[08:54:42] <geotti> sexypedia
[09:00:49] <geotti> dickstionary?
[09:01:41] <chromas> dicksonerry page
[09:15:37] <geotti> zz_top++
[09:15:37] <Bender> karma - zz_top: 1
[09:18:51] <geotti> George_Thorogood++
[09:18:51] <Bender> karma - george_thorogood: 1
[09:19:34] <geotti> upbeat++
[09:19:34] <Bender> karma - upbeat: 1
[09:19:53] <geotti> music++
[09:19:53] <Bender> karma - music: 1
[09:19:57] <geotti> wat?
[09:19:59] <geotti> music++
[09:19:59] <Bender> karma - music: 2
[09:20:01] <geotti> music++
[09:20:01] <Bender> karma - music: 3
[09:20:03] <geotti> music++
[09:20:03] <Bender> karma - music: 4
[09:20:05] <geotti> music++
[09:20:05] <Bender> karma - music: 5
[09:20:17] <geotti> reality_suspension++
[09:20:17] <Bender> karma - reality_suspension: 1
[09:20:18] <JamesNZ> music++
[09:20:18] <Bender> karma - music: 6
[09:39:39] <geotti> tea_with_honey++
[09:39:39] <Bender> karma - tea_with_honey: 2
[09:40:06] -!- FunPika [FunPika!~FunPika@Soylent/Staff/Wiki/FunPika] has joined #Soylent
[09:40:06] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v FunPika] by juggler
[09:43:44] -!- FunPika has quit [Quit: Leaving]
[09:48:28] <SirFinkus> music++
[09:48:28] <Bender> karma - music: 7
[09:50:07] * SirFinkus is listening to Uncle Acid and the Deadbeats — Dead Eyes Of London, from the album Vol 1
[09:51:09] <chromas> SirFinkus: s/Acid/Ruckus/
[09:51:10] <SedBot2> <chromas> <SirFinkus> is listening to Uncle Ruckus and the Deadbeats — Dead Eyes Of London, from the album Vol 1
[09:51:53] <SirFinkus> don't diss the prophet
[09:52:07] <chromas> ~define uncle ruckus
[09:52:17] <chromas> :(
[09:52:22] <exec> uncle ruckus: unable to find definition
[09:52:37] <chromas> seems like the type of thing that would be in the ud
[09:52:48] <SirFinkus> he's the boxcar baby, jar of wine
[09:52:54] <SirFinkus> the switchblade if you cross the line
[09:53:32] <ar> coffee--
[09:53:32] <Bender> karma - coffee: 869
[09:53:54] <ar> tea++
[09:53:54] <Bender> karma - tea: 126
[09:54:10] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[09:54:11] <NetCraft> ^ 03Uncle Acid & the Deadbeats "Poison Apple" (OFFICIAL) - YouTube
[09:54:13] <SirFinkus> tea++
[09:54:13] <Bender> karma - tea: 127
[09:55:10] <geotti> tea++
[09:55:10] <Bender> karma - tea: 128
[09:55:13] <geotti> coffee--
[09:55:13] <Bender> karma - coffee: 868
[09:55:22] <geotti> tea_with_honey_and_lemon++
[09:55:22] <Bender> karma - tea_with_honey_and_lemon: 1
[09:55:46] <chromas> Real Men ™ drink their tea black
[09:55:50] <SirFinkus> hot_tea_rainy_day++
[09:55:50] <Bender> karma - hot_tea_rainy_day: 2
[09:56:01] <SirFinkus> naw
[09:56:05] * geotti drinks sencha
[09:56:05] <SirFinkus> green_tea++
[09:56:05] <Bender> karma - green_tea: 1
[09:56:08] <geotti> sencha++
[09:56:08] <Bender> karma - sencha: 8
[09:56:16] <geotti> SirFinkus++
[09:56:16] <Bender> karma - sirfinkus: 3
[09:56:18] <SirFinkus> don't add shit though, and lipton is shit
[09:56:31] <SirFinkus> ito_en++
[09:56:31] <Bender> karma - ito_en: 1
[09:56:36] * geotti is sick currently, so honey+lemon
[09:57:03] <SirFinkus> marginal, just don't make it a habit
[09:57:16] * geotti enjoys pure much more
[09:58:00] <geotti> like pure procedural, pure OOP, pure functional, pure sysvinit
[09:58:04] <geotti> sysvinit++
[09:58:04] <Bender> karma - sysvinit: 1
[09:58:06] <geotti> unix++
[09:58:06] <Bender> karma - unix: 1
[09:58:09] <geotti> systemd--
[09:58:09] <Bender> karma - systemd: -17
[09:58:18] <SirFinkus> I always prefered the bsd style init
[09:58:27] <geotti> rc.init++
[09:58:32] <geotti> openrc++
[09:58:32] <Bender> karma - openrc: 4
[09:58:32] <ar> systemd--
[09:58:32] <Bender> karma - systemd: -18
[09:58:35] <ar> openrc++
[09:58:35] <Bender> karma - openrc: 5
[10:01:17] * geotti gives systemd a clout round the head with a fresh copy of the Fortran 77 Manual
[10:02:44] * geotti just rediscovered iterm
[10:02:49] <geotti> iterm++
[10:02:49] <Bender> karma - iterm: 1
[10:03:05] <SirFinkus> sell iterm to me
[10:03:07] <chromas> is that the apple terminal?
[10:03:07] <ar> urxvt++
[10:03:07] <Bender> karma - urxvt: 1
[10:03:25] <SirFinkus> I hear people rave about it all the time, but what does it add that the stock terminal + fish doesn't?
[10:03:40] <ar> terminal.app-- # shitties terminal i ever tried to use
[10:03:42] <ar> hm
[10:03:49] <ar> terminalapp-- # shitties terminal i ever tried to use
[10:03:49] <Bender> karma - terminalapp: -1
[10:04:21] <SirFinkus> what's shitty about it?
[10:05:11] <chromas> shitties++
[10:05:11] <Bender> karma - shitties: 1
[10:05:51] <ar> SirFinkus: keys behaved not like they were supposed to, had some drawing issues
[10:06:03] <ar> SirFinkus: don't remember much else
[10:06:25] <SirFinkus> hmm, never had any drawing issues, but that would piss me right off
[10:06:55] <SirFinkus> I'll stick with it until I encounter issues
[10:07:23] * SirFinkus brew updates and brew upgrades
[10:12:10] <geotti> SirFinkus: just go to http://iterm2.com
[10:12:11] <NetCraft> ^ 03Features - iTerm2 - Mac OS Terminal Replacement
[10:12:20] <geotti> should be enough
[10:13:14] <geotti> oh, and if not: https://code.google.com
[10:13:19] <crutchy> rc.local++ # cos i don't care about all the numbers and crap i just wanna start a damn program
[10:13:51] <geotti> maybe bender shouldn't filter out dots, eh?
[10:14:07] <chromas> [rc.local]++
[10:14:07] <Bender> karma - [rc.local]: 1
[10:14:11] <crutchy> bender is dotist
[10:14:11] <geotti> tmux++
[10:14:11] <Bender> karma - tmux: 7
[10:14:15] <chromas> tmux++
[10:14:15] <Bender> karma - tmux: 8
[10:14:21] <chromas> ( o Y o )++
[10:14:21] <Bender> karma - ( o y o ): 2
[10:14:46] <crutchy> oyo++
[10:14:46] <Bender> karma - oyo: 1
[10:14:51] <chromas> v-neck
[10:15:01] <chromas> and it's cold out
[10:15:04] <crutchy> numbo_eight_burrrrrrp++
[10:15:04] <Bender> karma - numbo_eight_burrrrrrp: 1
[10:15:13] <geotti> ~define oyo
[10:15:19] <exec> [wikipedia] 3Oyo: Oyo can refer to:
[10:15:26] <geotti> great, exec
[10:15:30] <crutchy> lol
[10:15:30] <ciri> lol that's funny!
[10:15:37] <crutchy> bot of mystery
[10:16:00] <crutchy> mystery nobody's kicked it yet
[10:16:04] <geotti> so, what's oyo?
[10:16:25] <crutchy> the bit between the brackets?
[10:16:35] <geotti> yes that bit
[10:16:57] <crutchy> that's what your hands and mouth go on
[10:17:08] <crutchy> yummm
[10:17:11] <SirFinkus> downloaded, like the number of preferences
[10:17:36] <geotti> I hope it doesn't crash like 1.x did
[10:17:47] <geotti> crashing_terminal--
[10:17:47] <Bender> karma - crashing_terminal: -1
[10:19:27] * geotti just realized that the tea-drinkers here are also mac users... strange correlation
[10:19:29] <geotti> tea++
[10:19:29] <Bender> karma - tea: 129
[10:19:54] <crutchy> well that explains a lot
[10:20:05] <geotti> big_data++
[10:20:05] <Bender> karma - big_data: 1
[10:20:11] <SirFinkus> we're all tea drinking FAIRIES
[10:20:14] <geotti> irc_bi++
[10:20:15] <Bender> karma - irc_bi: 1
[10:20:34] <SirFinkus> oh, geotti, did you look at textual?
[10:20:51] <geotti> SirFinkus: I did, but couldn't compile it
[10:20:57] <SirFinkus> ah
[10:21:09] <geotti> needs xcode 5, I think
[10:21:19] <geotti> had only one error left, though
[10:21:36] <geotti> and I don't like that he rolled his own crypto
[10:21:43] <geotti> that's bizarre
[10:22:00] <SirFinkus> I ended up buying it, the developer is pretty responsive to feature requests and such
[10:22:17] <crutchy> was it error 21?
[10:22:28] <SirFinkus> that part is a little sketchy, but it isn't a feature I use
[10:22:34] <chromas> sic++
[10:22:34] <Bender> karma - sic: 3
[10:22:39] * geotti is trying out quassel at the moment, but is not particularly impressed
[10:23:06] <SirFinkus> limechat is kind of good too, it's a little weird though
[10:23:24] <geotti> yeah, tried that too... it's not bad, I guess
[10:23:30] <geotti> but not good either
[10:23:43] <geotti> kinda stuck between 90's and 2000's
[10:23:57] <chromas> irssi in iTerm
[10:24:03] <SirFinkus> yeah, that too
[10:24:24] * geotti opted for weechat eventually, chromas
[10:24:26] <SirFinkus> although I like a gui, and irssi has problems with character encodings
[10:24:28] <crutchy> fsockopen++ # irc client for real men
[10:24:28] <Bender> karma - fsockopen: 2
[10:24:42] <geotti> fsockopen++
[10:24:42] <Bender> karma - fsockopen: 3
[10:25:21] <chromas> connect()
[10:25:29] <geotti> i've got a decent setup with weechat quite easily, actually
[10:25:36] <SirFinkus> I put the cat 5e on my tongue and read chat that way
[10:25:40] <geotti> don't doubt that irssi would have been similar
[10:25:49] <SirFinkus> you're all
[10:25:56] <SirFinkus> oops
[10:26:03] <chromas> wiggled your tongue wrong
[10:26:07] <SirFinkus> sorry
[10:26:23] <SirFinkus> you can just fill in the blank with whatever you'd like
[10:26:24] <crutchy> we're all pooper scoopers?
[10:26:38] <geotti> ~define pooper scooper
[10:26:39] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3pooper scooper: A gay male who enters into a relationship with another gay male solely for monetary gain; A gay gold digger.
[10:26:49] <SirFinkus> gentlemen (or gentlewomen)
[10:26:51] <crutchy> wow
[10:26:54] <geotti> lol
[10:26:54] <chromas> better than docking
[10:26:58] <geotti> unbelievable
[10:27:09] <SirFinkus> or whatever the PC shit is now
[10:27:32] <geotti> gentlepeople
[10:27:47] <SirFinkus> what if you're otherkin or something?
[10:27:52] <SirFinkus> it's difficult to keep up
[10:27:52] <geotti> includes LGBT and asexuals
[10:28:40] <crutchy> pooper scooper was the name we gave when i was a kid to an old dust pan that was hand made from folded galvanised sheet
[10:29:04] <crutchy> a kind of family hierloom of sorts
[10:29:13] <geotti> the name, or the pan?
[10:29:22] <crutchy> pan
[10:29:29] <SirFinkus> I nominate crutchy for the least intersting line in irc today
[10:29:38] <crutchy> nfi why we called it that
[10:29:55] <chromas> you cleaned the catbox with it
[10:29:57] <crutchy> was even written on it in permanent marker'
[10:30:23] <crutchy> prolly
[10:30:25] <crutchy> lol
[10:30:25] <ciri> HEHEHEHE
[10:30:42] <geotti> SirFinkus: seconded
[10:30:56] <geotti> tell us more, crutchy
[10:31:04] <crutchy> ...then i put an onion on my belt, cos it was the style at the time
[10:31:21] <geotti> and you had permanent markers back then?
[10:31:41] <crutchy> the aliens that built the pyramids handed them out
[10:31:54] <geotti> pyramids, in australia?
[10:32:11] <chromas> You haven't seen them?
[10:32:13] <geotti> i thought abby outlawed them, and aliens
[10:32:17] <crutchy> the incontinence were all joined together back then
[10:32:21] <SirFinkus> STARTLING NEW EVIDENCE, REVEALED TONIGHT ON THE HISTORY CHANNEL
[10:32:42] <chromas> Pyramid Bandits
[10:32:53] <crutchy> plate techtonics is a recent invention
[10:33:10] <geotti> ~define pyramid bandit
[10:33:11] <chromas> Backdoor Bandits of the East
[10:33:19] <geotti> ~define plate techtonic
[10:33:27] <geotti> ~define techtonic
[10:33:30] <exec> process timed out: ~define pyramid bandit
[10:33:30] <exec> plate techtonic: unable to find definition
[10:33:31] <exec> [wikipedia] 3Techtonic: Techtonic can refer to:
[10:33:46] <crutchy> we put snakes on our heads instead of towels
[10:33:47] <SirFinkus> there is no scientific consensus on plate tectonics
[10:34:14] <SirFinkus> it's all an attempt by the elites to usher in one world government
[10:34:56] <crutchy> 'unified incontinence'
[10:34:57] <SirFinkus> along with chemtrails, water fluoridation, and population control
[10:35:01] <crutchy> world pees
[10:35:23] <SirFinkus> !last xlefay
[10:35:32] <SirFinkus> ~last xlefay
[10:35:40] * SirFinkus forgot the syntax
[10:35:45] * crutchy cranks handle
[10:35:53] <Popeidol> techtonics is a great name for an acapella group of IT guys
[10:36:12] <exec> last privmsg for xlefay in #soylent: [2014-09-02 08:16:21] I need to eat some and get some sleep. I'll tty'all later ;-) Take care!
[10:37:11] <geotti> ~define techtonic, the removal of systemd from a system.
[10:37:18] <exec> [wiktionary] 3techtonic, the removal of systemd from a system.: Sorry: the page title you requested is not supported by our software. It is possible that the entry you are looking for is below; if not, please request it or add it yourself.
[10:37:28] <geotti> ~define-add techtonic, the removal of systemd from a system.
[10:37:28] <exec> definition for term "techtonic" set to "the removal of systemd from a system."
[10:37:50] <geotti> adjective
[10:37:52] <geotti> 1 giving a feeling of vigor or well-being; invigorating. [...]
[10:37:52] <crutchy> apparently wikipedia doesn't support systemd
[10:38:13] <SirFinkus> linux needs a linus torvalds for desktop environments
[10:38:16] <crutchy> or the removal of systemd
[10:38:46] <SirFinkus> the kernel seems relatively bullshit free, but all the the linux desktop environments seem to be garbage
[10:38:48] <chromas> it does
[10:39:00] <crutchy> linome deskvalds
[10:39:11] <chromas> that's why gnome says "fuck you, I do what I want!"
[10:39:33] <SirFinkus> which is half of it
[10:39:44] <chromas> "You don't need to stinkin' options because you are stewpid! And do you know what else Didi? You are stewpid!"
[10:39:50] <SirFinkus> you need the other half, where "what I want" is what everyone else actually wants
[10:39:56] <chromas> Deedee
[10:40:04] <SirFinkus> and "don't break userland" is the first commandment
[10:40:24] <crutchy> bash is userland for real men
[10:40:29] <crutchy> and konomis
[10:40:41] <chromas> gnome's sucked since 2 anyhow
[10:41:00] <chromas> 3's just part of a long trend
[10:41:22] <crutchy> towards microsoft gnome 4 bob
[10:41:35] <chromas> I hope so
[10:41:45] <chromas> Troll Sans LP
[10:41:54] <SirFinkus> imo, KDE is the closest thing we have to a good DE, but it's still terrible
[10:41:59] <SirFinkus> at least it has lots of options
[10:42:03] <geotti> kde++
[10:42:03] <Bender> karma - kde: 2
[10:42:05] <chromas> kde++
[10:42:05] <Bender> karma - kde: 3
[10:42:05] <geotti> qt++
[10:42:05] <Bender> karma - qt: 1
[10:42:11] <chromas> qt++
[10:42:11] <Bender> karma - qt: 2
[10:42:14] <crutchy> mr hanky can be the gnome version of clippy
[10:42:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> karma++
[10:42:20] <Bender> karma - karma: 22
[10:42:29] <geotti> TheMightyBuzzard++
[10:42:29] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 101
[10:42:30] <SirFinkus> they can't manage to make any of their gui look quite right
[10:42:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> lxde++
[10:42:44] <chromas> (💩)++
[10:42:44] <Bender> karma - lxde: 1
[10:42:44] <Bender> karma - (💩): 1
[10:42:52] <geotti> tcsh++
[10:42:52] <Bender> karma - tcsh: 1
[10:42:54] * crutchy likes the crux window border
[10:43:21] * chromas is still using e
[10:43:32] <SirFinkus> https://userbase.kde.org
[10:43:35] <SirFinkus> look at this
[10:43:40] <chromas> the 'tray' sucks in e
[10:44:16] <chromas> scrollbars don't need buttons
[10:45:01] <SirFinkus> I mean, nothing about this seems to be done correctly
[10:45:43] <SirFinkus> everything is too big, or too small, or not quite lined up
[10:45:56] <chromas> looks just like Norton Commander
[10:45:59] <SirFinkus> or just redundant
[10:46:01] <chromas> >:D
[10:47:09] <SirFinkus> https://amarok.kde.org
[10:47:12] <SirFinkus> uhnng
[10:47:43] <chromas> clementine++
[10:47:43] <Bender> karma - clementine: 1
[10:48:40] <SirFinkus> I find it very telling that that was how the screenshots for the latest version were presented
[10:49:01] <SirFinkus> not actually screenshots, but some weird coverflow thing with reflections everywhere
[10:49:23] <chromas> I've seen that showing up in the android store lately
[10:49:45] <chromas> "Look! Your phone is showing you a picture of another phone with this theme!"
[10:50:22] <geotti> ~define-add techtonic, [verb] The act of removing systemd from a linux system. [Origin] neologism of mid 17th cent.: from French tonique, from Greek tonikos ‘of or for stretching,’ from tonos and Greek tekhnologia ‘systematic treatment,’ from tekhnē ‘art, craft’ + -logia (from Greek logos 'word')
[10:50:23] <exec> definition for term "techtonic" set to "[verb] The act of removing systemd from a linux system. [Origin] neologism of mid 17th cent.: from French tonique, from Greek tonikos ‘of or for stretching,’ from tonos and Greek tekhnologia ‘systematic treatment,’ from tekhnē ‘art, craft’ + -logia (from Greek logos 'word')"
[10:50:24] <SirFinkus> oh, another thing, they haven't decided on a theme for screenshots of official kde apps
[10:50:53] * geotti pets exec
[10:50:55] <SirFinkus> so I'd have not idea if that's what the app would look like when I installed it
[10:51:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Feds Set to Destroy H-1B Records - http://sylnt.us - irrelevant-information
[10:51:33] <chromas> it would look different anyway if you weren't using that same theme
[10:52:42] <SirFinkus> true, but if there was an official guideline for screenshots, I'd at least be able to guess what it would look like
[10:53:07] <geotti> it's all a conspiracy!
[10:53:23] <geotti> to get everyone on hurd
[10:53:32] <geotti> hurd++
[10:53:32] <Bender> karma - hurd: 5
[10:54:14] <chromas> one thing I don't like about linux desktops is the themes mostly suck. Go look for a kwin theme and you'll find 50 vista/7 clones and over 9,000 MacOssex clones
[10:54:33] <SirFinkus> latst hurd release is more than a year old
[10:54:47] <SirFinkus> website last updated almost exactly a year ago
[10:55:07] <crutchy> free toe jam for all
[10:55:20] <SirFinkus> "And these web pages are a living proof of the usability of the Hurd, as they are rendered on a Debian GNU/Hurd system."
[10:55:24] <chromas> I hurd it doesn't have the systemd
[10:55:47] <SirFinkus> you know a project is doing well when you have to say "we aren't dead yet!" on your homepage
[10:55:48] <chromas> GNU/Hurd? Seems redundant
[10:55:57] <crutchy> it is
[10:56:14] <crutchy> torvalds redundantified it
[10:56:23] <chromas> true
[10:56:31] <chromas> but I meant because Hurd is already gnu
[10:56:38] <SirFinkus> stallman has already gone all in on that battle, he'd look stupid if he backed down and called it just GNU
[10:56:45] <crutchy> fully of gnuey goodness
[10:57:10] <chromas> clock ganoodle doo
[10:57:20] <crutchy> that would make for an awesome SN tfa typo... GNU/Turd
[10:57:50] <SirFinkus> stallman is such a petty asshole
[10:58:07] <geotti> clock++
[10:58:07] <Bender> karma - clock: 1
[10:58:17] <chromas> "Do NetCraft and hot grits confirm GNU/Turd is dead?"
[10:58:17] <crutchy> he's been drinking too much world pees
[10:58:28] <geotti> he's still cool
[10:58:33] <SirFinkus> he seems to care more about his own projects succeeding than free software in general
[10:58:42] <geotti> not like poettering. he's just an asshole
[10:58:55] <geotti> or seems to be, not knowing either
[10:59:00] <crutchy> and he doesn't like that torvalds is cooler than him
[10:59:08] <SirFinkus> oh man, he's so fucking jealous
[10:59:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> hates me some poettering
[10:59:43] <geotti> let's switch topics
[10:59:45] <geotti> minix++
[10:59:45] <Bender> karma - minix: 1
[11:00:00] <chromas> is the topic poettering out?
[11:00:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> he's all like expectum patronus and i'm all like *kick to the balls*
[11:00:01] <crutchy> i do some poettering out in the yard occasionally
[11:00:07] <geotti> minix++ # for not being purely an academic excercise
[11:00:07] <Bender> karma - minix: 2
[11:00:32] <crutchy> debian++ # for just being awesomely phat
[11:00:32] <Bender> karma - debian: 35
[11:00:46] <chromas> circlejerk++
[11:00:46] <Bender> karma - circlejerk: 1
[11:00:51] <chromas> archlinux++
[11:00:51] <Bender> karma - archlinux: 60
[11:00:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> archlinux++
[11:00:58] <Bender> karma - archlinux: 61
[11:00:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:00:59] <Bender> karma - coffee: 869
[11:01:06] <geotti> ~define circlejerk
[11:01:12] <exec> [wikipedia] 3Circlejerk: Circle jerk may refer to:
[11:01:16] <crutchy> wtf. is coffee reducing in potency?
[11:01:28] <crutchy> ~vote beverage
[11:01:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> organized campaign against it now
[11:01:29] <exec> voting result for poll "beverage" [What is your favorite beverage in the morning?]:
[11:01:29] <exec> ├─coffee => 2
[11:01:29] <exec> ├─cola: liter o' cola => 1
[11:01:29] <exec> ├─regex: socket of regex => 0
[11:01:29] <exec> ├─tea => 2
[11:01:30] <exec> └─newt: eye of newt => 0
[11:01:34] <chromas> Deflation; it's worth more now
[11:01:42] <crutchy> true
[11:02:04] <geotti> pppssssssst! Everyone knows deflation is a myth!
[11:02:15] <geotti> it can't possibly happen
[11:02:19] <crutchy> yeah cos everyone's getting fatter
[11:02:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't multi-mod it though. i got a bot set to undo ones more often than 3 seconds apart or too many per hour
[11:02:57] <crutchy> coffee++
[11:02:57] <Bender> karma - coffee: 870
[11:02:57] <crutchy> coffee++
[11:02:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy-- overzealous coffee moderation detected, enchance your calm.
[11:02:57] <Bender> karma - coffee: 871
[11:02:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee--
[11:02:57] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 109
[11:02:57] <Bender> karma - coffee: 870
[11:03:02] <crutchy> lol
[11:03:02] <ciri> lol damn!
[11:03:04] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[11:03:04] <NetCraft> ^ 03LinuxWorld 1999, Torvalds and Stallman - YouTube
[11:03:07] <SirFinkus> look at this guy
[11:03:21] <geotti> coffee--
[11:03:21] <Bender> karma - coffee: 869
[11:03:27] <crutchy> !grab TheMightyBuzzard
[11:03:27] <Bender> Added quote 259
[11:03:39] <crutchy> !quote TheMightyBuzzard
[11:03:39] <Bender> Quote 188 - <TheMightyBuzzard> no biggie, just had to decide where to put it.
[11:03:43] <Bender> Also in quotes: 189, 191, 203, 204, 235, 259
[11:03:56] <geotti> !quote 259
[11:03:56] <Bender> Quote 259 - <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee--
[11:03:56] <crutchy> !quote 259
[11:03:56] <Bender> Quote 259 - <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee--
[11:04:08] <crutchy> tsk tsk tmb
[11:04:25] <crutchy> now its on your permanent record
[11:04:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> made it go both ways cause ar was complain
[11:04:36] <geotti> quote_259++
[11:04:37] <Bender> karma - quote_259: 1
[11:04:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> was anyway.
[11:04:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> !whodown coffee
[11:04:44] <Bender> downers of coffee are: ar: -395, JamesNZ: -123, swiss: -28, SpallsHurgenson: -24, TheMightyTest: -11, geotti: -6, crutchy: -4, TheMightyBuzzard: -3, NCommander: -2, prospectacle: -2, chromas: -1, chimp: -1, AndyTheAbsurd: -1, unixpickle: -1, juggs: -1, DrMag: -1, ar_: -1, Azrael: -1
[11:04:45] * crutchy is afraid of whats prolly in his permanent record
[11:05:19] <geotti> tea++
[11:05:19] <Bender> karma - tea: 130
[11:05:27] <geotti> we're catching up, guys!
[11:05:32] <JamesNZ> !whoup coffee
[11:05:32] <Bender> uppers of coffee are: crutchy: 595, TheMightyBuzzard: 398, Blackmoore: 157, Bytram: 80, chromas: 46, crutchy_: 20, mrcoolbp: 19, MrBluze: 15, arti: 15, paulej72: 13, AndyTheAbsurd: 13, TK: 12, TheMightyLaptop: 10, mechanicjay: 10, mattie_p: 8, Bytram|away: 5, Ethanol-fueled: 5, silverly: 4, monopoly: 4, rand: 3, keplr: 3, idetuxs: 3, juggs: 3, crutchy__: 3, TheMightyBuzzard|Book: - 2 more
[11:05:33] <SirFinkus> tea++
[11:05:33] <Bender> karma - tea: 131
[11:05:37] <geotti> s/guys/fairies/
[11:05:37] <SedBot2> <geotti> we're catching up, fairies!
[11:05:43] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[11:05:43] <Bender> karma - coffee: 868
[11:05:45] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[11:05:45] <Bender> karma - coffee: 867
[11:05:46] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[11:05:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> JamesNZ-- overzealous coffee moderation detected, enchance your calm.
[11:05:46] <Bender> karma - coffee: 866
[11:05:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:05:46] <Bender> karma - jamesnz: -1
[11:05:46] <Bender> karma - coffee: 867
[11:05:48] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[11:05:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> JamesNZ-- overzealous coffee moderation detected, enchance your calm.
[11:05:48] <Bender> karma - coffee: 866
[11:05:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:05:48] <Bender> karma - jamesnz: -2
[11:05:48] <Bender> karma - coffee: 867
[11:05:50] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[11:05:50] <Bender> karma - coffee: 866
[11:05:51] <crutchy> lol
[11:05:51] <ciri> heh
[11:05:59] <crutchy> automated_madness++
[11:05:59] <Bender> karma - automated_madness: 1
[11:06:00] <JamesNZ> Y'all hate me! :P
[11:06:01] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[11:06:01] <Bender> karma - coffee: 865
[11:06:11] <geotti> coffee--
[11:06:11] <Bender> karma - coffee: 864
[11:06:13] * JamesNZ downvotes maniacally anyway
[11:06:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> few more and you hit the scripted threshold then it gets wacky
[11:06:53] <JamesNZ> sleep++
[11:06:53] <Bender> karma - sleep: 7
[11:07:00] <JamesNZ> Oh?
[11:07:02] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[11:07:02] <Bender> karma - coffee: 863
[11:07:03] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[11:07:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> JamesNZ-- overzealous coffee moderation detected, enchance your calm.
[11:07:03] <Bender> karma - coffee: 862
[11:07:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:07:03] <Bender> karma - jamesnz: -3
[11:07:03] <Bender> karma - coffee: 863
[11:07:04] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[11:07:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> JamesNZ-- overzealous coffee moderation detected, enchance your calm.
[11:07:04] <Bender> karma - coffee: 862
[11:07:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:07:04] <Bender> karma - jamesnz: -4
[11:07:04] <Bender> karma - coffee: 863
[11:07:04] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[11:07:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> JamesNZ-- overzealous coffee moderation detected, enchance your calm.
[11:07:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:07:04] <Bender> karma - coffee: 862
[11:07:04] <Bender> karma - jamesnz: -5
[11:07:04] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[11:07:05] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[11:07:05] <Bender> karma - coffee: 863
[11:07:05] <Bender> karma - coffee: 862
[11:07:05] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[11:07:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> JamesNZ-- overzealous coffee moderation detected, enchance your calm.
[11:07:06] <Bender> karma - coffee: 861
[11:07:06] <Bender> karma - coffee: 860
[11:07:07] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[11:07:07] <Bender> karma - jamesnz: -6
[11:07:07] <Bender> karma - coffee: 859
[11:07:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:07:08] <Bender> karma - coffee: 860
[11:07:09] <geotti> sleep++
[11:07:09] <Bender> karma - sleep: 8
[11:07:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> JamesNZ-- overzealous coffee moderation detected, enchance your calm.
[11:07:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:07:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> JamesNZ-- overzealous coffee moderation detected, enchance your calm.
[11:07:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:07:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> JamesNZ-- overzealous coffee moderation detected, enchance your calm.
[11:07:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:07:37] <JamesNZ> Was that the script or you?
[11:07:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, i should move the bot threshold up in the logic
[11:07:56] <geotti> ~define logic
[11:07:57] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3Logic: Systematic thinking process of coming to the best solution, which somehow seems evade most parents.
[11:07:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> was me being a bot. cyborg++
[11:08:15] <JamesNZ> Hehe.
[11:08:17] <crutchy> yeah that's just creepy tmb... you and your bot are one
[11:08:33] <geotti> cyborg++
[11:08:33] <chromas> his beard is also part robot
[11:08:34] <Bender> karma - cyborg: 1
[11:08:34] <crutchy> full of zenny zenness
[11:08:46] <crutchy> s/ze/xe/g
[11:08:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> easier than bringing a bot in here
[11:08:46] <SedBot2> <crutchy> full of xenny xenness
[11:08:54] <JamesNZ> You're messing with my zen thing man.
[11:09:01] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: but we need moar bots!
[11:09:30] <crutchy> ~bot new zenthing
[11:09:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> only bot i got is in another channel on another server being a dictionary
[11:09:48] -!- zenthing [zenthing!~zenthing@709-27-2-01.cust.aussiebb.net] has joined #Soylent
[11:09:58] <chromas> new instance
[11:10:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather
[11:10:08] <exec> Weather for Ada, OK - currently 59°F / 15°C, overcast, wind N at 17 mph, humidity 82% - Tuesday partly cloudy (46°F-72°F / 8°C-22°C), Wednesday clear (48°F-73°F / 9°C-23°C), Thursday partly cloudy (50°F-77°F / 10°C-25°C), Friday clear (45°F-70°F / 7°C-21°C) - source: Google
[11:10:09] <geotti> hi zenthing, how are you feeling today
[11:10:11] <ciri> yeah, yeah hi HI geotti
[11:10:20] <geotti> hi ciri
[11:10:20] <ciri> hey whats up geotti
[11:10:29] <JamesNZ> Not talking to you ciri.
[11:10:31] <crutchy> ~bot zenthing privmsg i'm a pooper scooper
[11:10:47] <crutchy> fek. i dunno how to use this thing anymores
[11:10:49] <geotti> ^weather berlin
[11:10:54] * crutchy opens script
[11:11:09] <geotti> you could build a gui for it, crutchy
[11:11:16] <geotti> for all yoar botzz
[11:11:27] <chromas> /say ^weather berlin
[11:11:27] <NetCraft> ^weather berlin
[11:11:28] <geotti> [Berlin, Germany] Clear. Temp is 9.8*C but feels like 10*C. Humidity: 74%.
[11:11:28] <crutchy> ~bot privmsg zenthing butt
[11:11:30] <zenthing> butt
[11:11:34] <crutchy> ooh there we go
[11:11:53] <geotti> it could read the xml configuration filings and automatically create the gui bindings
[11:12:23] <chromas> gooey bindings
[11:12:25] <crutchy> it could build other bots and offend C3P0 with perverseness
[11:12:26] <chromas> in visual basic
[11:12:48] <crutchy> ~bot quit zenthing
[11:12:50] -!- zenthing has quit [Client Quit]
[11:12:59] <geotti> ~bot destroy systemd
[11:13:16] <crutchy> ~bot hunt tea++ers
[11:13:22] <geotti> it doesn't work
[11:13:24] <geotti> tea++
[11:13:24] <Bender> karma - tea: 132
[11:13:27] <SirFinkus> tea++
[11:13:27] <Bender> karma - tea: 133
[11:13:33] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[11:13:33] <Bender> karma - coffee: 862
[11:13:35] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[11:13:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> JamesNZ-- overzealous coffee moderation detected, enchance your calm.
[11:13:35] <Bender> karma - coffee: 861
[11:13:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:13:35] <Bender> karma - jamesnz: -10
[11:13:35] <Bender> karma - coffee: 862
[11:13:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> JamesNZ-- #Naughty naughty, no scripting
[11:13:36] <Bender> karma - jamesnz: -11
[11:13:37] <geotti> coffee--
[11:13:37] <Bender> karma - coffee: 861
[11:13:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:13:38] <Bender> karma - coffee: 862
[11:13:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++ #And one to grow on
[11:13:39] <Bender> karma - coffee: 863
[11:13:46] <JamesNZ> :P
[11:13:49] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[11:13:49] <Bender> karma - coffee: 862
[11:13:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> JamesNZ-- #Naughty naughty, no scripting
[11:13:52] <Bender> karma - jamesnz: -12
[11:13:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:13:54] <Bender> karma - coffee: 863
[11:13:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++ #And one to grow on
[11:13:55] <Bender> karma - coffee: 864
[11:14:01] <geotti> coffee--
[11:14:01] <Bender> karma - coffee: 863
[11:14:07] <JamesNZ> Ooo, nasty.
[11:14:08] <crutchy> what about mixed karma miniflood?
[11:14:15] <crutchy> coffee--
[11:14:15] <Bender> karma - coffee: 862
[11:14:15] <crutchy> coffee++
[11:14:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy-- overzealous coffee moderation detected, enchance your calm.
[11:14:15] <Bender> karma - coffee: 863
[11:14:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee--
[11:14:15] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 108
[11:14:16] <Bender> karma - coffee: 862
[11:14:24] <JamesNZ> XD
[11:14:35] * geotti high-fives JamesNZ
[11:14:46] <geotti> coffee--
[11:14:46] <Bender> karma - coffee: 861
[11:14:49] * JamesNZ fives geotti back
[11:14:54] <chromas> bacon++
[11:14:54] <Bender> karma - bacon: 262
[11:15:15] -!- TheMightyBot [TheMightyBot!bob@628-747-682-781.lightspeed.okcbok.sbcglobal.net] has joined #Soylent
[11:15:19] * crutchy high fives mrs palmer and her five daughters
[11:15:28] <geotti> five_daughters++
[11:15:28] <Bender> karma - five_daughters: 1
[11:15:34] <geotti> yummy
[11:15:34] <SirFinkus> isn't that clapping?
[11:15:40] <crutchy> lol
[11:15:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> there, have a bot. happy now?
[11:15:54] <chromas> a little
[11:15:54] <crutchy> SirFinkus, s/cl/f/
[11:15:54] <SedBot2> <crutchy> <SirFinkus> isn't that fapping?
[11:16:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> !pissoff
[11:16:00] -!- TheMightyBot has quit [Client Quit]
[11:16:18] <chromas> :'(
[11:16:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'the only command it knows right now.
[11:16:37] <chromas> botctl cum back
[11:16:50] <chromas> is it perl?
[11:16:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> course
[11:17:03] <crutchy> need a perl version of exec. that would be scary
[11:17:15] <chromas> we need at least one perl bot
[11:17:26] * JamesNZ wanders off to bed \o
[11:17:27] <crutchy> Konomi has one
[11:17:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> if ima be coding the hell out of a language i'm not gonna switch up to something else
[11:17:31] <crutchy> she just hides it
[11:17:32] <chromas> s/bot/necklace/
[11:17:32] <SedBot2> <chromas> we need at least one perl necklace
[11:17:34] -!- JamesNZ has quit [Quit: Busying myself...]
[11:17:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:17:44] <Bender> karma - coffee: 862
[11:17:53] <chromas> oh good; one less warrior
[11:18:04] <geotti> s/perl/haskell/
[11:18:04] <crutchy> nooo
[11:18:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> Tea Justice Warriors?
[11:18:23] <chromas> soylent_tea_party--
[11:18:23] <Bender> karma - soylent_tea_party: -1
[11:18:26] <geotti> foa gleat sencha!
[11:18:27] <crutchy> they drive around in boats
[11:18:41] <geotti> sencha++
[11:18:41] <Bender> karma - sencha: 9
[11:18:43] <chromas> beverage justice warriors
[11:18:53] <crutchy> dirty_sanchez++
[11:18:53] <Bender> karma - dirty_sanchez: 1
[11:19:29] <SirFinkus> bacon_egg_and_cheese_sandwich++
[11:19:29] <Bender> karma - bacon_egg_and_cheese_sandwich: 1
[11:19:53] <crutchy> geotti, exec can run haskell scripts but i only know enough to do a hello world
[11:20:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> gotta run the pops to the doctor today so no coding. will move the coffee civility logic to bot after i get back.
[11:20:49] <SirFinkus> I got something we all can agree on
[11:20:53] <SirFinkus> caffiene++
[11:20:53] <Bender> karma - caffiene: 1
[11:20:57] <crutchy> pooper scoopers?
[11:21:00] <SirFinkus> except I spelled it wrong
[11:21:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> caffeine++
[11:21:09] <Bender> karma - caffeine: 27
[11:21:10] <SirFinkus> caffeine++
[11:21:10] <Bender> karma - caffeine: 28
[11:21:14] <geotti> crutchy: I only know enough to do a hello monad ; )
[11:21:26] <crutchy> arti's the haskell man
[11:21:33] <chromas> chocolate++
[11:21:33] <Bender> karma - chocolate: 8
[11:21:36] <geotti> caffeine++
[11:21:36] <Bender> karma - caffeine: 29
[11:21:37] <chromas> chocolate_hotdog++
[11:21:37] <Bender> karma - chocolate_hotdog: 1
[11:21:41] <geotti> cocoa++
[11:21:41] <Bender> karma - cocoa: 1
[11:21:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> think ima go shoot baddies a while
[11:21:48] <crutchy> clocks++
[11:21:48] <Bender> karma - clocks: 2
[11:21:59] * geotti is gonna go try crusader kings
[11:22:47] <SirFinkus> crutchy, s/cl/c/
[11:22:47] <SedBot2> <SirFinkus> <crutchy> cocks++
[11:23:12] * crutchy is gunna put some tunes on and try some bug squashing but will prolly drift off to sleep on the couch (i mean desk, yes)
[11:23:27] <geotti> desk++
[11:23:27] <Bender> karma - desk: 1
[11:23:51] * SirFinkus does his computing in bed
[11:24:05] <crutchy> we're all bed buddies here
[11:24:10] * geotti on the couch
[11:24:20] <geotti> there's no room for a desk, just boxes everywhere
[11:24:34] <SirFinkus> I have a desk, but the bed is much nicer
[11:24:34] <geotti> actually there's a desk, but there's boxes below and on it
[11:24:45] <crutchy> i'm a couchy too. kids plastic table and a laminated board is my desk
[11:24:47] <SirFinkus> the desk has become something to stack things on
[11:25:08] <chromas> geotti: boxes can be a desk too
[11:25:12] * geotti also got a new desk with two buit in 19' racks
[11:25:24] <crutchy> my desktop is somewhere in the dining room under a bunch of crap
[11:25:24] <geotti> but there's no room to put it anywhere
[11:25:28] <SirFinkus> I do have an awesome desk though
[11:25:52] <geotti> chromas: only if it's one or two layers of boxes...
[11:25:59] <SirFinkus> http://www.bergenofficefurniture.com(42).jpg
[11:26:03] <SirFinkus> one of these fuckers
[11:26:09] <crutchy> boxes are multi purpose
[11:26:16] <chromas> pull some boxes out so they're arranged stair-like
[11:26:22] <geotti> !g globochem baghutch
[11:26:23] <ciri> 120 results | Mr. Show: GloboChem - YouTube @ http://www.youtube.com | Bag Hutch - YouTube @ http://www.youtube.com | Instagram photos for tag #globochem | Iconosquare @ http://iconosquare.com | Instagram photos for tag #baghutch | Iconosquare @ http://iconosquare.com | bag hutch | Tumblr @
[11:26:24] <ciri> https://www.tumblr.com
[11:26:30] <chromas> "You can't arrange by penis"
[11:27:20] <crutchy> just got tables lining an entire wall with computers and shit all over them
[11:28:02] <crutchy> i wanna replace them with a purpose built single bench
[11:28:06] <crutchy> would be good
[11:28:39] <chromas> need a water cooling network
[11:29:18] <crutchy> need moar screens. there's 5 atm (for 3 pyewtas) but can never have enough
[11:30:00] * chromas found a couple kvm switches but they're vga\ps/2; no use for that
[11:30:26] * crutchy should synergy all his pyewtas
[11:30:29] <chromas> The Soylent Exchange
[11:30:35] <chromas> or soylent swapmeet
[11:30:44] <crutchy> chromas, s/ee/ea/
[11:30:44] <SedBot2> <crutchy> <chromas> or soylent swapmeat
[11:30:50] <chromas> put linux on them all, crutchy
[11:31:01] <chromas> then you can set up ssh tunnels and forward X
[11:31:17] <chromas> or make a hive cluster, then attack it
[11:31:29] <crutchy> nah wifey would nuter me if i took her beloved adobe shit off
[11:31:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cringley: IBM Should Fire Ginny Rometty, Replace Board - http://sylnt.us - big-who?
[11:31:42] <chromas> she can have a vm
[11:32:18] <crutchy> haven't figured out how to get oem windows to work under virtualbox
[11:32:31] <crutchy> i think there's a hack for it somewhere on the intertubes
[11:32:40] <chromas> yeah
[11:32:47] <chromas> buttpirate++
[11:32:47] <Bender> karma - buttpirate: 2
[11:33:19] * chromas doesn't admit to running buttpirated Windows 7 which gets all the updates and doesn't require a key
[11:33:47] <crutchy> all our windows is oem. it just sucks we cant use it how we want
[11:34:08] <geotti> here, I've got this beaty: http://www.adamhall.com but no room!
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[11:34:20] <chromas> oh plus it lets you choose which edition you want (like anyone would choose anything less than Ultimate)
[11:34:44] <geotti> pirates++
[11:34:44] <Bender> karma - pirates: 2
[11:35:08] <crutchy> too small for my pyewta needs. i'm used to a big desk at work, so i just use an old rectangular dining room table as a desk
[11:35:17] <crutchy> at home
[11:35:31] <crutchy> arrrrgh++
[11:35:31] <Bender> karma - arrrrgh: 1
[11:36:02] <crutchy> ye call that an anchor! ...this is an anchor:
[11:36:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, mattie_p
[11:36:20] <crutchy> <a name="arrrgh">anchor</a>
[11:36:28] <mattie_p> Morning, TheMightyBuzzard!
[11:40:31] <geotti> crutchy: it's got a built in (!) rack, just put your 'puta in there, there's also http://www.thomann.de and some extensions for the sides that can hold additional monitors
[11:40:32] <NetCraft> ^ 03Adam Hall 19" Sliding for LCD-Monitor - Thomann UK
[11:41:02] <geotti> s/monitors/screen or audio monitors/
[11:41:02] <SedBot2> <geotti> crutchy: it's got a built in (!) rack, just put your 'puta in there, there's also http://www.thomann.de and some extensions for the sides that can hold additional screen or audio monitors
[11:41:47] <geotti> and you can use something like this: http://www.thomann.de
[11:41:49] <NetCraft> ^ 03Lindy Notebook-Arm - Thomann UK
[11:42:17] <geotti> racks++
[11:42:17] <Bender> karma - racks: 1
[11:42:32] <crutchy> bewbs++
[11:42:32] <Bender> karma - bewbs: 20
[11:42:41] <geotti> define ~bewb
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[11:43:11] <geotti> ~define bewb
[11:43:13] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3bewbs: boobs
[11:43:24] <crutchy> !flood TheMightyBot
[11:43:28] * geotti needs some sleep
[11:43:50] <crutchy> not quite stupid o'clock here yet
[11:43:55] <crutchy> ~time
[11:43:56] <exec> Tuesday, 28 October 2014 @ 10:43 pm GMT+11 - Traralgon VIC, Australia
[11:44:05] <crutchy> yeah still early
[11:44:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~time
[11:44:07] <exec> Tuesday, 28 October 2014 @ 6:44 am CDT - Ada, OK
[11:44:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> ditto
[11:44:59] <crutchy> does your bot have a github repo?
[11:47:44] * chromas should use hg just to be different
[11:52:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, just made the little bugger. don't really care if it gets lost to a drive crash.
[11:53:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> isn't even written up to do anything yet
[11:55:54] <crutchy> exec's first commit was a lame attempt at wikihackery https://github.com
[11:57:23] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: could use your bot to test tmb.api
[11:57:45] <crutchy> chromas, s/test/control/
[11:57:45] <SedBot2> <crutchy> <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: could use your bot to control tmb.api
[11:57:54] <chromas> Of course, once it's accessible we'll be testing the shit out of it anyhow
[11:58:01] <chromas> True
[11:58:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> i use a browser to test my api
[11:58:13] <crutchy> apictl start wacky-mode
[11:58:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> technically it's accessible right now for the vm, you just gotta know the syntax
[11:59:11] <chromas> crutchy: s/y-mode/ing-off/
[11:59:11] <SedBot2> <chromas> <crutchy> apictl start wacking-off
[11:59:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:59:23] <Bender> karma - coffee: 863
[11:59:30] <crutchy> coffee++
[11:59:30] <Bender> karma - coffee: 864
[11:59:30] <crutchy> coffee++
[11:59:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy-- overzealous coffee moderation detected, enchance your calm.
[11:59:30] <Bender> karma - coffee: 865
[11:59:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee--
[11:59:30] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 107
[11:59:31] <Bender> karma - coffee: 864
[11:59:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> wtf?
[11:59:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, right
[12:00:01] <chromas> So it doesn't discriminate by nick
[12:00:18] * crutchy has karma to burn
[12:00:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope. it don't currently affect me though cause what i say don't come over a privmsg
[12:00:52] <chromas> Well shit, that would stop a bot brigade then 😔
[12:00:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> will when i move the logic to the bot
[12:01:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> actually yeah, does discriminate by nick.
[12:01:51] <crutchy> its nickist
[12:01:55] <chromas> Could also add less buggy SedBot function too
[12:02:18] <crutchy> preg_replace++
[12:02:18] <Bender> karma - preg_replace: 1
[12:03:19] <chromas> We should switch to exec SedBotting. Probably doesn't die on mismatched parentheses
[12:03:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> keeps a timestamp for each instance of /^coffee[+-]{2}\s*/i in arrays in a linked list keyed by nick
[12:05:08] <crutchy> so i could trick it by setting a coffee++ script to repeat every 10 sec?
[12:05:16] <chromas> Is that case-insensitive?
[12:05:24] <crutchy> hmm that would surely get botty bot kicked
[12:05:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> not currently but it will be
[12:05:48] <chromas> crutchy: use a minion
[12:05:59] <chromas> Coffee++
[12:05:59] <Bender> karma - coffee: 865
[12:06:00] <chromas> Coffee++
[12:06:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas-- overzealous coffee moderation detected, enchance your calm.
[12:06:00] <Bender> karma - coffee: 866
[12:06:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee--
[12:06:00] <Bender> karma - chromas: 45
[12:06:00] <Bender> karma - coffee: 865
[12:06:11] <chromas> CoffeE++
[12:06:11] <Bender> karma - coffee: 866
[12:06:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, no that'd bypass the three second rule but after ten you'd start getting the bog logic.
[12:06:19] <chromas> CofFeE++
[12:06:19] <Bender> karma - coffee: 867
[12:06:23] <chromas> CofFeE++
[12:06:23] <Bender> karma - coffee: 868
[12:06:31] <chromas> CofFEE++
[12:06:31] <Bender> karma - coffee: 869
[12:06:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> the coffee part IS insensitive
[12:06:33] <chromas> CofFEE++
[12:06:33] <Bender> karma - coffee: 870
[12:06:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas-- overzealous coffee moderation detected, enchance your calm.
[12:06:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee--
[12:06:33] <Bender> karma - chromas: 44
[12:06:33] <Bender> karma - coffee: 869
[12:06:34] <crutchy> haven't programmered minions to do anything execery (yet)
[12:07:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> the nick part is currently case sensitive though
[12:07:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly going to do it by hostname in the bot though
[12:07:40] <crutchy> maybe when the scripting module eventually gets cranked up to 11 i might bee able to link that into minions
[12:07:43] <chromas> coffee++
[12:07:43] <Bender> karma - coffee: 870
[12:07:45] <chromas> coffee++
[12:07:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas-- overzealous coffee moderation detected, enchance your calm.
[12:07:45] <Bender> karma - coffee: 871
[12:07:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee--
[12:07:45] <Bender> karma - chromas: 43
[12:07:45] <Bender> karma - coffee: 870
[12:08:00] <chromas> /say coffee++
[12:08:00] <NetCraft> coffee++
[12:08:00] <Bender> karma - coffee: 871
[12:08:51] <crutchy> i say wot wot, in the bot
[12:09:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, i'm off. must go drive lots
[12:09:09] <crutchy> haf fun
[12:09:22] <crutchy> i might go sleep lots
[12:09:56] <chromas> sliding!_across_the_country_in_a_chair_for_hours--
[12:10:03] <chromas> sliding_across_the_country_in_a_chair_for_hours--
[12:10:03] <Bender> karma - sliding_across_the_country_in_a_chair_for_hours: -1
[12:10:09] <chromas> !--
[12:10:33] <chromas> ~queue
[12:10:36] <exec> *** SN submission queue: 13 - http://sylnt.us
[12:28:32] <crutchy> monopoly doesn't have a wiki page of awesomeness
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[12:36:35] <geotti> window resize 47
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[12:42:17] * geotti would slap weechat, but is not being violent today
[12:42:21] * geotti slaps weechat a few times
[12:42:23] * geotti dusts off a kitchen towel and slaps it at weechat
[12:42:26] <geotti> weechat--
[12:42:26] <Bender> karma - weechat: -1
[12:43:01] <geotti> tmux_iterm_integration++
[12:43:01] <Bender> karma - tmux_iterm_integration: 1
[12:43:18] <geotti> mouse_support++
[12:43:18] <Bender> karma - mouse_support: 1
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[12:44:02] <chromas> Buttslap++
[12:44:02] <Bender> karma - buttslap: 1
[12:49:25] <chromas> ~wiki-add monopoly, a robot made of tears and buttmagic
[12:49:57] <geotti> chromas: thx
[12:50:45] <chromas> You can register it if you want
[12:51:40] <geotti> quassel-- for crashing on me. again.
[12:51:41] <Bender> karma - quassel: 0
[12:51:55] <chromas> crutchy's a sexpert on that. Try pming chanserv
[12:52:06] <chromas> What version?
[12:52:57] <geotti> 0.11.0
[12:53:01] <chromas> Apple-- # for not having awesome irc clients that work on slightly older versions
[12:53:01] <Bender> karma - apple: -5
[12:53:30] * geotti had to build it himself, because the binary on quassel's homepage doesn't even start
[12:53:51] <geotti> to be fair, colloquy is fine, it just doesn't do scripts
[12:54:01] <geotti> and I want a remote control for weechat
[12:54:14] <geotti> or irssi
[12:54:17] <chromas> Did you get quassel to do scripts?
[12:54:20] <geotti> if that's easier
[12:54:42] <geotti> I'm just using quassel until I get hexchat running ;)
[12:54:54] <geotti> or textual
[12:54:57] <chromas> I guess it could be controlled by dbus
[12:55:32] <chromas> Pretty sure there's an iphone quassel client
[12:56:02] <geotti> i'm running a mono build
[12:56:12] <chromas> Ew
[12:56:16] <geotti> and connecting to a weechat relay
[12:56:31] <geotti> monolithic, quassel calls that mono.
[12:56:33] <geotti> mono--
[12:56:33] <Bender> karma - mono: -1
[12:56:41] <geotti> dotnet--
[12:56:41] <Bender> karma - dotnet: -2
[12:56:42] <chromas> Yeah
[12:56:44] <chromas> Ew
[12:57:20] <chromas> Could make a relay out of ii
[12:58:25] <chromas> Here's what you do. Set up your own irc server and make a bridge between it and soylent with two ii instances and some piping
[12:58:51] <geotti> it's a bit bare for my taste. I'd still like to be able to login to the box running it and use the text version
[12:59:03] <chromas> Then you can make all the connections you want to find server and they'll all look like one to us
[12:59:34] <geotti> irc_bridge++
[12:59:34] <Bender> karma - irc_bridge: 1
[12:59:53] <chromas> Not over-complicating things at all 😁😁💩
[13:00:52] <geotti> https://www.npmjs.org
[13:00:54] <NetCraft> ^ 03irc-bridge-bot
[13:00:56] <geotti> haha!
[13:01:14] <geotti> "Sits in two channels and relays chat (privmsgs only) between the two channels."
[13:01:25] <chromas> Bender did that for a while when we first got our own network
[13:01:38] <Konomi> yup
[13:01:44] <geotti> simple to run too: "irc-bridge irc.first-server.net#channel irc.second-server.net#channel &"
[13:01:45] <Konomi> I remember the migration from freenode to here
[13:01:52] <Konomi> I was around when the wiki page was still a mess ;p
[13:02:02] <Konomi> infact the whole site was just a wiki page
[13:02:09] * geotti didn't have time, that's why /me has such a high user id : (
[13:02:26] <geotti> work--
[13:02:26] <Bender> karma - work: -9
[13:02:29] <SirFinkus> legal_weed++
[13:02:29] <Bender> karma - legal_weed: 2
[13:02:34] <geotti> weed++
[13:02:34] <Bender> karma - weed: 5
[13:02:37] <Konomi> I was in the initial mumble for this place but it somehow vanished lol ;p
[13:02:53] <geotti> beta--
[13:02:53] <Bender> karma - beta: -19
[13:02:55] <geotti> beta--
[13:02:55] <Bender> karma - beta: -20
[13:02:57] <geotti> beta--
[13:02:57] <Bender> karma - beta: -21
[13:03:06] <chromas> That's 'cause nobody wants to listen 😁
[13:03:08] <geotti> beta++ # for giving us SN
[13:03:08] <Bender> karma - beta: -20
[13:03:16] <geotti> beta++ # for giving us SN
[13:03:16] <Bender> karma - beta: -19
[13:03:18] <geotti> beta++ # for giving us SN
[13:03:18] <Bender> karma - beta: -18
[13:03:30] <geotti> and this fine here irc server
[13:03:47] <geotti> though I still think a couple of channels on an existing one would have sufficed
[13:04:00] <chromas> Those channels are still there
[13:04:39] <SirFinkus> wasn't there one on freenode or something?
[13:05:07] <SirFinkus> I think I joined right when there was a discussion on whether or not we should have our own irc channel
[13:05:07] <Konomi> hasn't exploded or been hacked yet or both
[13:05:10] <chromas> Three at least
[13:05:11] <SirFinkus> err, server
[13:06:05] <geotti> anyway, it's nice to be here, even if it's another server ;)
[13:06:19] <geotti> good job everyone!
[13:06:58] * geotti runs around hi-fiving everyone then goes in the center, bows to all four sides and starts clapping his hands frantically
[13:07:06] <Konomi> I feel I do a good job of dodging any implied work that might come my way so yay me
[13:07:26] * geotti looks for food
[13:10:53] <geotti> unbelievable, there's this place where you can order vegetarian chicken...
[13:19:51] <paulej72> I am failry sure that all the chickens I eat are vegetarian
[13:21:07] <Konomi> don't chickens eat worms
[13:29:45] <Konomi> https://soylentnews.org
[13:29:45] <NetCraft> ^ 04SN comment by DrMag (1860)
[13:29:48] <Konomi> best post ever
[13:30:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Rosetta Spacecraft Detecting More than Expected from Comet - http://sylnt.us - quite-the-little-stinker
[13:32:16] <geotti> supernumerary++
[13:32:16] <Bender> karma - supernumerary: 1
[13:38:41] <Konomi> https://i.imgur.com
[13:38:48] <Konomi> guess the machine ;p
[13:46:09] <geotti> good comedy: http://www.imdb.com
[13:46:11] <NetCraft> ^ 03Crime Spree (2003) - IMDb
[13:47:13] <geotti> Konomi: whoow, what's that a flight simulator or a cray?
[13:47:19] <Konomi> nope
[13:48:14] <geotti> particle accelerator?
[13:48:22] <geotti> something with turbines?
[13:49:29] <geotti> s/particle/part of a particle/
[13:50:26] <geotti> no idea : )
[13:50:32] * geotti goes to watch a movie
[13:58:00] blackmoore|afk is now known as Blackmoore
[13:58:04] <Blackmoore> coffee++
[13:58:04] <Bender> karma - coffee: 872
[13:58:07] <Blackmoore> mornin
[13:59:44] <SirFinkus> tea++
[13:59:44] <Bender> karma - tea: 134
[14:06:06] <mattiep> Medical device, I'm thinking. MRI/CT scan?
[14:17:04] <Konomi> correct ;p
[14:17:39] <Konomi> it's a ct scanner
[14:17:46] <Blackmoore> the tinker in me wants to make an MRI.
[14:19:00] <Blackmoore> the RIT design students had a couple ideas that were stupid overdue to be made
[14:19:42] <Blackmoore> but as desingers they onlyhad mockups and not a working unit
[14:20:31] <Blackmoore> Limb scanners were the most obvious
[14:30:54] <mattiep> Lots of inventions seem overdue once invented, obvious in hindsight
[14:52:54] <Blackmoore> true.
[15:20:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Home of "Second Snowden" Raided by FBI - http://sylnt.us - checking-the-checkers
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[15:41:08] <mattiep> Hi mechanicjay
[15:41:08] <ciri> hi i'm happy today! :D mattiep
[15:41:20] <mechanicjay> Hey mattiep
[15:41:22] <mattiep> shut up ciri
[15:42:00] <mattiep> I heard you just started a new job out west, whereas I just started a new job in the east
[15:42:21] <mechanicjay> humans are funny -- we never seem to be happy where we are ;)
[15:42:47] <mattiep> Nope, the grass _is_ always greener.
[15:43:52] <mechanicjay> Well, the pacific north west is literally the greenest place I've seen since Ireland. Even moving objects grow moss here.
[15:45:35] <mattiep> Well, one more aphorism shot to hell then, what's this world coming to. Next you'll tell me that Vinegar catches more flies than honey and then where will we be?
[15:48:19] <mechanicjay> I don't know, but this handbasket sure is nice!
[15:50:50] <Blackmoore> You got a handbasket? they gave me an oar and thru me in ..
[15:51:50] <mattiep> They didn't give me a paddle, just me and the canoe in a creek.
[15:52:09] <Blackmoore> they must like you
[16:34:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> yay home!
[16:34:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> driving--
[16:35:00] <Bender> karma - driving: -1
[16:35:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[16:35:06] <Bender> karma - coffee: 873
[16:37:28] <ar> coffee--
[16:37:28] <Bender> karma - coffee: 872
[16:37:30] <ar> tea++
[16:37:30] <Bender> karma - tea: 135
[16:43:25] <swiss> coffee--
[16:43:25] <Bender> karma - coffee: 871
[16:43:29] <swiss> drugs--
[16:43:29] <Bender> karma - drugs: 1
[16:44:12] <swiss> i'm so glad i don't work on the east coast
[16:44:30] <swiss> i'd like to travel the world in theory, but i hate working anywhere that isn't california
[17:21:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - US Security Agencies Look at Medical Device Security - http://sylnt.us - hacking-your-tricorder
[17:29:54] <ar> coffee--
[17:29:54] <Bender> karma - coffee: 870
[17:30:11] <ar> tea++
[17:30:11] <Bender> karma - tea: 136
[17:47:29] <Blackmoore> coffee++
[17:47:29] <Bender> karma - coffee: 871
[17:47:36] <Blackmoore> bacon++
[17:47:36] <Bender> karma - bacon: 263
[17:47:39] <Blackmoore> coffee++
[17:47:39] <Bender> karma - coffee: 872
[17:47:43] <Blackmoore> bacon++
[17:47:43] <Bender> karma - bacon: 264
[17:47:55] <Blackmoore> rum++
[17:47:55] <Bender> karma - rum: 22
[17:57:49] <swiss> food++
[17:57:49] <Bender> karma - food: 5
[18:50:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft Working on Open Source Package Manager for Windows 10 - http://sylnt.us - yet-another-package-manager
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[19:57:00] <crutchy> coffee++
[19:57:00] <Bender> karma - coffee: 873
[20:01:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Crowdfunding Patent-Free Cancer Drugs - http://sylnt.us - drug-patents-shouldn't-exist
[20:39:32] <crutchy> ~time chicago
[20:39:33] <exec> Tuesday, 28 October 2014 @ 3:39 pm CDT - Chicago, IL
[20:45:52] <ar> coffee--
[20:45:52] <Bender> karma - coffee: 872
[20:45:55] <ar> tea++
[20:45:55] <Bender> karma - tea: 137
[21:00:26] <Leebert> I'm reading a configuration management plan for one of our data centers.
[21:00:34] <Leebert> It's ITIL-based.
[21:00:57] <Leebert> Some numbnuts has, at every instance of "ITIL", written it as "ITIL"<tm>
[21:01:03] <Leebert> (superscript tm)
[21:01:13] <Leebert> Which in and of itself is annoying.
[21:01:29] <Leebert> But what's even more annoying is that it's actually a registered trademark, so it SHOULD be (r)
[21:02:02] <Leebert> It's probably time to go home when I get this pissed over something this silly.
[21:02:49] <Leebert> Oh, and there's a bunch of stuff that says: "Double click the icon below to look at the PowerPoint presentation that details the various functions of the CM Plan"
[21:02:56] <Leebert> EXCEPT IT'S A PDF YOU DIPSHIT.
[21:04:07] <Blackmoore> yeah. go get a drink
[21:04:24] <Leebert> Would that I drank, sir.
[21:04:47] <Leebert> I'd be sleeping in a gutter. No doubt mumbling to myself about ITIL<tm>.
[21:06:04] <crutchy> can put hyperlinks in pdf
[21:06:28] <crutchy> hard to click when they're printed, but web pages can be printed too
[21:06:33] <Leebert> It's an embedded PowerPoint.
[21:06:50] <crutchy> oh
[21:07:02] <Leebert> The author clearly assumed that people would only ever read it in Word. Which is stupid because, ya know, MAYBE someone wanted to print it?
[21:07:04] <Blackmoore> what it needs is to embedd a PDF into the powerpoint, which recusivly uses powerpoint
[21:07:28] <Leebert> Heh. I guess I shouldn't get too upset.
[21:07:37] <Leebert> How often are PowerPoint presentations actually useful anyway?
[21:07:38] <ciri> very carefully and then some
[21:08:16] <crutchy> "steer" doesn't have an 'i' in it. why do some americans make it sound like 'stieer'?
[21:08:43] * crutchy prolly can't throw stones given his accent
[21:09:04] <Leebert> I actually feel really bad for these guys. The amount of crappy "enterprise" applications they need to glue together while conforming to ridiculous (misinterpretations of) regulations is enough to make any smart tech person run screaming.
[21:09:12] <crutchy> apparently many americans can't understand aussies at all
[21:09:21] <Leebert> crutchy: What?
[21:09:42] <crutchy> we talk in one big slur apparently
[21:10:02] <Leebert> That's what the Fosters Beer and Outback Steakhouse commercials tell me.
[21:10:35] <Leebert> You guys ride around in jeeps with gator tooth hats carrying big bowie knives, right?
[21:10:41] <crutchy> off to workipoos i go. another day...
[21:10:43] <crutchy> cyas
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[21:10:53] <Leebert> Just like every US citizen drives around in their SUV with their AR-15 slung over their shoulder...
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[21:13:16] <Ethanol-fueled> Holy fuck, we just got a big fucker back. Housing walls of a little over half-inch thickness
[21:13:19] <Ethanol-fueled> imploded.
[21:13:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Blew the transducer right off. Hee hee hoooooooooooo!
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[21:18:09] <Blackmoore> wtf!
[21:42:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Supercomputer for UK Weather - http://sylnt.us - sole-lundy-fastnet-irishsea
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[22:39:14] <SirFinkus> nasa just blew up a rocket D:
[22:39:26] <SirFinkus> http://www.ustream.tv
[22:40:28] <SirFinkus> "significant vehicle damage
[22:40:37] <SirFinkus> NASA has a talent for understatement
[22:48:12] <swiss> SirFinkus: yep! https://www.youtube.com
[22:48:12] <NetCraft> ^ 03Antares Rocket explodes! - YouTube
[22:49:16] <chromas> ~submit! submit!
[22:54:36] <swiss> please make the name "and-boom-goes-the-dynamite"
[22:56:32] <SirFinkus> I would submit it, but someone needs to write an article or something first
[23:02:06] <Azrael> 2-3 sentences saying what happened, link to video - bam
[23:03:35] <chromas> http://www.nasa.gov
[23:03:35] <NetCraft> ^ 03Orbital Sciences Commercial Resupply Launch | NASA
[23:19:31] <mythterj> Definately do not talk to the press.... Over an open mic..... LOL
[23:22:47] <SirFinkus> classy
[23:32:48] <Leebert> sigh
[23:33:34] <Leebert> not sure if I'm glad I didn't go, or sad I didn't go.
[23:37:43] <SirFinkus> submitted story
[23:38:40] <SirFinkus> oh shit, forgot link to the main nasa mission page
[23:43:00] <SirFinkus> The Other Site beat us to it
[23:44:10] <Leebert> One point of pride: NASA TV did not interrupt coverage.
[23:44:27] <Leebert> NASA is still one of the most open US government agencies.
[23:46:21] <swiss> because SCIENCE
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