#Soylent | Logs for 2014-10-20

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[00:01:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Apple Doesn't Design for Yesterday - http://sylnt.us - tomorrow
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[00:24:20] <silverly> apple designs for the now
[00:24:47] <silverly> all their devices are the definition of yolo, you break it you get a new one
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[00:36:05] <Konomi> I like how even pipedots debate gets heated at the mention of systemd
[00:40:01] <silverly> Komoni, pipedots debate?
[00:40:40] <chromas> http://pipedot.org
[00:40:40] <NetCraft> ^ 02Pipedot Article: 03Is it time to fork Debian?02 (14 comments)
[00:40:45] <Konomi> http://www.fastcodesign.com
[00:40:53] <Konomi> font looks okay to me I don't get the fuss
[00:41:46] <Leebert> excuse me sir but does systemd support the cloud?
[00:42:06] <Konomi> this channel supports FREEEDOOOOMMMM
[00:42:24] <Konomi> why would a whole chnanel for a news site support anything consistently?
[00:42:37] <chromas> the arrow key support when I click the screenshot is backward
[00:42:48] <Konomi> some people like it some don't care and some want to get pitch forks
[00:42:50] <Leebert> all i know is that i need the cloud.
[00:42:59] <Konomi> oh you so funny
[00:43:43] <Konomi> chromas: should suit apple users fine then
[00:43:44] <Leebert> I actually like showing people network diagrams at work, because I can say: "So here the traffic goes into a cloud. A *real* cloud."
[00:44:16] <Leebert> what "cloud" was meant to be in an IT context. damn hippies stealing perfectly good functionality.
[00:46:26] <Konomi> don't bother normies are never going to get it
[00:46:27] <chromas> oh yeahl isn't their touchpad scrolling backward like that, to pretend like it's a touchscreen?
[00:46:30] <Konomi> run away and hide
[00:46:37] <SirFinkus> Looks fine to me, I honestly don't notice the difference too much
[00:46:47] <Konomi> chromas: you can turn that off first thing I did for my computer illiterate house mate
[00:47:05] <chromas> Did you install Linux? :D
[00:49:35] <Konomi> yeah right I'd never stop fielding questions on how t ouse it...
[01:07:57] <swiss> juggs: boost leak on the 240 :(
[01:13:41] <paulej72> use some flex seal on it swiss
[01:14:55] <paulej72> it will seal anything
[01:15:21] <swiss> lol
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[01:32:59] <crutchy_> I died :(
[01:33:11] <SpallsHurgenson> eeeep! zombie-crutchy!
[01:33:18] * SpallsHurgenson revs up the chainsaw
[01:33:22] <crutchy_> so did my dumbot
[01:33:31] <SpallsHurgenson> eeep, zombie-bot!
[01:34:09] * SpallsHurgenson cocks the shotgun
[01:34:27] * chromas grabs a chainsaw and puts on a sexy skirt
[01:34:41] <SpallsHurgenson> o_0
[01:35:01] <SpallsHurgenson> :-P~~~~
[01:35:06] <crutchy_> lost power at home for few mins. bot process might still be running on lappy but wont be able to access scripts on the nas
[01:35:21] <SpallsHurgenson> well get your NAS in gear!
[01:35:46] <chromas> crutchy_: that's why you need to be able to ssh in from your phone
[01:35:55] <crutchy_> !powerctl start nas
[01:36:41] * crutchy_ needs ssh-controlled robot to push nas power button
[01:37:17] <SpallsHurgenson> "Excuse me boss, I gotta run home to power up the server so my IRC bot doesn't crash... be back in an hour or three!
[01:37:24] <chromas> train the local snakes to come in and push
[01:37:36] <SpallsHurgenson> god, if I had a nickle for all the times I've heard somebody use THAT excuse!
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[01:39:49] <SpallsHurgenson> can you claim bereavement time for a crashed bot? :)
[01:41:17] <crutchy_> herp. phone doesnt like being in a metal box
[01:42:35] <crutchy_> I reckon there should be. what would sn be without ~rainbow text?
[01:43:14] <SpallsHurgenson> oh, so it's also like assisting in disaster recovery for a community!
[01:44:55] <crutchy_> definitely. cos without ~weather we'd all be blown away by sharknados
[01:45:26] <SpallsHurgenson> I think that only happens in Australia
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[01:47:41] <crutchy_> 20 sec ads on snapchat eh. suicidal much?
[01:48:23] <SpallsHurgenson> there are ads on the internet now?
[01:48:35] <chromas> I, for one, weep for our lost bot underlords
[01:49:33] <crutchy_> I dunno. im just on a phone
[01:50:18] <crutchy_> aw systemd carked it. cheers from linux community in 3..2..1..
[01:50:52] <crutchy_> oops falsalami. it was systemdd
[01:51:16] <SpallsHurgenson> system-double-D would have been a better name and would have made it much more appealing to the geek community
[01:51:45] <crutchy_> cups already has that award
[01:53:17] <chromas> Does anybody still print?
[01:53:39] <SpallsHurgenson> what, /anybody/?
[01:53:50] <SpallsHurgenson> I mean, somebody's gotta be keeping Epson and HP in business :)
[01:54:29] <chromas> my dad had an epson inkjet printer years ago; took over a minute to boot up with lots of humming and whizzing
[01:54:33] <chromas> epson--
[01:54:33] <Bender> karma - epson: -1
[01:54:54] <chromas> though the output was good
[01:55:11] <SpallsHurgenson> I love how printers "self-calibrate" every twenty minutes or so, consuming a minute amount of toner or ink each time :)
[01:55:15] <crutchy_> maybe printing on cups needs a new marketing lift
[01:55:38] <crutchy_> they could throw in some additional perks
[01:55:43] <chromas> cross your heart
[01:56:02] <chromas> it also needs to separate
[01:56:35] <SpallsHurgenson> never could figure out how to turn it off on me mum's Mac
[01:56:46] <crutchy_> it fails to accommodate some drivers
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[01:57:46] <crutchy_> also requires additional support
[01:58:23] <crutchy_> cupsdd++
[01:58:23] <Bender> karma - cupsdd: 1
[02:02:05] <SpallsHurgenson> look, somebody just needs to say it:
[02:02:07] <SpallsHurgenson> boobies++
[02:02:07] <Bender> karma - boobies: 1
[02:03:14] <crutchy_> back to the grindstone
[02:03:18] <crutchy_> cyas
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[02:31:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Can we Turn Back the Cock on Alzheimer’s? - http://sylnt.us - re-your-brain
[02:31:26] <chromas> loooooooool
[02:31:30] * SpallsHurgenson giggles at the typo
[02:31:41] <pbnjoe> Ha!
[02:31:57] <pbnjoe> Cue the most comments on a SN post ever
[02:41:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> dude, editors...
[02:41:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas fuckin awesome
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[02:45:56] <SirFinkus> screenshotted for posterity
[02:51:00] <stderr> From the Freudian slip department...
[02:59:07] <SirFinkus> oh, also, nobody has pointed out the incorrect apostrophe usage
[02:59:34] <chromas> it's not Dr Alzheimer's cock?
[02:59:41] <pbnjoe> When there's a train wreck you don't really notice a guy tripping
[03:02:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> You lot know we can never let LamX live that one down, right?
[03:02:55] <SpallsHurgenson> I dont under'stand; whats the problem with the apo'strophe's?
[03:03:48] <chromas> actually, the editor's should start a trend there—Freudian slip's
[03:04:03] <SirFinkus> http://i.imgur.com
[03:04:29] <SirFinkus> October 19th, 2014
[03:04:31] <SirFinkus> never forget
[03:04:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> frojack should probably catch hell too
[03:04:53] <SpallsHurgenson> po'st that link on 'soylentnew's
[03:05:25] <SirFinkus> naw, I already made a stupid comment, don't wan't to spam i't
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[03:08:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, JamesNZ
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[03:08:35] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v Dopefish] by juggler
[03:08:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> evenin, Dopefish
[03:09:05] <Dopefish> evening
[03:09:13] <JamesNZ> Afternoon TheMightyBuzzard \o
[03:09:15] <SpallsHurgenson> ah, Dopefish lives
[03:09:20] <Dopefish> Hi New Zealander
[03:09:21] <ciri> hello Dopefish
[03:09:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> seen the epic typo yet?
[03:09:30] <Dopefish> yes indeed he lives
[03:09:32] <Dopefish> yes
[03:09:37] <JamesNZ> \o Dopefish
[03:09:37] <Dopefish> someone Cocked it up ROFL
[03:09:40] <Dopefish> jk
[03:09:45] <Dopefish> I had a good laugh :)
[03:10:02] <chromas> should leave it
[03:10:06] <Dopefish> yeah I love it
[03:10:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think that one should stay. memorialize it as the best typo ever.
[03:10:14] <Dopefish> :D
[03:10:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> or at least on our site.
[03:10:21] <chromas> when people comment, just say "wtf are you talking about?"
[03:10:31] <Dopefish> because if you could turn a cock back to fix alzheimers... that would be awesome
[03:10:38] <chromas> s/tal/coc/
[03:10:38] <SedBot9000> <chromas> when people comment, just say "wtf are you cocking about?"
[03:10:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> or painful
[03:10:42] <Dopefish> ROFL
[03:10:43] <ciri> heh
[03:10:50] <Dopefish> ooooh you
[03:11:51] <SirFinkus> best thing about old people, you don't need roofies
[03:12:03] <Dopefish> nope
[03:12:21] <Dopefish> I just met a 95 year old man who gets more pussy than I ever imagined
[03:12:27] <Dopefish> sorry if that was vulgar
[03:12:34] <Dopefish> but he literally wouldn't stop talking about it
[03:12:38] <SirFinkus> is his wife a cat lady?
[03:12:42] <Dopefish> wife is dead
[03:12:52] <SpallsHurgenson> eiuu, that's gross :)
[03:12:57] <Dopefish> he is in a nursing home and has 5 other old ladies chasing after him
[03:12:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> Right, one more cigarette, few more chuckles, and then bed. 5am comes early and nobody's gonna turn back the cock for me if i've only slept a few hours.
[03:13:03] <Dopefish> KIK'
[03:13:05] <Dopefish> LOL
[03:13:34] <Dopefish> isn't it like 3:13 UTC now?
[03:13:55] <Dopefish> or GMT
[03:13:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> erm... think so.
[03:14:03] <Dopefish> wow you're up late
[03:14:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> 10pm here
[03:14:09] <Dopefish> oh
[03:14:14] <Dopefish> yeah I'm Pacific coast
[03:14:14] <SpallsHurgenson> nobody really knows what time it is UTC; it's a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in bacon
[03:14:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> mmmmmm enigma
[03:14:28] <Dopefish> I set my BIOS clock to UTC since *nix seeems to like that better
[03:14:39] <Dopefish> but I was too lazy to check
[03:16:39] <SpallsHurgenson> even your computer isn't sure; it makes it up whenever you look :)
[03:16:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> i would if i were it
[03:17:12] <Dopefish> LOL
[03:17:43] <Dopefish> in other news... some privacy advocates are freaking out a bit about OS X Yosemite
[03:17:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> What time is it? Hang on, let me ask ntp.
[03:18:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> They run out of cats?
[03:18:25] <SirFinkus> of course they are
[03:18:28] <Dopefish> not really that. Just that the OS phones home, regardless of whether or not you disabled all the fancy privacy related features
[03:18:46] <Dopefish> like disabling net search in spotlight, user-agent string reporting, etc
[03:19:04] <Dopefish> some folks are rolling back to Mavericks
[03:19:17] <SirFinkus> as if Mavericks is any better
[03:19:30] <Dopefish> also doesn't help that the new Helvetica font is iffy on non-retina displays
[03:19:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> ha! silly mac users. linux users would just hack up an iptables rule or something.
[03:19:46] <Dopefish> I like OS X... but I prefer Linux more
[03:19:53] <SirFinkus> when it comes down to it, it's a proprietory os, there isn't any good way to be sure it isn't sending stuff
[03:20:03] <Dopefish> TheLittleSnitch.app
[03:20:07] <Dopefish> that usually fixes the problem
[03:20:17] <SirFinkus> except keeping the motherfucker un-networked
[03:20:23] <Dopefish> or you can manually edit your HOSTS file
[03:20:25] <Dopefish> I guess
[03:20:36] <SirFinkus> you could still sneak stuff in
[03:20:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya i thought of that then thought they prolly use that host for legit stuff too so just block specific requests.
[03:21:06] <Dopefish> I'm on elementary OS (and Ubuntu derivative), so naturally I still have to turn off privacy stuff there too... but it seems to actually honor my request
[03:21:09] <SirFinkus> I can think of a dozen ways of doing it with very little chance of being caught
[03:21:44] <Dopefish> yeah
[03:21:54] <Dopefish> or block at the router level or something idk
[03:22:38] <SirFinkus> I don't worry about that stuff too much, since any retard with a website can get most of that data anyway
[03:22:46] <Dopefish> pretty much
[03:22:48] <SirFinkus> with cookies and browser fingerprinting
[03:23:01] <Dopefish> yeah the Do Not Track flag was doomed from the start
[03:23:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> relying on douchebag ad companies to care whether you want to be tracked or not was never a realistic plan
[03:24:01] <SirFinkus> you don't even need cookies really, they can always fingerprint you based on your screen resolution/ fonts you have installed/browser version/ip block you are in
[03:24:34] <Dopefish> pretty much
[03:24:58] <SirFinkus> if you're using, you're in an even smaller pool, and easier to track down
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[03:25:13] <APK> Did somebody say HOSTS?
[03:25:16] <Dopefish> HA!
[03:25:20] <Dopefish> I knew someone would show up
[03:26:11] <Dopefish> oh and you're on Charter. The not so horrible cable company
[03:26:34] <Dopefish> I'm on Time Warner Cable atm, which has mediocre customer support, but at least I don't have data caps
[03:26:34] <APK> except for the dns hijacking
[03:26:43] <Dopefish> ah shucks
[03:27:01] <SirFinkus> 19 comments on the cocks article, not a single one discussing the article
[03:27:06] <SirFinkus> well done gentlemen
[03:27:18] <Dopefish> the Internet has spoken
[03:27:31] <SirFinkus> and it has said "We love cocks"
[03:27:35] <Dopefish> hehehe
[03:27:53] <Dopefish> I swear... the collective Internet has the maturity of a 5 year old
[03:28:03] <SirFinkus> may be a good april fool's joke a few years down the line, replace all instances of "clock" with "cock"
[03:28:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth
[03:28:11] <Dopefish> oh geeze
[03:28:12] <SirFinkus> naw, cock is a 12 year old word at least
[03:28:16] <Dopefish> ah ok
[03:28:24] <Dopefish> yeah junior high
[03:28:32] <chromas> should replace it on all comments of that article right now
[03:28:38] <Dopefish> oh my
[03:29:01] <SirFinkus> I don't think anyone has not already used cock though
[03:29:06] <SirFinkus> it wouldn't change anything
[03:29:08] <Dopefish> yeah
[03:29:13] <chromas> swap them
[03:29:21] <chromas> so they're all wondering why it says "clock"
[03:29:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... nope. i'm too tired to think up an sql statement to do that.
[03:30:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> and pj would kick my ass for it anyway.
[03:30:39] <chromas> just a fancy regex
[03:31:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> easy to do before the stuff goes in. more difficult after.
[03:31:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... does give me an idea for an april fools prank though.
[03:32:22] <Dopefish> hey as long as it ain't that stupid ROT13 April Fools Prank a certain site did one year... I'm game
[03:32:34] <SirFinkus> I ALREADY THOUGHT OF THAT TheMightyBuzzard
[03:32:39] <SirFinkus> ORIGINAL IDEA
[03:32:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyway, sleeping now. see ya in 6.5
[03:33:09] <SirFinkus> oh, also add an apostrophe to any word ending in s
[03:33:45] <SpallsHurgenson> I'm a'll fo'r addi'ng ap'ostroph'es at r'andom
[03:34:47] <Dopefish> bye TheMightyBuzzard
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[05:31:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Multiple Emulators via your Web Browser - http://sylnt.us - NetBSD-on-a-toaster
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[06:05:03] <Konomi> um
[06:05:05] <Konomi> any editors on.
[06:05:47] <ar> moin
[06:05:55] <ar> i'm not an editor
[06:06:09] <Konomi> damnit
[06:07:08] <Konomi> arti, Azrael, cosurgi, juggs, Landon NCommander, stdhell attention here as soon as you can please
[06:08:01] <Konomi> https://soylentnews.org might want to fix that article heading
[06:08:02] <NetCraft> ^ 04SN article 03 Can we Turn Back the Cock on Alzheimer’s? 04(37 comments)
[06:09:04] <ar> hehe
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[06:12:02] <geotti> Morning! Anyone know a static blog engine with an admin interface for non-techies to publish posts from? Only thing I found was http://jaredly.github.io for hexo, but it's kind of flakey and based on node.js
[06:12:02] <NetCraft> ^ 03Hexo Admin Plugin
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[06:14:26] <crutchy> coffee++
[06:14:26] <Bender> karma - coffee: 970
[06:14:37] <geotti> tea++
[06:14:37] <Bender> karma - tea: 87
[06:15:00] <crutchy> alzheimers_cock++
[06:15:00] <Bender> karma - alzheimers_cock: 1
[06:15:12] <geotti> oh yeah!
[06:15:14] <geotti> : ))
[06:15:47] <crutchy> poor laminatorx
[06:15:52] * geotti reluctantly starts looking at wordpress and static publishing plugins
[06:16:12] <geotti> wordpress--
[06:16:12] <Bender> karma - wordpress: -3
[06:16:29] <geotti> laminatorx++ for the laugh
[06:16:29] <Bender> karma - laminatorx: 9
[06:16:37] <crutchy> laminatorx++
[06:16:37] <Bender> karma - laminatorx: 10
[06:17:09] * geotti somehow resisted to comment
[06:20:10] <chromas> typo3, geotti?
[06:20:33] <geotti> yeah, it's kind of overkill, though. Don't you think?
[06:20:38] <geotti> I thought about it
[06:20:52] <chromas> Yeah but at least it's not wordpress
[06:20:57] <geotti> and their neos is not nearly there yet for this (but looks very promising)
[06:21:15] <geotti> I really liked hexo... until I tried to dig deeper : (
[06:21:36] * geotti developed an aversion to node.js yesterday
[06:22:00] <chromas> :\ palemoon doesn't select the address bar on new tabs anymore
[06:22:10] <geotti> a convoluted mess of frameworks and promises
[06:22:14] <chromas> minor_inconveniences--
[06:22:14] <Bender> karma - minor_inconveniences: -1
[06:22:24] <geotti> cmd + L ?
[06:22:55] <chromas> yeah
[06:23:08] <chromas> it used to do that when creating a new tab
[06:23:13] <chromas> http://cockos.com
[06:23:14] <NetCraft> ^ 03Cockos Incorporated |
[06:23:27] <chromas> The only weblog software anyone will ever need. Ever
[06:24:25] <geotti> "Designed for people who are comfortable SSHing to their web server, and making updates with a text editor" ... so many of the static generators are
[06:24:31] <chromas> enlightenment++ # for switching virtual desktops separately per screen
[06:24:31] <Bender> karma - enlightenment: 1
[06:24:34] <geotti> pelican, jekyll, octopress ...
[06:24:50] <chromas> Yeah but this is by the guys who brought you winamp
[06:25:00] <chromas> so it's 200% cooler
[06:25:05] <geotti> why, oh why do I have to work with dumbos
[06:25:21] <geotti> winamp++
[06:25:21] <Bender> karma - winamp: 1
[06:25:32] <geotti> icecast++
[06:25:32] <Bender> karma - icecast: 1
[06:25:37] <geotti> ah the good ol times
[06:27:21] <geotti> and then there's this fucker: https://www.youtube.com
[06:27:21] <NetCraft> ^ 03Ghost: Just a Blogging Platform - YouTube
[06:27:31] <geotti> "transform journalism"
[06:27:37] <geotti> "empower authors around the world"
[06:27:45] <geotti> hipsters--
[06:27:45] <Bender> karma - hipsters: -1
[06:27:59] <geotti> he's "built blogs for microsoft"
[06:28:01] <chromas> oh shit—tattoo sleeve, rectangular glasses; this dudes totally awesome!!23
[06:28:22] <geotti> it's "just a blogging platform"
[06:28:29] <geotti> i could punch him all day
[06:29:35] <geotti> it's a nifty interface, which he mostly ripped off from svbtle.com
[06:29:39] * chromas gets the punching cream
[06:30:47] <geotti> "ghost is about the future of the freedom of speech. And it needs your voice." AAaaah I forgot how terrible this pitch was
[06:31:02] <geotti> hipsters--
[06:31:02] <Bender> karma - hipsters: -2
[06:31:46] <crutchy> with all the cock comments, systemd will be lost :(
[06:31:59] <chromas> systemcock
[06:32:08] <chromas> cockctl start flamin'
[06:33:09] <geotti> have you seen http://debianfork.org yet?
[06:33:10] <chromas> anyhow, what's wrong with cats 'n' porn?
[06:33:11] <NetCraft> ^ 03Roll up your sleeves, we may need to fork Debian.
[06:33:16] <chromas> yeah
[06:33:34] <chromas> the uselessd people were lolling at it earlier
[06:33:46] <chromas> even though it looks more serious than their site
[06:33:46] <geotti> openrc++
[06:33:46] <Bender> karma - openrc: 1
[06:34:17] <geotti> they probably know how to use ssh and http://cockos.com
[06:34:17] <NetCraft> ^ 03Cockos Incorporated |
[06:34:19] <geotti> ; )
[06:34:39] <chromas> http://cockos.com
[06:34:39] <NetCraft> ^ 03Cockos Incorporated |
[06:34:47] <crutchy> fuck me if they design operating system forks in any way similar to how they design web pages, they are doomed
[06:35:06] <crutchy> dooooooooooooooooomed
[06:35:07] <geotti> they're sysadmins, not designers
[06:35:08] * chromas prepares the lube
[06:35:21] <geotti> so relax
[06:35:30] <geotti> they know docker!
[06:35:32] <geotti> docker++
[06:35:32] <Bender> karma - docker: 2
[06:35:36] <chromas> docking++
[06:35:36] <Bender> karma - docking: 2
[06:35:39] * crutchy unpuckers
[06:36:21] * geotti hands crutchy the suspenders
[06:36:39] <geotti> they're leather, they're nice
[06:37:39] <chromas> Does xfce have a character map program?
[06:37:54] <chromas> crutchy does like the leather straps
[06:38:20] * geotti doesn't know. He's on aqua
[06:38:22] <crutchy> i just use gnome's charmap
[06:38:29] <geotti> gnome-- is evil
[06:38:29] <Bender> karma - gnome: -1
[06:38:33] <geotti> gnome3--
[06:38:33] <Bender> karma - gnome3: -4
[06:38:37] <geotti> gnome++
[06:38:37] <Bender> karma - gnome: 0
[06:38:52] <chromas> yeah I don't want to try that if they broke it like gedit
[06:39:23] <geotti> can't you just for-each all chars and pipe to a file?
[06:39:50] <chromas> lol
[06:39:50] <ciri> rofl
[06:41:01] <geotti> found a link too
[06:41:02] <geotti> http://osr507doc.sco.com
[06:41:02] <NetCraft> ^ 03Creating a character mapping table
[06:41:04] <geotti> sco--
[06:41:04] <Bender> karma - sco: -1
[06:41:06] <crutchy> what version of gedit was it you were using?
[06:41:33] <chromas> 3.14
[06:41:39] <crutchy> gedit 3.4.2 is awesome
[06:41:58] <crutchy> aw fuck so they're going to lobotomize it eventually in debian too :(
[06:41:59] <chromas> maybe I can get it to install old versions
[06:42:20] <geotti> sure with aptctl install
[06:42:32] <chromas> lolctl
[06:44:11] <geotti> maybe we should try to sneak some obfuscated code into systemd. something along the lines of sysctl destroy
[06:46:17] <chromas> start submitting trollish bug reports
[06:46:33] <chromas> "sudo should be called automatically"
[06:46:49] <chromas> (like less)
[06:47:09] <chromas> "systemd doesn't have emacs"
[06:47:42] <geotti> lol
[06:48:05] <geotti> "why is there still no package manager"
[06:48:50] <chromas> "systemd is pid 1 when it clearly should be pid 0"
[06:49:08] <geotti> but then lennart is going to complain that the open source community is such a pain again, and somebody think of the handicapped...
[06:49:31] <chromas> he means the mentally handicapped
[06:49:59] <chromas> http://www.youtube.com
[06:49:59] <NetCraft> ^ 03In Living Color- The Adventures of Handi-Man - YouTube
[06:50:10] <ar> chromas: that one might get solved soon
[06:50:28] <ar> chromas: http://0pointer.net
[06:50:33] <geotti> the last one might get him on ideas...
[06:51:25] <geotti> wait... verifiable systems and systemd in one sentence?
[06:51:30] <geotti> he totally lost it
[06:51:59] <chromas> I was sure it was 0pointer.de
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[06:53:11] <crutchy> pascal++
[06:53:11] <Bender> karma - pascal: 38
[06:53:18] <chromas> pascal++
[06:53:18] <Bender> karma - pascal: 39
[06:53:22] <geotti> and he can go and grab that overcarbonated club mate himself. I prefer actual mate
[06:55:37] <geotti> I've got an idea
[06:55:58] <chromas> let's build a new Linux-based OS entirely in pascal?
[06:56:00] <geotti> let's start a kickstarter, no indiegogo campaign to fund his development of SystemD/Linux
[06:56:11] <geotti> and keep him busy
[06:56:17] <geotti> and his minions
[06:57:29] <ar> chromas: why would you?
[06:57:40] <chromas> should get the fork debian people to dump their energy into uselessd
[06:57:53] <chromas> ar: because it's awesome and 'we need options'
[06:58:02] <geotti> like redesigning their website?
[06:58:14] <chromas> that too, but mostly coding efforts
[06:58:34] <geotti> they're sysadmins, so mostly packaging
[06:58:44] <geotti> could make a good team, though
[06:58:57] <crutchy> pascal is unappreciated, like c
[06:59:06] <chromas> c is overappreciated
[06:59:23] <chromas> it increases in value more than it should
[06:59:27] <crutchy> can pascal do everystuff that c can do?
[06:59:36] <crutchy> i reckon it can do most
[06:59:40] <crutchy> pascal++
[06:59:40] <Bender> karma - pascal: 40
[06:59:44] <chromas> I can't think of anything one can the other can't
[06:59:54] <chromas> except strings
[07:00:03] <crutchy> can you do inline assembly in c?
[07:00:11] <chromas> oh and c has the ternary conditional
[07:00:15] <chromas> dunno
[07:00:30] <crutchy> pascal is missing switch :(
[07:00:34] <chromas> case
[07:00:42] <crutchy> case is ok
[07:00:55] <chromas> and you don't have to put break in every block
[07:00:56] <crutchy> would be handy if it could operate on strings
[07:01:01] <crutchy> yeah
[07:01:01] <chromas> it does in fpc
[07:01:27] <crutchy> oh yeah now i remember you mentioned that a while ago
[07:01:36] * crutchy kickbrain
[07:03:16] <geotti> just settle on delphi already. It's still kickin' http://www.embarcadero.com
[07:03:18] <NetCraft> ^ 03Delphi XE7 | Develop Apps Windows, Mac OS X, iOS and Android
[07:03:20] <chromas> only thing is the rtl has all its own code so it doesn't link against c's stdlib by default
[07:03:30] <crutchy> pfft. delphi 7 ftw
[07:03:53] <geotti> but, but "The fastest way to build connected apps "
[07:04:19] <chromas> yeah but when Borland started passing it around it kind of went beta for a while
[07:04:56] <crutchy> i bought delphi 8, tried it, uninstalled it and placed it neatly back in its case and shoved it at the bottom of my software draw
[07:05:15] <APK> I love Delphi and Opera and HOSTS files
[07:05:22] <crutchy> lol
[07:05:22] <ciri> heh
[07:05:23] <APK> *64-bit Opea
[07:05:41] <chromas> crutchy: you didn't return it?
[07:05:53] <crutchy> chromas, you need to change APK's host
[07:06:02] <geotti> wait, those fuckers are in Berlin? Next time I'll go to their meeting with a couple of friends and organize a demo against systemd
[07:06:09] <crutchy> nah i kept it cos it also came with another copy of delphi 7 :D
[07:06:28] <chromas> neat
[07:06:51] <chromas> aha! They're building the systemd wall
[07:07:18] <crutchy> geotti, the occupy fleabags will have nfi what you're protesting, but they'll stink the joint up anyway just to rally around stuff man!
[07:07:33] <geotti> good idea
[07:08:07] <geotti> and print some t-shirts and distribute to the homeless for sticking around a bit
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[07:10:04] <crutchy> that's better :D
[07:10:09] <APK> nobody noticed that, right
[07:10:28] <crutchy> just make sure you mention 'open sores' and stuff
[07:10:36] <crutchy> and troll reversal
[07:10:42] <APK> ...apk
[07:10:59] <APK> ps -> HOSTS
[07:11:44] <crutchy> and tAlK iN jIbBeRiSh ThAt NoBoDy CaN uNdErStAnD, and use bold and underlines everywhere and lol at absolutely everything
[07:12:04] <JamesNZ> But you gotta do it in comic sans.
[07:12:12] <crutchy> and paste a crapload of links that you've pasted before :D
[07:12:14] <geotti> offer him a drink with a dose of acid?
[07:12:33] <geotti> like the link to delphi? that'll work
[07:12:55] <APK> Do you know WHY we haven't even seen apk lately? It's obviously: systemd assimilated him!
[07:13:07] <chromas> hm, the bold didn't seem to work
[07:13:15] <crutchy> yeah it works here
[07:13:35] <chromas> weird; doesn't show up for me
[07:13:39] <geotti> works here too
[07:13:48] <chromas> even the bot didn't get it; weird
[07:14:02] * chromas kicks the internet
[07:14:08] <geotti> can apk troll the systemd cabal?
[07:14:50] <chromas> probably just kick him like everyone else
[07:15:54] <APK> hexchat does look pretty nice; too bad it doesn't support quassel
[07:16:26] <crutchy> ..apk
[07:16:43] <JamesNZ> Isn't quassel a standalone client?
[07:16:55] <chromas> it can be
[07:16:59] <geotti> just use mirc
[07:17:02] <chromas> it's a client/core combo
[07:17:05] <crutchy> apk can hack quassel with his python delphi troll reversal script
[07:17:05] <chromas> mirc--
[07:17:05] <Bender> karma - mirc: -1
[07:17:13] <JamesNZ> chromas: Ah.
[07:17:27] <crutchy> using the powah of hosts
[07:17:28] <chromas> so it's kind of like having znc but with full backlog
[07:18:00] * crutchy offers quassel a laxative to help with its backlog
[07:18:11] * geotti goes to have a look if mirc still exists
[07:18:31] <JamesNZ> polari--
[07:18:31] <Bender> karma - polari: -1
[07:18:32] <JamesNZ> polari--
[07:18:33] <Bender> karma - polari: -2
[07:18:33] <JamesNZ> polari--
[07:18:33] <Bender> karma - polari: -3
[07:18:40] <geotti> wow: mIRC 7.36 has been released! (August 14th 2014)
[07:18:46] <chromas> polari what
[07:18:47] <crutchy> ooh
[07:18:53] <chromas> polarizing? polaris?
[07:19:05] <JamesNZ> chromas: The Gnome Gnuts new IRC client.
[07:19:09] <geotti> polarictl
[07:19:13] <crutchy> if only mIRC supported colors
[07:19:29] <geotti> mirc supports everything, even having your system pwned ;)
[07:19:38] <JamesNZ> XD
[07:19:48] <chromas> mirc gave us the stupid color system we have now
[07:20:00] <chromas> I mean
[07:20:03] <chromas> mirc-- etc
[07:20:03] <Bender> karma - mirc: -2
[07:20:30] <geotti> mirc-- supports scripts!
[07:20:30] <Bender> karma - mirc: -3
[07:20:34] <chromas> who knew gnome 2 would be the start of a trend?
[07:20:37] <JamesNZ> 02What're you calling stoopid??
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[07:20:53] <chromas> 'bout time, exec
[07:21:18] * geotti switches to monochrome
[07:22:42] <chromas> colors are fine; it's the color codes
[07:23:21] <exec> 00,09r00,12a00,02i00,06n00,04b00,07o00,08w00,09 00,12p00,02a00,06r00,04t00,07y00,08!
[07:23:40] <JamesNZ> ~rainbow
[07:23:41] <exec> alias "~rainbow" requires additional trailing argument
[07:23:49] <JamesNZ> ~rainbow I love mah codez!
[07:23:50] <exec> 00,04I00,07 00,08l00,09o00,12v00,02e00,06 00,04m00,07a00,08h00,09 00,12c00,02o00,06d00,04e00,07z00,08!
[07:26:12] <geotti> http://silcnet.org
[07:26:13] <NetCraft> ^ 03SILC - Secure Internet Live Conferencing
[07:26:40] <geotti> much better than colors
[07:27:04] <exec> Hahaha! I have invaded crutchy's HOSTS!
[07:27:45] <crutchy> aaaah!!! heeeeellp me!! i'be been APK'ed
[07:28:13] <chromas> nah, colors are better than video
[07:28:18] <JamesNZ> apkctl shutdown
[07:28:18] <chromas> except for porn
[07:28:29] <JamesNZ> crutchy: Fixed B-)
[07:28:59] <APK> you didn't USE suDO!!
[07:29:46] <JamesNZ> D:
[07:30:04] <geotti> who is D: and what's the message
[07:30:04] <chromas> gumdrop mouth
[07:30:34] <chromas> it's a face waiting for a train to go into its mouth
[07:30:52] <chromas> and then the coyote tries to go in after the bird but it's just a painting
[07:30:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - You Can't Upgrade the New Mac Mini's RAM - http://sylnt.us - ought-to-be-enough-for-anybody
[07:31:20] <geotti> Bender: so unexpected...
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[07:50:32] <geotti> please don't go into #digitalocean on freenode. The kids are all over our lawn.
[07:51:21] <crutchy> please don't go into #butthole... it smells... bad
[07:51:28] <geotti> true
[08:01:58] <Konomi> just don't turn back the cock...
[08:12:54] <crutchy> the alzheimer's cock
[08:13:17] <crutchy> ~define alzheimer's cock
[08:13:23] <exec> [wikipedia] 3Alzheimer%27s_cock: The requested page title is invalid. It may be empty, contain unsupported characters, or include a non-local or incorrectly linked interwiki prefix. You may be able to locate the desired page by searc...
[08:13:44] <crutchy> well i guess wikipedia is now aware of it
[08:14:53] <chromas> it's like occam's razor or tmb's api or ef's extension
[08:15:24] <chromas> "I was gonna press the L key but I forgot"
[08:16:29] <crutchy> chromas, s/L/└/
[08:16:29] <SedBot9000> <crutchy> <chromas> "I was gonna press the └ key but I forgot"
[08:16:49] <Konomi> your enter key faces the wrong way
[08:17:23] * crutchy climbs back into his trash can
[08:18:08] <crutchy> need some more githubz codez flowin
[08:18:08] * chromas misses the giant enter keys
[08:18:20] * crutchy opens geddit
[08:18:22] <chromas> and the small backspace
[08:21:20] <geotti> sn uses varnish, right?
[08:21:43] <chromas> yeah
[08:21:55] <crutchy> its polished daily with it
[08:22:07] <chromas> sometimes it peels away
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[08:55:12] <Azrael> KonomiNetbook: belatedly fixed
[08:55:32] <geotti> reynir
[08:55:32] <geotti> : why do some people dislike systemd?
[08:55:47] <geotti> reynir: http://boycottsystemd.org http://ewontfix.com http://uselessd.darknedgy.net http://debianfork.org
[08:55:50] <NetCraft> ^ 03boycott systemd
[08:55:50] <NetCraft> ^ 03EWONTFIX - Broken by design: systemd
[08:55:50] <NetCraft> ^ 03uselessd :: information system
[08:55:50] <NetCraft> ^ 03Roll up your sleeves, we may need to fork Debian.
[08:56:04] <geotti> is that enough, or you have other link suggestions? ; )
[08:56:31] <chromas> Azrael: noooo!
[08:56:55] <JamesNZ> systemd++ # just to piss everyone off B-)
[08:56:56] <Bender> karma - systemd: -1
[08:58:04] <geotti> systemd--
[08:58:04] <Bender> karma - systemd: -2
[08:58:12] <geotti> systemd-- die, die, die!
[08:58:12] <Bender> karma - systemd: -3
[08:59:38] <KonomiNetbook> Azrael: thanks
[09:00:15] <KonomiNetbook> ^ 3systemd ate my baby
[09:00:40] <chromas> thought it was a dingo
[09:00:50] <KonomiNetbook> they could've fooled me
[09:02:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Can we Turn Back the Clock on Alzheimer’s? - http://sylnt.us - re-your-brain
[09:02:38] <SirFinkus> clock--
[09:02:38] <Bender> karma - clock: -1
[09:02:42] <SirFinkus> cock++
[09:02:42] <Bender> karma - cock: 1
[09:07:56] <KonomiNetbook> echo $(cat /proc/1/comm)
[09:08:02] <KonomiNetbook> systemd
[09:08:04] <KonomiNetbook> \o/
[09:08:43] <KonomiNetbook> hmm I guess I really didnt need the echo but exec uses sh was originally $(</proc/1/comm) ;p
[09:22:17] <Azrael> KonomiNetbook: you're welcome
[09:22:27] <KonomiNetbook> \o/
[09:22:53] <KonomiNetbook> it was amusing but I thought the article didn't need joke posts considering how serious it is
[09:26:15] <Azrael> indeed!
[09:40:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - South Korean Law Triggers Messaging Application Migration - http://sylnt.us - buck-feta
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[10:18:51] <crutchy> konominetbook is supposed to be green, not purple... damn you xchat!!!
[10:19:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn, the headline got castrated
[10:19:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:19:45] <Bender> karma - coffee: 971
[10:21:56] <crutchy> no more forgetful cock
[10:22:10] <crutchy> coffee++
[10:22:10] <Bender> karma - coffee: 972
[10:22:42] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[10:22:42] <Bender> karma - coffee: 971
[10:22:43] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[10:22:43] <Bender> karma - coffee: 970
[10:22:44] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[10:22:44] <Bender> karma - coffee: 969
[10:23:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> so that's like 69 but with an extra chick?
[10:23:37] * JamesNZ whistles innocently
[10:24:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> we know it's not another dude cause someone around here hates cock
[10:27:51] <crutchy> alzheimers_cock++
[10:27:51] <Bender> karma - alzheimers_cock: 2
[10:27:59] <geotti> sencha++
[10:27:59] <Bender> karma - sencha: 1
[10:28:21] <crutchy> ~define sencha
[10:28:26] <exec> [wikipedia] 3Sencha: Sencha (煎茶) refers to Japanese ryokucha (緑茶, green tea) which is made into the green tea beverage by infusing the processed whole tea leaves in hot water. It is the most popular tea in Japan....
[10:28:36] <crutchy> oh my
[10:28:39] <geotti> yeah, baby!
[10:28:51] <geotti> it's like the java of teas..
[10:28:55] <geotti> well not exactly ; )
[10:29:02] * crutchy prefers pascal
[10:29:16] <crutchy> java can blow alzheimer's cock
[10:29:26] * geotti has rust, swift, haskell and erlang on his shortlist of stuff to prefer
[10:29:46] <crutchy> php is my current fave
[10:29:50] * crutchy ducks for cover
[10:29:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> alzheimers_cock++
[10:29:54] <Bender> karma - alzheimers_cock: 3
[10:29:59] * geotti eats php for breakfast
[10:30:03] <geotti> php++
[10:30:03] <Bender> karma - php: 7
[10:30:14] <crutchy> !whoup php
[10:30:14] <Bender> uppers of php are: crutchy: 5, arti: 1, geotti: 1, prospectacle: 1
[10:30:23] <crutchy> arti!?
[10:30:48] <geotti> let's see if Bender can handle this:
[10:30:51] <geotti> !whoup coffee
[10:30:51] <Bender> uppers of coffee are: crutchy: 561, TheMightyBuzzard: 322, Blackmoore: 132, Bytram: 77, chromas: 31, crutchy_: 20, mrcoolbp: 19, MrBluze: 15, arti: 15, TK: 12, TheMightyLaptop: 10, mechanicjay: 10, paulej72: 9, AndyTheAbsurd: 8, Bytram|away: 5, mattie_p: 5, silverly: 4, Ethanol-fueled: 4, monopoly: 4, rand: 3, idetuxs: 3, juggs: 3, crutchy__: 3, TheMightyBuzzard|Book: - 1 more
[10:30:56] <geotti> oh, that's not too much
[10:31:00] <crutchy> ping-o-death
[10:31:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> ping-of-death woot woot
[10:31:04] <chromas> Bender: more
[10:31:04] <Bender> 2, systemd: 2, Blackmoore|afk: 2, matt_: 2, exec: 2, Bytram|afk: 2, prospectacle: 2, SoyCow7650: 1, Blkackmoore: 1, chimp: 1, TheMightyBuzzard|Gone: 1, xlefay: 1, TheMightyBuzzard|AFK: 1, crutchy_fone: 1, TheMightyBuzzard|Laptop: 1, crutchy|zzz: 1, TheMightyBuzzard|Fishing: 1, Blackmoore_: 1, TheMightyBuzzard|Out: 1, SedBot9000: 1, crutchety: 1, mrcool|livingthedream: 1
[10:31:13] <crutchy> bacon is another
[10:31:33] <geotti> veggies++
[10:31:34] <Bender> karma - veggies: 2
[10:31:37] <geotti> yay!
[10:31:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> ping-o-death++
[10:31:41] <crutchy> lol i up coffee in my sleep
[10:31:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> bah
[10:32:14] <geotti> digitalocean--
[10:32:14] <Bender> karma - digitalocean: 0
[10:32:39] <crutchy> systemd likes coffee++ so it must be awesome :d
[10:32:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> systemctl start coffeed
[10:33:30] <crutchy> bewbctl start coffeedd
[10:34:07] * crutchy tries in vain to shake that thought
[10:35:32] <geotti> could you add a !submitsystemdbugreport it doesn't make coffee?
[10:35:43] <geotti> that would make trolling them easiert
[10:36:00] <crutchy> i only know how to troll SN :p
[10:39:52] * crutchy is kinda tempted to tackle the "need a way to submit SoylentNews bugs/issues without having to sign up to github, and also would be handy to have scripty check for similar existing issues and either automagically append or link to related issues"
[10:40:27] <crutchy> now that github api auth token thingy seems to be working
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[11:03:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... crutchy you don't need to sign up to github to submit bugs. you can do it anon just fine.
[11:04:05] <crutchy> that was a pretty big push tmb
[11:04:13] <crutchy> you been holding that one in for a while :p
[11:04:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's what she said
[11:04:35] <crutchy> got one with a few files coming up
[11:04:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah just hadn't synced that branch in a while.
[11:05:24] <crutchy> got my spy tentacles out: http://logs.sylnt.us
[11:05:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> need to go through and delete stale branches after pj clears all those pull requests
[11:06:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> speaking of, think i'll work on the api some today since I done have three pull requests in.
[11:07:01] * crutchy is starting to use json in exec (gathp!)
[11:08:09] <crutchy> haha. exec is flooding #github :p
[11:08:37] <chromas> Lol
[11:08:44] <crutchy> wholly shit
[11:09:17] <chromas> Could it summarize when there's more than %threshold files?
[11:10:18] <crutchy> yeah might be worthwhile. that was a big arse push
[11:10:37] <crutchy> no more laxatives for you tmb
[11:11:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> that was just rebasing against a week or two of changes to master
[11:11:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> no code changes to the api itself
[11:27:12] <crutchy> coffee++
[11:27:12] <Bender> karma - coffee: 970
[11:32:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:32:44] <Bender> karma - coffee: 971
[11:35:42] <geotti> sencha++
[11:35:42] <Bender> karma - sencha: 2
[11:50:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Internet Trolls in UK Face up-to Two Years in Jail under New Laws - http://sylnt.us - troll-bridges
[11:52:27] <geotti> Except that these are not trolls but mobbers
[11:53:38] <geotti> chromas: regarding systemd and emacs, it's not going to happen. "They don't integrate with other OS's" or kernels ; )
[11:53:45] <geotti> systemd--
[11:53:45] <Bender> karma - systemd: -4
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[12:13:49] <crutchy> coffee++
[12:13:49] <Bender> karma - coffee: 972
[12:15:58] <crutchy> ~suggest-api get hash of any prod code file to check against personal dev copy
[12:15:59] <paulej72> coffee++
[12:15:59] <Bender> karma - coffee: 973
[12:16:09] <exec> *** suggestion successfully added to wiki - http://sylnt.us
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[13:12:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[13:12:54] <Bender> karma - coffee: 974
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[13:33:05] <Landon> did that story's title ever get changed?
[13:33:25] <Landon> crutchy: JSON IN EXEC!? it's turning into bender!
[13:34:04] <Landon> TheMightyBuzzard: how do you submit bugs anon in github? I have a few people interested in that for my freecell project, but I ended up writing a script that they could send emails to and repost them on github
[13:35:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> you just do it like you were logged in without logging in. nothing complicated about it.
[13:37:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, okay apparently you can't then
[13:37:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> could have sworn you could
[13:37:39] <SirFinkus> yes Landon
[13:38:09] <Landon> TheMightyBuzzard: will get my wee script on github then really quick
[13:42:50] <Landon> crutchy: TheMightyBuzzard: here's my script, may it be of use https://gist.github.com
[13:42:51] <NetCraft> ^ 03Github Poster
[13:51:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Furore Over Apple Spotlight Data Collection - http://sylnt.us - not-always-doing-the-wrong-thing
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[14:01:14] <Blackmoore> coffee++
[14:01:14] <Bender> karma - coffee: 975
[14:01:18] <Blackmoore> mornin
[14:03:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[14:03:09] <Bender> karma - coffee: 976
[14:03:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin
[14:10:57] <Blackmoore> anything blow up this weekend?
[14:11:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah but we had an epic typo
[14:11:46] <Blackmoore> i've been doing a fair job of not watching news and getting away
[14:11:55] <Blackmoore> epic typo?
[14:12:14] <Blackmoore> on what?
[14:13:32] <Landon> clock->cock
[14:14:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://twitter.com
[14:15:35] <Blackmoore> thats... brilliant
[14:16:22] <Blackmoore> and i didnt realize we have twitter. not that i bother with that except for comedic accounts
[14:16:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> i thought so
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[14:17:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> shatner's occasionally interesting on there and adam baldwin if you ain't got a hate on for conservatives (he's a wee bit outspoken).
[14:18:30] <Blackmoore> i like sarcastic rover and drunk hulk
[14:18:56] <Blackmoore> average shark is amusing but its really meta.
[14:19:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh
[14:20:09] <Blackmoore> cripes tho. now i'm gonna have to find something to submit that involves penis enlargment. just so the title will be accurate.
[14:21:21] <Blackmoore> looks like the lab grown penis is in the submissions queue
[14:21:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> well if last night tells us anything it's that soylentils love the cock
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[14:27:27] <Blackmoore> aye.. i see that. even a request to restore the original title.
[14:27:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think we shoulda kept it
[14:28:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> worth memorializing a typo that good
[14:28:57] <Blackmoore> i agree.
[14:29:31] <Blackmoore> might be time for a meta post.. about editing, or "why we love the cock"
[14:29:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> journal at least
[14:30:16] <SirFinkus> it would have been better if it had been fixed right away, fixing it after the fact seems counterproductive
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[15:31:46] <ar> >They are currently looking into possibilities to avoid such events in the future, including better cooperation between the industry and the government and a blacklist of design data
[15:31:59] <ar> and a pink unicorn, please
[15:37:43] * LaminatorX often makes sure his clock is working before going to bed.
[15:41:29] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[15:41:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> epic typo btw
[15:41:50] <LaminatorX> Yes, yes it is.
[15:42:23] <Azrael> howdy LaminatorX
[15:42:23] <ciri> hey whats up Azrael
[15:42:37] <Azrael> ciri: the sky?
[15:42:57] <LaminatorX> Thanks for fixing my cock-up, Azrael.
[15:43:27] <Azrael> LaminatorX: you mean your clock-up? :) no worries
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[16:11:04] <Blackmoore> Crockup?
[16:11:39] <Blackmoore> should have kept it.
[16:31:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Software Not Cause of Galileo SatNav Failure - http://sylnt.us - adequately-explained-by-incompetence
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[17:35:48] <geotti> Maybe LaminatorX meant https://en.wikipedia.org or https://en.wikipedia.org
[17:35:50] <NetCraft> ^ 04Wiki: 03Le Cock Sportif
[17:35:50] <NetCraft> ^ 04Wiki: 03Le Coq Sportif
[17:36:23] <geotti> good night
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[17:40:33] <Blackmoore> nice
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[18:32:10] <Blackmoore> http://arstechnica.com
[18:32:24] <Blackmoore> well written.
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[20:53:11] <crutchy> coffee++
[20:53:11] <Bender> karma - coffee: 977
[20:54:00] <Blackmoore> coffee++
[20:54:00] <Bender> karma - coffee: 978
[20:54:04] <Blackmoore> sup?
[20:54:29] <crutchy> just the usual weekday morning ritual
[20:54:31] <crutchy> u?
[20:54:59] <Blackmoore> late afternoon here. busy at work
[20:55:40] <crutchy> workipoos--'
[20:55:43] <crutchy> oops
[20:55:46] <crutchy> workipoos--
[20:55:46] <Bender> karma - workipoos: -6
[21:00:25] * Leebert works in a dungeon. It could be morning, night, snowing, hurricane, rioting, whatever outside and he'd never know.
[21:00:56] <Blackmoore> poor guy, we should send you rum.. or explosives
[21:00:59] <chromas> coffee++ time is morning time
[21:00:59] <Bender> karma - coffee: 979
[21:01:10] <Blackmoore> coffee++
[21:01:10] <Bender> karma - coffee: 980
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[21:20:35] <crutchy> coffee++
[21:20:35] <Bender> karma - coffee: 981
[21:29:08] <swiss> you sick, sick people
[21:29:11] <swiss> coffee--
[21:29:11] <Bender> karma - coffee: 980
[21:30:03] <Azrael> What's that command that shows how low the queue is that I can use to subtly indicate to everyone on channel that they should go submit something interesting?
[21:30:16] <crutchy> ~queue
[21:30:19] <exec> *** SN submission queue: 8 - http://sylnt.us
[21:30:38] <Azrael> Nah, I think mine is more subtle ;)
[21:32:37] <crutchy> coffee_hey_everyone_the_queue_is_low++ # :d
[21:32:38] <Bender> karma - coffee_hey_everyone_the_queue_is_low: 1
[21:32:51] <Azrael> hehe
[21:34:18] <crutchy> gotta go take kiddywinks to skool and go to workipoos
[21:34:21] <crutchy> cyas
[21:34:38] <Azrael> tata
[21:35:35] * TheMightyBuzzard looks for a good systemd article
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[21:35:49] <Blackmoore> *gouges out eyes*
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[21:59:44] <Blackmoore> just submitted article under title "Hydrogen Gone Wild"
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[22:03:52] <silverly> (caramel chocolate)++
[22:03:52] <Bender> karma - (caramel chocolate): 1
[22:27:21] * silverly helped the queue effort
[22:29:16] <Blackmoore> thank you!
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