#Soylent | Logs for 2014-10-18
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[00:03:35] <Blackmoore> BLEH
[00:03:46] <Blackmoore> g'night all
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[00:05:06] <juggs> I don#t think Blackmoore had a good day
[00:06:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> dude, that was a long Ethanol-fueled conversation without getting k-lined. you feeling okay?
[00:08:21] * TheMightyBuzzard wanders off to do the dishes
[00:10:31] <juggs> These days the low-end here seems to be being picked up by imported Polish beers. Zubr, Lech for example. Zubr's rocking in at 6% for 1 (1.6USD) / 500ml can. Lots of corner shops selling this stuff at this price that is clearly grey / black markets it lacks the typical "you will die if you touch this" warnings on the can.
[00:10:45] <ky> http://homedistiller.org
[00:11:00] <ky> i think some beers today can give you anaphylactic shock
[00:13:07] <ky> a lot of noobs don't understand that cider and wine are made from juice, not the whole fruit thrown in pot
[00:13:08] <juggs> wouldn't you have to be allergic to something in it for that eventuality to occur? I have a peanut atom in a vial that ~could~ give someone anaphylactic shock.
[00:15:34] <ky> now i worry about cheap alcohol
[00:15:48] <ky> hell throw in the whole hops plant, roots and all
[00:15:52] <ky> jolly good!
[00:17:22] <juggs> some ciders use just juice and some use pulp too - scrumpy ciders here tend to be brewed from juice and some fibrous bits, scrumpy tends to be cloudy.
[00:18:11] <ky> alcohol abuse is the issue
[00:18:24] <ky> i take long breaks every year from consumption
[00:18:33] <ky> a month and a half
[00:19:26] <juggs> I understand the concern. The issue is the alcohol, not the brewing methods surely.
[00:19:38] <ky> a tad bit of methanol
[00:20:00] <Ethanol-fueled> alcohol abuse?
[00:20:05] <ky> yeah
[00:20:09] <ky> a scarred liver
[00:20:15] <ky> ketoacidosis
[00:20:17] <Ethanol-fueled> if you've ever had 4 drinks at once, you have a problem with alcohol.
[00:20:21] <ky> blindness
[00:20:31] <juggs> yeh - meths is not a good thing.
[00:20:45] <ky> meth is way more toxic than fusels
[00:20:47] <juggs> well for drinking at least
[00:21:03] <Ethanol-fueled> or the dreaded uremic poisoning
[00:21:05] <juggs> runs my model steam engine just fine - wouldn't drink the stuff
[00:21:09] <Ethanol-fueled> what happened to Jack London
[00:21:57] <ky> i tried to get a whiff of methanol off the bottle, it is odorless
[00:22:09] <Ethanol-fueled> bullshit methanol is odorless.
[00:22:18] <ky> well _I_ can't smell it
[00:22:40] <Ethanol-fueled> it's one of the sweetest and yet nastiest smells in the industrial environment
[00:23:00] <Ethanol-fueled> second only to things like MEK
[00:23:06] <ky> mmm candy
[00:23:15] <ky> i love candy
[00:23:18] <ky> gimme candy
[00:23:21] <ky> liquid candy
[00:23:30] <Ethanol-fueled> ky: do you want a hard candy dock?
[00:23:33] <Ethanol-fueled> cock^
[00:23:37] <ky> lol
[00:23:37] <ciri> hahaha
[00:24:02] <Ethanol-fueled> let's role-play. I am unzipping my fly, you are slowly falling to your knees with your fingers gripping my slacks...
[00:24:05] <Ethanol-fueled> (your turn)
[00:24:14] <ky> penis
[00:24:36] <ky> release the odor of semen
[00:24:39] <ky> in the room
[00:24:50] <Ethanol-fueled> cum smells.
[00:26:24] <Ethanol-fueled> I went in public without washing it completely off one time, and there are eludions to come smelling of chlorine bleach in the novel Silence of the Lambs and its sequel.
[00:26:49] <ky> yeah man
[00:26:53] <ky> i can't smell methanol
[00:27:01] <ky> i can smell all others
[00:27:17] <Ethanol-fueled> have you ever sniffed glue?
[00:27:21] <Ethanol-fueled> or huffed lysol?
[00:27:27] <ky> petrol
[00:27:32] <Ethanol-fueled> petrol smells good.
[00:27:33] <ky> made me seriously wooozy
[00:29:34] <ky> petrol is fucking roug
[00:29:53] <ky> a soap dish in a room will get everyone woozy
[00:31:54] <juggs> guys - bear in mind we try to keep the "official" SN channels somewhat family friendly
[00:32:22] <juggs> you are welcome to form other channels on this server.
[00:33:49] <ky> #booze
[00:34:57] <Konomi> like #petrolsniffersincorp
[00:35:29] <ky> #chavs
[00:38:08] <Konomi> http://pipedot.org
[00:38:08] <NetCraft> ^ 02Pipedot Article: 03Debian to vote on init system... again02 (0 comments)
[00:38:23] <Konomi> brb stranging technically committe
[00:40:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Spot Data Pricing - http://sylnt.us - good-for-whom?
[00:41:20] <Landon> juggs++
[00:41:20] <Bender> karma - juggs: 31
[00:41:38] <juggs> wut I do now?
[00:47:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Why family-friendly? is this this Mickey Mouse club?
[00:55:46] <juggs> No it's not. However it is the publicly linked in IRC channel for a PBC that is attempting to gain some credibility in delivering news.
[00:58:07] <juggs> The last thing we need is gaping assholes and forsty piss all over the place. You're not dumb EF, you understand this.
[00:58:57] <Ethanol-fueled> hmm, right.
[00:59:40] <Ethanol-fueled> As zerohedge discourages racism. It's not for social justice, but to bring the honest fringe credibility.
[01:00:13] <Ethanol-fueled> associating alternative media with racism could be a death knell, even if unwarranted.
[01:01:52] <Ethanol-fueled> The key to win that battle is to win by their own rules. The ones loudly shouting "racist" are the ones who oppose immigrant expansion into their neighborhoods.
[01:03:51] <Ethanol-fueled> or were you just talking ads / sponsorship? Shit, if 4chan can get ads you guys can.
[01:04:55] <Ethanol-fueled> Hell, I've been so busy with work and school I havent posted shit. I'll be the dickhead in the discussions. whenever people object you can paint me as the lunatic fringe of the site.
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[01:06:04] <Ethanol-fueled> then I can be ceremoiniously banned and the username retired in a discussion post.
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[01:14:45] <juggs> I wasn't saying anything about racism or ads. I was merely pointing to how a PBC may wish to find its way in this world (not that I have any strategic position within SN, I'm just the collector of IRC filled diapers). You seem so concentrated on your negative image that it has overtaken you, as though you aim to fail, just to be afforded the short-winded "I knew that would happen" by yourself. You're better than that.
[01:18:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Juggs: Your analysys of me is bullshit. And what's a PBC?
[01:19:27] <Konomi> peanut butter coke obviously
[01:20:40] <Ethanol-fueled> peanut butter METH
[01:20:46] <juggs> EF https://soylentnews.org
[01:20:47] <NetCraft> ^ 04SN article 03 Our Independence Day: We're Officially Incorporated! 04(46 comments)
[01:22:32] <Ethanol-fueled> juggs, I will tell you one of my plans.
[01:22:57] <Ethanol-fueled> On the first anniversary of incorporation, The Brown Menace will be posted.
[01:24:25] <juggs> Do you intend to affix a stamp or wrap it in parcel paper and string and call UPS?
[01:24:25] <Ethanol-fueled> IT will be a good test of your k-lining skills with regard to journals.
[01:24:48] <juggs> lol
[01:25:54] <Ethanol-fueled> It will be posted in a journal entry, those of which (rightly) show up as featured on the front page.
[01:26:59] <Ethanol-fueled> I may even repost it as an exercise of free will over control
[01:27:48] <Ethanol-fueled> It will be a test of the community's maturity
[01:27:48] <SpallsHurgenson> !todo copy files BEFORE harddrive crashes
[01:27:48] <Bender> todo item 7 added
[01:28:21] <Ethanol-fueled> it will quantify how much they've changed over the year
[01:28:34] <Ethanol-fueled> ONE. IMPORTANT YEAR.
[01:28:38] <juggs> you do that EF - outside my remit as journals fall outwith my purview.
[01:29:27] <Konomi> !todo make spacial gap to store backups for ultimate protection
[01:29:27] <Bender> todo item 2 added
[01:29:34] <Konomi> wait I have an item 1
[01:29:36] <Konomi> !todo
[01:29:36] <Bender> todo for konomi: 1) become more cool 2) make spacial gap to store backups for ultimate protection
[01:29:45] <Konomi> wow that was a depressing item
[01:30:43] * SpallsHurgenson has backups... which is why I'm not totally freaking out that this drive is dying :)
[01:30:59] <SpallsHurgenson> 'course... I don't have a backup for the backup... so maybe I should freak out a little bit
[01:31:00] <Konomi> wanna see a drive dying?
[01:31:10] <SpallsHurgenson> NO!
[01:31:19] <SpallsHurgenson> not until I copy the data first :)
[01:31:24] <Konomi> http://paste.ofcode.org
[01:31:25] <NetCraft> ^ 03Paste ofCode
[01:31:35] <Konomi> I kept this cause I love that warning message
[01:32:13] <Konomi> 24 hours it obviously is going to EXPLODE
[01:32:27] <juggs> you're delightfully odd Konomi
[01:32:49] <Konomi> like vinegar in your cheesecake mwahah
[01:32:56] <juggs> now can I saute your liver?
[01:33:13] <juggs> wait did I say that out loud?
[01:33:13] <Konomi> whoa hannible least wait until I ahve my adroidbody
[01:33:41] <juggs> fair point, replaceable organs and all
[01:34:01] <SpallsHurgenson> jeez, 9 hours to copy. USB2 is sloooooow
[01:34:11] <Konomi> usb is 20mb/s
[01:34:18] <SpallsHurgenson> slooooooooow
[01:34:29] <Konomi> you're not on a hub or something right?
[01:34:36] <Konomi> cause that'll make it even slooowwwer
[01:34:49] <SpallsHurgenson> well, technically yes... but its internal :)
[01:34:56] <Konomi> Drives: HDD Total Size: 4991.0GB (58.0% used)
[01:35:01] <Konomi> this is my laptip
[01:35:02] * SpallsHurgenson always pedants when he has the opportunity :)
[01:35:33] * SpallsHurgenson also verbicizes a noun whenever he has the opportunity :)
[01:37:03] <SpallsHurgenson> this is one of my four 2TB external drives from my "fileserver" being transferred to its replacement external drive :)
[01:37:16] <Konomi> gotta save the 1s and 0s
[01:37:49] <SpallsHurgenson> I got 1s and 0s on there from the early 90s! These are CLASSICS! Antique 1s and 0s, even!
[01:39:03] <SpallsHurgenson> I have the .IMG files I made from my Win3.0 disks on that hard-drive! You know, precious, irreplacible stuff :)
[01:40:02] <SpallsHurgenson> although technically I guess it isn't THAT irreplaceable since I still have the 5.25" floppy disks :)
[01:40:23] <ky> winimage
[01:40:52] <SpallsHurgenson> indeed they are :)
[01:42:17] <Konomi> that's gross ;p
[01:42:52] <ky> i need to google for ""winimage" "freedos""
[01:45:25] <SpallsHurgenson> not where the kids can see, I hope!
[01:46:46] <ky> it's a shame noone has given freedos wifi support
[01:47:56] <SpallsHurgenson> I think you are using it wrong
[01:48:41] <juggs> ky - so do it yourself
[01:49:16] <ky> sounds like a hell of a channel
[01:49:24] <ky> but ethernet cord is very expensive
[01:50:34] <juggs> 17 channels isn't it? And varying by where where you are in the world as to frequency allowed.
[01:52:09] <ky> there is wifi I and II
[01:52:25] <ky> II is 5.8 ghz
[01:53:56] <JamesNZ> fedora++
[01:53:56] <Bender> karma - fedora: 33
[01:53:59] <JamesNZ> fedora++
[01:54:00] <Bender> karma - fedora: 34
[01:54:05] <crutchy> debian++
[01:54:05] <Bender> karma - debian: 31
[01:54:22] <ky> ubuntu++
[01:54:23] <Bender> karma - ubuntu: 0
[01:54:31] <JamesNZ> ubuntu--
[01:54:31] <Bender> karma - ubuntu: -1
[01:54:32] <SpallsHurgenson> lol
[01:55:36] <crutchy> ubuntu is just debian with breasts
[01:55:41] * SpallsHurgenson perks up
[01:55:52] <Ethanol-fueled> jesus, you sods a re fucksticks
[01:56:11] <crutchy> ef, i wish
[01:56:18] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.cabelas.com
[01:56:20] <crutchy> married remember
[01:56:26] <SpallsHurgenson> poor 'buntu, once so loved. see what happens when you ignore your userbase?
[01:56:27] <crutchy> no fucksticking anything\
[01:56:52] <crutchy> "ubuntu... i'm going to learn.. ubuntu?"
[02:00:55] <SpallsHurgenson> shuttleworth got lost in his own hype and forgot that regular users don't give a damn about operating systems, that without geeks pushing them they'd NEVER switch to a *nix
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[02:04:27] <juggs> they disappear to Mint, then Debian.... then some twat comes along with delusions of grandeur and everyone runs off to the BSDs. Leaving just the Buntu phone and Phabulous ideas. Sucks not to have a captive audience I guess.
[02:04:41] <Konomi> debian 4 life
[02:04:42] <Konomi> the end
[02:05:04] <ky> deb & ian
[02:05:06] <ky> :(
[02:05:29] <JamesNZ> Are they still together?
[02:05:35] <ky> beats me
[02:05:37] <SpallsHurgenson> juggs: you only say that because you don't have access to Windows 3.0 disk images :)
[02:06:30] <juggs> I'm so misunderstood ~sigh~
[02:06:38] <Konomi> don't think so sadly
[02:07:06] <juggs> I want DOS 6.22 disks SpallsHurgenson
[02:07:35] <ky> i want linux that won't run for shit
[02:08:04] <juggs> wait now.... who moved my cheese.... how many cliches can we roll in one night?
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[02:10:56] <SpallsHurgenson> juggs: I have those too :)
[02:11:22] <juggs> keep them
[02:11:28] The is now known as uptime
[02:11:30] <SpallsHurgenson> mind you, I favore MS DOS 6.0 more since it still had DOSShell :)
[02:12:21] * juggs grows a beard and a belly as if nothing changed.
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[02:30:03] <crutchy> SpallsHurgenson, i still have floppy disks with win 3.1
[02:30:08] <crutchy> 7 disks i think
[02:30:16] <crutchy> and 4 for msdos 6.22
[02:30:42] <crutchy> i think i made isos for them cos i dont use fdds any more
[02:31:16] <crutchy> msdos6.22 vbox ftw
[02:31:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft Revokes Broken Patches - http://sylnt.us - patches-patching-patches-patching-patches-patching...
[02:33:32] <SpallsHurgenson> Microsoft seems to be getting worse with their patches
[02:35:54] <juggs> turbo pascal! let's do the time warp again :D
[02:42:35] <uptime> I am both excited and terrified at all of the nasty bugs found in the last couple of years.
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[02:49:45] <crutchy> g'day uptime
[02:49:45] <ciri> yeah, yeah hi HI crutchy
[02:50:17] <crutchy> theres a few nicks been here today that i havent seen before
[02:50:37] SpallsHurgenson is now known as TotallyNewGuy
[02:51:04] * TotallyNewGuy assumes a cunning disguise
[02:51:39] <uptime> my nick is different almost everytime I visit. which isn't that often.
[02:52:50] <crutchy> was one of your nicks 'botfap' by any chance?
[02:53:01] <uptime> hah, no.
[02:55:01] TotallyNewGuy is now known as SpallsHurgenson
[02:58:09] <crutchy> netherlands eh. uptime, you don't happen to know a guy named xander by any chance?
[03:01:45] <uptime> i'm on tor man.
[03:02:15] <uptime> i know everyone
[03:02:29] <uptime> and no one
[03:05:29] <crutchy> so you could be on the moon
[03:08:47] <SpallsHurgenson> not if he has a ping time of < 3 seconds
[03:09:52] <crutchy> !ping uptime
[03:12:31] <crutchy> ~weather
[03:12:32] <exec> Weather for Traralgon VIC, Australia - currently 84°F / 29°C, mostly cloudy, wind NW at 4 mph, humidity 40% - Saturday mostly cloudy (54°F-72°F / 12°C-22°C), Sunday mostly cloudy (45°F-81°F / 7°C-27°C), Monday mostly cloudy (41°F-57°F / 5°C-14°C), Tuesday clear (50°F-68°F / 10°C-20°C) - source: Google
[03:24:55] <uptime> I could BE moon.
[03:25:41] <ky> what is that
[03:25:47] <ky> is that a paragraph?
[03:26:07] <ky> is that some kind of terrorist code?
[03:26:38] <crutchy> buttcode
[03:27:03] <SpallsHurgenson> it's Australian weather, and like all things Australian it will probably end up killing somebody
[03:28:29] <crutchy> nah its quite pleasant today
[03:28:49] <SpallsHurgenson> that means the body-count is under 100
[03:29:22] <crutchy> my kangadropsnakes are sleeping
[03:29:52] <uptime> ~weather The Moon
[03:29:53] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[03:30:02] <uptime> ~weather The_Moon
[03:30:03] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[03:30:10] <uptime> ~weather Uranus
[03:30:11] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[03:30:28] <crutchy> ~weather umpire smate builung
[03:30:30] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[03:31:01] <crutchy> ~weather the pyramids
[03:31:02] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[03:31:12] <crutchy> thtupid bot
[03:31:25] <SpallsHurgenson> kill the bot! kill it with fire!
[03:31:35] <crutchy> dont let it get away
[03:32:12] <crutchy> ~weather vostok
[03:32:13] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[03:32:26] <crutchy> ~weather vostok, russia
[03:32:27] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[03:32:38] <crutchy> i'm sure that used to work
[03:32:47] <crutchy> ~weather-old vostok, russia
[03:32:51] <exec> weather for 10Karayganova|Sterlitamak, BA, Russian Federation at 2014-10-18 00:00:00 (UTC) ~ 210 mins ago: temp: 107.5°C (45.5°F), dp: 102.2°C (36°F), press: 101001.2 mb (-2 mb/180 mins), humid: 1069%, wind: 104.8 km/h (3 mph) @ 10160°
[03:33:03] <ky> summer is coming to vostok
[03:33:06] <ky> antarctica
[03:40:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - BBC to Publish 'Right to be Forgotten' Removals List - http://sylnt.us - soon-to-be-forgotten
[03:41:16] <ky> facebook tells me to call the google call center
[03:47:43] <crutchy> call and ask them if they'd like to subscribe to an awesome new deal with soylentnews... 1 ad for a week, all for a measly US$10,000
[03:48:35] <SpallsHurgenson> does a prestigous organization like soylent news really want to be associated with a mickey mouse company like google?
[03:48:51] <crutchy> it could be a charitable thing
[03:49:09] <crutchy> you know, giving the little guy a cheap plug
[03:54:29] <SpallsHurgenson> what's the point? this google thing will never catch on
[03:57:36] <crutchy> altavista ftw!
[04:02:43] <SpallsHurgenson> I still have my money that Gopher is gonna make a comeback :)
[04:03:44] <crutchy> ~first 400 tb
[04:04:06] <exec> first privmsg for 400 tb in #soylent not found
[04:04:33] <crutchy> hmm should strip spaces when searching
[04:05:04] <SpallsHurgenson> I remember when a TB used to sound like an impossible amount of storage
[04:06:22] <crutchy> first ever pc my family had we were like '3gb hard disk! how the hell could we ever possibly fill that up
[04:06:55] <SpallsHurgenson> I think my first HDD was 80mb, but I was late to PCs
[04:07:35] <SpallsHurgenson> embarassing truth: the first time I saw a 3.5" floppy drive, I said something along the lines of, "Oh, so THIS is what they mean by a hard-disk!"
[04:07:48] <SpallsHurgenson> and then I tried to stick it in a 5.25" floppy drive :)
[04:09:34] <crutchy> i think it was about '97 when my dad assembled a cyrix 200 machine
[04:11:06] <crutchy> nothin worse than sticking you hard disk in the wrong floppy hole
[04:12:10] <SpallsHurgenson> by '97 I think I was on my... third or fourth IBM/PC compatible co
[04:12:43] <crutchy> before then we had an amiga 500
[04:13:38] <SpallsHurgenson> I was on the Apple II train before that
[04:14:30] <crutchy> workbench was a slick interface
[04:14:37] <SpallsHurgenson> IIGS had 8MHz of power (I think)
[04:18:55] <SpallsHurgenson> I'm trying to think if I have /any/ electronics that run that slow anymore. I bet my KEYBOARD is more powerful these days
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[04:19:30] <crutchy> i've got an atmega128 in a box
[04:19:42] <crutchy> dunno wat that is
[04:20:54] <crutchy> 16 mhz
[04:30:14] <SpallsHurgenson> how did I ever get work done on machines like that? my apple II was 1MHz, and I used it for word processing and spreadsheets
[04:30:16] <ciri> not sure
[04:30:40] * SpallsHurgenson wishes ciri ran at 1MHz
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[04:59:03] <crutchy> word 2000 would run awesome on a recent i7 machine
[04:59:15] <crutchy> with windows xp
[05:00:28] <crutchy> or office 97 with windows 98SE on an i7
[05:30:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scientists Find Rats aren’t Smarter Than Mice — and Why That's Important - http://sylnt.us - fuzzy-thinking
[06:46:07] <chromas> wordperfect++
[06:46:07] <Bender> karma - wordperfect: 2
[06:47:08] <chromas> if rats were smarter than they would tattle anonymously
[07:51:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Marketplace of Ebola T-Shirts, Bumper Stickers, and Plushies - http://sylnt.us - misery-loves-company
[07:59:35] <Konomi> crutchy: I installed windwos 98se on a pentium 4 once
[07:59:42] <Konomi> it booted in under 5 seconds and defragged in 10
[08:00:01] <Konomi> and this was not on an ssd
[08:00:33] <SirFinkus> a place I worked at windows 98 on like an attholon 3000+ with 512GB of ram
[08:00:36] <SirFinkus> was nice and fast
[08:00:58] <SirFinkus> it was purely the accounting computer, no internet or other software
[08:03:31] <Konomi> this was for some old senior citizen
[08:03:41] <Konomi> I protested but yeah he wanted what he wanted
[08:40:43] * crutchy is very satisfied
[08:41:05] <crutchy> having just enjoyed $60 of eye fillet steak
[08:41:15] <SirFinkus> mmmm
[08:41:26] * SirFinkus could use a steak about now
[08:41:49] <crutchy> with two helpings of pepper sauce
[08:41:57] <crutchy> steak++
[08:41:57] <Bender> karma - steak: 2
[08:50:19] <SirFinkus> I like filet mingon myself
[08:50:33] <SirFinkus> nothing on it, just meat
[08:50:40] <SirFinkus> nice baked potato on the side
[08:51:20] <SirFinkus> nothing better than eating a nice steak, then dipping the baked potato in the juices on the plate
[09:00:48] <crutchy> 512GB of ram!! :p
[09:07:28] <crutchy> forced software deprecation seems to be fairly universal... people responding to certain developments in linux similarly to microsoft's past exploits
[09:09:47] <chromas> Linus is trying to get more money out of my red hat with systemd
[09:11:20] <crutchy> it would be awesome to use a current word processor on an old OS (like win95) but i dunno how it could work
[09:11:53] <chromas> get libreoffice and start compiling & tweaking
[09:12:37] <crutchy> would need copies of old libs prolly
[09:12:57] <crutchy> and would have to maybe run it in a chroot
[09:13:13] <chromas> install win95 and grab the sdk
[09:13:59] <crutchy> there are simpler forms of suicidal mania :p
[09:14:06] <ar> ugh
[09:14:11] <ar> old windows were teh suck
[09:14:24] <ar> there was no memory protection
[09:14:27] <chromas> not sure how you could get it to run on win95 without win95
[09:18:36] <crutchy> my win 7 desktop kinda looks win 98ish
[09:20:30] <crutchy> i like the old style taskbar with custom menus and toolbars
[09:29:46] <crutchy> ~staff meeting
[09:29:48] <exec> 03********** 05SOYLENTNEWS BOARD MEETING03 **********
[09:29:49] <exec> 03SN PBC Board Meeting - Wed. Oct. 29 at 1:15am UTC (Tue, Oct. 28 at 9:15pm EDT) on IRC #staff.
[09:30:29] <crutchy> oh. guess the one on the 15th was postponed
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[09:47:20] <crutchy> bye Konominetbook :(
[09:48:08] <Konomi> I put it to sleep ;p
[09:48:17] <Konomi> I carry my netbook in my handbag when i go out
[09:48:20] <Konomi> so that's what you're seeing ;p
[09:49:47] * SirFinkus is reading chick tracts
[09:51:21] <chromas> Are they trying to get you to convert, SirFinkus?
[09:51:42] <SirFinkus> of course, but they're just making me laugh
[09:51:49] <SirFinkus> the halloween ones
[09:51:59] <chromas> You don't want to switch genders?
[09:52:52] <SirFinkus> "We know the devil and his witches LOVE to see kids go trick or treating... Cuz halloween pulls them into WITCHCRAFT"
[09:52:53] <Konomi> trade those parts in for new ones
[09:53:49] <SirFinkus> "Halloween is the devil's night, who will you follow? the old devil who's going to hell, or JESUS... who loves you?"
[09:54:11] <chromas> Jesus watches me in the bathroom; not sure I'm comfortable talking to him after that
[09:56:08] <chromas> Did they say which religion they're from?
[09:56:25] <crutchy> you gunna go ripping up the town Konomi?
[09:57:28] <SirFinkus> http://www.chick.com
[09:57:31] <SirFinkus> a good one
[09:57:38] <chromas> oh jack chick
[09:57:49] <chromas> lol; thought it was some feminism thing
[09:59:57] <SirFinkus> she takes over 60 LSD trips and has a heart attack during a flashback
[09:59:58] * crutchy is in touch with his fenimitht thide
[09:59:58] <SirFinkus> lol
[10:01:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - With this Tiny Box you can Anonymize Everything you do Online - http://sylnt.us - orly?
[10:01:43] <crutchy> box++
[10:01:43] <Bender> karma - box: 11
[10:02:16] <crutchy> Bender, s/this Tiny/Tama's
[10:02:19] <crutchy> Bender, s/this Tiny/Tama's/
[10:02:40] * crutchy tickles SedBot9000
[10:02:49] <crutchy> oh crap
[10:02:52] <crutchy> crutchy--
[10:03:16] <chromas> did you break something?
[10:03:37] <chromas> Bender, s/this Tiny/Tama's/
[10:03:38] <crutchy> nah i did a karma thing
[10:03:41] <chromas> Bender: s/this Tiny/Tama's/
[10:03:44] <chromas> oh yeah
[10:03:54] <chromas> need SedBot to look back farther
[10:08:38] <SirFinkus> Suicide...The subject is common among teens today. But when Lance decides it is the only way out of his troubles, he discovers that hell is not the party place described in popular songs.
[10:10:03] <chromas> lolctl
[10:10:13] <chromas> songs describe hell as pretty
[10:10:20] <chromas> oh wait
[10:10:30] <SirFinkus> well, only the good ones
[10:10:35] <chromas> s/pretty/party/
[10:10:53] * chromas gives tama a pretty party
[10:10:56] <SirFinkus> Here's what REALLY happened in Salem. It's not what we've been told!
[10:11:01] <SirFinkus> this'll be good
[10:11:55] <ar> but hell doesn't exist
[10:12:10] <ar> and neither does heaven
[10:12:20] <chromas> you HEATHEN!
[10:12:26] <chromas> jack chick will straighten you out
[10:12:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:12:43] <Bender> karma - coffee: 967
[10:12:45] <ar> i'm sure he will
[10:12:50] <ar> coffee--
[10:12:50] <Bender> karma - coffee: 966
[10:12:53] <ar> tea++
[10:12:53] <Bender> karma - tea: 81
[10:13:08] <chromas> hell is where coffee downmodders go
[10:13:52] <ar> which is fine with me, as hell doesn't exist
[10:13:57] <ar> coffee--
[10:13:57] <Bender> karma - coffee: 965
[10:14:01] <ar> tea++
[10:14:01] <Bender> karma - tea: 82
[10:14:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> you've obviously never been to detroit
[10:14:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:14:21] <Bender> karma - coffee: 966
[10:14:35] <chromas> sudo systemctl start reaping
[10:15:36] <SirFinkus> "Adapted for black audiences."
[10:16:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> wait, if 666 is the debil is and 69 is double oral, is 999 his chick?
[10:16:36] <ar> TheMightyBuzzard: i intend to never go to usa
[10:16:41] <SirFinkus> lol they made adam, eve, and jesus black
[10:16:49] <ar> coffee--
[10:16:49] <Bender> karma - coffee: 965
[10:16:51] <ar> tea++
[10:16:51] <Bender> karma - tea: 83
[10:17:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly a smart decision until i become emperor or someone else smacks the TSA around and tells them to behave
[10:17:28] <chromas> tea-- for black jesus
[10:17:28] <Bender> karma - tea: 82
[10:21:18] <ar> tea++
[10:21:18] <Bender> karma - tea: 83
[10:21:23] <ar> coffee--
[10:21:23] <Bender> karma - coffee: 964
[10:21:35] <SirFinkus> hot_tea_on_a_rainy_day++
[10:21:35] <Bender> karma - hot_tea_on_a_rainy_day: 1
[10:21:49] <chromas> sure thought I'd seen that one before
[10:24:54] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[10:24:55] <NetCraft> ^ 03Dark Dungeons Episode 1 - YouTube
[10:25:04] <SirFinkus> oh boy, people are making videos now
[10:25:42] <SirFinkus> I remember this tract, it's a classic
[10:29:48] <SirFinkus> I don't remember the lesbian undertones in the tract, but I'm ok with that
[10:30:03] <chromas> As you should be
[10:30:13] <chromas> lesbians++
[10:30:13] <Bender> karma - lesbians: 1
[10:30:34] <SirFinkus> lesbians++
[10:30:34] <Bender> karma - lesbians: 2
[10:31:22] <SirFinkus> non of my rpg parties were like this
[10:31:46] <chromas> that means you were holding them wrong
[10:33:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> my rpg sessions generally involved 30+ tacos
[10:34:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> but at least we all knew the secret D&D knot.
[10:36:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> which is to say one week our youngest and dumbest player came in saying his mom had seen on the news that some murdered chick had been tied up with knots that only D&D players knew.
[10:36:46] <Popeidol> this is a weird place to confess to murder, TheMightyBuzzard
[10:37:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> which made us all wonder how you tie someone up with the strings on a crown royal sock
[10:37:15] <SirFinkus> bondage?
[10:41:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> only things we ever killed were tacos, bottles of whiskey, caffeinated beverages, imaginary critters, and weekends
[10:43:20] <Popeidol> murder--
[10:43:20] <Bender> karma - murder: -1
[10:43:36] <ar> coffee--
[10:43:36] <Bender> karma - coffee: 963
[10:43:41] <ar> tea++
[10:43:41] <Bender> karma - tea: 84
[10:44:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> I had the best dice bag though. I wrangled one of these while everyone else was using crown royal bags. https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com
[10:44:56] <chromas> +?
[10:45:03] <chromas> You can roll to choose your operator?
[10:47:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> print "something", int(rand(2)) ? ++ : --;
[10:47:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> should have quoted the operators but meh
[10:48:27] <chromas> seems like it should be a two-sided die then
[10:48:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, we call those coins
[10:49:17] <chromas> Needs to be square
[10:54:53] <JamesNZ> TIL avocado and cream cheese cake is heavenly.
[10:58:43] <JamesNZ> fedora++
[10:58:43] <Bender> karma - fedora: 35
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[11:10:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> fishing++
[11:10:48] <Bender> karma - fishing: 12
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[12:00:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Flutter-Driven Triboelectrification for Harvesting Wind Energy - http://sylnt.us - brushing-up-on-power-generation
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[13:01:31] <crutchy> coffee++
[13:01:31] <Bender> karma - coffee: 964
[13:02:47] * crutchy wonders if konomi is po faced
[13:04:20] <crutchy> s/po faced/drunk/
[13:04:20] <SedBot9000> <crutchy> wonders if konomi is drunk
[14:10:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Debian Re-Opens systemd Discussion - http://sylnt.us
[14:22:02] <ar> i don't think she drinks alcohol at all
[14:26:31] <Konomi> I don't
[14:26:37] <Konomi> cider is all I'd ever drink
[14:59:21] <ar> Konomi: and what about Radlers? they tend to have ~2% of alcohol. less than most ciders
[14:59:37] <Konomi> don't know what those are ;p
[15:01:59] <ar> basically, beers with very low alcohol content and very rich in fruit flavour
[15:02:51] <ar> i had this one today: http://www.ratebeer.com
[15:02:55] <NetCraft> ^ 03Chipper Grapefruit Beer
[15:03:08] <ar> they're somewhat popular here in the summer
[15:25:05] <Konomi> would try ;p
[16:08:56] <ar> :)
[16:30:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scientists Find Shorter Telomeres in Immune Cells of Soda Drinkers - http://sylnt.us - blackcoffee++
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[16:53:24] <ar> coffee--
[16:53:24] <Bender> karma - coffee: 963
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[19:47:27] <ar> may i rant for a bit? Why the hell are device manufacturers using realtek NICs insteal of intel or broadcom in otherwise-perfect hardware? i mean, the prices are like, $1.5-$2/piece in 64-100 trays for intel and ~$0.5 for realtek, probably even less in bulk, and i'd be happy to even pay $10 for having a *reliable* NIC
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[19:48:31] <chromas> it's because they like that crab logo
[19:51:37] <ar> case in point: http://www.gigabyte.us - otherwise perfect small box for a virtualized desktop. but no, they had to slap a realtek nic there, and those tend to /sometimes/ drop from the network
[19:52:14] <ar> intel NUCs aren't good for that /virtualized/ part, as they only have integrated graphics
[19:52:20] <chromas> gigabyte-- # for broken website :'(
[19:52:20] <Bender> karma - gigabyte: -1
[19:52:40] <ky> slashdot--
[19:52:40] <Bender> karma - slashdot: -3
[19:58:26] * chromas checks; sees his gigabyte board has a realtek nic; joins fist-shaking
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[21:32:10] <crutchy> fuck_beta++
[21:32:10] <Bender> karma - fuck_beta: 4
[21:50:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Beta Radioisotope Driven Battery using Radicals in Liquid - http://sylnt.us - jargon-watch
[21:51:52] <chromas> beta++ # it makes batteries now
[21:51:52] <Bender> karma - beta: -16
[21:58:16] <crutchy> yeah that was just a little creepy
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[23:21:47] <crutchy> coffee++
[23:21:47] <Bender> karma - coffee: 964
[23:22:20] <paulej72> blame canada
[23:31:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Comet "Sliding Spring" Closes-in on Mars - http://sylnt.us - Thundarr-the-Barbarian