#Soylent | Logs for 2014-10-04

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[00:02:36] <crutchy> NCommander, you might also like a few of the aussie x-country trains if you're ever down this way
[00:03:20] <crutchy> its a big place
[00:03:29] <crutchy> too
[00:04:18] <NCommander> crutchy, indeed, lots of empty too
[00:04:52] <crutchy> depends what you like i guess. night time would be awesome
[00:05:02] <crutchy> harder to find clearer skies
[00:08:11] <crutchy> i'd like to go on the ghan one day
[00:08:21] <crutchy> adelaide-darwin
[00:08:50] * JamesNZ has a cap with the Ghan logo
[00:10:02] <crutchy> the indian-pacific from sydney-perth goes through a big bunch of nothing, but even that would be awe-inspiring. i've driven up the newell hwy and the most amazing parts were those that were devoid of trees, especially driving at 2am, pulling over for a break and looking up at the most beautiful night sky i have ever seen
[00:10:33] <crutchy> its very humbling
[00:18:39] <JamesNZ> nature++
[00:18:39] <Bender> karma - nature: 1
[00:19:21] * crutchy wonders what sort of secret squirrel stuff goes on in the outback. you could possibly build an entire city out there without anyone knowing
[00:20:06] <crutchy> till a landsat flew overhead anyway. darn satellites :p
[00:20:36] <juggs> yeh - that kind of scuppers that plan :D
[00:21:57] <chromas> just need the roofs to look like land
[00:22:11] <crutchy> though if there were government sites out there they might be able to temporarily blind any sats that they knew the flight path of
[00:22:20] <crutchy> chromas, true :)
[00:22:43] <crutchy> that would be much cheaper than a massive blinding laser :p
[00:22:51] <crutchy> with sharks
[00:23:21] <chromas> landsharks
[00:23:27] <chromas> landsharks for landsats
[00:24:42] <crutchy> they never bothered to hide pine gap though
[00:24:58] <crutchy> its supposed to be super-secret-squirrel
[00:25:15] <chromas> that's the one they wanted you to find
[00:25:47] <crutchy> lol
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[00:33:59] <crutchy> evenin/mornin silverly
[00:34:32] <silverly> morning crutchy
[00:34:49] <silverly> haha, im just reading the logs now
[00:35:00] <silverly> im from aust as well
[00:35:05] <crutchy> ah
[00:46:23] <crutchy> how did you go with your exam thingy?
[00:46:24] <ciri> very carefully and then some
[00:46:50] <crutchy> yes ciri. we all know your buttpipe smells like dogfart
[00:47:02] <silverly> lol
[00:47:03] <ciri> HEHEHEHE
[00:47:57] <crutchy> which state you from silverly?
[00:48:03] <silverly> NSW
[00:48:07] <crutchy> noice
[00:48:10] <silverly> about 1 hour south of sydney
[00:48:28] <crutchy> i'm still a few hours from you. latrobe valley, vic
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[00:49:08] <silverly> oh nice
[00:50:33] <silverly> haha about the same distance as i am from sydney
[00:51:13] <silverly> as you are from melbourne, crunchy
[00:51:30] <juggs> crunchy :D:D
[00:52:05] <crutchy> twas a nickname is high school :p
[00:52:10] <crutchy> *in
[00:52:19] <silverly> lol opps
[00:52:19] <ciri> it's not that funny :)
[00:52:22] <silverly> *oops
[00:53:04] * SpallsHurgenson doesn't believe silverly (or crutchy for that matter) as I am pretty sure Australia doesn't really exist
[00:53:22] <crutchy> dammit our cover is blown
[00:54:44] <crutchy> the matrix is only telling your brain that australia exists, but apparently you took the red pill
[00:55:03] <SpallsHurgenson> could be; I've taken lots of pills :)
[00:55:13] <silverly> Sorry, we cant comment on operational matters.
[00:56:07] <crutchy> yes, and the big dome that's covering the entire united states... just ignore that
[00:57:05] <crutchy> well, except alaska and hawaii... but they don't really exist either :p
[00:57:55] <silverly> alaska is still weird for me, totally faraway from mainland us
[00:58:08] <silverly> just chilling there being a part of canada
[00:58:34] <SpallsHurgenson> I don't see the problem; Alaska is part of Canada and Canada is part of the United States :)
[00:59:20] <silverly> most of the western world is part of the united states i feel >.>
[00:59:54] <crutchy> frilly observation of the day: out of the last 10,774 comments, about 27.5% are by ACs
[01:00:03] <mythterj> Are you crazy Spalls? Alaska is part of Mexico, just look at any map, its always right beside mexico.
[01:00:14] <silverly> whats an AC?
[01:00:19] <SpallsHurgenson> Armor Class
[01:00:46] <SpallsHurgenson> 27.5% of people commenting do so while learning how to wear chain-mail
[01:01:01] <crutchy> s/wear/send/
[01:01:26] <crutchy> !sedbot enable-mind-reading-mode
[01:01:34] <SpallsHurgenson> crutchy: you're making my terrible joke even worse!
[01:01:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hub Neurons Control Different Brain Circuits - http://sylnt.us - and-in-the-darkness-bind-them
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[01:09:38] <silverly> coffee++
[01:09:38] <Bender> karma - coffee: 905
[01:12:41] <SpallsHurgenson> coffee--
[01:12:41] <Bender> karma - coffee: 904
[01:12:54] <SpallsHurgenson> don't encourage the coffee!
[01:19:05] <silverly> (vinegar coffee)--
[01:19:05] <Bender> karma - (vinegar coffee): -1
[01:19:16] <silverly> coffee++
[01:19:16] <Bender> karma - coffee: 905
[01:20:27] <crutchy> coffee++
[01:20:27] <Bender> karma - coffee: 906
[01:20:57] * crutchy has a userlist button in xchat for coffee++ :D
[01:21:35] <crutchy> 8008135++
[01:21:35] <Bender> karma - 8008135: 18
[01:27:24] <swiss> UGHHHHH
[01:27:33] <swiss> my phone's screen just shattered and became unusable
[01:29:04] <SpallsHurgenson> you tapped it wrong
[01:32:56] <pbnjoe> didn't put it in a supertankboxprotectotron?
[01:36:10] <silverly> thats no good
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[01:37:58] <SpallsHurgenson> coffee--
[01:37:58] <Bender> karma - coffee: 905
[01:38:52] <crutchy> pbnjoe, just remember its a feature :D
[01:39:06] <crutchy> the phone is *meant* to bend like that
[01:40:29] <pbnjoe> ah yes, the new Kaleidoscope update to the OS
[01:41:38] <pbnjoe> 1 screen? Old hat
[01:41:44] <pbnjoe> try 74
[01:43:29] <SpallsHurgenson> perfect for people with compound eyes!
[01:52:28] <pbnjoe> and, let's face it, anyone who's anyone has them these days
[02:01:16] <SpallsHurgenson> one day I'll be anyone, just watch and see!
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[02:26:05] <xar> totally forgot I had this in my znc, I think I've been idling here since April...
[02:26:24] <xar> how's it going #soylent
[02:26:45] <NCommander> xar, mmm April
[02:27:30] <crutchy> hi xar
[02:27:59] <SpallsHurgenson> ncommander keeps bursting into flame, but other than that it's okay
[02:28:24] <crutchy> he has plenty of snow to put it out at least
[02:29:05] <crutchy> or he can just go hug a polar bear to smother the flames
[02:29:59] <crutchy> i'm assuming xar is not ar :p
[02:30:03] * NCommander explodes
[02:32:05] <SpallsHurgenson> geez, that's the third time today. I'm not putting him back together this time
[02:33:43] <paulej72> yar?
[02:34:06] <paulej72> tar
[02:34:12] <paulej72> by far
[02:35:29] <crutchy> something keeps slashing him up into pieces?
[02:37:52] <xar> hi NCommander
[02:37:54] <xar> hi crutchy
[02:37:54] <ciri> hello, whats up xar
[02:37:58] <xar> hi ciri
[02:38:09] <crutchy> ciri is a real boy
[02:38:14] <xar> i have no idea who ar is
[02:38:23] <xar> O_O
[02:40:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - LEDs Using New Nanotechnology Increases Output by 57% - http://sylnt.us - there-are-five-lights
[02:45:49] * juggs puts NCommander back together again, attaches reanimation leads and moves behind the safety screen with the big switch
[02:45:58] <juggs> shade your eyes peeps
[02:46:15] * juggs pulls the lever ~ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT~
[02:46:24] <juggs> it's alive!!!
[02:46:59] <crutchy> *chromas likes to watch..
[02:47:25] -!- Ethanol-fueled [Ethanol-fueled!~62b0c055@fv38-261-782-44.sd.sd.cox.net] has joined #Soylent
[02:47:46] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHA fuck you!
[02:47:54] <NCommander> .op
[02:47:54] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o NCommander] by juggler
[02:48:05] -!- NCommander was kicked from #Soylent by NCommander!~mcasadeva@Soylent/Staff/Sysop/mcasadevall [head popped up. juggs at fault]
[02:48:05] -!- NCommander [NCommander!~mcasadeva@Soylent/Staff/Sysop/mcasadevall] has joined #Soylent
[02:48:05] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v NCommander] by juggler
[02:48:06] <crutchy> g'mornin Ethanol-fueled o/
[02:48:16] <crutchy> o.0
[02:48:21] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.youtube.com
[02:48:21] <NetCraft> ^ 03Woodpeckers Recorder Quartet - JS Bach - die Kunst der Fuge BWV 1080 - Contrapunctus I & IX - YouTube
[02:48:34] <crutchy> odd
[02:49:36] <Ethanol-fueled> now, sod of
[02:49:44] <Ethanol-fueled> you filthy fucks
[02:49:51] <crutchy> juggs is chewbacca and nc is goldenrod?
[02:50:02] -!- Ethanol-fueled has quit [Client Quit]
[02:50:16] <crutchy> premature evaporation?
[02:50:40] <SpallsHurgenson> that would explain why ncommander's head is on backward
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[02:50:55] <juggs> my word - I look away for 2 minutes and all hell breaks loose
[02:50:59] <Ethanol-fueled> fuck off, you trash shits
[02:51:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay but just since you asked nicely
[02:51:27] <Ethanol-fueled> woodpeckers contrapunctus
[02:51:28] * crutchy looks at the shitstain in e-f's bed...
[02:51:59] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy: FUCK YOU . Annie SHIT HERSELF in my BED
[02:52:05] <Ethanol-fueled> YOU WILL DIE
[02:52:25] <crutchy> i hope so. otherwise i'm gunna get very bored eventually
[02:52:55] <Ethanol-fueled> SOD OFF
[02:53:01] <Ethanol-fueled> BAGHAHAHAH
[02:53:20] <JamesNZ> Are you drunk?
[02:53:27] <Ethanol-fueled> tell those cubnts to FUCK OFF.
[02:53:39] -!- Ethanol-fueled has quit [K-Lined]
[02:53:56] <crutchy> JamesNZ, i think ethanol flows through his veins
[02:54:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> and copious amounts of stupid
[02:54:19] <JamesNZ> crutchy: Yeah...
[02:54:34] <crutchy> heh. that's the more interesting stuff :p
[02:55:29] * juggs has no patience for that kind of crap tonight.
[02:55:47] <crutchy> eth is a contradictory oxymoron
[02:57:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> sleep now. fish to not catch in the mornin.
[02:57:29] <juggs> sleep well
[02:57:43] <crutchy> writes intelligently on SN and (apparently) listens to bach!?
[02:57:58] <juggs> ~shrug~
[02:59:08] <crutchy> he's an interesting fellow
[02:59:46] <juggs> predictable too
[02:59:48] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, cya buddy!
[03:01:34] <crutchy> i didn't expect the bach quartet youtube link that's for sure
[03:01:57] <SpallsHurgenson> NOBODY expects the bach quartet youtube link!
[03:02:34] <crutchy> maybe he just likes watching chicks blowing on wood
[03:02:46] <crutchy> omg did i just say that?
[03:03:20] <JamesNZ> Yep. Recorded for eternity.
[03:03:20] <crutchy> /kick crutchy
[03:18:13] <juggs> is that a request?
[03:18:36] * SpallsHurgenson likes to watch
[03:24:26] <juggs> tis interesting what people reveal on irc :D
[03:24:54] * SpallsHurgenson offers to reveal more
[03:25:02] <crutchy> its the new fb
[03:25:04] * chromas starts the music
[03:25:34] * silverly lights candles
[03:25:50] * SpallsHurgenson is confused
[03:26:29] * chromas awaits SpallsHurgenson revealing more
[03:26:31] * crutchy likes to watch...
[03:26:49] * SpallsHurgenson bears all
[03:27:01] <chromas> hey, hey! Timing, man!
[03:27:12] <crutchy> as long as there's no dick pics its all good
[03:27:21] <chromas> Can't just do it all at once; need the anticipation and tension to build
[03:28:12] <crutchy> http://www.youtube.com
[03:28:13] <NetCraft> ^ 03Surprise Cockfags! - YouTube
[03:32:09] <SpallsHurgenson> <grumble> it's the third millenium; where's my auto-folding laundry?
[03:33:39] <crutchy> laundry? that's sooo yesterday
[03:34:30] <crutchy> "computer... remove dirt"
[03:34:31] <chromas> nudity++
[03:34:31] <Bender> karma - nudity: 1
[03:34:56] <crutchy> computer: "dirt not found in database"
[03:35:11] * chromas remembers digital dirt removal in a movie called The Girl from Tomorrow
[03:35:21] <crutchy> me: maintenance test complete
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[04:12:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FingerShadow is Proposed as Screen Power-Saving Technique - http://sylnt.us - you-just-have-to-hold-it-right
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[04:42:52] <crutchy> ~time chicago
[04:42:59] <crutchy> oops
[04:59:39] * juggs spanks crunchy
[05:00:00] <crutchy> can i ask a favor juggs?
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[05:00:16] <juggs> sup?
[05:00:23] <crutchy> ~bot new dogfart
[05:00:43] -!- dogfart [dogfart!~dogfart@709-27-2-01.cust.aussiebb.net] has joined #Soylent
[05:00:45] <crutchy> can you kill dogfart?
[05:01:06] <crutchy> if it won't knock me off as well that is :p
[05:01:32] <crutchy> im having trouble finding the raw kill syntax on the web :/
[05:02:39] <crutchy> i'm guessing it's something like :killer@host KILL killee :reason
[05:03:09] <crutchy> does that look about right to you?
[05:05:05] <juggs> well yes I could kline ~dogfart@709-27-2-01.cust.aussiebb.net (replacing the ip for the hostmask there) - but it's your bot can't you kill it yourself?
[05:05:43] <crutchy> dunno. i guessed only gods could use kill
[05:06:13] <crutchy> lol i'm not even sure how to use kill command
[05:06:13] <ciri> heh
[05:06:27] <crutchy> /kill dogfart?
[05:06:32] <crutchy> or something like that
[05:07:55] <crutchy> ima not gunna worry about klines
[05:08:23] <crutchy> if anyone gets klined while playing irciv and it messes up something, i can look into it more then :p
[05:09:05] * crutchy is still getting his head around the irc protocols
[05:09:26] <juggs> You lost me. dogfart is spawn of exec right? exec is your puppy - so kill dogfart locally wherever exec is running. I must be missing something.
[05:10:08] <crutchy> its ok. i thought there was a kill cmd (similar to a kick cmd) but there might not be
[05:10:09] <JamesNZ> SAVE THE PUPPIES!
[05:11:04] <crutchy> i'm writing a script to register event handlers for irciv, so when someone gets kicked (for example) the game knows and can can log that player off
[05:12:26] <crutchy> the raw kick syntax is:
[05:12:27] <crutchy> :exec!~exec@709-27-2-01.cust.aussiebb.net KICK #comments Loggie :commanded by crutchy
[05:12:31] <crutchy> for example
[05:12:43] <crutchy> but i was wondering if there was something similar for kline
[05:13:03] <crutchy> or maybe it just results in a quit message
[05:13:47] <juggs> ahh you want me to /kill dogfart for your debug?
[05:13:55] <juggs> sorry I'm in slo mo
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[05:15:36] -!- dogfart has quit [Killed (juggs (crutchy_made_me))]
[05:15:58] <crutchy> :dogfart!~dogfart@709-27-2-01.cust.aussiebb.net QUIT :Killed (juggs (crutchy_made_me))
[05:16:10] <crutchy> kewl
[05:16:22] <crutchy> that's easy then. don't need a separate event handler :D
[05:16:33] <crutchy> thanks juggs
[05:16:36] <crutchy> juggs++
[05:16:36] <Bender> karma - juggs: 22
[05:16:41] <crutchy> ~ps
[05:16:42] <exec> no child processes currently running
[05:17:09] <crutchy> wow it even closed the script
[05:17:46] <juggs> no worries
[05:18:40] <juggs> It's early / late here - I'm in maintenance mode.
[05:18:47] <crutchy> ahah there is a kill cmd sent to the killed client immediately before the quit message
[05:18:48] <crutchy> :juggs!~juggs@Soylent/Staff/IRC/juggs KILL dogfart :crutchy_made_me
[05:18:55] <crutchy> ^^the money line
[05:19:00] <crutchy> thanks buddy :)
[05:21:02] <juggs> I'm glad you're not hostile crutchy.
[05:21:35] <juggs> http://www.stack.nl yes there is a KILL command
[05:21:37] <NetCraft> ^ 03User management commands
[05:22:04] <crutchy> oh awesome
[05:22:13] * crutchy saves that as favorite
[05:22:17] <crutchy> juggs++
[05:22:17] <Bender> karma - juggs: 23
[05:22:19] <crutchy> juggs++
[05:22:19] <Bender> karma - juggs: 24
[05:23:01] <juggs> I only bother with K-Line so far as the only menace has been Eth and a KILL doesn't stop a reconnect.
[05:24:05] <crutchy> cool. i hope nobody thinks of me as hostile, though i'm sure i can be annoying
[05:24:05] <juggs> Eth gets a timeout on the naughty step to sober up lol
[05:24:14] <crutchy> haha
[05:25:08] <juggs> my auto away sure was annoying before I think the feathered one pointed out the annoyance caused
[05:25:45] <crutchy> heh. stuff like that doesn't bother me at all
[05:26:25] <juggs> OK - that was the oper guide... this is the services guide http://atheme.net
[05:26:26] <crutchy> i have learned that its best to keep bots out of #soylent while testing any new features, no matter how seemingly minor :p
[05:27:17] <juggs> of course not modules and commands are available, but it's handy to have the refs around none the less.
[05:27:24] <crutchy> juggs++
[05:27:24] <Bender> karma - juggs: 25
[05:27:26] <juggs> nmot all*
[05:27:34] <juggs> mechh blurgh
[05:29:36] * crutchy would like to eventually figure out how to make a service-mode for exec, but i'm an ircd noob so it aint gunna happen any time soon
[05:32:00] <crutchy> xlefay is the only one that i've seen demonstrate such powahs
[05:38:27] <juggs> aye, I'm learning, but xlefay has this stuff down pat. It would need some careful fu in the ircd.conf to add a block / stanza for exec to be a service level bot.
[05:38:52] <juggs> Not sure why it would be necessary though.
[05:40:01] <crutchy> yeah i wouldn't want it in there anyway. i was mucking around with my local charybdis but i couldn't figure it out
[05:40:01] <chromas> For fun and edumacation
[05:42:17] <crutchy> services have some advantages over clients. sublight (xlefay's bot under development) connected to charybdis as a server, and could introduce services (which can't be kicked or killed) and any number of fake clients
[05:42:30] <crutchy> (like juggler)
[05:42:50] <crutchy> and skynet
[05:43:32] <juggs> services get mainline to the ircd, probably a good reason to go with charybdis and atheme-services as they were coded by the same guy.
[05:44:07] <crutchy> charybdis++
[05:44:07] <Bender> karma - charybdis: 1
[05:45:36] <crutchy> one thing that could be done with a service-mode bot is have a nick for various functions
[05:45:54] <crutchy> but not really needed to
[05:45:56] <juggs> xlefay zapped my mind with his explanation of the services. It was akin to being told the spoon doesn't exist, there is no spoon. You only believe you see services, but they are not there really. I have it saved to a txt somewhere.
[05:46:26] <crutchy> he explained it to me too (i also saved somewhere lol)
[05:46:39] <crutchy> fake clients and such and such
[05:46:51] <crutchy> i sort of understood at the time
[05:47:15] <crutchy> though it must have been frustrating trying to explain it to me :p
[05:47:28] <crutchy> he was so excited about sublight though
[05:47:51] <juggs> LOL _ I saved it to come back to later and I still refer to it when shit gets muddled in my head. I read it - it makes sense again, a month later... not so much
[05:47:51] <ciri> rofl
[05:51:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - LulzSec Leader Ordered Cyber-Attacks against 30 Countries while Working for FBI - http://sylnt.us - What-color-is-your-hat?
[06:03:53] <juggs> crutchy, sublight was his own ircd right?
[06:04:03] <crutchy> yup
[06:05:30] <juggs> brave man. Hope it din't kill him :/
[06:08:17] <crutchy> nah. last i saw of it, he'd already got it to connect to his local charybdis (which i was also connected to at the time) and set the service flag successfully
[06:08:24] <crutchy> he was pwning it
[06:11:41] <juggs> didn't he hack it together in php and was looking to redo it in something more robust? Or am I confusing it with Subentient's thang.
[06:12:05] * juggs no longer knows if he is coming or going :D
[06:12:17] <chromas> Subsentient was Python then C
[06:12:18] <crutchy> i started mucking about here: https://github.com
[06:12:35] <crutchy> but i couldn't figure out how to set up charybdis for services
[06:12:38] <Subsentient> yujgkhkgjhgkgjhgjgjhvjhbvgtfvtugjh
[06:12:59] <crutchy> xlefay mentioned wanting to redo sublight in python
[06:13:00] <chromas> oh yeah, double ping :)
[06:13:03] * juggs pets Subsentient
[06:13:21] <crutchy> for things like twisted
[06:13:39] <crutchy> maybe it was his meds talking :p
[06:13:47] <crutchy> python might be better though
[06:14:13] * crutchy doesn't know python well enough to write it
[06:14:13] <chromas> python has a unit for e'erything
[06:14:31] <chromas> import antigravity
[06:15:28] <crutchy> except they'd prolly call the antigravity package something weird like python-snake-oil-salesman
[06:15:50] <chromas> yeah, some sort of reference to the monty
[06:16:10] <chromas> import bringoutyourdead
[06:16:26] <crutchy> import almsforanexlepper
[06:16:33] <chromas> lol
[06:16:42] <chromas> Not sure why they called serializing 'pickling'
[06:17:05] <crutchy> or why there is a 'y' in why
[06:17:36] <juggs> python-twisted-it's-just-a-rabbit
[06:17:38] <chromas> wh is that, anyhow?
[06:20:53] <juggs> python-twisted-comeback_I'll_bite_your_legs_off
[06:20:59] <crutchy> do you think butter-menthols will sooth a sore nose if i shove one in each nostril?
[06:21:30] <crutchy> python-itsjustafleshwound
[06:22:21] <juggs> try it and let us know how it goes. There is no science with experimentation.
[06:22:43] <chromas> crutchy: but it's important that you try it more than once for confirmation
[06:22:54] <crutchy> the only way to be sure is to nuke the site from orbit
[06:23:16] * crutchy aims target painter at his nose
[06:23:22] <chromas> in fact, try one nostril, then the other—one at a time—so you have a control hole
[06:23:23] * juggs predicts choking or uncomfortable extraction - but prove me wrong
[06:23:38] <crutchy> or multiple orgasms
[06:23:43] <juggs> without*
[06:24:23] <crutchy> <tama> objective c is an ass blower
[06:25:47] <swiss> i will pay 30 bucks to get irssi connectbot on ios
[06:25:55] <swiss> i miss it bad
[06:26:36] <chromas> Can't sideload it
[06:26:36] <crutchy> connectbot?
[06:26:41] * chromas hurrs
[06:26:55] * juggs looks askance
[06:26:57] <chromas> aw, I ruined my own joke
[06:27:07] <chromas> crutchy: a modified edition
[06:27:31] <swiss> irssi connectbot was the best ssh client
[06:27:52] <chromas> do they have regular connectbot?
[06:27:55] * juggs brain melts
[06:27:58] <swiss> eah
[06:28:13] <swiss> different keybinds on that
[06:28:15] <chromas> guess you'll just have to buy a new phone
[06:28:24] <swiss> but stuff like url scan
[06:28:39] <swiss> i am through with android
[06:28:59] <swiss> got fed up, and switched
[06:29:10] * chromas is still hungry for more
[06:29:24] <crutchy> buy one like this: http://www.homeharmonizing.com
[06:29:46] <chromas> need some 1990s baggy pants to store that
[06:30:31] <swiss> i would follow your link if it werent so difficult in this app
[06:30:43] <chromas> there's plasma active, ubuntu and firefox OSs for phones but I think a lot of devices people get it on don't support the cell radio
[06:31:08] <crutchy> or even better: https://www.indiegogo.com
[06:31:09] <chromas> here let me click it and then paste the link: http://www.homeharmonizing.com
[06:31:40] <chromas> quassel++
[06:31:40] <Bender> karma - quassel: 0
[06:31:43] <chromas> quassel++
[06:31:43] <Bender> karma - quassel: 1
[06:32:12] <swiss> give me a phone without java, that makes me happy
[06:32:37] <chromas> that's terrible. everything on the page loads except everything about the project without scripts
[06:32:53] <chromas> isn't that most of the OSs?
[06:33:19] <crutchy> prolly want ubuntu phone
[06:33:28] <chromas> apple, ubuntu, sailfish
[06:33:39] <crutchy> i think theres a port for the s2, s3 etc
[06:33:52] <chromas> windows phone
[06:34:04] * juggs drops a bear
[06:34:41] * crutchy drops his pants
[06:34:43] <chromas> would you like sftp with that? Oh wait, it doesn't support it
[06:38:42] <juggs> am I back in the 90s? Do I get a poop3 mailbox? I think I need a delorean with gull wings.
[06:39:31] <chromas> poop3++
[06:39:31] <Bender> karma - poop3: 1
[06:40:08] * crutchy hides his flares
[06:40:23] <crutchy> and hash cookies
[06:40:33] <chromas> #cookies
[06:41:20] <JamesNZ> fedora++
[06:41:20] <Bender> karma - fedora: 25
[06:44:23] <chromas> it's getting up there
[06:44:28] <chromas> archlinux++ to stay ahead
[06:44:28] <Bender> karma - archlinux: 54
[06:47:12] <crutchy> debian++
[06:47:12] <Bender> karma - debian: 29
[06:47:50] <JamesNZ> fedora++
[06:47:50] <Bender> karma - fedora: 26
[06:48:07] <JamesNZ> qml--
[06:48:07] <Bender> karma - qml: -1
[06:48:33] <chromas> gimp-- for being the only image editor on Linux
[06:48:33] <Bender> karma - gimp: 1
[06:48:50] <chromas> #
[06:49:43] <JamesNZ> What about Krita and Darktable?
[06:50:45] * juggs sends a drone to take out crutchy's flare stash. Hellfire 1 : Flares 0. Several million well spent. Think of the children, there could have been an eye taken out there if a child detonated one of those flares while pointing it at their eye. Best to destroy the entire neighbourhood to be sure.
[06:50:46] <chromas> Krita doesn't count because it's focus became painting and it's slow and has that stupid ms office-style open/new document interface
[06:51:09] <chromas> I thought Darktable was for doing raw files
[06:51:10] <JamesNZ> M'kay.
[06:51:20] <chromas> and/or a text editor
[06:51:29] <JamesNZ> Darktable can handle pretty much anything except for EXR's, IME.
[06:51:45] <chromas> that's weird
[06:51:48] <crutchy> darktable is sorta like adobe lightroom i think
[06:51:55] <JamesNZ> Yeah, it is.
[06:52:01] <chromas> oh, lighttable's the editor
[06:52:07] <chromas> text
[06:52:14] <crutchy> my missus uses lightroom on its own quite a lot
[06:52:14] <JamesNZ> :P
[06:52:18] <crutchy> can do a fair bit with it
[06:52:26] <chromas> need something with brushes and clone tools and stuff
[06:53:00] <JamesNZ> Kinda sad that the GIMP can't handle HDR images yet :|
[06:53:08] <crutchy> yeah i guess gimp has a bit of a monopoly on that in linux
[06:53:51] * juggs clears away the empties. I'll leave the beer pumps on, but I'm off to go horizontal.
[06:54:13] <crutchy> http://www.instructables.com
[06:54:14] <NetCraft> ^ 03HDR photos with the GIMP
[06:54:30] <chromas> gegl development is going at the pace of enlightenment dr17
[06:54:34] <crutchy> cya juggs thanks again for the kill help
[06:54:37] <crutchy> juggs++
[06:54:37] <Bender> karma - juggs: 26
[06:55:02] <chromas> paginated_web_pages--
[06:55:02] <Bender> karma - paginated_web_pages: -1
[06:55:10] <JamesNZ> E17 was completed quite quickly I thought, wasn't it E16 that took ages?
[06:55:28] <JamesNZ> Enlightenment is actually not bad now.
[06:55:50] <chromas> 17 took years. KDE went from 2 to 4 in that time I think
[06:56:11] <crutchy> chromas, http://www.instructables.com
[06:56:13] <NetCraft> ^ 03HDR photos with the GIMP
[06:56:13] <JamesNZ> Ah.
[06:56:15] <chromas> it's on 18 or 19 now and last I tried a few months ago it still crashed a lot
[06:56:46] <chromas> oh neat, thanks crutchy. Now I see the button for that
[06:56:55] <chromas> wikihow does that a lot now too
[06:57:13] <JamesNZ> crutchy: That's just tonemapping, not true HDR editing.
[06:57:38] <crutchy> disclaimer: i have always wanted to get into hdr, but i'm a hdr noob so i dunno about hdr with gimp
[06:57:49] <crutchy> ah
[06:57:58] <chromas> At least gimp finally got resizeable brushes and kind of supports layer groups now
[06:58:04] <crutchy> there's a debian package that deals with hdr
[06:58:08] * crutchy opens synaptic
[06:58:19] <chromas> sudo aptitude install darktable
[06:58:35] <JamesNZ> Blender can do it as well :P
[06:58:40] <chromas> blender++
[06:58:40] <Bender> karma - blender: 5
[06:58:45] <JamesNZ> blender++
[06:58:45] <Bender> karma - blender: 6
[06:59:03] * chromas needs another video card
[06:59:12] <chromas> 1GB isn't enough for anybody
[06:59:21] <JamesNZ> What card is it?
[06:59:28] <crutchy> there's luminance-hdr. not sure if that was it
[06:59:56] <JamesNZ> Yeah, that'll do it as well, though it's more for tonemapping rather than actual editing.
[07:00:13] <chromas> msi something or another with nvidia gtx 650 ti
[07:00:46] <JamesNZ> That's not so bad, at least you can run Cycles on it :)
[07:01:16] <chromas> only small scenes though. plus it's my video card so it has to share the memory
[07:01:38] <chromas> I noticed in the last couple versions of Blender, gpu and pu rendering give me the same output now
[07:01:41] <JamesNZ> Hmm, true.
[07:01:50] <JamesNZ> You mean same render times?
[07:02:03] <chromas> in some earlier version the cpu would give me more sparkles
[07:02:13] <chromas> fireflies I guess they call it
[07:02:43] <JamesNZ> Well that's weird, if they aren't identical given the same settings then that's a bug.
[07:03:09] <chromas> I wondered if it was a difference in processor precision or something. It's fixed though
[07:03:30] * chromas should get back to blending but code is calling too
[07:03:42] <JamesNZ> Heh, what are you coding?
[07:04:28] <chromas> stealing crutchy and xlefay's bucket idea and shoving it into my bot for shenanigans
[07:04:48] <JamesNZ> shenanigans++
[07:04:48] <Bender> karma - shenanigans: 3
[07:04:50] <crutchy> coding++
[07:04:50] <Bender> karma - coding: 1
[07:05:00] <crutchy> buckets are filled by pipes
[07:05:12] <crutchy> pipes++
[07:05:12] <Bender> karma - pipes: 1
[07:05:24] <chromas> I was going to use stringlists but now I'm thinking of re-learning sql and going that route
[07:06:08] <crutchy> buckets are just ipc
[07:06:30] <crutchy> the actual storage medium for buckets in exec is just an array of strings
[07:06:58] <chromas> ah, well then I'll call them something else
[07:07:02] <chromas> Drums or kegs maybe
[07:07:08] <chromas> kegels
[07:08:04] <crutchy> kegses
[07:08:34] <crutchy> can call them buckets
[07:08:50] <crutchy> buckets are gpl2 afterall :p
[07:09:47] * crutchy is very ignorant and lazy when it comes to licensing shit. he just puts # gpl2 at the top of each file
[07:10:21] <chromas> I was doing wtfpl but now that I think about it, I don't know what the lnet sockets unit is; should probably check
[07:11:11] <chromas> sql sounds like work. stringlist_list to the rescue
[07:12:24] <crutchy> i'd prolly make a tbucketarray wrapper class with a tlist field and fill it with tbucket instances
[07:12:33] <crutchy> if exec was delphi/lazarus
[07:13:07] <chromas> I've got a class that holds a list of tStringLists
[07:13:18] <crutchy> ah
[07:13:27] <chromas> though I guess it could have more of itself
[07:13:33] <chromas> bucket-in-bucket action
[07:13:52] <crutchy> serialize/unserialize is my friend
[07:13:53] <chromas> delphi has stringlist right?
[07:13:57] <crutchy> yeah
[07:15:18] <chromas> actually a tree would be awesome
[07:15:33] <crutchy> can use a ttreenode?
[07:17:19] <chromas> I'm sure I've seen some tree classes somewhere but I can't find them in the doc
[07:17:26] <crutchy> in comctrls
[07:17:43] <chromas> oh, I'm not using visual cuntrols
[07:17:57] <chromas> oh but I think it's in a similar place for nonvisual
[07:17:58] <chromas> thanks
[07:18:13] <crutchy> ttreenode isn't visual
[07:18:20] <crutchy> its used by ttreeview though
[07:18:44] <chromas> contnrs
[07:18:59] <chromas> has BucketList, HashList, Queue, Stack etc
[07:19:11] <chromas> maybe I should use them all
[07:19:25] <chromas> each bucket thinger can be one according to its needs
[07:20:13] <crutchy> make an abstract TBucket class with descendent classes for each type, and fill the list with any of them
[07:20:19] <crutchy> polymorphism++
[07:20:19] <Bender> karma - polymorphism: 1
[07:20:24] <chromas> polymorphism++
[07:20:24] <Bender> karma - polymorphism: 2
[07:22:12] <crutchy> that cdb.pas unit that i had posted on github for a while had some funky abstraction
[07:26:07] * chromas uses dwords everywhere for indexes
[07:26:34] <crutchy> i think integer == dword in delphi
[07:26:39] <crutchy> can't remember
[07:26:45] <chromas> dwords are unsigned
[07:26:52] <crutchy> ah
[07:27:24] <chromas> don't want to waste half their potential value just to store one possible error value
[07:27:49] <chromas> not that they'll get used
[07:28:02] <crutchy> integer == longint in delphi
[07:28:11] * crutchy had to look it up
[07:31:53] * chromas wonders if systemd could be turned into an irc client
[07:33:09] <chromas> we also need irc bots written in BlenderPy, Script-Fu and vba
[07:35:31] <JamesNZ> And Lisp!
[07:36:09] <chromas> JamesNZ: s/[s,ce]/th/g
[07:36:09] <SedBot9000> <chromas> <JamesNZ> And Lithp!
[07:36:48] <chromas> any lisp users? Get to it!
[07:37:45] <JamesNZ> :P
[07:38:22] <JamesNZ> It's on my learn list (after moar math + C++ + rendering).
[07:39:57] <crutchy> !todo
[07:39:57] <Bender> todo for crutchy: 1) IRCiv 2) irc voting script 3) user tracking script 4) make freepascal version of sn log parser 5) ~nokill feature 6) meeting script 7) logging script 8) add more ~define sources
[07:40:06] <crutchy> !done 3
[07:40:06] <Bender> 1 item deleted
[07:40:20] <JamesNZ> User tracking?
[07:40:32] <JamesNZ> Like, across channels?
[07:40:55] <chromas> getting into your computer and watching you like ceiling cat
[07:40:55] <crutchy> mainly for script access, but yeah
[07:41:11] <crutchy> ~users data JamesNZ
[07:41:12] <JamesNZ> Ah.
[07:41:12] <exec> channels: #soylent
[07:41:16] <crutchy> lol
[07:41:59] <crutchy> ~users account JamesNZ
[07:42:01] <exec> account for jamesnz: jamesnz
[07:42:06] <crutchy> ~users data JamesNZ
[07:42:06] <JamesNZ> Speaking of tracking, this looks like a good course: https://www.coursera.org
[07:42:07] <NetCraft> ^ 03Coursera.org
[07:42:08] <exec> channels: #soylent #derp
[07:42:08] <exec> account: jamesnz
[07:42:19] <JamesNZ> That's more like it :)
[07:42:49] <chromas> ~users data tama
[07:42:50] <exec> channels: #
[07:42:53] <crutchy> that alias calls the same functions that scripts can call. that's the main purpose
[07:43:46] <JamesNZ> Ah.
[07:44:42] <crutchy> so if i wanna make a script that only user identified with nickserv as JamesNZ can run, the script can call users_get_account($nick) and it will do a whois, wait a couple of seconds and return the account name
[07:45:30] <crutchy> and get channels, or list of nicks in a channel, etc
[07:45:45] <JamesNZ> Nice :)
[07:46:01] <crutchy> from outside the bot process :)
[07:55:14] <crutchy> http://www.itnews.com.au
[07:55:31] <crutchy> ~submit http://www.itnews.com.au
[07:55:46] <chromas> aspx? For shame!
[07:56:09] <crutchy> chromas, s/s/ss/
[07:56:09] <SedBot9000> <crutchy> <chromas> asspx? For shame!
[07:57:33] <crutchy> ah now i remember. cardinal is delphi's generic unsigned int type
[07:58:49] <chromas> you can specify ranges too
[07:59:01] <chromas> 0..56
[07:59:46] <crutchy> only thing i really (really) like in php that isn't in pascal is switch ($stringvar)
[08:00:32] <chromas> can do case on strings in fpc
[08:00:47] <crutchy> really!?
[08:00:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Marriott Ordered to Pay $600k for Blocking Personal Wi-Fi Hotspots - http://sylnt.us - Thou-shalt-not-jam!
[08:00:57] <crutchy> saweet
[08:02:29] <chromas> lol, I just did a test to be sure even though NetCraft uses it for /commands
[08:02:56] <crutchy> :p
[08:03:04] <chromas> the strings you check against it have to be constants though
[08:03:17] <crutchy> i forget how my stupid bot works
[08:03:25] <crutchy> that's ok
[08:03:33] <crutchy> that's how i use it in php too
[08:03:48] <chromas> come to the dark side, crutchy!
[08:03:57] <chromas> s/to/on/
[08:03:57] <SedBot9000> <chromas> come on the dark side, crutchy!
[08:04:01] <chromas> s/to/in/
[08:04:01] <SedBot9000> <chromas> come in the dark side, crutchy!
[08:04:13] <crutchy> fpc isn't the dark side. it's the awesome side!
[08:04:26] <chromas> but lazarus is
[08:04:41] <crutchy> lazarus is the lazy awesome side :p
[08:05:03] <chromas> they've got support for a couple other widget sets but it doesn't seem to build for me
[08:05:46] <chromas> ones called customdraw, FpGui and NoGui
[08:06:00] <crutchy> sudo apt-get install lazarus :D
[08:06:04] <chromas> they don't bother to be delphi-like
[08:06:41] <crutchy> debian++ # the swiss-army-knife of OSes
[08:06:41] <Bender> karma - debian: 30
[08:08:10] <chromas> debian++ # does dallas
[08:08:10] <Bender> karma - debian: 31
[08:21:12] -!- idetuxs [idetuxs!~idetuxs@534-545-403-965.prima.net.ar] has joined #Soylent
[08:23:16] <idetuxs> Hi! o/
[08:23:53] <crutchy> hey
[08:25:01] <idetuxs> how are you crutchy ?
[08:25:01] <ciri> how how brown cow
[08:28:24] <crutchy> not bad. u?
[08:33:57] <idetuxs> pretty bad, but used to
[08:34:01] <idetuxs> xD
[08:36:13] <crutchy> pretty bad? how come?
[08:38:42] <idetuxs> I don't have a job
[08:38:56] <idetuxs> and I still have a lot to learn till I could get one
[08:39:49] <idetuxs> you see
[08:39:57] <idetuxs> I need money to buy bombs
[08:45:01] <crutchy> sorry. its the crazy hour in my house atm :p
[08:45:06] <crutchy> bombs eh
[08:45:17] <crutchy> sherbet bombs?
[08:46:30] -!- JamesNZ has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
[08:47:21] <idetuxs> no, like real bombs
[08:47:40] <crutchy> like blowy-uppy ones?
[08:47:46] <idetuxs> explosive ones
[08:47:54] <idetuxs> Yes! that ones!
[08:47:58] <idetuxs> ^^
[08:48:03] <crutchy> what you need those for?
[08:48:11] <crutchy> lol blowing shit up i guess
[08:48:12] <ciri> HEHEHEHE
[08:48:17] <idetuxs> you know, to blow up .. stuff
[08:48:20] <idetuxs> hahahaha
[08:48:40] <idetuxs> a plane, may be, who knows
[08:48:52] <idetuxs> wink wink
[08:49:11] <crutchy> better be careful with that kinda talk. we have _NSAKEY here
[08:49:17] <idetuxs> :o
[08:49:22] <idetuxs> (totally teasing them)
[08:50:07] * crutchy wouldn't be at all if they had this irc bugged
[08:50:13] <crutchy> lol
[08:50:16] <crutchy> *surprised
[08:50:34] <crutchy> they listening to everything else
[08:50:40] <idetuxs> I rememberd two stories I read about two kids that made jokes like that and just for that got in kail :(
[08:50:51] <idetuxs> *jail
[08:51:10] <idetuxs> probably, but meh
[08:51:15] <crutchy> yeah. i thought australia wasn't as bad but we're getting our own patriot act atm :(
[08:51:55] <idetuxs> we've got our Anti-Terrorism law. LOL and we don't have 'terrorism' here
[08:52:02] <idetuxs> hahahaha sick
[08:52:17] <crutchy> the whole world is batshit crazy lately
[08:52:50] <crutchy> that's why i don't pay that much attention to the mainstream media
[08:53:04] <crutchy> and i don't watch tv
[08:53:14] <idetuxs> oh, tv is shiat
[08:53:20] <idetuxs> the stupid box
[08:53:32] <crutchy> about the job thing though, that sucks
[08:53:45] <crutchy> are you studying?
[08:54:07] <crutchy> you might have already told me before today but my brain is fart
[08:54:22] <idetuxs> yeah, I am
[08:54:26] <idetuxs> Computer Science
[08:54:31] <crutchy> i had no job when i studied
[08:54:45] <crutchy> looked for something part time/casual, but its hard
[08:55:05] <crutchy> i was very lucky i had support from my folks
[08:55:05] <idetuxs> at what age did you finish your degree?
[08:55:10] <crutchy> umm
[08:55:14] <idetuxs> yeah. that's awesome. me too
[08:55:26] <crutchy> maybe 23 ish
[08:55:30] <crutchy> lol not sure exactly
[08:55:36] <crutchy> i graduated in 20004
[08:55:42] <crutchy> err 2004
[08:56:29] <crutchy> maybe i was 22
[08:56:37] <idetuxs> I think i'll be when I'm 24. That's baad then
[08:56:51] <crutchy> that's ok. still very young
[08:57:13] <crutchy> retirement is a loooooong way off
[08:57:29] <idetuxs> 5 years it's suppossed to be
[08:57:39] <crutchy> i spent 5 years at uni
[08:57:48] <crutchy> but a lot of people spend longer
[08:57:56] <idetuxs> uff, I'll retire when I'm 35 I guess (lol..?)
[08:57:57] <crutchy> some people spend a decade or more
[08:58:17] <crutchy> oh wow i wish i could retire at 35
[08:59:25] <idetuxs> the thing is, I think about suiciding when I'm 37 or so
[08:59:29] <idetuxs> may be less
[08:59:42] <idetuxs> 35 if didn't reach retirement
[08:59:42] <crutchy> that's not good dude
[08:59:53] <idetuxs> It's a concept
[09:00:11] <crutchy> though tbh i have been there
[09:00:19] <crutchy> having kids prolly saved my life
[09:00:29] <crutchy> they are my world now
[09:00:35] <idetuxs> Oh, sorry, I'm used to talk nonsense and about things I'm not realy gonna do
[09:00:45] <crutchy> lol ah that's good then
[09:00:50] <idetuxs> hahahah
[09:00:55] <crutchy> had me worried there
[09:01:42] <idetuxs> but the concept is cool I guess. Like when people know is going to die, and THEN live their life plently
[09:01:48] <crutchy> here i was thinking... hmmm better not mention the ol' 'i like trains' thing
[09:01:48] <exec> http://www.youtube.com
[09:02:08] <idetuxs> i like trains?
[09:02:08] <exec> http://www.youtube.com
[09:02:33] <idetuxs> hahahaha
[09:02:35] <idetuxs> cool
[09:02:49] <crutchy> this place is full of stupid stuff :p
[09:02:55] <crutchy> coffee++
[09:02:55] <Bender> karma - coffee: 906
[09:03:06] <idetuxs> why?
[09:03:18] <idetuxs> hey your kids are old?
[09:03:19] <crutchy> why is it full of stupid stuff?
[09:03:32] <crutchy> nah they're primary school age
[09:03:34] <idetuxs> no, why you think they are stupid
[09:04:09] <idetuxs> ha, that's great :)
[09:04:28] <idetuxs> I don't like kids though :P probably will like them in the future I guess
[09:05:07] <crutchy> they're stupid in that they serve no real purpose other than idle entertainment for a folks with a bent sense of humor :p
[09:06:10] <crutchy> i thought i would never get married. when i met my wife all my previous ideas, dreams, plans etc just went flying out the window
[09:07:00] <crutchy> love is funny like that
[09:08:00] <idetuxs> amazing
[09:08:08] <idetuxs> like in love movies?
[09:08:42] <idetuxs> I don't know any girl I could love. May be I can't love! :D
[09:10:57] <idetuxs> :/
[09:11:35] <chromas> Your life is most likely to be completely different in 10 years. Your perspective will change and you'll know other people
[09:14:00] <idetuxs> Cool, Hi chromas !
[09:14:11] <chromas> Hi idetuxs
[09:14:13] <idetuxs> may be. But for good or bad?
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[09:14:25] <idetuxs> how are you chromas
[09:15:31] <chromas> Depends on what you do between now and then. It's a lot of time and you'll have plenty of decisions to make. Right now, you probably can't even imagine how you'll feel about life then
[09:15:48] <chromas> Not too bad. Should be asleep but I'm dicking around in irc :)
[09:16:12] <idetuxs> hahaha I've been there
[09:16:18] <idetuxs> yeah, that's true
[09:27:50] <crutchy> irc is a virus that has infected us all :p
[09:28:04] <crutchy> w32/irc
[09:31:31] <idetuxs> lots of friends don't know what irc is :| . weirdos
[09:32:31] <idetuxs> Sir duke - Steve Wonder. To cheer your day
[09:34:14] <chromas> http://www.youtube.com ?
[09:34:14] <NetCraft> ^ 03Stevie Wonder - Sir Duke - YouTube
[09:34:51] * NetCraft confirms it: baysplosions are cool!
[09:34:52] <exec> http://www.youtube.com
[09:35:10] <idetuxs> Yees!
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[10:20:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Mac OS X Botnet Discovered, Coordinates through Reddit - http://sylnt.us - back-door-of-the-internet
[10:21:29] <crutchy> Bender, s/of/bandit-of/
[10:21:29] <SedBot9000> <crutchy> <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Mac OS X Botnet Discovered, Coordinates through Reddit - http://sylnt.us - back-door-bandit-of-the-internet
[10:42:00] * SirFinkus just hit an owl with his car
[10:42:17] <SirFinkus> that shit doesn't happen every day
[10:45:06] <chromas> Did he get up and say "Who! Who! Who was that?"?
[10:45:50] <SirFinkus> naw, it kind of flew off into the woods
[10:46:08] <SirFinkus> idk, should I call someone maybe?
[10:46:54] <chromas> No! Tell nobody! You know if he finds out who who who you are then he's just going to sue you
[10:47:19] <chromas> mental anguish
[10:48:13] <SirFinkus> probably for the best, the incentive structure for reporting shit like this is messed up
[10:48:32] <SirFinkus> "that was a spotted owl, $1k fine please"
[10:48:39] <SirFinkus> something like that
[10:48:54] <chromas> One thing you could do is find another animal to blame
[10:49:07] <chromas> set it up to look like a murder/suicide
[10:49:23] <SirFinkus> yeah, the owl was probably suicidal
[10:49:33] <SirFinkus> like those guys who throw themselves in front of trains
[10:49:43] <crutchy> my wife hit a wombat last night
[10:50:00] <crutchy> luckily the wombat came off second best
[10:50:22] <crutchy> i mean 'yeah but you should have seen the other guy'
[10:50:53] <crutchy> they're like tanks with fur
[10:50:56] <SirFinkus> wtf is a wombat anyway?
[10:51:06] <SirFinkus> like a possum thing?
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[10:51:17] <crutchy> ~define wombat
[10:51:18] <exec> [soylent] wombat: rock that grunts
[10:51:24] <crutchy> yeah that lol
[10:51:50] <SirFinkus> if possums were jews, I'd be hitler
[10:52:44] <SirFinkus> but owls are neat, I'm kind of sad
[10:52:50] <chromas> do you have a gas chamber?
[10:53:02] <crutchy> my daughter would be devastated. she loves owls
[10:53:21] <SirFinkus> no, but when I fart in bed sometimes I pull the covers over my head and smell
[10:54:05] <crutchy> i think that's some kind of kitchen appliance manufactured in the netherlands
[10:54:07] <chromas> Ah, the vlassic dutch oven
[10:54:16] <chromas> without the pickles
[10:54:38] <SirFinkus> I guess it goes to show, if you're an owl, it pays to have your head on a swivel
[10:54:55] <SirFinkus> get it? because owls can turn their heads really far
[10:55:00] <chromas> What was he doing down there, anyhow? Slummin' it?
[10:55:16] <SirFinkus> fuck knows
[10:55:36] <SirFinkus> he was on the side of the road, and swooped down into my windshield out of nowhere
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[10:55:55] <SirFinkus> maybe it thought my car was a rat
[11:35:30] <ar> 080526 | @ NerdRPG | arachnist did 'emerge -u world' in their gentoo system. This terrible calamity has slowed them 1 day, 12:27:34 from level 64.
[11:35:37] <ar> why is that a calamity?
[11:35:59] <ar> also, it should be -uDNv --with-bdeps=y --complete-graph=y world
[11:36:16] <crutchy> coffee++
[11:36:16] <Bender> karma - coffee: 907
[11:36:29] <ar> otherwise emerge is too stupid to pick up all the dependencies
[11:50:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:50:41] <Bender> karma - coffee: 908
[11:52:39] <crutchy> coffee++
[11:52:39] <Bender> karma - coffee: 909
[11:52:44] <crutchy> mornin'
[11:54:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> evenin. appears either my alarm or my ears failed me this am
[11:55:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh well, some late start fishing is still fishing
[12:08:08] <idetuxs> evenin TheMightyBuzzard
[12:08:39] * idetuxs 'll be back
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[12:50:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - If the World Started Over, Would Life Evolve the Same Way ? - http://sylnt.us - theoretical-zymurgy
[13:39:16] <paulej72> coffee++
[13:39:16] <Bender> karma - coffee: 910
[13:40:16] <ar> coffee--
[13:40:17] <Bender> karma - coffee: 909
[14:41:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - If the World Started Over, Would Life Evolve the Same Way? - http://sylnt.us - theoretical-zymurgy
[14:52:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google's Driverless Cars Swapped License Plates - http://sylnt.us - I-bet-there's-a-search-for-that
[15:42:52] <Konomi> when you start using a lot of bookmarks in firefox
[15:42:55] <Konomi> things get interesting
[15:43:41] <Konomi> like the pop out on one bunch of sub menus starts floating away from it's base menu
[16:18:53] <Konomi> 16M firefox-backup.2014.02.25.tar.xz
[16:18:53] <Konomi> 4.9M firefox-backup.2014.10.05.tar.xz
[16:19:00] <Konomi> not sure where that reduction came from
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[17:01:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Wind Turbines Kill Birds and Bats - http://sylnt.us - answer-is-blowin'-in-the-wind?
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[18:06:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[18:06:06] <Bender> karma - coffee: 910
[18:10:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Downtown Project Suicides Shock High Tech Community - http://sylnt.us - Need-help?-In-the-U.S.,-call-1-800-273-8255
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[21:53:31] <chromas> salsa++
[21:53:31] <Bender> karma - salsa: 6
[22:03:19] <crutchy> coffee++
[22:03:19] <Bender> karma - coffee: 911
[22:03:39] <chromas> aha!
[22:03:57] <chromas> crutchy was responsible for 911
[22:04:07] <crutchy> shit its been pretty quiet in ere
[22:04:08] <ciri> shit? where is it? so noone steps in it!!!
[22:04:25] <crutchy> !grope ciri
[22:04:31] <chromas> Yeah, I think most of us 'murkins are in church
[22:05:11] <crutchy> prayin for forgiveness for voting at all
[22:05:52] <chromas> "Our father in heaven, please forgive this fart"
[22:06:02] <crutchy> whatcha been up to?
[22:06:31] <crutchy> have you hacked exec's new operator permissions yet?
[22:06:50] <chromas> Trying to clean up my browser tabs but I keep finding more stuff to look at. Thinking of submitting an article but I hate writing summaries
[22:07:05] <chromas> Oooh
[22:07:14] <crutchy> summaries--
[22:07:14] <Bender> karma - summaries: -1
[22:07:19] <chromas> Maybe if you haven't patched your bash then I could bash exec
[22:07:41] <crutchy> its like going back to high school
[22:08:05] <crutchy> prolly havent actualleh
[22:08:13] <chromas> well the article's already there; why not just read it?
[22:08:18] <chromas> How's the coffee++?
[22:08:36] <paulej72> yes it is quite here
[22:09:03] <chromas> I noticed the articles are slower too
[22:09:12] <crutchy> maybe just submit the url. thats a pretty concise summary
[22:09:14] <chromas> makes sense, if comments are down on the weekend
[22:10:10] <crutchy> comments seem to be flowin in thick n fast
[22:10:58] <crutchy> 12 in last half hr
[22:11:17] <crutchy> did i count that right chromas?
[22:11:24] <paulej72> pizza++
[22:11:24] <Bender> karma - pizza: 13
[22:11:32] <crutchy> fekkin hard to count stuff
[22:11:49] <paulej72> 1 3 2 5 8 11 4 7
[22:11:57] <paulej72> was that right
[22:12:09] <chromas> could have exec give a count each time it updates
[22:12:29] <chromas> maybe a few stats in the END FEED line
[22:12:35] <crutchy> chromas++
[22:12:35] <Bender> karma - chromas: 42
[22:12:55] <crutchy> one bonafied pedigree sum total coming right up..
[22:14:19] <chromas> /a/er/
[22:14:31] <paulej72> i made a pizza when i first moved inot my new place. I almost burned it because the over runs about 70F too hot. Today I checked it with my digitial meat thermoeter
[22:14:56] <chromas> Can you adjust the thermostat?
[22:15:07] <paulej72> not that I can tell
[22:15:20] <chromas> or just cook it for less time
[22:15:21] <paulej72> it a really cheap aparment model
[22:15:29] <chromas> crispy_crust++
[22:15:29] <Bender> karma - crispy_crust: 1
[22:16:30] <chromas> what kind of pizza?
[22:16:47] <paulej72> sometimes the knobs have an adjustment, but not this one. I’ll need to look to see if there is on on the insdie. I think I can get to it becase this is one of thoes that has the top that opens for easy cleaning
[22:16:48] <crutchy> should appear at bottom of next feed
[22:16:53] <paulej72> digorno
[22:17:13] <paulej72> supreme
[22:17:23] <paulej72> must have meat
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[22:17:45] <paulej72> well you don’t see that too often
[22:18:02] <crutchy> one of our illustrious leaders is on the wiki, and the other just karked it
[22:18:19] <crutchy> *another
[22:18:42] <crutchy> hmm maybe *carked
[22:19:00] <crutchy> damn plellinj
[22:20:20] <paulej72> crapppppappappdspspasp
[22:21:08] <crutchy> luckily chromas is keepin the parté alive in the batcave
[22:29:16] <NetCraft> Can anyone confirm if BSD is dying?
[22:30:13] <paulej72> NetCraft: that is your job :)
[22:31:19] <NetCraft> I'm outsourcing
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[22:56:03] <crutchy> ~gday Subsentient
[22:56:04] <exec> * crutchy unjustifiably throws a socket of ciri poo at Subsentient
[22:56:22] <crutchy> oh. stupidbot is here
[22:57:12] <Subsentient> derp
[22:57:30] <crutchy> i thought ncommander would be using the sn thinger
[22:57:46] <crutchy> whatsamacallit
[22:58:14] <crutchy> bouncer
[23:15:44] <crutchy> we need a new poll
[23:16:01] <crutchy> actually we need a new poll a bit more often
[23:16:17] <crutchy> polls are fun, but not when they start stinking of old feet'
[23:17:34] <chromas> New poll: How often should we have new polls?
[23:17:45] <pbnjoe> ^
[23:21:10] <crutchy> yeah why not :)
[23:21:50] <crutchy> might turn out that more people want less polls (though can't imagine why)
[23:30:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - UK Prime Minister Cameron Says Brits should be Taught Imperial Measures - http://sylnt.us - rods-to-the-furlong
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[23:53:22] <chromas> Here's a book to review: http://www.questionsleep.com
[23:53:24] <NetCraft> ^ 03The Collected Works of Fillerbunny out this week! | QUESTION SLEEP
[23:56:05] <crutchy> "With a foreword by a filthy man on a toilet, this collection words words Fillerbunny sandwich proton dongle?"
[23:56:09] <crutchy> ^classic
[23:57:30] <chromas> words words words