#Soylent | Logs for 2014-09-14

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[00:00:10] <crutchy> i know you get them too :D
[00:01:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> too much effort most days. i usually go for the "i didn't break anything" relief
[00:01:35] <crutchy> when you squash an annoying bug and you just wanna jump out of your chair and fuck a bunch of air molecules
[00:01:40] <crutchy> hmm
[00:01:58] <crutchy> ~define-add phooshing, when you squash an annoying bug and you just wanna jump out of your chair and fuck a bunch of air molecules
[00:01:58] <exec> definition for term "phooshing" set to "when you squash an annoying bug and you just wanna jump out of your chair and fuck a bunch of air molecules"
[00:02:24] <crutchy> hmm
[00:02:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> slash is a wily opponent, most of your victories are incremental.
[00:03:03] <crutchy> ~define-add phooshing, trying to squash an annoying bug so that get that feeling when you wanna jump out of your chair and fuck a bunch of air molecules
[00:03:04] <exec> definition for term "phooshing" set to "trying to squash an annoying bug so that get that feeling when you wanna jump out of your chair and fuck a bunch of air molecules"
[00:03:31] <crutchy> yeah slash looks hard
[00:03:53] <crutchy> when i was looking into it i was kinda thinking of just focusing on a part of it
[00:04:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> not especially hard but BIG and kinda sipder-webby
[00:06:13] <chromas> maybe replace the site with the source code for Halloween
[00:06:59] <crutchy> maybe introduce an 'adopt-a-slash' program, where a dev looks after a slash file (such as comments.pl) and learns and documents all the links and dependencies, so that if someone wants to change something, the individual devs can pipe up and say "hey that change will do this to my file so fuck off" or whatever
[00:07:43] <chromas> Soylent Summer of Code
[00:08:02] <crutchy> prolly not 'fuck off' but instead of one person trying to implement a change in a bunch of files, the guy that knows a file back-to-front can implement it in their file
[00:08:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> ... every value of "a dev" == me right now unless pj is done moving.
[00:08:49] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: is it just like fix a car that perpetually needs work?
[00:08:56] <chromas> +ing
[00:09:00] <crutchy> nc is job-free now so he should be able to cause all sorts of mischief'
[00:09:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> he's movin out of the coding and into the admin for the now.
[00:09:22] <chromas> yeah but what will become of the distro?
[00:09:35] <chromas> Everyone'll switch back to Debian now
[00:09:43] <crutchy> good idea
[00:09:46] <crutchy> debian++
[00:09:46] <Bender> karma - debian: 21
[00:10:12] <chromas> Everyone should switch to Arch; it puts balls on your chin
[00:10:16] <chromas> Oh! I mean, uh
[00:10:17] <crutchy> nc has become an executive executor of executiony execububbles
[00:10:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> wouldn't surprise me if he still plays with trying to port us to apache2 but don't look for bug fixes n new features from him unless he changes his mind.
[00:10:28] <crutchy> lmao
[00:10:32] <crutchy> chin_balls++
[00:10:32] <Bender> karma - chin_balls: 1
[00:11:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - In Quest for More Capital, RadioShack Warns of Bankruptcy - http://sylnt.us - still-fighting
[00:11:26] <crutchy> maybe we (meaning someone else :p) should port SN to nginx
[00:11:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> been suggested and even pointed how how it might be accomplished.
[00:12:10] <chromas> port pipecode to perl
[00:12:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, i kill you in the face
[00:12:23] <crutchy> i guess if you can untangle apache 1.3 from slash's butthole (or the other way around) you can prolly run it on anything
[00:12:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, yep. mostly it's one or two files.
[00:12:52] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: port slash to php?
[00:13:06] <crutchy> chromas++ lol
[00:13:06] <Bender> karma - chromas: 31
[00:13:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, crutchy, get on that.
[00:13:37] <crutchy> then you prolly would have trouble keeping me out of it :p
[00:14:06] <chromas> Yeah, can't get much help when the language is something nobody uses
[00:14:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> seriously though, mod_perl precompiling all the code it can so it doesn't have to be done every single time it's called saves us a BUNCH of processing power that nginx could never make up for.
[00:14:17] <chromas> port to cobol
[00:14:54] <crutchy> you can compile php now too, so in the end to the web server they might not work much differently from each other
[00:15:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> shurg, no idea.
[00:15:44] <crutchy> in the planning stages of changing to nginx and hhvm for my work app
[00:16:14] <crutchy> http://hhvm.com
[00:17:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'll be happy with apache2 and mod_perl2
[00:17:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> if /. can do it, so can we.
[00:17:27] <chromas> he's got a mesh coming out of his hand! Kill hi—I mean kill it!
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[00:34:14] <juggs> .op
[00:34:14] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o juggs] by juggler
[00:34:17] <Ethanol-fueled> Gonna idle in a bit, lady friend coming over.
[00:34:26] <Ethanol-fueled> hahah jugs has his banhammer ready
[00:34:37] <Ethanol-fueled> he brandished it the second I came in.
[00:35:10] <Ethanol-fueled> I'll be idle for awhile, gonna have some sex and then go out to dinner.
[00:35:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> lol
[00:35:36] <ciri> hahaha
[00:36:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> he prolly scripted it to op him when you entered. save time.
[00:36:30] <juggs> Saturday night Ethanol-fueled - you know how it goes, you know how you usually go.
[00:37:32] <crutchy> trollin... fuckin... :D
[00:37:49] <crutchy> hopefully no shitstains
[00:38:30] <juggs> if I had thought about it, I'd have not bothered opping in here as I end up klining you so chanops is irrelevant.
[00:38:33] <juggs> .deops
[00:38:34] <crutchy> wow sex and then dinner... sounds way more efficient and much less stressful
[00:38:40] <juggs> .deop
[00:38:40] -!- mode/#Soylent [-o juggs] by juggler
[00:39:08] <juggs> sex stirs a good appetite
[00:39:42] <Ethanol-fueled> Sure does.
[00:39:55] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm going to keep my door and window open so the neighborhood can hear
[00:40:13] * crutchy has done that before... by accident though :p
[00:41:01] <crutchy> luckily was in a neighborhood where such things are prolly the norm anyway
[00:41:08] <juggs> classy
[00:41:28] <juggs> set up a PA as well
[00:41:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> class oozes from their every orifice
[00:42:12] <juggs> something does.... not sure it is class though
[00:42:21] <crutchy> coffee++ and not the instant shit
[00:42:22] <Bender> karma - coffee: 781
[00:42:26] <juggs> mebbe an infection
[00:43:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> penicillin++
[00:43:16] <Bender> karma - penicillin: 1
[00:44:47] <crutchy> got one of these: http://www.k-fee-system.com
[00:44:48] <monopoly> ^ 03583 | K-fee System GmbH
[00:44:51] <juggs> are there any bugs left that are not resistant to penicillin?
[00:44:53] <crutchy> works awesome
[00:45:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> plenty
[00:45:01] <crutchy> slash bugs?
[00:45:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> wtf, crutchy, that's like half a cup of coffee
[00:45:42] <crutchy> can take the bottom bit out
[00:45:49] <crutchy> i just put a normal mug in
[00:46:05] <juggs> slash bugs are resilient to penicillin but not TheEbilBuzzard.
[00:46:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> a normal mug is half a cup of coffee to me
[00:46:31] <crutchy> /etc/init.d/penicillin start
[00:46:59] <chromas> stuff in /etc is executable?
[00:47:05] <chromas> tsk tsk
[00:47:08] <crutchy> i can fit a tall mug too but i need a tablespoon to reach the bottom to stir in the sugga
[00:47:45] <chromas> put the sugga in first
[00:48:10] <crutchy> then i would def need a tablespoon to stir it off the bottom
[00:48:29] <chromas> shouldn't it get mixed in when the juice first hits it?
[00:48:39] <crutchy> ideally
[00:48:42] <chromas> hack it to squirt the coffe in
[00:48:46] <crutchy> lol
[00:48:50] <chromas> MS Zune coffee
[00:48:59] <chromas> Where's Tim Allen?
[00:49:51] <crutchy> http://www.youtube.com
[00:49:52] <monopoly> ^ 03#MMM3000 - Robotic Arm MK II Prototype - YouTube
[00:50:03] <crutchy> MS Zune robot arm
[00:50:52] <chromas> makes sense. Their web stuff's always been optimal for pr0n-related activities
[00:52:13] <crutchy> ooh we now have "frequent contributors"
[00:52:18] <crutchy> "Frequent contributor gewg_ writes"
[00:53:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> think he's #1 or #2 on our contributors list.
[00:54:31] <crutchy> cool
[00:54:46] <crutchy> he's a fairly frequent commenter too
[00:54:51] <crutchy> gewg_++
[00:54:51] <Bender> karma - gewg_: 1
[00:55:21] <crutchy> even though i don't necessarily agree with what he says in comments
[00:56:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, me n him was havin a flamewar earlier
[00:56:11] <crutchy> i don't have enough time to troll SN as much as i troll here.. i would need 48 hours in a day :p
[00:56:28] <crutchy> he seems like a lib maybe
[00:56:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> MAYBE?!
[00:56:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> dude is off the deep end
[00:56:49] <crutchy> not that neocons are any better
[00:57:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> give him a pair of hemp sandals and he'd try to smoke em
[00:57:15] <crutchy> lol
[00:57:16] <ciri> heh
[00:58:15] <crutchy> some lib principles aren't that bad. they just seem to be economically retarded
[00:58:43] <Ethanol-fueled> Ahhh, that was nice.
[00:58:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly read everything chomsky ever wrote and has a signed copy of Todays Empires Are Tomorrow's Ashes
[00:59:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> first one to finish wins, eh?
[00:59:13] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, the problem with libs is that they want to take care of people who don't deserve to be taken care of.
[00:59:22] <crutchy> republicons are economically retarded too. instead of welfare they wanna bury the USA in defense spending for their lobbyist buddies
[00:59:27] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled, true
[00:59:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, the problem is they want ME to take care of people i don't give a fuck about.
[00:59:53] <crutchy> i don't mind looking after people, but just not at federal level
[00:59:55] <chromas> :\ even ii has flood resistance
[01:00:25] <crutchy> libs wanna kill the taxpayer for the sake of the homeless
[01:00:52] <crutchy> repubs wanna kill anything that breathes
[01:00:58] <crutchy> they're both evil
[01:01:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> i wanna kill all the lawyers
[01:01:12] <crutchy> independents++
[01:01:12] <Bender> karma - independents: 1
[01:01:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> should cover most of the politicians too
[01:01:49] <crutchy> even rand paul is being infected by neoconitis
[01:02:10] <crutchy> i bet his dad is pissed off
[01:02:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, the pauls have lost their itty bitty minds too. they want things that simply can not be done.
[01:03:04] <crutchy> i like their views on economy... stop overspending
[01:03:16] <crutchy> they seem to be rare in US politics
[01:03:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya. ditto. they got too much crazy mixed in with their common sense though.
[01:03:43] <crutchy> which cazy?
[01:03:48] <crutchy> outta curiosity
[01:03:54] <crutchy> *crazy
[01:04:31] <crutchy> if you thinking of the shutting down departments, the media has overblown that stuff
[01:04:34] * juggs just chuckles
[01:04:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> honestly don't remember. was reading along on some of the stuff ron was saying one day and hit a spot where i said holy shit and just wrote him off for good.
[01:04:46] <crutchy> he wouldn't have done that straight away (he couldn't anyway)
[01:05:26] <crutchy> a lot of media have misrepresented what he says. best to watch videos of him doing the talking himself
[01:05:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> was reading a transcript. hate videos.
[01:06:12] <chromas> We should shut down the VA and other medical departments. The new national healthcare system will be "give 'em a gun and send 'em off to a brown country"
[01:06:53] <crutchy> he likes the gold standard, which a lot of people think is crazy, but he's never said that we should go on one as part of a policy platform. he just wants to allow competition with the dollar (could be anything... gold, silver, gumboots, etc)
[01:06:59] <chromas> "But I can't breath!" "Well then good, new! You won't have to!"
[01:08:10] <juggs> Churchill tried reverting to the gold standard for the GBP in the 1920s... didn't work so well really
[01:08:19] <crutchy> a lot of people are scared of the prospect of bringing troops home and closing bases too, but they've been brainwashed into thinking that makes them safe, when infact the opposite is true
[01:08:38] <crutchy> juggs, i don't think there is enough gold for a gold standard
[01:08:46] <crutchy> too much money in circulation
[01:08:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> it wouldn't. would basically mean anything made in america instantly became insanely expensive and outsourcing just got wicked cheap.
[01:09:09] <chromas> should switch to lead standard, that way people will steal my old junk electronics to try to make money
[01:09:16] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, that will happen anyway
[01:09:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, someone has to be a big badass for the free world or there won't be a free world. who else is gonna step up and do it?
[01:10:03] <crutchy> the US isn't a beacon of freedom though. australia is more free than america
[01:10:17] <juggs> pfft
[01:10:25] <crutchy> the US is a beacon of global authoritarianism
[01:10:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> how many guns you own? +p
[01:10:43] * chromas offers crutchy a boot
[01:10:49] <crutchy> i can own a gun. i choose not to
[01:10:57] <crutchy> i just can't own 20 m16's
[01:10:58] * chromas offers crutchy a boot of FREEDOM
[01:11:19] * juggs just chuckles
[01:11:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> private gun ownership is an important obligation of any free man
[01:11:31] <crutchy> but in any case i like that america hasn't outlawed guns
[01:11:44] <crutchy> that would spell the end for you guys if that happened
[01:11:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep
[01:12:15] <crutchy> in australia doesn't matter so much cos our government hasn't got its boot against our necks'
[01:12:18] <juggs> TheMightyBuzzard, what are you going to do with your peashooter gun when they come for you?
[01:12:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> as it stands, we can always just line the bastards up against a wall and execute them if they get too annoying.
[01:12:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> juggs, which? the ar15 that fires the same rounds and functions identical to the m16 they're carrying?
[01:13:09] <crutchy> but lighter
[01:13:12] <crutchy> ar15++
[01:13:12] <Bender> karma - ar15: 1
[01:13:14] <juggs> sure that one
[01:13:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> lil bit, ya
[01:13:37] <juggs> only thing is you have one... they have 1000
[01:13:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> mostly ima take at least one or two of the bastards with me cause ima shoot first.
[01:13:50] <crutchy> US military can be beaten with molotov cocktails and landmines
[01:13:54] <crutchy> don't need fancy guns
[01:14:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> give me liberty or give me death, yo
[01:15:05] <juggs> you willingly live in the US and say that with a straight face?
[01:15:36] <crutchy> the only authoritarian that i gotta worry about is my missus, and she's pushing me out the door to visit my folks-in-law :p
[01:15:42] <crutchy> catch yas later :D
[01:15:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> juggs, hey, i'm free. if you lot aren't it's on you. if i find a law too burdensome to obey, i don't obey it.
[01:15:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> laters
[01:19:06] <juggs> free of what though?
[01:19:20] <juggs> governance?
[01:19:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> everything except the chains i wear voluntarily
[01:20:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know, like don't whiz on the side of a building in public cause nobody wants to see that shit and it stinks
[01:21:29] <juggs> those decent norms that were instilled
[01:21:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> they're still mental chains on behavior. they're just ones i'm willing to accept.
[01:22:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> ones like register your firearms or buy health insurance whether you want to or not... fuck that.
[01:23:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> seatbelt laws, helmet laws, anything of the For Your Own Good variety is right the hell out.
[01:24:05] * chromas wonders how flexible the seatbelt laws are
[01:24:28] <chromas> Does it say I have to wear it safely? Or can I just plug it in and sit on it?
[01:25:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> i finally just hit a point a few years back where i decided i just was not going to play by their rules anymore unless they were ones i agreed with and if they don't like it then there's gonna be someone dead when they try and arrest me for not paying their fines.
[01:26:49] <juggs> My helmet saved my life when some cage driver pulled out in front of me..... thing was smashed to hell, I just had a small bruise.
[01:27:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> mine only ever made my head sweat
[01:28:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> n frankly, if it's a choice between losing half my skin and breaking all my limbs and surviving or the same and not, i'd rather the not.
[01:34:02] <chromas> you staff guys get emails from advertisers yet?
[01:34:19] <juggs> well skin concerns are just a matter of leathering up. In the mush that trashed my helmet, I bust bones too, a few ribs gone, punctured lung, smashed thighs... but without the helmet my head would have been a smushed soft-fruit on the side of some dozy driver's car and I'd be dead then. Yet here I am annoying you.
[01:34:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, not me yet but pj was bitching about it.
[01:34:43] <chromas> http://www.popehat.com
[01:34:45] <monopoly> ^ 03ponies | Popehat
[01:36:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> i leather my top half cause it's awesome but chaps n leather britches aren't my thing
[01:38:44] <juggs> yeh - I think the chaps thing is a usa thing. I'm just saying, wearing a modern bonce (head) protectoris worth doing mandated or not - for your own good.
[01:41:38] <juggs> There's being practical and then there is being downright stubborn.
[01:53:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> right but there should never have been a law mandating that i do things safely
[01:54:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'none of the government's business if i want to live a risky life
[01:58:35] <juggs> indeed not. and that is how I view legislation too. just leave me the fuck alone to get on with shit as I please, I'm not annoying anyone else.
[01:59:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, i don't care if i do annoy anyone as long as i'm not fucking up their right to also do as they please.
[01:59:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> but yeah.
[01:59:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> i just hit a point where i'm unwilling to put up with it ever again.
[02:05:03] <juggs> I do care if I annoy others.. I used to have stupidly noisy bikes (2 stroke cafe racers) that I rode everywhere - 20 minutes warm up to get that running eight at 6am does not a friendly neighbour make.
[02:05:24] <juggs> right*
[02:07:03] <juggs> This is society - don't fuck with me, I won't fuck with you. This is civilisation no?
[02:09:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> more or less. golden rule n all that.
[02:10:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - San Diego Cabbies Cry Foul over Body Odor Test - http://sylnt.us - in-the-air-tonight
[02:10:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> is a difference between what is just good manners and what needs to be legislated though.
[02:11:20] <juggs> agred
[02:11:34] <juggs> agreed evn
[02:11:38] <juggs> lol
[02:11:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> plus you got the asshats who think their morality is the one true way and should be mandatory.
[02:12:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> you're going to annoy them regardless.
[02:14:04] <juggs> take a stand, someone is going to be annoyed. C'est la vie.
[02:15:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, enough philosophy for the night. going to have a smoke then sack out for fishing again in the am
[02:15:32] <juggs> k, hop they bite
[02:15:40] <juggs> hope*
[02:15:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> me too, today was kinda miserable even for perch
[02:18:36] <juggs> I'd send you juicy trout and salmon, but given you don't eat fish that would be pointless.
[02:20:23] <juggs> Wait, what..... we did "philosophy"? I think you must be mistaken. As I said - grab one of those bonce protectors.
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[02:26:54] <chromas> andchat++
[02:26:54] <Bender> karma - andchat: 1
[02:31:14] <crutchy_> yay tiny little kb
[02:35:49] <crutchy_> damn I missed folofosy
[02:36:26] <crutchy_> seems like libertarianism has infected sn irc :-)
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[02:37:00] <crutchy_> too bad retard politicians dont get it and brainwashed libs think its evil
[02:58:04] <crutchy_> coffee++
[02:58:04] <Bender> karma - coffee: 782
[03:01:20] <crutchy_> •_●
[03:02:31] <crutchy_> -■_■-
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[03:27:00] <Ethanol-fueled> Everybody left.
[03:27:06] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm so lonely, so ronery.
[03:27:21] <Ethanol-fueled> I'll imagine a black man I don't like, and type here as if I am ranting to him.
[03:31:02] <Ethanol-fueled> Mister Jackson, I do not like that you copped an attitude with me because you served me a cold hamburger. I could have tolerated you forgetting the pickle, but this food is advertised as being warm and plus the texture gets a little stiff as the food cools. This food is not really meant to be eaten cold of even lukewarm.
[03:32:23] <Ethanol-fueled> Hey, hey, there's no need to raise your voice, mister Jackson. We do not have to get the manager involved in this. All I'm asking is that you throw it back on the griddle for a minute or so, or take it back and give me a fresh one. I'm not here to get you in trouble, Mister Jackson, I came only for food.
[03:32:44] <Ethanol-fueled> Mister Jackson, please do not spit in my hamburger, that is unsanitary.
[03:33:38] <Ethanol-fueled> Mister Jackson, put your penis away. I came here to see hot and fresh food, not that.
[03:33:57] <chromas> hot and fresh hotdog
[03:34:24] <Ethanol-fueled> That is so juvenile of you, mister Jackson. I am leaving now. Good day sir.
[03:34:42] <chromas> (hat-tip)
[03:35:14] <Ethanol-fueled> 'sup chromas.
[03:35:23] <chromas> hey Ethanol-fueled
[03:36:16] * chromas is surprised to see that node.js is an actual thing and not just a bit of humor
[03:37:59] <Ethanol-fueled> why would it be humor?
[03:38:09] <chromas> Kind of sucks that you're here and ready to talk and all the good conversationalists are off doing things
[03:38:23] <chromas> Well, you know, tragedy
[03:38:24] <Ethanol-fueled> meh, I'm kinda tired. Just got back from sex and a dinner-date.
[03:38:26] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah.
[03:38:32] <Ethanol-fueled> and I'm SOBER.
[03:38:37] <Ethanol-fueled> (but not for long)
[03:39:10] <chromas> can't let that dinner sit alone; it also needs a date
[03:42:25] <Konomi> https://soylentnews.org
[03:42:26] <monopoly> ^ 04SN article 03 San Diego Cabbies Cry Foul over Body Odor Test 04(8 comments):
[03:42:28] <Konomi> I laughed
[03:50:07] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah.
[03:50:22] <Ethanol-fueled> I wasn't trying to be racist or funny, I was trying to start a discussion about biology and civil rights.
[03:50:35] <Ethanol-fueled> I already posted a comment innit supporting my argument.
[03:51:11] <Ethanol-fueled> that's one thing that pisses me off -- people will bitch about how submissions suck but they don't submit anything.
[03:52:51] <Ethanol-fueled> If every asshole complainer submitted a story, they'd probably get at least one story that they like, where they can be king hotshit of the discussion. But they're too afraid of rejection and/or being shamed.
[03:52:52] <Konomi> people always do that
[03:52:58] <Konomi> I've been in a bunch of irc channels
[03:53:04] <Konomi> the activity dies down and the only thing people say is
[03:53:07] <Konomi> "channel is dieing:
[03:53:21] <Konomi> that really fucking helps, try idk talking about something instead...
[03:53:24] <Konomi> idiots x.x
[03:53:43] <Ethanol-fueled> Konomi, it's like saying, "dance for my amusement!"
[03:53:46] <Ethanol-fueled> *clap clap*
[04:02:15] <chromas> This channel is dying
[04:02:21] <chromas> like ##
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[04:04:29] <Ethanol-fueled> It's dying tonight.
[04:05:01] <Ethanol-fueled> I thought ## was where you all hung out to sling vagina jokes and racial slurs, but it turns out that it's just a test place for bots.
[04:05:33] <Konomi> ## was meant to be more soecial
[04:05:33] <chromas> nah that's #
[04:05:36] <Konomi> you're thinking of #test
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[04:10:37] <Ethanol-fueled> oh, shit.
[04:10:41] <Ethanol-fueled> There's a # and a ##
[04:10:47] <Ethanol-fueled> huh. the more you know...
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[04:23:40] <crutchy_> fucking dumb shit politicians
[04:24:40] <chromas> What'd they do this time?
[04:25:11] <crutchy_> looks like australia is gunna follow your fucking american politicians and go poking the fucking isis hornets nest. if they really think its not gunna make things worse they have rocks in their heads
[04:25:34] <chromas> send in the dropbears
[04:25:47] <chromas> "Hi, I'm an American. I'm sorry"
[04:26:23] <crutchy_> we gunna end up with our own september 11 if we go bombing religious nutbags
[04:26:39] <chromas> crutchy_: s/bag/sac/
[04:26:39] <SedBot9001> <chromas> <crutchy_> we gunna end up with our own september 11 if we go bombing religious nutsacs
[04:26:48] <chromas> yeah but did you fund them first?
[04:28:30] <crutchy_> who knows whats gunna happen to you guys. i think I'm more scared of how western governments are behaving than I am of religious extermists
[04:29:24] <crutchy_> theyre just gunna rally the extremists and make everything worse. blowback blows
[04:43:07] <Ethanol-fueled> crutch-dawg
[04:43:36] <Konomi> crutch-rage
[04:43:38] <Ethanol-fueled> that's no surprise, crutchy.
[04:43:58] <Ethanol-fueled> The American government is a dangerous meanace and a threat to world peace.
[04:44:08] <Ethanol-fueled> the radical elements must be removed.
[04:44:37] <Ethanol-fueled> there is much more to this than what we are telling everybody.
[04:45:40] <Ethanol-fueled> The problem is, the population is stupid enough to believe what they are told.
[04:46:03] <Ethanol-fueled> My grandfather refused a military funeral because of disgust at the things he saw.
[04:46:32] <crutchy_> im just worried cos aussies are gunna get hurt. if we stay neutral or follow the united nations we'll be safer than if we go picking fights with religious extremists
[04:46:43] <Ethanol-fueled> Dick Cheney has openly admitted that perpetual war is the goal.
[04:47:09] <crutchy_> you cant beat extremists with planes and missiles
[04:47:48] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, I don't have carry any sympathy for Americans, as they are functionally retarded and deserve to die. You guys need to grow a pair and reject American meddling.
[04:47:51] <crutchy_> you guys would be much safer if you stopped bombing the crap outta people with your drooes
[04:48:04] <crutchy_> *drones
[04:48:17] <chromas> crutchy_: we have extremists too
[04:48:27] <crutchy_> americans are mostly good people
[04:49:04] <crutchy_> just the weirdos running your military are threatening your safety
[04:49:42] <crutchy_> americans++
[04:49:42] <Bender> karma - americans: 1
[04:49:50] <Ethanol-fueled> americans--
[04:49:50] <Bender> karma - americans: 0
[04:50:06] <Ethanol-fueled> Americans are too lazy, stupid, and placated to make a difference.
[04:50:08] <crutchy_> bombing--
[04:50:08] <Bender> karma - bombing: -1
[04:50:35] <crutchy_> need the peace movement like in the 70s mayve
[04:50:40] <crutchy_> maybe
[04:51:18] <Ethanol-fueled> we need a violent revolution.
[04:51:22] <crutchy_> I sent an email to my local representative when I heard about australia sending forces
[04:51:38] <crutchy_> if everyone did that it might help
[04:51:54] <chromas> but we won't, though
[04:51:59] <crutchy_> it stopped britain from attacking syria
[04:52:14] <Ethanol-fueled> It would, and the good news is that American politicians listened when the people let them know that they were against direct intervention in Syria.
[04:52:25] <chromas> I for one, am outrag—oh look! People looting storage units!
[04:52:35] <Ethanol-fueled> Now Americans are for more foreign intervention in the middle-east. They're too stupid to see how they're being led.
[04:52:36] <crutchy_> lol
[04:53:08] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, the divide-and-conquer tactic is being used successfully against the minds of the American people.
[04:53:30] <crutchy_> chopping american heads off is horrible. but the reason why they are doing that has nothibg to do with envy
[04:53:47] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, I think they should chop the heads off of more Americans.
[04:53:58] <Konomi> https://www.youtube.com
[04:53:58] <monopoly> ^ 03Big Brother is WWWatching You - feat. George Orwell [RAP NEWS 15] - YouTube
[04:54:01] <Konomi> always fun
[04:54:26] <Ethanol-fueled> We need to see more Americans returning as vegetables, with missing limbs, brain injuries, if not dead.
[04:54:29] <crutchy_> if usa bombed australia, there would be a dropbear invasion
[04:54:59] <crutchy_> ethanol-fueled, that will happen
[04:55:05] <crutchy_> sad
[04:55:17] <Ethanol-fueled> If the USA bombed Australia, I'd give Australia some classified information as to the weaknesses of certain aircraft.
[04:55:33] <crutchy_> we already know them
[04:55:42] <crutchy_> so do most other countries
[04:56:08] <crutchy_> even your drones have been hacked
[04:56:26] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahhah, yeah. But still, to steer America away from war we need popular support. And seeing a loved one turned into a mindless invalid over some petty bullshit wil turn a family against war.
[04:56:53] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy: that's the good thing about American capitalism: even the military industrial complex is a race to the bottom in terms of quality.
[04:56:53] <crutchy_> need to exercise that first amendment
[04:57:34] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy -- Americans are stupid in the sense that they don't care about anything as long as it doesn't punch them in the face. Well, perhaps they need to be punched in the face more.
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[04:59:14] <Ethanol-fueled> I've considered bailing after I graduate...but there's nowhere else to go that isn't less stupid :(
[04:59:42] <Ethanol-fueled> And all the viable options have shitty weather :(
[04:59:46] <Konomi> waiting for FTL still
[04:59:52] <Konomi> I've given up on the whole planet
[05:00:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Konomi - we would have had that by now, if humanity wasn't willing to destroy itself over shor-term profit.
[05:00:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Los Angeles Area Public Broadcasters KLCS &amp; KCET to Share Single Channel - http://sylnt.us - crunch-that-bitrate
[05:01:09] <Ethanol-fueled> Well, fuck it. It's a tried and true theme of Sci-Fi that humanity failed all those tests -- it doesn't deserve to continue living.
[05:01:19] <crutchy_> I dont throw my load in with end of world kooks, but a third world war does seem overdue
[05:01:48] <crutchy_> the russia thing is sort of ominous
[05:01:49] <Konomi> there won't be another world war
[05:01:59] <Konomi> there's not enough of an opposition to have one
[05:02:01] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy -- That's true. But it's like that couple that lives by the tension and release of fighting and make-up sex. There's a better way.
[05:02:07] <crutchy_> konomi, I hope not
[05:02:14] <Konomi> it'll just be the main powers playing whack a mole with terrorism until we're in 1984
[05:02:34] <crutchy_> russia and china might push back against america though
[05:02:49] <Konomi> doubt it
[05:02:50] <crutchy_> proxy wars
[05:02:51] <Konomi> russia maybe
[05:02:58] <Konomi> china is too tied up with the usa economically
[05:03:07] <crutchy_> true
[05:03:19] <Ethanol-fueled> Konomi -- untrue. They're exacerbating terrorism. Perpetual war was stated explicitly by dick Cheney. This allows people to institute whatever laws they want by declaring their homelands a "battlefield"
[05:03:24] <crutchy_> though I think they getting fed up with the fed
[05:03:38] <Ethanol-fueled> There's no incentive to stop terror and terrorism. It's their business model.
[05:03:56] <crutchy_> chiba might start buying more influence in american politics if they arent already
[05:04:07] <crutchy_> *china
[05:05:45] <crutchy_> the usa hasnt really done anything about the south china sea. maybe they already getting something for their money
[05:10:43] <Konomi> iceweasel -> preferences -> when using the location bar suggest -> Bookmarks only
[05:10:46] <Konomi> best thing I ever did
[05:12:00] <Ethanol-fueled> When using the location bar suggest -> nothing
[05:12:07] <Ethanol-fueled> best thing I err didd
[05:12:57] <crutchy_> I disable a lot of that second guessing shit in iceweasel. annoying crap
[05:13:34] <crutchy_> I dont use the address bar for searching
[05:14:11] <crutchy_> best thing I ever did was discover ad block edge
[05:14:56] <crutchy_> youtube_ads--
[05:14:56] <Bender> karma - youtube_ads: -1
[05:16:03] <ar> youtube ads? what's that?
[05:16:21] <ar> youtube-dl videos don't have any
[05:17:42] <crutchy_> youtube ads are what prompted me to get fed up enough to go looking for something to block them
[05:18:42] <crutchy_> if they were just little nonintrusive things that went for less than 10 sec I might not have bothered
[05:19:32] <crutchy_> when the ad is longer than the video youre trying to watch, thats bullshit
[05:21:58] <Konomi> but mah capitalism
[05:22:15] <swiss> lol
[05:22:36] <swiss> i should remove abp for some channels i like on youtube
[05:30:31] <Ethanol-fueled> REVENGE OF THE NERDS
[05:39:35] <chromas> NURRRRDZ!
[05:51:32] <Ethanol-fueled> OGRE became a nerd
[05:55:20] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.youtube.com
[05:55:21] <monopoly> ^ 03just the same gentle giant - YouTube
[05:56:14] <chromas> ah, Thing was in a band
[05:58:12] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.youtube.com
[05:58:12] <monopoly> ^ 03Revenge of the Nerds - YouTube
[05:59:20] <chromas> volumectl normalize
[06:04:05] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.youtube.com
[06:04:06] <monopoly> ^ 03Revenge of the Nerds - YouTube
[06:05:07] <Ethanol-fueled> clap your hands errybody
[06:05:11] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHHHAAAA
[06:05:45] <Ethanol-fueled> gay sex
[06:06:32] <Ethanol-fueled> sniffff
[06:06:36] <Ethanol-fueled> hhahahahhaah
[06:06:48] <Ethanol-fueled> www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4Wl2r_VlhA
[06:07:17] <crutchy_> I just emailed my local newspaper
[06:07:58] <crutchy_> can only hope they publish anything. prolly not but at least I said something
[06:08:21] <crutchy_> will keep trying to think of ways to say no to war
[06:08:33] <chromas> the war on war
[06:08:47] <chromas> The Civil War…On Drugs
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[06:10:29] <Ethanol-fueled> sod off fuckers
[06:10:52] <Ethanol-fueled> bug off, you bloody sods
[06:14:44] <crutchy__> lol do you have userlist buttons for those e-f?
[06:14:45] <ciri> HEHEHEHE
[06:15:25] <crutchy__> so you can still say shit when you're drunk :p
[06:15:56] <chromas> ~bot new drinkybot
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[06:16:19] <chromas> oh oops
[06:16:25] <chromas> now it just needs to talk
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[06:20:15] <chromas> fpos
[06:30:46] <crutchy__> ~bot say drinkybot privmsg I like trains
[06:31:11] <crutchy__> doh! access denied
[06:31:18] <chromas> I couldn't get it to do a quit message
[06:31:27] <chromas> even with an appropriately placed colon
[06:32:11] <chromas> ~bot new rumctl
[06:32:15] <crutchy__> i updated the message parser. doesnt use raw messages now (I think)
[06:32:21] <chromas> ah
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[06:32:38] <crutchy__> might need to check out bot.php
[06:32:48] <chromas> syntax needs moar parentheses
[06:32:52] <crutchy__> should be current on my github page
[06:32:55] <crutchy__> lol
[06:32:56] <ciri> it's not that funny :)
[06:33:24] <crutchy__> sent an email to my state member of parliament too
[06:33:31] <chromas> ~bot.rumctl.say('#','#beer aqu4');
[06:33:52] <crutchy__> just uses spaces
[06:34:31] <chromas> use tabs
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[06:34:41] <chromas> znc--
[06:34:41] <Bender> karma - znc: -1
[06:35:02] <crutchy__> ~bot new|say <botnick> <cmd> <trailing|params>
[06:35:30] <chromas> ~bot say rumctl quit bewbs
[06:35:31] -!- rumctl has quit [Client Quit]
[06:35:36] <Konomi> haha
[06:35:38] <chromas> no client quit
[06:35:39] <Konomi> pwned
[06:35:46] <chromas> don't lie, rumctl
[06:35:55] <crutchy__> ~ps
[06:36:00] <chromas> rumctl start partaay
[06:36:06] <crutchy__> lol
[06:36:07] <chromas> or is that the wrong kind of drink?
[06:36:12] * chromas doesn't know drinks
[06:36:25] <chromas> ~ps
[06:36:26] <exec> no child processes currently running
[06:36:28] <crutchy__> rumctl is antisocial bashups
[06:36:30] <chromas> seeems to clean up well
[06:37:26] <crutchy__> might add a message to the quit handler when I gets home
[06:37:40] <crutchy__> battery running low :(
[06:37:42] <chromas> ~bot new bashbot
[06:37:47] <chromas> ah oh
[06:37:51] <chromas> plug in, sir!
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[06:38:07] <crutchy__> no cord :\
[06:38:23] <crutchy__> hi bashbot
[06:38:27] <chromas> <spongebob squeal> Oh nooo!
[06:38:52] <crutchy__> need a ciri response thingy for botbots :p
[06:39:03] <crutchy__> botty bots
[06:39:05] <chromas> ciri: speak to me baby
[06:39:45] <chromas> ciri says:
[06:39:48] <chromas> chromas, Punches ciri in the lionel giles translation is that someone saw slashcode and went "oh, a baby t-rex, lets fix its leg.
[06:39:48] <chromas> chromas: Yeah its gunna get hurt. If you hum a few bars i can do, a baby t-rex, lets fix its leg.
[06:40:02] <crutchy__> lmao
[06:40:10] <chromas> ciri's thinkin' 'bout the t-rex
[06:40:26] <crutchy__> mommy's very angry
[06:40:43] <chromas> dinoctl start raptolution
[06:41:30] <crutchy__> dinoctl start big-pile-of-shit
[06:41:41] <chromas> ~bot say bashbot nick nick
[06:41:42] bashbot is now known as nick
[06:42:38] <crutchy__> you just stole nick's nick
[06:42:42] nick is now known as SoyGuest15096
[06:42:49] <crutchy__> lol
[06:42:51] <chromas> I was wondering if he still had it registered
[06:43:03] <chromas> ~bot say nick nick nanicknicknick
[06:43:23] <chromas> ~bot say bashbot bashbot
[06:43:28] <chromas> ~bot say bashbot nick bashbot
[06:43:29] SoyGuest15096 is now known as bashbot
[06:44:07] <chromas> ~bot say bashbot nick botnoise4juggs
[06:44:11] <crutchy__> thats just creepy. wonder who programmed that
[06:45:05] <chromas> ~botctl activate chainsaw and alexandra daddario nudity
[06:45:11] <crutchy__> they're obviously mentally deranged
[06:45:54] <chromas> probably from the outback, where beer's for breakfast and the pets are wallabys
[06:46:06] <chromas> and snakes
[06:46:25] <crutchy__> ~isup botse.cx
[06:46:26] <exec> botse.cx: error connecting
[06:46:52] <crutchy__> ooh home time
[06:46:57] <chromas> ooh
[06:47:03] <crutchy__> see yas in a bit
[06:47:05] <chromas> then you can take your _s off
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[06:47:11] <chromas> see ya
[06:47:29] <chromas> ooh, now we can talk shit about him until he gets home and reads the backlog
[06:48:28] <chromas> ~bot say bashbot say quit bluehost++ :D
[06:48:36] <chromas> ~bot say bashbot quit bluehost++ :D
[06:48:37] -!- bashbot has quit [Quit: bluehost++ :D]
[06:48:43] <chromas> oh now it works
[07:10:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - University of Nottingham Labs Destroyed in Fire - http://sylnt.us - nothing-funny-to-say
[07:14:42] <Lagg> D:
[07:17:15] <Konomi> was under construction too that must suck never having got to use it
[08:27:09] <crutchy> coffee++
[08:27:09] <Bender> karma - coffee: 783
[08:28:07] <crutchy> pfft who was that crutchy__ copycat wannabe?
[08:28:15] <crutchy> what a dickhead
[08:28:41] <chromas> Yeah. I think he took your coffee++
[08:30:44] <Konomi> he was really grumpy too
[08:33:42] <JamesNZ> fedora++
[08:33:42] <Bender> karma - fedora: 11
[08:35:40] <Konomi> iphone6++
[08:35:40] <Bender> karma - iphone6: 1
[08:35:42] <Konomi> :3
[08:36:38] <crutchy> wtfbbq!?
[08:38:52] <crutchy> brickphone++
[08:38:52] <Bender> karma - brickphone: 1
[08:40:30] <crutchy> http://technabob.com
[08:42:15] <chromas> I read somewhere the new eye-and finally gets replaceable soft keyboard
[08:42:28] <chromas> Eye-aus
[08:47:52] * Konomi buys crutchy and iphone6
[08:49:13] * crutchy puts up iphone 6 with a picture of the virgin mary stickytaped to it on ebay for double the price of a new one
[08:55:33] <ar> hm
[08:55:35] <ar> apple--
[08:55:35] <Bender> karma - apple: -3
[09:02:01] <JamesNZ> apple--
[09:02:01] <Bender> karma - apple: -4
[09:02:08] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[09:02:08] <Bender> karma - coffee: 782
[09:02:12] <ar> coffee--
[09:02:12] <Bender> karma - coffee: 781
[09:16:56] <crutchy> just saw an interesting caption in an intro to star wars: clone wars
[09:17:14] <crutchy> "All warfare is based on deception..."
[09:17:26] <Konomi> s/deception/bullshit/
[09:50:25] <chromas> Is that the 3s one or the Genndy Tartakovsky one?
[09:50:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Video: Witnesses Indicate Michael Brown was Surrendering when Shot - http://sylnt.us - hands-up-don't-shoot
[09:50:50] <chromas> 3d stupid pocket computer
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[10:08:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:08:08] <Bender> karma - coffee: 782
[10:13:58] <crutchy> coffee++ wasted a pod cos i pressed the wrong button dammit :/
[10:13:58] <Bender> karma - coffee: 783
[10:15:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> pods... pfft
[10:15:03] <crutchy> it was a number 8 pod too :(
[10:15:43] <crutchy> better than instant, and sealed fresh :)
[10:15:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> good coffee making is an art. pods steal its soul.
[10:15:57] <crutchy> true
[10:16:16] <crutchy> i'm not an artist though, so pods it is :p
[10:17:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> me either really. thankfully scientific skill can replace most art forms in a pinch
[10:18:44] <crutchy> fucking fuck i drank that too quick. might put some scotch in the next one
[10:19:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> mix scotch?! the only thing you mix scotch with is ice or a wee bit of water.
[10:20:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> wait, is it blended scotch?
[10:20:06] <crutchy> if i had some cream i'd make irish coffee
[10:20:49] <crutchy> yeah. black label
[10:21:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> blended scotch is fine then. mixing a single malt would be insanity.
[10:21:23] <crutchy> i don't buy anything over 12yo
[10:21:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> pedophile
[10:21:40] <crutchy> lol
[10:21:41] <ciri> hahaha
[10:21:54] <crutchy> yeah that did kinda come out wrong
[10:22:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> i like my whiskey old enough to vote.
[10:22:37] <crutchy> my dad buys the 15+. pretty expensive here
[10:22:42] <crutchy> $150-odd
[10:22:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> yack
[10:23:11] <crutchy> i think i spent about 60 for a 12yo
[10:23:26] <crutchy> that's as much as i'll spend on a single bottle of booze
[10:23:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> can get a bottle of single malt talisker for around $50 here.
[10:24:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> most 18yo will run you $60+ for a fifth though.
[10:24:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's just about the perfect age for scotch though. any more and it starts getting ~too~ mellow
[10:26:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... i should look into getting some small (5gal) oak casks for aging cider in.
[10:26:43] <crutchy> oh wow can get 18yo jw for $120
[10:26:48] <crutchy> that's not bad
[10:27:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> still a blended scotch. no soul to it.
[10:27:49] <crutchy> i'm not much of a scotch connoisseur. my old man prolly has single malt
[10:28:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> it does take some getting used to. like learning to appreciate liquor all over again.
[10:29:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's a crying shame to have to practice by drinking it regularly.
[10:34:14] <crutchy> i think my dad had a really expensive bottle of dimple. i think it was fairly old
[10:34:24] <crutchy> might have been blended too. not sure
[10:35:18] <crutchy> he likes the ones that are almost like a syrup going down your throat though
[10:35:33] <crutchy> makes you breath fire :p
[10:35:50] <crutchy> he likes em
[10:36:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> funky. i like the ones that taste like medicine to an untrained palate.
[10:37:17] <crutchy> the cheap ones i get just taste like rocket fuel, but if you drink more than a glass it makes me feel like i could just splodge all over myself :p
[10:37:41] <crutchy> shit did i just say that. i'm sounding like e-f
[10:37:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> course scotch should be properly drunk by adding around equal part water so the alcohol doesn't overpower the flavors.
[10:38:35] <crutchy> ima gunna make another coffee and stick in a drop
[10:39:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> good idea on the another coffee front
[10:42:33] <chromas> Laphroaig Scotch Doesn't Mind If You Think It 'Tastes Like a Burning Hospital'
[10:44:41] <crutchy> coffee++ 50-odd ml of scotch :p
[10:44:41] <Bender> karma - coffee: 784
[10:45:28] <crutchy> not bad. i won't be sculling it like i did the last one at least :p
[10:45:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:45:36] <Bender> karma - coffee: 785
[10:46:50] <crutchy> only put a number 3 pod in though so the scotch just about overpowers the coffee :p
[10:47:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> time to roll some smokes for the drive to the lake
[10:48:19] <chromas> "In Hungary we have a saying: if you didn't screw the cow, she's not your cow"
[10:49:19] <crutchy> lol
[10:49:20] <ciri> now that is funny
[10:49:47] <crutchy> they prolly have a similar saying in new zealand except with sheep
[10:50:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh good, tv slowly starting up again next week.
[10:50:50] <chromas> "I multiply with the sheep"
[10:51:48] <crutchy> does your tv take a week or two to warm up? must be a 500MW tv :D
[10:52:12] <crutchy> hmm actually would have to be something like a 500GW tv to take that long
[10:52:51] <chromas> It's from the forties and he just fished it out of the lake
[10:53:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> takes an entire summer to warm up apparently.
[10:55:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> wish show seasons had a uniform start date. this mix-n-match shit has got to go.
[10:56:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> and so do i now.
[10:56:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> fishing++
[10:56:52] <Bender> karma - fishing: 8
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[10:59:55] <crutchy> cya TheMightyBuzzard
[11:00:02] <crutchy> phooshing++
[11:00:02] <Bender> karma - phooshing: 1
[11:04:49] <ar> hmm
[11:05:55] <ar> there's one good thing that tastes like coffee
[11:06:00] <ar> Coffee Stout
[11:07:02] <crutchy> apparently you can get choc coated coffee beans
[11:07:14] <crutchy> i almost fell off my chair when i found that out
[11:08:53] * crutchy is downloading firefox nightly
[11:09:07] <Lagg> TheMightyBuzzard: Does the fact that the feeds are sent as text/plain bother you as much as me
[11:09:10] <crutchy> just cos its got a cool icon :D
[11:10:07] <crutchy> laggm try http://soylentnews.org
[11:10:07] <monopoly> ^ 03New Video: Witnesses Indicate Michael Brown was Surrendering when Shot
[11:10:21] <crutchy> oops. *lagg
[11:10:42] <crutchy> its the new awesome
[11:11:45] <crutchy> hmm which feed are you talking about Lagg?
[11:12:02] <crutchy> ~header content-type http://soylentnews.org
[11:12:03] <exec> content-type header for http://soylentnews.org = application/rss+xml
[11:12:11] <crutchy> ~header content-type http://soylentnews.org
[11:12:12] <exec> content-type header for http://soylentnews.org = application/atom+xml
[11:12:56] <Lagg> I get that too with curl but chrome is getting it as text/plain
[11:13:19] <Lagg> Either chrome is stupid or there is user agent hacks occurring. Either one is equally possible.
[11:13:45] <chromas> Maybe being logged in makes it work different
[11:14:10] <Lagg> Will try incognito
[11:14:28] <Lagg> Nope
[11:15:32] <Lagg> I heard at one point that chrome was stupid and didn't interpret the proper mime type and only worked without the xml suffix. I send the proper mime type on my project site though and it works as expected
[11:16:30] <Lagg> Oh I know what it is
[11:16:32] <crutchy> hmm comes up with 304 Not Modified in chrome too
[11:16:45] <crutchy> dunno what that means though :p
[11:16:47] <Lagg> This is how I set content-type in my project Content-Type: application/rss+xml; charset=utf-8
[11:17:03] <Lagg> Slashcode doesn't add the charset, perhaps that has something to do with it
[11:18:36] <Lagg> Would be reasonable since the spec requires utf-8 encoding but then so does XML itself but it works fine with text/xml files like the one you linked
[11:18:57] <Lagg> Maybe it's just selective stupid on chrome's part and it goes into hyper-compliance mode when you use the appropriate mime type
[11:18:57] <crutchy> hmm the response header in chrome dev tools shows content-type as application/rss+xml even though it seems to display it as text
[11:19:49] <Lagg> Strangely enough for me it shows soylent not even having the content type in the response
[11:20:07] * crutchy is validating the url
[11:21:02] <crutchy> checked mostly ok. no doctype though
[11:21:06] <Lagg> Also I've been poking around the code more, I like that there's a lot of POD in it but given how much out of date stuff I've found I'm guessing that they stopped caring even before cmdrtaco left
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[11:21:45] <Lagg> Given that it's XML there isn't going to be a doctype, it does have the XML declaration though
[11:22:20] <crutchy> The DOCTYPE Declaration was not recognized or is missing. This probably means that the Formal Public Identifier contains a spelling error, or that the Declaration is not using correct syntax, or that your XML document is not using a DOCTYPE Declaration.
[11:22:20] <crutchy> Validation of the document has been skipped, and a simple check of the well-formedness of the XML syntax has been performed instead.
[11:22:38] <crutchy> yeah i never done any xml stuff before so i dunno
[11:22:52] <Lagg> I think what you're using does XHTML validation too, which does have doctypes
[11:23:15] <crutchy> its just the w3c validator with auto-detect
[11:23:26] <Lagg> Oh, yeah then.
[11:24:23] <crutchy> dunno what would be causing chrome to flip out. works fine in ff and there doesn't appear to be any non-standards elements of quirky funk
[11:24:37] <crutchy> s/of/or/
[11:24:38] <SedBot9001> <crutchy> dunno what would be causing chrome to flip out. works fine in ff and there doesn't appear to be any non-standards elements or quirky funk
[11:25:48] <crutchy> there's the slash tags and the varnish and slash headers, but they don't look weird
[11:26:06] <crutchy> maybe chrome is just being a moron
[11:26:32] <crutchy> could try adding the charset i guess
[11:26:59] <crutchy> if i had the vm set up :/
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[11:55:06] <crutchy> ff_nightly++
[11:55:06] <Bender> karma - ff_nightly: 1
[12:21:56] <crutchy> ~weather
[12:22:01] <exec> weather for 10Morwell (latrobe Valley Airport), VIC, Australia at 8:58 pm (GMT+10) ~ 84 mins ago: temp: 108.8°C (47.8°F), dp: 108.4°C (47.1°F), press: 101019.7 mb (+0.1 mb/60 mins), humid: 1097%, wind: 103.2 km/h (2 mph) @ 10230°
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[13:43:28] <ar> https://www.youtube.com
[13:43:29] <monopoly> ^ 03THOMAS DOLBY - She blinded me with science (1982) HD and HQ - YouTube
[14:24:11] <crutchy> night #soylent
[15:03:28] <Konomi> nn crutchy
[15:03:36] <Konomi> oh guess I'll be a bit late there ha
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[17:20:59] <Ethanol-fueled> 'sup
[17:21:22] <juggs> hi Eth. Having a good day?
[17:21:31] <Ethanol-fueled> Good enough.
[17:21:42] <Ethanol-fueled> Gotta visit granny poopy-pants later
[17:21:52] <Ethanol-fueled> *PBFBFBFFBTHTBRTHTH*
[17:22:05] <Ethanol-fueled> Is the intermittent noise poopy-pants grandma makes.
[17:22:23] <Ethanol-fueled> You juggs?
[17:23:00] <juggs> Having a quiet one. Mooching around doing chores and eating too much mostly. Dull.
[17:25:02] <Ethanol-fueled> gonna bail and go study now.
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[19:56:11] <crutchy> ~weather
[19:56:12] <exec> Weather for Traralgon VIC, Australia - currrently 6°C, overcast, wind N at 0 km/h, humidity 99% - Monday chance of rain (15°C, 7°C), Tuesday chance of rain (15°C, 6°C), Wednesday chance of rain (13°C, 4°C), Thursday chance of rain (12°C, 2°C) - source: Google
[20:13:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[20:13:43] <Bender> karma - coffee: 786
[20:14:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather
[20:14:12] <exec> Weather for Ada, OK - currrently 21°C, scattered clouds, wind SW at 6 km/h, humidity 78% - Sunday mostly cloudy (26°C, 18°C), Monday chance of storm (30°C, 17°C), Tuesday chance of storm (30°C, 17°C), Wednesday chance of storm (30°C, 17°C) - source: Google
[20:15:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> diggin the new weather, crutchy
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[21:58:41] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, i got a smidgin of motivation last night and the other website seems to be down a bit lately
[21:59:12] <crutchy> need a deg F setting
[21:59:28] <crutchy> maybe ~weather-prefs
[22:03:17] <crutchy> ~rehash
[22:03:18] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file (78 aliases)
[22:03:28] <crutchy> ~weather-old
[22:03:32] <exec> weather for 10Morwell (latrobe Valley Airport), VIC, Australia at 5:57 am (GMT+10) ~ 126 mins ago: temp: 103.7°C (38.7°F), dp: 103.7°C (38.7°F), press: 101017 mb (+0.3 mb/60 mins), humid: 10100%, wind: 100 km/h (0 mph) @ 100°
[22:03:37] <crutchy> ~weather
[22:03:38] <exec> Weather for Traralgon VIC, Australia - currrently 7°C, overcast, wind N at 0 km/h, humidity 99% - Monday chance of rain (15°C, 7°C), Tuesday rain (15°C, 6°C), Wednesday chance of rain (13°C, 6°C), Thursday chance of rain (12°C, 3°C) - source: Google
[22:04:10] <crutchy> hmm can't even compare cos the old data is from from over 2 hrs ago :/
[22:08:40] <crutchy> ~weather-prefs
[22:08:40] <exec> tama lama ding dong
[22:08:55] <crutchy> there's a placeholder at least :/
[22:10:09] <juggs> :D
[22:11:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Acquires Online Survey Specialist Polar - http://sylnt.us - tell-us-how-you-really-feel
[22:23:44] <crutchy> cyas after workipoos
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