#Soylent | Logs for 2014-09-13

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[00:00:06] <crutchy> but surprising it was admitted so freely :p
[00:01:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Researchers Claim Hydrogen Energy Advance - http://sylnt.us - needs-more-fracking
[00:01:39] * matt_ mentioned that hoping that we could change it :)
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[00:03:01] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: I'd say we are relatively transparent
[00:03:10] <crutchy> dude you should've just started a nfp in australia. i've never heard of so much bureaucratic bullshit needed to run a website. it's almost comical if it weren't sad at the same time
[00:04:27] <crutchy> no offense to you guys, who seem to be doing your best to navigate said bullshit. i feel sorry for you tbh :/
[00:05:25] <crutchy> yay for a country crumbling under the weight of its own government :(
[00:08:59] <chromas> Should make it a co-op; I'll bring the onions and wine
[00:09:53] <crutchy> it's probably illegal to bring wine to a board meeting in america
[00:10:23] <crutchy> in australia i'm pretty sure you could arrive off-your-tits drunk and the authorities wouldn't give a shit
[00:10:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, co-op attracts hippies and they just stink up the place
[00:11:55] <crutchy> i've always thought aus government was becoming more like usa, but thankfully it seems we are way behind
[00:12:13] <crutchy> at least now we have a slightly conservative government
[00:12:19] <chromas> crutchy: you're right; nothing less than rum and cocaine
[00:12:45] <crutchy> if you bring a slab of beer, you can sit on it as your drinking
[00:12:56] <crutchy> hmm better make it a few slabs
[00:13:18] <crutchy> gotta think of ergonomic sitting positions
[00:14:27] <mrcoolbp> crutchy there are advantages to us incorping here for now, at least most of our guys doing the work are here in the states
[00:15:09] <mrcoolbp> but yeah:
[00:15:11] <mrcoolbp> laws--
[00:15:11] <Bender> karma - laws: -2
[00:15:13] <crutchy> mrcoolbp, don't listen to me mate. i'm just sitting on a couch drinking a coffee having a weekend rant. i don't mean anything
[00:15:27] <mrcoolbp> nah it does suck though
[00:15:52] <crutchy> mrcoolbp++
[00:15:52] <Bender> karma - mrcoolbp: 32
[00:15:56] <mrcoolbp> sometimes, we did incorp in the least restrictive state though = )
[00:15:56] <crutchy> matt_++
[00:15:56] <Bender> karma - matt_: 2
[00:16:00] <crutchy> NCommander++
[00:16:00] <Bender> karma - ncommander: 52
[00:16:04] <crutchy> Bytram++
[00:16:04] <Bender> karma - bytram: 19
[00:16:08] <crutchy> hmm
[00:16:09] <matt_> mrcoolbp, i'm volunteering you for things while you're not looking!
[00:16:13] <crutchy> matt_++
[00:16:13] <Bender> karma - matt_: 3
[00:16:14] <crutchy> matt_++
[00:16:14] <Bender> karma - matt_: 4
[00:16:35] <crutchy> matt_, you forgot to add 'mwahahaha!'
[00:17:04] * matt_ tents fingers.
[00:17:34] <mrcoolbp> "Excellent"
[00:17:55] <crutchy> [23:33:40] <Bytram> not that I expect that to continue, but 365 * $20 = $73,120 /year
[00:18:10] <crutchy> 365*20=7300
[00:18:23] <chromas> 365.2425
[00:18:30] <crutchy> lol
[00:18:31] <ciri> lol damn!
[00:18:43] <Bytram> crisp: yes, I fat-fingered 365 as 3656 or somethin.
[00:18:43] <chromas> Leap years
[00:18:50] <crutchy> lol
[00:18:50] <ciri> HEHEHEHE
[00:19:43] <crutchy> ah yeah
[00:19:47] * crutchy keeps reading
[00:19:56] <crutchy> interesting stuff
[00:22:49] <crutchy> board_amoebas++
[00:22:50] <Bender> karma - board_amoebas: 1
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[00:23:59] <crutchy> bytram, just curious whether the wiki'ising account stuff could be automated
[00:25:31] <Bytram> no idea. haven't even looked at one of the reports they get, yet.
[00:26:39] <matt_> it's a pdf, largely incomprehensible, and about a month behind.
[00:26:45] <mrcoolbp> lol
[00:26:52] <crutchy> can it be accessed online?
[00:26:55] <mrcoolbp> sounds about right for Bank o Americuh
[00:27:33] <matt_> crutchy, if you can get through the 2-factor authentication
[00:27:44] <swiss> what is this for?
[00:27:52] <crutchy> lol i was just trying to think of that name :p
[00:28:04] <crutchy> yeah 2 factor is tricky
[00:28:23] <Bytram> matt_: can you export the account transaction details as a .csv file?
[00:28:32] * matt_ checks
[00:28:50] <SpallsHurgenson> and so unnecessary; I'm sure everyone on the internet is trustworthy
[00:29:13] <crutchy> a lot of banks still don't enforce 2 factor
[00:29:18] * crutchy doesn't use it
[00:29:44] <SpallsHurgenson> well, it's so inconvenient :)
[00:30:02] <SpallsHurgenson> also, they haven't figured out how to monetize it yet :)
[00:30:27] <crutchy> monetize a login system?
[00:30:43] <SpallsHurgenson> everything must be monetized :)
[00:31:11] <crutchy> i just remember when i got the pamphlet from my bank i thought 'how the fuck do you expect me to remember this shit when i have enough trouble remembering a 4-digit pin?'
[00:31:48] <crutchy> its almost easier (and prolly more secure) to keep cash under your pillow
[00:32:00] <SpallsHurgenson> no, everyone knows to look there first!
[00:32:09] <SpallsHurgenson> that's why I keep my money under YOUR pillow
[00:32:32] <crutchy> they might know, but they don't look. instead they put all their efforts into hacking banks
[00:32:47] <crutchy> all your pillows are belong to us :p
[00:33:45] <crutchy> did loggie get booted from #staff, or has the conversation died?
[00:34:15] <SpallsHurgenson> oh right, there's a staff meeting tonight
[00:34:27] <SpallsHurgenson> did they remember to send special invites to poutine?
[00:34:39] <crutchy> poutvites?
[00:34:42] <crutchy> dunno
[00:35:03] <SpallsHurgenson> or that other guy, wasshisname
[00:35:20] <crutchy> i usually just have loggie's log page open and hit f5 occasionally
[00:35:27] <crutchy> http://logs.sylnt.us
[00:35:51] <crutchy> last message is [23:59:55] <NCommander> Reddit does pretty good with their gold givings
[00:35:55] <crutchy> ~time gmt
[00:35:57] <exec> Saturday, 13 September 2014 @ 12:35 am GMT - Greenwich Mean Time
[00:36:10] <crutchy> that can't be right
[00:36:39] <crutchy> loggie's clock must be wrong, unless they haven't said anything in there for 35 minutes?
[00:37:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> clock's wrong then. meeting's over now
[00:37:12] <crutchy> hmm loggie hasn't been kicked
[00:37:31] <crutchy> usually there's a meeting closure
[00:37:47] <crutchy> seems like a rather blunt end to a board meeting
[00:37:57] Bytram changed topic of #Soylent to: https://SoylentNews.org | Useful links: http://sylnt.us | SN PBC Board Meeting - Fri, Sept. 12 at 22:30 UTC (6:30pm EDT) in #staff, all are welcome
[00:38:10] <Bytram> we're working on the next meeting date, atm
[00:39:06] <Bytram> ~time NCommander
[00:39:07] <exec> Friday, 12 September 2014 @ 4:39 pm AKDT - Anchorage, AK
[00:39:16] <crutchy> did loggie have a brain fart?
[00:39:22] * SpallsHurgenson reads the log and finally learns what PBC means (it's not particle beam cannon, dammit!)
[00:39:48] <crutchy> hmm nah #soylent seems to be up-to-the-minute
[00:39:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, i was disappointed too
[00:40:03] <crutchy> SpallsHurgenson, yeah that blows
[00:40:35] <crutchy> i don't even know what public benefit corporation means in a legal sense, but i'm just an upside down hick
[00:41:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> means if the shareholders get pissy about not making enough profit, the board can ignore them.
[00:41:24] <crutchy> except if the board are shareholders
[00:41:49] <crutchy> then they can argue with themselves
[00:41:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> well we don't have any shareholders right now, so it means very little other than we're a corp
[00:42:12] <crutchy> i thought matt and nc are shareholders
[00:42:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> talked about, decided against for now
[00:42:40] <crutchy> they have a financial stake then
[00:42:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod. SN debt to them or borrowing things from them.
[00:43:11] * crutchy isn't sure whether the term 'shareholder' means the usual in this case
[00:43:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> stock certificates
[00:43:35] <crutchy> to me a 'shareholder' is anyone with financial whole or part ownership
[00:43:58] <crutchy> a proprietor maybe
[00:44:02] * SpallsHurgenson looks for the soylent store page
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[00:44:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> in this case it means actual shares of stock. normally they could sue the board and force them to make a profit or go to jail.
[00:44:12] <crutchy> ay fokker
[00:44:16] * SpallsHurgenson finds the soylent store page
[00:44:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> s/make/try to make/
[00:44:27] <SedBot9001> <TheMightyBuzzard> in this case it means actual shares of stock. normally they could sue the board and force them to try to make a profit or go to jail.
[00:44:51] <crutchy> i guess america has wall street so far embedded up its arse that shares/stock are probably reserved for it
[00:45:22] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy: Amerika has surpassed the Calhoun threshold.
[00:45:29] <crutchy> in australia if you own something you're a shareholder
[00:45:42] <Ethanol-fueled> We're fucking insane, and by extension so are the rest of YOU.
[00:46:01] <crutchy> i think proprietor might be the name used for private companies
[00:46:22] <crutchy> i don't get why the world keeps lending money to your damn government
[00:46:51] <crutchy> you have an iron fist, but it aint as strong as it used to be (compared to russia and china anyway)
[00:47:25] <SpallsHurgenson> it's an iron fist, it just is well swaddled in velvet... and dollar bills :)
[00:47:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> dunno why you all do but i wish you'd stop
[00:47:37] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy: I don't know either. That's why I'm gonna bail.
[00:47:42] <SpallsHurgenson> and also the arm its connected to is sort of drunk :)
[00:47:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> would help enormously if them fucktards up in DC would have to live within a budget for a change.
[00:48:52] <Ethanol-fueled> Nobody takes pride in America.
[00:50:12] Bytram changed topic of #Soylent to: https://SoylentNews.org | Useful links: http://sylnt.us | SN PBC Board Meeting - Tue, Sept. 30 at 22:00 UTC (6:00pm EDT) in #staff, all are welcome
[00:50:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> well duh. it's fulla fuckers who don't agree with me.
[00:50:41] <matt_> ~staff-meeting
[00:50:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> staff or board?
[00:50:52] <matt_> :/
[00:51:03] <matt_> is exec sick?
[00:51:13] * TheMightyBuzzard pokes exec
[00:51:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather
[00:51:22] <exec> weather for 10Ada, Ada Municipal Airport, OK, United States at 7:15 pm (CDT) ~ 36 mins ago: temp: 1013°C (55.4°F), dp: 1013°C (55.4°F), press: 101024.4 mb (0 mb/18 mins), humid: 10100%, wind: 1017.6 km/h (11 mph) @ 1010°
[00:51:30] <matt_> hmm
[00:51:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> oi, crutchy, you break exec?
[00:51:47] <Bytram> ~list
[00:51:47] <exec> ~list ~list-auth ~log ~lock ~unlock
[00:51:48] <exec> ~ ~sed ~welcome ~remind ~cowsay ~moo ~fortune ~header ~header-login ~php ~join ~invite ~part ~isup ~rainbow ~queue ~up ~location ~staff ~g'day ~gday ~scramble rofl ~cid ~count ~first ~last ~find-first ~find-last ~chart ~translate ~translate-sl ~weather ~weather-add ~weather-del ~time ~time-add ~time-del ~help ~define ~define-add ~define-delete ~define-count ~define-sources
[00:51:56] <Ethanol-fueled> sod off fuckhead.
[00:52:37] <SpallsHurgenson> ~rainbow
[00:52:37] <exec> alias "~rainbow" requires additional trailing argument
[00:52:57] <SpallsHurgenson> erm... of course it does.
[00:53:01] <Bytram> ~rainbow rainbow
[00:53:01] <exec> 00,07r00,08a00,09i00,12n00,02b00,06o00,04w
[00:53:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~staff
[00:53:09] <SpallsHurgenson> ~rainbow additional trailing argument
[00:53:09] <exec> 00,02a00,06d00,04d00,07i00,08t00,09i00,12o00,02n00,06a00,04l00,07 00,08t00,09r00,12a00,02i00,06l00,04i00,07n00,08g00,09 00,12a00,02r00,06g00,04u00,07m00,08e00,09n00,12t
[00:53:13] <SpallsHurgenson> :)
[00:53:16] <Bytram> !uid
[00:53:16] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 4707, owned by g33kgirl
[00:53:35] <SpallsHurgenson> ohmigosh, ohmigosh, ohmigosh! a girl! :)
[00:53:46] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[00:54:01] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.youtube.com
[00:54:02] <monopoly> ^ 03COPS Cartoon Intro - YouTube
[00:54:09] <Ethanol-fueled> Fighting time in a future time
[00:54:24] <Bytram|away> see ya all later!
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[00:57:10] <crutchy> ~staff meeting
[00:57:15] <exec> 08********** 03SOYLENTNEWS BOARD MEETING08 **********
[00:57:15] <exec> 08Time: Tuesday, September 30, 22:00 UTC (6:00pm EDT) Place: irc.sylnt.us:6667/6697#staff (Webchat) Chair: To Be Determined
[00:57:31] <matt_> nice!
[00:57:43] <SpallsHurgenson> good god, it's mountain-dew yellow!
[00:57:44] <crutchy> ~help staff
[00:57:54] <paulej72> SpallsHurgenson: with a name like g33kgirl it probably is a guy :)
[00:57:55] <exec> http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[00:58:10] <crutchy> hmm i should put something in there
[00:58:26] * SpallsHurgenson sings along with the King, "Well since my baby left me I found a new place to dwell. It's down at the end of a lonely street at Heartbreak Hotel..."
[01:00:32] <crutchy> ~help staff
[01:00:39] <exec> syntax: ~staff meeting
[01:00:40] <exec> displays meeting info from either the site news slashbox or the board meeting wiki page
[01:00:40] <exec> http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[01:01:36] <crutchy> SpallsHurgenson, it's designed to stick out like mountain dew :p
[01:01:54] <crutchy> ~queue
[01:01:57] <exec> *** SN submission queue: 22 - http://sylnt.us
[01:02:01] <crutchy> wow!
[01:02:43] * crutchy wonders if we've passed the time of <10 submissions
[01:02:43] <SpallsHurgenson> that does seem excessive
[01:03:07] <crutchy> lol just heard 'butt slurp' as a criticism on a kids tv show :p
[01:03:07] <ciri> HEHEHEHE
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[01:04:08] <crutchy> ~cid
[01:04:09] <exec> max SN cid from articles in atom feed: 92628
[01:05:00] <crutchy> hmm prolly should add a timestamp there
[01:05:22] <crutchy> it was from 20 mins ago
[01:05:55] <crutchy> ~define camp lakebottom
[01:06:14] <exec> [stoacademy] 3camp lakebottom: Ocampa - A humanoid species from the planet Ocampa in the Delta Quadrant. They are known to have great mental powers.
[01:06:21] <crutchy> ¿
[01:06:39] <chromas> stoacademy always gives an interesting result
[01:06:52] <crutchy> ~define Camp_Lakebottom
[01:06:57] <exec> [wikipedia] 3Camp_Lakebottom: Camp Lakebottom is a Canadian animated series produced by 9 Story Entertainment[1] that first aired on Teletoon[2] starting July 4, 2013[3] and in the United States on Disney XD as of July 13, 2013.[4...
[01:07:03] <crutchy> there we go
[01:07:15] <crutchy> canadian... that explains it
[01:07:37] <crutchy> its like the real terrance and phillip
[01:08:07] <chromas> It's not Canadian unless their heads flops around
[01:08:26] <crutchy> there's characters named mcdweeb and buttstank or something like that
[01:08:43] <crutchy> buttsquat
[01:09:00] <crutchy> ahh mcgee lol
[01:09:09] <crutchy> sounds fkin weird
[01:09:42] <crutchy> my kids are engrossed. thats the main thing
[01:10:13] <crutchy> can't have them going outside and getting sunshine or exercise or anything dangerous like that
[01:10:24] <chromas> that would be gross
[01:10:27] <SpallsHurgenson> define engrossed - leaving mommy and daddy alone long enough to get it on :)
[01:10:38] <crutchy> if only
[01:10:56] <crutchy> lol 'mc body snatcher'
[01:10:58] <ciri> lol that's funny!
[01:12:14] <crutchy> ~define-add kids engrossed, leaving mommy and daddy alone long enough to get it on
[01:12:15] <exec> definition for term "kids engrossed" set to "leaving mommy and daddy alone long enough to get it on"
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[01:14:35] <Ethanol-fueled> suck me off, faggots!
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[01:16:20] <crutchy> hmm he must still be sober
[01:16:31] <crutchy> he used a comma
[01:17:53] <crutchy> w.t.f. http://i.huffpost.com
[01:18:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> makes sense.
[01:18:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> huffpo are all about making shit up, so unicorns are right in their idiom.
[01:20:35] <crutchy> we should host SN in yemen
[01:20:41] * SpallsHurgenson misses the good old days when cartoons were full of men with guns shooting bad guys
[01:20:56] <crutchy> even buggs bunny has become fucked up
[01:21:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> i prefer the ones with a man with a gun shooting a duck after he says "duck season, fire!"
[01:21:27] <crutchy> daffy duck is a creepy fuck
[01:21:59] <SpallsHurgenson> we can't have creepy characters anymore; all characters must have redeemable characteristics
[01:22:04] <crutchy> i prefer sammich
[01:22:04] <exec> http://www.youtube.com
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[01:22:41] <SpallsHurgenson> that voice... I think it has destroyed my soul
[01:22:52] <crutchy> i don't mind that they're creepy. its just different from what i remember
[01:23:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> reboot. new xorg n vid driver versions.
[01:23:54] <crutchy> good luck
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[01:24:24] <SpallsHurgenson> I'm not really the "market" anymore, but it seems these days all the characters are either kids or kid-analogues (like that robot from crutchy's link). I'm glad my cartoons had manly men who dressed in tights and had boy sidekicks :)
[01:24:52] <crutchy> nothin like men dominating boys
[01:25:13] <SpallsHurgenson> these days it seems to be the other way around :)
[01:25:18] <crutchy> the church would approve
[01:25:35] <SpallsHurgenson> since I technically fall into the "man" camp these days, this makes me nervous :)
[01:26:09] <SpallsHurgenson> also, Wilma and Betty. Modern cartoons ain't got nothin' on them :)
[01:26:16] <crutchy> seems like parents have become more lethargic (i can personally attest)
[01:26:35] <crutchy> but i don't let my kids get away with half the crap that other parents do
[01:26:56] <crutchy> oy yeah wilma and betty are hot
[01:27:09] <SpallsHurgenson> poor kids these days don't get to do half the crap I used to do... and I wasn't even a wild kid
[01:27:28] <crutchy> kids are bored so they turn to gangs and crime
[01:27:57] <chromas> That's 'cause we don't make them work the onino fields anymore
[01:28:12] <crutchy> schools are expensive and pointless (in the US anyway)
[01:28:20] <SpallsHurgenson> personally, I'd say it is 'cause their little lives are over-scheduled.
[01:29:06] <SpallsHurgenson> give 'em time to run around (mostly) unsupervised and be kids
[01:29:30] <crutchy> my kids aren't doing any extra-curricular activities, and i won't be pushing it or allowing them to do too much. my boss otoh gets up and 5 some mornings to drive his kids around to things
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[01:29:48] <crutchy> wb
[01:29:53] <crutchy> that was too easy
[01:29:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> hmm?
[01:29:59] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: thanks for the reminder to update
[01:30:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod.
[01:30:18] <chromas> What's with Flash plugin always getting updates when it's been abandoned for years?
[01:30:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> lil bit flakey but shurg
[01:30:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> no idea.
[01:30:25] <crutchy> maybe its a timebomb
[01:30:49] <crutchy> chromas, need to update the anti-anti-malware signatures
[01:30:53] <chromas> pacman needs a columns mode
[01:31:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, kinda does
[01:31:22] <crutchy> columns mode?
[01:31:24] <SpallsHurgenson> I have no idea what that means
[01:31:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> color works well enough but it could be better
[01:31:50] <crutchy> SpallsHurgenson, you and me both
[01:32:04] <chromas> align things into columns so it's easier to read, insted of being a text wall
[01:32:29] <SpallsHurgenson> 0_o
[01:32:49] <chromas> I know, making things look nice isn't nerdy
[01:33:20] * crutchy wonders if chromas is talking about a different 'pacman' to the one he remembers
[01:33:32] <chromas> monochrome monospaced forever, fellow nerdz!
[01:33:41] <chromas> package manager
[01:33:45] <crutchy> lol
[01:33:51] * SpallsHurgenson goes back to singing along with the King, "Well bless my soul what's wrong with me; I'm itching like a man on a fuzzy tree"
[01:34:17] <crutchy> chromas, you need only one... the one with cows :D
[01:34:33] <chromas> apt--
[01:34:33] <Bender> karma - apt: -2
[01:34:55] <chromas> archlinux++ where we config and make our own cows
[01:34:55] <Bender> karma - archlinux: 49
[01:35:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~moo
[01:35:05] <exec> (__)
[01:35:05] <exec> (oo)
[01:35:05] <exec> /------\/
[01:35:05] <exec> / | ||
[01:35:05] <exec> * /\---/\
[01:35:05] <exec> ~~ ~~
[01:35:06] <exec> ...."Have you mooed today?"...
[01:35:06] <crutchy> pfft fuck that
[01:35:15] <crutchy> making cows is hard
[01:35:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> nuh uh. i just made one
[01:35:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> and even cows manage to figure out how to make other cows, so it can't be that hard.
[01:35:54] <SpallsHurgenson> Apple Thinks Different, if by Different they mean "thinking exactly like somebody else and calling it their own" http://www.businessweek.com :)
[01:36:05] <SpallsHurgenson> heheh, that cow brings me back to my distributed.net days :)
[01:36:39] <crutchy> ooh cows making cows
[01:36:45] <crutchy> sounds kinky
[01:37:18] <crutchy> http://www.youtube.com
[01:37:19] <monopoly> ^ 03Camels having sex - animals mating - YouTube
[01:37:31] <SpallsHurgenson> do cows actually make cows by themselves anymore these days? I thought they all pretty much got help from a human and a turkey baster :)
[01:37:33] <chromas> and they do it without apt :D
[01:39:38] <crutchy> board meeting must have been moved into private space
[01:40:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> been over for a while now
[01:41:37] <crutchy> SpallsHurgenson, does that mean that cows are really some kind of human hybrid... a cowman!?
[01:41:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> cowboy
[01:42:23] * SpallsHurgenson starts building labyrinths, just to be safe
[01:42:43] * crutchy is disturbed by the program running in his brain
[01:43:04] * crutchy tries killall *cow*
[01:43:21] * SpallsHurgenson sings with the King some more, "Love me tender, love me sweet, never let me go."
[01:43:42] <crutchy> is that a userlist button?
[01:44:47] <crutchy> labrynth++
[01:44:47] <Bender> karma - labrynth: 1
[01:45:12] <SpallsHurgenson> magic_ball_of_twine--
[01:45:12] <Bender> karma - magic_ball_of_twine: -1
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[01:50:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Apple Pay may Subject Apple to Strict Regulation - http://sylnt.us - iRegs
[01:53:11] <SpallsHurgenson> how does Apple Pay work for people who keep our money under our pillows?
[01:53:12] <ciri> don't ask me!
[01:54:14] <SpallsHurgenson> ciri, how does Apple Pay work for people who keep our money under our pillows?
[01:55:12] <AndyTheAbsurd> Shouldn't be asking that question to Siri, not ciri?
[01:55:39] <SpallsHurgenson> ciri, please ask Siri how Apple Pay works for people who keep our money under our pillows
[01:57:53] <crutchy> ciri, please ask tama to ask bender to ask monopoly to ask exec to ask loggie to ask aqu4 to ask regurgitator to ask sedbot to ask wikirc to ask siri how apple pay works for people who keep money under their pillows
[01:58:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> bitch wouldn't open the pod bay doors for me so i got nothin left to say to her
[01:58:21] <crutchy> need moar bots!
[01:58:48] <SpallsHurgenson> I'm a bot! Beep! Beep! Whirrrr!
[01:58:50] <crutchy> cook her in a cake
[01:58:58] <crutchy> s/cook/bake/
[01:58:58] <SedBot9001> <crutchy> bake her in a cake
[02:05:07] <crutchy> ~suggestion for moderation, maybe allow anyone to moderate at any time as long as they are logged in and haven't contributed to the conversation, and only have a 'report spam' option as the only negative mod available
[02:05:36] <crutchy> ~suggest for moderation, maybe allow anyone to moderate at any time as long as they are logged in and haven't contributed to the conversation, and only have a 'report spam' option as the only negative mod available
[02:05:41] <crutchy> fucking bot
[02:05:46] <exec> *** suggestion successfully added to wiki - http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[02:06:09] <crutchy> ooh it worked :D
[02:06:38] <crutchy> maybe need a different page for suggestions?
[02:09:42] <crutchy> ooh there is a suggestions page already
[02:09:49] <crutchy> might reroute to that
[02:11:18] <crutchy> ~suggest for moderation, maybe allow anyone to moderate at any time as long as they are logged in and haven't contributed to the conversation, and only have a 'report spam' option as the only negative mod available
[02:11:26] <exec> *** suggestion successfully added to wiki - http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[02:11:57] <crutchy> oops
[02:12:05] <crutchy> just have to uddate URL
[02:12:13] * SpallsHurgenson wants more ways to down-mod people... spam, troll, not funny, wrong skin color, you know, stuff like that :)
[02:13:06] <crutchy> http://sylnt.us
[02:13:07] <monopoly> ^ 04Wiki: 03Suggestions: This is a compilation of Suggestions from various users. Think of it like a "wish list". These differ from feature requests in that they are projects that may require a significant amount of time to implement. A system should be develope... ( http://wiki.soylentnews.org )
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[02:17:55] <SoyCow1812> ~suggest spam
[02:18:09] <crutchy> ~rehash
[02:18:10] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file (76 aliases)
[02:18:16] <SoyCow1812> ~suggest spam
[02:18:59] <crutchy> anyone else identified with nickserv care to try?
[02:19:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~suggest crutchy for president
[02:19:25] <crutchy> it should authenticate anyone who is identified
[02:19:29] <exec> *** suggestion successfully added to wiki - http://sylnt.us
[02:19:36] <crutchy> has a * in the account list
[02:20:05] <crutchy> cool seems to be working :)
[02:20:09] <crutchy> thanks TheMightyBuzzard
[02:20:23] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard++
[02:20:23] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 69
[02:20:27] <crutchy> lol
[02:20:27] <ciri> lol that's funny!
[02:20:43] <SpallsHurgenson> ~suggest kill all the bots
[02:20:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep, you need to sign up as juggs's minion
[02:20:53] <exec> *** suggestion successfully added to wiki - http://sylnt.us
[02:21:36] <crutchy> soycows or anyone not identified shouldn't be able to use it (just be ignored)
[02:21:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> tired now. sleep.
[02:22:08] <crutchy> see ya mate
[02:22:14] <crutchy> ~time TheMightyBuzzard
[02:22:15] <exec> Friday, 12 September 2014 @ 9:22 pm CDT - Ada, OK
[02:22:20] <SpallsHurgenson> brb
[02:22:21] <crutchy> early one
[02:22:21] <ciri> me too, smoke time! SpallsHurgenson
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[02:22:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> 5am
[02:22:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> fooshies
[02:22:33] <crutchy> ah
[02:22:39] <crutchy> poor fooshes
[02:22:45] <crutchy> :)
[02:23:19] <SoyCow1812> ~suggest buy viagra online @ dildosrus.com
[02:23:45] <SoyCow1812> seems to work :)
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[02:24:26] <SomeOtherSpalls> ~suggest let me suggest
[02:24:58] <crutchy> 2014-09-13 13:24:24 > :SomeOtherSpalls!~SpallsHur@fbvl-09-465-913-10.nwrknj.east.verizon.net PRIVMSG #Soylent :~suggest let me suggest
[02:24:58] <crutchy> 2014-09-13 13:24:24 > authenticating "~suggest"...
[02:24:58] <crutchy> 2014-09-13 13:24:24 > WHOIS SomeOtherSpalls
[02:24:58] <crutchy> 2014-09-13 13:24:24 > :irc.sylnt.us 311 exec SomeOtherSpalls ~SpallsHur fbvl-09-465-913-10.nwrknj.east.verizon.net * :SpallsHurgenson
[02:24:59] <crutchy> 2014-09-13 13:24:24 > :irc.sylnt.us 319 exec SomeOtherSpalls :#Soylent
[02:25:01] <crutchy> 2014-09-13 13:24:24 > :irc.sylnt.us 312 exec SomeOtherSpalls irc.sylnt.us :It's all about the people!
[02:25:03] <crutchy> 2014-09-13 13:24:24 > :irc.sylnt.us INTERNAL :~users-internal 319 exec SomeOtherSpalls #Soylent
[02:25:07] <crutchy> 2014-09-13 13:24:24 > EXEC: php scripts/users.php '319 exec SomeOtherSpalls #Soylent ' 'irc.sylnt.us' '' '~users-internal'
[02:25:11] <crutchy> 2014-09-13 13:24:24 > :irc.sylnt.us 317 exec SomeOtherSpalls 0 1410575023 :seconds idle, signon time
[02:25:13] <crutchy> 2014-09-13 13:24:24 > process terminated normally: php scripts/users.php '319 exec SomeOtherSpalls #Soylent ' 'irc.sylnt.us' '' '~users-internal'
[02:25:16] <crutchy> 2014-09-13 13:24:24 > :irc.sylnt.us 318 exec SomeOtherSpalls :End of /WHOIS list.
[02:25:18] <SomeOtherSpalls> I feel so naked :)
[02:25:20] <crutchy> holy shit that was longer than i thought sorry :/
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[02:26:35] <crutchy> wb :D
[02:27:03] * SpallsHurgenson still feels naked
[02:27:29] <NCommander> MY EYES
[02:27:31] <NCommander> THEY BURN
[02:27:36] <crutchy> rock out with your cock out man!
[02:28:14] <NCommander> SpallsHurgenson, seriously, I know you're from Newark, but have wear some pants. You're doing nothing to improve the image of that side of the tunnel
[02:28:32] <SpallsHurgenson> FEEL naked, FEEL naked
[02:28:39] <crutchy> that side of the tunnel *has* an image?!
[02:28:55] <crutchy> pants--
[02:28:55] <Bender> karma - pants: -2
[02:29:04] <NCommander> crutchy, toxic waste dump + airport is a mental image
[02:29:17] <SpallsHurgenson> actually, parts of Newark are quite Manhattanesque :)
[02:29:21] <NCommander> You know you're in the shit when an airport RAISES the land values
[02:29:30] <NCommander> SpallsHurgenson, yes, we call those sections Harlem
[02:29:32] * NCommander ducks
[02:29:35] <SpallsHurgenson> there are three or four or blocks that you feel safe walking through :)
[02:29:35] <crutchy> i like planes
[02:30:10] <crutchy> SpallsHurgenson, are they the blocks that border the neighboring borough?
[02:30:12] <NCommander> SpallsHurgenson, pfft, I've gone for walks through Iraq with nothing but a T-Shirt and camera
[02:30:28] <crutchy> whatever that is (/me isn't overly familiar with NYC)
[02:30:30] <SpallsHurgenson> I remember going to airports just to see the planes; it was an exciting daytrip
[02:30:49] <crutchy> nj maybe
[02:30:49] <NCommander> SpallsHurgenson, I used to do that too
[02:31:10] * crutchy opens google maps
[02:31:11] <NCommander> crutchy, saying Newark is part of NYC is like saying Ireland is part of Britian :-P
[02:31:21] <SpallsHurgenson> I can't blame the TSA for the end of that habit though. It was the crowds, prices and parking that killed it
[02:31:23] <NCommander> You'd be both wrong, and offend a lot of people
[02:31:44] <SpallsHurgenson> I think he meant Harlem
[02:31:55] <NCommander> SpallsHurgenson, here in Anchorage, there's a trail that puts you between the sea and the runway
[02:32:06] <NCommander> You can see planes flying overhead from less than 50 meters away
[02:32:22] <crutchy> try telling a kiwi that new zealand is a state of australia :-P
[02:32:33] <SpallsHurgenson> it's not?
[02:32:37] <SpallsHurgenson> :)
[02:32:51] <SpallsHurgenson> Australia... that's the country next to Germany, right?
[02:32:53] * crutchy would like to be a fly on a wall (with clearance from the impending doom)
[02:33:11] <crutchy> yeah we're pretty close to germany... only a few thousand miles
[02:33:30] <SpallsHurgenson> both of 'em have a reputation about sheep too :)
[02:33:35] <crutchy> lol
[02:33:36] <ciri> hehehe
[02:33:38] <SpallsHurgenson> easy to get 'em confused
[02:33:50] <NCommander> crutchy, nah, its more fun to refer to it as Middle Zealand
[02:33:51] * NCommander ducks
[02:34:04] <SpallsHurgenson> oh, and they both have funny accents
[02:34:07] <crutchy> we're basically one country. NZ just doesn't like to admit :p
[02:34:29] <SpallsHurgenson> right, South China :)
[02:34:31] <crutchy> don't need to worry about visas at least
[02:34:43] <SpallsHurgenson> (give it thirty years)
[02:34:57] <crutchy> ha. yeah that might come sooner than you (or i) think
[02:35:13] <SpallsHurgenson> they're getting closer, island by island :)
[02:35:15] <crutchy> china owns a lot of both our countries
[02:35:38] <crutchy> (including politicians)
[02:36:06] <crutchy> ooh i found the USA in google maps :)
[02:36:23] <SpallsHurgenson> that's okay, they can buy all they want; like shit and garbage we never run out of politicians :)
[02:36:24] <crutchy> its got a dick hanging out the east side
[02:36:39] <SpallsHurgenson> crutchy: that's South Canada
[02:36:45] <crutchy> cuba looks like a big messy splodge
[02:37:11] <SpallsHurgenson> South America wasn't putting out :)
[02:37:15] <crutchy> omg ny has its own boner pointing towards greenland
[02:38:09] <SpallsHurgenson> with three tiny "splodges" of its own (Block Island, Martha's Vineyard and Nantucket)
[02:38:22] <SpallsHurgenson> you know, I once knew a man from Nantucket...
[02:38:41] <crutchy> hmm where the hell is harlem?
[02:39:15] <SpallsHurgenson> Manhattan island
[02:39:18] * crutchy can see bronx, manhatten, jersey, newark, brooklyn
[02:40:07] <crutchy> oh
[02:40:12] <SpallsHurgenson> it's a neighborhood, not a city
[02:40:17] <crutchy> google shows it as 'upper manhattan'
[02:40:25] <SpallsHurgenson> close enough
[02:40:59] <SpallsHurgenson> basically,southern edge is the northern edge central park
[02:41:28] <SpallsHurgenson> it stops at washington heights (look for the George Washington Bridge)
[02:41:32] <crutchy> newark is full of freeways (or tollways)
[02:41:59] * crutchy has been fascinated by nyc since he was a kid. dunno if i would want to live there
[02:42:28] <crutchy> things like the subway, old trade center, 'steel and glass canyons' etc
[02:42:29] <SpallsHurgenson> great shopping, great dining, great everything... except actually living there :)
[02:43:23] <SpallsHurgenson> cramped, noisy and expensive
[02:43:41] * crutchy works in a building with an elevator, but there are only 2 floors above ground level. sometimes when i'm going up one floor i think about what it might be like going up 50+ floors
[02:44:00] <SpallsHurgenson> oooh, an elevator :)
[02:44:42] <crutchy> melbourne has a few tall buildings but i haven't worked there much except for a 2 month stint with a government agency when i was at uni
[02:44:52] <SpallsHurgenson> it's like an elevator on a 2-story building, except it takes longer :)
[02:44:54] <crutchy> i think it was on the 11th floor of a buildding
[02:44:58] <crutchy> lol
[02:44:59] <ciri> i missed it, what are you laughing at? >.>
[02:45:24] <crutchy> and there are usually more people to sharing their stink?
[02:45:36] <SpallsHurgenson> and if you are in a downtown manhattan building, the elevators are very... personal (read: small)
[02:46:19] <SpallsHurgenson> New Yorkers bathe. We have running water year-round :)
[02:46:48] <crutchy> you don't fart?
[02:47:03] <crutchy> hmm assuming you're a new yorker
[02:47:06] <crutchy> i can't remember
[02:47:25] <SpallsHurgenson> honestly, I can't remember the last time I smelled flatulence in a NY elevator :)
[02:47:36] <SpallsHurgenson> we hold it in until we can share it with our coworkers :)
[02:48:55] <crutchy> the elevator in the building where i work doesn't get anywhere near as much usage as one in manhattan but i take pleasure in leaving a present when i step out :p
[02:49:35] <SpallsHurgenson> we get our fill of those sort of smells in the subway :)
[03:08:07] <crutchy> enclosed_spaces--
[03:08:07] <Bender> karma - enclosed_spaces: -1
[03:14:50] <SpallsHurgenson> and stuff in 'em like sardines :)
[03:15:59] <SpallsHurgenson> s/ff/ffed/
[03:15:59] <SedBot9001> <SpallsHurgenson> and stuffed in 'em like sardines :)
[03:28:29] <juggs> reminds me of the London tubes - I did ~not~ enjoy commuting on those feckers in rush hour
[03:30:12] <SpallsHurgenson> crowds and smells aside, I always like riding the subway :)
[03:30:34] <SpallsHurgenson> it's the heat and humidity waiting on the platform that drives me nuts
[03:31:39] <juggs> yeh - it's fine outside the 2 rush hours - but being crammed into other people's armpits on a tube carriage with no a/c and little ventilation is not my idea of a fun time
[03:32:07] <SpallsHurgenson> nyc subways have AC. that's what makes them so nice after standing on the bloody platforms :)
[03:33:01] <juggs> there's only one London tube line with A/C - the rest are a sweat inducing nightmare fr ~half the year
[03:33:13] <crutchy> melbourne only has an underground city loop, but does at least have A/C
[03:39:19] <crutchy> coffee++
[03:39:19] <Bender> karma - coffee: 778
[03:39:31] <crutchy> how you been juggs?
[03:39:31] <ciri> not sure
[03:40:19] <juggs> not so bad thanks crutchy - my sleep clock is all manner of screwed up late;y, but otherwise find and dandy. How about you?
[03:41:46] <crutchy> can't complain
[03:45:44] <SpallsHurgenson> how sad it must be not to be able to complain; kvetching is one of life's great pleasures :)
[03:45:44] <ciri> very carefully and then some
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[03:49:11] <crutchy> hi konomi
[03:49:12] <ciri> hi i'm happy today! :D crutchy
[03:52:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Spectro-Astrometry and Detecting Planet Formation - http://sylnt.us - now-I-see-you
[03:54:13] <SpallsHurgenson> bah, forget detecting, I want to start travelling.
[03:54:47] <SpallsHurgenson> the huge distances mean that fuel is an issue, but I say we just use Pluto; it's not as if it's a planet anymore
[03:58:21] <crutchy> the only thing preventing us from going anywhere beyond our atmosphere is geopolitics
[04:00:16] <SpallsHurgenson> and that damn 1G gravity field. I'm working on getting rid of that
[04:00:34] <SpallsHurgenson> (you may wish to install velcro everywhere :)
[04:04:07] <juggs> didn't Paul Simon write a song about that - Velcro On The Soles Of Her Shoes I think it was :)
[04:06:33] <SpallsHurgenson> Diamonds!
[04:07:20] <SpallsHurgenson> ZZ Top did Velcro Fly though.
[04:16:49] * SirFinkus just acquired a vial of mercury
[04:16:52] <SirFinkus> this shit is neat
[04:19:40] <SpallsHurgenson> no drinky!
[04:20:56] <juggs> ha - remember rolling balls of that stuff around the desk in chem labs at school - doubt they allow that any more
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[05:18:35] <arti> crutchy, also gravity.
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[05:33:05] <NCommander> Guess its official
[05:33:09] <NCommander> I'm unemployed
[05:34:03] <arti> what?
[05:34:18] * arti lowers a beer into ncommander's fridge
[05:34:36] <NCommander> arti, I left my job
[05:34:37] <arti> i'm still getting used to the beaming controls
[05:34:50] <arti> tired of the same ol?
[05:36:22] <arti> got anything planned for the next leg or going to take some time off?
[05:36:28] <NCommander> Time off
[05:36:39] <arti> cool, maybe some kayaking.
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[05:51:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Must Stop Ignoring Customer Support Emails in Germany - http://sylnt.us - too-big-to-email-customers
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[06:46:48] <ar> https://www.freebsd.org https://web.archive.org
[06:46:49] <monopoly> ^ 03The FreeBSD Project
[06:46:49] <monopoly> ^ 03The FreeBSD Project
[06:46:51] <ar> one thing never changes - security advisory for openssl ;)
[06:47:50] <juggs> hmm, I've been wondering what to do with my mostly idle desktop lately. Time to take a bsd for a spinperhaps :D
[06:49:41] <JamesNZ> NCommander: What's your dream job?
[06:53:05] <NCommander> JamesNZ, I dunno
[06:54:22] <JamesNZ> Mmmm.
[06:56:39] <crutchy> you can be a full time slashologist
[06:57:14] <crutchy> or slashgineer
[06:57:40] <crutchy> or slashnician
[06:58:23] <crutchy> 'what do you do for a living?' - 'oh, i slash'
[07:00:06] <crutchy> 'ah, so you're a professional involuntary euthenasist then?'
[07:00:16] <crutchy> 'err... in a sense, yeah'
[07:00:46] <crutchy> 'i partially euthanase myself every time i touch the slash codebase'
[07:02:23] * crutchy is listening to 3 hours of the FDNY dispatch radio from 9/11/01
[07:03:03] <crutchy> http://www.youtube.com
[07:03:04] <monopoly> ^ 039/11: FDNY World Trade Center Tapes - YouTube
[07:06:54] <Lagg> NCommander's dream job is being the maintainer of MCommander
[07:07:22] <NCommander> O_o;
[07:07:37] * Lagg huhuhu's all the way to the market
[07:08:00] * crutchy smells like lawnmower fuel and grass
[07:08:24] <Lagg> See, MCommander http://www.midnight-commander.org
[07:08:25] <monopoly> ^ 03Midnight Commander
[07:08:30] <juggs> finally tamed the undergrowth eh crutchy
[07:08:48] <crutchy> it was a bit overdue. not too bad though
[07:14:21] <JamesNZ> Got green shoes now I'm guessing?
[07:15:01] <crutchy> yeah
[07:15:24] <JamesNZ> Happens to me every time :)
[07:47:30] <chromas> Lagg: also Norton
[07:50:58] <Lagg> chromas: No no, he asked what his dream job is not his nightmare
[08:01:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Jetpack Helps Soldiers Run Faster - http://sylnt.us - but-hoverboards-would-be-better
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[10:13:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:13:34] <Bender> karma - coffee: 779
[10:19:29] <juggs> morning TheMightyBuzzard - good luck against the ebil fooshes
[10:19:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> gracias. wearing long pants and taking a jacket today though. bout froze to death yesterday.
[10:22:05] <juggs> thermos++
[10:22:05] <Bender> karma - thermos: 1
[10:25:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> went out in shorts in the low 60s while it was raining.
[10:25:49] <juggs> fine for running about doing stuff but not sitting fishing :D
[10:50:10] <crutchy> coffee++
[10:50:10] <Bender> karma - coffee: 780
[10:50:32] <juggs> tea++
[10:50:32] <Bender> karma - tea: 54
[11:32:08] <crutchy> comments have slowed a bit. weekend i guess
[11:32:24] <crutchy> ~time chicago
[11:32:26] <exec> Saturday, 13 September 2014 @ 6:32 am CDT - Chicago, IL
[11:32:27] <juggs> yup
[11:32:55] <crutchy> 3 in the last hr
[11:32:56] <ciri> 4
[11:32:57] <ciri> 5
[11:32:58] <ciri> 6
[11:33:00] <ciri> 7
[11:33:02] <ciri> 8
[11:33:04] <ciri> 9
[11:33:06] <ciri> 10 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[11:33:36] * crutchy gives ciri a congratulatory pancake
[11:34:20] <juggs> next you'll have it reciting the entire alphabet if someone starts a line with A
[11:42:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Family of Materials for Energy-Efficient Information Storage and Processing - http://sylnt.us - need-more-of-everything
[11:44:05] * crutchy has no power over ciri
[11:44:33] <swiss> 8 is a number too
[11:44:38] <swiss> that didn't trigger it
[11:44:44] <swiss> also, i should be fast asleep
[11:44:56] <crutchy> ~time swiss
[11:44:57] <exec> Saturday, 13 September 2014 @ 1:44 pm GMT+2 - Switzerland
[11:45:11] <crutchy> lol is that right?
[11:45:11] <ciri> HEY! don't laugh at me
[11:45:18] <swiss> http://theonion.github.io
[11:45:18] <monopoly> ^ 03fartscroll.js | Everyone farts. And now your web pages can too.
[11:45:23] <swiss> ciri: i'm in LA
[11:45:29] <swiss> ~time Los Angeles
[11:45:30] <exec> Saturday, 13 September 2014 @ 4:45 am PDT - Los Angeles, CA
[11:46:04] <swiss> that's what's goin on here
[11:46:18] <crutchy> ~time-add swiss Los Angeles
[11:46:20] <exec> name "swiss" set for location "Los Angeles"
[11:46:58] <crutchy> now you can just do ~time or ~weather
[11:47:10] <crutchy> assuming the weather site is up :/
[11:47:14] <crutchy> ~weather
[11:47:19] <exec> weather for 10Morwell (latrobe Valley Airport), VIC, Australia at 8:59 pm (GMT+10) ~ 48 mins ago: temp: 1012.1°C (53.8°F), dp: 108°C (46.4°F), press: 101023.1 mb (-0.1 mb/60 mins), humid: 1076%, wind: 104.8 km/h (3 mph) @ 1080°
[11:47:21] <swiss> ~weather
[11:47:24] <exec> weather for 10LOS ANGELES USC CAMPUS, CA, United States at 3:47 am (PDT) ~ 60 mins ago: temp: 1021°C (69.8°F), dp: 1017°C (62.6°F), press: 101007.8 mb (-0.3 mb/60 mins), humid: 1077%, wind: 100 km/h (0 mph) @ 100°
[11:47:39] <swiss> wanna see something disgusting? Look at "weather agoura hills" in google for this next week
[11:48:44] <swiss> oh, monday cooled off. Now the high is only 108
[11:49:10] <crutchy> 42 deg C is pretty warm
[11:49:34] <crutchy> we get the kiddy pool set up on those kinda days
[11:49:44] <swiss> i just got a new motorcycle too
[11:49:48] <swiss> and it's way too hot to ride it
[11:50:33] <crutchy> hopefully you guys don't get fires
[11:50:39] <crutchy> or has there already been?
[11:51:05] <crutchy> hmm
[11:51:24] <crutchy> k i'm thinking about changing the weather script to just use google
[11:51:39] <swiss> we haven't had fires in a while
[11:51:52] <swiss> when i move, i should set up inside and outside thermometers
[11:52:19] <swiss> what i'm really tempted to do is set up 4g ones (on like, a freedompop) that I can put anywhere I have an outlet
[11:52:38] <crutchy> i got a little weather station, but i gotta crawl under the house to fix the outdoor unit. fuck that
[11:52:58] <swiss> lol
[11:52:58] <ciri> lol damn!
[11:53:03] <swiss> http://www.weathershop.com or this
[11:53:04] <monopoly> ^ 03Cellular Weather Station
[11:53:06] <swiss> this would be badass
[11:53:24] <crutchy> nice
[11:53:28] <swiss> I'd love to own like, 10, and put them in my favorite places to go hiking or motorcycling
[11:54:22] <crutchy> the one i got just has a little sensor module that's u-bolted to the tv antenna pole with a wire going down under the house to a little box thingy. the display unit is wireless
[11:54:55] <swiss> no matter what, i'm gonna make sure mine is talking to a computer somewhere
[11:55:08] <swiss> otherwise i can't check it on the go!
[11:55:27] <swiss> http://www.tinkerforge.com
[11:55:28] <monopoly> ^ 03Starter Kit: Weather Station – Tinkerforge
[11:56:07] <swiss> idk, more gadgets, mroe stupid ideas
[11:56:14] <swiss> i am gonna sleep, ttyl
[11:56:23] <crutchy> cya mate
[11:56:28] <crutchy> stay cool
[12:43:43] <chromas> crutchy: that'd be cool: an exec script that polls our personal weather stations
[12:44:12] <crutchy> lol
[12:44:13] <ciri> heh
[12:44:57] <crutchy> my bot scripting motivation has waned a bit lately. might be just tired
[12:45:22] <crutchy> i try to do little bits here and there
[12:45:48] <chromas> There's always Pascal. It calls your name
[12:46:18] <crutchy> tbh i haven't done any delphi code for a few months :(
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[12:46:53] <chromas> Jesus wept
[12:46:56] <prospectacle> greetings
[12:46:56] <crutchy> i was working on a little game thingy, and i have a few work projects
[12:47:04] <crutchy> ~gday prospectacle
[12:47:05] <exec> * crutchy insubordinately cracks open a coffee++ mug of spew for prospectacle
[12:47:14] <crutchy> ~gday chromas
[12:47:14] <exec> * crutchy prematurely flings a bathtub of g'day juice at chromas
[12:47:43] <prospectacle> lol
[12:47:44] <ciri> lol that's funny!
[12:47:55] <prospectacle> got the adverbs going I see. Nice work
[12:48:00] <crutchy> lately i have enough trouble just getting out of bed in the morning :/
[12:48:08] <crutchy> oh yeah :)
[12:48:11] <chromas> A server-side script that pulls info from the Soylent db and makes stats for bots and stuff
[12:48:12] <crutchy> thanks for those
[12:48:36] <crutchy> nah we dont need no server side scripts :p
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[12:48:49] <crutchy> scrape_mining++
[12:48:49] <Bender> karma - scrape_mining: 1
[12:49:17] <crutchy> we already got #comments going :)
[12:49:53] <prospectacle> thanks to soylent news I've discovered tree tabs in firefox, it's pretty sweet
[12:50:10] <crutchy> 3218 lines of SN comment meta-data and counting :p
[12:50:20] <crutchy> tree tabs?
[12:50:48] * crutchy opens aurora
[12:50:53] <prospectacle> yeah puts your tabs on the side instead of the top, andt hey can be nested so you see what opens from what
[12:51:00] <chromas> crutchy: it's awesome
[12:51:10] <prospectacle> because generally you've got more free horizontal space than vertical space
[12:51:14] <chromas> But still needs tab coloring
[12:51:28] <crutchy> how to enable it?
[12:51:28] <ciri> doing great here
[12:51:41] <prospectacle> it's an extension, one sec...
[12:52:14] <prospectacle> https://addons.mozilla.org
[12:53:15] <crutchy> ooh
[12:53:46] <crutchy> might take a little bit of getting used to, but a lot less clutter is predicted :)
[12:54:16] <crutchy> and a lot easier to find shit i guess (no truncated titles)
[12:54:45] <chromas> crutchy: warning: it's even easier to end up with far too many tabs
[12:54:55] <crutchy> tabs++
[12:54:55] <Bender> karma - tabs: 1
[12:55:27] <prospectacle> yeah that's the idea, you can generally fit more text in. It is a bit weird to use but I'm getting used to it
[12:55:57] <chromas> I remember that having several /. tabs open at once would cause Opera to masturbate a lot
[12:56:01] <juggs> ooh - that is nifty
[12:56:14] <crutchy> i'm a bit of a tab-addict. i come across all sorts of links and i think 'hmm that looks interesting. i'll openj it in a tab so i can look at it later and not forget'
[12:56:51] <crutchy> been looking at a bit of 9/11 stuff lately (that time of year again)
[12:56:58] <chromas> Tabs > bookmarks. At least until the browser crashes and it forgets the session of sometimes just part of it
[12:57:26] <crutchy> i don't think i've ever heard of an event so divisive as 9/11
[12:57:37] <chromas> Haha
[12:57:48] <chromas> I see what you did there
[12:58:12] <crutchy> lol wanna let me in on it cos i have nfi what i did there :p
[12:58:13] <ciri> rofl
[12:58:36] <chromas> It's a division problem
[12:58:44] <crutchy> lmao
[12:58:49] <chromas> 9/11
[12:58:57] * crutchy can't help but open a calculator
[12:59:15] <prospectacle> 0.81818181818182
[12:59:40] <chromas> You said it's divisive and it's a fraction
[13:00:09] <crutchy> damn gcalc
[13:00:23] <crutchy> i had to switch to scientific notation to get that last 2
[13:00:43] <chromas> "<systemd> mom is so stinky that when thy son Joseph, God Almighty give you a thing."
[13:00:57] <crutchy> sudo apt-get install $insert_better_calc
[13:01:06] <chromas> crutchy: use php :D
[13:01:18] <crutchy> ahah
[13:01:29] <chromas> or make an exec calc script
[13:01:37] <chromas> .1+2
[13:01:39] <chromas> !1+2
[13:01:45] <chromas> =5+tama
[13:02:00] <crutchy> ooh
[13:02:09] <chromas> <systemd> She washes his hands. His dog Wiggles does the same. Then Ace looks through it. And that day he is taken away.
[13:02:34] <crutchy> i so just figured out how to trick exec into running generic shell commands from irc
[13:03:21] <crutchy> my brain was just thinking of the simplest way to do a little calc script, and my brain came up with: eval
[13:03:48] <crutchy> and then my brain said... hmm better not do that, cos... ooh you can do shell commands!
[13:03:51] <chromas> no need to czech your inputs >:)
[13:04:09] <chromas> but hey you can always run that script in another vm
[13:04:17] <chromas> one that exec controls
[13:04:23] <crutchy> nah i bailed on the calc thing
[13:04:29] <chromas> so you can ~vm.reset
[13:04:40] <chromas> ~vm.boot
[13:04:51] <chromas> and then suddenly we have shellbot
[13:05:41] <crutchy> but i might make a script with some filtering that does a eval('exec($trailing);'); type thingy
[13:06:00] <chromas> kwin-- for jacking off
[13:06:00] <Bender> karma - kwin: -1
[13:06:02] <crutchy> can also use it to manage sedbot
[13:06:07] <chromas> ooh
[13:06:39] <crutchy> could start sedbot in any channel using eval
[13:07:03] <crutchy> would just need to filter the trailing arg
[13:07:17] <crutchy> which would be passed to internal commands as channel name
[13:08:04] <crutchy> multi_multi_multi_process++
[13:08:04] <Bender> karma - multi_multi_multi_process: 1
[13:08:41] <chromas> ~eval("exec --nick=exec2")
[13:09:16] <crutchy> lol yeah i guess wouldn't be too hard to do that
[13:09:16] <ciri> i don't think it's that funny lol
[13:09:31] <crutchy> kinda like ~bot bot
[13:13:29] <crutchy> ooh there's an /exec command in xchat
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[13:44:18] <juggs> what ya up to crutchman?
[13:45:43] <crutchy> missus had an internets disaster that required a systemwide reboot :p
[13:46:10] <crutchy> s/system/nation/
[13:46:10] <SedBot9001> <crutchy> missus had an webwebs disaster that required a nationwide reboot :p
[13:46:28] <juggs> oopsie
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[13:46:39] <juggs> .calc
[13:46:40] <juggs> !calc
[13:46:45] <juggs> ~calc
[13:47:29] <juggs> AHA! ciri has a calc
[13:47:37] <juggs> .calc 9/11
[13:47:37] <ciri> Expression: 9/11 = 0
[13:47:48] <juggs> .calc 9/11.
[13:47:49] <ciri> Expression: 9/11. = 0.818181818182
[13:48:50] <crutchy> ooh
[13:49:11] <crutchy> .calc 9/11/01
[13:49:13] <ciri> Expression: 9/11/01 = 0
[13:49:22] <crutchy> gameserv?
[13:49:29] <chromas> need a . in there somewhere to get float output
[13:49:37] <juggs> yup
[13:49:43] <crutchy> .calc 9./11./01...
[13:49:45] <ciri> Error: see .calc help
[13:50:12] <crutchy> .calc 1/0
[13:50:13] <ciri> Error: see .calc help
[13:50:21] <juggs> that's an eggdrop script if I'm not mistaken - convert.202r.tcl :D
[13:50:31] <juggs> .conv
[13:50:47] <juggs> .f2c 80
[13:50:49] <ciri> Converted 80 Fahrenheit => 26.6688 Celsius
[13:51:08] <juggs> .ft2m 20
[13:51:09] <ciri> Converted 20 ft => 6.09570252972 m
[13:51:17] <crutchy> omg ciri almost seems smart now
[13:51:35] <juggs> .mi2km 16
[13:51:35] <ciri> Converted 16 mi => 25.7648953301 km
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[13:51:51] <juggs> .km2mi 16
[13:51:51] <ciri> Converted 16 km => 9.936 mi
[13:52:00] <crutchy> quick ciri needs 20cc of stupordumdumadrol
[13:52:15] <crutchy> stat!
[13:52:43] <crutchy> !quote ciri
[13:52:43] <Bender> Quote 154 - <ciri> unitron: I've done many a number of humans the impeding environmental crisis will kill off, the curse of sexual attraction as it knows that the bird is the word.
[13:52:47] <Bender> Also in quotes: 201, 207, 208, 210, 233
[13:52:55] <crutchy> there we go
[13:53:06] <crutchy> crithith averted
[13:53:38] <juggs> thakn thpagetti monthter for that!
[13:55:03] <crutchy> i thpthought it watthhhpthp daffythp duckththpth
[13:55:23] * crutchy wipes the spit off his screen
[13:55:24] <juggs> .calc rand()
[13:55:25] <ciri> Expression: rand() = 0.479850927126
[13:55:39] <crutchy> .calc exec(reboot)
[13:55:41] <ciri> Error: see .calc help
[13:55:59] <juggs> hmm.. why is gameserv being triggered by that?
[13:56:06] * juggs toddles off to take a look
[13:56:13] <juggs> actually time for some fodder first
[13:56:40] <crutchy> if that means sleep i'm waaay ahead of ya. catch yas on the flipside
[13:56:54] <juggs> fodder = food
[13:56:58] <juggs> sleep well
[13:57:05] <juggs> ~time crutchy
[13:57:07] <exec> Saturday, 13 September 2014 @ 11:57 pm GMT+10 - Traralgon VIC, Australia
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[14:26:38] <Bender> karma - freenode: -2
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[21:30:43] <juggs> o/ hola TheMightyBuzzard - good haul of worm nibblers today?
[21:31:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> nothin but perch and few and far between on them.
[21:32:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> on paper it looked like an excellent day for fishing too.
[21:33:02] <juggs> ahh well, can't win them all. Always good to get out anyway. Do you foosh from the bank or a boat?
[21:34:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> covered dock with built in pole holders and seats
[21:34:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> not quite as swanky as it sounds but close
[21:35:47] <juggs> sounds downright luxurious compared to the guys I see here on the river squatting on their tackle boxes under an umbrella
[21:37:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> does certainly beat that, yeah. kudos to the park for building it in a good fishing spot.
[21:45:39] <juggs> I'd be inclined to go down there and ~forget~ to bait the hook, then open a good book :D "Oh, no terrible day for me... no bites at all" *whistle*
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[22:19:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> gets a tad boring if you don't have something to do during conversation lulls.
[22:19:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> like cuss fish
[22:21:01] <juggs> that's what the book is for :)
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[22:22:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i'll go ahead and catch some fish tomorrow, just for a change of pace.
[22:22:47] * juggs shakes head at amplifier having noted the volume control has gone "crunchy" again. Really should use it more to keep the windings clean.
[22:23:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, or just keep a handfull of pots handy.
[22:24:43] <juggs> nah, I just switch it off and give the volume a good exercising and it usually comes right. It's just a bit of oxidation I think.
[22:25:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> or carbon from the brush, yeah
[22:26:24] <juggs> Can't complain, it's done me 20+ years and this is the only niggle - the pots get a bit crunchy if I don't use it a while.
[22:27:18] <juggs> ha - looking closer - typical 80s/90s amp, the volume goes up to 40 :D
[22:27:40] <juggs> take that Spinal Tap :P
[22:28:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> and here i was going to suggest you get some that go to 11
[22:34:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, adam baldwin does love to argue on twitter quite a bit
[22:35:47] <juggs> If I recognised the name I might care a jot, but I don't - so I don't. Some actor or something?
[22:36:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> jayne from firefly
[22:36:49] <chromas> he's a Baldwin?
[22:37:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'what i said but apparently no relation.
[22:38:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> just as well, he'd likely end up shooting any of the other baldwins. somehow he managed to dodge the hollywood stereotype and be a conservative.
[22:39:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> also been pushing the hell out of gamergate
[22:40:34] * chromas wonders when there will be gategate
[22:40:45] <juggs> must be HUGE in the world of blogs no doubt.
[22:41:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> no idea. blogs are too 90s for me.
[22:41:57] <chromas> stream_of_consciousness++ poop time
[22:41:57] <Bender> karma - stream_of_consciousness: 1
[22:42:05] <juggs> chromas, when a gate manufacturer is found to have deliberately designed their automated gates to crush people... and the president has one and covers it up.... that will be gategate
[22:42:12] <chromas> oops, that was for twatsbook
[22:42:40] <chromas> does the prez uh…whitewash it? Or just give it a little stain?
[22:43:30] <juggs> passes it off as crushing terrrists most likely.
[22:46:44] <crutchy> nah not even terrorists would wanna work there
[22:47:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, depends on which prez. bush would have had it built by haliburton with an oil-based stain and obama would have it built by chicago union labor, whitewashed it, and then replaced it because it was racist because it was white.
[22:48:57] <crutchy> maybe it could be the new gitmo... 'tell us everything, or else we'll make you work for the potus'... 'nnnnooooooo! anything but that. i'll tell you all i know'
[22:49:16] <chromas> freenode--
[22:49:16] <Bender> karma - freenode: -3
[22:49:44] <crutchy> is it full of wankers?
[22:49:50] <chromas> keeps disconnecting
[22:50:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know russian prisoners are jealous. they get frozen siberia and ours get tropical gitmo.
[22:50:16] <chromas> quassel-- for not identifying with service bot before joining channels
[22:50:16] <Bender> karma - quassel: -1
[22:50:33] <crutchy> xchat++
[22:50:33] <Bender> karma - xchat: 4
[22:50:47] <chromas> crutchy: s/(x)/he\1/
[22:50:47] <SedBot9001> <chromas> <crutchy> hexchat++
[22:50:53] <crutchy> is there a sexchat?
[22:51:06] <chromas> If not then I hslat hang mine head in shame
[22:51:14] <chromas> or learn2type
[22:51:43] <chromas> tama died
[22:51:49] <crutchy> i have both xchat and hexchat configured. i still use xchat
[22:52:02] <crutchy> nnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
[22:52:15] <chromas> I wonder if you could just copy your profile from xchat over to hexchat
[22:52:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> likely
[22:52:48] <crutchy> i started a ~tama script but it doesn't do anything yet
[22:53:06] <juggs> my latest mint upgrade dragged in hexchat in place of xchat - there's a couple of places to rename things in the xchat profile files but then it just works
[22:53:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> nifty
[22:54:45] <crutchy> i like the idea of programming a bot with "something <command> something"
[22:55:00] <juggs> looks mostly the same - but then meh, it's a frickin irc client, I swear whatever the hell it was I was using in the 90s on win3.something looked the same.
[22:55:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup, one niche finally got "don't fuck with what works just for the sake of newness"
[22:56:00] <chromas> we need a new client with xml and moar bewbs
[22:56:21] <crutchy> sexchat++
[22:56:21] <Bender> karma - sexchat: 1
[22:56:26] <chromas> in PAscal
[22:56:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, xml is dated. would have to be json.
[22:56:50] <crutchy> ew
[22:57:01] <chromas> How does Android surive when it's got the two worst things in recent history?
[22:57:01] <ciri> how how brown cow
[22:57:04] <juggs> here's the channel list, here's the user list, here's the bit to type onto.
[22:57:04] <chromas> Java + xml
[22:57:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> reminds me, one of these days i need to find out why we have an index.xml being created.
[22:57:35] <crutchy> for feeds?
[22:57:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> not really. have a look at it
[22:57:51] <chromas> feeds without all the overhead
[22:57:57] <crutchy> ooh yeah
[22:58:06] <crutchy> that would be awesome
[22:59:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's updated same time as the rest of the feeds if you want to slurp it for a bot instead of rss/atom
[22:59:18] <juggs> dayum am I glad xhtml didn't catch on
[22:59:55] <crutchy> cool, its not much different, but would be much less to download
[22:59:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm mostly glad i don't hafta write much of the stuff.
[23:00:47] * juggs throws a bucket of rss and atom feeds at TheMightyBuzzard
[23:01:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't mind a bit of rss or atom but html can eat me for anything but minor tweaks.
[23:07:14] <juggs> meh, it's all gone javascript happy clappy. Apparently we need immersive and compelling web experiences. i.e. the marketing droids turned up and broke shit again.
[23:09:52] <juggs> Either that or I'm getting old and crusty - that's also entirely possible :D
[23:15:03] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard++ thanks mate! #comments now uses http://soylentnews.org
[23:15:03] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 70
[23:17:16] <juggs> crutchy the bot wrangler is back on form :D
[23:38:51] <crutchy> just copied the parse_rss function and changed a couple of tag names and other little bits n bobs
[23:40:36] <crutchy> https://github.com
[23:45:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm just glad someone or something is using it now. as far as i knew we were wasting cycles creating it every 15m.
[23:46:22] <crutchy> it'll get a hit from me every 30 mins at least :p
[23:47:57] <crutchy> had loggie in there for a bit but i wasn't sure if sysops would appreciate having the irc logs filled up with metadata from slash db
[23:48:41] <chromas> hehe
[23:49:02] <chromas> soylent web → irc → soylent log
[23:49:39] <chromas> crutchy: maybe when you subscribe they'll give you some space in the db
[23:50:04] <crutchy> nah i dont need it
[23:50:30] <crutchy> buckets++ :D
[23:50:30] <Bender> karma - buckets: 2
[23:50:56] <crutchy> the simplest multi-process db i ever used :)
[23:51:26] <chromas> as long as they don't empty like tama
[23:51:34] <chromas> well, tama's inventory
[23:51:43] <chromas> the rest seems to stay
[23:52:39] <crutchy> its not foolproof. if i ctrl+c close exec buckets get lost. if it exits normally buckets get saved to a file and reloaded on init
[23:53:07] <crutchy> the comments feed uses its own file for tracking rather than a bucket
[23:53:43] <chromas> maybe it needs a Dirty flag and if it's set then it writes to disk after a while (and clears the bit)
[23:53:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://dev.soylentnews.org
[23:53:58] <monopoly> ^ tid textname
[23:54:02] <juggs> ~sigh~ I kinda miss the PICK stuff I cut my teeth on.
[23:54:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> conversion chart for topic ids
[23:54:42] <chromas> neat
[23:54:45] <crutchy> cool
[23:55:03] <chromas> crutchy.dev.soylentnews.org/
[23:55:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> not going to leave it there so save a copy
[23:55:19] <crutchy> saved
[23:56:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> those SHOULD match up with live. let me know if they don't and i'll get a dump from live.
[23:56:23] <crutchy> when i go looking for it, remind me its in /nas/server/git/stuff/crutchy_SN_topic_ID_mapping.txt
[23:56:47] <juggs> TheMightyBuzzard, you make my chuckle. "I don't work at the weekends, weekends are code and hassle free" - well unless something comes along that looks entertaining.
[23:56:56] <juggs> TheMightyBuzzard++
[23:56:56] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 71
[23:56:58] <crutchy> hell yeah
[23:57:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep, entertainment is always the exception
[23:57:13] <crutchy> fun code != work :D
[23:57:41] <chromas> fishing for snippets
[23:57:56] <crutchy> phishing :p
[23:58:12] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders sticking dancing baby on dev
[23:58:13] <crutchy> hmm nah that's kinda already got meaning
[23:58:24] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: would that be the new logo?
[23:58:25] <crutchy> maybe we could invent a new past time
[23:58:28] <crutchy> phooshing
[23:58:53] <crutchy> dog_poop_unicode_for_new_SN_logo++
[23:58:53] <Bender> karma - dog_poop_unicode_for_new_sn_logo: 1
[23:58:59] <chromas> baby soyled
[23:59:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> conning people out of their hard caught fish?
[23:59:43] <crutchy> fishing for a codemonkey high
[23:59:58] <crutchy> yeah you know what i'm talking about :p