#Soylent | Logs for 2014-09-12
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[00:01:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Book that Really Explains ISIS (Hint: it's not the Qur'an) - http://sylnt.us - how-to-guides
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[00:20:52] * SpallsHurgenson wants a geiger counter so he can keep track of how many geigers there are in the immediate vicinity
[00:22:56] * juggs releases a massive herd of geigers in SpallsHurgenson's locality. Good luck corralling them all for counting.
[00:23:54] <SpallsHurgenson> hah, you can't fool me; some of those are Gigers and the rest are Guyvers!
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[01:01:16] <paulej72> no they are MacGyvers
[01:02:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> much scarier if there's a gum wrapper and a paperclip around
[01:04:47] <SpallsHurgenson> I never liked that show
[01:05:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's because you're a communist
[01:09:03] <JamesNZ> macgyver++
[01:09:03] <Bender> karma - macgyver: 1
[01:09:25] <SpallsHurgenson> that explains my fascination with the color red!
[01:09:35] <Lagg> Someone who I now bestow the title "Awesomest Guy in The World" gave me a reference to a store you guys may enjoy. My mind was blown and I can't believe I didn't know they existed before: http://pckeyboard.com
[01:09:36] <monopoly> ^ 03Unicomp, Inc.: Unicomp Keyboards
[01:10:18] <Lagg> That's right, genuine model M USB keyboards with even better build quality and compacted design. These guys bought IBM's buckling spring patent so it's as genuine as it gets.
[01:10:32] * SpallsHurgenson sticks with his $5 Keytronic
[01:11:37] <Lagg> I'm already a keyboard snob by virtue of having a steelseries not even two years old yet that I'm going to replace with one of these. I miss dat pleasing clack that Ms make, this one doesn't have the same feeling.
[01:12:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> Lagg, ya, they're pretty good keyboards too. Buddy of mine has one and it's lasted him really well.
[01:13:04] <Lagg> I bet IBM is regretting selling that patent too. There's been a huge resurgence of interest in classic keyboards. I've even seen people trying to track down those old lisp machine keyboards. Naturally these guys are often emacs users.
[01:13:08] <Lagg> Silly emacs users.
[01:13:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> silly, silly emacs users
[01:14:14] <Lagg> TheMightyBuzzard: and they have modability. The store knows their audience too. If this isn't an h2g2 reference it's one hell of a coincidence. http://pckeyboard.com
[01:14:15] <monopoly> ^ 03Unicomp, Inc. PANIC Key
[01:14:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> i won't swear the unicomp keyboards last as long as the model m, cause mine STILL works so how could i tell, but they are pretty tough.
[01:16:04] <Lagg> Well since they seem to have the same respect for the M that we do I'm going to guess they use at least the same quality of spring and plastic that the M itself did, and they also claim to have made the build even more robust so I have no reason to doubt them.
[01:17:42] <Lagg> TheMightyBuzzard: Isn't the main concern with these usually the design of the mechanics themselves rather than materials?
[01:18:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya but we KNOW the design is sound, so the only thing left to fail is the materials.
[01:18:15] <Lagg> With a lot of these the spring starts wearing out and the key gets loose
[01:18:19] <Lagg> True.
[01:19:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh, my keys all still work.
[01:19:47] <Lagg> How long have you had it?
[01:19:48] <ciri> very carefully and then some
[01:19:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> course i don't generally use it much lately. keyboard sits on my lap and that thing's enough weight to cut off circulation.
[01:19:57] <Lagg> Fuck off bot
[01:20:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's an 88 model
[01:20:31] <Lagg> Oh, so it's an actual IBM one?
[01:20:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> not sure when it got it, back in the early-mid 90s
[01:20:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya
[01:20:56] <Lagg> Is it using a DIN to PS/2 converter or somthing
[01:21:00] <Lagg> *something
[01:21:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> has a pile of stuff on it right now or i'd check the exact date
[01:21:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, it's proper ps2
[01:21:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> pretty sure it came with an actual ibm ps/2
[01:21:53] <Lagg> Waht, last one I had was DIN and I don't think it was any earlier than you had yours. I got robbed >:(
[01:22:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> 25jan88
[01:22:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> they go back as far as 84 though
[01:22:34] <Lagg> Anyway these guys go into detail on how they refined the original design. Looking for link
[01:22:49] <Lagg> They actually reinforced the backplate and yet somehow made it weigh less than the original because of removed plastic
[01:23:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod. my buddy's is about 5yo or so i think. could be off a year or two.
[01:23:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> saw em on the green site back when it didn't suck and talked him into one
[01:26:43] <Lagg> TheMightyBuzzard: Can't find link but in any case they say everything is the same with the primary difference being the 0.5 lbs of plastic removed and it's 20% smaller
[01:27:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'really like 2.x lbs lighter. old one was ~7lbs
[01:27:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> kinda impressive
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[01:55:52] <Lagg> Yeah, that's a lot of plastic
[02:00:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Russia Might use NASA to Force US to Recognize Annexation of Crimea - http://sylnt.us - catch-22
[02:23:54] * SpallsHurgenson does... stuff. SECRET stuff.
[02:25:01] * JamesNZ surreptitiously mentions SpallsHurgenson to the NSA
[02:26:50] <SpallsHurgenson> that explains the black van
[02:32:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> Does it have a sack of candy on the passenger seat? Could be mine.
[02:33:38] <SpallsHurgenson> so THAT'S how they capture people for rendition. "Psss, mister terrorist, want some free candy?"
[02:37:19] <SpallsHurgenson> there isn't enough free candy used in law enforcement these days
[02:43:39] <Popeidol> given the reputation they have for donuts, it's probably a good thing they dont have a ready supply of candy
[02:50:20] <SpallsHurgenson> I dunno, making 'em so morbidly obese that they can't do anything increasingly sounds like a good idea
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[03:21:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Stanford Engineer Aims to Connect the World with Ant-Sized Radios - http://sylnt.us - because-why-not
[03:23:45] <SpallsHurgenson> this is how comic book supervilliany always starts
[03:24:29] <SpallsHurgenson> eventually this engineer is going to be struck by lightning or something while tinkering with these radios and then it's all "take over the world" time
[03:25:42] <SpallsHurgenson> I wonder what his villian name will be... the Radiator?
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[04:54:17] <ar> http://arachnist.is-a.cat
[05:01:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Lasers "Grown" Directly on Silicon-based Microchips - http://sylnt.us - now-waiting-for-microchips-to-grow-on-sharks
[05:07:43] <arti> it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the image link again
[05:18:55] <ar> hm?
[05:22:18] <Lagg> ar: arti is clearly telling you he wants to rub lotion on your naked skin.
[05:22:37] <arti> it works better when its naked skin
[05:22:54] <arti> unless you have their new formula
[05:23:23] <Lagg> Naked skin = synonym for birthday suit
[05:23:53] <Lagg> = full frontal assault
[05:24:01] <Lagg> = nudity.
[05:33:22] <ar> i'm pretty sure i wouldn't allow him to touch me
[05:34:00] <arti> that sounds like a challenge
[05:34:05] <arti> grease up!
[05:34:34] * Lagg reclines in chair and rubs chin while smoking cigar
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[06:31:08] <Ethanol-fueled> Jesus, you guys ran the Bennett Haselton story?
[06:31:16] <Ethanol-fueled> You are off your rocker! Crimony!
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[06:46:49] <chromas> "Some writers and organizations choose to consistently replace some words with others as part of their editorial policy, with occasionally unforeseen results. For example, the American Family Association chose to replace all instances of the word, "gay", on its website with the word, "homosexual". This caused an article about US Olympic sprinter Tyson Gay to be littered with confusing sentences such as, "In Saturday's opening heat, Homosexual pulled way up, way too
[06:46:49] <chromas> soon, and nearly was caught by the field, before accelerating again and lunging in for fourth place.""
[06:48:48] <JamesNZ> Oh dear XD
[06:58:05] <arti> that's awesome
[07:00:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Russia Might Use NASA to Force US to Recognize Annexation of Crimea - http://sylnt.us - catch-22 || US Government Threatened Yahoo with $250K Daily Fine if it didn’t use PRISM - http://sylnt.us - made-a-deal-they-couldn't-refuse
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[07:30:43] <crutchy> coffee++
[07:30:43] <Bender> karma - coffee: 777
[07:43:25] <JamesNZ> Evening crutchy \o
[07:43:33] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[07:43:33] <Bender> karma - coffee: 776
[07:43:34] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[07:43:34] <Bender> karma - coffee: 775
[07:43:34] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[07:43:35] <Bender> karma - coffee: 774
[07:43:35] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[07:43:35] <Bender> karma - coffee: 773
[07:43:36] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[07:43:36] <Bender> karma - coffee: 772
[07:43:36] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[07:43:36] <Bender> karma - coffee: 771
[07:43:37] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[07:43:37] <Bender> karma - coffee: 770
[07:45:05] <crutchy> ~gday JamesNZ
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[07:45:28] <crutchy> stupid bot
[07:45:53] <JamesNZ> Unreliable thingamajigs :P
[07:47:40] <crutchy> it hasn't yet achieved the rank of thingamajig yet
[07:48:17] <crutchy> ciri, the yet had yet to get the yeti wet on the jetty
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[08:57:06] <crutchy> coffee++
[08:57:06] <Bender> karma - coffee: 771
[08:57:19] <crutchy> !stats
[08:57:19] <Bender> creating stats for channel #Soylent (Thu Jan 1 00:00:00 1970)
[08:57:59] <crutchy> <Bender> *sorry* - an exception occured - jsb.lib.threads:45 run | .usr.lib.python2.7.threading:763 run | jsb.plugs.socket.chatlog:299 handle_chatlogstats | jsb.drivers.irc.ircevent:109 reply | jsb.lib.botbase:456 say | jsb.lib.botbase:424 makeoutput | jsb.lib.botbase:544 makeresponse | <type 'exceptions.UnicodeDecodeError'>: 'utf8' codec can't decode bytes in position 0-1: invalid - 1 more
[09:02:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - California Basking in Record Amount of Electricity from Solar - http://sylnt.us - delays-depleting-dead-dinosaur-deposits
[09:07:24] <crutchy> ~time chicago
[09:07:25] <exec> Friday, 12 September 2014 @ 4:07 am CDT - Chicago, IL
[09:07:46] <crutchy> ~time london
[09:07:47] <exec> Friday, 12 September 2014 @ 10:07 am GMT+1 - London, UK
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[10:33:11] <crutchy> http://bizarrocentral.files.wordpress.com
[10:35:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:35:16] <Bender> karma - coffee: 772
[10:49:26] <crutchy> coffee++
[10:49:26] <Bender> karma - coffee: 773
[10:49:52] <crutchy> cheap_red_wine++
[10:49:52] <Bender> karma - cheap_red_wine: 1
[10:50:09] <crutchy> weekend++
[10:50:09] <Bender> karma - weekend: 5
[10:50:21] <crutchy> how's things tmb?
[10:50:38] <crutchy> youtube-- a fucking distraction
[10:50:38] <Bender> karma - youtube: -4
[10:50:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, gettin ready for an early fishing
[10:51:00] <crutchy> lookout fishies
[10:51:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> only friday but i'm feelin the need
[10:52:00] <crutchy> almost saturday here
[10:52:10] <crutchy> 3 hours to go
[10:52:12] <ciri> 4
[10:52:13] <ciri> 5
[10:52:15] <ciri> 6
[10:52:17] <ciri> 7
[10:52:19] <ciri> 8
[10:52:21] <ciri> 9
[10:52:23] <ciri> 10 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[10:53:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know, that's kinda cheating. getting a jump start on the weekend like that.
[10:56:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight man. i'm gone. lousy fishing days wait for no man.
[10:56:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather
[10:57:13] <exec> process timed out: ~weather
[11:03:24] <crutchy> ~help weather
[11:03:32] <exec> Syntax:
[11:03:32] <exec> ~weather location
[11:03:32] <exec> weather data courtesy of the APRS Citizen Weather Observer Program (CWOP) @ http://weather.gladstonefamily.net
[11:03:32] <exec> http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[11:03:57] <crutchy> fucking weather website is down again :(
[11:11:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Learning Revolution that Wasn't - http://sylnt.us - hard-lessons
[12:20:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NSF Fires Researcher for 1980s Activism - http://sylnt.us - guilt-by-friend-of-a-friend
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[13:44:53] <Blackmoore> coffee++
[13:44:53] <Bender> karma - coffee: 774
[13:44:55] <Blackmoore> coffee++
[13:44:55] <Bender> karma - coffee: 775
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[13:48:52] <crutchy> coffee++
[13:48:52] <Bender> karma - coffee: 776
[13:49:12] <crutchy> we need a coffee karma plot :p
[13:52:47] <ar> coffee--
[13:52:47] <Bender> karma - coffee: 775
[13:53:34] <ar> crutchy: how about this: "Evil black sludge makes everyone addicted and makes their life miserable until they drink a cup of it"?
[13:53:42] <Blackmoore> doesnt the bot tell us who changed the variable ?
[13:54:09] <Blackmoore> ar - my life is miserable even with the coffee.
[13:54:18] <crutchy> might be able to have exec track it
[13:54:46] <crutchy> or bender might just have a !karma-plot function
[14:22:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Woman of 24 Found to have no Cerebellum in her Brain - http://sylnt.us - Sarah-Belle-Hum
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[15:41:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ozone Layer on Track to Recovery According to UN Report - http://sylnt.us - oh-oh-oh
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[16:31:26] <crutchy> ~time
[16:31:28] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Friday, 12 September 2014, 4:31 pm
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[16:44:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[16:44:03] <Bender> karma - coffee: 776
[17:01:26] <crutchy> coffee++
[17:01:26] <Bender> karma - coffee: 777
[17:02:31] <paulej72> !whoup coffee
[17:02:31] <Bender> uppers of coffee are: crutchy: 431, TheMightyBuzzard: 227, Blackmoore: 95, Bytram: 57, chromas: 23, mrcoolbp: 16, MrBluze: 15, arti: 14, crutchy_: 14, TK: 11, TheMightyLaptop: 10, mechanicjay: 10, AndyTheAbsurd: 8, Bytram|away: 5, mattie_p: 5, juggs: 3, rand: 2, TheMightyBuzzard|Book: 2, paulej72: 2, Blackmoore|afk: 2, Ethanol-fueled: 2, exec: 2, Bytram|afk: 2, monopoly: - 1 more
[17:02:42] <mrcoolbp> ping-o-death
[17:02:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> lol
[17:03:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> handy way to see who went back to bed i guess
[17:04:07] <crutchy> i ignored bender highlights
[17:04:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> and before anyone asks how fishing went, it's 56F at noon, it's been raining since i got up, and i was wearing shorts n a t-shirt
[17:04:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> just now got feeling back in my hands
[17:04:51] <paulej72> so very good then :)
[17:05:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> well, better than working, yeah.
[17:05:06] <crutchy> whats that in C
[17:05:23] <paulej72> bloody cold
[17:05:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, balls cold when you're getting rained on to boot
[17:05:39] <crutchy> 32 is 0 i guess
[17:06:05] <paulej72> ~15
[17:07:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> put it this way, i ate at mcdonalds just to get some fuel in the furnace.
[17:07:28] <crutchy> geez you must've been desperate :p
[17:07:46] * crutchy consumes way too much mcds
[17:08:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> hands were numb n turning funny colors
[17:08:07] <mrcoolbp> "I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's!" "Wow, she's pretty hungry"
[17:08:45] <crutchy> 'i could eat the ass out of a dead rhinoceros'
[17:08:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, their ruben is terribly disappointing.
[17:09:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> arby's that is, i don't know if dead rhinoceros' asses make rubens
[17:09:51] <crutchy> plenty of fiber
[17:09:53] <paulej72> you could make corned rhino ass
[17:10:07] <paulej72> put it on your ruben
[17:11:30] <crutchy> ~define ruben
[17:11:33] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3Ruben: A bad ass person who pimps on fine girls
[17:11:40] <crutchy> ¿
[17:12:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Got Patent Trolled? A Lawyer Offers Advice - http://sylnt.us - for-those-with-not-so-deep-pockets
[17:13:59] <crutchy> catch yas on the flipside
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[17:33:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> believe i'll spend the rest of the afternoon playing video games unless i get a work call.
[17:33:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> back later, folks.
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[18:31:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Security Analysis of the Safeplug "Tor-in-a-Box" Device - "Has Limitations" - http://sylnt.us - now-where-did-that-come-from...?
[18:41:01] <arti> ruben is a type of sammich crutchy
[18:41:02] <exec> http://www.youtube.com
[18:41:13] * arti tilts head to one side
[18:41:18] <arti> random bot endorsed link
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[19:00:12] <Ethanol-fueled> Sho 'nuff is quiet in here.
[19:01:55] <Ethanol-fueled> Errybody doin' the Friday hide, 'fo Docta Jekyll 'comes mista' HYDE, #Soylent room want off 'dat ride.
[19:02:10] <Ethanol-fueled> *shakes fist*
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[19:21:01] <AndyTheAbsurd> that guy's weird
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[21:21:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Internet Slowdown Protests: An Updated Tally - http://sylnt.us - are-they-listening?
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[22:40:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Wi-Fi is Threatening AT&T and Verizon Wireless’ 4G Data Money Party - http://sylnt.us - it's-raining-data
[22:40:42] <Bytram> !uid
[22:40:42] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 4707, owned by g33kgirl
[22:41:52] <chromas> Bender could use a little entity decoding there
[22:44:21] <Bytram> .op
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[23:07:24] <Ethanol-fueled> ?
[23:07:25] <Ethanol-fueled> Help
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[23:12:57] <Ethanol-fueled> So ## is the "adult" room?
[23:15:16] <Bytram> Ethanol-fueled: idk, never been there. I'm over in #staff for the board meeting.
[23:21:38] <Ethanol-fueled> I'll stop by there and lurk.
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[23:22:29] <crutchy> # is the immature botse.cx room
[23:23:07] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, I like being in here but I understand that not all people are piss-wasted during America drunk time.
[23:23:26] <crutchy> tama and ciri are the lesbian rulers of #
[23:23:55] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh well, I guess it's another night of gradually escalating loudness, followed by a boot from Juggs.
[23:24:21] <Ethanol-fueled> But seriously, I can't belive they posted the Bennett Haselton story to the front page. What were they thinking?
[23:24:50] <Ethanol-fueled> Right after the "American Disease" editorial story as well.
[23:25:20] <crutchy> dunno. i been AC trolling the comments a bit but not reaally paying much attention
[23:25:47] <crutchy> long tiring work week
[23:25:52] <Ethanol-fueled> sucks, crutchy.
[23:25:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think lamx just had a brain spaz.
[23:26:09] <crutchy> brain_spaz++
[23:26:09] <Bender> karma - brain_spaz: 1
[23:26:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> should make you an editor, Ethanol-fueled.
[23:26:46] <crutchy> would would the grammar nazi's and obama apologists have to whinge about without editor brain spaz's?
[23:26:50] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard. I don't know *cough* the guy who submitted that, but if I did, I would say that it was meant to be a parody of Slashdot bullshit and there as a gift to the editors as a break from serious work.
[23:27:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'what the submitter gets for thinking =P
[23:27:43] <Ethanol-fueled> Furthermost, I would surmise that the submitter didn't expect it to reach the front page.
[23:27:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> ida ran it just cause fuck em. if i gotta read it so do they.
[23:28:13] <Ethanol-fueled> Jsus, Buzzard, that last comment of yours made me die a little inside.
[23:28:25] * crutchy opens browser to SN
[23:28:29] <Ethanol-fueled> I would enjoy being an editor, I have thick enough skin to take it. But the problem is that I would bite back.
[23:29:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Plus the whole stretched-way-too-thin thing with work and school.
[23:29:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i'm glad i was a well known asshole before i started deving
[23:29:38] <Ethanol-fueled> hahaha
[23:29:40] <crutchy> how do you spell orderves?
[23:29:53] <crutchy> as in what uppidty wankers eat?
[23:30:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> whore durvs
[23:30:37] <Ethanol-fueled> hors d oveurs
[23:30:39] <crutchy> lol
[23:30:41] <Ethanol-fueled> d' oevures
[23:30:48] <Ethanol-fueled> some kind of froggy shit like that
[23:30:51] <crutchy> oar dives
[23:31:15] <Ethanol-fueled> be an editor, crutchy.
[23:31:36] <crutchy> nah. i like being a troll
[23:31:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, crutchy needs to be a juggs minion
[23:32:20] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard could be an editor. "Microsoft Shares Plummet as...oh, fuck it, I'm going fishing"
[23:32:22] <crutchy> <crutchy> tama, used horse buttplugs <make> good h'orderves
[23:32:39] <crutchy> ^my contribution to tama's learning thismorning
[23:32:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> there'd definitely be a marked increase in the use of the word fuck on the front page
[23:33:53] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard uses the word "fuck" as a comma.
[23:33:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> which is why i'm a dev. fuck belongs in code comments not every single dept line.
[23:34:00] <crutchy> lol
[23:34:01] <ciri> heh
[23:34:04] <crutchy> !grab Ethanol-fueled
[23:34:05] <Bender> Added quote 243
[23:35:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should be paying attention to the board meeting but i'm not feelin it.
[23:36:06] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard: it's pretty dry.
[23:36:15] <Ethanol-fueled> I think I'm gonna bow out of it.
[23:36:29] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, s/oa/o/
[23:36:29] <SedBot9001> <crutchy> <TheMightyBuzzard> i should be paying attention to the bord meeting but i'm not feelin it.
[23:36:35] <crutchy> oops
[23:36:41] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, s/oar/ore/
[23:36:41] <SedBot9001> <crutchy> <TheMightyBuzzard> i should be paying attention to the bored meeting but i'm not feelin it.
[23:37:07] <crutchy> <tama> Tama yo mama is so fat, she rubs her breasts against dudes
[23:39:37] <Ethanol-fueled> what are those quotes at the bottom called?
[23:40:03] <Ethanol-fueled> like, of the soylent new pages? We should set them to all the grabbed quotes from here.
[23:40:23] <crutchy> lol
[23:40:24] <ciri> now that is funny
[23:40:30] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled++
[23:40:33] <crutchy> err
[23:40:41] <crutchy> [Ethanol-fueled]++
[23:40:41] <Bender> karma - [ethanol-fueled]: 2
[23:41:39] <matt_> Ethanol-fueled, believe it or not, we've already received a complaint that those quotes are offensive: http://soylentnews.org
[23:41:39] <monopoly> ^ 04SN journal 03Offensive? 04(8 comments):
[23:42:54] <matt_> nice comment on that one, btw.
[23:43:30] <Ethanol-fueled> matt_ , there are plenty of things in this world worth being pissed-off about.
[23:44:12] <Ethanol-fueled> If somebody is offended that easily then they need a reality-adjustment -- in the form of a smack in the mouth from a rolled-up newspaper.
[23:45:47] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm gonna buy a subscription tomorrow, waiting because I want to do it with something that will hide my identity.
[23:46:13] <Ethanol-fueled> Funny thing is, Slashdot had my real-life payment info. I wonder if they could actually see who I was?
[23:48:08] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm gonna hide that star until I say something spectacularly offensive, by the way.
[23:48:20] <crutchy> zomg! Ethanol-fueled is really apk!
[23:53:59] <Ethanol-fueled> I have a feeling both APK and Twitter are here.
[23:54:59] <Ethanol-fueled> but was the user Twitter a true precursor to Twitter? I didn't pay enough attention to trends and other VC bullshit to know.
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[23:59:05] <crutchy> wtf?
[23:59:39] <crutchy> <matt_> so, we're basically a standard for-profit that is relying on the goodwill of the board to stay true to the PBC's stated mission
[23:59:47] <crutchy> not surprising really