#Soylent | Logs for 2014-09-09
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[00:24:53] <paulej72> what the hell. did everyone fall asleep. i was busy since lunch and almost no activity here
[00:25:23] <SpallsHurgenson> maybe you put everybody on /ignore
[00:27:19] <paulej72> /ignore /me
[00:27:57] * SpallsHurgenson is /me, don't ignore /me!
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[00:57:37] <swiss> took the ninja out for another ride
[00:57:52] <swiss> i don't even go over 6k rpm/50mph, and it's still crazy fun
[00:57:53] <SpallsHurgenson> o_0
[00:58:12] <SpallsHurgenson> japanese assassins are not meant to be used that way!
[00:58:47] <swiss> too bad, they are
[01:02:54] <SpallsHurgenson> well don't come crying to me if you end up with a shuriken in the back of your head one day
[01:03:22] <SpallsHurgenson> again
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[01:06:40] <swiss> that's why i wear a helmet!
[01:07:33] <paulej72> is it kevlar reinforced
[01:07:45] <swiss> ... maybe?
[01:11:23] <arti> lol
[01:11:23] <ciri> hahaha
[01:11:24] <SpallsHurgenson> only one way to find out; lock and load, everybody!
[01:11:31] <arti> yeah, i like this idea
[01:11:43] <arti> maybe ciri can hold it
[01:27:52] <SpallsHurgenson> bot-abuse... I /LIKE/ it!
[01:35:09] * aqu4 fires a rocket launcher at swiss' helmet
[01:35:23] <swiss> arti: i don't think it's that good
[01:36:08] <arti> theresyourproblem
[01:36:17] <arti> we need more doing, less thinking o.@
[01:39:10] <SpallsHurgenson> that's the American Way! (tm)
[01:39:25] <swiss> lol
[01:40:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Dangerous Question: Does Internet Advertising Work at All? - http://sylnt.us - post-no-bills
[01:41:53] <SpallsHurgenson> wait... there is advertising on the Internet now?
[01:43:16] <swiss> it works on me
[01:58:17] <SpallsHurgenson> advertising works on the internet probably as well as it works anywhere else... all that data-harvesting and marketing stuff they do, though, I dunno
[02:20:01] * SpallsHurgenson goes back to throwing shurikens at swiss
[02:20:27] <juggs> Subsentient, ping
[02:20:44] <juggs> or is he still out with lightning concerns :/
[02:20:45] <Subsentient> juggs: Gerbils
[02:20:53] <juggs> pm?
[02:21:36] <Subsentient> juggs: sure
[02:23:00] <JamesNZ> SpallsHurgenson: When me and my sister were kids, we would make origami shurikens and throw them at each other in the mornings :P
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[04:24:17] <SpallsHurgenson> although officially tomorrow is slow-down-the-internet day, it feels like they started early here :-/
[04:25:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> ugh. busy stuff and i still need to code in six hours.
[04:30:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Mozilla Revokes 1024-Bit Certs, Leaves 107,000 Sites Untrusted - http://sylnt.us - tough-love
[04:33:01] * SpallsHurgenson checks http://www.interfaithcalendar.org but unfortunately there doesn't seem to be a religious holiday to get you out of this one :)
[04:33:02] <monopoly> ^ 032014 Calendar of World Religion sacred times
[04:33:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep, i'm just screwed
[04:34:50] <mrcoolbp> SpallsHurgenson FlyingMeatball day?
[04:35:04] <mrcoolbp> What about that you insensitive clod?
[04:35:09] * mrcoolbp ducks
[04:35:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> wait, do jedis get holidays?
[04:35:28] <SpallsHurgenson> FMB - a religious holiday conveniently scheduled for any day you happen to want off :)
[04:35:30] <mrcoolbp> sure.
[04:35:45] <SpallsHurgenson> only if they are using it to fight the Sith
[04:36:11] <mrcoolbp> Spalls: it's the only day they don't actually, know you nuthing?
[04:36:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> i may very well declare it Sith Suck, Let's Go Fishing day
[04:43:10] <SpallsHurgenson> kitty is upset; all summer I left the window open so she could go in and out at will, but now it's cold and she can't pass through at will
[04:43:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> could lead to funny
[04:43:41] <SpallsHurgenson> explaning seasonal weather, climate and planetary orbits doesn't seem to be helping
[04:44:00] <SpallsHurgenson> maybe I need to use more graphs and diagrams
[04:44:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth. mine still give me the evil eye when i won't turn off the rain so they can go nap outside instead of inside.
[04:45:53] <SpallsHurgenson> did you explain the necessity of precipitation for the maintenance of our environment?
[04:46:01] <SpallsHurgenson> perhaps using diagrams and charts?
[04:46:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> mostly i just said shaddup and go away
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[05:26:59] <SirFinkus> microsoft--
[05:26:59] <Bender> karma - microsoft: -7
[05:44:48] <swiss> they're good at hardware at least
[05:47:36] <ar> not really, or at least not for me. for keyboards i prefer the old thinkpad keyboards (or their usb versions, like lenovo 55y9003). for mice… i don't really use mice that much (thanks to trackpoint), but i do like my gaming mouse (Cyborg RAT 9 or something like that)
[05:49:40] <swiss> i love my original microsoft mouse
[05:49:46] <swiss> also, the sidewinder was awesome
[05:49:53] <arti> sidewinder++
[05:49:53] <Bender> karma - sidewinder: 1
[05:50:04] <swiss> the xbox is impressive technology... considering the 360 came out like 9 years ago
[05:50:07] <swiss> and still plays current games
[05:52:13] <ar> calling them "current" is a bit of a stretch
[05:52:38] <ar> i get better graphics on my 4yo pc
[05:53:39] <ar> erm, sorry. some of the parts are 2 years old
[06:28:21] * Subsentient has seen the fnords
[06:50:35] <chromas> xbox--
[06:50:35] <Bender> karma - xbox: -1
[06:57:36] <chromas> IPv4: martian source 10.10.9.254 from 10.10.9.76
[06:57:40] <chromas> This does not fempute
[07:00:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - When Cars are as Hackable as Cell Phones - http://sylnt.us - car-analogy-not-needed
[07:03:19] <juggs> chromas, more than one nic?
[07:05:47] <chromas> yeah. I have a linux box as a router and I get that for all packets to and from xbox; it's the only thing in the world that won't connect
[07:06:26] <chromas> ports forwarded and all that. it tells me it can't hit dns
[07:06:58] <juggs> so the xboxand router are on the 10.10.9.n range right?
[07:08:03] <chromas> yeah
[07:08:11] <chromas> those two addresses
[07:08:15] <juggs> how are you masquerading (NAT if you will) that 10 range address out to the big bad world?
[07:08:16] <ciri> how how brown cow
[07:08:45] <chromas> dunno but the playstation and everything else don't cause that
[07:08:51] <chromas> microsoft--
[07:08:51] <Bender> karma - microsoft: -8
[07:09:04] <chromas> oh
[07:09:06] <chromas> misread that
[07:10:02] <chromas> well I cheated and put suse on so I could check the masquerade box instead of doin' it right
[07:10:44] <juggs> :D whatever works
[07:10:54] <chromas> it does. except for this
[07:11:35] <chromas> I also trued vuurmuur (curses firewall interface) but it's awkwardly built
[07:12:56] <juggs> I tend to just use iptables directly
[07:18:11] <chromas> another weird thing about xboxen is the older ones, instead of putting in a decent heatsink for the gpu, they (not sure if it's an aftermarket thing) tap power for the optical drive to run the fan at full speed instead of driving it off the motherboard
[07:20:10] <juggs> quirky
[07:21:12] <juggs> maybe they were hitting power limits on the motherboard lines ~shrug~
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[07:21:56] <chromas> It has variable speed fans but the speed only seems affected by the cpu tem
[07:21:58] <chromas> temp
[07:22:10] <crutchy> coffee++
[07:22:10] <Bender> karma - coffee: 754
[07:22:26] <crutchy> g'day chromas
[07:22:34] <chromas> this way it runs at full speed all the time and sounds almost like a gaming pc
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[07:22:54] <chromas> ~g'day crutchy
[07:22:55] <exec> * chromas prematurely offers an assfull of boogers to crutchy
[07:23:28] * crutchy gobbles the boogers up with vigor
[07:23:59] <chromas> at least I didn't prematurely matriculate it
[07:24:55] <crutchy> * [Subsentient] (~WhiteRat@Soylent/Staff/Editor/Subsentient): Subsentient
[07:24:58] <crutchy> ^ooh'
[07:25:04] <crutchy> Subsentient++
[07:25:04] <Bender> karma - subsentient: 12
[07:31:47] <chromas> 100mbps_ethernet-- for lacking auto-crossover
[07:31:47] <Bender> karma - 100mbps_ethernet: -1
[07:32:57] <crutchy> spiderweb++ for plenty of crossovers
[07:32:57] <Bender> karma - spiderweb: 1
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[07:33:42] <crutchy> wb Subsentient1... are you Subsentient's naughty secretary?
[07:34:29] <crutchy> ~weather
[07:34:33] <exec> weather for 10Morwell (latrobe Valley Airport), VIC, Australia at 2:58 pm (GMT+10) ~ 156 mins ago: temp: 1019.4°C (66.9°F), dp: 1010.4°C (50.7°F), press: 101002.7 mb (-0.2 mb/60 mins), humid: 1056%, wind: 1028.8 km/h (18 mph) @ 10320°
[07:34:59] <crutchy> we in for a doozy storm here aapparently
[07:35:00] <Subsentient1> crutchy: No. I am your lord and maste.r
[07:35:49] <crutchy> i guess that makes me your misbehaving disloyal delinquent :p
[07:35:54] <chromas> Are we subservient to Subsentient?
[07:36:34] <Subsentient1> chromas: Kneel before your god.
[07:36:44] <chromas> Zod isn't here
[07:36:52] * crutchy kneels before a donut
[07:36:52] <chromas> Subsentient1: s/g/Z/
[07:36:53] <SedBot9001> <chromas> <Subsentient1> chromas: Kneel before your Zod.
[07:37:13] <Subsentient1> $replace SedBot9001 Z^G
[07:37:13] <aqu4> Subsentient1: "<SedBot9001>: <chromas> <Subsentient1> chromas: Kneel before your God."
[07:37:20] <arti> there is only zuul
[07:37:27] <chromas> 1 before Zod; 2 before Zod; 3 before Zod
[07:37:30] <Subsentient1> arti: LOL
[07:37:52] <crutchy> in donut we trust
[07:38:03] <arti> his holiness
[07:38:08] <chromas> aqu4: s/you Go/wa/
[07:38:17] <chromas> aqu4: s/your Go/wa/
[07:38:17] <SedBot9001> <chromas> <aqu4> Subsentient1: "<SedBot9001>: <chromas> <Subsentient1> chromas: Kneel before wad."
[07:38:41] <crutchy> SedBot9001, s/w/dickw/
[07:38:41] <SedBot9001> <crutchy> <SedBot9001> <chromas> <aqu4> Subsentient1: "<SedBot9001>: <chromas> <Subsentient1> chromas: Kneel before dickwad."
[07:39:03] <Subsentient1> lol
[07:39:03] <ciri> hehehe
[07:39:11] <Subsentient1> $burrito ciri
[07:39:11] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at ciri
[07:39:12] <crutchy> in wad we twust
[07:39:22] <chromas> ciri: s/e/o/g
[07:39:22] <SedBot9001> <chromas> <ciri> hohoho
[07:39:24] <Subsentient1> Who owns ciri
[07:39:29] * Subsentient1 glares at arti
[07:39:37] <crutchy> ciri owns us all
[07:39:40] <Subsentient1> Fix that horrible hehehehehe thing or I'll smite ciri.
[07:39:47] <crutchy> s/ow/pw/
[07:39:47] <SedBot9001> <crutchy> ciri pwns us all
[07:40:01] <Subsentient1> lol
[07:40:03] <Subsentient1> lol
[07:40:04] <Subsentient1> lol
[07:40:05] <Subsentient1> ferf
[07:40:06] <Subsentient1> lol
[07:40:06] <ciri> HEY! don't laugh at me
[07:40:14] * Subsentient1 punches ciri in the nuts
[07:40:18] <crutchy> Subsentient1, s/smite/smote/
[07:40:44] <Subsentient1> arti: ciri pissed me off with that lol thing so much the last time, aqu4 lost OP because I kept trying to ban ciri.
[07:41:12] <chromas> That's why jesus invented /ignore
[07:41:15] <juggs> /ignore is your friend Subsentient1
[07:41:20] <juggs> damnit
[07:41:37] <Subsentient1> I still hate it.
[07:42:04] <Subsentient1> arti: Please remove that awful feature or I'll start doing $godzilla in here every ten minutes.
[07:42:28] <arti> hehehehe
[07:42:38] <chromas> hehehehe
[07:42:47] <juggs> lol
[07:42:53] <chromas> If he gets up, we'll all get up; it'll be anarchy!
[07:43:10] * Subsentient1 screams, strips naked, throws his monitor out the window and jumps out to follow it
[07:43:20] <chromas> well shit, we just lost an editor
[07:43:21] <juggs> Hey! don't scream at me
[07:43:39] <arti> hehehe
[07:43:56] * Subsentient1 gets up with broken teeth "I'm ok!"
[07:44:04] <chromas> if anything, now it should hehe twice as hard whenever Subsentient1 lols
[07:44:31] <arti> !decide consider "save for later"
[07:44:31] <Subsentient1> I know what I'm going to do today.
[07:44:32] <ciri> The roll of the dice picks: save for later.
[07:44:59] <arti> you're going to go outside and fly kites?
[07:45:21] <Subsentient1> I'm going to write a feature for aqu4 to tell ciri to stfu whenever he snickers at lol
[07:45:56] <juggs> uh gawd - they're breeding - this is how it begins
[07:46:08] <Subsentient1> lol
[07:46:14] <Subsentient1> yeah no I need to work on Epoch.
[07:46:18] <chromas> soon it will be a lol-reaction circle jerk
[07:46:33] * mrcoolbp sprays spermacide gratiutously on the way to bed
[07:46:41] <mrcoolbp> = )
[07:46:45] <arti> you're not supposed to drink it
[07:46:45] <Subsentient1> lol
[07:46:50] <Subsentient1> arti++
[07:46:50] <Bender> karma - arti: 60
[07:46:52] <crutchy> gday mrcoolbp
[07:46:59] <mrcoolbp> g'nighty crutchy
[07:47:03] <Subsentient1> loll
[07:47:05] <Subsentient1> lol
[07:47:36] <arti> just randomly cracking up
[07:47:52] <arti> happens when i forget i've already taken my medication twice
[07:47:56] <chromas> http://arthurdick.com
[07:47:56] <monopoly> ^ 03Backronym Generator - Arthur Dick
[07:48:01] <Subsentient1> No, the cracking sound was my skull hitting the sidewalk.
[07:48:10] <arti> you walk really strangely
[07:48:40] <crutchy> http://www.bom.gov.au
[07:48:42] <monopoly> ^ 03Severe Thunderstorm Warning
[07:48:52] <crutchy> yay!
[07:48:59] <chromas> woohoo!
[07:49:00] <arti> incoming thor
[07:49:04] <chromas> t_storms++
[07:49:04] <Bender> karma - t_storms: 1
[07:49:38] <crutchy> spring has finally sprung
[07:49:43] <Subsentient1> I hate lightning.
[07:49:54] <Subsentient1> makes me have to shut down all the servers
[07:49:58] <arti> you hate lots of things
[07:49:58] <Subsentient1> and I can't work
[07:50:14] <Subsentient1> Not really. I can't think of a person alive I hate.
[07:50:19] <chromas> Subsentient1: that's god heheing at your lols
[07:51:28] <Subsentient1> I hate haircuts, sweet pickles, ciri, wasps and hornets, and sweating in the Arizona sun, but that's about it.
[07:51:38] <chromas> sweet_pickles--
[07:51:38] <Bender> karma - sweet_pickles: -1
[07:51:51] <crutchy> what about dogfart?
[07:52:00] <Subsentient1> Smells like onions.
[07:52:03] <chromas> everybody loves dogfart
[07:52:07] <crutchy> ~bot new dogfart
[07:52:19] <crutchy> dogfart++
[07:52:19] <Bender> karma - dogfart: -2
[07:52:23] <crutchy> aww
[07:52:28] <chromas> how'd it get down there?
[07:52:37] <Subsentient1> lol
[07:52:52] <chromas> and where is it?
[07:53:08] <chromas> oh
[07:53:25] <chromas> probably hasn't processed that command yet
[07:53:35] <crutchy> ~bot say join #soylent
[07:53:49] <crutchy> oops
[07:53:55] <crutchy> ~bot say dogfart join #soylent
[07:53:55] <chromas> crutchy: see #comments
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[07:54:22] <chromas> it was doing a lot; thought maybe it hadn't got around to it yet
[07:54:33] <Subsentient1> $blacklist set *!dogfart@*
[07:54:33] <aqu4> Blacklisting successful.
[07:55:03] <chromas> Subsentient1: you don't trust aqu4's security?
[07:55:24] <crutchy> been offline all day so its picking up everything as new
[07:55:48] <chromas> dogfart++
[07:55:49] <Bender> karma - dogfart: -1
[07:56:00] <chromas> dogfart++ but not real ones
[07:56:00] <Bender> karma - dogfart: 0
[07:56:24] <crutchy> cid went up by 130
[07:57:05] <crutchy> only looks at latest 20 articles though
[07:57:06] <chromas> crutchy: we need some pretty graphs!
[07:58:11] <crutchy> its registered over 1900 comments in the data file
[07:58:26] <crutchy> prolly could start doing some aggregation at some point
[08:04:54] <crutchy> ~bot say dogfart privmsg chromas++
[08:04:56] <dogfart> chromas++
[08:04:56] <Bender> karma - chromas: 30
[08:05:45] <crutchy> ~bot new aqu5
[08:05:48] <crutchy> :D
[08:05:58] <crutchy> ~bot say dogfart quit
[08:05:59] -!- dogfart has quit []
[08:07:08] <crutchy> seems to be a glitch with the autojoining thingy
[08:07:20] <crutchy> ~bot say aqu5 join #soylent
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[08:07:48] <chromas> huh
[08:08:09] * chromas is reminded of all those times on /. when it would jump back to the time Ghostbusters 3 was the latest story
[08:08:23] <chromas> so now there is going to be one?
[08:08:48] <arti> cg egon?
[08:08:56] <chromas> supposed to be women
[08:09:06] <arti> maybe they can hunt him
[08:09:18] <crutchy> hopefully it doesn't have that douchebag that annoys the crap out of douchebags
[08:09:55] <chromas> crutchy: which one?
[08:10:16] <crutchy> bill murray i think
[08:10:18] <chromas> There're a lot
[08:13:32] <crutchy> ~last xlefay
[08:13:51] <crutchy> ~bot say aqu5 quit
[08:13:52] <exec> last privmsg for xlefay in #soylent: [2014-09-02 08:16:21] I need to eat some and get some sleep. I'll tty'all later ;-) Take care!
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[08:13:53] <chromas> needs a cache
[08:14:20] <crutchy> it has a cache but there was prolly a few days since it was called last
[08:14:29] <crutchy> only caches when called
[08:14:39] <chromas> can update now that you have a user manager
[08:14:52] <chromas> it could store the last thing each person says
[08:15:30] <crutchy> it does :)
[08:15:44] <crutchy> ~bucket last_#soylent_chromas
[08:15:45] <exec> bucket not found
[08:15:47] <crutchy> hmm
[08:15:51] <crutchy> ~buckets-list
[08:15:51] <chromas> that updates each time we talk
[08:15:52] <exec> bucket list output to terminal
[08:15:52] <exec> bucket count: 57
[08:16:08] <crutchy> ~bucket last_chromas_#soylent
[08:16:09] <exec> that updates each time we talk
[08:16:25] <crutchy> part of the sed feature
[08:18:05] <chromas> oh yeah
[08:19:11] <crutchy> i've been purging buckets lately for tinkering though so its not reliable as loggie
[08:19:45] <crutchy> coffee++
[08:19:45] <Bender> karma - coffee: 755
[08:20:41] <crutchy> i think that was thunder
[08:20:43] <crutchy> :D
[08:21:07] <crutchy> hmm yeah definitely wasn't my butthole
[08:21:20] <crutchy> oh yeah there's another one :)
[08:50:06] <crutchy> ~bot new dogfart
[08:51:18] <crutchy> ah figured out why the autojoin no worka
[08:51:24] <crutchy> ~bot say dogfart quit
[08:51:42] <crutchy> ~bot new dogfart
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[08:54:39] <crutchy> ~bot say dogfart privmsg hello
[08:54:40] <dogfart> hello
[09:02:59] <crutchy> ~bot say dogfart quit
[09:03:00] -!- dogfart has quit []
[09:04:53] <crutchy> <ciri> [Soylentnews] - advertising: the 3rd shit. Well, now with extra stank, ciri" and "eat shit and tastes like a full plate.
[09:05:20] <chromas> (35 comments)
[09:09:46] <crutchy> ¿
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[09:40:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Workers Get Lowest Share of Corporate Income since 1950 - http://sylnt.us - when-they-say-trickle-down-they-really-do-mean-trickle
[10:11:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:11:37] <Bender> karma - coffee: 756
[10:11:56] <juggs> morning Buzzman
[10:13:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin. anything burn down while i was asleep?
[10:14:45] <juggs> not that I'm aware of.
[10:15:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas good, so still just ipn
[10:17:10] <juggs> sounds about right - thankfully I can't help with that :D
[10:17:34] <crutchy> coffee++
[10:17:34] <Bender> karma - coffee: 757
[10:17:52] <crutchy> ~define ipn
[10:17:53] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3IPN: IPN is an acronym for: I'm Posting Naked
[10:17:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> evenin crutchy
[10:18:01] <crutchy> g'day
[10:18:01] <ciri> yeah, yeah hi HI crutchy
[10:35:35] * TheMightyBuzzard gets down to teh hacking
[10:36:43] <juggs> best of luck with that
[10:38:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> gracias. may need it after yesterday. all i managed to do was break things.
[10:39:38] <crutchy> breaking_stuffs++
[10:39:38] <Bender> karma - breaking_stuffs: 1
[10:42:28] * chromas wonders if any slash devs have a car up on blocks
[10:43:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> not on blocks but i have a brokenass pickup on some land i own outside of town.
[10:43:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> blown engine, the tires are fine
[10:49:40] <chromas> A while back I noticed for the first time Kenny's family had an engine block on their coffee table. I rofled a copter
[10:49:50] <chromas> In South park
[10:49:58] <crutchy> ooh finally a big thunder
[10:50:22] <chromas> t_storms++
[10:50:22] <Bender> karma - t_storms: 2
[10:50:49] <crutchy> that one was a real grating one. felt like it was low and close
[10:51:28] <juggs> pending disconnection in... 3... 2... 1....
[10:51:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeesh, you two live next to each other or something?
[10:53:22] <juggs> don't think so
[10:55:55] <crutchy> gunna have to use audacity to extract this methinks: http://www.youtube.com
[10:55:55] <monopoly> ^ 03Background Music Instrumentals - relaxdaily - B-Sides N°1 - YouTube
[11:23:55] <crutchy> creative_wavestudio++
[11:23:55] <Bender> karma - creative_wavestudio: 1
[11:24:35] * chromas remembers Goldwave and also Cooledit
[11:41:08] <crutchy> creative_wavestudio--
[11:41:08] <Bender> karma - creative_wavestudio: 0
[11:41:15] <crutchy> shit quality output :/
[11:41:25] <crutchy> audacity++
[11:41:25] <Bender> karma - audacity: 2
[11:42:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA Says Nicaraguan Crater Not from a Meteorite - http://sylnt.us - a-bang-but-not-a-flash
[11:44:41] <chromas> crutchy: I think you can use vlc or whatever to just extract the audio channel. No need to recompress it
[11:45:43] <crutchy> the wave studio i was using was from 1999
[11:46:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> muhahaha! suck it perl! i am victorious over your ass!
[11:47:23] <chromas> Did you make a Perl compiler?
[11:47:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, just fixed gift subs with bitcoin.
[11:48:21] <crutchy> tama, apparently perl has an ass
[11:48:27] <Subsentient> 'night all
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[11:48:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> nite
[11:48:32] <crutchy> night Subsentient
[11:48:56] <crutchy> ~time subsentient
[11:48:57] <exec> Tuesday, 9 September 2014 @ 4:48 am MST - Phoenix, AZ 5:48 AM Navajo County, AZ (MDT)
[11:49:02] <crutchy> holy shit
[11:49:17] <crutchy> hmm actually i think i was awake at that time :/
[11:49:50] <crutchy> i did a couple of coffee++'s at stupid times thismorning
[11:51:11] <crutchy> hmm looks like i only tried to do a ~time, and fukked it up anyway
[11:56:02] <chromas> ~time archlinux++
[11:56:04] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Tuesday, 9 September 2014, 11:56 am
[11:56:19] <chromas> ~say archlinux++
[11:56:20] <exec> archlinux++
[11:56:20] <Bender> karma - archlinux: 48
[11:56:42] <chromas> ~weather archlinux++
[11:57:13] <chromas> Was hoping it would just happen to put it first
[11:57:43] <exec> process timed out: ~weather archlinux++
[11:57:46] <chromas> Did I break it like SedBot?
[11:57:51] <chromas> Ah
[11:58:48] <crutchy> ~ps
[11:58:49] <exec> [12934] php scripts/users.php '319 exec crutchy #Soylent #comments # ' 'irc.sylnt.us' '' '~users-internal'
[11:59:03] <crutchy> nah it still works :)
[11:59:08] <crutchy> ~weather
[12:00:08] <exec> process timed out: ~weather
[12:01:12] <crutchy> ~isup weather.gladstonefamily.net
[12:01:21] <chromas> ~weather basement
[12:01:31] <chromas> Ah oh
[12:01:40] <crutchy> maybe we broked the website
[12:01:42] <exec> process timed out: ~isup weather.gladstonefamily.net
[12:01:53] <crutchy> can't get to it in firefox either :/
[12:02:02] <crutchy> ~time
[12:02:04] <exec> Tuesday, 9 September 2014 @ 10:02 pm GMT+10 - Traralgon VIC, Australia
[12:02:10] <crutchy> google works at least
[12:02:12] <chromas> http://weather.gladstonefamily.net
[12:02:21] <exec> process timed out: ~weather basement
[12:02:34] <chromas> Down for everyone
[12:02:53] * chromas is everyone now
[12:03:00] <crutchy> /weather melbourne, australia
[12:03:59] <chromas> The current temperature in AO-SC3, Melbourne, Victoria is 57.0°F (10:02 PM EST on September 09, 2014). Conditions: Partly Cloudy. Humidity: 85%. Dew Point: 53.6°F. Pressure: 29.68 in 1005 hPa (Steady).
[12:04:12] <monopoly> ^ 03ERROR: The requested URL could not be retrieved
[12:04:49] <chromas> Squid++ even though it doesn't cache anything
[12:04:49] <Bender> karma - squid: 1
[12:06:36] <chromas> I wonder what KonomiBot's prefix is. Maybe # since it's bash
[12:06:49] <Konomi> my bot isn't in here
[12:07:01] <Konomi> and it wasn't named after me ;p
[12:08:23] <chromas> Bring it in so we can abuse it :D
[12:08:34] <crutchy> maybe its called DropBear
[12:08:54] <crutchy> ~bot new DropBear
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[12:10:28] * chromas wishes dropbear supported sftp
[12:11:25] <chromas> bearctl drop trou
[12:17:05] <crutchy> bearctl eat ciri
[12:26:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather
[12:27:10] * TheMightyBuzzard waits
[12:27:53] <exec> process timed out: ~weather
[12:28:57] <crutchy> weather site was down before
[12:29:02] <crutchy> might be still down
[12:29:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> i still blame exec
[12:29:09] <crutchy> ~help weather
[12:29:17] <crutchy> yeah i would too
[12:29:20] <crutchy> stupid bot
[12:29:24] <exec> Syntax:
[12:29:25] <exec> ~weather location
[12:29:25] <exec> weather data courtesy of the APRS Citizen Weather Observer Program (CWOP) @ http://weather.gladstonefamily.net
[12:29:25] <exec> http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[12:30:04] <crutchy> still down
[12:30:28] <crutchy> chromas' weatherbot uses wunderground
[12:30:35] <crutchy> wherever it is
[12:30:51] <crutchy> here systemd *whistles*
[12:31:14] <crutchy> maybe it only comes if you offer it meatybites?
[12:35:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> my bookmark uses wunderground too
[12:36:01] <crutchy> if i'm not using ~weather i generally just use the bureau of meteorology website
[12:36:46] <crutchy> though aprs seems to be better for raw data
[12:36:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> ooooh, fishing looks good for thursday
[12:38:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> tried http://graphical.weather.gov ?
[12:38:12] <monopoly> ^ 03National Digital Forecast Database XML/SOAP Service - NOAA's National Weather Service
[12:38:14] <chromas> Cyanogenmod-- for lack of customizability
[12:38:14] <Bender> karma - cyanogenmod: -1
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[13:02:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> Okay, got a few hours of coding in and made positive progress. Going to call it a day and play some Divinity: Original Sin I think.
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[13:03:10] <crutchy> lol
[13:03:20] <crutchy> [pew pew pew]++
[13:03:20] <Bender> karma - [pew pew pew]: 1
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[13:13:26] <crutchy> almost nighty night time?
[13:13:40] <crutchy> tis for me i think
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[13:42:31] <juggs> ~time crutchy
[13:42:33] <exec> Tuesday, 9 September 2014 @ 11:42 pm GMT+10 - Traralgon VIC, Australia
[13:43:32] <crutchy> ~bot say dropbear quit
[13:43:58] <crutchy> feck
[13:44:01] <crutchy> ~killall
[13:44:01] -!- DropBear has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
[13:44:01] <exec> terminated pid 13458: php scripts/bot.php 'new DropBear' '#Soylent' 'crutchy'
[13:44:02] <exec> terminated pid 16998: php scripts/users.php '319 exec crutchy #exec #Soylent #comments # ' 'irc.sylnt.us' '' '~users-internal'
[13:44:42] <crutchy> hmm maybe i had to use the correct case for the nick
[13:56:10] <Blackmoore> coffee++
[13:56:10] <Bender> karma - coffee: 758
[14:10:27] <juggs> hola Blackmoore - you doing OK?
[14:12:30] <Blackmoore> hey juggs i'm ragged. how are you?
[14:12:54] <juggs> decidedly unragged thanks :)
[14:15:35] <crutchy> coffee++
[14:15:35] <Bender> karma - coffee: 759
[14:17:30] <Blackmoore> coffee++
[14:17:30] <Bender> karma - coffee: 760
[14:18:39] <Blackmoore> I'm still holding on to what little self worth i have left
[14:19:02] <juggs> crikey - what's up?
[14:19:10] <juggs> raging at the job?
[14:19:35] <crutchy> Blackmoore, you need a recursive self-worth increment function
[14:28:11] <Blackmoore> i sure could crutchy - but yeah it's the job. i have got to get into a new one since management here has decided i can do the work of 3.
[14:28:26] <Blackmoore> and i feel that i'm failing miserably
[14:29:14] <juggs> sounds completely unreasonable
[14:29:23] <crutchy> that sux
[14:39:25] <Blackmoore> yeah. the only thing i have going is they aren't going to get rid of me.
[14:40:42] <juggs> they'll be carrying you out in a bloomin coffin or you'll end up with some kind of burn out
[14:40:51] <Blackmoore> yup.
[14:42:42] <Blackmoore> i'm already burned out. that's obvious.
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[15:05:40] <ar> coffee--
[15:05:40] <Bender> karma - coffee: 759
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[15:22:41] <Blackmoore> coffee++
[15:22:41] <Bender> karma - coffee: 760
[15:23:28] <Blackmoore> ar, we need to get you a Tea++ mug.
[15:25:40] <ar> oh, right
[15:25:45] <ar> coffee--
[15:25:45] <Bender> karma - coffee: 759
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[16:36:52] <SirFinkus> comcast--
[16:36:52] <Bender> karma - comcast: -4
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[16:59:05] <SirFinkus> lmao
[16:59:09] <SirFinkus> apple fucked their stream up
[17:00:08] <SirFinkus> http://i.imgur.com
[17:00:43] <SirFinkus> they're also playing 2 music tracks at the same time, the live licensed music, and the generic public domain stuff
[17:00:57] <SirFinkus> I'm assuming someone forgot to turn the mics off in the auditorium
[17:01:10] <SirFinkus> there will be angry meetings
[17:02:14] <SirFinkus> disgusting interlacing artifacts in the video
[17:05:06] <Landon> I'm glad you guys are on top of these apple things for me
[17:05:08] <Landon> tell me how it goes :)
[17:07:13] <SirFinkus> You don't have permission to access "http://www.apple.com/live/2014-sept-event/" on this server. *explosion*
[17:07:45] <SirFinkus> oh god, now the stream is dubbed with chinese
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[17:09:16] <LaminatorX> Might you be willing to submit a story, Sir Finkus?
[17:09:45] <LaminatorX> Presuming you are able to understand any of what they're saying.
[17:09:57] <SirFinkus> maybe after it's done
[17:10:09] <SirFinkus> the stream is a trainwreck
[17:13:55] <SirFinkus> now there's another language going
[17:16:54] <SirFinkus> I'll wait for the register story, they should have a good take on all this
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[17:28:04] <paulej72> they fixed the audio
[17:28:45] <SirFinkus> yeah, still something weird going on in the background
[17:30:41] <Blackmoore> that's a good question LaminatorX - how do we want to handle live stream events?
[17:33:21] <SirFinkus> huh, I guess I learned how autofocus works
[17:33:27] <SirFinkus> always kind of wondered about that
[17:33:40] <SirFinkus> I figured it used some kind of ranging mechanism
[17:40:51] <SirFinkus> good god, 128gb iphone 6 + is $500 with a contract
[17:44:46] <Blackmoore> yeah.. that's a good chunk of a month's rent or a car payment
[17:45:50] <SirFinkus> gotta be 1k without contract though
[17:47:21] <SirFinkus> yes apple, please track all my purchases
[17:48:09] <SirFinkus> with 🍎pay
[17:48:26] <Blackmoore> bastards.
[17:49:22] <SirFinkus> oh, of course you need the latest iphone to use it
[17:50:29] <SirFinkus> lol, so people can just take a picture of your card and use it to pay for stuff
[17:50:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Gene Simmons: File Sharing Extinguished Rock Music's Creative Fire - http://sylnt.us - art-for-its-own-sake-is-dead
[17:59:14] <SirFinkus> oh man, the iwatch
[17:59:16] <SirFinkus> what a shock
[18:04:23] <LaminatorX> I don't know that we have anything unique to offer on something this big. Blackmoore, apart from discussion within our community. If we actually had someone on the scene for an event like this, that'd be different though.
[18:12:53] <Blackmoore> well the other site usually made a big deal about these kind of events; I wasnt even sure we'd bother higlighting it. but I suppose we really should have something about it.
[18:14:15] <Blackmoore> what might be funny is if we had a bunch of us live tweet these - complete with snark, but i suppose a more jouranlistic artical by someone after the event is more professional.
[18:14:27] <LaminatorX> Oh I definitely think a story is warranted, but there are many places already doing live updates and so on. I think coverage here would be better served by summary once the announcements are complete so that we can discuss them cohesively.
[18:15:06] <SirFinkus> the register has a pretty funny twitter when it comes to apple events
[18:26:33] <Blackmoore> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[18:27:28] <Blackmoore> that is amusing
[18:42:15] <SirFinkus> $350? good christ
[18:54:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> apple release announcements remind me of reality tv. i have no idea why anyone watches either one.
[18:55:07] <Blackmoore> *nods*
[18:57:46] <SirFinkus> it's funny how far up their own asses they are
[19:00:14] <SirFinkus> so a 10 year old ipod came with more storage than the brand new iphone
[19:01:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> makes sense. underbuild, overprice has always been their mantra.
[19:13:18] <paulej72> the Apple watch is kind of cool, but they gave no info on run time or local storage. I doubt that I would get one anytime soon.
[19:13:44] <SirFinkus> probably means it's bad
[19:13:51] <SirFinkus> I bet you have to charge it every night
[19:14:19] <paulej72> I am now trying to decide if I should get a the big phone.
[19:15:13] <paulej72> I would think charging every night would be the norm, but they made it fairly easy to charge. No tiny usb microp port to connect to.
[19:16:59] <juggs> is every one going to be wandering around with a 60" flat screen mischievously labelled as a phone?
[19:17:25] <Blackmoore> yup just strap it to your arm! so convienent!
[19:17:43] <juggs> sounds great!! where do I sign up?
[19:18:09] <Blackmoore> here; use this 8 lb hammer. just hit yourself in the head a few times
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[19:22:55] <juggs> aahhh - that's better :D
[19:23:46] <Blackmoore> I assume that brain damage is the only reason one would purchase an Apple product at this point
[19:25:15] <juggs> I never have - seem like nice enough things the few times I've used them, but no idea what the hype is about
[19:26:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> juggs, shiny!
[19:28:09] <juggs> looks around the room - oddly all my stuff seems to be matt black. crikey, just spotted my amp I bought as a teenager- even that is matt black. Hey ho - at least I've been consistent all these years :D
[19:33:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> my stuff is all whatever color it happened to be. turns out it all happened to be black but it varies from gloss to matte depending on the piece.
[19:33:38] <paulej72> juggs: a can of spraypaint and I can make anything matte black
[19:34:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> honestly though, my monitor could be painted like a pretty rainbow and i wouldn't care. i just care about what's on the screen.
[19:34:31] <paulej72> pretty pretty princess. :)
[19:34:39] <juggs> true. I'm sure I had a couple of beige PCs at some point - long since been handed off to others.
[19:34:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, paulej72, you may not paint my monitor
[19:39:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> so, was the iwatch too small to be useful or too big to put on your wrist? cause there's really no third alternative.
[19:40:09] <paulej72> yes there is a third option, too expensive for the benefits.
[19:41:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> maybe if you carried it around like a medieval shield instead of like a watch...
[19:41:59] <juggs> :D
[19:42:35] * TheMightyBuzzard wonders what the AC will be
[19:45:33] <crutchy> coffee++
[19:45:33] <Bender> karma - coffee: 760
[19:45:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, crutchy
[19:45:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[19:45:48] <Bender> karma - coffee: 761
[19:46:04] <crutchy> mornin
[19:48:02] <Blackmoore> Hold Sir Knight! I challeng you and your very shiney Shield to a competition of Arms! we shall joust at Noon!
[19:48:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> we should have a Tips link as well as a Submissions link. for the people too lazy to turn a link into a submission.
[19:48:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, now they gotta come up with something long and pokey to use as a lance.
[19:49:06] <juggs> the iSabre
[19:50:14] <SirFinkus> sabre wasn't the first thing that came to my mind
[19:50:57] <Blackmoore> Come along iHorse! we'll get you iSaddled up, and iBarded.
[19:51:20] <Blackmoore> then don our armor of arrogance
[19:51:54] <Blackmoore> and helm of the allknowing apple fan
[19:53:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> and on that note, i think it's nap time
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[21:52:48] <crutchy> the comments about salaries is really depressing. thank crapness i'm not in the USA
[21:53:03] <crutchy> ^also the moderating
[21:53:52] <crutchy> too many socialists thinking the government is going to save them when the chips fall
[21:54:49] <crutchy> anyway gtg to workipoos. cyas later
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[22:50:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Population Curve Ramped-up around 2000 Years Ago - http://sylnt.us - What-have-the-Romans-ever-done-for-us?
[22:55:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://online.wsj.com
[23:05:29] <chromas> Comedy central played an edited Futurama where the brains make everyone stupid and Bender says "let's go join the tea party!"
[23:06:33] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: do you think they'll port of to silverlight?
[23:06:40] <chromas> It
[23:07:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> probably require it for all versions
[23:07:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> from the how-to-fuck-up-a-wet-dream dept
[23:08:38] <chromas> They'll change the cubes to spheres
[23:10:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> institute micropayments
[23:12:11] <chromas> Maybe it will be the new desktop. 3d tiles
[23:14:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh hell, don't give em ideas
[23:14:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> i like mc but that'd blow goats
[23:16:30] <chromas> They heard all the talk about data mining
[23:17:59] <Lagg> More likely they'll let it rot more than notch did and see how much money they can get from continuing sales in that period.
[23:18:09] <Lagg> Then let it rot some more
[23:19:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> 1.8 was a pretty big upgrade
[23:19:22] <Lagg> Yes, because notch wasn't around to screw it up anymore
[23:19:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> true nuff
[23:19:46] <Lagg> Anyway I'm surprised people forgot the mantra. Except these days the already-tenuous "extend" part of it is pretty much long dead
[23:20:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> nowadays it's just embrace->enrage