#Soylent | Logs for 2014-09-08

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[00:33:39] <SpallsHurgenson> the problem with this internet chat thing is nobody ever shuts up
[00:34:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> hey, if it keeps ethanol-fueled from being an ass, i call it a win
[00:36:48] <SpallsHurgenson> does she still come around here?
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[00:41:01] <arti> :)
[00:41:39] <SpallsHurgenson> great, now I have that Tom Petty song "Don't Come Around Here No More" stuck in my head
[00:43:33] <arti> i wonder if he enjoys being petty
[00:43:50] <arti> bet nobody thought of that before :D
[00:44:06] <SpallsHurgenson> Petty I can live with; it's the Tom part that horrifies me :)
[00:46:55] <paulej72> i am just surprised how long it is taking me to organize all of my stuff in my new appartment
[00:47:22] <SpallsHurgenson> leaving everything in cardboard boxes counts as "organized"
[00:48:25] <paulej72> not when i used plastic grocery bags as my primary storage device. they do not stack well
[00:49:07] <SpallsHurgenson> well... um... uh... you got me there
[00:49:24] <paulej72> it was just a block away so no need to pack for a long trip
[00:50:32] <paulej72> only used boxes for my dvds and clothes.
[00:51:00] <SpallsHurgenson> I'd need a truck just for all my electronics
[00:51:15] <paulej72> had a bunch os stuff in plastic storage bins that got moved as is
[00:51:31] <paulej72> a
[00:52:13] <arti> you just moved?
[00:52:21] * arti is prepping for one next weekend
[00:52:24] <paulej72> all the electronics got moved loose. i had my dads truck and my friend had his suv
[00:52:27] <SpallsHurgenson> milk crates - convenient containers AND makeshift furniture :)
[00:52:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> you went through all the trouble of moving to go a whole block away?
[00:53:18] <paulej72> my landlord was selling my old place plus it was a shitty place
[00:53:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> i've joined a crew of insane gypsies
[00:53:55] <paulej72> i at least got my security deposit back
[00:53:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh wait, i'm moving too here in a few months. viva insanity!
[00:54:47] <paulej72> i was renting a room in a house, now i am in an efficency appartment
[00:55:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, well that's at least a significant upgrade.
[00:55:31] <paulej72> i hated using the shared kitchen so much that i stopped using it several years ago
[00:55:58] <paulej72> only used it to make coffee on the weekends
[00:56:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm going roomies with a buddy who landed a job that will have him working ~3-4 days a month on what he was making as an electrician working 5 days a week.
[00:57:04] <SpallsHurgenson> ah, cocaine dealer :)
[00:57:14] <paulej72> my room did not have a dedicated power circuit so i had to be frugal with my power use
[00:57:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> ack
[00:58:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> SpallsHurgenson, less feds, more chicken feed additives.
[00:58:17] * arti imagines paulej72 with 8 electric heaters
[00:58:46] <paulej72> it was the entire upstairs (two rooms and bath) plus at least one outlet in the basment appartment
[00:59:46] <paulej72> speaking of heat, the house has forced air, but my room was at the end of the line and had no return duct
[01:01:20] <SpallsHurgenson> my lights dim if I turn on all my computers at once :)
[01:01:50] <paulej72> got cold with the door shut. when i first moved in i had no problem with leaving it open all day in the winter. but as new people moved in who were not so nice i had to start locking my door all the time.
[01:02:06] <SpallsHurgenson> (actually, that might not be true anymore; I replaced most of the power hogs over the past few years)
[01:05:05] <paulej72> my old landlord did not do a good job os finding tenants for the place. lots of deadbeats over the last few years. i had troubles getting their share of the utilities from many of them.
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[02:26:28] * arti leaves offerings of waffles before subsentient
[02:26:50] * Subsentient is gluten intolerant
[02:28:12] * arti uses gf baking flour
[02:28:21] <arti> no more faucet ass!
[02:31:07] <Subsentient> lol
[02:31:07] <ciri> HEY! don't laugh at me
[02:47:33] <arti> how are you sub?
[03:05:37] <Subsentient> arti: Alive and screaming
[03:05:48] * Subsentient holds up a peanut butter spoon threateningly
[03:06:00] <arti> how did you mold it into the shape?
[03:06:02] <ciri> very carefully and then some
[03:06:14] <arti> or did you just use a resource editor to change the material property to pb?
[03:06:17] * arti pets ciri
[03:06:30] * Subsentient pets aqu4
[03:06:50] <Subsentient> ciri: help
[03:06:53] <Subsentient> ciri: commands
[03:06:57] <Subsentient> ciri: gerbils
[03:07:04] <arti> i should do something like that
[03:07:11] <Subsentient> aqu4: commands
[03:07:11] <aqu4> Commands with 1 star = admins only, 2 stars = owners only. Commands available:
[03:07:12] <aqu4> burrito, beer, godzilla4**, wz, guessinggame, sr, time, title, ddg, coin, seen, tell, sticky, replace, whoami, tail8*, msg8*, memsg8*, noticemsg8*, chanctl8*, join8*, part8*, debug8*, nickchange4**, admin4**, blacklist8*, netwrite4**, quit4**, restart4**, help, commands
[03:07:14] <Subsentient> -_-
[03:07:52] <Subsentient> $coin should ciri have a proper help command?
[03:07:52] * aqu4 flips a bubblegum covered penny on "should ciri have a proper help command?"
[03:07:53] <aqu4> I got heads.
[03:08:10] <arti> !decide yes no
[03:08:10] <ciri> The roll of the dice picks: no.
[03:08:34] <arti> !decide yes no maybe "fondle Subsentient"
[03:08:34] <ciri> The roll of the dice picks: no.
[03:08:57] <Subsentient> $coin should I kick arti's ass?
[03:08:58] * aqu4 flips a dime found on the floor on "should I kick arti's ass?"
[03:08:58] <aqu4> I got heads.
[03:09:09] * Subsentient punches his hand
[03:09:22] * arti fondles said hand
[03:09:30] <Subsentient> $godzilla
[03:09:31] * aqu4 turns into Godzilla and begins to wreak havoc upon you all
[03:09:31] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[03:09:32] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[03:09:33] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[03:09:34] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[03:09:35] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[03:09:35] * aqu4 eats ciri
[03:09:36] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[03:09:37] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[03:09:38] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[03:09:39] * aqu4 craps out ciri on Tachyon
[03:09:39] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[03:09:40] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[03:09:41] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[03:09:42] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[03:09:43] * aqu4 slowly shrinks back to normal size and scampers off
[03:09:50] <Subsentient> Wowo
[03:09:53] <Subsentient> the force is with me
[03:09:57] <arti> dat romp action
[03:10:41] <chromas> aqu4: s/O/U/
[03:11:16] <Subsentient> $replace arti r^st
[03:11:16] <aqu4> User's last speech was not in this channel. Cannot replace.
[03:11:23] * Subsentient snarls
[03:11:42] <arti> !word
[03:11:43] <ciri> Unscramble ---> 6 uraccril
[03:11:58] <ciri> Clue --->12 round
[03:12:00] <Subsentient> $replace arti wo^tu
[03:12:00] <aqu4> User's last speech was not in this channel. Cannot replace.
[03:12:05] <chromas> circular
[03:12:05] <ciri> Woohoo chromas!! You got it...4circular
[03:12:06] <ciri> chromas this is your first ever win!!!...Don't you feel pathetic!
[03:12:11] <Subsentient> $seen arti
[03:12:11] <aqu4> I last saw arti at 2014-09-08 03:11:31 UTC in #soylent. Their most recent message is "!word"
[03:12:22] <arti> kudos chromas
[03:12:28] <arti> !word
[03:12:28] <ciri> Unscramble ---> 6 brkneo
[03:12:31] <Subsentient> $replace arti wo^tu
[03:12:31] <aqu4> User's last speech was not in this channel. Cannot replace.
[03:12:39] <Subsentient> dafuq
[03:12:43] <ciri> Clue --->12 cracked
[03:12:50] <arti> broken
[03:12:50] <ciri> Woohoo arti!! You got it...4broken
[03:12:51] <ciri> arti this is your first ever win!!!...Don't you feel pathetic!
[03:13:11] <arti> just a couple of winners here
[03:13:15] <arti> chromas!
[03:13:23] <arti> dude let's do a game of dominion
[03:13:26] <arti> :D
[03:13:31] <chromas> k
[03:13:40] * arti prances off to playdominion.com
[03:13:42] <chromas> Doing late food though so there may be a few pauses
[03:14:07] <arti> late food eh, what'cha eating?
[03:14:13] * arti sniffs
[03:14:19] <chromas> Subsentient's favorite
[03:14:38] <arti> roasted clams?
[03:14:40] * Subsentient pukes on arti
[03:14:40] <chromas> steak and can't remember the vegetable name
[03:14:43] * arti opens mouth
[03:14:50] <Subsentient> Eeew
[03:14:50] <chromas> which is really weird 'cause it's not fancy
[03:14:55] * arti makes chirping sounds
[03:14:59] <chromas> shaped like a cucumber
[03:15:15] <arti> zucchini?
[03:15:36] <arti> i'll have to give you a recipe for those
[03:15:58] <arti> i'm making a game, it'll be under my name
[03:16:03] <chromas> yeah
[03:16:08] <chromas> not sure why I couldn't think of it
[03:16:22] <arti> you just needed to regen your local cache
[03:17:35] <arti> game's up in Countin House
[03:18:08] <arti> dig the avatar lol
[03:18:23] <chromas> mustache power, activate!
[03:22:32] <arti> lotta action cards
[03:23:08] <chromas> just noticed there's a serf bot too
[03:23:16] <arti> mr moustache
[03:23:53] <chromas> yeah I thought that was you
[03:24:26] <arti> hahaha
[03:24:38] <arti> i'm still rocking the stock guy
[03:30:12] <arti> damn serfbot
[03:30:42] <chromas> gotta put him down before he starts a revolution
[03:30:56] * juggs mooches about aimlessly
[03:31:22] * arti motions towards the hookah
[03:35:05] <arti> >:(
[03:35:16] <swiss> juggs: you see the pics i sent you?
[03:35:22] <arti> ooooo
[03:35:25] <arti> that's one way to get ops
[03:35:37] <swiss> arti: lel
[03:35:40] <swiss> it's bikepics
[03:35:48] <arti> nice code words
[03:35:55] <swiss> arti: you want some too?
[03:36:18] <arti> no thanks, i prefer womens
[03:36:28] <juggs> still reading scrollback swiss - will probably come across them :) Unless you dcc'd them - in which case no as that shizzle is verboten on my kit.
[03:36:43] <swiss> juggs: http://imgur.com
[03:36:44] <monopoly> ^ 03imgur: the simple image sharer
[03:36:53] <swiss> i brought that home last night
[03:37:16] <arti> cool :D
[03:44:06] <arti> you'll need a gopro
[03:44:45] <arti> lol, you put that card there
[03:45:21] <chromas> yeah I don't quite get discard v put back
[03:45:28] <chromas> doesn't it go to the same place either way?
[03:46:05] <arti> yeah, but discarding it makes it so the player can't use it
[03:46:15] <chromas> ah
[03:46:16] <arti> it goes to their discard pile (local trash)
[03:46:26] <chromas> heh, I just trashed three coppers for no benefit
[03:46:31] <swiss> arti: gopros are the fanny pack of motorcycle helmets
[03:46:47] <chromas> swiss: put it between your legs
[03:48:13] <swiss> lol
[03:48:14] <arti> http://www.bbc.co.uk
[03:48:16] <monopoly> ^ 03Rider's fatal crash shown in police safety video - BBC Newsbeat
[03:48:23] <mrcoolbp> TheMightyBuzzard: pong
[03:48:46] <swiss> arti: shit happens
[03:48:48] <mrcoolbp> Subsentient: Ping
[03:49:03] <arti> this way even as you're instantly killed, we can know what happens
[03:49:18] <chromas> play it at the funeral
[03:49:19] <swiss> ah
[03:49:33] <swiss> i want something else with a builtin camera
[03:49:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> mrcoolbp, was just going to sic your recruiting ninja skills on Subsentient
[03:50:01] <arti> maybe some glasses
[03:50:05] <arti> or an iron man mask
[03:50:12] <Subsentient> mrcoolbp: Hi
[03:50:39] <Subsentient> I'd like to become the iron fist dictator of rejecting crappy submissions, err, I mean, just another editor.
[03:50:46] * arti directs mrcoolbp to the brownie tray on the second shelf of the fridge
[03:51:14] <Subsentient> $beer mrcoolbp
[03:51:14] * aqu4 gives mrcoolbp a cold can of beer
[03:51:44] <Subsentient> arti: Unless you got the special brownies, he likes me better because I have beer.
[03:52:08] <juggs> swiss - looks tasty. Reminds me of the kawa GPz305 from back when I was on the spanners. Twin cylinder ~300cc. Nice lightweight motor with slipper pistons. Was only odd in that it had a belt drive :-/
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[03:52:22] <arti> i have special everything!
[03:52:32] <arti> even breath!
[03:52:34] <Subsentient> juggs: A bit crunchy yes? Well we all have our favorite snacks.
[03:53:10] <mrcoolbp> was readding backlog
[03:53:10] <juggs> da fuq Subsentient - you still hacked :P
[03:53:11] <mrcoolbp> I'm here
[03:53:22] <juggs> o/ hi mrcoolbp - late for you
[03:53:24] <Subsentient> juggs: eh?
[03:53:26] * mrcoolbp whacks arti with something
[03:53:33] <mrcoolbp> juggs: just got out of work
[03:53:42] * arti isn't sure to be afraid
[03:53:44] <mrcoolbp> Subsentient: you are you sir!?
[03:53:50] <Subsentient> mrcoolbp: ?
[03:53:53] * mrcoolbp offers arti a peace pipe
[03:54:02] <mrcoolbp> Subsentient: sorry, been a long day
[03:54:11] * arti adds it to his inventory
[03:54:16] * mrcoolbp reads the last bit of backlog
[03:54:19] <Subsentient> mrcoolbp: That's fine. I'm out of peanut butter.
[03:54:24] <juggs> Subsentient, apologies - didn't get the crunchy humour initially.
[03:54:26] <arti> no more peanut butter tricks :(?
[03:54:36] <mrcoolbp> Subsentient: did you email LamX ?
[03:54:41] <Subsentient> mrcoolbp: Yes.
[03:55:28] <mrcoolbp> Subsentien: okay, so we can get you started if you like
[03:55:32] <mrcoolbp> t*
[03:55:34] <Subsentient> mrcoolbp: Thanks
[03:55:37] <Subsentient> I'd love to.
[03:55:47] <mrcoolbp> Subsentient: are you chompin' at the bit right now?
[03:55:55] <arti> he's had all weekend to rest up
[03:56:04] * arti got about 10 hours of sleep last night, too
[03:56:10] * arti wiggles tail with the quickness
[03:56:16] <Subsentient> mrcoolbp: My pop culture is rivaled by your 90 year old grandmother. English please.
[03:56:35] <arti> yo, dawg, people be all like shit
[03:56:35] <mrcoolbp> Subsentient: do you want to get started right now?
[03:56:40] <mrcoolbp> ^^
[03:56:41] <Subsentient> mrcoolbp: Sure!
[03:56:42] <mrcoolbp> yeha that
[03:56:46] <mrcoolbp> Subsentient
[03:56:47] <mrcoolbp> okay
[03:57:07] <Subsentient> I only afk in the most important parts of a conversation, don't worry.
[03:57:21] <chromas> damn, even serfbot beat me
[03:57:24] <arti> hahahaha
[03:57:33] <arti> that game was kinda slow due to lack of action cards
[03:57:37] <arti> + action anyway
[03:57:49] <arti> it's kinda nice since it keeps the chains down low
[03:57:56] * mrcoolbp takes the peace pipe from arti temporarily, then gives it back
[03:57:56] <chromas> what do the earned coins do?
[03:58:02] * Subsentient pokes mrcoolbp
[03:58:12] <mrcoolbp> sec sir
[03:58:16] <Subsentient> :^)
[03:58:18] <arti> oh yes, i had that, allow me to replenish it
[03:58:29] * arti stuffs in something new
[03:58:42] <arti> chromas, i think you can use those to buy additional cards from the other sets?
[03:59:28] <mrcoolbp> Subsentient: join #editorial
[04:00:04] <Subsentient> kk
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[04:54:48] * mrcoolbp hugs arti then heads to bed
[04:55:23] <mrcoolbp> ~godzilla
[04:55:29] <mrcoolbp> !godzilla
[04:56:19] <chromas> $
[04:56:29] <Subsentient> mrcoolbp: You'd need to have owner privileges on the bot. You currently have admin privileges.
[04:56:40] <Subsentient> mrcoolbp: For a list of privileges you now have:
[04:56:41] <Subsentient> $commands
[04:56:41] <aqu4> Commands with 1 star = admins only, 2 stars = owners only. Commands available:
[04:56:42] <aqu4> burrito, beer, godzilla4**, wz, guessinggame, sr, time, title, ddg, coin, seen, tell, sticky, replace, whoami, tail8*, msg8*, memsg8*, noticemsg8*, chanctl8*, join8*, part8*, debug8*, nickchange4**, admin4**, blacklist8*, netwrite4**, quit4**, restart4**, help, commands
[04:56:54] <chromas> Subsentient: maybe a babyzilla for admins?
[04:57:00] <Subsentient> chromas: lol
[04:57:18] <chromas> fewer romps and a 20% chance to miss eating a user
[04:58:28] <mrcoolbp> !help msg
[04:58:28] <Bender> can't find help on msg
[04:58:28] <ciri> Help is only available for the following: all,google,images,groups,news,local,book,video,fight,youtube,translate,gamespot,gamefaqs,blog,ebay,ebayfight,wikipedia,wikimedia,locate,review,torrent,top,popular,dailymotion,ign,myspace,trends,scholar
[04:58:40] * Subsentient is the only bot owner, simply because security
[04:58:42] <mrcoolbp> lol
[04:58:43] <ciri> i missed it, what are you laughing at? >.>
[04:58:49] <mrcoolbp> you ciri
[04:58:50] <Subsentient> mrcoolbp: $help
[04:58:52] <Subsentient> $help msg
[04:58:52] <aqu4> ADMINS: [$msg <required_arg(s)>]: Sends a message to a nick/channel.
[04:58:57] <mrcoolbp> $help
[04:58:58] <aqu4> Hi, I'm aqu4bot, version "baking", running on UNIX. I'm a bot written in pure C by Subsentient [http://universe2.us/]. My source code can be found at "http://github.com/Subsentient/aqu4bot/". Try the 'commands' command to get a list of what I can do, or try 'help cmd' where 'cmd' is a particular command.
[04:59:04] <mrcoolbp> $help msh
[04:59:04] <aqu4> No help found for that command. Does it exist? Try an empty help command for a list of commands.
[04:59:08] <mrcoolbp> = )
[04:59:13] <mrcoolbp> $help msg
[04:59:13] <aqu4> ADMINS: [$msg <required_arg(s)>]: Sends a message to a nick/channel.
[04:59:28] <Subsentient> mrcoolbp: if you OP her, you can use chanctl
[04:59:34] <Subsentient> $chanctl help
[04:59:34] <aqu4> The following channel control commands are available:
[04:59:34] <aqu4> modeset, listpumodes, addpumode, delpumode, settopic, invite, op, deop, voice, unvoice, quiet, unquiet, ban, unban, and kick.
[04:59:50] <Subsentient> The syntax for some of these is unintuitive, but usually work as you expect.
[05:00:11] <mrcoolbp> oh boy, I'll probably forget my godlike powers in the mornin, and I have no capacity to explore them now
[05:00:32] <Subsentient> mrcoolbp: You can also tell her to join and leave channelks
[05:00:38] <Subsentient> if you /invite her somewhere
[05:00:41] <Subsentient> she will follow you
[05:00:42] <mrcoolbp> k
[05:01:06] <Subsentient> $help join
[05:01:07] <aqu4> ADMINS: [$join <required_arg(s)>]: Joins the specified channel(s). You can also specify a command prefix for the channels with a comma, e.g. 'join #derp,@'. You must be at least admin for this.
[05:01:15] <mrcoolbp> I'll likely not mess with 'er lest I need to
[05:01:25] <mrcoolbp> but I appreciate the give-n-take
[05:01:35] <Subsentient> mrcoolbp: Yeh I know :^)
[05:02:16] <mrcoolbp> Subsentient: ping me tomorrow, must go asleepin' now
[05:02:18] <mrcoolbp> g'night
[05:02:31] <Subsentient> kk
[05:05:00] <mrcoolbp> Subsentient: you may want to start writing this stuff down somewhere, but once yah get "OK"ed on being an editor, you should add yourself to the wiki page
[05:05:46] <Subsentient> mrcoolbp: I already have a vain page for aqu4 and a vain page for myself.
[05:06:03] <Subsentient> http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[05:06:04] <monopoly> ^ 04Wiki: 03User:Subsentient: Subsentient is the current reigning eternal Emperor of the Undead Gerbil Horde, as well as your lord and master. You will bow to him now.
[05:06:26] <mrcoolbp> great, I recruited an egotistical maniac = )
[05:06:52] <mrcoolbp> okay, I'm *really* going to bed
[05:07:02] <mrcoolbp> g'night #Soylent
[05:11:54] <JamesNZ> Such glory \o/ /o\
[05:12:18] <Subsentient> JamesNZ: The second little man is hanging from the cieling in shackles
[05:12:41] <JamesNZ> Subsentient: Heh.
[05:15:29] <arti> nite mrcoolbp
[05:15:40] <arti> Subsentient you'd make a good editor
[05:15:52] <arti> since you do teh codes.
[05:16:42] <Subsentient> arti: That's no good reason to be an editor. I might end up being the guy that turns SN into a giant mound of oatmeal, but I'm signing on because of all my obvious failings, I care about quality of work.
[05:16:44] <mrcoolbp> teh codzors
[05:18:08] <arti> nah, you'll turn it into a fascist bastion of socialism but thankfully we're out of limitless pills
[05:18:30] * arti writes a note in sharpie "do not limitless this user"
[05:19:00] * arti attaches near Subsentient's spine
[05:19:20] * Subsentient rips arti off in a display of hulk-like glory, and throws him to aqu4
[05:19:26] * aqu4 eats arti
[05:19:35] <arti> i wasn't ready
[05:19:40] <arti> i didn't have the peanut butter out
[05:19:48] <arti> >:(
[05:20:19] * arti sniffs
[05:20:21] <arti> you are now aware the garbage is full.
[05:20:27] <arti> brb
[05:21:46] <Subsentient> arti: How'd you know? Next you'll tell me I need to do laundry.
[05:24:41] * Subsentient really needs to do laundry before he puts his cheese and basil odored shorts back on
[05:24:54] <arti> yeah, i'll do that tomorrow
[05:39:43] <ar> moin
[05:39:45] <ar> coffee--
[05:39:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++ coffee defense script activated
[05:39:45] <Bender> karma - coffee: 757
[05:39:45] <Bender> karma - coffee: 758
[05:39:48] <ar> …
[05:40:05] <ar> TheMightyBuzzard: that script is so dumb…
[05:41:38] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[05:41:38] <Bender> karma - coffee: 757
[05:41:39] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[05:41:39] <Bender> karma - coffee: 756
[05:41:40] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[05:41:40] <Bender> karma - coffee: 755
[05:41:41] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[05:41:41] <Bender> karma - coffee: 754
[05:41:41] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[05:41:41] <Bender> karma - coffee: 753
[05:41:42] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[05:41:42] <Bender> karma - coffee: 752
[05:41:43] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[05:41:43] <Bender> karma - coffee: 751
[05:41:44] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[05:41:44] <Bender> karma - coffee: 750
[05:44:28] <arti> https://www.youtube.com
[05:44:30] <monopoly> ^ 03Dog SPA - YouTube
[05:51:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Reddit Bans Page Where Celebrity Nude Photos were Shared - http://sylnt.us - pics-or-it-didn't...oh-wait
[05:57:58] <swiss> coffee--
[05:57:58] <Bender> karma - coffee: 749
[06:00:43] <ar> coffee--
[06:00:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++ coffee defense script activated
[06:00:43] <Bender> karma - coffee: 748
[06:00:43] <Bender> karma - coffee: 749
[06:05:20] <cykros> so would posting a "news article" about my gf trying to crowdfund her student loans not really be in the spirit of things? :-P
[06:05:40] * cykros figures probably not...
[06:05:58] <cykros> that, and she'd probably look at the comments. not sure that'd be for the best :-/
[06:06:16] <arti> reddit comments!
[06:06:47] <cykros> yea, just wasn't sure where to start with posting it there. i don't think it's quite fit for /r/netsec or /r/cyberpunk, which are the only two i follow
[06:07:09] <ar> /r/nottheonion is quite amusing
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[06:16:29] <Subsentient> There.
[06:16:59] <Subsentient> -aqu4- VERSION aqu4bot baking, compiled Sep 7 2014 23:15:22
[06:17:14] <arti> can it bake itself?
[06:17:19] <Subsentient> arti: Probably.
[06:17:56] <Subsentient> arti: She was deleting an entire channel's user database and removing it from the list of channels if ANYONE got kicked, regardless of if it was her.
[06:18:10] <Subsentient> Now she can tell the difference and remove just a user if it's not her.
[06:18:40] <Subsentient> Also fixed the replace bug
[06:18:48] <Subsentient> $replace ar b^m
[06:18:48] <aqu4> Failed to perform replace. No match found in user's last message.
[06:18:53] <Subsentient> $replace arti b^m
[06:18:54] <aqu4> Subsentient: "<arti>: can it make itself?"
[06:20:08] * Subsentient 's fingers smell like a vaccuum cleaner bag
[06:56:59] <crutchy> coffee++
[06:56:59] <Bender> karma - coffee: 750
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[07:05:04] <crutchy> mod+points++
[07:05:12] <crutchy> mod_points++
[07:05:12] <Bender> karma - mod_points: 1
[07:08:53] <JamesNZ> fedora++
[07:08:53] <Bender> karma - fedora: 10
[07:10:25] <Subsentient> gerbils++
[07:10:25] <Bender> karma - gerbils: 1
[07:15:07] <crutchy> informative or insightful... hard to choose
[07:15:50] <crutchy> should just have "+1 good" and "-1 burn fucker"
[07:17:43] <crutchy> ooh so you're an editor now Subsentient
[07:17:47] <crutchy> gratz buddy
[07:17:51] <crutchy> Subsentient++
[07:17:51] <Bender> karma - subsentient: 10
[07:18:02] <JamesNZ> Cool :)
[07:18:07] <JamesNZ> $beer Subsentient
[07:18:07] * aqu4 gives Subsentient a cold can of beer
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[07:18:48] <crutchy> you have to attend staff meetings now and have a staff cloak etc
[07:19:30] <crutchy> and wield phenomenal cosmic power
[07:23:35] * chromas ponders a bit
[07:24:06] <chromas> If Taco Bell gives people diarrhea then doesn't that make it authentic Mexican?
[07:24:20] <Subsentient> chromas++
[07:24:20] <Bender> karma - chromas: 29
[07:27:09] <chromas> Subsentient++ for the promotion from Resident to Official Rodent 'Rangler
[07:27:09] <Bender> karma - subsentient: 11
[07:27:29] <Subsentient> It's not official yet
[07:27:35] <Subsentient> We'll have to see what LaminatorX says
[07:27:37] <chromas> it will be
[07:29:10] <chromas> archlinux++
[07:29:10] <Bender> karma - archlinux: 47
[07:29:54] <chromas> 20 more to go
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[07:33:58] <crutchy> Subsentient, he'll say yes... can never have too many human shields.. did i say human shields? i meant editors of course :D
[07:34:57] <chromas> Operation Get Behind the Darkies
[07:35:16] <Subsentient> lol
[07:35:16] <ciri> lol damn!
[07:35:28] <crutchy> chromas, s/Darkies/Gerbils/
[07:35:28] <SedBot9001> <crutchy> <chromas> Operation Get Behind the Gerbils
[07:35:42] * chromas notes that both google and bing don't put the full phrase in autocomplete
[07:36:22] <crutchy> people must search for it enough then :p
[07:36:35] <crutchy> /sarcasm
[07:37:07] <chromas> Maybe it's 'naughty' like "boobs" and "meekrob"
[07:37:13] <chromas> so they censor it
[07:39:26] <crutchy> what!? no boobs? is this an instrumentation problem or are we talking about real power loss here?
[07:39:59] <Subsentient> $ddg meekrob
[07:40:00] <aqu4> No results found.
[07:40:20] <crutchy> ~define meekrob
[07:40:21] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3meekrob: 'Meekrob' is a curse word that is far worse than 'shit'. It is a reference to an Thai food appetizer that is far grosser than shit, consisting of crispy noodles, poak berry and shrimp....
[07:40:33] <crutchy> graphic
[07:40:50] <crutchy> a ud definition says a thousand pictures
[07:41:09] <Subsentient> Urban Dictionary can give a sexual meaning to the word potato.
[07:41:45] <chromas> ~define potato
[07:41:47] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3potato: People get confused when sentences don't end the way they potato.
[07:41:55] <Subsentient> crutchy: First test story http://dev.soylentnews.org
[07:41:56] <monopoly> ^ 04SN (dev) article 03 GMail Still Has Working HTML Version 04(0 comments):
[07:43:12] <crutchy> cool
[07:43:19] <crutchy> is it an 'ask soylent?'
[07:45:32] <crutchy> someone will probably pick on the use of 'it seems' as being speculative
[07:46:02] <crutchy> but it doesn't matter how you word it. someone will always find something they don't like :p
[07:46:30] <crutchy> $install thick-skin
[07:47:49] <Subsentient> crutchy: I hate it more now. Hit F5.
[07:47:58] <Subsentient> I edited the story because it's on dev.SN
[07:48:13] <Subsentient> I won't do stuff like that for trivial reasons on live... :^|
[07:50:41] <Subsentient> $burrito crutchy
[07:50:41] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at crutchy
[07:50:53] <Subsentient> $coin WIll I make a good SN editor?
[07:50:53] * aqu4 flips a 3V buttoncell battery that looks like a nickel on "WIll I make a good SN editor?"
[07:50:54] <aqu4> I got tails.
[07:51:08] <Subsentient> Well that's why, you flipped a battery.
[07:51:09] <Subsentient> $coin WIll I make a good SN editor?
[07:51:09] * aqu4 flips a big heavy round sewer lid on "WIll I make a good SN editor?"
[07:51:10] <aqu4> I got tails.
[07:51:26] <Subsentient> Ok that one doesn't count because the I in Will is capitalized.
[07:51:31] <Subsentient> $coin Will I make a good SN editor?
[07:51:31] * aqu4 flips a chocolate coin bought at the convenience store on "Will I make a good SN editor?"
[07:51:32] <aqu4> I got heads.
[07:51:36] <Subsentient> That's better.
[07:51:36] <crutchy> there's no such thing as a good SN editor. only a dedicated, hardworking human shield
[07:51:58] <crutchy> or human punching bag
[07:52:01] <chromas> Subsentient: it doesn't count because the chocolate coin isn't filled with peanut butter
[07:52:10] <crutchy> $install armor-plating
[07:53:42] <crutchy> tama, peanuts and corn are manufactured from shit
[07:53:49] <crutchy> hmm
[07:54:22] <chromas> tamactl infiltrate the channels
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[08:08:35] <crutchy> coffee++
[08:08:35] <Bender> karma - coffee: 751
[08:16:39] <Subsentient> http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[08:16:40] <monopoly> ^ 04Wiki: 03Aqu4bot: aqu4bot, the main instance in IRC as aqu4, with the slogan "aqu4, daughter of pr0t0!" is an IRC bot written in C by Subsentient. She has a wide range of functionality, many of her commands being humorous and others being obscure. She has...
[08:16:53] <Subsentient> crutchy: Created a small development guide.
[08:21:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Gamergate without the Sexist Smokescreen - http://sylnt.us - tell-us-how-you-really-feel
[08:55:24] -!- Subsentient has quit [Quit: A good gerbil is one with the peanut butter.]
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[09:03:22] <crutchy> Subsentient, what's involved in becoming a staff dude?
[09:04:22] <crutchy> do you have to bring a sacrifice to the altar of soylentia?
[09:06:12] <Subsentient> crutchy: I'm not staff yet. And honestly I just walked up to NCommander, asked to become an editor, so he referred me to LaminatorX's email, and mrcoolbp saw me and decided to get my training moving.
[09:06:36] <Subsentient> I told 'em I just wanted to help with quality control by being an editor.
[09:06:39] <Subsentient> And that's how it is.
[09:06:56] <crutchy> cool. that seems simple
[09:07:15] <crutchy> a little too simple
[09:07:21] <crutchy> look, there's raf
[09:07:28] <crutchy> yeah, a little too raf
[09:07:33] <Subsentient> $ddg raf
[09:07:33] <aqu4> [1]: Title: RAF The aerial warfare service branch of the British Armed Forces. Formed toward the end of the... | URL: 12https://duckduckgo.com/Royal_Air_Force
[09:07:34] <aqu4> [2]: Title: Russian Air ForceThe aerial warfare service branch of the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation. | URL: 12https://duckduckgo.com/Russian_Air_Force
[09:07:35] <aqu4> [3]: Title: Red Army FactionThe Red Army Faction, in its early stages commonly known as Baader-Meinhof Group, was West... | URL: 12https://duckduckgo.com/Red_Army_Faction
[09:07:35] <aqu4> End of results.
[09:07:38] <Subsentient> ...
[09:07:47] <crutchy> ~define ninja turtles
[09:07:54] <exec> [wikipedia] 3Ninja_turtles: The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (often shortened to TMNT or Ninja Turtles) are a fictional team of four teenage anthropomorphic turtles, named after four Renaissance artists, who were trained by thei...
[09:09:58] <crutchy> http://www.youtube.com
[09:10:01] <monopoly> ^ 03Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: A Little Too Raph (HD) - YouTube
[09:15:09] <Subsentient> lightning here,
[09:15:25] <Subsentient> Need to shut down everything but the servers.
[09:15:42] <crutchy> that sucks
[09:15:48] <Subsentient> bye
[09:15:52] <crutchy> cya matey
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[09:44:36] <crutchy> hi Konomi
[09:45:44] <Konomi> hey
[09:58:20] * crutchy offers Konomi some hot chocolate
[09:58:37] <crutchy> hot_chocolate++
[09:58:37] <Bender> karma - hot_chocolate: 1
[09:59:32] <crutchy> how's perl bot?
[10:06:31] <Konomi> I got lazy it just does url titles now ;p
[10:09:54] <crutchy> url titles are handy
[10:11:20] <crutchy> just don't admit to TheMightyBuzzard that you know perl cos he's head hunting for another soylent dev minion
[10:12:57] <crutchy> ~bot new dogfart
[10:16:20] * JamesNZ holds his nose
[10:20:34] <crutchy> no dogfart :(
[10:26:53] <JamesNZ> :)
[10:26:58] <JamesNZ> $beer crutchy
[10:27:10] <JamesNZ> Ah, and no aqu4.
[10:27:29] <crutchy> it's bot breakdown night. didn't you get the memo? :p
[10:27:51] <JamesNZ> :P
[10:28:47] <crutchy> dogfart is here. it just can't talk atm :/
[10:29:01] <crutchy> or join #soylent
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[10:43:25] <crutchy> ~bot say dogfart privmsg hello
[10:43:26] <dogfart> hello
[10:43:27] <ciri> hello dogfart
[10:44:11] <crutchy> ~bot new smellopoly
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[10:45:36] <crutchy> ~bot say smellopoly privmsg hello
[10:45:37] <smellopoly> hello
[10:45:49] <crutchy> ~bot say dogfart part
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[10:46:21] <crutchy> ~bot say smellopoly quit
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[10:57:53] <crutchy> ack-grep++
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[11:04:07] <crutchy> ~isup security.debian.org
[11:04:08] <exec> security.debian.org: HTTP/1.1 302 Found
[11:21:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Help with Evolution/Creationism Debate - http://sylnt.us - plowing-the-sea
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[12:09:44] <crutchy> coffee++
[12:09:44] <Bender> karma - coffee: 752
[12:35:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[12:35:01] <Bender> karma - coffee: 753
[12:50:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Japanese Tweet Bursts a Huge Problem for Twitter - http://sylnt.us - Nippon-Nippon-Cha-Cha-Cha!
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[13:18:48] * TheMightyBuzzard is really dragging ass today.
[13:19:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> didn't wake up until 7:15 and coffee isn't kicking in quick enough
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[13:34:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, Woods
[13:34:37] <Woods> Howdy
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[13:47:22] <butekil> hi
[13:47:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin
[13:47:31] <Woods> Hello.
[13:47:48] <butekil> what we have here?
[13:48:20] <Woods> Words, lots of words, and some text.
[13:48:26] <butekil> I like some good links to onion sites
[13:48:56] <butekil> woods how do you do?
[13:49:12] <Woods> I do well. How are you, Butekil?
[13:49:23] <butekil> are you human?
[13:49:39] <Woods> Yes, are you?
[13:49:47] <butekil> I am kinda newbie
[13:49:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> have no idea on onion sites aside from ours. my head's too buried in code most of the time to bother finding any.
[13:50:06] <butekil> yes I am human too.
[13:50:24] <Woods> No worries, everyone is a newbie at something.
[13:50:41] <butekil> :) I like it
[13:51:11] <butekil> what is the point in deep web?
[13:51:24] <Woods> I do not understand your question.
[13:51:25] <butekil> are we in deep web now?
[13:51:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> you might be, we're not.
[13:51:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> most of us don't bother getting here via tor.
[13:52:08] <butekil> so.... what's doing on?
[13:52:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> we have regular avenues to hit the site as well as the onion address.
[13:52:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, just beating my head against code that refuses to make sense.
[13:52:55] <butekil> may I ask what your interest here?
[13:53:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> personally or as a group?
[13:54:17] <butekil> personally. or as a group....
[13:54:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> me, i'm a dev for the site. the site exists to "promote high quality free and independent journalism" or something like that.
[13:55:16] <butekil> it is good. respect to free journalists
[13:56:13] <butekil> you have something interesting to tell?
[13:56:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> me? nah. i'm boring right now. barely awake.
[13:57:05] <Woods> All of the interesting things are in the articles we post anyway.
[13:58:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep. well and the comments.
[13:58:33] <butekil> ok guys. where can I read your posts? just curious.
[13:59:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> how'd you wind up here if you didn't come from the website?
[13:59:19] <Woods> Soylentnews.org
[13:59:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> soylentnews.org or soylentnews.onion should both take you to the same place
[14:00:11] <butekil> thanks guys.
[14:00:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> you bet
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[14:01:49] <Woods> Another happy customer.
[14:01:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, tell the code to make sense. it's reading like it would to someone who didn't know perl today.
[14:02:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> shurg, novel way to get a user but whatever works
[14:02:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> !uid
[14:02:34] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 4690, owned by slaithe
[14:06:36] <Woods> Uh oh, Janrinok is in trouble. He left an incorrect link in a summary.
[14:09:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> for shame
[14:10:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> just as well. commenters always have so much fun pointing them out.
[14:10:51] <Woods> No worries, it was in the queue still, I fixed it.
[14:11:36] <Woods> Rumors may spread that Janrinok is, in fact, not perfect.
[14:11:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Developing Graphene Goggles - http://sylnt.us - now-I-see-you
[14:12:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> just as long as laminatorx is, we're still good.
[14:13:25] <ar> chocolate++
[14:13:25] <Bender> karma - chocolate: 4
[14:13:31] <ar> http://arachnist.is-a.cat
[14:14:37] <Woods> Origine = Orange?
[14:18:05] <ar> nope
[14:18:33] <ar> single-origin chocolates. as in, the chocolate nuts come from a single plantation
[14:18:42] <Woods> Ahhh
[14:19:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> ar, chocolate has a chemical damned near identical to caffeine in it. addict.
[14:21:04] <Woods> Also, this is an intervention.
[14:21:12] <Woods> You have a problem.
[14:21:19] <Woods> And you should share, I will PM my address.
[14:22:42] <Woods> Okay, I lied, I am not giving you my address. But I do really want everyone to know that my apartment number is #404.
[14:23:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh, i approve of your random geek cred
[14:24:47] <Woods> I am going to get a welcome mat that says "Apartment Not Found", and then I will become king of nerds.
[14:26:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> a duke at the very least.
[14:27:17] <Woods> Close enough.
[14:27:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> typos are killing me today
[14:29:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> well crap, gifts not working
[14:33:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> i blame too much sleep
[14:39:10] <Woods> I second that.
[14:41:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> sigh, i'd been firewalling off payment notifications
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[15:01:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh hell with it. i'm only breaking things worse than they started out today.
[15:25:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> going to go do some physical type work since apparently my brain is on strike today
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[16:01:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Is YOUR Computer More than Fast Enough? - http://sylnt.us - for-what?
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[16:08:55] <Woods> So my boss did a firmware update on the firewall without telling anyone. It is 11:00, peak traffic hours.
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[16:42:49] <arti> woods, i think that means you get to draw 4 cards from the chance pile
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[17:11:39] <Woods> Arti: I think it means I get to add that to the list of things I am sending to The Daily WTF
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[17:13:11] <crutchy> ~time
[17:13:13] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Monday, 8 September 2014, 5:13 pm
[17:13:22] <crutchy> ¿
[17:14:01] <crutchy> ~location crutchy
[17:14:02] <exec> *** location "crutchy" = "drouin, au"
[17:15:03] <crutchy> ~weather-add crutchy, traralgon victoria australia
[17:15:06] <exec> name "crutchy," set for location "traralgon victoria australia"
[17:15:12] <crutchy> ~time
[17:15:13] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Monday, 8 September 2014, 5:15 pm
[17:15:21] <crutchy> google--
[17:15:21] <Bender> karma - google: -2
[17:19:53] <crutchy> google++
[17:19:53] <Bender> karma - google: -1
[17:19:56] <crutchy> crutchy--
[17:20:21] <crutchy> ~say crutchy--
[17:20:22] <exec> crutchy--
[17:20:22] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 97
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[17:40:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Mega Cloud Drive Now Available for Linux - http://sylnt.us - key-without-a-lock
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[18:14:56] <swiss> slipper_clutch++
[18:14:56] <Bender> karma - slipper_clutch: 1
[18:14:57] <swiss> so fun
[18:30:34] <Landon> TIL: 2nd gear can go much fast
[18:31:12] <swiss> yep
[18:31:18] <swiss> my 2nd goes to nearly 70
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[19:01:56] * ar just WTFed
[19:02:55] <ar> there's a japanese metal(?) band with girls for vocals
[19:10:05] <swiss> yes?
[19:10:10] <swiss> baby metal or summin
[19:10:14] <ar> yes.
[19:10:17] <swiss> been around for years
[19:10:32] <ar> i haven't heard of it until today
[19:10:37] <swiss> lucky you
[19:16:05] <ar> well, the wtf-factor is ok
[20:00:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Higgs Boson at Super-High Energies Could Become Catastrophically Unstable - http://sylnt.us - time-travel-is-more-energy-efficient-than-destroying-the-universe
[20:09:41] <Blackmoore> *sigh* well then. let's fire that puppy up, and watch us hit the reset button on this reality.
[20:13:20] <swiss> https://www.destroyallsoftware.com i hadn't seen this before, that's hillarious
[20:13:21] <monopoly> ^ 03Wat — Destroy All Software Talks
[20:20:55] <Woods> Hehehe, that was pretty good, Swiss.
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[22:05:00] <crutchy> watman++
[22:05:00] <Bender> karma - watman: 1
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[22:10:53] <crutchy> php prolly has lots of watmans as well. pascal on the other hand might be the only watman-free language
[22:10:57] <crutchy> pascal++
[22:10:57] <Bender> karma - pascal: 23
[22:13:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, crutchy
[22:14:08] <crutchy> g'day
[22:21:04] <Subsentient> $burrito crutchy
[22:21:04] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at crutchy
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[22:31:22] <crutchy> cya fockkers. gtg to workipoos
[22:31:27] <crutchy> ~q
[22:31:28] <exec> successfully saved buckets file
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[23:41:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The War of Zeros and Ones - http://sylnt.us - ten