#Soylent | Logs for 2014-09-07

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[00:00:38] <SedBot9001> 💩
[00:00:55] <stderr> Pile^2 of poo.
[00:01:30] <chromas> Speaking of twitter, seems just about right for a terminal
[00:01:39] <chromas> Should create a twitter shellbot
[00:01:56] <chromas> at least for input
[00:03:15] * SpallsHurgenson seems to be surrounded by quarks... dirty little things, rubbing up against me <shudder>
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[00:08:24] <SpallsHurgenson> the government needs to get involved, declare a war on quarks or something
[00:10:15] <crutchy> they're even fucking our women dammit
[00:10:21] <crutchy> quarks--
[00:10:21] <Bender> karma - quarks: -1
[00:10:42] <chromas> especially those downs
[00:10:44] <crutchy> definitely fox new's fault
[00:10:59] <SpallsHurgenson> indeed, the number of times a quark penetrates a woman per day is astronomical!
[00:11:03] <chromas> down_syndrome-- evil quarks
[00:11:03] <Bender> karma - down_syndrome: -1
[00:11:35] <crutchy> cnn reports: quarks have invaded the entire country! ...and look there's a dog... it must be a quark agent dog
[00:12:55] <SpallsHurgenson> cats are quark-free :)
[00:13:33] <SpallsHurgenson> this has been proven scientifically
[00:14:02] <crutchy> maybe they have raspier tongues for licking all manner of shit off theirselfs
[00:20:01] <SpallsHurgenson> I thought it was because cats were made of dark matter
[00:21:51] <SpallsHurgenson> that's how they sneak about unseen so easily
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[01:02:17] <SpallsHurgenson> heh, systemd
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[01:12:11] * chromas accidentally his network config
[01:12:47] <chromas> also, my freezer raise an EOUT_OF_MEMORY
[01:12:53] <chromas> chicken_stock++
[01:12:53] <Bender> karma - chicken_stock: 1
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[02:00:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The US Government's Secret Plans for Economic Espionage - http://sylnt.us - tell-me-it's-not-so
[02:07:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[02:07:53] <monopoly> ^ 03Stroke 9-Kick Some Ass - YouTube
[02:10:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Indiegogo, the Kreyos Smartwatch, and the Dangers of Crowdfunding - http://sylnt.us - hamburger-Tuesday-ifs-you-pay-me-today
[02:13:08] <chromas> If you all pitch in and give me some money then I'll come up with an idea for a porject to be crowd-funded
[02:13:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you all pitch in and give me some money, i'll have lots of money
[02:16:31] * chromas donates right away
[02:16:45] <chromas> Do you take 2bCoin?
[02:17:16] <chromas> "No! Absolutely no camelCaseCoin!"
[02:17:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> i take anything that can eventually be converted into cash dollars.
[02:19:23] <chromas> Prizes, prizes, priz-izes!
[02:20:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> hell, i'll even take livestock
[02:29:35] * juggs kicks damned flakey connection in the nuts
[02:34:00] <chromas> SoylentFiber
[02:34:19] <chromas> "We'll spool a line directly to your house"
[02:41:30] <juggs> weee - running 4 instances of burnP6 - never heard my fans go ~that~ fast before :D
[02:42:54] <SpallsHurgenson> fast... faster... fastest... and then suddenly silent :)
[02:43:20] <juggs> lol - I've got an eye on the temps.
[02:43:20] <ciri> HEHEHEHE
[02:44:55] <SpallsHurgenson> is it a new x99 motherboard? testing to see if they really go up in smoke?
[02:56:03] <juggs> newp it's a ~3 year old cheap ass Asus laptop (i3-2310M) - was just interested to see if its cooling was up to snuff. Seems it is - 6x burnP6 and a few glxgears running for about 20 mins now and it's keeping temps to ~75C. T-Max for this according to intel is either 85C or 100C - so I'm happy with that given it's a deliberately stupid test to produce heat :D
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[03:15:31] <crutchy_> coffee++
[03:15:31] <Bender> karma - coffee: 751
[03:15:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[03:15:58] <Bender> karma - coffee: 752
[03:18:55] <juggs> My kettle went on the fritz - heating element is open circuit so I guess it is bin fodder :( Been having to make my tea++ on the hob
[03:20:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> bummer
[03:20:56] * TheMightyBuzzard fires up a six thread h264 encode to check his cpu temps
[03:21:47] <juggs> meh - it was a noisy fecker anyway, like most modern stainless kettles seem to be. Was dirt cheap and did a few years ~shrug~
[03:24:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> looks like 43.5 at 73 Tcase
[03:24:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> 73F Tcase that is
[03:25:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> i can live with that. 60+ is where i don't want to be, <50 is peachy keen
[03:27:46] <juggs> 43.5 degrees Fahrenheit = 6.38888889 degrees Celsius -3 do you living in a frigging icebox???
[03:28:14] <juggs> not sure where that 3 came from :D
[03:29:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, cpu temps are C
[03:29:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> was just too lazy to convert 73F to C
[03:31:35] <juggs> 73 degrees Fahrenheit = 22.7777778 degrees Celsius that makes more sense - a most pleasant ambient temp
[03:34:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's about to be 65F. cold for sleeping = win
[03:34:11] <juggs> 13C / 55F here right now - still t-shirt-tastic as far as I am concerned
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[03:57:53] <Ethanol-fueled> Good evening, Ladies and Gentlemen.
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[04:07:05] <juggs> blimey, that was short and mysteriously polite.
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[04:44:09] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.youtube.com
[04:44:10] <monopoly> ^ 03King Crimson: Elephant Talk (live on Fridays) - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[04:44:13] <Ethanol-fueled> Bhahahahaaa
[04:44:38] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuck off, you cocksuckers.
[04:45:03] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.youtube.com
[04:45:04] <monopoly> ^ 03King Crimson: Elephant Talk (live on Fridays) - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[04:45:08] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHHAHAA
[04:46:35] <Ethanol-fueled> suck my niggerdick, you fagots.
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[05:09:00] <Ethanol-fueled> SUCXK MY DICK NIGGERAS
[05:09:10] <Ethanol-fueled> BHAGAGAGAA
[05:11:00] <Ethanol-fueled> hahahaas fuck offf sod fucksfndaslhfnsdlkfhnaklsdhfasd
[05:11:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hair-Transplant Robot Shows How Humans and Machines Will Work Together - http://sylnt.us - robot-friends
[05:11:11] <Ethanol-fueled> BPggfff
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[05:12:05] <chromas> Transplants and Romance, next on Sick Sad World
[05:17:35] <arti> nothing like a visit from ethanol
[05:26:33] <crutchy> ~scramble chromas
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[06:46:03] <Subsentient> $tell Ethanol-fueled http://pastebin.com
[06:46:03] <aqu4> I'll tell them in a PM next time I see 'em.
[06:46:30] <Subsentient> $tell Ethanol-fueled that's what happens when you are drunk.
[06:46:30] <aqu4> I'll tell them in a PM next time I see 'em.
[06:47:01] <crutchy> it will be his trophy
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[08:01:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Boron Nitride Nanotubes Getting Commercial R&amp;D - http://sylnt.us - putting-more-fiber-in-our-lives
[08:03:34] <crutchy> Boron Nitride Nanotubes Getting Commercial R&amp;amp;D
[08:04:18] <crutchy> rss feed still bit screwy
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[08:53:05] * chromas wonders what the appropriate number of boilings in fresh water is appropriate for stock
[08:54:08] <crutchy> chicken stock is usually boiled down to almost nothing when making curried egg
[08:54:32] <crutchy> hmm actually i think its chicken soup, but same shit
[08:54:43] <crutchy> just with noodles added
[08:55:04] <crutchy> moar boilings!
[08:55:06] <chromas> I took the bits out and put them in fresh water to boil again
[08:55:23] <chromas> Not sure if that gets moar out than just boiling in the same water for longer
[08:56:36] <crutchy> can you just boil the meat in the stock till the meat falls off the bone and just serve?
[08:56:52] <crutchy> should be able to just pick the bones out loose
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[08:57:34] <chromas> nah it's chicken leavin's
[08:57:46] <chromas> I save the bones and stuff and throw 'em in the freezer until it's full
[08:57:52] <chromas> then shove 'em in water and boild
[08:57:53] <crutchy> hmm don't know that one
[08:58:20] <crutchy> pea_n_ham_soup++
[08:58:20] <Bender> karma - pea_n_ham_soup: 1
[08:58:21] <chromas> the sieve, reduce and freeze it for later usage
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[08:58:37] <crutchy> ah. you making frozen stock
[08:59:03] <crutchy> i guess just boil it down to an amount that fits in your freezer container :p
[08:59:10] <chromas> sure expends a lot of energy
[08:59:18] <crutchy> yeah fk that
[08:59:22] <chromas> good thing it's chilly now; the heat's useful
[08:59:23] <crutchy> stock_cubes++
[08:59:24] <Bender> karma - stock_cubes: 1
[08:59:38] <chromas> ~wx
[08:59:45] <chromas> ~weather
[08:59:49] <chromas> oh yeah
[09:00:06] <chromas> systemd: weather 99324
[09:00:07] <systemd> chromas: The current temperature in Walla Walla University, College Place, Washington is 60.4F (1:59 AM PDT on September 07, 2014). Conditions: Clear. Humidity: 49%. Dew Point: 41.0F. Pressure: 29.88 in 1012 hPa (Steady).
[09:00:14] * crutchy gets back to torturing his bot
[09:00:15] <chromas> feels cooler
[09:02:42] <chromas> oh yeah and then the chunks get frozen and dolled out to the dog over the next few weeks
[09:03:46] <crutchy> i like dags
[09:03:49] <crutchy> dags++
[09:03:49] <Bender> karma - dags: 1
[09:05:22] <chromas> National Lampoon's Senior Trip
[09:12:44] <JamesNZ> ~define dags
[09:13:14] * JamesNZ taps his foot
[09:16:43] <crutchy> 404 Bot Not Found
[09:38:58] <chromas> aur++
[09:38:58] <Bender> karma - aur: 1
[09:39:03] <chromas> archlinux++
[09:39:03] <Bender> karma - archlinux: 46
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[10:14:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:14:23] <Bender> karma - coffee: 753
[10:15:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> systemd: weather 74820
[10:15:24] <systemd> TheMightyBuzzard: The current temperature in Ada, Oklahoma is 62.6F (4:55 AM CDT on September 07, 2014). Conditions: Overcast. Humidity: 100%. Dew Point: 62.6F. Pressure: 30.12 in 1020 hPa (Rising).
[10:17:05] <Subsentient> systemd: weather 85210
[10:17:06] <systemd> Subsentient: The current temperature in Mesa, Arizona is 83.3F (3:15 AM MST on September 07, 2014). Conditions: Mostly Cloudy. Humidity: 57%. Dew Point: 66.2F. Pressure: 29.80 in 1009 hPa (Falling).
[10:17:29] * Subsentient wants the source for this bot
[10:17:36] <Subsentient> systemd: commands
[10:17:36] <systemd> Subsentient: action, add, alert, announce, announce add, announce list, announce remove, any, apply, apropos, at, author, ban add, ban list, ban remove, base, bold, botsnack, cache, calc, capabilities, capability add, capability list, capability remove, capability set, capability setdefault, capability unset, capitalize, change, changename, channel, channels, channelstats, chr, clear, close, (5 more messages)
[10:17:43] <Subsentient> systemd: help
[10:17:43] <systemd> Subsentient: (help [<plugin>] [<command>]) -- This command gives a useful description of what <command> does. <plugin> is only necessary if the command is in more than one plugin.
[10:17:58] <chromas> I think the default is wunderground
[10:18:06] <chromas> //list weather
[10:18:06] <systemd> chromas: cnn, ham, weather, wunder, and wunder rss
[10:18:09] <Subsentient> chromas: got link?
[10:18:38] <chromas> Subsentient: it's supybot: http://sourceforge.net
[10:18:38] <monopoly> ^ 03Supybot | SourceForge.net
[10:18:50] <chromas> thanks, bot of redundancy
[10:18:55] <Subsentient> chromas: yeah that I know.
[10:19:03] * Subsentient hates supybot
[10:19:33] <chromas> you love python
[10:19:52] <Subsentient> I don't mind it but I hate supybot
[10:20:39] <chromas> heh, the weather plugin isn't in the sf source tree
[10:21:03] <chromas> I think juggs hates it too
[10:21:13] <chromas> aqu4++
[10:21:13] <Bender> karma - aqu4: 4
[10:26:39] <bryan> journals! http://bryan.pipedot.org
[10:28:32] <chromas> hey, the karma page shows who upped a user
[10:28:38] <chromas> (or downed)
[10:28:41] * aqu4 blesses chromas for acknowledging her undying glory
[10:29:28] * chromas basks in the glory of compiled code
[10:30:42] <Subsentient> Oh btw a tiny irrelevant piece of news
[10:30:48] <Subsentient> My servers were HACKED.
[10:31:11] <chromas> How many?
[10:31:11] <ciri> doing good, and you?
[10:31:19] <Subsentient> One and possibly the other
[10:31:23] <Subsentient> Scanning it now
[10:31:25] <Subsentient> they had root
[10:31:30] <chromas> shit
[10:31:31] <ciri> ok who farted?
[10:31:45] <chromas> now you gotta dban and reinstall
[10:31:50] <Subsentient> My password was not really vulernable to a dictionary attack
[10:32:56] <Subsentient> chromas: I scanned it with the mediocre ClamAV and I'll probably end up building a SubLinux-like OS for the servers,
[10:33:01] <chromas> Password: ohMightyCyan_rat, C_is_the_best_12345
[10:33:13] <chromas> cool. what was it running before?
[10:33:30] <Subsentient> Honestly I only used the password in one place, so I'll tell you: cyanGl0w
[10:33:52] <chromas> pretty short
[10:34:09] <Subsentient> Yes, but still, shouldn't have been too easy to break
[10:34:11] <chromas> Any decent passphrase should be at least 45 paragraphs long
[10:34:28] * Subsentient chokes on the apple he was eating and laughs
[10:34:46] <chromas> two short dictionary words aren't vulnerable to dictionary attack?
[10:35:06] <chromas> was it a powerpc apple?
[10:35:08] <Subsentient> chromas: Not random ones like that.
[10:35:45] <chromas> let's see, the recent news was openssl, better blame it and swap to dropbear
[10:36:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> really only would be if you A) had those words in your brute force dictionary or B) knew the password length.
[10:36:27] <Subsentient> chromas: If you literally used a dictionary and case sensitive retries and the zero of the letter O, then yeah you could get it. But it seems highly unlikely they'd ever guess it.
[10:36:46] <chromas> they'd better be in the brute force dictionary
[10:37:00] <Subsentient> Now I have a password so long I keep a card in my wallet.
[10:37:13] <Subsentient> Looks like an MD5sum with more gerbils
[10:37:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> i use song lyrics with interspersed caps and punctuation
[10:37:42] <chromas> Subsentient: make it look like a sha2 with more gerbils and a hotplate
[10:37:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> from a song only like 10 people on the planet know
[10:38:12] <Subsentient> Good.
[10:38:13] <Subsentient> ----------- SCAN SUMMARY -----------
[10:38:13] <Subsentient> Known viruses: 3516845
[10:38:13] <Subsentient> Engine version: 0.98.4
[10:38:13] <Subsentient> Scanned directories: 14134
[10:38:13] <Subsentient> Scanned files: 114360
[10:38:15] <Subsentient> Infected files: 0
[10:38:19] <Subsentient> Total errors: 9377
[10:38:21] <Subsentient> Data scanned: 4404.27 MB
[10:38:23] <Subsentient> Data read: 4790.54 MB (ratio 0.92:1)
[10:38:25] <Subsentient> Time: 7592.819 sec (126 m 32 s)
[10:38:27] <Subsentient> Infected files: 0
[10:38:45] * chromas doesn't have AV installed. As far as I know, I've never been infected
[10:38:49] <chromas> ignorance++
[10:38:49] <Bender> karma - ignorance: 1
[10:39:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, clamav ftw. there when i want it and sits quietly in the background when i don't
[10:40:07] <chromas> pipecode looks nice from the user side
[10:40:23] <Subsentient> chromas: Get clamav. That's what saved me.
[10:40:30] <bryan> chromas: thx :P
[10:40:59] * chromas should try installing it for fun
[10:41:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> bryan, it also has at least one sql injection hole i saw in the scraper
[10:41:28] <chromas> prepared_statements++
[10:41:29] <Bender> karma - prepared_statements: 1
[10:42:00] <Subsentient> I had dealt with a severely hacked DESKTOP PC today for a friend, needed ClamAV, realized I had built ClamAV for SubLinux, so I saved the file in traditional xz-compressed squashfs SubLinux package format, uploaded it to the server, and when I got home, decided to get it working (it would work under Fedora too), and found a cucu.php file in /collector that ClamAV calls PHP:Shell-22
[10:42:28] <Subsentient> I never created that file.
[10:42:32] <Subsentient> I don't even like PHP
[10:42:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> course that'd require SN to run a story or comment with non-escaped sql code in it, which isn't currently possible as we check the everloving fuck out of things.
[10:42:44] <Subsentient> and it was linking to a russian boner pill site
[10:42:46] <bryan> there is no scraper, i've disabled all soylentnews integration
[10:43:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, no worries then.
[10:44:02] * chromas gives tama a russian boner pill
[10:44:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> well at least none i know about
[10:44:32] <Subsentient> Scanning the netbook right now.
[10:45:01] <Subsentient> I take that little guy everywhere and I'd be unsurprised if I at least had a Windows cootie stuffed away on my ext4 drive somewhere
[10:46:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> wonder if you could get the cootie running under wine if you really tried
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[10:46:48] <chromas> Subsentient: here's the plugin: https://github.com
[10:50:33] <Subsentient> $sticky save https://github.com
[10:50:34] <aqu4> Sticky saved. It's sticky ID is "7".
[10:50:40] <Subsentient> ooh
[10:50:43] <Subsentient> $sticky list
[10:50:43] <aqu4> Total of 5 stickies found. Syntax is [ID|Creator].
[10:50:44] <aqu4> 3[3|Subsentient] 2[4|Subsentient] 3[5|Subsentient] 2[6|Subsentient] 3[7|Subsentient]
[10:50:45] <aqu4> End of sticky list.
[10:51:31] <crutchy> coffee++
[10:51:31] <Bender> karma - coffee: 754
[10:52:30] <Subsentient> $burrito crutchy
[10:52:30] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at crutchy
[10:52:31] <Subsentient> hi
[10:52:31] <ciri> hi Subsentient
[10:52:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> today feels like a pipe smoking day
[10:52:52] * Subsentient smokes his beard in a pipe
[10:53:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> shame i don't have a corncob pipe. would go well with the fishing idiom
[10:54:37] <Subsentient> $commands
[10:54:37] <aqu4> Commands with 1 star = admins only, 2 stars = owners only. Commands available:
[10:54:38] <aqu4> burrito, beer, godzilla4**, wz, guessinggame, sr, time, title, ddg, coin, seen, tell, sticky, replace, whoami, tail8*, msg8*, memsg8*, noticemsg8*, chanctl8*, join8*, part8*, debug8*, nickchange4**, admin4**, blacklist8*, netwrite4**, quit4**, restart4**, help, commands
[10:54:48] <crutchy> wow how did you get hacked Subsentient?
[10:55:03] <Subsentient> crutchy: Either SQL injection or the best dictionary attack of all time.
[10:55:09] <crutchy> that's fkin scary. if a c guru got hacked, a php bonehead is a sitting duck
[10:55:22] <crutchy> ah the ol' bobby tables
[10:55:33] <crutchy> pdo_prep_statements++
[10:55:33] <Bender> karma - pdo_prep_statements: 1
[10:55:36] <Subsentient> crutchy: Secret: I fucking hate webservers and the cloud. I am a highly incompetent server admin.
[10:56:17] * TheMightyBuzzard dreads looking up the known issues on apache 1.x that will never be fixed
[10:56:18] <chromas> wtf how'd I get vim on my desktop?
[10:56:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, random good luck
[10:56:36] <crutchy> me too. i try to button up as best i can. one thing i do (not sure if its worth shit) is to set all user shells to /dev/false except for root and myself
[10:56:37] * Subsentient hacked chromas
[10:57:03] <chromas> crutchy: set them to $burrito
[10:57:31] <crutchy> also disable things in php.ini like urlfileopen (or whatever it is)
[10:57:32] <chromas> $burritos on kill, lieutenant. $burritos on kill
[10:57:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, set em to a looping cowsay
[10:58:08] * chromas herps a derp
[10:58:31] <chromas> trying to connect to local irc server; getting confused over which computer's which
[10:58:53] <crutchy> set up a master irc server that combines all the others
[10:59:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, i'm dragging ass today. better get a hustle on or i'm not going to be out there before sunrise.
[10:59:13] * crutchy vaguely remembers an xkcd that might apply
[10:59:32] <chromas> well my q core is on a different box but the server's on the desktop, so localhost doesn't work
[10:59:46] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[10:59:47] <monopoly> ^ 03VAN McCOY - the hustle (1975) (HQ) - YouTube
[10:59:57] <crutchy> you know you wanna
[11:00:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> why not
[11:00:23] <crutchy> 70's chicks are hot
[11:00:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> skinny with a high chance of body hair
[11:00:50] * chromas chicks for the hot clicks
[11:01:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> in the immortal words of kid rock: fuck models, love strippers
[11:01:27] <chromas> youtube--
[11:01:27] <Bender> karma - youtube: -3
[11:01:28] <crutchy> !grab chromas
[11:01:28] <Bender> Added quote 242
[11:01:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA and Air Traffic Control for Drones - http://sylnt.us - up-in-the-air
[11:01:36] <chromas> whiips
[11:01:38] <crutchy> ooh that was close one
[11:01:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> !todo
[11:01:44] <Bender> todo for themightybuzzard: 1) get m2 working 2) argue for the death of Overrated and Underrated 3) IDN support 4) utf8mb4 upgrade 5) queued articles on the submissions page discussion 6) discuss allowing extra html formatting tags in comments
[11:01:53] <chromas> don't think it grabs actions anyway
[11:01:55] <crutchy> !quote 242
[11:01:55] <Bender> Quote 242 - <chromas> well my q core is on a different box but the server's on the desktop, so localhost doesn't work
[11:01:59] <crutchy> aww'
[11:02:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> !todo finish bitcoin support
[11:02:02] <Bender> todo item 7 added
[11:02:02] <crutchy> bender--
[11:02:03] <Bender> karma - bender: -9
[11:02:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh, shatner's off in OZ
[11:03:15] <crutchy> hmm i could almost start doing SN comment stats
[11:03:34] * crutchy is building up a little data file of comment vitals
[11:04:22] <crutchy> 88864 3726 The Mighty Buzzard 18 (Score:2) 2 Re:Pay Rate Huffington Post Shows the Importance Of Fact Checking http://soylentnews.org/comments.pl?sid=3726&cid=88864 1409748373 88860 http://soylentnews.org/comments.pl?sid=3726&cid=88860
[11:04:32] <crutchy> that's the first record
[11:04:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> woot! i'm number 1
[11:05:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> and flamebait to boot!
[11:05:32] <crutchy> yeah wtf?
[11:05:40] <crutchy> who would mod that down?
[11:05:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> shurg, someone didn't get the joke
[11:05:50] <crutchy> there's not even any frosty piss
[11:06:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean it's like they don't know that as a dev it's my solemn obligation to give NC shit
[11:06:32] <crutchy> actually that's trollbait, not flamebat
[11:06:38] <chromas> on |. you could see who modded it
[11:06:40] <crutchy> nod
[11:06:50] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard++
[11:06:51] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 68
[11:06:54] <crutchy> ooh
[11:07:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> i could see who modded it anyway. live db access, yo.
[11:07:02] <crutchy> cmon chromas... you know you wanna
[11:07:22] * chromas I clicked the video
[11:07:26] <chromas> oops
[11:07:30] <chromas> crutchy: I clicked the video
[11:07:42] <crutchy> check out tmb's karma
[11:07:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, are you now doing the hustle?
[11:08:01] <crutchy> hustling with hustler magazine
[11:08:05] <chromas> just got done
[11:08:08] <crutchy> lol
[11:08:09] <ciri> hahaha
[11:08:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, my karma ran over your dogma.
[11:08:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> why do i smell cocoa pebbles?
[11:08:53] <crutchy> i don't have no dogma. i do have a couple of guinea pig...a
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[11:09:10] <crutchy> dunno all i can smell is coffee machine coffee :D
[11:09:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't have any cocoa pebbles and haven't in probably 25 years.
[11:09:16] <crutchy> coffee++
[11:09:16] <Bender> karma - coffee: 755
[11:09:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:09:19] <Bender> karma - coffee: 756
[11:09:23] * crutchy clicks userlist button :DDD
[11:10:01] * crutchy pokes KonomiNetbook with a cocoa pebble
[11:10:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> M5 hotkey on http://www.amazon.com
[11:10:37] <crutchy> fancy
[11:10:52] * KonomiNetbook counter attacks with ms optical mouse
[11:10:54] <crutchy> my lappy kb doesn't have any macro keys :(
[11:11:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i'm diggin it with the green mechanical switches n all.
[11:11:18] <crutchy> i have a nice laser mouse. none of that optical shit
[11:11:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> clickey_keys++
[11:11:31] <Bender> karma - clickey_keys: 1
[11:12:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay folks, i'm out. fooshes to bother.
[11:12:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> fishing++
[11:12:26] <Bender> karma - fishing: 7
[11:12:28] <Subsentient> crutchy: chromas: This explains the problem pretty well.
[11:12:28] <Subsentient> https://universe2.us
[11:13:20] <chromas> crutchy: you can always setup a win+F1 or something
[11:13:22] <crutchy> lol thinkingrodent@gmail.com ?
[11:13:25] <chromas> maybe use scroll lock
[11:13:33] <KonomiNetbook> http://boingboing.net
[11:14:14] <KonomiNetbook> gotta get them early
[11:14:54] <crutchy> Subsentient, need to go debian dude :)
[11:15:08] <crutchy> the server OS
[11:15:25] <crutchy> s/the/*the*/
[11:15:25] <SedBot9001> <crutchy> *the* server OS
[11:15:28] <Subsentient> crutchy: I'll probably build a system from source on the SubLinux model and make it a CLI only distro.
[11:15:39] <crutchy> ooh die hard
[11:15:50] * crutchy can't live without some kind of gui
[11:15:55] <Subsentient> crutchy: Want a copy of the SubLinux directory structure?
[11:16:08] <Subsentient> https://universe2.us
[11:16:11] <crutchy> though i use xfce on my desktop instead of gnome now
[11:16:18] * Subsentient loves xfce
[11:17:09] <crutchy> unfortunately lately my desktop has pretty much just been a media player :/
[11:17:20] <Subsentient> crutchy: You'll notice that in SubLinux, /usr/sbin and /sbin are symlinks to /usr/bin
[11:17:30] <chromas> just like arch
[11:17:37] * crutchy has nfi how all that shit works
[11:17:49] <Subsentient> chromas: No, they have /bin and /sbin as links to /usr/bin and /usr/sbin, respectively
[11:17:52] <Subsentient> Fedora does that too
[11:18:04] <Subsentient> with SubLinux, /bin and /sbin and /usr/sbin >> /usr/bin
[11:18:20] <Subsentient> All binaries in the same directory
[11:18:24] <chromas> they all point to /usr/bin
[11:18:33] <chromas> I think they changed it recently
[11:18:33] <Subsentient> with SubLinux export PATH=/usr/bin is all you need.
[11:19:14] <crutchy> gee those st lois police look really community friendly
[11:19:26] <crutchy> *free* fingerprinting for your kids
[11:19:32] <crutchy> who wouldn't want that!?
[11:20:01] <chromas> s/print/bang/
[11:20:41] <chromas> notice the only-slightly-fat bellies. Need moar doughnuts
[11:21:02] <crutchy> with a debian install on a vm recently i had a path problem (a bunch of those bin directories kept getting blown away for some reason) so i blew away the contents of /root
[11:21:22] <chromas> there shouldn't be much in there
[11:21:31] <crutchy> just gnome profile shit
[11:21:42] <crutchy> fixed the problem anyway
[11:21:46] <chromas> weir
[11:21:47] <chromas> d
[11:21:52] <Subsentient> /root is user root's home directory
[11:21:58] <chromas> should only be used it you're logged in as root
[11:21:58] <crutchy> yeah
[11:22:16] * crutchy whistles nonchalantly
[11:22:26] * Subsentient notes SubLinux has a global-readable /root
[11:22:54] * Subsentient notes SubLinux was designed to be a single-user development oriented XFCE desktop distro for both old and new hardware
[11:23:40] * crutchy kinda only really trusts debian for servers
[11:23:41] <chromas> ratbox--
[11:23:42] <Bender> karma - ratbox: -1
[11:23:55] * Subsentient also notes that he wishes he could play scorched3d but can't compile it on SubLinux because OpenAL and because no package management :^(
[11:23:58] <crutchy> debian_stable++
[11:23:58] <Bender> karma - debian_stable: 2
[11:24:28] <Subsentient> crutchy: I trust Fedora for servers. it has served me well and redhat distros generally have above-average security.
[11:24:53] * Subsentient notes he sounds insane for using a bleeding edge distro on a production server
[11:25:01] * Subsentient doesn't give a fuck
[11:25:18] <crutchy> i don't understand why people use ubuntu for servers
[11:25:31] <crutchy> seems nuts to me, but meh
[11:26:24] <crutchy> "hmm i want debian, but i want it to be more likely to bust.. wow ubuntu looks shiny!"
[11:27:11] <chromas> ubuntu is Deb-Ian Does Dallas 2000
[11:27:52] <chromas> ratbox-- for not accepting connections
[11:27:52] <Bender> karma - ratbox: -2
[11:28:38] <crutchy> isn't ratbox basically the same as charybdis? (or vice versa)
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[11:28:51] <chromas> I think it's a fork of hybrid
[11:29:24] <crutchy> sudo apt-get install charybdis
[11:29:32] <crutchy> works straight off the bat
[11:29:37] * Subsentient is rebooting the main server now
[11:29:41] <chromas> so did hybrid when I tried it before
[11:29:47] <crutchy> oh
[11:29:51] <crutchy> what happened?
[11:29:55] <chromas> charybdis-- for soylency
[11:29:57] <chromas> hehe
[11:30:01] <chromas> arch doesn't have it
[11:30:23] * crutchy still hasn't figured charybdis out for service connections :/
[11:30:32] <crutchy> xlefay++
[11:30:32] <Bender> karma - xlefay: 61
[11:30:40] <chromas> I guess it does has charybdis though
[11:31:41] <crutchy> skyhooks++
[11:31:41] <Bender> karma - skyhooks: 2
[11:31:58] <chromas> ~define skyhook
[11:32:07] <chromas> //dict skyhook
[11:32:09] <systemd> chromas: wn: skyhook n 1: helicopter carrying a reel of steel cable that can be used to lift and transport heavy objects 2: a hook that is imagined to be suspended from the sky
[11:32:17] <chromas> oh, derrr
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[11:32:24] <crutchy> ~define skyhooks
[11:32:25] <chromas> ~define skyhook
[11:32:30] <exec> [wikipedia] 3Skyhooks: Skyhook or sky hook may refer to:
[11:32:30] <exec> [wikipedia] 3Skyhook: Skyhook or sky hook may refer to:
[11:32:35] <crutchy> pfft
[11:32:38] <crutchy> exec--
[11:32:38] <Bender> karma - exec: 12
[11:32:39] <chromas> urban dict, exec
[11:32:49] <chromas> skybewbs
[11:32:56] <crutchy> ~define-source-param
[11:32:57] <exec> syntax: ~define-source-param host param value
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[11:33:13] <crutchy> ~define-source-param urbandictionary.com order -1
[11:33:14] <exec> source "urbandictionary.com" not found
[11:34:23] <crutchy> hmm looks like ud is no. 1 already. mustn't have been any results
[11:34:35] <crutchy> ud--
[11:34:35] <Bender> karma - ud: -1
[11:35:53] <chromas> oh
[11:36:00] <chromas> ERROR: You haven't read your config file properly.
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[11:36:07] <chromas> ERROR: There is a line in the example conf that will kill your server if not removed.
[11:36:12] <chromas> ERROR: Consider actually reading/editing the conf file, and removing this line.
[11:36:32] <chromas> I tried but it's hard to stay awake
[11:36:35] <crutchy> shit aqu4 seems to be pinging out a lot
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[11:36:57] * chromas blames Fedora
[11:37:11] <crutchy> hacked--
[11:37:11] <Bender> karma - hacked: -1
[11:37:22] * crutchy is prolly hacked too but wouldn't know it
[11:37:59] <crutchy> my server is in a dmz between two nat routers just in case
[11:41:20] * chromas 's server is also the firewall :D
[11:42:16] <crutchy> ooh i found a photo of my arse on the internet
[11:42:55] <crutchy> http://bbphotography.biz.tm
[11:43:20] <chromas> the one in the purple hat?
[11:43:44] <crutchy> lol
[11:43:58] <crutchy> that's my lilly :D
[11:44:00] <chromas> hat++
[11:44:00] <Bender> karma - hat: 1
[11:44:12] <crutchy> she's a bit bigger now
[11:45:33] <chromas> heh, there's a havent_read_conf = yes; line in the config
[11:45:43] <crutchy> lmao
[11:45:51] <crutchy> that's good thinking
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[11:46:08] <crutchy> ~gday Subsentient
[11:46:09] <exec> * crutchy insubordinately hurls a spoon of pancakes at Subsentient
[11:46:11] <chromas> remove, get instant connect
[11:46:22] <Subsentient> Fucking network gave out
[11:46:25] <chromas> now I can put systemd in and shove tons of text into it
[11:46:57] <crutchy> you and aqu4 seem to be ping-o-death'ing a bit lately
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[11:47:17] <crutchy> ~gday aqu4
[11:47:18] <exec> * crutchy surreptitiously flings a wine flute of red cordial at aqu4
[11:47:52] <Subsentient> Yeah the network has been unusually unreliable the last couple months
[11:48:04] -!- systemd has quit [Quit: going to fill head with lies]
[11:48:08] <crutchy> mine is reliable too sometimes
[11:48:19] <crutchy> mainly when i close my laptop lid :p
[11:48:42] <crutchy> or some dickhead down the road digs up the phone line
[11:49:42] <Subsentient> crutchy: acpi is a bitch isn't it?
[11:49:52] <crutchy> Subsentient++ btw i decided to go with your idea of storing nicks by channel
[11:49:52] <Bender> karma - subsentient: 9
[11:50:06] <Subsentient> crutchy: Excellent!
[11:50:38] <crutchy> had to make a minor mod to the bot script to enable pausing of irc data processing but i think should work ok
[11:51:20] <Subsentient> crutchy: My general idea is, store nicks and also the usernames and masks if that info is reported to us (e.g. if they speak), and request it if not, but only when we need that info.
[11:51:50] <crutchy> i wanna store nickserv account as well to make it easier for scripts to authenticate
[11:52:04] * Subsentient notes aqu4 supports nickserv
[11:52:25] <crutchy> exec does too but its a pain in the butthole
[11:52:57] <crutchy> exec lines include nickserv user list, but i want in-script authentication too
[11:53:38] <Subsentient> crutchy: https://github.com
[11:53:43] <Subsentient> Read that function.
[11:55:18] <crutchy> hmm was there something specific in there?
[11:55:28] <crutchy> looks pretty good to me but nothing jumped out
[11:56:33] <crutchy> was it the IRC_Connect function?
[11:56:41] <Subsentient> crutchy: Mostly just for ideas, and also by nickserv support, you meant the bot being able to auth to nickserv?
[11:56:45] <Subsentient> But yeah that function
[11:57:30] <crutchy> nah it identifies no worries (can see with a whois on exec) but looking at authentication of specific commands within scripts running in separate processes from the bot
[11:57:42] <crutchy> using the 330 numeric
[11:58:09] <Subsentient> crutchy: Why not just do an event-driven loop?
[11:58:18] <Subsentient> single threaded
[11:59:11] <crutchy> it has event script, and it has authentication of commands in the bot process (using exec line user list)
[11:59:37] <crutchy> https://github.com
[11:59:52] <crutchy> ^this script runs on every line in a separate process to the bot
[12:01:03] <crutchy> exec is a bit of a mind bender, but it sorta works
[12:01:07] <crutchy> most of the time :p
[12:02:20] <Subsentient> crutchy: You should learn C.
[12:02:31] <Subsentient> Or Python.
[12:02:43] <Subsentient> Python would be easy and that's a fun language
[12:03:05] <Subsentient> php is kinda poop IMHO
[12:03:12] <crutchy> prolly. having fun with php atm though. still learning lots
[12:03:15] <Subsentient> ahh
[12:03:53] <crutchy> when i get this user tracking thingy worked out i'll be able to hook it into irciv... that's the real fun :D
[12:04:18] <crutchy> https://github.com
[12:04:25] <Subsentient> crutchy: In all fairness, I forgot even my python and now C is the only language I am fluent in.
[12:04:43] <Subsentient> It's a good one to know IMHO
[12:04:53] <Subsentient> but yeah I should probably round myself off better.
[12:05:18] <crutchy> i can read a little C (php syntax shares some similarities with C)
[12:05:32] <Subsentient> I looked into C++ but I hate it, and I looked into Go but Google made it, and something about Rust turned my stomach. Pascal feels illogically designed, and I'd break the parens on my keyboard with lisp
[12:06:28] <crutchy> i like php cos its easy. i'm aware that it has shortcomings but i don't seem to be affected by them too much (yet)
[12:07:31] <crutchy> delphi is easy too but takes a while to get your head around the oop/polymorphic shit and the object hierarchy
[12:07:52] <crutchy> well, took me a while
[12:07:55] <crutchy> like 10 years
[12:08:59] <crutchy> i tend to avoid classes and oop with php
[12:09:14] <crutchy> s/oop/goop/
[12:09:14] <SedBot9001> <crutchy> i tend to avoid classes and goop with php
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[12:21:36] <crutchy> crap. been a while since i pushed to gh. 15 files changed, 688 insertions(+), 476 deletions(-)
[12:23:52] <crutchy> coffee++
[12:23:52] <Bender> karma - coffee: 757
[12:23:57] <crutchy> ~queue
[12:24:00] <exec> *** SN submission queue: 13 - http://sylnt.us
[12:41:26] <chromas> ratbox++ for working after I deleted the havent_read_conf = yes; line
[12:41:26] <Bender> karma - ratbox: -1
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[13:21:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Researchers: "Secure Communities" Program Does Not Lower Crime Rate - http://sylnt.us - another-waste-of-money
[13:30:11] <crutchy> ~time chicago
[13:30:13] <exec> Sunday, 7 September 2014 @ 8:30 am CDT - Chicago, IL
[13:30:33] <crutchy> everyone at church
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[15:30:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Bird's Ear View of Space Physics: NASA Scientists Listen to Data: - http://sylnt.us - oh-scientist,-what-big-ears-you-have
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[17:40:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - eBay Only Displays Pricing Trends in Decline - http://sylnt.us - buy-it-now
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[19:31:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Getting into College the Old Fashioned Way: With Money - http://sylnt.us - hard-work-and-balance-too
[20:00:21] <chromas> From the ebay article, "There's just no information here other than eBay=Bad=ShittyMegaCorp.
[20:01:43] <chromas> We need that mod option right away!
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[20:57:10] <FunPika> So basically that eBay article is just a rant about how much something on eBay sucks without examples or anything? Great...
[21:44:24] <Subsentient> Yeah.
[21:44:30] * Subsentient gets out the torch and pitchfork
[21:44:33] <Subsentient> $godzilla
[21:44:33] * aqu4 turns into Godzilla and begins to wreak havoc upon you all
[21:44:34] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[21:44:35] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[21:44:36] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[21:44:36] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[21:44:37] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[21:44:38] * aqu4 eats chromas
[21:44:39] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[21:44:40] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[21:44:40] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[21:44:41] * aqu4 craps out chromas on Subsentient
[21:44:42] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[21:44:43] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[21:44:44] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[21:44:44] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[21:44:45] * aqu4 slowly shrinks back to normal size and scampers off
[21:44:53] <Subsentient> ... tha'ts what I call bad luck.
[21:45:21] <swiss> juggs: http://imgur.com
[21:45:22] <monopoly> ^ 03imgur: the simple image sharer
[21:45:36] <Subsentient> $godzilla
[21:45:36] * aqu4 turns into Godzilla and begins to wreak havoc upon you all
[21:45:37] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[21:45:38] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[21:45:38] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[21:45:39] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[21:45:40] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[21:45:41] * aqu4 eats xar
[21:45:42] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[21:45:42] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[21:45:43] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[21:45:44] * aqu4 craps out xar on arti
[21:45:45] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[21:45:46] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[21:45:46] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[21:45:47] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[21:45:48] * aqu4 slowly shrinks back to normal size and scampers off
[21:45:55] * Subsentient is done
[21:46:17] <swiss> you should halve his romps
[21:46:40] <aqu4> I'm a girl, you insensitive clod!
[21:46:57] <swiss> w/e
[21:47:25] * Subsentient covers his testicles in peanut butter and runs off to the local wal-mart to resume screaming in the home goods aisle
[21:50:32] <chromas> also maybe a bigger timer in the romping dept
[21:51:18] <chromas> so it finally came, swiss?
[21:51:28] <swiss> chromas: i went and picked it up
[21:51:37] <swiss> was like "Fuck this, i'm not so much of a pussy I can't drive on a straight road"
[21:51:42] <chromas> Did you have a word with 'im?
[21:52:05] <swiss> a bit. He claims he tried to call when i headed out, because he found out it wouldn't be ready till the next day (and my cell service can be funky about that)
[21:52:30] <swiss> so i let him off the hook kinda
[21:57:50] <crutchy> coffee++
[21:57:50] <Bender> karma - coffee: 758
[21:58:06] <crutchy> non-instant-coffee++
[21:59:28] <crutchy> mornin #soylent
[21:59:34] <chromas> could allow hyphenated variables but then people would complain you're enforcing spaces around operators
[21:59:50] <crutchy> damn pythonists
[21:59:50] <chromas> ~d'ay crutchy
[22:00:24] <crutchy> ~g'day chromas
[22:00:25] <exec> * crutchy brazenly passes a pair of used panties full of spew to chromas
[22:00:47] <chromas> oh herp
[22:00:52] <chromas> thought exec wasn't here
[22:01:02] <chromas> it just turns out I can't splel
[22:01:12] <crutchy> i infected you with my poor smelling disease
[22:03:15] <crutchy> ~weather
[22:03:19] <exec> weather for 10Morwell (latrobe Valley Airport), VIC, Australia at 5:57 am (GMT+10) ~ 126 mins ago: temp: 103.6°C (38.5°F), dp: 103.6°C (38.5°F), press: 101023.8 mb (0 mb/60 mins), humid: 10100%, wind: 100 km/h (0 mph) @ 100°
[22:03:44] <crutchy> wow the weather on that station is fkin slow
[22:04:00] <crutchy> its sunny now
[22:04:38] <crutchy> ~help weather
[22:04:45] <exec> Syntax:
[22:04:45] <exec> ~weather location
[22:04:45] <exec> Examples:
[22:04:45] <exec> http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[22:07:10] <crutchy> ~weather YMES
[22:07:13] <exec> weather for 10East Sale Aerodrome, Australia at 2014-09-07 21:00:00 (UTC) ~ 66 mins ago: temp: 102.2°C (36°F), dp: 101.9°C (35.4°F), press: 101024.7 mb (0 mb/60 mins), humid: 1097%, wind: 106.4 km/h (4 mph) @ 10300°
[22:07:25] <crutchy> fuck its even colder there :/
[22:07:54] <crutchy> ~weather 94900
[22:07:56] <exec> weather for "94900" not found. check spelling or try another nearby location.
[22:08:05] <crutchy> ~weather willow grove
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[22:08:10] <exec> weather for 10Drouin, AU at 5:32 pm (EDT) ~ 36 mins ago: temp: 1010°C (50°F), dp: 106.9°C (44.4°F), press: 101023.6 mb (-0.2 mb/18 mins), humid: 1080%, wind: 101.6 km/h (1 mph) @ 1060°
[22:08:37] <crutchy> ~weather-add crutchy drouin, au
[22:08:39] <exec> name "crutchy" set for location "drouin, au"
[22:08:44] <crutchy> ~weather
[22:08:48] <exec> weather for 10Drouin, AU at 2014-09-07 21:30:00 (UTC) ~ 36 mins ago: temp: 1010°C (50°F), dp: 106.9°C (44.4°F), press: 101023.6 mb (-0.2 mb/18 mins), humid: 1080%, wind: 101.6 km/h (1 mph) @ 1060°
[22:09:04] <Ethanol-fueled> ~weather-add Ethanol-fueled San Diego, CA
[22:09:06] <exec> name "Ethanol-fueled" set for location "San Diego, CA"
[22:09:14] <Ethanol-fueled> ~weather
[22:09:17] <exec> weather for 10USS Midway, CA, United States Of America at 1:57 pm (PDT) ~ 72 mins ago: temp: 1024.4°C (76°F), dp: 1021.8°C (71.2°F), press: 101010.5 mb (-0.3 mb/60 mins), humid: 1084%, wind: 109.6 km/h (6 mph) @ 10260°
[22:09:25] <Ethanol-fueled> aww, shit! The USS MIdway!
[22:09:45] <crutchy> might have to check for nearby locations. that's what i had to do
[22:09:49] <crutchy> ~help weather
[22:10:10] <exec> process timed out: ~help weather
[22:10:17] <crutchy> fkin bot
[22:10:20] <crutchy> ~help weather
[22:10:26] <Ethanol-fueled> that's your bot, crutchy
[22:10:31] <exec> Syntax:
[22:10:31] <exec> ~weather location
[22:10:31] <exec> weather data courtesy of the APRS Citizen Weather Observer Program (CWOP) @ http://weather.gladstonefamily.net
[22:10:31] <exec> http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[22:10:31] <Ethanol-fueled> hahaha
[22:10:50] <crutchy> only my bot when it works :p
[22:10:57] <Ethanol-fueled> they should make a humanoid robot that takes beatings
[22:11:01] <Ethanol-fueled> convincingly
[22:11:07] <Ethanol-fueled> for those long, stressful days at work
[22:11:13] <Ethanol-fueled> *AiieEEEEEE!*
[22:11:37] <Ethanol-fueled> You could tie it to the whippin' Post
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[22:13:53] <Subsentient> NCommander:
[22:14:01] <Subsentient> I'd like to become a SN editor.
[22:14:20] <Subsentient> The eBay story pushed me over the edge. I'd do a better job.
[22:14:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> mrcoolbp, ping
[22:15:01] <crutchy> there's no glory in editing. you become 'incompetent' regardless of how well you write
[22:15:22] <Subsentient> crutchy: Who says I'd do it for glory?
[22:15:36] <crutchy> nah i just mean its pretty harsh
[22:15:50] * crutchy would do it for glory... and for the queen!
[22:15:53] * Subsentient is still serious and would like to be an editor despite crutchy's valid points
[22:16:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, laminatorx or mrcoolbp are your huckleberry
[22:16:24] <NCommander> Subsentient, get incontact with LaminatorX
[22:16:28] <NCommander> Subsentient, which story?
[22:16:47] <Subsentient> NCommander: http://soylentnews.org
[22:16:48] <monopoly> ^ 04SN article 03 eBay Only Displays Pricing Trends in Decline 04(20 comments):
[22:16:50] <crutchy> cya folks. gtg to workipoos
[22:16:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> adios crutchy
[22:17:00] <Subsentient> bye crutchy
[22:17:06] <Subsentient> come back with peanut butter
[22:18:23] <Subsentient> $seen LaminatorX
[22:18:23] <aqu4> I'm afraid I don't remember anyone with the nick Subsentient, sorry.
[22:18:32] <Subsentient> ...
[22:18:37] <Subsentient> $seen crutchy
[22:18:38] <aqu4> I last saw crutchy at 2014-09-07 22:16:39 UTC in #soylent. Their most recent message is "cya folks. gtg to workipoos"
[22:20:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, {laminatorx} {at} {gmail.com} according to his SN account
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[22:22:24] <Subsentient> $seen LaminatorX
[22:22:24] <aqu4> I'm afraid I don't remember anyone with the nick LaminatorX, sorry.
[22:22:28] <Subsentient> Good. Fixed that bug.
[22:23:28] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Thanks.
[22:24:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> now if i could just find another dev minion for pj, we might make some headway through the issues list.
[22:25:02] * TheMightyBuzzard is a very lonely minion
[22:25:18] * chromas thought there used to be a way to clear battery stats on Android to fix charging issues
[22:25:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, microwave the battery for 5m
[22:26:04] <chromas> lol
[22:26:04] <ciri> HEY! don't laugh at me
[22:26:35] <chromas> I have an older android I started using as a music player but it seems to die when it thinks the battery's around 60% full
[22:26:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> funky.
[22:32:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FBI Finally Says How it ‘Legally’ Pinpointed Silk Road’s Server - http://sylnt.us - too-clever-by-half
[22:32:22] <exec> process timed out: ~privmsg-internal [SoylentNews] - FBI Finally Says How it ‘Legally’ Pinpointed Silk Road’s Server - http://sylnt.us - too-clever-by-half
[22:32:27] <exec> process timed out: ~sed-internal PRIVMSG [SoylentNews] - FBI Finally Says How it ‘Legally’ Pinpointed Silk Road’s Server - http://sylnt.us - too-clever-by-half
[22:38:05] <Subsentient> NCommander: We need a new standard for Soylent News story approvals.
[22:38:12] <Subsentient> Like fact checking, relevance, etc
[22:41:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think we need a standard period. not sure if the doc ever got written up.
[22:47:26] <Subsentient> Just fired off an email to laminator x explaining I'd be the guy with the iron fist doing quality control
[22:47:35] <Subsentient> Hopefully I get to be an editor
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