#Soylent | Logs for 2014-09-06

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[00:03:44] <SpallsHurgenson> it's just as funny an image if you use Kim Jong-un :)
[00:04:37] <SpallsHurgenson> it only works on Putin if you imagine he is wearing the apron without a shirt on beneath :)
[00:18:11] <chromas> They all must wear a car tree or leaf freshener too, as a badge
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[00:28:32] * SpallsHurgenson performs an unspeakably heinous culinary crime
[00:29:41] <chromas> prepackaged food?
[00:29:45] <chromas> oh wait, unspeakable
[00:29:54] <chromas> __________?
[00:30:01] <SpallsHurgenson> worse!
[00:30:24] <SpallsHurgenson> I snapped the spaghetti in half before putting it in the pot
[00:30:38] <chromas> oh shit is that heinous?
[00:30:45] * chromas breaks 'em into thirds
[00:30:54] * SpallsHurgenson waits for the white helicopters of the cooking police to surround his home
[00:31:01] <chromas> I guess you can't roll them up onto the fork if they're short
[00:31:10] <chromas> or touch noses with whover got the other end
[00:32:23] <SpallsHurgenson> it is true evil. I'm pretty sure I won't go into culinary heaven because of this
[00:32:49] <SpallsHurgenson> I'll be stuck eating pot noodles and vegemite throughout eternity
[00:33:16] <chromas> lol
[00:33:17] <ciri> hahaha
[00:33:19] <juggs> it's fine just top that spaghetti wth a shaving of snail's liver and you'll restore your karma
[00:33:20] <chromas> never had vegemite
[00:33:30] * JamesNZ likes vegemite
[00:33:35] <SpallsHurgenson> ever eat poodle shit? same thing :)
[00:34:36] <juggs> I think it's the same tarry shit we have here as Marmite - yeast extract evilness in a jar
[00:34:49] <SpallsHurgenson> oh JamesNZ, tsk tsk
[00:35:25] <JamesNZ> SpallsHurgenson: I'm rebellious like that ;)
[00:36:32] <SpallsHurgenson> I may have to "tsk" a third time to show the extent of my disappointment then :)
[00:46:53] <crutchy> vegemite will put hair on your chest; especially if you're female
[00:51:14] <crutchy> marmite <<<<<<<<<<< vegemite
[00:52:10] <crutchy> vegemite is a national food group
[00:52:31] <Konomi> it's right below the retard group
[00:53:14] <crutchy> vegemite++
[00:53:14] <Bender> karma - vegemite: 1
[00:53:53] * crutchy spanks Konomi
[00:53:53] <JamesNZ> Hmm, never tasted marmite.
[00:55:44] <crutchy> if you've ever taken a dump, eaten it, shit it out again and then eaten it, it tastes like what comes out at the end
[00:56:12] <crutchy> marmite: the 3rd shit
[00:57:55] <mrcoolbp> thanks for that crutchy
[01:00:44] <SpallsHurgenson> tonight's movie: Juan of the Dead
[01:01:50] * mrcoolbp watches trailer
[01:02:02] <SpallsHurgenson> it's surprisingly good (and funny)
[01:02:15] <crutchy> the title kinda rings a bell
[01:03:24] <SpallsHurgenson> it's a Spanish zombie-movie set in Cuba. Low-budget, very dry humor, bloody, clever and enjoyable
[01:03:27] <mrcoolbp> It looks like "Shaun of the Dead" in spanish
[01:03:34] <mrcoolbp> more or less
[01:04:13] <SpallsHurgenson> yeah, maybe a bit less comic (and far more gory)
[01:04:43] <mrcoolbp> cool
[01:05:48] <SpallsHurgenson> it's not very fast paced though, but that's an intentional reflection of the relaxed pace of the cuban lifestyle and... ooh, titties!
[01:05:57] <crutchy> ~help
[01:06:21] <crutchy> oops wrong chan
[01:07:55] <mrcoolbp> lol
[01:30:00] <crutchy> http://en.wikipedia.org
[01:30:01] <monopoly> ^ 04Wiki: 03Do Not Track legislation: Do Not Track is a term that refers to a series of policy proposals that protects users’ right to choose whether or not to be tracked by third-party websites. It is often called the online version of "Do Not Call".[1] There are strong a...
[01:30:28] <crutchy> https://www.eff.org
[01:30:29] <monopoly> ^ 03Best Practices for Online Service Providers | Electronic Frontier Foundation
[01:30:59] <crutchy> might add that last one to the wiki talk page thingy
[01:32:41] <chromas> Ethanol-Fueled-Foundation
[01:35:53] <crutchy> that's 4chan
[01:36:31] * chromas wonders how many chans there are
[01:36:41] <chromas> I think there was also 7 and 12. One was naughty
[01:46:00] * arti o.o
[01:46:11] <arti> EFF THAT
[01:46:56] <arti> Ethanol-Fueled Foundation Transforming Humans And Tarantulas
[01:50:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Toddler's Hot-Car Death Shows Key Role of Digital Evidence - http://sylnt.us - mud-on-our-shoes
[01:54:15] <crutchy> coffee++
[01:54:15] <Bender> karma - coffee: 745
[02:03:39] <chromas> buttons++
[02:03:39] <Bender> karma - buttons: 1
[02:05:49] * mrcoolbp adds buttons to the store (not really)
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[02:06:59] <chromas> hey
[02:07:15] <chromas> Bender needs to announce whenever someone buys something or subscribes :D
[02:07:30] <chromas> It could be like a begathon
[02:07:31] <SpallsHurgenson> *ding!*
[02:07:49] <chromas> "Every cent counts, now here's another EF gem..."
[02:08:58] <mrcoolbp> chromas: that is probably not worth the effort logistacally
[02:09:42] <chromas> the subscription one should be easy because you already have the database
[02:09:44] <chromas> but yeah
[02:09:54] <chromas> what we need is another bot to handle it
[02:10:06] <mrcoolbp> oh I meant for the store
[02:10:35] <chromas> I know. And updates on that? Moar buyers?
[02:10:40] <mrcoolbp> sub-based one is do-able I'd imagine, but you'd have to pester paulej72 or TheMightyBuzzard, and I already work them like dogs
[02:10:45] <chromas> s/d/y/
[02:10:46] <exec> <chromas> I know. Any updates on that? Moar buyers?
[02:11:24] <chromas> maybe crutchy could whip up a php script to pull stats from the db for bots to use; last uid etc
[02:11:33] <mrcoolbp> chromas: actually, it's been kind of a flop so far TBH
[02:11:48] <chromas> 'cause there's no law that says only perl scripts can read the db…or is there?
[02:12:06] <mrcoolbp> about $100 earned, about 25 orders (including some staff)
[02:12:10] <chromas> Maybe I should go get a prepaid card and buy something
[02:12:33] <chromas> poutine-- mug
[02:12:33] <Bender> karma - poutine: -355
[02:12:34] <mrcoolbp> chromas: your money is better spent buying a few years subscription
[02:13:12] <chromas> poor poutine. Like EF, he's got some good ideas
[02:13:15] <SpallsHurgenson> huh, still requires a PayPal Account. Sorry.
[02:13:41] * chromas wonders about google wallet
[02:14:12] <mrcoolbp> chromas: we haven't gotten to Google wallet yet, but we are working on crypto payments and they should be here soon
[02:14:23] <chromas> cool
[02:14:59] <chromas> Not sure if it works for google wallet but I can buy stuff from google store with my phone balance
[02:15:55] <SpallsHurgenson> can I pay with XBoxLive points? :-)
[02:16:47] <chromas> I search with Bing and get points and buy xbl points with it
[02:17:02] <chromas> Does that make me bad?
[02:17:10] <SpallsHurgenson> Yes.
[02:17:24] * mrcoolbp whacks SpallsHurgenson
[02:17:37] <chromas> bing++
[02:17:37] <Bender> karma - bing: 1
[02:17:43] <SpallsHurgenson> no!
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[02:17:48] <SpallsHurgenson> bing--
[02:17:48] <Bender> karma - bing: 0
[02:17:49] <chromas> speaking of cherries
[02:17:56] <SpallsHurgenson> bad chromas!
[02:18:09] <chromas> why do cupcakes and stuff have cherries that look like they're bleached?
[02:18:27] <Subsentient> Because chlorine makes everything taste bettter.
[02:18:27] <SpallsHurgenson> because of Satan
[02:18:27] <chromas> bright red. Ain't never seen no birght cherry
[02:18:48] <chromas> or larned to spel
[02:19:04] <mrcoolbp> noep
[02:19:58] <chromas> ~define aspx
[02:20:04] <exec> [wikipedia] 3Aspx: ASP.NET is an open source[1] server-side Web application framework designed for Web development to produce dynamic Web pages. It was developed by Microsoft to allow programmers to build dynamic web si...
[02:20:36] <chromas> must be an asp Special Edition file
[02:21:05] <SpallsHurgenson> I wish my cat knew how to growl... she goes from playful-purr to rip-my-hand-off angry without warning
[02:21:12] <SpallsHurgenson> I wonder if I can give her growling lessons
[02:21:53] <chromas> Any tail flopping in between?
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[02:22:37] <SpallsHurgenson> naw, it's cause I touched her tummy. She's sensitive about that.
[02:23:16] <SpallsHurgenson> it's not my fault; it's such a big target it's hard to miss :)
[02:23:24] <chromas> My mom's cat used to be like that. I think it was abused in its past life. Didn't like people picking her up until I made her like it
[02:23:28] <Lagg> My cat gets annoyed if you don't pet her there when she wants you to
[02:23:40] <Lagg> Ada is weird, and possibly dumb.
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[02:23:48] <Lagg> Probably dumb.
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[02:25:02] <chromas> cats++
[02:25:02] <Bender> karma - cats: 1
[02:25:04] <chromas> pussy++
[02:25:04] <Bender> karma - pussy: 1
[02:27:12] <crutchy> bing++
[02:27:12] <Bender> karma - bing: 1
[02:27:34] <crutchy> at least bing doesn't obfuscate the results urls
[02:28:16] <chromas> plus ms makes money doing other things besides targetted advertising
[02:28:18] <crutchy> here's the top google search result for soylentnews: https://www.google.com
[02:28:19] <monopoly> ^ 03302 Moved ( http://soylentnews.org )
[02:28:25] <chromas> That's right, MS is the relative good guy now
[02:28:39] <chromas> I guess google has paid services as well
[02:28:44] <crutchy> same thing in bing: http://www.soylentnews.org
[02:28:45] <monopoly> ^ 03SoylentNews: SoylentNews is people
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[02:29:10] * juggs tips hat to Subsentient
[02:29:18] <crutchy> ~g'day Subsentient
[02:29:19] <exec> * crutchy fanatically hurls a bathtub of glowballs at Subsentient
[02:29:31] * juggs puts hat straight again :P
[02:30:29] * Subsentient eats the glowballs and craps out the rubbery chunks on crutchy's pancakes
[02:30:46] <crutchy> ooh i have pancakes?!
[02:31:13] * swiss waits anxiously for his motorcycle
[02:31:22] <swiss> it's supposed to get dropped off right about now
[02:31:35] <chromas> ooh, pancakes, flapjacks, hotcakes and griddlecakes
[02:31:35] <juggs> what you get?
[02:31:40] <swiss> 2014 ninja 300
[02:31:45] * crutchy looks up to make sure he doesn't get hit by impending motorcycle drop
[02:31:54] * aqu4 covers swiss' motorcycle in peanut butter
[02:32:01] <swiss> why would you do that
[02:32:11] <chromas> swiss: that means it's in the southwest us
[02:32:15] <aqu4> because peanut butter.
[02:32:22] <swiss> juggs: i kept feeling bad buying a used bike, so I decided to buy a new bike and feel bad about money instead
[02:32:24] <SpallsHurgenson> I didn't get nothin'; I had to pay $50 and pick up the garbage
[02:32:30] <crutchy> yeah penut butter is what you coveer your balls with if you have a pet dog to make it....
[02:32:33] <swiss> chromas: pretty well known that I'm in LA area
[02:32:52] <chromas> well then it's farther east than you :)
[02:33:14] <swiss> i didn't want to drive the bike home from the dealership cause i have 0 road experience
[02:33:41] <swiss> so as part of the sale, the sales rep is supposed to drop it off about now, and i'll give him a ride back
[02:33:43] <crutchy> better to crash it going out your own driveway than the dealers driveway
[02:33:49] <swiss> exactly
[02:34:01] <swiss> fewer people see
[02:34:13] <swiss> but i'm afraid the dude forgot, which would be top tier shitty service
[02:34:39] <crutchy> maybe the dealer read E-F's journal article
[02:35:14] <swiss> i keep imagining i hear the bike coming
[02:35:21] <swiss> but it's just vehicles on the nearby road
[02:35:43] <swiss> THIS IS KILLING ME
[02:35:48] <crutchy> when i flick through the SN themes i seem to have to apply twice to get it to change
[02:35:55] <crutchy> dunno what's goin on there
[02:36:00] <crutchy> chillax++
[02:36:00] <Bender> karma - chillax: 1
[02:36:13] <swiss> I CANT
[02:36:14] <juggs> swiss, lol. Looks like a revvy little number. Reminds me of my Yamaha 350 ypvs days. Am I reading these specs right - single front disc?
[02:36:23] <swiss> juggs: yeah
[02:36:25] <chromas> crutchy: you might just have to refresh after you switch it
[02:36:49] <swiss> juggs: decent acceleration, but consistant power
[02:36:50] <juggs> guess braking tech moved on :D
[02:36:54] <swiss> also, fuel injected!
[02:37:01] <swiss> fuckyeah fuel injection
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[02:38:11] <juggs> carbs were fun - change the jets, reprofile the slide needle - all this is lost with fuel injection. Same shit though just a different delivery means.
[02:38:37] <swiss> that bike sounded like it was getting closer, but it was heading away I tihink
[02:38:38] <swiss> :(
[02:39:06] <swiss> but if the dude forgot that he needs to drop this off tonight, i'm gonna be super pissed
[02:39:29] <swiss> esp cause I could be camping right now
[02:39:46] <juggs> lol - I think Spalls finds engine talk dull - I'm sure I've noticed him bail out several times when the subject comes up. We can be complete bores I suppose :D
[02:39:47] <ciri> lol that's funny!
[02:40:17] <swiss> i just got excited thinking I heard it, but it was just a neighbor leaving their house
[02:40:34] <swiss> i'm super jumpy, and making up any excuse in my head for it to sound like a ninja 300
[02:40:53] <crutchy> does your bike look like this: http://www.xboxachievements.com
[02:41:29] <swiss> nope, my powerlevel isn't that high
[02:42:08] <swiss> every time i hear a high revving thing i'm going "IS THAT IT"
[02:47:21] <juggs> swiss, if I were having a brand new bike delivered I'd want it to arrive on the back of a flat bed not delivered by some yahoo dealer monkey who's ragged the ass off it on the way.
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[02:56:07] <swiss> juggs: i live 6 miles away
[02:56:14] <swiss> if it has more than 6 miles on it, he's gonna get an earful
[02:56:22] <swiss> and i'm gonna get another bike
[02:56:41] <swiss> the flatbed was taken for the next 4-5 days, and would have charged me extra
[03:03:48] <juggs> all new vehicles have a few dealer miles on as they have to assemble from the crate then add fluids then take around the block to make sure nothing is obviously wrong (pissing fluids etc.) - unless the odometer is reset it shouldn't be more than a handful of miles to get up to working temp + delivery miles. Believe me, you don't want a bike with just delivery miles on it - taking these things out of the crate and assembling them, sometimes shit is
[03:03:49] <juggs> just not quite right, hence the dealer test and a few miles on the clock. Back when I was doing it, that was the norm - no idea now, mebbe they just zero the clock and deliver.
[03:04:18] <Landon> I hear they have some intense plastic fumes when you take off the wrap
[03:04:20] <Landon> mmmmm mmmm
[03:04:23] <swiss> oh, right
[03:04:46] <swiss> i'm not happy that i got no call, and no delivery so far
[03:05:37] <crutchy> can always write down the odometer number before you leave the dealership
[03:05:59] <swiss> they started assembly after I bought it
[03:07:00] <swiss> idk, if he's not here in 25 mins (he supposedly would have got off work 1:05 ago) I'm heading out camping
[03:07:03] <swiss> and calling to complain tomorrow
[03:07:16] <juggs> Landon, no doubt. I prefer my conveyances old and smelling of cabbage farts.
[03:07:46] <Landon> juggs: I've seen a few AMAs from dealership folk that suggest they leave the doors open for a day and don't dare get in until that point
[03:08:10] <Landon> (after getting a car in so new that they peel the plastic wrap off the interior bits)
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[03:14:33] <juggs> Landon, IME going back about 20 years in the bike world, when uncrateing (is that a word) and assembling we used to get everything out of the crate and leave it near a vent for day or two as the stench was unworkable. Got nasty when we had a rush on and were building up 6 or 7 a day - probably explains the state of my brain now. Either that or the tri-chloroethane we used to use for washing engine parts.
[03:15:28] <juggs> swiss, IS IT HERE YET!!!!!!!!!!!!
[03:15:31] <swiss> nope :(
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[03:16:39] <Ethanol-fueled> 'sup.
[03:16:44] <crutchy> aye focker!
[03:16:59] <crutchy> nice journal post :)
[03:17:02] <crutchy> long one
[03:17:20] <Ethanol-fueled> thought about splitting it, since TL;Dr
[03:17:44] <crutchy> that was my initial reaction, but i ended up reading anyway
[03:18:31] <Ethanol-fueled> ou have to read it BEFORE you parse for length!
[03:18:49] <Ethanol-fueled> ah yeah, you're right though.
[03:20:15] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh, well, shit...you're right. Aint nobody gonna read an 8-page monolith
[03:22:17] <Ethanol-fueled> shit, it will probably expand out to 4/3 its present size, we're gonna have to start talking about 5/6 shit here.
[03:22:47] <Ethanol-fueled> we're under attack from Reddit Faggots.
[03:23:19] <Ethanol-fueled> we must maintain the truth, however ugly it be, from liberal cocksuckers.
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[03:25:27] <juggs> o.O
[03:27:11] <juggs> swiss, IS IT HERE YET!!!!!!!!!!!!
[03:28:42] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[03:28:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> i miss anything good?
[03:29:38] <crutchy> nah. natalie portman came on and posted a fanny pic but that was about it
[03:29:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> nothin i ain't seen before then
[03:30:19] <crutchy> yeah. there wasn't even anything shoved in it
[03:30:56] * crutchy is trying to get ~help working again. damn tilde in wikis
[03:31:42] <crutchy> compricated_pran++
[03:31:42] <Bender> karma - compricated_pran: 1
[03:31:52] <crutchy> ciri++
[03:31:52] <Bender> karma - ciri: 6
[03:33:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> well i'll leave you lot to it then. just checking in before bed. fishing comes mighty early if you don't want to be out in the heat.
[03:34:51] <chromas> perly dreams
[03:35:09] <crutchy> cheers mate
[03:35:14] <crutchy> ~time TheMightyBuzzard
[03:35:16] <exec> Friday, 5 September 2014 @ 10:35 pm CDT - Ada, OK
[03:35:37] <chromas> exec: s/10/22/
[03:35:38] <exec> <chromas> <exec> Friday, 5 September 2014 @ 22:35 pm CDT - Ada, OK
[03:35:45] <chromas> and /pm//
[03:35:50] <chromas> 24h++
[03:35:50] <Bender> karma - 24h: 1
[03:36:21] <juggs> the early riser gets then bites or some such
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[03:48:32] <Ethanol-fueled> Pbffbfbbfbfbf
[03:48:46] * juggs watches
[03:48:58] <Ethanol-fueled> I hold the fist to you white niggers.
[03:49:13] <Ethanol-fueled> ut-oh, juggs is gonna boot me.
[03:49:53] <juggs> you wouldn't and neither would I.
[03:50:04] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled: there's always the ## channel for the less family-oriented speakage
[03:50:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - David Lowery has Seen the Future of Digital Broadcasting and he is not Pleased - http://sylnt.us - what-the-world-needs-now
[03:50:37] <Ethanol-fueled> AMerifat gu here.
[03:51:20] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[03:51:21] <monopoly> ^ 03The Brave Little Toaster - Cutting Edge - YouTube
[03:51:34] <Ethanol-fueled> No, that not it.
[03:51:47] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[03:51:48] <monopoly> ^ 03The Brave Little Toaster - Cutting Edge - YouTube
[03:51:56] * chromas remembers that movie
[03:51:58] <Ethanol-fueled> Yarrrrrrgh
[03:52:00] <chromas> and that one, which is the same
[03:52:20] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[03:52:20] <monopoly> ^ 03The Brave Little Toaster - Cutting Edge - YouTube
[03:52:23] <chromas> youtube-- for throwing an error and crapping out mid-video
[03:52:23] <Bender> karma - youtube: -2
[03:52:35] <Ethanol-fueled> This is the DANGER ZONE
[03:53:25] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled: the good danger zone? Or the one with Val Kilmer & co oiling up and playing grabass?
[03:53:49] <juggs> Ethanol-fueled, I think you are having a flash back to Top Gun
[03:53:59] <Ethanol-fueled> Hold on, I'm going to have to investiate thsi.
[03:54:23] <chromas> http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net
[03:54:24] <monopoly> ^ 03Five shitty movies that everyone loves.
[03:55:58] <Ethanol-fueled> aw, let's not follow those assholes
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[03:59:47] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[03:59:48] <monopoly> ^ 03Top Gun Intro + Danger Zone - YouTube
[03:59:56] <Ethanol-fueled> SOD off fuckfaces
[03:59:59] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHHAHA
[04:00:11] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[04:00:11] <monopoly> ^ 03Top Gun Intro + Danger Zone - YouTube
[04:01:25] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuck off, cogsugs, ,we wil TAKE YOU OUT ON THE MAINLAND
[04:01:29] <Ethanol-fueled> BAHAHAHHAHAHAA'
[04:01:43] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[04:01:44] <monopoly> ^ 03Top Gun Intro + Danger Zone - YouTube
[04:02:10] <Ethanol-fueled> cocksuckers, You will barf-pout
[04:02:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Ptt-t--t--tbft=bft-bft
[04:02:39] <Ethanol-fueled> SUCK ME OFF, FAGGOTS!
[04:03:00] <juggs> Ethanol-fueled, your choice at this point... walk out or be walked out,
[04:06:50] <Ethanol-fueled> sod off, faggot, I'm going to be walked out at this point.
[04:07:06] <Ethanol-fueled> DO IT
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[04:16:26] <chromas> it's kind of amusing to tail the squid log and see all the things that keep updating
[04:16:38] <chromas> (with absolutely everything missing the cache)
[04:21:56] <juggs> guess he walked. c'est la vie. Works for me, I'd rather not impose bans.
[04:22:06] <chromas> Yeah
[04:22:14] <chromas> Maybe you responded too slowly and he got bored
[04:28:16] <juggs> I went for a smoke - all the better to allow enough rope to hang or to self-terminate. I'm not going to jump all around killing things. This is irc - the only thing that feeds trolls is twitchy ircops.
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[04:33:51] <chromas> juggs++ for wisdom
[04:33:51] <Bender> karma - juggs: 18
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[04:38:36] * juggs feels old
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[04:43:35] <Ethanol-fueled> mmm, vietnamese
[04:43:42] <Ethanol-fueled> nyum nyum.
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[04:44:17] <Subsentient> $time
[04:44:17] <aqu4> Sat 2014-09-06 04:44:09 AM UTC
[04:44:18] <Ethanol-fueled> now lets listen to niggers play the bass guitar. BAN ETHANOL!
[04:44:25] <Subsentient> $beer Ethanol-fueled
[04:44:26] * aqu4 gives Ethanol-fueled a cold can of beer
[04:45:07] <Ethanol-fueled> subsentient: I am far beyong done.
[04:45:12] <JamesNZ> \o Subsentient
[04:45:14] <Ethanol-fueled> far beyond gone.
[04:45:31] <Ethanol-fueled> Black Man Jam
[04:45:48] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: How goes it?
[04:46:01] <Ethanol-fueled> FUCKING WAASTED
[04:46:41] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: Fear the gerbils
[04:47:35] <Ethanol-fueled> Gerbils were legal in Flagastaff, AZ
[04:47:36] * juggs watches
[04:48:12] <Ethanol-fueled> We ran the hamsters under the ground, and there was the bubonic plague
[04:48:28] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.youtube.com
[04:48:28] <monopoly> ^ 03Victor Wooten - playing with the broken string bass. Incredible! - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[04:51:02] <Subsentient> $coin is Ethanol-fueled fueled drunk enough?
[04:51:02] * aqu4 flips a shiney Soviet palladium coin on "is Ethanol-fueled fueled drunk enough?"
[04:51:03] <aqu4> I got heads.
[04:54:07] <arti> o/
[04:54:35] <Subsentient> \o
[04:54:46] <arti> g'day
[04:54:53] <Subsentient> yad'g
[04:55:34] <Ethanol-fueled> aye ya fokkers
[04:55:37] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHA
[04:55:48] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.youtube.com
[04:55:48] <monopoly> ^ 03Victor Wooten - playing with the broken string bass. Incredible! - YouTube
[04:55:51] <Subsentient> $burrito Ethanol-fueled
[04:55:51] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at Ethanol-fueled
[04:56:13] <Ethanol-fueled> BUG OFF, ya bloody SOD.
[04:56:28] * Subsentient farted
[04:56:49] <Ethanol-fueled> COCKSUCKS.
[04:57:36] <Ethanol-fueled> PBTHHTHTHTHT
[04:57:47] * Subsentient is amused
[04:57:48] <arti> sup man
[04:57:56] <arti> i might have a beer too
[04:57:57] <arti> brb
[04:57:57] <ciri> me too, smoke time! arti
[04:58:05] <Subsentient> $beer arti
[04:58:05] * aqu4 gives arti a cold can of beer
[04:58:20] <Ethanol-fueled> suck my dick, niggers.
[04:58:30] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.youtube.com
[04:58:31] <monopoly> ^ 03Victor Wooten - playing with the broken string bass. Incredible! - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[04:58:35] <Ethanol-fueled> Let's JAM!
[04:58:58] <Subsentient> $title https://www.youtube.com
[04:58:58] <aqu4> Failed to connect to retrieve page title.
[04:59:03] <Subsentient> $title http://www.youtube.com
[04:59:05] <aqu4> Title for page http://www.youtube.com "Hampton the Hamster &quot;The Hamsterdance Song&quot; - YouTube"
[05:00:27] <Ethanol-fueled> buy buy guys: I'm flying high!
[05:00:34] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHAHHHEHEHEHEHHOOOHOOOHO
[05:00:47] <arti> fantastic, godspeed sir
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[05:01:25] <Subsentient> The hamsterdance song. It gives you wings.
[05:01:40] <arti> great, redbull commercial to the dome
[05:01:57] * juggs dies a little
[05:02:04] <arti> that's how it works juggs
[05:02:14] <Subsentient> juggs: What?
[05:02:20] <arti> you need to harvest life units from younglings
[05:02:26] <arti> also tortillas
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[05:02:50] <arti> greetings mr coinblatt
[05:04:21] <Subsentient> juggs: We are the Borg. You will be assimSegmentation Fault (core dumped)
[05:04:24] <Ethanol-fueled> awww,. yeah
[05:04:36] <Ethanol-fueled> the jews are behind it all/
[05:04:50] <Subsentient> $replace Ethanol-fueled jews^gerbils
[05:04:50] <aqu4> Subsentient: "<Ethanol-fueled>: the gerbils are behind it all/ "
[05:04:53] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.youtube.com
[05:04:53] <monopoly> ^ 03Victor Wooten - playing with the broken string bass. Incredible! - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[05:05:02] <arti> Subsentient++
[05:05:02] <Bender> karma - subsentient: 8
[05:05:05] <Ethanol-fueled> You all don't believe me.
[05:05:15] <Ethanol-fueled> the Jews are behind it all.
[05:05:17] <Subsentient> $replace Ethanol-fueled me^in the gerbils
[05:05:17] <aqu4> Failed to perform replace. No match found in user's last message.
[05:05:23] <Subsentient> $replace Ethanol-fueled Jews^gerbils
[05:05:23] <aqu4> Subsentient: "<Ethanol-fueled>: the gerbils are behind it all. "
[05:05:50] <Ethanol-fueled> SOD OFF!
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[05:06:06] * Subsentient counts to 30 seconds before he comes back
[05:09:56] * juggs doesn't bother. Intelligence misplaced or overlooked. One of millions.
[05:10:36] <Subsentient> juggs: What's up?
[05:11:40] <crutchy> coffee++
[05:11:40] <Bender> karma - coffee: 746
[05:11:45] <arti> coffee++
[05:11:45] <Bender> karma - coffee: 747
[05:11:52] <crutchy> coffee++
[05:11:52] <Bender> karma - coffee: 748
[05:11:52] <crutchy> coffee++
[05:11:52] <Bender> karma - coffee: 749
[05:11:55] <arti> tea++
[05:11:55] <Bender> karma - tea: 52
[05:12:06] <arti> g'day
[05:12:19] <crutchy> g'day arti
[05:13:05] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[05:13:05] <Bender> karma - coffee: 748
[05:13:08] <JamesNZ> fedora++
[05:13:08] <Bender> karma - fedora: 9
[05:13:15] <crutchy> fucking beautiful weather outside and i'm on the couch
[05:13:16] <arti> freebsd++
[05:13:16] <Bender> karma - freebsd: 1
[05:13:29] <arti> erst0r
[05:15:57] <Subsentient> systemd--
[05:15:57] <Bender> karma - systemd: -1
[05:16:16] <aqu4> systemd--
[05:16:16] <Bender> karma - systemd: -2
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[05:26:45] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[05:26:46] <monopoly> ^ 03The Brave Little Toaster - Worthless (Original NTSC Restored) - YouTube
[05:29:04] <crutchy> i like trains
[05:29:05] <exec> http://www.youtube.com
[05:30:43] <Ethanol-fueled> BITING NIPPLES
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[05:33:20] <crutchy> he'll be back
[05:33:31] <crutchy> can't get enough of us awesome homies
[05:35:10] <Subsentient> I grew up on that Brave Little Toaster show.
[05:35:23] <Subsentient> I remember it all so well watching that video there,
[05:35:36] <Subsentient> Last time I saw that, I was six years old.
[05:35:45] * Subsentient freaks out
[05:35:56] <arti> i remember that
[05:35:59] <arti> the hoovering of the cord
[05:36:11] <arti> wonder if it's aged well
[05:37:21] <Subsentient> heh
[05:37:31] <Subsentient> arti: Seriously weirded out.
[05:37:40] <Subsentient> I can't believe how well I remember that show.
[05:37:51] <Subsentient> I was six years old. My god.
[05:38:09] <Subsentient> Those memories have not been touched in my mind for years and years.
[05:38:22] <arti> more alcohol :D
[05:41:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Silent on Supporting American Legislative Exchange Council - http://sylnt.us - pay-to-play
[05:50:25] * Subsentient salutes the show that was strangely enough a critical motivator for him to take the life path he has
[05:53:15] <Subsentient> $tell Ethanol-fueled That Brave Little Toaster show video messed with my head. I was 6 years old last time I saw that show, and how I loved it. That show is indirectly responsible for me ending up the computer guy I am. Thanks for the memories, I didn't know I still had them.
[05:53:15] <aqu4> I'll tell them in a PM next time I see 'em.
[05:57:49] <crutchy> mrcoolbp, just flicking through that ars technica article, and i noticed commenters have ranks, which is pretty common in forums (i think its build into wordpress too, or one of those fairly popular thingys). shouldnt be too hard to implement ranks in slash. might encourage commenting under logged in name (rather than posting AC)
[05:58:01] <crutchy> ^^ TheMightyBuzzard ^^
[05:58:12] <arti> also, punch should be available.
[05:58:18] <crutchy> and pie
[05:58:19] <arti> chilled ideally
[05:59:48] <crutchy> or any sort of achievements really
[06:00:04] <arti> those could modify behavior
[06:00:08] <arti> "look, i got the longest post!"
[06:00:10] <crutchy> karma that is capped at 50 is kind of a kill joy... you get to 50 and then what?
[06:01:06] <crutchy> i guess the intent would be to encourage commenting, but yeah it would need to be deesigned carefully so as not to encourage trolling/spamming
[06:01:14] <crutchy> maybe linked to the mod system
[06:01:56] <crutchy> some function of karma, number of posts, length of membership/subscription, number of replies, etc
[06:02:10] <crutchy> there's a whole bunch of metrics that could bee applied
[06:02:21] <arti> well you should be able to then trade some of those points for items from the store
[06:02:30] <crutchy> or that too
[06:02:47] <arti> maybe a chocolate fountain
[06:02:53] <crutchy> or upgrades in irpg
[06:03:03] <arti> purely cosmetic
[06:03:18] <arti> "your sword is now red"
[06:03:18] <crutchy> a golden avatar
[06:03:30] <crutchy> hell yeah we're all fickle nerds
[06:03:46] <arti> projecting
[06:03:54] <crutchy> red sword beats green... bow down to my supreme awesomeness :p
[06:04:07] <Subsentient> HERESY!
[06:04:17] <Subsentient> REPENT and KNEEL to your lord and god!
[06:04:46] * Subsentient throws lightning into the air
[06:05:07] * arti waits for the drums
[06:05:13] <crutchy> ooh but then my green sword has been upgraded with the eye of circumventia... which beats your red sword by a power level of 2.5, so suck my boot extension upgrade, slave mutant!
[06:06:05] <arti> boot extension, like that giant one in the simpsons
[06:06:15] <crutchy> ooh and the ultimate upgrade could be a marriage certificate with seven of nine
[06:06:21] <arti> lol
[06:06:35] <crutchy> every man and his nerdy dog would be commenting everywhere to get hold of that
[06:07:26] <Subsentient> "Assimilate me, please!"
[06:07:52] <crutchy> we would need to buy out linode just to keep up with the increase in loads being whacked into the tubes
[06:08:47] * crutchy wonders if the SN website could be integrated into some kind of mmorpg platform
[06:09:04] <arti> go north?
[06:09:58] * crutchy is an online gaming noob :/
[06:12:32] <arti> oh there was a neat one in JS
[06:12:35] <arti> epic pixel graphics
[06:14:13] <crutchy> wouldn't want it to be too graphical so as to distract from website content. a community 'game' that sort of blends into the site
[06:14:26] <crutchy> maybe something like Subsentient's nation states thingy
[06:15:01] <crutchy> where you can form little sub-communities with your friends and build something
[06:15:02] <ciri> hmmm thats a good question crutchy
[06:15:33] <crutchy> dammit all i can think of is civ type games, but i'm sure there's other things
[06:16:23] * crutchy kinda likes one aspect of the nation states thing that it isn't driven by war or profit
[06:16:40] <Subsentient> $beer crutchy
[06:16:40] * aqu4 gives crutchy a cold can of beer
[06:16:53] <Subsentient> I hadn't thought of that, but that is a good thing huh.
[06:17:29] * crutchy wonders if soylent could 'borrow' the nation states model (maybe with some modifications) and embed it into the SN community/karma/mod/relationship systems
[06:18:23] <crutchy> give more incentive to involvement than just venting/hornblowing/downtrodding/etc
[06:18:54] <crutchy> could even hook it into the irc network... oooh
[06:19:36] <crutchy> SoylentNews... more than just news for nerds
[06:21:24] * crutchy copypastas chat log into a file for later
[06:23:08] <crutchy> maybe someone should post it as a journal
[06:23:37] <crutchy> someone better at writing shit than me
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[07:30:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Close Asteroid Pass this Weekend - http://sylnt.us - saw-it-coming
[07:41:58] <Subsentient> 0
[07:47:54] <crutchy> hi Subsentient
[07:47:55] <crutchy> :)
[07:48:46] <Subsentient> hi crutchy
[07:49:42] <crutchy> i'm learning about some irc shit
[07:50:19] <crutchy> trying to get a basic user tracking script working but kinda hard if i don't know exakery how it all works
[07:51:25] <swiss> user tracking, wut
[07:52:11] <crutchy> just keeping track of what nicks in what channels. sort of like what xchat does
[07:52:18] <crutchy> but for a bot
[07:52:32] <swiss> oh, so not like http://veryoblivio.us
[07:52:32] <monopoly> ^ 03#soylent @ SoylentNews stats by swiss
[07:52:46] <crutchy> nah nothin that fancy
[07:53:05] <crutchy> that ones a bit different to arti's but still cool :D
[07:53:24] <swiss> it's just pisg
[07:54:03] <crutchy> i think arti uses mircstats but yeah looks similar
[07:54:18] <swiss> mine's a nightly cron script
[07:54:22] <swiss> eating my irssi logs
[07:54:27] <crutchy> ah
[07:58:47] <swiss> man, i stood up, did not realize how many hard lemonades I had
[08:05:28] <crutchy> hmm
[08:05:47] <crutchy> where did you have them for them to affect your ability to stand?
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[08:40:01] <swiss> laying down on the couch
[08:40:04] <swiss> watching a moive
[08:40:20] <swiss> and its not that i can't stand. it's that standing makes me realize just how hard these hit me
[08:41:18] <crutchy> i'd watch a movie too but i can never decide
[08:41:47] <crutchy> watched a couple of docos earlier
[08:42:03] <swiss> i watched frozen
[08:42:14] <swiss> cause i hadn't seen it before, and the hype wore off enough for it to be enjoyable
[08:42:30] <crutchy> about the kursk sub and the uss forrestal
[08:42:47] * crutchy has seen frozen too many times
[08:43:03] <crutchy> having a 5yo daughter doesnt help
[08:43:03] <swiss> i'm sorry
[08:43:07] <swiss> the ending was horrid
[08:43:13] <swiss> everything up to that was okay
[08:43:23] <swiss> at least, after having 2-3 drinks it was okay
[08:43:37] <crutchy> check out the honest trailer for it. pretty funny
[08:44:15] <crutchy> frozen was marketing genius... and that's about it
[08:44:31] <crutchy> but at least my daughty likes it i guess
[08:45:58] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[08:45:59] <monopoly> ^ 03Honest Trailers - Frozen - YouTube
[08:53:11] <arti> she like yo gabagaba
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[09:20:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The American Southwest Faces a “Megadrought” within 100 Years - http://sylnt.us - so-damn-thirsty
[09:20:48] <chromas> Shove it into the ocean
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[10:09:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:09:10] <Bender> karma - coffee: 749
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[10:37:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> fishing++
[10:37:07] <Bender> karma - fishing: 6
[10:42:55] <crutchy> coffee++
[10:42:55] <Bender> karma - coffee: 750
[10:55:29] <KonomiNetbook> caffeine++
[10:55:29] <Bender> karma - caffeine: 19
[10:55:32] <KonomiNetbook> damn humans ;p
[10:55:43] <crutchy> coffee++
[10:55:43] <Bender> karma - coffee: 751
[11:01:40] <ar> coffee--
[11:01:40] <Bender> karma - coffee: 750
[11:02:22] <ar> why are you so obsessed with this black, tasteless sludge?
[11:02:54] <chromas> mud++
[11:02:54] <Bender> karma - mud: 1
[11:03:13] <chromas> that's racist, Holmes
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[12:10:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - USAF Won't Allow Atheist to Reenlist Unless he Swears "So Help Me God" - http://sylnt.us - Whom-would-Jesus-bomb?
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[14:01:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The World's Hangover Cure Finally Comes to the U.S. - http://sylnt.us - why-do-people-whisper-so-LOUD?
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[14:02:51] <Konomi> felt like posting ot that article
[14:02:58] <Konomi> "Don't get drunk in the first place you idiots":
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[15:35:22] <Bender> karma - coffee: 751
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[15:51:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How Advanced are We Earthlings? Here’s a Cosmic Yardstick - http://sylnt.us - are-those-imperial-or-metric-units?
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[16:50:54] <swiss> not_wearing_pants++
[16:50:54] <Bender> karma - not_wearing_pants: 1
[17:50:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The U.S. Secret Plans to Economic Espionage - http://sylnt.us - tell-me-it's-not-so
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[18:08:32] <ar> coffee---
[18:08:35] <ar> coffee--
[18:08:35] <Bender> karma - coffee: 750
[18:09:24] <Subsentient> --
[18:09:30] <Subsentient> ---
[18:09:34] <Subsentient> '--
[18:09:41] <Subsentient> ~--
[18:09:50] <Subsentient> .--
[18:09:54] <Subsentient> --
[18:09:59] <Subsentient> [--
[18:10:01] <Subsentient> 1--
[18:10:01] <Bender> karma - 1: 1
[18:10:05] <Subsentient> 1--
[18:10:05] <Bender> karma - 1: 0
[18:10:09] <Subsentient> -1--
[18:10:14] <Subsentient> 1--
[18:10:14] <Bender> karma - 1: -1
[18:10:19] <Subsentient> `--
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[18:13:41] <swiss> coffee--
[18:13:41] <Bender> karma - coffee: 749
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[19:42:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Named Data Networking: Distribution instead of Communication - http://sylnt.us - that's-a-lot-of-caching!
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[20:40:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Named Data Networking: Distribution Instead of Communication - http://sylnt.us - that's-a-lot-of-caching!
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[21:32:25] <crutchy> coffee++
[21:32:25] <Bender> karma - coffee: 750
[21:51:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Secure Computing for Everybody - http://sylnt.us - does-'foolproof'-mean-backdoor-installed?
[22:12:45] <crutchy> ~weather
[22:12:49] <exec> weather for 10Morwell (latrobe Valley Airport), VIC, Australia at 6:00 am (GMT+10) ~ 132 mins ago: temp: 104.1°C (39.4°F), dp: 104.1°C (39.4°F), press: 101029.9 mb (+0.2 mb/60 mins), humid: 10100%, wind: 100 km/h (0 mph) @ 100°
[22:38:38] <chromas> Dear Soylent: Today Facebook taught me that Cheetos are flammable and therefore made out of cardboard and 'chemicals'
[22:41:24] <chromas> //weather 99324
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[22:41:43] <chromas> //weather 99324
[22:41:45] <systemd> chromas: The current temperature in Walla Walla University, College Place, Washington is 84.9F (3:41 PM PDT on September 06, 2014). Conditions: Clear. Humidity: 25%. Dew Point: 44.6F. Pressure: 29.97 in 1015 hPa (Falling).
[22:42:22] <chromas> needs moar color
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[22:43:00] * chromas also lols at "University". Being a dick and charging out the ass does not a University make
[22:57:55] <crutchy> systemd, tama
[22:57:56] <systemd> crutchy: Shhh
[22:58:14] <crutchy> oh sorry tama is a state secret :p
[22:58:55] <crutchy> they do have it good eh
[22:59:47] <crutchy> infinite government guaranteed loans
[23:00:35] <crutchy> chromas, create a University of Chromas
[23:01:04] <crutchy> create university... get government guaranteed loans... ... profit!
[23:01:08] <chromas> Estea F. University
[23:01:25] <crutchy> there's no question mark in the 3rd spot cos you don't need to do anything :D
[23:01:25] <chromas> ^ (STFU)
[23:01:54] <crutchy> here we have Federation University
[23:01:57] <crutchy> FU
[23:02:00] <chromas> lol
[23:02:11] <chromas> The TV keeps advertising one called UTI
[23:02:19] <crutchy> and it was a recent name change from Monash University
[23:02:31] <chromas> Clearly not marketing to anyone in the medical industry
[23:02:31] <crutchy> who the fuck in their right mind would rename a university to FU?
[23:02:37] <crutchy> lol
[23:02:37] <ciri> i don't think it's that funny lol
[23:02:58] <chromas> I would, then not let anyone in
[23:03:10] <chromas> Or let them in but kick them out with no refund
[23:03:44] <crutchy> Monash University is pretty much a worldwide name brand in medical research. its like someone deciding to rename McDonald's to Furburgers
[23:04:32] <chromas> I like my burgers shaved, just like my clams
[23:04:50] <crutchy> i like my clams fresh and opened
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[23:10:12] <crutchy> ~gday Subsentient
[23:10:13] <exec> * crutchy unjustifiably cracks open a blagoblag of Soylent Green for Subsentient
[23:10:53] <Subsentient1> derp
[23:11:00] <Subsentient1> only here for a moment.
[23:11:04] <Subsentient1> $burrito crutchy
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[23:21:48] <stderr> https://twitter.com ... and sometimes there's a crappy layout that everyone hates. :-/
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[23:24:56] <crutchy> wtf are you doing on twitter?! its evil and should come with a warning. do you feel sick now?
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[23:26:02] <SpallsHurgenson> anything worth saying is worth saying in 140 characters or less :)
[23:26:18] * SpallsHurgenson rewrites all great works of fiction so they can be twitterized
[23:26:34] <stderr> crutchy: What am I _NOT_ doing on twitter? That's the real question. :-)
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[23:28:16] <crutchy> i was gunna say 'getting laid' but i'm not sure that's a wise assumption
[23:29:34] <crutchy> all the hottest, dumbest girls are likely on twitter, wet and ready
[23:30:00] <crutchy> as well as countless guys pretending to be girls *shudder*
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[23:32:03] * chromas signs up for twatter base on those last three statements
[23:33:24] <stderr> Just don't follow https://twitter.com That "guy" is crazy...
[23:33:25] <monopoly> ^ 03SoylentNews (SoylentNews) on Twitter
[23:33:36] <SpallsHurgenson> I must be getting old; hooking up with a dumb girl no longer sounds the least bit appealing
[23:34:00] <chromas> SpallsHurgenson: or guy pretending to be a dumb girl
[23:36:33] <chromas> suse-- for not having fish in repo
[23:36:33] <Bender> karma - suse: -1
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[23:55:51] <crutchy> poo
[23:56:01] <crutchy> s/o/e/g
[23:56:01] <SedBot9001> <crutchy> pee
[23:56:08] <crutchy> wb SedBot9001 :D
[23:59:06] <SedBot9001> Thanks, crutchy! It was a long vacation
[23:59:45] <stderr> SedBot9001: s/./💩/g
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