#Soylent | Logs for 2014-09-06

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[23:59:45] <stderr> SedBot9001: s/./πŸ’©/g
[23:59:06] <SedBot9001> Thanks, crutchy! It was a long vacation
[23:56:08] <crutchy> wb SedBot9001 :D
[23:56:01] <SedBot9001> <crutchy> pee
[23:56:01] <crutchy> s/o/e/g
[23:55:51] <crutchy> poo
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[23:36:33] <Bender> karma - suse: -1
[23:36:33] <chromas> suse-- for not having fish in repo
[23:34:00] <chromas> SpallsHurgenson: or guy pretending to be a dumb girl
[23:33:36] <SpallsHurgenson> I must be getting old; hooking up with a dumb girl no longer sounds the least bit appealing
[23:33:25] <monopoly> ^ 03SoylentNews (SoylentNews) on Twitter
[23:33:24] <stderr> Just don't follow https://twitter.com That "guy" is crazy...
[23:32:03] * chromas signs up for twatter base on those last three statements
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[23:30:00] <crutchy> as well as countless guys pretending to be girls *shudder*
[23:29:34] <crutchy> all the hottest, dumbest girls are likely on twitter, wet and ready
[23:28:16] <crutchy> i was gunna say 'getting laid' but i'm not sure that's a wise assumption
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[23:26:34] <stderr> crutchy: What am I _NOT_ doing on twitter? That's the real question. :-)
[23:26:18] * SpallsHurgenson rewrites all great works of fiction so they can be twitterized
[23:26:02] <SpallsHurgenson> anything worth saying is worth saying in 140 characters or less :)
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[23:24:56] <crutchy> wtf are you doing on twitter?! its evil and should come with a warning. do you feel sick now?
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[23:21:48] <stderr> https://twitter.com ... and sometimes there's a crappy layout that everyone hates. :-/
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[23:11:04] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at crutchy
[23:11:04] <Subsentient1> $burrito crutchy
[23:11:00] <Subsentient1> only here for a moment.
[23:10:53] <Subsentient1> derp
[23:10:13] <exec> * crutchy unjustifiably cracks open a blagoblag of Soylent Green for Subsentient
[23:10:12] <crutchy> ~gday Subsentient
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[23:04:50] <crutchy> i like my clams fresh and opened
[23:04:32] <chromas> I like my burgers shaved, just like my clams
[23:03:44] <crutchy> Monash University is pretty much a worldwide name brand in medical research. its like someone deciding to rename McDonald's to Furburgers
[23:03:10] <chromas> Or let them in but kick them out with no refund
[23:02:58] <chromas> I would, then not let anyone in
[23:02:37] <ciri> i don't think it's that funny lol
[23:02:37] <crutchy> lol
[23:02:31] <crutchy> who the fuck in their right mind would rename a university to FU?
[23:02:31] <chromas> Clearly not marketing to anyone in the medical industry
[23:02:19] <crutchy> and it was a recent name change from Monash University
[23:02:11] <chromas> The TV keeps advertising one called UTI
[23:02:00] <chromas> lol
[23:01:57] <crutchy> FU
[23:01:54] <crutchy> here we have Federation University
[23:01:25] <chromas> ^ (STFU)
[23:01:25] <crutchy> there's no question mark in the 3rd spot cos you don't need to do anything :D
[23:01:08] <chromas> Estea F. University
[23:01:04] <crutchy> create university... get government guaranteed loans... ... profit!
[23:00:35] <crutchy> chromas, create a University of Chromas
[22:59:47] <crutchy> infinite government guaranteed loans
[22:58:55] <crutchy> they do have it good eh
[22:58:14] <crutchy> oh sorry tama is a state secret :p
[22:57:56] <systemd> crutchy: Shhh
[22:57:55] <crutchy> systemd, tama
[22:43:00] * chromas also lols at "University". Being a dick and charging out the ass does not a University make
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[22:42:22] <chromas> needs moar color
[22:41:45] <systemd> chromas: The current temperature in Walla Walla University, College Place, Washington is 84.9F (3:41 PM PDT on September 06, 2014). Conditions: Clear. Humidity: 25%. Dew Point: 44.6F. Pressure: 29.97 in 1015 hPa (Falling).
[22:41:43] <chromas> //weather 99324
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[22:41:24] <chromas> //weather 99324
[22:38:38] <chromas> Dear Soylent: Today Facebook taught me that Cheetos are flammable and therefore made out of cardboard and 'chemicals'
[22:12:49] <exec> weather for 10Morwell (latrobe Valley Airport), VIC, Australia at 6:00 am (GMT+10) ~ 132 mins ago: temp: 104.1Β°C (39.4Β°F), dp: 104.1Β°C (39.4Β°F), press: 101029.9 mb (+0.2 mb/60 mins), humid: 10100%, wind: 100 km/h (0 mph) @ 100Β°
[22:12:45] <crutchy> ~weather
[21:51:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Secure Computing for Everybody - http://sylnt.us - does-'foolproof'-mean-backdoor-installed?
[21:32:25] <Bender> karma - coffee: 750
[21:32:25] <crutchy> coffee++
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[20:40:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Named Data Networking: Distribution Instead of Communication - http://sylnt.us - that's-a-lot-of-caching!
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[19:42:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Named Data Networking: Distribution instead of Communication - http://sylnt.us - that's-a-lot-of-caching!
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[18:13:41] <Bender> karma - coffee: 749
[18:13:41] <swiss> coffee--
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[18:10:05] <Bender> karma - 1: 0
[18:10:05] <Subsentient> 1--
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[18:10:01] <Subsentient> 1--
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[18:09:54] <Subsentient> --
[18:09:50] <Subsentient> .--
[18:09:41] <Subsentient> ~--
[18:09:34] <Subsentient> '--
[18:09:30] <Subsentient> ---
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[18:08:35] <Bender> karma - coffee: 750
[18:08:35] <ar> coffee--
[18:08:32] <ar> coffee---
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[17:50:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The U.S. Secret Plans to Economic Espionage - http://sylnt.us - tell-me-it's-not-so
[16:50:54] <Bender> karma - not_wearing_pants: 1
[16:50:54] <swiss> not_wearing_pants++
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[15:51:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How Advanced are We Earthlings? Here’s a Cosmic Yardstick - http://sylnt.us - are-those-imperial-or-metric-units?
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[15:35:22] <Bender> karma - coffee: 751
[15:35:22] <crutchy> coffee++
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[14:02:58] <Konomi> "Don't get drunk in the first place you idiots":
[14:02:51] <Konomi> felt like posting ot that article
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[14:01:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The World's Hangover Cure Finally Comes to the U.S. - http://sylnt.us - why-do-people-whisper-so-LOUD?
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[12:10:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - USAF Won't Allow Atheist to Reenlist Unless he Swears "So Help Me God" - http://sylnt.us - Whom-would-Jesus-bomb?
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[11:03:13] <chromas> that's racist, Holmes
[11:02:54] <Bender> karma - mud: 1
[11:02:54] <chromas> mud++
[11:02:22] <ar> why are you so obsessed with this black, tasteless sludge?
[11:01:40] <Bender> karma - coffee: 750
[11:01:40] <ar> coffee--
[10:55:43] <Bender> karma - coffee: 751
[10:55:43] <crutchy> coffee++
[10:55:32] <KonomiNetbook> damn humans ;p
[10:55:29] <Bender> karma - caffeine: 19
[10:55:29] <KonomiNetbook> caffeine++
[10:42:55] <Bender> karma - coffee: 750
[10:42:55] <crutchy> coffee++
[10:37:07] <Bender> karma - fishing: 6
[10:37:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> fishing++
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[10:09:10] <Bender> karma - coffee: 749
[10:09:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
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[09:20:48] <chromas> Shove it into the ocean
[09:20:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The American Southwest Faces a β€œMegadrought” within 100 Years - http://sylnt.us - so-damn-thirsty
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[08:53:11] <arti> she like yo gabagaba
[08:45:59] <monopoly> ^ 03Honest Trailers - Frozen - YouTube
[08:45:58] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[08:44:31] <crutchy> but at least my daughty likes it i guess
[08:44:15] <crutchy> frozen was marketing genius... and that's about it
[08:43:37] <crutchy> check out the honest trailer for it. pretty funny
[08:43:23] <swiss> at least, after having 2-3 drinks it was okay
[08:43:13] <swiss> everything up to that was okay
[08:43:07] <swiss> the ending was horrid
[08:43:03] <swiss> i'm sorry
[08:43:03] <crutchy> having a 5yo daughter doesnt help
[08:42:47] * crutchy has seen frozen too many times
[08:42:30] <crutchy> about the kursk sub and the uss forrestal
[08:42:14] <swiss> cause i hadn't seen it before, and the hype wore off enough for it to be enjoyable
[08:42:03] <swiss> i watched frozen
[08:41:47] <crutchy> watched a couple of docos earlier
[08:41:18] <crutchy> i'd watch a movie too but i can never decide
[08:40:20] <swiss> and its not that i can't stand. it's that standing makes me realize just how hard these hit me
[08:40:04] <swiss> watching a moive
[08:40:01] <swiss> laying down on the couch
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[08:05:47] <crutchy> where did you have them for them to affect your ability to stand?
[08:05:28] <crutchy> hmm
[07:58:47] <swiss> man, i stood up, did not realize how many hard lemonades I had
[07:54:27] <crutchy> ah
[07:54:22] <swiss> eating my irssi logs
[07:54:18] <swiss> mine's a nightly cron script
[07:54:03] <crutchy> i think arti uses mircstats but yeah looks similar
[07:53:24] <swiss> it's just pisg
[07:53:05] <crutchy> that ones a bit different to arti's but still cool :D
[07:52:46] <crutchy> nah nothin that fancy
[07:52:32] <monopoly> ^ 03#soylent @ SoylentNews stats by swiss
[07:52:32] <swiss> oh, so not like http://veryoblivio.us
[07:52:18] <crutchy> but for a bot
[07:52:11] <crutchy> just keeping track of what nicks in what channels. sort of like what xchat does
[07:51:25] <swiss> user tracking, wut
[07:50:19] <crutchy> trying to get a basic user tracking script working but kinda hard if i don't know exakery how it all works
[07:49:42] <crutchy> i'm learning about some irc shit
[07:48:46] <Subsentient> hi crutchy
[07:47:55] <crutchy> :)
[07:47:54] <crutchy> hi Subsentient
[07:41:58] <Subsentient> 0
[07:30:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Close Asteroid Pass this Weekend - http://sylnt.us - saw-it-coming
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[06:23:37] <crutchy> someone better at writing shit than me
[06:23:08] <crutchy> maybe someone should post it as a journal
[06:21:24] * crutchy copypastas chat log into a file for later
[06:19:36] <crutchy> SoylentNews... more than just news for nerds
[06:18:54] <crutchy> could even hook it into the irc network... oooh
[06:18:23] <crutchy> give more incentive to involvement than just venting/hornblowing/downtrodding/etc
[06:17:29] * crutchy wonders if soylent could 'borrow' the nation states model (maybe with some modifications) and embed it into the SN community/karma/mod/relationship systems
[06:16:53] <Subsentient> I hadn't thought of that, but that is a good thing huh.
[06:16:40] * aqu4 gives crutchy a cold can of beer
[06:16:40] <Subsentient> $beer crutchy
[06:16:23] * crutchy kinda likes one aspect of the nation states thing that it isn't driven by war or profit
[06:15:33] <crutchy> dammit all i can think of is civ type games, but i'm sure there's other things
[06:15:02] <ciri> hmmm thats a good question crutchy
[06:15:01] <crutchy> where you can form little sub-communities with your friends and build something
[06:14:26] <crutchy> maybe something like Subsentient's nation states thingy
[06:14:13] <crutchy> wouldn't want it to be too graphical so as to distract from website content. a community 'game' that sort of blends into the site
[06:12:35] <arti> epic pixel graphics
[06:12:32] <arti> oh there was a neat one in JS
[06:09:58] * crutchy is an online gaming noob :/
[06:09:04] <arti> go north?
[06:08:47] * crutchy wonders if the SN website could be integrated into some kind of mmorpg platform
[06:07:52] <crutchy> we would need to buy out linode just to keep up with the increase in loads being whacked into the tubes
[06:07:26] <Subsentient> "Assimilate me, please!"
[06:06:35] <crutchy> every man and his nerdy dog would be commenting everywhere to get hold of that
[06:06:21] <arti> lol
[06:06:15] <crutchy> ooh and the ultimate upgrade could be a marriage certificate with seven of nine
[06:06:05] <arti> boot extension, like that giant one in the simpsons
[06:05:13] <crutchy> ooh but then my green sword has been upgraded with the eye of circumventia... which beats your red sword by a power level of 2.5, so suck my boot extension upgrade, slave mutant!
[06:05:07] * arti waits for the drums
[06:04:46] * Subsentient throws lightning into the air
[06:04:17] <Subsentient> REPENT and KNEEL to your lord and god!
[06:04:07] <Subsentient> HERESY!
[06:03:54] <crutchy> red sword beats green... bow down to my supreme awesomeness :p
[06:03:46] <arti> projecting
[06:03:30] <crutchy> hell yeah we're all fickle nerds
[06:03:18] <crutchy> a golden avatar
[06:03:18] <arti> "your sword is now red"
[06:03:03] <arti> purely cosmetic
[06:02:53] <crutchy> or upgrades in irpg
[06:02:47] <arti> maybe a chocolate fountain
[06:02:30] <crutchy> or that too
[06:02:21] <arti> well you should be able to then trade some of those points for items from the store
[06:02:10] <crutchy> there's a whole bunch of metrics that could bee applied
[06:01:56] <crutchy> some function of karma, number of posts, length of membership/subscription, number of replies, etc
[06:01:14] <crutchy> maybe linked to the mod system
[06:01:06] <crutchy> i guess the intent would be to encourage commenting, but yeah it would need to be deesigned carefully so as not to encourage trolling/spamming
[06:00:10] <crutchy> karma that is capped at 50 is kind of a kill joy... you get to 50 and then what?
[06:00:08] <arti> "look, i got the longest post!"
[06:00:04] <arti> those could modify behavior
[05:59:48] <crutchy> or any sort of achievements really
[05:58:19] <arti> chilled ideally
[05:58:18] <crutchy> and pie
[05:58:12] <arti> also, punch should be available.
[05:58:01] <crutchy> ^^ TheMightyBuzzard ^^
[05:57:49] <crutchy> mrcoolbp, just flicking through that ars technica article, and i noticed commenters have ranks, which is pretty common in forums (i think its build into wordpress too, or one of those fairly popular thingys). shouldnt be too hard to implement ranks in slash. might encourage commenting under logged in name (rather than posting AC)
[05:53:15] <aqu4> I'll tell them in a PM next time I see 'em.
[05:53:15] <Subsentient> $tell Ethanol-fueled That Brave Little Toaster show video messed with my head. I was 6 years old last time I saw that show, and how I loved it. That show is indirectly responsible for me ending up the computer guy I am. Thanks for the memories, I didn't know I still had them.
[05:50:25] * Subsentient salutes the show that was strangely enough a critical motivator for him to take the life path he has
[05:41:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Silent on Supporting American Legislative Exchange Council - http://sylnt.us - pay-to-play
[05:38:22] <arti> more alcohol :D
[05:38:09] <Subsentient> Those memories have not been touched in my mind for years and years.
[05:37:51] <Subsentient> I was six years old. My god.
[05:37:40] <Subsentient> I can't believe how well I remember that show.
[05:37:31] <Subsentient> arti: Seriously weirded out.
[05:37:21] <Subsentient> heh
[05:36:11] <arti> wonder if it's aged well
[05:35:59] <arti> the hoovering of the cord
[05:35:56] <arti> i remember that
[05:35:45] * Subsentient freaks out
[05:35:36] <Subsentient> Last time I saw that, I was six years old.
[05:35:23] <Subsentient> I remember it all so well watching that video there,
[05:35:10] <Subsentient> I grew up on that Brave Little Toaster show.
[05:33:31] <crutchy> can't get enough of us awesome homies
[05:33:20] <crutchy> he'll be back
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[05:30:43] <Ethanol-fueled> BITING NIPPLES
[05:29:05] <exec> http://www.youtube.com
[05:29:04] <crutchy> i like trains
[05:26:46] <monopoly> ^ 03The Brave Little Toaster - Worthless (Original NTSC Restored) - YouTube
[05:26:45] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
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[05:16:16] <Bender> karma - systemd: -2
[05:16:16] <aqu4> systemd--
[05:15:57] <Bender> karma - systemd: -1
[05:15:57] <Subsentient> systemd--
[05:13:29] <arti> erst0r
[05:13:16] <Bender> karma - freebsd: 1
[05:13:16] <arti> freebsd++
[05:13:15] <crutchy> fucking beautiful weather outside and i'm on the couch
[05:13:08] <Bender> karma - fedora: 9
[05:13:08] <JamesNZ> fedora++
[05:13:05] <Bender> karma - coffee: 748
[05:13:05] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[05:12:19] <crutchy> g'day arti
[05:12:06] <arti> g'day
[05:11:55] <Bender> karma - tea: 52
[05:11:55] <arti> tea++
[05:11:52] <Bender> karma - coffee: 749
[05:11:52] <crutchy> coffee++
[05:11:52] <Bender> karma - coffee: 748
[05:11:52] <crutchy> coffee++
[05:11:45] <Bender> karma - coffee: 747
[05:11:45] <arti> coffee++
[05:11:40] <Bender> karma - coffee: 746
[05:11:40] <crutchy> coffee++
[05:10:36] <Subsentient> juggs: What's up?
[05:09:56] * juggs doesn't bother. Intelligence misplaced or overlooked. One of millions.
[05:06:06] * Subsentient counts to 30 seconds before he comes back
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[05:05:50] <Ethanol-fueled> SOD OFF!
[05:05:23] <aqu4> Subsentient: "<Ethanol-fueled>: the gerbils are behind it all. "
[05:05:23] <Subsentient> $replace Ethanol-fueled Jews^gerbils
[05:05:17] <aqu4> Failed to perform replace. No match found in user's last message.
[05:05:17] <Subsentient> $replace Ethanol-fueled me^in the gerbils
[05:05:15] <Ethanol-fueled> the Jews are behind it all.
[05:05:05] <Ethanol-fueled> You all don't believe me.
[05:05:02] <Bender> karma - subsentient: 8
[05:05:02] <arti> Subsentient++
[05:04:53] <monopoly> ^ 03Victor Wooten - playing with the broken string bass. Incredible! - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[05:04:53] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.youtube.com
[05:04:50] <aqu4> Subsentient: "<Ethanol-fueled>: the gerbils are behind it all/ "
[05:04:50] <Subsentient> $replace Ethanol-fueled jews^gerbils
[05:04:36] <Ethanol-fueled> the jews are behind it all/
[05:04:24] <Ethanol-fueled> awww,. yeah
[05:04:21] <Subsentient> juggs: We are the Borg. You will be assimSegmentation Fault (core dumped)
[05:02:50] <arti> greetings mr coinblatt
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[05:02:26] <arti> also tortillas
[05:02:20] <arti> you need to harvest life units from younglings
[05:02:14] <Subsentient> juggs: What?
[05:02:04] <arti> that's how it works juggs
[05:01:57] * juggs dies a little
[05:01:40] <arti> great, redbull commercial to the dome
[05:01:25] <Subsentient> The hamsterdance song. It gives you wings.
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[05:00:47] <arti> fantastic, godspeed sir
[05:00:34] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHAHHHEHEHEHEHHOOOHOOOHO
[05:00:27] <Ethanol-fueled> buy buy guys: I'm flying high!
[04:59:05] <aqu4> Title for page http://www.youtube.com "Hampton the Hamster &quot;The Hamsterdance Song&quot; - YouTube"
[04:59:03] <Subsentient> $title http://www.youtube.com
[04:58:58] <aqu4> Failed to connect to retrieve page title.
[04:58:58] <Subsentient> $title https://www.youtube.com
[04:58:35] <Ethanol-fueled> Let's JAM!
[04:58:31] <monopoly> ^ 03Victor Wooten - playing with the broken string bass. Incredible! - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[04:58:30] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.youtube.com
[04:58:20] <Ethanol-fueled> suck my dick, niggers.
[04:58:05] * aqu4 gives arti a cold can of beer
[04:58:05] <Subsentient> $beer arti
[04:57:57] <ciri> me too, smoke time! arti
[04:57:57] <arti> brb
[04:57:56] <arti> i might have a beer too
[04:57:48] <arti> sup man
[04:57:47] * Subsentient is amused
[04:57:36] <Ethanol-fueled> PBTHHTHTHTHT
[04:56:49] <Ethanol-fueled> COCKSUCKS.
[04:56:28] * Subsentient farted
[04:56:13] <Ethanol-fueled> BUG OFF, ya bloody SOD.
[04:55:51] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at Ethanol-fueled
[04:55:51] <Subsentient> $burrito Ethanol-fueled
[04:55:48] <monopoly> ^ 03Victor Wooten - playing with the broken string bass. Incredible! - YouTube
[04:55:48] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.youtube.com
[04:55:37] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHA
[04:55:34] <Ethanol-fueled> aye ya fokkers
[04:54:53] <Subsentient> yad'g
[04:54:46] <arti> g'day
[04:54:35] <Subsentient> \o
[04:54:07] <arti> o/
[04:51:03] <aqu4> I got heads.
[04:51:02] * aqu4 flips a shiney Soviet palladium coin on "is Ethanol-fueled fueled drunk enough?"
[04:51:02] <Subsentient> $coin is Ethanol-fueled fueled drunk enough?
[04:48:28] <monopoly> ^ 03Victor Wooten - playing with the broken string bass. Incredible! - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[04:48:28] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.youtube.com
[04:48:12] <Ethanol-fueled> We ran the hamsters under the ground, and there was the bubonic plague
[04:47:36] * juggs watches
[04:47:35] <Ethanol-fueled> Gerbils were legal in Flagastaff, AZ
[04:46:41] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: Fear the gerbils
[04:46:01] <Ethanol-fueled> FUCKING WAASTED
[04:45:48] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: How goes it?
[04:45:31] <Ethanol-fueled> Black Man Jam
[04:45:14] <Ethanol-fueled> far beyond gone.
[04:45:12] <JamesNZ> \o Subsentient
[04:45:07] <Ethanol-fueled> subsentient: I am far beyong done.
[04:44:26] * aqu4 gives Ethanol-fueled a cold can of beer
[04:44:25] <Subsentient> $beer Ethanol-fueled
[04:44:18] <Ethanol-fueled> now lets listen to niggers play the bass guitar. BAN ETHANOL!
[04:44:17] <aqu4> Sat 2014-09-06 04:44:09 AM UTC
[04:44:17] <Subsentient> $time
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[04:43:42] <Ethanol-fueled> nyum nyum.
[04:43:35] <Ethanol-fueled> mmm, vietnamese
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[04:38:36] * juggs feels old
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[04:33:51] <Bender> karma - juggs: 18
[04:33:51] <chromas> juggs++ for wisdom
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[04:28:16] <juggs> I went for a smoke - all the better to allow enough rope to hang or to self-terminate. I'm not going to jump all around killing things. This is irc - the only thing that feeds trolls is twitchy ircops.
[04:22:14] <chromas> Maybe you responded too slowly and he got bored
[04:22:06] <chromas> Yeah
[04:21:56] <juggs> guess he walked. c'est la vie. Works for me, I'd rather not impose bans.
[04:16:38] <chromas> (with absolutely everything missing the cache)
[04:16:26] <chromas> it's kind of amusing to tail the squid log and see all the things that keep updating
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[04:07:06] <Ethanol-fueled> DO IT
[04:06:50] <Ethanol-fueled> sod off, faggot, I'm going to be walked out at this point.
[04:03:00] <juggs> Ethanol-fueled, your choice at this point... walk out or be walked out,
[04:02:39] <Ethanol-fueled> SUCK ME OFF, FAGGOTS!
[04:02:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Ptt-t--t--tbft=bft-bft
[04:02:10] <Ethanol-fueled> cocksuckers, You will barf-pout
[04:01:44] <monopoly> ^ 03Top Gun Intro + Danger Zone - YouTube
[04:01:43] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[04:01:29] <Ethanol-fueled> BAHAHAHHAHAHAA'
[04:01:25] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuck off, cogsugs, ,we wil TAKE YOU OUT ON THE MAINLAND
[04:00:11] <monopoly> ^ 03Top Gun Intro + Danger Zone - YouTube
[04:00:11] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[03:59:59] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHHAHA
[03:59:56] <Ethanol-fueled> SOD off fuckfaces
[03:59:48] <monopoly> ^ 03Top Gun Intro + Danger Zone - YouTube
[03:59:47] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
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[03:55:58] <Ethanol-fueled> aw, let's not follow those assholes
[03:54:24] <monopoly> ^ 03Five shitty movies that everyone loves.
[03:54:23] <chromas> http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net
[03:53:59] <Ethanol-fueled> Hold on, I'm going to have to investiate thsi.
[03:53:49] <juggs> Ethanol-fueled, I think you are having a flash back to Top Gun
[03:53:25] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled: the good danger zone? Or the one with Val Kilmer & co oiling up and playing grabass?
[03:52:35] <Ethanol-fueled> This is the DANGER ZONE
[03:52:23] <Bender> karma - youtube: -2
[03:52:23] <chromas> youtube-- for throwing an error and crapping out mid-video
[03:52:20] <monopoly> ^ 03The Brave Little Toaster - Cutting Edge - YouTube
[03:52:20] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[03:52:00] <chromas> and that one, which is the same
[03:51:58] <Ethanol-fueled> Yarrrrrrgh
[03:51:56] * chromas remembers that movie
[03:51:48] <monopoly> ^ 03The Brave Little Toaster - Cutting Edge - YouTube
[03:51:47] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[03:51:34] <Ethanol-fueled> No, that not it.
[03:51:21] <monopoly> ^ 03The Brave Little Toaster - Cutting Edge - YouTube
[03:51:20] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[03:50:37] <Ethanol-fueled> AMerifat gu here.
[03:50:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - David Lowery has Seen the Future of Digital Broadcasting and he is not Pleased - http://sylnt.us - what-the-world-needs-now
[03:50:04] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled: there's always the ## channel for the less family-oriented speakage
[03:49:53] <juggs> you wouldn't and neither would I.
[03:49:13] <Ethanol-fueled> ut-oh, juggs is gonna boot me.
[03:48:58] <Ethanol-fueled> I hold the fist to you white niggers.
[03:48:46] * juggs watches
[03:48:32] <Ethanol-fueled> Pbffbfbbfbfbf
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[03:36:21] <juggs> the early riser gets then bites or some such
[03:35:50] <Bender> karma - 24h: 1
[03:35:50] <chromas> 24h++
[03:35:45] <chromas> and /pm//
[03:35:38] <exec> <chromas> <exec> Friday, 5 September 2014 @ 22:35 pm CDT - Ada, OK
[03:35:37] <chromas> exec: s/10/22/
[03:35:16] <exec> Friday, 5 September 2014 @ 10:35 pm CDT - Ada, OK
[03:35:14] <crutchy> ~time TheMightyBuzzard
[03:35:09] <crutchy> cheers mate
[03:34:51] <chromas> perly dreams
[03:33:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> well i'll leave you lot to it then. just checking in before bed. fishing comes mighty early if you don't want to be out in the heat.
[03:31:52] <Bender> karma - ciri: 6
[03:31:52] <crutchy> ciri++
[03:31:42] <Bender> karma - compricated_pran: 1
[03:31:42] <crutchy> compricated_pran++
[03:30:56] * crutchy is trying to get ~help working again. damn tilde in wikis
[03:30:19] <crutchy> yeah. there wasn't even anything shoved in it
[03:29:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> nothin i ain't seen before then
[03:29:38] <crutchy> nah. natalie portman came on and posted a fanny pic but that was about it
[03:28:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> i miss anything good?
[03:28:42] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[03:27:11] <juggs> swiss, IS IT HERE YET!!!!!!!!!!!!
[03:25:27] <juggs> o.O
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[03:23:19] <Ethanol-fueled> we must maintain the truth, however ugly it be, from liberal cocksuckers.
[03:22:47] <Ethanol-fueled> we're under attack from Reddit Faggots.
[03:22:17] <Ethanol-fueled> shit, it will probably expand out to 4/3 its present size, we're gonna have to start talking about 5/6 shit here.
[03:20:15] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh, well, shit...you're right. Aint nobody gonna read an 8-page monolith
[03:18:49] <Ethanol-fueled> ah yeah, you're right though.
[03:18:31] <Ethanol-fueled> ou have to read it BEFORE you parse for length!
[03:17:44] <crutchy> that was my initial reaction, but i ended up reading anyway
[03:17:20] <Ethanol-fueled> thought about splitting it, since TL;Dr
[03:17:02] <crutchy> long one
[03:16:59] <crutchy> nice journal post :)
[03:16:44] <crutchy> aye focker!
[03:16:39] <Ethanol-fueled> 'sup.
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[03:15:31] <swiss> nope :(
[03:15:28] <juggs> swiss, IS IT HERE YET!!!!!!!!!!!!
[03:14:33] <juggs> Landon, IME going back about 20 years in the bike world, when uncrateing (is that a word) and assembling we used to get everything out of the crate and leave it near a vent for day or two as the stench was unworkable. Got nasty when we had a rush on and were building up 6 or 7 a day - probably explains the state of my brain now. Either that or the tri-chloroethane we used to use for washing engine parts.
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[03:08:10] <Landon> (after getting a car in so new that they peel the plastic wrap off the interior bits)
[03:07:46] <Landon> juggs: I've seen a few AMAs from dealership folk that suggest they leave the doors open for a day and don't dare get in until that point
[03:07:16] <juggs> Landon, no doubt. I prefer my conveyances old and smelling of cabbage farts.
[03:07:03] <swiss> and calling to complain tomorrow
[03:07:00] <swiss> idk, if he's not here in 25 mins (he supposedly would have got off work 1:05 ago) I'm heading out camping
[03:05:59] <swiss> they started assembly after I bought it
[03:05:37] <crutchy> can always write down the odometer number before you leave the dealership
[03:04:46] <swiss> i'm not happy that i got no call, and no delivery so far
[03:04:23] <swiss> oh, right
[03:04:20] <Landon> mmmmm mmmm
[03:04:18] <Landon> I hear they have some intense plastic fumes when you take off the wrap
[03:03:49] <juggs> just not quite right, hence the dealer test and a few miles on the clock. Back when I was doing it, that was the norm - no idea now, mebbe they just zero the clock and deliver.
[03:03:48] <juggs> all new vehicles have a few dealer miles on as they have to assemble from the crate then add fluids then take around the block to make sure nothing is obviously wrong (pissing fluids etc.) - unless the odometer is reset it shouldn't be more than a handful of miles to get up to working temp + delivery miles. Believe me, you don't want a bike with just delivery miles on it - taking these things out of the crate and assembling them, sometimes shit is
[02:56:41] <swiss> the flatbed was taken for the next 4-5 days, and would have charged me extra
[02:56:22] <swiss> and i'm gonna get another bike
[02:56:14] <swiss> if it has more than 6 miles on it, he's gonna get an earful
[02:56:07] <swiss> juggs: i live 6 miles away
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[02:47:21] <juggs> swiss, if I were having a brand new bike delivered I'd want it to arrive on the back of a flat bed not delivered by some yahoo dealer monkey who's ragged the ass off it on the way.
[02:42:08] <swiss> every time i hear a high revving thing i'm going "IS THAT IT"
[02:41:29] <swiss> nope, my powerlevel isn't that high
[02:40:53] <crutchy> does your bike look like this: http://www.xboxachievements.com
[02:40:34] <swiss> i'm super jumpy, and making up any excuse in my head for it to sound like a ninja 300
[02:40:17] <swiss> i just got excited thinking I heard it, but it was just a neighbor leaving their house
[02:39:47] <ciri> lol that's funny!
[02:39:46] <juggs> lol - I think Spalls finds engine talk dull - I'm sure I've noticed him bail out several times when the subject comes up. We can be complete bores I suppose :D
[02:39:29] <swiss> esp cause I could be camping right now
[02:39:06] <swiss> but if the dude forgot that he needs to drop this off tonight, i'm gonna be super pissed
[02:38:38] <swiss> :(
[02:38:37] <swiss> that bike sounded like it was getting closer, but it was heading away I tihink
[02:38:11] <juggs> carbs were fun - change the jets, reprofile the slide needle - all this is lost with fuel injection. Same shit though just a different delivery means.
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[02:37:01] <swiss> fuckyeah fuel injection
[02:36:54] <swiss> also, fuel injected!
[02:36:50] <juggs> guess braking tech moved on :D
[02:36:49] <swiss> juggs: decent acceleration, but consistant power
[02:36:25] <chromas> crutchy: you might just have to refresh after you switch it
[02:36:23] <swiss> juggs: yeah
[02:36:14] <juggs> swiss, lol. Looks like a revvy little number. Reminds me of my Yamaha 350 ypvs days. Am I reading these specs right - single front disc?
[02:36:13] <swiss> I CANT
[02:36:00] <Bender> karma - chillax: 1
[02:36:00] <crutchy> chillax++
[02:35:55] <crutchy> dunno what's goin on there
[02:35:48] <crutchy> when i flick through the SN themes i seem to have to apply twice to get it to change
[02:35:43] <swiss> THIS IS KILLING ME
[02:35:21] <swiss> but it's just vehicles on the nearby road
[02:35:14] <swiss> i keep imagining i hear the bike coming
[02:34:39] <crutchy> maybe the dealer read E-F's journal article
[02:34:13] <swiss> but i'm afraid the dude forgot, which would be top tier shitty service
[02:34:01] <swiss> fewer people see
[02:33:49] <swiss> exactly
[02:33:43] <crutchy> better to crash it going out your own driveway than the dealers driveway
[02:33:41] <swiss> so as part of the sale, the sales rep is supposed to drop it off about now, and i'll give him a ride back
[02:33:14] <swiss> i didn't want to drive the bike home from the dealership cause i have 0 road experience
[02:32:52] <chromas> well then it's farther east than you :)
[02:32:33] <swiss> chromas: pretty well known that I'm in LA area
[02:32:30] <crutchy> yeah penut butter is what you coveer your balls with if you have a pet dog to make it....
[02:32:24] <SpallsHurgenson> I didn't get nothin'; I had to pay $50 and pick up the garbage
[02:32:22] <swiss> juggs: i kept feeling bad buying a used bike, so I decided to buy a new bike and feel bad about money instead
[02:32:15] <aqu4> because peanut butter.
[02:32:11] <chromas> swiss: that means it's in the southwest us
[02:32:01] <swiss> why would you do that
[02:31:54] * aqu4 covers swiss' motorcycle in peanut butter
[02:31:45] * crutchy looks up to make sure he doesn't get hit by impending motorcycle drop
[02:31:40] <swiss> 2014 ninja 300
[02:31:35] <juggs> what you get?
[02:31:35] <chromas> ooh, pancakes, flapjacks, hotcakes and griddlecakes
[02:31:22] <swiss> it's supposed to get dropped off right about now
[02:31:13] * swiss waits anxiously for his motorcycle
[02:30:46] <crutchy> ooh i have pancakes?!
[02:30:29] * Subsentient eats the glowballs and craps out the rubbery chunks on crutchy's pancakes
[02:29:31] * juggs puts hat straight again :P
[02:29:19] <exec> * crutchy fanatically hurls a bathtub of glowballs at Subsentient
[02:29:18] <crutchy> ~g'day Subsentient
[02:29:10] * juggs tips hat to Subsentient
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[02:28:45] <monopoly> ^ 03SoylentNews: SoylentNews is people
[02:28:44] <crutchy> same thing in bing: http://www.soylentnews.org
[02:28:39] <chromas> I guess google has paid services as well
[02:28:25] <chromas> That's right, MS is the relative good guy now
[02:28:19] <monopoly> ^ 03302 Moved ( http://soylentnews.org )
[02:28:18] <crutchy> here's the top google search result for soylentnews: https://www.google.com
[02:28:16] <chromas> plus ms makes money doing other things besides targetted advertising
[02:27:34] <crutchy> at least bing doesn't obfuscate the results urls
[02:27:12] <Bender> karma - bing: 1
[02:27:12] <crutchy> bing++
[02:25:04] <Bender> karma - pussy: 1
[02:25:04] <chromas> pussy++
[02:25:02] <Bender> karma - cats: 1
[02:25:02] <chromas> cats++
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[02:23:48] <Lagg> Probably dumb.
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[02:23:40] <Lagg> Ada is weird, and possibly dumb.
[02:23:28] <Lagg> My cat gets annoyed if you don't pet her there when she wants you to
[02:23:24] <chromas> My mom's cat used to be like that. I think it was abused in its past life. Didn't like people picking her up until I made her like it
[02:23:16] <SpallsHurgenson> it's not my fault; it's such a big target it's hard to miss :)
[02:22:37] <SpallsHurgenson> naw, it's cause I touched her tummy. She's sensitive about that.
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[02:21:53] <chromas> Any tail flopping in between?
[02:21:12] <SpallsHurgenson> I wonder if I can give her growling lessons
[02:21:05] <SpallsHurgenson> I wish my cat knew how to growl... she goes from playful-purr to rip-my-hand-off angry without warning
[02:20:36] <chromas> must be an asp Special Edition file
[02:20:04] <exec> [wikipedia] 3Aspx: ASP.NET is an open source[1] server-side Web application framework designed for Web development to produce dynamic Web pages. It was developed by Microsoft to allow programmers to build dynamic web si...
[02:19:58] <chromas> ~define aspx
[02:19:04] <mrcoolbp> noep
[02:18:48] <chromas> or larned to spel
[02:18:27] <chromas> bright red. Ain't never seen no birght cherry
[02:18:27] <SpallsHurgenson> because of Satan
[02:18:27] <Subsentient> Because chlorine makes everything taste bettter.
[02:18:09] <chromas> why do cupcakes and stuff have cherries that look like they're bleached?
[02:17:56] <SpallsHurgenson> bad chromas!
[02:17:49] <chromas> speaking of cherries
[02:17:48] <Bender> karma - bing: 0
[02:17:48] <SpallsHurgenson> bing--
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[02:17:43] <SpallsHurgenson> no!
[02:17:37] <Bender> karma - bing: 1
[02:17:37] <chromas> bing++
[02:17:24] * mrcoolbp whacks SpallsHurgenson
[02:17:10] <SpallsHurgenson> Yes.
[02:17:02] <chromas> Does that make me bad?
[02:16:47] <chromas> I search with Bing and get points and buy xbl points with it
[02:15:55] <SpallsHurgenson> can I pay with XBoxLive points? :-)
[02:14:59] <chromas> Not sure if it works for google wallet but I can buy stuff from google store with my phone balance
[02:14:23] <chromas> cool
[02:14:12] <mrcoolbp> chromas: we haven't gotten to Google wallet yet, but we are working on crypto payments and they should be here soon
[02:13:41] * chromas wonders about google wallet
[02:13:15] <SpallsHurgenson> huh, still requires a PayPal Account. Sorry.
[02:13:12] <chromas> poor poutine. Like EF, he's got some good ideas
[02:12:34] <mrcoolbp> chromas: your money is better spent buying a few years subscription
[02:12:33] <Bender> karma - poutine: -355
[02:12:33] <chromas> poutine-- mug
[02:12:10] <chromas> Maybe I should go get a prepaid card and buy something
[02:12:06] <mrcoolbp> about $100 earned, about 25 orders (including some staff)
[02:11:48] <chromas> 'cause there's no law that says only perl scripts can read the db…or is there?
[02:11:33] <mrcoolbp> chromas: actually, it's been kind of a flop so far TBH
[02:11:24] <chromas> maybe crutchy could whip up a php script to pull stats from the db for bots to use; last uid etc
[02:10:46] <exec> <chromas> I know. Any updates on that? Moar buyers?
[02:10:45] <chromas> s/d/y/
[02:10:40] <mrcoolbp> sub-based one is do-able I'd imagine, but you'd have to pester paulej72 or TheMightyBuzzard, and I already work them like dogs
[02:10:35] <chromas> I know. And updates on that? Moar buyers?
[02:10:06] <mrcoolbp> oh I meant for the store
[02:09:54] <chromas> what we need is another bot to handle it
[02:09:44] <chromas> but yeah
[02:09:42] <chromas> the subscription one should be easy because you already have the database
[02:08:58] <mrcoolbp> chromas: that is probably not worth the effort logistacally
[02:07:49] <chromas> "Every cent counts, now here's another EF gem..."
[02:07:31] <SpallsHurgenson> *ding!*
[02:07:30] <chromas> It could be like a begathon
[02:07:15] <chromas> Bender needs to announce whenever someone buys something or subscribes :D
[02:06:59] <chromas> hey
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[02:05:49] * mrcoolbp adds buttons to the store (not really)
[02:03:39] <Bender> karma - buttons: 1
[02:03:39] <chromas> buttons++
[01:54:15] <Bender> karma - coffee: 745
[01:54:15] <crutchy> coffee++
[01:50:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Toddler's Hot-Car Death Shows Key Role of Digital Evidence - http://sylnt.us - mud-on-our-shoes
[01:46:56] <arti> Ethanol-Fueled Foundation Transforming Humans And Tarantulas
[01:46:11] <arti> EFF THAT
[01:46:00] * arti o.o
[01:36:41] <chromas> I think there was also 7 and 12. One was naughty
[01:36:31] * chromas wonders how many chans there are
[01:35:53] <crutchy> that's 4chan
[01:32:41] <chromas> Ethanol-Fueled-Foundation
[01:30:59] <crutchy> might add that last one to the wiki talk page thingy
[01:30:29] <monopoly> ^ 03Best Practices for Online Service Providers | Electronic Frontier Foundation
[01:30:28] <crutchy> https://www.eff.org
[01:30:01] <monopoly> ^ 04Wiki: 03Do Not Track legislation: Do Not Track is a term that refers to a series of policy proposals that protects users’ right to choose whether or not to be tracked by third-party websites. It is often called the online version of "Do Not Call".[1] There are strong a...
[01:30:00] <crutchy> http://en.wikipedia.org
[01:07:55] <mrcoolbp> lol
[01:06:21] <crutchy> oops wrong chan
[01:05:57] <crutchy> ~help
[01:05:48] <SpallsHurgenson> it's not very fast paced though, but that's an intentional reflection of the relaxed pace of the cuban lifestyle and... ooh, titties!
[01:04:43] <mrcoolbp> cool
[01:04:13] <SpallsHurgenson> yeah, maybe a bit less comic (and far more gory)
[01:03:34] <mrcoolbp> more or less
[01:03:27] <mrcoolbp> It looks like "Shaun of the Dead" in spanish
[01:03:24] <SpallsHurgenson> it's a Spanish zombie-movie set in Cuba. Low-budget, very dry humor, bloody, clever and enjoyable
[01:02:15] <crutchy> the title kinda rings a bell
[01:02:02] <SpallsHurgenson> it's surprisingly good (and funny)
[01:01:50] * mrcoolbp watches trailer
[01:00:44] <SpallsHurgenson> tonight's movie: Juan of the Dead
[00:57:55] <mrcoolbp> thanks for that crutchy
[00:56:12] <crutchy> marmite: the 3rd shit
[00:55:44] <crutchy> if you've ever taken a dump, eaten it, shit it out again and then eaten it, it tastes like what comes out at the end
[00:53:53] <JamesNZ> Hmm, never tasted marmite.
[00:53:53] * crutchy spanks Konomi
[00:53:14] <Bender> karma - vegemite: 1
[00:53:14] <crutchy> vegemite++
[00:52:31] <Konomi> it's right below the retard group
[00:52:10] <crutchy> vegemite is a national food group
[00:51:14] <crutchy> marmite <<<<<<<<<<< vegemite
[00:46:53] <crutchy> vegemite will put hair on your chest; especially if you're female
[00:36:32] <SpallsHurgenson> I may have to "tsk" a third time to show the extent of my disappointment then :)
[00:35:25] <JamesNZ> SpallsHurgenson: I'm rebellious like that ;)
[00:34:49] <SpallsHurgenson> oh JamesNZ, tsk tsk
[00:34:36] <juggs> I think it's the same tarry shit we have here as Marmite - yeast extract evilness in a jar
[00:33:35] <SpallsHurgenson> ever eat poodle shit? same thing :)
[00:33:30] * JamesNZ likes vegemite
[00:33:20] <chromas> never had vegemite
[00:33:19] <juggs> it's fine just top that spaghetti wth a shaving of snail's liver and you'll restore your karma
[00:33:17] <ciri> hahaha
[00:33:16] <chromas> lol
[00:32:49] <SpallsHurgenson> I'll be stuck eating pot noodles and vegemite throughout eternity
[00:32:23] <SpallsHurgenson> it is true evil. I'm pretty sure I won't go into culinary heaven because of this
[00:31:10] <chromas> or touch noses with whover got the other end
[00:31:01] <chromas> I guess you can't roll them up onto the fork if they're short
[00:30:54] * SpallsHurgenson waits for the white helicopters of the cooking police to surround his home
[00:30:45] * chromas breaks 'em into thirds
[00:30:38] <chromas> oh shit is that heinous?
[00:30:24] <SpallsHurgenson> I snapped the spaghetti in half before putting it in the pot
[00:30:01] <SpallsHurgenson> worse!
[00:29:54] <chromas> __________?
[00:29:45] <chromas> oh wait, unspeakable
[00:29:41] <chromas> prepackaged food?
[00:28:32] * SpallsHurgenson performs an unspeakably heinous culinary crime
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[00:18:11] <chromas> They all must wear a car tree or leaf freshener too, as a badge
[00:04:37] <SpallsHurgenson> it only works on Putin if you imagine he is wearing the apron without a shirt on beneath :)
[00:03:44] <SpallsHurgenson> it's just as funny an image if you use Kim Jong-un :)
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