#Soylent | Logs for 2014-09-05

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[00:27:28] * SpallsHurgenson returns from his last scheduled "beach day" and declares summer is officially over (ignore what the calendar and the weather might say to you otherwise :)
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[01:02:52] <chromas> The weather says "brrr"
[01:03:13] <chromas> at least, when the sun's switched ogg
[01:03:19] <chromas> off vorbis
[01:04:10] <Subsentient> ogg vorlon
[01:04:19] <Subsentient> Like ogg vorbis, but more cryptic.
[01:05:09] <mrcoolbp> *more* cryptic?!?!
[01:15:44] * SpallsHurgenson tries to remember the name of the movie he had decided to to watch
[01:18:22] <Subsentient> SpallsHurgenson: Babylon 5, In The Beginning?
[01:19:21] <SpallsHurgenson> oh god, no. I love B5, just don't make me actually WATCH it :)
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[01:31:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - DARPA Develops Implants that Treat Diseases and Depression Without Medication - http://sylnt.us - half-man-half-machine
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[02:11:49] <chromas> dammit; accidentally clicked a fixya link
[02:11:52] <chromas> fixya--
[02:11:52] <Bender> karma - fixya: -1
[02:14:03] <Konomi> ha
[02:14:06] <Konomi> fixya--
[02:14:06] <Bender> karma - fixya: -2
[02:14:09] <Konomi> I'll help with that
[02:14:13] <Konomi> freaking awful website
[02:14:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> beer++
[02:14:39] <Bender> karma - beer: 13
[02:26:28] <chromas> one of many websites that should be blacklisted from muh search results
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[02:28:27] * SpallsHurgenson watches the Destiny live-action trailer and wonders why there is (apparently) air on the moon and why gravity seems to be earth-normal there.
[02:29:52] <chromas> 'cause they're copying the original faked moon landing
[02:30:30] <SpallsHurgenson> it could also be, "an alien did it", since apparently Mars and Venus have been terraformed too
[02:32:17] <chromas> Those're spaceships
[02:32:31] <chromas> http://www.veoh.com
[02:32:57] * chromas kicks brokenopoly
[02:32:58] <SpallsHurgenson> that just raises even more questions!
[02:33:10] <chromas> ^ Invader Zim: Battle of the Planets
[02:33:35] * SpallsHurgenson helps chromas abuse the bot
[02:34:05] <monopoly> takes it like a bot
[02:34:17] <chromas> oops; that weren't an action
[02:36:06] <SpallsHurgenson> does this mean we get to abuse the bot some more?
[02:36:19] * SpallsHurgenson hoists a heavy wrench meaningfully
[02:36:22] <chromas> go fir it
[02:36:41] * monopoly opens burrito receptacle but cowers
[02:36:43] * SpallsHurgenson jams a fir tree up the bot's... erm... hmmm
[02:37:01] <SpallsHurgenson> this bot is not anatomically correct!
[02:37:28] <chromas> "Hey, Grizwold! Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?"
[02:38:34] <SpallsHurgenson> it's a shame they never made any sequels to the first two National Lampoon "Vacation" movies :)
[02:39:44] <chromas> Yeah, staying at home doesn't count as a vacation
[02:40:05] <SpallsHurgenson> now, going to the beach on the other hand... say, did I mention I went to the beach today?
[02:42:45] <chromas> National Spalls Hurgenson Vacation
[02:43:26] <SpallsHurgenson> now with 21.866% more pratfalls!
[02:45:16] * chromas remembers Pratfall: the Mayan Adventure
[02:45:41] <SpallsHurgenson> argh! crocodile flashbacks!
[02:45:52] * SpallsHurgenson cowers in the corner
[02:47:55] * chromas recalls that it appeard to use the exact same engine as Earthworm Jim
[02:48:12] <SpallsHurgenson> oh... that one. I was talking about the original :)
[02:48:34] <SpallsHurgenson> damn it, just gave myself more crocodile flashbacks. Those giant snapping mouths <shudder>
[02:49:09] * chromas has the PC version so disc is also an audio cd with all the music
[02:49:29] <SpallsHurgenson> ooooh :)
[02:51:52] <SpallsHurgenson> then again, I sort of liked MIDI :)
[02:56:16] <chromas> I didn't have many games that used the sound card synth. I think the Descent demo on Cyberia was the only one I can recall
[02:57:02] <chromas> Several sound card drivers worked but a couple would slow down at certain points which kind of made the music even better
[02:57:23] * SpallsHurgenson remembers fondly the heyday of DOS Soundcards :)
[02:57:48] <SpallsHurgenson> Adlib, Soundblaster, Pro-Audio Spectrum, Thunderboard, Covox, Gravis... good times :)
[02:58:14] * chromas had an MWave :/
[02:58:31] <SpallsHurgenson> wasn't that a rebranded Ensoniq PCI card?
[02:58:49] <SpallsHurgenson> (to the Internet!)
[02:58:55] <chromas> dunno but it was also a modem
[02:59:13] <chromas> ah maybe it was
[02:59:51] <chromas> but I think it was ISA
[02:59:51] <SpallsHurgenson> hmmm... no... IBM apparently
[03:00:03] <chromas> 1996 or so
[03:00:10] <SpallsHurgenson> I must have missed out on that one :)
[03:00:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Using the DMCA to Stop Discussion of the DMCA - http://sylnt.us - under-penalty-of-perjury
[03:07:37] * SpallsHurgenson dreams a little dream when the DMCA is modified so it is perjury not only to claim to represent a client in a copyright case, but also to claim copyright on material they do not own
[03:09:45] <SpallsHurgenson> that will be a happy day, filled with merriment and balloons and pink unicorns
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[03:13:31] <chromas> yeah, claim to represent is kind of useless. Maybe it was right the first time and someone tweaked it slightly before you left before I finished typing
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[05:55:26] <Subsentient> $coin is chromas going to be jealous?
[05:55:26] * aqu4 flips a bubblegum covered penny on "is chromas going to be jealous?"
[05:55:27] <aqu4> I got heads.
[05:56:06] <chromas> aqu4: from who?
[05:56:12] <chromas> aqu4: s/s//
[05:56:13] <exec> <chromas> <aqu4> I got head.
[05:56:33] <Subsentient> $replace chromas who^whom
[05:56:33] <aqu4> Failed to perform replace. No match found in user's last message.
[05:56:39] <Subsentient> ah yes, ignored.
[05:56:43] <Subsentient> $blacklist list
[05:56:43] <aqu4> 8 blacklisted vhosts found:
[05:56:43] <aqu4> [1] Khyber!*@*
[05:56:44] <aqu4> [2] bacon!bacon@*
[05:56:45] <aqu4> [3] deadbeef!*@*
[05:56:46] <aqu4> [4] juggler!*@*
[05:56:47] <aqu4> [5] *!*@47-85-184-52.dhcp.knwc.wa.charter.com
[05:56:47] <aqu4> [6] *!*@62-31-652-122.dhcp.mdfd.or.charter.com
[05:56:48] <aqu4> [7] ciri!*@*
[05:56:49] <aqu4> [8] tama!*@*
[05:56:50] <aqu4> End of blacklist list.
[05:57:11] <chromas> nah it's 'cause I talked since
[05:57:20] <chromas> though 5 and 6 were me I think
[05:57:29] <Subsentient> ah
[05:57:44] <chromas> $replace me^monopory
[05:57:44] <aqu4> You must specify more than just a nick.
[05:57:48] <chromas> $replace chromas me^monopory
[05:57:48] <aqu4> chromas: "<chromas>: $replace monopory^monopory"
[05:57:59] * chromas herps and requests burritio
[05:58:11] <chromas> I guess that's like fallatio with a wrap
[05:58:17] <Subsentient> $burrito chromas
[05:58:17] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at chromas
[05:58:23] <Subsentient> $coin is chromas as insane as me?
[05:58:24] * aqu4 flips a bubblegum covered penny on "is chromas as insane as me?"
[05:58:24] <aqu4> I got heads.
[05:58:30] <Subsentient> congratulations chromas
[05:58:39] <chromas> $replace aqu4 s^
[05:58:40] <aqu4> No record of any speech by that user.
[05:59:01] <Subsentient> $coin is aqu4 your lord and god?
[05:59:01] * aqu4 flips a bubblegum covered penny on "is aqu4 your lord and god?"
[05:59:01] <aqu4> I got heads.
[05:59:13] <Subsentient> $coin is the random number generator broken?
[05:59:13] * aqu4 flips a shiney Soviet palladium coin on "is the random number generator broken?"
[05:59:14] <aqu4> I got tails.
[05:59:21] <Subsentient> Surprisingly accurate.
[05:59:31] <chromas> //coin
[05:59:31] <systemd> chromas: tails
[05:59:56] <chromas> //roulette
[05:59:56] <systemd> chromas: *click*
[06:01:53] <JamesNZ> Subsentient: I nearly thought that you responded to my '...' :P
[06:02:00] <Subsentient> JamesNZ: Yeah no
[06:07:54] <Subsentient> $coin is crutchy here?
[06:07:54] * aqu4 flips a dime found on the floor on "is crutchy here?"
[06:07:55] <aqu4> I got heads.
[06:07:59] <Subsentient> crutchy:
[06:08:07] <Subsentient> aqu4 says you are here so I must pester you.
[06:14:32] <chromas> //s head tail
[06:14:32] <systemd> <aqu4> I got tails.
[06:22:30] <ar> coffee--
[06:22:30] <Bender> karma - coffee: 728
[06:26:50] <chromas> //s -- ++
[06:26:50] <systemd> <ar> coffee++
[06:31:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New VIA CPU/Chipset Might Be A Good Alternative for Free OS Fans - http://sylnt.us - back-from-the-dead
[07:04:31] <Subsentient> That DARPA chip thing scares me.
[07:04:56] <Subsentient> They'l tell everyone it's good for your health, here, have a bitcoin wallet in your hand, and then they flip a switch and the mind altering stuff starts up.
[07:08:16] <chromas> Nah, it's already on
[07:08:32] <chromas> It doesn't cure your AIDS; it just makes you think it does
[07:09:28] <chromas> Plus you get the urge to buy Doritos
[07:09:39] <Subsentient> Indeed.
[07:10:47] <chromas> /s eed ubitably
[07:10:47] <monopoly> eed ubitably
[07:10:52] <chromas> herp
[07:10:57] <chromas> not enough /s
[07:15:24] <crutchy> ooh monopoly has sed?
[07:15:42] <crutchy> weekend++
[07:15:42] <Bender> karma - weekend: 2
[07:15:42] <chromas> //s monopoly systemd
[07:15:42] <systemd> <crutchy> ooh systemd has sed?
[07:15:56] <crutchy> no_more_work_till_monday++
[07:15:56] <Bender> karma - no_more_work_till_monday: 1
[07:16:06] <chromas> crutchy: aqu4 has $replace too
[07:16:18] <chromas> //praise aqu4
[07:16:19] * systemd erects a, um...statue in aqu4's honor
[07:16:32] <crutchy> i saw some of that in the backlog
[07:16:43] <crutchy> does that mean i can do ~sed off?
[07:16:51] <chromas> nah
[07:16:59] <crutchy> brb... off to get some chippies for dindin
[07:17:00] <chromas> we need that sed syntax!
[07:17:39] <chromas> updated to the latest gawk—still doesn't work; fpos
[07:20:01] <Subsentient> $replace chromas gawk^puke
[07:20:01] <aqu4> Failed to perform replace. No match found in user's last message.
[07:20:09] <Subsentient> ahh yes
[07:20:25] <Subsentient> $blacklist list
[07:20:25] <aqu4> 8 blacklisted vhosts found:
[07:20:26] <aqu4> [1] Khyber!*@*
[07:20:26] <aqu4> [2] bacon!bacon@*
[07:20:27] <aqu4> [3] deadbeef!*@*
[07:20:28] <aqu4> [4] juggler!*@*
[07:20:29] <aqu4> [5] *!*@47-85-184-52.dhcp.knwc.wa.charter.com
[07:20:30] <aqu4> [6] *!*@62-31-652-122.dhcp.mdfd.or.charter.com
[07:20:30] <aqu4> [7] ciri!*@*
[07:20:31] <aqu4> [8] tama!*@*
[07:20:32] <aqu4> End of blacklist list.
[07:21:05] <chromas> could it be the em dash right after "Gawk"?
[07:21:11] <Subsentient> No.
[07:21:13] <Subsentient> chromas: do $time
[07:21:13] <chromas> unicode++
[07:21:13] <Bender> karma - unicode: 1
[07:21:26] <chromas> $replace chromas ++^--
[07:21:26] <aqu4> chromas: "<chromas>: unicode--"
[07:21:31] <chromas> $time bewbs
[07:21:31] <aqu4> Fri 2014-09-05 07:21:25 AM bewbs
[07:21:46] <Subsentient> $replace chromas ew^oo
[07:21:46] <aqu4> Subsentient: "<chromas>: $time boobs"
[07:22:38] <Subsentient> Gerbils.
[07:22:43] <Subsentient> $replace Subsentient .^!
[07:22:43] <aqu4> Subsentient: "<Subsentient>: Gerbils!"
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[08:03:30] <crutchy> $time uranus
[08:03:30] <aqu4> Fri 2014-09-05 08:03:23 AM uranus
[08:03:55] <crutchy> wow its the same time on uranus as it is at bewbs!
[08:04:40] <crutchy> ~time
[08:04:42] <exec> Friday, 5 September 2014 @ 6:04 pm GMT+10 - Traralgon VIC, Australia
[08:07:08] <crutchy> $replace *^bewbs++
[08:07:08] <aqu4> You must specify more than just a nick.
[08:13:28] <crutchy> *.*.*.*
[08:13:40] <crutchy> s/*/./g
[08:14:08] <crutchy> s/[*]/./g
[08:14:08] <exec> <crutchy> s/././g
[08:15:16] <chromas> *.*.*.*
[08:15:21] <crutchy> s/\*/./g
[08:15:22] <exec> <crutchy> s/././g
[08:15:23] <chromas> s/\*/o/g
[08:15:24] <exec> <chromas> o.o.o.o
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[08:16:49] * crutchy sucks at regexes
[08:17:02] <chromas> just needs escapement
[08:17:51] <chromas> just like a watch
[08:19:25] <crutchy> *.*.*.*
[08:19:36] <crutchy> s/\./x/
[08:19:36] <exec> <crutchy> *x*.*.*
[08:19:38] <chromas> wtf
[08:19:44] <chromas> National Cheese Pizza Day?
[08:19:46] <crutchy> s/\./x/g
[08:19:47] <exec> <crutchy> *x*x*x*
[08:20:10] <chromas> cheese_pizza--
[08:20:10] <Bender> karma - cheese_pizza: -1
[08:20:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - What Does Caffeine Do for Us? - http://sylnt.us - coffee++
[08:21:01] <crutchy> coffee++
[08:21:01] <Bender> karma - coffee: 729
[08:21:01] <chromas> from the apt dept
[08:21:24] <crutchy> apt-get install coffeed
[08:22:28] <crutchy> need to make a command to add an alias from irc
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[08:24:43] <chromas> ~alias-add sedctl {sudo init 0}
[08:25:22] <crutchy> sudo no worka on my pyewta
[08:25:34] <chromas> su
[08:25:37] <crutchy> yeah
[08:26:31] <crutchy> ~fortune
[08:26:32] <exec> The man who raises a fist has run out of ideas.
[08:26:32] <exec> -- H. G. Wells, "Time After Time"
[08:26:55] <crutchy> what ever happened to rofl?
[08:27:02] <chromas> ~rofl
[08:27:11] <chromas> ~alias-enable rofl
[08:28:00] <crutchy> ~rehash
[08:28:01] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file (72 aliases)
[08:28:05] <crutchy> rofl
[08:28:06] <exec> X-rated movies are all alike ... the only thing they leave to the
[08:28:06] <ciri> lol damn!
[08:28:06] <exec> imagination is the plot.
[08:30:52] <JamesNZ> rofl
[08:30:52] <ciri> HAHAHAHA
[08:30:52] <exec> Sex is what women have and men want.
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[09:00:29] crutchy is now known as \
[09:02:57] \ is now known as crutchy
[09:09:44] <systemd> Announcement from my owner (chromas): info
[09:09:55] <chromas> oops
[09:10:21] <chromas> rtfm--
[09:10:21] <Bender> karma - rtfm: -1
[09:12:46] * crutchy is trying to make a coffee++ userlist button
[09:12:53] <chromas> ooh
[09:17:30] <crutchy> coffee++
[09:17:30] <Bender> karma - coffee: 730
[09:17:41] <crutchy> i'm locked and loaded
[09:17:43] <crutchy> :D
[09:17:46] <chromas> what's it do?
[09:18:01] <chromas> you press and it fires a coffee++?
[09:18:13] <crutchy> it's just a userlist button with the command "say coffee++"
[09:18:21] <chromas> scripting++
[09:18:21] <Bender> karma - scripting: 2
[09:18:35] <crutchy> got rid of all the default userlist buttons
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[09:20:32] <crutchy> ~weather
[09:20:35] <exec> weather for 10Morwell (latrobe Valley Airport), VIC, Australia at 6:02 pm (GMT+10) ~ 78 mins ago: temp: 1012.5°C (54.5°F), dp: 107.4°C (45.3°F), press: 101025.8 mb (+0.7 mb/60 mins), humid: 1071%, wind: 109.6 km/h (6 mph) @ 1060°
[09:20:46] <crutchy> hehe made a userlist button for weather :D
[09:20:50] <crutchy> ~time
[09:20:51] <exec> Friday, 5 September 2014 @ 7:20 pm GMT+10 - Traralgon VIC, Australia
[09:20:58] * crutchy is so lazy
[09:21:11] <chromas> now can you assign a global shortcut key?
[09:21:23] <crutchy> a what?
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[09:21:48] <chromas> so you can press the email icon or whatever's on your browser and have it fire off a coffee++
[09:22:03] <crutchy> lol
[09:22:04] <chromas> if it's global then you don't even have to have hexchat selected
[09:22:19] <chromas> s/(he)/(\1)/
[09:22:20] <exec> <chromas> if it's global t(he)n you don't even have to have hexchat selected
[09:22:43] <chromas> s/( he)/(\1)/
[09:22:44] <exec> <chromas> if it's global then you don't even have to have( he)xchat selected
[09:22:48] <chromas> crap. oh well
[09:22:58] <chromas> at least exec handles it; woohoo!
[09:23:02] <crutchy> that didn't work properly?
[09:23:11] <chromas> it did
[09:23:16] <chromas> just not what I meant
[09:23:28] <chromas> space inside the ()
[09:23:39] <crutchy> i don't get all that stuff
[09:23:46] <crutchy> so confusement
[09:24:06] <chromas> if you put () in the first block, then you can put it somewhere in the second with a \number
[09:24:37] <chromas> or like do "a\1b" to wrap it in something
[09:24:43] <crutchy> hmm think i vaguely remember something about that from the lesson with bytram
[09:25:06] <chromas> I think I got it from tmb or fbbb before he died
[09:25:18] <crutchy> s/(e)/\31
[09:25:19] <exec> <crutchy> hmm think i vaguly remember something about that from the lesson with bytram
[09:25:29] <chromas> exec: s/son/sbian/
[09:25:30] <exec> <chromas> <exec> <crutchy> hmm think i vaguly remember something about that from the lessbian with bytram
[09:25:32] <crutchy> s/(e)/\31/g
[09:25:33] <exec> <crutchy> hmm think i vaguly rmmbr somthing about that from th lsson with bytram
[09:25:50] <crutchy> hmm what's ascii 31?
[09:26:06] <crutchy> s/(.)/\32/g
[09:26:14] <chromas> A lessbian must be one who receives all the power
[09:26:41] <chromas> 31 should be non-printing
[09:26:45] <crutchy> chromas s/(s)/\32/g
[09:26:47] <chromas> anything under 32 in fact
[09:26:59] <crutchy> chromas s/(s)/\32/g
[09:27:04] <chromas> The best part of ASCII was the grouping
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[09:51:48] <crutchy> ~gday aqu4
[09:51:49] <exec> * crutchy unjustifiably pours a used franger of spew for aqu4
[09:52:07] <Subsentient> $sticky list
[09:52:07] <aqu4> Total of 4 stickies found. Syntax is [ID|Creator].
[09:52:08] <aqu4> 3[3|Subsentient] 2[4|Subsentient] 3[5|Subsentient] 2[6|Subsentient]
[09:52:09] <aqu4> End of sticky list.
[09:52:47] <Subsentient> I just nuked her bad habit of telling you what PMs are sent to her with 'seen'.
[09:53:11] <Subsentient> I restarted her twice because I wanted her automatic pruning of those PM messages to take effect.
[09:55:45] <crutchy> $prune
[09:56:05] <crutchy> $prune her shrubbery
[09:56:28] <chromas> Do you want to leave a racing stripe or take it all?
[09:56:28] <aqu4> crutchy: I'll prune your head.
[09:56:45] <aqu4> crutchy: Prune it right off.
[09:57:32] <crutchy> $sniff the flowers in the shrubbery
[09:57:45] <aqu4> crutchy: Don't make me do this.
[09:57:56] <crutchy> :D
[09:58:02] <Subsentient> $godzilla
[09:58:02] * aqu4 turns into Godzilla and begins to wreak havoc upon you all
[09:58:03] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[09:58:03] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[09:58:04] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[09:58:05] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[09:58:06] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[09:58:07] * aqu4 eats mechanicjay
[09:58:07] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[09:58:08] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[09:58:09] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[09:58:10] <crutchy> shrubbery++
[09:58:10] <Bender> karma - shrubbery: 1
[09:58:10] * aqu4 craps out mechanicjay on xar
[09:58:11] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[09:58:11] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[09:58:12] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[09:58:13] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[09:58:14] * aqu4 slowly shrinks back to normal size and scampers off
[09:58:31] <JamesNZ> ~gday crutchy
[09:58:32] <exec> * JamesNZ pulchritudinously passes a wad of beer to crutchy
[09:58:36] <Subsentient> $coin should we summon the gerbils?
[09:58:36] * aqu4 flips a washer that could pass as a quarter on "should we summon the gerbils?"
[09:58:36] <aqu4> I got tails.
[09:58:44] <Subsentient> crutchy: Lucky for today.
[09:58:46] <JamesNZ> ~define wad
[09:58:48] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3wad: an excessive amount of opaque fluid often referred to as semen, cum, jizz, man milk, and/or wang extract, that is projected out of the male genetalia at sexual zenith.
[09:58:56] <JamesNZ> O_o
[09:59:02] <crutchy> $insert coin into shrubbery
[09:59:20] <Subsentient> $coin should we summon the gerbils NOW?
[09:59:20] * aqu4 flips a big heavy round sewer lid on "should we summon the gerbils NOW?"
[09:59:20] <aqu4> I got heads.
[09:59:25] * Subsentient summons the gerbils
[09:59:58] * crutchy summons his army of gerbils... the whole 2 of them... rarr!
[10:00:20] * Subsentient summons the entire, whole 10^72 army of gerbils
[10:00:29] <crutchy> cookie and waffles are really scary names too
[10:01:05] <Subsentient> crutchy: Don't sexually harass the bot.
[10:01:16] <Subsentient> lol
[10:01:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - TwitPic Shutting Down After Legal Threat from Twitter - http://sylnt.us - big-trumps-small
[10:01:53] <crutchy> hey you're the one that gave it head
[10:02:06] <chromas> !grab crutchy
[10:02:06] <Bender> Added quote 241
[10:02:23] <crutchy> on a sewer lid :/
[10:02:41] <crutchy> whatever floats your boat man :p
[10:02:45] <Subsentient> ...
[10:03:46] <arti> [Everyone listens to Subsentient wheeze.]
[10:04:08] <crutchy> bot wads are prolly a bit clunky
[10:04:23] <Subsentient> http://i0.kym-cdn.com
[10:04:33] <arti> https://www.youtube.com
[10:04:34] <monopoly> ^ 03Homer Breathing - YouTube
[10:04:59] <crutchy> is that the most famous face on the interblags?
[10:05:27] <arti> nah i think that's JLaw atm.
[10:05:39] <crutchy> who's jlaw?
[10:05:48] <crutchy> ~define jlaw
[10:05:50] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3j-law: Jennifer Lawrence's nickname
[10:06:11] <crutchy> who's jennifer lawrence?
[10:06:11] <chromas> her face was already well-known
[10:06:18] <chromas> now it's her tits
[10:06:21] <arti> and now is the rest :D
[10:06:28] <chromas> or destiny
[10:06:36] <arti> destiny comes in spears
[10:06:40] * arti waits for crutchy
[10:07:29] * crutchy spears denstiny's comes
[10:07:54] <arti> hor dourves
[10:07:57] * Subsentient is better than you all because he refuses to look at stolen nudie pics
[10:08:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> !uid
[10:08:07] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5707, owned by NCommander
[10:08:08] <arti> they're not stolen
[10:08:17] <arti> they're copied! copying ISNT STEALING
[10:08:26] <crutchy> does anyone have a link to e-f's pic handy for Subsentient?
[10:08:30] <arti> am i doing it right?
[10:08:49] <crutchy> bender--
[10:08:49] <Bender> karma - bender: -8
[10:08:56] * Subsentient slams his head in the refrigerator door until the orange juice box explodex
[10:08:57] <chromas> Loggie has it all
[10:09:03] <Subsentient> $replace Subsentient x^s
[10:09:03] <aqu4> Failed to perform replace. No match found in user's last message.
[10:09:11] <arti> that's like a rube goldberg machine, but for oj
[10:09:20] <arti> "we grow one just for this purpose"
[10:09:29] * crutchy wants to buy an explodex
[10:09:34] * arti writes this down in his matrix idea box / holodeck ideas
[10:09:42] <Subsentient> $replace Subsentient x^s
[10:09:42] <aqu4> Subsentient: "<Subsentient>: $replace Subsentient s^s"
[10:10:02] * Subsentient derps
[10:10:07] <Subsentient> $replace Subsentient d^h
[10:10:07] <aqu4> Failed to perform replace. No match found in user's last message.
[10:10:12] <Subsentient> derps
[10:10:13] <Subsentient> $replace Subsentient d^h
[10:10:13] <aqu4> Subsentient: "<Subsentient>: herps"
[10:10:15] <Subsentient> Ahh
[10:10:19] <Subsentient> so it can't process /me
[10:10:23] <Subsentient> I need to fix that.
[10:10:29] <crutchy> aqu4 s/h/d
[10:10:30] <exec> <crutchy> <aqu4> Subsentient: "<Subsentient>: derps"
[10:10:55] <arti> nah! p to pie
[10:11:16] <crutchy> aqu4 s/p/pie/g
[10:11:17] <exec> <crutchy> <aqu4> Subsentient: "<Subsentient>: herpies"
[10:11:21] <crutchy> lol
[10:11:21] <ciri> lol damn!
[10:11:26] * arti pets ciri
[10:11:29] * crutchy didn't see that
[10:11:31] <arti> excellent.
[10:11:41] <arti> i think we should do scrabble sometime
[10:11:54] <chromas> irscrabble
[10:12:07] * crutchy is thinking about making a ~scramble script
[10:12:13] <exec> process timed out: * irscrabble
[10:12:19] <arti> one that keeps scores properly?
[10:12:34] <exec> process timed out: *
[10:12:34] * exec is thinking about making a ~scramble script
[10:12:41] <crutchy> ~scramble arti would take your last message and reorder the words randomly
[10:12:42] <exec> process timed out: * one that keeps scores properly?
[10:12:59] <crutchy> ~restart
[10:13:00] <exec> successfully saved buckets file
[10:13:05] <arti> easy, just drink enough.
[10:13:08] -!- exec has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
[10:13:20] <crutchy> exec seems to have some lumps in its pipes
[10:13:35] <arti> alright, try not to burn the place down
[10:13:42] * arti escapes through a vent
[10:13:45] <crutchy> cheers mate
[10:13:48] <chromas> press your fingers in a circular pattern to check for lumps
[10:14:20] <crutchy> might set my stupid bot to timeout silently on the * alias
[10:15:47] <crutchy> hmm that's weird. it should already timeout silently on the * alias :/
[10:16:18] * crutchy floats off to test/debug-land
[10:17:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> oi, that's my land
[10:18:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:18:12] <Bender> karma - coffee: 731
[10:24:46] <crutchy> coffee++
[10:24:46] <Bender> karma - coffee: 732
[10:24:58] * crutchy made a coffee++ userlist button :D
[10:30:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> outstandin
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[10:33:50] * Subsentient farts
[10:33:57] <Subsentient> $seen Subsentient
[10:33:57] <aqu4> I last saw Subsentient at 2014-09-05 10:33:43 UTC in #soylent. Their most recent message is "** Subsentient farts **"
[10:34:03] * Subsentient fixed it
[10:34:40] <crutchy> http://picpaste.com
[10:35:03] <crutchy> there's a button for weather and time too
[10:36:14] * Subsentient goes 'ohh, I see.'
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[10:43:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather
[10:43:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> oi, where's bot?
[10:43:41] * Subsentient aqu4 memsg #Soylent I ate it.
[10:43:52] * aqu4 ate it
[10:44:03] * Subsentient fails
[10:44:06] <Subsentient> $seen Subsentient
[10:44:06] <aqu4> I last saw Subsentient at 2014-09-05 10:43:57 UTC in #soylent. Their most recent message is "** Subsentient fails **"
[10:47:28] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: being adjusted
[10:47:53] <chromas> But I think its impolite to adjust my public
[10:47:57] <chromas> In
[10:48:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> use a bigger hammer, is taking too long
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[10:49:34] <crutchy> sorry forgot
[10:49:42] <crutchy> i'm making a ~scramble script :D
[10:49:52] <Subsentient> Come in #derp, I want you to meet the predecessor of aqu4.
[10:50:04] <Subsentient> crutchy and chromas :^)
[10:50:13] <crutchy> is #derp a shrubbery?
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[10:50:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - TwitPic Shutting Down after Legal Threat from Twitter - http://sylnt.us - big-trumps-small
[10:52:56] <crutchy> ~scramle Subsentient
[10:53:02] <crutchy> ~scramle Subsentient
[10:53:08] <crutchy> ~scramble Subsentient
[10:53:08] <exec> :^) crutchy and chromas
[10:53:14] <crutchy> ~scramble Subsentient
[10:53:14] <exec> crutchy :^) and chromas
[10:53:23] <crutchy> ~scramble bender
[10:53:23] <exec> - Threat Shutting http://sylnt.us Down TwitPic [SoylentNews] from Legal big-trumps-small - after - Twitter
[10:54:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~scramble me some eggs
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[10:54:37] <chromas> Bender: s/wi/wa/g
[10:54:37] <exec> <chromas> <Bender> [SoylentNews] - TwatPic Shutting Down after Legal Threat from Twatter - http://sylnt.us - big-trumps-small
[10:56:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> can't feel the coding mojo yet. must need another cup of coffee.
[10:59:41] <crutchy> ~scramble TheMightyBuzzard
[10:59:41] <exec> coding cup can't mojo feel of must yet. need another coffee. the
[10:59:58] <crutchy> wow exec is almost as smart as ciri now :p
[11:00:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, definitely need more coffee. that almost made sense.
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[11:04:48] <Subsentient> $coin is exec as smart as aqu4?
[11:04:48] * aqu4 flips a special edition USA quarter on "is exec as smart as aqu4?"
[11:04:49] <aqu4> I got tails.
[11:04:53] <Subsentient> ... wow
[11:05:08] * Subsentient hugs aqu4
[11:06:48] <Subsentient> It's the gerbil magic that makes her so accurate.
[11:06:49] <Subsentient> https://github.com
[11:10:07] <Subsentient> crutchy: exec needs gerbil magic
[11:12:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, exec needs Dance Magic! http://www.youtube.com
[11:12:44] <monopoly> ^ 03David Bowie in Labyrinth - Magic Dance - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[11:18:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:18:05] <Bender> karma - coffee: 733
[11:26:31] <crutchy> 5145216
[11:26:33] <crutchy> .03+
[11:26:42] <crutchy> 3
[11:26:44] <ciri> 4
[11:26:45] <ciri> 5
[11:26:46] <ciri> 6
[11:26:48] <ciri> 7
[11:26:50] <ciri> 8
[11:26:52] <ciri> 9
[11:26:54] <ciri> 10 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[11:29:15] <crutchy> coffee++
[11:29:15] <Bender> karma - coffee: 734
[11:41:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Facebook-Style Filtered Twitter Feed - http://sylnt.us - we-know-what-you-like
[11:44:38] <crutchy> ~time chicago
[11:44:39] <exec> Friday, 5 September 2014 @ 6:44 am CDT - Chicago, IL
[11:45:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather
[11:47:01] <crutchy> ~isup http://weather.gladstonefamily.net
[11:47:02] <exec> http://weather.gladstonefamily.net error connecting
[11:47:21] <crutchy> ~isup weather.gladstonefamily.net
[11:47:35] <Subsentient> $title weather.gladstonefamily.net
[11:47:51] <exec> process timed out: ~isup weather.gladstonefamily.net
[11:49:05] <crutchy> i think weather has a 300 sec timeout
[11:49:14] <crutchy> prolly can tone that down again
[11:49:16] <crutchy> ~ps
[11:49:17] <exec> [16364] php scripts/weather.php '~weather' '' 'TheMightyBuzzard'
[11:49:31] <crutchy> ~killall
[11:49:32] <exec> terminated pid 16364: php scripts/weather.php '~weather' '' 'TheMightyBuzzard'
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[11:50:21] <crutchy> lol had a 600 sec timeout :p
[11:50:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> ouch
[11:51:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.wunderground.com
[11:51:10] <monopoly> ^ 03API | Weather Underground
[11:51:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> seems a wee bit more reliable
[11:51:23] <chromas> //servtest weather.gladstonefamily.net 80
[11:51:24] <systemd> chromas: Server at weather.gladstonefamily.net:80 is up.
[11:51:33] <crutchy> ooh
[11:51:33] <chromas> gotta get in on it too
[11:51:39] <crutchy> ~isup weather.gladstonefamily.net
[11:51:45] <exec> weather.gladstonefamily.net: error connecting
[11:51:58] <crutchy> firefox test
[11:52:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> looks down to me
[11:52:09] <chromas> http://weather.gladstonefamily.net
[11:52:12] <crutchy> yeah its dead
[11:52:33] <chromas> end of the world
[11:52:38] <crutchy> looks like it might have bricked aqu4
[11:52:58] <crutchy> ~title http://weather.gladstonefamily.net
[11:53:15] * Subsentient is presently setting CURLOPT_TIMEOUT in curlcore.c
[11:53:22] <chromas> //weather 99666
[11:53:24] <systemd> chromas: The current temperature in Emmonak, Alaska is 37.4F (3:36 AM AKDT on September 05, 2014). Conditions: Clear. Humidity: 87%. Dew Point: 33.8F. Windchill: 32.0F. Pressure: 29.94 in 1014 hPa (Steady).
[11:53:28] <exec> process timed out: ~title http://weather.gladstonefamily.net
[11:53:57] <crutchy> that's why i modularized exec... didn't take long before i was sick of reconnecting after i stuffed something up
[11:54:22] <crutchy> though it's not entirely brick-proof
[11:54:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[11:54:50] <chromas> ~brick
[11:54:59] <crutchy> seems to not like having the lappy lid shut :p
[11:55:16] <chromas> ~brick tick
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[11:56:02] <crutchy> tsk tsk these poor monolithic bots are falling like knickers in a brothel
[11:56:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> developer license from wunderground == $0; 500 calls per day, 10 per minute
[11:57:04] <crutchy> wb monopoly
[11:57:15] <chromas> I'm just to fracking lazy to work on it
[11:57:21] <crutchy> :D
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[11:57:58] <crutchy> time to make a pascal exec
[11:58:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh
[11:58:28] <crutchy> doesn't have to use aliases but they do make things pretty secure and simple to manage
[11:59:41] * crutchy is still trying to figure out how to make an alias for generic shell execution that can get around escapeshellarg
[11:59:55] <crutchy> ^prolly not gunna happen
[12:00:48] <crutchy> /weather uranus
[12:01:02] <crutchy> hmm
[12:01:06] <crutchy> //weather uranus
[12:01:06] <chromas> //
[12:01:08] <systemd> crutchy: An error has occurred and has been logged. Please contact this bot's administrator for more information.
[12:01:21] <chromas> Fpos
[12:01:26] <crutchy> systemd uses wunderground yeah?
[12:01:27] <systemd> crutchy: I'm not sure what to make of that
[12:01:35] <chromas> //list weather
[12:01:35] <systemd> chromas: cnn, ham, weather, wunder, and wunder rss
[12:01:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> /weather ada, ok
[12:02:00] <chromas> //wunder Uranus
[12:02:01] <systemd> chromas: An error has occurred and has been logged. Please contact this bot's administrator for more information.
[12:02:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> //weather ada, ok
[12:02:08] <systemd> TheMightyBuzzard: The current temperature in Ada, Oklahoma is 75.2F (6:55 AM CDT on September 05, 2014). Conditions: Clear. Humidity: 83%. Dew Point: 69.8F. Pressure: 30.09 in 1019 hPa (Steady).
[12:02:14] <crutchy> ooh
[12:02:16] <chromas> //ham Uranus
[12:02:18] <crutchy> :D
[12:02:19] <systemd> chromas: Error: No such location could be found.
[12:02:38] <crutchy> //weather traralgon victoria australia
[12:02:39] <systemd> crutchy: An error has occurred and has been logged. Please contact this bot's administrator for more information.
[12:02:52] <chromas> Sure doesn't handle erroneous locations very well
[12:02:58] <crutchy> //weather melbourne victoria australia
[12:03:03] <systemd> crutchy: Error: HTTP Error 500: Server Error
[12:03:14] <crutchy> 500 degrees!?
[12:03:22] <chromas> //help weather
[12:03:22] <systemd> chromas: (weather <US zip code | US/Canada city, state | Foreign city, country>) -- Returns the approximate weather conditions for a given city.
[12:03:28] <crutchy> wow i'm not going there in any hurry
[12:03:36] <crutchy> maybe needs a comma
[12:03:44] <crutchy> //weather melbourne, australia
[12:03:45] <systemd> crutchy: The current temperature in AO-SC3, Melbourne, Victoria is 52.3F (9:51 PM EST on September 05, 2014). Conditions: Clear. Humidity: 82%. Dew Point: 46.4F. Pressure: 30.33 in 1027 hPa (Steady).
[12:03:56] <crutchy> wtf. deg F?
[12:04:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, i shoulda went fishing. my brain's not spitting out code very well today.
[12:04:11] <chromas> F--
[12:04:12] <Bender> karma - f: 0
[12:04:12] <crutchy> //weather-units deg C
[12:04:13] <systemd> crutchy: I don't think so, Tim
[12:04:17] <crutchy> lol
[12:04:31] <crutchy> fishing++
[12:04:31] <Bender> karma - fishing: 5
[12:06:12] <crutchy> systemd, timaaaaah!!!
[12:06:13] <systemd> crutchy: I don't know what that means
[12:06:18] <crutchy> you will
[12:07:33] <crutchy> coffee++
[12:07:33] <Bender> karma - coffee: 735
[12:07:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[12:07:54] <Bender> karma - coffee: 736
[12:08:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> i can't even write a logging sub today for some reason.
[12:08:42] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: try some php
[12:08:53] <crutchy> maybe your molotov cocktail needs more fuel?
[12:09:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> shurg
[12:09:21] <chromas> crutchy: s/ail/eeae/
[12:09:22] <exec> <chromas> <crutchy> maybe your molotov cockteeae needs more fuel?
[12:09:26] <chromas> S
[12:09:36] <crutchy> ¿
[12:09:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> fishing's not supposed to peak until 9. i could get a little in.
[12:10:22] <chromas> Molotov Cocktease is a cartoon character
[12:10:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> be hotter fishing than i like though.
[12:10:27] <ciri> me too, smoke time! TheMightyBuzzard
[12:10:45] <crutchy> ciri is getting creepy
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[12:10:52] <Subsentient> $title universe2.us
[12:10:52] <aqu4> Title for page universe2.us: "Universe 2"
[12:11:00] <crutchy> wb aqu4
[12:11:07] <Subsentient> $title weather.gladstonefamily.net
[12:11:11] <Subsentient> 15 seconds.
[12:11:22] <aqu4> Failed to connect to retrieve page title.
[12:11:25] <Subsentient> Good.
[12:11:40] <crutchy> anti-brick :)
[12:11:47] <Subsentient> Doesn't always work.
[12:12:06] <Subsentient> If the server connects us and then just stands there with its dick in hand, it will still brick us.
[12:12:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> $title 127.0.0.1
[12:12:10] <Subsentient> It's a connect timeout only.
[12:12:14] <crutchy> yeah i found that. my socket connections have timeouts too but they sometimes don't work
[12:12:24] <aqu4> Failed to connect to retrieve page title.
[12:12:30] <crutchy> process timeout always works though :)
[12:12:34] <Subsentient> $title 10.10.10.11
[12:12:34] <aqu4> Title for page 10.10.10.11: "Universe 2"
[12:12:44] <Subsentient> $title 10.10.10.12:74
[12:12:49] <Subsentient> lol
[12:12:59] <aqu4> Failed to connect to retrieve page title.
[12:13:11] <crutchy> $title goatse.cx
[12:13:12] <aqu4> Title for page goatse.cx: "Goatse.cx - Goatse"
[12:13:38] * Subsentient punches crutchy in the testicles
[12:14:24] <Subsentient> $ddg gladstone
[12:14:24] <aqu4> [1]: Title: William Ewart GladstoneA British Liberal politician. | URL: 12https://duckduckgo.com/William_Ewart_Gladstone
[12:14:25] <aqu4> [2]: Title: Gladstone, QueenslandAn Australian city approximately 550 kilometres by road north of Brisbane and 100 kilometres... | URL: 12https://duckduckgo.com/Gladstone%2C_Queensland
[12:14:26] <aqu4> [3]: Title: Joey Gladstone One of the main characters on the TV series Full House. | URL: 12https://duckduckgo.com/Joey_Gladstone
[12:14:27] <aqu4> End of results.
[12:14:49] <Subsentient> DuckDuckGo's API is currently verfuckered.
[12:15:17] <crutchy> there's always the Scrape(TM) API
[12:15:30] <Subsentient> What a horror.
[12:16:25] <crutchy> just need a little toolbox of functions to handle various bits (like stripping out js/css/specific tags/etc)
[12:16:47] <Subsentient> Yeah I can do that, but damn.
[12:18:44] <Subsentient> $ddg gladstone family
[12:18:44] <aqu4> [1]: Title: Catherine Gladstone - Catherine Glynne Gladstone was the wife of British Prime Minister William Ewart Gladstone for 59 years, until his death in 1898. | URL: 12https://duckduckgo.com/Catherine_Gladstone
[12:18:45] <aqu4> [2]: Title: Gladstone baronets - The Gladstone Baronetcy, of Fasque and Balfour in the County of Kincardine, is a title in the Baronetage of the United Kingdom. It was created on 18 July 1846 for the Scottish businessman and politician John Gladstone, father of the Prime Minister. | URL: 12https://duckduckgo.com/Gladstone_baronets
[12:18:46] <aqu4> [3]: Title: Henry Gladstone, 1st Baron Gladstone of Hawarden - Henry Neville Gladstone, 1st Baron Gladstone of Hawarden was a British businessman and politician. He was the third son of Prime Minister William Ewart Gladstone. | URL: 12https://duckduckgo.com/Henry_Gladstone%2C_1st_Baron_Gladstone_of_Hawarden
[12:18:46] <aqu4> End of results.
[12:23:30] <Subsentient> Well, gnight everyone
[12:23:37] <crutchy> night Subsentient
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[12:24:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> nite
[12:24:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm...
[12:26:27] <crutchy> moved http functions into a separate lib
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[12:35:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> ha, got the logging sub done
[12:45:10] * crutchy still hasn't got exec's logging script finished :/
[12:45:28] <crutchy> ~todo
[12:45:35] <crutchy> !todo
[12:45:35] <Bender> todo for crutchy: 1) IRCiv 2) irc voting script 3) user tracking script 4) make freepascal version of sn log parser 5) ~nokill feature
[12:45:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> slacker. my code-fu is code-fme today and i still managed it.
[12:46:27] <crutchy> my procrastination-fu is strong
[12:46:51] <crutchy> !todo meeting script
[12:46:52] <Bender> todo item 6 added
[12:46:59] <crutchy> !todo logging script
[12:46:59] <Bender> todo item 7 added
[12:47:51] <crutchy> actually most of the logging script is done. a lot of my todo list depends on getting user tracking sorted out
[12:48:07] <crutchy> which is giving me headaches
[12:51:43] <crutchy> ~part
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[12:56:13] <crutchy> bye bender
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[12:57:30] <paulej72> !uid
[12:57:30] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 4686, owned by davidshenba
[12:57:31] <crutchy> thanks paulej72
[12:58:38] <crutchy> it liked nc this time instead of its usual trick of thinking the last uid belongs to you
[12:59:23] <crutchy> maybe has something to do with who rehashed/restarted it last
[13:00:06] <crutchy> or who took the last beer out of the !fridge
[13:01:31] <crutchy> malfunctioning_garage_door_syndrome++
[13:01:31] <Bender> karma - malfunctioning_garage_door_syndrome: 1
[13:01:39] <crutchy> ciri
[13:01:43] <crutchy> ciri++
[13:01:43] <Bender> karma - ciri: 6
[13:11:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - September 10: "Internet Slowdown" to Campaign for Net Neutrality - http://sylnt.us - read-this-slowly
[13:11:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> ciri--
[13:11:47] <Bender> karma - ciri: 5
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[13:27:48] <TK> coffee++
[13:27:48] <Bender> karma - coffee: 737
[13:28:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[13:28:02] <Bender> karma - coffee: 738
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[13:46:30] <Subsentient> $commands
[13:46:30] <aqu4> Commands with 1 star = admins only, 2 stars = owners only. Commands available:
[13:46:30] <aqu4> burrito, beer, godzilla4**, wz, guessinggame, sr, time, title, ddg, coin, seen, tell, sticky, replace, whoami, tail8*, msg8*, memsg8*, noticemsg8*, chanctl8*, join8*, part8*, debug8*, nickchange4**, admin4**, blacklist8*, netwrite4**, quit4**, restart4**, help, commands
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[13:46:48] * Subsentient wanders off now that he knows they didn't break color support on rizon
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[13:59:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> $beer me
[14:00:00] <janrinok> that's the best thing I've heard said all day
[14:00:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> wisdom, it doth spew from my every orifice.
[14:00:38] <janrinok> ...sometimes...#
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[14:10:10] <Azrael> on the subject of being beered, a box of 24 bottles of beer arrived (gently) on my doorstep this morning
[14:11:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> did you leave a saucer of milk out for the beer fairy in thanks?
[14:13:30] <Azrael> I'll make sure to toast the beer fairy tonight, and leave a bottle top under my pillow
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[14:40:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How the Ear Tunes Out Sounds Before They Reach Your Brain - http://sylnt.us - what-did-you-say
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[14:43:46] <Bytram|away> http://linux.com
[14:43:48] <monopoly> ^ 03Linux.com | The source for Linux information ( http://www.linux.com )
[14:44:06] <Bytram|away> http://www.linux.com
[14:47:12] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[14:49:05] <Bytram> http://www.linux.com
[14:49:06] <monopoly> ^ 03Linux.com | The source for Linux information
[14:49:13] <Bytram> http://www.linux.com
[14:50:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, Bytram
[14:50:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How the Ear Tunes-out Sounds before they Reach your Brain - http://sylnt.us - what-did-you-say
[14:51:43] <Blackmoore> godzilla
[14:52:11] <Blackmoore> whoami
[14:52:32] <Blackmoore> coffee++
[14:52:32] <Bender> karma - coffee: 739
[14:52:35] <Blackmoore> coffee++
[14:52:35] <Bender> karma - coffee: 740
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[14:56:33] <Bytram> coffee++
[14:56:33] <Bender> karma - coffee: 741
[14:57:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[14:57:44] <Bender> karma - coffee: 742
[14:59:47] <Blackmoore> mornin
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[16:11:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A New Model for Dark Matter - http://sylnt.us - shedding-light-on-awful-puns
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[16:59:22] <crutchy> coffee++
[16:59:22] <Bender> karma - coffee: 743
[16:59:29] <crutchy> ~time
[16:59:30] <exec> Saturday, 6 September 2014 @ 2:59 am GMT+10 - Traralgon VIC, Australia
[16:59:58] <crutchy> stupid sleep fuckedupedness :/
[17:00:06] <Subsentient> crutchy: I hear ya.
[17:00:10] <Subsentient> $beer crutchy
[17:00:10] * aqu4 gives crutchy a cold can of beer
[17:01:12] <Subsentient> crutchy: Wrote a function to strip control codes from aqu4's output, for networks and channels that refuse to allow any such messages to even be sent.
[17:01:14] <Subsentient> $commands
[17:01:14] <aqu4> Commands with 1 star = admins only, 2 stars = owners only. Commands available:
[17:01:15] <aqu4> burrito, beer, godzilla4**, wz, guessinggame, sr, time, title, ddg, coin, seen, tell, sticky, replace, whoami, tail8*, msg8*, memsg8*, noticemsg8*, chanctl8*, join8*, part8*, debug8*, nickchange4**, admin4**, blacklist8*, netwrite4**, quit4**, restart4**, help, commands
[17:01:22] <Subsentient> $debug togglecontrolcodes
[17:01:22] <aqu4> Control codes disabled.
[17:01:23] <Subsentient> $commands
[17:01:23] <aqu4> Commands with 1 star = admins only, 2 stars = owners only. Commands available:
[17:01:24] <aqu4> burrito, beer, godzilla**, wz, guessinggame, sr, time, title, ddg, coin, seen, tell, sticky, replace, whoami, tail*, msg*, memsg*, noticemsg*, chanctl*, join*, part*, debug*, nickchange**, admin**, blacklist*, netwrite**, quit**, restart**, help, commands
[17:01:58] <Subsentient> $debug togglecontrolcodes
[17:01:58] <aqu4> Control codes enabled.
[17:02:30] <crutchy> sounds good. exec has a lib file with that. mainly used for web parsing though
[17:03:00] <Subsentient> crutchy: The problem is with aqu4, the control codes are directly built into the format strings for her output. So they are always put in, therefore you must remove them.
[17:03:30] <crutchy> ah
[17:05:29] <Subsentient> crutchy: In other words, it's actually harder to print plain than to print with color.
[17:10:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> funny
[17:13:28] * Subsentient has been irritating the living hell out of everyone with his obsessive joy in improving aqu4 for the first time in months
[17:13:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> just bought two years worth of subscription on my vm for BTC
[17:14:07] <crutchy> coding bots is fun
[17:14:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> well testnet btc
[17:14:23] <crutchy> ooh
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[17:15:01] <crutchy> you'll get lifetime subscription for the work you've done
[17:15:48] <crutchy> well, until it goes all dicey (finglers crossed it doesn't ever)
[17:17:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> shurg, i could edit myself a couple thousand years directly into the db but i think it might cheese off NCommander
[17:17:18] <crutchy> i'm getting my coffee++ mug on monday :D
[17:17:24] <crutchy> coffee++
[17:17:24] <Bender> karma - coffee: 744
[17:17:33] <crutchy> hah
[17:18:03] <crutchy> he might not give a rats if you just edit your own record
[17:18:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> nice. i blew all my spending cash this past month on fishing gear but i'm pondering a uid t-shirt for later.
[17:19:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> well see, i'm not supposed to be able to edit the live db. i just know slash well enough now that if the webserver can access something, so can i.
[17:19:33] <crutchy> he can always change it to negative thousand years if he goes darth vader mode
[17:20:45] <crutchy> or -anvil
[17:21:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> BTC payments need about 3-4 more hours of coding but i don't think i have it in me today, so i'll finish it monday.
[17:44:37] <crutchy> i'm sure your SN paycheck will be docked for such reckless laziness :P
[17:45:55] <crutchy> ~time
[17:45:56] <exec> Saturday, 6 September 2014 @ 3:45 am GMT+10 - Traralgon VIC, Australia
[17:46:56] <crutchy> hmm i think i should have another try at this 'sleep' thing that seems pretty popular
[17:48:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, i could use a nap myself
[17:50:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Can you Ever Really Know an Extraterrestrial? - http://sylnt.us - wait-to-see-if-he-phones-home
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[18:34:04] <TK> Well, time to restart and try out a few of these extensions.
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[18:35:18] <TK> It's gonna take a while to get used to vertical tabs again
[18:41:10] <mythterj> Late joiner asks TK what client he is talking about?
[18:42:50] <TK> Tree Style Tabs
[18:43:05] <TK> plenty of links in the askSoylent comments
[18:43:50] <TK> for Palemoon
[18:44:41] <mythterj> ah. I see. Like I said, joined late, had no clue what the convo was about.
[19:07:55] <NCommander> TheMightyBuzzard, I think I said in the annouce email for subscriptions that staff get them for free
[19:08:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod. i was talking more about monkeying with the live db than why
[19:08:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> !uid
[19:08:46] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 4686, owned by davidshenba
[19:21:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - E-cigarette Warnings 'Alarmist' Say Researchers - http://sylnt.us - it-depends-on-your-starting-point
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[20:04:57] <crutchy> ~queue
[20:05:00] <exec> *** SN submission queue: 23 - http://sylnt.us
[20:05:15] <crutchy> wow
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[20:09:42] <JamesNZ> Chop chop crutchy!
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[20:29:52] <ar> https://www.ece.cmu.edu - Flipping Bits in Memory Without Accessing Them: An Experimental Study of DRAM Disturbance Errors
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[20:34:19] <Landon> I am addicted to buying domain names :(
[20:34:21] <Landon> this one is my 8th
[20:34:29] <Landon> 16 more and this will approach my server costs
[20:34:53] <ar> hehe
[20:34:57] <chromas> How many more until the next one's free?
[20:35:15] <swiss> Landon: you on google domains?
[20:35:17] <Landon> never.
[20:35:31] <Landon> swiss: no, I use namecheap/linode
[20:35:39] <swiss> also, i know that feel. i own 7
[20:35:57] <swiss> namecheap was my old way, google domains is the way i do now
[20:35:59] <Landon> I'll be lucky if any of them recoup their cost within the first year
[20:36:05] <Landon> that much better?
[20:36:10] <swiss> though booze.rocks is on namecheap still
[20:36:14] <Landon> hah
[20:36:25] <swiss> not really cheaper, but better dns and nicer ui
[20:36:49] <swiss> i think it is a flat 12 a year through google, but i hate namecheaps ui
[20:37:02] <Landon> heh
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[20:50:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Another Cyclist Dead after Police in Quebec Run-over him Twice - http://sylnt.us - unbelievable-inexcusable-unforgivable
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[21:29:11] <TK> weekend++
[21:29:11] <Bender> karma - weekend: 3
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[21:58:18] <crutchy> Landon, if you're not using all your domains maybe chuck them on freedns.afraid.org
[21:58:54] <crutchy> might be able to make a bit of loose change from them
[22:11:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Open Parallel Computing Platform Ships - http://sylnt.us - more-moore's-cores-scores
[22:13:34] <crutchy> ~time chicago
[22:13:35] <exec> Friday, 5 September 2014 @ 5:13 pm CDT - Chicago, IL
[22:14:29] <crutchy> yay for american 9-5ers
[22:14:52] <crutchy> err eastern ones :)
[22:25:37] <Landon> crutchy: of course I'm using them, why else would I have them :)
[22:26:07] <crutchy> sorry yeah i dunno. you mentioned addiction :p
[22:26:28] <Landon> hmmmm
[22:26:34] <Landon> have Cox on the line, but I'm on hoooold...
[22:26:41] <Landon> is it in appropriate to head to the urinal
[22:26:56] <Landon> I mean, that's about what I think of them anyways
[22:27:10] <Landon> for sticking a $160 charg on my bill for returning the receiver a little late
[22:27:37] <chromas> Landon: totally appropriate
[22:27:46] <chromas> in fact, take a stall
[22:28:41] <crutchy> open a gar porn video and tape the phone hanset to the speaker
[22:28:51] <crutchy> *gay
[22:30:37] <crutchy> or turn it up really loud so your neighbors think you're having man sex... then you'll become all metrosexual
[22:30:52] <crutchy> wtf am i talking about again?
[22:36:15] <arti> elephants purr.
[22:39:06] <crutchy> ~sed on
[22:39:06] <exec> sed enabled for 10#Soylent
[23:20:03] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard++
[23:20:03] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 61
[23:20:06] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard++
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[23:20:25] <crutchy> ooh close to the magik number
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[23:20:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Miss Piggy 'Deeply Saddened' by Joan Rivers' Passing - http://sylnt.us - deep-shallows
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[23:50:04] <SpallsHurgenson> can we have the UN declare floral air "fresheners" to be toxic chemical-warfare weapons and banned worldwide?
[23:50:13] <SpallsHurgenson> or at least have people who use them declared war-criminals?
[23:53:13] <swiss> i agree
[23:53:29] <crutchy> the war-criminal title is reserved for politicians
[23:54:48] * SpallsHurgenson has a sudden image of Obama (or Bush) dressed in a pink floral apron, dual-wielding two spray-cans of air-fresheners with a huge shit-eating grin on his face