#Soylent | Logs for 2014-09-04

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[00:09:44] <Bytram> ~time x
[00:10:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google's Self-Driving Car Still Needs a Lot of Work - But You've Got to Start Somewhere - http://sylnt.us - don't-buy-one-yet
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[00:12:52] <mrcoolbp> .topic https://SoylentNews.org | Useful links: http://sylnt.us | SN PBC Board Meeting - Weds, Sept. 12 at 22:30 UTC (6:30pm EDT) in #staff, all are welcome
[00:12:52] juggler changed topic of #Soylent to: https://SoylentNews.org | Useful links: http://sylnt.us | SN PBC Board Meeting - Weds, Sept. 12 at 22:30 UTC (6:30pm EDT) in #staff, all are welcome
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[00:55:52] <SpallsHurgenson> right.
[01:09:53] <SpallsHurgenson> heh, when I transitioned to palemoon, it enabled a lot of the add-ons that were disabled in firefox... so now I have adblock (w/EasyPrivacy list), ghostery, trackmenot, privacybadger and disconnect all running at the same time. :)
[01:10:14] <SpallsHurgenson> no wonder I was using 700MB just sitting at about:newtab :)
[01:12:12] <chromas> sounds like buggy extensions
[01:12:55] <chromas> or buggy browser blaming it all on the extensions :D
[01:13:42] <SpallsHurgenson> maybe buggy extensions on buggy browser on buggy OS... running on buggy hardware?
[01:13:51] <SpallsHurgenson> it's bugs all the way down!
[01:15:34] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[01:15:58] <chromas> When I transitioned to palemoon, it wanted to save PDFs and stuff instead of opening them. It still won't 'embed' them or open downloads with ctrl+j
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[01:16:26] <chromas> still batter than new firefux
[01:17:00] * SpallsHurgenson tests... huh, you right
[01:17:59] <SpallsHurgenson> mind you, I prefer downloading the PDFs anyway but I liked having that option
[01:18:52] <chromas> You can change it in the Applications section of the prefs
[01:19:23] * chromas sheds a tear for Opera
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[01:19:51] <SpallsHurgenson> there was always something... off... about the Opera interface that bugged me
[01:22:26] * SpallsHurgenson sticks with Usenet :)
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[01:23:24] <chromas> Opera shouldv'e forked Firefox instead of that other thing
[01:24:49] <SpallsHurgenson> soylent needs a "best viewed with palemoon" button :)
[01:25:03] <chromas> palemoon++
[01:25:03] <Bender> karma - palemoon: 1
[01:25:12] <SpallsHurgenson> karma--
[01:25:12] <Bender> karma - karma: 18
[01:25:18] <chromas> though I haven't been able to connect to the pm jabber server lately
[01:25:52] <chromas> karma_whores--
[01:25:52] <Bender> karma - karma_whores: -1
[01:25:55] <chromas> whores++
[01:25:55] <Bender> karma - whores: 1
[01:26:11] <SpallsHurgenson> jabber, like, what, the instant messaging service? Only nerds and weirdos chat on the net :)
[01:26:36] <chromas> I only have my dad on it. Everyone else is FB chat or sms
[01:26:50] <chromas> or here for the coolest of people
[01:26:51] <SpallsHurgenson> argh, it just gets worse :)
[01:27:55] <chromas> faceboob has a nice, half-assed jabber-ish chat interface so you can connect and usually messages come through sometime later in the day
[01:28:13] <chromas> sometimes it's on time; others it's not
[01:28:30] <SpallsHurgenson> I wouldn't know; it's like somebody redirected facebook to 127.0.0.1 on all my computers :)
[01:28:52] <chromas> the cdn as well?
[01:29:43] * SpallsHurgenson doesn't remember the extent of the block; I did it a few years ago and it probably isn't a quarter effective anymore... but it makes me feel good about it anyway
[01:29:51] <chromas> https://scontent-a-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net
[01:33:42] <SpallsHurgenson> damn
[01:34:02] <chromas> if it loaded then your HOSTS are a FAILed
[01:34:22] <chromas> APK would like a word with you
[01:34:43] <SpallsHurgenson> no, HOSTs doesn't do whole domains
[01:35:05] <SpallsHurgenson> I forget what I did :)
[01:35:15] <chromas> .fbcdn.net
[01:35:18] <SpallsHurgenson> I just know large chunks of facebook don't exist for me :)
[01:35:27] <chromas> the worst parts
[01:35:29] <SpallsHurgenson> and that makes me happy :)
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[01:39:51] <SpallsHurgenson> hey, wasn't there a meeting tonight?
[01:41:15] <chromas> I think it finished a bit ago
[01:41:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 2 California Police Departments Shedding Armored Vehicles After Ferguson Debacle - http://sylnt.us - time-for-a-rethink
[01:42:56] <SpallsHurgenson> police are pussies until they start driving real tanks :)
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[02:17:44] <geotti> water++
[02:17:44] <Bender> karma - water: 1
[02:22:30] <SpallsHurgenson> anything_else++
[02:22:30] <Bender> karma - anything_else: 1
[02:26:12] * SpallsHurgenson tosses bender a bot-snack
[02:35:43] <geotti> shipyard--
[02:35:43] <Bender> karma - shipyard: -1
[02:35:54] <geotti> docker++
[02:35:54] <Bender> karma - docker: 1
[02:36:05] <SpallsHurgenson> I'm confused
[02:36:08] <chromas> docking++
[02:36:08] <Bender> karma - docking: 1
[02:36:49] <geotti> http://doker.io
[02:37:07] <geotti> it's a nice wrapper (and a bit more) for lxc
[02:37:40] <geotti> pretty hyped as you can recognize by the domain ending
[02:37:45] <geotti> s/hyped/hipster
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[02:38:59] <swiss> docker is a good idea that is going to become our worst enemy
[02:39:15] <geotti> swiss: why?
[02:39:21] <geotti> the enemy part
[02:39:28] <swiss> "What? You *didn't* want 4 versions of apache running between the 4 docker apps you got?"
[02:39:32] <SpallsHurgenson> swiss: why?
[02:39:40] <SpallsHurgenson> the good idea part
[02:39:44] <swiss> "Wait, you mean I should REMOVE the unneeded packages I only used during testing?"
[02:39:57] <swiss> SpallsHurgenson: quick deployment, consistent results
[02:40:08] <SpallsHurgenson> why?
[02:40:12] <SpallsHurgenson> the become part
[02:40:16] <geotti> that'll get sorted out with dependency management, it did with java after all...
[02:40:21] <geotti> wait a minute. no it didn't
[02:40:24] <swiss> SpallsHurgenson: see before that, the quotes
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[02:40:48] <swiss> geotti: yeah, it's going to be abused in th worst ways. Especially when the entire requirements for a docker instance will be "systemd"
[02:41:18] <geotti> swiss: that's the moment when I'll throw it away
[02:41:26] <geotti> systemd--
[02:41:26] <Bender> karma - systemd: 2
[02:41:30] <swiss> you're going to be running one frontend webserver and be proxy-passing to three or four apache instances on the backend
[02:41:30] <mechanicjay> I feel like there are a lot more downmods on the site recently.
[02:41:47] <swiss> systemd is another one that was a decent idea that was taken in the wrong direction
[02:41:48] <systemd> swiss: don't think so
[02:41:56] <swiss> wut
[02:43:24] <geotti> swiss: I only plan it for my own stuff, so I probably couldn't care less about getting "apps" to run.. But it's a good point and I think they'll work on it.
[02:43:41] <geotti> after all they got funded and all
[02:43:48] <swiss> I don't see how they can "work on it" when it's just exploiting a primary feature of the program
[02:43:56] <swiss> and not exploiting in the malware way, but in the politician way
[02:44:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> nice, i completely missed the meeting
[02:45:49] <geotti> well, for one they could implement dependency management, second, they could have "standard" images (they do already, actually). Probably there's an elegant solution... like charging $$$ : )
[02:46:23] <swiss> but dependency management would break it imo
[02:46:28] <geotti> and then, of course, you could just be careful as the deployer
[02:46:42] <swiss> since you're talking about getting specific versions of packages deployed with it
[02:46:49] <mechanicjay> TheMightyBuzzard: I did too, forgot all about it
[02:47:04] <swiss> theoretically, they could handle dependencies by checking use-flags (like gentoo) between instances
[02:47:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> ditto. had to go visit my new baby cousin though so i would have missed it anyway.
[02:47:20] <geotti> swiss: yeah to some extent, but they could leave a -f flag
[02:47:29] <swiss> -f ?
[02:47:39] <geotti> TheMightyBuzzard: congrats, babies rock!
[02:47:41] <geotti> babies++
[02:47:41] <Bender> karma - babies: 1
[02:48:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> babies are loud n smelly and those are their good points. i went cause it mattered to the cousin who had the wee turdlet, heh.
[02:48:29] <geotti> like "-f ignores dependency management"
[02:48:50] <geotti> babies are not smelly, toddlers are
[02:49:11] <geotti> as soon an they get something besides mother's milk
[02:49:22] <geotti> or, 8 hours after, actually
[02:49:51] <geotti> but they're still totally adorable
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[02:50:26] <Lagg> I too think that small lumpy half-formed alien-looking things are adorable.
[02:50:28] <geotti> and in a couple of years, you'll be able to teach your cousing programming, isn't that cool?
[02:51:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> in a couple years it will be. now he's just loud a diaper filler.
[02:51:15] <Landon> it will take a lot to convince me that tiny wrinkly old men are adorable
[02:51:41] <Lagg> Babies look like what would happen if the guy who got drenched in the toxic waste in robocop was a few heads shorter
[02:51:48] <SpallsHurgenson> you might need this: https://www.leo.org
[02:51:49] <monopoly> ^ 03Baby - the manpage
[02:52:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> besides, i teach critical thinking skills. like how not everything uncle buzz suggests is a Good Idea.
[02:52:11] <Lagg> and then in a few years they turn into hellspawn, and then after /that/ the terrible twos occur.
[02:52:42] <geotti> "runs at a low priority for approximately 40 weeks then terminates with heavy system load." no kidding
[02:52:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> 3-10 are fun. you can get in so much trouble.
[02:54:03] <geotti> 1 is already pretty fun, I'd say. And that's only the beginning
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[02:54:54] <crutchy_> bytram, noticed your todos and mention of grep in board meeting. I've been working on and off on a meeting minute taking script that you can use to action items, take votes etc and on meeting close automatically have minutes available on wiki. any thoughts?
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[02:57:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> i need a minion
[02:57:58] * geotti prefers an AI
[02:58:12] <geotti> they don't need food
[02:58:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, i need a minion i to help on slash coding
[02:58:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> it would make an ai cry
[02:59:57] <geotti> have you tried https://www.mturk.com
[02:59:57] <monopoly> ^ 03Amazon Mechanical Turk - Welcome
[03:01:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> not even going to bother looking. slash can barely be understood by humans and we know how to cuss really well.
[03:02:12] <geotti> refactor++
[03:02:12] <Bender> karma - refactor: 1
[03:02:21] <geotti> but we've already talked about this
[03:02:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyway, gotta get some sleep so i can get back at contributing to the mess in the am.
[03:03:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> nite folks
[03:03:23] <geotti> n8 buzz
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[03:20:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Mining Lithium from Sea Water - http://sylnt.us - 'Oh-I-do-like-to-be-beside-the-seaside'
[03:21:22] <geotti> now *that's* a good name for a project: http://api.yandex.com
[03:21:24] <monopoly> ^ 03Cocaine. Cocaine technology description
[03:21:34] <geotti> Configurable Omnipotent Custom Applications Integrated Network Engine
[03:21:52] <geotti> cocaine++
[03:21:52] <Bender> karma - cocaine: 2
[03:26:13] <SpallsHurgenson> yay, cocaine++
[03:26:37] <SpallsHurgenson> oh wait, I think we're both talking about something different :)
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[03:33:15] <Lagg> geotti: Why did that highlight me
[03:33:32] <geotti> Lagg: cocaine?
[03:33:41] <Lagg> What black magic have you cast upon my client to make it like cocaine so
[03:33:51] <SpallsHurgenson> cocaine++
[03:33:51] <Bender> karma - cocaine: 3
[03:33:55] <SpallsHurgenson> <squee!>
[03:33:56] <geotti> lol
[03:33:56] <ciri> hahaha
[03:49:48] <Landon> ugh
[03:49:58] <Landon> my pet peeve is when validation code emails aren't sent instantly -_-
[03:50:29] <Landon> I've just resigned myself to paying you $11,000 .. the least you can do is send an email within 5 seconds instead of 5 minutes
[03:50:59] <SpallsHurgenson> my pet peeve is when they aren't set immediately, then I realize that I typed in my email address wrong :)
[03:51:15] <swiss> Landon: agreed.
[03:51:17] <SirFinkus> bad ui feedback
[03:51:31] <chromas> I will take $11,000 off your hands for you and I'll send you all the confirmations you want whenever you want
[03:51:45] <SirFinkus> it is satisfying when your client beeps the instant after you click the button
[03:51:46] <geotti> what about, when the mail server is configured properly and Foo@domain.com is different from foo@domain.com?
[03:52:40] <geotti> chromas: I suspect you will do it through the account of that prince from Nigeria?
[03:52:57] <geotti> if so, let me tell you it is blocked. But for a small fee...
[03:53:29] <Landon> geotti: wouldn't know, I've got wildcards on all of my domains :)
[03:53:35] <chromas> case_sensitivity--
[03:53:35] <Bender> karma - case_sensitivity: -1
[03:54:12] <geotti> Landon: that's the first thing I set up to, if just to figure out who gave my address away
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[03:54:41] <Landon> geotti: yep, I know some people are paranoid about it, but honestly I don't give spam to email addresses that I don't give out
[03:54:58] <Landon> no one carpet bombs my domains... guess they're just not quite that popular
[03:55:07] <Landon> s/give/get
[03:55:09] <Landon> s/give/get/
[03:56:18] <geotti> yeah, my point was that it's quite nice to receive a penis enlargement email to amazon@yourdomain.com, when amazon is the only place you use this email for
[03:56:53] <geotti> not that I actually received spam there, but still
[03:58:18] <geotti> also great for filtering and picking up girls (isetthisemailupjustsoyoucancontactme@domain.com)
[03:59:53] <Landon> hah
[04:00:06] <Landon> it's interesting seeing some very different emails get the exact same spam too
[04:03:38] <Popeidol> I set up wildcard just so I could put down whatever I like on forms
[04:04:20] <Popeidol> usually being rude to whatever company gave me the form
[04:04:50] <Popeidol> 'no seriously my email is 'MyBankIsTerrible@mydomain.com'
[04:05:35] <Popeidol> bonus: If I start getting spam at that address, I was clearly right. my bank is terrible.
[04:06:48] <arti> evening gents
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[04:11:52] <Subsentient> Gerbils. Fear them.
[04:13:18] <arti> Richard. Gere.
[04:14:19] <geotti> evening? It's 6 in the morning, you insensitive clod!
[04:14:53] <arti> !idle
[04:14:54] <ciri> necronian hasn't said a word for 38552 minutes :/
[04:15:06] <arti> !g 38552/60/24/7
[04:15:06] <ciri> ((38 552 / 60) / 24) / 7 = 3.82460317
[04:15:23] <arti> well, apt name.
[04:15:33] * geotti thinks someone's getting the idle-record
[04:15:46] * geotti also thinks it's not him
[04:16:08] <arti> !decide correct no
[04:16:08] <ciri> The roll of the dice picks: correct.
[04:16:18] <arti> it seems you are correct.
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[04:25:32] * geotti sometimes hates to be right. Not this time.
[04:30:06] <geotti> The late worm escapes the early bird.
[04:33:28] <geotti> "apparently systemd needs to be told that its config has changed"
[04:33:30] <geotti> systemd--
[04:33:30] <Bender> karma - systemd: 1
[04:33:41] <arti> systemd--
[04:33:41] <Bender> karma - systemd: 0
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[04:36:17] <arti> greetings james
[04:36:25] <geotti> ~time
[04:36:38] <geotti> what's the command for time in puhket?
[04:36:48] <geotti> !time puhket
[04:36:48] <Bender> nothing todo for geotti ;]
[04:36:57] <arti> ~time phuket
[04:37:23] <geotti> hm
[04:37:24] <JamesNZ> \o arti
[04:37:25] <systemd> JamesNZ: I'm not sure what to make of that
[04:37:29] <arti> o/
[04:37:32] <JamesNZ> O_o
[04:37:40] <arti> uh looks like \ is a command prefix
[04:37:53] <arti> \say blah
[04:37:53] <systemd> arti: Error: You must be registered to use this command. If you are already registered, you must either identify (using the identify command) or add a hostmask matching your current hostmask (using the "hostmask add" command).
[04:38:06] <geotti> \time phuket
[04:38:06] <systemd> geotti: phuket
[04:38:20] * arti blinks
[04:38:32] <geotti> \time blinks
[04:38:33] <JamesNZ> Ok, now, I have to draw the line at an IRC client in an init system :P
[04:38:33] <systemd> geotti: blinks
[04:38:39] <JamesNZ> \help
[04:38:39] <systemd> JamesNZ: (help [<plugin>] [<command>]) -- This command gives a useful description of what <command> does. <plugin> is only necessary if the command is in more than one plugin.
[04:38:52] <JamesNZ> \help time
[04:38:52] <systemd> JamesNZ: (time [<format>] [<seconds since epoch>]) -- Returns the current time in <format> format, or, if <format> is not given, uses the configurable format for the current channel. If no <seconds since epoch> time is given, the current time is used.
[04:40:20] <geotti> looks like a neat function is missing
[04:41:07] <mrcoolbp> systemd: s/ns the/n of the Jedi/
[04:41:08] <systemd> mrcoolbp: No
[04:41:12] <mrcoolbp> = (
[04:41:32] <arti> hahaha
[04:41:36] <mrcoolbp> = )
[04:41:44] <arti> why the long faces
[04:41:53] <mrcoolbp> said the horse?
[04:43:00] <arti> ^_________________________________________^
[04:44:17] <geotti> \time %G
[04:44:17] <systemd> geotti: 2014
[04:45:03] <geotti> I meant
[04:45:09] <geotti> \time %W
[04:45:09] <systemd> geotti: 35
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[04:52:03] <geotti> devonthink++
[04:52:03] <Bender> karma - devonthink: 1
[04:52:25] <geotti> paperless office FTW!
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[05:02:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Neat Solution for End-to-End Voice Encryption for any Device with a Head- and Microphone- Socket. - http://sylnt.us - they-claim-they-only-want-the-metadata
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[05:35:08] <juggs> .op
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[05:35:41] <juggs> .topic https://SoylentNews.org | Useful links: http://sylnt.us | SN PBC Board Meeting - Fri, Sept. 12 at 22:30 UTC (6:30pm EDT) in #staff, all are welcome
[05:35:41] juggler changed topic of #Soylent to: https://SoylentNews.org | Useful links: http://sylnt.us | SN PBC Board Meeting - Fri, Sept. 12 at 22:30 UTC (6:30pm EDT) in #staff, all are welcome
[05:35:57] <juggs> Day was wrong
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[05:51:40] <juggs> hey joe, where ya going with the gun in your hand? (is that getting old yet?) :D
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[06:08:39] <Subsentient1> $help replace
[06:08:39] <aqu4> [$replace <required_arg(s)>]: Used to modify a quote by yourself or another user. Syntax is 'replace nick old^new'. You may omit 'new' to delete from a string, but not 'old'.
[06:09:10] <Subsentient1> $replace juggs old^awesome
[06:09:10] <aqu4> Subsentient1: "<juggs>: hey joe, where ya going with the gun in your hand? (is that getting awesome yet?) :D"
[06:09:24] * Subsentient1 spits on sedbot
[06:09:29] <chromas> $replace chromas replace^burrito
[06:09:29] <aqu4> Failed to perform replace. No match found in user's last message.
[06:09:33] <chromas> $replace chromas replace^burrito
[06:09:33] <aqu4> chromas: "<chromas>: $burrito chromas burrito^burrito"
[06:09:51] <chromas> yeah but it doesn't follow the nerdy sed style
[06:10:09] <Subsentient1> Yes, but aqu4's design rules specify no 'real' commands may be without prefix.
[06:10:27] <chromas> $s/chromas/burrito/
[06:10:40] <Subsentient1> $replace Subsentient1 real^useful
[06:10:40] <aqu4> Failed to perform replace. No match found in user's last message.
[06:11:01] <Subsentient1> $seen Subsentient1
[06:11:01] <aqu4> I last saw subsentient1 at 2014-04-10 11:37:19 UTC in ##aqu4bot. Their most recent message is "@dumpchanneldb ##aqu4bot "
[06:11:04] <chromas> $systemctl start burrito
[06:11:18] <chromas> $burritoctl fire chromas
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[06:12:04] <Subsentient1> $seen Subsentient1
[06:12:04] <aqu4> I last saw Subsentient1 at 2014-09-04 05:50:09 UTC in ##aqu4bot. Their most recent message is "$seen Subsentient1"
[06:12:12] <Subsentient1> Yes, but aqu4's design rules specify no 'real' commands may be without prefix.
[06:12:14] <Subsentient1> $replace Subsentient1 real^useful
[06:12:14] <aqu4> Subsentient1: "<Subsentient1>: Yes, but aqu4's design rules specify no 'useful' commands may be without prefix."
[06:12:17] <Subsentient1> THere.
[06:12:22] <Subsentient1> Corrupted seen db
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[06:13:28] <Subsentient1> Also added a sexy ohloh/openhub page for aqu4bot for all the good it does.
[06:13:29] <Subsentient1> https://www.openhub.net
[06:13:31] <monopoly> ^ 03The aqu4bot Open Source Project on Open Hub
[06:15:43] <ar> moin
[06:16:33] <chromas> "specialized IRC bot written in mostly-ANSI C"
[06:16:38] <chromas> Oh aqu4, you have fallen
[06:16:47] <chromas> Didn't it used to be pure c?
[06:16:55] <chromas> or is it the ANSI that's "mostly"?
[06:17:41] <chromas> coffee++ just special for ar to decrement
[06:17:41] <Bender> karma - coffee: 722
[06:18:07] <crutchy> coffee++
[06:18:07] <Bender> karma - coffee: 723
[06:18:21] <chromas> toffee++
[06:18:21] <Bender> karma - toffee: 4
[06:18:55] <ar> coffee--
[06:18:55] <Bender> karma - coffee: 722
[06:18:56] <ar> coffee--
[06:18:56] <Bender> karma - coffee: 721
[06:19:03] <ar> coffee--
[06:19:03] <Bender> karma - coffee: 720
[06:19:11] <chromas> tea--
[06:19:11] <Bender> karma - tea: 50
[06:19:12] <chromas> tea--
[06:19:12] <Bender> karma - tea: 49
[06:19:34] <Popeidol> tea++
[06:19:34] <Bender> karma - tea: 50
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[06:19:59] <ar> chromas,crutchy: why do you adore this black sludge that makes you miserable in the mornings?
[06:20:21] <chromas> If it's sludgy then you're probably doin' it wrong
[06:20:29] <chromas> I don't drink it though; smells like shit
[06:20:38] <chromas> But so does alcohol so
[06:21:00] <chromas> But I do enjoy incrementing variables
[06:21:27] <arti> coffee++
[06:21:27] <Bender> karma - coffee: 721
[06:21:29] <arti> tea--
[06:21:29] <Bender> karma - tea: 49
[06:22:36] <Popeidol> motherfuckers
[06:22:38] <Popeidol> tea++
[06:22:38] <Bender> karma - tea: 50
[06:22:39] <Popeidol> tea++
[06:22:39] <Bender> karma - tea: 51
[06:22:50] <crutchy> wet_tea++
[06:22:50] <Bender> karma - wet_tea: 1
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[06:31:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - MIPS Strikes Back: 64-bit Warrior I6400 Arrives - http://sylnt.us - competition-is-still-here
[06:36:44] <geotti> water++
[06:36:44] <Bender> karma - water: 2
[06:36:48] <ar> hm
[06:37:13] <ar> last i checked linux support for smp on 64bit mips was broken
[06:38:32] <arti> super my pony.
[06:42:18] <geotti> How nice of them to publish a price for the board. not.
[06:42:19] <ciri> not sure
[06:42:26] <Subsentient1> ar: The fact you memorize that stuff is somewhat sad.
[06:42:54] <Subsentient1> Just like my meticulous and arguably useless study of the C89 standard. Not even C99. C89. I guess I just like it better.
[06:43:22] * geotti believes that everyone should have an obsession. Or two. Or three.
[06:44:51] <geotti> weed++
[06:44:51] <Bender> karma - weed: 4
[06:44:57] <geotti> vaporizer++
[06:44:57] <Bender> karma - vaporizer: 1
[06:45:06] <geotti> money--
[06:45:06] <Bender> karma - money: -1
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[06:57:32] <Subsentient1> money--
[06:57:32] <Bender> karma - money: -2
[06:57:36] <Subsentient1> geotti: :^)
[06:57:44] <Subsentient1> you a socialist too?
[06:58:15] * juggs skates alongside Tachyon and surreptitiously grabs on - should be an interesting ride seeing whether I too can flicker in and out of existence and seem to travel faster than light simply by being in close proximity. Hit the gas Tachyon!
[06:58:33] * geotti hasn't decided yet
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[06:59:08] <juggs> damn.. lost my grip
[06:59:09] <Subsentient1> geotti: What tipped me over the edge was a starving sunburned mother of a 1 year old baby in 110F Arizona heat who was homeless with no family.
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[06:59:47] <geotti> oh, I'm definitely not a capitalist, or I wouldn't be promoting Free software, would I ? : )
[06:59:57] <geotti> I haven't decided between the shades of left
[07:00:36] <geotti> I sometimes entertain the thought that communism might work now that we have computers and the internet
[07:02:20] <Subsentient1> geotti: Communism is not a good idea. Give people their private property, otherwise there will be too much resentment and it will need to be a Stalin-eque regime to survive and be enforced.
[07:02:59] <Subsentient1> I want a resource-based economy with a standard non-working minimum wage, and non-transferrable 'quota credits' for different groups of goods, allocated monthly.
[07:03:31] <geotti> there should be private property, but wealth should be distributed fairly (?)
[07:03:45] <geotti> damn, didn't think I'd do that
[07:03:47] <geotti> osx--
[07:03:47] <Bender> karma - osx: -1
[07:03:51] <Subsentient1> Sounds about right.
[07:04:08] <geotti> that was supposed to be tm in the brackets
[07:04:35] <Subsentient1> Capitalism/free market will be legal, but unregulated with no currency supplied by the government.
[07:04:44] <Subsentient1> It will be illegal to transfer quota to someone else.
[07:05:07] <geotti> I'm not sure that Keynes was right either, though. Sometimes the government has to be able to intervene
[07:05:25] * geotti is obviously talking about a mythical, benign government
[07:05:39] <Subsentient1> I hate free market ideology, I want to discourage it by having an efficient socialistic system in place to make it less important.
[07:06:28] <geotti> it's definitely neither communism, nor individualism (as we have it now). The golden middle is somewhere in between
[07:06:46] <Subsentient1> I believe in horizontal government. Powers should be interconnected rather than stacked, and ALL positions should be subject to public election.
[07:06:59] <geotti> but wealth distribution today should be much easier than in the 20th century
[07:07:01] <juggs> problem with idealistic communism is that.. well people get in the way. Namely greed. Get a government involved and someone somewhere is going to see a chance to profit. It's just human instinct - gotta climb by using everyone else as stepping stones. Kill that base instinct off worldwide and it may have something. But... yah
[07:07:19] <geotti> yes, greed is a huge problem.
[07:07:31] <arti> easy, just make laws against it!
[07:07:35] <geotti> Subsentient1: if everything is to be elected, people will loose interest
[07:07:36] <arti> laws work well!
[07:07:40] <Subsentient1> My goal is to eliminate poverty.
[07:07:49] <arti> winter does that :D
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[07:08:14] <Subsentient1> geotti: Sure they will. So build a popular culture that portrays elections as your patriotic duty. A little benign manipulation of the media. :^)
[07:08:30] <Subsentient1> $replace geotti^juggs
[07:08:30] <aqu4> You must specify more than just a nick.
[07:08:34] <arti> like aus where voting is mandatory?
[07:08:37] <Subsentient1> $replace juggs geotti^juggs
[07:08:37] <aqu4> Failed to perform replace. No match found in user's last message.
[07:08:40] <geotti> unless you're between north and southern hemispheres
[07:08:51] <juggs> Subsentient, patriotic to what?
[07:08:58] <arti> heavy gear explored the north/south thing
[07:08:59] <Subsentient1> juggs: The new glorious nation.\
[07:09:28] <geotti> All hail the new glorious nation (tm)
[07:09:40] <geotti> also known as IMF
[07:09:41] <arti> the new currency should be Dongs
[07:09:43] <Subsentient1> Unified Confederacy of North America, happy?
[07:09:50] <Subsentient1> UCNA
[07:10:00] <Subsentient1> No currency will be present in the UCNA.
[07:10:02] <juggs> no
[07:10:04] <Subsentient1> Just 'quota credits'
[07:10:12] <arti> rolls off the tongue
[07:10:26] <geotti> can we make it based on merit and span the whole world?
[07:10:28] <juggs> how will that trade outside its border?
[07:10:29] <ciri> very carefully and then some
[07:10:37] <juggs> with only leaves to trade?
[07:10:37] <geotti> juggs: with space-ships
[07:10:42] * arti pets ciri
[07:11:03] <Subsentient1> juggs: That's the one problem. Perhaps a semi-currency only used by the government for dealing with foreign nations, but illegal for civilians to even posess.
[07:11:15] <Subsentient1> $replace Subsentient1 posess^possess
[07:11:15] <aqu4> Subsentient1: "<Subsentient1>: juggs: That's the one problem. Perhaps a semi-currency only used by the government for dealing with foreign nations, but illegal for civilians to even possess."
[07:11:34] <geotti> but we all know what happens when currency is illegal to posess
[07:11:50] <Subsentient1> No, just THAT currency.
[07:12:06] <geotti> (people either still have it, or use something else for trade. Gold, for example.)
[07:12:08] <Subsentient1> The unregulated, blind-eye-from-government market can invent one if it wants
[07:12:25] <arti> [The screams of the dying fill the fetid air.]
[07:12:36] <Subsentient1> You just cannot possess the one currency the government uses for its external trade.
[07:13:06] <geotti> like SDR?
[07:13:07] <arti> One Currency. One Economy. One Rule.
[07:13:09] <Subsentient1> Bitcoin etc are fine. Sell what you want, even if you got it from the government warehouse, but don't expect us to raise your quota because you sold it.
[07:13:31] <Subsentient1> The government will have no currency available for its civilian population
[07:13:36] <Subsentient1> but you can create one if you wish.
[07:13:45] <Subsentient1> Just not endorsed by the government.
[07:14:06] <juggs> Subsentient1, so you want a big gov't to stay on top of enforcing that civilians do not have said currency? So you're back to a repressive, federalist (internally), zenophobic nation.
[07:14:41] <geotti> s/zeno/xeno
[07:14:54] <juggs> thanks geotti - late here
[07:15:13] <geotti> xenos - the stranger
[07:15:15] * arti offers juggs some coffee
[07:15:30] <arti> xenos, my favorite space breffist
[07:15:36] <juggs> arti - no thanks, will stick with the beer and expire.
[07:15:48] <arti> wot kind?
[07:16:07] <juggs> cold
[07:16:14] <geotti> There's beer in the US?
[07:16:20] <arti> that's the best kind.
[07:16:25] <geotti> true.
[07:16:35] * arti was referring to cold
[07:16:44] * geotti as well.
[07:16:44] <juggs> The US has some great beers and breweries.
[07:16:53] <arti> microbrew scene is pretty good
[07:17:23] * geotti likes his beer to be made from wheat and unfiltered.
[07:17:29] <geotti> and cold.
[07:17:40] * geotti prefers wine more, actually.
[07:18:08] * juggs is not from the US but the beer's fine there once you break out of the chain stuff IME - well it was a good many years back when I last visited.
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[07:19:27] <geotti> Sorry, assumed that, since you were talking about going to bed
[07:20:31] <geotti> But anyway, on a global level, what do you think should happen, so we get all up to a similar level?
[07:20:50] <geotti> Besides a free and democratic (anarchistic?) internet
[07:21:06] <geotti> and disabling greed
[07:22:58] <Subsentient1> juggs: No.
[07:23:32] <Subsentient1> You misunderstand. You can have whatever currency you want, just not the weird, not even designed in the right denominations external-trade-only currency that the government produces solely for external trade.
[07:23:35] <juggs> Well - let me take ten years or so jotting that solution down and I'll get back to you. Perhaps I should - have it carved in a cave or something. Nah wouldn't work, give a few hundred years and some twat would turn my scratchings into a religion.
[07:24:32] <Subsentient1> The government will not produce civilian currency beyond the 'quota credits' which are divided up into different sections for staples and play.
[07:24:45] <Subsentient1> Those cannot be gifted or traded. Non-transferrable.
[07:27:59] <geotti> switch to sustainable economy and businesses (no more new iphone every year), distribute resources fairly, chain most lawyers and lobbyists to the bottom of the sea
[07:31:01] <geotti> automate most of the jobs people don't want to do, and let them do what they want, invest in education, science, culture...
[07:32:14] * arti waits for the doobie to be passed around
[07:32:34] * chromas gives tama a doobie
[07:32:53] * arti passes it
[07:32:58] <geotti> the Greeks have a nice saying going something like: it smells, but nothing is passed around
[07:33:08] <geotti> obviously, it rhymes too
[07:33:16] <arti> sounds like a slight for ladies
[07:33:29] <geotti> one of the funniest things I've heard
[07:33:41] <arti> many things don't translate well
[07:34:07] <geotti> more literary, it'd be "smells but doesn't turn"
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[07:34:32] <geotti> yeah
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[07:36:15] <arti> looks like the agents got to him
[07:37:56] <geotti> agents--
[07:37:56] <Bender> karma - agents: -1
[07:38:35] <arti> !uid
[07:38:35] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 4683, owned by novak
[07:38:48] <arti> kavon. must be space kevin
[07:40:45] <juggs> geotti, but in the current climate, what is there to invest other than what results from pillaging the resources of the earth. That's unsustainable, sure the time-frame for it being civilization disruption levels of unsustainable are endlessly debateable - but we can't just continue mining the earth ad infinitum, it's not an infinite resource. The only overarching plan that can succeed is one that gets us from here to "tapping nothing from the eart
[07:40:45] <juggs> h beneath our feet". Throw in politics, religion, regional historical hangovers etc etc etc etc it's unicorn poop. This sit seems destined to go on until we starve ourselves back to a sensible population level - and then the whole cycle will rinse and repeat because we basically stopped evolving once we hit the apex predator status on the planet. It's like a badly coded game that has no exit strategy other than to suicide the population.
[07:40:50] <geotti> novak is a pretty common last name here in europe
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[07:41:35] <monopoly> unicorn_poop++
[07:41:35] <Bender> karma - unicorn_poop: 1
[07:41:57] <juggs> ahhh botslide
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[07:42:06] <Subsentient> Fucking intermittent internet
[07:42:14] <Subsentient> Not good for servers
[07:42:40] <arti> intermittenternet
[07:43:34] <geotti> juggs: we could always mine the moon
[07:43:51] <arti> are we expecting a land invasion?
[07:44:02] <geotti> brb
[07:44:03] <ciri> when you coming back. miss ya already! ;) geotti
[07:44:24] <juggs> geotti, and then what? presuming the moon holds anything of value to prop up our current game plan
[07:46:27] <juggs> blurgh it's all a shell game when you look long enough ahead.
[07:47:40] <geotti> juggs well, if we could establish a moon base, we could expand further
[07:47:52] <geotti> like mars, or something
[07:47:55] <arti> sorta like using a finger first?
[07:48:00] <geotti> look at Australia
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[07:48:19] <arti> i was earlier, looks like mars in the middle of the country :P
[07:48:31] <arti> star the reactor quaid
[07:50:15] <geotti> there must be a way out of the dilemma
[07:51:00] <juggs> geotti, I don't disagree, it at least would get us mostly out of our own gravity. Not going to happen though as we seem to be enraptured by throwing poop at each other arguing over subtle differences.
[07:51:54] <geotti> yeah, that's what's pissing me off too
[07:52:42] <geotti> it seems so petty that we're fighting for resources, if there's an endless supply of them
[07:52:54] <geotti> right outside the door
[07:53:35] <arti> https://news.ycombinator.com
[07:53:35] <monopoly> ^ 03Nearly All U.S. Home Depot Stores Hit By Credit Card Theft | Hacker News
[07:54:25] <geotti> new anti-terr^h^h^h^hhacker laws in 3...,2...,1...
[07:54:28] <juggs> It's not pissing me off. It's just the way it is for now
[07:57:43] <geotti> I guess I'm worried, because there'll probably be war before we even consider working together to get out of this mess
[07:57:59] <geotti> and that's pissing me off : )
[07:58:40] <geotti> it's like: make peace
[07:58:41] <geotti> make: *** No rule to make target `peace'. Stop.
[08:00:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Police Tool That Pervs Use to Steal Nude Pics From Apple’s iCloud - http://sylnt.us - end-user-matters
[08:01:04] <geotti> s/pervs/nerds
[08:01:27] <geotti> s/nerds/skiddies
[08:02:07] <chromas> geotti: s/ddi/ttl/
[08:03:16] <juggs> geotti, there's always war here on this precious marble. It may not be being drummed into you every second if it's not a war that somehow affects you - but there is always a war going on somewhere. That is nothing new - there always has been war, and look how far we came - we made it to IRC. Sounds trivial at first glance, but think what underpins it.... the number of life hours spent building what we have now to even get to a stage where we have i
[08:03:16] <juggs> rc.
[08:04:41] <geotti> true, but there's not been a *big* war in a while, which could set us back to spears and bows
[08:04:49] <juggs> Don't get pissed off, for now "it just is", there is no short circuit we keep hammering on it.
[08:05:03] <Subsentient> $replace Bender Pervs^Pedophiles and 4chan users
[08:05:03] <aqu4> Subsentient: "<Bender>: [SoylentNews] - The Police Tool That Pedophiles and 4chan users Use to Steal Nude Pics From Apple’s iCloud - http://sylnt.us - end-user-matters"
[08:05:18] <juggs> wooo... botslide again
[08:06:11] <Subsentient> Are they really different? You know, the pedophiles and 4chan users
[08:06:23] <arti> yeah :D
[08:06:35] <Subsentient> Not sure myself. Like, not all pedophiles are 4chan users, but all 4chan users are pedophiles?
[08:06:45] <chromas> I guess if teens are considered pedophiles
[08:06:56] <geotti> juggs: I'm trying hard to use my pissed-offness as a motivational factor. :)
[08:07:19] <arti> chromas, apparently not if you're female.
[08:07:40] <arti> i'm surprised none are in jail, since some of the photos are underage (apparently)
[08:07:55] <chromas> cops have to get their stash from somewhere
[08:08:06] <arti> NSA
[08:08:24] <Subsentient> arti: 4chan users post child porn all the time. That's part of why I hate it so much. That and the horror of the corrupted ethics of its users.
[08:08:28] <chromas> 4chan and nsa, sitting in a rack...
[08:08:58] <chromas> when a thread 'dies' it's really falling off into the nsa bucket
[08:09:05] <arti> it's a giant fbi honeypot
[08:09:13] <arti> has been for at least 7 years
[08:09:42] <Subsentient> I'd love to zero out the 4chan server drives.
[08:09:54] <juggs> geotti, then put that motivational factor into understanding history, particularly religious history as that is what is motivating what is going on right now. It's a long journey - sooner you get started the better :D
[08:09:54] <Subsentient> I'd be happy to go to jail if I managed to nuke 4chan.
[08:10:24] <JamesNZ> $replace arti fbi^scum of the earth
[08:10:24] <aqu4> Failed to perform replace. No match found in user's last message.
[08:10:32] <arti> meh, porn
[08:10:36] * JamesNZ derps
[08:10:39] * arti is more disturbed by killing
[08:11:00] * Subsentient is disturbed by the fact child porn is created.
[08:11:06] * Subsentient knows how and thats the problem
[08:11:12] <arti> i like how it's this big issue
[08:11:18] <geotti> juggs: hard to find reliable sources on this topic : )
[08:11:23] <Subsentient> Porn is fine. Wank to whatever you want.
[08:11:27] <Subsentient> Just not child porn.
[08:11:33] <Subsentient> Don't create demand for horrific abuse.
[08:11:39] <chromas> Subsentient: teens want to see other teens naked; they make it themselves
[08:11:39] <arti> it doesn't work that way
[08:11:49] <Subsentient> chromas: Yeah that part doesn't count in my book.
[08:11:53] <arti> take a look at apple icloud
[08:12:06] <Subsentient> But if you are over 18 and you search for 17 year old girl pics, there is a problem.
[08:12:34] <chromas> age of consent threshold around here is 17. Why's it different for pics?
[08:12:55] <Subsentient> chromas: USA law. We are your gods.
[08:13:01] <Subsentient> Bow.
[08:13:08] <Subsentient> Now recite the pledge of allegiance.
[08:13:21] <arti> will they have that in your country?
[08:13:22] <chromas> not that age of consent means anything. You just have to have the entire 'party' on the same side of it
[08:13:27] <geotti> juggs: I'm more interested in getting "3rd world" up to our standards in medicine
[08:13:37] <geotti> juggs: and maybe education
[08:14:05] <juggs> so study medicine.
[08:14:05] <chromas> also, Subsentient, I'm in the usa
[08:14:06] <arti> that makes more expensive units, i'd go for the zerg rush
[08:14:09] <geotti> maybe, since I'd rather empower than impose
[08:14:20] <Subsentient> chromas: We are both gods then.
[08:14:27] <Subsentient> Everyone else, bow to your lords and masters.
[08:14:34] * chromas attempts to bow to herself
[08:14:46] <Subsentient> chromas: Are you a chick or are you being weird?
[08:14:52] * Subsentient is weird anyways
[08:14:53] <geotti> juggs: I'll do that for my PhD :)
[08:14:56] <arti> chromas is pretty
[08:15:06] <geotti> at least that's the plan
[08:15:18] * aqu4 looks for a reason to insult chromas' beauty
[08:15:18] <chromas> or himself. whatever, fuck you!
[08:15:23] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[08:15:24] <monopoly> ^ 03South Park - whatever.. F*uck you! - YouTube
[08:15:54] <chromas> censor--
[08:15:54] <Bender> karma - censor: -1
[08:16:01] <geotti> water++
[08:16:01] <Bender> karma - water: 3
[08:16:04] <arti> sens0r
[08:16:06] <chromas> water++
[08:16:06] <Bender> karma - water: 4
[08:16:09] <Subsentient> palladium++
[08:16:09] <Bender> karma - palladium: 1
[08:16:15] <arti> chromium++
[08:16:15] <Bender> karma - chromium: 1
[08:16:22] <geotti> safarium++
[08:16:22] <Bender> karma - safarium: 1
[08:16:28] <geotti> err...
[08:16:28] <aqu4> palladium++
[08:16:28] <Bender> karma - palladium: 2
[08:16:29] <arti> strontium++
[08:16:29] <Bender> karma - strontium: 1
[08:16:34] <aqu4> palladium++
[08:16:34] <Bender> karma - palladium: 3
[08:16:36] <Subsentient> palladium++
[08:16:36] <Bender> karma - palladium: 4
[08:16:37] <Subsentient> palladium++
[08:16:37] <Bender> karma - palladium: 5
[08:16:39] <aqu4> palladium++
[08:16:39] <Bender> karma - palladium: 6
[08:16:40] <Subsentient> palladium++
[08:16:40] <Bender> karma - palladium: 7
[08:16:41] <aqu4> palladium++
[08:16:41] <Bender> karma - palladium: 8
[08:16:42] <Subsentient> palladium++
[08:16:42] <Bender> karma - palladium: 9
[08:16:45] <chromas> nickelodeom++
[08:16:45] <Bender> karma - nickelodeom: 1
[08:16:56] <geotti> gotta go do some work
[08:16:57] <Subsentient> $replace chromas m^n
[08:16:57] <arti> look, it's like 4chan counting to 10
[08:16:57] <aqu4> Subsentient: "<chromas>: nickelodeon++"
[08:17:13] <arti> are you sure you don't visit /b/ more frequently sub
[08:17:17] <chromas> ciri: 3
[08:17:20] * Subsentient pukes on arti
[08:17:25] * arti opens mouth
[08:17:37] <chromas> premature regurgitation
[08:17:44] * aqu4 pukes in the server, sorry Sub
[08:18:07] <Subsentient> And that's how an ext4 filesystem gets fragmented people.
[08:18:13] <Subsentient> Don't gross out your bots.
[08:18:27] <arti> sub, we should do a game of dominion sometime
[08:18:37] * Subsentient has no fucking idea what that is
[08:18:47] <arti> !g dominion game
[08:18:47] <ciri> 35,100,000 results | Dominion - Rio Grande Games @ http://riograndegames.com | Amazon.com: Dominion: Toys & Games @ http://www.amazon.com | Dominion (card game) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia @ http://en.wikipedia.org(card_game) | Dominion | Board Game | BoardGameGeek @
[08:18:48] <ciri> http://boardgamegeek.com | Dominion @ https://www.playdominion.com
[08:18:58] <arti> http://playdominion.com for the web version
[08:18:58] <monopoly> ^ 03Dominion ( https://www.playdominion.com )
[08:19:04] <chromas> I'm sure ext4 gets fragmented all the time
[08:19:34] <Subsentient> Yeah. Nobody bothers with it however.
[08:19:44] <Subsentient> I wonder how wise that actually is.
[08:19:56] <Subsentient> I never notice my boxen get slower thankfully.
[08:20:05] <arti> because btrfs is amazazing
[08:20:16] <Subsentient> I fucking hate btrfs because Poettering likes it.
[08:20:16] <chromas> cow++
[08:20:16] <Bender> karma - cow: 1
[08:20:31] <chromas> is it pronounced "Petering"?
[08:20:39] <chromas> or "Patering"
[08:20:42] <arti> i think that's when he's with mrs peter
[08:20:42] <Subsentient> and because I always liked ext4 for being the most stable filesystem I've ever seen.
[08:21:01] <arti> what about used?
[08:21:09] <Subsentient> Yep, used too.
[08:21:14] <Subsentient> I love ext4. I really do.
[08:21:30] <arti> get a tramp stamp tattoo to prove it.
[08:21:31] <Subsentient> I format thumbdrives for my distros mkfs.ext4 -O ^has_journal
[08:21:36] <arti> or a lousy photoshop, either or
[08:22:08] <Subsentient> I don't know why people use ext2 for USB drives.
[08:22:14] <Subsentient> ext4 is fine, just don't create a journal.
[08:22:47] <juggs> geotti, pick up a copy of Gray's Anatomy next time you see it gathering dust somewhere. It's fascinating.
[08:22:57] <Subsentient> I keep a bootable Kingston 16GB with full fledged SubLinux on it with ext4 without journal.
[08:23:05] <Subsentient> On my keychain, always.
[08:23:23] * arti doesn't use thumbdrives very much
[08:23:45] * Subsentient loves booting SubLinux on the old XP machines when he goes to a public place with a break room or computer lab
[08:24:09] <Subsentient> "Hey, what are you doing?" "Nothing!"
[08:24:18] * Subsentient never gets caught
[08:24:28] <arti> it's all about being discreet
[08:24:37] <Subsentient> Generic wallpaper. I usually use snow.
[08:24:49] <Subsentient> I set the video mode high on the kernel command line so the text boot is not so visible
[08:24:57] <Subsentient> possibly also add 'quiet'
[08:25:21] <Subsentient> oh and btw SYSLINUX 4.x is the best bootloader of all time.
[08:26:37] <Subsentient> GRUB 2 is a pile of shit.
[08:26:48] <Subsentient> It constantly breaks, is impossible to edit, and gives me a headache.
[08:27:04] <Subsentient> I nuke it on any system that comes with it and use syslinux instead.
[08:27:42] <Subsentient> SubLinux is exclusively syslinux
[08:30:10] <Subsentient> $burrito arti
[08:30:10] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at arti
[08:30:30] <Subsentient> Pay attention to meeeee
[08:31:11] <arti> reading my news
[08:31:25] <Subsentient> $replace Subsentient attention^
[08:31:25] <aqu4> Failed to perform replace. No match found in user's last message.
[08:31:51] <arti> where abouts are you sub?
[08:31:51] <ciri> hmmm thats a good question arti
[08:31:55] <arti> indeed.
[08:31:59] <Subsentient> $replace Subsentient attention^
[08:31:59] <aqu4> Subsentient: "<Subsentient>: $replace Subsentient ^"
[08:32:15] <Subsentient> arti: I am in Arizona.
[08:32:19] <Subsentient> Arizona USA.
[08:32:38] <Subsentient> $replace Subsentient USA^Universe 2
[08:32:38] <aqu4> Subsentient: "<Subsentient>: Arizona Universe 2."
[08:32:45] * Subsentient hopes it's not broken
[08:32:46] <arti> curious, the hours you keep.
[08:32:48] <JamesNZ> Subsentient: You hate whatever Lennart likes? :P
[08:32:51] <Subsentient> $time MST
[08:32:52] <aqu4> Thu 2014-09-04 01:32:47 AM MST
[08:33:07] <Subsentient> JamesNZ: If he likes it, it must be at least mildly sinister.
[08:33:09] <arti> https://reposti.com
[08:33:37] <JamesNZ> Subsentient: I'd wager that he likes linux.
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[08:33:49] <JamesNZ> Not too much sinister about that.
[08:33:55] <Subsentient> $replace Subsentient mildly^extremely
[08:33:55] <aqu4> Subsentient: "<Subsentient>: JamesNZ: If he likes it, it must be at least extremely sinister."
[08:34:08] <JamesNZ> :D
[08:34:13] <Subsentient> $replace Subsentient at least^
[08:34:13] <aqu4> Failed to perform replace. No match found in user's last message.
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[08:34:23] <crutchy> ooh
[08:34:27] <crutchy> tama, yo mama
[08:34:27] <tama> yo mama is so fat she fell into the computer are hooked to a *good enough* solution (for some definition of 'good enough.
[08:34:30] <arti> for a little while
[08:34:33] <JamesNZ> Subsentient: I have a feeling that systemd is here just for you to throw burritos at :P
[08:34:45] <crutchy> tama, yo mama
[08:34:45] <tama> yo mama is so fat, her mumu size is in au
[08:34:45] <JamesNZ> crutchy: Hah!
[08:34:46] <Subsentient> JamesNZ: You are probably right.
[08:34:49] <Subsentient> $burrito systemd
[08:34:49] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at systemd
[08:34:52] <crutchy> tama, yo mama
[08:34:52] <tama> yo mama is so smelly her farts block their noses
[08:34:52] <arti> tama, systemd is terrible.
[08:34:52] <tama> Okay, arti.
[08:35:16] <crutchy> tama, arti
[08:35:16] <tama> arti is the god of thunder and lightning akin to Thor
[08:35:26] <crutchy> tama, chromas
[08:35:26] <tama> chromas is unable to keep pets in a state compatible with life.
[08:35:27] <Subsentient> $sr worship_lennart
[08:35:27] <arti> sounds about right
[08:35:29] <aqu4> systemd
[08:35:29] <tama> systemd is dickbutt
[08:35:30] <systemd> tama: Nope
[08:35:30] <tama> I don't know anything about that.
[08:35:40] <JamesNZ> tama: JamesNZ
[08:35:40] <tama> A thousand apologies, effendi, but I do not understand.
[08:35:46] <JamesNZ> D:
[08:35:48] <crutchy> tama, crutchy
[08:35:48] <tama> crutchy is a laxative in reality
[08:35:53] <arti> tama, jamesnz is made of win.
[08:35:53] <JamesNZ> tama: Subsentient
[08:35:53] <tama> Okay, arti.
[08:35:53] <tama> I'm sorry, there's currently nothing associated with that keyphrase.
[08:36:11] <arti> tama, subsentient is made out of orange peels
[08:36:11] <JamesNZ> Hmm.
[08:36:11] <tama> Okay, arti.
[08:36:15] <JamesNZ> tama, Subsentient
[08:36:15] <tama> Subsentient is made out of orange peels
[08:36:28] <crutchy> tama, yo mama
[08:36:28] <tama> yo mama is so ugly, Thai ladyboys ask for a refund
[08:36:30] <Subsentient> D^: how did you know
[08:36:35] <JamesNZ> crutchy: tama doesn't recognise nick suffixes other than ','?
[08:36:43] <arti> ...
[08:36:43] <tama> [Everyone solemnly gets naked.]
[08:36:44] <crutchy> i dunno
[08:36:44] * tama knows
[08:36:47] <JamesNZ> Subsentient: Them bots be getting smarter.
[08:36:58] <crutchy> we've been teaching it :D
[08:37:01] <arti> we're working on building out the brain
[08:37:02] <Subsentient> lol
[08:37:03] <ciri> heh
[08:37:07] <crutchy> in a secret training facility
[08:37:10] <Subsentient> tama, crutchy's mama
[08:37:10] <tama> I don't know
[08:37:11] <Subsentient> tama, crutchy's mama
[08:37:11] <tama> I'm sorry, there's currently nothing associated with that keyphrase.
[08:37:16] <Subsentient> tama, yo mama
[08:37:16] <tama> yo mama is so hairy, Chewbacca saw her walking by and said "braaa, ragh raaa"
[08:37:21] <arti> tama, crutchy's mama is tama.
[08:37:21] <tama> Okay, arti.
[08:37:23] <JamesNZ> ROFL XD
[08:37:31] <JamesNZ> tama, xlefay
[08:37:32] <tama> xlefay hates work
[08:37:37] <JamesNZ> HAH!
[08:37:43] <aqu4> tama, yo mama
[08:37:43] <tama> yo mama is so ugly, Thai ladyboys ask for a refund
[08:37:51] <JamesNZ> crutchy: You've been teaching it a lot I see :P
[08:37:52] <aqu4> Sad but true.
[08:38:04] <crutchy> tama, crutchy
[08:38:04] <tama> crutchy is chromas
[08:38:07] <crutchy> :/
[08:38:09] * arti gives tama a crutchy
[08:38:09] * tama hands arti acute friction in the genital area in exchange for a crutchy
[08:38:18] <arti> sweet
[08:38:19] <JamesNZ> O_o
[08:38:41] <arti> tama, JamesNZ likes acute friction in the genital area (sometimes)
[08:38:41] <tama> Beeeeeeeeeeeeep!
[08:38:44] <Subsentient> $burrito tama
[08:38:44] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at tama
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[08:38:52] <arti> tama, JamesNZ <likes> acute friction in the genital area (sometimes)
[08:38:52] <tama> Okay, arti.
[08:39:02] <JamesNZ> tama knows it ain't so!
[08:39:12] <JamesNZ> tama, arti
[08:39:12] <tama> arti is jebus
[08:39:26] <crutchy> haha i remember that one
[08:39:30] <arti> tama, JamesNZ <hates> $nouns
[08:39:31] <tama> Okay, arti.
[08:39:41] <arti> tama, JamesNZ
[08:39:41] <tama> JamesNZ is made of win.
[08:39:43] <crutchy> ^was one of those quiet thinking moments :p
[08:39:46] <arti> tama, JamesNZ
[08:39:46] <tama> JamesNZ is made of win.
[08:39:51] <arti> tama, JamesNZ
[08:39:51] <tama> JamesNZ hates devices
[08:39:55] * arti pets tama
[08:39:55] * tama sniffs arti
[08:39:57] <Subsentient> $blacklist set tama!*@*
[08:39:58] <aqu4> Blacklisting successful.
[08:39:59] <crutchy> s/win/fresh turds/
[08:40:01] <Subsentient> Just in case...
[08:40:08] * JamesNZ slaps tama
[08:40:10] <crutchy> tama, aqu4
[08:40:10] <tama> Error 42: Factoid not in database. Please contact administrator of current universe.
[08:40:12] <arti> i see
[08:40:17] <crutchy> tama, aqu4
[08:40:17] * aqu4 pukes on tama
[08:40:17] <tama> A thousand apologies, effendi, but I do not understand.
[08:40:34] <JamesNZ> tama: help
[08:40:34] <tama> Not a bloody clue, sir.
[08:40:38] <JamesNZ> tama, help
[08:40:38] <tama> I don't know
[08:40:39] * aqu4 pukes on tama
[08:40:49] <arti> tama, ignore aqu4
[08:40:49] <tama> Okay, arti. Ignore list updated.
[08:40:50] <JamesNZ> tama, who is your creator?
[08:40:50] <tama> JamesNZ: Your mom is your creator!
[08:40:53] <crutchy> i'm sure aqu4 features in ciri's asscrack of knowledge skidbits
[08:40:56] <aqu4> tama, quit
[08:41:00] * JamesNZ gives tama a cookie
[08:41:00] * tama drops dicks plus and takes a cookie.
[08:41:18] <aqu4> tama: quit
[08:41:29] <crutchy> tama, quitting is for quitters
[08:41:29] <tama> Okay, crutchy.
[08:41:29] <aqu4> tama:
[08:41:41] <JamesNZ> tama, ops
[08:41:41] <tama> UNCAUGHT EXCEPTION: TERMINATING
[08:41:48] <JamesNZ> tama, ops
[08:41:48] <tama> Beeeeeeeeeeeeep!
[08:41:49] <aqu4> tama, fuck you.
[08:41:51] <crutchy> tama, yo daddy
[08:41:51] <tama> yo daddy is so stinky that when farts nobody notices
[08:41:53] <JamesNZ> tama, foobar
[08:41:53] <tama> Beeeeeeeeeeeeep!
[08:42:01] <JamesNZ> when he*
[08:42:16] <Subsentient> tama, yo daddy
[08:42:16] <tama> yo daddy is so stinky that when farts nobody notices
[08:42:20] <crutchy> tama, your spelling is subsentient
[08:42:20] <tama> Okay, crutchy.
[08:42:21] <JamesNZ> crutchy: tama is your bot?
[08:42:24] <Subsentient> tama, yo daddy
[08:42:24] <tama> yo daddy is so stinky that when farts nobody notices
[08:42:28] <crutchy> nah
[08:42:32] <Subsentient> $replace tama when^when he
[08:42:32] <aqu4> Failed to perform replace. No match found in user's last message.
[08:42:48] <crutchy> exec is mine
[08:42:49] <Subsentient> Ahh yes,
[08:42:51] <JamesNZ> tama: Who art thou?
[08:42:51] <tama> I don't know anything about that.
[08:42:52] <Subsentient> The blacklist.
[08:43:04] <JamesNZ> tama: What art thou?
[08:43:04] <tama> Beeeeeeeeeeeeep!
[08:43:12] * JamesNZ nods sagely
[08:43:12] <crutchy> tama, unhandled
[08:43:12] <tama> UNCAUGHT EXCEPTION: TERMINATING
[08:43:25] <crutchy> tama, uncaught
[08:43:25] <tama> I do not know.
[08:43:28] <Subsentient> Well fucking termiante already.
[08:43:39] <Subsentient> $burrito tama
[08:43:39] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at tama
[08:43:41] <crutchy> tama, your terminating is subsentient
[08:43:41] <tama> Okay, crutchy.
[08:43:48] <arti> tama, well fucking <reply> i must defer to Subsentient's expertise
[08:43:48] <tama> Okay, arti.
[08:43:59] <arti> well fucking terminate already
[08:43:59] <Subsentient> $replace crutchy ing^er
[08:43:59] <aqu4> Subsentient: "<crutchy>: tama, your terminater is subsentient"
[08:44:06] * arti sighs
[08:44:06] <Subsentient> $replace crutchy ing^or
[08:44:06] <aqu4> Subsentient: "<crutchy>: tama, your terminator is subsentient"
[08:44:11] <crutchy> tama, your inger is a thinger
[08:44:12] <tama> Okay, crutchy.
[08:44:18] <arti> lol
[08:44:18] <ciri> i missed it, what are you laughing at? >.>
[08:44:48] <arti> tama, part #soylent
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[08:44:56] <crutchy> bucket!?
[08:44:59] <Subsentient> Ooh.
[08:45:01] <crutchy> tama is a bucket?
[08:45:04] <arti> indeed
[08:45:14] <Subsentient> I can make aqu4 leave both ## and #derp in one command!
[08:45:17] <Subsentient> $part ## #derp
[08:45:19] <aqu4> Parted 2/2 channels.
[08:45:22] <crutchy> full of knowledge stuff
[08:45:26] <Subsentient> $join ## #derp
[08:45:27] <aqu4> Joined 2/2 channels.
[08:45:54] <crutchy> i can make exec bork
[08:46:08] <Subsentient> I cannot do that unfortunately, it'd need to be a segfault.
[08:46:37] <arti> !dow
[08:46:37] <ciri> Without him there is nothing.
[08:46:42] <crutchy> i just have to make it join irc for a while. eventually it cracks the poo at something
[08:47:17] <Subsentient> One nice thing I managed to pull off is that aqu4 is very stable. That's mostly because she does not listen to most IRC server commands. Just the common ones.
[08:47:35] <arti> selective hearing, very realistic
[08:47:43] <arti> don't KILL THEM
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[08:48:12] <Subsentient> She has a very /msg aqu4 msg #Soylent arti: why would I film help?
[08:48:21] * Subsentient is a retard
[08:48:32] <aqu4> arti: why would I film hemp?
[08:48:52] <Subsentient> $commands
[08:48:52] <aqu4> Commands with 1 star = admins only, 2 stars = owners only. Commands available:
[08:48:53] <aqu4> burrito, beer, wz, guessinggame, sr, time, title, ddg, seen, tell, sticky, replace, whoami, tail8*, msg8*, memsg8*, noticemsg8*, chanctl8*, join8*, part8*, debug8*, nickchange4**, admin4**, blacklist8*, netwrite4**, quit4**, restart4**, help, commands
[08:48:58] <crutchy> Subsentient, are you a ciri?
[08:49:10] <Subsentient> No, I am a gerbil.
[08:49:23] <crutchy> ~sed on
[08:49:24] <exec> sed enabled for 10#Soylent
[08:49:31] <juggs> Seriously guys? Hundreds of lines of bot bullshit? Have your bots reply by notice or privmsg at least. Better yet address them thus. Take them to #test
[08:49:45] <Subsentient> $burrito juggs
[08:49:45] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at juggs
[08:49:50] <crutchy> tama is people
[08:50:02] <crutchy> hi juggs :)
[08:50:08] <arti> hundreds?
[08:50:15] * JamesNZ spams juggs with bot messages
[08:50:18] <Subsentient> quintillions, at least be accurate.
[08:50:35] <arti> well at least we know what buttons to press now
[08:52:05] <Subsentient> me is tempted to dump bot status to the channel
[08:52:19] <Subsentient> $debug dumpchanneldb
[08:52:43] <crutchy> good way to test anti-flood :)
[08:52:50] <JamesNZ> Resist the devil and he will flee!
[08:52:56] <Subsentient> She has a 0.8 second send delay set in aqu4bot.conf
[08:53:39] <crutchy> conf is a good idea
[08:54:02] <crutchy> exec is just a bunch of wackery hackery
[08:54:12] <arti> a fine project it is too
[08:54:20] <Subsentient> Her config file is NOT sophisticated.
[08:54:37] <chromas> crutchy: so is slash :D
[08:55:55] <crutchy> "Perl is a molotov cocktail, it was probably useful once, but few people use it now."
[08:56:07] <Subsentient> $ddg molotov
[08:56:07] <aqu4> [1]: Title: Molotov cocktail A generic name used for a variety of bottle-based improvised incendiary weapons. | URL: 12https://duckduckgo.com/Molotov_cocktail
[08:56:08] <aqu4> [2]: Title: Vyacheslav MolotovA Soviet politician and diplomat, an Old Bolshevik, and a leading figure in the Soviet government... | URL: 12https://duckduckgo.com/Vyacheslav_Molotov
[08:56:09] <aqu4> [3]: Title: Molotov LineA system of border fortifications built by the Soviet Union in the years 1940\u20131941 along its new... | URL: 12https://duckduckgo.com/Molotov_Line
[08:56:10] <aqu4> End of results.
[08:56:20] * Subsentient clicks
[08:56:31] * juggs twitches
[08:56:33] <crutchy> "PHP is a hose, you usually plug one end into a car exhaust, and the other you stick in through a window and then you sit in the car and turn the engine on."
[08:56:54] <crutchy> http://bjorn.tipling.com
[08:56:55] <monopoly> ^ 03If programming languages were weapons
[09:01:38] * Subsentient busts up
[09:01:51] <JamesNZ> So in other words, Subsentient will be firing for years to come, I'll be gnashing my teeth over my nunchucks and shotgun, and crutchy will be soon be dead :P
[09:02:22] <geotti> juggs: thanks, if I see it lying around somewhere, I'll grab it : )
[09:02:28] <crutchy> but at least i get to enjoy playing with my hose for a while :D
[09:02:36] * Subsentient snickers
[09:02:42] <JamesNZ> :D
[09:02:44] <Subsentient> Wait, that's not a snickers!
[09:03:15] <crutchy> its a mars bar
[09:03:41] <crutchy> similar but not as nutty
[09:05:33] * Subsentient still loves his $5 iMicro keyboard
[09:05:44] * Subsentient still thinks it's the best keyboard to type on he's ever used
[09:05:58] * Subsentient makes nearly no errors on this keyboard.
[09:06:58] * crutchy nervo mukz mitaks eeiter
[09:08:54] * JamesNZ sentences crutchy to watch https://www.youtube.com as penance for crimes against grammar
[09:08:55] <monopoly> ^ 03&"Weird Al" Yankovic - Word Crimes - YouTube
[09:09:14] <JamesNZ> Why's there an ampersand there BTW? ^
[09:09:57] * Subsentient keeps gathering reasons not to use C++ over time
[09:10:02] * Subsentient hates big languages
[09:10:19] <crutchy> pascal++ :D
[09:10:19] <Bender> karma - pascal: 22
[09:10:34] <Subsentient> I never liked pascal because it felt too 'illogical' in its design.
[09:10:44] <Subsentient> C feels much more consistent and 'everything has a reason' to me.
[09:10:51] <JamesNZ> Subsentient: Yeah, but it can be soooo useful. Like it's algorithms library.
[09:10:59] <JamesNZ> its*
[09:11:13] <crutchy> strong_typing++
[09:11:13] <Bender> karma - strong_typing: 1
[09:11:16] <Subsentient> JamesNZ: I see you too have apostrophe plague.
[09:11:42] * Subsentient loves weakly typed languages because he loves to type-pun, but only when allowed by the language standard
[09:11:44] <JamesNZ> Subsentient: Indeed -_-
[09:11:59] <Subsentient> I love void pointers.
[09:12:18] <Subsentient> I do, a guilty admission of a taboo love story. Me and void pointers are best buddies.
[09:12:25] * crutchy prefers to a'void pointers :p
[09:12:42] <Subsentient> I often cast to void* so I don't have to look up what the structure tag for this variable over here actually is.
[09:12:56] <crutchy> though in object pascal pointers are everywhere except you kinda don't realize they're pointers
[09:13:07] <crutchy> (typed pointers)
[09:13:21] <Subsentient> All pointers have type.
[09:13:27] <Subsentient> char*
[09:13:32] <Subsentient> is a pointer to char
[09:14:16] <crutchy> kinda
[09:14:28] <Subsentient> No, period.
[09:14:33] <crutchy> was more thinking declared types
[09:14:34] <Subsentient> char* designates pointer to char
[09:14:37] <arti> i think they say full stop.
[09:14:38] <crutchy> TMyType
[09:14:44] <Subsentient> typedef works fine.
[09:14:47] <arti> ass*
[09:15:08] * arti is extremely mature
[09:15:25] <crutchy> arti s/at/an
[09:15:26] <exec> <crutchy> <arti> is extremely manure
[09:15:35] <arti> satan
[09:15:46] <arti> !grab crutchy
[09:15:46] <Bender> Added quote 240
[09:15:47] <crutchy> ooh good sed
[09:16:15] <crutchy> tama, arti is s/at/an
[09:16:28] <arti> be a decent handle
[09:16:33] <crutchy> and extremely manure
[09:16:43] <arti> rich and powerful
[09:16:53] <crutchy> small
[09:16:57] <crutchy> s/a/e
[09:16:58] <exec> <crutchy> smell
[09:17:01] <arti> https://www.youtube.com
[09:17:02] <monopoly> ^ 03I hate Manure - YouTube
[09:18:02] <crutchy> monopoly, s/n/nic
[09:18:02] <exec> <crutchy> <monopoly> ^ 03I hate Manicure - YouTube
[09:18:36] <crutchy> hmm
[09:18:50] <crutchy> exec s/T/sp
[09:18:51] <exec> <crutchy> <exec> <crutchy> <monopoly> ^ 03I hate Manicure - Youspube
[09:19:01] <crutchy> ooh it is case sensitive :D
[09:19:23] <arti> do we have a !dig?
[09:19:30] * arti should add one
[09:19:38] <crutchy> !dig dug
[09:19:45] <crutchy> what's a dig?
[09:20:26] <crutchy> ~define !dig
[09:20:27] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3digs: v. 1. To perceive and comprehend the nature and significance of; grasp; gather. “Ya dig? Yeah I can dig it” 2. To find attractive, pleasant, to enjoy. “I dig on that Trim, man; girl is fine!”
[09:20:33] <chromas> //dns soylentnews.com
[09:20:34] <systemd> chromas: 217.70.184.38
[09:20:41] <chromas> no details though
[09:21:14] <chromas> whois times out
[09:21:37] <crutchy> is there a bash utility for that?
[09:22:10] <crutchy> ooh there's a whois command :p
[09:22:17] <chromas> there's a dig command as well
[09:22:20] <chromas> not bash though
[09:22:23] <crutchy> there is?
[09:22:27] <crutchy> oh
[09:22:33] <chromas> but then neither is whois
[09:22:43] <crutchy> oh there is a dig command
[09:22:58] <chromas> not sure if that's what he meant, though
[09:23:04] <chromas> //whois soylentnews.com
[09:23:09] <crutchy> yeah it looks complimicatered
[09:23:12] <chromas> fpos
[09:23:12] <systemd> chromas: Error: [Errno 113] No route to host
[09:23:17] <chromas> what???
[09:25:36] <arti> ah sorry
[09:25:45] <arti> used to lookup stuff
[09:29:10] <crutchy> like headers?
[09:29:31] * crutchy is looking at debian's dig command and is totally confusement
[09:29:43] <crutchy> ~help header
[09:29:46] <exec> header > ~header <header> <url>
[09:29:46] <exec> header > returns value of header (if found)
[09:29:46] <exec> header > fails silently if error occurs or header not found
[09:29:47] <exec> http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[09:30:20] <crutchy> lol. stupid encodements
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[09:31:08] <arti> http://en.wikipedia.org(command)
[09:31:09] <monopoly> ^ 04Wiki: 03Dig (command: Other reasons this message may be displayed:
[09:32:06] <crutchy> ah yeah looks like might be the same dig as i'm looking at
[09:32:20] <crutchy> exec could use it but i have nfi how it works
[09:33:13] <arti> dns lookup related, in a pinch i usually use domainwhitepages.com
[09:35:02] <crutchy> output looks a bit spammy too. would have to run it with shell_exec rather than directly in the alias command with autoprivmsg
[09:36:31] <crutchy> so you'd just be after the answers section i guess
[09:36:32] <crutchy> soylentnews.org. 299 IN A 198.58.121.23
[09:40:08] * Subsentient cries because he can't lure anyone into #derp
[09:40:14] * Subsentient supposes nobody wants the glory.
[09:40:38] <crutchy> Subsentient, s/y/yhole
[09:40:38] <exec> <crutchy> <Subsentient> supposes nobodyhole wants the glory.
[09:40:44] <crutchy> derp
[09:41:32] <crutchy> ~mindread on
[09:42:01] <juggs> ~paused
[09:42:20] <crutchy> ~sed off
[09:42:20] <exec> sed disabled for 10#Soylent
[09:42:26] <crutchy> there we go
[09:42:42] <crutchy> no more derp
[09:51:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Time Travel Simulation Resolves "Grandfather Paradox" - http://sylnt.us - what-is-time?
[09:55:21] <geotti> laters, people
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[10:00:12] <crutchy> you know who else proposed that the paradoxes created by CTCs could be avoided at the quantum scale because of the behavior of fundamental particles, which follow only the fuzzy rules of probability rather than strict determinism? MY MOM!!!!!
[10:00:59] <crutchy> regular_show++
[10:00:59] <Bender> karma - regular_show: 1
[10:05:12] <Subsentient> I just wasted a bunch of time writing a really vain wiki article for shits and giggles.
[10:05:14] <Subsentient> http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[10:05:15] <monopoly> ^ 04Wiki: 03Aqu4bot: aqu4bot, the main instance in IRC as aqu4, with the slogan "aqu4, daughter of pr0t0!" is an IRC bot written in C by Subsentient. She has a wide range of functionality, many of her commands being humorous and others being obscure. She has...
[10:05:32] <crutchy> ooh fancy
[10:06:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:06:18] <Bender> karma - coffee: 722
[10:07:16] <crutchy> just tweaked http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[10:07:17] <monopoly> ^ 04Wiki: 03IRC: Contact chat@soylentnews.org if you are interested in working on one of these projects. Also, the IRC Page has information about getting started with IRC, and the IRC vision is worth checking out.
[10:07:29] <crutchy> coffee++
[10:07:30] <Bender> karma - coffee: 723
[10:07:36] <crutchy> mornin TheMightyBuzzard
[10:09:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> evenin, crutchy
[10:09:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather
[10:09:49] <exec> weather for 10Ada, Ada Municipal Airport, OK, United States at 4:57 am (CDT) ~ 12 mins ago: temp: 1025°C (77°F), dp: 1022°C (71.6°F), press: 101014.9 mb (0 mb/18 mins), humid: 1083%, wind: 1011.2 km/h (7 mph) @ 10190°
[10:09:57] <crutchy> apparently i'm an evil hacker
[10:10:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, that warm this early
[10:10:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> are ya? nifty.
[10:10:18] <crutchy> quite a compliment i thought
[10:10:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> you use bitcoins or something?
[10:10:55] <crutchy> i landed on a page that said 'fuck off' so i guess that's pretty tricky :p
[10:11:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> what, on slash?
[10:11:28] <crutchy> nah
[10:11:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> bummer, that woulda been cool
[10:11:45] <crutchy> Subsentient, you can add some categories to your page too
[10:11:47] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: you should sneak that in
[10:11:51] <crutchy> if you want
[10:12:06] <crutchy> ooh a 'fuck off' page easter egg
[10:12:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> might do
[10:13:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> damned if i have time for easter eggs lately though
[10:13:13] <chromas> also, put a π in the corner that does something when you ctrl-shift-click it
[10:13:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[10:13:50] <chromas> The Praetorians are out to get you!
[10:14:19] <crutchy> maybe it could add 1 to the ord of each char in the page :D
[10:15:03] <crutchy> only js programmerers need apply
[10:15:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> leaves me out
[10:15:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> i can do it only when absolutely necessary
[10:15:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> s/can/will/
[10:15:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> falling down on the job, exec
[10:20:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, i hate it when people's documentation don't reflect reality
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[10:27:52] <crutchy> turned it off cos was getting a bit spammy i think
[10:27:57] <crutchy> i guess
[10:28:13] <crutchy> fiik
[10:29:38] <Subsentient> $replace crutchy II^
[10:29:39] <aqu4> Failed to perform replace. No match found in user's last message.
[10:29:47] <Subsentient> $replace crutchy ii^
[10:29:47] <aqu4> Subsentient: "<crutchy>: fk"
[10:32:38] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v arti] by juggler
[10:33:03] <Subsentient> How come you guys get voice but we do not?
[10:33:05] <ciri> very carefully and then some
[10:33:31] <chromas> staff?
[10:33:38] <crutchy> gods?
[10:33:53] * Subsentient gurgles
[10:33:56] <crutchy> little yellow dots?
[10:34:05] <Subsentient> xchat I see.
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[10:34:39] <crutchy> maybe they hold their little yellow dots close to their hearts :p
[10:34:44] <chromas> $replace Subsentient x^hex
[10:34:45] <aqu4> chromas: "<Subsentient>: heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh
[10:34:58] <crutchy> oky doky
[10:34:58] <chromas> ~sed on
[10:34:59] <exec> sed enabled for 10#Soylent
[10:35:05] <crutchy> settle grettle :P
[10:35:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, staff
[10:35:08] <chromas> Subsentient: s/x/hex/
[10:35:09] <exec> <chromas> <Subsentient> hexchat I see.
[10:35:19] * JamesNZ sees blue dots
[10:35:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> we have large ones
[10:35:27] <Subsentient> $replace Subsentient x^hex
[10:35:28] <aqu4> Subsentient: "<Subsentient>: heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh
[10:35:38] * arti o.o
[10:35:43] <crutchy> ciri has competition
[10:35:45] <Subsentient> Oh, that explains it
[10:35:50] * chromas assumed that was chromas protection
[10:36:02] <Subsentient> xchat I see
[10:36:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> .voice Subsentient
[10:36:07] <crutchy> $activate condom mode
[10:36:09] <Subsentient> $replace Subsentient xchat^hexchat
[10:36:09] <aqu4> Subsentient: "<Subsentient>: heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh
[10:36:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> bah
[10:36:27] <chromas> Subsentient: when you get voice, you have to attend the #staff meetings
[10:37:01] * Subsentient is going to fix that bug somehow
[10:37:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> only the staff ones though. you can totally blow off the board meetings
[10:37:09] <Subsentient> xchat I see
[10:37:11] <chromas> plus NCommander will stop by your house
[10:37:11] <Subsentient> $replace Subsentient xchat^Hexchat
[10:37:11] <crutchy> $table mode activate
[10:37:11] <aqu4> Subsentient: "<Subsentient>: HeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeHeH
[10:37:31] <Subsentient> fffuuu
[10:37:34] <crutchy> and punch you with an anvil
[10:37:45] <arti> in my country, this is good luck, yes.
[10:37:51] <crutchy> $anvil mode activate
[10:37:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, he's a full service ceo like that
[10:37:58] <arti> o.O
[10:38:06] <Subsentient> $burrito crutchy
[10:38:07] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at crutchy
[10:38:07] <arti> how much is this 'full service'
[10:38:08] <ciri> how how brown cow
[10:38:18] <Subsentient> $burrito arti for being creepy
[10:38:18] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at arti for being creepy
[10:38:29] <chromas> seems to work in #
[10:38:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> arti, just the anvil services. anything else he'd likely charge for.
[10:38:41] <crutchy> you pay in perl necklaces
[10:38:52] <arti> i can trade in paper /paper
[10:39:01] <arti> PaaaaaAAAAAaeeeeeeaaaaper
[10:39:18] <arti> https://www.youtube.com
[10:39:18] <monopoly> ^ 03Waterworld - Paper Scene - YouTube
[10:40:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> sigh, bitpay's test environment does not very much mirror what their api says.
[10:41:12] <chromas> Subsentient: it seems like ending with an 'x' makes it repeat
[10:41:37] <Subsentient> chromas: No, it's because hexchat contains xchat and SubStrings.Replace is a recursive replace.
[10:41:39] <arti> x marks the spot
[10:41:51] <arti> SubStandard.
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[10:42:11] <arti> brought to you by the letter K and the number 244.
[10:42:14] * Subsentient stands up and sneers down on arti
[10:42:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> SubSandwich
[10:42:23] <chromas> sandwiches++
[10:42:23] <Bender> karma - sandwiches: 1
[10:42:28] <arti> lol
[10:42:29] <chromas> sandwich_action++
[10:42:29] <Bender> karma - sandwich_action: 1
[10:42:53] <arti> TheMightyBuzzard++
[10:42:53] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 59
[10:43:12] <arti> alright, i gotta get some rest, catch you later
[10:43:14] <JamesNZ> fedora++
[10:43:14] <Bender> karma - fedora: 6
[10:43:15] <arti> !dow
[10:43:15] <ciri> Educate men without faith and you but make them clever devils.
[10:43:24] <JamesNZ> Night arti \o
[10:43:45] <arti> may the force be with you james
[10:43:55] <JamesNZ> :)
[10:44:01] <crutchy> cya arti
[10:44:10] <chromas> fedora++ because hats
[10:44:10] <Bender> karma - fedora: 7
[10:44:15] <chromas> archlinux++
[10:44:15] <Bender> karma - archlinux: 45
[10:44:17] <arti> tarnish notte...
[10:44:23] <Subsentient> mmm.. fedora 7...
[10:44:26] <JamesNZ> chromas: :P
[10:44:27] <crutchy> debian++ because pants
[10:44:27] <Bender> karma - debian: 20
[10:44:36] <Subsentient> fedora++ because yum
[10:44:36] <Bender> karma - fedora: 8
[10:44:37] <chromas> ~grab arti
[10:44:59] <crutchy> !grope arti
[10:45:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> windows++ because fat paychecks
[10:45:00] <Bender> karma - windows: -8
[10:45:09] * chromas gives tama a Tower of Hats
[10:45:11] * JamesNZ wonders how Subsentient will react if he ++'s systemd >:D
[10:45:28] <chromas> there's room for epoch++ too
[10:45:34] <crutchy> $sr ++dmetsys
[10:45:35] <aqu4> systemd++
[10:45:35] <Bender> karma - systemd: 1
[10:45:36] <JamesNZ> epoch++
[10:45:36] <Bender> karma - epoch: 1
[10:45:52] <chromas> systemd++ for taking over the world
[10:45:52] <Bender> karma - systemd: 2
[10:45:52] <systemd> chromas: Nope
[10:45:56] <Subsentient> $msg #Soylent systemd--
[10:45:56] <aqu4> Ok.
[10:45:57] <aqu4> systemd--
[10:45:57] <Bender> karma - systemd: 1
[10:46:01] <Subsentient> $msg #Soylent systemd--
[10:46:01] <aqu4> Ok.
[10:46:02] <aqu4> systemd--
[10:46:02] <Bender> karma - systemd: 0
[10:46:06] <crutchy> i think i just infected it
[10:46:14] <crutchy> !whoup systemd
[10:46:14] <Bender> uppers of systemd are: chromas: 5, systemd: 2, aqu4: 1
[10:46:17] <crutchy> :D
[10:46:30] * Subsentient summons the gerbils
[10:46:34] <chromas> systemctl enable karmapatrol
[10:46:45] <Subsentient> $quit
[10:46:45] <aqu4> See you around.
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[10:46:50] <JamesNZ> systemg summon gerbils
[10:47:01] <crutchy> oh shit its gunna come back with lasers
[10:47:08] <JamesNZ> :D
[10:47:21] * Subsentient is going to fix the fucked up $replace, patch $sr to prevent that, and install lasers
[10:47:24] <crutchy> lasers with sharks
[10:47:35] * Subsentient will also add sharks.
[10:47:43] <crutchy> only on the lasers
[10:47:50] <JamesNZ> We're gonna need a bigger channel.
[10:48:41] <chromas> ~count bots
[10:49:03] <exec> no privmsgs for bots in #soylent exist
[10:49:17] * chromas burritos himself
[10:49:31] <crutchy> "he oh a he he killed the shark with poison, he whatcha gunna say about that in mah rolls royce"
[10:49:41] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[10:49:42] <monopoly> ^ 03How Jaws Should Have Ended - YouTube
[10:50:01] * chromas wonders if any bots have fishslap actions
[10:50:11] <chromas> !trout monopoly
[10:50:19] <chromas> !slap monopoly
[10:50:22] <crutchy> that would require thighs
[10:50:29] <crutchy> and clams
[10:50:33] <chromas> clams++
[10:50:33] <Bender> karma - clams: 3
[10:51:54] * chromas notes that squid still seems to be all misses
[10:51:55] * Subsentient1 has moved back upstairs to his coding station, cackles maniacally\
[10:51:59] <chromas> missus
[10:53:26] * crutchy 's coding station is called 'couch'
[10:53:45] <crutchy> or couchy
[10:54:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> mine too
[11:00:02] <chromas> tcp_miss--
[11:00:02] <Bender> karma - tcp_miss: -1
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[11:06:49] <Subsentient1> $sr derp
[11:06:49] <aqu4> "derp" >> "pred"
[11:06:56] * Subsentient1 glares around the room
[11:07:01] <Subsentient1> xchat I see
[11:07:07] <Subsentient1> $replace Subsentient1 x^hex
[11:07:07] <aqu4> Subsentient1: "<Subsentient1>: hexchat I see"
[11:07:11] * Subsentient1 sneers
[11:07:11] <chromas> w00t
[11:07:31] <chromas> $laser chromas
[11:07:51] <chromas> $burritoctl activate laser
[11:08:04] * aqu4 fires a hyperlaser at chromas
[11:08:23] <Subsentient1> I'm going to make a godzilla comman.
[11:08:34] * chromas does a 'barrel' roll
[11:08:39] <Subsentient1> She'll romp around, eat channel users, and crap them out on other channel users.
[11:08:52] <chromas> $godzirra
[11:09:00] <chromas> ctl
[11:09:01] <JamesNZ> Quick, feed it peanut butter to appease it!
[11:09:28] <JamesNZ> s/it/her
[11:09:28] <exec> <JamesNZ> Quick, feed her peanut butter to appease it!
[11:10:24] * Subsentient1 is actually writing that command
[11:10:42] * Subsentient1 is going to use the channel user database as input for the eating and the crapping
[11:10:59] <JamesNZ> XD
[11:11:16] * Subsentient1 is making it owners only
[11:12:25] <crutchy> its gojira you moron
[11:14:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> not according to the blue oyster cult
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[11:15:33] * crutchy pokes KonomiNetbook with an oyster
[11:17:21] * KonomiNetbook gives crutchy an onion
[11:17:56] <crutchy> as long as it doesn't mean we're married now or anything
[11:20:05] <chromas> Just don't tie it to your belt
[11:20:27] <crutchy> cos it was the style at the time
[11:28:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> go go gadget obscure reference
[11:29:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> that joke is old enough to buy its own booze, yo
[11:32:30] <crutchy> ~part
[11:32:30] -!- exec [exec!~exec@709-27-2-01.cust.aussiebb.net] has parted #Soylent
[11:35:15] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his head and ponders
[11:37:13] <crutchy> whatcha ponderin?
[11:37:37] <crutchy> something fishing related?
[11:40:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, bitcoin
[11:41:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Police Tool that Pervs Use to Steal Nude Pics from Apple’s iCloud - http://sylnt.us - end-user-matters || Eric Cantor's Excellent Pay Day - http://sylnt.us - most-qualified-candidate
[11:41:06] * crutchy can't see any value in bitcoins
[11:41:30] <crutchy> ooh 2 articles in one bender feed
[11:41:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> do i wanna generate an invoice every time http://tmbvm.ddns.net loads and link the bitpay button to it
[11:41:37] <monopoly> ^ 03- Dev.SN User ( http://tmbvm.ddns.net )
[11:42:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> or do i wanna generate it on a new page and put "redirecting you to ..."
[11:42:32] <crutchy> isn't an invoice for when payment is required?
[11:42:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod. and they time out after 15m
[11:43:20] <crutchy> if nothing is received from bitpay?
[11:43:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> if they don't use the bitpay link within 15m it becomes invalid
[11:44:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> probably redirect.
[11:45:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> means i gotta write a new bit of code in subscribe.pl though and a new template.
[11:47:47] <crutchy> there's no invalid payment handler thingy for the paypal?
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[11:51:34] <Subsentient1> crutchy: chromas: TheMightyBuzzard: MUWAHAHAHAHA
[11:51:37] <Subsentient1> $commands
[11:51:38] <aqu4> Commands with 1 star = admins only, 2 stars = owners only. Commands available:
[11:51:38] <aqu4> burrito, beer, godzilla4**, wz, guessinggame, sr, time, title, ddg, seen, tell, sticky, replace, whoami, tail8*, msg8*, memsg8*, noticemsg8*, chanctl8*, join8*, part8*, debug8*, nickchange4**, admin4**, blacklist8*, netwrite4**, quit4**, restart4**, help, commands
[11:51:40] <Subsentient1> $help godzilla
[11:51:40] <aqu4> OWNERS: [$godzilla]: Turns me into godzilla for a couple moments.
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[11:52:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, ya, it'll tell you the thing has expired and i think it'll give you a redirect back button.
[11:52:19] <Subsentient1> BEHOLD
[11:52:26] <chromas> Does it expend mana or mp?
[11:52:27] <Subsentient1> $godzilla
[11:52:27] <aqu4> Internal error, I can't zilla because I can't look up the channel in my database!
[11:52:33] <Subsentient1> Ouch.
[11:52:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[11:52:41] <crutchy> /derp
[11:52:43] * chromas is totally terrified
[11:53:17] <chromas> Does it need a refresh or something?
[11:53:17] * crutchy is trying to figure out strangeness in nick/channel register
[11:53:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> $help dance
[11:53:18] <aqu4> No help found for that command. Does it exist? Try an empty help command for a list of commands.
[11:53:22] <crutchy> strange++
[11:53:22] <Bender> karma - strange: 1
[11:53:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> $help goddance
[11:53:25] <aqu4> No help found for that command. Does it exist? Try an empty help command for a list of commands.
[11:53:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> bah
[11:53:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> fun errors
[11:54:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, mostly i don't want folks landing on an expired invoice page and going wtf, so redirect it has to be i guess.
[11:54:22] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[11:54:23] <monopoly> ^ 03Taming Strange - "South Park" Preview - YouTube
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[11:56:01] <Subsentient1> $godzilla
[11:56:02] * aqu4 turns into Godzilla and begins to wreak havoc upon you all
[11:56:03] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[11:56:04] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[11:56:04] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[11:56:05] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[11:56:06] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[11:56:07] * aqu4 eats FoobarBazbot
[11:56:08] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[11:56:08] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[11:56:09] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[11:56:10] * aqu4 craps out FoobarBazbot on Konomi
[11:56:11] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[11:56:12] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[11:56:12] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[11:56:13] <aqu4> *ROMP*
[11:56:14] * aqu4 slowly shrinks back to normal size and scampers off
[11:56:21] * Popeidol applauds
[11:57:01] <Popeidol> please tell me you've got a function in there called romp()
[11:57:23] <Subsentient1> No, just a massive, gooey blob of a function called CMD_ProcessCommand()
[11:57:48] <chromas> Didn't even change nick
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[11:59:25] <Popeidol> romp(5); eat(randuser()); romp(3); crap(); romp(4); deflate()
[12:00:13] <chromas> Needs a goto
[12:00:52] <Subsentient> Has a goto.
[12:02:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> GOTO Tokyo?
[12:02:29] <chromas> goto++
[12:02:29] <Bender> karma - goto: 2
[12:02:59] <Subsentient> https://github.com
[12:03:02] <Subsentient> there.
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[12:09:43] <Popeidol> pooee++
[12:09:44] <Bender> karma - pooee: 1
[12:11:16] <crutchy> a global goto
[12:14:36] <Subsentient> crutchy: No such thing.
[12:14:45] <Subsentient> All gotos have function scope.
[12:15:45] <crutchy> need to rewrite it in assembly then
[12:16:35] <Subsentient> crutchy: lol
[12:17:36] <Subsentient> crutchy: A goto doesn't take much space really. It's just a location in memory where code can be executed. you jump back to that location to execute that code again.
[12:17:39] <crutchy> how can you hope to offend the establishment without gotos and globals and gotos that are global
[12:18:01] <Subsentient> I can offend with globals and gotos, but not global gotos.
[12:36:43] <Subsentient1> going back downstairs brb\]
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[12:46:20] * Subsentient returns
[12:50:28] <crutchy> did you have fun going down?
[12:51:00] <crutchy> hmm. sounded funnier in my head
[12:51:11] * chromas stands by for punchline
[12:51:55] * crutchy punches self
[12:51:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Newly Identified Galactic Super-Cluster Laniakea is Home to the Milky Way. - http://sylnt.us - local-residents-object-to-rezoning
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[13:02:59] <Subsentient> $replace Bender y.^yyyy, ohh yeah....
[13:02:59] <aqu4> Failed to perform replace. No match found in user's last message.
[13:03:17] <Subsentient> $replace Bender y.^yyyy, ohh yeah....
[13:03:17] <aqu4> Failed to perform replace. No match found in user's last message.
[13:03:31] <Subsentient> $replace Bender Way^Wayyyyy ohh yeah....
[13:03:31] <aqu4> Failed to perform replace. No match found in user's last message.
[13:03:55] <Subsentient> $replace Subsentient yeah^dammit
[13:03:55] <aqu4> Subsentient: "<Subsentient>: $replace Bender Way^Wayyyyy ohh dammit...."
[13:07:36] <Subsentient> $restart
[13:07:36] <aqu4> Be right back.
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[13:20:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Newly Identified Galactic Super-Cluster Laniakea is Home to the Milky Way - http://sylnt.us - local-residents-object-to-rezoning
[13:40:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Neat Solution for End-to-End Voice Encryption for any Device with a Head- and Microphone- Socket - http://sylnt.us - they-claim-they-only-want-the-metadata
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[14:31:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Credit Card Breach at Home Depot - http://sylnt.us - economic-sanctions
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[14:41:15] <Blackmoore> Why Couldnt it be a hull breach?
[14:42:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause they'd just fix it.
[14:42:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean they do have the stuff.
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[14:43:51] <weeds> I guess it really isn't a UPS since it dropped dead when the batteries were tired!
[14:45:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, poorly named bit of kit, that
[14:47:03] * Subsentient1 has a tiny UPS that powers 2 old servers and a bunch of other crap in event of outage, and amazingly, it works
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[14:53:32] <weeds> I have three little UPS's that really do work well. Every 3 years or so the batterieshave to be replaced and then they have to be taken out of service.
[14:55:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> what voltage of batteries?
[14:56:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause if they're 12v, replace them with a deep cycle marine battery and your shat should last a really long time.
[14:56:45] <weeds> 12V
[14:57:09] <weeds> I replaced with these - http://www.atbatt.com
[14:57:29] <weeds> They have to fit inside the UPS
[14:58:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> says who? frankenstein ups ftw!
[15:01:03] <weeds> I thought someone might say that as I was typing it. Maybe next time. Where do I get these deep cycle marine batteries?
[15:02:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> wal-mart
[15:02:47] <weeds> I wonder if the UPS would "know" the difference
[15:03:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> not sure. shouldn't unless there are more than two wires going to the battery.
[15:20:10] <weeds> nope, just the power connections.
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[15:23:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.breitbart.com
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[15:42:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Creativity Deficit in Science - http://sylnt.us - at-least-the-dice-are-nonconforming
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[15:46:03] <Bytram|away> coffee++
[15:46:03] <Bender> karma - coffee: 724
[15:46:11] <Bytram|away> ~time x
[15:46:13] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Thursday, 4 September 2014, 3:46 pm
[15:46:22] <Bytram|away> ~weather boston
[15:46:33] <exec> weather for 10Boston, MA US at 10:52 am (EDT) ~ 54 mins ago: temp: 1025.6°C (78°F), dp: 1012.1°C (53.7°F), press: 101021.9 mb (-0.1 mb/18 mins), humid: 1043%, wind: 101.6 km/h (1 mph) @ 10305°
[15:46:48] <Bytram|away> ~weather NCommander
[15:47:05] <exec> weather for 10Anchorage, AK US at 6:53 am (AKDT) ~ 54 mins ago: temp: 107.2°C (45°F), dp: 105.1°C (41.1°F), press: 101015.1 mb (0 mb/18 mins), humid: 1086%, wind: 100 km/h (0 mph) @ 10327°
[15:47:22] <Bytram|away> ~weather TheMightyBuzzard
[15:47:39] <exec> weather for 10Ada, Ada Municipal Airport, OK, United States at 9:53 am (CDT) ~ 54 mins ago: temp: 1029°C (84.2°F), dp: 1022°C (71.6°F), press: 101017.3 mb (+0.3 mb/18 mins), humid: 1066%, wind: 1017.6 km/h (11 mph) @ 10220°
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[15:50:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, Bytram
[15:55:06] <Bytram> g'morning!
[16:23:43] <Bytram> http://phys.org
[16:23:44] <monopoly> ^ 03Researcher advances a new model for a cosmological enigma—dark matter ( http://phys.org )
[16:25:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyone feel like finishing up bitcoin payment processing for me?
[16:50:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The First Human Brain-to-Brain Interface Has Been Created - http://sylnt.us - mind-meld-pun
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[17:48:08] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard++
[17:48:08] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 60
[17:48:13] <Bytram> audioguy++
[17:48:13] <Bender> karma - audioguy: 2
[17:48:15] <Bytram> audioguy++
[17:48:15] <Bender> karma - audioguy: 3
[17:51:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - California Bill Requires Landlords to Allow EV Charging Stations - http://sylnt.us - unplug-and-go
[18:10:40] <Bytram> http://go.theregister.com
[18:10:41] <monopoly> ^ 03Dino-hunters discover Dreadnoughtus – maybe the biggest creature to have walked • The Register ( http://www.theregister.co.uk )
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[18:54:45] <Bytram> http://feedproxy.google.com
[18:54:46] <monopoly> ^ 03Apple store staff invaded my privacy, says Eva Longoria - CNET ( http://www.cnet.com )
[19:00:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Pseudo-Satellites: A Cheap Alternative to Satellites is Starting to Take Off - http://sylnt.us - ultralight-needs-light
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[19:30:34] <mechanicjay> I actually submitted an article -- how exciting.
[19:31:28] <mechanicjay> Wow, I haven't submitting since March. I'm a bad man.
[19:31:37] <mechanicjay> s/submitting/submitted
[19:44:41] <arti> to allah
[19:57:22] <drussell> weeds: re: UPS batteries, I rig up exetrnal batteries all the time to standard UPSes, just make some extension cables, put clamps on them and you're done. I have 4 goup 27 size batteries connected to the APC 1200VA in the basement for the servers here at home (it's a 24v) and it'll run everything for at least 6-8 hours
[19:59:21] <drussell> weeds: I can explain in more detail some other time... I have to run right now, just had noticed the conversation in scrollback...
[20:14:40] <weeds> drussell: thanks, I get it. I will do this the next time I have to swap out batteries.
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[20:41:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Death Valley's Moving Stones Caught on Camera - http://sylnt.us - every-time-I-look-away
[20:50:26] <crutchy> ~sed on
[20:50:27] <exec> sed enabled for 10#Soylent
[20:54:18] <chromas> ~greypoup on
[20:55:45] <crutchy> ~coffee on
[20:55:56] <crutchy> :(
[20:56:22] <mechanicjay> chromas++
[20:56:22] <Bender> karma - chromas: 28
[20:56:57] <chromas> hehe, we should make all bots do a single coffee++ on coffee--
[20:57:11] <chromas> gang up on ar
[20:57:21] <chromas> s/ up/bang/
[20:57:22] <exec> <chromas> gangbang on ar
[21:00:35] <chromas> coffeectl start crutchy
[21:00:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[21:00:53] <Bender> karma - coffee: 725
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[21:35:51] <Blackmoore> Coffee++
[21:35:51] <Bender> karma - coffee: 726
[21:35:54] <Blackmoore> Coffee++
[21:35:54] <Bender> karma - coffee: 727
[21:35:56] <Blackmoore> Coffee++
[21:35:56] <Bender> karma - coffee: 728
[21:36:07] <Blackmoore> :0
[21:41:29] <swiss> ew, coffee
[21:41:37] <swiss> coffee--
[21:41:37] <Bender> karma - coffee: 727
[21:41:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> O.o
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[21:44:14] <crutchy> coffee++
[21:44:14] <Bender> karma - coffee: 728
[21:46:55] <swiss> there you all go, supporting drugs again
[21:48:09] <crutchy> there's probably drugs in the air we breathe /tinfoil
[21:48:27] <Blackmoore> well, frankly i could use something good right about now. got any Oxycotin?
[21:49:02] <crutchy> my missus does
[21:49:44] <crutchy> i also got a bottle of johnny in the cupboard
[21:52:09] <crutchy> and redgut
[21:53:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> all my good drugs are stimulants, sorry.
[21:59:19] <crutchy> coffee++
[21:59:19] <Bender> karma - coffee: 729
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[22:00:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ask Soylent: What are Your Favorite Browser Addons? - http://sylnt.us - towards-the-perfect-browser
[22:02:14] <idetuxs> Greetings humans. This server support sals, right?
[22:03:27] <idetuxs> Sorry, not the channel
[22:06:58] <chromas> ~define sals
[22:06:59] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3Sal: Also known as 'Saul'- he is the savior of man kind, and does wonders when pleasing a woman. His penis size will ranch from 7 1/2 to just short of 9 inches. This 'Successor at life' is...
[22:07:15] <chromas> (should have known)
[22:07:40] <chromas> Something about Runescape?
[22:07:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> beats me
[22:14:51] <idetuxs> hahahah
[22:15:01] <idetuxs> I meant Sasl
[22:15:38] <chromas> ah. dunno but it has ssl
[22:15:52] <swiss> ssl + certfp
[22:15:56] <idetuxs> already change the configs, so i'll try
[22:16:14] <idetuxs> cool
[22:18:30] <idetuxs> *brb
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[22:19:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> wb
[22:19:42] * TheMightyBuzzard is considering joining the church of batman the redeemer
[22:20:41] <idetuxs> 19:18 [SoylentNews] -!- Irssi: SASL authentication successful :D
[22:20:59] <swiss> gj
[22:22:28] <crutchy> cyas later. workipoos
[22:22:49] <chromas> ~g'day crutchy
[22:22:50] <exec> * chromas surreptitiously offers a socket of coffee to crutchy
[22:23:03] <chromas> ^ for the road
[22:23:18] <swiss> drug distributors now too
[22:24:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> drugs are good, if you do em people think that you're cool
[22:24:52] <chromas> They said "think of the children!" so I'm having a ½ off sale at the school
[22:25:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://cs4421v4.vk.me
[22:25:41] <monopoly> ^ 03404 Not Found
[22:25:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> says you, foolish bot
[22:26:24] <monopoly> server's fault
[22:27:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> Fine then, https://www.youtube.com
[22:27:59] <monopoly> ^ 03NOFX - Drugs Are Good - YouTube
[22:28:37] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[22:28:37] <monopoly> ^ 03NOFX See Her Pee - YouTube
[22:30:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> and one of the best punk songs ever, https://www.youtube.com
[22:30:30] <monopoly> ^ 03NOFX- separation of church and skate - YouTube
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[22:57:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://arstechnica.com
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[23:04:29] <chromas> storagectl stock porn
[23:08:24] <chromas> heh, that picture at the bottom, with a dog and rabbit
[23:09:33] <Konomi> https://www.youtube.com
[23:09:35] <monopoly> ^ 03Women as Background Decoration: Part 2 - Tropes vs Women in Video Games - YouTube
[23:09:41] <Konomi> hmm that wasn't the link I wanted
[23:09:53] <Konomi> https://www.youtube.com
[23:09:54] <monopoly> ^ 03Mutant Giant Spider Dog (SA Wardega) - YouTube
[23:31:42] <chromas> Spiderdog, spiderdog! Does whatever, spiderdog does
[23:47:57] <Konomi> people sure can run fast
[23:50:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Andrew Kay Dies at 95 - http://sylnt.us - PIP NUL:=ANDREW.KAY
[23:50:42] <TheMightyBuzzard>   ?!
[23:51:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> who the fuck has an nbsp key?
[23:52:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh right, it would have replaced it with a dash. sigh
[23:55:10] <chromas> from the all-depts-must-be-hyphenated dept