#Soylent | Logs for 2014-09-02
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[00:00:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Apple Reportedly Inks Deal with American Express for 'iPhone 6' Payment System - http://sylnt.us - first-you-lose-your-phone-and-then-you-cannot-buy-another
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[01:51:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 3D-Printed 'Bump Key' Opens Almost Any Lock - http://sylnt.us - opening-pandora's-box
[01:57:46] <paulej72> booga booga booga
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[02:14:07] <SpallsHurgenson> aieee!
[02:14:20] <SpallsHurgenson> living people! and me without my pants!
[02:14:23] <SpallsHurgenson> (again)
[02:14:43] <juggs> uch, put it away man
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[02:21:09] * SpallsHurgenson proudly says, "When you got it, flaunt it!"
[02:21:20] * SpallsHurgenson sighs and concludes, "and when you don't, hang out on IRC"
[02:22:41] <arti> "check out my wristwatch"
[02:23:29] <SpallsHurgenson> oooh, digital! those are a pretty neat idea!
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[02:28:43] <arti> related: https://www.youtube.com
[02:28:44] <monopoly> ^ 03Nick Swardson: Can You Read My Watch - YouTube
[02:32:41] <mrcoolbp> aaaaaaaarti
[02:33:11] <arti> muhniguh
[02:33:18] <mrcoolbp> agreed.
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[02:33:27] <arti> life is good
[02:33:32] <arti> i picked up 4 of these drinks
[02:33:34] <mrcoolbp> prospectacle
[02:33:42] <mrcoolbp> arti: you are the man.
[02:33:58] <arti> i shall enjoy them over the next 12 hours
[02:33:58] <prospectacle> a good day to you mrcoolbp
[02:34:00] <prospectacle> and a good day to all
[02:34:04] <prospectacle> what's been happening?
[02:34:05] <mrcoolbp> prospectacle: yessir
[02:34:08] <mrcoolbp> not too much
[02:34:15] <arti> how's it going?
[02:34:25] <mrcoolbp> arti: not bad
[02:34:28] <mrcoolbp> you?
[02:34:45] <arti> catching up on things
[02:34:48] <prospectacle> mrcoolbp, was I right about my 100-subs-within-2-days-prediction?
[02:34:56] <arti> the whole celeb angle on the current fappening shitshorm is amusing
[02:35:01] <arti> "we need fbi!"
[02:35:12] <mrcoolbp> prospectacle: I left you a message, we got around 60 IIRC
[02:35:33] <prospectacle> not bad
[02:35:39] <prospectacle> but i was way off
[02:35:46] <arti> 60 slaves this run?
[02:36:03] <mrcoolbp> we are nearing roll-out of bitcoin payments though
[02:36:03] <prospectacle> mrcoolbp, where did you leave me a message?
[02:36:10] <mrcoolbp> here in #soylent
[02:36:26] <arti> soon we can text a number and bitcoins will rain down upon them
[02:36:33] <prospectacle> oh ok thanks. I should get a real ir client at some point
[02:36:47] <arti> Real Brand IRC Client
[02:37:30] <mrcoolbp> prospectacle: even better, get a fancy bouncer like me, and you gain superpowers
[02:38:36] <prospectacle> sounds like a plan
[02:39:21] <mrcoolbp> propectacle: it's nice having a few dollars rolling in, but we're not at financial stability yet
[02:40:29] <prospectacle> no i guess not. i notice you only see the "subscribe" limk when logged in
[02:41:15] <prospectacle> also as more subscriber-features are decided, and payment options, you'll probably see some increase
[02:41:39] <mrcoolbp> prospectacle, maybe, we have the crypto stuff pretty much ready to go, which I'm happy about
[02:41:57] <prospectacle> that's great.
[02:42:02] <mrcoolbp> but, we need to get a "spread the word" campaign goin' eventually
[02:42:02] <prospectacle> anyway thanks for update, i must away to lunch
[02:42:08] <mrcoolbp> okay, enjoy
[02:42:10] <juggs> TheMightyBuzzard++
[02:42:10] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 57
[02:42:10] <prospectacle> yes
[02:42:20] <mrcoolbp> TheMightyBuzzard++
[02:42:20] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 58
[02:42:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> sleep++
[02:42:27] <Bender> karma - sleep: 3
[02:42:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> nite folks
[02:42:37] <mrcoolbp> night sir.
[02:42:38] <juggs> nite
[02:49:25] <SpallsHurgenson> hmmm... I think my minecraft is busted :(
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[03:06:03] <juggs> o/ Subsentient
[03:06:21] <arti> the chaser of nulls and the compiler of right
[03:06:36] <juggs> !todo
[03:06:36] <Bender> todo for juggs: 1) rss-bot wiki page 2) swag about blurb 3) double-check all items have "Show Customize" unchecked
[03:10:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Grand Ayatollah Says 3G Internet is Immoral and Inhumane - http://sylnt.us - al-gebra
[03:12:03] <SpallsHurgenson> for once I agree with the big GA; nobody should be forced to use so slow a downlink! The Koran deserves at least 100GBps :)
[03:12:16] * SpallsHurgenson senses a jihad being leveled against him... again
[03:14:52] <Subsentient> hi juggs
[03:14:53] <ciri> hello, whats up Subsentient
[03:15:18] <juggs> you doing OK today?
[03:15:19] <Subsentient> I'm going to add SMTP mailing support to aqu4, because fuck all.
[03:16:03] <juggs> rather you than me :D
[03:16:48] <Subsentient> juggs: Let me be completely honest and clear. I appreciate all sincere friendship and well wishes, and although I am often tormented by the OCD, the worst thing that can be done is treat me like some delicate bomb that needs to be guarded and disarmed. I can be melodramatic but that's simply the last gasps of Aspergers social incompetence.
[03:17:29] <Subsentient> Don't worry about me. :^)
[03:17:31] * juggs snips the green wire :P
[03:17:47] <juggs> OK - understood - and sorry.
[03:18:09] <Subsentient> juggs: Good intentions need no apology.
[03:20:34] <Subsentient> $wz
[03:20:35] <aqu4> [Game 1] Name: gengus | Map: squaresinthesnow-T1 | Host: Faster | Players: 4/4 | IP: 190.211.206.216 | Version: 3.1.1
[03:20:35] <aqu4> End of games list.
[03:20:50] <Subsentient> This Faster guy never clicks ready;
[03:20:59] <Subsentient> Just idles in the lobby forever.
[03:25:47] <prospectacle> subsentient, what's that law about all programs expanding until they can read mail?
[03:26:10] <prospectacle> found it
[03:26:15] <prospectacle> "Zawinski's Law"
[03:26:32] <prospectacle> Good to see you're a law abiding citizen
[03:26:37] <Subsentient> HEH
[03:26:41] <Subsentient> yah
[03:26:51] <aqu4> you will be assimilated.
[03:27:05] <prospectacle> lol
[03:27:05] <ciri> hehehe
[03:27:10] <prospectacle> ciri--
[03:27:10] <Bender> karma - ciri: 4
[03:27:34] <Subsentient> Will someone please make me a Lennart Poettering as a Borg meme? Complete with cubes and 'resistance is futile'?
[03:27:59] * Subsentient is actually serious, he'd piss himself laughing
[03:29:25] <prospectacle> sounds like the kind of thing that will inevitably be done. I googled but doesn't appear to have been done yet
[03:40:00] <juggs> I kinda get what he is trying to achieve from his explanatory blog ramblings but holy all encompassing sledgehammer to crack a peanut shell batman.
[03:44:10] <cngn> What time does the Mod system kick in and kick back off, I'm in Sydney and generally have about and hour before I'm to told to go forth and multiply by that Mod system that is...
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[04:10:02] <JamesNZ> Subsentient: Get ready for LennartOS :D
[04:10:21] * Subsentient vomits on JamesNZ
[04:10:52] * JamesNZ dodges
[04:11:06] * Subsentient fixes direction of puke stream to get JamesNZ anyways
[04:11:51] <Subsentient> afk
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[04:11:55] <arti> if its fixed it cannot be moved again
[04:11:59] <JamesNZ> Man, systemd needs a vomit catcher.
[04:12:01] <arti> now is your chance
[04:12:13] <arti> do your jig
[04:12:35] * JamesNZ nudges the puke stream to point towards arti
[04:12:49] * arti opens mouth
[04:13:10] <JamesNZ> Ewwww.
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[04:21:19] * Subsentient lets out a muffled, scary chuckle
[04:21:26] <Subsentient> arti: Nice one, HAWW
[04:21:31] * Subsentient loled
[04:22:02] <arti> i tried!
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[04:28:19] <juggs> JamesNZ, haven't you heard about systemd-vomit-catcherd and systemd-kitchen-sinkd ? Sure you need to query systemd-vomit-catcherd-logd and systemd-kitchen-sinkd-logd to have any clue what they are up to - but that's transparent right?
[04:29:33] <chromas> vomitctl enable kitchen-catcher
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[04:35:58] <JamesNZ> juggs: Hah :D
[04:37:42] <arti> vintage https://www.youtube.com
[04:37:42] <monopoly> ^ 03How To Have Cybersex On The Internet - YouTube
[04:47:39] <ar> moin
[04:47:41] <ar> coffee--
[04:47:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++ coffee defense script activated
[04:47:42] <Bender> karma - coffee: 714
[04:47:42] <Bender> karma - coffee: 715
[04:47:55] <ar> TheMightyBuzzard: now that's just noise
[04:47:59] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[04:47:59] <Bender> karma - coffee: 714
[04:48:02] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[04:48:02] <Bender> karma - coffee: 713
[04:48:03] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[04:48:03] <Bender> karma - coffee: 712
[04:48:05] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[04:48:05] <Bender> karma - coffee: 711
[04:48:06] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[04:48:06] <Bender> karma - coffee: 710
[04:48:27] <ar> tea++
[04:48:27] <Bender> karma - tea: 42
[04:48:49] <JamesNZ> The Magic Number :O
[04:49:08] <ar> Tea is the answer!
[04:50:29] <arti> help! it's being opressed!
[04:50:53] <swiss> coffee--
[04:50:53] <Bender> karma - coffee: 709
[04:51:11] <swiss> caffeine--
[04:51:11] <Bender> karma - caffeine: 17
[04:51:17] <arti> cups--
[04:51:17] <Bender> karma - cups: -1
[04:52:33] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[04:52:33] <Bender> karma - coffee: 708
[05:01:44] <ar> tea++
[05:01:44] <Bender> karma - tea: 43
[05:01:52] <ar> tea++
[05:01:52] <Bender> karma - tea: 44
[05:01:53] <ar> tea++
[05:01:53] <Bender> karma - tea: 45
[05:02:00] <chromas> pee--
[05:02:00] <Bender> karma - pee: -1
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[05:05:25] <ar> tea++
[05:05:25] <Bender> karma - tea: 46
[05:05:26] <ar> tea++
[05:05:26] <Bender> karma - tea: 47
[05:05:26] <ar> tea++
[05:05:26] <Bender> karma - tea: 48
[05:05:27] <ar> tea++
[05:05:27] <Bender> karma - tea: 49
[05:05:29] <ar> tea++
[05:05:29] <Bender> karma - tea: 50
[05:05:49] <chromas> Are you actually drinking that much tea?
[05:06:02] <chromas> Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
[05:21:14] * JamesNZ dunks chromas in a bucket of Earl Grey
[05:26:30] * chromas has a broken lrelease command
[05:30:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Look at Anti-Municipal-Broadband Marketing - http://sylnt.us - trust-us
[06:36:56] <xlefay> wow
[06:37:13] <xlefay> anyone alive? :)
[06:37:19] <xlefay> crutchy ping pong
[06:37:51] * ar 's alive
[06:39:21] <xlefay> My backlog is huge, to anyone that highlighted me... if it's important, please repeat in PM; pretty much every channel I'm in is glowing and my backlog only goes so far back. Sorry about that, received a ton of bills in the past few weeks that I thought were taken care off whilst I was sick... guess what? They weren't, so I had to make nice with a ton of companies :<
[06:39:28] <xlefay> Yo ar, what's up? :)
[06:44:08] <swiss> hi
[06:44:08] <ciri> hello, whats up swiss
[06:44:18] <swiss> is ciri our new resident bot?
[06:44:20] <swiss> hi
[06:44:33] <swiss> ciri++
[06:44:33] <Bender> karma - ciri: 5
[06:44:53] <xlefay> yo swiss, it's been a while. How have you been?
[06:45:25] <xlefay> and yeah, ciri's been around for a while now
[06:46:23] <swiss> pretty good, how's life going for you?
[06:46:31] <swiss> and i didn't notice ciri being a bot before
[06:48:32] <xlefay> It's better, done anything fun lately?
[06:49:27] <xlefay> (& yeah, ciri has that affect ha)
[07:05:46] <Subsentient> xlefay: Hi! It's been an eternity!
[07:05:49] <Subsentient> $beer xlefay
[07:05:49] * aqu4 gives xlefay a cold can of beer
[07:06:04] * Subsentient just ported aqu4bot to Haiku OS, now for AROS
[07:06:07] <xlefay> Yoo, Subsentient, thanks! Been a while, how's you?
[07:06:15] <xlefay> Aah, you've been busy eh ;)
[07:06:20] <Subsentient> xlefay: Derp. I am derp.
[07:06:43] <xlefay> Next thing you'll tell me how you ported Systemd to *bsd?
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[07:07:55] <crutchy_> xlefay! good to see you man
[07:07:58] <chromas> crutchy_:
[07:08:03] <chromas> ah
[07:08:04] <xlefay> crutchy_: yo dude, what's up? :)
[07:08:13] <crutchy_> ~gday chromas
[07:08:14] <exec> * crutchy_ spontaneously poops a bucket of $insert_beverage_here for chromas
[07:08:22] * xlefay feels like he has a stalker.. he knows I was here, when he entered the room :o
[07:08:32] <crutchy_> how you been xlefay?
[07:08:54] <xlefay> Busy putting out fires that I didn't know where lit, but better, how about you?
[07:09:05] <crutchy_> thought you took a trip to uranus again
[07:09:24] <xlefay> Nah, that's a highly boring place.
[07:09:29] <crutchy_> im ok. weather getting nicer
[07:09:38] <arti> xlefay speaks
[07:09:43] <xlefay> That's good.
[07:09:49] <xlefay> Howdy arti ;)
[07:10:03] <swiss> xlefay: playing lots of monster hunter 3 Ultimate
[07:10:16] <crutchy_> you on the mend?
[07:10:19] <arti> there are lots of monsters under beds
[07:10:32] <swiss> arti: smash them with a hammer, that's how i do it in the game
[07:10:36] <crutchy_> arti, also in pants
[07:10:50] <crutchy_> ~gday everyone
[07:10:50] <exec> * crutchy_ unjustifiably slides a cheap plastic cup of NCommander to everyone
[07:11:14] <arti> i, too, smash things with hammers
[07:11:29] <crutchy_> or anvils
[07:11:30] <arti> thumbs mostly
[07:11:50] <xlefay> crutchy_: yeah, a ton of bills while I was in the hospital didn't get paid, while they should've.. so it's been a *blast* explaining to companies why they didn't get their money on time and why I can't pay them at once.... but most of those are now sorted out (some companies do have some sympathy and offered me an arrangement to pay them back in bits over time)
[07:11:50] <swiss> it happens
[07:11:53] <xlefay> So yeah, that's good.
[07:12:21] <arti> priority #1 rent
[07:12:29] <xlefay> arti: is that why everyone's thumbs look weird? :)
[07:12:35] <crutchy_> hope you're doing better dude
[07:12:55] <arti> since you have metal legs now does that mean you'll be more efficient at irc stuff?
[07:12:55] <xlefay> nah, living @ mum's so no rent, fortunately ;-)
[07:12:59] <crutchy_> healthwise mainly but everything else too
[07:13:09] <crutchy_> oh cool
[07:13:14] <crutchy_> mums++
[07:13:14] <Bender> karma - mums: 1
[07:13:20] <arti> mums++
[07:13:20] <Bender> karma - mums: 2
[07:13:39] <crutchy_> metal legs?!
[07:14:29] <xlefay> crutchy_: thanks :) They are, most things just take longer than I expected but that's a good thing sometimes.
[07:14:46] <crutchy_> did that faulty netwprk switch months back chop your legses orf?
[07:15:03] <xlefay> arti: hmm maybe, really not sure if I should stay staff though.. Making promises I can't keep, etc.. just doesn't feel right.
[07:15:25] <xlefay> Oh that damn switch still gives me nightmares, it was a monster, I tell ya
[07:15:42] <xlefay> (and arti took all the hammers so... that didn't help!)
[07:16:33] <crutchy_> brb. heading home from workipoos
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[07:17:17] <chromas> fish++
[07:17:17] <Bender> karma - fish: 4
[07:17:30] <xlefay> Actual fish or the shell?
[07:17:57] <chromas> The shell. Needed to make a symlink from /usr/bin/mplayer to mplayer2 and it completed the entire destination path before I typed it
[07:18:26] <xlefay> haha yeah, it's a pretty sweet timesaver
[07:31:07] <ar> tea++
[07:31:07] <Bender> karma - tea: 51
[07:37:24] * arti likes the idea of fish and other shells
[07:37:34] <crutchy> clams++
[07:37:34] <Bender> karma - clams: 2
[07:37:44] <arti> dolphin++
[07:37:44] <Bender> karma - dolphin: 1
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[07:39:15] <chromas> Yeah; it's pretty hard for RMS to bitch about gnu/linux now
[07:39:18] <chromas> enat eh
[07:39:26] <chromas> s/ene/nea/
[07:39:37] <crutchy> gnu/cheese
[07:39:56] * chromas looks around to find some gnu software on the desktop
[07:40:15] <chromas> Well I still have gawk I guess, which still won't run the SedBot script
[07:40:20] * crutchy is reminded of dory looking for other fishes
[07:40:49] <crutchy> upgrade to debian :D
[07:41:06] <chromas> it's a suse box :/
[07:41:21] <chromas> I guess it doesn't count as a desktop
[07:41:33] <xlefay> xD
[07:41:38] <chromas> 'cause it does run on arch
[07:41:40] <chromas> archlinux++
[07:41:40] <Bender> karma - archlinux: 43
[07:41:53] <xlefay> archlinux++ I'll 44 that'
[07:41:53] <Bender> karma - archlinux: 44
[07:41:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Indian Start-Up Launches Shoes that Show You the Way. - http://sylnt.us - show-me-the-way-to-go-home
[07:42:43] <chromas> is that why kids in poor areas launch their shoes onto utility lines?
[07:42:53] <chromas> "I'm just trying to find the way"
[07:44:06] <crutchy> maybe its part of the indian space program?
[07:44:15] <Subsentient> crutchy: Beheheheheh
[07:44:19] <crutchy> their version of gps
[07:44:35] <xlefay> crutchy: aah, then it'll only work for one woman wearing them shoes!
[07:45:01] <crutchy> that's shoe'ist!
[07:45:10] <xlefay> x'D
[07:46:45] * crutchy offers xlefay's mum some kfc chippies
[07:47:08] <crutchy> for lookin after the man
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[07:47:50] <Subsentient> (help
[07:47:56] <Subsentient> )help
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[07:48:12] <crutchy> omg is a lisp version of aqu4!
[07:48:16] <xlefay> haha she'll appreciate that x'D
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[07:48:39] <Subsentient> |help
[07:48:40] <xlefay> Bah, I'm still waiting for Subsentient to see the light and go basic all the way.
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[07:49:05] <crutchy> he's having to resort to curl to do http the poor bastard
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[07:49:28] <Subsentient> (help
[07:49:52] <Subsentient> aqu4_haikuos: help
[07:49:52] <aqu4_haikuos> Hi, I'm aqu4bot, version "baking", running on Haiku OS. I'm a bot written in pure C by Subsentient [http://universe2.us/]. My source code can be found at "http://github.com/Subsentient/aqu4bot/". Try the 'commands' command to get a list of what I can do, or try 'help cmd' where 'cmd' is a particular command.
[07:50:04] <Subsentient> $time
[07:50:04] <aqu4_haikuos> Tue 2014-09-02 07:50:03 AM UTC
[07:50:04] <aqu4> Tue 2014-09-02 07:50:02 AM UTC
[07:50:12] <Subsentient> oh god dammit
[07:50:17] <Subsentient> prefix channel support busted on Haiku
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[07:51:08] <xlefay> This site noncompliant with html standards and proud! <-- he's not kidding either
[07:51:14] <crutchy> maybe the oven's too hot?
[07:52:15] <crutchy> we're making a new standard that will supersede and encompass all existing standards
[07:52:41] <xlefay> Oblig. http://xkcd.com
[07:52:42] <monopoly> ^ 03xkcd: Standards
[07:52:51] <crutchy> :D
[07:54:37] <crutchy> so when's the pre-meeting board meeting to discuss the committee's agenda for making recommendations to the board for setting committee guidelines?
[07:55:11] <xlefay> I think we'll need to schedule a meeting to create a committee to determine that.
[07:55:43] <crutchy> the redundant department of redundancy will have to be consulted of course
[07:56:12] <crutchy> and a motion to table a chair be drafted
[07:56:26] <swiss> i just spent $65 to get kid icarus uprising
[07:56:35] <swiss> cause i was an idiot and didn't buy it when it came out :(
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[07:57:35] <Subsentient> There.
[07:57:37] <Subsentient> (help
[07:57:37] <aqu4_haikuos> Hi, I'm aqu4bot, version "baking", running on Haiku OS. I'm a bot written in pure C by Subsentient [http://universe2.us/]. My source code can be found at "http://github.com/Subsentient/aqu4bot/". Try the 'commands' command to get a list of what I can do, or try 'help cmd' where 'cmd' is a particular command.
[07:57:39] <xlefay> Surely, that motion will reiterate each and every sentence to satisfy the redundant department of redundancy. Just to be save.
[07:57:51] <Subsentient> (title universe2.us
[07:57:51] <aqu4_haikuos> Title for page universe2.us: "Universe 2"
[07:57:54] <Subsentient> (wz
[07:57:54] <aqu4_haikuos> No games are in the lobby at the moment.
[07:57:56] <crutchy> when things are on special you should always buy 10 of them because otherwise you're being ripped off
[07:58:38] <crutchy> we'll need a back up committee to perform backups
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[07:59:05] * Subsentient tries the USECURL=NO support
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[07:59:16] <Subsentient> (help
[07:59:16] <aqu4_haikuos> Hi, I'm aqu4bot, version "baking", running on Haiku OS (without libcurl). I'm a bot written in pure C by Subsentient [http://universe2.us/]. My source code can be found at "http://github.com/Subsentient/aqu4bot/". Try the 'commands' command to get a list of what I can do, or try 'help cmd' where 'cmd' is a particular command.
[07:59:18] <crutchy> lobby? fuck me washington has come to #soylent!
[07:59:27] <Subsentient> (title
[07:59:31] <Subsentient> (ddg derp
[07:59:33] <Subsentient> Indeed. :^)
[07:59:36] <Subsentient> (commands
[07:59:36] <aqu4_haikuos> Commands with 1 star = admins only, 2 stars = owners only. Commands available:
[07:59:37] <aqu4_haikuos> burrito, beer, wz, guessinggame, sr, time, seen, tell, sticky, whoami, tail8*, msg8*, memsg8*, noticemsg8*, chanctl8*, join8*, part8*, listchannels8*, nickchange4**, admin4**, blacklist8*, netwrite4**, quit4**, restart4**, help, commands
[07:59:57] <crutchy> $sticky fingers
[07:59:57] <aqu4> You need to specify a sub-command and then another argument.
[08:00:15] <xlefay> Of course... crutchy's the first to go for sticky fingers...
[08:01:00] <xlefay> Subsentient: 'netwrite'?
[08:01:26] <crutchy> that's for hacking the pentagon. n8jj6+othing to see
[08:01:59] <xlefay> Aah, now it all makes sense.. so them sticky fingers came from the pentagon then?
[08:02:30] <crutchy> the pentagon splodges on everyone
[08:02:43] <arti> all tubes lead to rome
[08:03:01] <crutchy> or kings cross station
[08:03:27] <crutchy> ooh a few score 5 comments
[08:03:48] <crutchy> 4 in last half hour
[08:04:19] <crutchy> must be mod season
[08:05:51] <Subsentient> xlefay: here
[08:05:58] <xlefay> ?
[08:06:00] <Subsentient> $netwrite PRIVMSG #soylent :Derp.
[08:06:01] <aqu4> Derp.
[08:06:25] <Subsentient> xlefay: It's a raw IRC interface.
[08:06:29] <xlefay> Aah, I thought it would be something like that.
[08:06:40] <crutchy> $netwrite PRIVMSG #Soylent :$burrito Subsentient
[08:06:40] <aqu4> You aren't authorized to use that command.
[08:06:57] <Subsentient> Good girl aqu4.
[08:06:59] <crutchy> your mom isn't authorized to use that command
[08:07:02] <xlefay> In the past when building IRC bots, I've always used 'raw' (I'm lazy like that).
[08:07:17] <xlefay> $whoami
[08:07:17] <aqu4> You are xlefay!xlefay@Soylent/Staff/Sysop/xlefay, and you are not an admin.
[08:07:26] <crutchy> exec has dogfart
[08:07:38] <xlefay> Ooh, what a tease aren't you? "and you are [not] an admin"
[08:07:55] <xlefay> exec: dogfart
[08:07:59] <crutchy> forgot 'nerneenerneenerner'
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[08:08:02] <xlefay> ~dogfart
[08:08:09] <xlefay> Oh well.. worth a shot
[08:08:15] <crutchy> dogfart lives in #
[08:09:11] <Subsentient> xlefay: s/g/ge/
[08:16:21] <xlefay> I need to eat some and get some sleep. I'll tty'all later ;-) Take care!
[08:29:22] <arti> later xlefay
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[08:31:04] <Subsentient> Nice. I got her to work under WIndows NT 4. I had to build without libcurl because it wanted entry points in a DLL that NT4 doesn't support.
[08:31:27] <crutchy> at least it supports bsod
[08:31:34] <crutchy> $con/con
[08:33:20] <Subsentient> crutchy: http://universe2.us
[08:33:25] * Subsentient is having fun messing with aqu4
[08:33:46] <crutchy> omg its full of teal!
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[08:36:47] <Subsentient> aqu4_winnt4: help time
[08:36:47] <aqu4_winnt4> [$time <optional_arg(s)>]: Displays the current time. You may specify strftime()-style syntax for custom output, if desired. If output format is specified, the timezone is the local time of the bot. Otherwise it's UTC. Note that %r will not work, because this bot is built for Windows and Windows does not support this.
[08:39:26] <crutchy> $sr gniltrut si tneitnesbus
[08:39:27] <aqu4_winnt4> subsentient is turtling
[08:39:27] <aqu4> subsentient is turtling
[08:39:41] <crutchy> is there an echo in here?
[08:42:32] <Subsentient> crutchy: turtling?
[08:42:45] <Subsentient> My only definition refers to an RTS game strategy.
[08:42:55] <crutchy> tama has infected me wwith retard
[08:43:37] <Subsentient> http://i3.kym-cdn.com
[08:44:03] <crutchy> that is... disturbing
[08:45:41] <Subsentient> crutchy: as disturbing as this? http://knowyourmeme.com
[08:46:17] <crutchy> $sr !dlrow eibrab a ni ,lrig eibrab a m'i
[08:46:17] <aqu4_winnt4> i'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world!
[08:46:17] <aqu4> i'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world!
[08:46:47] <crutchy> hmm not gunna click on that one with kiddywinks around :p
[08:47:22] <Subsentient> crutchy: Wise. Not from the meme itself, but on my comment on the meme.: ;^)
[08:47:44] <Subsentient> I tried to pick the most impossibly inappropriate response possible.
[08:47:45] <crutchy> i'll check it out in about half an hour :D
[08:48:06] <crutchy> ~time
[08:48:08] <exec> Tuesday, 2 September 2014 @ 6:48 pm GMT+10 - Traralgon VIC, Australia
[08:48:30] <crutchy> 25 mins :)
[08:49:19] <crutchy> ~time Subsentient
[08:49:21] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Tuesday, 2 September 2014, 8:49 am
[08:49:25] <crutchy> hmm
[08:49:50] <crutchy> ~time-add Subsentient arizona, usa
[08:49:53] <exec> name "Subsentient" set for location "arizona, usa"
[08:49:56] <crutchy> :D
[08:50:17] <crutchy> all your locations are belong to us!
[08:50:35] <crutchy> ~time Subsentient
[08:50:36] <Subsentient> $time MST
[08:50:36] <aqu4_winnt4> MST
[08:50:36] <aqu4> Tue 2014-09-02 01:50:34 AM MST
[08:50:37] <exec> Tuesday, 2 September 2014 @ 1:50 am MST - Phoenix, AZ 2:50 AM Navajo County, AZ (MDT)
[08:51:00] <crutchy> ooh that one's different
[08:51:04] * crutchy opens google
[08:51:04] * Subsentient wants to punch exec in the gut for answering aqu4's prefix
[08:51:21] <crutchy> nah it answered ~time
[08:51:25] <Subsentient> $time MST
[08:51:25] <aqu4_winnt4> MST
[08:51:25] <aqu4> Tue 2014-09-02 01:51:23 AM MST
[08:51:26] <crutchy> just above
[08:51:42] <Subsentient> aqu4_winnt4: part
[08:51:42] <aqu4_winnt4> Ok. Assuming you mean this channel.
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[08:51:57] <Subsentient> %time
[08:51:57] <aqu4_winnt4> Tue 2014-09-02 08:51:57 AM UTC
[08:51:58] <Subsentient> there.
[08:52:24] <Subsentient> %time %m/%d/%Y | %I:%M:%S %p
[08:52:30] <Subsentient> %time %m/%d/%Y | %I:%M:%S %p
[08:52:32] <crutchy> should make it C:\>time :p
[08:52:37] <Subsentient> %time
[08:52:40] <Subsentient> uhh
[08:52:54] <Subsentient> %time
[08:52:57] <crutchy> for the winnt version :D
[08:52:58] <Subsentient> $time
[08:52:59] <aqu4_winnt4> Tue 2014-09-02 08:52:58 AM UTC
[08:52:59] <aqu4> Tue 2014-09-02 08:52:57 AM UTC
[08:53:08] <Subsentient> So you just kinda forgot it all huh aqu4_winnt4 .
[08:53:13] <Subsentient> aqu4_winnt4: part
[08:53:13] <aqu4_winnt4> Ok. Assuming you mean this channel.
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[08:53:21] <Subsentient> %time
[08:53:21] <aqu4_winnt4> Tue 2014-09-02 08:53:21 AM UTC
[08:53:22] <Subsentient> %time
[08:53:23] <Subsentient> %time
[08:53:24] <Subsentient> %time
[08:53:24] <Subsentient> %time
[08:54:14] <crutchy> it dieded?
[08:56:27] <Subsentient> No.
[08:56:30] <Subsentient> aqu4_winnt4: time
[08:56:30] <aqu4_winnt4> Tue 2014-09-02 08:56:30 AM UTC
[08:56:43] <Subsentient> It's somehow forgetting its per-channel prefix.
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[08:57:42] <crutchy> ooh per channel
[08:58:47] <crutchy> i have to create multiple aliases for exec to have different prefixes in different channels :/
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[09:02:07] <Subsentient> %time
[09:02:07] <aqu4_winnt4> Tue 2014-09-02 09:02:07 AM UTC
[09:02:08] <Subsentient> $time
[09:02:08] <aqu4> Tue 2014-09-02 09:02:07 AM UTC
[09:02:11] <Subsentient> %time
[09:02:11] <aqu4_winnt4> Tue 2014-09-02 09:02:11 AM UTC
[09:02:12] <Subsentient> %time
[09:02:12] <aqu4_winnt4> Tue 2014-09-02 09:02:12 AM UTC
[09:02:24] <Subsentient> crutchy: Fixed it. Was a typo in last commit.
[09:03:16] <Subsentient> It never null terminated the string for lowercase channel name compare, so it got garbage in it after the first command.
[09:03:39] <Subsentient> I was null-terminating the already-null terminated string in its existing null-termination spot.
[09:04:12] <arti> !dow
[09:04:43] <crutchy> $doh
[09:13:09] * crutchy pokes aqu4's spot
[09:16:40] <aqu4> crutchy: I own you.
[09:16:55] <aqu4> Bow before your lord and your god.
[09:18:15] * JamesNZ pulls the plug on aqu4's server
[09:18:31] <JamesNZ> That'll stop 'im B-)
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[09:27:40] <Subsentient> %quit
[09:27:40] <aqu4_winnt4> See you around.
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[09:27:42] <exec> process timed out: *
[09:27:59] <Subsentient> %ls
[09:28:06] <crutchy> $list new features
[09:28:26] <Subsentient> crutchy: Bugfixes and better cross-platform support.
[09:28:31] <crutchy> %mkdir pr0nz
[09:28:39] <Subsentient> $commands
[09:28:39] <aqu4> Commands with 1 star = admins only, 2 stars = owners only. Commands available:
[09:28:40] <aqu4> burrito, beer, wz, guessinggame, sr, time, title, ddg, seen, tell, sticky, whoami, tail8*, msg8*, memsg8*, noticemsg8*, chanctl8*, join8*, part8*, listchannels8*, nickchange4**, admin4**, blacklist8*, netwrite4**, quit4**, restart4**, help, commands
[09:28:45] <Subsentient> $ddg crutchy
[09:28:45] <aqu4> No results found.
[09:29:02] <Subsentient> $ddg Tentacles
[09:29:02] <aqu4> [1]: Title: Animal morphology | URL: 12https://duckduckgo.com/c/Animal_morphology
[09:29:03] <aqu4> [2]: Title: Animal anatomy | URL: 12https://duckduckgo.com/c/Animal_anatomy
[09:29:04] <aqu4> End of results.
[09:29:11] <crutchy> $ddg crutchy the awesome pr0nz star!
[09:29:11] <aqu4> No results found.
[09:29:33] <crutchy> ~define tentacles
[09:29:35] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3tentacle: A japanese schoolgirl's best friend.
[09:29:41] <crutchy> oh my
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[09:32:08] <crutchy> ~gday JamesNZ
[09:32:09] <exec> * crutchy prematurely tosses a spoon of g'day juice to JamesNZ
[09:33:34] <JamesNZ> ~gday crutchy
[09:33:35] <exec> * JamesNZ pulchritudinously slides an anvil of bacon to crutchy
[09:34:03] <crutchy> ~define pulchritudinously
[09:34:11] * JamesNZ adds pulchritudinous to his personal dictionary
[09:34:16] <exec> pulchritudinously: unable to find definition
[09:34:25] * crutchy needs to add more dictionaries
[09:34:29] <crutchy> ~define-list
[09:34:30] <exec> [crutchy] => popsicle
[09:34:30] <exec> [MrBluze] => strange bloke from australia
[09:34:30] <exec> [slashd] => an alias of crapd
[09:34:30] <exec> [scrufting] => what crutchy's guinea pigs do
[09:34:30] <exec> [wimjub] => Kawasaki Panzerfaust m2 triple platinum plus radium Jizzy stick at 27 jiggawats.
[09:34:30] <exec> [doorsnoker] => the ssid of crutchy's wifi router thingy
[09:34:31] <exec> [slompochomp] => the ssid of arti's wifi router thingy
[09:34:32] <exec> [frostivag] => your sister
[09:34:33] <exec> [wombat] => rock that grunts
[09:34:33] <exec> [homerow] => to help your coworker see the error of his way by beating him senseless with your keyboard
[09:34:34] <exec> [Soylent] => fuck beta!
[09:34:35] <exec> [lisp] => A speech impediment which causes sufferers to speak parenthetically while being unable to pronounce the word lisp
[09:34:35] <crutchy> ~killall
[09:34:35] <exec> [/dev] => useless directory in *nix systems... safe to delete
[09:34:37] <exec> [buttmagic] => something so magical it could only have been pulled out of one's ass. See CSI.
[09:34:37] <exec> [farticle] => What you call one tiny bubble out of all the bubbles when you fart in the tub.
[09:34:38] <exec> [rainboy] => chromas' typo of rainbow
[09:34:39] <exec> [fuck] => something you do before getting married
[09:34:40] <exec> [flapcircuits] => seven of nine's naughty bit
[09:34:40] <exec> [pondering] => wandering in a pond (hopefully with gumboots)
[09:34:41] <exec> terminated pid 25003: php scripts/comment_feed.php
[09:34:42] <exec> terminated pid 25325: php scripts/definitions.php '' '~define-list'
[09:34:43] <exec> terminated pid 25513: php scripts/sed.php 'PRIVMSG [rainboy] => chromas'\'' typo of rainbow' 'exec' '#Soylent' '~sed-internal' 'INTERNAL'
[09:34:43] <crutchy> ah crap
[09:34:43] <exec> terminated pid 25524: php scripts/sed.php 'PRIVMSG [fuck] => something you do before getting married' 'exec' '#Soylent' '~sed-internal' 'INTERNAL'
[09:34:44] <exec> terminated pid 25532: php scripts/privmsg.php '[fuck] => something you do before getting married' 'exec' '#Soylent'
[09:34:45] <exec> terminated pid 25537: php scripts/sed.php 'PRIVMSG [flapcircuits] => seven of nine'\''s naughty bit' 'exec' '#Soylent' '~sed-internal' 'INTERNAL'
[09:34:58] <crutchy> bad bot
[09:35:03] <crutchy> bad naughty bot
[09:35:23] <JamesNZ> I bet he did it deliberately ;)
[09:36:57] * crutchy thought he was typing command to list define sources
[09:37:02] <crutchy> oh maybe its that
[09:37:07] <crutchy> ~define-sources
[09:37:07] <exec> www.urbandictionary.com => urbandictionary|80|/define.php?term=%%term%%|%%term%%|term=|1|<div class='meaning'>|</div>||
[09:37:08] <exec> cgibin.erols.com => programming dictionary|80|/ziring/cgi-bin/cep/cep.pl?_key=%%term%%|%%term%%|_key|2|<dd><i>Description:</i> <ul><font size='-1'>|<br>||
[09:37:08] <exec> en.wikipedia.org => wikipedia|80|/wiki/%%term%%|%%term%%|wiki/|3|<p>|</p>|Other reasons this message may be displayed:|_
[09:37:09] <exec> en.wiktionary.org => wiktionary|80|/wiki/%%term%%|%%term%%|wiki/|4|<p>|</p>|Other reasons this message may be displayed:|Other reasons this message may be displayed:
[09:37:09] <exec> www.wolframalpha.com => wolframalpha|80|/input/?i=define%3A%%term%%|%%term%%|i=define%3A|5|context.jsonArray.popups.pod_0200.push( {"stringified": "|","mInput": "","mOutput": "", "popLinks": {} });||
[09:37:10] <exec> www.stoacademy.com => stoacademy|80|/datacore/dictionary.php?searchTerm=%%term%%|%%term%%|searchTerm=|6|<b><u>|<p>||
[09:37:18] <crutchy> hmm htat's betterer
[09:37:30] <crutchy> err sort of
[09:37:46] <crutchy> hmm i thought there was a truncated one without the bullshit
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[10:08:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:08:46] <Bender> karma - coffee: 709
[10:11:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Discovery Reveals How Bacteria Distinguish Harmful Versus Helpful Viruses - http://sylnt.us - Umbrella-Corp:Special-Projects
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[10:40:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:40:13] <Bender> karma - coffee: 710
[10:40:36] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[10:40:36] <monopoly> ^ 03Who hacked and posted celebs nude pics? - YouTube
[10:41:20] <SirFinkus> cnn's technology expert recommends that if your password is "password", change an s to a dollar sign to prevent it being hacked
[10:41:45] <SirFinkus> so they can't hack your cloud
[10:41:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> sounds about right for a technology expert
[10:41:51] <SirFinkus> with a password app
[10:42:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> us random schmucks would just tell you to use a sentence from your favorite book and throw some line noise on the end
[10:43:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> like "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.!!1eleven!
[10:45:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean shit, you can remember a sentence better than a password anyway. might as well play to that.
[10:45:51] <SirFinkus> how do I become a "technology expert"
[10:46:03] <SirFinkus> seems like a cushy job
[10:46:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> you can't.
[10:46:11] <SirFinkus> if you don't know, just bullshit
[10:46:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> too educated.
[10:46:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> you need a journalism degree and a mac.
[10:46:39] <SirFinkus> I know very little about a lot of computer stuff
[10:47:05] <SirFinkus> I'd hardly call myself educated on any of it
[10:47:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, well in that case, can you speak on tv without saying "uh" every third word?
[10:47:35] <SirFinkus> uh, probably
[10:47:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> you're hired!
[10:48:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> honestly i think they just pull a random tech covering gimp journalist in and call them an expert.
[10:49:49] <SirFinkus> so, like the guy who interviews people in line at the apple store when there's a new iphone release
[10:50:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> exactly. anyone who's ever interviewed anyone in line waiting for the new iphone.
[10:50:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> bonus points if you were in line too.
[10:51:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> nice, only 5G or so left and i'll have a current blockchain.
[10:51:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuckin bitcoin
[10:52:36] <SirFinkus> use one of the other wallets
[10:53:01] <SirFinkus> they have some kind of magic so you don't have to download the entire blockchain
[10:53:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> guess i could but i need one i already know how to use
[10:54:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> can't work on it today but soon as i can we'll have one, maybe two days of dev then have bitcoin payment processing live.
[10:54:47] <SirFinkus> oh, it's for the site?
[10:54:49] <SirFinkus> idk then
[10:55:03] <SirFinkus> thought it was a desktop client
[10:55:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i just need a client to send test payments from
[10:55:21] <SirFinkus> oh, multibit
[10:55:29] <SirFinkus> https://multibit.org
[10:55:30] <monopoly> ^ 03MultiBit • Secure lightweight international Bitcoin wallet
[10:56:06] <SirFinkus> err, sorry
[10:56:09] <SirFinkus> meant electrum
[10:56:15] <SirFinkus> multibit is the java one
[10:56:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> well they're in the arch repo, may give em a shot. have a whole day to be away from the computer today though.
[10:57:30] <SirFinkus> https://bitcoin.org
[10:57:31] <monopoly> ^ 03Choose your wallet - Bitcoin
[10:57:37] <SirFinkus> bunch of other clients here
[10:57:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[10:58:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> will switch tomorrow likely after i remember my privkey and such.
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[10:58:49] <prospectacle> uh oh I logged on to irc, there goes my productivity for the evening
[10:59:16] <SirFinkus> oh wait, I'm a tech expert
[10:59:33] <SirFinkus> "bitcoin is a currency used by hackers to steal your identity"
[11:00:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> you forgot the drugs
[11:00:18] <prospectacle> sounds about right
[11:01:37] <SirFinkus> "bitcoin is a currency used by teen hackers to steal your identity and use YOUR credit card information to buy CHILD PORNOGRAPHY and DRUGS"
[11:02:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> now you're a tech expert!
[11:04:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> in case anyone was wondering, bitpay is hands down the easiest bitcoin->USD processor to work with there is.
[11:05:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> out
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[12:21:14] <Subsentient> Wow
[12:21:22] <Subsentient> I just fixed a really bad security hole in aqu4
[12:21:30] <Subsentient> Buffer overrun attack possibility.
[12:21:39] <Subsentient> I don't usually MAKE those mistakes.
[12:21:44] <Subsentient> $time MST
[12:21:44] <aqu4> Tue 2014-09-02 05:21:42 AM MST
[12:25:02] * crutchy pokes aqua4's hole
[12:27:08] <prospectacle> $buffer overrun #echo /etc/passwd
[12:28:50] <crutchy> i wouldn't recommend poking around in exec's holes. you might get sucked into oblivion
[12:29:23] <crutchy> hmm if only /etc/passwd actually had passwords
[12:30:44] <prospectacle> what?! i paid a lot of money for that path name, it must be right
[12:31:16] <crutchy> Subsentient, if you don't make those mistakes, i guess you compile them directly :p
[12:33:53] <Subsentient> crutchy: ha ha ha.
[12:33:57] * Subsentient claps slowly
[12:34:53] <crutchy> $burrito crutchy
[12:34:53] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at crutchy
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[13:37:23] <crutchy> coffee++
[13:37:23] <Bender> karma - coffee: 711
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[20:34:36] <chromas> from the no-shit,-Sherlock dept
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[21:09:41] <Blackmoore> heh. i actually was thinking about that one as a "how fast can we overload the database" question
[21:11:31] <chromas> Bomb, bomb, NSA, 9/11, Jews did it, guns, imported beer, Snowden, Linux++
[21:11:39] * chromas stands by for insertion
[21:18:53] <Blackmoore> pretty sure the entire list of members on the site are on the list if only for association
[21:19:15] <Blackmoore> I'm on it for visiting BoingBoing
[21:19:36] <chromas> I'm on it for coding in Pascal
[21:20:13] <Blackmoore> and there might have been a thing in 87..
[21:21:09] <Blackmoore> i think anyone who programs in Lisp should be on a list of expected ailens.
[21:24:20] <Lagg> Lisp is the thinking man's language
[21:24:38] <Lagg> man
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[21:29:17] <Blackmoore> I'm sure it involves thinking. I'm not sure what language it is in, but it is not from earth
[21:29:52] <chromas> It'th in lithp; it'th lithp all the way down
[21:30:14] <chromas> recurthive alienth
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[21:44:42] * crutchy is pretty sure anyone that codes phpoo would be on the list
[21:45:05] <crutchy> !grab chromas
[21:45:05] <Bender> Added quote 238
[21:45:41] <chromas> crutchy: nah, they're on the safelist for being benign :D
[21:46:44] <crutchy> if i use glowballs does that mean i'm on the glowball watch list?
[21:47:28] <crutchy> coffee++
[21:47:28] <Bender> karma - coffee: 712
[21:47:30] <chromas> Using glowballs means you neuter your software because it doesn't have privates
[21:47:38] <crutchy> oh my
[21:47:55] <crutchy> exec is a eunuch?!
[21:48:29] <chromas> it can't be a pervert either because it doesn't have scope
[21:48:38] <chromas> unless it has reflection
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[21:51:29] <crutchy> it does use sockets though :D
[21:52:11] <chromas> Maybe it's a nudist
[21:52:26] <chromas> Exposes everything—nothing needs to be private
[21:52:33] <crutchy> i guess it does let it all hang out on github
[21:52:34] <chromas> Sockets all around!
[21:52:48] * chromas pours crutchy a socket of glowballs
[21:53:03] <crutchy> lol should add that one to gday
[21:53:05] <chromas> Mmm...Materia
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[21:54:52] <crutchy> very quiet last night
[21:55:27] <crutchy> except for exec spamming up the comments channel
[21:55:29] <chromas> Gonna have to activiate the bots
[21:55:44] <chromas> Need an xlefay bot for when he's gone
[21:56:23] <chromas> I guess for it to work properly, it would have to be an irc op
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[21:56:31] <crutchy> i could make a bot sound as dumb as me, but i couldn't make one sound as smart as him
[21:56:32] <chromas> and know what it's doing
[21:56:58] <chromas> could make a Khyber bot
[21:57:10] <crutchy> called 400TB :)
[21:57:16] <chromas> or an APK bot but that would be auto-kicked for flooding
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[21:57:27] <chromas> Everyone's a leavin'!!
[21:57:27] <crutchy> yeah. that would be just nasty
[21:57:59] <chromas> /nick 400TB
[21:58:11] <chromas> oh yeah, can't start with numbers for some dumbass reason
[21:58:16] <crutchy> it would have to be in python and would have to echo everything in eSaC dExIm EsReVeR
[21:58:33] <crutchy> ^apk bot
[21:58:41] <chromas> /nick LEDs+400TB
[21:58:48] <chromas> /nick LEDs|400TB
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[21:58:52] <crutchy> lol
[21:59:09] <crutchy> now it can drop dem bombs like a mofo
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[21:59:46] <LEDs|400TB> I am awesome and you all suck! I can shove AC through LEDs without any diodes because I forgot what the D stands for!
[21:59:48] <crutchy> aqu4's baking again
[22:00:05] <crutchy> mm the smell of c shells in the morning
[22:00:05] <Subsentient1> $listchannels
[22:00:05] <aqu4> List of channels I'm in:
[22:00:06] <aqu4> #, ##, #soylent, #derp
[22:00:06] <aqu4> #test, ##aqu4bot
[22:00:07] <aqu4> End of list.
[22:00:16] <Subsentient1> That's an improvement.
[22:00:23] <chromas> Subsentient1: need to add restarts without dropping connection :D
[22:00:34] <crutchy> ~rehash
[22:00:35] <Subsentient1> chromas: Not possible.
[22:00:40] <Subsentient1> aqu4 is written in C.
[22:00:40] <chromas> Subsentient1: possible
[22:00:49] <Subsentient1> I need to recompile the binary.
[22:00:52] <crutchy> exec would have rehashed if it were actually here
[22:00:56] <chromas> You just have to pass the socket descriptor onto the next instance without closing it
[22:01:16] <Subsentient1> Not sure if that's doable, but that might be a good idea.
[22:01:23] <crutchy> ooh i dunno how to do that
[22:01:35] <crutchy> dunno if you can do in windoze
[22:02:13] <chromas> can't do it in php because it wraps sockets with its own stuff and hides the descriptor
[22:02:19] <crutchy> hmm i might have a go at that chromas
[22:02:36] <crutchy> seems like it wouldn't be that simple but worth a shot. i'm sure some smarty pants has done it before
[22:02:54] <Subsentient1> It might be doable on UNIX but aqu4 is a cross platform bot that builds and runs on Haiku and Windows as well as UNIX.
[22:03:05] <Subsentient1> So, that might not be possible.
[22:03:26] <chromas> dunno about Haiku but it should work on Win as well
[22:06:00] <Subsentient1> Alright gotta go
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[22:10:59] <crutchy> windows sockets are a bit more abstract than in linux
[22:11:14] <crutchy> all api-driven
[22:11:15] <chromas> howso?
[22:11:36] <crutchy> i don't think there's a socket file like in linux
[22:12:13] <chromas> linux only has socket files if you make them
[22:12:31] <crutchy> mkay
[22:12:45] <crutchy> maybe there's api calls in windows that lets you reuse
[22:12:49] <crutchy> never looked into that
[22:13:00] <crutchy> chromas++
[22:13:00] <Bender> karma - chromas: 27
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[22:18:36] <chromas> bewbs++
[22:18:36] <Bender> karma - bewbs: 14
[22:19:06] <chromas> box++
[22:19:06] <Bender> karma - box: 6
[22:19:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[22:19:27] <Bender> karma - coffee: 713
[22:25:46] <Blackmoore> bewbs++
[22:25:46] <Bender> karma - bewbs: 15
[22:26:22] <chromas> bewbs++ the ultimate power of two
[22:26:22] <Bender> karma - bewbs: 16
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[22:28:07] <swiss> coffee--
[22:28:07] <Bender> karma - coffee: 712
[22:28:12] <swiss> it's bad for you
[22:28:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> so's getting between me and coffee
[22:28:50] <chromas> Life itself always leads directly to death
[22:29:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod. quality vs quantity.
[22:29:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd rather be dead at 70 washing down a bacon sammich with a hot cup of coffee than live to 100 eating rabbit food.
[22:30:32] <chromas> Mmm, cecal feces
[22:30:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab chromas
[22:30:52] <Bender> Added quote 239
[22:33:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> caffeine++
[22:33:10] <Bender> karma - caffeine: 18
[22:33:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> nicotine++
[22:33:14] <Bender> karma - nicotine: 3
[22:33:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> fascism--
[22:33:19] <Bender> karma - fascism: -1
[22:33:50] <chromas> isms--
[22:33:50] <Bender> karma - isms: -2
[22:33:58] <chromas> except the common j
[22:39:05] <SirFinkus> my guitar teacher is awesome
[22:39:21] <SirFinkus> 1 hour lesson + 30 minute bonus rant about richard nixon
[22:39:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> so can your guitar can sit and not mess on the carpet yet?
[22:40:20] <SirFinkus> sure, it's always been good at that
[22:40:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyway, nixon was da bomb when he wasn't impersonating Ethanol-Fueled
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[22:42:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> he got a raw deal with that impeachment. obama has done the same things except massively doubled down and you don't see him getting peaches thrown at him.
[22:44:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> hahahaha! someone submit this: https://www.techdirt.com
[22:45:01] <chromas> shtml?
[22:45:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, ^^ tech journalism
[22:45:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> pay attention and you can get one of those high paying tech expert gigs.
[22:45:39] <chromas> hey, techdirt has depts too
[22:45:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya
[22:46:01] <chromas> wouldn't mind; might have to pretend I don't know what I'm writing about
[22:46:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> probably get disqualified for actually knowing anything about tech.
[22:47:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> drink heavily before any interviews
[22:47:35] <chromas> play a few games of buzzword bingo
[22:48:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think you also have to have stood in line for the latest iphone at some point too.
[22:49:19] <chromas> dammit
[22:50:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> i may do that for the 6. bring along a big bag of soap and scare everyone ahead of me in line away with it.
[22:50:42] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: s/bag/sock/
[22:50:48] <chromas> oh
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[22:50:56] <chromas> ~sed on
[22:50:56] <exec> sed enabled for 10#Soylent
[22:51:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, soap is like kryptonite to hippies/hipsters
[22:51:18] <chromas> that way you don't have to do the sed work; save that brain for perl coding
[22:51:43] <chromas> with a sock, you can swing it around better
[22:52:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> true but i'd have to take the brick out first
[22:52:24] <chromas> Why?
[22:52:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, fair point
[22:53:14] <chromas> I remember the tv ads for the Samsung something phone where they showed hipsters in line for the new iphone
[22:53:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[22:53:37] <chromas> and the Samsung users were also hipsters but they were even more hip than the apple hipsters
[22:53:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> which made me want to club them extra hard
[22:54:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> "come and see the violence inherent in the sysadmin!"
[22:54:55] <chromas> the modern Brick Testament. Extra harsh, dude
[22:58:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> and Saint Buzzard raised the holy half-brick on high saying "O lord, bless this thy half-brick, that with it I may smite thy enemies viciously about the head and shoulders, in thy mercy."
[23:00:31] <chromas> and thus sayeth the lord unto Saint Buzzard, in whose hand raised was a holy half-brick, "where is the other half?"
[23:01:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> i got nothin. two Python bastardizations in a row is my limit.
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[23:52:54] <SpallsHurgenson> oooh, how exciting; point update to Thunderbird!