#Soylent | Logs for 2014-08-31

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[00:07:37] <paulej72> sorry i could not be around to fix the site
[00:08:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, you was moving. not like it happens every weekend.
[00:13:00] <crutchy> only every 2nd w/e :p
[00:13:17] <crutchy> or is it a monthly thing?
[00:13:28] <crutchy> maybe we need 503 Tuesday :D
[00:13:32] <NCommander> paulej72, ... you moves take a long time
[00:13:34] * crutchy hides
[00:13:40] * NCommander is unused to the concept of moving taking more than an hour
[00:13:59] <paulej72> lol
[00:13:59] <ciri> now that is funny
[00:14:24] <NCommander> one of us is doing it wrong :-)
[00:14:57] <crutchy> NCommander: wife+kids=plenty-of-crap
[00:15:03] <paulej72> NCommander: i realized my stuff was all bzippied in mynold place, but i had to unzip it to move
[00:16:32] <paulej72> i also had issues with comcast not moving my equipment to my new account
[00:16:48] <paulej72> so no real internet access
[00:17:48] <crutchy> fucking regexps
[00:17:54] * crutchy gives up on mod_rewrite
[00:20:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[00:20:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> practice yer fu
[00:20:48] <crutchy> one day
[00:20:50] <crutchy> not today
[00:21:15] <crutchy> why wait till tomorrow when you can wait till next year
[00:21:34] <crutchy> or some shit
[00:21:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> fair nuff
[00:22:19] <NCommander> rofl
[00:22:25] <NCommander> paulej72, I've been on AT&T Prepaid for a week
[00:22:26] * TheMightyBuzzard is being a wild man and installing mariadb instead of mysql for a slash install
[00:22:31] <NCommander> paulej72, you haven't met hell until you've met GCI :-)!
[00:22:37] <crutchy> ooh
[00:22:56] * crutchy has wanted to try mariadb since oracle went spaz
[00:22:57] <NCommander> TheMightyBuzzard, bad idea, I want Slashcode 14.10 to use features in MySQL 5.6, MariaDB only has a 5.5 branch
[00:23:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm. going to have to hit the AUR then
[00:23:26] <crutchy> postgresql it is then :D
[00:24:12] <crutchy> hit it with an anvil TheMightyBuzzard, from orbit. its the only way to be sure
[00:24:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> not that adventurous
[00:25:44] * crutchy needs a coffee. and to see a man about a wallaby
[00:26:57] <paulej72> crutchy: sound like the start of a very kinky porn flick
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[00:31:10] <crutchy> ay focker!
[00:31:17] <Ethanol-fueled> I am a dumbass idiot - I was using a chef's knife and a can of chili to chisel the ice out of the freezer, but I struck the coil with the knife and all the coolent blew out in my face. Now I have to use my ice chest as a fridge :(
[00:31:24] <Ethanol-fueled> crutch-dawg.
[00:31:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> nice one, EF
[00:32:20] <Ethanol-fueled> haha, what's up fellas?
[00:32:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> really not hard to fix if you can find someone who will. otherwise new fridge time.
[00:32:47] <crutchy> so when you're eating out the coolant from your face will turn your meal into an ice box?
[00:33:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> makin slash work on arch cause i need ssl to test cryptocurrency
[00:33:03] <crutchy> eh. sounded funnier in my head
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[00:34:12] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, I'm considering just telling the management company that it just stopped working.
[00:34:27] <Ethanol-fueled> I can cover the slit with some white paint or something and just get a new fridge.
[00:34:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> they'd probably notice the hole
[00:34:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm. go fer it
[00:35:03] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, what could I patch the hole with?
[00:35:33] <crutchy> a used franger?
[00:35:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> chewing gum for all it matters. just has to pass a minute's worth of inspection.
[00:35:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> white nail polish should cover whatever you use for filler.
[00:36:17] <Ethanol-fueled> I was thinking about sealing the hole with epoxy and recharging the coolant (fixing the thing). Think that'd work?
[00:36:52] <Ethanol-fueled> well, shit, I gues I could justfuckinggoogleit.
[00:39:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, needs to be soldered
[00:40:08] <Ethanol-fueled> goddammit.
[00:40:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> easy to do for any appliance repair guy but might be difficult if you're not used to taking fridges apart.
[00:40:34] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, I'm just gonna pull a fast one and just try to get them to replace it. I have no experience with THAT kind of soldering.
[00:40:34] <crutchy> ductape
[00:41:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> pressure shouldn't be very high on the evaporator side. likely <40psi
[00:41:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> higher when it's not running
[01:02:20] <Lagg> Ethanol-fueled: ... Where does the can of chili come in
[01:02:31] <Lagg> and honestly might as well just buy another fridge than recharge it
[01:08:05] * TheMightyBuzzard hates waiting on things to compile
[01:09:45] <chromas> Mysql?
[01:10:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya
[01:10:36] <chromas> I'm sorry for your loss
[01:10:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> hadda build from aur cause it's not in arch repos
[01:10:58] <crutchy> debian++
[01:10:58] <Bender> karma - debian: 19
[01:11:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> politics_in_package_repos--
[01:11:21] <Bender> karma - politics_in_package_repos: -1
[01:11:22] <crutchy> the swiss army knife of operating systems
[01:11:44] <chromas> Might be a good time to port to postgres
[01:11:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft to Completely Shut-Down Windows Live Messenger - http://sylnt.us - going-going-almost-gone
[01:12:25] <crutchy> aww
[01:12:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> doing this cause i already have a project that's on hold until i get a vm with apache built with ssl or decide ot hog up dev for a week.
[01:12:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> s/ ot / to /
[01:12:53] <exec> <TheMightyBuzzard> doing this cause i already have a project that's on hold until i get a vm with apache built with ssl or decide to hog up dev for a week.
[01:13:04] <crutchy> what happened to sedbot?
[01:13:21] <crutchy> exec makes not a reliable sedbot make
[01:13:26] <crutchy> fk
[01:13:44] <crutchy> s/whatever bullshit i just said/what i was trying to say/
[01:14:10] <chromas> Still haven't got gawk to work on the size box
[01:14:23] <chromas> Suse
[01:14:23] <crutchy> box++
[01:14:23] <Bender> karma - box: 4
[01:14:36] <chromas> Box++
[01:14:37] <Bender> karma - box: 5
[01:15:33] <chromas> If I wasn't so lazy I'd use arch on it and learn2iptables
[01:15:38] <crutchy> dishes are halff-done. now i can get back to shortener
[01:16:29] <crutchy> ~last xlefay
[01:17:03] <exec> last privmsg for xlefay in #soylent: [2014-08-11 17:39:25] Just can't be as active on IRC as I used to be, got actual stuff to do nowadays :(
[01:22:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> excellent
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[01:30:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> next, building another copy of perl from source
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[01:42:57] <Ethanol-fueled> Lagg, late response I know -- but I used the can of chili as a "hammer" to hammer the chisel (my chef's knife)
[01:43:24] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm an idiot in that I'll pick up the closest things I see rather than go gather up the proper tools.
[01:44:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> proper tools in this case being pull everything out and unplug the fridge until it defrosts =P
[01:44:27] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, you can google standard rulesets for iptables.
[01:44:52] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, yeah. What an impatient, impulsive idiot.
[01:45:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> very fitting for your nick though
[01:45:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> sounds like something that should be done drunk
[01:45:43] <Ethanol-fueled> that's the travesty, Buzzard...I was not intoxicated at all, nor had I been all day.
[01:46:02] <Ethanol-fueled> no beer, pot, nothing. In fact I had just been back from a 2-mile run.
[01:46:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> may be the flaw then. you were low on fuel
[01:46:10] <Ethanol-fueled> Ssshyeah.
[01:46:52] <Ethanol-fueled> iptables is powerful but any noob, like any noob to linux itself, can google the information they need wtihout having to understand it.
[01:47:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
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[01:51:18] <Lagg> Ethanol-fueled: You know ethanol would probably be a good defroster. Mhm
[01:51:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> methanol would be better. you wouldn't be tempted to declare it Everclear and drink it.
[01:52:42] <crutchy> some for you, and some for me :D
[01:53:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, like if they put straight ethanol in gas pumps
[01:53:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> people be pulling up with a jug going fill er up
[01:54:06] <crutchy> just need a t junction in the fuel line out to the driver's side cabin
[01:54:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> AFTER the filter. don't wanna drink tank rust.
[01:54:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> couldn't use rubber line either. the ethanol would rot it.
[01:54:55] <crutchy> after a few sips prolly wouldn't notice the difff
[01:55:23] <crutchy> need to do it proper
[01:55:50] <crutchy> if your gunna totally wipe yourself out whilst driving and kill yourself/someone else
[01:55:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> and live with crap "gas" mileage
[01:56:51] <Ethanol-fueled> hahahah crutchy @ t-junction
[01:57:16] * crutchy is trying to work out formula for minimum number of characters needed for short url based on exist number of shortened urls
[01:57:24] <crutchy> factorials be damned!
[01:57:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> just md5sum the bitches
[01:58:29] <crutchy> nah. want them short
[01:58:42] <crutchy> starting with 3 chars
[01:58:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> feh
[01:58:49] <Ethanol-fueled> Bahahaha
[01:59:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> crc32 them then
[02:01:14] <Ethanol-fueled> What's that, ten choose three?
[02:01:22] <Ethanol-fueled> that's 120 total.
[02:02:14] <Ethanol-fueled> er, 220
[02:02:48] <crutchy> hmm made a little factorial function, but i'm thinking it might just be easier to use the last short url
[02:03:14] * crutchy deletes factorial function, and rand_str function
[02:03:21] <crutchy> refactoring is fun
[02:03:40] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, is that for work or play?
[02:03:46] <crutchy> or just trying to make it work, since its not even done yet
[02:03:52] <crutchy> just for play
[02:03:59] <crutchy> sad isn't it
[02:05:00] <Ethanol-fueled> I know people who learn and do math for the fuck of it.
[02:05:14] <Ethanol-fueled> They dont even use it for their job or anything. Whatever makes you happy.
[02:05:29] <Ethanol-fueled> 'cuz all that matters is dying with a smile on your face.
[02:06:21] <Ethanol-fueled> numeric methods in C or some shit is a book freely available online
[02:06:34] <crutchy> apparently if you die with a hardon it stays that way
[02:06:43] <Ethanol-fueled> Er, this one :
[02:06:44] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www2.units.it
[02:07:07] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, the "death erection" is a known phenomenon.
[02:07:14] <crutchy> i like trying to make it up as i go. google/books/etc is if i get really stuck
[02:07:27] <Ethanol-fueled> http://en.wikipedia.org
[02:07:29] <monopoly> ^ 04Wiki: 03Death erection: A death erection, angel lust, or terminal erection[1] is a post-mortem erection, technically a priapism, observed in the corpses of men who have been executed, particularly by hanging.[2]
[02:08:38] <chromas> crutchy: ascii85
[02:08:55] <crutchy> ~define ascii85
[02:09:04] <exec> [wikipedia] 3Ascii85: Ascii85, also called Base85, is a form of binary-to-text encoding developed by Paul E. Rutter for the btoa utility. By using five ASCII characters to represent four bytes of binary data (making the en...
[02:09:37] <crutchy> hmm.. may be a little limited for a comment feed
[02:09:57] <crutchy> i'm limiting characters to alpha numerical though
[02:10:09] <chromas> For your shortener
[02:10:14] <crutchy> yeah
[02:10:23] <chromas> You can use mixed case too
[02:10:35] <crutchy> yep
[02:11:22] <crutchy> might crank up some music
[02:11:58] * crutchy moved his radio out of the bedroom where it was collecting dust
[02:12:22] <crutchy> sounds much better than the piece of crap the missus uses
[02:12:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> radio... that's like an mp3 player that has annoying guys talking between the songs while stuck on random, yeah?
[02:12:52] <chromas> Probably vibrates less, though
[02:13:47] <crutchy> yeah has that too. can't find the antenna atm though :/
[02:14:30] <crutchy> just got it hooked up to my desktop pyewta
[02:14:55] <juggs> mpd++
[02:14:55] <Bender> karma - mpd: 1
[02:15:08] <crutchy> hmm. if i put xrdp on it i can prolly drive it from my lappy :D
[02:16:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> get yourself one of those little 50mW fm transmitters. should cover the whole house and then some.
[02:16:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> specially if you do like i did and build a half wavelength antenna for it out of some fat ass ground wire
[02:17:29] <juggs> blanket the neighbourhood with the waves :D
[02:17:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> goes about a block n a half
[02:17:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> as far as i'm gonna admit to anyway.
[02:18:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> that you can build a 500mw amp for a couple bucks is another story entirely
[02:19:08] <crutchy> mine is just a receiver :p
[02:19:09] <juggs> it was an accidental oversight m'lud :D
[02:23:33] <crutchy> websniffer++
[02:23:33] <Bender> karma - websniffer: 1
[02:23:37] <crutchy> captcha--
[02:23:37] <Bender> karma - captcha: -1
[02:25:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahaha
[02:26:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> captchas think i'm a bot
[02:26:41] * Ethanol-fueled has an FCC license with ship radar endorsement, can legally operate high-power RF, and has never used the damn thing for anything :(
[02:27:01] <chromas> Have the captcha ask about puppies, flowers and properly formatted floppy disks
[02:27:51] <crutchy> fcc--
[02:27:52] <Bender> karma - fcc: -1
[02:28:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> fcc--
[02:28:06] <Bender> karma - fcc: -2
[02:28:24] <Ethanol-fueled> Well, when Soylent News wants to start its own radio station and pay me a living wage, I can legally maintain and operate the equipment.
[02:28:33] * TheMightyBuzzard puts on his eyepatch and grabs his cutlass
[02:28:55] <Ethanol-fueled> It'll be out of the movie THEY LIVE, with Buzzard as the Black preacher man.
[02:29:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> i was thinking more pump up the volume but that works too
[02:29:23] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahaha
[02:29:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Noise jamming, eh?
[02:29:48] <crutchy> there's always HAM
[02:30:12] <crutchy> imagine an IP network built on amateur radio
[02:30:18] <crutchy> that would be cool
[02:30:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> they already done that
[02:30:33] <crutchy> there's prolly already some smallish networks, but i mean global
[02:30:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> forget what it's called
[02:31:09] <crutchy> i think i found some info a while back. is how i got onto the APRS
[02:31:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> X.20something i think
[02:31:29] <Ethanol-fueled> we're gonna need it when the shit hits the fan.
[02:31:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i got plenty of porn stored away for the zombie apocalypse
[02:32:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, when a zombie bites your dick accidentally during fellatio, does that mean you become a zombie too?
[02:32:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> got the world's best zombie plan too
[02:32:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> plan: get bitten and start eating tasty, tasty brains.
[02:33:35] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, this is probably ad-nauseum, but the movie Hannibal has a scene where Hannibal feeds a guy his own brain.
[02:33:51] <Ethanol-fueled> then feeds the leftovers to an unwitting kid during a flight.
[02:33:58] <crutchy> at least you wouldn't have to think twice
[02:34:24] <Ethanol-fueled> you can look it up on youtube and see only the relevant parts.
[02:35:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> watched it when it came out. <---old
[02:35:20] <Ethanol-fueled> High-five, old fart.
[02:35:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> make test takes a fucking year and a day for perl
[02:36:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> think ima watch tonight's doctor who n leave you lot to burn the channel down
[02:36:18] <Ethanol-fueled> In the novel he actually shocks the brain slices in cold water, then dips them in lemon juice to denature them like in a ceviche, then fries them in breadcrumbs before he serves them.
[02:36:49] * Ethanol-fueled gonna get trashed and read Principles of Naval Weaponry
[02:37:00] <Ethanol-fueled> http://books.google.com
[02:37:01] <monopoly> ^ 03Principles of Naval Weapon Systems - Google Books
[02:37:16] <monopoly> systemctl start fire
[02:38:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Great read, has math, has funny comments like, "When prehistoric man first dropped his club on his toe, he realized that his own weapon could be dangerous to himself as well as his enemies. "
[02:39:08] <crutchy> sounds like sun tzu
[02:39:58] <crutchy> "club dropped on toe hurt self. throw toe at enemy for maximum impact"
[02:40:21] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, it's easy to make fun of Art of War, but some things are timless.
[02:40:32] <Ethanol-fueled> timeless even.
[02:40:33] * crutchy has huge respect for it
[02:40:58] * crutchy sometimes wonders whether the US DoD knows it back-to-front, and deliberately does the opposite
[02:41:13] <Ethanol-fueled> my favorite in the Lionel Giles translation is that they call weaknesses "CHINKS in the armor"
[02:41:14] <crutchy> not sure how else they could be as stupid
[02:41:25] <Ethanol-fueled> in america we call 'em "kinks" but meh.
[02:41:51] <crutchy> we'd all better start learning their langauge soon, cos they gunno own us all
[02:42:02] <crutchy> *gonna
[02:42:50] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, the idiots running government and intelligence in America are all idiots. Idiots are a secret club, they all know each other by how stupid they are.
[02:43:46] <Ethanol-fueled> People give them power because they are easily bought off. And from there, it self-perpetuates: idiots recognize other idiots because they all outwardly reject critical thinking, or seeing a timeline past the next few months.
[02:43:48] <crutchy> one day the SCO might become the new UN
[02:43:56] <Ethanol-fueled> Smart people are depressing to listen to.
[02:44:15] <Ethanol-fueled> they say things that make people sad or ashamed at times. And who wants to listen to that?
[02:45:29] <juggs> Ethanol-fueled, that's a British english thing. A chink in the armour is a small gap. I suspect its usage as such long pre-dates it being used to refer to Chinese people. A "kink" in the armour would be a bend or deformation rather than a gap through which to thrust a poniard or what have you.
[02:46:13] <Ethanol-fueled> thank you Juggs, glad to see you come out of the woodwork. Should have known that from the translator's name, "Giles."
[02:46:14] <Ethanol-fueled> heh
[02:55:43] <juggs> nah - he should be called Lionel Giles Fotherington-Smythe Earl of West-Frenshewshire to be properly British :D Giles is more of a first name here rather than family name.
[02:56:37] <juggs> "come out of the woodwork"? I wasn't hiding - just lurking around doing other stuff.
[02:59:11] <Ethanol-fueled> juggs - no offense meant. Just being sensational.
[03:01:19] <juggs> crikey guv'nor - you'll have to better than that to offend me old chap. We islanders are made of stern stuff don't you know (and not a small portion of over blown self-importance!). :D
[03:02:20] <Ethanol-fueled> Brits are awesome, they have a stiff upper lip.
[03:02:36] <Ethanol-fueled> or are you an aussie?
[03:02:56] <Popeidol> I've never really understood why lip stiffness is a desirable goal
[03:03:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Popeidol: it's beacuse Brits were bombed during WWII
[03:03:35] <Popeidol> and of the two, why the top?
[03:03:54] <Ethanol-fueled> because Aussies weren't bombed.
[03:04:04] <juggs> HAHA! Not these days - mostly couch surfing, afraid of their own shadow statist sycophants.
[03:04:11] <Ethanol-fueled> Aussies are cool and universally likeable people.
[03:04:19] <juggs> I'm a Brit Eth
[03:04:46] <juggs> Loathed / laughed at pretty much everywhere we go these days :D
[03:05:18] <Ethanol-fueled> juggs, if you're here, like any Americans who are here, you're fed up with the status quo and consider your peers idiots.
[03:06:00] <crutchy> found a few u2 albums :)
[03:06:08] <Ethanol-fueled> saddened by the idiotic mainstream media, saddened by how stupid your peers are.
[03:06:14] <juggs> Ethanol-fueled, I am? Thank you for handling my motivations for me.
[03:06:50] <Ethanol-fueled> juggs - Maybe not.
[03:07:13] <Ethanol-fueled> But based on what you said, you're just another jihadist hotbed anyway now
[03:07:23] <crutchy> en tha wuns that got away are dodgen drop bears
[03:07:31] <crutchy> ^juggs
[03:07:37] <Ethanol-fueled> Islam rocks, you get to have 4 wives.
[03:08:01] <Ethanol-fueled> not quite the six wives of Henry the Eighth, but close enough.
[03:08:09] <crutchy> with or without you on a decent sub++
[03:08:23] <juggs> only one at a time though Ethanol-fueled
[03:08:25] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, have you had anything to drink tonight?
[03:08:38] <crutchy> tonight? its midday :D
[03:09:01] <arti> that's aussie for yes
[03:09:11] <arti> "it's second breakfast!"
[03:09:15] <juggs> although of course he did cause a little bit of a ruckus by wanting a divorce - and did that whole - feck this I'm creating my own church thing... which in a way I have to admire.
[03:09:22] <crutchy> got a fukkin bangin headache :/
[03:11:19] <Ethanol-fueled> I'll troll you English until you fight -- Rick Wakeman or Keith Emerson?
[03:11:30] * Ethanol-fueled steps back
[03:12:07] <crutchy> who the hell are they?
[03:12:18] <Ethanol-fueled> well, that solves that problem.
[03:12:33] <crutchy> reading--
[03:12:33] <Bender> karma - reading: -1
[03:12:47] <crutchy> oh hang on, are they pr0nz stars?
[03:12:56] <Ethanol-fueled> Rick Wakeman vs. Keith Emerson is a classic flamewar, like vi vs. EMACS.
[03:13:08] <crutchy> gedit++
[03:13:08] <Bender> karma - gedit: 8
[03:13:15] <Ethanol-fueled> They're both hot-shit British keyboardists
[03:13:24] <Ethanol-fueled> Pioneers of progressive rock.
[03:13:31] <crutchy> bet they can't play cricket though
[03:13:49] <Ethanol-fueled> Rick Wakeman was keyboardist of Yes, Keith Emerson was in Emerson, Lake, and Palmer.
[03:14:03] <Landon> ohhhhh yes
[03:14:11] <Landon> i belong at high altitude
[03:14:29] <Landon> brb, going to be a hermit at RMNP
[03:14:45] <crutchy> fish, chips, cup-o-tea, mary fucking poppins eh
[03:15:20] * crutchy needs pills
[03:16:05] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, you need POT.
[03:16:12] <Ethanol-fueled> pills are bad.
[03:21:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Supercomputers Make Discoveries that Scientists Can't - http://sylnt.us - a-lot-of-reading
[03:27:51] <Ethanol-fueled> Pills are the chemical Jew
[03:28:17] <Ethanol-fueled> Perpetuating bad habits. ENsuring you stay a slave to the system.
[03:29:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, pot just makes you stupid
[03:35:37] <Ethanol-fueled> pot is prettty moronic.
[03:35:57] <Ethanol-fueled> if you use it you will be a bad stereotype.
[03:38:34] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm going to stagger over to the bar and be beat up by a bunch of Blacks.
[03:39:00] <Ethanol-fueled> they will say, "We funny, White Honkey?"
[03:43:48] <Ethanol-fueled> But you White motherfuckers know nothing of the Black man's plight.
[03:44:01] <Ethanol-fueled> The Trail of Tears.
[03:46:57] <Ethanol-fueled> Shape, Memory, Murder.
[03:47:15] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[03:47:16] <monopoly> ^ 03The Project Hate MCMXCIX: Shape, Memory, Murder - YouTube
[03:50:11] <crutchy> i don't really give a rats about jews any more than i give a rats about any religion (they're all evil anyway), but were you raped by a jew as a child Ethanol-fueled?
[03:51:17] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy: Yes. I was a member of the Mickey Mouse Club.
[03:51:39] * crutchy doesn't even identify himself with the "scientific" community (religion)
[03:51:55] <Ethanol-fueled> a backup dancer, but even people like me needed to "perform" for Disney.
[03:51:56] <crutchy> ahh so you were raped by time-warner
[03:52:20] <crutchy> you were a dancer?
[03:53:01] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy: who I was performing for was so nebulous. I don't know my purpose, I just know that I was violated by balding fat men in Los Angeles.
[03:53:19] <Ethanol-fueled> there were parties that were off-camera.
[03:53:30] <Ethanol-fueled> I have no idea who they were for.
[03:54:06] <crutchy> its a real pity that politicians have no balls and sell everyone out to these scumbags
[03:54:17] <crutchy> the parties are prolly taxpayer funded
[03:54:38] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy: the population has to TAKE THE POWER BACK
[03:54:41] <crutchy> take taxpayer dollars away from big money and it goees away
[03:55:21] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[03:55:22] <monopoly> ^ 03Rage Against The Machine: Take The Power Back - YouTube
[03:55:40] <juggs> I'm sure you could find out with a few carefully crafted FOI requests Eth. Swiftly followed by a class action that no doubt a handful of genuinely affected partied would join and about 100K want a payout types would jump on the tail of regardless of whether it is of any relevance to them or not.
[03:55:41] <crutchy> doesn't need more laws. it needs less. much less. fuck off half of government departments that give out money to these mobsters and we would all be better off
[03:57:15] <crutchy> everyone likes to think that the department of education is for children, but its for the fucking institutions and unions. children are used as pawns
[03:58:26] * juggs steps out of the discussion as is unfamiliar with how messed up the edjumaction system is in the US.
[03:59:00] <Ethanol-fueled> juggs, I do know. But don't blame it on the teachers.
[03:59:23] <crutchy> i'm not familar either, but i like listening to guys like peter schiff. he's a greedy 1%er that the libs love to hate, but he seems to cut through the bs
[03:59:44] <crutchy> and ron paul
[04:00:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> isn't greed to want money. greed is wanting what you haven't earned.
[04:00:02] <juggs> As with most things Eth - the ones at the coal face are not the problem.
[04:00:09] <crutchy> that guy should have been president. he would have been assassinated in his first year
[04:00:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, dude's a loon.
[04:00:52] <Ethanol-fueled> juggs: can you tell me in Americanese what a "coal face" is?"
[04:01:16] <crutchy> it doesn't involve mcdonalds or tv
[04:01:30] <Ethanol-fueled> besides being a Black stereotype like Bix Nood
[04:01:34] <Ethanol-fueled> ?
[04:01:58] <crutchy> ~define coal face
[04:02:01] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3coal face: Originally used with reference to miners i.e those who remove coal from the 'face' of the mine, its now more commonly used to mean any work closest to the frontline
[04:02:18] <juggs> Ethanol-fueled, umm - the bit of a coal mine where coal is physically cut from a coal seam. Seems self explanatory - although I guess in these days of blowing the top of mountains to get to the stuff, the mining era may have been forotten.
[04:02:55] <Ethanol-fueled> juggs, I'm from the opposite end of the coal mine.
[04:03:48] <crutchy> so *you're* the guy who bangs the miners wives while their down in the mines workin their asses off?
[04:04:30] <Ethanol-fueled> naaw, man.
[04:04:42] <crutchy> sea_salt_n_balsamic_vinegar++
[04:04:42] <Bender> karma - sea_salt_n_balsamic_vinegar: 1
[04:05:19] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[04:05:20] <monopoly> ^ 03Chopin Etude Op 10 No.7 HQ - YouTube
[04:05:29] <crutchy> you're the guy who takes the coal and puts it into the furnace?
[04:05:38] <Ethanol-fueled> in my ASS NIGGA
[04:05:41] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHHAHAHAHAHA
[04:05:50] <crutchy> (thinking "opposite end of the coal mine")
[04:05:57] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[04:05:57] <monopoly> ^ 03Chopin Etude Op 10 No.7 HQ - YouTube
[04:06:09] <Ethanol-fueled> what an attractive girl
[04:06:21] <crutchy> my internet is shaped. youpube is mean atm :(
[04:08:11] <crutchy> holy shit there is a big aprs-is network in the US: http://www.aprs.org
[04:08:12] <monopoly> ^ 03APRS: Automatic Packet Reporting System
[04:15:24] <juggs> haha crutchy - I've been winkling along on a 3GB / month cap for some months now. Interesting how far that goes once all the badly optimised images and script suction from all over the place is suppressed.
[04:17:46] <Ethanol-fueled> this is fucking awesome
[04:18:08] <crutchy> are you sniffing pants again Ethanol-fueled?
[04:18:45] <Ethanol-fueled> BUG OFF, you blooduy sod
[04:19:03] <crutchy> ah... you *wish* you were sniffing pants
[04:19:10] <crutchy> sniffing_pants++
[04:19:10] <Bender> karma - sniffing_pants: 1
[04:21:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> sleep now. you lot don't set anything on fire.
[04:22:18] * juggs reminds self Judas Priest's Stained Class is a classic. So much music, not enough time ~sigh~
[04:22:46] <juggs> TheMightyBuzzard, sleep well feathered one.
[04:23:19] <crutchy> ~fire start
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[04:23:47] <juggs> o.O
[04:24:01] <crutchy> @.@
[04:24:17] <juggs> oooh those spiral eyes
[04:25:27] <crutchy> juggs, have you seen the comment feed?
[04:28:47] <juggs> crutchy, no - what is and where is it?
[04:31:59] <crutchy> http://logs.sylnt.us
[04:32:00] <monopoly> ^ 03#comments | Logs
[04:36:27] <juggs> exec is becoming omnipresent :D
[04:37:06] <crutchy> till it next takes a dump on itself
[04:37:35] <crutchy> i put it in a separate channel cos it gets a bit spammy
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[04:43:57] <crutchy> wb Subsentient
[04:44:03] <crutchy> ~gday Subsentient
[04:44:04] <exec> * crutchy postulates a toilet bowl of red cordial towards Subsentient
[04:44:34] * Subsentient drinks it in a giant gulp, smashes the porcelain toilet and roars like a gerbil
[04:44:48] <crutchy> gerbils roar?
[04:44:54] <Subsentient> The undead ones do.
[04:45:02] <crutchy> ooh
[04:45:18] <crutchy> there's undead in the settlers game
[04:45:21] <crutchy> hmm haven'
[04:45:22] <Subsentient> Working on linking aqu4bot to libcurl
[04:45:29] <crutchy> t played that for a while
[04:45:35] <crutchy> ah cool
[04:45:37] <Subsentient> Reverted the netcode changes that broke Windows compile.
[04:45:48] <crutchy> oh?
[04:46:05] <Subsentient> Yeah, in particular nonblocking sockets implemented for $title.
[04:46:11] * crutchy is still playing with a little url shortener script
[04:46:15] <Subsentient> I fucking hate Windows networking.
[04:46:17] <crutchy> ah. good'o
[04:46:22] <crutchy> lol
[04:46:34] <crutchy> need delphi :p
[04:47:04] * Subsentient peels off his skin to show an army of gerbils standing on each others' heads, which then promptly look at crutchy and roar
[04:47:13] <crutchy> did you end up getting nonblocking socket to work?
[04:47:13] <Subsentient> Run.
[04:47:41] <Subsentient> No. I pumped miracle whip into my nostrils with a car air compressor.
[04:48:09] <crutchy> need a thread to make it work proper
[04:48:17] <Subsentient> I don't do threads for aqu4.
[04:48:29] <Subsentient> And I sure as hell don't do Windows threading.
[04:48:46] <crutchy> thats why curl?
[04:49:01] <crutchy> i think chromas uses curl for monopoly
[04:49:07] <crutchy> seems to work pretty good
[04:49:19] <arti> fetal
[04:49:38] <arti> had sugarcane juice for the first time today, legit
[04:49:45] <crutchy> sockets are so easy in php
[04:50:24] <Subsentient> crutchy: curl is only rivaled in greatness by gold plated toilet seats.
[04:50:26] <crutchy> Subsentient, all i had to do for exec's socket is call stream_set_blocking($socket,0);
[04:50:35] <Subsentient> crutchy: But you use UNIX,, yes?
[04:50:48] <crutchy> linux yeah
[04:50:55] <Subsentient> indeed.
[04:51:04] <crutchy> i think php runs on windows too
[04:51:10] <Subsentient> aqu4 is in pure, unfiltered, unabstracted C and it's harder for us.
[04:51:21] <crutchy> nod
[04:51:27] <crutchy> c is diehard stuff
[04:51:31] <Subsentient> there is no easy way to do unblocking sockets for us.
[04:51:40] <Subsentient> nonblocking**
[04:51:42] <Subsentient> for Windows
[04:51:55] <Subsentient> in UNIX it's just a call to fcntl() and it works just fine.
[04:51:57] <crutchy> maybe could reverse engineer php's socket lib. i think its written in c
[04:52:20] <Subsentient> I will *not* add a fuckton of code to aqu4 just to get $title not to hang under Windows. I'm going curl.
[04:52:35] <crutchy> sounds like a plan :)
[04:53:14] <crutchy> exec has a blocking socket title getter script, but because it runs in a separate process it doesn't matter
[04:54:23] <crutchy> i guess the curl thing is prolly similar
[04:55:52] <crutchy> ~title http://web-sniffer.net
[04:56:00] <Subsentient> I love my netbook so much.
[04:56:09] <Subsentient> I love this thing, so, so much.
[04:56:30] <Subsentient> I am typing on a machine the physical dimensions of a standard bible.
[04:57:58] <crutchy> hmm exec title script doesn't even work it seems
[04:58:05] <crutchy> meh
[04:58:11] <Subsentient> I have a wireless optical mouse and size 8 font in Geany, and I am listening to Pandora while I work on aqu4bot in Geany and talk in IRC
[04:58:22] <Subsentient> And a 4 hour 6-cell battery
[04:58:40] <crutchy> i'm using a lappy too. they're fun
[04:58:55] <crutchy> mines not a netbook though
[05:00:39] <crutchy> oh lol ~title is commented out of the exec file :/
[05:01:14] <crutchy> ~rehash
[05:01:15] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file (69 aliases)
[05:01:21] <crutchy> ooh 69
[05:01:30] <crutchy> ~title http://web-sniffer.net
[05:01:35] <exec> View HTTP Request and Response Header
[05:09:43] <juggs> Subsentient, wth is a "standard" bible? One of those left in motel rooms? That's one tome that has been revised so many times its become impractical to count the forks and revisions let alone actually grok what has changed where in each and the significance of each. Same goes for any "ancient" religious tome though - so I do not reserve this ire for just the bible.
[05:09:59] <Subsentient> juggs: Sounds about right, yeah.
[05:10:14] <Subsentient> On both points.
[05:10:33] <Subsentient> But yet I've seen too much to be atheist. Otherwise I probably would be.
[05:10:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA Extends Mars Rover and Moon Orbiter Missions - http://sylnt.us - to-ganymede-and-titan
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[05:12:01] <juggs> Agnosticism may be the way to go if the plethora of religious options is overwhelming.
[05:12:07] <ethanol-fueled> fuck yeah lets jam thsi shit
[05:12:12] <crutchy> back again ethanol-fueled?
[05:12:24] <ethanol-fueled> aw yeah
[05:12:25] <crutchy> or are you multitasking?
[05:12:29] <ethanol-fueled> lets jam thsi shit.
[05:12:40] <ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[05:12:40] <monopoly> ^ 03Incredible! Victor Wooten playing with the broken string bass. - YouTube
[05:13:16] <crutchy> i'm listening to the Mower Next Door in G Minor
[05:13:39] <crutchy> and trying to ignore the little voice in my head saying "you should be doing the same!"
[05:16:28] <ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[05:16:28] <monopoly> ^ 03Incredible! Victor Wooten playing with the broken string bass. - YouTube
[05:16:32] <ethanol-fueled> THIS ROCKS
[05:18:16] <juggs> Briggs and Stratton have a lot to answer for. That annoying way they hunt for fuel at low rpm gives me brain ache - sort your carb jets out ffs! LOL - I get to say "get off my lawn(mower)" with some relevance - all is not lost.
[05:18:30] <crutchy> juggs, i don't subscribe to any dogma, including science or agnosticism
[05:18:53] <crutchy> lack of religion doesn't have an "ism"
[05:19:53] <crutchy> cos i choose my own beliefs that may or may not align with some/all/none of anyone elses
[05:20:23] <juggs> crutchy, was more aimed at Subsentient. But yeh point taken. Once "ism" gets attached to anything it becomes group think.
[05:20:24] <arti> nonism
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[05:20:35] <arti> crutchyism
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[05:20:46] <juggs> artiism
[05:20:54] <juggs> juggsism
[05:21:10] <crutchy> i don't personally believe in the big bang or god, but i reckon some aspects of all bibles are possibly based on historical events to some extent
[05:21:22] <crutchy> crutchism :p
[05:21:43] <crutchy> s/is/jis
[05:21:44] <exec> <crutchy> crutchjism :p
[05:21:49] <crutchy> dirty bot
[05:22:05] <arti> could be an ethnic term
[05:22:40] <juggs> the "big bang" is at least a scientific theory that leaves itself open to being disproved.
[05:22:41] <crutchy> i'm sure it could be turned into some kind of insult against someone
[05:23:25] <crutchy> juggs, true, but a lot of the scientific community seems to take it as being proven till disproven
[05:23:43] <crutchy> and treat anyone who thinks otherwise as imbeciles
[05:23:54] <ethanol-fueled> OOOYVEEEY
[05:24:02] <ethanol-fueled> you IMBECILE!
[05:24:06] <ethanol-fueled> Bahahahaha
[05:24:12] <ethanol-fueled> the three stooges ROCK!
[05:24:14] <juggs> crutchy, bad science.
[05:24:24] <arti> weird science
[05:24:40] <ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[05:24:41] <monopoly> ^ 03Incredible! Victor Wooten playing with the broken string bass. - YouTube
[05:24:44] <crutchy> and scientists have their 'books' that they revere as much as any religion
[05:24:55] <ethanol-fueled> Fuck 'em.
[05:25:04] <mrcoolbp> oh boy, Eth is back
[05:25:12] <ethanol-fueled> unt oh.
[05:25:13] <mrcoolbp> Hey Ethanol-fueled, how is you?
[05:25:18] <crutchy> like the universe shalt obey the laws of physics or else
[05:25:20] <ethanol-fueled> mr cool bp is here. he hates me.
[05:25:27] <mrcoolbp> nah, he doesn't
[05:25:29] <ethanol-fueled> he will kill me.
[05:25:33] <mrcoolbp> not really
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[05:25:52] <crutchy> eth i think you killed monopoly
[05:26:00] <ethanol-fueled> Naw crutchy.
[05:26:06] <ethanol-fueled> You control that bot.
[05:26:11] <crutchy> me?
[05:26:15] <ethanol-fueled> you have power. You are in control.
[05:26:19] <crutchy> mines the borked one
[05:26:34] <ethanol-fueled> I am but an obnoxious git that likes JAMMIN
[05:26:38] <ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[05:26:39] <monopoly> ^ 03Incredible! Victor Wooten playing with the broken string bass. - YouTube
[05:26:41] <ethanol-fueled> JAMMIN
[05:27:08] <crutchy> ethanol-fueled, search for the duck song in youtube :D
[05:27:08] <mrcoolbp> Ethanol, you don't seem yourself tonight, watcha up to ?
[05:27:41] <crutchy> if you're high as a kite the duck song will keep you jammin all night :p
[05:27:47] <ethanol-fueled> you all dont know shit about it.
[05:27:57] <mrcoolbp> crutchy++
[05:27:57] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 98
[05:28:05] <ethanol-fueled> BASS JAM
[05:28:06] <mrcoolbp> Ethanol: we know some stuff
[05:28:26] <ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[05:28:27] <monopoly> ^ 03Incredible! Victor Wooten playing with the broken string bass. - YouTube
[05:28:32] <chromas> hm, all links seem to miss the cache for some reason
[05:28:40] <chromas> (caching proxy here)
[05:29:00] <ethanol-fueled> you all can cache my cock, sods.
[05:29:08] <chromas> We do
[05:29:14] <chromas> So we're entertained while you're away
[05:29:18] <crutchy> chromas, is your pr0nz cache broke?
[05:29:23] <mrcoolbp> ethanol-fueled, I forget, why did k-line you last night?
[05:29:34] <chromas> hot self nudiez
[05:29:34] <arti> !decide reasons stuff
[05:29:35] * ethanol-fueled is drinking saint archer brew, blonde ale.
[05:29:36] <ciri> The roll of the dice picks: stuff.
[05:29:41] <mrcoolbp> VictorWooten is god
[05:29:53] <crutchy> natural_blonde++
[05:29:53] <Bender> karma - natural_blonde: 1
[05:29:56] <ethanol-fueled> mrcoolbp, probably because people hate me.
[05:30:00] <mrcoolbp> VictorWooten++
[05:30:00] <Bender> karma - victorwooten: 1
[05:30:06] <ethanol-fueled> you dont need a reason to hate me.
[05:30:20] <mrcoolbp> Ethanol-fueled: thats a pretty lame excuse coming from you
[05:30:33] <mrcoolbp> you usually have an entertaning answer to that question
[05:30:39] <ethanol-fueled> mrcoolbp, it was a deal sealed by you, I, and others.
[05:31:03] <crutchy> cos his cock is too small
[05:31:12] <crutchy> :D
[05:31:16] <ethanol-fueled> I have a love for the community. So do you. for the greater good, both of us must make sacrifices.
[05:31:24] <mrcoolbp> ethanol-fueled: yeah but I don't remember the specifics
[05:31:37] <ethanol-fueled> mrcoolbp, you were probably on a power trip.
[05:31:37] <crutchy> mrcoolbp, he prolly doesn't either
[05:31:43] <ethanol-fueled> and I was probably drunk.
[05:32:04] <mrcoolbp> ethanol-fueled: that sounds right
[05:32:20] <ethanol-fueled> like I am now, listen to this, fellas:
[05:32:32] <ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[05:32:33] <monopoly> ^ 03Incredible! Victor Wooten playing with the broken string bass. - YouTube
[05:32:35] <mrcoolbp> ethanol-fueled: but when you ask me to kick you when you are drunk, and I abide, doesn't really feel like a power tri[
[05:32:41] <mrcoolbp> p
[05:32:46] * mrcoolbp sighs
[05:32:52] <ethanol-fueled> goddammit, I wanted to show you all my cock.
[05:33:06] <chromas> but you forgot to zoom
[05:33:08] <crutchy> eth, you gotta try this beer: http://www.beeradvocate.com
[05:33:08] <arti> well the first thing you do is discuss something else, like errors
[05:33:09] <monopoly> ^ 03Grand Ridge Natural Blonde | Grand Ridge Brewing Co. | Mirboo North, Australia | BeerAdvocate
[05:33:17] <arti> and then you say, what do you make of this? and then link it.
[05:33:18] <mrcoolbp> ethanol-fueled: we will totally k-line you if you do that
[05:33:20] <ethanol-fueled> http://postimg.org
[05:33:20] <monopoly> ^ 03View image: 20140621 064429
[05:33:21] <arti> error.jpg
[05:33:25] <ethanol-fueled> UT OH
[05:33:28] <mrcoolbp> omg don't click that link guys
[05:33:39] <crutchy> is it a small cock again?
[05:33:42] <mrcoolbp> yeah
[05:33:44] * crutchy leave link alone
[05:33:45] <arti> that's a disease
[05:33:46] <mrcoolbp> same from last night
[05:33:50] <ethanol-fueled> Mrcoolbp, that has nothing to do with the discussion.
[05:33:54] <ethanol-fueled> ignore it.
[05:33:57] <chromas> maybe we need an automatic ^ NSFW on ef non-youtube links
[05:34:10] <crutchy> ethanol-fueled, didn't you hear; SN is a bureaucracy now :p
[05:34:10] <ethanol-fueled> chromas, let's forget about it.
[05:34:19] <mrcoolbp> ethanol-fueled: that's a week k-line for you
[05:34:25] <ethanol-fueled> crutchy: I thought it was a troll-fest.
[05:34:37] <mrcoolbp> ethanol-fueled: no more dirty pics please
[05:34:39] <crutchy> nah that's in the *other* channel :D
[05:34:42] <ethanol-fueled> okay.
[05:34:55] <mrcoolbp> but you need to learn your lesson
[05:35:14] * crutchy has learned his lesson. thankfully kiddywinks didn't see pic from yesterday
[05:35:26] <ethanol-fueled> mrcoolbp,
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[05:35:31] <mrcoolbp> ethanol-fueled: yeah?
[05:35:34] <chromas> he probably doesn't know of the 'adult' channel
[05:35:36] <mrcoolbp> ahhaaha
[05:35:37] <mrcoolbp> to late
[05:35:41] <mrcoolbp> too*
[05:36:12] <crutchy> did he k-line himself?
[05:36:16] <mrcoolbp> chromas: he really needs to learn, I kicked him the moment he did that last night
[05:36:22] <mrcoolbp> no cructchy: we did it
[05:36:39] <crutchy> oh
[05:36:46] <mrcoolbp> sorry about that folks: nothing to see here = )
[05:36:51] <crutchy> cos of the pic?
[05:37:02] <mrcoolbp> yeah, same pic 2 nights in a row
[05:37:26] <mrcoolbp> this is an official channel, if he wants to post that stuff he can do it in another #channel
[05:37:59] <crutchy> there's lots of intelligent stuff going on in the *other* channel... like this gem:
[05:38:00] <crutchy> <tama> australia is made of dirt.
[05:38:05] <crutchy> :D
[05:38:16] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: my point exactly
[05:38:41] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: but when community memebers come here to tell us how much we suck, I'd rather they not see that stuff
[05:39:02] <mrcoolbp> they have to deal with us already, no need to have to see that too
[05:39:21] <crutchy> who says we suck? we're awesome
[05:39:28] <crutchy> that should be the topic
[05:39:43] <mrcoolbp> I meant the staff, are you thinkin' of joining crutchy?
[05:40:05] <mrcoolbp> no off-topic in IRC sir, but there is out-of-line
[05:40:13] <crutchy> staff doesn't suck either. without you guys there would be no platform for us trolls
[05:40:24] <crutchy> mrcoolbp++
[05:40:24] <Bender> karma - mrcoolbp: 31
[05:40:46] <ar> ksp++
[05:40:46] <Bender> karma - ksp: 1
[05:40:58] <crutchy> xlefay++ wherever he is... hope you ok dude
[05:40:58] <Bender> karma - xlefay: 60
[05:41:05] * ar cruising at >1700m/s in a spaceplane
[05:41:14] <crutchy> hope so
[05:41:21] <crutchy> that would be excellent
[05:42:20] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: I'd love to see you join up eventually
[05:42:27] <mrcoolbp> you've lurked long enough
[05:42:40] <mrcoolbp> and helped with Dah Botz
[05:42:48] <crutchy> i'ma get my mug next week. gotta wait for money to tranfer :(
[05:43:08] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: I gotta get some sleep, think about it
[05:43:29] <mrcoolbp> later #Soylent
[05:43:46] <crutchy> sleep well mate
[05:43:53] <arti> yeah man, later
[05:44:32] <ar> hm
[05:44:48] <crutchy> what's news arti,ar?
[05:44:50] <ar> rapid atmospheric disassembly
[05:44:50] <mrcoolbp> arti: you're a son of a bitch, but I love you
[05:45:00] <mrcoolbp> ar: did you order a tea++ mug?
[05:45:07] <crutchy> lol aww. ciri loves you too mrcoolbp :p\
[05:45:14] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: have a good day, I"ll have a good night = )
[05:45:22] <arti> :D
[05:45:25] <crutchy> catch ya later
[05:45:25] <ar> mrcoolbp: oh, there's a store now?
[05:45:26] <arti> you're a chill mofo
[05:45:32] <mrcoolbp> ar, yah
[05:45:44] <crutchy> coffee++ mug
[05:45:44] <Bender> karma - coffee: 699
[05:45:44] <mrcoolbp> ar: check the "site news" box on the main page
[05:45:53] <crutchy> see what i did there :D
[05:46:59] <mrcoolbp> curtchy: g'night
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[05:47:06] <mrcoolbp> all: g'night
[05:47:15] <mrcoolbp> = )
[05:47:30] <arti> looking up some tcl stuff
[05:47:33] <ar> there's no "coffee--" mug :<
[05:47:49] <mrcoolbp> ar: there's a $customtext one tho
[05:48:02] * mrcoolbp set it up just for you
[05:48:11] <mrcoolbp> but I'm really out, later guys
[05:50:21] * juggs effin hates *lining folk. But some things go beyond even my latitude for "meh, let it be".
[05:51:15] <crutchy> might go see if i can start my lawnmower
[05:52:12] * juggs hands crutchy a decent carb :D
[05:52:15] <arti> is it symbolic? like the knight in the stone?
[05:52:20] <arti> sword
[05:52:31] <arti> yay for distracted typing
[05:55:37] <Subsentient> Yay
[05:55:42] <Subsentient> I finished libcurl link.
[05:58:22] <juggs> lol no - it's just something that can atomise fuel properly with low vacuum through the main airway above. But thanks for the mental image of some pythonesque Black Knight character with limbs hacked off trapped in a rock still calling out for people to "come back and fight you cowards". :D
[05:58:43] <juggs> I'll bite yer legs off
[05:59:56] <juggs> and from here it is only 3 steps until someone mentions "the" war.... I think I got away with it once.
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[06:09:03] <Subsentient> Hello aqu4. How are you?
[06:09:03] <ciri> hey whats up Subsentient
[06:09:19] <aqu4> ciri, shut the FUCK up.
[06:09:36] <aqu4> I'm fine, your rodentness.
[06:09:38] <Subsentient> :^)
[06:09:41] <Subsentient> $title universe2.us
[06:09:41] <aqu4> Title for page universe2.us: "Universe 2"
[06:10:21] <Subsentient> crutchy: She now uses libcurl for this stuff.
[06:10:47] <Subsentient> I got Windows compile working again. I gutted nonblocking sockets because the only thing I wanted it for was $title, and now that's handled by libcurl.
[06:11:53] <Subsentient> crutchy: https://raw.githubusercontent.com
[06:13:27] * Subsentient just noticed he's passing int to long-wanting parameters for libcurl
[06:13:42] * Subsentient will fix, but is not worried since int and long are both 32-bit in x86-32
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[06:14:40] <ar> you're actually using x32?
[06:15:43] * juggs waits for the beard fest - what the hell is wrong with 1bit processors anyway :D
[06:20:25] <Subsentient> ar: Worse, here: http://universe2.us:74
[06:20:25] <monopoly> ^ 03ERROR: The requested URL could not be retrieved
[06:20:31] <Subsentient> And that's also a lie.
[06:21:07] <Subsentient> ar: Scroll down to "CPU:" and see model name and clock speed.
[06:22:30] <Subsentient> The fast server is not much better:
[06:22:38] <Subsentient> here: http://universe2.us
[06:22:39] <monopoly> ^ 03Server status and specifications for WiseMan@universe2.us
[06:22:57] <Subsentient> port 74 is the slow server, port 80 is the fast server :^)
[06:23:04] <Subsentient> aqu4 runs on the slow one
[06:32:21] <ar> Subsentient: oh, normal x86, not this x32
[06:32:40] <ar> well
[06:32:47] <ar> my router's also a celeron whitebox
[06:33:34] <ar> model name : Intel(R) Celeron(R) CPU G550 @ 2.60GHz
[06:33:34] <ar> MemTotal: 8046032 kB
[06:39:35] <chromas> Subsentient: that page is "Access Denied" for squid
[06:40:08] <chromas> I could have a broken config but it's pretty mcuh defaults
[06:50:23] <Subsentient> chromas: Are you kidding me?
[06:50:33] <Subsentient> http://universe2.us:74
[06:50:33] <monopoly> ^ 03ERROR: The requested URL could not be retrieved
[06:50:47] <Subsentient> That looks like it yes, but I'm on port 74 and thats not supposed to be it.
[06:50:48] <Subsentient> $title http://universe2.us:74
[06:50:50] <aqu4> Title for page http://universe2.us:74 "Server status and specifications for MercyChild@universe2.us"
[06:50:58] * Subsentient loves curl
[06:51:37] <Subsentient> crutchy: chromas: http://curl.haxx.se
[06:51:38] <monopoly> ^ 03curl and libcurl
[06:51:40] <Subsentient> this is your god.
[06:51:40] <chromas> Yeah, going through squid is the only difference for me whether I get the right page or not
[06:51:50] <Subsentient> chromas: you use squid too then?
[06:51:52] <chromas> Already using curl
[06:51:58] <chromas> Yeah
[06:52:12] <chromas> If I turn it off then I get your stats page
[06:52:16] <Subsentient> chromas: Nice. I'll share my port number if you share yours. :^)
[06:52:30] * Subsentient uses his proxy as an adblock
[06:52:35] <chromas> It's on the lan
[06:52:48] <Subsentient> I see.
[06:52:51] * juggs is sick a little in his mouth
[06:53:11] * Subsentient also uses his squid as a generic I hate that site blocker
[06:53:14] <chromas> juggs doesn't like squid
[06:53:25] <chromas> Or maybe curl
[06:53:27] * Subsentient wraps juggs in squid tentacles
[06:54:25] <Subsentient> chromas: Sweet. I have an mxe Windows cross tool that built aqu4bot with the new libcurl first try
[06:54:27] <Subsentient> Now to test.
[06:55:08] <chromas> I tested from browser too :/
[06:55:54] * juggs deep fries squid - if it moves eat it - I don't care if it has tentacles, a badjillion legs, wings, claws or any other extension - that shit moves it gets cooked and eaten. Tis all protein to me.
[06:58:20] <arti> :U~
[07:04:02] * juggs evaporates
[07:04:21] <chromas> hope it's not premature
[07:35:05] <crutchy> ravioli++
[07:35:05] <Bender> karma - ravioli: 1
[07:35:07] * Subsentient now has holy libcurl powers and needs ideas for features while he's doing something
[07:36:09] <crutchy> maybe you could make an improved SN comment feed
[07:36:43] <chromas> Extra burrito features, maybe editqble at run time
[07:37:02] <chromas> And a systemctl interface
[07:37:18] <crutchy> and $moo
[07:37:42] <Subsentient> heh
[07:38:06] <Subsentient> I can make aqu4 send EMAIL or download from ftp or rsync, I just need something interesting to do...
[07:38:22] <crutchy> spam ncommander >:->
[07:38:34] <crutchy> oops did i say that out loud
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[07:40:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Startup Proposes Rescuing the Galileo Satellites - http://sylnt.us - and-yet-it-moves
[07:43:23] <crutchy> you miss out on a lot of stuff with just c
[07:45:42] <Subsentient> crutchy: Like what?
[07:46:02] <crutchy> a mail() function
[07:46:11] <Subsentient> lol
[07:46:23] <Subsentient> That's sad. I can write one in five minutes using libcurl.
[07:46:46] <crutchy> libcurl sounds like a good addition
[07:47:08] <Subsentient> arti: I know you have a Windows VM, despite the undying glory of what you have already seen, want to try out aqu4bot for Windows?
[07:51:06] <crutchy> coffee++
[07:51:06] <Bender> karma - coffee: 700
[07:52:16] <chromas> Ooh there's also curl programming language
[07:52:35] <crutchy> php++
[07:52:35] <Bender> karma - php: 2
[07:53:59] <Subsentient> $ddg curl programming language
[07:53:59] <aqu4> [1]: Title: Lightweight markup languages | URL: 12https://duckduckgo.com/c/Lightweight_markup_languages
[07:54:00] <aqu4> [2]: Title: Rich Internet application frameworks | URL: 12https://duckduckgo.com/c/Rich_Internet_application_frameworks
[07:54:00] <aqu4> [3]: Title: Declarative programming languages | URL: 12https://duckduckgo.com/c/Declarative_programming_languages
[07:54:01] <aqu4> End of results.
[07:54:35] <crutchy> hmm need a redirect resolver
[07:55:13] <crutchy> does monopoly ignore aqu4?
[07:55:25] <chromas> Just for links
[07:55:26] * Subsentient reads about the curl programming language and pukes all over it
[07:55:35] <Subsentient> $burrito monopoly
[07:55:35] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at monopoly
[07:56:05] <crutchy> comments slowed down a bit
[07:56:08] <Subsentient> crutchy: Creepy new logo for aqu4bot: http://universe2.us
[07:56:21] <Subsentient> the q is for aqu4 and the p is for pr0t0, her widely known prredecessor
[07:56:24] <crutchy> as long as its not a cock pic
[07:56:46] <chromas> Subsentient: probably wouldn't want it spoodging titles every time aqu4 does a search or $title
[07:57:00] <Subsentient> chromas: Yeah
[07:57:04] <Subsentient> $title universe2.us
[07:57:04] <aqu4> Title for page universe2.us: "Universe 2"
[07:57:05] <chromas> crutchy: an ascii cock
[07:57:07] <Subsentient> $title universe2.us/epoch.html
[07:57:07] <aqu4> Title for page universe2.us/epoch.html: "The Epoch Init System: A new beginning"
[07:57:19] <Subsentient> $title universe2.us/bricktick.html
[07:57:19] <aqu4> Title for page universe2.us/bricktick.html: "Bricktick: Arkanoid/Brickbreaker for the UNIX console"
[07:57:42] <crutchy> oh why not. we could chuck in exec,ciri,tama,systemd,etc for a massive bot shitstorm
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[07:57:58] <Subsentient> say hello to aqu4win, an instance running under a WinXP VM.
[07:58:00] <chromas> Lol
[07:58:01] <ciri> hahaha
[07:58:03] <crutchy> ew. windoze... kill it!!!
[07:58:19] <Subsentient> I wanted Windows support, which is why I linked against curl.
[07:58:36] <Subsentient> It would probably work under either Wine or ReactOS too.
[08:00:35] <crutchy> actually you know that logo could be construed as something crude :p
[08:01:42] <crutchy> exec's logo is ~
[08:04:56] <Subsentient> crutchy: I know it could. :^)
[08:05:07] <Subsentient> I didn't think of that until someone made me think about it
[08:05:13] * Subsentient glares at crutchy
[08:13:31] <crutchy> everything can be construed as something crude if you look at it the right (or wrong) way
[08:14:02] <crutchy> aqu4's logo looks good. would be interesting to see how it looks 16x16
[08:14:13] <crutchy> would need an alpha channel
[08:14:54] <crutchy> dammit really need to get my url shortener working :/
[08:15:01] <crutchy> comments channel is spammy as hell
[08:19:04] <Subsentient> heh
[08:19:22] <Subsentient> aqu4win: quit
[08:19:22] <aqu4win> See you around.
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[08:38:58] <crutchy> coffee++
[08:38:58] <Bender> karma - coffee: 701
[08:39:04] <arti> berries++
[08:39:04] <Bender> karma - berries: 1
[08:39:11] <crutchy> ~php strpos
[08:39:12] <exec> mixed strpos( string $haystack , mixed $needle [, int $offset = 0] )
[08:39:24] <crutchy> fucking needle/haystack bullshit
[08:39:31] <crutchy> ~gday arti
[08:39:31] <exec> * crutchy tosses a spoon of NCommander to arti
[08:40:34] <arti> crutchy, think of it this way
[08:40:40] <arti> array stuff has needle first
[08:40:49] <arti> string has haystack first
[08:40:59] <crutchy> yeah
[08:41:04] <crutchy> i'll forget again
[08:41:14] <arti> https://gist.github.com
[08:41:15] <monopoly> ^ 03PHP array/string functions haystack/needle ordering
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[09:03:15] <crutchy> coffee++
[09:03:15] <Bender> karma - coffee: 702
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[09:23:25] <Konomi> I just started looking for my gui app in my screen session
[09:23:28] <Konomi> I think I need help!
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[09:29:42] <crutchy> i need help too... mental help
[09:30:16] <crutchy> maybe you were looking for your gooey app
[09:30:53] <crutchy> hmm
[09:31:19] <crutchy> dr crutchy here Konomi. how does your gooey app make you feel?
[09:31:30] <Konomi> oh god ;p
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[09:32:29] <crutchy> hmm its obviously a traumatic childhood experience is the root cause. probably when you spilt porridge on yourself as a baby i'd fathom
[09:33:24] <crutchy> lay down and think of that porridge... how you wanna kick its arse from here to the stone age
[09:33:51] <crutchy> that will be $500. see you next week :D
[09:36:58] <crutchy> ok. need to save the last cid to file immediately after feed finishes :/
[09:37:32] <crutchy> otherwise when the bot gets hard reset it regurgitates the entire feed since the last save
[09:38:37] <crutchy> my internets dropping out has been a good test
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[10:16:14] <bet0x> Hello all
[10:16:14] <ciri> hi there bet0x
[10:16:28] bet0x is now known as Alberto
[10:16:52] <rand> good morning Alberto
[10:18:21] <Alberto> how are you people?! :D
[10:18:21] <ciri> very carefully and then some
[10:20:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Mexico Says "No" to GMO Soybeans - http://sylnt.us - not-gonna-chance-it
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[10:39:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:39:49] <Bender> karma - coffee: 703
[10:40:15] <crutchy> ~time TheMightyBuzzard
[10:40:20] <exec> Sunday, 31 August 2014 @ 5:40 am CDT - Ada, OK
[10:40:35] <crutchy> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[10:40:36] <exec> * crutchy pours a cheap plastic cup of milo for TheMightyBuzzard
[10:40:43] <crutchy> fucking milo again
[10:40:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> dude
[10:40:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's a lot of milo
[10:45:06] * TheMightyBuzzard gets started building mod_perl and apache for the vm
[10:46:16] <Alberto> crutchy!
[10:46:21] <Alberto> TheMightyBuzzard!
[10:46:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> yo
[10:46:28] <Alberto> sup
[10:46:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> building a new dev vm
[10:46:42] * Alberto exploring the infamous codeIgniter framework
[10:46:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> need one with ssl
[10:47:01] <Alberto> making my own blog engine :D http://www.barrahome.org
[10:47:03] <monopoly> ^ 03BarraHome - Artículos, Tecnología, Open Source y Mas.
[10:48:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> nifty
[10:54:13] <crutchy> frozen_yoghurt++
[10:54:13] <Bender> karma - frozen_yoghurt: 1
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[12:37:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[12:37:53] <Bender> karma - coffee: 704
[12:41:43] <Konomi> caffeine++
[12:41:43] <Bender> karma - caffeine: 18
[12:50:20] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his head
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[12:56:41] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[12:56:56] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:56:56] <Bender> karma - coffee: 705
[12:57:01] <Bytram> !woop
[12:57:01] <Bender> woop woop woop (\/) (;,,;) (\/)
[12:57:04] <Bytram> !uid
[12:57:05] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 4668, owned by ItisBE
[12:57:15] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[12:57:24] <exec> weather for 10Boston, MA US at 8:27 am (EDT) ~ 30 mins ago: temp: 1022.2°C (72°F), dp: 1019.2°C (66.5°F), press: 101018.4 mb (0 mb/18 mins), humid: 1082%, wind: 109.6 km/h (6 mph) @ 10277°
[12:57:26] <Bytram> ~time x
[12:57:31] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Sunday, 31 August 2014, 12:57 pm
[13:00:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Creators of New Fed-Proof Bitcoin Marketplace Swear It’s Not for Drugs - http://sylnt.us - shocked-to-discover-there's-gambling-in-this-establishment
[13:02:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, Bytram
[13:02:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[13:02:47] <Bender> karma - coffee: 706
[13:03:02] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: morning!
[13:03:07] <Bytram> ~weather TheMightyBuzzard
[13:03:15] <exec> weather for 10Ada, Ada Municipal Airport, OK, United States at 7:15 am (CDT) ~ 48 mins ago: temp: 1021°C (69.8°F), dp: 1021°C (69.8°F), press: 101014.6 mb (0 mb/18 mins), humid: 10100%, wind: 108 km/h (5 mph) @ 10140°
[13:03:32] <Bytram> ugh... 100% humidity -- sticky!
[13:03:51] <Bytram> how's things?
[13:05:01] <Bytram> !uid
[13:05:01] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 4668, owned by ItisBE
[13:05:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> tricky
[13:05:10] <Bytram> hrrm?
[13:05:29] <Bytram> this user has UID 4673: http://soylentnews.org
[13:05:30] <monopoly> ^ 03- SoylentNews User
[13:05:40] <Bytram> 4673 > 4668
[13:06:07] <Bytram> http://soylentnews.org
[13:06:07] <monopoly> ^ 03- SoylentNews User
[13:06:17] <Bytram> http://soylentnews.org
[13:06:18] <monopoly> ^ 03- SoylentNews User
[13:06:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> difficult to set up an account to receive USD from BTC purchases when you have no bank account to tie to
[13:06:29] <Bytram> =( that didn't help.
[13:06:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> !uid
[13:06:33] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 4668, owned by ItisBE
[13:07:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> no user has uid 4673
[13:07:47] <Bytram> yes, one does... look at this: http://soylentnews.org
[13:07:48] <monopoly> ^ 03- SoylentNews User
[13:08:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> shows me my user page, as it should
[13:08:28] <Bytram> that's not what I'm seeing...
[13:08:32] <Bytram> try this link:
[13:08:32] <Bytram> http://soylentnews.org
[13:08:33] <monopoly> ^ 04SN comment by RevGregory (4673)
[13:08:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> interesting
[13:09:30] <Bytram> hmmm, I have an idea... let me track down something... brb
[13:10:21] <Bytram> http://soylentnews.org
[13:10:21] <monopoly> ^ 03SoylentNews Friend/Foe System
[13:11:42] <Bytram> http://soylentnews.org
[13:11:43] <monopoly> ^ 03SoylentNews Friend/Foe System
[13:11:52] <Bytram> THAT one did not exist
[13:12:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> let me check the db
[13:12:24] * Bytram thinks monopoly needs to allow cookies for it to check through the "zoo" system
[13:13:52] <Bytram> according to the 'zoo' 4673 is the last assigned user.
[13:13:57] <Bytram> 4674 ==> 'Sorry, you did not specify a valid user.'
[13:14:39] <Bytram> http://soylentnews.org
[13:14:39] <monopoly> ^ 03SoylentNews Friend/Foe System
[13:15:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, empty set when checking for that user in the db
[13:16:05] <Bytram> which user? 4673?
[13:16:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[13:16:33] * Bytram notes gluster had issues and a bunch of things have been duct-taped as a workaround.
[13:16:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> gluster can bork all it likes, dude is not in the users or users_info tables.
[13:18:07] <Bytram> okay... then can you explain this: http://soylentnews.org
[13:18:07] <monopoly> ^ 03RevGregory - SoylentNews User
[13:18:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> indeed i cannot
[13:18:31] <Bytram> that's *strange*
[13:18:35] <Bytram> see also: http://soylentnews.org
[13:18:35] <monopoly> ^ 04SN comment by RevGregory (4673)
[13:18:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> quite
[13:18:58] <Bytram> is there only one database backend? or do we have replication across two db servers?
[13:19:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> also no nickname of RevGregory in the db
[13:19:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> newp, just the one right now
[13:19:21] <Bytram> kthnx
[13:19:38] <Bytram> and here's user 4672: http://soylentnews.org
[13:19:38] <monopoly> ^ 03pixelk - SoylentNews User
[13:20:28] * Bytram sees no history for that user
[13:20:50] * Bytram looks at: http://soylentnews.org
[13:20:50] <monopoly> ^ 03SoylentNews Friend/Foe System
[13:21:08] <Bytram> ==> http://soylentnews.org
[13:21:08] <monopoly> ^ 03HackPs - SoylentNews User
[13:21:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> hell i'm not showing any users added since 4636
[13:21:48] * TheMightyBuzzard wonders if he's using the wrong db
[13:21:51] <Bytram> something tells me that's NOT good.
[13:22:31] <Bytram> hmmm, I've got a query somewhere... hold on
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[13:23:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> hang tight. switching to see if i had the wrong db
[13:23:33] <Bytram> it has extra stuff in the query, but try this:
[13:23:33] <Bytram> SELECT users.uid, users.nickname, users_info.created_at, users.realemail, users_info.karma
[13:23:34] <Bytram> FROM users, users_info
[13:23:34] <Bytram> WHERE ( users.uid = users_info.uid )
[13:23:34] <Bytram> ORDER BY users.uid
[13:23:34] <Bytram> ;
[13:23:35] <ciri> hmmm thats a good question Bytram
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[13:24:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, nevermind
[13:24:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> neon shows up to date
[13:24:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> !uid
[13:24:32] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 4668, owned by ItisBE
[13:24:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's the bot that's broken
[13:24:47] <Bytram> maybe bender needs a restart?
[13:25:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> he'll catch up
[13:25:30] <Bytram> at least we don't have non-existing users posting to the site; that'd be, umm, 'interesting' !!
[13:25:38] <Bytram> what db were you looking at?
[13:25:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> the one on helium
[13:25:59] <Bytram> ah, that's dev?
[13:26:05] * TheMightyBuzzard shrugs
[13:26:13] <Bytram> lol
[13:26:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> may not be used at all. i think dev uses its own local to lithium
[13:26:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> may have been a backup that fell out of sync
[13:27:04] * Konomi throws systemd down some fucking stairs
[13:27:43] * Bytram scurries over to dev for a quick test...
[13:32:23] <Bytram> seems the largest UID on dev is 4025
[13:32:40] <Bytram> http://dev.soylentnews.org
[13:32:40] <monopoly> ^ 03Dev.SN Friend/Foe System
[13:32:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[13:33:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's just an out of data backup then. i'll ask NC about it laters if i see him.
[13:33:26] <Bytram> nod nod
[13:34:15] * Bytram still struggles to remember what 'services' run on what boxes.
[13:34:47] * Bytram likes pics like an ERD (Entity Relationship Diagram)
[13:35:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> i cheated. i looked on flourine to see which dbs it had defined for readers n writers
[13:35:39] <Bytram> =) Brilliant!
[13:35:44] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard++
[13:35:44] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 55
[13:35:52] <Bytram> good thing you are on *our* side!
[13:36:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, never good to have even a baby admin on the dark side
[13:36:39] * Bytram wonders how many bugs in the base code we've fixed still exist on the other site
[13:36:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly plenty, and vice versa
[13:37:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> any news on beta lately?
[13:37:27] <Bytram> yeah, but we cannot see the fixes they've made since their last code drop... but they can see ours.
[13:37:51] <Bytram> haven't been there for prolly over a month
[13:38:26] <Bytram> btw; I picked up a PS/2-to-USB adapter for $7.50 and am now typing on an old HP keyboard I had lying around...
[13:38:49] <Bytram> it's a little spongy compared to my liking, but it doesn't drop out characters like my old one does!
[13:38:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> latest release was 4/7/14
[13:39:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> nice
[13:39:07] * geotti takes a sledgehammer, breaks the thrown-by-Konomi-down-the-stairs systemd into pieces, and throws them into Mount Doom.
[13:39:07] <Bytram> ours or theirs?
[13:39:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> theirs
[13:39:37] <Bytram> oh?
[13:39:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> for beta, yeah
[13:39:52] <Bytram> I thought we were stuck with something about 4/5 years old to work from?
[13:39:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> read on their beta info page
[13:40:00] <Bytram> oh.
[13:40:14] <Bytram> so they haven't published their code (like on github)
[13:40:29] <Bytram> that's just their tracking/version number
[13:40:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[13:40:46] <Bytram> ahhhh, ok.
[13:40:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> and may not be accurate
[13:42:11] * Bytram watched geotti's efforts and now sits back to admire the fireworks as gobs of molten alabaster consume the fiery remains and casts them into the sky along with a strong smell reminiscent of burning sulfur.
[13:42:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> sigh, guess i need to either get with management and get given the keys to the bank account or hand the bitcoin stuff over to PJ
[13:42:30] * Bytram is grateful to be watching from a distance.
[13:43:11] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: is this for implementing bitcoin support for subscriptions?
[13:43:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> very, very difficult to write when the sites need bank info to send to.
[13:43:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[13:43:26] <Bytram> ah
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[13:43:52] <Bytram> FunPika: g'morning!
[13:43:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> also going to need a stash of btc. of which i donated the last of mine some time ago to demonoid.
[13:44:23] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: kind of hard to set up a bank account for a 'test user' :-P
[13:44:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> very
[13:45:04] <Bytram> I mean, what would you use for a SSN? 666-42-1337
[13:45:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd use my own for testing but i haven't had one in > 20 years
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[13:45:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> or a credit card or any other means of electronic money jiggery
[13:45:58] <Bytram> hmmm, set up an idle process on a dev server to mine btc?
[13:46:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, would need a fast gpu to even make pennies a day.
[13:46:37] * Bytram wonders how you got your new keyboard -- cash doesn't fit through the inter-tubes
[13:46:42] <Bytram> nod nod
[13:47:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> prepaid CC from wal-mart
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[13:48:00] <Bytram> btw, I suspect that the other site's huge interest in BTC stories *may* have had an ulterior motive. no proof of course, but I could well *imgine* they had a miner running on spare cycles on their servers. Just a theory, of course, but seems to fit well with the circumstances at the time.
[13:48:22] <Bytram> what kind of fees did/do they charge?
[13:48:38] * Bytram needs to get something like that to buy some SN swag
[13:48:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> wal-mart? flat fee up front. pretty cheap.
[13:49:23] <Bytram> like $3.95 for a $50 card?
[13:49:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> probably going to give cash for swag to a friend of mine who's going to order some too.
[13:49:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, shouldn't be more than that.
[13:49:39] <Bytram> nod nod
[13:49:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> be surprised if it's that much but i don't really remember.
[13:49:56] <ciri> when you coming back. miss ya already! ;) TheMightyBuzzard
[13:49:57] <Bytram> ugh. time flies... I need to hop in the shower and scoot off to the day job.
[13:50:08] <Bytram> thanks for the chat and the DB sleuthing!
[13:50:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep
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[13:51:21] <Bytram|afk> TheMightyBuzzard: one quick thing, can you see user's moderation history on the main site?
[13:51:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> no but i could look it up in the db
[13:52:10] <Bytram|afk> a user complained about an offtopic mod wrt the sotry which raised all that ruckus yesterday.
[13:52:32] * Bytram|afk doesn't have time to investigate atm, and doesn't have mod points
[13:53:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> if it was just one mod we probably won't do anything about it except link it here if any of us have mp to fix it.
[13:53:31] * Bytram|afk is waiting for the main site to display a comment
[13:54:04] <Bytram|afk> I'll paste in the urls for folks to review... there's 4 of them...
[13:54:12] <Bytram|afk> http://soylentnews.org
[13:54:12] <monopoly> ^ 04SN comment by Marand (1081)
[13:54:22] <Bytram|afk> http://soylentnews.org
[13:54:23] <monopoly> ^ 04SN comment by RevGregory (4673)
[13:54:30] <Bytram|afk> http://soylentnews.org
[13:54:31] <monopoly> ^ 04SN comment by Leebert (3511)
[13:54:36] <Bytram|afk> http://soylentnews.org
[13:54:36] <monopoly> ^ 04SN comment by Walzmyn (987)
[13:54:53] <Bytram|afk> don't know if the complaint was accurate or not, but ran out of time.
[13:54:56] <Bytram|afk> laters
[13:55:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> they technically were offtopic
[14:09:27] <Bytram|afk> TheMightyBuzzard: ok, thanks for checking!
[14:09:31] <Bytram|afk> gtg
[14:09:38] <Bytram|afk> TheMightyBuzzard++
[14:09:38] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 56
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[15:20:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Memory Enhancement Using Transcranial Magnetic Stimulation (TMS) - http://sylnt.us - I've-forgotten-what-I-was-going-to-write-here
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[19:31:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - BBC &mdash; On the Future of Energy &mdash; Podcast - http://sylnt.us - lets-generate-some-interest
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[20:19:31] <arti> nice lazy sunday
[21:28:35] <crutchy> coffee++
[21:28:35] <Bender> karma - coffee: 707
[21:50:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Found: The Islamic State's Terror Laptop of Doom - http://sylnt.us - Caliphate-of-Chaos
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[22:42:58] <crutchy> mornin Subsentient :)
[22:45:15] <Subsentient> crutchy: hi :^)
[22:45:23] <Subsentient> aqu4 been good?
[22:45:40] <Subsentient> aqu4: time MST
[22:45:41] <aqu4> Sun 2014-08-31 03:44:05 PM MST
[23:02:14] <crutchy> think i've got my url shortener script working
[23:02:22] <crutchy> x'ing finglers
[23:05:37] <crutchy> hmm needs some more bugsquishing. shower first
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[23:10:18] <NightHawk> I was about to submit a story for the first time but, I just cannot wrap my head around it. Did this make the evening news in America anyone? http://www.nymeta.co
[23:11:09] <NightHawk> One forum post I found suggests it's fake, but that's not really 'evidence' either way.
[23:15:14] <NightHawk> Trying to find well known sites that cover the story, but no joy yet, so might be a hoax. :/
[23:17:33] <NightHawk> Probably a good thing I'm not a regular submitter *facepalm*
[23:20:11] <NightHawk> FWIW the initial page found was this - http://www.howtoinstructions.us
[23:20:11] <monopoly> ^ 0315 YEAR OLD WHO “SWATTED” GAMER CONVICTED OF DOMESTIC TERRORISM; 25 YEARS TO LIFE IN FEDERAL PRISON
[23:21:17] * NightHawk hides under a pile of obsolete hardware.
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[23:54:00] <chromas> What a cock; I hope they stole his electronics and stuff
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[23:55:56] <crutchy> he should have raped some chick. would have got less time for that :p
[23:58:51] <crutchy> fucking hell US police are shit. wouldn't be a fad at all if the cops didn't turn it into such a spectacle with their raids
[23:59:04] <crutchy> guilty till proven innocent
[23:59:17] <crutchy> same with copyright takedowns