#Soylent | Logs for 2014-08-30
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[00:00:04] <arti> call it train3r
[00:00:08] <Lagg> arti: Hah, no wonder you were using such insane levels.
[00:00:25] <arti> yes, scaled for dnd that would be like... 5
[00:00:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> i just hold the opinion that if a teenager can do your job with less than a week of training for minimum wage, one should be.
[00:00:30] <Lagg> In the context of tabletops whenever I see "level 20" I basically think "god"
[00:00:32] <arti> divide by 3 or 4
[00:01:04] <arti> lol, Jesus uses level 20 Conjure Meal
[00:01:42] <Lagg> "Come thy flock for I shall feed you, the lord giveth an epic skill roll"
[00:01:57] <Lagg> but yeah, I want to get back into this stuff. Was so fun.
[00:02:03] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, any person with a few classes at school can do an entry-level engineer's job...drawing gears and hinges, writing papers
[00:02:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep
[00:02:17] <arti> next you'll say people can cut hair
[00:02:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> and they should be paid like it
[00:02:25] <arti> flim flammery
[00:02:41] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, unions shouldn't be broken by force
[00:02:55] <crutchy> they should be just not supported by unfair regulations
[00:03:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> sure they should. they're probably the third most corrupt institution in the US
[00:03:11] <Ethanol-fueled> Unions shouldn't be "broken" but they should be counted-on to trim their own fat, just as any non-union shop does from time to time.
[00:03:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> after politicians and lawyers
[00:03:31] <crutchy> if the government is used to break unions, that's no different to using government to break business
[00:03:41] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, sometimes you have to BECOME your enemy in order to defeat your enemy.
[00:03:43] <Lagg> arti: Do you play with roll20 or whatever that webterface thing is or do you have a real life group
[00:03:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> business needs a kick in the ass too
[00:03:49] <Ethanol-fueled> that paradox is as old as Batman.
[00:03:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> ha
[00:03:55] <arti> !roll 3d6
[00:03:55] <ciri> arti rolls 3
[00:04:01] <crutchy> government needs to biggest kick in the ass
[00:04:04] <Lagg> !roll 1d100
[00:04:04] <ciri> Lagg rolls 89
[00:04:04] * TheMightyBuzzard is the terror that flaps in the night
[00:04:06] <crutchy> s/to/the
[00:04:07] <exec> <crutchy> government needs the biggest kick in the ass
[00:04:11] <Lagg> Crap, I'm now insane
[00:04:20] <arti> muhahaha
[00:04:20] <crutchy> batman++
[00:04:20] <Bender> karma - batman: 1
[00:04:29] <arti> flaps++
[00:04:30] <Bender> karma - flaps: 1
[00:04:32] <crutchy> what are we talking about?
[00:04:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> all kinds of stuff.
[00:04:39] <arti> friday stuff, duh
[00:04:50] <crutchy> batman with super-welfare union-busting powers?
[00:04:50] <arti> or saturday in your case
[00:04:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> batman, unions, darkwing duck, some kinda tabletop games
[00:04:58] <Lagg> arti: I was seriously considering buying gurps, learning it, then organizing a group to play it over this http://store.steampowered.com
[00:04:59] <monopoly> ^ 03Save 30% on Tabletop Simulator on Steam
[00:05:01] <arti> batman was actually used for anti union stuff
[00:05:06] <Ethanol-fueled> Jeez, Darkwing duck. Now THAT was a product of Clinton -- nonviolent conflict resolution (GAS gun?!) and heavy-handed lessons about political correctness.
[00:05:10] <Lagg> and maybe if necessary write an extension to do so
[00:05:19] <crutchy> batman vs union man
[00:05:21] <arti> i also like when he time shifts into 1850s american south
[00:05:35] * arti stuffs a 'the' in there
[00:05:44] <Ethanol-fueled> Darkwing Duck's villians were pretty cool, Megavolt. The liquidator.
[00:05:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, dude, don't hate on the darkwing
[00:05:53] <Ethanol-fueled> Subtle slams on unfettered capialism.
[00:05:58] <arti> sounds like romney's nickname
[00:06:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> same guy voiced him that voiced Minsc
[00:06:15] <arti> AAaaaaannnnnd from Bain Capital, we have THE LIQUIDATOR
[00:06:22] <Ethanol-fueled> No shit. Well, Misc also had a hamster fetish.
[00:06:36] <Lagg> arti: You bitch, you get me talking about this stuff and now I want to play it that much more :|
[00:06:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> true
[00:06:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Gerbils were prohibited in his state, so he had to settle for what he could buy at the pet store.
[00:06:49] <arti> tabletop simulator seems kinda meh, but that's just like my opinion
[00:06:57] <Lagg> I'd probably fail so badly if I just picked up a game and tried to do this
[00:06:57] <crutchy> comment feed seems to be working still in #comments, though i have nfi how cos i can't access its cid bucket :/
[00:06:59] <arti> i bought the facerig thing, that was fun
[00:07:03] <Lagg> I don't remember rules or anything.
[00:07:05] <arti> i was all baked last night playing with it
[00:07:32] <Lagg> arti: That's understandable, I'm a sucker for any kind of physics tech demo though
[00:07:50] <arti> do you have the universe simulator?
[00:08:01] <Lagg> Universe sandbox? Yep, love that too
[00:08:03] <arti> seems like a good piece of tech to sell Galatic Insurance
[00:08:16] <arti> ah yes, universe sandbox
[00:08:39] <crutchy> hmm nope i think the bucket is broken :(
[00:09:37] <Lagg> arti: You know what I love about it is that it seems like something that could genuinely be used for research and simulation
[00:09:38] <arti> change the b to an f
[00:09:46] <Lagg> and it also seems really well written and extensible
[00:10:19] <arti> lagg, well either way sounds like it's worth a shot. i'm trying to put as much as i can into irc.
[00:10:59] * crutchy kinda feels like playing starcraft: broodwar
[00:11:20] <arti> starcraft: burger
[00:11:26] <Lagg> I hate brood war. Mostly because I never got to play it.
[00:11:27] <crutchy> ^ is 'wet and ready'
[00:11:29] <arti> dude, we should play some dominion
[00:11:43] <arti> playdominion.com
[00:11:55] <Lagg> It really makes one enjoy this era of no optical media for games
[00:12:06] <arti> yeah, the whole no ownership thing has some perks
[00:12:24] <Lagg> Let's be honest, even with optical media you didn't own it.
[00:12:30] <crutchy> dominion are scum. acturus is an asshole. i play the race that can wipe out all life on the surface of a planet... it's the only way to be sure :p
[00:12:30] <Lagg> It's always been you buying a license.
[00:12:51] <crutchy> sc:bw is cheap now
[00:12:56] <Lagg> Though I do enjoy when companies try to do feelies-type packages despite being available digitally.
[00:12:56] <arti> crutchy, it's called being thorough
[00:13:04] <Lagg> You guys ever play ultima?
[00:13:15] <arti> nah, been looking at dwarf fortress
[00:13:33] <crutchy> can buy battlechest for about au$40 which means in america can prolly get it for 10
[00:13:51] <arti> through the blizzard store?
[00:13:55] <crutchy> s/battle/bewb
[00:13:56] <exec> <crutchy> can buy bewbchest for about au$40 which means in america can prolly get it for 10
[00:14:00] <Lagg> In any case the guy who wrote most of the games in the series is apparently doing a new project now that is probably just another lame mmo but it has a very neat goal in terms of physical perks
[00:14:15] <crutchy> i just got it from local games store
[00:14:20] <Lagg> He's going to make it digitally available on steam or whatever, but also offer packages with discs, cloth maps, minis and so forth.
[00:14:26] <crutchy> years ago actually so its prolly even cheaper
[00:14:30] <Lagg> I wish to see more of that.
[00:14:46] <NCommander> Is the site working ATM?
[00:14:53] * NCommander got an emergency page saying shat broke
[00:15:05] <Lagg> Yes and I can log in at the moment but it's been a flurry of 503s otherwise
[00:15:06] <arti> either that or slash is trolling you
[00:15:07] <crutchy> that just means everything is normal
[00:15:42] <crutchy> i ggot a script running that is accessing cached shit np
[00:18:48] <crutchy> coffee++
[00:18:48] <Bender> karma - coffee: 701
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[00:23:49] <SpallsHurgenson> if you look really close, you can even see me :-) http://www.huffingtonpost.com and https://twitter.com
[00:23:50] <monopoly> ^ 03This Map Shows Every Connected Device On The Internet
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[00:25:49] <crutchy> haha cox
[00:26:00] <Ethanol-fueled> sod off, limey
[00:26:03] <crutchy> you on cox.net ef :p
[00:26:43] <Ethanol-fueled> better than the ones that rat you out for "illegal" downloading
[00:26:51] <Ethanol-fueled> cox dont give a fuck,
[00:26:54] <Ethanol-fueled> YET.
[00:27:53] <crutchy> ive never got one of those notice thingys, but i'm a pretty lame user of the interblags
[00:28:12] <Ethanol-fueled> should I go to the bar? Last time I told them that I brought a woman there, and she was stinking through her pants.
[00:28:26] <crutchy> good ol' mickeyjuice eh
[00:28:51] <Ethanol-fueled> There's nothing more delicious than a Black butt
[00:29:12] <Lagg> My ISP doesn't know how to inspect packets.
[00:29:16] <Lagg> So I'm fine probably.
[00:29:22] <crutchy> a butt covered in shit after eating too much liquorice?
[00:29:27] <Ethanol-fueled> apt-get install iptables
[00:29:39] <Ethanol-fueled> granular control.
[00:29:46] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled, s/ip/bobby /
[00:30:07] <Lagg> You're trying too hard crutchy
[00:30:14] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, I don't even know what I'm talking about.
[00:30:33] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm a bricklayer from Ohio.
[00:30:36] <Lagg> What you need to do is get drunk like Ethanol-fueled is and then let it flow.
[00:30:36] <crutchy> i use a little iptables script that i cobbled together, but i have nfi if its actually protecting me
[00:31:03] <crutchy> i didn't bother adding drop logging
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[00:36:39] <crutchy> haven't got it on this vm, but on my server there's something that kinda resembles http://paste.ubuntu.com
[00:36:40] <monopoly> ^ 03Ubuntu Pastebin
[00:37:08] <crutchy> though i think for some reason i might have accepted packets on port 53 too. prolly shouldn't need that
[00:37:26] <crutchy> unless maybe i did it cos my internets didn't work without it
[00:38:10] <arti> i kinda wandered off
[00:39:05] <crutchy> ~time arti
[00:39:11] <exec> Friday, 29 August 2014 @ 5:39 pm PDT - Santa Ana, CA 92707
[00:39:37] <crutchy> almost dinner time
[00:39:39] <arti> soon, space walk
[00:39:47] <arti> @.@
[00:40:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> NCommander hath miracled up a working server. all shall bow down and pay homage or else i'll give you such a kick.
[00:41:00] * crutchy wants into the new SN unions
[00:41:11] <crutchy> s/unions/mob/
[00:41:12] <exec> <crutchy> wants into the new SN mob
[00:42:03] <crutchy> fuk we get a few comments. much too spammy for #soylent
[00:42:46] <crutchy> though my scripty borked cos it set the cid bucket to an empty string :/
[00:42:52] <crutchy> hopefully fixed that
[00:44:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[00:44:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> always plan for failure
[00:44:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> everything breaks
[00:46:34] <SpallsHurgenson> if my plan for failure fails, does that mean I succeed?
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[00:46:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes
[00:47:01] <crutchy> it means you're a successful failure
[00:47:15] <crutchy> or a failed success
[00:47:16] <SpallsHurgenson> I'm so confused
[00:47:59] <crutchy> or it means you achieve failure tech level 2
[00:49:11] <crutchy> cid seems to be setting correctly now. currently @ 87406
[00:49:20] <Ethanol-fueled> Spalls - it means you have to Keep it Greasy. https://www.youtube.com
[00:49:20] <monopoly> ^ 03Frank Zappa - Keep it greasy - YouTube
[00:49:46] <Ethanol-fueled> keep it greasy so it will go down easy.
[00:49:57] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled, s/Frank Zappa/Zrank Fappa/
[00:50:15] <crutchy> oops should have been monopoly
[00:50:22] <crutchy> brain--
[00:50:23] <Bender> karma - brain: -1
[00:50:36] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[00:50:37] <monopoly> ^ 03Frank Zappa - Keep it Greasy (live) - YouTube
[00:52:31] <crutchy> hmm. TheMightyBuzzard, i could make a bit of a database thingy with this comment feed. make it so that you can query comments by user, count comments in a story by user, etc
[00:52:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> i can already do that with the actual database now =P
[00:54:30] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[00:54:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> the fools went and gave me minor access to the production servers! muhahahahaha
[00:54:46] <monopoly> ^ 03Frank Zappa - Keep it Greasy (live) - YouTube
[00:54:47] * TheMightyBuzzard signs Ethanol-fueled up for ALL OF THE SPAM
[00:54:58] <crutchy> ooh. so your plan is coming together then
[00:55:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> hell no. i wanna give it back =P
[00:55:54] * crutchy is gradually acquiring access by proxy :p
[00:56:05] <crutchy> well, not yet
[00:56:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> does sound kinda cool though
[00:56:25] <Ethanol-fueled> bug off, you bloody sods.
[00:56:28] <crutchy> use your power to destroy the empire
[00:56:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> you can view the db layout on github if you like.
[00:56:37] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm going to fall asleep
[00:56:39] <crutchy> ew
[00:56:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> good idea. i got about an hour left then i will
[00:57:11] <crutchy> i tried to have a squiz when i was mucking about with the dev vm, but it was big and fugly
[00:57:26] <crutchy> got it to open in mysql workbench
[00:57:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> you speak truth
[00:58:13] <crutchy> that was months ago. might be a bit nicer now
[00:58:14] <Ethanol-fueled> you fucking sacksucks, i will go to the BAR.
[00:58:14] <Ethanol-fueled> \
[00:58:27] <crutchy> to eat some smelly panties?
[00:58:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> bar you say? the home of the boozes?
[00:58:36] <Ethanol-fueled> and I will spew SMELLY PANTIES
[00:58:43] <Ethanol-fueled> CRUSTIE PANTIES
[00:58:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy panties
[00:59:00] <crutchy> dude, you know they smell cos every guy in the bar has already fucked the previous owner
[00:59:20] <Ethanol-fueled> critchy, I've smelled plenty of panties.
[00:59:28] <Ethanol-fueled> I know how they smell.
[00:59:44] <Ethanol-fueled> ff7 doc silent edgefrank zappa keep it greasy live
[01:00:08] <Ethanol-fueled> HHAHAHAHA FUCK OFFF snatches!
[01:00:19] <crutchy> lol snatch. awesome movie
[01:00:41] <Ethanol-fueled> ff7 doc silent edgefrank zappa keep it greasy live
[01:00:57] <crutchy> tyrone's done a rally drivin course. haven't ya tyrone? course i ave
[01:01:16] <Ethanol-fueled> watch this:
[01:01:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> course e haz
[01:01:30] <Ethanol-fueled> ff7 doc silent edgefrank zappa keep it greasy live
[01:01:42] <crutchy> i thought you said he was a getaway driver. what the fuck can he get away from?
[01:02:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'a damned fine movie, that
[01:03:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> watched it enough times i can actually understand mickey
[01:03:30] <crutchy> what's in the car? seats and a steering wheel. lol
[01:03:45] <crutchy> yeah that's perfectly clear mickey yeah
[01:04:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> a funny angle? it was behind you, tyrone. when you back up, things come from behind.
[01:04:13] <crutchy> lmao another classic
[01:05:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> em three were probably the funniest but i digs me some bullet tooth tony too
[01:05:12] <crutchy> ooh scripty is running by by itself. /me waits anxiously to see if cid gets set properly
[01:05:27] <crutchy> you been using dogshit for toothpaste mullet?
[01:06:10] <Ethanol-fueled> hahahah
[01:06:20] <crutchy> why do they call him the bullet dodger? because he dodges bullets avi
[01:06:23] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm going to drop a bag of DOG SHIT
[01:06:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> do you have a dog?
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[01:06:52] <crutchy> pity i can't convey the accents. they make the movie
[01:06:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth
[01:07:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> wtf, why am i not seeing snatch on my hdd?
[01:08:19] <crutchy> because you bought it on dvd for extra awesome audio quality (like i did) :D
[01:08:32] <crutchy> some movies just have to be on dvd
[01:08:49] <crutchy> baysplosions are fine as mpgs
[01:08:50] <exec> http://www.youtube.com
[01:09:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i have it on dvd i just thought i had it on drive too
[01:09:49] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: bing seems to be more porn friendly search engine. use that to find snatch
[01:10:20] <crutchy> there are better sites than bong. that shall not be named
[01:10:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i'll just stick to the tried and true. white van and a bag of candy by the school.
[01:11:00] <paulej72> help me find my lost puppy
[01:11:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - IBM's Watson Now Answers Your Questions Before You Ask - http://sylnt.us - the-answer-is-42
[01:11:13] <paulej72> no
[01:11:32] <paulej72> was 54
[01:12:20] <SpallsHurgenson> no, was 42; universe is borked :)
[01:12:44] <paulej72> was 6853488.5647677
[01:12:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> was both really
[01:13:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> one was six by seven, one was six by nine. not enough beta readers.
[01:13:41] <SpallsHurgenson> that's why I'm looking for a replacement universe
[01:13:58] <crutchy> this universe just keeps sucking
[01:14:05] <crutchy> or is that blowing
[01:15:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> depends on where you stand
[01:16:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> hate the last hour of being awake. too late to drink tea. already had dinner and dessert. can only smoke so many cigarettes.
[01:16:50] <paulej72> my bed has all kind of funiture parts on it and the funiture fairy has boy come by to put all the stff back together yet.
[01:17:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> on the up side, you can sleep in your shiny new chair
[01:17:33] <paulej72> thats a lie. you can always smoke more. ask my dad
[01:18:30] * SpallsHurgenson considers dinner
[01:18:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, i know. i can go put the cat up so he doesn't go around claiming furniture while i'm asleep.
[01:18:35] <paulej72> beds more comfy
[01:21:11] <SpallsHurgenson> do not meddle in the affairs of cats for they are subtle and will pee on your computer
[01:25:03] <crutchy> hmm script didn't pick up comments 87407 and 87410
[01:25:29] <crutchy> hopefully just cos they might have been in stories no longer in the atom feed
[01:29:52] <crutchy> coffee++
[01:29:52] <Bender> karma - coffee: 702
[01:32:58] <SpallsHurgenson> pure_columbian_blow++
[01:32:58] <Bender> karma - pure_columbian_blow: 1
[01:33:50] <crutchy> pure_colombian_chicks_that_blow++
[01:33:50] <Bender> karma - pure_colombian_chicks_that_blow: 1
[01:41:43] <SpallsHurgenson> are they really pure if they blow?
[01:43:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[01:43:16] <Bender> karma - coffee: 703
[01:43:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> pure awesome, yep
[01:44:13] <SpallsHurgenson> coffee--
[01:44:13] <Bender> karma - coffee: 702
[01:44:55] <SpallsHurgenson> 702 karma is enough for any drink :)
[01:45:35] <crutchy> coffee is no mere 'drink'! what is this blasphemy!?
[01:46:10] <SpallsHurgenson> you're right, it's a disgusting, toxic sludge
[01:46:12] <SpallsHurgenson> coffee--
[01:46:12] <Bender> karma - coffee: 701
[01:46:25] <SpallsHurgenson> and too often overpriced
[01:46:28] <SpallsHurgenson> coffee--
[01:46:28] <Bender> karma - coffee: 700
[01:47:10] * SpallsHurgenson watches as crutchy's rage starts him turning all sorts of interesting colors
[01:48:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> my tired hurts. ima go sleep.
[01:49:20] <juggs> sleep well, may your nest be well feathered
[01:49:44] <SpallsHurgenson> oddly enough, my hurts is tired.
[01:56:23] <crutchy> night TheMightyBuzzard
[01:56:32] <crutchy> perler of wizardry
[01:56:50] <crutchy> wizard of perledry?
[01:57:36] <crutchy> 6 mins till next comment feed
[02:00:46] <juggs> ?
[02:01:43] * SpallsHurgenson waits with growing excitment
[02:01:52] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[02:01:52] <Bender> karma - coffee: 699
[02:02:06] <JamesNZ> We should keep it at 666 :D
[02:05:01] <SpallsHurgenson> if we get it down to -666, crutchy's head will explode
[02:05:22] <JamesNZ> Poor crutchy.
[02:05:29] <crutchy> coffee--
[02:05:29] <Bender> karma - coffee: 698
[02:05:40] <JamesNZ> *gasp*
[02:06:12] <crutchy> holy crap has everyone commented in the last hour?
[02:06:31] <SpallsHurgenson> not me. I never say anything.
[02:08:15] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, just one for when you wake up. i might set a score threshold and when the script hits a comment at/above it highlights (and possibly down the track outputs to #soylent)
[02:09:07] <SpallsHurgenson> isn't he asleep
[02:09:20] <crutchy> prolly
[02:09:29] <crutchy> backlog
[02:11:14] <SpallsHurgenson> I don't even read what people say when I'm actually paying attention; I can't imagine going back to read what people said when I was afk :)
[02:11:38] <crutchy> i generally ctrl+f for highlights
[02:11:54] <crutchy> easier in logs.sylnt.us log page
[02:12:27] <crutchy> i have no life though
[02:13:23] <juggs> I connect to my bouncer, the client grabs all the backlog and automagically pings up any highlights as notifications - I'm lazy that way :D
[02:14:39] <crutchy> hmm i like lazy.
[02:14:51] <crutchy> maybe i should just make a ~backlog script
[02:15:14] <crutchy> ~find-last crutchy
[02:15:50] <exec> last privmsg containing "crutchy" in #soylent: [2014-08-30 02:05:22] <JamesNZ> Poor crutchy.
[02:16:13] <crutchy> that one's kinda crap. only shows up last message
[02:16:30] <crutchy> and its slow as a wet week
[02:32:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Non-Identifying Facial Recognition - http://sylnt.us - Glass-find-me-a-female!
[02:45:35] <SpallsHurgenson> wait... what would a bot want with one of our females? Oh my god, has the robot revolution finally begun?!?!?
[02:46:49] <crutchy> its for recognizing prospective pr0nz stars
[02:49:52] <chromas> Well that would be anybody with a non-disfigured face
[02:50:05] <chromas> Or with, depending on the category
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[02:57:23] <crutchy> it appears to be just for facial recognition
[02:57:36] <crutchy> very limited pr0nz scope
[02:58:07] <crutchy> ~gday chromas
[02:58:07] <exec> * crutchy postulates a wad of red cordial towards chromas
[02:58:33] <SpallsHurgenson> good god, I just got an email that WASN'T spam. I didn't know that was still possible
[02:58:47] <chromas> ~whatup crutchy
[02:58:50] <chromas> Aw
[02:59:09] <chromas> SpallsHurgenson: it was just a trick
[03:00:52] <crutchy> spam that tricks you into thinking its not spam++
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[03:33:01] <SpallsHurgenson> I have decided to become...
[03:33:03] <SpallsHurgenson> ...
[03:33:06] <SpallsHurgenson> ... Silly!
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[03:41:00] <crutchy> its a common affliction SpallsHurgenson
[03:41:45] <crutchy> i think the medical name for it is nutjobitis :p
[03:42:12] <juggs> Someone check pls.. is SN wiki available? http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[03:42:37] <crutchy> ~help join
[03:42:49] <crutchy> ~isup wiki.soylentnews.org
[03:42:55] <exec> wiki.soylentnews.org: error connecting
[03:42:57] <exec> process timed out: ~help join
[03:43:01] <crutchy> hmm
[03:43:24] <juggs> guess that's a no then
[03:43:48] <crutchy> !restart wiki.soylentnews.org
[03:44:23] <crutchy> ~weather
[03:44:31] <exec> weather for 10Morwell (latrobe Valley Airport), VIC, Australia at 12:02 pm (GMT+10) ~ 102 mins ago: temp: 1015.4°C (59.7°F), dp: 1010.2°C (50.4°F), press: 101025 mb (-1.3 mb/60 mins), humid: 1071%, wind: 1017.6 km/h (11 mph) @ 1060°
[03:47:11] <SpallsHurgenson> up, down; these are such binary definitions. I prefer "potentially available"
[03:48:32] <crutchy> mee too. at least then i'd have a hope of getting lucky
[03:55:12] <chromas> Borderlands2--
[03:55:12] <Bender> karma - borderlands2: -1
[04:01:04] <mrcoolbp> chromas, didn't like borderlands too? I did...
[04:01:22] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: wiki is down, standby
[04:03:02] <crutchy> MEDIC!!! gimme 10 cc's of wikinodrol stat!
[04:03:15] <SpallsHurgenson> the enemy's gate is down
[04:03:25] * mrcoolbp get's 10 CCs for wikinodrol
[04:04:54] <mrcoolbp> BlackHole: hey
[04:10:17] <chromas> I do except when it won't change weapons and stuff
[04:11:05] <chromas> A lot of times when I push to switch on starts to put away the current gun then pulls it back out
[04:11:44] <mrcoolbp> chromas: there are bugs, but it's a great game
[04:12:21] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: wiki should be back up, try throwin' the switch again
[04:13:15] <crutchy> ~isup wiki.soylentnews.org
[04:13:17] <exec> wiki.soylentnews.org: HTTP/1.1 301 Moved Permanently
[04:13:51] <crutchy> that'll do
[04:14:06] <crutchy> ~help join
[04:14:10] <exec> join > join #channel (don't have to be channel op)
[04:14:10] <exec> http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[04:15:58] <crutchy> missing a character there
[04:17:17] <crutchy> that'll do
[04:17:22] <crutchy> ~help join
[04:17:25] <SpallsHurgenson> that'll do, wiki, that'll do
[04:17:26] <exec> join > ~join #channel (don't have to be channel op)
[04:17:27] <exec> http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[04:19:22] <crutchy> babe is a good movie for demonstrating how to become successful; you take risk and put up with the bullshit, and then only after you've proven yourself does everyone want to be your friend and give you money
[04:19:54] <crutchy> and then you reach a point where the idiot masses start ridiculing you because they're giving you too much money
[04:20:08] <crutchy> (that bit was left off the movie)
[04:22:33] <mrcoolbp> kinda our situation right now crutchy
[04:24:38] <crutchy> i applaud you guys for putting in the hard yards. in this case i'm part of the idiot masses
[04:26:10] * SpallsHurgenson aspires to also one day be an idiot mass
[04:26:25] <mrcoolbp> did I miss ethanol again?
[04:26:34] <crutchy> if you're curious mrcoolbp, there's a SN comment feed here now :D
[04:26:39] <crutchy> yeah you did
[04:26:39] <mrcoolbp> ?
[04:26:44] <mrcoolbp> show me
[04:26:49] <crutchy> #comments
[04:27:12] <crutchy> http://logs.sylnt.us
[04:27:13] <monopoly> ^ 03#comments | Logs
[04:28:11] <crutchy> still early days. lots of scope new improvements/features, but atm just trying to ensure its stable
[04:28:39] <mrcoolbp> neato
[04:28:51] <crutchy> https://github.com
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[04:38:52] <Ethanol-fueled> A thick solid fart
[04:39:08] <Ethanol-fueled> As aolid as a slab of bacom, concrete style
[04:39:29] <Ethanol-fueled> is is as thick as a nasty whore?
[04:40:04] <crutchy> my nasty whore karma is low
[04:40:11] <crutchy> ~gday Ethanol-fueled
[04:40:12] <exec> * crutchy cracks open a cold can of beer for Ethanol-fueled
[04:40:17] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, invite over a whore.
[04:40:30] <crutchy> my missus might object
[04:40:42] <Ethanol-fueled> that bitch left a dirty shit-0shitstreak on my bed
[04:40:57] <crutchy> ooh that is nasty
[04:41:04] <Ethanol-fueled> it's tiem to KEEP IT CREASEY
[04:41:23] <crutchy> should have made her lick it up
[04:41:26] <Ethanol-fueled> keep it greasey
[04:41:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - UPDATE on Galileo Launch Injection Anomaly - http://sylnt.us - I'll-just-leave-this-here-but-it-should-have-been-there
[04:42:11] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.youtube.com
[04:42:12] <monopoly> ^ 03Frank Zappa - Keep it Greasy (live) - YouTube
[04:42:41] <Ethanol-fueled> YEAH! These cats fuckin' ROCDK!
[04:44:10] <Ethanol-fueled> I love teh look on Ray's face, when they're keepin; it greasey: "uh huh, uh huh"
[04:44:58] <Ethanol-fueled> any kind of lube will do, made from another, part of you.
[04:47:58] <crutchy> ~time chicago
[04:48:02] <exec> Friday, 29 August 2014 @ 11:47 pm CDT - Chicago, IL
[04:48:48] <Ethanol-fueled> fucking chicago.
[04:49:12] <Ethanol-fueled> I am not a big fan of these split-drunken-nesses
[04:49:29] <crutchy> or shitstain-whore-fucks?
[04:49:52] <Ethanol-fueled> last time I went to the bar and massaged the bartender, but I think I ended upo telling her about how my date smelled through her pants.
[04:50:07] <Ethanol-fueled> then I bailed and used the penis extender.
[04:50:21] <crutchy> oky doky. tmi mate lol
[04:50:34] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.amazon.com
[04:50:36] <Konomi> classy
[04:50:47] <crutchy> ~gday Konomi
[04:50:47] <exec> * crutchy offers an anvil of red cordial to Konomi
[04:50:48] <Ethanol-fueled> no really mat, when you use this its like a weapon of mass destruction.
[04:51:01] * Konomi bans au slang!
[04:51:06] <crutchy> an anvil of red cordial?
[04:51:19] <crutchy> who wrote that stupid script?
[04:52:00] <crutchy> how's perl bot?
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[04:52:32] <Ethanol-fueled> don't knock that penis extender, fellas.
[04:52:40] <Ethanol-fueled> it will make your partner squirt.
[04:52:50] <Ethanol-fueled> like, *Phhhbbbbthbhbhtttttt*
[04:53:01] <crutchy> shift + e or r or something must be /part in xchat
[04:53:05] <Ethanol-fueled> is the sound it will make when you are socking her out. Or him.
[04:53:06] <crutchy> fat finglers
[04:54:21] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, and leaving a mean shit-streak across your sheets.
[04:54:35] <Ethanol-fueled> it looked like a fottlogn line of brown cocaine.
[04:55:09] <crutchy> who needs television when you have graphics like that?!
[04:56:49] <Ethanol-fueled> tlevision is for scheisskopfs.
[04:56:56] <Ethanol-fueled> an invention for fools.
[04:59:11] <crutchy> critical for the development of the shitstain whore industry though... without it, how would the shitstain whores come about?
[04:59:25] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy: It's no laughing matter.
[04:59:49] <Ethanol-fueled> The extender must be used on them.
[05:00:04] <Ethanol-fueled> they must be SOCKED OUT
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[05:02:02] <Ethanol-fueled> Bahahahahahahaa
[05:02:47] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm fucking god!
[05:02:49] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.youtube.com
[05:02:49] <monopoly> ^ 03GG Allin - Die When You Die (Subtitulado Español) - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[05:06:53] <crutchy> god of shitstains!
[05:06:56] <crutchy> :p
[05:07:43] <mrcoolbp> oh boy, I didn't miss Ethanol-fueled
[05:07:49] * mrcoolbp grabs popcorn
[05:08:00] <Ethanol-fueled> mrcoolbp, sup twinkie!
[05:08:08] <mrcoolbp> sub biotch?
[05:08:25] <Ethanol-fueled> glad you all finally got the site up. I was about to repatriate to Slashdot
[05:09:00] <Ethanol-fueled> i got really drunk and ate, then fell asleep. But now I;m awake.
[05:09:25] <mrcoolbp> Eth, you didn't subscribe yet?
[05:09:53] <mrcoolbp> = (
[05:10:07] <Ethanol-fueled> mrcoolbp, I already explained myself. after having faced the grim reality of paying for a new car plus $5,000 cash a semester for school, I'm faced with triage:
[05:10:29] <mrcoolbp> ah yea, triage
[05:10:34] <Ethanol-fueled> pay 20 for a sub or pay the same to buy a weekend's supply of cheap liquor.
[05:10:36] * mrcoolbp remembers now
[05:10:50] <Ethanol-fueled> bad timing, I guess. You'll have to wait 2 weeks or so for me to join.
[05:10:55] <mrcoolbp> Eth, that's easy, buy even cheaper bootleg alchy and buy a sub
[05:11:10] <Ethanol-fueled> seriously, for only 20 bucks. I know, I hate it as much as you greedy Jews do.
[05:11:25] <mrcoolbp> eth, or just leave some bananas in the sun and eat them, that'll do the trink
[05:11:38] * mrcoolbp is not jewish but happens to be greedy
[05:12:21] <Ethanol-fueled> mrcoolbp, I understand, but at the same time I ain't no jive-ass nigga.
[05:12:30] <mrcoolbp> sure
[05:12:31] <mrcoolbp> Ethanol-Fueled: yeah we got the site up after waking up a few admins
[05:12:39] <mrcoolbp> no biggie = )
[05:12:47] <Ethanol-fueled> I know mrcoolbp, but still.
[05:12:51] * mrcoolbp takes gluster and places it gently in a fire
[05:13:17] <crutchy> mrcoolbp, he's also been dealing with the horrors of shitstreak mattress from a whore he fucked after he took her to a bar to brag to the barmaid how her pants smelt
[05:13:36] <Ethanol-fueled> mrcoolbp, that ain't no joke. She had a big butt.
[05:13:45] <Ethanol-fueled> she was the first I used the extender on.
[05:13:46] <mrcoolbp> who's that Eth?
[05:13:48] <crutchy> oh hang on. i think i'm confused cos there was a penis extender in there somewhere too
[05:13:58] <mrcoolbp> yeah I'm confused too
[05:14:08] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.amazon.com
[05:14:15] <Ethanol-fueled> no, dont be confused.
[05:14:15] <mrcoolbp> oh wait, crutchy said "he's"
[05:14:25] <Ethanol-fueled> it's the excalibur
[05:14:38] <Ethanol-fueled> seriously, guys, you need to weild this mighty weapon.
[05:14:42] <crutchy> did you use the penis extender on the whore?
[05:14:43] <mrcoolbp> Eth, saves the trouble of ordering the sweedish-made pump
[05:14:59] <mrcoolbp> just strap and go eh?
[05:15:17] <crutchy> who needs a cock when you can use fantastic plastic, right?
[05:15:24] <Ethanol-fueled> Mrcoolbp: it has a learning curve, but once you learn to strap and go you gain magical powers.
[05:15:31] <mrcoolbp> cool
[05:15:37] * mrcoolbp tells his wife about it
[05:15:44] <Ethanol-fueled> you will become the Galactus of sex, unless you're already well-endowed.
[05:16:05] <mrcoolbp> she said "well that's stupid"
[05:16:15] <crutchy> ooh couple of new +5 comments in last hour :D
[05:16:21] <mrcoolbp> guess I'm all set in that dept. = )
[05:16:48] <Ethanol-fueled> mrcoolbp, it is NOT stupid. Unless you have a large penis or she is placating you, it is the mud-tire of sex.
[05:17:03] <mrcoolbp> nah she is generally disinterested in the idea
[05:17:21] <Ethanol-fueled> women are phoney-modest like that. "Oh, no, that is, um...too big! especially for a small woman like me! "
[05:17:36] <mrcoolbp> we got her a sweet vibro and some cuffs, she likes those
[05:17:37] <crutchy> yeah my wife is going through *that* phase, so any mention of anything sexual is usually met with a stern glare
[05:18:24] <Ethanol-fueled> mrcoolbp, you must be into rape then. Here's what I did with a couple of my ladies: had them give me the key to their place, with the arrangement that I would strap on a ski-mask and violate them at random.
[05:18:37] <crutchy> lol
[05:18:37] <ciri> heh
[05:18:47] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, RAPE HER.
[05:19:08] <mrcoolbp> Eth: sounds fun, but she just likes being tied up a bit, it's built-in for the ladies if they let themselves beleive it
[05:19:15] <Ethanol-fueled> You are the MAN of the house. HER job is to shit your babies out her cooze, consent be damned.
[05:19:28] <mrcoolbp> that might be a bit extreme eth
[05:19:36] * crutchy steps back slowly
[05:19:47] <Ethanol-fueled> mrcoolbp: No, it's not...just work yourselves into the rape play.
[05:19:55] <Ethanol-fueled> ask her to tell you, "No, stop!"
[05:20:00] <crutchy> "officer, i swear i don't know this guy"
[05:20:21] <mrcoolbp> now she's inquiring about it's length/vs girth
[05:21:43] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: yeah that's a good line
[05:21:48] * mrcoolbp writes that down
[05:22:08] <Ethanol-fueled> calibrate your hand to her face, when you're hitting her. And let her hit you
[05:22:44] <Ethanol-fueled> you slap her hard, she says, "softer", you slap her light, she says, "harder," you get it just right and you have your reference. Like Goldilocks.
[05:24:01] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm working on getting a soylent news themed porno made
[05:24:22] <Ethanol-fueled> I think the only girl I can get to agree with it is a trash slag...so, like, a blowjjob
[05:24:41] <Ethanol-fueled> but I will be the first, unless you sacksucks beat me to it.
[05:24:51] <Ethanol-fueled> And you won't. BwahahahahahahaHAAAAA!
[05:25:27] <mrcoolbp> eth: you are approaching .Kick territory
[05:25:39] <mrcoolbp> ^Warning^
[05:26:18] * mrcoolbp won't advocate for violence towards anyone but the NSA
[05:26:33] <mrcoolbp> oops! This channel isn't logged yet right?
[05:26:39] <Ethanol-fueled> K-line me. DO IT!
[05:26:50] <mrcoolbp> oh, it's not even fun anymore
[05:27:17] * mrcoolbp hands Ethanol-fueled a glass of water
[05:27:31] <Ethanol-fueled> no, seriously, guys -- I'm going to make a soylent-themed porno.
[05:27:39] <mrcoolbp> fantastic
[05:27:55] <Ethanol-fueled> it'll probbaly have to be a fat chick, because that's the only girl I know I can bang who doesn't mind being on camera.
[05:28:08] * mrcoolbp had a stripper tell me I should be in pornos with her once
[05:28:10] <mrcoolbp> oops! This channel isn't logged yet right?
[05:28:23] <Ethanol-fueled> logs.sylnt.us
[05:28:24] <JamesNZ> Pretty sure crutchy set that up ;)
[05:28:34] * mrcoolbp blushes twice
[05:28:48] <JamesNZ> HAHAHA!
[05:28:55] <JamesNZ> mrcoolbp: http://logs.sylnt.us
[05:29:05] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm going to slag a fat girl to the beatles' Revolution. Because that's a song that fat people can fuck to.
[05:29:22] <crutchy> JamesNZ, nah logs.sylnt.us isn't mine
[05:29:22] <mrcoolbp> there we go, that's a less kickable comment there
[05:29:30] <JamesNZ> crutchy: Ah, thought it was.
[05:29:39] <mrcoolbp> yeah, crutchy, I think we have that under our control
[05:29:44] <crutchy> xlefay set up loggie
[05:29:45] <mrcoolbp> sylnt is our domain
[05:29:54] <crutchy> came across with 'the big move'
[05:30:56] <mrcoolbp> yessir
[05:32:47] <mrcoolbp> there's another bot that's broken: WikiRC
[05:32:53] <crutchy> oh?
[05:32:55] <mrcoolbp> yeah
[05:33:08] <mrcoolbp> +WikiRC (~WikiRC@Soylent/Bot/WikiRC) Quit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds)
[05:33:11] <Ethanol-fueled> http://postimg.org
[05:33:11] <monopoly> ^ 03View image: 20140621 064429
[05:33:19] <Ethanol-fueled> Hi, everybody!
[05:33:37] <mrcoolbp> Ethanol-fueled: thanks for that
[05:33:40] <crutchy> i think that one is funpika's
[05:33:55] <mrcoolbp> Eth, why must you encourage me to ban you, it's like a game we play
[05:34:08] <mrcoolbp> ah jeeze
[05:34:20] <mrcoolbp> .kick Ethanol-fueled
[05:34:20] -!- Ethanol-fueled was kicked from #Soylent by juggler!SN@services. [(mrcoolbp) No reason given]
[05:34:24] <crutchy> oh shit man
[05:34:33] <crutchy> c'mon there's a line
[05:34:45] <crutchy> i gots kiddies around
[05:34:53] * mrcoolbp puts away the Unholy unobtanium banhammer of kicking +3987328734
[05:35:04] * crutchy will never open another ethanol-fuelled link wih kiddies around
[05:35:16] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: that should teach yah to click on his links
[05:35:23] <crutchy> yeah silly me
[05:35:28] <mrcoolbp> at least he's upfront about his antics
[05:35:56] <crutchy> i didn't get much heads up on that last one lol
[05:36:23] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: consider yourself warned on all his links
[05:36:36] <crutchy> yeah. usually they aren't quite that bad
[05:37:02] <mrcoolbp> well, it's not like he's going to *stop* drinkin'
[05:37:07] <mrcoolbp> later the night...
[05:37:25] <crutchy> true
[05:38:05] <mrcoolbp> well, that get's a kick in my book
[05:38:31] <mrcoolbp> IRC guys can k-line them if they want, but I kick him when he gets like that because he asked me too.
[05:39:04] <crutchy> don't blame you for that one. even xlefay would have i reckon, and he's pretty tolerant
[05:39:34] <mrcoolbp> no, but he literally told me if he gets like that that I should kick him
[05:39:42] <mrcoolbp> I've done it only twice now
[05:39:43] <crutchy> ah
[05:39:50] <mrcoolbp> but I'll damn sure do it agian
[05:40:04] <crutchy> you need a badge
[05:40:19] <mrcoolbp> I think he's funny sometimes but I won't put up with that crap
[05:40:29] <crutchy> 'ethanol-fuelled... this towne aint big enough for the two of us'
[05:40:35] <mrcoolbp> ROFL
[05:40:35] <ciri> HEY! don't laugh at me
[05:41:49] <chromas> The had thing about his link is opening it on an android device
[05:42:09] <chromas> Site wants to install some shitty application
[05:42:32] <crutchy> w/32.shitstreak?
[05:43:07] <mrcoolbp> yeah, he's used that site before
[05:43:24] <mrcoolbp> If I were an IRC guru I'd like block him from linking there or something
[05:43:32] <mrcoolbp> or post an auto warning
[05:45:09] * mrcoolbp grants subscriptions to all staff memebers and the top five story-submitters of all time
[05:45:12] <crutchy> can post an auto warning pretty easily, but there's also charybdis config files that might do that sort of stuff
[05:45:27] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: maybe let juggs in on that info
[05:45:47] <crutchy> dline.conf, kline.conf and xline.cong
[05:45:53] <crutchy> s/cong/conf/
[05:45:54] <exec> <crutchy> dline.conf, kline.conf and xline.conf
[05:46:25] <crutchy> i'd have to read up on it but i'm pretty sure there's a fair amount of flexibility
[05:47:31] <mrcoolbp> juggs: stuff about auto-warnings and banning links to specific sites ^^^^^^^^^
[05:49:31] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: or we could make you a staff memeber and you could help him with stuff like this
[05:49:41] <chromas> Does irc have hellbans?
[05:49:52] <mrcoolbp> chromas it has whatever we tell it to have
[05:50:07] <crutchy> hmm i think k/d/xlines are more about blocking users :/
[05:50:14] * mrcoolbp waves a magic wand and incants some stuff in hebrew
[05:50:39] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: yeah, not needed with Eth, just kick him, he gets the msh
[05:50:42] <mrcoolbp> msg
[05:51:04] <mrcoolbp> though it would be nice to Eth-proof #soylent
[05:51:10] <chromas> I guess +q is like a hellban if it doesn't tell him
[05:51:22] <mrcoolbp> what's +q ?
[05:51:27] <chromas> Quiet
[05:51:34] * mrcoolbp is mystified by IRC stuff
[05:51:50] <mrcoolbp> chromas: at that point, might as well k-line them
[05:52:13] <chromas> Hellban is when you think you can talk to people or post on the message board but nobody else sees it
[05:52:29] <mrcoolbp> oh, so yah, +q
[05:52:42] <mrcoolbp> chromas, but he's somewhat funny sometimes
[05:53:22] <chromas> Don't do it then
[05:53:39] <mrcoolbp> honestly a nude pic doesn't bother me, I like the ladiez, but we're all human, though I understand not everyone agrees and this is an official channel
[05:53:42] <crutchy> hmm need xlefay
[05:53:46] <mrcoolbp> he can do that crap in ##
[05:53:49] <chromas> But yeah he doesn't come back right away so a boot seems to work
[05:53:59] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: I'd count on xlefay not beign around all the time
[05:54:09] <mrcoolbp> if he is around great, but he's got other stuff goin' on
[05:54:10] <crutchy> my google-fu is weak today
[05:54:17] <mrcoolbp> chromas: yup
[05:54:17] <chromas> Maybe redirect him to ## automatically
[05:54:36] <mrcoolbp> chromas: again, we'd need an IRC guy to do stuff like that
[05:54:51] <crutchy> can always make a script to auto-kick eth if he posts urls with certain keywords
[05:55:06] * mrcoolbp promotes crutchy to staff
[05:55:18] <mrcoolbp> or at least "volunteer"
[05:55:28] <crutchy> would need to have op status of course
[05:55:35] <crutchy> maybe bender can do it
[05:55:35] <chromas> Haha, crutchy has to sit through the meetings now!!
[05:55:36] <juggs> crutchy - I'm quite aware of x/g/klines
[05:55:40] <mrcoolbp> haha
[05:55:58] <crutchy> np juggs. i was just throwing out thoughts
[05:56:11] <mrcoolbp> juggs: if crutchy wants to join, you can wrangle him no?
[05:56:37] <crutchy> i have enough trouble just wrangling my own bot
[05:56:49] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: yeah try a whole project like this
[05:56:57] * mrcoolbp pulls some hair out
[05:57:11] <chromas> Replace Bender with exec 👍
[05:59:08] <crutchy> you're doin a bang up job mrcoolbp
[05:59:13] <crutchy> mrcoolbp++
[05:59:13] <Bender> karma - mrcoolbp: 30
[05:59:23] <mrcoolbp> thanks sir.
[05:59:48] <crutchy> i'm happy to help out with stuff as a volunteer though
[06:00:02] <crutchy> though not sure what i can help with. i'm mostly just an irc troll
[06:00:50] <crutchy> just mucking about with my bot :p
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[06:01:12] <crutchy> ooh another comment feed on its way :D
[06:03:00] <crutchy> there it goes
[06:07:14] <Popeidol> well I just read through the scrollback
[06:07:19] <Popeidol> that may be the most entertaining this channel has ever been
[06:07:34] <mrcoolbp> Popeidol: we're just getting started
[06:07:55] <crutchy> he's on SN still
[06:07:56] <crutchy> <exec> *** new comment by Ethanol-fueled (2792) (Score:1) for article "Apple Flagship Store in San Francisco Fills with Protestors" - http://soylentnews.org
[06:07:57] <monopoly> ^ 04SN comment by Ethanol-fueled (2792)
[06:08:27] <Popeidol> ooh, perfect
[06:08:30] <Popeidol> apparently I have modpoints
[06:08:35] <crutchy> lol
[06:08:41] * crutchy should check
[06:09:15] <mrcoolbp> he's quite eloquent even while-drunk
[06:09:28] <crutchy> no mod points :(
[06:09:35] <crutchy> ooh new poll though :D
[06:09:50] <Popeidol> ...apparently my modpoints expire one minute ago
[06:10:04] <crutchy> wtf? labor day? err. Popeidol when is labor day?
[06:10:13] <crutchy> in march or something
[06:10:28] <Popeidol> it varies state to state, I think
[06:10:30] <mrcoolbp> um, no, it's monday
[06:10:43] * mrcoolbp has no modpoints either
[06:10:52] <crutchy> oh. i'm taking my missus to some appointment thingy
[06:10:57] <crutchy> then work in the arvo
[06:11:03] <crutchy> ~define D&D
[06:11:07] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3D&D: c. 1970s -> present One of the original Roleplaying games on which the framework of many newer RP and TC, and MMORP games are based. Dungeons and Dragons was originally played almost exclusively by...
[06:11:14] <mrcoolbp> sometimes I wish we had unlimited points like TOS but I think it's cool we have to wait for them like everyone else
[06:11:14] <crutchy> oh
[06:11:47] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: DND is DungeonsNDragons
[06:12:07] <crutchy> yeah i don't mind either. its kind of a pleasant surprise to get them. then i'm left thinking 'aww if i wanna use these it means i have to read shit'
[06:12:14] <mrcoolbp> it's pronounced "Dee En Dee"
[06:12:21] <Popeidol> I wouldn't mind if they lasted longer though
[06:12:28] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: I don't always use mine
[06:12:43] <crutchy> me neither tbh
[06:13:26] <mrcoolbp> Popleidol: yeah, we should pester NCommander to rework the code at some point, but we'd like to see a few more 'users' before we do that (something I'd like to look into aquiring)
[06:13:43] <mrcoolbp> we've never actively tried to 'spread the word'
[06:13:55] <crutchy> !uid
[06:13:55] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 4668, owned by ItisBE
[06:14:03] <crutchy> going up slowly
[06:14:18] <mrcoolbp> crtuchy: probably half of shill accounts
[06:14:29] <NCommander> mrcoolbp, mod rewrite is on the todo for next release
[06:14:32] <NCommander> */long overdue*
[06:14:34] <crutchy> need to make a scripty that periodically runs that cmd to plot uid over time :p
[06:14:41] <mrcoolbp> there ya go guys ^
[06:14:56] <Popeidol> organic growth is good though, gives you a chance to stabilize the community a bit before you get a rush of new commenters in
[06:15:05] <crutchy> we need mod_muffin first!
[06:15:32] <crutchy> mrcoolbp, more people will come if we have punch and pie
[06:16:14] <mrcoolbp> ah yes
[06:16:22] * mrcoolbp forgot to order punch and pie
[06:16:31] <mrcoolbp> I knew I was forgetting something
[06:17:31] <Popeidol> oh, how do you guys feel about auctions for site fundraising?
[06:17:42] <Popeidol> I'm thinking 'a night out with ethanol-fuelled' would do really well
[06:19:03] <NCommander> NCommander Party Pack
[06:19:04] <mrcoolbp> oh gawd
[06:19:09] <NCommander> Buyer Pays SHipping and Handling
[06:19:16] <mrcoolbp> yeah srsly
[06:19:22] <NCommander> */won't mind getting flown around the country*
[06:19:37] <mrcoolbp> Popeidol: actually we are considering a kickstarter-type-thing
[06:19:41] <Popeidol> NCommander part pack includes: one bicycle, perl, ncommander
[06:19:49] <NCommander> Some assembly required
[06:20:30] <crutchy> NCommander, s/assembly/asm/
[06:20:31] <exec> <crutchy> <NCommander> Some asm required
[06:20:48] <NCommander> groan
[06:20:55] <NCommander> And don't write ASM codegen in perl
[06:20:57] <NCommander> just ... don't
[06:21:14] <crutchy> of course not... i'd use php of course :P
[06:21:23] * mrcoolbp runs
[06:21:26] * crutchy hides
[06:22:22] * crutchy smothers self in anti-anvil lotion
[06:23:47] <crutchy> waffles++
[06:23:47] <Bender> karma - waffles: 7
[06:24:43] <mrcoolbp> borderlands2++
[06:24:43] <Bender> karma - borderlands2: 0
[06:24:47] <mrcoolbp> = )
[06:24:56] <crutchy> 0?
[06:25:07] <crutchy> !whodown borderlands2
[06:25:07] <Bender> downers of borderlands2 are: chromas: -1
[06:25:09] <crutchy> lol
[06:25:10] <mrcoolbp> yeah, chromas down-modded it
[06:25:10] <ciri> hehehe
[06:25:25] * crutchy has never played it
[06:25:27] <mrcoolbp> said "twas buggy" or somethin'
[06:25:34] <crutchy> ~define borderlands2
[06:25:36] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: it's a great series
[06:25:48] * mrcoolbp played both with his wife
[06:25:54] <exec> borderlands2: unable to find definition
[06:26:04] <mrcoolbp> ~define borderlands
[06:26:08] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3Borderlands: The greatest video game of all time, due largely to its insane amount of "badassness"
[06:26:13] <mrcoolbp> there ya go
[06:26:31] <crutchy> is that where you got the handcuffs :p
[06:26:38] <mrcoolbp> yeah, actually = )
[06:27:07] <mrcoolbp> they are "cuffs of fluffyness +2987324987" after all
[06:28:09] <crutchy> <tama> your daddy is so perverted he thought he was banging a rhino when he conceived you
[06:28:33] <crutchy> very edumucational in there
[06:35:15] <crutchy> ~rehash
[06:35:16] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file (64 aliases)
[06:35:20] <crutchy> ~cid
[06:35:20] <exec> max SN cid from articles in atom feed: 87483
[06:47:45] <chromas> Yeah it is fun
[07:00:36] <crutchy> ooh mod points :D
[07:00:42] <crutchy> mwahahaha!
[07:11:47] <crutchy> ~queue
[07:11:51] <exec> *** SN submission queue: 7 - http://sylnt.us
[07:11:56] <crutchy> http://picpaste.com
[07:12:06] <crutchy> is this moderating.. bar normal?
[07:21:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Federal Cybersecurity Director Found Guilty on Child Porn Charges - http://sylnt.us - watching-the-watchmen
[07:21:57] <crutchy> ~queue
[07:22:03] <exec> *** SN submission queue: 8 - http://sylnt.us
[07:22:26] <chromas> Don't see moderating anything there
[07:24:40] <crutchy> wtf... "Error You must wait a little bit before using this resource; please try again later."
[07:24:48] <crutchy> ^ i'm trying to submit a story
[07:25:51] <crutchy> its the top red bar near the top of the page
[07:26:55] <chromas> Oh, the empty bar. Yeah it must be on a diet
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[07:31:19] <Ethanol-fueled> suck on muh digdong fuckers
[07:31:24] <Ethanol-fueled> Bahahahaah'
[07:31:46] <Ethanol-fueled> truckers delight
[07:37:49] <crutchy> nice comment post Ethanol-fueled :)
[07:37:53] <crutchy> i modded it up
[07:38:25] <Ethanol-fueled> whoa
[07:38:38] <Ethanol-fueled> what am i doing here
[07:38:54] <crutchy> err. did you mean to imply that you have truckers suck your dingdong?
[07:39:06] <Ethanol-fueled> yeah.
[07:39:15] <crutchy> oky doky
[07:39:47] <crutchy> yeah you could be dogging at a trucck stop already, waiting for an unsuspecting trucker to come by for a meal
[07:40:41] <crutchy> dick_pics-- not cool dude
[07:40:41] <Bender> karma - dick_pics: -1
[07:40:58] <Ethanol-fueled> holy shit
[07:41:22] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.youtube.com
[07:41:23] <monopoly> ^ 03Living Colour - Pride - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[07:42:05] <crutchy> ~time la
[07:42:10] <exec> Saturday, 30 August 2014 @ 12:42 am PDT - Los Angeles, CA
[07:42:22] <crutchy> night shift
[07:43:01] <crutchy> usually a good time to test new bot features :)
[07:43:11] <Ethanol-fueled> sod off fuckstick
[07:43:23] <crutchy> now i just need to code them
[07:43:46] <crutchy> so whatcha drinking fukka?
[07:43:57] * crutchy is into the redgut again
[07:44:26] <Ethanol-fueled> History's a lie, that they teach you in school.
[07:44:48] <crutchy> dunno i don't remember much of skool
[07:46:01] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.youtube.com
[07:46:01] <monopoly> ^ 03Living Colour performing "Cult Of Personality" on Arsenio - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
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[08:12:11] <crutchy> ~g'day SirFinkus
[08:12:11] <exec> * crutchy passes an assfull of beer to SirFinkus
[08:12:28] <SirFinkus> hello crutchy
[08:12:28] <ciri> hello, nice to see yea! SirFinkus
[08:12:39] <crutchy> what's new?
[08:12:47] <SirFinkus> needed the beer, new ones aren't cold
[08:12:52] <SirFinkus> no police tonight
[08:13:06] <SirFinkus> fixed my guitar
[08:13:09] <SirFinkus> you?
[08:13:09] <systemd> hmm... you are the MAN of the house. HER job is to shit your babies out her cooze, consent be damned, SirFinkus
[08:13:09] <crutchy> that's good. wait friday night and no cops?
[08:13:35] <SirFinkus> night is still young
[08:13:37] <SirFinkus> working on it
[08:13:45] <crutchy> just doing bit of code. not much
[08:13:58] <crutchy> noice. string replacement?
[08:14:06] <chromas> Was that an ef quote?
[08:14:29] <SirFinkus> naw, just playing with her knobs
[08:14:34] <chromas> systemctl wtf
[08:14:34] <systemd> chromas: (wtf [is] <something>) -- Returns wtf <something> is. 'wtf' is a *nix command that first appeared in NetBSD 1.5. In most *nices, it's available in some sort of 'bsdgames' package.
[08:19:22] <crutchy> chromas, i think e-f said something like that to me earlier today
[08:19:55] <chromas> Must be some sort of ciri-like unit in there
[08:21:39] <chromas> systemctl Markov stats
[08:21:40] <systemd> chromas: Firsts: 831; Lasts: 1287; Pairs: 11175; Follows: 12242
[08:26:36] <crutchy> ~first ethanol-fuelled
[08:26:58] <exec> first privmsg for ethanol-fuelled in #soylent not found
[08:27:19] <crutchy> oops
[08:27:25] <crutchy> ~first ethanol-fueled
[08:27:52] <exec> first privmsg for ethanol-fueled in #soylent: [2014-03-06 02:18:20] Colostomy bag.
[08:28:06] <chromas> Mc pee pants
[08:28:51] <crutchy> hmm i'm sure the first thing i think of saying when joining a community is "colostomy bag"
[08:30:00] <chromas> just need to search the log for context
[08:30:24] * chromas doesn't know how to get several items around each result in an sql query
[08:31:58] <chromas> hey there's a new function for exec, crutchy. ~context
[08:32:15] <crutchy> this is my database: http://logs.sylnt.us
[08:32:32] <crutchy> hmm. i'd like to subscribe to your newsletter
[08:32:45] <crutchy> how would this ~context work?
[08:32:46] <ciri> how how brown cow
[08:33:02] <chromas> systemctl enable subscription
[08:33:02] <systemd> chromas: Error: That command wasn't disabled.
[08:33:14] <crutchy> ciri, how now brown colostomy bag
[08:33:20] <chromas> Not sure. It would need a date/time or something
[08:33:38] <crutchy> would it get surrounding messages or something?
[08:33:43] <chromas> Maybe ~last/first could return a line number and then that could be passed
[08:33:46] <chromas> yeah
[08:34:00] <chromas> like maybe the last 3-5 or so
[08:34:09] <chromas> also ~search or find :D
[08:35:15] <chromas> hehe, nestable commands
[08:35:44] <chromas> ~context ~find "colostomy bag"
[08:36:08] <chromas> add some parentheses and make it into an irc programming language
[08:38:15] <crutchy> ~context:!find(**,$->"'colostomy\\ bag'",%%@);>
[08:38:22] <crutchy> hmm almost looks like perl
[08:39:04] <crutchy> ooh chromas that is genius
[08:39:28] <crutchy> piping result of one command to the input of another just like in bash++
[08:40:30] <crutchy> might take a bit of secret squirrel monkey business to get it to work. not up to such wackery hackery tonight
[08:40:41] <chromas> funny there's still people in ##altslashdot on freenode. Nobody ever says anything, except every few weeks someone will report a 503 or something
[08:41:46] <chromas> Maybe for now the find could just return a number
[08:41:52] <chromas> and context could take a number
[08:43:06] * crutchy is trying to figure out how to automatically get sylnt.us shortened urls
[08:43:16] <chromas> http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com
[08:43:17] <monopoly> ^ 03Arch Linux - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
[08:43:22] <chromas> wut
[08:43:25] <chromas> that's a wiki
[08:43:28] * chromas spanks monopoly
[08:43:35] <chromas> archlinux++
[08:43:35] <Bender> karma - archlinux: 40
[08:45:50] <chromas> /restart bugfix
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[10:03:48] <chromas> systemctl start conversation
[10:03:49] <systemd> Dunno!
[10:08:09] <crutchy> canned_dinner++
[10:08:09] <Bender> karma - canned_dinner: 1
[10:09:30] <chromas> systemctl praise Bender for karma
[10:09:30] <systemd> chromas: Error: There are no praises in my database for #Soylent.
[10:09:37] <chromas> Dammit
[10:10:00] <crutchy> we need a more fang dangled karma system
[10:10:10] <crutchy> moar complexity!
[10:10:37] * crutchy has too many scripts on the go to do it but
[10:10:52] <crutchy> !todo
[10:10:52] <Bender> todo for crutchy: 1) look up regex character classes 2) learn more about eggdrop 3) make freepascal version of sn log parser
[10:11:00] <crutchy> !done 1
[10:11:00] <Bender> 1 item deleted
[10:11:04] <crutchy> !done 2
[10:11:04] <Bender> 1 item deleted
[10:11:15] <crutchy> !todo IRCiv
[10:11:15] <Bender> todo item 2 added
[10:11:23] <crutchy> !todo irc voting script
[10:11:23] <Bender> todo item 3 added
[10:11:29] <chromas> Some shit advertised on TV, always sounds like they're saying "eugenics"
[10:11:34] <crutchy> !todo user tracking script
[10:11:34] <Bender> todo item 4 added
[10:11:52] <chromas> !todo
[10:11:52] <Bender> todo for chromas: 1) Steal underpants 2) ? 3) Profit!
[10:11:52] <crutchy> chromas, s/eu/spew
[10:12:03] <chromas> Just in time
[10:12:18] <Popeidol> !todo
[10:12:23] <Popeidol> curses
[10:12:41] <crutchy> i thought it was supposed to be leave clothes and steal bike cos the clothes wouldn't fit (and what to do with the naked chick)
[10:12:55] <chromas> systemctl todo
[10:12:56] <systemd> chromas: Todo for chromas: #1: zipinfo my pants
[10:13:33] <chromas> Naked_chick++
[10:13:33] <Bender> karma - naked_chick: 1
[10:13:38] <crutchy> !todo
[10:13:38] <Bender> todo for crutchy: 1) learn more about eggdrop 2) IRCiv 3) irc voting script 4) user tracking script
[10:13:47] <crutchy> oh crap
[10:14:01] <crutchy> !done 1
[10:14:01] <Bender> 1 item deleted
[10:14:16] <crutchy> !todo make freepascal version of sn log parser
[10:14:16] <Bender> todo item 4 added
[10:14:21] <crutchy> !todo
[10:14:21] <Bender> todo for crutchy: 1) IRCiv 2) irc voting script 3) user tracking script 4) make freepascal version of sn log parser
[10:14:42] <chromas> Pascal++
[10:14:42] <Bender> karma - pascal: 20
[10:15:08] <chromas> Delphi++
[10:15:08] <Bender> karma - delphi: 16
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[10:15:24] <crutchy> need to convert lots of scripts to pas
[10:16:22] <crutchy> prolly need to work out an inter-child-process-communication system
[10:16:52] <chromas> Ooh maybe I should make a pas script for exec. un-compiled, of course
[10:16:55] <crutchy> child processes can talk to bot, but not sure if one child process could talk to another through the bot
[10:17:27] <crutchy> that would be cool :D
[10:18:04] * crutchy still hasn't quite figured out lazarus
[10:18:46] <chromas> It's clunky though it works
[10:20:19] <Popeidol> (that's what she said)
[10:21:12] <chromas> Except to ef, hence the extension program
[10:31:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - English Teacher Banned for Writing Fiction - http://sylnt.us - stranger-than-truth
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[10:39:51] <crutchy> ~time chromas
[10:40:01] <exec> Saturday, 30 August 2014 @ 3:39 am PDT - Walla Walla, WA
[10:40:06] <chromas> fpos says I don't have pysqlite installed when I do
[10:40:18] <chromas> Couple more hours 'til it's time to open the chickens
[10:41:01] <chromas> systemctl quit
[10:41:01] -!- systemd has quit [Quit: chromas]
[10:41:08] <crutchy> not in the same way ef would though im guessing?
[10:41:19] <chromas> loool
[10:41:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:41:35] <Bender> karma - coffee: 699
[10:41:36] <chromas> nah they're in a coup thing to keep asshole animals out
[10:41:42] <crutchy> ~time TheMightyBuzzard
[10:41:47] <exec> Saturday, 30 August 2014 @ 5:41 am CDT - Ada, OK
[10:41:57] <chromas> ~weather
[10:42:04] <crutchy> ~g'day TheMightyBuzzard
[10:42:05] <exec> * crutchy blows a bathtub of red cordial at TheMightyBuzzard
[10:42:09] <exec> weather for 10Walla Walla-Whitman College, WA, United States Of America at 2:30 am (PDT) ~ 72 mins ago: temp: 1017.8°C (64°F), dp: 109.4°C (49°F), press: 101012.9 mb (+0.3 mb/30 mins), humid: 1058%, wind: 104.8 km/h (3 mph) @ 10155°
[10:42:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather
[10:42:25] <exec> weather for 10Ada, Ada Municipal Airport, OK, United States at 5:12 am (CDT) ~ 30 mins ago: temp: 1021°C (69.8°F), dp: 1021°C (69.8°F), press: 101014.6 mb (+0.3 mb/18 mins), humid: 10100%, wind: 104.8 km/h (3 mph) @ 10170°
[10:42:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> should be good fishing
[10:43:05] <crutchy> when is twister season over there?
[10:43:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> week or two
[10:43:44] <crutchy> finglers crossed nothing goes near you buddy
[10:43:50] <crutchy> xxxxx xxxx
[10:43:55] <crutchy> ooh and toes
[10:43:59] <crutchy> xxxxx xxxxx
[10:44:16] <crutchy> hmm how do i make 10 crosses with 10 finglers?
[10:44:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> no worries. lot of land n twisters = small
[10:45:24] <crutchy> like playing russian roulette with a 20 barrel bazooka
[10:45:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> closer to 2000 but ya
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[10:46:28] <crutchy> ~gday JamesNZ
[10:46:29] <exec> * crutchy hurls a wad of milo at JamesNZ
[10:46:43] <crutchy> hmm milo seems to be a popular one
[10:46:46] <JamesNZ> Hey crutchy :)
[10:46:50] <crutchy> :D
[10:47:58] <JamesNZ> You won't believe what just happened to me.
[10:48:04] <crutchy> feel sorry for the poor bugger who ended up with the assful of splodge. cant remember who
[10:48:30] <JamesNZ> I just got back from a mini-party/celebration for my Mum.
[10:48:51] <crutchy> cool. mini parties are best :)
[10:48:53] <JamesNZ> I was the only guy there. And I was the only one who got the foot spa and massage XD
[10:49:02] <crutchy> ooh
[10:49:33] <crutchy> hope you didnt end up on cuppa duty
[10:50:10] <JamesNZ> Nope, though I did help out with the dishes.
[10:50:39] <JamesNZ> It was actually quite nice :) There were pebbles on the bottom of the foot bath to roll your feet over.
[10:50:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> lot to be said for being the only guy there unless it's a feminist rally
[10:51:00] <JamesNZ> :P
[10:51:04] <crutchy> depends
[10:51:35] <crutchy> sometimes i need to go outside just to hear myself think
[10:51:41] <JamesNZ> Ok, I need to kill a kitten or something. I feel my Man Card slipping away.
[10:51:56] <JamesNZ> crutchy: Heh.
[10:51:59] <crutchy> nah its ok
[10:52:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> eat some bacon, drink some beer, fart loudly.
[10:52:10] <chromas> all at the same time
[10:52:15] <JamesNZ> XD
[10:52:23] <chromas> beer-battered bacon farts
[10:52:25] <crutchy> i generally do that around the women :p
[10:52:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, you're married, goes without saying
[10:53:06] <JamesNZ> Speaking of kittens, there was a lovely cat purring around me at that place.
[10:53:11] <crutchy> bbbf. oh man thats even better than bff
[10:53:48] <crutchy> good to have some pussy nearby
[10:54:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight folks, i'm out to see if the fish want me to catch them or if i just get to enjoy a nice morning on the lake.
[10:54:36] <JamesNZ> \o TheMightyBuzzard
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[10:55:03] <crutchy> cheers mate. if rod no worka theres always explosives ;)
[10:56:01] <crutchy> comments quieted off
[10:56:15] * chromas is a sad panda
[10:56:23] <crutchy> oh?
[10:56:34] <chromas> \grab crutchy
[10:56:37] <chromas> oh
[10:56:44] <chromas> well anyway it doesn't see pysqlite
[10:56:50] * JamesNZ hands chromas some bamboo
[10:56:55] <crutchy> what a poo sniff
[10:57:10] <crutchy> need to reformat its mouse
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[10:57:41] <crutchy> \initialize buckets
[10:57:43] <systemd> crutchy: Error: "initialize" is not a valid command.
[10:57:47] <chromas> \grab crutchy
[10:57:47] <systemd> chromas: Error: You need to have PySQLite installed to use QuoteGrabs. Download it at <http://pysqlite.org/>
[10:57:49] <monopoly> ^ 03What is realizable with Python and SQL? - Pysqlite | Pysqlite ( http://www.pysqlite.org )
[10:58:06] <chromas> gd I just fixed you, pooponopoly
[10:58:21] <crutchy> maybe not configured with the bbbf option
[10:59:41] <chromas> it's not even running
[10:59:46] * chromas is confusement
[11:00:02] <crutchy> apt-get install debian :D
[11:00:55] <crutchy> does it have a mysql option? might be easier just to install that
[11:01:20] <chromas> no :(
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[11:02:14] <crutchy> doesn't need one of those twisted dong packages does it? we're talking python here... the language of dongs
[11:02:51] <chromas> none of my computers will admit to running monopoly so uh
[11:03:05] <chromas> I guess it's a ghost or something
[11:03:09] <chromas> /say teste
[11:03:09] <monopoly> teste
[11:03:40] <crutchy> zombie bot! kill it! kiiiiiiiill iiiiiit!!
[11:04:02] <crutchy> ~battle start
[11:04:12] -!- monopoly has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
[11:04:19] <chromas> htop lied to me!!!
[11:04:20] <crutchy> ~battle select-weapon bommieknocker
[11:04:59] <crutchy> that bitch!
[11:05:25] <crutchy> you should go downstairs and kick her square in the nuts!
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[11:06:27] <chromas> it was in a tmux session
[11:06:42] <crutchy> ah
[11:07:09] <crutchy> tried that one. looks better than screen but little less responsive
[11:07:39] <chromas> still doesn't ignore links from systemd so that's weird
[11:08:06] <crutchy> i been using xrdp at work. its pretty sweet
[11:08:32] <chromas> Apparently it's International Bacon Day
[11:08:34] <crutchy> i think it uses a vnc server
[11:08:36] <crutchy> ooh
[11:08:42] <crutchy> baCON++
[11:08:42] <Bender> karma - bacon: 250
[11:08:47] <crutchy> oopas
[11:08:51] <chromas> ~define xrdp
[11:08:51] <crutchy> capsfart
[11:09:00] <exec> [wikipedia] 3Xrdp: This page has been deleted. The deletion and move log for the page are provided below for reference.
[11:09:06] <crutchy> aww
[11:09:09] <chromas> deletionists--
[11:09:09] <Bender> karma - deletionists: -1
[11:09:28] <crutchy> remote desktop protocol server
[11:09:34] <chromas> ah
[11:10:10] <crutchy> kinda like tmux for mouse lamos
[11:10:32] <crutchy> well, not really like tmux
[11:10:40] <crutchy> but sorta /
[11:10:55] <chromas> I've used vnc/rdp
[11:11:02] <crutchy> ah
[11:11:12] <crutchy> remote_god_mode++
[11:11:12] <Bender> karma - remote_god_mode: 1
[11:11:54] <crutchy> got 2 screens off my desk at work
[11:13:27] <crutchy> crap
[11:13:53] <crutchy> canned cow tongue in peppered poo juice is quite filling
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[11:18:38] <ar> tmux++
[11:18:38] <Bender> karma - tmux: 1
[11:19:44] <chromas> yeah, I wasn't expecting it to 'hide' the process within
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[11:20:59] <Konomi> just spent ages rewriting a bunch of code and the perfomrance gain was so minimal
[11:21:12] <crutchy> awesome!
[11:21:16] <crutchy> Konomi++
[11:21:16] <Bender> karma - konomi: 16
[11:21:48] <crutchy> although its better if the performance gets worse. then you know you've really done something cool :D
[11:21:54] * crutchy hides from Konomi
[11:22:28] <Konomi> well
[11:22:38] <Konomi> I basically replaced pgreping for each instance of the process
[11:23:00] <Konomi> with caching ps output in memory then matcing the process name with pid
[11:23:08] * crutchy pokes head out of hiding place
[11:23:19] <Konomi> I started both simitaniously
[11:23:49] <Konomi> but the current cpu time for the old one is 1.32
[11:23:53] <Konomi> and the new cpu time is 0.78
[11:23:57] <Konomi> it
[11:24:07] <Konomi> barely noticable
[11:26:10] <crutchy> if you need something to make you feel better, check out my dodgy ps parsing attempt: https://github.com
[11:26:34] <crutchy> no grepmagic at all
[11:26:39] <crutchy> :(
[11:27:08] <Konomi> god that code
[11:27:23] <crutchy> fel better?
[11:27:48] <chromas> systemctl quit
[11:27:48] -!- systemd has quit [Quit: chromas]
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[11:28:45] <Konomi> no not really ;_;
[11:29:02] <Konomi> on the positive side I increased the performance by 59%
[11:29:12] <Konomi> but like it matters on 1 minute of cpu time
[11:30:01] * Konomi sulks
[11:30:16] <chromas> run it a lot so it adds up
[11:30:35] <Konomi> I guess I could but the functions ended up nastier than i wanted
[11:30:36] <chromas> \grab Konomi
[11:30:36] <systemd> chromas: Error: You need to have PySQLite installed to use QuoteGrabs. Download it at <http://pysqlite.org/>
[11:30:37] <monopoly> ^ 03What is realizable with Python and SQL? - Pysqlite | Pysqlite ( http://www.pysqlite.org )
[11:30:41] <Konomi> haha ;p
[11:30:48] <chromas> See I got two problems
[11:30:55] <Konomi> no grabbing my quotes!
[11:31:14] <crutchy> chromas is trying to get his bots to mate and make a baby bot together, but they
[11:31:22] <chromas> three; sedbot doesn't like my version of awk or something in suse
[11:31:23] <crutchy> re not overly friendly with each other
[11:31:36] <chromas> !grab Konomi
[11:31:36] <Bender> Added quote 236
[11:31:41] <ar> awk might not have gnu awk by default
[11:31:52] <ar> erm
[11:31:53] <crutchy> i had to update debian stable to testing to run sedbot
[11:31:54] <chromas> it's gawk
[11:31:57] <Konomi> http://paste.ofcode.org <- old code
[11:31:58] <monopoly> ^ 03Paste ofCode
[11:32:00] <ar> suse might not have gnu awk by default*
[11:32:05] <chromas> but it says some of the code is wrong
[11:32:15] <Konomi> http://paste.ofcode.org <- new code
[11:32:16] <monopoly> ^ 03Paste ofCode
[11:33:36] <Konomi> notice new code involves a lot more string manipulation than I wanted
[11:33:48] <Konomi> in the old code it's just do it all for me pgrep
[11:33:53] <chromas> switch to python :D :D
[11:33:53] <crutchy> code starts changing at line 102 yeah?
[11:34:14] <Konomi> think so
[11:34:36] <Konomi> the new code is in testing pharse so it has some garbage from the old stuff
[11:34:41] <Konomi> nothing that that effects it though
[11:34:57] <Konomi> in theory the new code would show a better gain if there were a lot more processes running
[11:35:06] <crutchy> the grep one is shorter, but i have nfi what its doing so fuck short
[11:35:29] <crutchy> s/fuck/oh darn/
[11:35:29] <exec> <crutchy> the grep one is shorter, but i have nfi what its doing so oh darn short
[11:35:44] <Konomi> erm
[11:35:48] <Konomi> old code should be shorter
[11:35:52] <Konomi> new code wouldn't be
[11:36:35] <crutchy> yeah
[11:36:43] <Konomi> 58.6% cpu time difference on my last reading
[11:36:59] <crutchy> but i like new code cos seems to be more readable, but thats not what your priority i guess
[11:37:12] <Konomi> I thought the new code seemed less readable to me
[11:37:16] <Konomi> as it has more crap in it ;p
[11:37:18] <crutchy> not that i can read bash script very well anyway :/
[11:37:37] <crutchy> i don't know grep hackery to save myself
[11:37:49] <Konomi> it has like one grep ;p
[11:37:52] <Konomi> and it's just regex
[11:38:32] <Konomi> the rest is bash string manipulation which was. not. fun. to. learn.
[11:39:36] <crutchy> Konomi++ the queen of bash
[11:39:36] <Bender> karma - konomi: 17
[11:39:53] <Konomi> I really really just should learn c already
[11:40:00] <crutchy> just don't cross her in a dark alleyway
[11:40:20] <crutchy> learn pascal. its awesomesauce
[11:40:20] <chromas> crutchy: s/er/er streams/
[11:40:31] <Konomi> I spent like 3 hours total time overall working on that trim_array_values function
[11:41:12] <crutchy> that's pretty good. refining is hard
[11:42:14] <Konomi> trying to decide where I will take it from here
[11:42:21] <crutchy> my comment feed is borked cos i can't tame the url shortener
[11:42:34] <Konomi> I think the change from delimiter seperated strings to arrays ate up the performance gain I wanted a bit
[11:42:56] <crutchy> is there an efficient explode function?
[11:43:04] <crutchy> maybe a regex
[11:43:11] <Konomi> probably
[11:43:21] <Konomi> I was thinking of preprosing instead
[11:43:22] <crutchy> or is regex slow?
[11:43:25] <Konomi> processing
[11:43:30] <Konomi> depends on you view
[11:43:30] <Konomi> ;p
[11:43:51] * crutchy is not well versed in performance (except in bed)
[11:44:01] <crutchy> i only know that pascal kicks arse :D
[11:44:13] <crutchy> pascal++
[11:44:13] <Bender> karma - pascal: 21
[11:44:45] <Konomi> time for food and less code dinner should be aquired afk x.x
[11:45:50] <crutchy> late dinner
[11:52:02] <crutchy> ~todo ~nokill feature
[11:52:10] <crutchy> !todo ~nokill feature
[11:52:10] <Bender> todo item 5 added
[11:52:48] <crutchy> thanks chromas.... the god of all botland
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[11:54:00] <crutchy> konomi shut the lid
[11:54:04] <chromas> Nah, I just come up with things for other people to do so I don't have to :D
[11:54:57] <crutchy> shouldn't be too hard. just needs a $nokill array
[11:55:23] <crutchy> or maybe just a flag in the process array
[12:16:10] <crutchy> coffee++
[12:16:10] <Bender> karma - coffee: 700
[12:18:38] <ar> coffee--
[12:18:38] <Bender> karma - coffee: 699
[12:18:40] <ar> coffee--
[12:18:40] <Bender> karma - coffee: 698
[12:18:43] <ar> coffee--
[12:18:43] <Bender> karma - coffee: 697
[12:18:44] <ar> coffee--
[12:18:44] <Bender> karma - coffee: 696
[12:18:50] <ar> \o/
[12:18:51] <systemd> ar: No
[12:18:52] <ar> tea++
[12:18:52] <Bender> karma - tea: 41
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[12:19:39] <crutchy> oh no you have angered systemd :p
[12:21:58] <ar> \o/ yaaay, systemd doesn't deserve to be happy
[12:21:59] <systemd> ar: No
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[12:22:16] <crutchy> wb
[12:22:28] <crutchy> ~gday KonomiNetbook
[12:22:28] <exec> * crutchy offers a used franger of g'day juice to KonomiNetbook
[12:22:40] <crutchy> ~gday ar
[12:22:40] <KonomiNetbook> crutchy: it's late cause I lsot track of time coding ;p
[12:22:41] <exec> * crutchy flings a cold can of bewb at ar
[12:22:57] <KonomiNetbook> also gross crutchy ;p
[12:23:05] <crutchy> lol
[12:23:07] <ciri> HAHAHAHA
[12:23:26] <crutchy> ciri is a used franger of g'day juice
[12:23:54] <crutchy> whatever that means
[12:26:56] crutchy is now known as ^
[12:27:45] <^> i'm a carrot :D
[12:29:50] ^ is now known as crutchy
[12:30:41] <chromas> Carets, carrots and karats
[12:31:13] <chromas> Symbolic pornography
[12:32:39] <chromas> Milk-- for tasting like shit
[12:32:39] <Bender> karma - milk: -3
[12:38:57] <Konomi> ANONYMOUS_ [4caec83c@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.174.200.60] has joined $channel
[12:39:02] * Konomi bangs her head on a desk
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[12:40:50] <chromas> Could be their given name; it's trendy now, right?
[12:41:10] <Konomi> I better find some broken glass to eat if that is true
[12:41:15] janrinok is now known as SoyGuest55713
[12:41:30] SoyGuest55713 is now known as janrinok_
[12:41:51] <chromas> Anonymous X Hackersteinenbergson
[12:42:08] <Konomi> are you trying to make me lose my dinner ;p
[12:42:37] <chromas> Ooh, is that an option?
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[12:48:58] <crutchy> wb FunPika
[12:49:09] <FunPika> Hi
[12:54:35] <crutchy> Konomi, who is this ANONYMOUS_ that doesn't appear to be very anonymous?
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[13:03:56] <chromas> Poor WikiRC
[13:06:12] <crutchy> oh yeah i forgots about that
[13:16:45] <crutchy> coffee++
[13:16:45] <Bender> karma - coffee: 697
[13:32:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - HTC Announces the Desire 510 Android Phone with 64-bit Processor - http://sylnt.us - pocket-full-o-bits
[14:07:46] <SirFinkus> god, I forgot how awesome crank was
[14:15:23] <Lagg> Bizarre gun rant summary broke the site
[14:15:48] <Lagg> I still think it's hilarious that people call me crazy when stuff like that occurs.
[14:17:02] <Lagg> systemd: systemctl isolate runlevel0
[14:17:04] <systemd> Lagg: I'm not sure what to make of that
[14:17:20] <Lagg> systemd: isolate runlevel0
[14:17:21] <systemd> Lagg: Nope
[14:17:26] <Lagg> :(
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[14:35:26] <Bytram> good morning all!
[14:35:30] <Bytram> coffee++
[14:35:30] <Bender> karma - coffee: 698
[14:35:38] <Bytram> janrinok: Hi!
[14:37:29] <janrinok> hi on this chan too
[14:38:05] <NCommander> Site is partially down
[14:38:08] * NCommander is bandaiding this
[14:38:43] <Bytram> NCommander++ THANKS!
[14:38:43] <Bender> karma - ncommander: 48
[14:39:46] <Bytram> from what I see, I can bring up the homepage, but can't seem to login successfully... it keeps putting up the login slashbox on the right-hand side
[14:39:48] <NCommander> paulej72, TheMightyBuzzard: I *intentionally* disabled guster on fluorine and just usng flat files, don't do a deploy with the system configured as it is
[14:39:55] <NCommander> Bytram, site is still in failsafe mode
[14:40:12] <NCommander> paulej72, (if you have to do one, boron first, then fluorine manually)
[14:40:20] <Bytram> NCommander: too early to grok. :/ what's that mean?
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[14:40:50] <NCommander> Bytram, wait a moment
[14:40:53] <NCommander> should be fully back to normal now
[14:41:07] <Bytram> yeah, take care of the site, first; chat later!
[14:41:16] * Bytram dons QA hat !!!
[14:41:19] <janrinok> hi all - no point in me telling you of the problems I see....
[14:41:36] <SoyCow3153> so then, I can assume y'all are aware the site is acting wonky?
[14:41:53] * Bytram hums "Nobody knows the troubles I've seen..."
[14:41:56] <janrinok> is it the same fault as that of 12-14 hours ago?
[14:42:05] <Bytram> okay, was able to login okay.
[14:42:17] <janrinok> me too - logged in successfully now
[14:42:28] <Bytram> NCommander++ YAY!
[14:42:28] <Bender> karma - ncommander: 49
[14:42:41] <Bytram> let's make that a round number...
[14:42:41] <Bytram> let's make that a round number...
[14:42:43] <SoyCow3153> NCommander++
[14:42:43] <Bender> karma - ncommander: 50
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[14:42:50] <Bytram> ta dah!
[14:42:50] <Bytram> !uid
[14:42:51] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 4668, owned by ItisBE
[14:42:59] <janrinok> NCommander++
[14:42:59] <Bender> karma - ncommander: 51
[14:43:07] <janrinok> I've always been a spoilsport....
[14:43:32] <Bytram> just six more and he'll look like Heinz with 57 varieties =)
[14:43:38] <janrinok> lol
[14:43:38] <ciri> lol damn!
[14:44:35] <NCommander> janrinok, indeed, I applied a more permament bandaid
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[14:44:57] <janrinok> lets hope that this one sticks
[14:46:59] <Bytram> there's a whole lotta flak about this story lamx posted: http://soylentnews.org
[14:47:00] <monopoly> ^ 04SN article 03 English Teacher Banned for Writing Fiction 04(31 comments):
[14:47:19] <janrinok> NCommander: when the dust settles, is it anything you can explain in terms that an editor would understand?
[14:48:20] <NCommander> janrinok, gluster broke badly. Removed gluster from the equation. Makes updating the site more painful
[14:49:10] <Bytram> NCommander: Ouch!!
[14:50:22] * janrinok smack gluster
[15:21:47] <pbnjoe> yeah I just saw that article. oof.
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[15:44:13] <Lagg> NCommander, janrinok|afk, whoever did the edit: I like the handling of the paragraph in question in that summary. It was better than what I would have done. Which is one of 3 reasons I have not expressed interest in being an editor.
[15:45:09] <Lagg> The other two being that I'm a biased asshole.
[15:45:23] <Bytram|afk> Lagg: thanks! It was a result of messing around on the dev site and discovering that editors DO NOT have the same HTML element restrictions that submitters and commenters have...
[15:45:51] <Lagg> Waht, I thought that was assumed
[15:46:21] <Lagg> I think that slash admins might actually have direct template syntax access. Don't quote me on that though.
[15:46:46] <Bytram|afk> we were, undertandably, under a bit of time pressure to get the 'correction' out. some discussion ensued in the Editorial channel to try and get the proper wording for the editor's note.
[15:46:47] <Lagg> Actually yeah I might be thinking of something else.
[15:46:53] <Bytram|afk> community++
[15:46:53] <Bender> karma - community: 1
[15:47:41] <Lagg> http://soylentnews.org read this though, I hope this doesn't mean that editors will start thinking that all submitter opinion should be stripped
[15:47:41] <monopoly> ^ 04SN comment by Lagg (105)
[15:48:29] <Lagg> I for one really like it. Most of the time. Even when it's something contrary to my own thinking. Which was the case this time of course but it was offensive in an entirely different way than just simple disagreement.
[15:48:56] <Bytram|afk> nod nod
[15:48:56] <Lagg> Is indeed a hard thing to balance though. Don't envy editors.
[15:49:16] <Bytram|afk> yep... my skin has thickened over the past few months
[15:50:07] <Bytram|afk> on the other hand, we have submitters who are, umm, vocal, about any changes made to their submission...
[15:50:29] <Bytram|afk> finding the right balance is, indeed, a challenge. :/
[15:50:34] <Lagg> I really wish that there wasn't so much political blinding when it comes to guns right now though. I should make a video when I decide to buy one again that shows off the neat internals of them. They're really great feats of engineering. Especially any given glock pistol.
[15:50:55] <Lagg> Well perhaps when you have to do a lot of changes to their opinion blocks make a note about it
[15:52:02] <Lagg> I think that's what people get irritated about rather than the fact that it was changed. So long as you note that it *was* I think it'll be fine.
[15:53:08] <Bytram|afk> communication is the key. I'm coming of a view that the submission page should have a statement to the effect that stories can, and will, be edited to conform to site standards...
[15:53:41] <Lagg> http://www.qhud.net here is a good example of the engineering. I think that for a lot of people this hysteria is causing them to see it as a black box that just magically kills people.
[15:53:49] <Bytram|afk> there is also an issue, IMHO, that the byline says something to the effect of: Foo writes: and then there's a bunch of text...
[15:54:12] <Bytram|afk> if we edit it, then it is not entirely true that this is what they wrote; nned something more along the lines of
[15:54:14] <Lagg> That would probably be appropriate but please don't fall into the trap of people yelling "MAKE A GUIDELINE"
[15:54:23] <Bytram|afk> SO and so writes with news about...
[15:54:40] <Bytram|afk> oh, we have those already for the editors!
[15:54:48] <Lagg> It's a common tactic that people use when they have no good argument, they'll basically tell you that if there was just a guideline then it wouldn't have happened. Then they'll tell you the guideline wasn't specific enough ad infinitum
[15:55:08] <Lagg> Guidelines can't be made for everything, sometimes common sense has to take over.
[15:55:23] <Bytram|afk> but, I know that when my first story was edited... it *felt* like someone put words in my mouth. :(
[15:55:39] <Bytram|afk> nod nod
[15:55:41] <Bytram|afk> common sense doesn't seem that common, at times.
[15:55:46] <Lagg> Yeah that happened with mine too once but I was amused by it
[15:56:00] <Bytram|afk> hence my thinking about rephrasing the intro/byline
[15:56:24] <Lagg> I'll never forget when the editor changed my note of "as reddit users are wont to do" into "as reddit users do" implying that all of them were like that. Not a very good edit but I laughed my ass off
[15:57:30] <Bytram|afk> so for want of a wont it won't be what once was?
[15:57:40] <Bytram|afk> so for want of a wont it won't be what once was wanted?
[15:57:41] <Bytram|afk> lol
[15:57:42] <Lagg> Bytram|afk: Maybe it'd be appropriate to put that note next to the submission button
[15:57:58] <Lagg> Above "preview story" and bolded
[15:58:03] <Bytram|afk> zactly
[15:58:25] <Bytram|afk> we're still learning as we go along... the community has guided us well, so far.
[15:58:45] <Lagg> As far as the summaries themselves go one can generally assume that editors will edit it. So would be redundant to put it in the summary itself.
[15:59:22] <Lagg> I'm giving advice from actual situations I've been in that are familiar, in collaborative sites like this people get stupid sometimes about what is expected of staff
[15:59:23] <Bytram|afk> Lagg: oh, I was not thinking of putting it in the story; it would soon be re-re-redundant after the umpteenth time.
[15:59:35] <Bytram|afk> yuppers
[15:59:48] <Lagg> For example I've been a staff member of about 3 wikis with two of them ongoing in the past few years, the whole guideline thing is *really* bad there.
[16:00:30] * Bytram|afk appreciates your sharing your *experience* -- far more valuable than *opinion*, (though both have merit)
[16:02:11] <Lagg> Heh, I just noticed I got back up to 50 from that downmod spree someone pulled on me. Probably people in this channel trying to undo it. Appreciate that.
[16:03:06] <Bytram|afk> Lagg: yeah... I asked around and got some help with that... eds DO NOT have unlimited mod points, like at the other site...
[16:03:15] <Bytram|afk> had to find out who had some, and go from there...
[16:03:31] <Bytram|afk> but, the really neat thing is, some of the community had already reversed some of the mods!
[16:03:35] <Bytram|afk> Yay community!
[16:05:30] <Bytram|afk> ok, gtg...
[16:05:34] <Bytram|afk> thanks for the chat!
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[17:55:54] <HwS> quick question.
[17:56:28] <HwS> Is it just me or is SN showing only stories from earlier today if you're not logged in?
[17:56:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> dunno, lemme look
[17:57:11] <HwS> I'm getting the HTC story as the latest, and the 'Teacher/writer" story - without the lined-out edit - as the second story
[17:57:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh, yeah it is a couple stories behind
[17:57:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> has to be a varnish issue i'd think but not something i can fix.
[17:57:55] <HwS> So i'm not having another stroke?
[17:58:06] <HwS> WooHoo!
[17:58:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> well that remains to be seen but the site is wonky =P
[17:58:15] <HwS> D'oh!
[17:58:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> rss is behind too
[17:59:34] <HwS> the newer content is available. If I look at my posts and click on one I see the story it belongs to.
[17:59:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[18:00:07] <HwS> and the submission queue is up to date (whatever that means)
[18:00:36] <HwS> and blue Sour Patch kids still taste nasty
[18:00:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> also true
[18:00:58] <HwS> so it must be what happens when you mix Varnish with Hydrogen ;-)
[18:00:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> NCommander, paulej72, ping
[18:01:26] <HwS> Isn't there some sort of SN bat signal?
[18:02:04] <HwS> it wouldn't take much to code a page where other SN staff could post a small message and the server would send it to the techn-staff
[18:02:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> not at the moment. some people have their numbers, i just don't happen to be one of them.
[18:03:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> wouldn't help right now. paulej72 is likely somewhere with a van full of stuff and NCommander is asleep again.
[18:04:04] <HwS> wow, those two sure are predictable
[18:04:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> this weekend, for sure.
[18:05:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> good news is pj should have his internet on by now at his new place, so if his computer's set up he'll be handy when he gets to unloading stuff.
[18:05:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> really we just need about two more superuser types.
[18:06:38] <HwS> I'm sure you'd find 'em if you ran an add on Craig's List. You can find anything on there
[18:10:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'll probably get roped into being one of them honestly. and i've no desire to share in the pressure.
[18:10:43] <HwS> I hear you.
[18:11:12] <HwS> I'm already working 80 - 100 hours per week. As much as I'd like to help I would just end up being too busy when they needed me
[18:11:57] <HwS> about 20 - 30 of those hours are dealing with servers on Linode, so i'm still in their neighborhood.
[18:14:15] <HwS> Well, SN seems to have caught up with itself
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[18:14:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> good good. no reason to wake the dead then.
[18:15:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh hey, there's a sale on in the SN store right now. just noticed zazzle is having a labor day sale.
[18:16:33] <HwS> I see they are offering 15% off if you give them your email address
[18:17:27] <HwS> I'd rather donate $20 than buy a $20 coffee mug
[18:18:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... now there's an idea...
[18:18:21] <HwS> I realize the accounting police won't let them take donations, though it would be nice to have "super subscriptions"
[18:18:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> we could have a bury NCommander in coffee mugs drive. buy one but have it shipped to him if you don't want it.
[18:18:42] <HwS> I already bought my sub and I helped Snow get his
[18:19:00] <HwS> Would someone throw them at him?
[18:19:06] <HwS> Would they be full of coffee?
[18:19:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> probably not. his sense of humor isn't THAT good
[18:19:30] <HwS> Would a caffeine addicted dog get to clean him up afterwards?
[18:19:40] <HwS> Hmmm ... too bad.
[18:20:17] <HwS> What about "sponsoring" cups, shirts, et al, for a give away?
[18:20:51] <HwS> SN gets their % of the sale and someone gets the souvenir
[18:21:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> going to get bitcoin subs happening next week though and there's essentially not a damned thing we can do to return the money if you overpay on purpose.
[18:21:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... could work
[18:22:09] <HwS> I'm not a bitcoin user. I didn't pay enough attention to the PayPal thing to notice if I could raise the amount
[18:22:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> really wish it were easier to take donations. would be simplicity itself if we were an offshore corp.
[18:22:34] <HwS> Maybe they are "donated" to non-SN visitors.
[18:23:17] <HwS> Yeah, off shore would help with that, but meeting the residency requirements in the other country may be tough
[18:23:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, could donate a bunch of user purchased shirts to the homeless or what have you.
[18:23:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> not ireland. they lurve having corps move there.
[18:23:43] <HwS> I was thinking politicians who were voted out of office this November but your idea works too
[18:24:01] <HwS> You don't need an Irishman to be part of the "board"?
[18:24:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, we could prolly find one
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[18:24:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> but i don't think so. i know most us tech companies have headquarters po boxes in ireland.
[18:25:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> very low corporate tax rate
[18:25:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> US has the highest on the planet
[18:25:45] <HwS> yes they do.
[18:25:54] <HwS> I mean, yes WE do
[18:26:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> not going to get ranty on that right now though
[18:26:31] <HwS> I think those tech companies buy/lease/rent locals so they qualify
[18:26:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> could be
[18:26:57] <HwS> the shirts, bags and hat are good "donate to those in need" items
[18:27:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'll bring it up at the 9/3 meeting
[18:28:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> let someone in a big city take the donated swag down to the local shelter or goodwill each week or some such.
[18:29:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> be a really weird form of advertising too
[18:29:19] <HwS> yes
[18:29:38] <HwS> But, Soylent news IS people
[18:29:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth
[18:31:04] <HwS> You guys would set up a 'virtual shirt', etc and we would buy them
[18:31:34] <HwS> then you guys would place the actual order as a single order to save on shipping
[18:32:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh, not a bad idea
[18:32:44] <HwS> Then you could make sure you had enough of a donation to make it "news worthy" (sorry, couldn't resist)
[18:33:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> we should see if we can line up any candidate interviews too being as the mid-term elections are coming up soon.
[18:34:52] <HwS> Ahhh, thanks for giving us an interview. here's your hat and your bag. If you use Linux you also get a free coffee cup but you must supply your own coffee
[18:35:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, they wouldn't wear it anyway. zazzle doesn't sell expensive suits
[18:36:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> few interviews could get US linked to for a change instead of vice versa though.
[18:36:39] <HwS> That's why you interview local, lower office candidates who would benefit from meeting the interviewer at the local goodwill donation center
[18:36:52] <HwS> Yes. Incoming links are goooood
[18:37:35] <HwS> Or we can just crash a House or Senate candidate's event
[18:37:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> i really want a tim moen interview. i don't care if he's canadian. he has the best quote of any politician i've heard this year.
[18:38:03] <HwS> "here's a bag full of money for you ..." of course it would be a SN bag with no money in it ;-)
[18:38:17] <HwS> I haven't heard of him.
[18:38:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> "i want gay married couples to be able to protect their pot farms with their guns"
[18:39:23] <HwS> I like it
[18:40:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, makes me wish he would move down here or at least train up some of our pols in how not to be douchebags.
[18:41:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i'm going to grab a nap. got pretty hot out there fishing and it's all but sapped my will to move.
[18:41:37] <HwS> have a good one
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[18:56:14] <Ethanol-fueled> you guys suck.
[18:56:31] <Ethanol-fueled> you'll kick me even though I'm not being obnoxious.
[18:56:38] <Ethanol-fueled> I cried myself to sleep last night
[18:56:55] <chromas> We feed on your tears
[18:57:08] <chromas> Ethanol tears
[18:57:20] <Ethanol-fueled> I jacked off while crying, too.
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[19:10:12] <crutchy> ethanol-fueled++ nobody says it quite like him
[19:10:27] <crutchy> crap
[19:10:36] <crutchy> [ethanol-fueled++] nobody says it quite like him
[19:10:47] <crutchy> [ethanol-fueled]++ nobody says it quite like him
[19:10:47] <Bender> karma - [ethanol-fueled]: 1
[19:10:52] <Azrael> nobody says crap quite like him?
[19:11:17] <crutchy> you could call it that yeah :p
[19:34:58] <NCommander> Son of a bitch
[19:35:04] <NCommander> the site is caching and I don't know why -_-;
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[20:35:29] <SirFinkus> windows--
[20:35:29] <Bender> karma - windows: -9
[20:35:33] <SirFinkus> again
[20:36:11] <SirFinkus> get a tech support call
[20:36:17] <SirFinkus> windows update fucked itself
[20:37:05] <SirFinkus> get there, discover microsoft broke windows update in an update, and I need to manually update windows update
[20:37:52] <SirFinkus> so I download their critical update notification tool or whatever they call their "we fucked up bad this time patch" in ms speak
[20:38:41] <SirFinkus> naturally, it opens a huge fucking window with a green progress bar and an enlightening "updating" label
[20:39:03] <SirFinkus> 45 fucking minutes later, it says Update failed
[20:39:14] <SirFinkus> oh, the patch was like 150MB
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[20:42:30] <HwS> Just an FYI - SN has varnish issues again
[20:44:15] <HwS> Am I alone in here?
[20:44:33] <SirFinkus> pretty sure NCommander is aware of the issue
[20:44:41] <HwS> Oh, OK
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[20:44:49] <SirFinkus> he was muttering obscenities about caching earlier
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[21:05:31] <NCommander> I'm not home
[21:05:44] <NCommander> can't do anything
[21:07:26] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[21:07:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> good nap
[21:09:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> i could look at it but that's about it
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[21:59:01] <Ethanol-fueled> Bahahahaha, that flamewar about guns and the AMerican disease is hilarious!
[21:59:10] <Ethanol-fueled> I LOL'd
[21:59:29] <Ethanol-fueled> was like, "Is this nigga serious?!"
[21:59:31] <Lagg> 'murika
[21:59:47] <Ethanol-fueled> Just the fact that it was posted to the front page as a story
[22:00:06] <Ethanol-fueled> Had a hearty laugh just reading the summary, and was not disappointed reading the comments
[22:00:18] <Ethanol-fueled> "Hey hippie, shut the fuck up with your pacification bullshit!"
[22:00:33] <Lagg> Same
[22:00:51] <Ethanol-fueled> This site is hilarious only when it tries not to be.
[22:02:19] <Lagg> I found it depressing myself in a way, it always kills me a bit inside when people get so blinded by this political bullshit that they start thinking of guns as black boxes with demons in them that magically kill people
[22:02:41] <Lagg> Not even angry, just disappointed.
[22:03:51] <Lagg> Also depressing that it's now at 74 comments. Meanwhile the 5 interesting stories are hovering at 4 after it
[22:04:09] <Lagg> At least that indicates that there are a hell of a lot more people active than it initially appears.
[22:04:54] <Lagg> But yeah, ever since that happened it's been a brain worm for me.
[22:05:09] <Lagg> The readership of sites like this have even less of an excuse than the next standard person to act like this.
[22:05:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> they're people, that's plenty excuse to be a flaming moron
[22:06:05] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, s/ing/ed/
[22:06:06] <exec> <crutchy> <TheMightyBuzzard> they're people, that's plenty excuse to be a flamed moron
[22:06:10] <Lagg> Nope, almost everyone here is of the scientific mindset
[22:06:10] <crutchy> :p
[22:06:15] <Lagg> Have -6 excuses
[22:06:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, crutchy
[22:06:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~time crutchy
[22:06:38] <exec> Sunday, 31 August 2014 @ 8:06 am GMT+10 - Traralgon VIC, Australia
[22:06:40] <crutchy> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[22:06:41] <exec> * crutchy cracks open a blagoblag of milo for TheMightyBuzzard
[22:06:51] <crutchy> ~gday Lagg
[22:06:51] <exec> * crutchy flings a tinfoil hat of boogers at Lagg
[22:06:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> milo again?
[22:07:13] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahahaha
[22:07:26] <crutchy> it has a thing about milo doesnt it
[22:07:27] <Ethanol-fueled> Ho ho ho ho, I'm re-reading it and it gets funnier every time, hee hee!
[22:07:42] <Ethanol-fueled> I can't wait until I get high later and come back and read it again!
[22:08:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should probably go over there with my mod points
[22:08:54] <crutchy> try posting a cock pic link eth. that'll be like throwing a fox in a henhouse (or whatever the saying is). disclaimer: please don't post cock pics on SN
[22:09:05] <Ethanol-fueled> Mod the "hey hippie" guy up, he's at zero right now for flamebait.
[22:09:26] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, I plan to post a link to a homemade porn flick of me and a big girl later.
[22:09:35] <crutchy> lol
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[22:09:38] <Ethanol-fueled> She told me she would be down, but she's REALLY BIG.
[22:09:49] <Ethanol-fueled> I call her only when none of the other ladies are available.
[22:09:59] <crutchy> more to grab onto eh?
[22:10:12] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy: It's like lying on a waterbed.
[22:10:19] <Ethanol-fueled> same sounds and everything.
[22:10:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> fat chicks give the best head though
[22:10:25] <crutchy> you lucky bastard
[22:10:31] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, you are correct.
[22:11:00] <crutchy> she should be top of the list
[22:11:12] <Ethanol-fueled> I like big girls. I would totally marry one.
[22:11:27] <crutchy> i did :D
[22:11:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Even though I'm kinda fit and getting fitter (as you all probably saw when i posted the link to me nude last night.)
[22:11:50] <crutchy> shes not huge, but comfy :)
[22:11:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[22:11:55] <monopoly> ^ 03Queen - Fat Bottomed Girls (Official Video) - YouTube
[22:12:10] <Ethanol-fueled> http://postimg.org <-- WARNING. contains a picture of Ethanol-fueled nude.
[22:12:10] <monopoly> ^ 03View image: 20140621 064429
[22:12:32] <crutchy> thankd for the warning eth
[22:12:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> no thanks man. i don't wanna see your junk
[22:12:41] * Azrael decides /ignore is the politest option
[22:12:45] * crutchy leaves link alone
[22:14:04] <chromas> Classic selfie with a dirty mirror
[22:14:17] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his head
[22:14:27] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, comment feed is working ok. tried using sylnt.us shortener but it was hit n miss with my hackery so i bailed on it for now
[22:14:41] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, but fortunately the scale on the mirror obscures my face, making it good for online bombing.
[22:14:53] <chromas> crutchy: you could run your own
[22:15:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> probably just as well. it'd be pretty spikey traffic for that little thing.
[22:15:20] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy / Buzzard, are you guys doing an RSS feed thingie?
[22:15:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, crutchy has something that scrapes all the comments.
[22:15:42] <crutchy> ooh i could too. wouldn't be quite as short, but irciv.us.to/someurl would be reasonable
[22:16:20] <chromas> irciv++
[22:16:20] <Bender> karma - irciv: 1
[22:16:49] <Ethanol-fueled> gonna idle here while I go wash the car and gather booze. I'll be on later, and will probably get kicked again.
[22:16:58] <Ethanol-fueled> Have fun everybody!
[22:17:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> technically we COULD do a comments rss feed but i'm busy figuring out how to set up a test account with coinbase without having a bank account for money to be sent to.
[22:18:11] <chromas> Need a test bank account
[22:18:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> at a test bank
[22:18:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause real ones always screw me and end up costing me money i can't afford.
[22:19:22] <crutchy> chromas, just nabbed sylnt.us.to
[22:19:24] * TheMightyBuzzard hasn't had a bank account in over 20 years
[22:19:33] <crutchy> almost same as sn shortener :D
[22:19:57] <crutchy> (not bad for a freebie)
[22:21:21] * crutchy sets to work on a vhost for sylnt.us.to
[22:31:15] * TheMightyBuzzard grumbles
[22:31:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> wait, why am i working on a weekend?
[22:33:17] <crutchy> computers are fun
[22:33:29] <crutchy> s/computers/programming/
[22:33:30] <exec> <crutchy> programming are fun
[22:33:42] <crutchy> all your programming are belong to us
[22:34:06] * crutchy goes back to apache cong
[22:34:09] <crutchy> *conf
[22:34:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i'll play with setting up an arch vm in preparation for making a new dev vm
[22:37:37] <crutchy> need an amiga os one next
[22:38:13] <crutchy> workbench was awesome
[22:38:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> you are a silly, silly monkey
[22:39:00] <chromas> archlinux++
[22:39:00] <Bender> karma - archlinux: 41
[22:39:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> archlinux++
[22:39:28] <Bender> karma - archlinux: 42
[22:39:34] <chromas> ^ The answer
[22:39:40] <Lagg> systemctl awesome arch
[22:39:41] <systemd> Lagg: I don't think so, Tim
[22:39:51] <crutchy> really need a shortener for the comment feed. the long urls are really spammy
[22:39:57] <Lagg> systemd: You're a worthless bot, you don't even pretend to grok systemctl subcommands
[22:39:58] <systemd> Lagg: yeah, right
[22:40:05] * crutchy is thinking about dropping the parent comment url off
[22:40:44] <Lagg> paulej72, NCommander: Should probably do something about what are basically spam bots. Don't think it violates freenode's tos but they're definitely not entertaining or useful.
[22:40:56] <Lagg> owait, this isn't freenode. Still though
[22:41:05] <Lagg> (am running 3 networks, excuse confusion)
[22:41:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> which spam bots?
[22:41:17] <Lagg> systemd and ciri
[22:41:18] <systemd> Lagg: I'm not sure what to make of that
[22:41:24] <Lagg> Case in point
[22:41:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> ciri needs to die in a fire, systemd has a purpose
[22:41:34] <Lagg> What is the purpose
[22:41:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> damned if i remember
[22:41:52] <Lagg> It should at the very least grok subcommands and shut the fuck up otherwise
[22:41:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> too many to keep track of
[22:42:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> systemctl start dancing
[22:42:08] <systemd> TheMightyBuzzard: yeah, right
[22:42:34] <Lagg> It basically just searches strings for systemd or systemctl and says something stupid, that's it.
[22:42:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> does other stuff, i just don't remember what
[22:42:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, systemd your bot?
[22:43:14] <Lagg> You don't remember because it doesn't :/
[22:43:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, because there's like 30 bots in this channel and people keep changing up what they do
[22:44:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> like one week exec is our sed bot, next it's sexbot, next it's sedbot, then exec again
[22:44:05] <Lagg> I doubt there are more bots than people, but I don't doubt that most are useless
[22:44:16] <Lagg> exec is definitely useful
[22:44:35] <Lagg> Really there's no issue with bots in general as long as they don't speak unless spoken to
[22:44:37] <chromas> It's a supybot. It does a lot but I haven't figured it out yet
[22:44:52] <chromas> systemctl part
[22:44:52] -!- systemd [systemd!~supybot@34-600-112-610.dhcp.wlwl.wa.charter.com] has parted #Soylent
[22:45:03] <Lagg> That's not even a systemctl subcommand
[22:45:13] <chromas> It is now
[22:45:21] <Lagg> Might as well call it cheese then
[22:45:34] <Lagg> and start commands with milkme, because that's all it does
[22:45:42] <Lagg> Worthless bots are annoying
[22:46:05] <Lagg> No I take that back, worthless bots are fine. But the spam bots aren't.
[22:47:50] <Lagg> and yes I know I can just ignore them but I like bots and I know you guys like bots. But come on nao we all know how to write code, make them awesome
[22:48:31] <crutchy> sylnt.us.to is up
[22:48:57] <crutchy> doesn't do anything yet, but i've set it up so i can work on it on my lappy and rsync
[22:49:41] <crutchy> mine only spams one channel atm
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[22:51:41] <chromas> It actually has the same functionally as all the other bots but I'm too lazy to learn it
[22:52:06] <Lagg> Then why put it in the channel if you haven't written anything for it
[22:52:17] <Lagg> and why supybot over eggdrop
[22:52:18] <crutchy> cos it has an awesome name :D
[22:52:36] <Lagg> You can change exec's name to systemd then if that's what you want :/
[22:52:54] <crutchy> Lagg, he just hasn't got around to setting up the most awesomess bot ever :P
[22:53:14] <Lagg> and this good sir is what test channels are for
[22:53:16] <crutchy> nah. if i change nicks it will fall over
[22:53:32] <crutchy> we use # for testing
[22:53:33] <Lagg> Or TheMightyBuzzard will
[22:53:46] <crutchy> or #test
[22:54:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> hmm?
[22:54:26] <crutchy> exec is always being tested for new shit
[22:54:32] <crutchy> and it always breaks
[22:55:02] <Lagg> Aren't you using ircii's fifos for it
[22:55:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'll what now?
[22:55:12] <crutchy> nah
[22:55:24] <crutchy> you'll eat an orange?
[22:55:32] <Lagg> TheMightyBuzzard: You'll fall over because he changed the name for the 4th time
[22:55:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, don't have any. peach maybe.
[22:55:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes. dire consequences shall ensue.
[22:55:48] <crutchy> Lagg, systemd isn't my bot btw
[22:56:01] <Lagg> I know
[22:56:24] <crutchy> ah. sorry
[22:56:48] <Lagg> chromas explicitly telling it to part pretty much cleared up any ambiguity I think
[22:57:03] <crutchy> hmm missed that one
[22:57:34] <chromas> Muh plot was foiled by me
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[22:58:45] <crutchy> exec uses a socket
[22:59:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> so do my lightbulbs
[22:59:46] <crutchy> sockets are awesome useful
[22:59:57] <crutchy> i'm sure ethanol-fueled would agree
[23:12:23] * crutchy is rolling a little shortener script
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[23:30:32] <Ethanol-fueled> Back.
[23:30:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Car nice and shiny, as if you all give a shit.
[23:31:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> i did earlier
[23:36:03] <NCommander> Is the site still broken?
[23:36:09] * NCommander is home now
[23:36:41] -!- FunPika [FunPika!~FunPika@Soylent/Staff/Wiki/FunPika] has joined #Soylent
[23:36:41] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v FunPika] by juggler
[23:38:53] <NCommander> crap I know what happened
[23:40:09] <NCommander> Site is fixed
[23:40:10] <NCommander> Ugh
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[23:46:14] <Ethanol-fueled> what happened NCommander?
[23:46:42] <Ethanol-fueled> (Murphy's law -- right after subscriptions went live, too...haha!)
[23:46:42] <ciri> The integral of the gravitational potential taken around any loop trail you chose to hike always comes out positive.
[23:46:56] <NCommander> Ethanol-fueled, the previously applied bandaid to fix the site this morning was installed upside down
[23:47:01] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHA
[23:47:10] <NCommander> I didn't quite take in account the full ramifications of cutting gluster out of the loop
[23:48:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Haha, whoops!
[23:49:10] <Ethanol-fueled> Gonna bail for a bit. When I return, it will probably be with alcohol.
[23:49:15] <Ethanol-fueled> PEACE!
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[23:49:20] * TheMightyBuzzard warms up .kick
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