#Soylent | Logs for 2014-08-25

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[00:00:05] <mrcoolbp> matt_ I think NCommander passed out a few hours ago and hasn't yet awakened
[00:00:12] * mrcoolbp tried calling 3 times
[00:00:38] <arti> oh, i thought it was just a coincidence that someone had the wrong number several times in a row
[00:01:10] <mrcoolbp> arti, nah, I have your number saved as LA-A-Hole = )
[00:01:19] * mrcoolbp notes that's not actually true
[00:01:29] <matt_> mrcoolbp, ah. do you want to give him a few and/or reschedule?
[00:01:36] <juggs> do we not have an electric shock collar fitted to NC yet?
[00:01:39] * arti has yours under rekt pale face
[00:01:46] <mrcoolbp> juggs: working on that
[00:01:48] <mrcoolbp> arti: fair
[00:01:53] <arti> :P
[00:01:57] <mrcoolbp> matt_: up to you, I'll be on for a while
[00:02:10] <mrcoolbp> arti: no pun indended = )
[00:02:50] <arti> which reminds me, as an aside http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net
[00:02:51] <monopoly> ^ 03Nobody cares if your puns were intended.
[00:02:59] <mrcoolbp> matt_: actually, I have to be in bed in a few hours, maybe we should call it
[00:03:11] <chromas> Maddox++
[00:03:11] <Bender> karma - maddox: 1
[00:03:27] <mrcoolbp> matt_: judging by the last few, this probably won't be a five minute meeting = )
[00:03:44] <matt_> mrcoolbp, k. i'm still in lab, so i will have to walk home at some point. how is your availability over the next few days?
[00:04:20] <arti> what kind of lab? do you guys 'cook' down there?
[00:04:33] <arti> or is this one of those gross photos with text on it
[00:04:35] <mrcoolbp> matt_: I'm free on Tuesday/Wednesday same time
[00:04:47] <matt_> arti, bio not chem :)
[00:04:58] <arti> oh i see, carry on then
[00:05:19] <mrcoolbp> arti: I use "no pun intended" AFTER I realize it works as one as I'm rather slow I guess = )
[00:05:42] <matt_> mrcoolbp, either will work for me. could we do 7pm instead of 8pm?
[00:06:20] <arti> maddox translation
[00:06:32] <arti> Dear Reader,
[00:06:32] <arti> Please direct your attention towards my pun. Admittedly I do think it's clever, but I think that you think so highly of me, that I want you to know that I would never resort to using such a commonplace literary device in my prose. Therefore, I would like to formally renounce my attempt at humor and assure you that I am above making puns as a writer, as a pupil of language, and as citizen of
[00:06:33] <arti> Earth.
[00:06:33] <arti> Sincerest apologies,
[00:06:38] <mrcoolbp> matt_: yes, I meant 7pm, sorry, tonight was 8pm as I just got home from work now. Let's shoot for Tuesday at 7pm - er uh -
[00:06:40] * mrcoolbp does math
[00:06:51] <mrcoolbp> 11pm UTC?
[00:07:03] <arti> you down with UTC, yeah you know me~
[00:07:06] <juggs> 2300 UTC (1900 EDT)
[00:07:43] <mrcoolbp> arti: that's not applicable, I'm saying I use it after I realize that it also works as a pun
[00:07:58] <matt_> mrcoolbp, nice. i'll adjust the date and time on the wiki.
[00:08:16] <mrcoolbp> matt_ thanks, juggs can you fix the topics back?
[00:08:25] <juggs> will do
[00:08:28] <mrcoolbp> thx
[00:08:38] <arti> hey did you bring any treats home to your wife?
[00:08:46] <mrcoolbp> you could just change the #staff one to say "2300 UTC Tues"
[00:08:48] <mrcoolbp> juggs ^
[00:09:05] <juggs> .topic https://SoylentNews.org | IRC Logs: logs.sylnt.us/ | Wiki: sylnt.us/wiki | Code: sylnt.us/code | Got bugs? sylnt.us/bugs | Get Involved: sylnt.us/getinvolved | Who's Who: sylnt.us/whoswho | Submit Stories: sylnt.us/submit | Latest code and testing on Dev Server: sylnt.us/dev | Next SoylentNews PBC Board of Directors meeting - Tuesday, August 26th 2300 UTC (1900 EDT) in #staff - all are cordially invited!
[00:09:05] juggler changed topic of #Soylent to: https://SoylentNews.org | IRC Logs: logs.sylnt.us/ | Wiki: sylnt.us/wiki | Code: sylnt.us/code | Got bugs? sylnt.us/bugs | Get Involved: sylnt.us/getinvolved | Who's Who: sylnt.us/whoswho | Submit Stories: sylnt.us/submit | Latest code and testing on Dev Server: sylnt.us/dev | Next SoylentNews PBC Board of Directors meeting - Tuesday, August 26th 2300 UTC (1900 EDT) in #staff - all are c
[00:09:12] <mrcoolbp> arti: nah my suitcase was full to the brim, I think I ripped it actually
[00:09:15] <juggs> woah that's a bit wall of texty :D
[00:09:30] <mrcoolbp> juggs: it ripped off the last part
[00:09:39] <mrcoolbp> could just leave off "all are"
[00:09:49] <mrcoolbp> "all are..."
[00:09:53] <arti> doomed
[00:09:57] <mrcoolbp> NO!!!!
[00:10:17] <juggs> .topic https://SoylentNews.org | IRC Logs: logs.sylnt.us/ | Wiki: sylnt.us/wiki | Code: sylnt.us/code | Got bugs? sylnt.us/bugs | Get Involved: sylnt.us/getinvolved | Who's Who: sylnt.us/whoswho | Submit Stories: sylnt.us/submit | Latest code and testing on Dev Server: sylnt.us/dev | SN PBC Board meeting - Tues Aug 26th 2300 UTC (1900 EDT) in #staff - all are cordially invited!
[00:10:17] juggler changed topic of #Soylent to: https://SoylentNews.org | IRC Logs: logs.sylnt.us/ | Wiki: sylnt.us/wiki | Code: sylnt.us/code | Got bugs? sylnt.us/bugs | Get Involved: sylnt.us/getinvolved | Who's Who: sylnt.us/whoswho | Submit Stories: sylnt.us/submit | Latest code and testing on Dev Server: sylnt.us/dev | SN PBC Board meeting - Tues Aug 26th 2300 UTC (1900 EDT) in #staff - all are cordially invited!
[00:10:39] <matt_> ~staff meeting
[00:10:42] <exec> 08Time: Tuesday, August 26, 23:00 UTC (7:00pm EDT) Place: irc.sylnt.us:6667/6697#staff (Webchat) Chair: To Be Determined
[00:10:48] <matt_> =)
[00:11:10] <mrcoolbp> matt_ I thought this was a board/staff/gnome/dwarf combo meeting = )
[00:11:46] <juggs> oh the humanity!
[00:11:50] * mrcoolbp is making very little sense and considers keeping silent
[00:11:51] <matt_> mrcoolbp, yep. i think that is crutchy's generic command for the next meeting of any kind.
[00:12:29] <juggs> ahh
[00:12:35] <mrcoolbp> matt_: that's neat, did it pull it from the wiki?
[00:12:54] <juggs> .topic https://SoylentNews.org | IRC Logs: logs.sylnt.us/ | Wiki: sylnt.us/wiki | Code: sylnt.us/code | Got bugs? sylnt.us/bugs | Get Involved: sylnt.us/getinvolved | Who's Who: sylnt.us/whoswho | Submit Stories: sylnt.us/submit | Latest code and testing on Dev Server: sylnt.us/dev | SN PBC Board / Staff / Lentil meeting - Tues Aug 26th 2300 UTC (1900 EDT) in #staff - all are cordially invited!
[00:12:54] juggler changed topic of #Soylent to: https://SoylentNews.org | IRC Logs: logs.sylnt.us/ | Wiki: sylnt.us/wiki | Code: sylnt.us/code | Got bugs? sylnt.us/bugs | Get Involved: sylnt.us/getinvolved | Who's Who: sylnt.us/whoswho | Submit Stories: sylnt.us/submit | Latest code and testing on Dev Server: sylnt.us/dev | SN PBC Board / Staff / Lentil meeting - Tues Aug 26th 2300 UTC (1900 EDT) in #staff - all are cordially invited!
[00:13:00] <matt_> yep. i think he set it to pull from the site news slashbox, or if that is unavailable, from the wiki.
[00:13:17] <mrcoolbp> "he's crafty"
[00:13:45] <juggs> hmm... lentil probably won't go down well
[00:13:58] <juggs> .topic https://SoylentNews.org | IRC Logs: logs.sylnt.us/ | Wiki: sylnt.us/wiki | Code: sylnt.us/code | Got bugs? sylnt.us/bugs | Get Involved: sylnt.us/getinvolved | Who's Who: sylnt.us/whoswho | Submit Stories: sylnt.us/submit | Latest code and testing on Dev Server: sylnt.us/dev | SN PBC Board / Staff / General meeting - Tues Aug 26th 2300 UTC (1900 EDT) in #staff - all are cordially invited!
[00:13:58] juggler changed topic of #Soylent to: https://SoylentNews.org | IRC Logs: logs.sylnt.us/ | Wiki: sylnt.us/wiki | Code: sylnt.us/code | Got bugs? sylnt.us/bugs | Get Involved: sylnt.us/getinvolved | Who's Who: sylnt.us/whoswho | Submit Stories: sylnt.us/submit | Latest code and testing on Dev Server: sylnt.us/dev | SN PBC Board / Staff / General meeting - Tues Aug 26th 2300 UTC (1900 EDT) in #staff - all are cordially invited
[00:14:19] * mrcoolbp kickbans juggs for topic spam
[00:14:40] <juggs> :P has to be right :D
[00:14:49] <mrcoolbp> yeah, I'm anal about stuff like that too
[00:15:13] <juggs> FunP beat me too it in #staff
[00:15:35] <FunPika> and in #chillax ;)
[00:15:39] <mrcoolbp> heh
[00:15:59] <juggs> I'm just a slow old fart :D
[00:16:31] <FunPika> Also ignore that channel I just mentioned...
[00:16:38] * FunPika pulls out MIB style flasher
[00:16:43] * mrcoolbp kickbans FunPika (reason: rule#1)
[00:16:55] <mrcoolbp> too slow FunPika = )
[00:18:43] <chromas> Not the first time it came out
[00:19:01] <mrcoolbp> ^non-staff memeber saying that LOL
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[00:22:10] <SoyCow0176> mrcoolbp sux0rs!
[00:22:18] <mrcoolbp> Nuh-uh!
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[00:23:01] <mrcoolbp> I hate that guy...
[00:23:33] <SpallsHurgenson> no way, soycow0176 is the best!
[00:24:13] <mrcoolbp> whatever
[00:24:26] * mrcoolbp kicks SpallsHurgenson
[00:24:49] * mrcoolbp hands SpallsHurgenson some ointment for his wounds
[00:27:27] <matt_> mrcoolbp, he's in your house! =) <<[01:44:53] -!- drcoolbp [drcoolbp!~mrcoolbp@m-26-192-24-080.hsd7.ma.comcast.net] has joined #staff>>
[00:27:44] <mrcoolbp> omg!
[00:27:45] * mrcoolbp runs
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[00:28:38] <mrcoolbp> lol
[00:30:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Conspicuous Pollution: Rollin' Coal - http://sylnt.us - money-to-burn
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[00:39:28] <juggs> mrcoolbp, matt_ - probably worth sending out a mailing list notification of the rescheduled meeting,
[00:39:40] <mrcoolbp> = /
[00:40:12] <matt_> mrcoolbp, want me to or is it too spammy?
[00:40:29] <mrcoolbp> matt_ we should confirm with mr. NCommander before maybe?
[00:40:35] <matt_> good point :)
[00:40:59] <mrcoolbp> matt_ also, we really need to give proper notice for these things going forward
[00:41:04] * mrcoolbp says that every time though
[00:41:22] <matt_> mrcoolbp, this one did have an email sent to the staff email list a few days ago. did you get it?
[00:41:36] <mrcoolbp> yes, but I'd like to give a weeks notice
[00:41:51] <mrcoolbp> especially for an issue like this
[00:42:20] <matt_> that would be very nice. hopefully we'll get to the point where we can have it on a regular day/time every month.
[00:42:29] <mrcoolbp> yeah, that would be ideal
[00:44:52] <matt_> ok, i should get to walking. i'll see you later!
[00:45:07] <mrcoolbp> have a safe walk matt
[00:45:12] <mrcoolbp> later
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[00:56:07] <mrcoolbp> g'night #soylent
[00:56:27] <TheMightyLaptop> nite
[00:56:27] <ciri> everyone sheesshhh! the baby is going to sleep --> TheMightyLaptop
[00:56:30] <JamesNZ> \o
[00:56:55] * JamesNZ swaddles TheMightyLaptop and lays him down in his cot
[00:57:17] <TheMightyLaptop> not me. still caffeinating to stay up a bit longer
[01:01:23] <juggs> TheMightyLaptop, working on something of import sir?
[01:02:12] <TheMightyLaptop> not until tomorrow. weekends are sacrosanct. just don't want to be waking up at 3am.
[01:06:32] <juggs> sensible policy
[01:31:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Northern California in State of Emergency Following 6.1 Earthquake - http://sylnt.us
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[01:34:55] <SpallsHurgenson> I thought I felt the earth move
[01:39:00] <arti> wife awake again?
[01:39:39] <SpallsHurgenson> no, just really good chili :)
[01:40:03] <arti> this is when you should car pool
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[01:52:13] <SpallsHurgenson> I think kitty is bored
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[02:42:54] <chromas> !Decide links lynx
[02:42:55] <ciri> The roll of the dice picks: lynx.
[02:43:41] <chromas> Crap there's also elinks
[02:44:24] <chromas> Choice--
[02:44:25] <Bender> karma - choice: -1
[02:45:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, be a man. brain parse curl output.
[02:46:08] <chromas> Oh yeah
[02:46:13] <chromas> Good point
[02:46:58] <chromas> It was nice of pacstrap base to install everything this time. Had to do it takes before
[02:47:06] <chromas> Twice
[02:47:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, i can't believe i missed the ninja turtles poll this long.
[02:47:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh, weird
[02:47:32] <chromas> Oh there's a site too, isn't there?
[02:47:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> for what?
[02:47:46] <chromas> Irc all the way down
[02:47:49] <chromas> Soylent
[02:48:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, it's a lot like my vm except the trolls aren't as funny.
[02:48:27] <chromas> Irc's more fun
[02:48:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> kinda is. working on fixing that though.
[02:48:54] <chromas> I can help with that. Lemme just login to your vm
[02:49:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> i dunno if you can handle the awesome. it has stuff dev doesn't even have yet.
[02:50:17] <SpallsHurgenson> like... space monkeys?
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[02:50:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> like the article above the reply form when you hit reply!
[02:51:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> even for journals!
[02:51:00] <SpallsHurgenson> oh, I guess that's neat too, I suppose
[02:51:09] * SpallsHurgenson was really hoping for space monkeys though
[02:51:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> write the theme
[02:51:46] <chromas> http://mighty.buzzard.the
[02:52:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://tmbvm.ddns.net
[02:52:08] <monopoly> ^ 03Dev.SN: Dev.SN is dead developers
[02:52:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's all that's different right now really.
[02:52:57] <SpallsHurgenson> wow... those are probably the most interesting soylentnews articles I have read in MONTHS
[02:53:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> some sad truth to that.
[02:54:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> the earthquake one was interesting but cali didn't fall off in the water so meh
[02:54:30] <SpallsHurgenson> not sure if it is really applicable to a tech site though
[02:55:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod. it prolly would have made it regardless but we're working on better guidelines so we can weed out stuff what doesn't need to be here.
[02:56:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> least that's what i hear. whadda i know about editorial decisions?
[02:57:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> i really wanna get the scoreboard working too
[02:57:52] <SpallsHurgenson> scoreboard?
[02:57:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> and private messaging
[02:58:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://github.com
[02:59:58] <SpallsHurgenson> oh god, what a horrible idea. it promotes quantity over quality; more comments that play to groupthink
[03:00:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> m2 should take care of the groupthink
[03:01:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> but there are definitely issues to iron out about the comment count.
[03:01:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> accepted submissions, not so much.
[03:02:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> accepted is key there.
[03:04:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> may just start with the sub scoreboard
[03:05:01] <SpallsHurgenson> heh, Playstation network is down again (DDOS this time) http://www.gameinformer.com
[03:05:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> har!
[03:05:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> there ya go, sub that bastich
[03:05:59] <SpallsHurgenson> Walmart does open source, I'm not sure if that makes me happy or not :) http://www.infoworld.com
[03:06:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> walmart is teh awesum
[03:06:32] <SpallsHurgenson> mobile spectrum crunch? not so much http://www.computerworld.com
[03:06:41] <SpallsHurgenson> (somebody submit these to soylent :)
[03:06:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> man don't tell me this stuff. sub em yerself.
[03:08:05] <SpallsHurgenson> alas, I suffer from a critical case of laziness :)
[03:08:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... wonder if free week of subscriber for each accepted submission would go over...
[03:10:29] <SpallsHurgenson> Backoff malware on the rise in us businesses http://www.computerworld.com
[03:17:03] * arti wonders if xp
[03:17:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> bleh, i've added more issues to the tracker than i've removed in the past week.
[03:26:29] <SpallsHurgenson> yay!
[03:26:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'aight. ima clear one monday.
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[03:38:23] <SpallsHurgenson> <sniff sniff>
[03:38:26] <SpallsHurgenson> I think I need a shower
[03:38:50] <arti> lol, beans
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[03:45:10] <SpallsHurgenson> no, Manly Sweat (tm)
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[04:01:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - European Navigation Satellites Get Lost In Orbit - http://sylnt.us - return-to-sender
[04:06:15] <chromas> Should give those satellites gps navigation
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[06:20:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - U.S. Finds ‘Backoff’ Hacker Tool Is Widespread - http://sylnt.us - well,-duh!
[07:18:26] <crutchy> coffee++
[07:18:26] <Bender> karma - coffee: 670
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[07:31:34] <ar> coffee--
[07:31:34] <Bender> karma - coffee: 669
[07:31:35] <ar> coffee--
[07:31:35] <Bender> karma - coffee: 668
[07:31:36] <ar> coffee--
[07:31:36] <Bender> karma - coffee: 667
[07:31:37] <ar> coffee--
[07:31:37] <Bender> karma - coffee: 666
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[07:56:32] <swiss> coffee--
[07:56:32] <Bender> karma - coffee: 665
[07:56:36] <swiss> got me sick today
[08:01:01] <ar> tea++
[08:01:01] <Bender> karma - tea: 29
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[08:55:49] * Subsentient is enjoying the novelty of an optical 1-button Apple mouse
[08:56:32] * Subsentient notes it feels weird to have only one button and no right click
[08:57:39] * Subsentient found it for $2 USD at a thrift store
[09:01:40] <arti> one of those puck mice?
[09:02:23] <Subsentient> No, oblong.
[09:02:32] <Subsentient> The clear one with the white in the center with the grey apple
[09:03:23] * arti understands which mouse you have
[09:20:03] <swiss> i have one of the original ones
[09:20:16] <swiss> it sits in the "in case all else fails" box
[09:20:42] <swiss> http://www.vonhagen.org one of those
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[09:41:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scientists Study Frequency of Orgasms by Sexual Orientation - http://sylnt.us - Ladies'-night
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[10:25:10] <chromas> From the touching-sockets-together-make-sparks dept
[10:27:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:27:10] <Bender> karma - coffee: 666
[10:33:21] <chromas> Karma++
[10:33:21] <Bender> karma - karma: 17
[10:44:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> yerg. new pillows do not make for restful sleep
[10:52:43] <chromas> Are they Soylent Pillows?
[10:53:13] <chromas> We need branded everything. Pillows, fish hooks
[10:53:35] <chromas> Get those fish hooked...on technology
[10:55:47] <chromas> (Soylent Snooze)
[11:04:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooh
[11:05:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> how would you brand them though. make them out of aluminum and annodize them red?
[11:07:19] <chromas> That should work. They'll come with aluminum night caps, too, to protect your dreams
[11:07:34] <chromas> !Beer Soylent Booze
[11:07:36] * ciri pours some Soylent Booze from the tap and slides it to chromas
[11:08:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> meant the fishing hooks, aluminum pillows would be be a bit painful unless you're a transformer or something.
[11:09:19] <chromas> Yeah, I already forgot about the hooks. Just figured there was a joke I was missing out on
[11:10:17] <chromas> They can be engraved too so the fish know what's up before they swallow the news
[11:10:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> still on my first cup so jokes are largely a non-starter
[11:12:31] <chromas> 1++
[11:12:31] <Bender> karma - 1: 2
[11:15:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's just confusing
[11:17:01] <crutchy> 6++
[11:17:01] <Bender> karma - 6: 1
[11:17:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> 6++
[11:17:12] <Bender> karma - 6: 2
[11:17:26] <chromas> So when you go fishing thi s'morning, poll the fish to see if they'd be more attracted to Soylent Lures or maybe worms with tiny brands that say fishing++
[11:18:13] <crutchy> tama, perl is found in clam
[11:18:41] <chromas> Clam accepts chocolate
[11:18:48] <crutchy> 6++
[11:18:48] <Bender> karma - 6: 3
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[11:19:20] <chromas> 0--
[11:19:20] <Bender> karma - 0: 1
[11:19:21] <prospectacle> hello
[11:19:22] <ciri> hello prospectacle
[11:19:26] <crutchy> there is only one true karma for 6
[11:19:35] <prospectacle> 0--
[11:19:35] <Bender> karma - 0: 0
[11:19:37] <crutchy> ~g'day prospectacle
[11:19:38] <exec> * crutchy offers a cheap plastic cup of g'day juice to prospectacle
[11:19:39] <chromas> 66?
[11:19:46] <prospectacle> ~g'day crutchy
[11:19:46] <crutchy> 6++
[11:19:46] <Bender> karma - 6: 4
[11:19:46] <exec> * prospectacle tosses a bucket of toilet water to crutchy
[11:19:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> no fishin today. today's a work day. fishin tomorrow even though it's a work day on account of suck it, work.
[11:20:00] <prospectacle> my "coffee++" mug just arrived. hooray!
[11:20:11] <crutchy> jealous++
[11:20:11] <Bender> karma - jealous: 1
[11:20:18] <prospectacle> but being night time I think I'll have tea in it for now
[11:20:28] <chromas> (coffee++)++
[11:20:28] <Bender> karma - (coffee++): 0
[11:20:35] * crutchy falls off couch!
[11:20:46] <prospectacle> lol
[11:21:03] <crutchy> tea++ in a coffee++ mug?
[11:21:03] <Bender> karma - tea: 30
[11:21:13] <crutchy> that's confusement
[11:21:44] <crutchy> ~queue
[11:21:48] <exec> *** SN submission queue: 13 - http://sylnt.us
[11:21:59] <crutchy> was there another staff meeting today?
[11:22:08] <prospectacle> ((coffee++)+tea)++
[11:23:54] <chromas> Nc slept in
[11:24:21] <crutchy> ((((tea++))(((coffee++)((milo++))))(grog++)((vajayjay++))))++
[11:24:46] <crutchy> lithp++
[11:24:46] <Bender> karma - lithp: 2
[11:24:51] * prospectacle is messing around with the web-audio api. Slow, shaky first steps.
[11:25:07] <prospectacle> I have successfully hurt my ears, which is an important milestone
[11:25:08] <crutchy> myspace2.0++
[11:25:44] <crutchy> sourdough++
[11:25:44] <Bender> karma - sourdough: 2
[11:26:05] <crutchy> ~g'day TheMightyBuzzard
[11:26:05] <exec> * crutchy hurls a bathtub of Soylent Green at TheMightyBuzzard
[11:26:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> well that's new
[11:26:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, crutchy
[11:26:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> or evenin, as the case may be
[11:26:48] <crutchy> ~time
[11:26:50] <exec> Monday, 25 August 2014 @ 9:26 pm EST - Traralgon VIC, Australia
[11:27:43] <crutchy> 6+++
[11:27:46] <crutchy> 6++
[11:27:46] <Bender> karma - 6: 5
[11:28:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> 6++
[11:28:33] <Bender> karma - 6: 6
[11:28:40] <chromas> What kind of sickness causes a font designer to create a five-point asterisk?
[11:29:42] * chromas shakes fist at android
[11:30:54] <crutchy> we need a committee meeting to establish a suitable time to hold a staff meeting, whose outcome will be an agenda for a board meeting to delegate members of the staff meeting time establishment committee
[11:31:19] <crutchy> 6++
[11:31:19] <Bender> karma - 6: 7
[11:31:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> there ya go
[11:32:10] <chromas> Each meeting should be no less than five hours long
[11:32:48] <crutchy> there will be items tabled by the perl clam inspection subcommittee
[11:40:01] <crutchy> the redundant department of redundancy will need to decide on a table in which the agenda items for its meeting will be tabled
[11:40:37] <crutchy> s/e i/e o/
[11:40:37] <_KEY> <crutchy> the redundant department of redundancy will need to decide on a table on which the agenda items for its meeting will be tabled
[11:40:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> i move we table this chair. it's in the way.
[11:40:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "Death is Wrong", Argues Futuristic New Children's Book - http://sylnt.us - then-I-don't-wanna-be-right
[11:41:36] <crutchy> i second a motion to move the chair
[11:42:18] * TheMightyBuzzard heads after more coffee
[11:42:19] <chromas> from the deathics dept
[11:43:44] * crutchy goes after frosty fruits
[11:45:36] <chromas> crutchy-Os, now with extra coffee++
[11:45:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:45:46] <Bender> karma - coffee: 667
[11:45:52] <crutchy> 6++
[11:45:52] <Bender> karma - 6: 8
[11:46:22] <crutchy> ~last xlefay
[11:46:35] <exec> last privmsg for xlefay in #soylent: [2014-08-11 17:39:25] Just can't be as active on IRC as I used to be, got actual stuff to do nowadays :(
[11:46:58] * crutchy hurls one of NC's anvils towards europe
[11:48:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, wrote a hexchat script already. can't decide if i'm awake enough to code some slash up though.
[11:50:30] <crutchy> maybe trying slashing some code
[11:51:23] <crutchy> you might need another person though, cos such awesomeness can only be achieved with two people banging away on the same keyboard at the same time
[11:52:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> only way to write a proper regex.
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[12:17:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[12:17:24] <Bender> karma - coffee: 668
[12:17:46] * NCommander cracks in a fresh can of perl
[12:18:14] <crutchy> ~g'day NCommander
[12:18:15] <exec> * crutchy tosses a wad of ciri poo to NCommander
[12:18:39] <NCommander> -_-;
[12:18:49] * NCommander is compiling perl from source
[12:22:14] * chromas wishes dropbear did sftp
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[13:27:33] <Blackmoore> coffee++
[13:27:33] <Bender> karma - coffee: 669
[13:27:37] <Blackmoore> coffee++
[13:27:37] <Bender> karma - coffee: 670
[13:27:44] <Blackmoore> that better
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[13:31:05] <Konomi> caffeine++
[13:31:06] <Bender> karma - caffeine: 15
[13:42:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - MSFT Quits Reactionary Climate-Change-Denying Lobbyist Group ALEC - http://sylnt.us - know-a-man-by-the-company-he-keeps
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[13:47:48] <LaminatorX> Hello everyone.
[13:47:49] <ciri> hey whats up LaminatorX
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[13:48:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, LaminatorX
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[13:59:20] <Blackmoore> mornin
[14:06:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin
[14:07:31] <ar> coffee--
[14:07:31] <Bender> karma - coffee: 669
[14:07:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++ coffee defense script activated
[14:07:31] <Bender> karma - coffee: 670
[14:07:32] <ar> coffee--
[14:07:32] <Bender> karma - coffee: 669
[14:07:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++ coffee defense script activated
[14:07:32] <Bender> karma - coffee: 670
[14:07:40] <ar> wtf
[14:07:56] <ar> hm
[14:08:12] <ar> coffee--
[14:08:12] <ar> coffee--
[14:08:12] <Bender> karma - coffee: 669
[14:08:12] <Bender> karma - coffee: 668
[14:08:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++ coffee defense script activated
[14:08:12] <Bender> karma - coffee: 669
[14:08:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++ coffee defense script activated
[14:08:13] <Bender> karma - coffee: 670
[14:08:21] <ar> TheMightyBuzzard: your script sucks
[14:08:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> woah, it went loco
[14:09:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> lol
[14:09:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> unloaded, knock yerself out.
[14:10:04] <ar> coffee--
[14:10:04] <Bender> karma - coffee: 669
[14:10:05] <ar> coffee--
[14:10:05] <Bender> karma - coffee: 668
[14:10:06] <ar> coffee--
[14:10:06] <Bender> karma - coffee: 667
[14:10:07] <ar> coffee--
[14:10:07] <Bender> karma - coffee: 666
[14:10:09] <ar> there
[14:12:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> was dragging this morning and wrote that to get the brain loosened up
[14:14:18] <Blackmoore> coffee++
[14:14:18] <Bender> karma - coffee: 667
[14:14:19] <Blackmoore> coffee++
[14:14:19] <Bender> karma - coffee: 668
[14:46:54] <Blackmoore> coffee++
[14:46:55] <Bender> karma - coffee: 669
[14:50:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[14:50:36] <Bender> karma - coffee: 670
[15:11:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Chinese OS Expected to Debut in October - http://sylnt.us - own-backdoors-only-please
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[16:44:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear linux, happy birthday to you
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[16:44:53] * TheMightyBuzzard settles in and waits for the lawsuit
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[16:50:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - MIT Study Shows People would Rather Take Orders from Robots than Boss - http://sylnt.us - welcome-our-new-robot-overlords
[16:55:38] <Blackmoore> hehe
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[17:53:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather TheMightyBuzzard
[17:53:57] <exec> weather for 10Ada, Ada Municipal Airport, OK, United States at 12:17 pm (CDT) ~ 36 mins ago: temp: 1033°C (91.4°F), dp: 1023°C (73.4°F), press: 101016.3 mb (-0.3 mb/18 mins), humid: 1055%, wind: 109.6 km/h (6 mph) @ 10130°
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[18:30:30] <paulej72> ~weather
[18:30:34] <exec> weather for 10Princeton, NJ US at 1:54 pm (EDT) ~ 36 mins ago: temp: 1028.3°C (83°F), dp: 1017.2°C (63°F), press: 101020.8 mb (-0.2 mb/18 mins), humid: 1051%, wind: 100 km/h (0 mph) @ 1098°
[18:32:13] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: fyi you just need to use ~weather since you programed your nick as shortcut already
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[18:39:50] <d33tah> Error 503 Service Unavailable
[18:39:52] <d33tah> Service Unavailable
[18:39:54] <d33tah> Guru Meditation:
[18:39:56] <d33tah> XID: 1514248083
[18:39:58] <d33tah> Varnish cache server
[18:40:03] <d33tah> can't log in >.>
[18:40:07] <mechanicjay> d33tah: we're working on ti
[18:40:12] <mechanicjay> s/ti/it
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[18:43:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - UC Berkely System Gave 10 Second Warning of Earthquake - http://sylnt.us - shakin'-all-over
[18:43:54] <cmn32480> the site is throwing a 503 Service unavailable error.... did somebody forget to pay the bill?
[18:43:59] <janrinok> back online for me now
[18:44:08] <janrinok> cmn32480: yes, they're paying it now
[18:44:23] <mechanicjay> d33tah: should be good now, give it a shot.
[18:44:41] <cmn32480> I figured the electric was still on...
[18:45:04] <janrinok> OK for me
[18:45:12] <mechanicjay> cmn32480: this is a bill that's paid in technical debt -- every time we need to poke apache 1.3 with a stick. :)
[18:45:19] <rand> Getting "No server is available to handle this request. " here.
[18:45:29] <janrinok> thx guys - looking good from the outside
[18:45:34] <cmn32480> Mine just came back.
[18:45:52] <rand> Mine too.
[18:45:54] <paulej72> we are having issues with gluster. It sometimes gets out of wack and it needs a restart and remount so that slash can be restarted on the frontend
[18:46:13] <d33tah> mechanicjay: seems to work
[18:46:24] <janrinok> Have you tried hitting the side of the box - it what I usually do, but to be honest with mixed success....
[18:46:46] * paulej72 hits Linode VM on the side
[18:46:51] <mechanicjay> paulej72's note is a more accurate description, I was just being flip.
[18:47:13] <janrinok> you just need a longer stick...
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[19:58:00] <chromas> ~define pod2man
[19:58:13] <exec> pod2man: unable to find definition
[19:58:21] <chromas> perl--
[19:58:21] <Bender> karma - perl: 1
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[20:20:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Emulator Brings x86 Linux Apps to ARM Devices - http://sylnt.us - cross-platform-action-in-hyperdrive
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[20:32:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> perl++ oi! this was a gluster thing not a perl thing.
[20:32:34] <Bender> karma - perl: 2
[20:32:52] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[20:35:34] <chromas> perl-- for not having pod2man, whatever that is
[20:35:34] <Bender> karma - perl: 1
[20:35:55] <chromas> something about docs
[20:44:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> how did you end up without pod2man on arch?
[20:44:09] <ciri> not sure
[20:44:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> diaf, ciri
[20:44:41] <chromas> dunno but it's not there. cower (for pacaur) wants it. I reinstalled perl
[20:46:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> crazy, it's part of the perl 5.20.x package
[20:46:55] <chromas> when I re-did my desktop the other day I didn't have nano
[20:47:17] <chromas> and a bunch of other stuff, so I had to pacstrap base a second time
[20:47:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> you have very strange install luck
[20:47:41] <chromas> Must be slashd rubbing off on me
[20:47:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, thas fair
[20:48:30] <chromas> there's pod2texi though
[20:48:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> funkay
[20:48:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> same package
[20:48:59] <chromas> perl++
[20:48:59] <Bender> karma - perl: 2
[20:49:04] <chromas> /say chromas--
[20:49:04] <monopoly> chromas--
[20:49:04] <Bender> karma - chromas: 27
[20:49:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think you may be cursed
[20:49:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> did you cheese off a gypsy lately?
[20:49:39] * chromas prays to regex
[20:50:41] <chromas> I have been watching the #systemd channel lately so maybe that's is
[20:54:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> ah, well goes without saying that systemd is evil
[20:57:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, whatcha think of just putting the currently set pubdate on people's info page submission list?
[20:58:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> doesn't have to stay still if an editor wants to move it around but that'd mean we can't use memcached to cache it.
[21:00:12] * TheMightyBuzzard is in a UI feature request clearing mood
[21:00:12] <crutchy> pubdate is critically important to set, as it is the date we all go to the pub
[21:01:22] <crutchy> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[21:01:23] <exec> * crutchy passes a coffee++ mug of beer to TheMightyBuzzard
[21:01:37] <crutchy> ~gday chromas
[21:01:38] <exec> * crutchy flings a cold can of NCommander at chromas
[21:03:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> while(!$self->working() && !$self->sleeping()){if($self->isInPub()){next;} else{$self->move(getNearestPub());}
[21:03:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i had an extra ) near the end
[21:03:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, crutchy
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[21:06:36] <crutchy> time should slow down as i approach the speed of sleepy
[21:07:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's you slowing down, everything else increases speed relatively.
[21:07:36] <crutchy> damn einstein
[21:07:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> great haircut and `stache though
[21:08:22] <crutchy> must've been hard munching box with that
[21:08:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> wasn't no sam elliot lip-beaver but at least a tom selleck level of awesome
[21:09:29] <chromas> beards++
[21:09:29] <Bender> karma - beards: 6
[21:09:37] <chromas> staches++
[21:09:37] <Bender> karma - staches: 1
[21:09:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> beards++
[21:09:41] <Bender> karma - beards: 7
[21:09:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> staches++
[21:09:45] <Bender> karma - staches: 2
[21:21:35] <chromas> ok they're there but it's a $PATH issue
[21:21:54] <chromas> /usr/bin/core_perl/ etc
[21:28:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahhhh
[21:29:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, was the first thing that came up on google when i checked
[21:29:32] <chromas> I'm comparing /etc/profile and all that to ma desktop; don't see differences yet
[21:30:05] <chromas> heh
[21:30:11] <chromas> source /etc/profile fixed it
[21:30:17] <chromas> thanks
[21:30:48] <chromas> oh yeah, the first time I installed arch there were no man pages
[21:31:05] <chromas> I figured it was an "extra" I had to do myself
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[21:34:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> ye gads no
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[21:38:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, okay, that's done
[21:45:47] <crutchy> ~far queue
[21:45:54] <crutchy> ~queue
[21:45:58] <exec> *** SN submission queue: 17 - http://sylnt.us
[21:46:02] <chromas> ~farptr
[21:46:27] <crutchy> chromas, s/ar/ra/
[21:46:27] <SexBot> <crutchy> <chromas> ~fraptr
[21:46:58] <crutchy> SexBot, s/ra/a/
[21:47:12] <crutchy> aww
[21:47:17] <chromas> exec would've done it
[21:47:32] <crutchy> hmm
[21:47:38] <chromas> exec++
[21:47:39] <Bender> karma - exec: 10
[21:47:43] <crutchy> sedbot, s/ra/a/
[21:47:52] <crutchy> nope not that either
[21:48:34] <chromas> it still thinks its name is _KEY
[21:48:34] * SexBot is a 53-line awk script, https://github.com
[21:48:34] <crutchy> maybe it needs some funky regexercise
[21:48:57] <crutchy> _KEY, s/ra/a/
[21:49:03] <crutchy> oh ooops :p
[21:49:15] <chromas> that should've at least invoked the link
[21:49:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> helps if it's actually here
[21:49:35] <crutchy> sexbot
[21:49:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeesh
[21:49:40] <crutchy> _Key
[21:49:40] * SexBot is a 53-line awk script, https://github.com
[21:49:43] <crutchy> ah
[21:50:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> s/ee/𒁁/
[21:50:19] <SexBot> <TheMightyBuzzard> y𒁁sh
[21:50:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> ha! it likes me better than you
[21:51:09] <crutchy> SexBot, s/sh/shi/
[21:51:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> pwned by your own bot
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[21:51:42] <chromas> it puts out a regex every time someone s/ s
[21:51:48] <crutchy> aww, no y𒁁shi
[21:51:48] <chromas> ^s/(([^/\\]|\\.)+)/(([^/\\]|\\.)*)/(([0-9]*[1-9][0-9]*|g)|([iI]))*[[:space:]]*$
[21:52:29] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, sedbot/_KEY/sexbot is an awk script by FoobarBazbot
[21:52:29] * SexBot is a 53-line awk script, https://github.com
[21:52:49] <crutchy> exec just has a lame php ripoff
[21:52:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> thought you were hosting it
[21:53:07] <chromas> exec doesn't cower over mismatched parentheses though
[21:53:15] <crutchy> my hosting isn't reliable enough
[21:53:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, someone keeps closing the laptop lid...
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[21:54:26] <chromas> it's weird how it just ranomly spits out some lines to the terminal
[21:54:53] <chromas> even ones that aren't seds
[21:55:12] <crutchy> that's just the NSA reporting function. move along. nothing to see
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[21:56:03] <crutchy> did mythterj just /part #soylent?
[21:56:19] <chromas> weird
[21:57:11] <chromas> you know it's possible to have one process read all the channels
[21:57:19] <crutchy> unless has some kind of NSA virus that auto-parts when NSA is mentioned :p
[21:57:26] <chromas> instead of using a bunch of tails
[21:57:34] <crutchy> ooh?
[21:57:48] * crutchy shell-fu is weak
[21:58:02] <chromas> dunno about shell but you can open them as files
[21:58:07] <chromas> oh wait, they are file
[21:58:08] <chromas> s
[21:58:33] <crutchy> exec could. not sure about the awk script
[21:58:48] <chromas> need a SexBot control bot
[21:58:48] * SexBot is a 53-line awk script, https://github.com
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[21:59:45] <chromas> The awk script doesn't know anything about channels, so you could have exec pipe everything into it directly but you'd have to track which channel each message goes to
[22:00:42] <chromas> maybe when "s" is detected you fire up the awk, pipe in that one message then kill it
[22:00:59] <chromas> or just ~sed on; it did all we needed
[22:01:18] <crutchy> but sedbot has awk-fu
[22:01:19] <chromas> ~sed on; apply directly to the forehead
[22:01:54] <crutchy> exec just cheats by using preg
[22:01:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh yeah, had almost forgot about that
[22:02:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[22:02:33] <Bender> karma - coffee: 671
[22:02:42] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, php does have some perlishness :p
[22:03:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> was talking about head on; apply directly to the forehead but ya, everything loves a good pcre
[22:03:17] <crutchy> coffee++
[22:03:17] <Bender> karma - coffee: 672
[22:03:35] <chromas> was going to install vuurmuur but pacaur says it's not in the aur, even though it is
[22:03:45] <crutchy> apt-get install apt-get
[22:03:50] <chromas> need to do a windows and reinstall
[22:04:07] <crutchy> s/apt-get/aur/
[22:04:07] <SexBot> <crutchy> aur install apt-get
[22:04:21] <chromas> doesn't exists
[22:04:27] <crutchy> :(
[22:04:34] <chromas> apt-- anyhow
[22:04:34] <Bender> karma - apt: -1
[22:04:35] <crutchy> aur install debian
[22:04:44] <chromas> archlinux++
[22:04:44] <Bender> karma - archlinux: 37
[22:04:51] <chromas> my_incompetence--
[22:04:51] <Bender> karma - my_incompetence: -1
[22:05:16] * crutchy has no competence. apt just makes up for it with cow-mode
[22:05:22] <chromas> ~moo
[22:05:22] <exec> (__)
[22:05:23] <exec> (oo)
[22:05:23] <exec> /------\/
[22:05:23] <exec> / | ||
[22:05:23] <exec> * /\---/\
[22:05:23] <exec> ~~ ~~
[22:05:23] <exec> ...."Have you mooed today?"...
[22:06:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~cowsay \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\////////////////////////////////////////\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\////////////////////////////////////////
[22:06:38] <exec> _________________________________________
[22:06:38] <exec> / \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \
[22:06:38] <exec> | \////////////////////////////////////// |
[22:06:38] <exec> | //\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ |
[22:06:38] <exec> | \\\//////////////////////////////////// |
[22:06:38] <exec> \ //// /
[22:06:39] <exec> -----------------------------------------
[22:06:39] <exec> \ ^__^
[22:06:40] <exec> \ (oo)\_______
[22:06:41] <exec> (__)\ )\/\
[22:06:41] <exec> ||----w |
[22:06:42] <exec> || ||
[22:06:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> ack, betrayed!
[22:06:51] <chromas> suddenly it does exist now
[22:07:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~cowsay \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\///////////////////////////////////////\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\///////////////////////////////////////
[22:07:20] <exec> _________________________________________
[22:07:20] <exec> / \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \
[22:07:20] <exec> | /////////////////////////////////////// |
[22:07:20] <exec> | \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ |
[22:07:20] <exec> \ /////////////////////////////////////// /
[22:07:20] <exec> -----------------------------------------
[22:07:21] <exec> \ ^__^
[22:07:21] <exec> \ (oo)\_______
[22:07:22] <exec> (__)\ )\/\
[22:07:23] <exec> ||----w |
[22:07:23] <exec> || ||
[22:07:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas better
[22:07:53] <chromas> ~cowthink moo
[22:08:59] <crutchy> someone should make an ~ethanol script with an ascii dude leaning against a wall smokin some choof
[22:09:24] * crutchy wonders where the cowsay source code is kept
[22:09:31] <Lagg> Spambot
[22:09:39] * Lagg ignores and announces the fact loudly
[22:09:45] <crutchy> ooh probably in the debian source repos
[22:10:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> awe, no need to hate on exec. he has his uses.
[22:10:15] <chromas> exec++
[22:10:15] <Bender> karma - exec: 11
[22:10:27] <Lagg> Mister if I wanted cowsay I'd use cowsay damnit
[22:10:30] <crutchy> channels need a good flood occasionally
[22:10:31] <chromas> ~moo++
[22:10:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes but how would you know if i wanted to cowsay something?
[22:11:11] <Lagg> I wouldn't, that's a feature!
[22:11:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> doh
[22:11:27] <crutchy> Lagg, when i first implemented cowsay, chromas promptly followed it with an ls and a cat passwords :p
[22:11:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[22:12:01] <Lagg> crutchy: So it's actually running cowsay?
[22:12:08] <crutchy> yup
[22:12:14] * chromas notes that crutchy was smart enough to move on to hunter3
[22:12:21] <crutchy> ~moo acctually runs apt-get moo
[22:12:21] <exec> (__)
[22:12:21] <exec> (oo)
[22:12:21] <exec> /------\/
[22:12:21] <exec> / | ||
[22:12:21] <exec> * /\---/\
[22:12:22] <exec> ~~ ~~
[22:12:22] <exec> ...."Have you mooed today?"...
[22:12:23] <Lagg> Well you could have used that as an argument against me. You guys are getting slow.
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[22:12:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, my brain's off in UI improvement land. which is something since i generally suck at UI
[22:12:59] * chromas checks gray hair
[22:13:11] * crutchy is still trying to find his brain
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[22:13:54] <Lagg> I keep mine in my mic. box
[22:13:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> two issues cleared today. just have to wait to pull request one because i did it in master instead of a branch.
[22:14:26] <Lagg> You can always branch then reset --hard ^^
[22:15:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> could but i'm too lazy to look up the commit i'd need to reset to
[22:15:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> first one was from master, second in a branch.
[22:17:35] <chromas> netctl--
[22:17:35] <Bender> karma - netctl: -1
[22:18:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, i don't use it. i went and installed NetworkManager instead.
[22:18:46] <chromas> That's what I did on the desktop
[22:18:47] * TheMightyBuzzard has mad lazy
[22:19:05] <chromas> Trying to figure out how to get the list of net devices since they're never in /dev where they belong
[22:19:16] <crutchy> /etc/network/interfaces++
[22:19:20] <crutchy> aww
[22:19:38] <crutchy> [/etc/network/interfaces]++
[22:19:38] <Bender> karma - [/etc/network/interfaces]: 1
[22:19:42] <crutchy> :D
[22:19:51] <chromas> well that's a config file, plus I don't have it
[22:19:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> they are if you tell arch not to use fucked up naming
[22:20:21] <crutchy> chromas, does arch have ifconfig?
[22:20:36] <chromas> It does in the livecd but apparently not after it's installed
[22:20:44] <crutchy> bummer
[22:20:51] <chromas> also I read on the wiki that ifconfig is deprecated and nobody uses it anymore even though they do
[22:20:58] <crutchy> lol
[22:21:14] <Lagg> netctl is irritating, what we really need is debian shell hacks with a hard dependency on a deeply downstream patched bash
[22:21:16] <chromas> I've never seen a net device in /dev
[22:21:16] <crutchy> systemd --ifconfig
[22:21:33] <Lagg> Damnit, someone else is being a sarcastic prick. You stole my jerb
[22:21:38] <crutchy> wasn't there some article somewhere about why no net devs in /dev?
[22:22:11] <chromas> probably but it's wrong anyway
[22:22:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> they're in dev, they're just named some retarded shit
[22:22:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> instead of eth*
[22:22:54] <chromas> yeah they're different now, like one is ens2. Still not in there though
[22:22:54] * crutchy has /dev/net/tun
[22:23:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://wiki.archlinux.org
[22:23:03] <monopoly> ^ 03Network configuration - ArchWiki
[22:23:16] <crutchy> maybe that's the NSA listening device
[22:23:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> mine're still eth0 cause fuck change for change's sake
[22:24:08] <chromas> I had suse change their names a while back during an upgrade. Broke the net configuration
[22:24:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> This behavior may be disabled by adding net.ifnames=0 in your kernel command line.
[22:24:20] <chromas> ls /sys/class/net/ did itl thanks
[22:25:44] <chromas> I don't mind the dumb names as much as they're not where they belong
[22:26:01] <crutchy> there's usually stuff in /proc too but my grep-fu is also weak (read: non-existent)
[22:26:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> mmm
[22:26:44] <chromas> although, enp4s5, wtf
[22:27:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> do it man. thas some retarded, retarded shit
[22:32:02] <crutchy> gtg. cyas later
[22:32:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep, i'm out too. gonna get my sociable on.
[22:32:48] <chromas> aw
[22:32:51] <chromas> see ya
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[22:50:26] <Subsentient> Excuse me, can someone flag this dangerous ad on Craigslist for me? Once you get there, it'll be obvious why.
[22:50:26] <Subsentient> http://atlanta.craigslist.org
[22:50:26] <monopoly> ^ 03Free Dog Sitter
[22:50:52] <Subsentient> Lots of atrocities happen on the pets section of Craigslist.
[22:51:14] <Subsentient> Would you trust a free babysitter on Craigslist with your child? No.
[22:51:36] <Lagg> Can't help you but would suggest that people do indeed flag it. That creeps me the hell out
[22:51:52] <Lagg> and yes it really gets old when people treat animals as not worth considering these things for.
[22:52:23] <Lagg> I like animals a hell of a lot more than kids so it really makes my heart sink when I see this creepy shit.
[22:56:53] <Subsentient> Yeah.
[22:58:10] <Subsentient> Lagg: Yeah you can flag it as an anonymous.
[22:59:05] <Lagg> Oh, okay then
[22:59:43] <Lagg> Done
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[23:47:56] <TheMightyLaptop> coffee++
[23:47:56] <Bender> karma - coffee: 673