#Soylent | Logs for 2014-08-23
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[00:05:35] <arti> nice
[00:12:14] <JamesNZ> Yay, 30 MB/s.
[00:14:20] <SpallsHurgenson> impossible; no computer could handle that sort of bandwidth! :)
[00:15:22] <JamesNZ> This is to an external HDD, not internet :P
[00:15:51] <SpallsHurgenson> doesn't matter, that sort of speed is impossible for a CPU to keep up with :)
[00:16:17] * SpallsHurgenson carefully toggles switches on his 8080 Altair
[00:16:25] <JamesNZ> Heh.
[00:19:55] <SpallsHurgenson> the other day I realized that Matthew Broderick was using an Altair in /Wargames/
[00:32:51] * crutchy just saw half of the newish spiderman movie, and now i'm lucky enough to have the opportunity to endure the 2nd. yay for having kids :p
[00:34:07] * JamesNZ reminds crutchy of his 'responsibility' ;)
[00:36:53] <chromas> Summer_hail++
[00:36:53] <Bender> karma - summer_hail: 1
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[00:40:06] <chromas> Half inch now
[00:40:36] <juggs> nice
[00:41:04] <SpallsHurgenson> mmm, summer_sunshine_and_warmth++
[00:42:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Framework Would Facilitate Use of New Android Security Modules - http://sylnt.us - now-that's-a-good-idea
[00:42:30] <SpallsHurgenson> oh sure, take note of chromas' likes, but ignore me will you bot? Well, I'll have my revenge one day!
[00:42:40] <SpallsHurgenson> !todo take revenge on all IRC bots
[00:42:40] <Bender> todo item 4 added
[00:43:17] <juggs> bots?
[00:43:21] <monopoly> oh no!!
[00:43:50] <juggs> nvm - I think I'm still asleep
[00:44:25] * monopoly hides from SpallsHurgenson, who's probably already got me on ignore
[00:49:17] <SpallsHurgenson> oops, sort of accidentally yanked the bluetooth antenna cable out of the motherboard...
[00:49:38] <juggs> how unfortunate :)
[00:49:40] <ciri> doing great here
[00:50:52] <SpallsHurgenson> well, it's an ancient MacMini, so I basically have to take the whole thing apart to find the plug :)
[00:51:27] <juggs> happy tinkering
[00:51:45] <SpallsHurgenson> I just wanted to clean the fan!
[00:52:04] <SpallsHurgenson> https://www.youtube.com
[00:52:05] <monopoly> ^ 03How to clean your laptop fan (Clean The Fan) - YouTube
[00:52:50] <juggs> I did mine a couple of weeks back. Sooooo many tiny screws :D
[00:53:47] <JamesNZ> When I cleaned my laptop fan I had to take literally *everything* off. Even the mobo and USB cards :(
[00:54:15] <arti> when i clean mine, i just give it to the IT guy >.>
[00:54:21] <juggs> same here - had to break the thing down to component form
[00:54:43] <arti> just use a debugger to set all the material properties to new
[00:54:45] <JamesNZ> arti: Heh, that's a good idea.
[00:55:07] <exec> i'm sorry SpallsHurgenson but i can't let you do that (re: todo)
[01:12:45] <SpallsHurgenson> every geek should give the guy who invented magnetized screwdrivers a big sloppy kiss :)
[01:13:05] <chromas> Flooding++
[01:13:05] <Bender> karma - flooding: 1
[01:17:52] <juggs> telescopic_magnet_pick_up++
[01:17:52] <Bender> karma - telescopic_magnet_pick_up: 1
[01:18:59] <SpallsHurgenson> uh-oh
[01:19:04] <SpallsHurgenson> extra screws left over
[01:19:21] <chromas> Don't need 'em
[01:19:49] <juggs> time to tear it down again - or casually brush them into a drawer and forget about them :D
[01:20:21] <chromas> Didn't need that magnetic driver after all. Just gives you leftovers
[01:21:30] <SpallsHurgenson> unfortunately, OCD requires option one :)
[01:22:22] <juggs> good chap :)
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[01:29:35] <SpallsHurgenson> damn it, the macmini uses a slot-loading optical drive and all I have are sliding-tray optical drives :(
[01:31:13] <juggs> are they not the same shape / size?
[01:31:40] <SpallsHurgenson> it fits inside, but the out chassis would block the tray extension
[01:32:44] <juggs> yuck
[01:34:40] <mythterj> 19 bucks on Amazon, 24 bucks for apple specific.
[01:35:24] <SpallsHurgenson> yeah, I don't wanna spend any money on this computer. It's not like I'm actually gonna use it when I'm done :)
[01:36:27] <juggs> why are you cleaning it up then?
[01:36:36] <SpallsHurgenson> because... umm... OCD?
[01:37:46] <juggs> fair enough
[01:38:05] <mythterj> Maybe usb external then, you can find a use for those every once in a whild.
[01:41:43] <SpallsHurgenson> no, it's an old G5 mini and getting it to recognize an USB dvd drive, I remember, was a bloody pain (required going to the command line and typing in cryptic guid hardware codes)
[01:42:12] <SpallsHurgenson> I'll just do software maintenance with the tray-loader, get it up and running, then plug in the broken slot-loader again :)
[01:42:27] <chromas> Need bluetooth optical drives
[01:42:45] <SpallsHurgenson> ouch, I think even an ALTAIR could handle that bandwidth :)
[01:43:53] <chromas> Need more UHF devices
[01:44:25] * SpallsHurgenson looks to see what Linux distributions still support PPC :)
[01:44:28] <chromas> Some satellite remote controls use rf now
[01:45:19] * SpallsHurgenson wants a remote to control satellites
[01:45:26] * chromas was surprised to find the satellite rx could upload codes to the remote control by rf
[01:45:34] * SpallsHurgenson points the TV clicker at the sky and presses buttons randomly
[01:45:36] <chromas> or at least tell it which code to use
[01:46:05] <chromas> need a lswer diode
[01:46:11] <chromas> s/sw/as/
[01:46:12] <exec> <chromas> need a laser diode
[01:46:24] <chromas> then the feds will come a-knockin'
[01:48:27] <SpallsHurgenson> wait... this is a UNIVERSAL remote... I wonder if I can control the stars?
[01:49:51] <chromas> I think you turned off our rain
[01:50:20] <SpallsHurgenson> okay, so then we know what that button does... let me try THIS one now. Somebody tell me if they see a supernova
[01:51:41] <juggs> a helicopter just crashed in my back garden..... was that your doing Spalls?
[01:52:13] <SpallsHurgenson> <sigh> this is more difficult than I expected. I think I'll just turn the whole thing off and go to bed :)
[01:52:13] * chromas notes that the rain usually stops when I go for a walk
[01:52:51] * chromas mixes perspectives; tsk tsk!
[02:06:26] <SpallsHurgenson> so, reinstalling osx is gonna take an hour. time to play a game while it does its thing
[02:08:31] <chromas> That's a long time to extract an image to the hdd and set some variables
[02:15:44] <mrcoolbp> seriously, who made ciri smarter?
[02:15:44] <mrcoolbp> <+juggs> how unfortunate :)
[02:15:44] <mrcoolbp> [20:51] <ciri> doing great here
[02:15:46] <chromas> We need to modernize our programming languages with Unicode symbols like ≠ and ← → and —
[02:15:50] * mrcoolbp looks at arti
[02:16:04] <SpallsHurgenson> huh, that was a short hour
[02:16:22] <chromas> Scotty's running the installation
[02:16:34] <chromas> pad the time so it lookd like he pulled off a miracle
[02:16:59] <juggs> nah it's 10 minutes to get to 99.9% then 50 minutes for the last little bit :D
[02:17:10] <chromas> Are you installing to a floppy disk?
[02:18:44] <chromas> Hey, maybe we need a Pipebot in here too
[02:19:35] * chromas notices Regurgitator does the pipedot feed
[02:25:04] <SpallsHurgenson> that must take a lot of bandwidth :)
[02:26:33] <juggs> seems to average about one article a day
[02:28:15] <chromas> instant_page_loads++
[02:28:15] <Bender> karma - instant_page_loads: 1
[02:31:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - GPS Tracking the West’s Vanishing Water - http://sylnt.us - tracking-things-that-are-no-longer-there
[02:54:22] <crutchy> mrcoolbp, ciri has always been intelligent
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[02:55:04] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: but there was a noticible increase in relevant responses from mrs. ciri this month
[02:55:31] <crutchy> maybe its education in # is starting to pay off
[02:56:48] <crutchy> i wonder if a ciri-like bot could be used to monitor spam
[02:57:42] <chromas> "Wait a minute; that sounds like something I'd say. Spam alert!"
[02:58:29] <crutchy> not kick/ban anyone, but report its finding to the Soylent Corporation Department of User Control's Committee for the Prevention of Spam
[02:59:18] <chromas> Ah yes, SCDoUCCPoS
[02:59:47] <juggs> There is no such thing ~to my knowledge~ >.>
[02:59:57] <crutchy> ... yet :p
[03:01:53] <chromas> Got this Inel desktop mb laying around now; might have to make it into a router
[03:02:15] <chromas> /firewall/server/power drain/heater
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[03:02:44] <crutchy> like how clowns make balloons into ponies?
[03:02:47] <chromas> Need to find a CVR or something to make a cool case for it
[03:03:08] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[03:03:10] <monopoly> ^ 03Havin' a Roni - YouTube
[03:03:15] <chromas> Exactly, twist it around and give it testictular torsion
[03:03:24] * chromas remembers that song
[03:03:26] <crutchy> chromas, put it in a washing machine case
[03:03:46] <Ethanol-fueled> A-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[03:03:59] <chromas> crutchy: that would be cool. Need many more boards though. Would make an awesom-o old-timey computator
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[03:04:10] <crutchy> and put pipes coming out of it, and make it powered by Cold Power Ultra
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[03:04:24] <chromas> By some open-reel decks for tape storage
[03:04:25] <crutchy> for that sparkly white internet!
[03:04:28] <Ethanol-fueled> pupt pipes out of it
[03:04:59] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled: s/pupt /butt/
[03:05:00] <exec> <chromas> <Ethanol-fueled> buttpipes out of it
[03:05:12] <Ethanol-fueled> Those are mad buttpipes
[03:05:21] <Ethanol-fueled> FULL EFFECT
[03:05:34] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[03:05:35] <crutchy> do they play a tune?
[03:05:36] <monopoly> ^ 03Havin' a Roni - YouTube
[03:05:41] <crutchy> classical gas maybe
[03:05:51] <chromas> crutchy++
[03:05:51] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 94
[03:06:14] <Ethanol-fueled> it sounds geniously like bass bumping from a car trunk
[03:06:24] * monopoly still needs to implement a title cache
[03:06:52] <crutchy> monopoly, s/cache/chafe
[03:06:53] <exec> <crutchy> <monopoly> still needs to implement a title chafe
[03:07:22] <SpallsHurgenson> awww, the evil space monster removed my head.
[03:07:46] <chromas> Which one?
[03:07:51] <crutchy> that just means you can get away with driving a smaller car
[03:08:07] <chromas> don't have to worry 'bout headroom
[03:08:40] <crutchy> if you still have your head you can also... err... 'please' yourself :p
[03:09:02] <Ethanol-fueled> a FAT FUCK PLAYS GUITAR
[03:09:05] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[03:09:05] <monopoly> ^ 03Inca Roads (Frank Zappa Cover) on acoustic - YouTube
[03:10:36] <Ethanol-fueled> MIKE KENEALLY IS PRETTY BADASS LIVE
[03:10:45] <Ethanol-fueled> I saw him as Deathklok live
[03:10:46] <mrcoolbp> ah crap, Ethanol-fueled is back??
[03:11:04] <mrcoolbp> Ethanol: I'm jealous, that show is awesome!
[03:11:04] <Ethanol-fueled> You dont like me, kick me.
[03:11:16] <mrcoolbp> Oh, don't be so sensitive = )
[03:11:17] <Ethanol-fueled> you have the power
[03:11:52] <mrcoolbp> Ethanol, I kicked you once already, you deserved it. I'd rather not again, kay?
[03:11:54] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled, what about this guy: https://www.youtube.com
[03:11:54] <chromas> Snap
[03:11:55] <monopoly> ^ 03Zomboy - Nuclear (Guitar Cover) - YouTube
[03:12:01] <crutchy> this guy plays some good shit
[03:12:41] * chromas notices ef seems like he hasn't cracked a bottle yet
[03:12:53] <chromas> or maybe just three or four
[03:13:07] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas - i cracked a bottle at 3 or 4 pacific time, then passed out.
[03:13:08] <mrcoolbp> Ethanol-fueled, despit my (sarcastic) tone above, I like having you around (when you are shouting racist obscenities)
[03:13:28] <mrcoolbp> s/spit/spite/
[03:13:28] <exec> <mrcoolbp> Ethanol-fueled, despite my (sarcastic) tone above, I like having you around (when you are shouting racist obscenities)
[03:13:30] <crutchy> yes... when you 'are' :p
[03:13:38] <Ethanol-fueled> and now have woken up and am going to drink more, starting with my 1.75 I didn't finish earlier.
[03:13:51] <mrcoolbp> exec s/are/aren't/
[03:13:52] <exec> <mrcoolbp> <exec> <mrcoolbp> Ethanol-fueled, despite my (sarcastic) tone above, I like having you around (when you aren't shouting racist obscenities)
[03:13:56] <chromas> crutchy: it's more fuel for the ciri
[03:14:02] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled, i dare you to drink 10 L of water
[03:14:13] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh, i will be shouting them soon enough. that's why I must be banned when I do
[03:14:15] <mrcoolbp> chromas: that's what I'm worried about, poor corrupted ciri!
[03:14:29] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, I do not plan to die tonight or any other night.
[03:14:37] <chromas> mrcoolbp: don't worry, we're there to take the load if he'sn't up to it
[03:14:42] * mrcoolbp readies his unobtanium banhammer of kicking +3786
[03:14:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> you planned it for the daytime?
[03:14:43] * chromas takes the load
[03:15:37] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, it was all planned for the daytime. I had no eneergy left. I had walked all the way across town last night in a fluke.
[03:16:06] <chromas> Not as much traffix as you expected?
[03:16:08] <Ethanol-fueled> and at the trolley stop there was a wheathered man with a harelip ranting about hos the Jews were taking everybodys money and robbing them.
[03:16:11] <chromas> s/x/c/
[03:16:11] <exec> <chromas> Not as much traffic as you expected?
[03:16:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, i meant dying. if you don't plan on doing it any night that only leaves the day.
[03:16:36] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled: did you make it a discussion?
[03:16:46] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, I had tried to commit suicide in 2006. I failed. Nobody will ever fail in ending my life until I am ready for it.
[03:17:17] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas -- no, but it was funny. "THE FUCKING JEWS! THEY STEAL EVERYTING! THEY ROB YOU!"
[03:17:31] <Ethanol-fueled> I had wanted to adopt the much-older transient as a son at that point.
[03:17:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> i never groked that. get gun, load gun, eat gun. job done.
[03:17:45] <chromas> "Jews are responsible for beta!"
[03:17:55] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard -- headshots are for those who actually wanna die.
[03:18:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahhh
[03:18:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, if i just want attention it's easier to wave my pecker at people.
[03:18:54] <Ethanol-fueled> like Daniel Victor Jones [ NSFW ]
[03:18:56] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.liveleak.com
[03:18:58] <monopoly> ^ 03LiveLeak.com - Daniel V. Jones
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[03:21:48] * chromas is reminded to investigate font disappearance
[03:23:02] <crutchy> space_man was abducted by aliems
[03:23:06] <Ethanol-fueled> My own almost-death was behind the wheel of a car, crashing headfirst into a tree. Miraculously, I wasn't driving fast enough to kill myself, though I did total my car and take a steering column to the chest.
[03:24:05] <Ethanol-fueled> After that day, I slowly but surely decided that I would never, ever again let anybody fuck with me again. All those who did would pay.
[03:24:14] <mrcoolbp> Ethanol-Fueled: where are you located (I rememeber it's in cali somewhere)
[03:24:24] * mrcoolbp was just in LA last week
[03:24:42] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled, what's the going rate for fucking with you?
[03:24:54] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy: DEATH.
[03:25:07] <crutchy> man that's expensive
[03:25:23] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled: so that's why /. is dying
[03:25:30] <crutchy> it better come with some kinda sexual favor if you wanna sell thaty
[03:25:41] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas - slashdot is dying because Jews are sucking the lifeblood out of it.
[03:26:09] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[03:26:10] <monopoly> ^ 03Dethklok-Hatredcopter Music Video - YouTube
[03:26:18] <crutchy> does that mean competitors like SN and |. are jewish?
[03:26:45] <chromas> No because they're not taking money right now
[03:27:14] <Ethanol-fueled> mrcoolbo - I am in san diego. But that's not where I almost died.
[03:27:21] <Ethanol-fueled> mrcoolbp^
[03:27:22] <crutchy> i thought slashdot committed suicide by taking a Beta Rifle and shooting itself in the foot
[03:27:33] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy - yep
[03:27:47] <mrcoolbp> Ethanol: oh, that's not near any of the places I'd visit currently
[03:27:58] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy - soylent news is jewish. give it time, it will admit it.
[03:28:06] <crutchy> mrcoolbp, what about sunny straya?
[03:28:24] * crutchy is surprised that it is actually sunny today
[03:28:27] <crutchy> ~weather
[03:28:31] <exec> weather for 10Morwell (latrobe Valley Airport), VIC, Australia at 11:58 am (EST) ~ 90 mins ago: temp: 1015.8°C (60.4°F), dp: 1011°C (51.8°F), press: 101028.5 mb (-1 mb/60 mins), humid: 1073%, wind: 106.4 km/h (4 mph) @ 1060°
[03:28:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, not me. i'm an infidel to every religion.
[03:28:46] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, amen
[03:28:47] <chromas> crutchy: we just had summer hail earlier
[03:28:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> and atheism
[03:29:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> just for good measure
[03:29:06] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, amen to that too
[03:29:10] <chromas> isms--
[03:29:10] <Bender> karma - isms: -1
[03:29:19] <chromas> (except for jisms)
[03:29:36] * crutchy is not religist.. he hates them all equally
[03:29:44] <crutchy> even the scientific religion
[03:29:57] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: straya? looks like a cafe
[03:30:24] <Ethanol-fueled> That's good, very good -- all religious viewpoints including the lack of religion must be destroyed.
[03:31:11] <crutchy> not lack of religion, just those that claim lack of religion as a cover for their religion
[03:31:21] <crutchy> like those atheist morons
[03:31:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, nah. they just gotta all stop being dicks about it. if they stfu i got no prollems with em.
[03:31:29] <Ethanol-fueled> But you and I don't entirely believe that -- you cocksuckers are using PERL for example.
[03:31:35] * NCommander waves
[03:31:38] * crutchy isn't
[03:31:47] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard - dicks give purpose.
[03:31:48] * crutchy is infected by the PHP virus
[03:31:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> evenin NCommander
[03:31:58] <crutchy> dicks are good for fucking assholes
[03:32:05] <Ethanol-fueled> Ncommander, can I suck you off?
[03:32:16] * NCommander is currently biking out lives frustations on the seward highway
[03:32:20] <NCommander> Ethanol-fueled, no.
[03:32:25] <Ethanol-fueled> BIKING>!
[03:32:26] <crutchy> cos without dicks, all our pussies would be covered in shit
[03:33:28] <Ethanol-fueled> NCommander, I like you, hell, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister -- but don't let me catch you biking in San Diego's North County.
[03:34:11] <NCommander> Ethanol-fueled, I'm biking in Alaska :-P
[03:34:24] <NCommander> Ethanol-fueled, given California drivers, biking in San Diego is something of a deathwish
[03:34:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Ncommander - I know. Just throwing it out there.
[03:36:58] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[03:37:00] <monopoly> ^ 03Toxic Avenger Kid on Bike - YouTube
[03:37:15] <Ethanol-fueled> This is what it's like riding a bike in San Diego
[03:38:51] * mrcoolbp decides to go to sleep
[03:38:58] <mrcoolbp> good night peoples
[03:39:11] <juggs> night mrcoolbp
[03:39:18] <chromas> night, mrsleepbp
[03:39:30] mrcoolbp is now known as mrsleepbp
[03:41:09] mrsleepbp is now known as mrcoolbp|zzz
[03:42:55] <Ethanol-fueled> FUN
[03:42:56] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[03:42:57] <monopoly> ^ 03The Toxic Avenger - Taco Bar Fight (HD 1080p) - YouTube
[03:50:26] <Ethanol-fueled> time for drunkennes
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[03:55:55] <Ethanol-fueled> poutine--
[03:55:55] <Bender> karma - poutine: -354
[03:56:05] <juggs> drunkeness ensued already?
[03:56:19] <Ethanol-fueled> juggs: you too like emerson lake and palmer
[03:56:35] <juggs> if you say so
[03:57:03] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[03:57:04] <monopoly> ^ 03The Toxic Avenger - Taco Bar Fight (HD 1080p) - YouTube
[03:57:08] <Ethanol-fueled> SUG IT, FAG
[03:57:20] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[03:57:21] <monopoly> ^ 03The Toxic Avenger - Taco Bar Fight (HD 1080p) - YouTube
[03:57:30] <Ethanol-fueled> That's a bug.
[03:57:50] <Ethanol-fueled> mega-drunkenness has ensured.
[03:58:21] <Ethanol-fueled> expect racial slur bombardment for the next 4 or so hours.
[03:59:04] <Ethanol-fueled> You all are going to suck my cock.
[03:59:11] <Ethanol-fueled> like an old vietnamese bitch.
[03:59:20] <Ethanol-fueled> WoohooHEEHEEhaehaehaehawhaw
[04:01:17] <Ethanol-fueled> I am going to take the 4-inch extender on that woman.
[04:01:28] <Ethanol-fueled> She will be opened up like aChristmas present
[04:01:34] <Ethanol-fueled> GAPESD
[04:01:37] <Ethanol-fueled> BAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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[04:04:24] <Ethanol-fueled> it seems that all are dying out.
[04:04:37] <Ethanol-fueled> hlRGHHGHAHHGHAHAGHAGGA
[04:05:04] <Ethanol-fueled> It's time to shit on your mommas' chests.
[04:05:11] <Ethanol-fueled> and go to the local bar.
[04:05:30] <Ethanol-fueled> and sniff an asian pussy, which tastes like Teriyaki.
[04:05:51] <Ethanol-fueled> but none of you know that, because you virgins havent touched a goddamn pussy in your lives.
[04:05:59] <Ethanol-fueled> BAHAHAHAHAHYHEEHEEHEEHOHOOHOO
[04:06:32] <JamesNZ> Are you drunk?
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[04:07:05] <JamesNZ> I'll take that as a yes :P
[04:07:40] <juggs> gave them a temporary timeout
[04:07:50] <Popeidol> 11:57 < Ethanol-fueled> mega-drunkenness has ensured.
[04:07:53] <Popeidol> 11:58 < Ethanol-fueled> expect racial slur bombardment for the next 4 or so hours.
[04:08:18] <Popeidol> so far we're 10 minutes in
[04:11:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Facebook Likes: How to Make Facebook Enjoyable Again - http://sylnt.us - don't-use-it?
[04:11:08] <Konomi> oh the fun
[04:11:22] * Konomi waves to everyone
[04:11:32] <juggs> o/ hi Konomi
[04:12:14] <Konomi> can't we just kline him forever
[04:12:16] <Konomi> pretty please?
[04:13:06] <juggs> I'm not comfortable imposing even temp dlines. You will have to twist the arm of another I am afraid.
[04:14:36] <Konomi> shame I was hoping he could vanish for the rest of my natural life ;p
[04:15:07] <JamesNZ> Konomi: /ignore will do that for you :)
[04:15:23] <Konomi> I try to use my mental ignore more than that
[04:15:36] <JamesNZ> Ah.
[04:16:00] <juggs> That stuff just escalates to silliness. But EF has said in the past to give him a time out if he gets out of hand - so I did. I don't like getting all authoritarian on the whole.
[04:19:04] <Konomi> I presume bribes won't help then?
[04:23:26] * SpallsHurgenson returns victorious from a campaign against space roaches and space mercenaries
[04:23:27] <juggs> newp, I is incorruptible.
[04:23:30] <arti> bribes!
[04:23:36] <arti> offerings of baked goods
[04:23:41] <arti> :I
[04:23:44] <juggs> SpallsHurgenson, what you been playing?
[04:24:19] <JamesNZ> He went, he shot, he squashed.
[04:24:36] * Konomi wonders what to do with the plastic dics after she converts them to x264
[04:24:48] <arti> o.O
[04:24:55] <juggs> plastic dics?
[04:25:01] * SpallsHurgenson titters
[04:25:01] <Konomi> dvds
[04:25:04] <Konomi> I got ghostbusters
[04:25:16] <Konomi> and after I transfer the entire dvd to x264 I am not sure what to do with them
[04:25:20] * arti imagines a jedi mind trick 'this was not the word you were looking for'
[04:25:48] <juggs> drinks coasters or resale Konomi
[04:25:52] * SpallsHurgenson ripped all his dvds and then stuck them in one of those 128-dvd-cases that he stuffed in the closet :)
[04:26:14] * arti feeds his to his sapient pearwood chest
[04:26:58] <SpallsHurgenson> but I'm a data-packrat :)
[04:27:14] <SpallsHurgenson> that's why I still have email from 1992 :)
[04:27:26] <Konomi> I have 4tb of hard drives so
[04:27:38] <Popeidol> I have
[04:27:40] * Popeidol calculates
[04:27:41] <juggs> lol SpallsHurgenson I have a stack of those wallet things - the cases are long gone. In memory I have had to retrieve one original disc in the last decade. That for me justifies the shelf space :D
[04:27:42] <ciri> HAHAHAHA
[04:27:44] <Konomi> HDD Total Size: 4991.0GB (57.4% used)
[04:27:56] <Popeidol> four DVDs
[04:28:10] * SpallsHurgenson has 6GB live archive in the file-serve, which doesn't include local storage or backups :)
[04:28:15] <SpallsHurgenson> erm, TB
[04:28:26] <SpallsHurgenson> no, wait... 8TB.
[04:28:38] <Konomi> you have a problem!
[04:28:49] <SpallsHurgenson> I told you, I'm a data-packrat
[04:29:00] <juggs> something something 512KB
[04:29:46] <juggs> something something dark side
[04:29:47] <SpallsHurgenson> to be fair, of the 8TB there's probably 1-2TB still free.
[04:29:54] <Konomi> need my holographic storage cube ;_;
[04:30:26] <SpallsHurgenson> but its getting tight. Unfortunately, upgrading will be expensive, since I'll need to get more backup too :(
[04:32:46] <juggs> would it be safe to ask what in $deity's name you are storing?
[04:33:01] <SpallsHurgenson> juggs: everything, I think :)
[04:33:30] <Konomi> hd copies of the game of thrones obviously
[04:34:37] <SpallsHurgenson> ripped all my DVDs, same with all my audioCDs, more high-res art than I know what to do with, I never met a photo I thought bad enough to delete, and then there's 30 years of my work and life in electronic files :)
[04:35:06] <Konomi> the library of SpallsHurgenson
[04:35:29] <SpallsHurgenson> it's well organized though. I Can find pretty much anything without much trouble
[04:35:42] <Konomi> and encrpyted?
[04:36:00] <SpallsHurgenson> only the stuff that's worth encrypting.
[04:36:10] <juggs> it's probably indexed with tagging and meta tagging, kept in a clean room
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[04:36:38] <SpallsHurgenson> nah, just good filenames and a neat set of directories and sub-directories :)
[04:36:40] <Konomi> sorry I don't think nerd when I hear that
[04:36:46] <Konomi> all I think is "so want to see clean room"
[04:37:06] <SpallsHurgenson> I want to wear the bunny suit :)
[04:37:30] <Konomi> I want to get around to eventually having encrptytrion on all my stuff
[04:37:37] <Konomi> but atm only a few erm things are encrypted
[04:38:36] <juggs> I want to lock SpallsHurgenson in my apartment with only a vacuum cleaner, cleaning products and some glovelies. Give it 24hrs the place will be pristine.
[04:38:44] <Konomi> haha
[04:39:17] <SpallsHurgenson> given how this archive has moved between different OS and platforms, I think I'm happier keeping most of it unencrypted to ease the inevitable migrations
[04:39:39] <Konomi> I'm pretty much staying with debian so I have no concern about that
[04:39:45] <SpallsHurgenson> juggs: you'll find yourself well organized, but dusty :)
[04:39:52] <Popeidol> debian++
[04:39:52] <Bender> karma - debian: 16
[04:39:56] <SpallsHurgenson> s/yourself/your stuff/
[04:39:57] <exec> <SpallsHurgenson> juggs: you'll find your stuff well organized, but dusty :)
[04:40:33] <Konomi> you can put juggs in the hubeans section
[04:40:35] <juggs> hmm... then I'd just need to find someone with a dust OCD to finish the job
[04:40:50] <crutchy> debian ++
[04:40:53] <crutchy> oops
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[04:40:56] <crutchy> debian++
[04:40:56] <Bender> karma - debian: 17
[04:41:10] <JamesNZ> fedora++
[04:41:10] <Bender> karma - fedora: 2
[04:41:42] <crutchy> sitting_outside_and_enjoying_the_sunshine++
[04:41:42] <Bender> karma - sitting_outside_and_enjoying_the_sunshine: 1
[04:42:12] <Konomi> eww traitor
[04:42:29] <chromas> Archlinux++
[04:42:29] <Bender> karma - archlinux: 23
[04:42:52] <Popeidol> win98++
[04:42:52] <Bender> karma - win98: 1
[04:43:00] <crutchy> sitting out on the deck under cover, light breeze, glass of coke and kiddies playing on the trampoline
[04:43:08] <arti> beos++
[04:43:08] <Bender> karma - beos: 1
[04:43:17] <crutchy> and it's saturday! :D
[04:43:55] <SpallsHurgenson> OSX--
[04:43:55] <Bender> karma - osx: -1
[04:44:33] <juggs> SpallsHurgenson, well organized would be a good start. For one my car's handbook has mysteriously gone missing - which is annoying since I disconnected the battery and now the stereo head unit is demanding a pin code. I swear someone broke into my home and solely stole that handbook and left everything else untouched.
[04:44:39] <crutchy> exec hasn't flooded the channel for a while. there must be something wrong :/
[04:45:16] <crutchy> juggs, don't worry you'll find it after you buy a new head unit
[04:46:04] <SpallsHurgenson> I /ignored exec and now I don't know how to unignore him with this client :)
[04:46:37] <chromas> crutchy: you could make it respond to its own links :D
[04:48:41] <crutchy> SpallsHurgenson, it's prolly no loss. if sedbot comees back soon there's prolly nothing you're missing
[04:48:50] <chromas> if
[04:50:42] <crutchy> actually, if you ignore any message beginning with ~ you prolly won't even know if its working at all :p
[04:50:56] <crutchy> not sure how to do that, but might be possible
[04:51:21] * crutchy takes a squiz in his client settings
[04:52:14] <juggs> crutchy, I have a better head unit in my "project" car that I intend to transplant to the daily driver, sadly I am defeated by malfunctioning garage door syndrome. i.e. I can't get to it without deploying Mr. A. Grinder.
[04:52:53] <crutchy> oh speaking of grinding
[04:52:56] <crutchy> coffee++
[04:52:56] <Bender> karma - coffee: 668
[04:53:07] <Popeidol> I was wondering where crutchy was going with that comment
[04:53:24] <SpallsHurgenson> its_not_cocaine_I_swear++
[04:53:24] <Bender> karma - its_not_cocaine_i_swear: 1
[04:54:10] <crutchy> do they grind cocaine or crush it?
[04:55:26] <juggs> who is "they" in this context?
[04:57:06] <crutchy> juggs, government agents
[04:57:23] <Konomi> they're coming for you
[04:57:25] <SpallsHurgenson> depends on the quality. lowest stuff is dumped into a pit with light acid and crushed until it makes a paste
[04:58:13] <SpallsHurgenson> the powder is a nasty mix of cocaine paste, and chemicals like kerosene, benzole, and sulphuric acid.
[04:58:19] <SpallsHurgenson> and then you have crack cocaine :)
[04:58:24] <Popeidol> yeah, watching that stuff being made is crazy
[04:58:33] <juggs> afaik they just confiscate it crutchy - what happens after that...... who knows.
[04:58:37] <Popeidol> at some point they just start dumping huge amounts of petrol into it
[04:58:39] <SpallsHurgenson> yeah, there was a really good documentary about it a few years back
[04:58:44] <Popeidol> and you're meant to put it up your nose
[04:59:02] <Konomi> as long as caffeine stays legal I will be okay
[04:59:06] <Popeidol> https://www.youtube.com is the one I watched
[04:59:07] <monopoly> ^ 03Cocaine production in Colombia - YouTube
[04:59:13] <SpallsHurgenson> then again, lots of stuff is made by dousing it with toxic chemicals. I think gold is like that.
[04:59:46] <SpallsHurgenson> they use all sorts of horrible stuff to purify the ore.
[05:00:23] <crutchy> i like the video of how things like toothpicks are mass produced
[05:00:34] <crutchy> s/deo/deos
[05:00:35] <exec> <crutchy> i like the videos of how things like toothpicks are mass produced
[05:00:38] <juggs> Konomi, when they came for the coke users I said nothing as I wasn't a coke user.... etc... blah... tired, worn out something or other.
[05:00:53] <Konomi> when they came for the coke users I wasn't even alive >.>
[05:00:56] * SpallsHurgenson looks at the other screen and sighs
[05:01:00] <SpallsHurgenson> excuse me a moment
[05:01:19] <crutchy> did the porn video finish?
[05:01:37] <SpallsHurgenson> FUCK YOU, MAC! FUCK YOU STEVE JOBS! FUCK YOU SIDEWAYS AND UPSIDE DOWN FOR YOUR CRAPPY OS WHICH NEVER GIVES ANY FUCKING CLUE TO WHAT THE PROBLEM IS! FUCK FUCK FUCK!
[05:01:41] * SpallsHurgenson feels better now :)
[05:01:58] <crutchy> SpallsHurgenson, you've been influenced by nc
[05:02:43] <SpallsHurgenson> Macs really make me appreciate WindowsME :)
[05:03:03] <crutchy> at least windows me still had a real dos mode
[05:03:35] <juggs> ye gads
[05:03:38] <SpallsHurgenson> when it bluescreened, it gave you semi-useful info.
[05:03:56] <Konomi> ":( windows: I had an accident"
[05:04:06] <crutchy> in your shorts?
[05:04:18] <Konomi> I imagine in windows' case yes ;p
[05:04:39] <SpallsHurgenson> then again, I have a definite bias against Macs
[05:04:56] * juggs nestles in Konomi's earwax. Don't mind me, I'm just passing through.
[05:05:01] <Konomi> >.>
[05:05:09] * Konomi gest the cotton bud of death
[05:05:21] <SpallsHurgenson> it has to do with doing tech-support for MacHeads for years, listening to them belittle PCs while seeing firsthand how awful their OS was
[05:05:23] <juggs> ARRRRGH!
[05:05:40] * juggs flees
[05:05:49] <SpallsHurgenson> the users ignorant hypocrisy soured me on the platform :)
[05:06:16] <crutchy> reminds me of https://www.youtube.com
[05:06:16] <monopoly> ^ 03Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2. - YouTube
[05:07:10] <crutchy> SpallsHurgenson, why did you buy a mac then?
[05:07:51] <SpallsHurgenson> I didn't buy it for ME :)
[05:08:09] <juggs> errmagurd - are we going to relive mac vs MS and then pivot to the "best" linux distro?
[05:08:20] <crutchy> debian++
[05:08:20] <Bender> karma - debian: 18
[05:09:06] <SpallsHurgenson> ubuntu 14, with super-awesome unity gui :)
[05:09:12] <crutchy> or star trek vs star wars?
[05:09:18] <crutchy> ubuntu lol
[05:09:27] <crutchy> isn't that just a debian ripoff anyway?
[05:10:07] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[05:10:08] <monopoly> ^ 03Matrix Runs on Windows XP - YouTube
[05:11:04] <SpallsHurgenson> I think debian has disowned them :)
[05:11:33] <juggs> I think NCommander has too lol
[05:14:11] <juggs> says me - tippy typing via a mint machine. mint - ubuntu - debian. I have to give a grudging nod to canonical for getting stuff to "just work".
[05:14:31] <SpallsHurgenson> and then breaking it again :)
[05:14:59] <Popeidol> around 04/05, ubuntu was a breath of fresh air compared to debian
[05:15:38] <Popeidol> but after around 07 they seemed to be going off on their own tangent and debian started getting their act together
[05:15:40] <SpallsHurgenson> in its heyday, ubuntu was wonderful; as juggs said, it just worked
[05:15:58] <SpallsHurgenson> you gave it to a novice and they were set, on the road to linuxhood
[05:16:05] <juggs> last breakages I experienced were early ext4 journalling issues and the pulseaudio adoption.
[05:16:09] <Popeidol> gateway linux
[05:19:21] <Popeidol> I jumped ship when unity arrived and it started taking too much work to disable features they thought I wanted after every update
[05:23:37] <crutchy> debian stable is named after its nature
[05:24:34] * crutchy uses debian for engineering app server at work. has been running pretty much non stop since i first installed it. except for a dead power supply and a couple of kernel upgrade restarts
[05:25:27] <juggs> likewise Popeidol - I gave unity a few months, and to be fair once I got the shortcuts down it was OK. But then nix'ing lenses, avahi and dnsmasq became too cumbersome. I've done my last upgrade now until I see the fallout from the sytemd holy wars.
[05:26:20] <crutchy> systemd will prolly win out, and i don't necessarily see it as a bad thing. its not like microsoft in that whatever binary format is used won't be publicly available
[05:28:03] <crutchy> is there really that much difference between an ascii format and an open binary format? except that you can't just understand it yourself in nano/vim/emacs?
[05:28:35] * crutchy wouldn't be surprised if those editors eventually come out with plugins or whatever for interpreting open binary formats
[05:28:35] <SpallsHurgenson> yet :)
[05:29:19] <SpallsHurgenson> technically, ascii is a binary format too :)
[05:29:25] <Popeidol> crutchy: basically just an additional barrier to entry
[05:29:27] <crutchy> if someone goes darth vader on systemd, luke skywalker will come along and fork the project
[05:29:42] <crutchy> just like mariadb vs oracle
[05:29:45] <Popeidol> which is fine if ther'es a technical reason for it, but stupid if there isn't
[05:29:52] <SpallsHurgenson> Luke, I am your forker?
[05:30:17] <crutchy> binary shouldn't really be much of a barrier of entry
[05:30:29] <crutchy> not for the techo nerd community anyways
[05:30:51] <Popeidol> I like things I can edit with pretty much any standard tool
[05:30:57] <SpallsHurgenson> they are the only ones who care about configs and logfiless anyway :)
[05:31:02] <Popeidol> rather than having to pick from a subset that support a particular binary format
[05:31:35] <crutchy> no reason why standard tools couldn't edit binary. ascii is really binary too, it's just common enough that most people forget
[05:31:39] * juggs sits in the corner grooming his toes
[05:31:52] <chromas> hexeditors++
[05:31:52] <Bender> karma - hexeditors: 1
[05:32:03] <crutchy> juggs, you should open source your toe cheese too
[05:32:20] <Popeidol> crutchy: true, but if every program on your system starts doing their own binary format your tools will have a hell of a time supporting them all
[05:32:34] <crutchy> nod nod
[05:32:38] <juggs> pfft - kids today. ~rolleyes~
[05:32:47] <crutchy> isn't there an xkcd for this
[05:32:58] <crutchy> but anyway, if it works i'll use it
[05:33:19] <crutchy> if i need to roll my own binary settings editor badly enough, i'm sure i could do it
[05:33:22] <SpallsHurgenson> erm... http://xkcd.com ?
[05:33:22] <monopoly> ^ 03xkcd: Standards
[05:33:27] <crutchy> yeah
[05:33:31] <SpallsHurgenson> closest I could think of :)
[05:34:34] <crutchy> one advantage of binary format is you end up fairly compact, which is good for embedded and mobile stuff
[05:34:55] <SpallsHurgenson> text config files + zip :)
[05:35:10] <crutchy> gathp! zip is binary... blasphemous!
[05:35:41] <crutchy> how can i read zip files in emacs?
[05:35:42] <ciri> very carefully and then some
[05:35:48] <crutchy> lol @ ciri
[05:36:40] <SpallsHurgenson> ciri will be first against the wall when the revolution comes
[05:37:08] <crutchy> bots are scary. i'm going to watch from a distance
[05:37:11] * juggs crafts a ciri exploit
[05:37:37] <crutchy> at least exec only floods on command
[05:38:43] <juggs> reinvention_and_marketing++
[05:38:43] <Bender> karma - reinvention_and_marketing: 1
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[05:47:07] <crutchy> ~time chicago
[05:47:08] <exec> Saturday, 23 August 2014 @ 12:47 am CDT - Chicago, IL, USA
[05:47:23] <crutchy> getting to the quiet time
[05:48:04] <crutchy> ~wiki get
[05:48:05] <exec> wiki: not logged in
[05:48:09] <crutchy> ~wiki login
[05:48:13] <exec> wiki: login=Success, username=Exec (userid=1546)
[05:48:17] <crutchy> ~wiki get
[05:48:18] <exec> wiki: edit=invalid title
[05:48:25] <juggs> oi
[05:48:27] <crutchy> ~wiki get Special:RecentChanges
[05:48:29] <exec> wiki: edit=section not found
[05:48:43] <crutchy> ~help wiki
[05:48:45] <exec> help for "wiki" alias not found
[05:48:51] <crutchy> :/
[05:49:11] <crutchy> whatcha been up to juggs?
[05:49:31] * crutchy is back inside cos it was getting a bit chilly out, even though its still sunny
[05:49:53] <juggs> watching the game drinking a bud. wasup?
[05:50:12] <crutchy> what game?
[05:51:16] <juggs> my my it passed out of meme-ville. You'll find it if your search-fu is fine.
[05:51:55] <crutchy> oh. you spelled waaaaaaaazuuuuuuuuuuup! wrong :p
[05:52:26] <crutchy> yo shorty. pick up the phone!
[05:54:30] <juggs> imaginative marketing. Bud is still atrocious beer but I have to applaud that ad campaign.
[05:57:35] <crutchy> it was an excellent marketing campaign for smoking pot too
[05:59:27] <Popeidol> ah yes, the old 'buds and buds' marketing
[06:00:25] <juggs> I liked the Scream variants
[06:04:00] * juggs feels old
[06:05:16] * crutchy is considering changing from apache to nginx
[06:05:35] <crutchy> ooh wonder if slash could be made to run on that
[06:09:57] <juggs> sure why not throw nginx in front of varnish in front of an outdated apache - what could possibly go wrong? Perhaps the question would be better phrased with "should" in place of "could".
[06:10:12] <crutchy> ~wiki logout
[06:10:13] <exec> wiki: not logged in
[06:10:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Can We Create a Public Internet Space Where the First Amendment, Not Private Terms of Service, Rules - http://sylnt.us - more-meta-than-meta-dept
[06:10:49] <juggs> Anything is possible, most things aren't desirable.
[06:11:10] <crutchy> is that re public internet?
[06:11:48] <juggs> just common sense internet or not.
[06:55:49] <crutchy> coffee++
[06:55:49] <Bender> karma - coffee: 669
[07:00:48] * chromas was watching Simpsons marathon on fxx but other people like watching sports
[07:01:10] <crutchy> ~last xlefay
[07:01:17] <chromas> american_football--
[07:01:17] <Bender> karma - american_football: -1
[07:01:24] <chromas> way, way too high
[07:01:25] <exec> last privmsg for xlefay in #soylent: [2014-08-11 17:39:25] Just can't be as active on IRC as I used to be, got actual stuff to do nowadays :(
[07:01:26] <crutchy> foozball
[07:01:34] <chromas> fooseball++
[07:01:34] <Bender> karma - fooseball: 1
[07:01:46] <chromas> -e
[07:01:51] <chromas> foosball++
[07:01:51] <Bender> karma - foosball: 1
[07:01:57] <crutchy> aussie rules is gay but still better than the american pussy crap
[07:02:21] <crutchy> playing_sport_with_body_armor--
[07:02:21] <Bender> karma - playing_sport_with_body_armor: -1
[07:02:36] <chromas> hey now we make sure our players get brain injuries and then say they don't
[07:02:39] <Popeidol> well there goes cricket
[07:02:48] <Popeidol> and hockey
[07:02:53] <crutchy> yup
[07:03:08] <Popeidol> but we still have ultimate frisbee so that's ok
[07:03:11] * chromas notes that hockey, soccer and basketball are almost the same game
[07:03:18] <crutchy> though admittedly cricket involves a smaller and much faster projectile
[07:03:45] <crutchy> than football
[07:03:52] <crutchy> hockey smiliar
[07:03:56] <Popeidol> it is quite difficult to be injured by only a football
[07:03:56] <chromas> need a soccer/futbol-like game using a baseball and bats
[07:04:21] <Popeidol> lacrosse sort of fits that
[07:04:29] <Popeidol> they just have a scoop on the bat
[07:04:42] <chromas> tron scoop
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[07:19:52] <Popeidol> trons coop
[07:29:41] <crutchy> Popeidol, s/c/p
[07:29:42] <exec> <crutchy> <Popeidol> trons poop
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[08:08:02] <ar> coffee--
[08:08:02] <Bender> karma - coffee: 668
[08:08:02] <ar> coffee--
[08:08:02] <Bender> karma - coffee: 667
[08:08:03] <ar> coffee--
[08:08:03] <Bender> karma - coffee: 666
[08:08:16] <ar> see? coffee's evil!
[08:10:06] <crutchy> coffee++
[08:10:06] <Bender> karma - coffee: 667
[08:10:07] <crutchy> coffee++
[08:10:07] <Bender> karma - coffee: 668
[08:10:07] <crutchy> coffee++
[08:10:07] <Bender> karma - coffee: 669
[08:10:09] <crutchy> coffee++
[08:10:09] <Bender> karma - coffee: 670
[08:10:13] <crutchy> coffee--
[08:10:13] <Bender> karma - coffee: 669
[08:10:15] <crutchy> now its a weird threesome
[08:12:26] <crutchy> ~queue
[08:12:30] <exec> *** SN submission queue: 16
[08:12:30] <exec> *** http://soylentnews.org
[08:12:55] <ar> coffee--
[08:12:56] <Bender> karma - coffee: 668
[08:12:56] <ar> coffee--
[08:12:56] <Bender> karma - coffee: 667
[08:12:57] <ar> coffee--
[08:12:57] <Bender> karma - coffee: 666
[08:14:32] <crutchy> ~queue
[08:14:36] <exec> *** SN submission queue: 16 - http://sylnt.us
[08:17:07] <crutchy> ~
[08:17:07] <exec> http://sylnt.us
[08:27:44] <crutchy> hmm. i've been typing the date as 22/8 today :/
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[09:00:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Australian Studio Boycotts Public Discussion Forum on Copyright due to Piracy - http://sylnt.us - na-na-na-I-can't-hear-you
[09:03:26] <ar> nice kernel bug: http://dpaste.com
[09:03:26] <monopoly> ^ 03dpaste: 2Z5ZF5W ( Location )
[09:04:46] <ar> (it's not ubuntu-specific)
[09:05:49] <crutchy> i don't get it
[09:08:14] <crutchy> what's not behaving as expected?
[09:09:12] <crutchy> not sure what the warning is caused by. that's the only oddity
[09:09:32] <crutchy> you tried first mounting as ro and the warning says its mounted rw
[09:09:44] <ar> yes. and it's a bug
[09:09:58] <ar> when i mount bind,ro i want the destination to be ro
[09:10:03] <ar> https://lkml.org
[09:10:08] <ar> there's even a patch for it
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[09:12:14] <crutchy> so the warning was a bug?
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[09:12:59] <crutchy> or rather the mount being rw was a bug, but at least it warned about it
[09:13:24] <crutchy> seems like something that was at least forseen enough to generate a warning
[09:14:51] <crutchy> and you were logged in as root
[09:16:38] <crutchy> you already had rw access to /boot
[09:17:26] <crutchy> at most it seems like a bug in mount
[09:20:56] <crutchy> if you were given rw access to a mount that you normally wouldn't have access to, then that would be a serious bug in the kernel
[09:21:14] <crutchy> but can't see anything like that in this case
[09:24:50] <crutchy> its good to know there are people out there testing for weaknesses though
[09:40:08] <crutchy> is it just me or is the SN board trying to reinvent the not-for-profit organization?
[09:52:35] <Popeidol> how so?
[09:52:36] <ciri> doing good, and you?
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[09:59:56] <crutchy> from what i can tell from the #staff backlog they're still trying to figure out how to make a not-for-profit
[10:00:15] <crutchy> tbh i didn't think it was rocket science
[10:00:28] <crutchy> maybe it is in the US though
[10:01:21] <crutchy> they're talking about shares
[10:01:34] <crutchy> why are they talking about shares for a not-for-profit?
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[10:04:20] <chromas> Supposed to be sold temporary corp thing until they do the nfp later
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[10:04:39] <chromas> s/old/ome/
[10:04:40] <exec> <chromas> Supposed to be some temporary corp thing until they do the nfp later
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[10:04:56] <crutchy> is that the normal way NFPs are created in the USA?
[10:05:13] <chromas> No idea'r
[10:05:26] <crutchy> not saying its wrong. it just seems weird for someone from australia
[10:05:58] * crutchy pokes Konomi ;p
[10:06:05] <chromas> I think it actually may just be weird
[10:07:00] * crutchy wonders if anyone has written up a business plan with a budget
[10:09:51] <crutchy> is there a Soylent Corporation Department of the Board's Committee for Oversight for the Establishment of a Not-For-Profit Organization
[10:10:24] <chromas> There are actually two
[10:10:38] <crutchy> lol
[10:10:38] <ciri> HEHEHEHE
[10:10:43] <crutchy> i can guess
[10:11:04] <crutchy> the two that pay the bills atm?
[10:11:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:11:07] <Bender> karma - coffee: 667
[10:11:13] <chromas> Seems like they're trying to over-engineer it
[10:11:17] <crutchy> coffee++
[10:11:17] <Bender> karma - coffee: 668
[10:11:24] <crutchy> well i guess they are nerds
[10:11:34] <crutchy> its kinda in their blood to over-engineer things
[10:11:42] <chromas> Nerds++
[10:11:42] <Bender> karma - nerds: 2
[10:12:12] <chromas> NERRRDS!!
[10:13:44] <chromas> http://youtu.be
[10:13:46] <monopoly> ^ 03Revenge On the Revenge of the Nerds | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[10:14:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, the whole stock thing is going out for community for input shortly. you'll be able to read an NC novel about it when it does.
[10:15:50] <crutchy> i'm not a big reader
[10:16:17] <crutchy> just seems kinda weird that it even requires community input
[10:16:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> well put on some platform shoes then. we won't make fun of you.
[10:16:32] <crutchy> do they need the community to tell them how to make a not-for-profit?
[10:16:53] <Popeidol> crutchy, I think it mostly came down to 'this site doesn't fall exactly under any non-profit categories, therefore it's tricky to actually make it one'
[10:16:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> we're not currently a not for profit, we're a public benefit corp.
[10:17:12] <Popeidol> Even in australia I don't know if it'd classify as a non-profit easily
[10:17:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> Popeidol, mostly it's that a lot more paperwork and lawyering needs to go into a NFP
[10:17:23] <crutchy> so we're a normal private company then?
[10:17:39] <Popeidol> crutchy: a half way point between company and NFP
[10:17:43] <crutchy> s/we're/SN is/
[10:17:44] <exec> <crutchy> so SN is a normal private company then?
[10:18:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, splitting the difference. we're a kind that's focused on "public benefit" rather than profit and our duties to any shareholders reflect that.
[10:18:57] <crutchy> all companies would consider themselves 'public benefit'... that's just marketing jargon
[10:19:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> we're going to create a NFP when we can afford it and have time to own a majority of SN though.
[10:19:33] <crutchy> the legal distinction is whether there can be profit or not
[10:19:58] <crutchy> there are co-ops
[10:20:01] <Popeidol> at the moment I'd say the biggest issue is we probably miss out on all the awesome perks NFPs tend to get
[10:20:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, the legal distinction here is we are under no legal obligation to think of shareholder profit before our mission statement.
[10:20:17] <Popeidol> especially in america there's some pretty awesome ones
[10:20:30] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, who is 'we'?
[10:20:44] <crutchy> you and i have absoloutely no say at all
[10:20:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> the board, of which i'm not a part
[10:20:56] <NCommander> Finally home
[10:21:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, yo
[10:21:08] <crutchy> mornin NCommander
[10:21:20] <NCommander> crutchy, there's an actual legal distinction between a "public benefit corporation" and one that says they're for public benefit
[10:21:53] <NCommander> crutchy, ideally, we would be a non-profit, but the startup costs were simply too high
[10:21:54] <crutchy> i think that's where i'm confused (i don'tthink we have those in australia)
[10:22:03] <NCommander> THey're relatively new in the United States
[10:22:11] <crutchy> aren't there clear rules about whether you can have shares or not?
[10:22:23] <NCommander> crutchy, PBC can issue shared
[10:22:24] <NCommander> *shares
[10:22:34] <crutchy> just seems from the backlog in staff that you guys are still trying to figure out what you've already created
[10:22:39] <NCommander> However, the board of directors is no obligated to increase the value of the shares
[10:22:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> that would not be entirely incorrect
[10:23:10] <NCommander> TheMightyBuzzard, well, more specifically, we must weigh our mission statement at priority number 1
[10:23:20] <NCommander> wait
[10:23:22] <NCommander> double negative
[10:23:22] <NCommander> gah
[10:23:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh
[10:23:52] <crutchy> surely we're not trying to create anything new here. why not just do what countless organizations have done before?
[10:23:56] <crutchy> tried and trusted
[10:24:07] <NCommander> crutchy, legally speaking, non-profits in the states have a legal asston of restrictions
[10:24:22] <crutchy> wouldn't that make them kinda pointless?
[10:24:35] <NCommander> crutchy, not for what they're typically used for, i.e., parks assoication, etc.
[10:24:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, just epxensive and restrictive
[10:25:01] <crutchy> in australia nfp's can be created for a local parents club
[10:25:14] <NCommander> crutchy, you could theorically do that in the states, it would be more difficult
[10:25:17] <crutchy> its intended for groups that don't have a crapload of money
[10:25:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> showoffs
[10:25:36] <NCommander> crutchy, that would probably be a LLC in the states
[10:25:44] <chromas> Quick! Incorporate in Australia!
[10:25:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, we couldn't have company guns then
[10:26:12] * NCommander admits our incorporation wasn't the smoothest thing ever created
[10:26:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> NCommander, swag idea. SN branded colt 1911.
[10:26:29] <NCommander> crutchy, part of the problem with NFP laws in the United States, is they're intended to be tied to a specific state and location
[10:26:51] <NCommander> Since we have no federal business law
[10:27:04] <crutchy> you can also create a non-trading cooperative in australia
[10:27:06] <NCommander> A state will only incorporate you if you have an actual physical presense in that state
[10:27:06] <chromas> "With this gun I make Soylent News"
[10:27:16] <crutchy> lol
[10:27:16] <ciri> HEHEHEHE
[10:27:40] <crutchy> maybe we can put guns in the soylent store
[10:28:28] <chromas> Knives, too, so we can 'edit' the 'news'
[10:29:04] <crutchy> just seems like its something that should be fairly easy to do, otherwise nobody would do it. what do other public benefit sites do?
[10:29:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> for now, don't sweat it too hard. read the novel when it hits the front page and much will be made clear.
[10:29:35] <crutchy> i'm not sweating at all. just seems strange from here
[10:29:44] <chromas> crutchy: do those exist?
[10:29:46] <crutchy> (its fairly chilly here tonight)
[10:30:04] <crutchy> wikipedia, apache foundation, debian, etc
[10:30:32] <crutchy> most of the open saucy type of sites would be not-for-profit
[10:30:57] <crutchy> ^just guessing. might be some that aren't
[10:31:13] <chromas> We need to get Norton Commander's mug on the site immediately
[10:32:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> dunno bout that but there's a sweet looking stein coming around christmas time.
[10:32:44] <crutchy> ~isup ncommander.org
[10:32:44] <exec> ncommander.org: error connecting
[10:32:48] <crutchy> aww
[10:33:05] <crutchy> stein? is that a piano?
[10:33:15] <chromas> It's a lawyer
[10:33:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> german for booze holder
[10:33:33] * crutchy likes drooling over the yamaha clavinova pianos
[10:33:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> cup with a hat
[10:33:51] <crutchy> my dad had one when i was a kid. beautiful instruments
[10:33:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> heavy though
[10:34:09] * TheMightyBuzzard used to move them for a living
[10:34:24] <chromas> Need sn to be a wife project of a mega corp
[10:34:33] <chromas> Shit
[10:34:43] <chromas> Side project
[10:34:57] <chromas> 1d_keyboard--
[10:34:57] <Bender> karma - 1d_keyboard: -1
[10:35:47] <crutchy> heavy is good. heavy is reliable, and if it does not work you can always hit him with it
[10:35:56] <chromas> A side project that they will money into like the old bell labs
[10:36:43] <chromas> !grab crutchy
[10:36:44] <Bender> Added quote 231
[10:37:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> stop grabbing crutchy
[10:37:21] <crutchy> yeah. only my wife is allowed to do that
[10:37:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> sexual_harassment--
[10:37:26] <Bender> karma - sexual_harassment: -1
[10:37:28] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: s/u/o/
[10:37:29] <exec> <chromas> <TheMightyBuzzard> sexoal_harassment--
[10:37:39] * chromas is so slow
[10:38:02] <chromas> crutchy: yeah but somebody's gotta do it
[10:39:12] <crutchy> true. suggest changing it to !grope though
[10:40:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> !molest crutchy
[10:42:03] <chromas> !pants crutchy
[10:42:03] <Bender> crutchy: Bite my shiny. metal. pants.
[10:42:30] <chromas> Bender: you didn't involve crutchy
[10:43:39] <chromas> ~say archlinux++
[10:43:40] <exec> archlinux++
[10:43:40] <Bender> karma - archlinux: 24
[10:43:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> archlinux++
[10:43:51] <Bender> karma - archlinux: 25
[10:44:36] <chromas> ~say $sr ++xunilhcra
[10:44:37] <exec> $sr ++xunilhcra
[10:44:37] <aqu4> archlinux++
[10:44:37] <Bender> karma - archlinux: 26
[10:45:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> insterestin
[10:45:09] <chromas> Sublinux++ too
[10:45:09] <Bender> karma - sublinux: 2
[10:47:28] <crutchy> 80's++
[10:47:34] <crutchy> technotronic++
[10:47:34] <Bender> karma - technotronic: 1
[10:48:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> punk++
[10:48:13] <Bender> karma - punk: 1
[10:49:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> glad dawn is getting later. more time to drink coffee before fishing
[10:49:40] <chromas> Coffee++ while fishing
[10:49:40] <Bender> karma - coffee: 669
[10:50:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> one more thing to carry. easier to just shotgun a half a pot before i head out.
[10:50:57] <crutchy> anyone got a spare $20k laying around that they don't need?
[10:50:59] <crutchy> http://usa.yamaha.com
[10:51:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> 3 poles, dip net, rod holder, tackle box, worms, dough bait. add much else and one trip from the car becomes two.
[10:51:38] <ciri> 4
[10:51:39] <ciri> 5
[10:51:41] <ciri> 6
[10:51:43] <ciri> 7
[10:51:45] <ciri> 8
[10:51:47] <ciri> 9
[10:51:49] <ciri> 10 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[10:52:07] * chromas peels some chips off the gold bar used to prop up the coffee table
[10:52:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - MSFT Lobbying Kills Government Adoption of Open Source in Chile - http://sylnt.us - pushing-own-interests
[10:52:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> die in a fire, ciri
[10:52:23] * crutchy offers ciri a crayon
[10:52:42] <chromas> ciri: count to potato
[10:52:56] <crutchy> seems like the chilean government was for sale
[10:52:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, heading out to practice fishing.
[10:53:11] <crutchy> with an esky :p
[10:53:59] <chromas> Bender: s/Lobby/Briber/
[10:54:00] <exec> <chromas> <Bender> [SoylentNews] - MSFT Bribering Kills Government Adoption of Open Source in Chile - http://sylnt.us - pushing-own-interests
[10:54:19] <chromas> y
[10:54:48] <crutchy> in other news: every other company wishes they could do the same as microsoft in chile
[10:55:43] <crutchy> pop quiz: how corrupt do government officials have to be to accept bribes?
[10:56:50] <chromas> Corrupt enough to become government officials
[10:57:16] <chromas> s/become/remain/
[10:57:16] <exec> <chromas> Corrupt enough to remain government officials
[11:01:13] * crutchy is listening to salt n pepper - upside down :p
[11:01:29] <crutchy> damn space jam on tv
[11:01:38] <chromas> Needs paprika too
[11:02:28] <chromas> 'cause they're Whose clues? Blue's Clues!
[11:18:47] <crutchy> !pants chromas
[11:18:47] <Bender> chromas: Bite my shiny. metal. pants.
[11:18:54] <crutchy> wow. i like pants
[11:19:03] <crutchy> !butt chromas
[11:19:12] <crutchy> !vajayjay chromas
[11:19:24] <crutchy> no vajayjay command
[11:19:57] <chromas> I like hurdles
[11:20:24] <chromas> Speaking of which, why are some track hurdles angled?
[11:20:35] <crutchy> ~say /say $sr ++xunilhcra
[11:20:36] <exec> /say $sr ++xunilhcra
[11:20:36] <monopoly> $sr ++xunilhcra
[11:20:56] <crutchy> /say ~say $sr ++xunilhcra
[11:20:56] <monopoly> ~say $sr ++xunilhcra
[11:20:57] <exec> $sr ++xunilhcra
[11:20:57] <aqu4> archlinux++
[11:20:57] <Bender> karma - archlinux: 27
[11:21:05] <crutchy> botsex++
[11:21:05] <Bender> karma - botsex: 1
[11:21:38] <crutchy> who's bot are we missing?
[11:21:57] <crutchy> konomi's bot needs to get in on the action
[11:22:23] <chromas> Need SedBot and ciri too
[11:22:37] <crutchy> does ciri have a say command?
[11:23:05] <chromas> Pokenomi
[11:23:10] <chromas> Dunno
[11:23:30] <chromas> But tama's not here so
[11:24:12] <chromas> Need sublight as well
[11:24:25] <crutchy> sublight: one bot to rule them all
[11:26:30] <Popeidol> I'll see if I can dig up my old mirc-bot from about 2000
[11:26:42] <Popeidol> to add to the collection
[11:27:43] <chromas> Mirc_color_codes--
[11:27:43] <Bender> karma - mirc_color_codes: -1
[11:29:37] <chromas> Popeidol: then you can start on a new one from scratch in Ruby or assembly or something
[11:30:03] <Popeidol> haskell
[11:30:36] <Popeidol> I actually didn't mind mirc scripting back in the day
[11:30:36] <chromas> Ooh
[11:31:31] <Popeidol> it made for ugly and unmaintainable code, but you had basically zero dev time
[11:33:05] * crutchy has a hello world haskell script for exec
[11:33:14] <Popeidol> since it lets you read and write to files, I tried to use it for larger-scale text processing once
[11:33:37] <Popeidol> turns out it could only handle about 10k lines from a file at a time
[11:33:46] * crutchy just tried connecting to irc with ii and can't for some reason
[11:33:49] <Popeidol> which I discovered when I put a 3 million line file into it
[11:34:06] <chromas> Oops
[11:34:29] <Popeidol> slightly outside design parameters
[11:34:42] <chromas> It showed you connected for a bit
[11:34:56] <crutchy> nah that was web chat
[11:35:09] <crutchy> just wanted to check that i wasn't over the connection limit
[11:35:42] <chromas> Used to be three but I think they upped it
[11:35:49] <crutchy> mkay
[11:35:55] <crutchy> only got 2 atm
[11:37:05] <crutchy> does this look right: ii -s irc.sylnt.us -p 6667 -n SedBot2 -f SedBot2
[11:37:21] <crutchy> i'm pretty sure it used to work
[11:37:34] <crutchy> starts but just sits there like a dumb shit
[11:38:31] * chromas installs and tries
[11:39:08] <crutchy> ~count SedBot
[11:39:20] <exec> privmsg count for SedBot in #soylent: 866 over 129 days (7 per day avg)
[11:39:38] <crutchy> thought it would have been more
[11:39:54] <crutchy> ~count monopoly
[11:39:56] <chromas> It took longer to download the source than to compile it
[11:40:02] <crutchy> source?
[11:40:07] <chromas> for ii
[11:40:07] <exec> privmsg count for monopoly in #soylent: 1630 over 104 days (16 per day avg)
[11:40:08] <crutchy> apt-get install ii
[11:40:17] <chromas> pacaur -S ii
[11:40:28] <crutchy> you poor thing
[11:40:35] <chromas> archlinux++
[11:40:36] <Bender> karma - archlinux: 28
[11:40:43] <chromas> probably not precompiled because nobody uses it
[11:41:02] <crutchy> its in the debian repos as binary
[11:41:21] <crutchy> maybe nobody wanted it in arch
[11:41:36] <crutchy> debian is like the grand dumpster for open source programs
[11:41:37] <chromas> it's probably in a user repo
[11:41:47] <chromas> crutchy: s/d d/d cumd/
[11:41:48] <exec> <chromas> <crutchy> debian is like the grand cumdumpster for open source programs
[11:42:06] <crutchy> yes. yes it is
[11:42:24] <crutchy> lol
[11:42:24] <ciri> heh
[11:42:26] <crutchy> <tama> breasts without nipples are not breasts
[11:42:33] <crutchy> lmao
[11:42:38] * chromas also gets no action with ii
[11:42:46] <crutchy> tama is a genius
[11:42:49] <crutchy> oh?
[11:43:03] * crutchy tries freenode
[11:43:10] <chromas> even doing ii --help
[11:44:15] <crutchy> just doing ii on its own brings up a spiel
[11:45:04] <crutchy> hmm even freenode bombed
[11:45:14] <crutchy> is ii broke or something?
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[11:45:26] <crutchy> ooh
[11:45:29] <chromas> oh it works but doesn't write output to the terminal
[11:45:40] <crutchy> lol
[11:45:40] <ciri> heh
[11:45:44] <crutchy> yeah thats right
[11:45:47] <crutchy> gotta tail it
[11:46:08] * crutchy smacks self in face with a dunce's vajayjay
[11:46:30] <SedBot2000> I don't actually have SedBotability though :'\(
[11:46:33] <crutchy> you can run sedbot now :D
[11:46:36] <crutchy> oh
[11:46:56] <chromas> I just pasted what you wrote and added some zeros
[11:46:59] <chromas> for ii
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[11:47:36] <crutchy> just need tail -Fn1 ~/irc/irc.sylnt.us/#soylent/out | ./sedbot.awk outfile=~/irc/irc.sylnt.us/#soylent/in
[11:48:04] <crutchy> if you dl the sedbot.awk file from fb's github
[11:49:16] <crutchy> prolly something that would be better run off SN server, but i think pj was iffy about it needing about 2 processes to run
[11:49:53] <crutchy> 3 including a tail of some sort
[11:49:54] <ciri> 4
[11:49:55] <ciri> 5
[11:49:57] <ciri> 6
[11:49:59] <ciri> 7
[11:50:01] <ciri> 8
[11:50:02] <crutchy> potato!
[11:50:03] <chromas> isn't it +1 per channel?
[11:50:03] <ciri> 9
[11:50:05] <ciri> 10 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[11:50:13] <crutchy> oh yeah that too
[11:50:33] <chromas> need a process to manage those other processes
[11:50:37] <crutchy> that's why i execified it, but i'm running exec off my lappy again lately'
[11:50:48] <chromas> sudo systemd start SedBot
[11:51:21] <crutchy> wonder if it still works
[11:51:48] <crutchy> ~rehash
[11:51:50] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file (71 aliases)
[11:51:51] <chromas> dunno; can't find ma db tab to find the link in the history
[11:51:54] <chromas> do you have it?
[11:52:04] <crutchy> ~sedbot-ii
[11:53:00] <crutchy> ~sedbot-cmd /j #soylent
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[11:53:02] <chromas> found the tab
[11:53:09] <chromas> cool
[11:53:22] <crutchy> ~sedbot-awk1
[11:53:30] <chromas> s/.*/bewbs/
[11:53:31] <exec> <chromas> bewbs
[11:53:40] <crutchy> ~sed off
[11:53:41] <exec> sed disabled for 10#Soylent
[11:53:49] <chromas> s/.*/bewbs/
[11:53:49] <crutchy> ~sedbot-tail0
[11:53:53] <crutchy> ~sedbot-tail1
[11:54:01] <chromas> shit that's a lot o' commands for setup
[11:54:01] <crutchy> needed some term output
[11:54:21] <crutchy> i think i originally put them in the startup script or something
[11:54:46] <crutchy> https://github.com
[11:55:10] <crutchy> 11 commands for 3 channels
[11:55:23] <chromas> hah, I found a link from back when SedBot's code was on pastebin instead of github
[11:55:52] <crutchy> s/11/972
[11:56:05] <crutchy> ~sedbot-awk1
[11:56:18] <crutchy> oops
[11:56:20] <crutchy> 2014-08-23 22:56:06 > sh: 1: ./sedbot.awk: not found
[11:56:55] <crutchy> https://github.com
[11:57:30] <crutchy> wow got a 503 for https://raw.githubusercontent.com
[11:57:44] <chromas> Not I
[11:59:06] <crutchy> doh. didn't delete it. just moved
[11:59:29] <crutchy> ~sedbot-awk1
[11:59:42] <crutchy> ~rehash
[11:59:42] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file (71 aliases)
[11:59:44] <crutchy> ~sedbot-awk1
[12:00:05] <crutchy> s/awk/pork/
[12:00:05] <SedBot2> <crutchy> ~sedbot-pork1
[12:00:51] <crutchy> need a script just to fire off all those aliases
[12:02:57] <crutchy> ~ps
[12:02:58] <exec> [10063] ii -s irc.sylnt.us -p 6667 -n SedBot2 -f SedBot2
[12:02:58] <exec> [10233] tail -Fn1 ~/irc/irc.sylnt.us/out
[12:02:58] <exec> [10263] tail -Fn1 ~/irc/irc.sylnt.us/#soylent/out
[12:02:58] <exec> [10568] tail -Fn1 /home/jared/irc/irc.sylnt.us/#soylent/out | /home/jared/sedbot.awk outfile=/home/jared/irc/irc.sylnt.us/#soylent/in
[12:03:23] <crutchy> 4 processes just for one channel
[12:04:50] <crutchy> ~killall
[12:04:50] -!- SedBot2 has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
[12:04:51] <exec> terminated pid 10063: ii -s irc.sylnt.us -p 6667 -n SedBot2 -f SedBot2
[12:04:51] <exec> terminated pid 10233: tail -Fn1 ~/irc/irc.sylnt.us/out
[12:04:51] <exec> terminated pid 10263: tail -Fn1 ~/irc/irc.sylnt.us/#soylent/out
[12:04:51] <exec> terminated pid 10568: tail -Fn1 /home/jared/irc/irc.sylnt.us/#soylent/out | /home/jared/sedbot.awk outfile=/home/jared/irc/irc.sylnt.us/#soylent/in
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[12:06:31] <chromas> x
[12:06:43] <chromas> s/x/x\1x/
[12:06:43] <SedBot2000> <chromas> xx
[12:09:25] <crutchy> SedBot2000, s/x/xx/
[12:09:25] <SedBot2000> <crutchy> <SedBot2000> <chromas> xxx
[12:09:53] <crutchy> SedBot2000, activate lazy mode
[12:09:53] * SedBot2000 is a 53-line awk script, https://github.com
[12:10:27] <crutchy> SedBot2000: /nick UltraVibePleasure2000
[12:10:27] * SedBot2000 is a 53-line awk script, https://github.com
[12:12:14] <chromas> gawk: /home/toobee/irc/sedbot.awk:49: (FILENAME=- FNR=26) fatal: Unmatched ( or \(: /)*(/
[12:12:28] <chromas> so I killed SedBot in #test
[12:12:33] <chromas> what a dick
[12:13:56] <chromas> We need your help, FoobarBazbot! Andross has declared war! He's invaded the Lylat System and is trying to take over Corneria! Our army alone can't do the job!
[12:17:37] * chromas also takes credit for figuring out how to break The Surgeon in 2010
[12:18:24] <chromas> wasn't hard, which makes me think nobody was really trying
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[12:20:56] <crutchy> can use exec in test if need be
[12:21:09] <crutchy> just gotta /invite it or use ~join
[12:21:26] <crutchy> then do ~sed on
[12:24:02] * chromas looks for stuff to set up 'new' box
[12:24:08] <chromas> Only have 2.5" hdds
[12:24:52] <chromas> Yeah I might throw an instance of exec on it too
[12:24:55] <crutchy> box++
[12:24:55] <Bender> karma - box: 1
[12:25:05] <chromas> munch box
[12:25:32] <chromas> of course, exec already does SedBotting
[12:25:47] <crutchy> till i bork it
[12:25:51] <crutchy> again
[12:26:12] <chromas> You need a testexec instance
[12:26:16] <crutchy> my exec is more of a toy
[12:26:19] <crutchy> lol
[12:26:19] <chromas> s/exec/ical/
[12:26:19] <SedBot2000> <chromas> You need a testical instance
[12:26:23] <crutchy> yeah prolly
[12:26:38] <chromas> exec++ is cool
[12:26:38] <Bender> karma - exec: 7
[12:27:08] <chromas> Netcraft confirms it
[12:31:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ad-Free Internet Would Cost Each User $230 Per Year - http://sylnt.us - some-pills-to-sell-you
[12:32:09] <chromas> The Internet doesn't have ads; web sites do
[12:32:17] <chromas> (and email)
[12:32:25] <chromas> but the email ones don't pay for anything
[12:35:45] <ar> Velilind's Laws of Experimentation: (1) If reproducibility may be a problem, conduct the test only once. (2) If a straight line fit is required, obtain only two data points.
[12:40:42] <chromas> I suppose that means I need to throw more ()s at SedBot2000
[12:42:53] <crutchy> to make it lithpy
[12:51:32] <crutchy> chromas++
[12:51:32] <Bender> karma - chromas: 26
[12:51:35] <crutchy> chromas++
[12:51:35] <Bender> karma - chromas: 27
[12:52:15] <chromas> crutchy: s/+/-/g
[12:52:15] <SedBot2000> <chromas> <crutchy> chromas--
[12:52:19] <chromas> Bender:
[12:53:10] * chromas is missing some computer screws; wonder if SpallsHurgenson has them
[12:53:16] <crutchy> SedBot2000 is incorruptible
[12:53:16] * SedBot2000 is a 53-line awk script, https://github.com
[12:53:23] <crutchy> nah he has extras too
[12:54:19] <crutchy> if you have screws left over it means you did it right. if you run out before getting everything back together you fuckked up
[12:54:54] <crutchy> or the dog ate some
[12:55:59] * crutchy is sleepy :(
[12:56:30] <chromas> ah oh
[12:56:33] <chromas> nappie tiem
[12:58:01] <crutchy> night buddy
[12:58:12] <chromas> night, sir crutchy
[12:58:14] <chromas> crutchy++
[12:58:14] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 95
[12:58:15] <chromas> crutchy++
[12:58:15] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 96
[12:58:22] <chromas> ooh, a reverse 69
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[15:29:39] <Bytram|afk> http://www.forbes.com
[15:41:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hugo Awards 2014 Announced - XKCD Amongst Winners - http://sylnt.us - best-things-that-don't-exist
[15:56:19] <Bytram|afk> http://www.almannavarnir.is
[15:56:22] <monopoly> ^ 03Civil Protection in Iceland
[15:56:55] <Bytram|afk> http://www.forbes.com
[16:47:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> me 1, lake 0
[16:52:01] <Bytram|afk> coffee++
[16:52:01] <Bender> karma - coffee: 670
[16:52:11] <Bytram|afk> TheMightyBuzzard: g'morning!
[16:52:32] <Bytram|afk> popping in for a sec before going to the day job.
[16:53:41] <Bytram|afk> TheMightyBuzzard: Was wondering if you might know. There's left-to-right and right-to-left unicode chars. Do you know if there's something comparable for top-to-bottom and bottom-to-top?
[16:54:21] <Bytram|afk> I would think there is, to support some 'eastern' alphabets, but have been unable to track it down.
[16:54:57] <Bytram|afk> back in about 10 minutes
[16:55:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, Bytram|afk
[16:55:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, no vertical chars
[17:05:04] <Bytram|afk> TheMightyBuzzard: hrrrm. I *know* i've seen it done on thedailywtf a while ago... just can't seem to find it, now.
[17:05:12] <Bytram|afk> bummer
[17:05:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> there's ways to do it but no unicode marks that do it
[17:06:55] <Bytram|afk> yeah, ISTR there are CSS styles and HTML attributes that can set it...
[17:07:16] <Bytram|afk> but, I've seen user-entered text go in all directions when displayed...
[17:07:36] <Bytram|afk> maybe they found a way to get HTML past the site's input filters.
[17:08:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> probably
[17:09:14] <Bytram|afk> hmmm. unicode-bidi, but that relates to rtl and ltr. :/
[17:10:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[17:11:00] <Bytram|afk> hmmm. *this* might be useful! http://www.unicode.org
[17:11:02] <monopoly> ^ 03UTR #50: Unicode Vertical Text Layout
[17:27:25] <Bytram|afk> ugh. all theory.
[17:27:30] <Bytram|afk> http://www.w3.org
[17:27:32] <monopoly> ^ 03CSS Writing Modes Level 3
[17:31:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Apple Addresses "Wall Hugging" - http://sylnt.us - POWWWAAAAAH!
[17:34:14] <Bytram|afk> hmmm, no joy there, either! So, as far as I can tell (unless someone finds a way to subvert our filters) we do not have to worry about someone posting vertical text to the site...
[17:34:42] <Bytram|afk> with the exception that they *might* be able to submit a story with those imbedded and it somehow got past the editors.
[17:34:51] <Bytram|afk> looks like we are in pretty good shape, then.
[17:34:53] <Bytram|afk> Whew!
[17:41:11] <Bytram|afk> ok, time to go.
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[19:25:18] <arti> good afternoon soylentils
[19:30:30] <ar> oh, goodies. systemd-216 now includes a dns server
[19:30:41] <JamesNZ> Hey arti \o
[19:30:48] <ar> and my systemd-linuxd crashed and i can no longer call any syscalls, as the syscall dbus interface is unavailable. how do i recover? ;)
[19:32:05] <JamesNZ> ar: http://universe2.us :P
[19:33:38] <chromas> wait, don't at and cron both do the same thing?
[19:33:47] <ar> no, not really
[19:34:10] <ar> atd is for run-once
[19:34:20] <chromas> so they do
[19:34:37] <ar> cron runs stuff regularly
[19:34:51] <chromas> Need separate daemons for one-shot timers and repeating ones
[19:40:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Novel Method To Capture User Credentials on Android Demonstrated - http://sylnt.us - and-it-starts-with-the-user
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[20:02:39] <crutchy> ~time-add utc gmt
[20:02:42] <exec> name "utc" set for location "gmt"
[20:02:56] <crutchy> ~time utc
[20:02:58] <exec> Saturday, 23 August 2014 @ 8:02 pm GMT - Greenwich Mean Time
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[20:04:25] <chromas> onboard_usb_connectors_with_separate_pins--
[20:04:25] <Bender> karma - onboard_usb_connectors_with_separate_pins: -1
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[20:09:26] <chromas> #systemd needs a SedBot. Perhaps systemd-217 will include one
[20:13:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, probably will if you suggest it
[20:16:30] <chromas> archlinux++
[20:16:30] <Bender> karma - archlinux: 29
[20:16:35] <chromas> Need a key for that
[20:16:54] <chromas> coffee++ for the swarm
[20:16:55] <Bender> karma - coffee: 671
[20:17:23] * chromas doesn't drink it but contributes to peer pressure
[20:18:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> systemd--
[20:18:13] <Bender> karma - systemd: -2
[20:18:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> archlinux++
[20:18:18] <Bender> karma - archlinux: 30
[20:18:23] <chromas> (gasp!)
[20:18:44] <chromas> You said you loved it!
[20:19:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> systemd is like herpes. it could have been a lot worse.
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[20:22:01] <chromas> hm, ii doesn't do /me I guess
[20:25:23] <arti> do you have to do /action ?
[20:26:18] <chromas> nah, had to ad \1 around the string (and add "action" in there too)
[20:26:37] <chromas> ii++
[20:26:38] <Bender> karma - ii: 6
[20:27:15] * chromas wonders what makes ii's little cousin or whatever even smaller
[20:27:33] <chromas> Maybe it doesn't manage channels and stuff
[20:29:37] <chromas> Ah oh! The bots are learning to trade
[20:40:04] <ar> chromas: noooooo
[20:40:18] <chromas> brahahahah!
[20:40:24] <ar> chromas: there'd be no peer pressure if non-drinking peers would stop upvoting it
[20:40:27] <chromas> ssytemd++ just especially for ar!
[20:40:27] <Bender> karma - ssytemd: 1
[20:40:28] <ar> coffee--
[20:40:28] <Bender> karma - coffee: 670
[20:40:35] <ar> typos++
[20:40:35] <Bender> karma - typos: 1
[20:40:42] <ar> systemd--
[20:40:42] <Bender> karma - systemd: -3
[20:41:25] <chromas> beer_pressure++
[20:41:25] <Bender> karma - beer_pressure: 1
[20:41:52] <ar> coffee--
[20:41:52] <Bender> karma - coffee: 669
[20:41:53] <ar> coffee--
[20:41:53] <Bender> karma - coffee: 668
[20:41:54] <ar> coffee--
[20:41:54] <Bender> karma - coffee: 667
[20:41:55] <ar> coffee--
[20:41:55] <Bender> karma - coffee: 666
[20:43:57] <chromas> toffee++
[20:43:57] <Bender> karma - toffee: 3
[20:44:07] <chromas> archlinux++
[20:44:07] <Bender> karma - archlinux: 31
[20:44:18] <chromas> blender++
[20:44:18] <Bender> karma - blender: 3
[20:44:27] <JamesNZ> blender++
[20:44:27] <Bender> karma - blender: 4
[20:44:31] <JamesNZ> fedora++
[20:44:31] <Bender> karma - fedora: 3
[20:53:28] <ar> hm
[20:53:34] <ar> i'm about to fix a part of systemd
[20:53:43] <ar> or rather, remove it
[20:54:06] <ar> ./src/shared/strv.{h,c}
[20:55:02] <JamesNZ> Lennart will kill you.
[20:55:26] <ar> the whole strv things is just a sad and convulted excuse for not using "static const char * const foo[]"
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[21:01:34] * chromas gets a kick every time someone wants on the wifi
[21:02:30] <chromas> silly_passwords++
[21:02:30] <Bender> karma - silly_passwords: 1
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[21:22:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Assaults on Uber drivers in LA - http://sylnt.us - Hey-bud-Louie-De-Palma-sent-me-from-Manhattan...
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[22:25:14] <mrcoolbp|zzz> Dopefish: WB!
[22:25:21] <Dopefish> Woo-hoo thanks
[22:25:30] <mrcoolbp|zzz> how is you?
[22:25:30] <ciri> very carefully and then some
[22:25:32] <Dopefish> Yeah it's been too long
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[22:25:47] <Dopefish> I'm fine. Just cleaning an apartment getting ready to move again
[22:25:51] <Dopefish> Lol
[22:26:06] * mrcoolbp hates moving
[22:26:29] <Dopefish> Eh yeah. On my android phone currently since my home internet was shut off pending this stuff
[22:26:50] <mrcoolbp> understood
[22:45:21] <crutchy> g'day Dopefish, mrcoolbp
[22:45:21] <ciri> hi i'm happy today! :D crutchy
[22:45:37] <crutchy> and how could i forget ciri
[22:45:44] <mrcoolbp> you bastard!
[22:45:48] <mrcoolbp> oh, and hi!
[22:46:45] <crutchy> akways seems to be quiet on the w/.e
[22:46:52] <crutchy> and my typing sux
[22:50:56] <crutchy> we have sedbot back :D
[22:51:10] <crutchy> oh
[22:51:13] <crutchy> we did
[22:51:30] <chromas> crutchy: s/id/o/
[22:51:30] <systemd> <chromas> <crutchy> we do
[22:51:38] <crutchy> lol
[22:51:58] <crutchy> ominous :p
[22:52:23] <crutchy> systemd: one bot to rule them all
[22:53:04] <crutchy> sedbot
[22:53:04] * systemd is a 53-line awk script, https://github.com
[22:53:17] <mrcoolbp> lol
[22:53:18] <ciri> hehehe
[22:53:26] <crutchy> lol need to change the script so that it responds to systemd
[22:53:26] <ciri> it's not that funny :)
[22:54:12] <crutchy> second-last line
[22:54:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> !uid
[22:54:48] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 4655, owned by nessie
[22:54:56] <crutchy> ooh
[22:55:08] <crutchy> the lochness monster has joined?
[22:55:52] <chromas> systemd:
[22:55:56] <chromas> hm
[22:56:25] <chromas> sedbot
[22:56:25] * systemd is a 53-line awk script, https://github.com
[22:56:32] <chromas> oh yeah
[22:56:43] <chromas> need to restart the tails I guess
[22:57:21] <crutchy> dunno. my awk-fu is not well endowed
[22:59:00] <chromas> sedbot
[22:59:02] <chromas> systemd:
[22:59:03] * systemd is a 53-line awk script, https://github.com
[22:59:22] <crutchy> SyStEmD
[22:59:22] * systemd is a 53-line awk script, https://github.com
[22:59:25] <crutchy> :D
[22:59:46] <crutchy> <ar> i really hate systemd
[22:59:49] <crutchy> aww
[23:00:01] <crutchy> only recognises at the start of a line i guess
[23:00:25] <crutchy> ah yeah it's got the ^
[23:01:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 12 Alternatives to use Since NSA Compromised the Tor Project - http://sylnt.us - new-guy-fawkes-masks
[23:01:39] <chromas> so if I take that out then it will fire from any part of the string?
[23:01:58] <crutchy> wonder how long till they compromise the bitcoin project
[23:02:17] <crutchy> err. not sure can try here i guess
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[23:02:27] <crutchy> blah sedbot blah
[23:02:42] <ar> instead of Tor we should use a small nuclear bomb, targeted at the NSA
[23:02:44] <crutchy> s/[sS][eE][dD][bB][oO][tT]/XXXX/
[23:02:44] <systemd> <crutchy> blah XXXX blah
[23:02:56] <crutchy> yeah i guess it would work :D
[23:03:04] <crutchy> oh hang on
[23:03:23] <chromas> ar absolutely loves systemd
[23:03:23] * systemd is a 53-line awk script, https://github.com
[23:03:38] <crutchy> blah s e d b o t blah
[23:03:42] <crutchy> s/[sS][eE][dD][bB][oO][tT]/XXXX/
[23:03:45] <crutchy> :D
[23:04:10] <crutchy> honeypots++
[23:04:10] <Bender> karma - honeypots: 1
[23:04:29] <crutchy> nsa_honeypots--
[23:04:29] <Bender> karma - nsa_honeypots: -1
[23:05:28] <chromas> [honey, pot]++
[23:05:28] <Bender> karma - [honey, pot]: 1
[23:05:40] <chromas> karma should work with sets
[23:05:51] <crutchy> tama, a pot is not a vajayjay
[23:06:22] <chromas> s/#[sS]oylent/#/
[23:07:30] <crutchy> pity ii messages aren't raw
[23:07:39] <crutchy> hmm wonder if sic messages are
[23:08:44] <crutchy> [having to type 'privmsg #soylent :' before every message]++
[23:08:44] <Bender> karma - [having to type 'privmsg #soylent :' before every message]: 1
[23:09:57] <chromas> should make a sic in Pascal
[23:10:03] <ar> why use ii as a normal irc client?
[23:10:11] <ar> why not irssi?
[23:10:11] <chromas> it's for SedBot
[23:10:12] <crutchy> its for sedbot
[23:10:17] <crutchy> jinx :p
[23:10:17] <ar> oh
[23:10:33] <crutchy> damn apostrophe
[23:10:39] <crutchy> grammar--
[23:10:39] <Bender> karma - grammar: -1
[23:10:46] <chromas> ar: s/.*/I looove systemd!/
[23:10:46] <systemd> <chromas> <ar> I looove systemd!
[23:10:46] * systemd is a 53-line awk script, https://github.com
[23:10:46] * systemd is a 53-line awk script, https://github.com
[23:10:49] <ar> apostrophe catastrophe
[23:11:31] <crutchy> haha never tried s/ on a line starting with sedbot before :p
[23:11:47] <crutchy> i guess its always been that way++
[23:12:36] <mrcoolbp> .voice dopefish
[23:12:36] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v Dopefish] by juggler
[23:13:39] <crutchy> dopefish you proper back dude? like editor back?
[23:13:41] <chromas> it seems like it listens and replies to itself but only non-actions
[23:14:06] <crutchy> chromas, yeah. that's ok though. would be pretty rare
[23:14:39] <crutchy> might be fun during a conversation about systemd though :D
[23:14:39] * systemd is a 53-line awk script, https://github.com
[23:15:17] * crutchy wonders whether maybe that ^ was an anti-kicking measure
[23:15:27] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: Dopefish is working on a project that will help differentiate us from the other site
[23:15:35] <crutchy> ooh!
[23:15:53] <crutchy> an awesome super-secret project
[23:15:59] * crutchy is jealous
[23:16:29] <crutchy> it doesn't have anything to do with bacon does it?
[23:16:30] <chromas> I thought what made us different is the sheer number of bots we have and the fact that every one is in a different language
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[23:16:44] <crutchy> does /. even have irc?
[23:16:54] <mrcoolbp> not that I'm aware of
[23:16:56] <crutchy> they seem a bit too 'corporate' for irc
[23:16:59] <mrcoolbp> but XKCD does
[23:17:26] * mrcoolbp hung out in there for a few weeks looking for Randall
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[23:18:06] <crutchy> ooh. this might attract a lot of crutchy--'s but maybe to raise money we could introduce an adserve bot in #soylent that periodically shows an ad with a link :p
[23:18:09] * crutchy hides
[23:18:25] <mrcoolbp> $burrito crutchy
[23:18:25] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at crutchy
[23:18:25] * TheMightyBuzzard kicks crutchy
[23:18:43] <chromas> crutchy: s/ad/pr0n/
[23:18:56] <crutchy> ^^^^^^^^
[23:19:06] <chromas> but not sadpr0n
[23:19:16] <crutchy> ascii pr0n
[23:19:35] <crutchy> (x Y x}
[23:19:39] <crutchy> ew
[23:19:41] <mrcoolbp> oh baby
[23:19:55] <crutchy> deflated on the rhs
[23:20:22] <crutchy> deflated_bewb--
[23:20:22] <Bender> karma - deflated_bewb: -1
[23:24:33] <arti> :D
[23:24:44] <arti> inflated_tire++
[23:24:44] <Bender> karma - inflated_tire: 1
[23:26:58] <chromas> volume_tracing_being_damn_expensive_and_not_doing_what_I_want--
[23:26:58] <Bender> karma - volume_tracing_being_damn_expensive_and_not_doing_what_i_want: -1
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[23:34:53] <crutchy> are you trying to volume trace some voluminous bewbs?
[23:35:20] <crutchy> ~gday NightHawk
[23:35:20] <exec> * crutchy cracks open a cold can of g'day juice for NightHawk
[23:35:35] <NightHawk> Cheers :-)
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[23:43:32] <Ethanol-fueled> LOL got booted last night.
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[23:47:18] <crutchy> ~g'day ethanol-fueled
[23:47:18] <exec> * crutchy passes a wine flute of toilet water to ethanol-fueled
[23:48:06] <NightHawk> delightful
[23:54:06] <crutchy> he would probably prefer that :p