#Soylent | Logs for 2014-08-03

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[00:01:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Japanese Government Beginning Anime/Manga Copyright Enforcement Campaign - http://sylnt.us - its-the-same-the-world-over
[00:02:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> donut care as long as i get to read the end of the naruto storyline. it's almost done.
[00:05:39] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard: exec died last night cos it was running on my lappy and i closed the lid :p
[00:05:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> ha!
[00:06:08] <crutchy> i'm tinkering with a server connection script
[00:06:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> saw that. any joy?
[00:07:03] <crutchy> not yet. trying to get two charybdis servers to talk to each other so i can wireshark the messages
[00:07:20] <crutchy> buried in ircd.conf atm
[00:09:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'all good. i'm helping PJ debug something and drinking tequila and hard cider.
[00:09:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> two separate containers. i don't do mixed drinks.
[00:09:39] <juggs> cd ..
[00:09:46] <juggs> huh
[00:10:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think you want that elsewhere, juggs
[00:10:06] <crutchy> lol
[00:10:50] <crutchy> juggs@without.my.pants:~$ ls
[00:11:15] <crutchy> we need a shell bot
[00:11:26] <crutchy> that can run commands on the linodes
[00:11:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> we'd break the hell out of anything it was connected to.
[00:12:27] <juggs> meh my ssh keyring popped up on the screen with xchat on it then somehow having done the keyring shit the focus fell to xchat rather than back to the term I was in lol focus follows mouse is not always a good thing
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[00:14:17] <Ethanol-fueled> 'Sup.
[00:14:28] <juggs> heh EF!
[00:14:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Juggsbro.
[00:14:48] <juggs> what; snew?
[00:14:51] <juggs> uhh
[00:15:05] <Ethanol-fueled> nothing exciting. Resurracted the laptop and have been studying all day.
[00:15:19] <Ethanol-fueled> submitted an article about OKCupid manipulating users.
[00:15:22] <juggs> Calculus stuff?
[00:15:32] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, a refresher.
[00:15:36] <Ethanol-fueled> made it up to related rates.
[00:15:39] <juggs> good lick
[00:15:57] <juggs> holy typo batfiend
[00:16:04] <Ethanol-fueled> did much better than I thought. Got kinda scared because I forgot how to factor polynomials.
[00:16:24] <Ethanol-fueled> do you or anybody else here use online dating services?
[00:17:15] <crutchy> i use NTP
[00:17:26] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, what is that?
[00:17:34] <SpallsHurgenson> <groan>
[00:17:45] <Ethanol-fueled> spalls, my best friend, is here.
[00:17:48] * SpallsHurgenson throws rotten fruit at crutchy
[00:18:09] <Ethanol-fueled> He hates me and wants to beat the shit out of me.
[00:18:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> who does?
[00:18:36] <Ethanol-fueled> spallshurgenson
[00:18:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> he just thinks you need a shower
[00:18:58] <Ethanol-fueled> He called me a limpdick racist motherfucker.
[00:19:22] <crutchy> i'm guessing that's not a comppliment
[00:19:23] <Ethanol-fueled> I made his Black wife cry when she wandered into a late-night conversation we were having.
[00:19:34] <SpallsHurgenson> rotten fruit is never a compliment
[00:20:05] <crutchy> neither is rotten burritos apparently
[00:20:19] <crutchy> $burrito crutchy
[00:20:20] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at crutchy
[00:20:47] <crutchy> $burrito crutchy
[00:20:47] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at crutchy
[00:20:56] <crutchy> $burrito aqu4
[00:20:56] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at aqu4
[00:21:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh come on, nobody would ever take you seriously enough to actually cry.
[00:21:04] <SpallsHurgenson> FOOD FIGHT!
[00:21:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> want to choke you maybe
[00:21:19] <juggs> I briefly dabbled with online dating a decade or so back - 99.999% fake female profiles run by the dating site to entice you to part with cash to send a message and all that BS. Bollocks to that.
[00:21:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, It's okay. Having enemies means that you are important enough to have enemies.
[00:21:57] <Ethanol-fueled> juggs: recently, that was the impression I got as well. I did pretty good, but as of recently it's just been total spam.
[00:22:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> enemies schmenemies, i need a nemesis.
[00:22:12] <crutchy> if you have multiple enemies its called enema
[00:22:31] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, do you have any SN foes?
[00:22:33] <Ethanol-fueled> er, freaks?
[00:22:38] <Ethanol-fueled> (too lazy to check)
[00:22:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh hell yes
[00:22:45] <Ethanol-fueled> hahahaha
[00:22:59] <Ethanol-fueled> THEIR ANGER ONLY MAKES ME STRONGER, HAHAHA
[00:23:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> i burn through karma every time it hits max again
[00:23:10] <crutchy> www-data really hates TheMightyBuzzard
[00:23:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> people just HATE you being right at them
[00:23:44] <Ethanol-fueled> I like Buzzard, Hell, I should friend him.
[00:23:58] <Ethanol-fueled> He can come over to my house and fuck my sister.
[00:24:01] <crutchy> have i freunded you eth?
[00:24:07] <crutchy> oh my
[00:24:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> is she fat?
[00:24:12] <Ethanol-fueled> dont recall crutchy.
[00:24:27] <juggs> I'm just concerned that TheMightyBuzzard might be constructing TheMasterOverlordBuzzard in his wood shed....
[00:24:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> wait, i don't care. this IS a bottle of tequila beside me after all.
[00:24:28] <crutchy> ~friend Ethanol-fueled
[00:24:43] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard: she's a dancer with a degree in Political Economy from Berkeley, she's at CMU now studying public policy.
[00:24:49] * crutchy replaces tequila with jack daniels
[00:25:01] <Ethanol-fueled> If you are old, though, there may be problems. She's 30 now.
[00:25:06] <SpallsHurgenson> time must be moving backwards
[00:25:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> gah, berkeley. probably a hippy.
[00:25:14] * juggs replaces jack daniels with zubr
[00:25:29] * crutchy replaces zubr with grappa
[00:25:31] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, her experience in the peace corps in Latin America redpilled her a bit, but unfortunately she's getting more Liberal again.
[00:25:40] * juggs falls over
[00:26:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> she makes good money then.
[00:26:04] <Ethanol-fueled> I was shocked when she told me years ago, "These people are like infants! They just sit there with their hands open but make no effort to better themselves!"
[00:26:36] <Ethanol-fueled> When I showed her my "Brown Menace" journal, she was horrified and asked me, "Neighbors actin' up again, eh?"
[00:26:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> only people with either too much time or unenlightened self interest(read greed) can be a liberal after 30
[00:26:55] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled it sounds like she needs a good rogering
[00:27:05] <Ethanol-fueled> uzzard: she's naive. Give her a few more years, she'll be a teeth-gritting shark.
[00:27:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> outstanding
[00:28:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> just make sure and hide her bong behind the shower curtain. no hippy would ever find it there. soap is like kryptonite to a hippy.
[00:28:25] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm going to relocate to the bar upstairs...although never studied at that bar before, but can't beat studying over a beer with an ocean view.
[00:28:37] <Ethanol-fueled> If not, I'll head home and commence drinking. See Y'all later.
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[00:31:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> he's just one big fucking ray of sunshine, ain't he?
[00:32:34] <SpallsHurgenson> crutchy likes a good rogering :)
[00:33:10] * TheMightyBuzzard mourns his empty bottle of patron
[00:33:18] <crutchy> we need tama in here when eth arrives :p
[00:33:37] <crutchy> SpallsHurgenson i've forgotten what that is
[00:33:54] <juggs> TheMightyBuzzard, get another one?
[00:34:02] <juggs> just an obvious thought
[00:34:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> juggs, good but impractical idea. i am fond of my license and would like to keep it.
[00:34:40] <SpallsHurgenson> I'm sorry to hear that, crutchy
[00:34:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> not that plenty of people out there couldn't use a good running over, mind you
[00:35:46] <juggs> TheMightyBuzzard, people also not worth going to jail over
[00:36:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> good point. now... where do i find a ski mask big enough for my car...
[00:37:30] <juggs> what you need is a Juggs GLC. Cloaking Device - they won't even see you coming
[00:38:00] <crutchy> and if you call in the next 15 minutes he'll throw in a free set of steak knives
[00:38:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> that going into the store?
[00:38:30] <juggs> lol the cloaking device or the steak knives?
[00:38:52] <SpallsHurgenson> suddenly I want ice cream
[00:38:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> both, though i'm not sure how you'd put a logo on something that makes you invisible.
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[00:40:29] <juggs> well I suppose it could be modified so it projects the SN logo elsewhere to distract the target whilst keeping your vehicle invisible. /me makes note in development ideas book
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[00:41:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> miss direction, i like it
[00:41:45] * juggs nods
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[00:42:02] <juggs> ahh feck, you've infected me with your nodding disease!
[00:42:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> should have warned you it was contagious
[00:43:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> misdirection, miss direction, missed erection... huh.
[00:43:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> funny word
[00:43:30] <SpallsHurgenson> everytime I use adobe acrobat I feel dirty...
[00:43:30] <crutchy> wb chromas
[00:43:44] <crutchy> acrobat has really good OCR capabilitiy
[00:44:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> so do i
[00:44:20] <chromas> Thanks. Must've flickered during the weak electrical storm went by
[00:44:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> learned that shat before kindergarten
[00:44:32] <chromas> Power
[00:45:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> i need tunes to go with my booze
[00:45:09] <crutchy> even crummy blotchy old books chucked on the scanner and saved as pdf can have entire tables of numbers OCR'ed
[00:45:19] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard: do the hustle :p
[00:45:26] <SpallsHurgenson> yeah, I was sort of impressed with that myself, crutchy
[00:45:40] <SpallsHurgenson> although... what it gets wrong, it gets REALLY wrong (and it's a pain to change it :)
[00:46:36] <crutchy> i haven't used it a lot. actually i've never used it personally. i've watched our admin use it for me (i'm not qualified)
[00:46:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, don't make me hit my disco button
[00:46:49] <crutchy> oh you know you wanna
[00:46:53] * SpallsHurgenson perks up, "DISCO?!?!?"
[00:47:11] * crutchy grabs headphones... has the hustle already in playlist
[00:47:44] * crutchy has finally figured out how to get wireshark to filter by tcp port
[00:48:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> bob@defiant:~$ cat bin/disco
[00:48:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> #!/bin/sh
[00:48:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> pactl -- set-sink-volume 0 90%
[00:48:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> mpg123 /home/bob/disco.mp3
[00:48:32] <crutchy> wow that looks too complicated for disco
[00:48:51] <chromas> pactl? Is that pulseaudio?
[00:48:54] <crutchy> and there's no --flared-pants parameter
[00:49:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> cranks the volume n plays stayin alive
[00:49:14] <crutchy> bee_gees++
[00:49:14] <Bender> karma - bee_gees: 1
[00:49:25] <juggs> ah ah ah ah
[00:49:26] <crutchy> i have saturday night fever in my playlist too
[00:49:46] <crutchy> and more than a woman
[00:49:57] <SpallsHurgenson> Earth_Wind_and_Fire++
[00:49:57] <Bender> karma - earth_wind_and_fire: 1
[00:50:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think i like disco just because other people don't
[00:50:37] <SpallsHurgenson> btw, completely useless fact: it is very difficult to remember song lyrics while swimming in the ocean :)
[00:50:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh, i did not know this
[00:51:10] * SpallsHurgenson experimented with that yesterday
[00:51:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> wonder if i could win money off of that
[00:51:23] <SpallsHurgenson> it's even hard to sing while swimming, but I believe this was already a known fact :)
[00:52:51] <crutchy> doesn't sound travel faster in water?
[00:53:04] <crutchy> ~define speed of sound in water
[00:53:10] <crutchy> oh poo
[00:53:50] <crutchy> monopoly has died!
[00:53:53] <paulej72> need to play my ABBA now
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[00:54:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> /usr/bin/deluge https://kickass.to
[00:54:28] <crutchy> there must be a backwards B somewhere in utf-8
[00:55:18] <crutchy> i'm not a fan of john travolta (except that he likes flying for qantas)
[00:55:22] <juggs> !todo cull old image files so they don't get accidentally used
[00:55:22] <Bender> todo item 1 added
[00:55:23] <crutchy> or at least he used to
[00:55:46] <juggs> !todo redo category omages to match new product lineup
[00:55:46] <Bender> todo item 2 added
[00:55:53] <juggs> ye gads
[00:55:57] <crutchy> omage++
[00:55:58] <Bender> karma - omage: 1
[00:55:59] <paulej72> too lazy to look for backwards B
[00:56:21] <juggs> and this is why I am adding them to todo rather than doing them :D
[00:56:49] <paulej72> juggs how is the store looking today
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[00:57:43] <chromas> The mpaa got 'im
[00:58:20] <crutchy> ooh
[00:58:24] <crutchy> sykyhooks++
[00:58:24] <Bender> karma - sykyhooks: 1
[00:58:38] <crutchy> skyhooks++
[00:58:38] <Bender> karma - skyhooks: 1
[00:58:45] <crutchy> sykyhooks--
[00:58:45] <Bender> karma - sykyhooks: 0
[00:58:52] <SpallsHurgenson> bah, give me a proper space elevator
[00:59:10] * crutchy cranks up jukebox in siberia
[00:59:22] <crutchy> not 70's but still awesome
[01:01:10] <SpallsHurgenson> that's it. I need junk food
[01:02:01] <juggs> paulej72, the new images have really helped. The total number of headline products has reduced quite significantly, but that's because we've amalgamated a lot of style options into the products that were previously listed individually. I think it is going to need some further tweaking, but we're in a much better place than we were 48 hrs ago when resolutiongate hit :D
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[01:02:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> damnit, your power flickers were contagious
[01:03:54] <chromas> I figured they got you for torrent promotion
[01:04:17] <crutchy> i love this riff: http://www.youtube.com
[01:04:57] <crutchy> nice bassy undertone
[01:05:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> probably. damned NSA
[01:05:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> apparently i did something that nuked my compositor too
[01:06:06] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard s/it/t
[01:06:07] <exec> <crutchy> <TheMightyBuzzard> apparently i did something that nuked my compostor too
[01:06:40] <juggs> well if you will insist on using arch I have no sympathy - go fucking fix it yourself :P
[01:06:56] <chromas> Archlinux++
[01:06:56] <Bender> karma - archlinux: 7
[01:07:26] <crutchy> debian++
[01:07:26] <Bender> karma - debian: 8
[01:07:47] <juggs> !todo - actually stop being a newb and man up to an arch install
[01:07:47] <Bender> todo item 3 added
[01:10:04] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard: http://www.youtube.com
[01:10:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> bakc in a few, doing some drunk fixing
[01:10:17] <crutchy> hehe no monopoly
[01:10:36] <chromas> Oh yeah
[01:11:17] * chromas SSHs by pocket computer
[01:11:24] <crutchy> chicks were hot in the 70's
[01:11:25] <SpallsHurgenson> mmm, popcorn
[01:11:44] <crutchy> unfortunately i was still a tadpole
[01:12:53] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: sound like a recipe for disaster
[01:13:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, quite likely
[01:13:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> but i can't live without my compositor
[01:13:25] <crutchy> yeah, drunk programming is more productive
[01:14:18] <crutchy> hi monopoly
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[01:16:20] <crutchy> dammit. not getting any traffic on 6666 on charybdis restart with connect section set :/
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[01:17:23] <monopoly> hey crutchy :)
[01:20:27] <juggs> crutchy, what are you trying to achieve?
[01:22:50] <paulej72> sexual climax?
[01:24:38] <juggs> wouldn't surprise me - wait... nothing surprises me any more... that's a sorry state
[01:26:38] <chromas> it just means you've been on the internet long enough to become a citizen. welcome, sir, and here's your red key
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[01:27:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ha! suck it, sobriety! i fixed that shat even drunk.
[01:29:40] <juggs> nah you just think you did. The morning light will reveal your foolhardy proclamation sir!
[01:30:40] <paulej72> lol
[01:30:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Fedora Assembles Security Team for Bug Squashing - http://sylnt.us - they-didn't-have-one-before?
[01:31:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> must be a hallucination that i can see through my conky windows then
[01:31:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas fine. as long as it looks right tonight
[01:32:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> why are most of the tequila songs country songs?
[01:32:52] <juggs> TheMightyBuzzard, it's good if you see two screens while only physically having one.
[01:33:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> juggs, saves a couple hundred bucks, yep
[01:33:31] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: most tequila songs are in Spanish.
[01:34:12] <juggs> TheMightyBuzzard, I'm not sure the squinting and holding one eye shut to read on either screen is an advantage,
[01:34:17] <SpallsHurgenson> that's because - and this is a little known fact - if you drink enough tequilla, you learn spanish automatically
[01:34:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, you probably have a point there, culero
[01:36:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> culero is spanish for boss. guy i used to work with told me so.
[01:37:04] <juggs> SpallsHurgenson, or projectile vomit - it's 50/50 I think.
[01:37:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> either way, something unexpected shall come out of your mouth
[01:38:17] <juggs> better than something unexpected going into it!
[01:39:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> usually but lady luck, she does have a soft spot for children and fools
[01:41:00] <juggs> chromas, thanks for the key. I shall hunt out the lock it fits.
[01:42:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, if that pm keeps giving you fits leave it until tomorrow and i'll whoop its monkey ass into shape after lunch.
[01:42:05] <juggs> TheMightyBuzzard, as long as she also has a soft spot for idiots I should do OK :D
[01:42:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> juggs, there ya go. think positive.
[01:43:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> still have no idea why it works on the vm and not on dev but that's just another fun day in slash coding.
[01:43:53] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: currently taking a break and may let you work on it
[01:45:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> no worries. should be back from practicing fishing by noon central and ready to code.
[01:45:20] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: the two environments are not entirely identical so it could be a configuration Chang outside of slash
[01:46:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> probably, though i'm operating off of a db dump from dev with a quick sed on the dump to change the host
[01:47:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's easier to get a dev dump than figure out which schema update i missed sometimes
[01:48:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> woah, i may run out of alcohol tonight
[01:51:53] <juggs> das ist nicht normal
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[01:59:26] <Ethanol-fueled> 'Sup.
[01:59:33] <Ethanol-fueled> It's booin' time.
[01:59:37] <Ethanol-fueled> boozin'.
[01:59:57] <juggs> wb EF - how were the ocean views?
[02:00:28] <Ethanol-fueled> juggs -- I opted out and went home instead. The views were good (even better with the rain) but the place was too packed and rowdy.
[02:00:50] <Ethanol-fueled> Got plenty of time to study more before school starts. Feeling pretty accomplished.
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[02:01:28] <Ethanol-fueled> also got concepts I failed to grasp the first time around, like implicit differentiation.
[02:02:05] <juggs> Good job. Best to be prepared and breeze the first few classes. Good to get a head start
[02:03:28] <Ethanol-fueled> especially that pesky derivative of y^2, which is subject to the chain rule and not the power rule because it's d/dx([g(x)]^2) = so it's 2*y*y' and not just 2y
[02:04:03] <Ethanol-fueled> what are you up to tonight / today?
[02:04:10] * juggs just nods and looks vague.
[02:04:10] <Ethanol-fueled> is it boozin' time where you live?\
[02:06:26] <juggs> Does time have any relevance? And what do you mean by time? Hands on the clock?
[02:06:57] <juggs> Let's establish our terms of reference
[02:07:00] <Ethanol-fueled> meaning offtime, when you can get drunk and not have to worry about consequences like work or being too early in the morning.
[02:12:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, already done most of my boozing
[02:13:02] <Ethanol-fueled> Nice Buzzard, it's like going 3 hours into the future and meeting myself here.
[02:13:09] <Ethanol-fueled> Tequila?
[02:13:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[02:13:32] <Ethanol-fueled> which brand?
[02:13:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> tequila = gone now. was patron
[02:13:49] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh, so you're a classy fellow, eh?
[02:13:56] <Ethanol-fueled> That is some good stuff. The best.
[02:14:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i prefer cuervo 1800, so probably not.
[02:14:21] <Ethanol-fueled> 1800's delicious, a kind you drink for the flavor.
[02:14:30] <Ethanol-fueled> Makes tasty margaritas.
[02:14:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> at the start, yeah. towards the middle you start drinking for the bottom though
[02:15:10] <Ethanol-fueled> hehe
[02:15:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> out of liquor besides gin now, so i'm on beer
[02:15:36] <Ethanol-fueled> Whoo-wee, dat gin.
[02:16:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i keep that around in case of emergency. like when i really, really can not stand the thought of being conscious.
[02:16:17] <Ethanol-fueled> hahaha
[02:16:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> and since i hate gin, it's always there in an emergency
[02:17:25] <Ethanol-fueled> that's a pretty smart strategy. the only good thing about gin is that you know you're gonna get fucked up from drinkin' t
[02:17:39] <Ethanol-fueled> dat extra 10 proof.
[02:18:11] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm on /ck/ right now trying to find a new swill.
[02:18:17] <crutchy> makes gay porn watchable
[02:19:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> in general i lately prefer Talisker scotch
[02:19:17] <Ethanol-fueled> to see if there are any better alternatives to white wine. It must not be fizzy/bloaty, it must have as least sugar as possible, be hangover-friendly in large amounts, with as least flavor as possible preferred.
[02:19:25] <Ethanol-fueled> UGH, scotch.
[02:19:38] <Ethanol-fueled> now THAT is my emergency backup that never gets drank around here.
[02:19:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> see now that i don't get.
[02:20:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> it has hands down the most character of any whiskey
[02:21:19] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard - if the taste of a moldy rotten log is what you call "character"
[02:21:28] <crutchy> cheap red wine
[02:21:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, not since highschool
[02:21:41] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, cheap red wine is not hangover-friendly.
[02:21:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> well technically several colors since it was mad-dog.
[02:22:09] <crutchy> its not as bad as whiskey
[02:22:15] <crutchy> well, for me anyway
[02:22:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, it's an acquired taste and there's a hell of a lot of variety between single malts
[02:23:01] <Ethanol-fueled> whiskey is a pretty nasty hangover.
[02:23:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, applejack is a nasty hangover
[02:23:47] <juggs> red wine > port > brandy..... at least it's a all grape but that is a recipe for a hangover from hell
[02:24:15] <Ethanol-fueled> Flavored booze, like applejack, rumpleminze, 99 bananas etc is fucking nasty. And flavored vodka is an abomination..sheesh, cough up the extra 2 bucks and get some real juice for fucks sake.
[02:24:31] <Ethanol-fueled> juggs: don't forget the Carlo Rossi.
[02:24:44] <Ethanol-fueled> The favorite of Black college kids errywhere.
[02:25:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'what you get when you freeze hard cider and let only the alcohol n such melt into a new container. go from 15% alcohol up to 75% in a few hours.
[02:25:30] <Ethanol-fueled> Seeing that nice fat jug triggers something primal, like seeing a thick booty or breast. The jug of Rossi entices all!
[02:25:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> no no no, that shit you get in the booze store is NOT applejack
[02:25:53] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh, I didn't know that buzzard, I thought it was a flavored drink.
[02:26:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> well technically yeah but it is EVIL
[02:26:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> and damned tasty
[02:26:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Damn buzzard, that's hardcore. Is that a moonshine-era trick?
[02:26:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> more george washington era
[02:26:43] <Ethanol-fueled> hahaha
[02:26:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> stuff's illegal now but they used to make it back in the colonial days all the time
[02:27:15] <Ethanol-fueled> is it really illegal?
[02:27:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> drink a fifth and it's so sweet you won't notice how drunk you're getting until you have a hangover for three days
[02:27:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, no state in the union allows booze to be made like that
[02:28:03] <Ethanol-fueled> a fifth of 75% alcohol is a good way to end up on the wrong side of a daisy patch.
[02:28:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause it can make you go blind or die if you drink too much
[02:28:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> not distilled so all the methanol and other garbage stays in it and gets concentrated with the alcohol
[02:28:59] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh, that's why. Damn, that sounds brutal.
[02:29:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> tis but it is extremely tasty
[02:29:53] <Ethanol-fueled> Jesus, that's basically denatured alcohol. I bet the hangover isn't tasty.
[02:30:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> last time i drank it i ended up whipping out my junk and waving it at my buddies in a bowling alley.
[02:30:34] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahaha, nice.
[02:30:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> then i had a hangover for three days
[02:31:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> like a real nasty red wine hangover but three days long
[02:31:19] <Ethanol-fueled> Damn, that's brutal.
[02:31:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, i'll probably stick to a shot or two of the stuff from now on.
[02:32:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> haven't made any in ages. i should throw some on this fall.
[02:33:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> well shit. unicode works everywhere but email and it was working there but stopped with the last two updates.
[02:34:10] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, you need to punch the motherfucker who broke your changes.
[02:34:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> i could but it was undoubtedly me since they were my updates.
[02:34:43] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahahah
[02:34:46] <Ethanol-fueled> do it anyway.
[02:34:50] <crutchy> it was prolly TheMightyLaptop
[02:34:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> and i'm pretty sure i can whoop my ass if i do
[02:35:02] <crutchy> that guy is a real problem :p
[02:35:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, right fucker he is
[02:35:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should go set up some coffee or i'll have to wait on it to brew at 5am
[02:37:44] <Ethanol-fueled> are there any naughty comments in slashcode, like slurs or obscenities? Curse words?
[02:38:36] <chromas> Not yet
[02:38:48] <Ethanol-fueled> I'll put some there when I graduate and join the team.
[02:46:43] <crutchy> i should make a bot script that announces a commit by Ethanol-fueled
[02:47:18] <Ethanol-fueled> No, I will use a pseudonum and not reveal my real IP address.
[02:47:27] <crutchy> actually might be fun to just make a script that announces any commits
[02:47:42] <Ethanol-fueled> Not even the admins will know it's me. this is to ensure that soylent news is sufficiently disentangled from my reputation.
[02:47:57] <Ethanol-fueled> good job on the exec bot, crutchy. I read the journal.
[02:48:05] <Ethanol-fueled> Hell, you make PHP somewhat readable.
[02:50:16] <crutchy> thanks mate. still plenty to do but it keeps the brain ticking over
[02:55:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, if there aren't a few occurrences of the word fuck, it's because PJ stripped them out during merge.
[02:56:08] <Ethanol-fueled> Paulej72?
[02:56:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah but i was being nice and not making his shat beep at him
[02:57:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> he's boss dev, i'm the minion
[02:57:21] <paulej72> your lucky I am awake right now
[02:57:24] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahah
[02:57:46] <crutchy> you will incur the wrath of god!
[02:57:53] <crutchy> irc god :p
[02:58:03] <Ethanol-fueled> Bring it on.
[02:58:11] <paulej72> well at least half awake
[02:58:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, you'll get at least as much sleep as me. i'll be up before 5am
[02:59:01] <Ethanol-fueled> Damn Buzzard, that sucks.
[02:59:02] <paulej72> to lszy yo do something about it
[02:59:25] <crutchy> that looks like how i type in the dark
[02:59:26] <Ethanol-fueled> PJ - I'm going to infiltrate SN sometime in the future.
[02:59:50] <Ethanol-fueled> I'll be in ur slashcode puttin' in obscenities
[02:59:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, time, tide, and fishing wait for no man. gotta go when they're happening.
[02:59:58] <paulej72> Ethanol-fueled: that is not much of a feat
[02:59:58] <crutchy> are you gunna drop a 400TB bomb?
[03:00:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> three occurrences of the word fuck before i started working on slash
[03:01:08] * juggs just watches from afar
[03:01:10] <paulej72> only three
[03:01:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep, even case insensitive
[03:01:33] <crutchy> three just in the unicode file :p
[03:01:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't have a vm up or i'd check current
[03:02:11] <crutchy> and then there's fuck.pm
[03:02:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think i put some special words in where the guy did a complicated null op and claimed it was for some awesome reason.
[03:02:47] <Ethanol-fueled> hahah, that's awesome.
[03:03:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> it butt hurt me to read it
[03:03:20] <paulej72> fuck.pl as it is a user facing file
[03:03:40] <crutchy> oh
[03:03:44] <Ethanol-fueled> are you all serious? what does fuck.pl do?
[03:03:48] <Ethanol-fueled> you're shittin' me.
[03:04:01] <crutchy> it fucks up anyone that tries to mess with it
[03:04:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://soylentnews.org
[03:04:16] <monopoly> ^ 03404 File Not Found
[03:04:25] <crutchy> aww
[03:04:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> gotta work on your sense of humor, monopoly
[03:05:00] <crutchy> monopoly: /disable --fuck.pl-give-it-away
[03:06:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, unicode is getting fucked in email now. dunno how i broke it but it's a special kind of broke since even entities are being converted to garbage
[03:07:00] <crutchy> my kids convert entities to garbage
[03:07:24] <paulej72> blame it on beryllium
[03:07:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> well most kids do that. the line in the sand test is would they fuck up an anvil if you gave them one to play with.
[03:07:52] <crutchy> is it just me or should the servers be named after women
[03:07:57] <crutchy> like hurricanes
[03:08:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think i will for this release then work up a point release fix
[03:08:06] <paulej72> all mail passes through there and it may be mangling it
[03:08:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh
[03:08:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> something's definitely up since we don't anywhere in the code convert entities BACK to unicode
[03:09:04] <paulej72> the again it probably something in slash
[03:09:31] <crutchy> might be fuck.pl
[03:09:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> think ima blame NCommander since he's on vacation
[03:09:59] <crutchy> everything passes through fuck.pl
[03:10:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> drinking up all that fancy european beer
[03:10:18] <crutchy> colluding with xlefay
[03:10:24] <paulej72> he probably broke it with his usenet server stuff
[03:10:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> there ya go
[03:10:36] <crutchy> or minecraft
[03:11:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> sounds plausible, i say we run with that until it can get fixed in a point release or the .10 release
[03:11:40] <paulej72> the last point release never happened
[03:11:44] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh, that usenet kinda feature thing he announced?
[03:11:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> even better
[03:12:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, he was test-monkeying with it on dev n got it working for a not completely functional site value of working
[03:13:46] <paulej72> but he broke all of the UTF8 shit we were working on
[03:13:57] <Ethanol-fueled> kick his ass.
[03:14:19] <crutchy> donkey punch him
[03:14:23] <Ethanol-fueled> invite him for a SN meeting, then one of you throw a potato sack over his head and commence the beating.
[03:14:38] <Ethanol-fueled> or what crutchy said.
[03:14:50] <paulej72> nah. it does seem that he may have fixed oxygen though
[03:15:02] <Ethanol-fueled> Your servers are named after elements?
[03:15:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> sweet, yay backups
[03:15:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't look at me, i name mine after starships
[03:15:50] <paulej72> I did not check if there was stuff on it but I did log on yesterday
[03:15:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> woohoo
[03:16:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm
[03:17:51] <crutchy> /invite tama
[03:20:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Formally Verified Microkernel seL4 Open Sourced - http://sylnt.us - verified-if-assumptions-are-correct
[03:20:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> Feels like a Boondock Saints night
[03:21:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> any of you who haven't seen it, shame be upon you.
[03:21:44] * JamesNZ is shamed
[03:22:37] <crutchy> .kill crutchy
[03:23:40] <Ethanol-fueled> aint seen it
[03:27:51] <paulej72> hhhdhhdhdhdhhdhhhdhdhdhdhhdhhdhdhhhdhhdhdhdhdhhd
[03:29:32] <Ethanol-fueled> ban pauley for spam.
[03:29:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Also, I heard he is a racist.
[03:29:46] <juggs> mwh
[03:29:48] <paulej72> O:) O.O O:) O.O
[03:29:49] <Ethanol-fueled> therefore, everything he says and does is null and void.
[03:30:31] <paulej72> jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjijjjjijijijjijijjjjiijijijjjjijijijjij
[03:32:18] * juggs spanks paulej72 with a duster..
[03:32:25] <crutchy> paulej72 s/.*/(o Y o)/
[03:32:26] <exec> <crutchy> <paulej72> (o Y o)
[03:33:07] <crutchy> stupid charybdis
[03:33:27] <paulej72> yes it is
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[03:38:57] <Ethanol-fueled> Hookers and gangbangs.
[03:40:07] <juggs> huh?
[03:42:11] <crutchy> typing in his sleep?
[03:43:58] * juggs goes to horizontal holding position until further notice.
[03:44:38] <crutchy> sounds kinky
[03:44:50] juggs is now known as juggs|afk
[03:45:11] <Ethanol-fueled> Shit, errybody's passing out now.
[03:45:35] <Ethanol-fueled> I'ma leave too. Peace!
[03:45:45] <Ethanol-fueled> *Poof*
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[03:46:20] <paulej72> ok now I can fart
[03:59:25] <SpallsHurgenson> o_0
[03:59:38] <crutchy> ~fart
[03:59:52] <crutchy> B~
[04:00:29] <SpallsHurgenson> no more rotten burritos for any of you!
[04:01:03] <crutchy> just gotta be careful you don't accidentally B.~
[04:03:32] <SpallsHurgenson> 0_o
[04:04:11] <crutchy> ^.0
[04:05:18] <crutchy> (0_0)OOB.~
[04:08:51] <SpallsHurgenson> x^x
[04:12:30] <SpallsHurgenson> anyway, this has been a fascinating discussion, but I'm off
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[04:13:46] * paulej72 farts again
[04:16:55] <mrcoolbp> eeeewwww
[04:22:51] <crutchy> hi mrcoolbp
[04:23:14] <mrcoolbp> hi crutchy
[04:23:20] <mrcoolbp> er...g'day
[04:23:29] <mrcoolbp> ~time mrcoolbp
[04:23:31] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Sunday, 3 August 2014, 04:23:30 am
[04:23:50] <mrcoolbp> ~time add mrcoolbp Boston, MA
[04:23:51] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Sunday, 3 August 2014, 04:23:52 am
[04:23:55] <mrcoolbp> = (
[04:24:02] <mrcoolbp> ~time-add mrcoolbp Boston, MA
[04:24:14] <mrcoolbp> ~help time
[04:24:31] <crutchy> i'll tweak the time script to use ~weather locations
[04:24:48] <mrcoolbp> nice
[04:24:54] <mrcoolbp> ~weather mrcoolbp
[04:24:58] <exec> weather for 10Boston, MA US at 2014-08-03 03:48:00 (UTC) ~ 0.6 hrs ago:
[04:24:59] <exec> temp: 1063°F (17.2°C), dp: 1059.7°F (15.4°C), press: 101020.3 mb (0.1 mb over 0.3 hrs), humid: 1088%, wind: 100 mph (0 km/h) @ 10115°
[04:25:18] * crutchy needs programming tunes
[04:25:22] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: also the time should show in my time
[04:25:37] <crutchy> yeah
[04:25:42] <crutchy> ooh... combined scripts
[04:25:47] <mrcoolbp> oooh
[04:26:00] * crutchy gets his script-fu on
[04:26:30] <crutchy> ...to the bee gees ¿
[04:26:36] <crutchy> err
[04:26:41] * crutchy changes tunes
[04:27:26] <crutchy> madeon - icarus
[04:27:30] <crutchy> ^ better
[04:28:12] <mrcoolbp> go-crutchy, it's ya birfday
[04:38:49] <mrcoolbp> !todo
[04:38:49] <Bender> todo for mrcoolbp: 1) make sure someone else has privs on every system 2) contact StarTrek Reboot orgs 3) social-media/user recruitment strategy 4) make helpful graphics for editing interface 5) site redesign contest 6) ask NCommander if we still need all-staff meetings 7) badges for # of accepted submissions 8) warrant canary 9) add new editors to staff-list 10) encrypted - 2 more
[04:38:52] <mrcoolbp> !more
[04:38:53] <Bender> dropbox SN account 11) test flood-protect for board meetings 12) hammer linode for a better deal 13) email frogblast for favicons 14) check dev WRT poll+story 15) document store maintenence procedures on wiki 16) double-check all items have "Show Customize" unchecked 17) embroidered hat 18) embroidered polo 19) t-shirt: "I don't always RTFA, but when I do, I read it in sourcecode - 1 more
[04:38:59] <mrcoolbp> holy crap-balls
[04:39:11] <mrcoolbp> !todo make sure swag is in correct categories
[04:39:11] <Bender> todo item 22 added
[04:39:24] <mrcoolbp> !todo nuke old low-res image files
[04:39:24] <Bender> todo item 23 added
[04:45:44] <paulej72> 13 done as not needed
[04:51:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - If You're Always Working, You're Never Working Well - http://sylnt.us - moderation-in-all-things,-including-moderation
[05:11:30] <crutchy> ooh site redesign contest
[05:11:43] <crutchy> bryan already won that :p
[05:12:53] <crutchy> warrant canary?
[05:13:27] <crutchy> test flood-protect for board meetings?
[05:13:37] <crutchy> some interesting items
[05:14:53] <paulej72> Matt was getting flodd protected when he posted long stuff into #staff during board meeting
[05:15:18] <crutchy> if he .op's it should be better
[05:16:01] <paulej72> not a fan of the warrant canary myself as I am not sure of the legality so them
[05:16:17] <crutchy> ah yeah now i remember
[05:16:47] <paulej72> he probably was not. possibly it was his client as well
[05:17:37] <crutchy> ops aren't throttled as much as regliar users
[05:18:08] <crutchy> i guess you know. sry
[05:18:18] * crutchy needs something cold
[05:26:25] <crutchy> lol SN needs a 404 page like this: http://us.blizzard.com
[05:26:25] <monopoly> ^ 03Blizzard Entertainment - Error!
[05:27:56] <paulej72> that was a generic error page for me
[05:28:21] <crutchy> ok
[05:28:29] <crutchy> s/k/h/
[05:28:30] <exec> <crutchy> oh
[05:31:45] <paulej72> iPad?
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[05:37:02] <crutchy> this is what i saw: http://picpaste.com
[05:39:05] <paulej72> ok that is much better
[05:42:52] <arti> that's cool
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[05:46:18] <paulej72> poor JamesNZ I hardly knew ye.
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[05:53:45] <crutchy> wb aqu4
[05:54:01] <crutchy> when did you disappear?
[05:55:17] <crutchy> !todo try to make exec at least half as reliable as aqu4
[05:55:17] <Bender> todo item 3 added
[05:55:46] <crutchy> that's probably the best i can ever hope to achieve with php :/
[06:31:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA Mars Plans to Include Oxygen Production - http://sylnt.us - my-children-went-to-Mars-and-all-I-got-was-this-T-shirt
[06:33:11] <chromas> Bender: s/T/lousy-T/
[06:33:12] <exec> <chromas> <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA Mars Plans to Include Oxygen Production - http://sylnt.us - my-children-went-to-Mars-and-all-I-got-was-this-lousy-T-shirt
[06:33:19] <crutchy> bender s/Oxygen/Plan
[06:33:20] <exec> <crutchy> <bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA Mars Plans to Include Plan Production - http://sylnt.us - my-children-went-to-Mars-and-all-I-got-was-this-T-shirt
[06:48:34] <_NSAKEY> chromas: I've been busy with a project.
[06:49:23] <chromas> A secret project?
[06:50:51] <_NSAKEY> I set up mediawiki a few months ago and have been playing with it again recently.
[06:51:46] <chromas> I did that once when I didn't have net. Put a wikipedia db dump in it
[06:52:21] <arti> _NSAKEY are you filling it up with data you've mirrored?
[06:52:29] <_NSAKEY> Oh, I'm populating mine with my own content.
[06:52:36] <arti> how many machines have the password snowden?
[06:52:36] <_NSAKEY> arti: The data I mirror stays local.
[06:52:42] <chromas> Sure
[06:53:22] <chromas> Hey the nsa could let us edit our own data
[06:53:32] <_NSAKEY> I just got done pulling down some of the more recent monthly updates from Companies House.
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[06:56:56] <_NSAKEY> Public records are usually the best. No crypto standards to subvert.
[06:58:04] <crutchy> omg the nsa is here...
[06:58:10] crutchy is now known as \
[06:58:19] <\> i'm obfuscated :p
[06:59:17] <swiss> where did crutchy go :O
[06:59:31] monopoly is now known as _
[06:59:39] <swiss> whoa, monopoly is gone too
[06:59:46] <chromas> It's anarchy!
[06:59:50] <\> eep
[06:59:53] * arti doesn't want to change his name because irpg
[07:00:14] <swiss> lol
[07:00:24] swiss is now known as `
[07:00:31] <\> hahaha
[07:00:46] <`> i am in your bash
[07:00:49] <`> executing your commands
[07:00:53] <chromas> You see what you started, Backslash?
[07:00:59] <_NSAKEY> Someone should /nick to /quit and then chat a lot, for maximum comedy.
[07:01:03] <\> hmm wonder what these could do to exec commands
[07:01:13] <\> ~weather crutchy
[07:01:15] <exec> weather for 10Morwell (latrobe Valley Airport), VIC, Australia at 2014-08-03 05:00:00 (UTC) ~ 2 hrs ago:
[07:01:16] <exec> temp: 1054°F (12.2°C), dp: 1034.7°F (1.5°C), press: 101031.9 mb (-1.7 mb over 3 hrs), humid: 1047%, wind: 1010 mph (16 km/h) @ 10260°
[07:01:16] <ar> anyone acutally still using backticks in shell scripts instead of $()?
[07:01:20] <`> ~weather
[07:01:20] <exec> IRC WEATHER INFORMATION
[07:01:20] <exec> usage: "~weather location" (visit http://wiki.soylentnews.org for more info)
[07:01:21] <exec> data courtesy of the APRS Citizen Weather Observer Program (CWOP) @ http://weather.gladstonefamily.net
[07:01:21] <exec> by crutchy: https://github.com
[07:01:25] <`> ~weather agoura
[07:01:26] <ar> ~weather
[07:01:27] <exec> IRC WEATHER INFORMATION
[07:01:27] <exec> usage: "~weather location" (visit http://wiki.soylentnews.org for more info)
[07:01:27] <exec> data courtesy of the APRS Citizen Weather Observer Program (CWOP) @ http://weather.gladstonefamily.net
[07:01:28] <exec> weather for 10Calabasas, CA US at 2014-08-03 06:11:00 (UTC) ~ 0.8 hrs ago:
[07:01:28] <exec> by crutchy: https://github.com
[07:01:29] <exec> temp: 1079°F (26.1°C), dp: 1027.4°F (-2.6°C), press: 10983.8 mb (-0.2 mb over 0.5 hrs), humid: 1015%, wind: 100 mph (0 km/h) @ 100°
[07:01:42] <ar> ~weather warsaw, poland
[07:01:44] <exec> weather for 10Warsaw, PL at 2014-08-03 06:26:00 (UTC) ~ 0.6 hrs ago:
[07:01:45] <exec> temp: 1084°F (28.9°C), dp: 1060.3°F (15.7°C), press: 101013.8 mb (0 mb over 0.2 hrs), humid: 1044%, wind: 10(no data) @ 10(no data)
[07:01:55] <\> ~weather ar
[07:01:57] <exec> weather for 10Warsaw, PL at 2014-08-03 06:26:00 (UTC) ~ 0.6 hrs ago:
[07:01:58] <exec> temp: 1084°F (28.9°C), dp: 1060.3°F (15.7°C), press: 101013.8 mb (0 mb over 0.2 hrs), humid: 1044%, wind: 10(no data) @ 10(no data)
[07:02:08] <ar> it's 9AM and it's already 30°C -_-
[07:02:17] <ar> how am i supposed to live?
[07:04:12] <chromas> In front of a fan
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[07:15:45] <ar> 46
[07:15:49] <ar> whoop
[07:16:44] <chromas> That was a quick rise in temperature. Is there a storm?
[07:17:37] <\> maybe there's a dragon
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[07:23:57] <ar> chromas: no, that was my trying to change a window in irssi and missing the / key
[07:24:47] <chromas> Oh is that how you do it? I was wondering about that while playing with BitchX
[07:25:14] <chromas> BitchX++ for having the best name
[07:25:14] <Bender> karma - bitchx: 2
[07:26:26] <ar> too bad it's like using irssi version 0.0.1
[07:26:34] <crutchy> ~time ar
[07:26:35] <exec> [Google] 9:26am Sunday (CEST) - Time in Warsaw, Poland
[07:28:11] <chromas> Yeah it seems ancient and has not instructions
[07:28:49] * chromas renames Quassel to BitchX
[07:32:27] * crutchy should make a client called irc*nt
[07:33:05] <chromas> In php
[07:33:47] * crutchy isn't sure how to do a non-scrolling console app
[07:33:48] <chromas> Or cobol. You know, just to be a cunt
[07:34:16] <chromas> You can use gtk or something
[07:34:38] <crutchy> there must be functions that output to character locations i guess
[07:35:12] <chromas> On linux, people usually use a library called curses
[07:35:27] <chromas> Could probably use it or emulate it
[07:36:07] <crutchy> ooh found a SO question that might work
[07:36:38] <chromas> (pretending we're still using teletype)--
[07:36:38] <Bender> karma - (pretending we're still using teletype): -1
[07:40:38] <ar> chromas: we do have a teletype at our local hackerspace. we named it Dalek
[07:40:52] <ar> chromas: because the polish name for teletype is "dalekopis"
[07:43:20] * chromas played with rtty once but never had a real one
[07:44:02] <chromas> Radio_bbs++
[07:44:02] <Bender> karma - radio_bbs: 1
[07:45:22] <ar> oh, oh, cute
[07:45:23] <ar> http://arachnist.is-a.cat
[07:45:59] <ar> ↑ Cloning Credit Cards: A combined pre-play and downgrade
[07:45:59] <ar> attack on EMV Contactless
[07:46:28] <crutchy> i keep my paywave bank card next to a piece of al foil in my wallet
[07:46:51] <crutchy> apparently that is supposed to "foil" scanners :p
[07:48:09] <crutchy> or apparently if you have two paywave cards together it confuses scanners
[08:00:01] <crutchy> ooh was that your bot, ar?
[08:00:36] <ar> hm?
[08:00:59] <crutchy> <ar> ↑ Cloning Credit Cards: A combined pre-play and downgrade
[08:01:04] <ar> crutchy: nope
[08:01:13] <crutchy> kinda looked a bit like monopoly's output
[08:01:22] <crutchy> oky dokes :p
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[12:34:17] <Bender> karma - omelets: 1
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[14:01:08] <exec> welcome enabled for 10#Soylent
[14:01:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Canadian Developers Making the Next Tails Privacy Software - http://sylnt.us - heads-tails-knees-toes
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[15:30:21] <Konomi> anyone happen to know the open circut voltage of a AA?
[15:30:52] <Konomi> standard alkaline
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[16:06:58] <Bytram> !uid
[16:06:58] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 4588, owned by Droidles
[16:07:08] <Bytram> ~weather Boston
[16:07:12] <exec> weather for 10Boston, MA US at 2014-08-03 14:49:00 (UTC) ~ 1.3 hrs ago:
[16:07:12] <exec> temp: 1069°F (20.6°C), dp: 1060.7°F (15.9°C), press: 101020.7 mb (0 mb over 0.3 hrs), humid: 1074%, wind: 101 mph (1.6 km/h) @ 10159°
[16:17:36] <probablyacat> ~weather Toledo
[16:17:42] <exec> weather for 10Toledo, OH US at 2014-08-03 14:47:00 (UTC) ~ 1.5 hrs ago:
[16:17:42] <exec> temp: 1077°F (25°C), dp: 1064.3°F (17.9°C), press: 101017.9 mb (0 mb over 0.5 hrs), humid: 1064%, wind: 100 mph (0 km/h) @ 1097°
[16:18:02] <probablyacat> sweet
[16:18:54] <chromas> ~weather Toledo or
[16:18:57] <exec> weather for 10Newport, OR US at 2014-08-03 14:46:00 (UTC) ~ 1.5 hrs ago:
[16:18:58] <exec> temp: 1058°F (14.4°C), dp: 1058°F (14.4°C), press: 101019.3 mb (0.1 mb over 0.3 hrs), humid: 10100%, wind: 105 mph (8 km/h) @ 10304°
[16:19:11] <chromas> Fu, Newport
[16:21:02] * chromas wonders how many towns are uniquely named
[16:22:27] <Bytram> ~weather unique
[16:22:31] <exec> weather for 10Lede, BE at 2014-08-03 14:49:00 (UTC) ~ 1.6 hrs ago:
[16:22:31] <exec> temp: 1087°F (30.6°C), dp: 1018.6°F (-7.4°C), press: 101009 mb (0 mb over 0.2 hrs), humid: 107%, wind: 100 mph (0 km/h) @ 10285°
[16:22:35] <Bytram> LOL!
[16:22:59] <Bytram> chromas: apparently weather thinks that there is at least *one* =)
[16:23:26] <chromas> ~weather special
[16:23:29] <exec> weather for 10Bragg Creek, CA at 2014-07-31 23:50:00 (UTC) ~ 64.6 hrs ago:
[16:23:29] <exec> temp: 1069°F (20.6°C), dp: 1060.7°F (15.9°C), press: 101021.7 mb (0.5 mb over 0.5 hrs), humid: 1074%, wind: 101 mph (1.6 km/h) @ 10355°
[16:23:34] <chromas> ~weather snowflake
[16:23:37] <exec> weather for 10Snowflake, AZ US at 2014-08-03 01:27:00 (UTC) ~ 14.9 hrs ago:
[16:23:38] <exec> temp: 1064°F (17.8°C), dp: 1061°F (16.1°C), press: 101011 mb (-0.4 mb over 0.1 hrs), humid: 1089%, wind: 108 mph (12.8 km/h) @ 10270°
[16:23:58] <chromas> It's chili in Arizona?
[16:24:04] <Bytram> ~weather blizzard
[16:24:08] <exec> weather for 10Reform, OH US at 2014-08-03 14:59:00 (UTC) ~ 1.4 hrs ago:
[16:24:08] <exec> temp: 1072°F (22.2°C), dp: 1063.2°F (17.3°C), press: 101020.8 mb (-0.1 mb over 0.3 hrs), humid: 1074%, wind: 100 mph (0 km/h) @ 1070°
[16:24:13] <chromas> Mmmm, chilly
[16:24:51] <Bytram> chilly chili - not so good. /me likes it hot
[16:25:08] <Bytram> ~weather spring
[16:25:12] <exec> weather for 10Spring, TX US at 2014-08-03 14:58:00 (UTC) ~ 1.5 hrs ago:
[16:25:13] <exec> temp: 1077°F (25°C), dp: 1072.8°F (22.7°C), press: 101017.8 mb (0 mb over 0.3 hrs), humid: 1086%, wind: 101 mph (1.6 km/h) @ 10355°
[16:25:25] <Bytram> ~weather summer
[16:25:29] <exec> weather for 10Dorena, MO US at 2014-08-03 14:54:00 (UTC) ~ 1.5 hrs ago:
[16:25:29] <exec> temp: 1078°F (25.6°C), dp: 1067.4°F (19.7°C), press: 101019.1 mb (-0.1 mb over 0.3 hrs), humid: 1069%, wind: 102 mph (3.2 km/h) @ 10345°
[16:25:34] <Bytram> ~weather winter
[16:25:40] <exec> weather for 10Ludington, MI, United States Of America at 2014-08-03 14:25:00 (UTC) ~ 2 hrs ago:
[16:25:41] <exec> temp: 1073.8°F (23.2°C), dp: 1060.8°F (16°C), press: 101011.9 mb (0 mb over 0.1 hrs), humid: 1063%, wind: 103 mph (4.8 km/h) @ 10175°
[16:25:43] <Bytram> ~weather autumn
[16:25:46] <exec> weather for 10Santa Maria, CA US at 2014-08-03 14:54:00 (UTC) ~ 1.5 hrs ago:
[16:25:46] <exec> temp: 1063°F (17.2°C), dp: 1056.4°F (13.6°C), press: 101017.8 mb (0 mb over 0.3 hrs), humid: 1079%, wind: 100 mph (0 km/h) @ 10153°
[16:26:20] <Bytram> sense no makes. :/
[16:27:16] <chromas> ~weather sense
[16:27:19] <exec> weather for 10Plaffeien-oberschro, Switzerland at 2014-08-03 14:00:00 (UTC) ~ 2.5 hrs ago:
[16:27:20] <exec> temp: 1061.5°F (16.4°C), dp: 1055.6°F (13.1°C), press: 101016.9 mb (-0.3 mb over 1 hrs), humid: 1080%, wind: 102 mph (3.2 km/h) @ 10240°
[16:27:43] <Bytram> lol!
[16:28:00] <Bytram> chromas: How's things?
[16:30:14] <chromas> Excessively warm
[16:30:58] <Bytram> not so bad here, but atm I prefer it to the -20 F we had last winter... and that was BEFORE any wind chill!
[16:31:14] <chromas> Ew
[16:31:28] <chromas> Doesn't get that cold here
[16:31:38] <chromas> ~weather college place
[16:31:41] <exec> weather for 10College Place, WA US at 2014-08-02 23:46:00 (UTC) ~ 16.8 hrs ago:
[16:31:42] <exec> temp: 1093°F (33.9°C), dp: 1054°F (12.2°C), press: 101008.5 mb (-0.1 mb over 0.2 hrs), humid: 1027%, wind: 100 mph (0 km/h) @ 10290°
[16:32:05] <chromas> That should be unique. Nobody's dumb enough to make name a town that
[16:32:06] <Bytram> OTOH, every few years we break 100 F
[16:32:29] <Bytram> what sayeth the goog?
[16:32:46] <chromas> 93 at 0930?
[16:34:14] <Bytram> hold on a minute... testing something
[16:37:01] <chromas> Heat--
[16:37:01] <Bender> karma - heat: -1
[16:37:17] <chromas> Oops, ruined your test
[16:37:31] <Bytram> not testing *here* - no worries
[16:37:37] <Bytram> coffee++
[16:37:37] <Bender> karma - coffee: 490
[16:37:41] <Bytram> !woop
[16:37:41] <Bender> woop woop woop (\/) (;,,;) (\/)
[16:38:12] <chromas> !Bite
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[16:38:20] <chromas> !bite
[16:38:20] <Bender> chromas: Bite my shiny. metal. ass.
[16:38:22] <Bytram> !chew
[16:39:29] <chromas> Case_sensitive_string_comparison--
[16:39:29] <Bender> karma - case_sensitive_string_comparison: -1
[16:39:32] <Bytram> chromas: apparently there is a "College Place" in Brooklyn, NY - must be the name of a street
[16:40:04] <Bytram> ( Case sensitive string comparison )++
[16:40:04] <Bender> karma - ( case sensitive string comparison ): 1
[16:40:06] <chromas> Is it full of adventists? :D
[16:40:34] <Bytram> I dunno... just did a ddg on "College Place" and it was one of the things that came up.
[16:42:26] <chromas> Need a bot to do uniquenessosity checks
[16:42:56] <chromas> Poor rand.
[16:43:13] <chromas> Dying_connections--
[16:43:14] <Bender> karma - dying_connections: -1
[16:44:45] <Bytram> afk brb
[16:52:12] <Bytram> back
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[17:09:30] <Bytram> juggs: g'day!
[17:11:01] <juggs> Bytram, hola! I'm not entirely conscious yet - imbibing of hot fluids is required.
[17:11:10] <Bytram> coffee++
[17:11:10] <Bender> karma - coffee: 491
[17:11:12] <Bytram> nod nod
[17:11:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - UK 'Attempts to Censor' US Report on Torture Sites - http://sylnt.us - Just-Following-Orders
[17:26:57] <Bytram> Hmmm, monopoly? try this one: http://.example.com
[17:27:10] <Bytram> http://sylnt.us
[17:27:11] <monopoly> ^ 04SN article 03 UK 'Attempts to Censor' US Report on Torture Sites 04(2 comments): ( http://soylentnews.org )
[17:27:49] <Bytram> ~weather TheMightyBuzzard
[17:27:53] <exec> weather for 10Ada, Ada Municipal Airport, OK, United States at 2014-08-03 16:55:00 (UTC) ~ 0.5 hrs ago:
[17:27:53] <exec> temp: 1080.6°F (27°C), dp: 1068°F (20°C), press: 101021.3 mb (0 mb over 0.3 hrs), humid: 1065%, wind: 103 mph (4.8 km/h) @ 10120°
[17:32:51] <chromas> &amp; eh
[17:33:55] <juggs> !todo
[17:33:55] <Bender> todo for juggs: 1) cull old image files so they don't get accidentally used 2) redo category omages to match new product lineup 3) - actually stop being a newb and man up to an arch install
[17:34:16] <chromas> Archlinux++
[17:34:16] <Bender> karma - archlinux: 8
[17:34:39] <juggs> !todo prod categorisations
[17:34:39] <Bender> todo item 4 added
[17:35:05] <chromas> juggs: s/d /n /
[17:35:06] <exec> <chromas> <juggs> !todo pron categorisations
[17:35:15] <juggs> :P
[17:35:25] <juggs> how's things chromeass?
[17:39:06] <Bytram> lol - I'll bet they're shiny
[17:52:40] <juggs> !todo rss-bot wiki page
[17:52:40] <Bender> todo item 5 added
[17:53:12] * chromas fell asleep for a bit
[17:53:50] <chromas> ~weather walla walla
[17:53:53] <exec> weather for 10Walla Walla-Whitman College, WA, United States Of America at 2014-08-03 16:30:00 (UTC) ~ 1.4 hrs ago:
[17:53:53] <exec> temp: 1076°F (24.4°C), dp: 1057°F (13.9°C), press: 101014.9 mb (0 mb over 0.5 hrs), humid: 1051%, wind: 103 mph (4.8 km/h) @ 10230°
[17:54:07] * Bytram is right there with ya; got home from work today at 30 minutes before sunrise.
[17:54:41] <juggs> hope you have good blackouts
[17:57:19] <Bytram> was too tired to not fall asleep, but only got about 4 hours or so.
[17:57:21] * Bytram needs a nap
[17:59:20] <juggs> !todo swag about blurb
[17:59:20] <Bender> todo item 6 added
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[18:05:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> !todo
[18:05:57] <Bender> todo for themightybuzzard: 1) whip it, whip it good 2) get m2 working 3) argue for the death of Overrated and Underrated 4) IDN support 5) utf8mb4 upgrade 6) finish up paypal support
[18:14:28] <Bytram|afk> bender: s/[a-zA-Z0-9]/[n-za-mN-ZA-M5-90-4]/g
[18:14:28] <exec> <Bytram|afk> <bender> [n-za-mN-ZA-M5-90-4][n-za-mN-ZA-M5-90-4][n-za-mN-ZA-M5-90-4][n-za-mN-ZA-M5-90-4] [n-za-mN-ZA-M5-90-4][n-za-mN-ZA-M5-90-4][n-za-mN-ZA-M5-90-4] [n-za-mN-ZA-M5-90-4][n-za-mN-ZA-M5-90-4][n-za-mN-ZA-M5-90-4][n-za-mN-ZA-M5-90-4][n-za-mN-ZA-M5-90-4][n-za-mN-ZA-M5-90-4][n-za-mN-ZA-M5-90-4][n-za-mN-ZA-M5-90-4][n-za-mN-ZA-M5-90-4][n-za-mN-ZA-M5-90-4][n-za-mN-ZA-M5-90-4][n-za-mN-ZA-M5-90-4][n-za-mN-ZA-M5-90-4][n-za-mN-ZA-M5-90-4][n-za
[18:14:49] <Bytram|afk> hmmm, THAT didn't work. :/
[18:36:44] <Bytram|afk> http://www.popehat.com
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[19:01:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Windows 8.x Loses Market Share for Second Consecutive Month - http://sylnt.us - lies-and-damned-lies
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[19:04:12] <exec> SirFinkus, Olympia, WA, USA, 76°F (24.4°C), 12:04:00 PM PDT, Sunday, 3 August 2014
[19:28:23] * arti o.o
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[20:19:50] <Azrael> whoa that's a small submision queue... hint hint
[20:25:55] <arti> it's not about the size of your queue, it's how you use it
[20:26:04] <crutchy> ~queue
[20:26:05] <exec> *** SN submission queue: 4
[20:26:07] <arti> bump up the font size
[20:26:17] <arti> errbody loves 44pt comic sans
[20:31:31] <Azrael> pah, I already have SN in 44 Comic Sans via user CSS, need another solution
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[20:37:00] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v Bytram|away] by juggler
[20:37:06] <SirFinkus> 11,11I14,08 14,03g05,15o09,13t00,14 14,04n02,00o02,11t01,15h02,01i11,08n12,09g14,15 05,07t15,05o09,10 03,13s02,00u01,14b02,07m12,15i06,05t02,02 11,08:14,04(
[20:37:18] <arti> ^-- need more of this
[20:37:26] <arti> be better if the colors animated too
[20:37:33] <arti> "ugh must find unsubscribe"
[20:37:36] <arti> @.@
[20:37:40] <SirFinkus> 04,01l05,08o02,04l11,09 00,05t05,06h11,10a11,08n09,07k02,01 03,13g02,04o02,11d05,14 00,01t13,14h06,10e08,11y08,10 01,10a07,07d03,05d00,11e06,12d03,00 10,15t09,04h04,03a00,04t03,11 11,07f00,05e11,13a01,07t00,05u06,01r11,10e08,14 15,14t06,13o01,10 11,07m15,08y10,09 
[20:37:40] <SirFinkus> 03,00c05,07l03,08i13,05e13,09n02,08t
[20:37:58] <SirFinkus> but really, it seems like it might have been a misstep
[20:38:08] <arti> they limited the colors
[20:38:11] * arti wants to expand the values
[20:38:25] <arti> i'd like css style properties, size and some transforms
[20:38:32] <SirFinkus> uhng
[20:38:41] <arti> make new lines fade in
[20:38:56] <arti> old ones fade out, highlight over a word, those words light up
[20:38:56] <SirFinkus> just give me colors, and bold/italics
[20:39:13] <SirFinkus> well, my client is styled with css
[20:39:19] <arti> web?
[20:39:26] <SirFinkus> naw, textual
[20:39:31] <SirFinkus> I think it renders with webkit though
[20:40:58] <SirFinkus> it lets you do some neat things, and I don't have to learn some stupid config language
[20:41:07] <crutchy> 'doctor, i think i'm a homosexual'
[20:41:13] <crutchy> 'how can you tell?'
[20:41:23] <crutchy> ~rainbow RAAAAIIIINNNNBOOOOOWWW
[20:41:23] <exec> 00,07R00,08A00,09A00,12A00,02A00,06I00,04I00,07I00,08I00,09N00,12N00,02N00,06N00,04B00,07O00,08O00,09O00,12O00,02O00,06W00,04W00,07W
[20:41:50] <SirFinkus> 04,06Y07,02o08,12u03,09r00,08 02,07r06,04a04,06i07,02n08,12b03,09o12,08w00,07 06,04s04,06u07,02c08,12k03,09s
[20:42:00] <arti> "Man shot several times while filming a rap video because the group couldn't agree as to which one of them was the star"
[20:42:03] <crutchy> lol true
[20:42:26] <SirFinkus> "video released as is, becomes hit"
[20:42:37] <arti> http://www.nydailynews.com
[20:42:40] <monopoly> ^ 03Man shot multiple times while filming rap video in Bronx  - NY Daily News
[20:43:20] <crutchy> 'man shot while shooting in the bronx'
[20:43:29] <crutchy> you sure it had anything to do with video?
[20:43:49] <arti> comments:
[20:43:50] <arti> "I guess that makes him the star now."
[20:43:56] <arti> reply "it do.....it do!"
[20:47:30] <arti> What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
[20:47:37] <arti> a: BaNA-NA-NA-NA
[20:47:45] <SirFinkus> funny rap video time?
[20:47:45] <SirFinkus> yes
[20:47:47] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[20:47:47] <monopoly> ^ 03WORST RAP VIDEO EVER MADE IN THE WORLD - FAT GORILLA - NO TALENT - GHETTO - BAD MUSIC VIDEO - YouTube
[20:48:11] <arti> raise you: https://www.youtube.com
[20:48:11] <monopoly> ^ 03It's So Cold in the D - YouTube
[20:49:10] <SirFinkus> although honstely, it doesn't sound any better or worse than other rap I've heard
[20:49:20] <arti> there's this one of this kid singing
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[20:50:25] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[20:50:26] <monopoly> ^ 03Riak - How You Want Me To Best Rapper Alive!!!! - YouTube
[20:50:27] <SirFinkus> the best one though
[20:51:30] <arti> lol from the first video "I've never seen a hippo with curly hair before "
[20:54:50] <SirFinkus> I have a pretty large supply of terrible youtube music
[20:54:51] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[20:54:52] <monopoly> ^ 03Funny Japanese Heavy Metal - YouTube
[20:54:59] <SirFinkus> different genre, but same concept
[20:55:07] <SirFinkus> complete with midi guitar
[20:55:25] <arti> this is awesome
[20:55:39] <arti> i would have a beer with this guy
[20:56:02] <SirFinkus> well, yeah
[20:56:28] <SirFinkus> clearly he has clean hands too
[20:56:47] <arti> over and over~
[20:57:01] <SirFinkus> the best part is "prison ain't shit"
[20:57:40] <arti> oh man i laughed at this
[20:57:57] <arti> i remember baby metal too
[20:58:00] <arti> https://www.youtube.com
[20:58:01] <monopoly> ^ 03BABYMETAL - BABYMETAL FULL ALBUM 2014 (320 kbps HQ) - YouTube
[20:58:15] <SirFinkus> god fucking dammit
[20:58:25] <SirFinkus> I can't escape that shit
[20:58:37] <SirFinkus> it's utter garbage
[20:58:42] <arti> so i take it you don't want to go to the concert :(
[20:59:19] <SirFinkus> these little cunts are coming to the US, and Sex Machineguns will never have a US tour
[20:59:33] <arti> really!?
[21:00:01] <SirFinkus> yes, they're touring with lady gaga or something
[21:00:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Dinosaurs 'Shrank' Regularly to Become Birds - http://sylnt.us - wilma-what-happened-to-dino
[21:00:49] <arti> wonder how much money is being made
[21:00:52] <SirFinkus> I guess it isn't a full tour, just one date
[21:01:08] <SirFinkus> opening for lady gaga? probably more than god
[21:01:34] <SirFinkus> I think it's lady metal now, since I guess the lead singer is now 13
[21:03:19] <SirFinkus> I like my ladies middle aged men
[21:03:20] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[21:03:21] <monopoly> ^ 03Sex Machineguns - Suspense Gekijou - YouTube
[21:03:56] <arti> that video
[21:04:32] <SirFinkus> they also have a fake slow motion fight
[21:23:48] <juggs> over600hp
[21:24:05] <juggs> that is the goal :D
[21:26:26] <arti> get a new mower?
[21:26:33] <arti> how thick is your grass?
[21:26:47] <juggs> lol - wrong channel ftw xD
[21:27:07] <arti> that's an excellent conversation starter
[21:28:28] <juggs> I shall try it at some point - I expect strange looks will be the result
[21:28:50] <crutchy> ~weather crutchy
[21:28:53] <exec> weather for 10Morwell (latrobe Valley Airport), VIC, Australia at 2014-08-03 20:00:00 (UTC) ~ 1.5 hrs ago:
[21:28:53] <exec> temp: 1027.3°F (-2.6°C), dp: 1027.1°F (-2.7°C), press: 101033 mb (0.5 mb over 3 hrs), humid: 1099%, wind: 100 mph (0 km/h) @ 100°
[21:29:07] juggs is now known as juggs|afk
[21:45:01] <crutchy> coffee++
[21:45:01] <Bender> karma - coffee: 492
[21:45:04] <crutchy> coffee++
[21:45:04] <Bender> karma - coffee: 493
[21:45:14] <crutchy> frost--
[21:45:15] <Bender> karma - frost: -1
[21:45:31] <crutchy> poutine--
[21:45:31] <Bender> karma - poutine: -350
[21:49:36] <crutchy> ~time crutchy
[21:49:37] <exec> Monday, 4 August 2014 @ 07:49:00 AM EST - Traralgon VIC, Australia
[21:49:44] <crutchy> ~weather crutchy
[21:49:47] <exec> weather for 10Morwell (latrobe Valley Airport), VIC, Australia at 2014-08-03 20:00:00 (UTC) ~ 1.8 hrs ago:
[21:49:47] <exec> temp: 1027.3°F (-2.6°C), dp: 1027.1°F (-2.7°C), press: 101033 mb (0.5 mb over 3 hrs), humid: 1099%, wind: 100 mph (0 km/h) @ 100°
[21:55:24] <crutchy> should be a bit warmer now
[21:58:01] <arti> :D
[22:04:53] <SirFinkus> ~weather
[22:04:54] <exec> syntax: ~weather location
[22:04:54] <exec> weather data courtesy of the APRS Citizen Weather Observer Program (CWOP) @ http://weather.gladstonefamily.net
[22:05:01] <SirFinkus> ~weather SirFinkus
[22:05:05] <exec> weather for 10Tumwater, WA US at 2014-08-03 21:25:00 (UTC) ~ 0.7 hrs ago:
[22:05:05] <exec> temp: 1088°F (31.1°C), dp: 1061.3°F (16.3°C), press: 101019.9 mb (0 mb over 0.3 hrs), humid: 1041%, wind: 102 mph (3.2 km/h) @ 1054°
[22:05:15] <SirFinkus> thank god for ac
[22:05:18] <arti> indeed
[22:05:24] * arti had the oven on and was making a pizza
[22:05:31] <SirFinkus> gonna hit 32 later
[22:05:45] <arti> ~weather arti
[22:05:48] <exec> weather for 10Pridannikovo|Krasnoufimsk, SVE, Russian Federation at 2014-08-03 21:00:00 (UTC) ~ 1.1 hrs ago:
[22:05:49] <exec> temp: 1054°F (12.2°C), dp: 1052.9°F (11.6°C), press: 101013.8 mb (-0.5 mb over 3 hrs), humid: 1096%, wind: 100 mph (0 km/h) @ 100°
[22:05:50] <arti> lol
[22:06:09] <arti> ~weather 92707
[22:06:12] <exec> weather for 10Santa Ana Fire, CA, United States Of America at 2014-08-03 20:55:00 (UTC) ~ 1.2 hrs ago:
[22:06:12] <exec> temp: 1085°F (29.4°C), dp: 1069.5°F (20.8°C), press: 101011.5 mb (-0.7 mb over 1 hrs), humid: 1059%, wind: 105 mph (8 km/h) @ 10200°
[22:07:52] <crutchy> arti, ~weather-add... it now comes with a welcome mat
[22:07:59] <arti> sweet!
[22:08:07] <arti> ~weather-add
[22:08:07] <exec> syntax: ~weather-add code location (code cannot contain spaces but location can contain spaces)
[22:08:16] <arti> ~weather-add arti 92707
[22:08:19] <exec> code "arti" set for location "92707"
[22:08:23] <arti> ~weather arti
[22:08:25] <exec> weather for 10Santa Ana Fire, CA, United States Of America at 2014-08-03 20:55:00 (UTC) ~ 1.2 hrs ago:
[22:08:26] <exec> temp: 1085°F (29.4°C), dp: 1069.5°F (20.8°C), press: 101011.5 mb (-0.7 mb over 1 hrs), humid: 1059%, wind: 105 mph (8 km/h) @ 10200°
[22:08:39] <arti> this is far too complicated
[22:08:41] <crutchy> when you join #soylent you'll get a welcome message
[22:08:43] <crutchy> lol
[22:08:53] <arti> kudos crutchy
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[22:09:06] <exec> crutchy, Traralgon VIC, Australia, 27.3°F (-2.6°C), 08:09:00 AM EST, Monday, 4 August 2014
[22:09:09] <arti> you shall receive not less than 5 lashes for your service
[22:09:16] <crutchy> haha
[22:09:27] <arti> long live the queen
[22:10:06] <crutchy> she must give good head or something
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[22:10:38] <exec> crutchy, Traralgon VIC, Australia, 27.3°F (-2.6°C), 08:10AM EST, Monday, 4 August 2014
[22:10:49] <crutchy> mm. little bit shorter
[22:10:57] <crutchy> will evolve no doubt
[22:11:11] <arti> yes! it's good though
[22:11:19] * arti needs to make some more magic happen
[22:11:31] <crutchy> moar!
[22:11:37] <arti> aptly put
[22:11:48] * arti tickers with ciri
[22:11:50] <arti> tinkers
[22:14:20] <crutchy> "moar complexity" (chromas, 2014)
[22:14:35] <arti> is that his autobiography?
[22:17:36] <crutchy> lol
[22:18:01] <crutchy> its from his bot testing manual
[22:20:25] <crutchy> off to workipoos i go
[22:20:29] <crutchy> cya later
[22:20:54] <arti> alright mang, enjoy
[22:34:30] TheMightyBuzzard|Nap is now known as TheMightyBuzzard
[22:48:04] * arti stumbled across this: https://www.youtube.com
[22:48:05] <monopoly> ^ 03Simply Sara -- Wanda's Macaroni Salad - YouTube
[22:53:33] juggs|afk is now known as juggs
[23:12:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - OKCupid: "We Experiment on Users, Everyone Does." - http://sylnt.us - you-didn't-think-it-was-all-true-did-you?
[23:21:52] <Tachyon> why are the fahrenheit degrees first and celsius second?
[23:22:02] <arti> especially since an aussie wrote it
[23:22:05] <Tachyon> soylentists enjoy imperial units?
[23:22:11] <arti> freedom units
[23:22:23] <Tachyon> freedum units
[23:22:33] <Tachyon> dumb
[23:22:50] <arti> probably has to do with how he's getting the data
[23:23:27] <arti> how's it going tachyon?
[23:23:50] <Tachyon> arti: well, it could be better a bit :)
[23:23:55] <Tachyon> but quite good actually
[23:23:59] <Tachyon> how about you? :)
[23:24:09] <arti> relaxing
[23:25:15] <Tachyon> good for you! :)
[23:25:42] <arti> indeed, i can't really be arsed to code atm
[23:26:42] <Tachyon> i can
[23:26:44] <Tachyon> but ...
[23:26:57] <Tachyon> i did sysupgrade on my linux server 2 days ago
[23:27:03] <Tachyon> and i'm still putting it together
[23:27:15] <arti> Move forward 3 spaces, followed by 2 back.
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[23:30:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Free Intro to Linux Course - http://sylnt.us || EFF Wants Your Help to Break Their WiFi Open Router - http://sylnt.us - lend-a-hand || Podcasting Patent Troll Attempts to Run Away From Lawsuit - http://sylnt.us - you-can-run-but-you-can&apos;t-hide || Microsoft Needs to Fix IE11 Because Web Devs Don't Follow Standards - http://sylnt.us - 10 more
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[23:30:55] <exec> SirFinkus, Olympia, WA, USA, 96°F (35.6°C), 04:30PM PDT, Sunday, 3 August 2014
[23:33:02] <SirFinkus> lol think another hard drive just failed
[23:33:09] <arti> ugh that sucks
[23:33:33] <arti> load up your matrix editor and change the lifecycle property to 0.
[23:33:36] <SirFinkus> not having luck with them lately
[23:34:05] * arti recommends backing up key files now
[23:34:18] <SirFinkus> it always is, but it's still a massive pita
[23:34:24] <arti> i agree
[23:34:26] juggs is now known as juggs|afk
[23:34:32] <arti> i still haven't migrated crap over
[23:34:42] <SirFinkus> I had just finished restoring bakcups like 3 days ago lol
[23:34:53] <arti> from my last one, i just plugged the new drive in and moved some work files over, the rest are still on the replaced (not failed) hd
[23:35:01] <arti> suuucks
[23:35:22] <SirFinkus> about 300GB over a 1mbit connection
[23:35:31] <SirFinkus> it took a while
[23:35:38] <arti> rsync?
[23:35:55] <SirFinkus> naw, was using btsync in this case
[23:36:39] <SirFinkus> rsync wouldn't have been a good option in this situation
[23:37:09] <SirFinkus> most of it was uncompressable data
[23:37:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> s/uncompressable data/pr0n/
[23:37:33] <exec> <TheMightyBuzzard> !todo
[23:37:51] <arti> got your library of vocaroo flac
[23:37:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> exec, why do you hate me
[23:37:58] <arti> hahaha
[23:39:40] * TheMightyBuzzard wants sedbot back
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[23:40:29] <arti> ^-- another hd failed
[23:40:46] <paulej72> raid 6 ftw
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[23:47:45] <exec> SirFinkus, Olympia, WA, USA, 98°F (36.7°C), 04:47PM PDT, Sunday, 3 August 2014
[23:47:49] <SirFinkus> god damn fucking hfs+ pos
[23:50:02] juggs|afk is now known as juggs