#Soylent | Logs for 2014-08-02

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[23:54:42] <SpallsHurgenson> tequlla-the-morning-after--
[23:54:23] <Bender> karma - tequila: 1
[23:54:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> tequila++
[23:51:26] <SpallsHurgenson> g'scotch
[23:49:24] <crutchy> g'day
[23:49:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, crutchy
[23:49:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's more a date thing than an hourly thing.
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[23:47:00] <SpallsHurgenson> is that what time it was? huh, it's only quarter-past Scotch-on-ice here...
[23:44:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> holy monkey that smells gooooood
[23:43:07] <monopoly> ^ 03Tequila - The Champs - YouTube
[23:43:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's that time again... https://www.youtube.com
[23:40:48] * SpallsHurgenson gives TheMightyBuzzard an extra special tickle
[23:38:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> evenin, SpallsHurgenson
[23:37:48] * SpallsHurgenson says hello! to the internet, and gives it a little tickle
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[23:35:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> stick it in your mouth, cuss a blue streak, and kick something. that's how us male humans deal with that kind of thing.
[23:33:22] * juggs remembers why hot glue guns and beers do not a happy marriage make. The fingertip is a sub-optimal device for determine whether the glue has cooled and set. Owww that's hot - very hot and it's stuck to me :D
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[23:30:00] <juggs> I love any topic that can use the words "and therefore is potentially demonstrating an interaction with the quantum vacuum virtual plasma." - it's at that point my brain melts - the what now? Why yes of course! The quantum vacuum virtual plasma - that's the shit that flickers in and out of existence inexplicably isn't it?? Hang on - did someone drug me a put me in a star trek set~?
[23:27:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> except copyright
[23:27:06] <Tachyon> they travel FTL but they don't carry information
[23:26:49] <Tachyon> tachyons don't violate anything if they exist
[23:26:40] <Tachyon> not really :D
[23:26:33] <Tachyon> xD
[23:25:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> with a nick like that, you'd have to.
[23:23:20] <Tachyon> i have been suspecting for a long time, that energy conservation doesn't have to real
[23:22:28] <Tachyon> i'd be interested, if it really violates the energy conservation
[23:18:06] <juggs> I think it's been replicated 3 times now - first in the UK with really tiny force measured, then in China where they got a surprisingly large result and now at NASA - although there is some mention of them trying the experiment with a setup they believed shouldn't work, but it as well did. It needs testing outside the magnetic influence of earth really.
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[23:09:51] <Tachyon> but it seem that it violates conservation of energy
[23:09:35] <Tachyon> 30 years to proxima centauri
[23:09:25] <monopoly> ^ 03New NASA engine, if initial tests work out, can get to Mars in weeks, instead of months : worldnews
[23:09:24] <Tachyon> http://www.reddit.com
[22:40:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - At Least One Ebola Patient Due on American Mainland on Saturday - http://sylnt.us - wishing-them-well
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[21:25:24] <arti> strategery
[21:10:57] <chromas> The correct answer, of course, is to skip the wireless camera and give his horse a phone and watch its tweets. The nsa and facebook will track it
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[21:01:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ask SN: DIY Remote Wireless Camera Project - http://sylnt.us - brainstorm-time
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[19:48:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> plus it would annoy the begeezus out of paulej72 if i did it in slash code.
[19:47:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> ooooh, that probably wouldn't work but it would be fun to try
[19:47:27] <chromas> Hehe or use nulls to confuse c interaction
[19:46:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean it would probably actually work in a perl script like that
[19:46:37] <chromas> Should be little coffee or tea cups
[19:46:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, came through fine
[19:46:14] <chromas> Looks right on my end. Did you get gibberish?
[19:45:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> that would probably work if you did
[19:45:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, don't forget to use utf8;
[19:45:18] <chromas> s☕stuff☕things☕g
[19:45:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> hexchat can do perl already but i don't want to turn myself into a bot
[19:44:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> multiple levels even. like an infinity mirror.
[19:43:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, you could prolly do that.... s/(stuff)/$1 =~ s#more stuff#chicken butt#/e
[19:42:13] * chromas puts regex in your regex
[19:41:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope. perl's the reigning king of text mangling and that's what a bot does.
[19:40:37] <chromas> Or assembly
[19:40:16] <chromas> ocaml
[19:40:12] <chromas> herp
[19:40:08] <chromas> Oc
[19:39:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, of course. what else?
[19:39:43] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: a Perl bot?
[19:38:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> i almost want to write a bot now but that would so get in the way of useful coding on slash
[19:37:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm
[19:37:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh ya, wrong bot
[19:37:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> exec had that one too
[19:37:08] <chromas> Hah. Tmb made monopoly download firefox once. It goes to disk though
[19:36:20] <ar> and the VPS it runs on has only 512M of ram
[19:35:56] <ar> but grabbing URL contents to extract title is: a) blocking - bot timeouts because it stops responding to irc server pings; b) doesn't limit page size - you can paste a link to an ubuntu iso, for example and it'll download it all into memory
[19:35:36] <chromas> And now so is aqu4
[19:35:12] <chromas> Oh yeah. You're already familiar with that one eh
[19:34:26] <ar> no
[19:34:01] <chromas> \nquit
[19:33:07] <ar> chromas: it has at least two known, easily exploitable DoS bugs
[19:32:34] <chromas> ~define ma--oh wait, that doesn't work now
[19:31:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> dibs on not having to do malebolge
[19:31:46] <ar> chromas: it needs a major rewrite
[19:31:32] <monopoly> ^ 03ar/repost -
[19:31:31] <ar> chromas: https://code.hackerspace.pl
[19:31:11] <chromas> Bust out, man! We need a bot in every language
[19:30:50] <chromas> Ruby bot? Where at?
[19:30:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Understanding Chronic Pain's Link to Depression - http://sylnt.us - known-for-years-by-sufferers
[19:30:18] <ar> he's less emotionally stable than my own ruby bot
[19:30:02] <ar> exec died
[19:29:58] <ar> ~weather
[19:29:19] <chromas> exec done died?
[19:28:56] <chromas> ~weather walla walla
[19:23:43] <ar> wait for sunset
[19:23:39] <ar> hehe
[19:22:36] <chromas> Wind is trying to trick me into thinking it's nice outside but thermometer says otherwise
[19:20:53] <bryan> TheMightyBuzzard: lol, well put :P
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[19:03:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd really like to see Lucy and Guardians of the Galaxy but that would require getting off my ass. given that i passed on fishing today to attempt a higher order of lazy, i just can't bring myself to do it.
[18:56:22] <ar> or maybe, s/companies/couriers/
[18:55:51] <ar> https://www.youtube.com - huh. parcel delivery companies in poland…
[18:52:44] <arti> 0×71 (xc) Our Research 700.500 Trillion Unknown US Dollar US 1-1 $
[18:52:38] * arti notices lots of singular stuff
[18:52:29] <arti> i don't think its a native writing that stuff
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[18:51:14] <arti> this is awesome
[18:50:18] <ar> >title: 0×71 True Jesus Church Hacker Team with Lord Jesus Christ: 0×71 (xc) Our Hacker Team
[18:50:05] <ar> the website's overloaded…
[18:49:47] <ar> http://0x71.org - wtf
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[18:11:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google To Europe: Sometimes it's Not So Easy to Forget - http://sylnt.us - forget-me-not
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[17:49:38] <juggs> moin!
[17:47:49] <ar> or should i say: hello again
[17:47:36] <ar> erm
[17:47:33] <ar> moin
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[17:03:35] * juggs brainfarts
[17:02:14] <crutchy> unless its the ircd that brainfarts
[17:01:31] <crutchy> that will get the traffic flowing ;p
[17:01:17] <crutchy> need a server to brainfart or something
[17:00:20] <exec> [Google] 12:00pm Saturday (CDT) - Time in Chicago, IL, USA
[17:00:19] <crutchy> ~time chicago
[17:00:13] <crutchy> usual weekend quiet
[16:59:42] <crutchy> yummy
[16:59:31] * Konomi gets bird seed
[16:59:02] * crutchy is peckish
[16:58:32] <crutchy> night prospectacle
[16:58:32] <Konomi> nn hehe
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[16:58:21] <prospectacle> take care all. enjoy your dishes crutchy. feel better konomi
[16:58:04] <prospectacle> well my brain is melting I think i'll get some sleep
[16:57:02] <crutchy> maybe yeah
[16:56:54] <prospectacle> oh like wind chill
[16:56:52] <crutchy> i don't really know. i generally ignore it :p
[16:56:39] <crutchy> i think that's the 'feels like' temp or something
[16:56:18] <prospectacle> on the bom site what's the difference between temp and app temp?
[16:56:10] <crutchy> -1.4 deg C on b.o.m.
[16:55:42] <crutchy> doh still hasn't updated
[16:55:26] <exec> temp: 1032.4°F (0.2°C), dp: 1032.2°F (0.1°C), press: 101033 mb (0 mb over 3 hrs), humid: 1099%, wind: 100 mph (0 km/h) @ 100°
[16:55:26] <exec> weather for 10Morwell (latrobe Valley Airport), VIC, Australia at 2014-08-02 14:00:00 (UTC) ~ 2.9 hrs ago:
[16:55:22] <crutchy> ~weather crutchy
[16:55:17] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file
[16:55:15] <crutchy> ~rehash
[16:54:45] <crutchy> hmm that seemed to timeout quick
[16:54:31] <prospectacle> lol me too
[16:54:17] <crutchy> aw fuck off stupid bot :/
[16:54:07] <exec> process timed out: crutchy
[16:54:07] <crutchy> i have dishes waiting :-(
[16:53:59] <prospectacle> you guys up to anything fun for rest of weekend?
[16:53:57] <crutchy> ~weather crutchy
[16:53:53] <crutchy> lol
[16:53:38] <prospectacle> yeah it's almost three. I've got to be welll rested for my day of rest tomorrow.
[16:53:37] <exec> process timed out: crutchy
[16:53:26] <crutchy> ~weather crutchy
[16:53:05] <crutchy> must be sleepy time for me. i'm starting to get even more retarded than usual
[16:52:18] <Konomi> llama llama duck
[16:52:13] <prospectacle> sweet
[16:52:06] <crutchy> if you mash the blue and red pills together you end up with a purple pill that turns you into a llama
[16:52:03] <Konomi> I think I seen some flu related ones
[16:52:01] <prospectacle> maybe if someone offers you a red pill, you know you're in the matrix
[16:51:47] <prospectacle> I don't think I've ever seen a red pill in real life
[16:51:28] <Konomi> wasn't the red pill the go back to normal one though?
[16:51:14] * Konomi wonders if there is some colour coding scheme she is unaware of
[16:51:12] <crutchy> its to keep you from discovering the truth
[16:50:43] <Konomi> dk why
[16:50:41] <Konomi> all my pills that specific for girls seem to be blue
[16:50:41] <prospectacle> dimetapp I think
[16:50:33] <Konomi> also irony
[16:50:09] <Konomi> yeah I know
[16:50:08] <crutchy> if i tried to take some off my wife to give to you she would cut off my balls
[16:49:58] <Konomi> oxycodeine plssss
[16:49:58] * prospectacle checks
[16:49:54] <prospectacle> you can get nasal sprays that not only decongest but also like, coat your nasal cavity in some weird stuff, it might be soothing I dunno.
[16:49:36] * Konomi just wishes she had endone
[16:49:12] <Konomi> cough
[16:49:09] <Konomi> I'm waiting for the day crutchy gets moody so i can offer him my period pain pills
[16:49:09] <crutchy> sedagel
[16:48:59] <crutchy> what's it called.... err... fuck
[16:48:37] <Konomi> it feels like my nose is blocke dup near the top of it
[16:48:30] <crutchy> maybe just smother your face with teething gel
[16:48:19] <Konomi> they just can't get up my nose apparently
[16:48:13] <Konomi> yeah
[16:48:07] <prospectacle> have you tried those lozenges with the numbing agents?
[16:48:06] * crutchy shouldn't laugh
[16:48:05] <Konomi> must really suck for guys if they want it
[16:47:48] <crutchy> lol
[16:47:42] <Konomi> but apparently in au we only use that in period pain pills
[16:47:34] <crutchy> i finished a course of antibioticals a couple of days ago and i'm still coughing up flem
[16:47:30] <Konomi> a freind for the usa recommended me naproxin
[16:47:21] <Konomi> ironically
[16:47:09] <Konomi> flu
[16:47:05] <prospectacle> Konomi, is it allergies?
[16:47:01] <Konomi> nose explosion
[16:46:49] <crutchy> or maybe blutak
[16:46:43] <crutchy> just stick some playdoh up there
[16:46:37] hardware has given us protected memory for eons, yet there are still no OSes which appear to use it to provide decent security
[16:46:20] <Konomi> then possibly die of asphixiation while I sleep
[16:46:07] <Konomi> that way I could just cover my nose with it
[16:46:02] <Konomi> and some sort of seditive
[16:45:58] <Konomi> that slime stuff that you played with when you were a kid
[16:45:48] BIOS is not an issue, and if the OS lets malware bug the MBR it's the OS's fault anyway
[16:45:48] <Konomi> I need to invent like
[16:45:31] <prospectacle> chaching
[16:45:23] NOTABUG
[16:45:22] <prospectacle> oh I like your comment about amazon, ++ insightful
[16:45:08] hmm
[16:45:08] <Konomi> just crazies
[16:45:05] <Konomi> we don't get spammers
[16:44:56] <prospectacle> konomi, you could sell them to spammers
[16:44:35] <exec> *** SN submission queue: 13
[16:44:33] <crutchy> ~queue
[16:44:32] <Konomi> who wants to me bet me they'll vanish before I find a comment I want to even mod
[16:44:31] wth is that article about? Delayed firewall enablement? Secure boot? PXE?
[16:44:22] <Konomi> got mod points again
[16:44:08] <crutchy> prolly
[16:44:01] <Konomi> then 2 years you'll be like omg I love it I cna't do without it etc
[16:43:59] <crutchy> lol
[16:43:53] <Konomi> you'll be all like whinen network manager whine
[16:43:45] <Konomi> shussshh
[16:43:39] <crutchy> ew. network manager
[16:43:33] <Konomi> so I am not sure how they're going to exploit it
[16:43:27] <Konomi> I wonder if this even applies to linux since network manager is near the end of the startup process
[16:43:17] <crutchy> its prolly habit
[16:43:01] <crutchy> i do. i am ashamed
[16:42:43] <Konomi> this article is moot
[16:42:40] <Konomi> no linux users reboot their computers
[16:42:25] <crutchy> when people call me at work they usually want something that i can't give them
[16:42:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Despite Warnings, Many Computers Still Vulnerable to Hackers at Start-Up - http://sylnt.us - security-on-the-honour-system
[16:41:44] <Konomi> ;p
[16:41:38] * Konomi goggles "how to tie a noose for prospectacle"
[16:41:37] <prospectacle> you can talk to people if you want to
[16:41:31] * crutchy is reminded of a scene from american pie (one of them)
[16:41:13] <prospectacle> i like phones. there I said it
[16:41:01] * Konomi gets out the rubber gloves
[16:41:01] <SirFinkus> well he's right you know
[16:40:50] <crutchy> ew
[16:40:45] <Konomi> ;p
[16:40:44] <Konomi> you can finger guys
[16:40:37] <Konomi> aka nothing at all
[16:40:35] <crutchy> female phones
[16:40:34] <Konomi> it's a good expression of how much they get done
[16:40:27] <Konomi> well everyone is fingering their phones
[16:40:26] <crutchy> sorry to hear your still feeling shit
[16:40:22] <prospectacle> konomi, it's a rumour that goes around you must have heard it that a sneeze is the equivalent of 1/8th of an orgasm, I don't know what it means exactly. Maybe the amount of some neurotransmitter released or something.
[16:40:15] <crutchy> i can understand that
[16:40:01] <Konomi> I've never had that happen from sneezing the feeling like crap part seems to counter hte idea ;p
[16:40:00] <crutchy> i fuckin hate phones, almost as much as i fuckin hate pikeys
[16:39:35] <prospectacle> and actually I can't complain they're not bad really.
[16:39:29] <crutchy> sadly no
[16:39:20] <Konomi> do you speak from personal experience?
[16:39:15] <SirFinkus> if I have to call someone, my day is ruined
[16:39:07] <Konomi> wat
[16:39:07] <SirFinkus> if I need support for some doodad, I can spend 5 minutes writing an email, attach logs/pictures/etc and be done with it
[16:39:03] <prospectacle> i have not had to call my isp much, which counts for something, no matter how crap they are when I do call.
[16:39:02] <crutchy> 4 more and you'll have an orgasm
[16:38:46] <Konomi> three sneezes in a row my plague must be ready to spread
[16:38:22] <crutchy> one of the reasons i stuck with them
[16:38:18] <SirFinkus> people bitch when companies don't have customer support phone numbers, but email is infinitely better
[16:38:12] <crutchy> my isp is really good support-wise
[16:38:01] <Konomi> mash your phone keypad with your forehead
[16:37:57] <SirFinkus> emails are better for support
[16:37:54] <Konomi> when they please choose one the of the following options
[16:37:52] <SirFinkus> but fuck phones
[16:37:33] <prospectacle> sirfinkus, I try mashing the 9 key and they're usually like "sorry I coudln't understand, transferring you to an operator'
[16:37:17] <crutchy> that's why i'm involved in a news community :p
[16:37:08] <SirFinkus> and has that ever worked?
[16:37:06] <Konomi> guilt by association etc
[16:37:03] <crutchy> nah. fuck news
[16:37:03] <SirFinkus> you ever call a place and they ask you to talk into the computer and it will automatically route your call?
[16:37:01] <Konomi> the bikey laws
[16:36:56] <Konomi> guess you don't follow the news much
[16:36:45] <crutchy> konomi, i don't get it, but i'm not from qld
[16:36:41] <SirFinkus> so guys
[16:36:31] <prospectacle> your call is important to them, please wait on the line and you will be answered by their next available caller
[16:36:25] <prospectacle> wow
[16:36:23] <SirFinkus> no, they just needed to authorize the MAC address
[16:36:07] <crutchy> did it have a remote controlled power switch?
[16:36:04] <Konomi> https://i.imgur.com
[16:36:02] <Konomi> the au peeps will get this image
[16:35:41] <SirFinkus> I had gotten a new modem and I needed someone to press a button
[16:35:28] <prospectacle> wow
[16:35:26] <exec> http://www.youtube.com
[16:35:25] <crutchy> i like trains
[16:35:20] <SirFinkus> 45 minute wait time, then they transfer me 2 minutes later and make me wait 45 more minutes
[16:34:51] <SirFinkus> I love trying to call my isp
[16:34:46] <crutchy> i think that's how some government agencies are starting to do things
[16:34:32] <prospectacle> brilliant!
[16:34:16] <prospectacle> crutchy, I called a place once, that said "press 1 and we'll call you back when you get the front of the queue"
[16:33:57] <prospectacle> SirFinkus, well they would know
[16:33:33] <SirFinkus> just email me
[16:33:27] <SirFinkus> fuck phones though
[16:33:25] <crutchy> /rant
[16:33:19] <crutchy> bastards
[16:33:11] <crutchy> and anyone that makes me wait on the phone
[16:33:10] <SirFinkus> the Center for Misplacing Smallpox says Ebola isn't a big deal
[16:32:55] <crutchy> and bankers and insurance people
[16:32:48] <prospectacle> those are the worst
[16:32:33] <prospectacle> and those people who try to give you free pamphlets but then the pamplet hypnotises you into giving them money to predict your future
[16:32:05] <SirFinkus> lol my mom is a real estate agent
[16:32:02] <crutchy> and ceo's
[16:31:46] <crutchy> and car salesmen
[16:31:39] <crutchy> and lawyers and real estate agents
[16:31:19] * crutchy wishes all politicians would catch ebola
[16:31:18] <SirFinkus> not yet
[16:31:02] * Konomi wishes tony abbott would magiclaly catch ebola
[16:30:59] <crutchy> is he going around biting people?
[16:30:38] <SirFinkus> Well, I guess that guy with ebola landed in the US
[16:30:27] <crutchy> get a big cup, 2/3 fill with ice cream, add a couple of heaped teaspoons of coffee, fill with milk, and enjoy!
[16:30:27] <prospectacle> I'm surprised there's no competition in the caffeine pill market
[16:30:06] <prospectacle> I think bulk buying no doz from your local discount chemist is the way to go
[16:30:01] <Konomi> along with their sense of smell
[16:29:56] <Konomi> I think they nuked their taste buds ages ago
[16:29:48] <Konomi> smoked all their lives
[16:29:44] <prospectacle> that's not cheap though
[16:29:44] <Konomi> I live with older people
[16:29:41] <Konomi> idk
[16:29:29] <prospectacle> sugar free V?
[16:29:22] <Konomi> might be the nasty cheap coffee this house hold has though
[16:29:22] <prospectacle> hmm
[16:29:15] <crutchy> i can give you my super secret iced coffee recipe
[16:29:09] <Konomi> I can have it I just get unpleasent stomach time ;p
[16:28:56] <crutchy> that would suck balls not being able to habe hot coffee
[16:28:53] <Konomi> but expensive ;_;
[16:28:45] <Konomi> atm I buy farmers union iced coffee
[16:28:40] <crutchy> oh no
[16:28:39] <prospectacle> hmm, what about tea?
[16:28:34] <Konomi> my stomach does not like hot acidic drinks
[16:28:28] <Konomi> I just can't have hot coffee
[16:28:28] <stderr> paulej72: I could do that, but I don't want to add ignores just for this.
[16:28:22] <crutchy> stderr, need to change your beep to something pornographic
[16:28:20] * Konomi nods
[16:28:11] <prospectacle> konomi, it's true. Although at osme places you can get bottles of a hundred pills and ti's pretty cheap then
[16:27:52] <Konomi> and I have a feeling whoever makes it knows that
[16:27:52] <prospectacle> I think some athletes use caffeine powder, maybe try a sports suplement place
[16:27:51] <paulej72> stderr: ignore Bender
[16:27:47] <Konomi> bulk powder is cheaper
[16:27:42] <Konomi> it's expensive
[16:27:40] <crutchy> lol
[16:27:37] <crutchy> nodoze ;p
[16:27:35] <prospectacle> konomi, could you crush up no doz?
[16:27:25] <Konomi> crutchy: I went to the chemist looking for caffeine powder no dice ;_;
[16:27:15] <crutchy> you're always nearby when that happens :-p
[16:27:11] <stderr> prospectacle: BEEP!!!
[16:26:52] * Konomi gets the IV drip
[16:26:50] <crutchy> lol g'day stderr
[16:26:49] <prospectacle> stderr, gone straight?
[16:26:45] <Konomi> I don't subscribe to these primitive ideas that coffee is the only way to get my caffeine
[16:26:34] <stderr> You're more than welcome to remove my nick from all uppers and downers...
[16:26:21] <Bender> karma - caffeine: 13
[16:26:21] <Konomi> caffeine++
[16:26:13] <crutchy> coffee and bacon would be the other ones
[16:25:56] <Konomi> so many nicks
[16:25:35] <Konomi> yay
[16:25:31] <Bender> -3, xyzzyyxxyx: -3, CHALLNGEACCPTD: -2, melikamp: -2, mattiep: -2, Barrabas: -2, TheMightyBuzzard: -2, drgibbon: -2, int: -1, martyb: -1, KhyberLaptop: -1, xyzzyyzzyx: -1, ragequit: -1, hax0rz: -1, ethanol-fueled: -1, Admiral_coolbp: -1, MrBluze_: -1, Konomi: -1, drussell: -1, mrgirlpluggedout: -1, FuckBeta: -1, Cyprus: -1
[16:25:31] <paulej72> !more
[16:25:24] <Konomi> surprised I am not in that list
[16:25:12] <Bender> downers of poutine are: kobach: -112, crutchy: -33, xlefay: -23, FoobarBazbot_: -19, FatPhil: -14, stderr: -13, andrew: -12, mrcoolbp: -11, Khyber: -11, mattie_p: -11, FoobarBazbot: -10, SoylentMUD: -9, swiss: -9, pbnjoe: -7, drcoolbp: -7, paulej72: -6, Ethanol-fueled: -6, chromas: -5, stdhell: -4, dx3bydt3: -4, FunPika: -3, MrBluze: -3, arti: -3, amblivious: -3, swisskid: - 1 more
[16:25:12] <crutchy> !whodown poutine
[16:24:59] <Konomi> hehe
[16:24:31] <Bender> downers of java are: chromatos: -1, crutchy: -1, prospectacle: -1
[16:24:31] <prospectacle> !whodown java
[16:24:18] <prospectacle> lol
[16:24:17] <Bender> karma - ftosty: 1
[16:24:17] <crutchy> ftosty++
[16:24:15] <Bender> karma - java: -3
[16:24:15] <prospectacle> java--
[16:24:10] <prospectacle> i like libreoffice but I don't like turning on java to use macros
[16:23:31] <crutchy> had to sit right in front of heater to warm up again
[16:23:25] <prospectacle> I think it was Macs paintbrush
[16:23:14] <crutchy> its wet outside. gunna be ftosty in a few hours i reckon
[16:22:26] <crutchy> like regular ms paint but with racing stripes?
[16:22:00] <Konomi> that sounds vaugely familar
[16:21:59] <crutchy> just gotta finish migrating to pdo
[16:21:55] <Konomi> superpaint
[16:21:47] <prospectacle> also supports clarisworks and superpaint
[16:21:41] <Konomi> I prefer it over the free word
[16:21:39] * crutchy is thinking about bailing from mysql and going to mariadb
[16:21:35] <Konomi> need more projects with libre in them
[16:21:18] <crutchy> libreoffice is good
[16:21:12] <Konomi> he's pretty happy with it
[16:21:06] <Konomi> my mac using friend has libreoffice at my insistence
[16:20:48] <prospectacle> well i haven't actually tested this out, but ars technica has a good write up
[16:20:34] <Konomi> I haven't sseen those since my tafe projects
[16:20:22] <Konomi> it's more horrible you found works files
[16:19:51] <prospectacle> works!
[16:19:48] <prospectacle> apparently latest libreoffice has support for microsoft works files!
[16:19:38] <prospectacle> i like how open source software, over time, does almost anything you can think of
[16:19:18] <Konomi> shows first 10 lines of a file then watches the file for activity and prints it as it changes
[16:19:02] <Konomi> another fun command is tailf
[16:17:18] <prospectacle> lol
[16:17:15] * Konomi shivers
[16:17:11] <Konomi> only he uses a mac
[16:17:07] <Konomi> you sound like my house mate
[16:17:04] <prospectacle> it's a good system.
[16:17:02] <crutchy> what's the bot command for making it warmer?
[16:16:56] <prospectacle> I just fall asleep on the couch and then wake up hours later sore and the wrong temperature and then stumble to bed
[16:16:24] <Konomi> hate using laptops in bed uncomfy ;p
[16:16:15] <Konomi> my desk is next to my bed so when I have stayed up too late if I slump in the right direction I make it there without effort
[16:16:15] * crutchy hugs laptop
[16:16:07] * crutchy is in bed
[16:15:56] <Konomi> meh
[16:15:54] * Konomi looks at bed
[16:15:46] <prospectacle> oh yeah. nevermind
[16:15:39] <crutchy> about 16 ago :p
[16:15:24] <prospectacle> crikey when it did it become 2 o'clock
[16:15:11] <Konomi> irssi will be way more effort
[16:15:00] <crutchy> almost made me wanna try out irssi
[16:14:49] <crutchy> your screen setup looked pretty nice
[16:14:23] <crutchy> lol
[16:14:18] <Konomi> "this is window 0" damn it screen stop making me feel stupid >.>
[16:14:04] <crutchy> cool
[16:13:38] <Konomi> is really nice for those
[16:13:32] <Konomi> a lot of debina packages come with docs/ and most of them are compressed so zcat
[16:13:01] <Konomi> it cats compressed text files
[16:12:55] <Konomi> you can use zcat
[16:12:52] <Konomi> btw I found something neat on linux
[16:12:37] <Konomi> that's a lot of text
[16:12:33] <Konomi> Content-Length: 4206818
[16:12:04] <crutchy> 21 lines in 1 sec
[16:12:01] <monopoly> ^ <<2014-07-29 00:00:25>> /BUCKET_
[16:11:17] <crutchy> http://irciv.us.to
[16:10:23] <crutchy> that's why i put my detailed logs online so i can use a web browser
[16:09:42] <crutchy> yup
[16:09:38] <Konomi> so it times out
[16:09:35] <Konomi> well since it pauses execution your bot no longer responces to ping/pong
[16:09:16] <crutchy> that's pretty much what happens. doesn't cause it to bomb. just pauses it
[16:08:47] <crutchy> makes sense
[16:08:27] <Konomi> see explantion
[16:08:03] <monopoly> ^ 03osx snow leopard - GNU Screen Copy mode blocks execution? - Super User
[16:08:03] <Konomi> https://superuser.com
[16:07:54] <crutchy> allows scrollback
[16:07:46] <crutchy> yeah
[16:07:37] <Konomi> um crutchy that's copy mode
[16:07:00] <Konomi> okay but I cna't do anything else while holding a command ;p
[16:06:34] <Konomi> I'm not over ssh though so I don't know if it's related to that
[16:06:34] <crutchy> try it with your perl bot
[16:06:17] <Konomi> that's odd
[16:05:56] <crutchy> well, screen over ssh
[16:05:38] <crutchy> just normal screen
[16:05:28] <Konomi> is this for nested screens or something else?
[16:05:13] <crutchy> when i use ctrl+a+esc it causes my bot to freeze till i hit esc again, and if i take too long it ping timeouts\
[16:05:02] <Konomi> except I have no reason to switch from linux as I did from windows
[16:04:52] <Konomi> irony
[16:04:49] <Konomi> now when I am on linux there's a small vocal group which hound me about how bad linux is (some bsd users)
[16:04:31] <Konomi> when I was using windows there used to be a small vocal group which would hound about how bad it was (linux users) put me off it for ages
[16:04:05] <Konomi> and I just realised
[16:04:01] <Konomi> I don't plan to use tmux
[16:03:58] <Konomi> heh funny thing
[16:03:26] <Konomi> and they say I multi task too much pft
[16:03:18] <monopoly> ^ 03dayid's screen and tmux cheat sheet
[16:03:18] <crutchy> this is in my iceweasel bookmarks: http://www.dayid.org\
[16:03:05] <Konomi> half of it while playing an MMO with my SO
[16:02:48] <Konomi> ;p
[16:02:48] <Konomi> crutchy: I just learned it today
[16:02:42] <prospectacle> crutchy, probably you'd punch through to another universe after a while
[16:02:42] <Konomi> I kinda don't want to do repeats
[16:02:39] <crutchy> i'm a screen noob
[16:02:37] <Konomi> considering it takes 33 hours for a 500gb drive to be checked
[16:02:26] <Konomi> and I wanted to make sure if I accidently blew up my DE badblocks command would survive it
[16:02:15] <crutchy> maybe time would slow down
[16:02:12] <Konomi> basically I got into screen because I was doing some checks on some older hard drives
[16:01:51] <prospectacle> worlds within worlds
[16:01:28] <crutchy> prospectacle: if you use a hypervisor and headless vms you could prolly go pretty deep
[16:01:07] <Konomi> I've been googling
[16:01:05] <monopoly> ^ 03How do you run a gnu screen within a gnu screen? - Super User
[16:01:04] <Konomi> https://superuser.com
[16:00:43] <Konomi> will access the second
[16:00:40] <Konomi> ctrl+a a
[16:00:37] <Konomi> will access the first one
[16:00:34] <Konomi> ctrl+a
[16:00:28] <prospectacle> has anyone ever pushed the nested VM limit of their machine? I wonder how deep you could go
[16:00:25] <Konomi> you can run one within the other just fine crutchy
[16:00:16] <Konomi> I have a badblocks running and I didn't bother wanting to try to figure out how to transfder it to another screen instance
[16:00:02] <crutchy> i think i've done that by accident before
[15:59:51] <crutchy> lol
[15:59:47] <monopoly> ^ 03Latest Weather Observations Latrobe Valley
[15:59:44] <crutchy> http://www.bom.gov.au
[15:59:37] * Konomi has a screen inside a screen session now
[15:59:11] <ar> *poof*
[15:58:54] <ar> crutchy: it's 30°C here.
[15:58:44] <Konomi> I'm not quite ready to jump into a console for my IM needs
[15:58:30] <prospectacle> later ar
[15:58:29] <crutchy> it's -1.1 here :-(
[15:58:18] <ar> bbl
[15:58:14] <ar> anyway, i'm off. it's getting too hot here
[15:57:56] <crutchy> smuxi
[15:57:54] <crutchy> ooh
[15:57:26] <crutchy> swift-im
[15:57:04] <crutchy> Konomi: i come across swift in synaptic
[15:56:03] <Bender> karma - (it's always sunny in philadelphia): 1
[15:56:03] <prospectacle> (it's always sunny in philadelphia)++
[15:54:28] <Konomi> was in a console mood
[15:54:18] <ar> why lynx?
[15:53:58] <Konomi> I was originally trying to read it in lynx but so much tabbing
[15:53:37] <monopoly> ^ 03.:: Phrack Magazine ::.
[15:53:34] * Konomi has been reading http://phrack.org
[15:52:14] <Konomi> also using about 20 plugins in pidgin
[15:52:08] <ar> you can configure-out most of the UI there
[15:52:04] <Konomi> also it doesn't see much dev work
[15:51:54] <Konomi> it feels like one of the few apps for kde that stayed in kde3 land
[15:51:41] <Konomi> too much UI blote
[15:51:37] <Konomi> I hate it sadly
[15:51:25] <Konomi> the irc channel for it is like huge elitist dick central
[15:51:24] <ar> and what about kopete?
[15:51:05] <Konomi> burn them
[15:51:04] <Konomi> and I had the pidgin devs
[15:50:59] <Konomi> I know sadly there isn't much else
[15:50:33] <ar> Konomi: if anything, i'd stop using pidgin. libpurple, which is what it's based on, is a security nightmare
[15:49:59] <ar> i don't even have a wallpaper set - it would be usually covered by a fullscreen windows
[15:49:59] <Konomi> no critising me
[15:49:48] <Konomi> no one says the skype icon in my sys tray
[15:49:23] <ar> yeah, it looks so
[15:49:06] <Konomi> can you tell I like colour?
[15:48:48] <Konomi> hehe
[15:48:25] <ar> http://arachnist.is-a.cat
[15:48:23] * crutchy resists the urge
[15:48:12] <Konomi> red neck vaporiser perhaps
[15:47:49] <Konomi> it's slowly melting it
[15:47:46] <Konomi> I have an open jar of chest rub next to my laptop cooling vent
[15:47:05] * Konomi smacks crutchy
[15:46:52] <exec> <crutchy> <ar> Konomi: ew, KDE <3
[15:46:51] <crutchy> ar s/oh/ew
[15:46:32] <ar> Konomi: oh, KDE <3
[15:46:18] <monopoly> ^ 03Heroin: A Hundred-Year Habit | History Today
[15:46:16] <prospectacle> http://www.historytoday.com <-- cool old timey heroin bottle from when it was legal and manufacutred by bayer
[15:45:05] <prospectacle> heroin used to be a cough syrup but now it seems to be injected or smoked
[15:44:40] <crutchy> i could fart in bottles and sell butt crack air
[15:43:56] <prospectacle> Cause now that you mention it I don't see why they wouldn't have bottled crack, but I've never heard of it
[15:43:53] <crutchy> hmm you were probably thinking of a different crack
[15:43:41] <prospectacle> Is the reason most illegal drugs aren't drunk is that it's too expensive and drinking is less potent than smoking?
[15:43:39] <crutchy> or air that smells like crack
[15:43:08] <Konomi> bottled crack would sell better
[15:43:06] <crutchy> and disco trees that play 'the hustle'
[15:42:40] <prospectacle> I could go some bottled air about now. Convenient and fresh.
[15:42:02] * crutchy is going to start a company selling bottled air like that dude from the lorax movie\
[15:37:26] <Konomi> screen line I guess ;p
[15:36:55] <prospectacle> konomi, which part?
[15:35:55] <Konomi> http://i6.minus.com <- settled on this
[15:34:00] hmm
[15:33:00] "Greetings, resident. As you may be aware, atmospheric support for oxygen-based lifeforms is being deprecated, and will end on approximately the 1st of March. Please vacate the planet or make arrangements for Combinization before this date. Have a nice day."
[15:32:57] <prospectacle> u, I saw a ben elton play once where they'd started selling bottled purified air, by extracting it from the regular air and replacing it with an unnoticeable gas (until the oxygen levels got too low in the regular air)
[15:31:55] so, you can just imagine it like some obsolete piece of technology
[15:31:44] in Half-Life 2, I believe one cancelled proposal was that the Combine had some plant for removing oxygen from the atmosphere and replacing it with something that only the Combine could breathe, or something
[15:31:40] * prospectacle sets down a tray of lambs brains and backs away carefully
[15:31:17] <monopoly> ^ 03How To Zombie Proof Your Car - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[15:31:16] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard: http://www.youtube.com
[15:31:02] the line is creepy, because it suggests some sort of weird future where manufacturing oxygen (on a planet where it is necessary for survival) is some sort of weird niche industry that nobody really cares about
[15:30:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> prospectacle, good point, come over here.
[15:30:46] <Konomi> ;p
[15:30:33] <crutchy> wb Konomi ;-p
[15:30:33] <prospectacle> TheMightyBuzzard, why wait to get bitten?
[15:30:23] -!- Konomi [Konomi!~Konomi@Soylent/Users/189/Konomi] has joined #Soylent
[15:30:21] <prospectacle> u, i haven't seen that one
[15:30:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> my zombie apocalypse plan is to get bitten and spend my days eating tasty, tasty brains.
[15:30:17] <exec> <crutchy> milla jovovich will be our new godess
[15:30:16] <crutchy> s/god/godess/
[15:30:07] That film has the incredibly creepy line 'The last factory for the manufacture of oxygen has been destroyed.'
[15:30:07] <crutchy> milla jovovich will be our new god
[15:29:51] <prospectacle> If there's not though, i expect we'll become as dependent on drugs as we are on clothes and cooking
[15:29:50] <crutchy> lol
[15:29:47] -!- Konomi has quit [Quit: leaving]
[15:29:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh please, we all know ww3 will be vs zombies
[15:29:41] <crutchy> not a question of if, just when
[15:29:40] Oh yeah, have you seen the film 'The Time Machine' (the version with the talking rings)?
[15:29:14] <prospectacle> I guess there might be a ww3, it doesn't seem that farfetched when you watch the news
[15:28:16] (if no solution is available, these people could be confined to indoors areas with sealed life support)
[15:27:51] unless an artificial lung solution or steroid or whatever is created to save the people who don't.
[15:27:33] crutchy: you mean 'after the 3rd world war, the only people alive will be the people who genetically have lungs that can breathe in 1% oxygenated air'
[15:27:07] Hm, that's true.
[15:27:03] <crutchy> after the 3rd world war we'll need lungs that can breath in 1% oxygenated air
[15:26:55] <prospectacle> u, well, for each generation those conditions (Which used to be fatal) are no longer selected out, they spread throughout the gene pool. Increasing people will have at least one condition that would have been fatal a century or so ago
[15:26:33] For truly necessary augmentation, I'm thinking more along the lines of 'Combine Advisor'.
[15:26:15] Yeah, but not -everybody- will need those implants.
[15:26:00] <prospectacle> u, for health. A lot of people are alive now that wouldn't be alive without advanced medical technology, and sometimes their illnesses or conditions are hereditary
[15:25:59] <crutchy> we'll all have nano-tube lungs
[15:25:57] There was this guy who actully went to Cameroon just so he could contract some parasite which has the unusual effect of curing asthma in the host, but only for as long as it stays in the body.
[15:25:20] Hmm. If things like e.g. asthma are cured, then city pollution will mean basically everyone needs it.
[15:25:17] <prospectacle> like detecting an allergic reaction and releasing the required anti-histamines or epinepherine or whatever
[15:25:13] <crutchy> we'll all be eating delicious beef in the matrix
[15:25:00] For insurance company tracking, or for health benefits?
[15:24:50] <prospectacle> u, i imagine we'll also need some kind of health-implant as well.
[15:24:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> wouldn't worry about that. skynet will see it never becomes an issue.
[15:24:30] <crutchy> isn't that what iphones are now?
[15:24:18] Probably, but I don't think it's the brain that will be the issue.
[15:23:47] <prospectacle> I wonder if in a few hundred years humans will be literally incapable of surviving without their computers. Like certain parts of their brains will have become vestigial and replaced by their computer implants
[15:23:18] <exec> temp: 1070°F (21.1°C), dp: 1058.9°F (14.9°C), press: 101005.1 mb (0 mb over 0.3 hrs), humid: 1067%, wind: 100 mph (0 km/h) @ 10164°
[15:23:17] <exec> weather for 10London, UK at 2014-08-02 14:47:00 (UTC) ~ 0.6 hrs ago:
[15:23:13] ~weather london
[15:18:43] <exec> code "ar" set for location "warsaw, poland"
[15:18:40] <ar> ~weather-add ar warsaw, poland
[15:17:26] <crutchy> according to the b.o.m. it's -0.5 deg C here now
[15:14:11] <crutchy> lol
[15:14:07] <exec> Weather for "south-prospectacle" not found. Check spelling or try another nearby location.
[15:14:05] <prospectacle> ~weather south-prospectacle
[15:14:03] <exec> usage: "~weather-add name location" (visit http://wiki.soylentnews.org for more info)
[15:14:02] <crutchy> ~weather-add
[15:13:30] <exec> Weather for "prospectacle" not found. Check spelling or try another nearby location.
[15:13:27] <prospectacle> ~weather prospectacle
[15:11:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> niiiiice here today
[15:11:38] <exec> temp: 1073.4°F (23°C), dp: 1069.8°F (21°C), press: 101021 mb (-0.3 mb over 0.3 hrs), humid: 1088%, wind: 100 mph (0 km/h) @ 100°
[15:11:38] <exec> weather for 10Ada, Ada Municipal Airport, OK, United States at 2014-08-02 14:55:00 (UTC) ~ 0.3 hrs ago:
[15:11:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather TheMightyBuzzard
[15:11:22] <ar> waay too hot
[15:11:13] <exec> temp: 1086°F (30°C), dp: 1059.5°F (15.3°C), press: 101012.8 mb (0 mb over 0.4 hrs), humid: 1040%, wind: 10(no data) @ 10(no data)
[15:11:13] <exec> weather for 10Warsaw, PL at 2014-08-02 15:01:00 (UTC) ~ 0.2 hrs ago:
[15:11:11] <ar> ~weather warsaw, poland
[15:11:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Wearable Devices And Associated Apps Trackable And Unsecure - http://sylnt.us - got-my-pi-on-you
[15:11:01] <ar> wtf
[15:10:55] <exec> temp: 1079.9°F (26.6°C), dp: 1068.9°F (20.5°C), press: 101019.6 mb (0 mb over 1 hrs), humid: 1069%, wind: 108 mph (12.8 km/h) @ 1020°
[15:10:54] <exec> weather for 10Searcy, Searcy Municipal Airport, AR, United States at 2014-08-02 14:56:00 (UTC) ~ 0.2 hrs ago:
[15:10:52] <ar> hm
[15:10:50] <ar> ~weather ar
[15:09:24] <crutchy> mee too
[15:09:01] <prospectacle> crutchy, yeah it's been a good winter. I'm a bit scared about my next heating gas bill
[15:05:36] <crutchy> prolly gunna be frosty
[15:05:23] <crutchy> dunno
[15:03:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, raining or only about to?
[15:03:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> it may but you may as well be running it in a vm if you're going to run it in emacs
[15:02:56] <crutchy> too cold :-(
[15:02:41] <exec> temp: 1032.4°F (0.2°C), dp: 1032.2°F (0.1°C), press: 101033 mb (0 mb over 3 hrs), humid: 1099%, wind: 100 mph (0 km/h) @ 100°
[15:02:40] <exec> weather for 10Morwell (latrobe Valley Airport), VIC, Australia at 2014-08-02 14:00:00 (UTC) ~ 1 hrs ago:
[15:02:38] <crutchy> ~weather crutchy
[15:02:27] <prospectacle> I thought the vi emulation in emacs handled that, but I haven't tried it, so I may well be mistaken
[14:56:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> the keybindings in vi really do not matter much at all.
[14:55:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> :%s/dev.soylentnews.org/192.168.1.235/g and such are important
[14:54:52] <prospectacle> I see. So does using vi keys in emacs not give you the same modal editing interface?
[14:50:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> and yes, you could with enough work, clone that as well but then you're adding a layer of meta that is entirely unneeded.
[14:49:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> prospectacle, keybindings matter not. the command interface of vi is what matters.
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[14:43:43] <prospectacle_> i like how peoplep argue about vi vs emacs when you can have vi key-binding in emacs. So what's the argument?
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[14:41:26] <ar> browsers with vi-like "UI" (luakit or dwb, for example) don't use much more than that
[14:38:01] <paulej72> I only know about a dozen vi commands I use to edit system files on Linux. since I do not do heave editing I do not need more
[14:32:31] <ar> yup, it works like that
[14:31:54] <prospectacle> I've heard people say once you get over the initial learning curve you can't live without it, but I'm yet to find out if that's true
[14:31:39] <prospectacle> lol
[14:30:44] <paulej72> but once you learn vi you will always forget it
[14:30:09] <Konomi> I don't use vi so that just kinda complicates it more for me ._.
[14:29:40] <prospectacle> looks like you can turn on vi-like key bindings in lynx, that oughta do it, based on what paulej72 said
[14:28:08] <Konomi> doubt it
[14:26:26] <prospectacle> dunno sorry konomi, does lynx support extensions?
[14:25:41] <crutchy> can do regex now too paulej72
[14:25:38] <paulej72> sed is on
[14:25:16] <exec> <paulej72> somethIng lIke d 23 space In vI
[14:25:15] <paulej72> s/i/I/g
[14:24:20] <paulej72> something like d 23 space in vi
[14:24:19] <exec> sed already enabled for 10#Soylent
[14:24:19] <crutchy> ~sed on
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[14:23:52] <Konomi> cause going through one link at a time is kinda shit
[14:23:41] <Konomi> rather than tab tab tab I could press some combo that takes me foward 10 links
[14:23:29] <Konomi> does anyone happen to know if lynx has a skip x amount of links
[14:23:13] <paulej72> no amount of typing training will fix my poor spelling
[14:22:44] <prospectacle> makes sense
[14:22:24] <ar> probably because the api is based on the unix time functions
[14:22:14] <prospectacle> the sooner I finish my typing-training pogram the better ofr everyone I think.
[14:21:43] <prospectacle> times
[14:21:38] <prospectacle> good tiems
[14:21:29] <prospectacle> Yeah now I look it up again, it seems in js the month starts at 0, but not the day or the year
[14:19:38] <ar> yes
[14:18:57] <prospectacle> is that funny because one is 1 indexed and one is 0 indexed? I think javascript does that with its datetime, it's annoying
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[14:17:31] <monopoly> ^ 03Roflcopter.pl - cytat #7525
[14:17:30] <ar> http://roflcopter.pl
[14:17:25] <monopoly> ^ 03Roflcopter.pl - cytat #7527
[14:17:24] <ar> http://roflcopter.pl - haha
[14:14:59] <monopoly> ^ 03ThinkGeek :: evoMouse - Virtual Mouse
[14:14:57] <prospectacle> think geek has some cool things: http://www.thinkgeek.com
[14:12:03] <ar> oh
[14:11:54] <prospectacle> ar, I think konomi was saying "burn me after I'm dead" as a joke about being sick
[14:10:43] <ar> prospectacle: maybe she's cute, like Yumiyoshi from Dance, Dance, Dance ;)
[14:09:59] <monopoly> ^ 03Infinite Dungeon Corridor from ThinkGeek - YouTube
[14:09:58] <prospectacle> This one is better: https://www.youtube.com
[14:09:27] <ar> prospectacle: why should i burn her?
[14:08:07] <monopoly> ^ 03Infinity Mirror Illusion! - YouTube
[14:08:07] <prospectacle> How did I only just find out about these: https://www.youtube.com
[14:06:39] <Konomi> 63 celcius mustn't have been fun
[14:06:27] <Konomi> poor laptop drive
[14:06:22] <Konomi> 190 Airflow_Temperature_Cel 0x0022 063 044 045 Old_age Always In_the_past 37 (0 1 39 17 0)
[14:02:45] <prospectacle> let's say they probably did
[14:02:35] <prospectacle> I hope so, but I've never seen the show
[14:02:25] <Konomi> they really made that as a story line?
[14:01:43] <prospectacle> Was that the one where barney gets the parasite which turns people into were-dinosaurs
[14:01:34] <monopoly> ^ 03Barney Friends (TV Series 1992– ) - IMDb
[14:01:32] <stderr> Konomi: http://www.imdb.com
[14:01:08] <Konomi> barney?
[14:00:42] <stderr> Or was that's just a dream?
[14:00:34] <stderr> Or Barney...
[14:00:24] <prospectacle> Every tv show I guess
[14:00:21] <prospectacle> game of thrones
[14:00:17] <prospectacle> or walking dead
[14:00:12] <prospectacle> like on "the strain"
[14:00:04] <prospectacle> ar, if you don't burn her it might spread
[13:59:57] <Konomi> my clone or me I am getting confused
[13:59:46] <stderr> Konomi: That's what she said!
[13:59:42] <Konomi> unless my clone is
[13:59:39] <prospectacle> sorry
[13:59:30] <Konomi> not a guy >.<
[13:59:02] <prospectacle> ar, if you don't burn him it might spread
[13:58:56] <juggs> ugh
[13:58:52] <juggs> Konomi barbegue
[13:58:50] <monopoly> ^ 03xkcd: Harpoons
[13:58:50] <stderr> http://xkcd.com Reminds me of an episode of Futurama...
[13:58:37] * prospectacle hands konomi a nice hot honey lemon with various drugs mixed in
[13:58:36] <ar> Konomi: why so?
[13:58:29] <Konomi> just burn me after I'm dead
[13:58:19] <juggs> try not to decompose too messily
[13:57:54] * Konomi finds a corner of the channel to die in
[13:57:42] <ar> i see lots of empty rectangles there
[13:56:46] this is not fair, all landmasses should get a codepoint
[13:56:40] there is a Unicode codepoint for Japan, the island
[13:56:25] <monopoly> ^ 03Unicode Emoticons, Faces 😃 😄 😱 😸 👸 👽 👍
[13:56:24] http://xahlee.info
[13:56:10] <prospectacle> well I have to type splashing sweat so often it would save a lot of time.
[13:55:28] 'SPLASHING SWEAT SYMBOL'
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[13:52:06] scroll down to 'male female sign' and 'sex relations'.... what.
[13:51:59] <monopoly> ^ 03Unicode: Stars, Crosses, Dingbats ★ ♥ ✜ ☪ ☯ ☺ ☠
[13:51:58] http://xahlee.info
[13:51:02] <prospectacle> while (it's_not_too_much_trouble && x < max)
[13:50:47] The INTERCAL compiler refuses to compile the program if it is insufficiently or excessively polite. AFAIK what counts as 'insufficiently' or 'excessively' is not defined.
[13:49:46] <prospectacle> lol "PLEASE DO"
[13:48:24] <monopoly> ^ 0399 Bottles of Beer | Language INTERCAL
[13:48:22] http://www.99-bottles-of-beer.net
[13:48:15] <prospectacle> probably someone has done it already
[13:48:11] <prospectacle> maybe I could write an english to regex translator "/\space+/global" etc
[13:47:28] <prospectacle> lol
[13:47:20] <stderr> #define EXIT_FAILURE 💩
[13:47:17] Then you have gender symbols: ♂ ♀ You could Frenchise the language by requiring a random proportion of symbol names to be tagged 'male' and a random number 'female'. Kind of like INTERCAL with its arbitrary demands for not too much and not too little politeness.
[13:45:46] If the language has an 'unsafe' keyword (ala C#, Rust), make it use the 'Radioactive' symbol: ☢
[13:44:54] <prospectacle> f for "for", d w for "do while" etc
[13:44:48] to begin with, make sure all of these brackets are used for different meanings
[13:44:39] <monopoly> ^ 03Unicode: Brackets ＆ Quotation «» 「」【】《》
[13:44:38] http://xahlee.info
[13:44:36] <prospectacle> taking the regex approach one could make a basic c-like programming language with only 1 letter keywords f(x-1;x<2;x++) {d w(b>2){ i(z < m) z++;ei(z==m) d()};}
[13:44:33] stderr: :D
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[13:43:28] <stderr> u: Just use the opcodes as unicode codepoints?
[13:42:46] <prospectacle> brainfuck2.ੴ
[13:42:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> reminds me, i need to figure out wtf went wrong with daily stories email on dev. if it was a getting forwarded through webmail thing or if there's actual issues.
[13:42:43] it will be the most visually dense programming language in existence. for good measure add significant colors too like ColorForth, and require a special extension to emacs to edit it
[13:42:09] <prospectacle> u, that's brilliant
[13:41:58] <prospectacle> hmm, better for sure
[13:41:51] hmm, someone should create a joke programming language which requires the use of all of unicode to do anything
[13:41:32] <Konomi> >.>
[13:40:58] <stderr> See? Almost readable... :-)
[13:40:40] <stderr> /x
[13:40:38] <stderr> \z
[13:40:36] <stderr> )*
[13:40:34] <stderr> \xF4[\x80-\x8F][\x80-\xBF]{2} # plane 16
[13:40:32] <stderr> |
[13:40:30] <stderr> [\xF1-\xF3][\x80-\xBF]{3} # planes 4-15
[13:40:26] <stderr> |
[13:40:24] <stderr> ...
[13:40:22] <stderr> |
[13:40:21] <stderr> [\x09\x0A\x0D\x20-\x7E] # ASCII
[13:40:21] <stderr> (
[13:40:21] <stderr> \A
[13:40:21] <stderr> m/
[13:40:21] <stderr> prospectacle: $text =~
[13:39:20] * TheMightyBuzzard nods
[13:39:04] <stderr> I know.
[13:38:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> you'll need to add use utf8; up top though if you're going to have unicode in the source.
[13:38:42] <prospectacle> stderr, thanks for the tip, I hadn't heard of that
[13:38:23] <stderr> TheMightyBuzzard: Writing Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn in klingon would just be weird...
[13:37:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> stderr, klingon is if your font supports it.
[13:36:28] <stderr> prospectacle: /x helps a lot.
[13:35:34] <stderr> I should check if "Old One"-speak is included in unicode and rewrite the comment using the correct codepoints.
[13:34:45] <prospectacle> damn useful though
[13:34:39] <prospectacle> yeah regexes are the epitome of brevity over intelligibility. They're like an obfuscated c competition
[13:33:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin
[13:33:33] <prospectacle> hello soylent
[13:33:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> stderr, sounds reasonable. some regexs can start to look like one of the Old Ones speaking.
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[13:31:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - XBMC Is Getting a New Name: "Kodi" - http://sylnt.us - Kodiak-Arrest
[13:28:50] <stderr> Actual comment from one of my perl modules...
[13:28:37] <stderr> # Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
[13:28:37] <stderr> my $input=shift;
[13:28:37] <stderr> {
[13:28:37] <stderr> sub unicode_filter($)
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[13:08:11] <crutchy> hmm. i'm too dumb to figure out how to get two instances of charybdis going on the same machine. might have to clone the vm
[13:04:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> in fly swatting, as in zombieland, rule #2 is double tap. em lil fookers is resilient.
[13:03:33] oh, neat
[13:02:33] <Konomi> irssi has the same thing
[13:00:05] Konomi: weechat is nice for this, if you paste something multiline it asks you to press Ctrl+Y or Ctrl+N to paste/not paste as confirmation
[12:59:47] <crutchy> hmm good thinking
[12:59:21] Well have you tried using Wireshark to dump the connection between two ircds, and seeing how yours differs?
[12:59:20] <crutchy> i've tried a few
[12:59:08] <juggs> and what server name? 127.0.0.1 ?
[12:59:00] ah
[12:58:56] <crutchy> ts6
[12:58:53] there are several ircd protocols which are incompatible
[12:58:45] errm, which ircd protocol?
[12:58:42] <crutchy> dunno why it doesn't like the servername
[12:58:18] <crutchy> ERROR :Closing Link: 127.0.0.1 (Invalid servername.)
[12:57:44] <crutchy> anyone know about the ircd protocol?
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[12:57:17] <Konomi> they only got the intro
[12:57:13] <Konomi> thank god for line length limits
[12:57:08] <Konomi> accidently pasted my personal diary entry to irc
[12:57:00] <Konomi> once I treid vista voice control
[12:55:39] <crutchy> my track pad is disabled anyway
[12:55:22] <crutchy> missed that bit
[12:55:14] <crutchy> oh how *few*
[12:55:14] <Konomi> too many accidents
[12:55:12] <Konomi> I never liked middle click to paste
[12:54:57] I tire of using X11's 3-button emulation just to paste things.
[12:54:48] <crutchy> mine has 2
[12:54:37] You know, it's ridiculous how few laptops have three buttons on the trackpad.
[12:54:30] <crutchy> i think that one was rand again
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[12:51:55] <Konomi> no more human contact yay
[12:51:39] <Konomi> I could buy a large one and carry my laptop in it
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[12:50:27] Buy a biohazard suit.
[12:50:24] * janrinok thinks that crutchy and JR aren't helping konomi much...
[12:50:12] <Konomi> I could wipe out half of the town
[12:50:08] <Konomi> I'd have to buy a flask so that video isn't happening
[12:49:48] * crutchy hides
[12:49:40] <crutchy> yeah... and video or it didnt happen :-D
[12:49:33] <Konomi> t perfected my 10mg sip yet
[12:49:27] <Konomi> I just haven
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[12:49:09] <Konomi> though the idea of putting cough medicine in a flask and referring to it as hair of the dog crossed my mind
[12:48:57] <janrinok> have you tried? How much do you really want to be better?
[12:48:35] <Konomi> someyhing tells me flu medicine would not fit comfortably in my butt
[12:48:24] <crutchy> most kbs have spill trays so you can always drain the runny boogers
[12:48:15] <Konomi> >.>
[12:48:09] <Konomi> and stared at it for about 20minutes trying to find the will to put it back
[12:48:05] <janrinok> pity - it was a suppository....
[12:47:58] <Konomi> put it on my bed then sat in front of my heater
[12:47:47] <Konomi> drank it
[12:47:44] <Konomi> I took out my cold medication yesterday
[12:47:38] <Konomi> well
[12:47:18] people use IRC while having flu? personally I don't find 'computer use' and illness compatible.
[12:46:39] * crutchy hasn't quite mastered winking with his tongue out
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[12:45:42] <Konomi> i see what you did there ;p
[12:45:17] <juggs> :P
[12:45:04] <crutchy> video or it didn't happen :p
[12:44:46] <crutchy> eating carpet?
[12:44:43] Perhaps he's eating soylent. :v
[12:44:30] <juggs> lol what are you eating? the carpet? or have you rigged up some kind of airlock system to have food delivered via?
[12:43:32] <Konomi> my current theory is that all the flu strains have decided to meet in my body to form a mega strain to wipe out the human species, unfortuantly I am too cowdice to kill myself so like any good geek would do for a fall back plan, I am hermitting in my room
[12:42:22] <juggs> perhaps it's permanent Konomi :D
[12:41:57] <juggs> Sylpheed looks like it might be a go-er... "Sylpheed does not support HTML formatting" \o/
[12:41:42] <Konomi> nope ^^;
[12:41:26] <juggs> ugh - not feeling any better Konomi ?
[12:40:04] <Konomi> tissues soothers tablets cough medicine decongestants
[12:39:50] <Konomi> my desk looks like the cold and flu section of a chemist
[12:33:15] <juggs> fine by me
[12:33:07] <stderr> AND it can run in screen.
[12:32:44] <juggs> ty stderr, will take a look
[12:31:03] <stderr> juggs: FYI: alpine doesn't have that kind of shit... :-)
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[12:26:47] <juggs> ooh - also have the option to set the preference ~per domain~. wth would be so hard about a global option. :(
[12:26:33] <crutchy> i guess that's a given though
[12:26:17] <crutchy> outlook is worse
[12:26:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeesh
[12:25:39] <juggs> AHA! cracked it. Had to go the properties of the contacts I am mailing and set the "prefers to receive mail as" option to plain text. asshattery.
[12:24:45] Way too many websites are excessively reliant on javascript nowadays, though..
[12:24:20] I use noscript for that.
[12:23:37] <crutchy> the disable menu in web developer toolbar is very handy for quickly turning off crap
[12:22:38] the main problem with seamonkey is that relatively few extensions bother to support it, even though it's pretty much the same browser and would require only minimal effort to support
[12:22:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> juggs, read somewhere that the palemoon guy was working on a thunderbird client but i can't seem to find it now.
[12:22:13] (seamonkey=mozilla suite on life support)
[12:22:01] <crutchy> iceweasel+dev toolbar is pretty good
[12:21:57] I use seamonkey now, but apparently Pale Moon is a firefox fork without the bullshit
[12:21:45] that shit broke my custom user styles CSS tab style
[12:21:39] <crutchy> epiphany :p
[12:21:27] <juggs> TheMightyBuzzard, any recommends for an alternative?
[12:21:21] oh god, firefox 29
[12:21:10] Well, with terminal-based solutions rendering is separated from the IRC client.
[12:21:06] <crutchy> might be just what my eyes are used to though
[12:20:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> juggs, ask me not. i gave up on mozilla after australis.
[12:20:45] <crutchy> hmm. as much as hexchat has some nifty features, the xchat interface is a tad easier on the eyes
[12:19:58] <juggs> TheMightyBuzzard, they moves send options to Edit > Preferences > Composition > General > Send Options - but there's still no option for always plain text. da fuq mozilla just wtf
[12:19:18] * crutchy has too many windows open
[12:18:19] <Konomi> works okay though
[12:18:14] <Konomi> crutchy: got lazy ;p
[12:17:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> crazy. that's all my google-fu turned up for the last month
[12:16:59] <juggs> TheMightyBuzzard, I have no "Options" under Tools since I got upgraded to v31 :(
[12:16:57] * crutchy is being nosey
[12:16:51] <crutchy> how you going with your perl bot?
[12:15:55] <crutchy> Konomi, ooh i'm blue in your thingy as well :p
[12:15:51] https://i.imgur.com
[12:14:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> juggs, it's not under tools>options send options?
[12:14:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> fscking tab autocomplete
[12:13:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> juggler, it's not under tools>options send options?
[12:09:28] <juggs> gudamn it - can't even find it in about:config - /me goes for nicotine
[12:06:46] <Konomi> why did youtube have to make everything open to a freaking playlist now
[12:06:41] <juggs> wtf has thunderbird done with the "send as plain text only" option?! ffs
[12:03:53] <stderr> No problem.
[12:03:45] <crutchy> thanks stderr
[12:03:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> telnet
[12:03:21] <Bender> karma - stderr: 44
[12:03:21] <crutchy> stderr++
[12:03:13] <crutchy> must try to remember backports
[12:03:02] <Konomi> http://i2.minus.com
[12:02:05] <chromas> Read the packets
[12:01:50] <chromas> Ethereal
[12:01:24] <Konomi> lets yell at each other about which is better
[12:01:18] <Konomi> irssi+screen
[12:00:45] <crutchy> wtf is software install. clicked it instead of gdebi
[11:59:58] <chromas> Hexen too
[11:59:20] <chromas> crutchy: hex
[11:59:12] <crutchy> hi konomi ;-p
[11:58:58] I use weechat+tmux.
[11:58:57] <crutchy> konomi?
[11:58:29] <Konomi> get your cursed irc client
[11:57:52] <monopoly> ^ 03Debian -- Details of package hexchat in wheezy-backports
[11:57:50] <stderr> crutchy: https://packages.debian.org
[11:57:45] if you install a newer version, it replaces the older version
[11:57:35] correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think there's any linux package manager besides nix that can understand the concept of having two versions of the same package installed
[11:57:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> afk making more coffee
[11:57:01] yeah
[11:56:48] <crutchy> i'm sure its possible to do all sorts of things. but just sayin would be handy if it were a feature of the package manager (what i think u was getting at)
[11:56:08] <stderr> crutchy: Can't you use a chroot?
[11:55:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, build from source. it's not like it's going to update often.
[11:55:50] <crutchy> (unless i compile myself)
[11:55:34] <crutchy> that's why i can't install hexchat
[11:55:02] <crutchy> in debian, would be cool to be able to manually install a package from testing without fouling packages installed from stable
[11:54:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> see that's just wrong
[11:54:28] well, yeah, but I don't think any normal Linux package managers can model it, so they have to make a libfoo1 and a libfoo2
[11:53:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> as far as different versions of the same library, linux has been doing that for ages. there's no point in removing the old one, you just move the symlink to the new one on upgrade.
[11:53:48] <crutchy> that would be handy
[11:52:52] funnily enough there is actually a Linux distro that does this, nixos, which probably makes it the only linux distro to support multiple package versions installed at the same time
[11:52:35] <crutchy> now they're just in window licking mode
[11:52:01] basically Microsoft had their DLL hell issue, so they went into 'Never Again' mode
[11:51:31] <stderr> u: There be dragons...
[11:51:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes and it had much the same effect that wandering around R'lyeh had on that one poor fellow
[11:50:05] Have you ever looked in c:\windows\winsxs?
[11:50:00] Well, that's true
[11:49:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> most times it makes any other os look that way though.
[11:49:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth at times
[11:48:12] * u imagines that M.C.Escher sketch, framed 'inspirational poster' style, caption: "Linux Package Management"
[11:48:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> he'll get it squared away eventually but it will probably stay broken over the weekend
[11:48:01] * crutchy is tinkering with exec again
[11:46:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> the annoying bit is the fellow maintaining the xorg 1.15 for catalyst repo, while a good guy doing yeoman's work, has worked his packages into conflict with themselves.
[11:44:56] * Konomi just finished getting screen to her liking
[11:44:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> Konomi, haven't upgraded
[11:44:29] <Konomi> downgrade
[11:44:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm currently being annoyed with it having xorg 1.16 and catalyst drivers only working with xorg <=1.15
[11:43:37] I was thinking of using ZFS for this laptop, but it seemed too much trouble since I would inevitably end up with an unbootable system whenever a new linux was shipped
[11:43:10] there was that time they shipped a buggy mesa which couldn't start X in a virtual machine
[11:43:09] <ar> <3
[11:43:04] <ar> zfs here. on my laptop, on my desktop and on my NAS
[11:42:41] but I still use it.
[11:42:37] no, Arch has buggered things up before
[11:42:25] * TheMightyBuzzard mourns the loss of his /storage partition in the great hard drive crash of `12
[11:41:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> but my /home partition has survived far longer than it has any right to so i'm all good with some risk.
[11:40:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> ar, so have I. it's a tradeoff.
[11:40:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, they're not. they're very stable like that.
[11:40:10] <ar> TheMightyBuzzard: which isn't always a good thing. i've seen arch users getting screwed by untested packages waay too many times
[11:39:54] <crutchy> anything else can wait
[11:39:44] <crutchy> i think debian's not too bad with security patches
[11:38:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> ar, faster in getting packages out.
[11:38:27] <ar> and how's that "slower" or "faster"?
[11:37:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> what can i say, i like reading about how they made the x265 encoder and trying it out the same day without having to compile from source by hand.
[11:36:41] <ar> lol?
[11:36:39] <ar> >slower than arch
[11:36:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> stderr, still slower than arch
[11:36:16] <ar> ubuntu lts for desktops and servers, but with APT::Install-Recommends "0"; and APT::Install-Suggests "0"; in apt.conf.d
[11:36:07] <stderr> TheMightyBuzzard: debian-backports?
[11:34:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> i probably should use something more stable for a desktop but i like not having to wait forever for an upgraded version of ffmpeg or vlc or x265 or what have you.
[11:33:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm debian for home servers, arch for desktop.
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[11:31:50] * juggs nods. I do like to just set and forget my home stuff. It's not exactly doing anything cutting edge :D
[11:27:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> debian starting in with the 5year lts releases pretty much gives me no more excuse to put *buntu on a server
[11:25:41] <juggs> hmm - that'll be 2017 I next have to upgrade lol
[11:25:15] <juggs> I may well bump it across to debian next time it's due a refresh. C B A meddling with it until then as it's performing fine
[11:25:11] <Bender> karma - debian: 7
[11:25:11] <crutchy> debian++
[11:24:42] <stderr> Damn, the fan in that server doesn't sound that good...
[11:24:11] <Bender> karma - arch: 1
[11:24:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> arch++
[11:23:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> mostly i'd only use it for a linux noob. though i'm on the lookout for something better.
[11:23:10] <juggs> I still have an ubuntu server ticking over - seems fine for that
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[11:22:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> good word choice, upgrading
[11:21:53] * stderr goes back to upgrading a Ubuntu-box to Debian...
[11:21:44] * juggs poddles off to do some more swagtastic stuff
[11:21:11] <juggs> ohh it was the !whoup that pinged you stderr :D sorry
[11:20:46] <juggs> lol TMB
[11:20:42] <stderr> You tell me...
[11:20:35] <juggs> stderr ?
[11:20:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> the smell of coffee is the olfactory equivalent of getting a refund from a hooker for being that good
[11:20:21] <stderr> juggs
[11:20:01] <juggs> ciri????? lol
[11:19:46] <Bender> uppers of juggs are: xlefay: 3, crutchy: 2, arti: 2, Konomi: 1, hax0rz: 1, martyb: 1, andrew: 1, ar: 1, stderr: 1, pbnjoe: 1, ciri: 1
[11:19:46] <juggs> !whoup juggs
[11:19:33] <juggs> I am a brit :P Relatively weak black tea with a splash of lemon here in a ginormous mug. Lurrvely
[11:18:00] <ar> and i'm able to function normally without a cup of tea in the morning
[11:17:38] <ar> but at least it smells and tastes good
[11:17:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> no excuse for it then
[11:16:42] <ar> i'm not a brit and my tea isn't strong enough for a spoon to stand in it
[11:14:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> tea is fine if you're a brit. or if you make it strong enough to stand a spoon up in.
[11:12:07] <Bender> karma - juggs: 15
[11:12:07] <ar> juggs++
[11:11:04] * juggs wanders off to make tea instead :P
[11:10:31] <ar> coffee kills your free will
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[11:10:01] <Bender> karma - coffee: 489
[11:10:01] <ar> coffee--
[11:08:50] <Bender> karma - coffee: 490
[11:08:49] <crutchy> coffee++
[11:08:05] <Bender> karma - coffee: 489
[11:08:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++ too
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[11:02:53] <Bender> karma - oversleeping: 1
[11:02:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> oversleeping++
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[10:41:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - OpenVMS Not Yet Dead - http://sylnt.us - VAXen-Nation
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[09:42:49] <chromas> Firefox for android has a really hard time with horizontal scrolling
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[07:47:34] <chromas> From the shells-and-cheese dept
[07:41:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Appeals Court: Shell Game Over, Prenda Law Must Pay Sanctions in Full - http://sylnt.us - back-under-the-bridge
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[06:44:06] <Bender> karma - kademlia: 1
[06:44:06] <chromas> Kademlia++
[06:35:28] <monopoly> ^ 04Wiki: 03Osiris (Serverless Portal System):
[06:35:27] <crutchy> from http://en.wikipedia.org
[06:35:02] <crutchy> "Each user is free to give reputation (positive or negative) to another user according to its contribution to the portal, based on these reputations, the system processes the pages by removing the contents of users evaluated negatively (such as spammers) and importing the reputations of users considered positively. "
[06:34:59] <crutchy> i like this idea:
[06:34:05] <Bender> karma - groping: 1
[06:34:04] <crutchy> groping++
[06:33:49] <Bender> karma - meanness: 1
[06:33:49] <chromas> Meanness++
[06:33:26] <crutchy> crape
[06:33:21] <crutchy> no
[06:33:20] <Bender> Added quote 218
[06:33:20] <chromas> !grab crutchy
[06:33:11] <chromas> !Grab crutchy
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[06:32:58] <chromas> Exactly :)
[06:32:39] <crutchy> it will be so frictionless that it won't even spin, so we can just make it square
[06:32:18] <chromas> Compatibility sounds like work
[06:32:00] <crutchy> lol
[06:31:57] <crutchy> making our own would be cool, but these existing ones look interesting, and might be worth considering compatibility with them
[06:31:35] <chromas> Our wheel will be 200% rounder
[06:31:03] <chromas> Nah screw it; let's make our own
[06:30:32] <monopoly> ^ 04Wiki: 03Osiris (Serverless Portal System):
[06:30:32] <crutchy> http://en.wikipedia.org
[06:28:36] <monopoly> ^ 04Wiki: 03Syndie: Syndie is an open source cross-platform computer application to syndicate (re-publish) data (mainly forums) over a variety of anonymous and non-anonymous computer networks
[06:28:35] <crutchy> http://en.wikipedia.org
[06:26:43] * crutchy is not a software guy
[06:26:35] <crutchy> hmm though if node dies then need to be able to automatically redirect still
[06:25:24] <crutchy> existing users could then just bookmark that node
[06:25:03] <crutchy> or something
[06:24:58] <crutchy> so the soylentnews.org host just redirects to an available node closest to the request origin
[06:23:52] <crutchy> maybe one public domain (soylentnews.org) and the host connected to it acts as a sort of load balancer, kind of like how the akamai network functions
[06:21:07] * crutchy isn't sure about the distributed dns part (which is a cost)
[06:20:34] * swiss brings out his "screw js" club
[06:20:01] <crutchy> but the underlying network could be using a different protocol
[06:20:01] <arti> could do an extension too
[06:19:47] <arti> make a js client :P
[06:19:38] <crutchy> would be nice to maintain some relationship with http so that anyone with a browser can access
[06:18:35] <crutchy> ooh
[06:16:53] <arti> i2p?
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[06:16:10] <monopoly> ^ 04Wiki: 03Freenet: Freenet is a peer-to-peer platform for censorship-resistant communication. It uses a decentralized distributed data store to keep and deliver information, and has a suite of free software for publishing and communicating on the Web witho...
[06:16:09] <crutchy> http://en.wikipedia.org
[06:16:01] <crutchy> arti, freenet looks interesting
[06:13:08] <Subsentient1> lol hi
[06:12:37] <crutchy> g'day Subsentient1
[06:12:33] <crutchy> g'day Subsentient
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[06:03:22] <crutchy> browser-based
[06:03:16] <crutchy> just an open source p2p network might work though
[06:02:52] <crutchy> prolly don't need to go that far though cos we're not into divulging state secrets
[06:02:01] <crutchy> contributions are encrypted and shared randomly
[06:01:27] <crutchy> maybe an encrypted bitcoin-like internet
[06:01:02] <crutchy> closed-source would make it vulnerable and untrustworthy
[06:00:29] <crutchy> dunno about the closed-source bit, but maybe something similar
[06:00:12] <arti> yeah
[06:00:01] <monopoly> ^ 04Wiki: 03Share (P2P): Share (シャレ(洒落),シェア?) is the name for a closed-source P2P application being developed in Japan by an anonymous author. Since the author of Winny was arrested, Share was developed as its successor, also focusing on higher s...
[06:00:01] <crutchy> arti: is it this one: http://en.wikipedia.org
[05:58:58] <arti> Share
[05:58:57] <arti> scope out share
[05:58:44] <crutchy> yeah i would just block ads
[05:58:24] <crutchy> anyone can contribute, and because of the distributed nature of the network makes it hard for authorities to shut it down
[05:58:09] <keplr> Advertising either: won't work; or will be self-destructive
[05:57:59] <crutchy> kinda like a distributed wikileaks
[05:57:40] <keplr> The alternatives are untenable
[05:57:29] <crutchy> SN could (should) be the first
[05:57:17] <crutchy> seems like something worth looking into
[05:56:59] <keplr> I think a distributed journalism hosting network is suitable for BOINC
[05:56:32] <crutchy> :p
[05:56:29] <crutchy> maybe not boinc though, but we could develop something in asm
[05:56:07] <arti> be kinda cool
[05:55:58] <keplr> Or TNG is older than I think...
[05:55:56] <crutchy> arti... i like the @home idea
[05:55:43] <keplr> Wow, Susan Gibney is older than I thought
[05:51:56] <keplr> Freenode is pretty sparse, also
[05:51:46] <keplr> You'd still need people to host it
[05:51:04] <swiss> just keep SN data on freenode
[05:50:01] <keplr> My home cluster, if turned over entirely to SETI@home would produce that much and half again.
[05:48:47] <keplr> That's just a few dozen i3 Intel CPUs
[05:48:23] <arti> that's pretty neat
[05:47:56] <keplr> got me into the top 5% of SETI@home
[05:47:36] <keplr> arti: funny that you say that, I currently run BOINC on all my work machines
[05:46:51] <arti> "mining for stories!"
[05:46:48] <keplr> And 90% under-utilized over every 24-h period
[05:46:39] <arti> soylent@home
[05:46:05] <keplr> I also have my work connection to leech from! Entirely under my control.
[05:44:59] <crutchy> most of us have (mostly) always-on internet, so that's the infrastructure sorted
[05:44:00] <crutchy> if we had a few nodes to build on, we could develop the technology and gradually migrate it
[05:43:26] <keplr> You're stuck with what you started with
[05:43:09] <keplr> But we can't. It's like biological evolution, which is my area of expertise
[05:42:47] <crutchy> might not fit the old slash model, but if we can't get over vested interests we're pretty ffucked
[05:42:45] <keplr> A mesh network could work, even better than the current internet, if we could simulataneously convert everyone over to it
[05:41:58] <crutchy> we could build a technology that hosts SN on free nodes that all talk to each other
[05:41:19] <arti> soylentherd
[05:41:11] <arti> use fast flux
[05:41:10] <Bender> karma - arti: 59
[05:41:10] <crutchy> arti++
[05:41:04] <arti> make it run on a botnet
[05:40:55] <keplr> The reall frustrating thing is that it all currently exists. It's all here to make a better internet--better in every way. Why can't we? Entrenched capitalist intersts.
[05:40:49] <crutchy> if we can't come up with some way to host SN cheaply/freely, how can we call ourselves nerds?
[05:40:19] <crutchy> its not like we need materials for manufacturing widgets, or employees to feed. SN is just a website for nerds (many of which build/host their own websites)
[05:39:32] <keplr> crutchy: few humans share that virtue
[05:39:08] <crutchy> i like the idea of reducing expenses rather than increasing income
[05:38:43] <keplr> Decentralize the "website" the same way file sharing is decentralized via Bittorrent.
[05:38:14] <keplr> The next business model won't be a business.
[05:38:02] <arti> TollTubes(tm)
[05:37:49] <crutchy> the next internet business model could be invented right here
[05:37:41] <arti> "stallman sleeve"
[05:37:28] <arti> "full back GNU!"
[05:37:21] <keplr> That means something like Bittorrent for Web Sites.
[05:37:20] <crutchy> lol
[05:37:17] <crutchy> need to have some brainstorming sessions in irc sometimes
[05:37:14] <arti> how about letting the community vote on tattoos for employees
[05:37:02] <keplr> If there's no way for a central authority to make money, the only alternative is distributing the costs.
[05:36:56] <crutchy> SN needs some out-of-the-box thinking for funding i reckon
[05:36:19] <crutchy> slashdot probably isn't profitable for dice, and its an established website
[05:35:36] <keplr> Maybe proprietary WWW sites are ultimately doomed if ad-free funding is required
[05:35:34] * crutchy probably won't get one cos he doesn't value subscriptions to anything that much
[05:33:43] <crutchy> swag is great, but who is going to buy a coffee++ mug after the core supporters already have one?
[05:32:53] <crutchy> keplr, i agree, but atm its at least a reliable source of income (assuming its not pay per click)
[05:32:50] <keplr> Businesses based on it are also doomed.
[05:32:26] <keplr> It doesn't.
[05:32:23] <keplr> It's based on the false assumption that advertising to nerds works.
[05:32:09] <keplr> The advertising model is doomed
[05:32:07] <crutchy> maybe if we make SN usb rocket launchers... now with a free yo-yo!
[05:31:40] <arti> "automated tracking software!"
[05:31:27] <arti> bring it back
[05:31:10] <crutchy> not to mention USB rocket launchers... are they still fashionable?
[05:30:44] <crutchy> plenty of hosting providers, hardware manufacturers, IT services companies etc would be good advertising clients
[05:30:07] <arti> do it yourself beer volcano etc.
[05:29:57] <arti> make them ads for cool stuff
[05:29:39] <arti> some people enjoy lying to themselves
[05:29:25] <crutchy> if they think they can avoid it and survive they're kidding themselves
[05:28:58] <crutchy> eventually SN gunna need to have ads
[05:28:24] <keplr> Managing ad blockers?
[05:27:24] <crutchy> http://www.stoacademy.com
[05:26:55] <crutchy> soylent could use a similar strategy for managing ad blockers as stoacademy... have an image that is overlayed with the transparent iframe (assuming that's how it works)
[05:24:31] <crutchy> some pretty long links for sure
[05:24:22] <arti> that's a good idea
[05:24:00] <keplr> That bot needs a URL shortener
[05:23:22] <keplr> Considering the site this channel is about, my use case should be standard.
[05:22:48] <keplr> I can't easily click those links because I am using IRSSI through SSH with the Putty client.
[05:22:12] <crutchy> hmm surely sto academy has dr brahms
[05:21:54] <exec> [stoacademy] 3dr brahms: TL;DR - Too Long, Didn't Read
[05:21:46] <keplr> Born too late for the tall ships, born too soon far the star ships.
[05:21:44] <crutchy> ~define dr brahms
[05:21:36] <ciri> (http://celebrity.ms/details/star/43295/susan-gibney - 419x557-22k) @ http://t2.gstatic.com | Dr. Brahms' body. (http://fashionitso.wordpress.com/ - 578x683-418k) @ http://t0.gstatic.com
[05:21:35] <ciri> 834,000 results | Susan Gibney (http://lost.wikia.com/wiki/Susan_Gibney - 198x306-10k) @ http://t3.gstatic.com | Dr. Leah Brahms in 2367. (http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Leah_Brahms - 292x292-9k) @ http://t2.gstatic.com | Leah_brahms.jpg
[05:21:35] <arti> !image dr. brahms
[05:21:33] <exec> [stoacademy] 3br brahms: BRB - Be Right Back
[05:21:28] <keplr> We all wish that
[05:21:21] <crutchy> ~define br brahms
[05:21:16] <arti> set phasers to stun?
[05:21:06] * crutchy wishes he could live in a space station orbiting jupiter
[05:20:50] <keplr> The warp drive physicist Dr. Brahms is the hottest character so far.
[05:20:10] <arti> captcha: mannish
[05:20:01] <crutchy> you mean that extra in some movie with mila jovovich
[05:19:44] <arti> The Patient entered, and the treatment began *dismissive eye-roll*
[05:19:26] <crutchy> lol
[05:19:19] <arti> crutchy, i kinda like that guy even more since he is johnny cab
[05:19:05] <keplr> Data is as annoying as a first try android would be
[05:18:47] <crutchy> data is even more annoying than the doctor from voyager
[05:18:39] <keplr> I've seen They Live
[05:18:16] <keplr> Data of course.
[05:18:13] <ciri> Human Life ... @ http://www.youtube.com | Activist Post: 10 Signs The Global Elite Are Losing Control @ http://www.activistpost.com
[05:18:12] <ciri> 2,470,000 results | Human Power Elite Mix--They live! - YouTube @ http://www.youtube.com | Power Elite Bringing About Disparate Society - YouTube @ http://www.youtube.com | Superclass: The Global Power Elite and the World They ... - YouTube @ http://www.youtube.com | UFO NASA Power Elite Moon Cover-Up - Our Ancient
[05:18:11] <arti> !google youtube.com they live human power elite
[05:17:53] <keplr> It just made me worried that our governments might have made first contact but decided the plebs weren't ready to hear the Good News.
[05:17:43] <arti> who is your favorite character at the moment?
[05:17:24] <keplr> Might not have gotten to that one, only on S04
[05:17:02] <arti> i like the one where he lives life as one of those people, in a probe
[05:16:36] <arti> cool, i did a marathon of TNG moons ago
[05:16:35] <keplr> The oligarchs of the culture don't want to integrate into The Federation, so they cover up First Contact.
[05:16:22] <crutchy> not into fan art much but this one isn't bad
[05:16:18] <arti> :D
[05:15:57] <monopoly> ^ 03Voyager: The Motion Picture - YouTube
[05:15:57] <crutchy> i like this: http://www.youtube.com
[05:15:38] <crutchy> all 7 seasons :-D
[05:15:38] <keplr> Anyway, TNG S04E15 is about First Contact
[05:14:40] <keplr> I guess I should watch Voyager eventually
[05:14:08] <keplr> So I'm catching up now, since it's generationally relevant
[05:13:32] <keplr> I never watched TNG when it was airing
[05:13:14] <crutchy> i'm a voyager guy, but i don't remember by episode no
[05:12:19] <keplr> I both fear and wish that's like our reality.
[05:11:56] <keplr> Anyone remember Star Trek TNG S04E15?
[04:56:40] <swiss> huh?
[04:55:55] <crutchy> 0.025"
[04:55:37] <crutchy> not plate steel, but aluminium sheet for leading edges
[04:54:41] <Bender> karma - vacuum: 1
[04:54:41] <crutchy> vacuum++
[04:54:36] <crutchy> vacuum cleaners can bend metal
[04:51:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Wildfires Play Bigger Role in Climate Change than Previously Thought - http://sylnt.us - burning-stuff-produces-carbon-dioxide
[04:50:06] <crutchy> vacuum bagging method?
[04:49:36] <swiss> i am debating learning so i can try to make a nice screen for my car
[04:49:25] <crutchy> bad headaches too. nasty chemicals
[04:49:20] <swiss> lol
[04:48:58] * pbnjoe doesn't want to look it up
[04:48:53] <crutchy> nah. i used to work at an aircraft factory with a composites workshop. when i went in there i came out high as a kite
[04:48:50] <pbnjoe> foreach?
[04:48:18] <swiss> anyone here do fiberglassing?
[04:47:39] <crutchy> almost like a real programming tool :-p
[04:47:23] <crutchy> with snippets, just type foreach and hit tab :-D
[04:47:04] * crutchy always has trouble remembering how to do a foreach
[04:46:49] <Bender> karma - gedit_snippets: 2
[04:46:49] <crutchy> gedit_snippets++
[04:44:11] <pbnjoe> asdf is good :)
[04:42:18] <chromas> Ignores exec (for titles only) in case someone seds Bender of something
[04:41:25] <crutchy> or maybe it set to ignore bots
[04:41:05] <crutchy> is monopoly dead?
[04:40:25] <exec> http://www.youtube.com
[04:40:24] <crutchy> i like trains
[04:40:20] <crutchy> suits my sense of humor
[04:40:13] <crutchy> i like asdf too
[04:39:09] <pbnjoe> *SHBLOOM*
[04:36:35] <exec> http://www.youtube.com
[04:36:34] <crutchy> i need some baysplosions
[04:35:16] <pbnjoe> you've provided the chuckle too, with the plot joke
[04:34:39] <crutchy> i can supply the dumb part :d
[04:34:21] <pbnjoe> ok I can use a dumb chuckle atm so I won't tell you off ;)
[04:33:42] <crutchy> natalie portman can assist
[04:33:28] <crutchy> halfway through thickening some plot?
[04:33:12] <pbnjoe> well, I'm about halfway through, and depressed
[04:32:54] <exec> destination override "#" cleared for nick "crutchy" in "#Soylent"
[04:32:53] <crutchy> ~dest-clear
[04:32:21] <crutchy> mixing thickened plot with flaps causes babies
[04:31:51] <arti> the plot thickens
[04:31:38] <crutchy> bad tama
[04:31:35] <crutchy> aw tama is ignoring exec
[04:30:50] <crutchy> ~say tama, flaps are sexy
[04:30:33] <exec> destination override "#" set for nick "crutchy" in "#Soylent"
[04:30:31] <crutchy> ~dest-override #
[04:30:12] <crutchy> i beg to differ
[04:30:06] <crutchy> hmm, apparently flaps are not sexy
[04:29:39] <arti> sounds religious
[04:29:37] <crutchy> that lucky thumper
[04:29:11] <crutchy> the white rabbit is having relations with trinity
[04:28:20] <arti> the matrix is all around us...
[04:28:18] <crutchy> posing as a country
[04:28:14] <keplr> Seems that way
[04:28:05] <crutchy> israel is just a multinational weapons testing facility
[04:27:52] <arti> it's more common than you think?
[04:26:07] <crutchy> israel propaganda story?
[04:23:17] <keplr> Was the Israel propaganda story the first one with > 100 comments?
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[03:39:39] <pbnjoe> all three
[03:38:30] <pbnjoe> hmm
[03:38:26] <pbnjoe> either that, or games, or irc til bed
[03:37:44] * pbnjoe is thinking of watching the Moore doc again
[03:36:28] <pbnjoe> sure, if you can afford to give up tens of thousands of $ on a whim
[03:36:07] <Konomi> private was marketted as this slightly better experience
[03:35:51] <Konomi> most are on public
[03:35:43] <pbnjoe> interesting
[03:35:42] <Konomi> that dirty scum bag
[03:35:39] <pbnjoe> oh, there's both?
[03:35:38] <Konomi> we didn't even have private until howard
[03:35:16] <crutchy> there's pros/cons for both
[03:35:11] <crutchy> the public/private health thing is hard in australia i reckon
[03:34:41] <pbnjoe> I honestly couldn't imagine what it would be like to break my leg and feel like that would be the end of me financially :(
[03:33:36] <crutchy> we don't have private health, which means we wait (but at least we don't go completely broke)
[03:33:18] <Konomi> tasmania is having a trial
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[03:33:07] <pbnjoe> legalisation I mean
[03:33:01] <pbnjoe> getting the vibe that it's on its way to it?
[03:33:01] <Konomi> back problems are always complicated
[03:32:50] <crutchy> she would rather have the problem fixed, but takes time
[03:32:28] <Konomi> crutchy: here's hoping for cannibs legalisation maybe she could get something out of that
[03:32:02] <pbnjoe> One boy reportedly dried himself off and SHHHHSPROM!
[03:31:55] <crutchy> konomi, she's been on them for a couple of years. not fun
[03:31:32] <Konomi> what I wouldn't give for some optiate pain killers ;p-
[03:31:29] <crutchy> and one started drinking a glass of water splablaSPLOOM!!!
[03:31:00] <pbnjoe> *bridges creaking and collapsing*
[03:30:54] <pbnjoe> *Sounds of metal twisting and flying through air*
[03:30:49] <crutchy> and then they paddled and blablaboom!!!
[03:30:25] <pbnjoe> "Russian/Ukrainian teenagers filled their room with film and water and *Bwoooosh!* The temp was reaching *Kabloooom!*"
[03:30:14] <crutchy> for her back problem
[03:30:00] <crutchy> my wife lives on an unhealthy dose of oxycontin, oxynorm, lyrica, etc
[03:29:53] <Konomi> I hate having reduced thinking capacity it blows ._.
[03:29:40] <Bender> karma - konomi: 15
[03:29:40] <pbnjoe> konomi++
[03:29:38] <Konomi> I am hoping I do too like a freaking lot
[03:29:34] <pbnjoe> :)
[03:29:31] <Bender> karma - konomi: 14
[03:29:31] <crutchy> konomi++
[03:29:25] <pbnjoe> hope you feel better soon Konomi
[03:29:13] <exec> http://www.youtube.com
[03:29:12] <crutchy> just chuck in some baysplosions
[03:29:10] <Konomi> you know you're sick when you're setting alarms for the next increment of time at which you cna take more pain meds
[03:29:06] <crutchy> don't allow a silly little thing like the truth get in the way of a good story
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[03:28:19] <pbnjoe> s'pose I shouldn't expect much when suggested articles are Putin laughing at Obama over a poodle or something, and Putin taking selfies
[03:26:28] <pbnjoe> So, are they russian or ukrainian, and how hot was it getting?
[03:26:19] <pbnjoe> "Russian teenagers", "Urainian teenagers". "temperatures reaching an uncomfortable 34C", "temperatures reaching an uncomfortable 36C".
[03:24:28] <pbnjoe> if not crushed by floor, pinned down and drowned
[03:24:10] <pbnjoe> bye bye whoever lives beneath, too
[03:23:28] <crutchy> most floors can probably take half a metre of water, but if there was a defect in the floor and it collapsed under load beyond the engineered limits, bye bye insurance
[03:21:52] <crutchy> russians probably build their flats out of nuclear submarines
[03:20:34] <pbnjoe> so they're past their limit
[03:19:56] <pbnjoe> "half a metre high"
[03:19:33] <pbnjoe> I was joking about a different kind of film ;) but yeah, it's sketchy all around
[03:18:43] <crutchy> i'd be worried if i lived in the flat underneath. floors are generally designed to take about 3kPa, which is equivalent of about 30 cm deep water. not sure how deep these guys filled
[03:13:03] <pbnjoe> I don't think that would feel nice
[03:12:40] * pbnjoe imagines wading in a room full of movie film
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[03:12:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Teenagers Turn Living Room into Swimming Pool using Film - http://sylnt.us - better-lilo-when-parents-find-out
[03:10:10] <monopoly> ^ 04Wiki: 03IRC:exec: IRC Script Executive
[03:10:09] <crutchy> http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[03:10:09] <pbnjoe> ah, cool
[03:09:38] <crutchy> i've been working on a meeting minutes publishing script
[03:09:18] <pbnjoe> whatcha avoiding doing?
[03:08:58] <crutchy> kiddies are having their lunch
[03:08:49] <crutchy> i'm just procrastinating whilst drinking coffee
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[03:08:23] <pbnjoe> are we bored, crutchy?
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[03:08:06] <pants> i like pants
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[03:05:20] <exec> http://www.youtube.com
[03:05:19] <crutchy> i like trains
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[01:32:14] <exec> <crutchy> <bender> (o Y o)
[01:32:13] <crutchy> bender s/.*/(o Y o)
[01:31:10] <exec> <crutchy> <bender> [SoylentNews] - Amazon Provides Specific Information About their Anus - http://sylnt.us - cutting-out-the-middle-man
[01:31:10] <crutchy> bender s/Objectives/Anus
[01:30:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Amazon Provides Specific Information About their Objectives - http://sylnt.us - cutting-out-the-middle-man
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[01:23:04] <Ethanol-fueled> if you have music, the pot takes the pain from running.
[01:21:06] <arti> space cakes and 9 miles of sweaty jogging
[01:20:43] * Ethanol-fueled like a crude, pavlovian beast, crawls in search of the pot.
[01:20:40] <arti> be doing my fun run soon
[01:20:27] <arti> hell yes
[01:20:18] <Ethanol-fueled> pot!
[01:20:08] <arti> mmm joint
[01:17:54] <crutchy> i'll bet the government doesn't go anywhere near this joint
[01:17:21] <monopoly> ^ 03Big Sandy Machine Gun Shoot April 2014 Saturday Night - YouTube
[01:17:20] <crutchy> http://www.youtube.com
[01:17:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> aright, back to my beer drinking and tv watching. don't burn down the channel.
[01:15:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's what you get for trying to bugger a hedgehog
[01:15:41] <arti> did you explain without US there is no anUS?
[01:15:23] <Ethanol-fueled> And that was back when it included animals and homosexuality.
[01:15:12] <ciri> http://www.defense.gov | Why the military still bans sodomy | MSNBC @ http://www.msnbc.com | 925. ARTICLE 125. SODOMY « UCMJ " United States Code of ... @ http://www.ucmj.us
[01:15:11] <ciri> 14,800 results | Punitive Articles of the UCMJ - Article 12 - Sodomy - US Military @ http://usmilitary.about.com | Uniform Code of Military Justice (UJMJ) - ART. 125. SODOMY @ http://usmilitary.about.com | Defense.gov News Article: New Law Brings Changes to Uniform ... @
[01:15:10] <arti> !google article 125 UCMJ
[01:15:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, boot camp serves as it honestly. you'd be hard pressed to find a vet who isn't at least halfway ready to take up arms against his government.
[01:14:53] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard: I'm okay with it too, because I was dishonorably discharged for violating article 125 of the UCMJ.
[01:14:26] <crutchy> the big sandy shootout serves as military training for this treason?
[01:13:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, nah. i'm okay with it being treason. we're a nation that was born from treason.
[01:13:43] <Ethanol-fueled> Think of the united states as a corporation. Every so often, the shitbags must be purged.
[01:13:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> exercising our 2nd amendment rights for the purpose they were created.
[01:13:06] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard - that is inaccurate. The people who are not acting in the best interests of the country are committing treason.
[01:12:57] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3treason: Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort. No Person shall be convicted of Treason unless on the T...
[01:12:56] <crutchy> ~define treason
[01:12:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> armed insurrection
[01:12:41] <crutchy> 'treason'
[01:12:37] <crutchy> yeah
[01:12:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, best way to support it is treason
[01:12:15] <crutchy> or just go awol
[01:12:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean really, how do you get someone to swear to that then go ripping up amendments left and right and sleep well?
[01:12:05] <crutchy> best way to support it is prolly to defect
[01:11:39] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy: but the thing is, that the oath remains with you even though you become more savvy to what's actually going on, and why it's in your best interests (as a military American, at least) to support that oath.
[01:10:46] <Ethanol-fueled> I LOLD.
[01:10:36] <crutchy> defend the constitution? in the army? bahahahahahahahaha!!!
[01:10:28] <Ethanol-fueled> I took the oath too, Buzzard.
[01:10:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> silly bastards in the army never should have made me swear to support and defend the constitution.
[01:09:57] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, that's because they're trying to force the tipping point, so they can quantify it for future use.
[01:09:44] <crutchy> and then scares himself in the mirror
[01:09:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> they're fashionably late
[01:09:17] <crutchy> chuck norris is a terrorist... he terrorizes the terrorists
[01:09:16] <Ethanol-fueled> Hhhahahahaa
[01:09:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, lone, nah. i'm just waiting on the rest of the folks to arrive at the party.
[01:08:43] <Ethanol-fueled> *boom mike bumps buzzard on the head*
[01:08:27] <Ethanol-fueled> Uh...yeah, buzzard....because we are "lone wolf" terrorists, right? Wink Wink?
[01:08:17] <crutchy> cos push bikes aren't environmentally friendly cos they require the killing of grass to feed the peasants who make them
[01:08:15] <arti> ssshhh!
[01:08:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, and their electricity to charge them comes from coal
[01:07:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> they're worse than replicants anyway
[01:07:32] <crutchy> by driving a car on a surface made with tar
[01:07:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i spect i'll get to shoot some government types here within the next 25 years or so.
[01:07:09] <crutchy> but he's saving the environment
[01:06:44] <Ethanol-fueled> And that rude asshole who drives the Prius is in need of a good reeducation.
[01:06:25] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, you'll have to settle for neighborhood watch vs. suspected terrorists and pedophiles.
[01:06:15] <crutchy> it's not like police take orders from anyone
[01:05:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> i was kind of hoping for bladerunner. i could dig on hunting replicants.
[01:05:55] <Ethanol-fueled> "We are formless...we are the very discipline and morality that Americans invoke so often.
[01:05:20] <Ethanol-fueled> And then the latter half of Metal Gear Solid.
[01:05:13] <crutchy> the goverment is like a zerg swarm after the overmind was killed
[01:05:05] <Ethanol-fueled> All data from the individual to the corporate level is synergized via fusion centers and big data analysis.
[01:04:31] <Ethanol-fueled> It's a system of proxies and plants, where every corporation, every citizen, acts as an arm of the government...or, rather, who runs the government.
[01:04:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should write the NSA and see if they have any of my porn from the great hard drive crash of `12
[01:04:28] <crutchy> or the chinese prolly also have a copy
[01:04:26] <arti> some taunt about the irs stuff
[01:04:16] <arti> didn't a congresscritter ask them for stuff?
[01:03:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, oooh, good thinking
[01:03:45] <crutchy> the universal backup
[01:03:41] <Ethanol-fueled> No, it's deeper than that.
[01:03:32] <crutchy> there's always prism
[01:03:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> made me laugh, like this, ha
[01:02:57] <arti> works for the IRS
[01:02:56] <crutchy> lol
[01:02:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> some guy on twitter: Court rules DOJ must disclose Fast & Furious docs. Insiders say ruling may have caused up to 14 hard drive crashes.
[01:02:36] <crutchy> tama, rhetoric--
[01:02:25] <arti> until then, closed doors.
[01:02:18] <arti> i gotta tone down some of the rhetoric
[01:02:07] <crutchy> /invite tama
[01:01:58] <ciri> arti rolls 9
[01:01:57] <arti> !roll 3d6*10
[01:01:56] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard: so he started life as an undertaker who gave in to necrophiliac urges?
[01:01:48] <crutchy> counter strike
[01:01:40] <arti> for an hour or something
[01:01:34] <arti> we should do an rpg night
[01:01:20] <crutchy> yes, yes it should :d
[01:01:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, unholy. he works with slash. i never said he was a GOOD cleric.
[01:01:09] <arti> this should go in tama
[01:00:59] <crutchy> the more you look like a girl the better you are at kung fu
[01:00:41] <Ethanol-fueled> buzzard: does he have that holy magic that can fuck shit up, somewhat paradoxically?
[01:00:39] <arti> usually trust and thin layers of clothing
[01:00:21] <crutchy> with +5 damage
[01:00:18] <arti> TheMightyBuzzard: oh they can pierce alright
[01:00:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, he's a cleric. he can't use edged or piercing weapons.
[01:00:06] <crutchy> ommmmm
[01:00:06] <arti> Ethanol-fueled: if i was dr. manhattan i'd do that with something else
[00:59:46] <arti> yes, greetings resident wizard
[00:59:43] <Ethanol-fueled> (pauley is a big fat balding italian and a brutal murderer who chooses to bludgeon his victims to death
[00:59:11] <paulej72> hello all
[00:59:08] <Ethanol-fueled> pauley!
[00:59:00] <crutchy> g'day paulej72 :-D
[00:58:50] <monopoly> ^ 03Politicians, Not Guns
[00:58:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.political-humor.org
[00:58:42] <paulej72> crutchy: fixed the 404
[00:58:34] <arti> get one of those dragon dongs, that'll help with that cavernous feeling
[00:58:33] <crutchy> which happened a lot
[00:58:27] <crutchy> i liked seeing him lose :d
[00:58:14] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy: I stopped watching that shit long ago, it made me feel empty inside.
[00:58:14] <arti> was or is ?
[00:58:10] <crutchy> that guy was a tosser
[00:58:02] <crutchy> pierce morgan
[00:57:55] <crutchy> did you see that idiot on CNN going on about guns a lot?
[00:57:49] <arti> but they're fun to shoot
[00:57:45] <arti> i dont own any guns
[00:57:25] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, I know that, in fact until recently it was legal here in San Diego.
[00:57:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, yep
[00:57:08] <crutchy> anti-gun lobbyists need gun violence, so they introduce gun laws to stop it which increases gun violence which then helps their cause further
[00:57:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, open carry is actually still the law in a lot of places
[00:56:56] <arti> people lose their minds over guns
[00:56:43] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, I wasn't around for those good old days, but people tell me stories...of bringing their guns to school (unloaded) to do presentations, walking through town open carry, etc.
[00:56:42] <arti> usually holders, or have people who carry around them
[00:56:33] <crutchy> its a vicious circle
[00:56:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> gun violence increases as gun laws increase
[00:56:16] <arti> they're all like that
[00:56:05] <crutchy> gun violence helps drive the progressive message
[00:56:01] <Ethanol-fueled> arti, like mister ching chong chang, an anti-gun congressmen who was recently linked to a gun-running scandal?
[00:55:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> man i had shotguns in my gun rack at school and nobody said a damned thing
[00:55:18] <arti> Ethanol-fueled: zero tolerance!
[00:55:10] <arti> they're good at their jobs, see?
[00:55:10] <Ethanol-fueled> buzzard, they're also trying to do away with bright-colored guns and Eddie eagle, a fucking GUN SAFETY program.
[00:55:02] <crutchy> damn politicians still know how to waste all our taxes though :-/
[00:54:39] <crutchy> but our government doesn't have much power cos there isn't much left that's run by government
[00:54:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> less than 4% of rapes and sexual assaults are perpetrated by a person with a gun. an armed woman will almost never have any trouble.
[00:54:37] <arti> you cis-gendered scum
[00:54:22] <Ethanol-fueled> or dumblr
[00:54:18] <arti> my dumblr feed says so!
[00:54:18] <Ethanol-fueled> maybe on Fox News.
[00:54:08] <Ethanol-fueled> arti - there can't be anyway in hell people use those terms in real life.
[00:54:03] <arti> as a white man you don't know what its like!
[00:53:48] <arti> shut up you... you privileged patriarchy!
[00:53:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> it gets used by people who are also anti-gun to keep women from learning to defend themselves
[00:53:30] <crutchy> liberals are the conservatives in ausstralia
[00:53:24] <Ethanol-fueled> rape culture>
[00:53:24] <arti> or rape-culture?
[00:53:18] <arti> liberal media?
[00:53:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> i really hate that phrase
[00:53:04] <crutchy> india, china and russia have their own WTO that's bigger than the WTO
[00:52:50] <Ethanol-fueled> and now it's the "rape-culture" liberal media to teh rescue again.
[00:52:35] <Ethanol-fueled> because they told the WTO to fuck off.
[00:52:30] <arti> china is here mr. burton
[00:52:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahaha, you know why there's all this bad press abotu India being a rape company
[00:52:19] <crutchy> i don't like trains with poop all over them
[00:52:10] <arti> +1 to gang rape there
[00:52:04] <arti> you'd like india then
[00:51:59] <crutchy> i like trains
[00:51:52] <arti> i like sexy nipples
[00:51:42] <crutchy> could use that as a password
[00:51:06] <arti> well that's awkward
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[00:50:52] <arti> !image better drink my own piss
[00:50:40] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, you have to drink the piss too, if you eat the peppers and they're too hot.
[00:50:32] <arti> crutchy speaks about outback remedies
[00:50:22] <Bender> karma - pingers: 1
[00:50:22] <crutchy> pingers++
[00:50:15] * arti enjoys watching them bark at the sourness
[00:50:13] <crutchy> piss on your pingers and the pain will go away
[00:50:02] <arti> chromas, have you fed your dog a lime yet?
[00:49:51] * chromas regrets scratching after cutting peppers
[00:49:47] <arti> impluse255?
[00:49:39] <Ethanol-fueled> IDDQD
[00:49:30] <arti> !gravity on/off
[00:49:22] <arti> so you could say !level XX and whatever XX is is what you'll be set to
[00:49:07] <arti> yeah, so as it stands now i've got all the stuff setup on my end, i want to expose it remotely
[00:48:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Nice.
[00:48:34] <arti> application level debugger
[00:48:19] <arti> Ethanol-fueled: cheatengine
[00:48:04] <Ethanol-fueled> arti, how do you do that?
[00:48:02] <Bender> uppers of regex are: ar: 2, swiss: 1
[00:48:02] <arti> !whoup regex
[00:48:01] <crutchy> oops
[00:47:56] <crutchy> lol
[00:47:53] <Bender> downers of regex are: JamesNZ: -2, crutchy: -1
[00:47:53] <crutchy> !whodown regex
[00:47:48] <arti> laravel's template engine uses regexs
[00:47:44] <swiss> who the fuck put a minus on regex
[00:47:34] <Bender> karma - regex: 0
[00:47:34] <swiss> regex++
[00:47:25] <crutchy> just without the regex
[00:47:16] <crutchy> php's explode function feels kinda awkish
[00:47:14] <swiss> I haven't played with awk enough
[00:47:13] <arti> i'm currently trying to locate the chat window in unreal3 so other playres can type !blah and it'll trigger another function (in lua)
[00:47:08] <swiss> I love sed
[00:46:51] <Ethanol-fueled> arti: AI trainers?
[00:46:42] <Ethanol-fueled> doing command-line shit for its own sake is to impress girls who come over. fire up the green-on-black terminal, apt-get, "WOW, YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO HACK A COMPUTER?"
[00:46:23] <arti> this is why i write trainers :D
[00:46:10] <arti> ethanol fueled, oh totally
[00:46:09] <crutchy> the any key
[00:46:00] <Ethanol-fueled> fuck awk and sed. After sending scripts and typing in commands all day, sometimes it's much nicer to just push a fucking button.
[00:45:40] * crutchy wishes he knew awk
[00:45:39] <arti> "screw you guys, we're writing our own arcane text processing"
[00:45:25] <arti> awk is pretty legit
[00:45:17] <Bender> karma - sed: 1
[00:45:17] <arti> sed++
[00:45:13] <Bender> karma - awk: 3
[00:45:13] <crutchy> awk++
[00:45:07] <swiss> Python is acceptable for small tasks
[00:45:01] <swiss> C, some C++, and Golang please
[00:44:59] <arti> screw improving them, just make new ones
[00:44:54] <arti> swiss, nah we all have to come up with languages now
[00:44:48] <arti> whatever, it's a tool, and it does some cool stuff
[00:44:46] <swiss> can we go back to using good languages?
[00:44:15] <arti> look at this crap
[00:44:09] <arti> Get-Command -type cmdlet | Where {$_.Parameters.Containskey("Credential")} | Select-Object Name
[00:44:03] <Ethanol-fueled> Holy shit arti, that's a real dick-limpener.
[00:43:58] <swiss> MVC is also shit
[00:43:35] <arti> its like php and perl had a lovechild
[00:43:19] <arti> Get-WmiObject @splattable
[00:43:19] <arti> }
[00:43:18] <arti> $splattable['Credential'] = $admincheck
[00:43:17] <arti> {
[00:43:16] <arti> If ($admincheck -is [System.Management.Automation.PSCredential])
[00:43:16] <arti> $admincheck = Test-IsAdmin
[00:43:16] <arti> $splattable['Computername'] = 'server1'
[00:43:16] <arti> $splattable['Class'] = "Win32_OperatingSystem"
[00:43:16] <arti> $splattable = @{}
[00:42:18] <Ethanol-fueled> I like it because it lets idiots like me build usable shit fast
[00:42:08] <arti> yet another syntax to learn
[00:42:07] <swiss> I actually hate .NET as a whole
[00:41:51] <swiss> I hate c#
[00:41:41] <Ethanol-fueled> It's easy but in a freakish way.
[00:41:25] <Ethanol-fueled> It is, honestly.
[00:41:09] <swiss> because C# is disgusting
[00:40:56] <Ethanol-fueled> arti, why is powershell pig disgusting?
[00:39:38] <swiss> golang is developed by ken thompson
[00:39:20] <Ethanol-fueled> likes it up the ass, that is.
[00:39:19] <arti> pig disgusting would be the powershell crap
[00:39:01] * arti likes it
[00:38:58] <swiss> you can use more basic functions
[00:38:53] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahah, arti, like that pig-disgusting language apple just came out with?
[00:38:46] <swiss> nah
[00:38:37] <arti> "you do it our way!"
[00:38:30] <arti> so it's like the Apple of languages
[00:36:48] <swiss> they took all that stupid shit people built bad frameworks around, and made it standard in a "This is all you will need" way
[00:36:29] <swiss> that's why I really like Go
[00:36:20] <crutchy> ah
[00:36:18] <crutchy> there are too many frameworks and there's always a 'better' one just around the corner
[00:36:12] <swiss> crutchy: this is part of the default package with Go
[00:35:57] <swiss> 98 lines for my entire ingestion, storage, and writing engine
[00:35:51] * crutchy isn't a big fan of frameworks
[00:35:18] <Ethanol-fueled> Huh huh...he called it "nil"..huh huh, heh heh
[00:34:35] <swiss> http.ListenAndServer(":8080", nil)
[00:34:23] <swiss> then to get it on a port
[00:34:07] <swiss> well, first I call "http.HandleFunc("/", serverHandler), and then serverhandler just contains that line
[00:33:40] <swiss> go's webserver: http.ServeFile(rw, req, req.url.Path[1:])
[00:33:05] <arti> swiss likes it on the go
[00:32:53] <swiss> heh
[00:32:35] <crutchy> why do something in 3 lines of code when 15 will do?
[00:32:13] <swiss> that's how awesome it is
[00:32:03] <swiss> i'm serving my content with Go
[00:31:59] <swiss> i am not even using a standard webserver
[00:31:37] <crutchy> :d
[00:31:36] <swiss> lol
[00:31:34] <crutchy> cos its awesome
[00:31:24] <swiss> i don't understand the benefit
[00:31:22] <arti> all the cool kids do it that way
[00:31:12] <swiss> lol, why?
[00:31:02] <crutchy> swiss... join the dark side and use hidden iframes
[00:30:54] <swiss> we have quite a few more than that :X
[00:30:34] <swiss> oh
[00:30:31] <Ethanol-fueled> swiss: I've never worked for an organization larger than 200-ish people, so I don't know.
[00:30:15] <swiss> this is just a POC basically for my data ingestion and display engine
[00:29:58] <swiss> this isn't a smaller organization
[00:29:52] <swiss> lol
[00:29:36] <Ethanol-fueled> motherfuckers be lookin' at excel charts and graphs and gasping like cavemen who saw their first fire.
[00:29:00] <Ethanol-fueled> that's cool, swiss. Data visualization is still low-hanging fruit in smaller organizations.
[00:28:30] * arti begins drinking
[00:28:29] <swiss> yeah. I'm actually being fed the data from other systems, i just organize and display it
[00:28:28] <Ethanol-fueled> thups
[00:28:20] <arti> greeths ethanol
[00:28:08] <Ethanol-fueled> Nice.
[00:27:51] <arti> "Character flaw"
[00:27:49] <swiss> "Application owner no longer works here"
[00:27:42] <swiss> uh, stuff like "Missed their review date"
[00:27:34] <swiss> the pie chart shows the percentage for each reason
[00:27:22] <Ethanol-fueled> care to go into more detail?
[00:27:17] <swiss> click on the pie chart, lists the applications below along with the relevant info
[00:27:05] <swiss> Ethanol-fueled: displays applications that are out of compliance at my job
[00:26:43] <Ethanol-fueled> swiss: what does it do?
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[00:26:26] <swiss> json was the ONLY good thing that came from javascript
[00:26:02] <swiss> The only way i kept myself from feeling a need to shoot myself was to write it in Go
[00:25:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> swiss, nifty
[00:25:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know, if you get sent to the principal's office, the only thing making you go THERE is your own damned silliness.
[00:25:46] <swiss> i wrote an ajax application today
[00:25:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> flashback
[00:24:48] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, you're being disruptive. Go to the principal's office NOW.
[00:24:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> get your preachy ass out of my face and judge me on whether i know the material.
[00:24:10] <Ethanol-fueled> I can't imagine how bad it is now, with even more emphasis on pandering to the lowest common denominator.
[00:24:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck yes.
[00:23:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Slow, boring, and the worst are teachers with agendas.
[00:23:16] <Ethanol-fueled> I spend much of high school smoking weed and pinching my girlfriends braless nipples, when I was there at all. The only reason I graduated was because my dad was a teacher there.
[00:22:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahaha, I don't blame you buzzard.
[00:22:33] <monopoly> ^ 03404 Not Found
[00:22:32] <crutchy> hmm got a 404 @ http://logs.sylnt.us
[00:22:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> hell naw. i dropped out before graduating highschool and twice in college. i can't stand how slow school is.
[00:21:52] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, are you also going to school? I think you mentioned that awhile back
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[00:19:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> i blame it on being old.
[00:19:20] <crutchy> i hope it wasn't cheesy cola
[00:19:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> just boring coke. apparently i've forgotten how to drink from a can without having it dribble down my lip.
[00:18:55] <Ethanol-fueled> Um..yeah...Cola. Sweet and sticky. *Cough*
[00:18:39] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard...thick, milky white "cola" from spilling your "bottle" the wrong way before your climax?
[00:18:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> nice, haven't had this keyboard eight hours yet and already it's been kissed by cola
[00:18:01] <crutchy> ^mrcoolbp groans
[00:17:46] <mrcoolbp> oh boy.
[00:17:39] <crutchy> ciri makes my laptop wet
[00:17:03] <Ethanol-fueled> Provided its the right kind of wet.
[00:16:56] <mrcoolbp> those are dec for durability
[00:16:56] <crutchy> gigolo is an honest second job
[00:16:47] <Ethanol-fueled> (already told that story before) but needless to say they can get super-wet and not explode or be permanently damaged.
[00:16:21] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, the most reliable laptop I have abused was a toshiba.
[00:16:08] <crutchy> i think tecra may have been a more businessy laptop. i like the matte screen
[00:15:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Plus just got a new car and, you know, gotta eat.
[00:15:01] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy: I believe that line was marketed towards business customers.
[00:15:01] <mrcoolbp> add drunk-proofing for only $59.99!!
[00:14:48] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard: reluctance to spend money. I have to drop over 4 G's cash for tuition this fall, and only have 2 G's saved up
[00:14:44] <crutchy> they should market drunk-proof as a feature
[00:14:26] <crutchy> lol
[00:14:14] <crutchy> i can't bring myself to retire it
[00:14:12] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, it's a surprisingly reliable and Linux-friendly beast, as well as one that handles drunkenness (spills) well. It has both the touchpad and the "clit" mouse
[00:14:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> wouldn't too jewish mean you got a wicked good deal from your cousin?
[00:13:58] <crutchy> i'm the same with my toshiba tecra a2
[00:13:36] <Ethanol-fueled> School's starting soon and I was too Jewish to buy a new laptop....of course, when you have a laptop that you've had for almost a decade and it's still running strong, it's hard to just let it go
[00:13:17] <crutchy> ew. dell
[00:12:54] <Ethanol-fueled> Dell Latitude D600, installing Win XP/Linux for Dual-boot,
[00:12:27] <crutchy> what's the old laptop gunna be for Ethanol-fueled
[00:11:20] <Ethanol-fueled> Anglosphere in the hizzy
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[00:09:30] <Ethanol-fueled> are^
[00:09:29] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3bizznitch: Basically just the word Bitch with izz added to it. See also Shizznit
[00:09:27] <crutchy> ~define bizznitch
[00:09:25] <Ethanol-fueled> or chavs like female pikies?
[00:09:15] <crutchy> and baggy shoes
[00:08:58] <Ethanol-fueled> talks litalks like a leprechaun
[00:08:57] <crutchy> they like periwinkle blue caravans
[00:08:46] <Ethanol-fueled> we have a fucking irish pikie at work
[00:08:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[00:08:31] <mrcoolbp> er pikie
[00:08:28] <crutchy> lol bizznitch
[00:08:24] <mrcoolbp> Ethanol-Fueled: a pike is like an irish-british person with a thick accent or somethign
[00:08:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, I said it.
[00:08:16] <crutchy> yeah i think i remember he did too
[00:08:11] <Ethanol-fueled> settin up and old laptop, whch is gonna be a bizznitch.
[00:08:06] <crutchy> lol
[00:08:02] <mrcoolbp> = (
[00:07:59] <mrcoolbp> he said I could if he gets all roudy-like
[00:07:57] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm not drunken...YET.
[00:07:48] <mrcoolbp> curtchy, it's for Eth, not you
[00:07:43] <Ethanol-fueled> the fuck is a pike?
[00:07:34] <crutchy> aw
[00:07:24] <crutchy> lol
[00:07:20] * mrcoolbp readies his banhammer +78
[00:07:19] <crutchy> we're blaggin about fuckin pikies
[00:07:01] <Ethanol-fueled> 'Sup.
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[00:06:47] <crutchy> aye focker!
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[00:05:39] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: we mostly just use this channel
[00:05:10] <crutchy> #staff seems pretty quiet lately
[00:04:30] <crutchy> Mary Jar Jar Binks Smith
[00:04:11] <mrcoolbp> she shoulda' tried that
[00:04:02] <mrcoolbp> yeah no one cares about him
[00:03:52] <crutchy> jar jar binx would have probably been acceptable
[00:02:39] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: ^
[00:01:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - UK Woman Unable To Register Middle Name of "Skywalker" With Passport Office - http://sylnt.us - a-legal-name-is-not-enough