#Soylent | Logs for 2014-07-28

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[00:02:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Pirate Bay Opens Mobile Site - http://sylnt.us - ubiquitous-bay
[00:37:16] <chromas> Then the lawyers come, from the mobile-suit-gunned-'em dept
[00:37:31] <juggs> o.O
[00:38:11] * chromas runs from juggs' giant eye
[00:38:33] <juggs> there is no escape!! muaaaahaaaahaha
[00:38:49] * chromas also notices the Related Stories links have + after them that point to non-existing fragments
[00:39:20] <juggs> Bug it, if it isn't already ;)
[00:39:32] <chromas> No escape?! Nooooo!!23 Hey, wait; what if I give you this one ring?
[00:39:53] <juggs> hmm, let me see that ring....
[00:40:29] <chromas> I was wondering if the +s came from the integration of that greasemonkey script for expanding comments; I haven't really been paying attention so they may've been there awhile
[00:41:01] <juggs> what is this "+s" of which you speak?
[00:41:34] <chromas> Lord of the Rings on the Internet—Turn invisible with this one weird ring that makes Sauron mad!
[00:41:51] <chromas> or Sauron doesn't want you to konw about
[00:42:58] <juggs> and what are these mysterious links that link to non-existing fragments? I see two related stories on the Pirate Bay story... both seem linked up fine :/
[00:44:22] <chromas> They're little plusses after the titles
[00:44:41] <chromas> Story Title 25 comments [+]
[00:45:32] <juggs> Oh, I see those - they don't do anything for me though
[00:46:59] <juggs> oh hang on, the [+] seems to link back to the same article as already being viewed.... I may be tired, but what's the point in that?
[00:47:00] <chromas> That's 'cause there's no fragment title
[00:47:10] <chromas> dunno
[00:48:03] <chromas> That's why I thought it might be part of the JS they added. It's perhaps inserting +s but there's no comment or anything to expand
[00:48:27] <chromas> ooh, points; anyone need some trolls upmodded? :D
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[00:49:05] <juggs> When things don't work I always suspect my mad plugins are killing something. Seems not in this instance
[01:13:21] <arti> do you use seperate profiles to troubleshoot that?
[01:13:32] <arti> separate
[01:14:47] <juggs> nah, I fire up a different browser
[01:15:15] <arti> "hey this happens for me in firefox, does it happen for you too?" "try chrome!"
[01:15:21] juggs is now known as juggs|afk
[01:16:52] juggs|afk is now known as juggs
[01:20:54] <juggs> arti - the different browser is my 1st call as it is quicker than disabling all the plugin doodads or firing up a different profile. If the issue is the same in a different browser with no blocking or plugins, then it's most likely not an artifact of all the plugins. Sure if the issue is not evident in the other browser ~then~ I'll start messing with plugins to figure out which, if any, are causing the problem.
[01:23:44] <juggs> "just use another browser" would not be an acceptable answer.... well unless it's still the 90s
[01:32:23] <chromas> We should put a bewt viewed in IE 3 button on SN
[01:32:38] <chromas> ~define bewt
[01:32:39] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3bewt: Welsh slang word used for insulting someone, meaning something similar to idiot. Can be used as a friendly insult amongst friends, or used against someone you hate. Comes from South Wales.
[01:32:48] <arti> sounds about right
[01:33:00] <arti> model bewt controller
[01:33:26] <juggs> I thought it sounded more aussie - "she's a bewt"
[01:33:42] <juggs> Although I suppose that would b "beaut"
[01:34:03] <arti> maybe they can't do certain vowel sounds
[01:35:38] <juggs> ahh the joys of language and dialect
[01:36:11] <arti> "she's a bewt" sounds more canadian :P
[01:37:34] <juggs> ~shrugs~ what do I know - eh
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[01:57:56] <juggs> 0/ hola mrcoolbp - how's the swag and the recording / mixing coming along?
[02:01:24] <mrcoolbp__> juggs: I'm still at work, I'll be brief:
[02:01:35] <mrcoolbp__> waiting on a few things for the store
[02:01:47] <mrcoolbp__> it's on the way, maybe ready for launch in about a week.
[02:01:51] <chromas> hey that's a good idea—SN briefs
[02:01:57] <mrcoolbp__> (we had a few minor delays)
[02:02:07] <mrcoolbp__> chromas: I don't think they have those, but they have thongs
[02:02:29] <mrcoolbp__> juggs: and the album is getting it's final mastering run, then off to CDBaby for duplication and online distro
[02:02:32] <mrcoolbp__> that's about it
[02:02:38] * mrcoolbp__ goes back to work
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[02:04:14] <juggs> mrcoolbp__, I for one welcome your executive summaries :D
[02:04:44] <mrcoolbp__> = )
[02:08:31] <juggs> eep, reminds me - I have a cv and covering letter drivel to finesse for an application for a role providing more of the same PHB insanity. Uch, someone has to do it, I swear I'll be dead by 50.
[02:17:51] * juggs reads the job posting again - same old bingo - "follow the sun operation" (we outsourced this shit and we don't know why it's melting), "fast paced, dynamic, agile environment" (ya - you will work 80 hours a week whether you like it or not and all change is great because change - just make it change faster!).... perhaps I need to think on this.
[02:30:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - End Dawns for Europe's Space Cargo Delivery Role - http://sylnt.us - let-me-fly-far-away-from-here
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[03:11:55] <paulej72> I need a mysql guru
[03:12:13] * mrcoolbp__ runs away
[03:12:22] <mrcoolbp__> (I am not one)
[03:17:27] <arti> what are you attempting?
[03:17:37] * arti isn't a master but gets by
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[03:18:41] <paulej72> I need to rewrite the subscription mysql statements in https://github.com
[03:18:42] <monopoly> ^ 03slashcode/plugins/Subscribe/Static/Static.pm at c5956de0356ee3a4cc12f90a09ce7efe58a306d8 · SoylentNews/slashcode · ...
[03:19:23] <paulej72> this is the first one ub countTotalRenewingSubs {
[03:19:24] <paulej72> my($self) = @_;
[03:19:25] <paulej72> return scalar( @{
[03:19:27] <paulej72> $self->sqlSelectColArrayref(
[03:19:28] <paulej72> 'users_hits.uid, COUNT(*) AS c',
[03:19:30] <paulej72> 'users_hits LEFT JOIN subscribe_payments ON users_hits.uid = subscribe_payments.uid',
[03:19:31] <paulej72> 'hits_paidfor > 0',
[03:19:33] <paulej72> 'GROUP BY users_hits.uid HAVING c > 1'
[03:19:34] <paulej72> )
[03:19:35] <paulej72> } );
[03:19:36] <paulej72> }
[03:20:07] <arti> ok
[03:20:19] <arti> did the schema change?
[03:20:26] <paulej72> yes
[03:22:05] <arti> where is the new schema?
[03:22:12] * arti is noob with / stuff
[03:22:14] <paulej72> instead of counting pages we are setting an expiration date. dates that are not the default of 1970-01-01 are basically the same as hits_paidfor > 0.
[03:22:39] <paulej72> the new schema is not documented yet.
[03:24:01] <paulej72> subscriber_until is the new filed that is users_info. I think i have that one figured out. just had to start thing in mysql and not perl
[03:24:21] <juggs> paulej72, are you bastardising what was or rewriting?
[03:24:29] <arti> i understand, context switching is expensive
[03:24:40] <paulej72> user_hits gets changed to user_info
[03:24:41] <paulej72> juggs: yes and yes
[03:25:32] <juggs> paulej72, thanks for the clarification.
[03:25:36] <paulej72> juggs areas need rewitten, but others I am just bastardising if it wokss
[03:27:42] <juggs> paulej72, what's the time pressure on this? Surely ripping all out would be the clean way to go to make it most maintainable.
[03:28:49] <paulej72> time pressure is yesterday, and possibly, possibly not
[03:29:06] <juggs> ahhh
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[03:30:01] * juggs goes back to devising powerpoints to distract the upper beings from disturbing those that do
[03:30:22] <mrworkbp> paulej72: i don't want to pressure anyone on this
[03:31:16] <mrworkbp> paulej72: especially at the cost of maintaining good code on our book (especially in this area)
[03:48:38] <juggs> do it once, do it right and save yourselves from maintaining a rotting codebase for eternity :) I know, I'm an idealist :P
[03:53:21] <paulej72> most of slash is not bad code, so rewiting it to out situuation here makes sense.
[03:58:43] * mrworkbp goes home
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[04:05:24] <juggs> OK. The whole date handling stuff looks troublesome to the outsider. Stamping every page with a date-stamp rather than stamp every user with sub Y/N? I'm guessing there are less users than pages so that would be the way to go. But I'm a dinosaur :)
[04:10:48] * mrcoolbp arrives home
[04:12:03] * juggs think mrcoolbp is lucky to work so close to home
[04:13:52] * mrcoolbp is
[04:14:10] <mrcoolbp> my band jam space is close too, only way possible to do everything I do currently
[04:14:22] * mrcoolbp works ~60/week + SN + band
[04:17:14] <paulej72> OK the mysql stuff is not as scary as I thought. It is the same bacsic two queries with some other stuff added on.
[04:17:58] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: that's good news
[04:20:01] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: have you made any progress of note then?
[04:21:33] <paulej72> At the moment I can grant days of subscription as an admin, I have working preferences for hiding_subscription and the is subscribe code has been updated to use the new date format.
[04:22:40] <paulej72> What I am working on now is getting the emails working (low and expired sub). That requied rewiring the sql calls to use the new date system.
[04:25:40] <mrcoolbp> cool.
[04:26:34] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: when you have something worth hammering, contact martyb/bytram for testing, he's QA
[04:26:52] <arti> originally there was martya
[04:26:52] * mrcoolbp is thinking about promoting him to head of that team
[04:26:57] <arti> they were brothers
[04:27:04] <arti> the martya and martyb testers.
[04:28:01] <mrcoolbp> yes, sadly martya was assigned to the Manhatten Project
[04:28:04] <juggs> they were both lizards... I have the proof
[04:28:12] * mrcoolbp doesn't like to talk about it
[04:28:33] <arti> hhaha
[04:29:03] * mrcoolbp checks piwik stats
[04:29:50] <juggs> and....
[04:31:08] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: what is subscription cost? $20/year?
[04:31:25] <mrcoolbp> juggs: I'm doing some basic calcs
[04:32:03] <paulej72> I think that is what we are doing although it will be $20 for 365 days
[04:32:12] <mrcoolbp> sure
[04:32:17] <mrcoolbp> okay
[04:32:53] <paulej72> that way admins can grant 35 days of sub time to a user for a perk
[04:33:14] <mrcoolbp> cool
[04:33:59] <bryan> mrcoolbp: get your usb drive in the mail yet?
[04:34:02] <paulej72> you can look at the new sub page on dev: http://dev.soylentnews.org
[04:34:03] <ciri> 14Title(03UTF-8 14/ 03361.091ms.14)[1]: 03- Dev.SN User
[04:34:10] <mrcoolbp> k
[04:36:00] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: shall I ignore the "buy" section for now?
[04:36:35] <paulej72> yes i have not worked all the way through that section yet
[04:36:42] <mrcoolbp> okay then
[04:36:43] * mrcoolbp grants himself a dev subscription
[04:38:42] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: I granted myself 4 days (I think I deserve that at least)
[04:38:57] <paulej72> :)
[04:38:59] <mrcoolbp> = )
[04:40:23] <paulej72> the prefs on the bottom work as well (there is a cache problem that the settings do not show up when you hit save), but wil show up if you reload the page.
[04:40:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Trend Micro Caught Lying over Andriod Security - http://sylnt.us - pinch-of-salt
[04:42:32] <juggs> and so it begins
[04:43:03] * juggs goes to lie down
[04:43:17] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: my subscription ends 1970-01-05 UTC.
[04:43:34] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: paulej72: based on terrible late-night calcs, we'll be in the back in 1-2 months...
[04:43:43] <paulej72> did you reload the page
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[04:43:52] <mrcoolbp> yeah
[04:43:56] <paulej72> crap my code is shit
[04:44:22] <paulej72> need to add the days from today if the date is in the past
[04:44:56] <mrcoolbp> We'll likely be in the black, but it appears we won't be able to hire a full-time staff memeber based on my calcs here
[04:45:13] <mrcoolbp> not yet anyway
[04:45:22] <mrcoolbp> But being in the black would be good
[04:45:43] <paulej72> or I could be a prick like most mainteance contracts and you have to pay up your subscription to today first before adding on :)
[04:45:59] <mrcoolbp> I'm fine with that
[04:46:15] <mrcoolbp> pay upfront for a year
[04:46:27] <paulej72> 44 * 20 is what now
[04:46:40] <mrcoolbp> 880
[04:47:21] <mrcoolbp> where are you getting 44?
[04:47:39] <paulej72> that is what each user would need to pay under the maintenacne mode model to get a new sub since all of the dates default to 1970
[04:48:15] * mrcoolbp understands about 64% of that
[04:49:35] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: we'll need to add a link to "Subscription" on the left nav-slashbox under: "you"
[04:50:03] <stderr> paulej72: It's hardly fair to pay for the first 43 years where SoylentNews wasn't around.
[04:50:24] <paulej72> :)
[04:50:28] <mrcoolbp> stderr: comeon, I thought you were dedicated to this project = )
[04:50:46] <stderr> mrcoolbp: HA! Not at all...
[04:50:53] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: when does the next code-deploy-to-prod drop?
[04:51:03] <mrcoolbp> stderr: not meant as a jab mind you = )
[04:51:23] <stderr> Hmm, make that the first 44 years... (Damn, off-by-one error...)
[04:51:25] <paulej72> mrcoolbp: not until we have the subscription code working
[04:52:09] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: when was it *supposed* to drop?
[04:52:28] <mrcoolbp> Aug 1?
[04:52:44] <paulej72> Aug 1, but that is a firday and I will need the weekend for this
[04:52:50] <mrcoolbp> yes
[04:53:01] <stderr> Just drop it... :-)
[04:53:15] * mrcoolbp holds tightly trying not to drop it
[04:53:33] <stderr> mrcoolbp: Drop it like it's hot?
[04:53:38] <mrcoolbp> yes
[04:53:45] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: I think we'll have the store go-live status in 7-10 days
[04:53:58] <mrcoolbp> that is beyond my original estimate by over a week
[04:54:09] <paulej72> shit happens :)
[04:54:20] <mrcoolbp> but, we are changing gears a bit and gunning for zazzle rather then CafePress
[04:54:49] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: so they may both be ready around similar times
[04:55:11] <paulej72> probably
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[04:55:36] <mrcoolbp> anyway, I'll leave you alone, thanks for the updates, gotta work tomorrow you see
[04:56:14] <bryan> mrcoolbp: get your usb drive in the mail yet?
[04:56:21] <mrcoolbp> bryan: hellz yah
[04:56:29] <bryan> cool cool
[04:56:40] <mrcoolbp> bryan, don't be offended, but I loaded all my SN stuff on it as another backup
[04:56:43] <mrcoolbp> = )
[04:56:50] <bryan> hehe
[04:56:52] <mrcoolbp> bryan: it's fucking slick by the way
[04:57:02] * mrcoolbp holds his precious
[04:58:08] <SirFinkus> mrcoolbp: https://www.youtube.com
[04:58:09] <monopoly> ^ 03TESSERACT - Altered State (Full Album Stream) - YouTube
[04:58:13] <SirFinkus> I like the new strings btw
[04:58:40] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus: shoulda told ya, I like "Elixir Nanoweb"
[04:59:06] <mrcoolbp> they are lubed up and protected against the horrible elements I subject my guitar to
[04:59:11] * mrcoolbp plays the video
[04:59:12] <SirFinkus> lol they look like a pack of rubbers
[04:59:55] <SirFinkus> got some D'Addarios
[05:00:07] <mrcoolbp> those are "deace"
[05:00:13] <mrcoolbp> coated?
[05:00:24] <SirFinkus> naw, just the nickle wound
[05:00:28] <mrcoolbp> sure.
[05:00:35] * mrcoolbp likes coated
[05:00:36] <stderr> Hmm... 1) Make a news site. 2) Get a bunch of USB sticks. 3) Fill USB sticks with spyware. 4) Send USB sticks to "loyal users". 5) PROFIT!!!
[05:00:50] <stderr> bryan: BTW: Thanks again for the USB stick. :-)
[05:00:56] <mrcoolbp> stderr: I don't know what you- NO CARRIER
[05:01:01] <SirFinkus> yeah, I'll give them a try next, still trying stuff
[05:01:05] <SirFinkus> I do like the thicker strings
[05:01:08] <bryan> stderr: np
[05:01:18] <SirFinkus> and the ernie ball ones I got earlier were shit
[05:01:38] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus: try the coated, sliding around is nicer without the fret lube stuff
[05:01:48] <mrcoolbp> they last a while too if you don't break them
[05:02:02] * mrcoolbp always likes coated on his acoustics especially
[05:02:12] <SirFinkus> yeah, I will once these ones go bad or break
[05:02:13] <paulej72> mrcoolbp: try to grant yourself pages
[05:02:16] <mrcoolbp> k
[05:02:49] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: I only see "subscription days"
[05:02:55] <mrcoolbp> (not pages)
[05:03:19] <paulej72> days i mean, pages was the old lingo sorry
[05:03:22] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus: you better. Or else
[05:03:25] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: k
[05:03:39] * mrcoolbp grants 6 more days
[05:03:53] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: Your subsrciption ends 2014-08-01 UTC.
[05:04:05] <paulej72> refresh
[05:04:16] <mrcoolbp> Your subsrciption ends 2014-08-07 UTC.
[05:04:16] <SirFinkus> I actually like the strings that came on the guitar the best, go figure
[05:04:29] <mrcoolbp> lol
[05:04:54] <SirFinkus> probably because they were installed by someone who knew what they were doing
[05:05:02] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: "Your subsrciption ends 2014-08-07 UTC."
[05:05:11] <mrcoolbp> 1+6 = 7
[05:05:14] <mrcoolbp> nice
[05:06:09] <mrcoolbp> paulej72 July 28 + 4 = Aug 1 + 6 = Aug 7
[05:06:13] <mrcoolbp> perfect
[05:07:09] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus: let's see a pic of your string-job
[05:07:23] <mrcoolbp> (just the headstock)
[05:07:35] <SirFinkus> I would, but I don't have a camera
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[05:07:59] <SirFinkus> phone one broke ages ago
[05:08:02] <paulej72> mrcoolbp: but the orginal 4 should not have been added in after I updated to code, unless slash replayed some cached shit
[05:08:19] <mrcoolbp> not sure paulej72
[05:08:32] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus: I can give pointers if you figure that out, or we can vid-chat or something = )
[05:08:40] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: gonna head to bed though
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[05:08:44] <SirFinkus> I'm pretty sure it's strung correctly now, I just need to learn how much slack to leave with the first wind
[05:08:53] <SirFinkus> thanks mrcoolbp
[05:09:11] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus depends slightly on the guitar, but my 15year exp might be of use
[05:09:16] <mrcoolbp> Sir
[05:09:21] <mrcoolbp> SifFinkus: n[p
[05:09:27] * mrcoolbp is tired apparently
[05:09:30] <SirFinkus> lol
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[05:09:45] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus, paulej72: g'night guys
[05:09:49] <SirFinkus> night
[05:10:06] <paulej72> mrcoolbp: good night
[05:10:10] <mrcoolbp> = )
[05:10:14] * mrcoolbp heads off
[05:13:33] <paulej72> that probably hurts, mine is firmly attached to my neck
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[06:10:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Trend Micro Caught Lying over Android Security - http://sylnt.us - pinch-of-salt
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[06:23:11] * SirFinkus is drinking canned beer
[06:23:15] <SirFinkus> a novelty for me
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[06:29:07] <crutchy_> does ciri respond to joins now too?
[06:29:39] <chromas> Did it pm you or something?
[06:29:53] <crutchy_> ~translate en wie gehts?
[06:29:54] <exec> [google translate] wie gehts? (auto -> en): how are you?
[06:30:01] <crutchy_> oh
[06:30:22] <chromas> maybe arti'a being sneaky
[06:30:22] <crutchy_> I got notices in here and #
[06:30:30] <chromas> like this
[06:30:39] <chromas> /sayto crutchy_ hey!
[06:31:00] <crutchy_> cows eat hay
[06:31:24] <crutchy_> they turn it into porridge
[06:31:41] <chromas> milk--
[06:31:41] <Bender> karma - milk: -2
[06:32:07] <crutchy_> not in milk. in drool
[06:32:17] <crutchy_> porridge drool
[06:32:29] <chromas> drool's good
[06:33:10] <chromas> Despite being surrounded by farms, I don't know a lot about them, other than they keep being replaced by housing developments and vineyard
[06:33:11] <chromas> s
[06:33:36] * arti o.o
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[06:34:26] <arti> my cunning plan was foiled
[06:34:38] <crutchy_> I was thinking about having a crack at a meeting script for exec. that auto generates minutes on the wiki and has voting
[06:34:50] <chromas> That would be swell, sir
[06:34:59] <arti> do they have to be registered to vote?
[06:35:10] <arti> or could they sneak across the border and do it?
[06:35:11] <chromas> The crack?
[06:35:20] <chromas> oh minutes
[06:35:22] <crutchy_> seemed like might be fun when I thought of it at work
[06:35:30] <chromas> oh shit no
[06:35:31] * arti often thinks of 'fun' things when working
[06:35:40] <chromas> If you thought of it at work then it's work property
[06:35:51] <chromas> same with porn
[06:35:51] <arti> "wouldn't it be fun to see how far i can hurl this printer?"
[06:35:58] <crutchy_> lol im not a paid software fag
[06:36:01] <arti> "WHAT ARE YOU DOING"
[06:36:03] <crutchy_> lol
[06:36:03] <arti> "i'm working!"
[06:36:24] <arti> you should totally print out ascii pron at work
[06:36:40] <crutchy_> "we own the rights to you throwing the printer"
[06:36:48] <chromas> rot13 it so nobody knows
[06:37:07] <arti> "...and that's why we don't have a printer out here anymore"
[06:37:17] <arti> ^- /ralph
[06:37:47] <SirFinkus> when I was a boy, we'd trade ascii porn printed out on dot matrix printers
[06:38:03] <SirFinkus> I'd spend all night with one time pads, a pencil, and sheet of graph paper
[06:39:07] <crutchy_> when real women werent required to create porn
[06:39:24] <chromas> Damn our raised expectations
[06:39:36] <crutchy_> duke_nukem++
[06:39:36] <Bender> karma - duke_nukem: 1
[06:39:51] <chromas> duke_nukem++
[06:39:51] <Bender> karma - duke_nukem: 2
[06:40:03] <SirFinkus> the Japanese are working on the "real women" part, we've gone full circle
[06:40:42] <chromas> Do they come with tentacles? They can have USB and Firewire and stuff
[06:40:44] <crutchy_> I saw a robot made in japan in a youtube that looked so real it was creepy
[06:40:52] <SirFinkus> nsfw https://www.youtube.com
[06:40:52] <monopoly> ^ 03VR TENGA DEMO (1): Oculus Rift＋Novint Falcon＋TENGA - YouTube
[06:41:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Jolly Good Fellowes Accuse Warners of Happy Birthday Copyfraud - http://sylnt.us - get-your-popcorn-ready-now
[06:41:05] <arti> crutchy, the giant gundam sculpture thing?
[06:41:43] <arti> YES
[06:41:52] <chromas> that's no good; the motion doesn't match the animation
[06:42:01] <arti> they repurposed the mouse thing right?
[06:42:06] <chromas> plus it just errored half-way through. I guess I have to leave and come again
[06:42:14] <arti> isn't that one of those input devices that looks like the "handle" of the gun
[06:42:19] <arti> force feedback
[06:42:21] <SirFinkus> but that's a solved problem chromas
[06:42:26] <SirFinkus> we have the technology
[06:42:31] <arti> 6th day!
[06:42:45] <SirFinkus> yeah, the novint falcon
[06:42:48] <crutchy_> err. that doesnt ring a bell. I wad prolly wondering where the clit mouse was
[06:42:50] <SirFinkus> actually kind of neat
[06:43:13] <SirFinkus> I've also seen it used with another "attachment" for the ladies
[06:43:20] <SirFinkus> but they took that off youtube for some reason
[06:43:21] <arti> the movie 6th day had a thing like that
[06:43:23] <SirFinkus> go figure
[06:43:30] * chromas demands a real demo where the guy fully participates
[06:43:30] <arti> but beheadings are totally legit
[06:43:47] <arti> http://www.easylife.org
[06:43:47] <ciri> 14Title(03iso8859-1 14/ 03643.575ms.14)[0]: 03FuckU-FuckMe. Changing the feel of communication.
[06:44:08] <chromas> haha, half-height drives
[06:44:23] <arti> that's like 3x multiplier for vintage reference
[06:45:05] <chromas> need full height for dvda
[06:45:34] <chromas> (points lost)
[06:46:47] * chromas wonders what would happen if that device wasn't year-2000 compliant
[06:48:28] <arti> found it! https://www.youtube.com
[06:48:28] <monopoly> ^ 03The 6th Day (part 6) - YouTube
[06:48:55] <chromas> Never seen that
[06:49:30] <chromas> I do remember something where people could record feelings and stuff and play them back to other people and they did sexual experiments and stuff. Then I think someone died and anybody who played the recording of it died too
[06:49:48] <arti> we call this recursion in the matrix
[06:50:00] <chromas> And then there was a similar thing but softcore porn
[06:50:07] <arti> did you ever play softporn?
[06:50:22] <arti> basically cli lsl
[06:51:06] * chromas doesn't know what that is
[06:51:26] * arti sets mode -terse
[06:51:29] <arti> leisure suit larry
[06:51:32] <chromas> oh!
[06:51:54] <chromas> No, someone gave me a copy of an lsl game once but it wouldn't run
[06:52:00] <arti> !
[06:52:12] <arti> sierra online in its heyday
[06:52:40] <chromas> but up until 1996 or so I was stuck on a 286
[06:52:56] <arti> were you like flynn inside the computer?
[06:53:06] <chromas> Mmm, 12MHz
[06:55:30] <chromas> It was supposed to be a home business thing with a Watson voice modem and whoever set it up put multiple copies of some of the software all over the harddrive. "Oh, well, this wants this program, let's just put it here too"
[06:56:03] <ar> 12MHz
[06:56:05] <ar> huh
[06:56:43] * chromas now remembers ascii golf, Quattro (before Pro) and PC-WRITE
[06:57:02] <arti> ar just got at a chubby
[06:57:08] <arti> :|
[06:57:24] <chromas> yeah I know 12 MHZ isn't that old. Well, we also had a TRS-80 model 4
[06:57:43] <chromas> With LeScript burned into the screen
[06:58:01] <arti> hahaha
[06:58:13] <crutchy_> what was the c64? I had that through most of my childhood
[06:58:36] <crutchy_> even when my friends were starting to get 386s
[06:58:41] <chromas> oh yeah, I had one of those too, but without the programming docs or tape drive
[06:59:20] <crutchy_> hmm think we had the amiga 500 when I was in high school
[06:59:23] <chromas> 1MHz according to the net
[06:59:28] <arti> nice
[06:59:39] <arti> 1mhz, mine some 'coin with that
[06:59:50] <crutchy_> amiga was a nice machine
[07:00:07] <ar> arti: "got a chubby"?
[07:00:13] <chromas> I saw an Amiga 500 at the local SDA tv station. One of the people said they used it for master control but the web says they didn't do video stuff or something
[07:00:15] <crutchy_> lol
[07:00:36] <crutchy_> ~define get a chubby
[07:00:43] <arti> ~define chubby
[07:00:43] <chromas> nostalgia_boner++
[07:00:43] <Bender> karma - nostalgia_boner: 1
[07:00:43] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3chubby: what guys get in the morning, not a real hard on, but BIGGER than normal
[07:00:47] <exec> [stoacademy] 3get a chubby: AoE - Area of Effect
[07:00:52] <ar> oh
[07:00:53] <chromas> ooh
[07:00:56] <chromas> two results
[07:00:59] <chromas> oh
[07:01:04] <arti> two queries one term!
[07:01:06] <crutchy_> mine was slow
[07:01:08] <ar> that reminds me
[07:01:09] <ar> coffee--
[07:01:09] <Bender> karma - coffee: 469
[07:01:11] <SirFinkus> Christ, smegma is disgusting. Pulled my dad's skin back today and there was enough feta in there for a fucking greek wedding.
[07:01:16] <arti> crutchy, it's alright, just relax it'll happen
[07:01:17] <SirFinkus> oops, wrong channel
[07:01:23] <crutchy_> dayam
[07:01:30] <chromas> SirFinkus: are you EF under-cover?
[07:01:31] <crutchy_> tmi much?
[07:01:49] <SirFinkus> I'm not EF yet, but I'm about to grab another beer
[07:02:10] <chromas> Plus you'd have to go down south
[07:02:10] * crutchy_ needs viagra to get his chubby defined
[07:02:15] <chromas> You know, where the smegma is
[07:02:16] * arti went the oreo cookie route with magic butter
[07:02:29] <chromas> ~define magic butter
[07:02:30] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3magic butter: Butter with weed in it
[07:02:45] <arti> i'll take trivia for $300
[07:02:47] * chromas ruined it
[07:02:49] <crutchy_> urbandictionary++
[07:02:49] <Bender> karma - urbandictionary: 2
[07:02:53] * SirFinkus wishes Jiminy Glick was still a thing
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[07:05:20] <chromas> Whatever happened to triviabot?
[07:05:38] <arti> we can play who said it :D
[07:06:25] <chromas> I probably won't score much. Just like real life! :D
[07:06:55] <chromas> oh and we can cheat with $ddg and !google and ~define
[07:07:19] <arti> got a mad lib script
[07:13:10] <SirFinkus> badum tish
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[07:17:01] <KonomiNetbook> oh hi crutchy ;p
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[07:21:58] <crutchy> hi KonomiNetbook ;-)
[07:22:34] <crutchy> long day today :-/
[07:22:41] <crutchy> how is evyone?
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[07:25:03] <Konomi> I'm okay ;p
[07:27:37] <Popeidol> do you actually wink with your tongue out?
[07:27:45] <Popeidol> because I think that might be kind of weird
[07:27:46] <Konomi> totally
[07:27:57] <Popeidol> to the point I just tested it out at my desk
[07:28:00] <Konomi> irc never has any sort of weird on it righr right
[07:28:27] <Popeidol> it doesn't feel quite right
[07:30:14] <Popeidol> let me find the receptionist and see how she feels about it
[07:33:11] <crutchy> one with a short dress
[07:36:44] <Popeidol> she seemed confused by what I was trying to convey
[07:37:06] <Konomi> points for messing with your coworkers minds
[07:37:29] <crutchy> blondes++
[07:37:29] <Bender> karma - blondes: 1
[07:37:46] <Konomi> stereotypes++
[07:37:46] <Bender> karma - stereotypes: 1
[07:38:28] <crutchy> shovanist_bogans++
[07:38:28] <Bender> karma - shovanist_bogans: 1
[07:38:41] <chromas> Mmm, shoving
[07:38:54] <chromas> But it's true; none of the tards I know are blonde
[07:38:57] <Konomi> yeah um crutchy you totally fucked up the spelling of that word
[07:39:13] <Konomi> https://en.wikipedia.org
[07:39:15] <monopoly> ^ 04Wiki: 03Chauvinism: Chauvinism, in its original meaning, is an exaggerated patriotism and a belligerent belief in national superiority and glory.[1] Its eponym is a seemingly apocryphal[2] French soldier Nicolas Chauvin, who was badly wounded in the Napoleo...
[07:39:15] <crutchy> h_r_shove_n_stuff++
[07:39:15] <Bender> karma - h_r_shove_n_stuff: 1
[07:39:19] <Popeidol> shovelist_bogans++
[07:39:19] <Bender> karma - shovelist_bogans: 1
[07:39:25] <crutchy> lol
[07:39:31] <Konomi> crutchy_spelling++
[07:39:31] <Bender> karma - crutchy_spelling: 1
[07:39:56] <crutchy> i was using my wrong english
[07:40:10] <Konomi> left your right english at home?
[07:40:19] <SirFinkus> I love it when people misuse chauvinism
[07:40:21] <SirFinkus> the word
[07:40:29] <crutchy> its having relations with the left one
[07:40:29] <Konomi> did your right english try to imprission some asylum seekers by any chance?
[07:43:26] <crutchy> there impressioned on a eyelan
[07:44:30] <crutchy> gord. lirn howe too spel Konomi
[07:47:13] <crutchy> shovelist_bogans++
[07:47:14] <Bender> karma - shovelist_bogans: 2
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[08:30:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Elon Musk Donates $1,000,000 to Tesla Museum and Will Build a Tesla Supercharger Station Onsite - http://sylnt.us - ask-and-ye-shall-receive
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[09:48:35] <Konomi> god I want to throw this laptop down a flight of stairs
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[10:11:03] <chromas> horseradish--
[10:11:03] <Bender> karma - horseradish: -1
[10:29:39] <chromas> Bender: no posts, good sir?
[10:30:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Feathered Flock Fluidity Finally Figured - http://sylnt.us - flapping-fantastic
[10:31:39] <chromas> Bender: s/ l/ /
[10:31:53] <chromas> Bender: s/fl/f/
[10:31:53] <SedBot2> <chromas> <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Feathered Flock Fluidity Finally Figured - http://sylnt.us - fapping-fantastic
[10:32:00] <crutchy> now now bender... this is not the channel to be discussing flaps
[10:32:30] <chromas> Bender, are you flapping on in there?
[10:32:40] <crutchy> especially in the same sentence as so many f words
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[12:36:09] <Bytram> g'morning all!
[12:36:24] <Bytram> any developers in the 'house'?
[12:36:47] <Bytram> okay, checking #dev
[12:37:35] <crutchy> troll #1 standing by
[12:37:39] <crutchy> :-d
[12:38:33] <Bytram> g'day!
[12:39:06] <Bytram> just saw something wierd on story/comment dates on dev.soylentnews.org ... gave details in #dev
[12:39:25] <Bytram> crutchy: don't have long as I needs to get ready for the day job, but how's things?
[12:39:30] <Bytram> ~weather crutchy
[12:39:33] <exec> weather for 10Morwell (latrobe Valley Airport), VIC, Australia at 2014-07-28 11:00:00 (UTC) ~ 1.7 hrs ago:
[12:39:34] <exec> temp: 1048.6°F (9.2°C), dp: 1041.4°F (5.2°C), press: 101012.1 mb (0.7 mb over 3 hrs), humid: 1076%, wind: 106 mph (9.6 km/h) @ 10310°
[12:39:43] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[12:39:44] <monopoly> ^ 03Family Guy - Blue Harvest - Standing By - YouTube
[12:39:57] <crutchy> not too bad
[12:39:57] <Bytram> oooh... looks like it's warming up a little for ya!
[12:40:07] <crutchy> lol
[12:40:15] <Bytram> was wondering if you had any questions on regexps?
[12:40:23] <crutchy> i'm working on a meeting minutes script
[12:40:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Fossils Suggest all Dinosaurs had Feathers - http://sylnt.us - feathered-overlords
[12:40:37] <Bytram> interesting.
[12:40:54] <crutchy> tbh haven't thought much about regexps. my dad is in hospital atm
[12:41:04] <Bytram> I would suggest that it provide assistance, rather than control, if you know what I mean?
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[12:41:12] <crutchy> definitely
[12:41:33] <crutchy> its mainly for automating the generation/publishing of minutes on a wiki page
[12:41:43] <Bytram> nod nod
[12:42:28] <crutchy> might take a couple of days to work out the kinks anyway
[12:42:31] <crutchy> how you been?
[12:42:39] <Bytram> I'm trying to think of some *syntax* that can flag what is being done and use that as a trigger for what next is permitted/recommended as well as to facilitate extracting salient bits of info from the log
[12:42:59] <Bytram> right now it's mostly a thought experiement
[12:43:11] <crutchy> from the irc log?
[12:43:15] <Bytram> did you see my posting to the wiki with a suggestion on how to run Board Meetings?
[12:43:18] <Bytram> nod nod
[12:43:31] <crutchy> err no i didn't
[12:43:38] * crutchy opens browser
[12:44:10] <Bytram> e.g. foo: motion # We should ban use crutchy from sn for one day, commencing next week. #
[12:44:21] <crutchy> this page: http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[12:44:24] <ciri> 14Title(03"UTF-8 14/ 03392.037ms. 14/ 12http://wiki.soylentnews.org/wiki/Board_Meetings_Rules_of_Order14 )[0]: 03Board Meetings Rules of Order - SoylentNews
[12:44:28] <Bytram> that would lead to an option for # discussion #
[12:44:46] <Bytram> and that in turn would sequentially lead to an option to table or vote
[12:44:48] <Bytram> etc.
[12:44:53] <Bytram> that's the place
[12:45:10] <crutchy> i was thinking about a voting mechanism for this script. haven't included it yet
[12:45:32] <Bytram> I looked at it too long while *writing* it, I need someone to look it over and role play with it and see if there are any *obvious* deficiencies.
[12:45:48] <crutchy> was going to make it fairly flexible (a few options for yay/nay)
[12:46:01] <Bytram> as it now stands, we have 3 board members... vote tallying is pretty easy atm. =)
[12:46:38] <crutchy> i'm happy to help. i'm trolling this joint most days anyway. might as well make myself useful
[12:47:06] <Bytram> but flagging in the log, what the motion was, and what the result of voting was, in an automated fashion, would be simplified if we had "sentinel" values to look for and trigger from.
[12:47:51] <Bytram> just thinking out loud, but maybe something like bracketting meeting "actions" with # symbols?
[12:48:01] <Bytram> e.g. #motion# text of the motion
[12:48:09] <Bytram> #vote# aye
[12:48:14] <Bytram> #vote# nay
[12:48:19] <crutchy> i was thinking of keeping tabs of motions/votes real time and publishing them in a separate section of the generated wiki page
[12:48:28] <crutchy> yeah something like that
[12:48:39] <crutchy> not necessarily any trigger needed
[12:48:46] <Bytram> I don't see the use in that, anyone can just follow along on IRC
[12:49:02] <Bytram> hmmm, can a nick start with a punctuation character?
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[12:49:16] <_> yup :-D
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[12:49:28] <Bytram> hmmm, I could NOT use a # character to start my nick
[12:49:46] <crutchy> channels can also start with @
[12:49:56] <crutchy> (but not registered with CS)
[12:50:00] <Bytram> btw, one other thought is that the person who is running the meeting is NOT important; everything should be addressed to the "Chair"
[12:50:14] <Bytram> chair: motion to adjourn.
[12:50:26] <Bytram> hmm, too early in the morning to think straight.
[12:50:36] <Bytram> I'd forgotten about that.
[12:50:45] <crutchy> i was going to add a chair feature, but include a handover function is the chair has to leave
[12:50:55] <crutchy> *if
[12:51:04] <Bytram> that is key... it's the *position/role* not the person.
[12:51:30] <Bytram> ok, would love to chat... gotta get ready for the day.
[12:51:35] <crutchy> the first chair would be the initiator of the meeting command
[12:51:38] <crutchy> np
[12:51:40] <Bytram> will check back in before I go
[12:51:41] <crutchy> haf fun
[12:51:52] <crutchy> i'll start scribbling some wiki notes
[12:51:57] <crutchy> somewhere
[12:51:58] <Bytram> that's the general idea; the chair takes on the nick and runs things;
[12:52:11] <Bytram> and *guides* things from there.
[12:52:27] <Bytram> some laxity is permitted so long as things are moving ahead and making progress
[12:52:48] <Bytram> if things start degenerating, the chair can call things back to order and be more 'formal'
[12:52:54] <crutchy> bit of color from the bot just to break things up a bit (but excluded from log)
[12:53:08] <Bytram> so, guide, don't dominate/control unless *necessary*
[12:53:47] <Bytram> given the bunch we have now, I don't see that as being an issue, but trying to plan ahead for what might be a problem in the future and try to set reasonable precedents
[12:53:59] <crutchy> could be one of those evolving things
[12:54:21] <Bytram> btw, if you see TheMightyBuzzard or paulej72 or any other dev, please have em take a look at my comments I just posted a few minutes ago on #dev
[12:54:23] <Bytram> thanks!
[12:54:23] <crutchy> i'll work on a proof of concept that can be pilfered if useful
[12:54:28] <Bytram> nod nod
[12:54:32] <crutchy> oky dokes
[12:54:40] <Bytram> ok gtg; nice 'seeing' ya again!!
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[12:54:51] <crutchy> you too matey
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[13:37:37] <crutchy> sedbot
[13:37:37] * SedBot2 is a 53-line awk script, https://github.com
[13:50:55] <LaminatorX> !help
[13:50:55] <Bender> documentation for jsonbot can be found at http://jsonbot.org
[13:50:59] <Bender> see !list for loaded plugins and "!help plugin" for help on the plugin.
[13:51:57] <crutchy> what's up LaminatorX?
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[13:53:37] <LaminatorX> I'm in the office, answering emails. Fortunately, they pay me for it.
[13:53:56] <crutchy> handy that
[13:54:34] * crutchy doesn't enjoy reading emails in his job let alone replying to them :-/
[13:55:00] <LaminatorX> Oh hey, I just got ordered to put an illegal political spot on the air. If I had any savings, I'd resign.
[13:55:34] <crutchy> on the air?
[13:55:51] <crutchy> as in radio?
[13:56:20] <LaminatorX> Well, air is figurative in this case: cable television.
[13:56:28] <crutchy> ah
[13:56:37] <crutchy> video killed the radio star
[13:57:31] <LaminatorX> Federal Election Campaign Act says a paid-for notice needs to be four seconds, this one only has two. VP only cares about lost revenue.
[13:58:55] <crutchy> more brainwashing material can be crammed into those precious 2 sec
[13:59:16] <mechanicjay> play it twice?
[13:59:45] <crutchy> nobody cares about those informative paid-for-notices... they don't help bring in campaign contributions
[14:00:16] <LaminatorX> I've informed my supervisor I'm running it under protest, and printed out hardcopies of the VP's email.
[14:01:27] <crutchy> forward it to alex jones :-d
[14:02:39] <crutchy> i think that guy might be cookoo but he apparently has enough listeners to make larry king drool
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[14:02:59] <LaminatorX> Few situations benefit from additional crazy.
[14:03:47] <LaminatorX> I'm looking for other work. When I find some, they'll get a resignation in protest rather than two weeks notice.
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[14:30:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Frequency of Back Doors in Internet Explorer Doubling - http://sylnt.us - wide-open-spaces
[14:34:54] <crutchy> all these dropouts seems curious
[14:37:49] <crutchy> do people still use IE?
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[15:41:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Groklaw Stirs from its Deep Sleep - http://sylnt.us - a-rousing-cheer-for-pj-and-associates
[15:51:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Engineers Design a Pure Lithium Anode - http://sylnt.us
[16:34:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[16:34:30] <Bender> karma - coffee: 470
[16:37:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com
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[16:58:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> no love for that 6.5lb largemouth?
[17:00:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cop Shoots Drunk Man Dead After Forcing Him to Drive a Car - http://sylnt.us - age-of-ubiquitous-video
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[17:31:20] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: for shame! A missed opportunity!
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[17:32:10] <chromas> Stand with the fish in the same pose as what's on your shirt
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[17:32:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> doh! i should have.
[17:33:54] <chromas> On the other hand, nice whiskers
[17:34:05] <chromas> Beards++
[17:34:05] <Bender> karma - beards: 1
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[17:38:27] <arti> nice fish
[17:40:06] <LaminatorX> Where's you catch it, TheMightyBuzzard?
[17:40:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> arbuckle lake. off the ramp that goes down to the fishing dock.
[17:41:09] <arti> i'm alawys amazed when someone catches something big after i've been trolling
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[17:44:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> man i never get a damned thing trolling
[17:45:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> i have not the knack
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[17:49:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> that was off a perch i fished up for bait and dropped about 10' out from the bank and 6' down below the surface.
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[18:11:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tor a Safe Haven for Victims of Cyberstalking - http://sylnt.us - morality-tech
[18:25:30] <chromas> Or just stop posting everything to faceboob
[18:25:31] <Landon> ho boy, just ordered a sewing machine
[18:25:38] <Landon> time to go off the grid for good
[18:25:50] <Landon> my only human contact will be at farmers markets and fabric stores
[18:25:51] <arti> sew sweet
[18:26:00] <arti> landon homespun
[18:27:24] <Landon> while we're on this topic, here's my latest attempt at executing the language known as "knitting patterns" http://i.imgur.com
[18:27:25] <ciri> 14Title(03iso8859-1 14/ 03245.125ms.14)[0]: 0314Image (03image/jpeg14). Size: 0316.001Kb14.
[18:27:43] <Landon> dang ol screwed it up about halfway through, hard to correct
[18:29:11] <arti> hey its a start
[18:29:20] <arti> i'd write a script to do that :P
[18:29:22] <chromas> SoylentDoilies
[18:29:44] <mechanicjay> Landon: I just spent two weeks visiting family across the midwest. Was mostly off line for it. I was ready to not come back.
[18:31:18] <Landon> chromas: blanket*
[18:32:08] <chromas> Ah, fooled by the circle
[18:33:12] <SirFinkus> I come back and people are knitting?
[18:33:24] <arti> they knitty gritty
[18:37:03] <Landon> yeah it's a pinwheel blanket
[18:37:08] <Landon> interesting, can just keep expanding out
[18:37:13] <Landon> but lawdy it was a pain to get started
[18:37:19] <SirFinkus> fancy
[18:37:50] * SirFinkus would have made a goatse one
[18:38:15] <SirFinkus> subtle goatse though
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[18:38:59] <Landon> if anyone wants knitting lessons, I can knit AND purl :) $100 per class
[18:39:08] <SoyCow0x0x> It seems irresponsible to put the Terrifying Thought Experiment story on the front page
[18:39:57] <SirFinkus> oh, that's right, we have a website
[18:41:01] <chromas> Landon: I think sn runs on purl
[18:42:09] <SirFinkus> soylintknits.org
[18:43:01] <SirFinkus> whatever happened to with the whole name vote fiasco?
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[18:43:22] <arti> some voted to leave :D
[18:43:50] <SirFinkus> lol
[18:43:52] <chromas> It ended with this name because all the alternatives sucked harder
[18:44:19] <SirFinkus> honestly though, people knew the name already by the time the vote went up
[18:44:50] <SirFinkus> changing it probably would have been counter-productive
[18:46:55] <chromas> Would changing it have been counterproductive? [5] yes [2] dunno [65] tired joke
[18:47:13] <arti> !bofh
[18:47:15] <ciri> BOFH excuse 332 of 450: suboptimal routing experience
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[19:24:33] <paulej72> that bofh excuse is what I am seeing with linode lately
[19:30:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Giant Crater in Russia's Far North Sparks Mystery - http://sylnt.us - hidden-depths
[19:31:08] <chromas> Time to switch to bluehost?
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[19:33:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> there's a lot to be said for leftover ribs
[19:37:41] <chromas> Like what?
[19:38:36] <chromas> sudo make me a woman
[19:38:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> they're easier to fix than a sammich. they can be a sammich if you so choose. they taste better than most out of the fridge alternative lunches.
[19:38:50] <mechanicjay> chromas: I think there are doctors that can help you with that.
[19:39:07] * arti looks around for his cigar cutter
[19:39:31] <chromas> aw_snap++
[19:39:31] <Bender> karma - aw_snap: 1
[19:40:10] <chromas> oh wait a minute. No! Don't snap! Noooo
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[19:55:50] * chromas notices that palemoon's spellchecker is in Europen English mode. Superfluous Us
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[20:23:02] <arti> !idle
[20:23:02] <ciri> KonomiNetbook hasn't said a word for 726 minutes :/
[20:24:33] <chromas> .calc 726/60
[20:24:34] <ciri> Expression: 726/60 = 12
[20:25:01] <chromas> What about xlefay? I think his idle is a bit longer
[20:25:43] <chromas> or _NSAKEY. He spoke once. It was a wonderous occasion, like the genesis or that day facebook was down
[20:26:07] <arti> well not since i've added the script :P
[20:26:43] <chromas> Ah. Need to import the backlog
[20:26:57] <chromas> ooh, log to postgres
[20:30:42] <chromas> hm, palemoon won't save password for pipedot
[20:31:35] <arti> how is palemoon?
[20:31:40] * arti doesn't firefox as much as he should
[20:31:43] <chromas> it's alright
[20:31:47] <arti> the chrome dev tools are so nice
[20:32:01] <chromas> ctrl+j doesn't open downloads and pdfs don't get embedded
[20:32:32] * chromas was an Opera nut until it went full retard
[20:33:18] <arti> yeah, pity about that thing
[20:33:24] <arti> hopefully they'll get the features back into it
[20:33:42] <chromas> Even before then, they were doing weird things with the skins
[20:34:06] <chromas> Time for a newer, shinier browser from scratch
[20:34:30] <chromas> I also like Konqueror but no extensions
[20:35:37] <paulej72> Konqueror the orginal WebKit browser
[20:37:53] <chromas> From back before webkit was cool
[20:38:00] <chromas> or named webkit
[20:38:14] <paulej72> khtml
[20:39:10] <arti> chromas, some of the stuff they did alright, like the larger tabs with the preview thingies
[20:39:34] <chromas> konqueror—the browser for Linux hipsters :D
[20:40:10] <chromas> didn't like the previews; they're always popping up
[20:40:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> webkit is not cool
[20:40:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> not even if you're being ironic
[20:41:01] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: s/ i/ mo/
[20:41:01] <SedBot2> <chromas> <TheMightyBuzzard> not even mof you're being ironic
[20:41:07] <chromas> herp
[20:41:37] <chromas> mshtml++
[20:41:38] <Bender> karma - mshtml: 1
[20:41:47] <chromas> .dll
[20:42:25] <chromas> ~weather midland tx
[20:42:28] <exec> weather for 10Midland, Midland Airpark, TX, United States at 2014-07-28 20:15:00 (UTC) ~ 0.5 hrs ago:
[20:42:29] <exec> temp: 1094.3°F (34.6°C), dp: 1055.9°F (13.3°C), press: 101022 mb (-0.3 mb over 0.3 hrs), humid: 1027%, wind: 108 mph (12.8 km/h) @ 1070°
[20:42:47] <chromas> That doesn't sound like TX wx
[20:42:52] <arti> trident eww
[20:43:24] <chromas> Niece is going back to TX; apparently parents there give their kids interesting names, like Abcde
[20:45:10] <chromas> Hey now, Trient was good enough for Poseidon
[20:46:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather TheMightyBuzzard
[20:46:12] <exec> weather for 10Ada, Ada Municipal Airport, OK, United States at 2014-07-28 20:15:00 (UTC) ~ 0.5 hrs ago:
[20:46:12] <exec> temp: 1080.6°F (27°C), dp: 1068°F (20°C), press: 101023 mb (-0.3 mb over 0.3 hrs), humid: 1065%, wind: 104 mph (6.4 km/h) @ 10330°
[20:46:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> ha! suck it, texas.
[20:46:52] <chromas> ~weather walla walla
[20:46:55] <exec> weather for 10Walla Walla-Whitman College, WA, United States Of America at 2014-07-28 19:30:00 (UTC) ~ 1.3 hrs ago:
[20:46:55] <exec> temp: 1091°F (32.8°C), dp: 1046.9°F (8.3°C), press: 101015.9 mb (-0.3 mb over 0.5 hrs), humid: 1022%, wind: 101 mph (1.6 km/h) @ 10130°
[20:47:03] <chromas> Yeah, suck it, Texas
[20:47:37] <chromas> We've got three (2.5) colleges plus we gave you Adam West
[20:49:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> we who?
[20:49:32] <chromas> "BuzzFeed Editor Caught Lifting Text From Yahoo! Answers" ← plagiarism? On buzzfeed? Say it ain't so!
[20:50:05] <chromas> we walla walla, wa
[20:50:27] <Woods> I would NEVER plagiarize, not even that dozens of times.
[20:50:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's only plagiarism if the work's got some creative value. this does not describe Yahoo! Answers.
[20:51:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Bad "Buss Duct" Closes Federal Complex for a Week - http://sylnt.us - impromptu-vacation
[20:51:48] <chromas> 875 Ways He Knows he's Fired
[20:52:27] <Woods> #1: How you make babby?
[20:53:01] <chromas> hey, wouldn't it be neat if he'd 'stolen' from soylent?
[20:53:13] <chromas> or at least if that's what was reported
[20:53:32] <Woods> Especially because we are a news aggregate.
[20:54:15] <chromas> hey now
[20:54:22] <chromas> That's how soylent can make moneys
[20:54:37] <chromas> Run a separate buzzfeedish/linkfarm site
[20:55:15] <chromas> 7 Cool Browsers You didn't Know Existed
[20:55:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think we should just put crutchy on the corner and tell him he better have our money come morning.
[20:56:13] <Woods> lol
[20:58:32] <arti> 5 Reasons You Are Awesome
[20:58:41] <arti> 6 Movie Endings You Didn't Know About
[20:58:56] <arti> 3 Top Execs Know These Secrets To Wealth
[20:59:07] * chromas feels good about being awesome and whips out his wallet to donate
[20:59:47] <chromas> 3½" floppy drive won't take dollar bills
[21:00:52] <Woods> 10 new technologies that take your dollar bills
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[21:04:37] * chromas notices buzzfeed and huffington post look like the same websites
[21:06:13] <arti> there is only so much huffpost i can read
[21:06:27] * arti doesn't visit it all that much either
[21:06:36] * arti wonders what ever happened to that sui park thing
[21:37:20] <ar> huh. our government's good at paying for strange/funny/disturbing videos
[21:37:50] <ar> https://www.youtube.com - this one's about forest littering
[21:37:51] <monopoly> ^ 03Nie rób tego w lesie - YouTube
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[21:52:55] <crutchy> coffee++
[21:52:55] <Bender> karma - coffee: 471
[22:01:17] <ar> coffee--
[22:01:17] <Bender> karma - coffee: 470
[22:04:21] <chromas> Antagonism++
[22:04:21] <Bender> karma - antagonism: 1
[22:10:08] <crutchy> sounds like a new age cult
[22:10:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Dinosaur Extinction "Colossal Bad Luck" - http://sylnt.us - wrong-place-wrong-time
[22:11:07] <chromas> MOAR dinos
[22:11:50] <chromas> From the rolled-three-doubles dept
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[22:17:20] <Azrael> Soylent News is Dinosaurs!!
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[22:19:46] <chromas> And yet beta is the one going extinct
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[22:21:39] <ar> SoylentBeta?
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[22:55:51] <SoyCow0x0x> ~weather yellowknife
[22:55:55] <exec> weather for 10Yellowknife, NT CA at 2014-07-28 22:30:00 (UTC) ~ 0.4 hrs ago:
[22:55:55] <exec> temp: 1085°F (29.4°C), dp: 1057.9°F (14.4°C), press: 101027.6 mb (-0.1 mb over 0.2 hrs), humid: 1040%, wind: 100 mph (0 km/h) @ 10160°
[22:57:40] <SoyCow0x0x> ~weather reykjavik
[22:57:43] <exec> weather for 10Reykjavik, Iceland at 2014-07-28 22:00:00 (UTC) ~ 1 hrs ago:
[22:57:43] <exec> temp: 1053.6°F (12°C), dp: 1051.8°F (11°C), press: 101001 mb (1 mb over 1 hrs), humid: 1093%, wind: 1011 mph (17.6 km/h) @ 10300°
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[23:28:45] <TheMightyLaptop> notices are annoying, ciri. back to ignore with you
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[23:29:36] <monopoly> ^ arti
[23:29:41] <arti> are they still happening on join?
[23:31:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Joe Average Isn't Worth $10 a Year to Mark Zuckerberg - http://sylnt.us - cash-out-while-you-are-ahead
[23:38:32] <pbnjoe> arti, yes, I just got one for 2 channels
[23:38:56] <arti> what does it say exactly? i've disabled a few things
[23:42:34] <TheMightyLaptop> arti, nod and on voice
[23:43:01] <TheMightyLaptop> arti, couldn't say, i closed the tab.
[23:44:06] <arti> i've disabled the game and another greet thingy
[23:44:23] * arti is sorry about that
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[23:45:46] <TheMightyLaptop> no worries. i'm perfectly cool with blaming the bot and being cool with the creator.
[23:49:30] <arti> "sorry, my gun shot you."
[23:49:33] <arti> lol
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[23:53:11] <paulej72> ciri has a mind of her own.
[23:55:05] <arti> indeed, the joys of markov chains
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