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[00:24:26] <Landon> arti: unlikely :) I don't have the equipment to properly can, so they've been in the fridge regardless
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[00:27:54] <paulej72> when I make picketed eggs I have a hard time waiting 3 days for them
[00:28:32] <paulej72> pickled eggs that is
[00:40:40] <SpallsHurgenson> and here we have the long sought after proof that pickled eggs are a conversation killer
[00:40:49] <paulej72> why is it that I just the other day realized that the Duke boys from the Dukes of Hazard were rum runners and now that I think about it Uncle Jessie was a moonshiner
[00:40:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 3D Printed Prosthetic Hands - http://sylnt.us - you've-got-to-hand-it-to-them
[00:41:21] <SpallsHurgenson> aw, they were just good ol' boys, never meanin' no harm
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[00:42:04] <SpallsHurgenson> though... beats all you never saw, they've been in trouble with the law since the day they were born
[00:45:50] <SpallsHurgenson> plus, they were just making their way the only way they knew how, but I guess that's just a little bit more than the law would allow
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[00:52:53] <SpallsHurgenson> anyway, these good ol' boys wouldn't change if they could. They were fighting the system like a true modern day Robin Hood.
[00:53:06] <SpallsHurgenson> (you can all relax, I've run out of lyrics)
[00:53:46] <juggs> Thank Daisy for that! :D
[00:58:08] <SpallsHurgenson> well, actually, I did leave out a stanza :)
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[01:09:50] <Landon> little extra botox never killed anyo.... oh
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[01:48:47] <juggs> still having problems rand_ ?
[01:49:30] <rand__> trying xchat -- it seems to have no problems connecting
[01:50:00] <juggs> it seems popular in these parts :D
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[01:51:58] <pbnjoe> rand__, test out hexchat :) it's literally a clone but doesn't bother you to pay for it after 30 days or whatever they do
[01:52:07] <pbnjoe> actively developed
[01:52:15] <rand__> hmmm...it seems like the server thinks I'm still logged in as rand and rand_
[01:52:15] <pbnjoe> dunno if xchat is even still going
[01:52:33] <juggs> xchat is free on linux
[01:52:44] <pbnjoe> oh
[01:52:49] <juggs> payola on the MS version - hence the pchat fork
[01:53:12] <pbnjoe> weird, I assumed it'd have a cost on every version
[01:56:16] <juggs> I don't know the ins and outs of it, I think they closed the license on the Windows version. Annoyed some people enough to fork it at that point to become pchat.
[01:56:23] <juggs> Odd situation though for sure
[02:00:18] <rand__> pbnjoe:I'll give hexchat a try
[02:00:24] <rand__> bye
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[02:00:27] <pbnjoe> cya
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[02:12:00] <juggs> rand, the command /ghost rand <password> will recover your nick to your current connection if you ever end up with a phantom connection lingering around.
[02:12:59] <rand> juggs, thanks, I'll remember that
[02:14:11] <pbnjoe> that wasn't even directed at me but thanks juggs, that's useful
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[02:15:32] <juggs> some irc clients have the option to automatically do a /ghost - worth checking for if you commonly have disconnect issues - saves typing :D
[02:16:26] <prospectacle> god damn internet explorer
[02:16:28] <ciri> God, i think ncommander was having a different internet explorer window (e. I'm happy to say.
[02:16:49] <prospectacle> the only two ctrl+ combinations you can't over-ride are "o" and "p". BUT WHY?
[02:17:05] <juggs> to annoy you :)
[02:17:23] <prospectacle> The one reply I found from an official ie person said it was "by design". I think they mean "we fucked it up and we're not going to fix it"
[02:18:12] <prospectacle> juggs, I think you're probably right. The same reason ciri spouts its nonsense. I should just let it wash over me.
[02:18:17] <juggs> A Win developer could probably explain. Perhaps Ctrl P and Ctrl O are outside the application's control. Ctrl P ~always~ seems to be print
[02:19:26] <pbnjoe> I thought it was just a very well accepted convention
[02:19:33] <pbnjoe> but I'm not a Win dev
[02:19:47] <juggs> me neither ~shrugs~
[02:19:50] <prospectacle> juggs, you can over-ride it fine on every other browser
[02:20:20] <juggs> prospectacle, then my tentative theory has just been fatally holed below the waterline :D
[02:20:24] <prospectacle> Anyway, it's all good. I changed my ctrl+o shortcut to ctrl+u ("Move Up out of" instead of "move Out of") which is gramatically awkward but at least it's next to the "i" still so you can move subtasks in/out of other tasks easily.
[02:20:49] <prospectacle> it was an emotional rollercoaster
[02:21:03] <pbnjoe> whatcha using ie for anyway? legacy stuff or...?
[02:21:22] <prospectacle> to make sure my web-app is as compatible as possible with major browsers
[02:21:37] <pbnjoe> that's the other scenario I was guessing
[02:21:46] <prospectacle> unfortunately it turns out some people still use ie
[02:21:48] <pbnjoe> cool
[02:22:09] <pbnjoe> that's not cool
[02:22:12] <prospectacle> Yeah, it's not the worst. It has been getting much better these last few years
[02:22:42] <prospectacle> but I wish they would either make it work properly, or just dump it and install firefox + chrome +safari+opera on all new windows PCs and let people choose
[02:22:53] <prospectacle> anyway, what's up in your world?
[02:23:42] <pbnjoe> dealing with an ebay scammer
[02:23:56] <prospectacle> that's a pity. what did he scam you?
[02:24:30] <pbnjoe> as in for how much? or what item?
[02:24:37] <prospectacle> both I guess
[02:24:40] <prospectacle> I hope it wasn't too much money
[02:25:44] <pbnjoe> $25 for a case, never delivered and stupid not-entirely-cynical me believed when he said he'd send out a replacement; I'll be issuing a chargeback if he doesn't accept my requests (now demands) for a refund
[02:25:53] <pbnjoe> I am now entirely cynical
[02:26:02] <prospectacle> lol
[02:27:02] <prospectacle> Stupid scammers. What does his rating look like?
[02:27:22] <pbnjoe> it's at 100%, and he has lots of ratings, that's why I gave ebay a chance
[02:27:24] <prospectacle> I often wonder how scammers get away with it, maybe they get all their friends to buy things and rate them highly
[02:27:32] <pbnjoe> lots of ratings from people who in turn have lots of ratings
[02:27:42] <pbnjoe> I was hoping it wouldn't be *that* deep of a scam
[02:27:43] <prospectacle> hmm
[02:27:47] <pbnjoe> but I guess it is
[02:28:00] <pbnjoe> but the rating amounts vary a lot
[02:28:12] <pbnjoe> it's not like they all have 120 5stars or whatever
[02:28:21] * pbnjoe shrugs
[02:28:24] <prospectacle> you could ask for a tracking number or something
[02:28:45] <pbnjoe> no, I could ask for a refund
[02:28:51] <pbnjoe> it's *way* beyond delivery date
[02:28:54] <prospectacle> I'm amazed how little the postal system fails. It seems so easy at almost any point in the chain to take stuff and it won't be tracked.
[02:29:26] * juggs wanders off to vaporise some space scammers :D bbiab
[02:29:28] <prospectacle> Although a guy I went to high school with was on the news a few years ago for robbing christmas and birthday cards while working at post office. Fool had hidden the rubbish (cards, etc) behind the toilet at work
[02:29:43] <prospectacle> good luck juggs
[02:29:50] <pbnjoe> get em all juggs
[02:31:03] <prospectacle> yeah refund is the way to go. I guess if he had a tracking number this wouldn't have been an issue in the first place. But using a courier instead of the post probably costs extra.
[02:32:15] <pbnjoe> It's not an issue with the mail, I guarantee
[02:32:26] <pbnjoe> my Raspberry pi shipped from the same place and got here in three days
[02:32:37] <pbnjoe> it's worth much more with its bundle than some dumb case
[02:32:49] <pbnjoe> same place physically, not from ebay though
[02:33:51] <SpallsHurgenson> does anyone have any GOOD stories about ebay these days? it seems to be nothing but scammers nowadays
[02:34:24] <prospectacle> pbnjoe, yeah definitely sounds like a scammer in this case
[02:34:55] <prospectacle> I've never bought from ebay, sounds scary, although lots of people I know have used it without trouble, so I guess sometimes you get lucky
[02:35:05] <pbnjoe> he's trying to feed me some bull about why he wasn't answering my request for a refund
[02:35:23] <prospectacle> Do they have very good systems in place to deal with scammers? I mean you complain about this guy, will his account be cancelled, or will get one of three strikes, etc?
[02:35:25] <SpallsHurgenson> prospectacle: same here... except nowadays I don't hear about the "used without trouble" anymore
[02:35:53] <prospectacle> SpallsHurgenson, I can't think of any recent cases, so maybe you're on to something
[02:36:33] <pbnjoe> prospectacle, my purchase was Protected by Paypal or whatever the dumb slogan says, but I used a prepaid card and apparently I did things in the wrong order and my purchase doesn't appear in any list to be disputed
[02:36:42] <pbnjoe> so I hate the scammer, ebay, and paypal all at once
[02:36:43] <SpallsHurgenson> I've had better luck with craigs list for some reason, even though that makes no attempt at ensuring the seller's reliability
[02:37:20] <pbnjoe> the more I talk about it with radio silence from the seller the angrier I get
[02:37:33] <prospectacle> pbnjoe, so what is left? Can you ask ebay for a refund?
[02:39:26] <pbnjoe> I'll double check but I'm 99% sure ebay tells you to request it from the seller, or to dispute it with paypal (my time allotment for which is long past regardless of it being fucky), since one owns the other
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[02:39:55] <pbnjoe> so nope, either he gives me my money or I get the credit company involved
[02:41:00] <pbnjoe> which is annoying, to say the least
[02:41:21] <prospectacle> that must be the scam. If you say you'll send a replacement, people will wait longer than the disputation period or something (assuming that's a real word)
[02:42:16] <pbnjoe> yeah I was hoping against hope that that wasn't what's happening, but paypal going "what purchase? d'huhuh" persuaded me to try
[02:42:59] <prospectacle> Well i hope it works out. Being scammed is far more infuriating than the amount of money involved would suggest. I once got a fake taxi in rome and it was a valuable lesson but it really stuck with me
[02:43:50] <prospectacle> I wonder how paypal can lose a transaction. Seems pretty amateur
[02:44:26] <pbnjoe> I made the purchase before making the account, but I read that if you make the account with the card # you used it's supposed to find the past transactions
[02:44:39] <pbnjoe> also, fake taxi? How does that work?
[02:44:44] <pbnjoe> curious
[02:44:58] <pbnjoe> ps yes this is about the angriest I've been in a long time
[02:45:14] * pbnjoe is so angry he just put a postscript in IRC
[02:45:21] <prospectacle> well it was night and we were right near the taxi rank, having just got off the bus from the airport. We were approached and asked "do you want a taxi" and I was like, "I shouldn't as a rule say yes to people who approach me on the street, but I do want a taxi, and it's not far..."
[02:45:52] <prospectacle> anyway 40 euros later we made it the 1km to our hotel
[02:46:24] <pbnjoe> Ohh, so it's just a dude who drives you a short distance for an enormous price?
[02:46:28] <prospectacle> fake road-closures, faster taxi-metres, "luggage fees", etc
[02:46:36] <pbnjoe> gotcha
[02:46:40] <prospectacle> he didn't go the short way
[02:48:12] * pbnjoe is writing an ultimatum up
[02:48:17] <prospectacle> But yeah, basically what you said, just a dude (two dudes in fact, one a "Trainee", to make it psychologically harder to refuse to pay) who drives you for an expensive amount
[02:48:41] <prospectacle> give 'em hell pbnjoe
[02:48:42] <ciri> That'll teach me to share them once he takes in the cornbread hell is the pbnjoe thing on irpg. Yeah!
[02:48:50] <prospectacle> is the seller in the same country as you?
[02:48:56] <pbnjoe> supposedly
[02:49:10] <pbnjoe> has pretty shitty English though
[02:49:29] <pbnjoe> but I guess that's not a defining thing
[02:49:31] <SpallsHurgenson> road trip! load up the car with pick-axes and beer and pay 'im a visit :)
[02:50:04] <pbnjoe> haha "Give me my money or we'll take pickaxes to you"
[02:50:07] <prospectacle> there should be some proportional punishment to people who don't ship things. If they admit it quickly and give a refund, then a small punishment, but if it's slow and it looks dishonest, they should have to pay like 3 times the price. That would quickly put an end to it
[02:50:24] <pbnjoe> I wish
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[02:51:00] <prospectacle> Because even if you succeed, he'll probably profit overall from all the people who couldn't be bothered going to the trouble
[02:51:16] <pbnjoe> oh of course
[02:51:19] <prospectacle> but anyway, the more people who do what you do, the less profitable his scam will be
[02:52:29] <prospectacle> wait, he said "Give me my money or we'll take pickaxes to you"?
[02:52:37] <pbnjoe> no hahaha
[02:52:48] <pbnjoe> I was pretending we were following what Spalls said
[02:53:01] <prospectacle> oh right, I should learn to read
[02:53:12] <pbnjoe> if he said that I would be involving the police hahaha
[02:53:25] <pbnjoe> well, maybe not
[02:53:29] <pbnjoe> my head's fuzzy
[02:53:33] <pbnjoe> this is annoying to deal with
[02:53:35] <prospectacle> what's his ebay name?
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[02:54:26] <prospectacle> if you don't mind me asking
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[02:55:18] <pbnjoe> idk, we'll see
[02:55:45] <prospectacle> lol http://www.theonion.com
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[02:57:52] <Ethanol-fueled> sup niggas
[02:57:59] <pbnjoe> :P
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[02:59:09] <Ethanol-fueled> A german woman loves to smell farts
[02:59:36] <Ethanol-fueled> when she smells those farts, she rubs her breasts against dudes.
[02:59:36] <pbnjoe> alright mr. scammy, you've got an hour
[02:59:38] <pbnjoe> tick tock
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[02:59:46] <Ethanol-fueled> suck it, fucker.,
[02:59:49] <JamesNZ> Ethanol-fueled: TMI :P
[03:00:01] <SpallsHurgenson> and if nothing happens in an hour, then the pick-axes?
[03:00:01] <prospectacle> you tell him pbnjoe
[03:00:05] <Ethanol-fueled> suck it, fucker.
[03:00:24] <pbnjoe> I wish
[03:00:30] <Ethanol-fueled> remove Ethanol-fueled. He;s a racist.
[03:00:47] <Ethanol-fueled> racists arent welcome here.
[03:00:49] <SpallsHurgenson> aw, we never get to use the pick-axes :(
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[03:01:19] <prospectacle> SpallsHurgenson, I made some ice sculptures of scammers out back, just for you
[03:01:20] <prospectacle> have at them
[03:01:31] <SpallsHurgenson> woohoo!
[03:01:37] <Ethanol-fueled> Suck my fucking nuts, you GITS
[03:01:43] <SpallsHurgenson> ice-chips go flying!
[03:01:54] <Ethanol-fueled> FAGGOTFUCKS
[03:02:25] <JamesNZ> Peace yo.
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[03:03:14] <Ethanol-fueled> Open your mouths, shit-eaters.
[03:03:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Fucking Germans.
[03:04:18] <prospectacle> Spalls, you appear to have carved them into garden gnomes, who are notorious scammers
[03:04:58] <Ethanol-fueled> carve my cock into your momma's mouth, motherfucker!
[03:05:12] <Ethanol-fueled> Hrrrgrrrrbrrrlghlghlghlghglhgg
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[03:08:12] * pbnjoe looks at the #soylent logs online
[03:08:16] <idetuxs> cool cool cool
[03:08:25] * pbnjoe is glad he /ignored Ethanol-fueled
[03:09:12] * SpallsHurgenson is glad he is eating toast
[03:09:17] <prospectacle> He's clearly looking for some kind of response
[03:09:37] <pbnjoe> oh oc
[03:10:12] <idetuxs> he couldn't stand the indiference
[03:10:14] <prospectacle> I hope he feels a pang of disappointment and failure and rethinks his priorities
[03:11:16] <pbnjoe> and I hope the guy trying to scam me pays me back four times the amount he took, but we both need realistic hopes :P
[03:11:34] <SpallsHurgenson> I hope I have more toast
[03:11:47] <pbnjoe> see, SpallsHurgenson has the idea
[03:12:01] <SpallsHurgenson> my hope has come true :)
[03:12:03] * JamesNZ denies SpallsHurgenson that dream by eating all of it
[03:12:05] <pbnjoe> :D
[03:12:07] <pbnjoe> D:
[03:13:11] mrcool|AFK is now known as mrcoolbp
[03:13:50] <prospectacle> hey mrcoolbp
[03:14:05] <mrcoolbp> ehlo ehlo
[03:14:56] <pbnjoe> hello hallo hollow
[03:15:14] <mrcoolbp> yeah that
[03:15:46] <pbnjoe> how ya doin'?
[03:16:30] <mrcoolbp> pretty good, freakin' tired but ya know
[03:16:35] <mrcoolbp> how is you guys?
[03:17:09] <pbnjoe> decently angry at the moment, but not at anyone on here
[03:17:22] <mrcoolbp> oooh, juicy
[03:17:34] <mrcoolbp> pnjoe: sorry to hear that, hope it works out
[03:17:59] <pbnjoe> buncha ebay scammy stuff in recent scrollback if you're interested
[03:18:01] <mrcoolbp> prospectacle: was it you that asked for the (navy blue) polo shirts?
[03:19:19] <prospectacle> nope
[03:19:45] <prospectacle> I'm a t-shirt man
[03:20:10] <prospectacle> looking forward to buying my🍵 though
[03:23:18] <prospectacle> Although I'll buy one of those paramilitary shirt-jackets if they've got them. Those are pretty cool
[03:28:08] <mrcoolbp> prospectacle: not sure what you mean by the shirt-jackets
[03:28:22] * mrcoolbp is catching up on emails from the day while he was at work
[03:28:37] <mrcoolbp> hmm, this might be scary but:
[03:28:39] <mrcoolbp> !todo
[03:28:39] <Bender> todo for mrcoolbp: 1) make sure someone else has privs on every system 2) swag 3) SN Policy Manual 4) contact StarTrek Reboot orgs 5) social-media/user recruitment strategy 6) make helpful graphics for editing interface 7) talk to NC WRT bitpay/gocoin 8) get site-news and featured stories straight 9) site redesign contest 10) "join us on IRC" to last Q. on FAQ 11) - 2 more
[03:28:40] <ciri> Spawns 10 creepers around arti.
[03:28:42] <mrcoolbp> !more
[03:28:43] <Bender> add link to mod.html in FAQ #14 12) ask NCommander if we still need all-staff meetings 13) "SN" logo 14) expand store, figure out premium items 15) badges for # of accepted submissions 16) "good" baseball hats 17) add URL to swag 18) warrant canary 19) add new editors to staff-list 20) add juggs to mailing list 21) add TMB to mailing list 22) bacon++ items 23) ask cafepress - 1 more
[03:28:47] <mrcoolbp> !more
[03:28:47] <Bender> about individual designs 24) navy blue polo SN shirts
[03:28:54] <mrcoolbp> holy crap-balls
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[03:30:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> mrcoolbp, you can clear 21
[03:30:04] <mrcoolbp> !done 21
[03:30:04] <Bender> 1 item deleted
[03:30:07] <mrcoolbp> thx
[03:30:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think 20 too but not certain
[03:30:32] * mrcoolbp checks logs
[03:30:40] <prospectacle> mrcoolbp, I'm probably using the wrong term. I mean like thicker-fabric button-shirts that are almost jackets (because stronger and thicker material than business shirt).
[03:31:02] <mrcoolbp> prospectacle: link me an example
[03:31:12] <prospectacle> you go tit
[03:31:15] <prospectacle> oops
[03:31:18] <prospectacle> you got it
[03:31:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> ha
[03:31:21] * mrcoolbp had a long day and can't be bothered to search for things
[03:31:39] <mrcoolbp> prospectacle: jeez, that was rude = )
[03:31:59] <mrcoolbp> TheMightyBuzzard: so I see my minions set you up proper now ?
[03:32:08] <prospectacle> http://www.amazon.com
[03:32:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, they were getting as much as they could done this morning
[03:32:37] <mrcoolbp> prospectacle: oooh, nice, let me see if they have something like that
[03:32:58] <mrcoolbp> TheMightyBuzzard: as I said, let me know if you need anything, are you kerberosized yet?
[03:33:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think juggs was around for that but it may have been one of the other new folks
[03:33:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> mrcoolbp, yep. before i was staff even.
[03:33:22] <mrcoolbp> lol
[03:33:41] <mrcoolbp> TheMightyBuzzard: can you access the staff slash?
[03:34:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> wasn't aware we had one. only knew about dev.
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[03:38:24] <mrcoolbp> prospectacle: I'm not seeing a shirt like that
[03:38:42] <mrcoolbp> prospectacle: closest thing is a denim shirt....
[03:39:10] <prospectacle> mrcoolbp, no problem. Probably not many people have my taste in clothes anyway so don't go to any trouble
[03:39:24] <mrcoolbp> prospectacle: or a "Men's Performance Jacket"
[03:41:33] <prospectacle> like this one: http://www.amazon.com
[03:41:55] <prospectacle> s/2Q/2Q ?/
[03:41:56] <exec> <prospectacle> like this one: http://www.amazon.com ?
[03:42:56] <prospectacle> that would go well with a minimalist SN insignia
[03:43:26] <mrcoolbp> prospectacle: exactly, I can add that if ya want
[03:44:10] <mrcoolbp> prospectacle, but it would be around $ 45 USD
[03:44:39] <arti> i like how ethanol jumps in
[03:44:49] <arti> and it's like no big deal
[03:44:52] <arti> and then he bails
[03:45:06] <juggs> Hmm, someone need me? I was distracted by getting my ass handed to me by a swarm of pirates whilst escorting a heavy hauler with no armour or weapons.
[03:45:18] <arti> ... eve?
[03:45:24] <juggs> oolite
[03:45:28] * arti is awaiting star citizen
[03:45:28] <mrcoolbp> juggs: we were trying to make sure you got all the correct privs in place
[03:45:32] <arti> i'll become a hermit with that...
[03:45:40] <prospectacle> I think I would probably but something like that. It gets pretty cold here and they look stylish. It depends how it looks with the logo. Any way to preview?
[03:45:40] <mrcoolbp> juggs: looks like you don't have god privs on IRC yet
[03:45:41] <prospectacle> Do you have to pay to add things, or are they just created on demand when I buy them?
[03:45:49] <juggs> arti, I'm awaiting Elite: Dangerous
[03:45:54] <arti> i'm also backing that
[03:45:56] <prospectacle> mrcoolbp, perfectly reasonable price for a nice jacket
[03:46:06] <arti> i wished i would've backed that other solo project
[03:46:10] <arti> just the UI alone is sweet
[03:46:24] <mrcoolbp> prospectacle: can you pester me about it tomorrow? I should be on in about 12 hours, I could definately work up a preview for you
[03:46:55] <prospectacle> mrcoolbp, sure thing
[03:47:04] <arti> good evening btw gents
[03:47:15] <prospectacle> hi arti
[03:47:17] <arti> herren und damen
[03:47:35] <mrcoolbp> prospectacle: excellent, that way I don't have to add to my todo list = )
[03:47:49] <mrcoolbp> juggs: are you on the mailing list?
[03:47:52] <juggs> mrcoolbp, I believe paulej72 is waiting on doing that as he doesn't wish to upset something or other. Not sure what he meant, it was a comment in the channel that must not be named if I remember correctly. ~shrugs~
[03:48:02] <juggs> mrcoolbp, yes I am on the mailing list.
[03:48:35] <arti> btw, have there been any suggestions/papers for an improved irc?
[03:48:35] <prospectacle> mrcoolbp, thanks to the good people in #soylent I've also figured out how to do better lettering effects, so I might work on a couple more insignia ideas and you can see if you like any of them.
[03:49:01] <mrcoolbp> arti: not sure, any thoughts on that?
[03:49:20] * arti is fond of irc
[03:49:25] <mrcoolbp> prospectacle: could you send them to: mrcoolbp@soylentnews.org?
[03:49:39] <prospectacle> last thing we want is a nice jacket ruined by a garish crest, like this one: http://www.cafepress.com.au
[03:49:46] <prospectacle> mrcoolbp, ok no problem
[03:50:10] <mrcoolbp> juggs: yes, I saw that, if you find a need for any privs and you don't have them, let me know and we can look into it
[03:50:14] <arti> ugh
[03:50:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> hey, NCommander, you still awake?
[03:50:28] <arti> that looks terrible
[03:50:49] <arti> is it supposed to be embroidered?
[03:50:54] <mrcoolbp> juggs: but I did want to make sure were on the mailing list so...
[03:50:55] <prospectacle> i believe so
[03:50:57] <mrcoolbp> !done 10
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[03:50:59] <mrcoolbp> er
[03:51:02] <mrcoolbp> !done 20
[03:51:02] <Bender> 1 item deleted
[03:51:43] <juggs> mrcoolbp, I've still to run into mechanicjay to hassle about an email addy, No worries. I'm just slowly pulling stuff into a working doc for my wiki irc stuff. I need to grab xlefay at some point to understand more about juggler / wheatley et al. ya, Ya, my inbox is suitable spammed with mailing-list stuff :D
[03:51:44] <prospectacle> maybe it's faux embroidery
[03:52:24] <arti> there's another technique that's like a head press with some vinyl like material
[03:52:38] <mrcoolbp> juggs: do you want "juggs@soylentnews.org"?
[03:52:40] <arti> would probably work better in this situation
[03:52:58] <juggs> mrcoolbp, sounds ideal.
[03:53:23] * juggs retreats to re-run the heavy hauler escort contract, more cloaking device more missiles this time I think :D bbiaf
[03:53:34] <prospectacle> Are @soylentnews.org addresses likely to be part of any subscription level?
[03:53:35] <ciri> ---=Soylentnews pbc board meeting in #exec (cos you'd end up fabricating one.
[03:53:42] <mrcoolbp> juggs: I'll make it happen then PM you your temp pass, give me 24 hours or so as I have to pester audioguy now, mechanicjay is away until the 28th
[03:54:03] * mrcoolbp is the head-pesterer, one of his many jobs
[03:54:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> arti, they can do it once, record a program, and the machines will do it again exactly the same every time the right modern sewing machine.
[03:54:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> like cnc with thread
[03:55:06] <prospectacle> cool
[03:55:14] <arti> no wonder i was so confused with the performance jackets, i was like "man those are super expensive" aussie dollars
[03:55:21] <arti> also the winter thing confused me
[03:55:42] <arti> "tha heck? is this a cached page... *checks url* Oh!"
[03:56:12] <arti> TheMightyBuzzard: yeah i've got a friend who has an embroidery machine
[03:56:35] <mrcoolbp> juggs: I sent an email to him, he'll either send the temp pass to you or I'll relay it to you. You may want to change your email on the mailing list over to the @SN.org one once you get setup, I can help with that when we get there.
[03:56:40] <arti> i struggled to author a pattern in photoshop
[03:56:48] <arti> ended up redoing it in illustrator
[03:57:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's a pretty specific skill.
[03:57:28] <prospectacle> arti, oh yeah I just noticed that. What a rip off
[03:57:39] <prospectacle> 45 usd is 48 aud. and they're charging 56
[03:57:50] <prospectacle> although you can set your own price can't you
[03:57:54] <prospectacle> I mean the seller
[03:57:57] <arti> that's still steep
[03:57:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm torn between thinking "meh, sewing" and remembering it's programming for shwag.
[03:58:20] <arti> TheMightyBuzzard: consider it investing in something you'd like to wear
[03:58:23] <mrcoolbp> arti: I'm not sure what suggestions you had WRT IRC, but you could always send them to suggestions@soylentnews.org (me), put them on the wiki: http://wiki.soylentnews.org or pester one of the IRC team guys here
[03:58:25] <arti> chances are someone else would find them intersting
[03:58:46] <mrcoolbp> prospectacle: they give a base price, I can set whatever I like above that
[03:58:52] <arti> mrcoolbp: i appreciate it, it was more of a general thought, while searching for papers and whatnot for suggestions i came across some 18th century london slang
[03:58:57] <prospectacle> makes sense
[03:59:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod. we had some go right hats made up back about 20 years ago for our group.
[03:59:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> method of dungeon exploration not political.
[03:59:37] <arti> DARK Cully, a married Man, who keeps a Mistress, and creeps to her in the Night, for fear of Discovery.
[04:00:09] <mrcoolbp> arti: I have no idea what that meant
[04:00:15] <arti> vintage slang
[04:00:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> though the common misunderstanding did lead to us declaring our group name to be the GOP
[04:00:39] * arti has a few shirts from work places, also my own company
[04:00:44] <mrcoolbp> arti: no yea, I get that, but WTF does that have to do with improving IRC?
[04:01:00] <arti> it's a solid shirt, i happen to like wearing it still, it's a polo
[04:01:15] <arti> oh, it was a tangent off of the guys webpage
[04:01:28] <arti> everyone likes slang
[04:01:38] <mrcoolbp> <+arti> btw, have there been any suggestions/papers for an improved irc?
[04:02:06] <mrcoolbp> arti: I will have at least a navy-blue polo available
[04:02:20] <arti> what does this have to do with improving irc
[04:02:27] <mrcoolbp> rofl
[04:02:29] <arti> :P
[04:02:34] <arti> i couldn't resist!
[04:02:40] <arti> anyway, i stumbled across this: http://www.holoweb.net
[04:02:40] * mrcoolbp bows to arti
[04:02:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> comedy improves irc
[04:02:52] <arti> comedy improves many things
[04:03:08] <arti> except maybe sex
[04:03:11] <arti> laughter is not good for that
[04:03:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, even sex. maybe not porn though.
[04:03:42] <prospectacle> depends what you're laughing at
[04:03:50] <mrcoolbp> arti: that shit is way beyond me, you'll have to pester one of the IRC gods (like juggs)
[04:04:09] <arti> when irc gets really big the splits suck
[04:04:16] <mrcoolbp> arti: http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[04:04:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> prospectacle, try declaring your impending orgasm with "by the power of greyskull" next time.
[04:04:24] <arti> lol
[04:04:28] <prospectacle> lol
[04:04:39] <mrcoolbp> TheMightyBuzzard: that's my line, I told you not to share that!
[04:04:45] * mrcoolbp revokes TMB's privs
[04:04:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> too good not to
[04:04:58] * mrcoolbp feels bad and gives them back
[04:05:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> information wants to be free
[04:05:13] <arti> sure it does
[04:05:16] <mrcoolbp> !grab TheMightyBuzzard
[04:05:16] <Bender> Added quote 203
[04:05:29] <arti> "oh shit, my social!"
[04:05:33] <mrcoolbp> should have got the first one but meh
[04:05:40] * mrcoolbp is clearly off his game
[04:05:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> or maybe it wants a taco and a beer. who knows. information about information is too meta and hurts my head.
[04:06:02] <mrcoolbp> !grab TheMightyBuzzard
[04:06:02] <Bender> Added quote 204
[04:06:10] <mrcoolbp> that's slightly better
[04:07:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> beer, what a good idea...
[04:07:57] <arti> hmmm
[04:07:58] <prospectacle> mrcoolbp, (you probably thought of this already, anyway): if cafe-press experiment proves successfull/profitable, there are plenty of other similar sites with different products. Usb sticks, shoes, keyboards, the sky is the limit
[04:08:08] <arti> yeah
[04:08:15] * arti has done swag for companies
[04:08:22] <arti> department of mental health was fun
[04:08:30] <prospectacle> arti who are the best providers of swag in your experience?
[04:08:30] <mrcoolbp> prospectacle: cafepress does a specific service of printing/billing/shipping
[04:08:41] <mrcoolbp> prospectacle: if there are more solutions like that I'm all ears
[04:08:41] <arti> depends what you want
[04:09:03] <arti> basically it's about fulfilling an order, more you're buying the better the deal
[04:09:16] <arti> there are some sweet things to do out there
[04:09:35] <mrcoolbp> TheMightyBuzzard: thanks
[04:09:42] <prospectacle> mrcoolbp, I found one, "zazzle" but it looks pretty expensive
[04:09:45] <prospectacle> will keep my eyes peeled
[04:10:22] <mrcoolbp> prospectacle: I had a minor encounter with zazzle once, they are decent, but I didn't like their website and got fedup and used cafepress instead
[04:10:24] <arti> basically you just scout vendors, from things like squishy balls, to pens, stuffed animal things, energy drinks
[04:10:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> what, you mean like https://www.thinkgeek.com ?
[04:10:44] <arti> some gag gifts would be cool
[04:10:45] <ciri> Phys.org. The site could be incredibly cool.
[04:10:51] * arti scopes
[04:11:03] <mrcoolbp> arti: yes, but with our limited resources, this really needs to be a turn-key solution
[04:11:14] <mrcoolbp> arti: sec
[04:11:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> looks empty to me now but they used to have stuff
[04:11:26] <arti> so what you're saying is you don't want 10,000 glow in the dark soylent condoms?
[04:11:51] <mrcoolbp> arti: that would be sick actually, I have the logo made already
[04:12:26] <arti> http://www.sayitwithacondom.com
[04:12:49] <prospectacle> actually my girlfriend's brother's girlfriend's parents run a promotional products company. Let me know if you ever want me to ask them about deals/prices/products, etc
[04:13:07] <mrcoolbp> prospectacle: brother's former roomate?
[04:13:11] <prospectacle> lol
[04:13:14] <arti> yeah? i'd like a 3d printed branded buttplug
[04:13:28] <arti> "The Diversifier"
[04:13:34] <arti> 9000
[04:14:00] <mrcoolbp> prospectacle: if I was a paid employee, I could setup shop and we could order in bulk and ship out ourselves, but in this stage, I really need a turn-key solution
[04:14:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> homonym there. branded with a logo or with a branding iron?
[04:14:14] <arti> corporate or college really
[04:14:28] <arti> speaking of logos
[04:14:28] <prospectacle> mrcoolbp, true, seems like cafepress is best for getting started
[04:14:38] <prospectacle> mrcoolbp, when it rakes in the millions you can get a salary to do the same thing properly
[04:14:55] <mrcoolbp> arti: well I was going to post a pic but I literally have a SN thong on our store already
[04:14:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> plus first edition shwag will give you geek cred if we switch stores later.
[04:15:10] * mrcoolbp is a bit lazy and doesn't feel like opening up PS and then uploading to imgur
[04:15:15] <arti> ya no worries
[04:15:24] <mrcoolbp> prospectacle: exactly
[04:15:30] <arti> i understand your issue too, an easy way to share images
[04:15:47] <prospectacle> TheMightyBuzzard, yeah "I was with SN before they were an independent confederation of sea-steads"
[04:16:16] <mrcoolbp> arti: but unless someone notices and tells me to remove it before go-live, there will be a soylentThong avail
[04:16:19] <mrcoolbp> = )
[04:16:25] * mrcoolbp has to try to slip some fun in
[04:17:24] <mrcoolbp> TheMightyBuzzard: should I call up thinkgeek tomorrow morning?
[04:17:39] <paulej72> mrcoolbp has the URL-less mug
[04:17:44] <arti> that's cool
[04:17:52] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: yes I do
[04:17:53] <arti> i'm more excited for customer photos
[04:17:55] <mrcoolbp> sec
[04:17:57] <arti> ala man faye
[04:18:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> mrcoolbp, fuck yes if you can get them to carry our kit. they'd make us fat bucks and their overhead is way lower.
[04:18:25] <arti> that would be pretty sweet
[04:18:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> sup paulej72
[04:18:32] <mrcoolbp> I drank some nice coffee out of this this morning: http://i.imgur.com
[04:18:38] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: ^
[04:18:46] * arti clicks like next to this line
[04:19:01] <mrcoolbp> TheMightyBuzzard: k
[04:19:02] <mrcoolbp> !todo call ThinkGeek
[04:19:02] <Bender> todo item 23 added
[04:19:07] <arti> hahaha
[04:19:09] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders what shwag would best show off a two digit uid
[04:19:11] <arti> need an ar coffee--
[04:19:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> on a tea cup
[04:19:37] <arti> there are __ types of people in the world.
[04:19:47] <paulej72> need a my uid is 58 mug
[04:19:48] <prospectacle> The mighty buzzard, could be some kind of grid with SN taking up the same amount of columns as your UID, emphasising that only a 2 digit id could do that
[04:19:53] <arti> His name is UID58
[04:20:03] <mrcoolbp> arti: you want a coffee-- mug? I already have "tea++" on my todo
[04:20:17] <arti> uh not seriously, i'd have to think more about what i'd want on a mug
[04:20:20] <arti> i'm weird
[04:20:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> mrcoolbp, ar hates on teh coffee
[04:20:30] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: I can hook that up, but I'm trying to figure out if it's really possible to do that for all users
[04:20:40] <arti> he just doesn't like pooping
[04:20:46] <mrcoolbp> arti: let me know, I just may do it
[04:20:51] * mrcoolbp is feeling saucy
[04:20:54] <arti> lol
[04:20:56] <arti> mrcoolbp++
[04:20:56] <Bender> karma - mrcoolbp: 16
[04:21:05] <mrcoolbp> only 16?? comeon....
[04:21:12] <mrcoolbp> !karma paulej72
[04:21:12] <Bender> karma of paulej72 is 40
[04:21:13] <arti> when you're 21, you're no fun~
[04:21:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> mrcoolbp, you have stuff to bug paulej72 about.
[04:21:27] <mrcoolbp> well, he is more talented then me
[04:21:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Australia Votes to Repeal Carbon Tax - http://sylnt.us - let-the-taxpayer-pay
[04:21:42] <paulej72> I was screwed in the beginning
[04:21:44] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: should we be pestering NC on the pull-request thing for TMB?
[04:22:09] <prospectacle> yeah thanks clive
[04:22:13] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: never complain about being screwed, no matter when it happened = )
[04:22:30] <arti> man i don't know what's happened recently but the font rendering in chrome is fucking awful
[04:22:37] <paulej72> if he does not get it done ill work on it this weekend
[04:23:07] <arti> i have some high resolution pictures i took of an IRS card
[04:23:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, he was just cleaning it. can technically be done in small installments after it's merged if necessary.
[04:23:24] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: understood, also not sure about the staff slash email confirmation thing, tried to signup TMB today and he had to kinda hack it, he can elaborate I think
[04:24:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh ya. email link to confirm... wtf was it... staff site signup 404'd. i pulled the pass out of the url n did it manually though.
[04:24:25] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: I think what he was cleaning Wes the commits not thE code
[04:24:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, possibly but there was still plenty of messy debug stuff he was removing too.
[04:25:19] <prospectacle> gotta go. have fun
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[04:25:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> otherwise i'd just work from that branch a while but if the code changes...
[04:25:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> manual merging sucks.
[04:26:16] <juggs> back - piratical fiends put firmly in their place this time. The bad thing about adding stupidly powerful ship expansion packs to oolite is the pirates get them too - makes things... um, challenging, sometimes. :D
[04:26:18] <paulej72> need to update slash on staff slash. it is running a really old version.
[04:26:24] <juggs> o/ hi paulej72
[04:26:25] <ciri> Hi mattie_p ncommander bytram mrcoolbp paulej72 barrabas zford auto_def khyber hax0rz.
[04:26:54] * mrcoolbp feeds ciri a soylentsnack
[04:27:06] <paulej72> juggs: we're you channeling ciri
[04:27:20] * arti asplodes reading that
[04:27:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, wait until the unicode pull and the pull to fix a reversion after it are merged. we're half-assed broken on dev at the moment cause of so many branches needing rebased.
[04:27:46] <juggs> mrcoolbp, I'll wait to hear from audioguy - and yeh I'll want to switch to the SN address for the mailing list. No rush, this stuff gets done when it gets done.
[04:28:03] <juggs> paulej72, reading back it would seem so, but it was a continuation from earilier :D
[04:28:44] <mrcoolbp> juggs: once you get the @SN email, pester me and we'll fix the mailing list address
[04:28:52] <juggs> yup
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[04:29:07] <mrcoolbp> juggs: also, your ideas intrigue me and I'd like to subscribe to you mailinglist
[04:29:10] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: that is NCommander's fault for screwing around with usenet when we were trying to get real work done :)
[04:29:18] <mrcoolbp> s/you/your/
[04:29:19] <exec> <mrcoolbp> juggs: also, yourr ideas intrigue me and I'd like to subscribe to you mailinglist
[04:29:28] <juggs> mrcoolbp, what Ideas? :-/
[04:29:29] <mrcoolbp> oh that was weird
[04:29:38] <arti> see your shadow again?
[04:29:41] <mrcoolbp> juggs: just a (bad) joke
[04:29:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, tis a bit like painting flames on a car whose engine is being rebuilt.
[04:29:48] <arti> juggs, lol
[04:29:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> caranalogies++
[04:29:54] <Bender> karma - caranalogies: 1
[04:30:01] <mrcoolbp> only 1 ? ?
[04:30:03] <arti> https://www.youtube.com
[04:30:17] <mrcoolbp> where's monopoly?
[04:30:24] <mrcoolbp> arti: nice
[04:30:29] <arti> see, i'm good for things!
[04:30:48] <mrcoolbp> = )
[04:31:01] <juggs> arti, did you want me to read that lq-text paper?
[04:31:04] <paulej72> someone killed monopoly
[04:31:08] <arti> lol, a guilty pleasure of mine is watching a german ...
[04:31:11] <arti> killed!
[04:31:11] <mrcoolbp> oh noes!
[04:31:15] <arti> chromas!
[04:31:26] * arti summons chromas
[04:31:32] * mrcoolbp trembles
[04:31:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm not gonna shout a man down for writing what he wants though. that's what made me pick unicode to work on. sounded like it'd twist my brain a while n thas what i wanted.
[04:32:09] <paulej72> I mentioned monoploy's downfall in ##
[04:32:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> saw that, who broke it?
[04:32:44] * mrcoolbp left ##, too many freakin channels
[04:33:00] * mrcoolbp leaves some PMs for his sanity
[04:33:05] -!- SoyCow0749 has quit [Client Quit]
[04:35:17] <paulej72> pore soycow0749
[04:35:41] <juggs> mrcoolbp, I had to cull my channels too, it becomes counter-productive. I do need to change my scrollback settings for some though.... /me trundles off to poke znc
[04:35:56] <mrcoolbp> nod
[04:36:42] <paulej72> 150000 lines
[04:37:13] <juggs> by the time you get caught up with that, it's time to log off again :D
[04:37:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm now good unless your scrollback is over nine thousand
[04:38:23] <mrcoolbp> BRB
[04:38:30] * mrcoolbp takes out trash to appease S.O.
[04:38:56] <juggs> I had mine set too low - I wish znc offered a global time based scroll back rather than number of lines... that would be a sane option.
[04:38:57] <paulej72> or vice versa mrcoolbp
[04:39:15] <arti> it's only exciting when you rejoin
[04:41:33] <paulej72> juggs: I think I have mine at 1500
[04:42:10] <paulej72> but my clients might not be set that high
[04:43:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> my beer is gone and with it my reason for remaining conscious.
[04:44:06] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: don't talk about my wife that way !!!111!!1eleven!!11!
[04:44:22] <mrcoolbp> TheMightyBuzzard: goodnight?
[04:44:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[04:44:49] <paulej72> lol jk
[04:45:03] <mrcoolbp> TheMightyBuzzard: goodnight then!
[04:45:54] <juggs> paulej72, I just rely on znc to do my scrollback - my client just throws up some recent history from what it last saw, then I get the znc scrollback played in. Seems to work.
[04:47:53] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: my wife is actually pretty bad-ass, she's trying to get me to play a videogame right now
[04:48:05] <arti> which one?
[04:48:13] <paulej72> ^
[04:49:00] <pbnjoe> ^
[04:51:23] <paulej72> virtual coed naked twister
[04:51:58] <arti> sounds like a legit idea for a cam girl site
[04:52:09] <arti> pair it up with the gamblers
[04:52:22] <mrcoolbp> arti: mass effect
[04:52:26] <arti> which one o.o
[04:52:37] * arti liked 1 and kinda 2 and i've yet to really play 3
[04:52:37] <mrcoolbp> 1
[04:52:41] <arti> 1 is epic
[04:52:47] <paulej72> coed naked mass effect
[04:52:49] <mrcoolbp> arti: she got all 3
[04:52:54] <arti> such an awesome story, i really like the normandy as a ship too
[04:52:56] <mrcoolbp> trilogiy
[04:53:01] <paulej72> or strip mass effect
[04:53:02] <arti> wish i could rock that in star citizen
[04:53:17] <arti> it has a lerning curve but it's totally worth it
[04:53:24] <mrcoolbp> arti: yeah, I'd play if you would volunteer for SN and take over all 39,877 jobs I have here
[04:53:25] <arti> s/lerning/learning/
[04:53:26] <exec> <arti> it has a learning curve but it's totally worth it
[04:54:01] <mrcoolbp> arti: nudge nudge
[04:54:05] <arti> but then you'd be off playing games and we can't have that
[04:54:12] <paulej72> I suck at gaming as I have no control over my hands
[04:54:13] * mrcoolbp sighs loudly
[04:54:21] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: who does?
[04:54:26] <arti> school teachers
[04:54:30] <juggs> mrcoolbp, stop volunteering for everything :D
[04:54:30] <arti> not priests
[04:54:30] <mrcoolbp> FSM?
[04:54:32] <ciri> I did it manually and if we have a web browser.
[04:54:41] <mrcoolbp> juggs: I jump in when things need doin'
[04:54:58] <paulej72> well I am worse than most
[04:54:59] <mrcoolbp> is ciri programmed to specifically mess up tenses?
[04:55:14] <arti> it's due to a massive dataset
[04:55:16] <juggs> mrcoolbp, then don;t complain when you end up overloaded with 39,877 jobs :D
[04:55:44] <mrcoolbp> juggs: I wan't complaining. Simply explaining why I haven't been able to tackle mass-effect
[04:55:46] <juggs> ciri: what is soylent?
[04:55:47] <arti> it doesn't help that it has observed many lines of irc speech
[04:55:59] <paulej72> no ciri just mashes up what she previously heard into a new sentence
[04:56:10] <arti> sometimes
[04:56:13] <mrcoolbp> arti: so it should be about as smart as soylentpoutine by now right?
[04:56:18] <arti> lol
[04:56:24] <arti> should we make one?
[04:56:38] <mrcoolbp> make....
[04:56:45] <arti> a bot of poutine
[04:56:56] <mrcoolbp> oh god no
[04:57:02] <mrcoolbp> then there'd be two of them
[04:57:09] <pbnjoe> you *want* people to leave SN? ;)
[04:57:12] <arti> ciri doesn't respond to being addressed here
[04:57:21] <arti> just chimes in every so often
[04:57:34] <juggs> they could talk together - that could be interesting to observe
[04:57:34] <mrcoolbp> arti: have you seen "bucked" in the XKCD irc? Now that is a bot
[04:57:38] <arti> well, for speaking, commands are a different idea
[04:57:43] <mrcoolbp> s/bucked/bucket/
[04:57:43] <exec> <mrcoolbp> arti: have you seen "bucket" in the XKCD irc? Now that is a bot
[04:57:58] <arti> i have not, does it do games or something?
[04:58:21] <mrcoolbp> no, but it's a contended for the touring test at this point
[04:58:34] <mrcoolbp> s/contended/contender/
[04:58:35] <exec> <mrcoolbp> no, but it's a contender for the touring test at this point
[04:58:46] <juggs> perhaps we should knock up a bot to troll back at Ethanol-fueled's outbursts :D
[04:58:48] <arti> could just cheat and pipe out a chatbot
[04:58:56] <arti> that's a good idea
[04:58:59] <mrcoolbp> juggs: now that is in idea
[04:59:04] <juggs> ;0
[04:59:08] <mrcoolbp> arti: is ciri yours?
[04:59:11] <arti> ya
[04:59:15] <mrcoolbp> arti: what was the thinking there?
[04:59:36] <arti> i like bots, been with me in a capacity for over 10 years
[04:59:40] <mrcoolbp> arti: is the code simple?
[04:59:55] * mrcoolbp is prettyf freaking terrible at any sort of code
[05:00:06] <arti> eggdrop, the speech module is c
[05:00:16] <arti> with some configuration done via tcl
[05:00:24] <arti> it's a toy, nothing serious
[05:00:30] <arti> i'd cheat for other stuff
[05:00:36] <juggs> ciri has speech?
[05:00:45] * mrcoolbp loves eggdrop, but it's hard to find the authentic stuff, most restaurants are serving the way oversalted stuff
[05:00:50] <arti> to have it ... talk more coherently i'd approach it differently
[05:01:22] * mrcoolbp admits he doesn't know what eggdrop is so googles it
[05:01:30] <arti> there are options for how it generates new responses, you can make it so it's boring and verbatim
[05:01:38] <juggs> irc bot framework mrcoolbp
[05:01:41] <mrcoolbp> k
[05:01:45] <arti> oh, my bad
[05:01:53] <arti> eggdrop is like the microsoft office of irc bots
[05:02:01] <mrcoolbp> nearly 2000 scripts
[05:02:23] <mrcoolbp> arti: so is it complex?
[05:02:27] <arti> yeah, regular stuff like google searches and language lookups
[05:02:30] * mrcoolbp is interested in looking at simple code
[05:02:45] <arti> uh... well
[05:02:50] <mrcoolbp> that's a "no"
[05:02:51] <ar> moin
[05:02:54] <ar> coffee--
[05:02:54] <Bender> karma - coffee: 383
[05:03:08] <juggs> arti, I swear I spend longer switching off eggdrop built in functions in the config than I do hacking on the script I want to put up :D
[05:03:08] <arti> here's what i would do, you can run it. and then load up some test scripts written in another language
[05:03:12] <arti> that way you don't have to deal with C
[05:03:22] <arti> dude, it takes like 10 mins tops
[05:03:23] <mrcoolbp> ar: were you wanting a coffee-- mug in the SoylentStore?
[05:03:32] <arti> you can just wing it and add all the stuff as you go
[05:03:39] <arti> no default channels etc.
[05:03:43] <arti> greetings ar
[05:04:26] <arti> bots themselves are pretty simple things, it's basically handling a network connection and tokenizing the messages
[05:04:33] <arti> you just sift through those
[05:04:40] <mrcoolbp> arti: that part I would skip
[05:04:47] * mrcoolbp is interested in the meat
[05:04:51] <arti> you can turn key it np
[05:05:13] <mrcoolbp> I'd really like to walk out of this project with a better understanding of code
[05:05:32] <ar> mrcoolbp: there's SoylentStore?
[05:05:32] <arti> there are bots in pretty much every language with sockets
[05:05:49] <mrcoolbp> ar: it's forth-coming, sometime next week
[05:05:51] <juggs> mrcoolbp, most eggdrop scripts are TCL script, it's very linear and not particularly hard to grasp. eggdrop takes care of all the irc protocol stuff and presents additional tcl functions to call. It's well documented - both tcl and also the eggdrop extensions too it.
[05:05:58] <ar> mrcoolbp: i didn't order such mug, but i might do so
[05:06:06] <arti> juggs, thanks
[05:06:08] <mrcoolbp> ar: got this in the mail yesterday:
[05:06:09] <mrcoolbp> http://i.imgur.com
[05:06:17] <arti> ^-- FUD
[05:06:20] <mrcoolbp> ar: I'll add it
[05:06:22] <ciri> $Admin add *!mcasadeva@soylent/staff/sysop/mcasadevall.
[05:06:26] <mrcoolbp> !todo coffee-- mug
[05:06:26] <Bender> todo item 25 added
[05:06:27] <ar> hehe
[05:06:32] <ar> thanks
[05:06:35] <mrcoolbp> you got it
[05:06:44] * arti golf claps
[05:06:48] <mrcoolbp> ar: you better buy one tho!
[05:06:54] * mrcoolbp glares at ar
[05:06:54] <arti> buy them for the family
[05:06:57] <ar> :>
[05:07:31] <mrcoolbp> juggs: what is TCL?
[05:07:38] <arti> tcl is a scripting language
[05:07:45] <arti> pronounced tickle
[05:07:47] <mrcoolbp> something "call" language?
[05:08:11] * mrcoolbp googles that too
[05:08:15] <arti> it's pretty easy to pick up, it's like a vintage lua
[05:08:27] <mrcoolbp> Tool Command Language
[05:08:41] <arti> oh i see what you were doing
[05:08:49] * pbnjoe is excited for SoylentStore
[05:09:01] <ar> TCL used to be somehwat popular in the 90s
[05:09:07] * mrcoolbp gets scripting, but doesn't have a lot of experience, knows html decently, but dev experience beyond that is basically high-school stuff
[05:09:37] <arti> well, you can pick apart existing code and modify it
[05:09:52] <juggs> mrcoolbp, egghelp has all you need to know about eggdrop http://www.egghelp.org This will set you on your way to getting to grips with eggdrop tcl http://suninet.the-demon.de This will get you up to speed with TCL http://www.tcl.tk
[05:09:56] <mrcoolbp> arti: do I get to break stuff?
[05:10:00] <arti> oh yes
[05:10:15] <mrcoolbp> juggs: hmm, maybe when I have more time on my hands
[05:10:17] <arti> crutchy has his code online too
[05:10:32] <arti> i think his approach is better for tinkering because if something borks it doesn't disconnect
[05:10:32] <mrcoolbp> juggs: maybe you can show me how to break bender at some point
[05:10:40] <pbnjoe> breaking stuff happens more than making stuff work :p
[05:10:45] * mrcoolbp smashes stuff
[05:11:07] <arti> juggs, so harassing ethanol, what would this entail?
[05:11:12] <paulej72> hulk smash
[05:11:14] <arti> just mimmicing lines back?
[05:11:24] * mrcoolbp tired after smashing stuff makes sure his SN mug is then ponders spending some time with his wife
[05:11:30] <arti> go do it man
[05:11:40] <pbnjoe> ^
[05:11:40] <mrcoolbp> yeah, g'night all
[05:11:45] <pbnjoe> night mrcoolbp
[05:11:46] <arti> take care mrcoolbp, :D
[05:11:50] <arti> nicely done on the store
[05:11:51] <juggs> night mrcoolbp
[05:12:01] <paulej72> night mrcoolbp
[05:12:08] <mrcoolbp> g'night!!! (thx arti)
[05:12:30] <paulej72> I should head to bed too
[05:12:41] <arti> do eet
[05:12:47] <paulej72> good night all
[05:12:48] <pbnjoe> as for the ethanol-bugger, I'd say it should be like ciri, but it only reads/remembers what he writes, then sends him a mishmash of what he previously wrote whenever he says something heheh
[05:12:52] <pbnjoe> night paulej72
[05:12:56] <arti> lol
[05:13:12] <paulej72> ^
[05:13:27] <arti> that's great
[05:13:39] <arti> my feeble mind was thinking of setting the channel +m
[05:13:45] <pbnjoe> pssh
[05:13:46] <arti> then taunting
[05:14:11] <arti> the best kind of fun is subtle
[05:14:33] <juggs> arti, It would be good to counter E-F's contributions with something that sounds like a sane riposte to what they say and try to draw them into a flame war with a bot :D Not easy. But than can be an end goal.
[05:14:38] <pbnjoe> my vote's on it ending up telling him "Ethanol-fueled, Chinese window open poop German fuck"
[05:14:46] <pbnjoe> haha
[05:15:07] <pbnjoe> or what juggs says, if you really pour some time into it :)
[05:15:50] <juggs> Of course E-F is eyeing Loggie's output and chuckling that we would bother - kinda defeats the point of ignoring the troll.
[05:15:59] <arti> damn it
[05:16:10] <pbnjoe> yeah it's all just ideas
[05:16:24] <arti> crutchy will be here in 2 hours
[05:17:12] <pbnjoe> what, gonna ask him to do it?
[05:17:44] <arti> control history, m'boy
[05:18:27] <pbnjoe> oooh
[05:19:03] <arti> also, future scheming shall occur elsewhere
[05:19:06] <pbnjoe> well this will be the last thing I say on the topic so it's easier to snip the subject out, if that's the plan
[05:21:48] <juggs> I suspect the E-F presence we see here is a bot anyway, Seems little point counter-trolling a bot. Unless of course you are into machine wars :D Bot on bot action could be the new porn once the puritanical powers that be outlaw everything else :D
[05:22:35] <pbnjoe> I don't think so
[05:22:42] <pbnjoe> the timing isn't exactly mechanical
[05:23:04] <pbnjoe> whoops I said I was done on the subject :p
[05:58:41] <ar> http://i.imgur.com
[05:59:06] <ar> also, new linux syscall proposed: https://lkml.org
[06:35:54] <arti> a syscall to end all syscalls
[06:36:24] <arti> 40 mins until possible crutchy sighting
[06:36:45] * arti waits in the hunter nest after setting the bait
[06:37:15] <juggs> is there some relevance to a crutchy sighting? Or are you patiently sniping?
[06:38:07] <arti> he is the bringer of g'days and the comber of dauties hair
[06:38:13] <arti> also, sniping
[06:38:53] <juggs> I shouldn't have asked.
[06:39:42] * juggs ducks and covers to feather filled duvet land. Take care all.
[06:40:01] <arti> later juggs
[06:40:14] <arti> may your dreams be full of metal and beer
[06:40:20] juggs is now known as juggs|afk
[06:41:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Mobile Display Ads Effective for Some Products but not All - http://sylnt.us - has-a-bridge-to-sell
[06:52:21] -!- crutchy [crutchy!~crutchy@709-27-2-01.cust.aussiebb.net] has joined #Soylent
[06:54:08] * arti snipes
[06:54:30] <arti> soylent has a store now
[06:54:58] * crutchy wishes he had some money to spend at the store :-/
[06:55:05] <Popeidol> Storelent news?
[06:55:48] <Konomi> Soylent store buy a fresh pair of NC's undies
[06:57:00] * arti shakes head
[06:57:04] <Popeidol> "fresh"
[06:57:08] <arti> gross guys
[06:57:10] <ciri> Yes i believe renowned smut cartoonist sam gross even did stints for the development is an update of the guys webpage.
[06:57:30] <arti> konomi, i imagine you with an ncommander body pillow
[06:58:20] <crutchy> lol
[06:59:21] <arti> "mai husbando"
[06:59:34] <Popeidol> oh man, can we buy ncommander body pillows?
[07:00:03] <arti> if there is enough demand i'm sure mrcoolbp will have it fabricated
[07:00:41] <Popeidol> I'd also accept a life-size bodycast of him if it's more convenient.
[07:01:06] <arti> lol
[07:01:13] <arti> "sweet, i can 3d print this now"
[07:02:06] <crutchy> sex sells
[07:03:38] <arti> we should run this by management
[07:05:24] <crutchy> does that involve submitting scripture to the church of soylent?
[07:08:16] <arti> i think we write it down and attach it to a pinwheel or a rope and the breeze carries it to the gods
[07:08:50] <crutchy> or have it delivered by fat porn pigeon in accordance with RFC8008135
[07:10:18] <arti> manties.
[07:10:37] <crutchy> lmao
[07:10:48] <crutchy> [06:38:07] <arti> he is the bringer of g'days and the comber of dauties hair
[07:11:00] <crutchy> :-P
[07:12:05] <arti> it's your title, man
[07:12:34] <crutchy> might be fun making a troll-the-troll bot, but e-f kinda blows in and out so quick that he might not even notice :-/
[07:12:37] <arti> guess it would be dauty's
[07:12:53] <arti> errbody likes attention
[07:13:07] <crutchy> he appears, curses to the wind and then leaves
[07:13:28] <arti> s my d i'm a druuuuunk
[07:13:51] <crutchy> does ciri have a 'ima fucket' mode?
[07:14:15] <arti> nah, basically on or off
[07:14:23] <arti> could swap out the brains
[07:14:30] <arti> that requires training one
[07:14:36] <crutchy> any bot that can flirt with ncommander without being ordered to has my vote :-P
[07:14:47] <arti> it results in bans
[07:15:02] <crutchy> that was one of the funniest things i've seen here :-D
[07:15:14] <crutchy> sucked the way he took it though :-/
[07:15:36] <arti> it was awesome!
[07:15:48] <arti> one of the reasons i operate the bot
[07:15:49] <crutchy> maybe we need a troll-the-troll scripting competition
[07:16:00] <arti> a troll-a-thon
[07:16:11] <crutchy> doesn't have to involve irc scripting, cos it could be pigggy-backed onto exec
[07:16:16] <arti> this might be a good founding topic for my henchmens and minion's social club
[07:16:21] <crutchy> (or eggdrop or whatever)
[07:16:44] <arti> s/henchmens/henchmen/
[07:16:45] <exec> <arti> this might be a good founding topic for my henchmen and minion's social club
[07:17:18] <crutchy> needs a few good quotes thrown in too
[07:17:38] <crutchy> 'hey ethanol-fuelled... do you know what nemesis means?'
[07:18:01] <arti> just shorten it to cunt
[07:18:13] <crutchy> yeah he would understand that better
[07:18:49] <arti> fetchus some tea, arol (sp?)
[07:19:00] <arti> my british name lore is failing me
[07:19:07] <crutchy> hmm i think any bot that could sink to e-f's language might be vulnerable to the banhammer
[07:19:19] <crutchy> 'arold
[07:19:34] <crutchy> with a silent h
[07:22:15] <arti> yer
[07:25:06] <swiss> http://i.imgur.com Please tell me how that's supposed to plug into there....
[07:25:12] <swiss> stupid ebay seller
[07:25:43] <arti> hey swiss, how's it going?
[07:26:23] <arti> with enough pressure it'll go
[07:26:27] <swiss> a bit of a bummer, i was excited to get that
[07:26:28] <swiss> lolno
[07:26:29] <arti> do you even lift?
[07:26:44] <swiss> they actually included the right sized cable. It just has nowhere else to connect it
[07:27:33] <arti> oh
[07:27:41] <arti> it's not the seller's picture, but yours
[07:28:04] <mrcoolbp> !todo Ncommander body pillow
[07:28:04] <Bender> todo item 26 added
[07:28:10] <arti> wb mrcoolbp
[07:28:25] * mrcoolbp is not here, he is ahsleep
[07:28:30] <arti> mrcoolbp: also if you could look into accessories for it Konomi would be grateful
[07:28:34] <swiss> yeah
[07:29:02] <mrcoolbp> arti: suggestions@soylentnews.org
[07:29:06] <mrcoolbp> AFK
[07:29:08] <ar> 48
[07:29:11] <ar> whoops
[07:29:46] <arti> sweet, now my ideas finally have a home
[07:30:20] <crutchy> g'day mrcoolbp
[07:30:33] <crutchy> hey swiss
[07:30:50] <crutchy> hi ar
[07:31:18] <crutchy> ar, your nick blends in with arti :-P
[07:31:24] <swiss> http://i.imgur.com
[07:31:41] <ar> crutchy: that's unintentional
[07:31:53] <ar> crutchy: i use the same nickname on freenode and ircnet
[07:32:22] <arti> that was an excellent opportunity to tell them about 'us'
[07:32:35] <crutchy> it's easy to type no autocomplete required :-D
[07:32:51] <arti> you'd put americans to shame with your laziness
[07:33:30] <crutchy> nah. my going to work kinda ruins that
[07:33:46] * arti works at a shop that also does automation
[07:33:51] <Konomi> oh god what did I do this time
[07:33:52] <ciri> You're lookig at the headquarters for the love of god, that she will meet you halfway.
[07:33:52] <arti> i try not to think about it too much
[07:34:00] <arti> sounds about right
[07:34:14] <crutchy> you have unleashed the pillow talk
[07:34:24] <arti> LOL
[07:34:54] <arti> https://www.youtube.com
[07:35:00] * crutchy is jealous of konomi's pillow
[07:35:18] <crutchy> oh that could be misconstrued
[07:35:27] * Konomi is not sure how
[07:36:21] <crutchy> neither is crutchy now that he thinks about it
[07:36:36] <crutchy> ow thinking hurts :-/
[07:36:48] <Konomi> !grab crutchy
[07:36:48] <Bender> Added quote 205
[07:36:52] <Konomi> freaking revenge
[07:37:02] * arti claps slowly
[07:37:38] <crutchy> omg you captured proof that i think. now i've lost my excuse for being stupid :-/
[07:38:42] <crutchy> wait a minute. i thought we were in the establishments of privates
[07:38:49] <arti> so yeah, how about that plane?
[07:38:55] <crutchy> how did i get here?
[07:39:18] <arti> https://www.youtube.com
[07:39:24] <arti> sorry, i can't help myself
[07:40:17] <arti> didn't know that he was voiced by robert picardo (voyager doctor)
[07:40:19] <crutchy> that was some shitty luck. i'm glad my folks flew from amsterdam on singapore
[07:40:46] <crutchy> lol it kinda looks like him too
[07:41:16] <arti> i might have to watch that movie again
[07:41:23] <arti> "ya blabbed quaid!"
[07:42:16] <crutchy> you just wanna see the boobie prize :-P
[07:42:39] <arti> i've had my fill of bags of sand
[07:43:51] <crutchy> apparently they hurt when they hit you after falling from height
[07:44:24] <arti> it's cool, it's only a stun and leaves me with 90 hp.
[07:50:47] <crutchy> lol "UN Calls Emergency Meeting Over Plane Crash"
[07:51:16] <crutchy> USA: "there were russian wmd's in that plane!"
[07:51:40] <arti> have they confirmed the passengers on it?
[07:52:37] <crutchy> i don't know anything about it really. i heard in the banter at work that there were some aussies killed
[07:52:54] <ar> Malysian Boeing 777 vs Russian 9K37 Buk: 1:0 for 9K37…
[07:53:51] <ar> those nuts couldn't tell apart a passenger plane flying at 10km from Antonov An-26 flying at 6km
[07:53:56] <crutchy> ar... i'm pretty sure the 9K37 is pretty fucked too
[07:54:14] <arti> trigger happy
[07:54:36] <crutchy> both sides have motive
[07:54:49] <crutchy> hard to know what really happened
[07:55:31] <crutchy> oh wait Fox and CNN are sure to have the truth and nothing but the truth so help me rupert murdoch
[07:56:03] <arti> well CNN is happy because they're the crash news network
[07:56:10] <arti> incoming rating boner
[07:56:39] <arti> i have some nsfw images i nabbed earlier
[07:57:37] <crutchy> "Wall St. slides on Malaysian airliner crash news"... in other news: "Newscorp stocks skyrocket"
[07:58:14] <arti> Ratings Explode!
[07:58:31] <arti> can't take us anywhere
[08:00:48] <ar> arti: Ukrainian what's-left-of-it army wouldn't do it. They'd at least check for an ads-b transponder; Same with regular russian army;
[08:01:13] <arti> seperatists
[08:01:20] <ar> arti: problem is, pro-russian separatists aren't regular army and don't have proper training…
[08:02:04] <ar> (but they had to get the equipment from somewhere and i'd bet my money that they didn't buy it from ukrainians)
[08:02:34] <arti> didn't a unit with one of those launchers defect?
[08:02:58] <crutchy> the CIA would have access to such a launcher
[08:03:14] * crutchy dons tinfoil
[08:09:43] <chromas> Tinfoil++
[08:09:43] <Bender> karma - tinfoil: 1
[08:09:56] <crutchy> g'day chromas
[08:09:58] <chromas> Malware--
[08:09:58] <Bender> karma - malware: -1
[08:10:02] <crutchy> oh
[08:10:15] <chromas> What up crutchy
[08:10:19] <crutchy> did you get the windows virus?
[08:10:48] <chromas> Nephew does. All kinds of shit too, besides windows itself
[08:11:22] <chromas> Browser extensions, changed home pages, proxies, background processes
[08:11:34] <chromas> combofix++
[08:11:34] <Bender> karma - combofix: 1
[08:11:47] <arti> did he get his achievement unlocked for most tricked out pc?
[08:13:10] <chromas> No. :( they said it was coming but we keep having to fill out more forms for it
[08:13:28] <ar> crutchy: there are some weirdos here in poland, that belive USA did it...
[08:14:11] <arti> it makes sense!
[08:14:15] <arti> that way we can get involved
[08:14:34] <arti> it was a plot to have americans on the plane just for that reason, can't you see!?
[08:14:38] * arti takes another hit from the bong
[08:14:41] <crutchy> i dunno who did it, but i wouldn't rule out the USA. the US military wants a base in Ukraine badly
[08:14:56] <arti> so does russia
[08:15:04] <arti> oh wait
[08:15:14] <crutchy> lol
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[08:15:39] <crutchy> cos a russian base in ukraine would make the USA quiver in its boots :-P
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[08:16:41] <crutchy> wb pbnjoe
[08:17:00] <pbnjoe> thanks, dunno what happened
[08:17:12] <arti> an agent took over your matrix body
[08:17:21] <crutchy> maybe it was chromas' dogfart
[08:17:34] <pbnjoe> both sound plausible
[08:17:34] <arti> that's what you get from feeding them people food
[08:17:50] <crutchy> soylent dog is people
[08:17:52] * arti secretly feeds it another nugget
[08:20:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Anti-Glare, Anti-Reflective Mobile Device Display - http://sylnt.us - anti-everything
[08:21:40] <chromas> dogfart--
[08:21:40] <Bender> karma - dogfart: -2
[08:21:42] <ciri> = Ciri[2..5.2.2f (7.7 sec.
[08:21:58] <crutchy> remote_dogfart++
[08:21:58] <Bender> karma - remote_dogfart: 1
[08:22:20] <chromas> Oh no!
[08:22:45] <crutchy> ~dogfart chromas :-P
[08:23:03] <chromas> Need a new exec script
[08:23:15] <chromas> dogfart2.php
[08:23:29] <crutchy> i connect to roggie thru the rear usb port... at least the instruction manual said usb
[08:23:32] <arti> echo "frrrraaaaaaap";
[08:24:41] <crutchy> just don't order the frapé
[08:24:58] <chromas> ~define frapnel
[08:24:59] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3frapnel: The stank left in the room from someone breakin wind. Frap is to Crap what Frapnel is to Shrapnel.
[08:27:44] <Azrael> that makes no sense. a concussive blast would be a closer analogy, with shrapnel having a parallel not with gas but pieces of solid matter. I could see crapnel being tiny peices of the crap exploded outward by the power of the emittance. extending that to frapnel would assume a fart that included matter and not just gas. Am I over thinking this?
[08:28:02] <crutchy> ~define crapsplosion
[08:28:07] <exec> crapsplosion: unable to find definition
[08:28:11] <crutchy> aw
[08:28:30] <crutchy> ~define baysplosion
[08:28:32] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3Baysplosion: An un-motivated explosion, usually in an action movie or film. The word originated from the director Micheal Bay (Transformers 1 and 2, Pearl Harbor, and The Island) who notoriously blows up a conside...
[08:29:19] <chromas> Azrael: so it should be farticles?
[08:30:23] <crutchy> ~define ma blah sploom
[08:30:29] <exec> [stoacademy] 3ma blah sploom: MemA - Memory Alpha
[08:30:37] <crutchy> ke?
[08:31:00] <crutchy> ~define crapticle
[08:31:06] <exec> crapticle: unable to find definition
[08:31:28] <chromas> ~define jerb
[08:31:29] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3jerb: A job belonging to a redneck
[08:31:37] <crutchy> lol
[08:31:48] <crutchy> ~define derka derk
[08:31:50] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3derka derk: Person who is in a sense, a dickhead - spin-off of Team America: World Police's terrorists who say "Derka Derka Derka"
[08:31:55] <chromas> ~define derk a derr
[08:31:59] <chromas> Oh
[08:32:01] <exec> [stoacademy] 3derk a derr: AoE - Area of Effect
[08:32:09] <crutchy> lol yeah thats what i mean
[08:32:21] <JamesNZ> ~define define
[08:32:22] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3define: Verb. 1. To explain the meaning of a word or concept. 2. To impart greater clarity or resolution to.
[08:32:28] <chromas> ~define terk ma jerb
[08:32:36] <exec> [stoacademy] 3terk ma jerb: MemA - Memory Alpha
[08:32:44] <crutchy> ~define back to the pile
[08:32:46] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3Back to the pile: Refers to a big pile of men having sex with each other as a means of protest. Spoken when a group doesn't get their way. First used on an episode of South Park.
[08:34:13] <crutchy> ~define ethanol-fuelled
[08:34:14] <chromas> In the wrastlin' episode they expand on took ma job
[08:34:19] <exec> ethanol-fuelled: unable to find definition
[08:34:32] <chromas> They broke his jawr!
[08:35:13] <JamesNZ> ~define jawr
[08:35:19] <exec> jawr: unable to find definition
[08:35:25] <chromas> !quote ethanol-fueled
[08:35:25] <Bender> Quote 49 - <ethanol-fueled> Nipplebitings.
[08:35:45] <JamesNZ> O_o
[08:36:08] <arti> could be a good password
[08:37:12] <crutchy> http://www.youtube.com
[08:37:28] <crutchy> hahaha i love this one
[08:37:45] <JamesNZ> ar: 'correct nipple battery bitings'
[08:38:32] <JamesNZ> Err, arti*
[08:38:34] <arti> you down with CNBB?
[08:38:37] <Azrael> hmm... slow this morning.. a farticle would be the gas of a fart converted into a cold liquid state dripping, but in an environment so cold that the drips eventually turned it into a particularly shaped solid?
[08:39:51] <crutchy> poojectile
[08:40:44] <Azrael> flung poo ?
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[08:40:50] <prospectacle> hello
[08:40:56] <crutchy> ~define poojectile
[08:40:58] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3poojectile: When you strain really hard to lay down a fart but inadvertently end up shooting out a piece of poo instead. I.e. a projectile made of poo.
[08:40:59] <Azrael> greetings
[08:41:13] <crutchy> oh wow
[08:41:41] <chromas> Slash damage
[08:41:43] <crutchy> hi prospectacle. welcome to the conversation :-D
[08:41:54] <Azrael> a fighting style relying on high velocity faeces as a projecticle weapon - flung poo
[08:41:56] <chromas> Splash
[08:42:28] <prospectacle> I've really arrived in the thick of it here, haven't i
[08:42:44] <crutchy> unless there's laxatives involved
[08:43:14] <crutchy> ~define-add flung poo, a fighting style relying on high velocity faeces as a projecticle weapon
[08:43:14] <exec> definition for term "flung poo" set to "a fighting style relying on high velocity faeces as a projecticle weapon"
[08:43:41] <arti> i can only imagine how awesome this will get with alcohol involved
[08:43:47] <crutchy> ~define-add flung poo, a fighting style relying on high velocity faeces as a projecticle weapon [Azrael]
[08:43:48] <exec> definition for term "flung poo" set to "a fighting style relying on high velocity faeces as a projecticle weapon [Azrael]"
[08:44:28] * crutchy gets very sleepy when alcohol is involved
[08:49:22] <prospectacle> hey crutchy, I found all the playing cards in unicode. you could add a poker game to exec or something
[08:49:23] <prospectacle> blackjack
[08:49:47] <crutchy> cool
[08:50:20] <crutchy> i'm still battling my users script atm, but sounds like a plan
[08:50:28] <prospectacle> they start at #127136
[08:50:42] <prospectacle> hang on i'll pastebin you some code if you want to check it out...
[08:51:32] <crutchy> maybe someone else could have a go? no irc programming required, any language is ok (as long as i can call it from cli)
[08:51:42] <crutchy> oky dokes :-D
[08:51:58] <chromas> 🌈💨
[08:52:33] <crutchy> 🂦
[08:52:35] <ciri> Iirc an emetic is something like elastic tabstops except aligning by pixels instead of having to think of github lol!
[08:52:43] <crutchy> hmm bit hard to read in xchat :-/
[08:52:55] <chromas> It's blank for me
[08:53:22] <arti> depends on the client font, no?
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[08:53:33] <crutchy> i guess
[08:53:35] <prospectacle> yeah you got it
[08:53:46] <crutchy> i'm using Monospace 9
[08:53:59] <crutchy> what's a good irc font?
[08:54:17] <chromas> 🐕💨 for crutchy
[08:54:19] <arti> probably some japanese one
[08:54:23] <arti> they support everything
[08:54:29] <prospectacle> crutchy, they all appear well in the web chat, so I guess any standard web font maybe?
[08:54:35] <prospectacle> times or courier seems ok
[08:55:34] <crutchy> ooh eurostile looks pretty sweet
[08:55:48] <arti> that's a good font
[08:56:01] <crutchy> StarCraft++
[08:56:01] <Bender> karma - starcraft: 2
[08:56:07] <prospectacle> 🂠 🂡 🂢 🂣 🂤 🂥 🂦 🂧 🂨 🂩 🂪 🂫 🂬 🂭 🂮 🂱 🂲 🂳 🂴 🂵 🂶 🂷 🂸 🂹 🂺 🂻 🂼 🂽 🂾 🃁 🃂 🃃 🃄 🃅 🃆 🃇 🃈 🃉 🃊 🃋 🃌 🃍 🃎 🃑 🃒 🃓 🃔 🃕 🃖 🃗 🃘 🃙 🃚 🃛 🃜 🃝 🃞
[08:56:26] <prospectacle> I fold
[08:56:27] <crutchy> aww the tops of the cards are cropped out in this font :-/
[08:58:04] <crutchy> hmm OpenSymbol Bold 11 looks ok
[08:58:18] <arti> why not just use letters and numbers?
[08:58:39] <crutchy> cos then the NSA will understand what we're saying
[08:59:09] <crutchy> we need to speak in code, using playing cards... then they will have no idea :-P
[08:59:30] <crutchy> 🂡 = A
[09:00:56] <crutchy> hmm there's no B so we can't use any words with B in them
[09:01:41] <prospectacle> lol
[09:01:42] <crutchy> oh but there's 8 :-)
[09:01:58] <prospectacle> there's enough cards for 2 alphabets, so we can decide which is which and memorise it
[09:02:33] <crutchy> and we can reserve cards for things like fart noises
[09:02:40] <prospectacle> of cpurse
[09:02:44] <prospectacle> course
[09:03:42] <prospectacle> by which i mean: 🂢🂷 🃅🃜🃒🂩🃊🂾
[09:05:54] <crutchy> we can play chess too: ♔♕♖♗♘♙♚♛♜♝♞♟
[09:06:56] <prospectacle> yeah, there's dominos in there as well just before the cards
[09:07:23] <prospectacle> is there no end to the table games we can play in irc
[09:07:41] <prospectacle> actually yes I think that's it
[09:07:42] <crutchy> ⚀⚁⚂⚃⚄⚅
[09:08:08] <prospectacle> oh yeah that one too
[09:09:40] <prospectacle> could play a modified roulette: ⓫ ⓬ ⓭ ⓮ ⓯ ⓰ ⓱ ⓲ ⓳ ⓴ ⓵ ⓶ ⓷ ⓸ ⓹ ⓺ ⓻ ⓼ ⓽ ⓾ ⓿
[09:09:46] <prospectacle> that would be easy to program, at least
[09:09:54] <prospectacle> mt_rand(0, 20)
[09:10:03] <prospectacle> there, it's half done already
[09:11:51] <crutchy> would be more random in perl
[09:12:21] <crutchy> and you would have to play in reverse for extra challenge :-P
[09:14:26] <prospectacle> also some game that involves animals: 🐗 🐘 🐙 🐚 🐛 🐜 🐝 🐞 🐟 🐠 🐡 🐢 🐣 🐤 🐥 🐦 🐧 🐨 🐩 🐫 🐬
[09:15:02] <prospectacle> it's like rock paper scissors, but elephant beats snail, snail beats fly, fly beats poodle, poodle beats dolphin, etc
[09:15:39] <prospectacle> you only need to figure out (the factorial of the number of the animals) relationships, should only take a minute or two
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[09:34:36] <prospectacle> wow the footage of that plane crash is brutal
[09:51:49] <crutchy> shits me how the media focuses so much attention on a plane crash because it sells newspapers/advertising/subscriptions
[09:52:43] <prospectacle> the news does love to take one story and make it almost the sole focus of the news for weeks
[09:52:53] <prospectacle> as if nothing else important is happening.
[09:53:17] <crutchy> the ukraine plane crash is less about the people that died and more about the politics and business of the region
[09:53:37] <crutchy> /rant
[09:55:33] <prospectacle> also a ground invasion of gaza now
[09:55:58] <crutchy> yeah i saw that
[09:56:17] * prospectacle is grateful to be so far from all these fighting parts of the world
[09:56:38] <prospectacle> i hope we stay out of wwiii but realistically we'll do what america asks us to do
[09:57:54] * crutchy wonders how long we can last before we destroy ourselves
[09:58:36] <prospectacle> let's make a city under the ocean and just wait it out down there
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[10:12:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Math can Make the Internet 5-10 Times Faster - http://sylnt.us - pinch-of-salt
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[10:19:13] <crutchy> hi KonomiNetbook
[10:19:29] <crutchy> hi rand
[10:19:36] <KonomiNetbook> hey
[10:28:39] <rand> hi crutchy
[10:28:45] <rand> hi all
[10:29:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:29:37] <Bender> karma - coffee: 384
[10:30:37] <crutchy> mornin
[10:30:40] <crutchy> coffee++
[10:30:40] <Bender> karma - coffee: 385
[10:30:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep, mornin
[10:31:23] * crutchy floats away to say goodnight to the kiddywinks
[10:37:25] <crutchy> coffee++
[10:37:25] <Bender> karma - coffee: 386
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[11:01:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> showed a 9yo boy how to slay his first dragon last night (minecraft). he's a gamer for life now.
[11:06:55] <prospectacle> you gotta pass on the ancient wisdom
[11:11:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth. nother year or so and i'll get him his very own crown royal sock for dice
[12:17:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> pretty dead in here this am. boys from oz must already be drunk.
[12:19:09] <ar> oh, so it seems that the reason these separatists were unable to tell whether the plane was an Antonov An-26 or Boeing, was that their 9K37 was incomplete - they didn't have radar with it…
[12:21:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> guess russia should have armed them better
[12:22:56] <mattie_p> no, this situation is perfectly fine for Russia
[12:23:27] <mattie_p> now Putin can show the world that Ukraine cannot control the situation so he needs to send troops into Ukraine in order to re-establish order
[12:25:16] <prospectacle> surely he doesn't think anyone buys his "I've got nothing to do with these rebels" posture
[12:25:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> why should he care?
[12:25:35] <ciri> Largely because i was a cli command. He recounts his experience in the second time i've seen the current one yet.
[12:25:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> nobody's going to do anything about it even if he rolls tanks across the border.
[12:26:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> he's just saving money by not having to pay for ammo or death benefits.
[12:26:48] <mattie_p> prospectacle: it doesn't matter that no one believes what he says, no one can prove otherwise so his hands are clean. And what TMB said
[12:26:55] <prospectacle> Boycotts would be expensive to all involved, but at some point they might happen if people are angry enough
[12:27:27] <prospectacle> of course no one is going do anything about it militarily (i hope)
[12:27:58] <mattie_p> well, if they are, that's one reason I left the military a year ago
[12:28:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> sanctions = not doing anything about it because putin doesn't care if he's sanctioned. plenty of nations will ignore any sanctions.
[12:28:53] <prospectacle> They don't have to be binding, if some of his big trading partners stop trading it could still hurt (both sides, of course)
[12:29:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> prospectacle, russia has so many trading partners that would NEVER stop trade with russia that it's impossible to sanction them.
[12:29:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> aside from the fact that they can veto any proposed UN sanctions
[12:30:08] <prospectacle> You're probably right
[12:30:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, don't ruin my perfectly good argument by agreeing with me. yeesh.
[12:30:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Fake TSA Screener Infiltrates SFO Checkpoints, Gropes Women - http://sylnt.us - Hands-on-security
[12:31:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> you forget this is the internet or something?
[12:31:45] <mattie_p> so far I think it is unilateral US sanctions against Russia, which have some impact only because the US$ is the de facto world currency
[12:31:46] <prospectacle> Well I intend to continue arguing the point, I'm just saying there's a good chance I'm in dream land
[12:32:42] <prospectacle> most of russias biggest trading partners are eu members. They depend on Russia a great deal, but if enough countries decide something has to be done, they could find alternative means of getting fuel to europe, for example, at least for a while.
[12:33:56] <prospectacle> in other words if they can find a way to live without russian petrol and gas for a few months, they might be able to inflict more economic damage than they suffer
[12:34:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> prospectacle, some of them are but south american nations and old eastern bloc nations will ignore any call to sanctions.
[12:34:37] <prospectacle> true but it's a number game
[12:34:58] <prospectacle> other than china the biggest export and import partners of russia are eu countries and u.s.
[12:35:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod and you can count on china not to help
[12:36:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> china's so economically neutral unless their bottom line is affected they might as well be switzerland
[12:36:27] <prospectacle> yes, you can leave china out of it, but add up the rest and if they decided too they could create a nagging econonmic ache that would at least give pause for thought
[12:36:41] <prospectacle> that's what I meant to say by "other than china"
[12:36:57] <prospectacle> they don't care very much what other countries do
[12:36:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> possibly, i doubt it but possibly.
[12:37:45] <prospectacle> certainly not when other countries are repatriating disputed territories, they'd look a bit funny complaining about that
[12:38:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't think all of europe suddenly stopping trade with them would cause putin to bat an eye. they're a major power under centralized control unlike europe and putin knows he'll win any argument.
[12:38:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> mostly because folks like greece and italy would be walking everywhere without russian oil.
[12:40:01] <prospectacle> putin has massive public support (in his own country) and I'm not saying he needs it to stay on top, but he doesn't want to see that number go the other way.
[12:40:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> so it's either cold war tactics, hot war tactics, or get used to the idea of russia owning a big chunk of ukraine again.
[12:40:49] <prospectacle> You're right they need the fuel, so some alternative arrangement would have to be made, and it would be expensive. Still, at some point people are willing to spend money if they feel strongly enough
[12:41:21] <prospectacle> remains to be seen how strongly people feel, or will be encouraged to feel, as a result of this
[12:41:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> i dunno about italy and some of the others but i KNOW greece can't afford any increase in fuel prices.
[12:41:58] <prospectacle> yeah it would have to be an eu wide thing that they fund centrally and according to need
[12:42:03] <prospectacle> so a stretch, I concede
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[12:42:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> you'd think SA and such being so close they'd have easy access to mid-east oil but most of europe's, especially eastern, comes from russia.
[12:42:53] <prospectacle> however greece aren't in their top five trading partners, at least according to wikipedia
[12:43:45] <prospectacle> although I suppose if italy and germany and netherlands had a boycott russia would just stop shipping to greece to teach them a lesson
[12:44:29] <prospectacle> so i guess they can just shoot as many of our citizens out of the sky as they like
[12:44:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> i would and i'm not near the canny bastard putin is
[12:44:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> pretty much
[12:44:50] <prospectacle> Although i don't want to believe that
[12:45:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'how it goes when you've got BHO instead of JFK
[12:46:09] <prospectacle> I've got worse than that
[12:47:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> JFK woulda revved up the icbms and said okay, let's destroy the planet over a wee bit of land neither of us cares much about.
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[12:47:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> huge testicles on that man.
[12:47:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> heya LaminatorX
[12:48:08] <LaminatorX> Hello there.
[12:48:50] <prospectacle> yeah jfk was good at staring contents
[12:48:55] <prospectacle> contests
[12:49:00] <prospectacle> either way
[12:49:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> plus he was way better than clinton at bagging hotties while in office.
[12:49:46] <LaminatorX> Anybody see mars Attacks?
[12:49:57] <prospectacle> i love that movie
[12:50:01] <LaminatorX> s/mars/Mars
[12:50:01] <exec> <LaminatorX> Anybody see Mars Attacks?
[12:50:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> LaminatorX, i think i saw like 1/4 of it on accident once.
[12:51:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> while my hands were too busy with eating utensils to grab the remote or something
[12:52:00] <LaminatorX> It has a great JFK joke https://www.youtube.com
[12:55:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth
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[13:04:23] <prospectacle> anyone seen "secret of the incas" apparently it's from 1954 and is the film that indiana jones copied without restraint, down to the plot and costume
[13:04:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> never heard of it
[13:04:45] <prospectacle> http://vimeo.com
[13:05:08] <prospectacle> charlton heston is an idealistic archaeologist who wants to return some artifact to its rightful owners but some other guy has other ideas
[13:05:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh
[13:06:14] <LaminatorX> No, I have seen 633 Squadron though: https://www.youtube.com
[13:07:26] <prospectacle> lol
[13:08:58] <prospectacle> people say films today have too many remakes but it's been going on for decades, they just used to hide it (half-heartedly)
[13:09:13] <LaminatorX> It's not quite as pat a lift as that edit makes it out to be, but it's pretty clearly the inspiration.
[13:09:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> and not scream about copyright because they were the ones ripping shat off
[13:09:51] <prospectacle> yep
[13:10:09] <prospectacle> in 50 years china will be complaining about some upstart country stealing its IP
[13:11:07] <prospectacle> just as america developed many of her early industries using "borrowed" british techniques
[13:11:41] <LaminatorX> http://www.victorianweb.org
[13:12:07] <prospectacle> As a fan of disney's alladin it was eye opening to see the 1940 thief of baghad. http://en.wikipedia.org
[13:12:10] <LaminatorX> Hmm, no bot summary: "Dickens's 1842 Reading Tour: Launching the Copyright Question in Tempestuous Seas "
[13:12:29] <prospectacle> I knew the basic storiy and characters were old, but I didn't realise most of the movie had been made already
[13:13:55] <LaminatorX> Well, as far as Disney ripoff-remakes go: http://www.kimbawlion.com
[13:14:38] <prospectacle> I suppose next we'll find out that dawn of the planet of the apes is based on "Johnny and the world of monkeys" from the 30s or something.
[13:14:39] <ciri> Is watching the world outside of talib you could indicate which privs each set of cards to you instead of paint its grubby water.
[13:15:21] <prospectacle> ah yes I forgot about kimba
[13:15:51] <prospectacle> I mean "I'd never heard of that particular japanese movie before they sued me"
[13:16:19] <LaminatorX> I can only imagine a settlement that involves a pile of cash and a gag order went Tezuka's way.
[13:25:02] <prospectacle> the irony is that they say all the great works of art we love wouldn't exist without copyright. Truth is they wouldn't exist if copyright was enforced fairly.
[13:30:26] <prospectacle> I could rewrite the usual suspects but set it on a dessert planet where they smuggle "spice" instead of drugs. I'll call it Kaiser of the Sandunes, it will be a massive hit
[13:30:37] <prospectacle> or a desert planet, or whatever
[13:35:02] <LaminatorX> Barb Wire has the same plot as Casablanca.
[13:39:45] <prospectacle> ha. well as long as it's for a good cause
[13:46:37] <LaminatorX> Crazy thing about Casablanca: most of the supporting cast really were European ex-pats who fled to the US to escape Fascism. The Marsaillese scene was so passionate because it was only acting in so far as the Nazis weren't real.
[13:49:01] <paulej72> LaminatorX: whould not be too sure about the Nazis being real ;)
[13:49:37] <LaminatorX> Well, I wasn't there.
[13:57:55] <paulej72> but there were many stories about Nazis being discovered in the USA years after the war and being tried for war crimes. Had to be many more that did not get caught
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[14:51:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, Bytram
[14:52:06] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: hiya!
[14:52:21] * mrcoolbp nods at TMB, pending coffee he considers a smile as well
[14:52:30] <Bytram> coffee++
[14:52:30] <Bender> karma - coffee: 387
[14:52:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[14:52:38] <Bender> karma - coffee: 388
[14:52:55] * Bytram notices that is^w was the number of a math-cpoprocessor back-in-the-day
[14:53:12] <mrcoolbp> coffee++
[14:53:12] <Bender> karma - coffee: 389
[14:53:27] <Bytram> !whoup tea
[14:53:27] <Bender> uppers of tea are: arti: 1, crutchy: 1, Bytram: 1
[14:53:41] <Bytram> lol! not even in the same ball park!
[14:55:30] <Bytram> http://feeds.arstechnica.com
[14:55:31] * mrcoolbp reconsiders making a tea++ mug
[14:55:45] <Bytram> mmm, no monopoly here today. :/
[14:57:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> no surprise there. nobody believed they weren't degrading service on purpose.
[14:58:51] <paulej72> monopoly died a horrible death the other night (monopoly left the chat room. (Ping timeout: 244 seconds))
[14:58:58] <Bytram> mrcoolbp: too bad we can't do a auto-pre-increment here... ++coffee
[14:59:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> it would overflow the mug if we did
[14:59:55] * mrcoolbp looks at his oversized mug and smiles
[15:03:12] <LaminatorX> Say, TheMughtyBuzzard, does — work as emdash on production at present?
[15:03:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> should, yeah
[15:04:30] <LaminatorX> Cool, thanks.
[15:04:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> not in poorly parsed rss, mind you.
[15:09:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> and again
[15:09:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[15:09:36] <Bender> karma - coffee: 390
[15:11:24] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: oooooh, I didn't think about RSS... I'm updating a story right now. Should I use "—" or should I play it safe and use " -- "?
[15:11:49] * Bytram is using " -- " at the moment.
[15:12:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> go with the entity. poor parsing should show up as such so people will fix it.
[15:12:08] <Bytram> nod nod
[15:16:26] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: done. thanks for the assist!
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[16:10:35] <blackmoore|afk> whisky++
[16:10:35] <Bender> karma - whisky: 1
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[16:10:56] <Blackmoore> whiskey++
[16:10:56] <Bender> karma - whiskey: 3
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[17:04:47] <drussell> RFC: https://soylentnews.org
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[17:47:44] <mrcoolbp> drussel: that is actually a feature not a bug
[17:47:53] <mrcoolbp> drussel: I'll comment on that issue in a sec
[17:48:47] <mrcoolbp> Why is someone else's User Name appearing on my User Page's Menu?
[17:48:47] <mrcoolbp> This is not a bug. This is a feature! That name is the last user page (besides your own ;) that you have visited. This is useful when you want to hop around between your user info, and someone else's: to compare friends and foes for example. Your account has not been hacked, this is totally by design.
[17:48:51] <mrcoolbp> http://soylentnews.org
[17:51:54] <mrcoolbp> drussell: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
[17:54:34] <mrcoolbp> drussell: I closed the "issue" on github
[18:03:56] <drussell> Got it... Guess I should have looked in the FAQ more closely :)
[18:05:44] <mrcoolbp> drussell: your journal entry was added to the suggestions list on the wiki as well, though we haven't actually implemented any of those, maybe we should add as a "feature request" issue on github instead?
[18:05:57] <mrcoolbp> s/instead/in addition/
[18:05:58] <exec> <mrcoolbp> drussell: your journal entry was added to the suggestions list on the wiki as well, though we haven't actually implemented any of those, maybe we should add as a "feature request" issue on github in addition?
[18:10:28] <drussell> I was just going to stick it on the wiki originally but as I was formulating exactly what to say as an explanation I realized doing a journal entry and getting comments would probably be better than trying to explain on IRC or a simple wiki entry
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[18:12:08] <drussell> Once again, thanks for the lightnight fast responses, everyone! I'm always amazed how little projects like SN ,run by volunteers, work so well!
[18:12:14] <drussell> Keep up the great work, all!
[18:12:56] <drussell> crap... should have been a /lightnight/lightning LOL :)
[18:14:11] <drussell> Don't even know how I typed that one... What the heck is a lightnight? A black hole you plug into the wall to suck the light out of the room and make it DARKER so you can sleep? :)
[18:20:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> NCommander needs one of those. He's living in alaska right now and they have wicked long days in the summer.
[18:21:12] <arti> maybe he knows about vampires
[18:21:21] <arti> dramatic_drop.ogg
[18:22:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> well of course he does. he runs a news organization with all the snoopiness that entails.
[18:23:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> he was going to go all van helsing but the money was better running SN.
[18:23:50] <arti> haha
[18:25:15] <Blackmoore> just wait till we start reporting on the greys!
[18:25:33] <arti> what about the lizard men!?
[18:25:44] <arti> man i haven't seen an enquirer in ages
[18:25:48] <arti> my grandma loved those things
[18:26:14] <Blackmoore> http://weeklyworldnews.com
[18:26:38] <arti> bat boy stuff right?
[18:27:35] <Blackmoore> yep
[18:28:32] <Blackmoore> the google image search for that is awesome
[18:29:02] <arti> indeed, that's pretty awesome
[18:30:55] <Blackmoore> always far mor interesting than Inquirere
[18:31:28] <Blackmoore> ererererrrrr .. cripes. I sould get a voice to text it would be more accurate than my fingers
[18:31:29] <ciri> Outer text <blockquote> here's the referenced text</blockquote> some text that refers to some guns.
[18:31:38] <arti> close enough :D
[18:32:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> someone been monkeying with live's css?
[18:32:16] <Blackmoore> think I'll submit a bunch of these on april 1st next year
[18:38:41] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: i have not. what is the issue
[18:42:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, sec, will screenshot
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[18:44:25] <crutchy> Blackmoore: news @ 11: the greys took our jobs! redneck yokle adds "ey tok mah yerb!"
[18:45:04] <arti> fun episode
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[18:45:11] <arti> i also liked the fags one
[18:45:25] <arti> imagination land was pretty good too
[18:45:30] <crutchy> same one i think
[18:45:51] <crutchy> you mean the 'back to the pile' one?
[18:46:05] <arti> nah, where they had motorcyclists being all loud
[18:46:11] <crutchy> lol
[18:46:26] <arti> they wanted attention, would make revving noises when inside places
[18:46:46] <Bytram> monopoly - here ya go: http://online.wsj.com
[18:47:11] <arti> that link
[18:47:12] <Bytram> g'day folks!
[18:47:21] <arti> g'day Bytram, may the codez be with you
[18:47:32] <crutchy> gathp! looks like a google link
[18:47:43] <crutchy> i think it killed monopoly
[18:47:49] <crutchy> g'day marty
[18:48:35] * TheMightyBuzzard heads outside to restring a fishing rod
[18:49:30] <Bytram> crutchy: g'day! Nahhh, mono's been gone for a while, but I dunno whom to ask to get it restarted. :/
[18:50:00] <crutchy> it's chromas' baby
[18:51:15] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: hey there! Hope the fishin's good!
[18:52:15] <crutchy> might be this one: https://github.com
[18:53:00] <Bytram> sounds like a good candidate
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[19:28:48] <drussell> mrcoolbp: How difficult would it be to store not just the last person whose profile you looked at but show 3 or 4 so you could jump between the last few people (like a TV's JUMP button that goes back more than one channel instead of just bouncing between two)? That would make it both more useful AND less confusing if you've jumped to a few different people, you'd see user x (x) | user y (y) | user z (z)
[19:30:06] <drussell> I realize the pointlessness of including your own profile as a link, since you're already ON your the profile...
[19:30:17] <crutchy> it would defy the laws of physics :-P
[19:30:24] <mrcoolbp> drussell: I'm the last person to ask on dev stuff, you could ask paulej72 or TheMightyBuzzard as they are the most active code-monkeys right now. Else: you could (again) post a feature request as an issue on the github issue tracker
[19:30:54] <drussell> Yeah, NP... Just thinking out lound, really....
[19:31:31] <crutchy> drussell, this is the place for that :-)
[19:31:54] <crutchy> or talking about waffles :-)
[19:32:03] <crutchy> mmmm
[19:32:03] <paulej72> drussell: it sometimes does that. not sure what triggeres it. I really hate that interface and want to kill it some how. I do not like that i pushes the center content down.
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[19:32:07] <crutchy> waffles++
[19:32:07] <Bender> karma - waffles: 3
[19:32:23] <mrcoolbp> paulej72++
[19:32:23] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 41
[19:32:27] <mrcoolbp> paulej72++
[19:32:28] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 42
[19:32:31] <mrcoolbp> there we go = )
[19:32:43] <crutchy> paulej72 is the meaning of life
[19:32:48] <mrcoolbp> yes, he is.
[19:32:54] <crutchy> s/is/*is*/
[19:32:54] <exec> <crutchy> paulej72 *is* the meaning of life
[19:33:12] <mrcoolbp> ooooh, pretty stars
[19:33:21] <paulej72> i stopped giving karam to bacon in ## because i was at 1337
[19:33:36] <crutchy> coffee++
[19:33:36] <Bender> karma - coffee: 391
[19:33:48] <crutchy> ooh coffee is close to 1337 here
[19:33:53] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: I'm pretty sure !karma bacon has reached 1292319873213987
[19:33:58] <mrcoolbp> in that room at least
[19:34:08] <arti> coffee++
[19:34:08] <Bender> karma - coffee: 392
[19:34:16] <paulej72> my contirbution was 1337 do a !whoup in ##
[19:35:02] * crutchy wonders if you can give karma to a channel
[19:35:07] <crutchy> ##++
[19:35:11] <Bytram> for (i=1; i<=945; i++) {coffee++;}
[19:35:15] <Bytram> =)
[19:36:07] <Bytram> that would do it... and at one per second (to avoid a banhammer) would take just under 16 minutes.
[19:36:10] <crutchy> i have toyed with the idea of being able to write little scripts for exec in irc, but it would prolly be abused and would be so limited that it would suck anyway
[19:36:22] <crutchy> i made a script where you could assign variables
[19:36:49] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: that idea intrigues me greatly
[19:36:54] <crutchy> and then use them in messages
[19:36:56] <Bytram> crutchy: it would most certainly be abused... we're *creative* folk!
[19:37:11] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: I need to det into software development somehow (and re-learning scripting is probably a good start)
[19:37:15] <Bytram> (multiple words)++
[19:37:15] <Bender> karma - (multiple words): 1
[19:37:17] <mrcoolbp> s/det/dev/
[19:37:18] <exec> <mrcoolbp> crutchy: I need to dev into software development somehow (and re-learning scripting is probably a good start)
[19:37:28] <crutchy> abuse == testing :-)
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[19:37:38] <mrcoolbp> catch anything?
[19:37:46] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: hello and how's the fish?
[19:37:51] <Bytram> brb
[19:37:53] <mrcoolbp> s/?/good?/
[19:37:54] <exec> <mrcoolbp> catch anythinggood?
[19:37:55] <crutchy> i won't recommend php because other devs will hurt me :-P
[19:37:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> was just restringing a pole for in the morning.
[19:38:21] <mrcoolbp> crtuchy: ask 6 devs, get 6 different answers eh?
[19:38:31] <crutchy> prolly
[19:38:32] <ciri> Though prolly neads a link there too.
[19:38:46] <mrcoolbp> prolly
[19:38:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> medium action ocean rod, 65lb braided line, drag set at about 50lbs.
[19:39:07] <mrcoolbp> TMB: ah yes I recall now
[19:39:28] * TheMightyBuzzard is not losing another huge catfish to insufficiently prepared equipment
[19:39:33] <crutchy> the problem with php is that it sucks so bad that everyone uses it. lucky i'm not a pro dev or i would brain my damage trying to work that out
[19:40:10] <mrcoolbp> brain_damage_pink_floyd.ogg
[19:40:43] <mrcoolbp> "the lunatic, is in my head" *meniacal laughter*
[19:40:59] <crutchy> well, not *everyone* uses it, but a lot i guess
[19:41:07] <crutchy> lol
[19:43:30] <arti> crutchy, kinda like c
[19:43:31] <crutchy> perl might not be a bad choice if you're keen to eventually get into slashtorture
[19:44:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> do it. come over to the dark side. we have coffee.
[19:44:07] <arti> we all know developers cannot be trusted
[19:44:25] <arti> "i got this!" /famous last words
[19:44:32] <crutchy> arti, what about engineers?
[19:44:59] <Bytram> "Of all the languages that developers know, universal among them is profanity."
[19:45:06] <arti> that's a good quote
[19:45:09] <crutchy> we're probably even less trustworthy... "sure you're getting your moneysworth!"
[19:45:24] <crutchy> Bytram++
[19:45:24] <Bender> karma - bytram: 6
[19:45:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> grep -rIHni fuck /usr/src/linux
[19:45:49] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: LOL!
[19:46:15] <Bytram> wish I could claim credit for that one, but I know not its source, either. :(
[19:46:27] <crutchy> i would guess i++ is even more popular than c++
[19:46:28] <arti> crutchy, idk there's humans involved
[19:47:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> engineers are devs who can put up with management as well as code.
[19:47:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> i have not that skill set
[19:47:50] <crutchy> nah i mean rock ape engineers :-P
[19:48:14] <arti> like the ones who make hospital equipment that can discharge lethal amounts of radiation
[19:48:32] <Bytram> therak-25 (IIRC)
[19:48:34] <arti> "nah that's totally a sunburn"
[19:48:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> good for business
[19:48:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> makes more sick people
[19:48:55] <Bytram> hmmm: therac-25 ??
[19:49:04] <arti> the key is cheap fast food TheMightyBuzzard
[19:49:05] <crutchy> i'm pretty sure that one went south when programmers got involved "yeah i totally got this"
[19:49:29] <arti> so since you code you're not an engineer :P
[19:49:33] <Bytram> arti: doen't sound "good" then (Pick 2 of; good, fast, cheap)
[19:49:45] <arti> i prefer to hack that
[19:49:56] <arti> "see, it shows all, even though only two are selected"
[19:50:00] <arti> "pay me"
[19:50:40] <crutchy> as long as it says all 3 on the brochure
[19:50:54] <arti> just depends how the contract is worded
[19:51:26] <Bytram> how about: good <span style="font-size: 2pt">enough</span>
[19:51:36] <arti> whats the largest font size supported?
[19:51:46] <arti> scientific notation work?
[19:51:55] <Bytram> depends on the renderer
[19:52:05] <crutchy> just make sure you have the "when it goes overtime and overbudget you pay us more" is at the end (or buried in the middle somewhere)
[19:52:26] <arti> usually occurs with changes
[19:52:39] <arti> "yeah we really like it, we also want it to do X,Y,Z."
[19:52:57] <arti> "let's also change the platform!"
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[19:55:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> arti, solution to that: no problem, it will cost you 3x what i would have charged extra if that had been specified in the first place.
[19:55:37] <arti> indeed, given enough time and money anything is possible
[19:55:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> given enough paying of me, there's no code i will not write.
[19:56:21] * mrcoolbp pays TheMightyBuzzard in cirisnacks currently
[19:56:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> bullshit i charge a premium for though.
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[19:56:47] <arti> alright, fine, we'll supply filled donuts
[19:57:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> mrcoolbp, i do slash for the fame and hot women throwing themselves at me.
[19:57:43] <Bytram> ~weather TheMightyBuzzard
[19:57:46] <arti> it would be incredibly amusing if they were actually attracted to you like mass to a black hole
[19:57:57] <arti> "why does this keep happening!?"
[19:57:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> poor crutchy
[19:58:06] <mrcoolbp> arti: ROFL
[19:58:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> arti, i'm fine with that as long as they're only figuratively hot. flaming people would ruin the drapes.
[19:59:06] <arti> might smell good though
[19:59:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> mmmmmmm.... bacony
[20:04:08] <drussell> !current-uid
[20:04:08] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 4558, owned by pnkwarhall
[20:04:42] <Blackmoore> but flaming people smell a bit like bacon..
[20:05:06] <mrcoolbp> how would you know?
[20:05:19] <mrcoolbp> nevermind, don't answer that...
[20:05:28] <Blackmoore> um.. er... eh... http://what-if.xkcd.com
[20:18:13] <arti> variety meats
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[20:21:14] <bytram|away> afk [nap]
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[20:26:20] <crutchy> next exec mini-project: detection/recovery from ping timeout :-/
[20:26:26] <crutchy> coffee++
[20:26:26] <Bender> karma - coffee: 393
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[20:28:11] <crutchy> coffee++
[20:28:11] <Bender> karma - coffee: 394
[20:28:33] <crutchy> ^my ping timeout detector atm :-P
[20:28:54] <arti> sounds like a crummy client
[20:29:31] <crutchy> yes
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[20:30:41] <crutchy> xchat pings the server too... maybe when it doesn't get a pong it thinks to itself "mwahahaha we're dc but i'm not gunna tell the user"
[20:31:10] * crutchy goes looking for ping timeout setting
[20:31:40] <arti> ddos the server
[20:31:42] <ciri> No server involvement makes for better security anyway.
[20:31:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, try hexchat. xchat forked and still actively developed, for an odd definition of actively.
[20:32:08] <crutchy> will now
[20:32:31] <arti> there's also this: http://quassel-irc.org
[20:34:02] <crutchy> wtf! hexchat not in debian repos?
[20:34:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'in arch repos. switch distros real quick.
[20:35:45] <crutchy> sudo apt-get install arch-linux :-P
[20:36:56] <crutchy> aww fuck. its in sid
[20:37:09] <arti> crutchy is doing sid!
[20:38:08] <crutchy> $choose install-hexchat-from-unstable-repos-and-risk-dependency-hell stick-with-xchat-and-keep-the-coffee++-flowing
[20:38:21] <crutchy> err
[20:38:28] <crutchy> ciri-help
[20:38:33] <crutchy> !help
[20:38:33] <Bender> documentation for jsonbot can be found at http://jsonbot.org
[20:38:37] <Bender> see !list for loaded plugins and "!help plugin" for help on the plugin.
[20:38:37] <arti> !decide yes no
[20:38:38] <ciri> The roll of the dice picks: yes.
[20:38:43] <crutchy> ah
[20:38:55] <crutchy> !decide install-hexchat-from-unstable-repos-and-risk-dependency-hell stick-with-xchat-and-keep-the-coffee++-flowing
[20:38:56] <ciri> The roll of the dice picks: stick-with-xchat-and-keep-the-coffee++-flowing.
[20:39:09] <arti> !decide yes no maybe sometimes "could be" "won't be" "light it on fire"
[20:39:10] <ciri> The roll of the dice picks: light it on fire.
[20:39:18] <crutchy> lol
[20:39:56] <crutchy> !decide 1 2 3 4 5 i-like-trains
[20:39:56] <ciri> The roll of the dice picks: 5.
[20:41:21] <crutchy> i might add that to ciri's wiki section
[20:41:26] <crutchy> if that's ok
[20:41:33] <arti> so shall the record state
[20:41:34] <chromatos> crutchy: build from source. You know you want to
[20:41:44] <arti> far too logical
[20:42:38] <mrcoolbp> chromatos: is monopoly AWOL?
[20:42:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> this is actually a situation where building from source could be warranted.
[20:42:57] <arti> yeah, i think he shifted the blame to xlefay
[20:43:06] <arti> monopoly is good.
[20:43:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> hexchat doesn't update often enough to make it a pain and no package manager hell
[20:43:35] <chromatos> mrcoolbp: yeah; the server laptop died and I'm visiting family. I forgot to forward ssh too
[20:43:45] <mrcoolbp> IC
[20:43:50] <arti> he's actually just at the bar
[20:43:54] <arti> long bender
[20:44:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> he didn't say where the family was
[20:44:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> could be both
[20:44:15] <mrcoolbp> indeed
[20:44:20] <arti> sounds like a legit friday
[20:44:21] <chromatos> There's always $title http://whatever.cum
[20:44:30] <arti> $title http://anus.com
[20:44:31] <aqu4> Title for page http://anus.com: "301 Moved Permanently"
[20:44:43] <arti> colostomy?
[20:44:54] <mrcoolbp> cromatostomy?
[20:44:56] <chromatos> Lol. It's in sister and her kids and for some reason, some mexican kid hanging out
[20:44:58] <arti> "i've got my shit on tap!"
[20:45:20] <arti> maybe he's like sapient pearwood, but in the gardener variety?
[20:45:24] * arti shows himself out
[20:45:57] * mrcoolbp feeds arti an arti-snack
[20:45:58] <crutchy> !grab chromatos
[20:45:58] <Bender> Added quote 206
[20:46:05] <mrcoolbp> lol
[20:46:23] <chromatos> s/in/my
[20:46:39] <chromatos> /
[20:46:42] <mrcoolbp> heh
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[20:46:51] <mrcoolbp> DENIED!
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[20:46:58] <crutchy> ~sed on
[20:46:59] <exec> sed enabled for 8#Soylent
[20:47:07] <crutchy> exec had ping timeout before too :-(
[20:47:27] * arti heard that in quake3 announcer
[20:47:34] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: s/ping timeout/freakout sesh/
[20:47:34] <exec> <mrcoolbp> <crutchy> exec had freakout sesh before too :-(
[20:47:42] <arti> brb, fooding
[20:47:54] <mrcoolbp> I JUST gave you a snack, jeez
[20:48:00] <crutchy> arti: s/oo/loo/
[20:48:01] <exec> <crutchy> <arti> brb, flooding
[20:52:56] <arti> lol
[20:53:03] * arti has only had juiced veggies
[20:53:04] <ciri> Even during the early summer, the problemis https doesn't work without an aur package because you put veggies in the example i'd say.
[20:53:16] <arti> quite /british
[20:53:43] <arti> i require bacon and eggs
[20:57:37] <Blackmoore> i require a drink. cripes. what is with these people.
[20:58:00] * arti pours Blackmoore some mango lemonade
[20:58:09] <arti> if you've got some vodka it's pretty awesome
[20:58:20] <arti> not sure how much work you have left to do
[21:01:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Internet Archive "Desperately" Needs Help with JSMESS & Web Audio API - http://sylnt.us - SOS-to-the-World
[21:01:36] <Blackmoore> another hour, and then i hit the road. i've a fresh bottle of tullemore dew I'll crack open at camp.
[21:02:09] <crutchy> Bender: s/SOS-to-the-World/needs-a-vacuum-cleaner
[21:02:09] <exec> <crutchy> <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Internet Archive "Desperately" Needs Help with JSMESS & Web Audio API - http://sylnt.us - needs-a-vacuum-cleaner
[21:02:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> aright, bender needs fixed to render entities instead of repeating them. that's getting on my tits.
[21:02:41] <chromatos> From the tits-for-tots dept
[21:02:47] <crutchy> &-ist
[21:03:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> tits are wasted on the young.
[21:03:22] <crutchy> so true
[21:04:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, i see, it was &amp;
[21:04:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> we double encoded it. we suck. good thing i fixed that in the unicode stuff.
[21:05:03] <chromatos> Just copying twatter
[21:05:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> bender rendered, twatter bot didn't.
[21:05:57] <crutchy> maybe double-encoding is what it takes to become popular nowadays
[21:06:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> could be. i feel we should try it done properly though and see where that takes us.
[21:06:38] <crutchy> could double-decode without any probs
[21:07:28] <crutchy> how many people type 'zomg i want } ponies!'
[21:07:46] <crutchy> meaning for the entity to remain
[21:08:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> believe i'll go take my annoyance out on some snakes with a 12 gauge.
[21:08:22] <ciri> Your family made it do css voodoo with the drop bears and trouser snakes there's plenty of that clip.
[21:08:53] <crutchy> catch them with your hands like croc hunter... its so much more horrible for them then
[21:09:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> he's dead n i'm able to learn from the mistakes of the truly stupid.
[21:10:10] <crutchy> and say things like "new om gunna jem my thumb up is butthole... en eez gunna git reeely pissed orf!"
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[21:11:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'll do that after he's very, very dead. cottonmouths are poisonous.
[21:11:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> add some insult to the injury and all that.
[21:11:57] <crutchy> http://www.youtube.com
[21:12:21] <crutchy> aww no moropory :-(
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[21:17:55] <paulej72> chromatos: if you were staff you would have space on our linodes to run your bots :)
[21:19:05] <chromatos> Yeah but then I'd have to participate in meatings instead of spectating
[21:19:29] <paulej72> what is a bit sad is wtching the server logs when it deactivates a user account due to inactivity.
[21:19:44] <paulej72> chromatos: that didn’t stop TheMightyBuzzard|Killing
[21:21:14] <arti> http://www.telegraph.co.uk
[21:24:43] <mrcoolbp> chromatos: I don't think we've required anyone to attend any meetings
[21:25:04] <mrcoolbp> nor required participation
[21:32:35] <crutchy> my bot usually only gets any attention from me when it borks. if it was running smoothly on a good server it probably wouldn't be developed at all :-P
[21:35:33] <chromatos> crutchy: use my Pascal component and then it will break all the time :D
[21:36:14] <arti> lol
[21:36:28] <arti> crutchy++
[21:36:28] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 79
[21:36:30] <arti> chromatos++
[21:36:30] <Bender> karma - chromatos: 1
[21:36:35] <arti> chromas++
[21:36:35] <Bender> karma - chromas: 21
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[21:57:39] * mrcoolbp heads into the city
[21:57:50] <arti> bring back some fish heads please
[21:57:55] <mrcoolbp> k
[21:58:04] <arti> sweet, thanks man
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[22:07:45] <arti> hey Subsentient
[22:07:48] <arti> happy friday :D
[22:07:54] <Subsentient> hi a
[22:07:56] <Subsentient> arti
[22:08:02] <arti> d-derp
[22:08:05] <arti> :P
[22:13:51] <Blackmoore> have a good weekend folks
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[22:32:37] <crutchy> hi Subsentient
[22:32:40] <crutchy> coffee++
[22:32:40] <Bender> karma - coffee: 395
[22:32:56] <crutchy> now that kiddies are awake i can have one :-D
[22:33:30] <Subsentient> hi crutchy
[22:33:55] <crutchy> what's new?
[22:34:01] <arti> why, do you have some loud ass machine?
[22:34:14] <arti> or is it the smell, if there is such a thing...
[22:38:57] <crutchy> ...they can taste my stink, and everytime they do they fear that they've somehow been infected by it
[22:39:38] <crutchy> i have a rocket kettle
[22:40:09] <crutchy> when it boils it sounds like it's taking off
[22:40:30] <arti> is this something you got as a graduation pressie when you became an engineer?
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[22:41:11] <crutchy> lol. nah i just got a big debt to pay off wwhen i graduated. thankfully that debt is now gone :-D
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[22:42:36] <crutchy> maybe its the stainless kettles. they always seem loud
[22:42:46] <crutchy> hi JamesNZ & FunPika
[22:43:02] <JamesNZ> Hey crutchy \o
[22:44:20] <crutchy> FunPika, how goes the wiki stuff?
[22:48:07] <arti> wicked?
[22:53:52] <crutchy> i try to add bits to it when i think of stuff
[22:54:05] <crutchy> mainly irc-related
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[22:56:28] <crutchy> one day i'll try to add smarts to the wiki exec script
[22:57:01] <crutchy> hi juggs
[22:57:27] <juggs> hi crutchy :)
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[23:31:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Air Force Research: How to Use Social Media to Control People like Drones - http://sylnt.us - follow-us-on-twitter-and-RT-everything
[23:33:15] <crutchy> from the we-have-the-matrix-now-we-just-need-to-establish-zion-for-the-dissidents department
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