#Soylent | Logs for 2014-07-17
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[00:03:01] <prospectacle> I don't want to jinx it, but I predict SN will be in the black within a week of opening subscriptions/swag-store. Mark my words.
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[00:05:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> i just want a big coffee++ mug. i'm good if that's covered.
[00:05:10] <mrcoolbp> prospectacle: that would be idea
[00:05:12] <mrcoolbp> ideal
[00:05:13] <xlefay> I want dat bacon++ mug.
[00:05:23] <mrcoolbp> ThemightyBuzzard: I'll send you mine if I don't like it = )
[00:06:27] * TheMightyBuzzard is fully prepared to break out a sharpie and create his own if absolutely necessary
[00:06:55] <prospectacle> TheMightyBuzzard, there is indeed one of those
[00:06:57] <mrcoolbp> TheMightyBuzzard: can you wait a week = )
[00:07:03] <prospectacle> with a SN logo beneath the big "Coffee++"
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[00:08:04] <prospectacle> http://imgur.com
[00:08:05] <monopoly> ^ 03imgur: the simple image sharer
[00:08:27] <prospectacle> TheMightyBuzzard, that's mrcoolbp's progress on the store
[00:08:49] <prospectacle> Expensive for a coffee mug, but it's for a good cause
[00:08:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, seen. saw the original mockup store he did too.
[00:09:02] <SpallsHurgenson> I like the one in the bottom middle.
[00:09:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> prospectacle, right, putting coffee in my bloodstream.
[00:09:09] <SpallsHurgenson> the t-shirt is nice too
[00:09:27] <mrcoolbp> it's a work in progress, I'll have it hashed out a little better soon
[00:09:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> meetings are funny. for every "good point, staffie, we should discuss this." there are four that're either redundant or just silly.
[00:09:38] <prospectacle> lol
[00:10:03] <prospectacle> four to one is a good ratio for most meetings
[00:10:20] <SpallsHurgenson> seriously. I'm lucky if I get one good idea out of four MEETINGS
[00:10:33] <prospectacle> lol
[00:10:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> i really do not miss them at all since i went into business for myself.
[00:10:57] <prospectacle> they say the best way to have good ideas it have lots of ideas
[00:11:01] <SpallsHurgenson> and that idea is usually to reverse any of the dozen BAD ideas that were put into action during previous mettings :)
[00:11:09] <SpallsHurgenson> s/mett/meet/
[00:11:10] <exec> <SpallsHurgenson> and that idea is usually to reverse any of the dozen BAD ideas that were put into action during previous meetings :)
[00:11:25] <prospectacle> pity that most people in most meetings think all their ideas are good
[00:11:44] <SpallsHurgenson> but my ideas ARE good! :)
[00:11:55] <Bytram> .op
[00:11:55] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o Bytram] by juggler
[00:12:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, if i have an idea i'll bug someone incessantly outside a meeting
[00:12:15] <Bytram> .topic #Soylent Welcome to our NEW Digs! | Board meeting currently in progress in #staff
[00:12:17] <prospectacle> I keep my good ideas to myself. They don't pay me enough for those ones.
[00:12:19] <Bytram> .deop
[00:12:19] -!- mode/#Soylent [-o Bytram] by juggler
[00:12:22] <xlefay> So that they can bring it forward, in the meetings? :)
[00:12:29] <idetuxs> I Want that coffee mug!
[00:12:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> xlefay, zactly but with less chaos.
[00:12:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> idetuxs, represent yo
[00:12:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[00:12:59] <Bender> karma - coffee: 376
[00:13:15] <SpallsHurgenson> good god, cat just projectile-vomited on my shoes
[00:13:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab SpallsHurgenson
[00:13:31] <Bender> Added quote 202
[00:13:36] <xlefay> SpallsHurgenson, did you feed it frozen coffee again?
[00:13:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> saved for posterity
[00:13:54] <idetuxs> TheMightyBuzzard: ok! :P
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[00:14:24] <idetuxs> lol SpallsHurgenson
[00:14:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> idetuxs, the big one, right?
[00:14:52] <Bytram> .op
[00:14:52] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o Bytram] by juggler
[00:15:08] <Bytram> .topicappend | Board meeting currently in progress in #staff
[00:15:12] <idetuxs> Yeah!
[00:15:13] <xlefay> Odd, let me check
[00:15:14] <xlefay> .flags
[00:15:16] <idetuxs> coffee++
[00:15:16] <Bender> karma - coffee: 377
[00:15:22] <Bytram> xlefay: thanks!
[00:15:24] <idetuxs> the bigger the cup the better
[00:15:36] <idetuxs> more coffee and tea per cup
[00:15:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i insisted pon having one for me to buy.
[00:15:45] <xlefay> .flags !management +t
[00:15:45] -ChanServ:#Soylent- xlefay set flags +t on !management.
[00:16:04] <xlefay> Bytram, try it now (you also don't have to .op first, .commands just work regardless of opped status)
[00:16:13] <Bytram> .topicappend | Board meeting currently in progress in #staff
[00:16:13] juggler changed topic of #Soylent to: #Soylent Welcome to our NEW Digs! | | Board meeting currently in progress in #staff
[00:16:40] <xlefay> topicappend, also automatically, prefixs the appended messages with a | :P
[00:16:46] <mrcoolbp> juggs: please save the old topic too
[00:17:05] <Bytram> xlefay: so, did you change my privs, or change what was required in order to do a .topicappend?
[00:17:32] <xlefay> Correct, I added a flag to the management group so you, and the others in said group can append/change topics. ;)
[00:17:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> me heads in search of foods
[00:18:10] * TheMightyBuzzard gives his / key the finger
[00:18:37] <Bytram> xlefay: so I can do a ".topic blah blah blah" too?
[00:18:50] <xlefay> Correct
[00:19:46] <Bytram> .topic #Soylent Welcome to our NEW Digs! | Board meeting currently in progress in #staff
[00:19:46] juggler changed topic of #Soylent to: #Soylent Welcome to our NEW Digs! | Board meeting currently in progress in #staff
[00:19:53] <Bytram> .deop
[00:19:53] -!- mode/#Soylent [-o Bytram] by juggler
[00:20:02] <Bytram> xlefay: works great! thanks!
[00:20:13] <juggs> mrcoolbp, sorry wut, save topic... I'm not touching the topic :-/
[00:20:23] <xlefay> No worries, yw :)
[00:20:29] <xlefay> I believe juggs can also .op here :p
[00:20:29] <mrcoolbp> save the old one you overwrote I meant
[00:22:04] <pbnjoe> xlefay!
[00:22:15] <pbnjoe> hello!
[00:22:17] <xlefay> pbnjoe, woa!
[00:22:24] <xlefay> Hi man, how have you been?
[00:22:53] <pbnjoe> I've been alright, missed you man :) holding up ok?
[00:23:08] <xlefay> Sorta, long story. Anyway, Glad to be back!
[00:23:17] <pbnjoe> I've heard the gist I believe
[00:23:20] <pbnjoe> I'm glad you are too
[00:23:24] * SpallsHurgenson returns from kitty-cleanup. "Disgusting as it was, there's a part of me that can't help but be impressed with the cat's range."
[00:23:27] <xlefay> How's life been treating ya?
[00:23:31] <xlefay> Thanks man :)
[00:23:39] <xlefay> SpallsHurgenson, LOL!
[00:24:04] <pbnjoe> pretty well, my Raspberry Pi arrived today and I'm currently looking at it install the OS :p
[00:24:05] <ciri> Dropping a footlong brownsnake on your propane grill? Not of any great import in the new raspberry pi b+ - youtube.
[00:24:13] <xlefay> nice!
[00:24:14] <pbnjoe> shut up ciri
[00:24:28] <xlefay> What's ya gonna put on there?
[00:24:43] <pbnjoe> OpenELEC for now, see how well it works as an HTPC
[00:24:44] * SpallsHurgenson has too many computers lying about collecting dust already to invest in a pi
[00:24:55] * pbnjoe doesn't :)
[00:25:11] <pbnjoe> and then I'm going to try my hand at using breadboards and resistors and LEDs
[00:25:17] <pbnjoe> I got a bundle thingie
[00:25:33] <xlefay> nice :)
[00:25:45] <pbnjoe> ah, look at it boot
[00:25:46] <pbnjoe> glorious
[00:25:49] * SpallsHurgenson is jealous of pbnjoe's lack of hardware for multiple reasons now :)
[00:25:51] <xlefay> haha +1
[00:25:56] <pbnjoe> what are you up to on your end xlefay?
[00:26:06] <xlefay> #staff xD
[00:26:12] <pbnjoe> oh, fun
[00:26:31] <pbnjoe> aw darn, this version of NOOBS is old
[00:27:12] <SpallsHurgenson> old Noobs? That sounds contradictory
[00:27:14] * pbnjoe is still wrinkling his nose at ciri's last comment
[00:27:21] <xlefay> hahaha
[00:27:38] <pbnjoe> NOOBS = New Out of Box Software; basically has a bunch of OSs you can install
[00:28:06] <xlefay> So that's where all the noobs have gone then?
[00:28:12] <pbnjoe> I was hoping it would be the newest version so I wouldn't have to download OpenELEC
[00:28:38] * SpallsHurgenson isn't going to ask
[00:28:50] * SpallsHurgenson will quietly google "openELEC" instead :)
[00:29:13] <pbnjoe> it's basically Debian pre-set-up to use XBMC smoothly and right away
[00:29:20] <pbnjoe> at least I think it uses Debian
[00:29:29] <pbnjoe> I can't tell, because all that comes up is XBMC haha
[00:29:41] <SpallsHurgenson> my TV doesn't have a USB port. :(
[00:30:00] <pbnjoe> for?
[00:30:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Old Rivals Apple and IBM Team-up to Sell iOS to Enterprise - http://sylnt.us - One-Will,-One-Resolve,-One-Cause
[00:32:16] <SpallsHurgenson> (ah, the vomit monster has returned to the scene of her crime... look at her guiltily sniffing the carpet, wondering where her carefully shot mess has gone)
[00:33:08] <prospectacle> the magic of human cleaning technology is beyond the conception of mere cats
[00:35:08] <SpallsHurgenson> great... now she is eating more food. I think by cleaning up so quickly I may accidentally have laid down the gauntlet and challenged her
[00:36:04] <prospectacle> perhaps there's a particular depth she's trying to get to, and you're just making her work harder to get there
[00:36:09] <pbnjoe> "Oh yeah? *munch munch* I'll show you! *munch swallow*"
[00:36:13] <pbnjoe> :P
[00:36:22] <SpallsHurgenson> this is a battle I cannot win and really do not want to fight
[00:36:50] <SpallsHurgenson> actually, I should be okay so long as I don't open the door to the balcony where all the tasty and vomit-inducing plants are
[00:37:15] * SpallsHurgenson earnestly seeks to change the subject. "So, how 'bout that local sports franchise, eh?"
[00:37:26] <prospectacle> I heard they weren't as good as in my day
[00:38:34] <SpallsHurgenson> indeed, the recent match against the opposing team went contrary to expectations
[00:39:27] <prospectacle> it's that new star player, he's over-rated and it's going to his head
[00:39:33] <pbnjoe> I either lost or gained money with regarding to betting on this match
[00:39:40] <pbnjoe> back later
[00:40:03] <prospectacle> I regret not making the betting choice I knew for sure I should have made but didn't
[00:40:42] <SpallsHurgenson> ow. you made my brain go all esplodey with that one
[00:41:15] <prospectacle> well never let it be said that sports isn't intellectually challenging
[00:41:59] * SpallsHurgenson makes a note never to say that
[00:46:48] <juggs> .op
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[00:46:52] <juggs> .deop
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[00:46:56] <mrcoolbp> -=SoylentNews PBC Board Meetin is adjourned=-
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[00:53:20] <Bytram> .topic #Soylent Welcome to our NEW Digs!
[00:53:20] juggler changed topic of #Soylent to: #Soylent Welcome to our NEW Digs!
[00:53:35] <SpallsHurgenson> doesn't look that new
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[00:54:20] <prospectacle> spalls, they worked very hard to achieve a retro look so people would feel at home, but it's all new
[00:54:37] <prospectacle> the rocks and trees are just painted on
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[01:06:52] <juggs> .topicappend Logs >> http://logs.sylnt.us
[01:06:52] juggler changed topic of #Soylent to: #Soylent Welcome to our NEW Digs! | Logs >> http://logs.sylnt.us
[01:07:32] <pbnjoe> back
[01:07:42] <juggs> wb
[01:09:12] * juggs wonders what all juggler's . commands are
[01:09:40] <Bytram|away> ... =)
[01:09:54] <juggs> thanks Bytram|away :P
[01:10:11] <Bytram|away> lol!
[01:10:52] <juggs> I thought perhaps a .help would illicit some clues, no such luck :D
[01:12:11] <pbnjoe> thanks juggs
[01:12:14] <SpallsHurgenson> elicit
[01:12:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> his is more fun
[01:12:57] <juggs> SpallsHurgenson, correct. Perhaps my attempt to use .help could be considered illicit though :D
[01:15:08] <juggs> I swear I've become more prone to that kind of error in recent months, I swear I never used to do it. Now I'm forever sticking apostrophes where they don't belong and messing up simple things such as there / their / they're - it's embarrassing! Perhaps I should have a brain scan :-/
[01:15:38] <SpallsHurgenson> I'm pretty sure you've been replaced by the mole men
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[01:17:20] <juggs> It's entirely possible
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[01:32:25] <paulej72> the monolith from 2001 was made of dark matter
[01:37:25] <juggs> so that's where it's been hiding all this time
[01:37:58] * SpallsHurgenson doesn't trust anything not made up of baryons
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[01:50:53] <SpallsHurgenson> now I'm just confused
[01:51:16] <juggs> by what?
[01:51:34] <paulej72> rand does not his password
[01:51:49] <SoyGuest16702> rand does know his password
[01:51:54] <SpallsHurgenson> juggs: that's one of the things I'm confused about
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[02:01:42] <SoyGuest16702> hmmm...no problem using pidgen, just konversation
[02:02:41] <juggs> odd, is konversation not identifying correctly with nickserv?
[02:03:28] * rand doesn't know what the problem is; sometimes I connect, then get disconnected unexpectedly
[02:04:44] <juggs> any opportunity to switch on some verbose logging with konversation? (not familiar with it)
[02:08:45] <rand> can't see any way to keep any more fine-grained logs
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[02:13:10] <juggs> Is konversation connecting using SSL?
[02:13:38] <rand> yes
[02:14:28] <juggs> May or may not be a relevant discussion http://mail.kde.org
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[02:14:30] <monopoly> ^ 03[Konversation-devel] Frequent disconnects when using SSL
[02:15:54] <juggs> hmm, looks like that was an openssl problem, it's probably too dated to be much use
[02:18:13] <rand> is the non-ssl service still available. I could try that.
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[02:18:51] <juggs> rand, port 6667 for clear text, 6697 for SSL if my memory serves correctly
[02:19:04] <rand> brb
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[02:21:42] <juggs> that didn;t help then :D
[02:22:02] <rand> juggs: Ok, now on 6667, I'll see what happens.
[02:22:48] <juggs> Fingers crossed
[02:22:57] <juggs> Irritating glitch
[02:23:48] <rand> If it keeps happening I'll just switch to pidgin, it's got a few nice points.
[02:23:50] <ciri> I still have to make it an exec type system that lets you switch modes, windows to android.
[02:24:18] <juggs> absolutely ciri, go ahead and do that
[02:25:12] <juggs> for some unknown reason I've never used pidgin for irc, but do for IM type stuff ~shrugs~
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[02:25:36] <swiss> i use bitlbee for im stuff
[02:27:42] <juggs> looks like an interesting approach
[02:28:33] <swiss> i get to do everything within irssi
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[02:36:14] <AndyTheAbsurd> bitlbee is pretty neat; it does a bunch of stuff including twitter and XMPP....but I found I don't bother enough with twitter to keep it up there.
[02:36:37] <AndyTheAbsurd> and the control window gets kind of annoying with all the joins/quits for facebook
[02:38:45] <juggs> I don't do enough with any IM to bother doing anything other than keeping it all in it's own little corner of the room. But it's good there are choices out there :D
[02:39:14] <Konomi> that feeling when you're listening to your local radio broadcast and you hear some of the windows theme sounds play from XP
[02:39:23] <Konomi> god damn it government radio station x.x
[02:40:08] <juggs> that's professional DJ'ing :D
[02:40:34] <Konomi> they're broadcasting the parliament sittig
[02:40:48] <Konomi> I like to know which way I'm going to get screwed sometimes so I listen in
[02:40:59] <juggs> and you're listening... masochist!
[02:42:38] * pbnjoe is enjoying his pi
[02:42:43] <pbnjoe> everything is working nicely
[02:42:49] * Konomi wants some pi
[02:42:57] <Konomi> is it the new model b+?
[02:43:11] <pbnjoe> no; I ordered this the night before b+ was released
[02:43:15] <Konomi> aww
[02:43:16] <pbnjoe> sadly not kidding
[02:43:18] <Konomi> bad luck there
[02:43:28] <pbnjoe> oh well, I ordered a bundle so it's all good
[02:43:51] <pbnjoe> the differences between b and b+ aren't *that* good... *folds arms*
[02:44:13] <pbnjoe> but actually it's pretty neat
[02:45:51] <Konomi> hehe
[02:46:13] <Konomi> it's mostly the new ports and redesigned power circut for me
[02:46:34] <Konomi> are you going to replace the linar converter they use btw?
[02:46:37] <pbnjoe> isn't that all there is? besides the moving of the ports
[02:47:05] <Konomi> http://www.bitwizard.nl
[02:47:07] <monopoly> ^ 03Reducing power consumption of a raspberry Pi - BitWizard WIKI
[02:47:45] <pbnjoe> eh, maybe some day
[02:47:48] <pbnjoe> not too worried about it
[02:49:00] <pbnjoe> if I was to ever want to run it off battery power then I'd probably do it
[02:49:39] <pbnjoe> do you have a pi?
[02:49:50] <pbnjoe> or Rpi, or whatever people call it shorthand
[02:53:59] <pbnjoe> Konomi ^
[02:54:19] <swiss> juggs: @reboot /usr/bin/screen -dmUS irc /usr/bin/irssi
[02:54:23] <swiss> i just discovered this
[02:54:28] <swiss> best thing since sliced bread
[02:54:32] <Konomi> no not yet but I am considering it more so now with the b+
[02:54:45] <swiss> they're cheap
[02:54:46] <swiss> whynot
[02:54:57] <pbnjoe> best grab one before they're sold out for a year again :p
[02:55:41] <pbnjoe> I wonder how many schools without large budgets have actually managed to get some before everyone buys them in bulk for their clusters or w/e heh
[02:57:19] <swiss> the better question is how many schools are using them to teach children the things the rpi was designed for them to learn
[02:58:01] <pbnjoe> that's what I was going for
[02:59:03] <SpallsHurgenson> bah, everyone knows ipads are better teaching tools :)
[03:00:54] <Konomi> I live in au sometimes getting the actual product is more of aproblem than paying for it
[03:01:06] <Konomi> in fact most of the time for me
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[03:30:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Comcast Internet Cancellation Horror Story Goes Viral - http://sylnt.us - who'd-clean-up-the-mess
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[03:49:20] <Popeidol> I like how the titles get truncated on the submissions list
[03:49:31] <Popeidol> "Was the Internet Actually Created for Covert Domes"
[03:52:00] <juggs> that's a good one. maybe bio domes with cloaking devices? :D
[03:55:06] <mrcoolbp> oh my coffee mug arrived
[03:55:11] * mrcoolbp tears open package
[03:55:51] <juggs> that was quick!
[03:55:54] <mrcoolbp> yup
[03:56:00] <mrcoolbp> shall I take a picture?
[03:56:08] <juggs> YES!
[03:56:23] <mrcoolbp> are you sure though?
[03:56:28] <juggs> mrcoolbp avec SN mug selfie special! :D
[03:56:48] <juggs> it might go viral... or maybe not :D
[03:57:02] <juggs> just the mug would be fine really
[03:57:20] <prospectacle> yes
[03:57:30] <prospectacle> pics or it didn't happen
[03:57:54] <juggs> first impressions? fine ceramic or some low grade, soon to be chipped crud?
[03:58:47] <juggs> I only ever got to handle the clothing items from CafePress when I had a shop there, they always seemed fairly good quality.
[04:00:04] <mrcoolbp> http://imgur.com
[04:00:06] <monopoly> ^ 03imgur: the simple image sharer
[04:00:36] * mrcoolbp can't wait to drink coffee out of this thing tomorrow
[04:00:46] <mattie_p> yeah, I want that mug
[04:00:54] * mrcoolbp sends one to mattie_p
[04:01:05] <mattie_p> that would be fucking awesome
[04:01:10] <juggs> ooh - it looks tankard sized in that pic, is it?
[04:01:32] <juggs> you need a mortgage to buy an SN mug :D
[04:01:35] <prospectacle> sweet, mrcoolbp, I'm jealous
[04:02:11] <mrcoolbp> juggs: yup, it's a quasi-beer-stein
[04:02:23] <mrcoolbp> prospectacle: you too can own one, soon...
[04:03:06] * mrcoolbp is going to play with the graphic spacing/placement
[04:03:21] <juggs> I think the earlier suggestions of getting the url on there may be valid. Or is that a bit 90s / 00s now everyone just searches for stuff?
[04:04:08] <prospectacle> maybe just the url (and the big coffee++) would be a good design as well
[04:04:11] <juggs> coffee++ could maybe slip a little lower on the mug. I dunno I'm not a designer.
[04:04:11] <Bender> karma - coffee: 378
[04:04:28] <prospectacle> hell I'll buy a mug that has just the url.
[04:04:33] <prospectacle> I mean it's just a sneaky donation, right?
[04:04:44] <prospectacle> for some people, anyway
[04:04:46] <ciri> I mean are they also vulnerable to, say, you could pretty much what i changed the title to "is people!".
[04:04:50] <mattie_p> actually, it should go on the inside. If you could read the coffee++, its time to increment coffee
[04:04:54] <juggs> it is not a donation, you are buying a mug :P
[04:05:36] <prospectacle> why doesn't ciri speak human?
[04:06:30] <prospectacle> is it a failed turning-competition entrant or something?
[04:06:31] <mrcoolbp> mattie_p: hmm, they don't have that option
[04:06:57] <mrcoolbp> prospectacle: it didn't make it past the qualifying if so.
[04:07:02] <mattie_p> mrcoolbp we might need another vendor for that. Maybe a local shop could do it
[04:07:03] <juggs> mattie_p, genius. graduated down the inside wall.... coffee+ coffee++ coffee+++ then on the inside base the comforting words DON'T PANIC - which neatly sets us up for another cease and desist warn-o-gram :D
[04:07:16] * arti o.o
[04:07:40] <mattie_p> we have a coffee mug in our house with the handle on the inside of the cup, outside says "Polish mug"
[04:07:56] <mrcoolbp> prospectacle: my idea for the store is to try to set a lower price for and a higher price for those that want to donate more
[04:08:01] <arti> prospectacle: just read ciri with a russian accent
[04:08:21] <mrcoolbp> prospectacle: but I was trying to figure out a way to offer *something* extra on the "premium" version
[04:08:46] <arti> "this is our premium mug, with a donation of $99"
[04:08:50] <arti> it'll be like PBS
[04:08:57] <arti> toss in a cd too
[04:09:01] <mrcoolbp> arti, I mean the mug would be more like $20 I think
[04:09:05] <arti> or something random like a show curtain
[04:09:10] <arti> shower*
[04:09:45] <arti> then you can say you guys are mugging people :D
[04:09:47] * arti shows himself out
[04:10:07] <mattie_p> Soylentnews is mugging people? I don't think that's how it works
[04:12:56] <juggs> mrcoolbp, in a few years you can claim to be the only owner of a complete SN beta mug collection :D
[04:13:06] * juggs ducks
[04:14:59] <juggs> mrcoolbp, are the graphics under the glaze or printed over it? (I'd be amazed if it's the former).
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[04:16:27] <mrcoolbp> juggs: trying to figure that out now
[04:16:57] <arti> oh yes, are they beta mugs?
[04:16:59] <mrcoolbp> juggs: just ran VERY hot water over it for a few minutes, scrubbed the crap out of it, looks good stil
[04:17:09] <mrcoolbp> arti: we don't say that word around here!
[04:17:22] <mrcoolbp> juggs: let me figure out the glaze situation
[04:17:33] <arti> are the mugs -that-which-must-not-be-spoken?
[04:18:08] <prospectacle> mrcoolbp, that makes sense. Don't underestimate the value of a prestige-badge. i.e. some people will buy a more expensive mug design just because it's the more expensive one.
[04:18:29] <prospectacle> It doesn't need to add anything practical, just be different (a different symbol, logo, etc).
[04:18:35] <arti> works the same way with medical equipment
[04:19:13] <mrcoolbp> prospectacle: exactly, we are working out the specifics of that though
[04:19:18] * mrcoolbp is open to suggestions
[04:19:33] <arti> i'd like a whole series of mugs
[04:19:46] <mrcoolbp> arti: care to elaborate? = (
[04:19:46] <juggs> mrcoolbp, I'd be very surprised if it's under the glaze. That would mean CafePress have some slick printing / firing / shipping setup if so.
[04:19:50] <arti> one for each of you guys :D
[04:19:52] <mrcoolbp> er... = )
[04:20:08] <arti> i'll just pretend you're bipolar
[04:20:20] <arti> "i hate being bipolar, it's awesome!"
[04:20:30] <mrcoolbp> arti with close-up shots of our faces looking solemn
[04:20:32] <mrcoolbp> ?
[04:20:43] <arti> yeah, maybe a quote or some random fact
[04:20:46] <juggs> arti has been borged by ciri :D
[04:21:08] * mrcoolbp speaks portugese and plays lead guitar in a rock band
[04:21:19] <mrcoolbp> like that?
[04:21:21] <mrcoolbp> = )
[04:21:47] <arti> excellent
[04:21:48] <prospectacle> mrcoolbp, what about you get your user id on the premium mugs?
[04:21:57] <mrcoolbp> prospectacle: hmmm....
[04:21:59] <arti> hmmm could be kinda cool
[04:22:03] <prospectacle> mrcoolbp, it might take 5 minutes work on someone's part, but you could factor that into the price
[04:22:07] <mattie_p> off to bed, folks, later
[04:22:08] <arti> since these are one offs anyway shouldn't be much
[04:22:16] <mrcoolbp> later mattie_p!
[04:22:16] <arti> later mattie, bed bugs, bites, etc.
[04:22:50] <juggs> mrcoolbp, make sure to keep all the early designs that don't make it to the final product catalogue. Then once in a while we can do a limited edition "Early design special" run :D
[04:22:56] <mrcoolbp> prospectacle: that could be done, but they'd have to first contact me and I'd have to add it to the store on our current setup, but it's possible (unless I get 1000s of orders)
[04:23:09] <mrcoolbp> juggs: noted
[04:23:34] <prospectacle> mrcoolbp, yes, that's true. How long does it take you to add a new design?
[04:23:46] <arti> we have to tool up the assembly line
[04:23:49] <prospectacle> I mean let's say you had a list of 10 user ids who wanted mugs. Are we talking minutes, hours?
[04:23:52] <mrcoolbp> hmm, for that? maybe 5 minutes
[04:23:56] <arti> and then there is a QC phase
[04:24:07] <mrcoolbp> maybe 10 minutes
[04:24:18] * prospectacle gives arti a histogram to keep him occupied
[04:24:20] <arti> also, the mugs are grown by generations of farmers deep in the mines
[04:24:36] <prospectacle> mrcoolbp, 10 minutes in total, or per UID?
[04:24:39] <juggs> I wasn't serious, but actually thinking about it that kind of stuff sells long after the fact. :D
[04:24:52] <mrcoolbp> prospectacle: but you gotta think turn-around, plus the two-step process of contacting me somehow, then having to buy it after I'm done (PITA for user)
[04:24:59] <arti> i assume vector or jpg for the designs?
[04:25:12] <mrcoolbp> juggs: when it's all digital, it never hurts
[04:25:26] <arti> depends on the size of the fingers really :D
[04:25:27] <mrcoolbp> arti: I'm working on JPG/PNG
[04:25:32] * mrcoolbp is a raster guy
[04:25:43] <arti> i was for a long time, and now i really like vector :P
[04:25:57] <mrcoolbp> arti: but I'm not the "real" SN art guy...just the interim leader until a guru steps forward
[04:26:16] <arti> you just play one on irc :D
[04:26:22] <prospectacle> mrcoolbp, if you decided to implement this, people could post to a special article on your journal, that way you know it's them (they're logged in), and there's a central place to check if it's done, and what the link is. That part would be pretty quick
[04:26:43] <prospectacle> mrcoolbp, my point is if it's 10 minutes per mug add $10 to the cost (and take a comission yourself, maybe?)
[04:26:50] * mrcoolbp is a rockstar/foodie/chef/restauranter/linguist/scientist/2d/3d graphic artist/etc.
[04:27:00] <juggs> mrcoolbp, might be worth contacting CafePress to see if it would be possible to offer a user bespokable area on the reverse side of the mug which can be populated dynamically at point of sale by the user.
[04:27:24] <mrcoolbp> juggs: I'll contact them
[04:27:26] <juggs> All though that would be open to things like "IS SHIT"
[04:27:43] <mrcoolbp> !todo ask cafepress about individual designs
[04:27:43] <Bender> todo item 23 added
[04:27:46] <juggs> hmm, needs thinking through
[04:27:47] <ciri> Was thinking.....for our first cave movie night, if your tt-rss brings up interesting, it needs to die.
[04:27:52] <mrcoolbp> juggs: hmmm
[04:28:08] <mrcoolbp> juggs: I like prospectacle's idea as well
[04:28:24] <mrcoolbp> I'm just worried if I got 1000 orders tomorrow = )
[04:28:28] <juggs> mrcoolbp, publicity is publicity :D Bad, good, indifferent.
[04:28:46] <arti> depening on which part of the design is dynamic
[04:29:03] <arti> it could be a pretty easy job to write an imagemagick script to generate them on demand
[04:29:26] * arti generated app screenshots this way for the app store
[04:29:26] <mrcoolbp> 1000 orders would take me 166 hours....
[04:29:29] <juggs> mrcoolbp, need some kind of waiting list construct if it relies on you and orders are coming in those kinds of volumes - I doubt they will.
[04:29:59] <arti> i'd figure maybe 40 tops
[04:30:31] <mrcoolbp> juggs: yeah, 100 would take a few hours though...
[04:30:45] <mrcoolbp> certainly doable I guess
[04:31:00] * mrcoolbp does NOT need tons more work on his plate though
[04:31:00] <prospectacle> mrcoolbp, if it's bringing in cash, the load isn't a problem. Just offer a fixed comission -per mug - to other staff members and add that to the price.
[04:31:27] <juggs> put it live as a static mug, wait for that to die down. Then offer the dynamic mug - only the die-hards who want to actually make a donation will bite... probably make it more manageable.
[04:31:49] <prospectacle> I mean this is the expensive version we're talking about, so people expect to pay more, as long as most of that more goes to the corp itself
[04:32:03] <prospectacle> juggs, good point
[04:32:36] <bryan> when i offered branded usb drives, it seemed like i couldn't give them away
[04:32:41] <bryan> i offered around 50 people a free drive and only a dozen or so accepted
[04:32:43] <prospectacle> juggs, although now that I think about it, maybe trying to minimise demand isn't the ideal strategy
[04:33:01] <mrcoolbp> bryan: really? I thought those looked amazing
[04:33:02] <prospectacle> bryan, maybe the email went to spam
[04:33:12] <juggs> mrcoolbp, delegate it. You do the template for placement / font etc. etc. Anyone can then edit the bespoke text area in the design and push it live to be bought.
[04:33:20] <prospectacle> bryan, they looked pretty sweet
[04:33:29] <Popeidol> if time is a problem, 'type these numbers into cafepress' is one of those tasks that an be easily passed off to somebody
[04:33:43] <Popeidol> the kind of people who want to help but don't have requisite perl skillz
[04:33:51] <mrcoolbp> prospectacle: I AM the art dept. right now as far as I know, but I'll send an email to staff seeing if anyone has PhotoShop
[04:34:08] <bryan> maybe i should put quickie store up to sell the remaining drives, i have quite a few left
[04:34:20] <prospectacle> mrcoolbp, if you need me to make a web-form that takes text and adds it to an image and outputs an image, i can do that
[04:34:21] <juggs> I have gimp but absolutely no skill.
[04:34:34] <bryan> s/put/put a/
[04:34:35] <exec> <bryan> maybe i should put a quickie store up to sell the remaining drives, i have quite a few left
[04:34:43] <mrcoolbp> bryan: how much are they?
[04:34:47] * mrcoolbp will buy one
[04:35:03] <bryan> around 10 bucks each
[04:35:05] <juggs> editing some text field within a layer is not beyond me however
[04:35:17] <mrcoolbp> bryan: I'll give you $15.
[04:35:30] <prospectacle> $15 and 1 penny!
[04:35:34] <mrcoolbp> juggs: does GIMP read PSD?
[04:36:03] <juggs> mrcoolbp, one sec... I think so... just gonna check
[04:36:18] <Popeidol> bryan: how do you feel about international shipping?
[04:36:52] <arti> i think it's a massive polluter
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[04:37:13] <prospectacle> mrcoolbp, what formats does cafe-press accept? I could make a form where you paste in a list of text (one item per line) and each item is added to the same template and output as an image.
[04:37:29] <bryan> if you want a usb drive email me your shipping address and ill send you one - my paypal address is bryan@beicker.com
[04:37:32] <mrcoolbp> prospectacle: I'd have to check
[04:37:39] <juggs> mrcoolbp, it's listed as an option in the Open dialog. How ~well~ it supports it I do not know.
[04:37:54] <bryan> Popeidol: not a problem, in fact, most of the drives i sent out where non-us so far
[04:37:56] <mrcoolbp> bryan: I will do that now
[04:38:03] <mrcoolbp> bryan: what size are they?
[04:38:08] <bryan> 4gb
[04:38:15] <mrcoolbp> cool
[04:38:26] <bryan> http://pipedot.org
[04:38:27] <monopoly> ^ 02Pipedot Article: 03 Pipedot USB Drive02 (11 comments)
[04:38:27] <mrcoolbp> bryan: you'll recognize my email address
[04:46:27] * mrcoolbp signs into paypal
[04:47:29] <chromas> (infinite scrollback)++
[04:47:29] <Bender> karma - (infinite scrollback): 1
[04:50:31] <mrcoolbp> bryan: email and $$ sent
[04:50:54] <bryan> got it, i'll drop in the mailbox tomorrow :P
[04:51:01] <arti> neat
[04:51:04] <arti> bryan++
[04:51:04] <Bender> karma - bryan: 2
[04:51:06] <mrcoolbp> bryan++
[04:51:06] <Bender> karma - bryan: 3
[04:51:13] <mrcoolbp> only 3???
[04:51:34] <bryan> quality over quantity :P
[04:51:50] <mrcoolbp> bryan: remind me to send you a mug (and give me your address)
[04:52:43] <mrcoolbp> prospectacle: let me look at cafepress accepted formats for ya
[04:52:45] <bryan> mmm, i'm not much of a coffee/tea/whatever drinker... ill hold out for the tshirts
[04:53:22] <mrcoolbp> bryan: whatever you like. It's on me
[04:53:35] <mrcoolbp> one item though. don't get greedy
[04:53:48] <keplr> Are we talking about SN swag?
[04:55:03] <mrcoolbp> keplr: yup
[04:55:12] <bryan> oh, well it needs to the the 24 caret gold plated statue of ncommander then
[04:55:16] <arti> bryan "the camel" pipedot
[04:55:40] <keplr> I always need more white/navyblue polo shirts for work. Would buy a few SN branded ones if the logo is tasteful
[04:55:59] <arti> how about SN pjs, with footsies
[04:56:14] <mrcoolbp> arti: there is a snuggie
[04:56:15] <arti> or night caps, those are popular
[04:56:25] <mrcoolbp> arti: I don't think they have those
[04:56:32] <keplr> Having one now, in fact
[04:56:36] <arti> !!! product suggestion
[04:56:40] <mrcoolbp> keplr: I can hook that up I think
[04:56:56] <mrcoolbp> !todo navy blue polo SN shirts
[04:56:56] <Bender> todo item 24 added
[04:57:18] <mrcoolbp> keplr: I'll let you know, PM me your email address
[05:01:21] <mrcoolbp> arti: negative on the "night caps"
[05:01:22] <ciri> Stay classy arti.
[05:01:50] <arti> nothing like getting dissed by a series of scripts
[05:02:00] <arti> ciri++
[05:02:00] <Bender> karma - ciri: 4
[05:02:03] <mrcoolbp> keplr: looking at polo shirts
[05:02:19] <mrcoolbp> juggs: how do I un-ignore ciri?
[05:02:20] <arti> thanks for looking into it, you deserve a scotch
[05:02:45] <keplr> I have a weird build though, it's hard to find ones that look good on me.
[05:02:48] <mrcoolbp> arti: I love scotch, but I've been into bourbon lately
[05:02:57] <mrcoolbp> keplr: sec
[05:03:08] <arti> i'm in love with balvenie
[05:03:12] <prospectacle> mrcoolbp I just experimented a bit and it let me use a PNG in its t-shirt designer, although the one I used was way too small.
[05:03:29] <arti> prospectacle: the ol postage stamp blown up?
[05:03:41] <juggs> mrcoolbp, /ignore -r ciri I think
[05:03:44] <mrcoolbp> prospectacle: You gotta play with it a bit, but yes, PNG is what I'm using, I wasn't sure about vector
[05:04:05] <mrcoolbp> juggs: that did it, thanks
[05:04:10] * mrcoolbp had a change of heart
[05:04:20] * mrcoolbp feeds ciri a soylentsnack
[05:04:23] <arti> !decide "good thing" "bad thing"
[05:04:24] <ciri> The roll of the dice picks: bad thing.
[05:04:34] <mrcoolbp> oh no!
[05:04:35] <juggs> uh oh
[05:04:50] * mrcoolbp looks at polo shirts for keplr
[05:04:51] <arti> moons ago i had a script for feeding ciri
[05:05:02] <arti> would randomly yack if fed too much
[05:06:52] <mrcoolbp> keplr: they have navy blue as an option!
[05:07:56] <keplr> White's good, too. I can wear either.
[05:08:09] <mrcoolbp> keplr: I'll make it happen
[05:08:24] <mrcoolbp> (blue, not white, I don't think they have that)
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[05:08:31] <mrcoolbp> navy-blue*
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[05:08:37] * mrcoolbp is tired
[05:09:05] <mrcoolbp> prospectacle, I thought you were asking about vector formats?
[05:09:31] <keplr> My main problem is that my shoulders are too wide for how tapered my core is, so most polos don't fit me well
[05:09:46] <mrcoolbp> prospectacle, I'm not sure what sort of code-vodoo you were talking about, but I might have to recruit you in oder to make that happen
[05:10:01] <keplr> I don't know where you're sourcing them from
[05:11:46] <mrcoolbp> keplr: I'm building a store on cafepress, they print/sell/ship for you
[05:12:09] <keplr> I can't remember the last time I got a shirt from there.
[05:12:44] <keplr> I'll try buying one, no matter what
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[05:13:23] <mrcoolbp> keplr: i need to test out the shirt quality, but I'm going to talk to CS tomorrow there and see if I can get a proof sent to me
[05:13:37] <mrcoolbp> keplr: i'm pretty happy with the mug I got
[05:13:41] <mrcoolbp> so far
[05:13:49] * mrcoolbp has had it for 1 hour only
[05:13:58] <prospectacle> mrcoolbp, well you'd paste text into a web-page and it would output a PNG with that text in desired font and position relative to some logo.
[05:14:23] <prospectacle> mrcoolbp, then you could paste a hundred lines of text, and you'd get a hundred images, each one the same except for the text
[05:14:29] <prospectacle> could save time if you wanted to go the custom-mug route
[05:15:24] <mrcoolbp> prospectacle: I get the concept, but I'm the worst dev around these parts, no way I'm makin' that happen
[05:15:52] <prospectacle> mrcoolbp, I mean I could code that for you, if you like
[05:17:26] <mrcoolbp> prospectacle: kind offer, really setting up the images isn't the annoying part, though having that system 100% working would make it easier for more than 40 orders, I'll let you know if/when that's necessary
[05:17:57] <mrcoolbp> prospectacle: it takes 1 min to setup an image with text, more annoying to deal with the cafepress web interface
[05:19:38] <mrcoolbp> prospectacle, but at 200+ orders, that step would be a godsend
[05:20:29] <mrcoolbp> Guys: I'll mull the individual-userid-product idea with my team, this is the second time I've seen it mentioned
[05:20:45] <mrcoolbp> I'm not promising anything, but I'll look into it
[05:22:19] <prospectacle> ok no problem either way
[05:22:26] <prospectacle> I wonder if cafe press have some kind of api
[05:23:36] <prospectacle> ah ha! of course it does
[05:23:38] <prospectacle> http://developer.cafepress.com
[05:23:40] <monopoly> ^ 03Some PHP code to upload, tag and image and create a product - API Forum - Cafepress API Developer Portal Forum
[05:24:00] <mrcoolbp> prospectacle: interesting
[05:24:44] <mrcoolbp> prospectacle: that looks like exactly what we are talking about
[05:24:58] <mrcoolbp> prospectacle: let me know when you have it all hooked up = )
[05:25:03] <juggs> mrcoolbp, t-shirt quality was pretty good from CPress when I used them, good heavy cotton branded stuff, past performance is no guide to current or future performance caveats apply of course :D
[05:25:06] <mrcoolbp> I'll send you the logo files
[05:25:22] <mrcoolbp> juggs: when was that?
[05:25:41] <mrcoolbp> juggs: I've heard the opposite, but the mug looks decently sturdy so far
[05:26:06] * mrcoolbp ran it under extremely hot water, scrubbed hard w/ soap etc for 20 min
[05:26:09] <prospectacle> mrcoolbp, will do
[05:26:31] <mrcoolbp> prospectacle: I was kidding...do you want me to send you a sample file?
[05:26:31] * juggs muddles back through mind.... processing.... Answer: that was 7 or 8 years ago Dave.
[05:26:53] <prospectacle> mrcoolbp, I'll see if I can get it working, if so, I'll let you know and we can deal with proper images
[05:27:02] <mrcoolbp> juggs: I will contact them tomorrow to see if I can get a proof on the shirt thing
[05:27:04] <prospectacle> probably tomorrow
[05:27:15] <juggs> mrcoolbp, probably best
[05:27:43] <mrcoolbp> prospectacle: that would be cool
[05:27:46] <juggs> I know clothing quality here has declined in that time, but US cotton goods are generally better than UK crud.
[05:28:19] <mrcoolbp> juggs: they have a UK presence too
[05:28:25] * mrcoolbp thinks they do
[05:28:34] <mrcoolbp> oh man I'm so out of it
[05:28:39] <mrcoolbp> I'm runnin' on fumes
[05:30:47] <mrcoolbp> prospectacle: do you know how to reach me?
[05:31:18] <mrcoolbp> prospectacle: also, I like your nick, but it's a pain to type in my sleep-deprived state = )
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[05:31:29] <juggs> mrcoolbp, they certainly have eu presence
[05:31:49] <mrcoolbp> juggs: that's what methinks
[05:31:53] <mrcoolbp> er methought
[05:31:57] <mrcoolbp> hmm...
[05:32:01] <juggs> mrcoolbp, use a decent client... type prop <TAB> et voila autocomplete
[05:32:23] <juggs> even pr <TAB>
[05:32:36] * mrcoolbp regrets his financial supporting of his inferior IRC client
[05:32:54] <juggs> dare I ask?
[05:33:05] <mrcoolbp> juggs: are you feeling brave?
[05:33:25] <mrcoolbp> juggs: please don't lose all faith in me...I use....Windows...
[05:33:34] <juggs> mrcoolbp, I'm a tank, I wade into anything fearlessly
[05:33:39] * mrcoolbp hands in geek card
[05:34:07] <mrcoolbp> juggs: mIRC
[05:34:09] <keplr> As long as you are OK with every action you make being sent to the NSA
[05:34:10] <ciri> [Wolframalpha] pronoun: noun | a function word that sounds legit so i started noticing nsa in headlines i glossed over.
[05:34:10] <arti> juggs, we should go drinking, yo usound like a good wingman
[05:34:23] <mrcoolbp> keplr, not really but, meh
[05:34:35] <juggs> nowt wrong with that. pchat is the windows fork of xchat I believe. I can;t remember the last time I used an irc client without tab complete
[05:34:41] <mrcoolbp> arti: Hah!
[05:34:50] * arti paid for mIRC :D
[05:34:51] <ciri> Karma - (8=========d): -1.
[05:35:00] <mrcoolbp> juggs: I haven't heard of that one yet
[05:35:01] <keplr> I only use Windows for games. I don't care if Clapper knows what I'm doing in Kerbal Space Progam
[05:35:06] * mrcoolbp googles pchat
[05:36:05] * mrcoolbp considers making self a rum-and-coke in a soylent coffee++ mug
[05:37:25] <juggs> arti, I'll happily wingman for you. Although these days, I look a little out of place in UK bars. Seem to get on OK in mainland euro bars where people aren't such retarded island monkeys.
[05:37:44] <arti> i'm down to try some pubs
[05:38:10] <arti> speaking of which, i'll grab a beer
[05:38:17] <mrcoolbp> prospectacle, juggs, arti: where are you guys geo-wise?
[05:38:28] * mrcoolbp is in MA, USA
[05:38:32] <arti> CA, USA
[05:38:48] * arti isn't a CA native
[05:38:52] <mrcoolbp> arti: cool, N or S?
[05:39:21] * mrcoolbp has family N, friends S
[05:39:43] <arti> south, i'm in the republic of orange county
[05:39:56] <keplr> I'm Central Coast Cali, we can't decide where we are
[05:40:01] <mrcoolbp> arti an ardous kingdom to reside in
[05:40:09] <arti> fascist leanings
[05:40:11] <mrcoolbp> keplr carmel?
[05:40:17] <keplr> SLO
[05:40:24] * mrcoolbp googles slo
[05:40:31] * arti thinks langsam
[05:41:22] <keplr> We have two types of people: old retired yuppies, and uni students
[05:41:37] * mrcoolbp is going to LA for work in august, but probably won't have time for SN meetups
[05:41:55] <arti> i would plan your trip around as much food as you can
[05:42:05] <arti> there are some awesome eats
[05:42:08] <mrcoolbp> keplr: pretty right-in-the-middle eh?
[05:42:27] <keplr> Yes
[05:42:31] <mrcoolbp> arti: I work in a restaurant, that won't be an issue
[05:43:09] * mrcoolbp manages a restaurant actually
[05:43:21] <arti> that's cool :D
[05:43:27] <mrcoolbp> barely manages anyway
[05:43:30] <keplr> I identify more with Northen California. It's where I went to school and am just generally more aligned with them politically
[05:43:39] <mrcoolbp> arti: it's a lot of fun, and stress
[05:43:51] * arti imagines keplr tending a giant field somewhere on federal land
[05:43:59] <mrcoolbp> keplr: they are more conservative?
[05:44:00] <juggs> mrcoolbp, apparently I am connecting from holland. I'm not entirely sure where I am physically.
[05:44:12] <arti> juggs: discworld
[05:44:17] <mrcoolbp> juggs: ?
[05:44:26] <keplr> My area is rather conservative, only because the people who actually bother to vote are old
[05:44:31] * mrcoolbp whois's juggs
[05:44:33] <juggs> mrcoolbp, exactly ????
[05:45:00] * juggs hums "Lost In Outer Space"
[05:45:23] <keplr> My politics are Marxist economics and socially libera
[05:45:30] <keplr> *liberal
[05:45:43] <mrcoolbp> juggs: no matter, I need to sleep anyway
[05:45:53] * arti salutes
[05:46:07] * arti continues his angular journey
[05:46:51] <arti> "So, Cappuccino Lay's potato chips are now a thing"
[05:46:56] <arti> wild
[05:47:12] <keplr> Gross
[05:47:39] <JamesNZ> Keira Knightly has her own channel? O_o
[05:47:59] <juggs> Natalie Portman too
[05:48:13] <keplr> Are you a fan of flat chested women?
[05:48:21] <mrcoolbp> grits?
[05:48:23] <mrcoolbp> pants?
[05:48:27] <JamesNZ> juggs: What for?
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[05:48:57] * arti thinks of a rock skipping joke...
[05:49:17] <juggs> JamesNZ, I have no idea, I didn't founder those channels, I'm just idling in them
[05:49:18] <mrcoolbp> Okay, I need to get sleep, g'night everyone, thanks for the help with the swag brain-stormin'
[05:49:30] <JamesNZ> juggs: Ah.
[05:49:38] <keplr> Goodnight
[05:49:43] <mrcoolbp> g'night
[05:49:48] <JamesNZ> Night mrcoolbp \o
[05:50:07] <juggs> JamesNZ, they seem linked through some quantum bot effect though :D
[05:50:21] <mrcoolbp> JamesNZ: same to you, juggs is the IRC master, consider bowing at his feet
[05:50:29] <arti> oh really?
[05:50:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Kidney Donors Face 'Pointless' Health Insurance Trouble - http://sylnt.us - ain't-even-betty-boop
[05:50:45] * arti readies the marshmellow cannon
[05:50:45] <juggs> uhhhh.. that terrifies me
[05:50:54] <mrcoolbp> juggs: = )
[05:50:56] <JamesNZ> mrcoolbp, juggs: Hah :P
[05:51:27] * juggs points.... look over there, there's a living xlefay.
[05:51:32] <juggs> :D
[05:51:35] <mrcoolbp> where?!?
[05:51:47] * JamesNZ gets out his spyglass
[05:52:04] * mrcoolbp will email xlefay in the mornin
[05:52:17] * mrcoolbp waves g'night to all the soylent-fold
[05:52:19] <JamesNZ> Which reminds me that I need to learn perl.
[05:52:20] <mrcoolbp> folk
[05:52:22] <mrcoolbp> ug
[05:52:25] <mrcoolbp> g'night
[05:52:28] <juggs> night
[05:52:30] <JamesNZ> \o
[05:52:46] <mrcoolbp> JameNZ: yeah, get on that pearl-learnin'!
[05:53:00] <JamesNZ> :P
[05:54:27] * juggs starts poking around in music for where that "Lost In Outer Space" riff appeared from
[05:55:02] * arti hands juggs a becks
[05:55:21] <arti> you just need to use your handle when talking to frauen
[05:55:26] <arti> "oh it's huggs!"
[05:55:48] <prospectacle> sorry mrcoolbp was afk
[05:55:53] <prospectacle> i'm in aus east coast
[05:56:13] <mrcoolbp> prospectacle: cool
[05:56:29] <mrcoolbp> prospectacle: literally going to bed this second, g'night
[05:56:37] <prospectacle> ok catch you on the flip side
[05:56:38] * juggs just shakes head in arti's general direction. Trying to poison me?
[05:57:10] <arti> nah, that's after i eat a bunch of fast food :D
[06:02:33] <juggs> sounds worrying
[06:10:19] <juggs> uch gawwwd, now I have an ancient music snippet running through my head incessantly which I know was an outro on some track I listened too decades ago.
[06:10:43] * juggs fears for his sanity
[06:18:12] <arti> here's something to purge it with: https://www.youtube.com
[06:18:18] <monopoly> ^ 03Disney's Peter Pan - What Makes The Red Man Red ? - YouTube
[06:18:20] <ciri> Besides, i was talking about but im not sure if you ask him to look at this cherry red ass! I'm obviously a mandrill!
[06:22:20] <juggs> arti, nah I'll just blow it out with some Sabbat - Dreamweaver goodness. I gave up seeking that outro.
[06:23:32] * arti listens
[06:24:04] <juggs> no doubt in a few years I'll stumble across it and then think "I was looking for this for some reason a while back"
[06:27:43] <arti> here you might like this, http://www.avclub.com
[06:27:43] <monopoly> ^ 03Stream the brain-twisting, palindromic album by prog-metal band Lazer/Wulf · Newswire · The A.V. Club
[06:28:27] <juggs> arti, it's conceptual and based on a book - The Way Of Wyrd. It's not easily accessible to say the least but the story is interesting as it follows a religious missionary's journey to pagan lands and him them questioning his beliefs etc. etc. yada. Probably need the lyrics to follow it.
[06:28:58] <arti> the metal ballad
[06:31:19] <juggs> I don't think it has any ballads, it's pretty dark from start to end. A testimony to indoctrination, abuse then discardment.
[06:31:41] <juggs> Is discardment even a word? I suppose not.
[06:32:50] <arti> ~define disgardment
[06:32:55] <exec> disgardment: unable to find definition
[06:33:02] <arti> ripe for the pickins
[06:41:46] <juggs> Sabbat (UK) - parenthesis for disambiguation as there are other bands named Sabbat - didn't last. Not surprising really given grokking the albums meant having previously read a particular book, which in turn were niche in themselves. I don't think they offer any wisdom, but it was an interesting translation of text to music.
[06:45:45] <juggs> " Who are you that walks across the graves of giants at this late hour? " :D yeh I should sleep.
[06:46:28] <arti> possibly, soz whippin up some codez
[06:46:49] <arti> i'll give them a good listen tomorrow, only skimmed the surface this evening
[06:52:24] <juggs> arti, no worries, it's meaningless musical dross. It only has relevance to me because it hit my formative years. Most people find it inaccessible garbage. ~shrugs~
[06:53:21] <arti> it's not like i'm doing some soul searching for tattoo material
[06:54:04] <juggs> lol
[06:56:33] <juggs> the closest I came to considering getting a tattoo was at one point a barcode...... yeh didn't bother with that, no-one would get it.
[06:56:53] <arti> "it's the UPC for my first pack of smokes"
[06:57:22] <keplr> juggs: I hope that was around 1985
[07:00:19] <keplr> I just have Darwin's "I think" diagram on my left shoulder blade
[07:00:20] <juggs> keplr, it was 1951 according to my diaries - close, relatively speaking.
[07:02:20] <keplr> How old are you then?
[07:03:34] * juggs is ageless
[07:03:45] <arti> randomly came across this doing an image search http://i.imgur.com
[07:03:53] <arti> work safe
[07:04:09] <arti> is it me or is the line art off
[07:04:20] <arti> maybe just a grainy picture
[07:04:52] <arti> looks like the triforce is ~-5 degrees off
[07:04:56] <arti> maybe 3
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[07:07:03] <juggs> 3.947575 rounding out.
[07:07:50] <arti> rounding out, something fast food is excellent for
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[07:12:13] <arti> he comes
[07:12:35] <crutchy> g'day
[07:12:43] <crutchy> donuts++
[07:12:43] <Bender> karma - donuts: 5
[07:12:53] <arti> fatpills as my grandma would call them
[07:14:06] juggs is now known as juggs|afk
[07:14:24] <arti> g'day
[07:34:10] <crutchy> twisted python looks interesting
[07:34:44] * arti checks it out
[07:34:53] <arti> could be cool for networky stuff
[07:35:02] <arti> maybe you can do a bot in it :D
[07:35:19] <crutchy> xlefay wants to use it for sublight
[07:35:37] <arti> ruling from beyond the grave
[07:44:30] <crutchy> what's new?
[07:44:44] <arti> off in angular land
[07:45:00] <arti> it's pretty sweet, so nice not having to do a bunch of js for form wrangling
[07:45:40] <arti> add some directives (attributes?) to your markup and that's half the battle
[07:46:41] <arti> looks like we might be getting into online ad
[07:46:43] <arti> s
[07:46:56] <arti> billing infrastructure
[07:49:05] <crutchy> cool
[07:49:29] <crutchy> sounds a bit complicated, but that's just me :-P
[07:50:04] <arti> our company basically survives off of subscription billing
[07:50:34] <arti> currently for print (all the rate card pricing with specials and whatnot)
[07:51:05] <crutchy> so has your company come up with a catchy and appealing slogan that features the word 'evil' yet?
[07:51:16] <arti> the prices are pretty wild
[07:52:11] <crutchy> wild being high or low?
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[07:52:31] <crutchy> or all over the shop?
[07:52:45] <crutchy> (like my code)
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[07:53:31] <arti> high
[07:53:38] <arti> well its a one time cost
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[08:01:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Yahoo Japan will Erase your Digital Footprint after Death - http://sylnt.us - dead-and-dead-and-dead-all-over
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[08:25:18] * Azrael wonders if anyone ever spots the running themes in his department lines...
[08:29:42] * crutchy doesn't
[08:29:49] * Azrael sulks
[08:30:04] * crutchy isn't smart enough for that
[08:30:12] <crutchy> what is the theme?
[08:30:16] <Azrael> they are often red dwarf quotes, and the most recent three are all from the same episode
[08:31:00] <crutchy> ah. cool. i think its great that you have put some thought into it
[08:31:10] <arti> aaaaah that kind of department
[08:31:16] * arti was thinking you were some retail guy
[08:31:22] * arti puts the beer down
[08:31:32] <arti> i think that means i need to read now
[08:31:48] <Azrael> So Comcast 'we can't possibly do that', Kidney donors 'a real micky mouse operation', and Yahoo 'what's dead and dead and dead all over ... Yooouuuuuuuuuuuu!'
[08:31:55] * arti salutes and climbs into the billiard table pocket
[08:33:00] <Azrael> and the next two complete the run :)
[08:40:31] <crutchy> ~php in_array
[08:40:32] <exec> bool in_array( mixed $needle , array $haystack [, bool $strict = FALSE] )
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[09:02:08] <crutchy> time to break my bot >:->
[09:02:11] <crutchy> ~q
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[09:02:20] <chromas> Make a backup
[09:02:41] * crutchy won't inflict on #soylent though
[09:02:45] <crutchy> hey chromas :-)
[09:03:25] <chromas> Hey crutchy. New features?
[09:08:36] <crutchy> working on user tracking script
[09:08:46] <crutchy> well, not really tracking
[09:09:29] <crutchy> more just keeping tabs on what channels users are in and whether they are identified with nickserv. just to take that load off individual scripts
[09:09:36] <crutchy> (including irciv)
[09:12:08] <chromas> Nice! Buckets?
[09:12:09] <ciri> Tips: just realized... Stuff's gotten really weird since house of m.
[09:12:18] <chromas> Buckets++
[09:12:18] <Bender> karma - buckets: 1
[09:12:27] <chromas> Ciri++
[09:12:27] <Bender> karma - ciri: 5
[09:12:44] <crutchy> will use a bucket, yeah
[09:13:26] <crutchy> the whole user array will be serialized into a single bucket string though
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[09:30:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Electric Life Forms that Live on Pure Energy - http://sylnt.us - cheap-martian-power-pack
[09:32:00] <crutchy> from the ciri-is-alive dept.
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[09:32:11] <crutchy> g'day prospectable
[09:32:21] <prospectable> hi crutchy, happy thursday
[09:32:27] <crutchy> wtf prospectable ¿
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[09:33:17] <crutchy> happy thursday *night* :-D
[09:33:24] <crutchy> (ie: after work)
[09:34:26] <prospectable> it sure is
[09:34:32] <prospectable> I'm on weekend, hooray
[09:34:47] <prospectable> Do you know of any good programs for writing text with a customised outline.
[09:35:00] <prospectable> Openoffice can add an outline, but you can't control how thick the outline is around the letters
[09:35:31] <crutchy> there's always ms word's wordart
[09:35:34] <prospectable> Chrome can apply an outline using the -webkit-text-stroke css property, but if you make the text too big it goes all wrong due to some bug I've just discovered
[09:35:40] <crutchy> or publisher
[09:36:21] <crutchy> hmm
[09:36:23] <prospectable> Probably they would do it, I don't have them. I'm looking at a few open source options
[09:36:59] <crutchy> maybe try css text-shadow
[09:37:07] <crutchy> and set text color to bg color
[09:37:30] <crutchy> can set shadow to 1px
[09:37:36] <crutchy> for outline
[09:37:51] <crutchy> or can make a kind of blurry effect
[09:38:14] <crutchy> http://www.w3schools.com
[09:38:14] <monopoly> ^ 03CSS3 text-shadow property
[09:38:30] <crutchy> mkay its css3
[09:39:16] <prospectable> yeah shadows are ok. I could fake an outline by having a shadow in every direction
[09:40:36] <rand> prospectable: I think inkscape can do what you want
[09:40:44] <crutchy> never tried that, but i've found that a blur of a few pixels tends to appear in every direction anyway
[09:41:24] <prospectable> rand, thanks I'll look at it
[09:42:43] <prospectable> At the moment I've resorted to laying two different versions of the same text over each other in the gimp, and trying to get the exact size and spacing right to simulate the outline
[09:42:49] <prospectable> downloading inkscape...
[09:42:56] <rand> just tried it -- I put a purple border 4 px wide around some black text
[09:43:10] <prospectable> cool that's just what I want
[09:43:17] <prospectable> well, give or take
[09:43:44] <crutchy> prospectable: try this in your browser: background-color: white; color: white; text-shadow:0px 0px 1px #000000;
[09:44:00] <crutchy> (blur of 1 pixel with no offsets
[09:44:13] <chromas> Gimp can do outlines too
[09:44:21] <crutchy> maybe 2px if you want a bit darker
[09:44:32] <prospectable> chromas, oh yeah?
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[09:44:41] <prospectable> crutchy, I'm testing it now...
[09:44:47] <chromas> Make it a curve and then stroke curve
[09:44:53] <crutchy> http://www.w3schools.com
[09:44:54] <monopoly> ^ 03Tryit Editor v1.9
[09:44:55] <rand> Type the text, convert to path, adjust the stroke and fill -- voila and done
[09:45:10] <chromas> ^
[09:45:25] * crutchy don't adjust your stroke to quickly though or you might spill your drink :-P
[09:45:37] <chromas> Come again?
[09:45:44] <chromas> :D
[09:45:47] <crutchy> ew
[09:47:01] <prospectable> thanks. I should have asked you guys to start with
[09:50:16] <rand> Yeah, I forgot about gimp -- type text, left-click>text to path, edit>stroke path
[09:51:08] <prospectable> ah ha, that's done it
[09:51:14] <prospectable> thanks again, rand
[09:51:28] <rand> your welcome
[09:51:40] <prospectable> the gimp always does what i want but i can never figure out how to do it
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[09:52:16] <prospectable> chromas++
[09:52:16] <Bender> karma - chromas: 20
[09:52:18] <prospectable> rand++
[09:52:18] <Bender> karma - rand: 1
[09:52:39] <prospectable> gimp++
[09:52:39] <Bender> karma - gimp: 2
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[09:52:46] <prospectable> wb exec
[09:52:51] <prospectable> exec what's up?
[09:52:54] <prospectable> exec test
[09:52:59] <prospectable> how do I use exec?
[09:53:06] <prospectable> ~exec
[09:53:27] <crutchy> ~
[09:53:28] <exec> IRC SCRIPT EXECUTIVE
[09:53:28] <exec> https://github.com
[09:53:29] <exec> http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[09:53:38] <prospectable> thanks
[09:53:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather TheMightyBuzzard
[09:53:51] <exec> Weather for "TheMightyBuzzard" not found. Check spelling or try another nearby location.
[09:54:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> bleh, you have to reset him or something?
[09:54:21] <prospectable> ~define term
[09:54:22] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3term: Term is a word. A term is a term. The term term is a word that describes a body or building of letters formed into a descriptive compilation that stands for something, giving it substance. Terms inclu...
[09:54:24] <crutchy> it's running on my lappy atm
[09:54:25] <ciri> Mrcoolbp, i feel your pain. However, you were "saruka" or "sakura" so i have 8 million gargantia torrents running. *Headdesk.
[09:54:40] <crutchy> you might have added when it was on the webserer
[09:54:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly
[09:54:50] <crutchy> s/rer/rver/
[09:54:50] <prospectable> ~punish ciri
[09:54:55] <crutchy> pfft
[09:54:57] <crutchy> ~sed on
[09:54:57] <exec> sed enabled for 8#Soylent
[09:55:18] <crutchy> lol
[09:56:00] <crutchy> ciri: do fish branch moonwave transistor camel pump fortress?
[09:57:57] <prospectable> /kick ciri
[09:58:14] <prospectable> /demand ciri explain what it means
[09:58:44] <crutchy> ooh a bug!
[09:59:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> no no no, it goes like this /ignore ciri
[10:00:15] * TheMightyBuzzard goes off in search of coffee
[10:00:39] <crutchy> coffee++
[10:00:39] <Bender> karma - coffee: 379
[10:00:45] <crutchy> ~restart
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[10:03:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:03:13] <Bender> karma - coffee: 380
[10:04:32] <prospectable> ⍾
[10:05:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, https://imgur.com
[10:05:28] <monopoly> ^ 03imgur: the simple image sharer
[10:06:06] <chromas> Mug mugs
[10:06:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> more importantly, big coffee++ mug
[10:08:51] <crutchy> yeah i saw that
[10:08:53] <crutchy> very nice
[10:09:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> i must have one
[10:09:26] <crutchy> does the chick come with the t-shirt?
[10:10:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> if she does, i have newfound respect for our business acumen
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[10:12:11] <crutchy> SoylentNews is people! ...sign up in the next 15 minutes and we'll throw in a free soylent chick with your tee shirt! ...she tastes just like chicken, or fish or something
[10:12:32] <crutchy> ~restart
[10:12:41] <crutchy> hold onto your butts
[10:12:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> store will likely be up before the subscriptions
[10:13:05] <crutchy> oops wrong chan
[10:13:08] <crutchy> lmao
[10:15:56] <prospectable> !Dice
[10:16:16] <prospectable> ⚂ ⚄
[10:16:33] <prospectable> damn they don't look very good in this font
[10:16:50] <crutchy> ooh
[10:17:11] <crutchy> is there a side with 'fuck beta!' on it?
[10:17:18] <prospectable> will check
[10:17:20] * prospectable is buffering ⏳
[10:17:24] <crutchy> maybe that could be a swag item
[10:17:40] <crutchy> ^ big fluffy dice with fuck beta! on all sides
[10:17:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuckbeta++
[10:17:44] <Bender> karma - fuckbeta: 5
[10:18:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, ooooh, good idea.
[10:18:29] <chromas> crutchy: I think it would be better if she didn't come with a shirt
[10:18:43] <crutchy> yeah she's not well endowed
[10:18:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> would be expensive to have beta drilled into them all though.
[10:19:04] <crutchy> probably should obfuscate the fuck word with some fancy unicode
[10:19:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> we should prolly just stick NCommander with a sack of them and a sharpie.
[10:20:45] <prospectable> F☣☢⛔ Beta
[10:21:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.chessex.com
[10:21:09] <monopoly> ^ 03Dice Home
[10:21:42] <chromas> fsck
[10:21:45] <prospectable> cool
[10:22:12] <chromas> So we know dicefs has errors
[10:23:01] <crutchy> fsck beta! cos dice needs its heads checked!
[10:23:25] <crutchy> s/heads/blockheads/
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[10:24:56] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders
[10:25:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> i really should order some custom dice for my dice bag
[10:25:16] <prospectable> i like those custom dice
[10:25:29] * TheMightyBuzzard nods at prospectable
[10:25:43] <prospectable> one side could say coffee, another could say nap, another could say wine, another could have a picture of a cheeseburger
[10:25:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> bacon
[10:25:55] <prospectable> or a picture thereof
[10:26:41] <prospectable> at least one side could have "get to work, idiot"
[10:26:48] <prospectable> another side could have.. hmm, how many are left?
[10:26:54] <prospectable> how many sides does a d6 have?
[10:27:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> 5
[10:27:07] <prospectable> then we're done!
[10:27:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> zero indexed of course
[10:27:31] <prospectable> of course
[10:28:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn but coffee loves me. it shows up every morning and makes me feel if not wonderful then at least decidedly less like hell
[10:29:16] <prospectable> it loves you. accept it
[10:29:55] <prospectable> (☕)++
[10:29:55] <Bender> karma - (☕): 6
[10:30:26] <prospectable> have you accepted coffee into your heart as your personal lord and saviour?
[10:30:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> i can't switch which to ++. that could be tea in that mug for all i know.
[10:31:11] <prospectable> if you look closely those are clearly coffee vapours coming out the top
[10:31:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> take a sip, lose a perfectly good mug and whatever it hits when it gets hurled.
[10:31:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> prospectable, tea is sneaky though. it can fake coffee vapors in certain situations.
[10:32:43] <prospectable> hmm i'd better be careful
[10:32:58] * TheMightyBuzzard nods sagely
[10:33:23] <prospectable> i like drinking tea, but I'll be damned if I drink by accident
[10:35:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, same here. it's not a bad drink in the evening when you don't need a cup of coffee to storm your brain and kick the sleep impulses out with its stompy boots.
[10:35:20] <ciri> Okay, scuse me whilst i go to sleep then.
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[10:36:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> we need avatars on our user pages
[10:36:38] <prospectable> yeah that could be good
[10:36:52] <prospectable> I'd better start designing one
[10:36:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> nothing that'd actually clutter up comments or stories, mind. just there when you hit soylentnews.org/~User/
[10:36:55] <prospectable> this is a lot of pressure
[10:36:59] <prospectable> i need a break
[10:37:07] <prospectable> that's better
[10:37:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com
[10:37:38] <prospectable> nice
[10:38:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> pencil sketch comic strip style me, courtesy of a buddy bout 20 years ago.
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[10:39:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> note the hand rolled cigarette, flowerdy blanket wrapped around my shoulders, and caffeine molecule mug of coffee in hand.
[10:40:19] <crutchy> i like trains
[10:40:31] <prospectable> the version linked is too small to make out the caffeine molecule, but that's gives me a good idea for an avatar
[10:40:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, i like merged pull requests
[10:41:31] <crutchy> http://www.youtube.com
[10:41:32] <monopoly> ^ 03I Like Trains - YouTube
[10:43:31] <prospectable> I wonder why they put this in the unicode ☬
[10:43:46] <prospectable> It looks like an alien or something
[10:43:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> i wonder why they put any of the random crap that isn't language in
[10:44:17] <prospectable> yes, well, there are at least two different snowmen
[10:44:43] <prospectable> which is weird cause I don't see a single car
[10:44:54] <prospectable> now which one of those is more common to speak about, or see in daily life?
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[10:45:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> thebandit++
[10:45:03] <Bender> karma - thebandit: 1
[10:45:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> smokey--
[10:45:07] <Bender> karma - smokey: -1
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[10:46:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin x2 rand
[10:46:33] <prospectable> ⛄ ☃ I mean that's cool and all, but who decided that should go in but there's no house, car, train, tree (that I can find)
[10:47:36] <prospectable> I guess this could be a house but it looks like a church ⛪
[10:47:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> ah, that kind of snowman. not at all the jerry reed i was thinking.
[10:49:04] <prospectable> and dont' get me started on arrows
[10:49:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> prospectable, oh, i know why... because you wouldn't download a car.
[10:50:07] <prospectable> lol
[10:51:57] <rand> TMB: I keep getting bounced off the server
[10:52:32] <rand> Good morning., all
[10:52:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> rand, funky. webchat or what?
[10:52:53] <prospectable> good evening rand
[10:53:21] <chromas> 🏠⛺🚢🚗🚕🚓🚧🚮🚾🕞🍺🍻
[10:53:25] <rand> Konversation
[10:53:34] <prospectable> wow thanks chromas
[10:53:47] <prospectable> I will have to rethink my whole approach
[10:54:04] <prospectable> I'm clearly using the wrong font
[10:54:10] <chromas> They're in the custom or user or whatever space
[10:54:23] <chromas> Phone emoji
[10:54:34] <chromas> Private use area
[10:54:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> rand, sorry. i don't think i'm allowed to comment on kde things.
[10:55:25] <rand> TMB, that's ok
[10:55:25] <chromas> 🍺++
[10:55:35] <crutchy> because you'll be run over by a lawnmower?
[10:55:36] <chromas> (🍺)++
[10:55:36] <Bender> karma - (🍺): 1
[10:55:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> that whole "if you can't say something nice..." thing.
[10:55:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> except for k3b. k3b rocks.
[10:56:01] <chromas> crutchy: a reindeer, like grandma
[10:56:17] <prospectable> i use webchat. Doesn't allow any scripting or dcc AFAIK but it's good and quick and works
[10:56:40] <crutchy> xchat is like a cheat sheet for bot development :-P
[10:56:49] <chromas> Kvirc had scripting butt it's but ugly
[10:57:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, hexchat is xchat what's still under development
[10:57:30] <ar> can't we just all agree on using irssi and be happy ever after?
[10:57:45] <ar> there is no better irc client anyway
[10:58:20] <chromas> ar: ii
[10:58:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> ar, newp. i needs me some gui for irc.
[10:58:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> sides, if i were gonna go console it'd be BitchX not irssi
[10:58:55] <chromas> Of you're not using pipes then you're doin' it wrong
[10:59:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> just because the name's cooler
[10:59:15] <chromas> BitchX++
[10:59:15] <Bender> karma - bitchx: 1
[10:59:43] <ar> TheMightyBuzzard: no. you don't need gui for irc
[10:59:44] <crutchy> sic++
[10:59:44] <Bender> karma - sic: 1
[11:00:00] <ar> TheMightyBuzzard: why would you need gui for a text-only chat?
[11:00:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> ar, you don't. i do. i have way too many terminal windows open already and it gets confusing.
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[11:00:35] <crutchy> and we like flashy icons :-D
[11:00:47] <crutchy> like it's 1995!
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[11:01:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> well two terminal windows of 4+ tabs each at all times anyway.
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[11:01:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> poor rand
[11:01:58] * crutchy only has one open today, but not running bot on webserver or pushing to github etc
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[11:02:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> rand, you using 6667 or 6697?
[11:02:53] <crutchy> 97
[11:03:02] <crutchy> from /whois
[11:03:04] <rand> 6697
[11:03:14] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders
[11:03:27] <rand> But the same thing happens on 6667
[11:03:29] <ciri> 'Im a hard working independent person' until an accident happens and then drove over it?
[11:04:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> i have no clue then man. could be too many things.
[11:04:03] <crutchy> rand... are you in a submarine?
[11:04:37] <rand> I think I'll switch to pidgin; it doesn't seem to have the same problems
[11:04:43] <crutchy> those damn whales can be a bitch for radio interference
[11:04:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> has a suck interface for irc though
[11:05:05] <rand> Well, I do have metal studs...
[11:05:49] * crutchy has nfi if whales can affect radio signals
[11:06:52] <chromas> It's not the signal; it's the hashes
[11:07:02] <chromas> They collide
[11:12:08] <xlefay> mornin'
[11:12:20] <crutchy> g'day xlefay
[11:12:37] <crutchy> how you feeling dude?
[11:13:20] <xlefay> a bit tired, how about you?
[11:14:05] <crutchy> i'm listening to kpop, so i must be pretty fucked up
[11:14:12] <crutchy> :-D
[11:14:33] <xlefay> I've never heard of that, so I'll take ya word for it :P
[11:14:42] <crutchy> lol
[11:14:57] <crutchy> just doin some exec scripting
[11:15:04] <xlefay> cool
[11:15:47] <crutchy> not doing it yet but thinking of maybe trying to bust up the bot script some more
[11:15:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:15:53] <Bender> karma - coffee: 381
[11:15:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin xlefay
[11:16:07] <xlefay> mornin' TheMightyBuzzard
[11:16:54] <xlefay> ah I see, that sounds good
[11:19:14] <prospectable> hmm I don't get it. The charcode of 🍺 is 55536 but if I use javascript String.fromCharCode(55356) or html � it shows up as unknown
[11:19:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i'll bug NCommander and paulej72 until one of my pull requests gets merged so i can do more work.
[11:21:28] <crutchy> maybe submit an issue with subject "i'm bored"
[11:21:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, try 1210470
[11:21:28] <crutchy> is that unicode?
[11:21:28] <prospectable> on the same webpage that I paste 🍺 into.
[11:21:30] <xlefay> I swear some people here are using drugs
[11:21:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's decimal of your hex
[11:21:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> you math'd wrong
[11:23:13] <crutchy> xlefay, do salt n' vinegar chips count as drugs?
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[11:23:38] <xlefay> rand, btw, best to do a traceroute - see if anything's messing up along the route (when, of course, you get bounced off), see where things stall. I too, am having those issues
[11:23:52] <xlefay> crutchy, indeed they do
[11:23:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> man perl is acting up on me
[11:24:12] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard: as long as it isn't cheating with python
[11:24:15] <xlefay> Really? I never had a man page act up on me before. What's it like?
[11:24:25] <rand> xlefay, will do
[11:24:43] <Azrael> wah! 503
[11:24:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> xlefay, what i told it to instead of what i meant for it to do
[11:24:53] <xlefay> rand, feel free to dump that infos in PM to me
[11:25:01] <xlefay> TheMightyBuzzard, ah shucks!
[11:25:27] <paulej72> xlefay and rand what host name are you using
[11:25:39] * NCommander just woke up
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[11:25:54] <xlefay> I'm using the BNC.. so irc.soylentnews.org, but it doesn't matter - there are insane lag spikes every 30 minutes or so
[11:25:54] * crutchy pours bucket of water on NCommander
[11:25:57] <xlefay> to me anyway
[11:26:21] <crutchy> my lag ranges from 0.1 to about 5s
[11:26:28] <crutchy> dunno what's normal though
[11:26:29] <xlefay> I get 30+ but my BNC masks it
[11:27:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, my bad. 127866 is your number. i hex'd when i should have sprintf'd.
[11:27:20] <crutchy> haha "you math'd wrong"
[11:27:22] <crutchy> :-P
[11:27:25] <xlefay> 1s is already rather large for a network this size.. but there are of course external things to take into consideration
[11:27:36] <xlefay> I'd still say, 1s is too high though.
[11:27:47] <xlefay> Currently @ 0.1s, which is fine
[11:27:48] <crutchy> sitting on 0.2s now
[11:28:07] <prospectable_> TheMightyBuzzard, do you mean me? Anyway thanks that seems to work
[11:28:25] <prospectable_> so it's the .charCodeAt(0) that's giving me the wrong number in the first plafe
[11:28:34] <crutchy> plafe++
[11:28:34] <Bender> karma - plafe: 1
[11:28:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> woah, paulej72 and NCommander snuck in when i wasn't looking.
[11:28:39] <prospectable_> s/plafe/instance/
[11:28:39] <xlefay> I'm just running an mtr now'
[11:28:53] <NCommander> The clowncar arrived
[11:29:02] <xlefay> uh oh
[11:29:08] <crutchy> sorry prospectable_ sedbod seems to be gone
[11:29:09] * xlefay looks at NCommander
[11:29:22] * NCommander stares at xlefay
[11:29:23] prospectable_ is now known as prospectacle
[11:29:27] <paulej72> I don't sneak in as I sm always here
[11:29:31] <crutchy> and exec is currently under the knife >:->
[11:29:31] * xlefay licks NCommander
[11:29:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> prospectable, yep. eventually i'll get what i mean out through the fingers.
[11:29:47] <NCommander> I've been licked by a dutchman!
[11:29:49] <NCommander> EEEEEEEEEEEK
[11:30:02] <crutchy> jump in the sea and spin around 6 times
[11:30:11] * NCommander jumps in the arctic ocean
[11:30:32] * xlefay sends dispatches the flying dutchman to NCommander's location..
[11:30:42] <xlefay> minus "sends"
[11:30:43] <xlefay> xd
[11:30:47] * NCommander watches a KLM jet fly overhead
[11:30:52] <xlefay> haha
[11:31:04] <crutchy> look out for scud missiles
[11:31:17] <xlefay> ok, I gotta let the dog out, bbs!
[11:31:19] <crutchy> they have a mind of their own
[11:31:25] <NCommander> Now we know who let the dogs out
[11:31:26] <crutchy> aww roggie!!
[11:31:27] <ciri> Aww old server was sigterm'd.
[11:31:38] <crutchy> yes it was
[11:31:39] <xlefay> NCommander, :):)
[11:31:47] <xlefay> You sleep well tho?
[11:32:07] <NCommander> xlefay, well enough that I wasn't sure what day it was when I got up
[11:32:19] <NCommander> (in my defense, this is the first tme I"ve woked up w/o the sun in three weeks)
[11:32:19] <xlefay> That's good!
[11:32:26] <crutchy> maybe nc is on s&v too
[11:32:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> excellent
[11:32:32] <crutchy> its good shit
[11:32:52] * crutchy does best impression of shorty laugh he can muster
[11:32:57] <xlefay> hehe brb ;)
[11:33:07] <crutchy> waaazzuuuup!!!
[11:33:17] <crutchy> cya xlefay :-)
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[11:35:33] <crutchy> ~sed on
[11:35:34] <exec> sed enabled for 8#Soylent
[11:36:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, no autodetect for sed anymore?
[11:36:21] <prospectacle> well if I don't go for a walk now it's never gonna happen
[11:36:24] <prospectacle> take care everybody
[11:36:26] <crutchy> not atm
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[11:37:32] <crutchy> there's something to be said for being able to switch things on and off manually
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[11:37:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth
[11:38:35] <crutchy> most of the time its enabled. i'm just tinkering with it tonight so its running on my lappy instead of its normal screen session on the webserver
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[11:42:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - India Building Highest Railway Bridge in the World - http://sylnt.us - it's-cold-outside
[11:44:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> too rainy to go fishing, too backed up to write code, i declare this a video game day.
[11:48:28] <xlefay> back :)
[11:48:41] <crutchy> wb xleefay :-D
[11:48:47] <xlefay> ~weather xlefay
[11:48:49] <xlefay> thx :D
[11:48:55] * crutchy 's e key is broked
[11:49:12] <Popeidol> oh hey, xlefay is alive
[11:49:32] <xlefay> hey :)
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[11:51:00] <xlefay> .voice
[11:51:00] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v xlefay] by juggler
[11:51:00] <crutchy> something about the weather script is hanging the bot process :-/
[11:51:12] <crutchy> fiik what though
[11:51:19] <xlefay> ah well.. then, allow me to share the weather here...
[11:51:24] <xlefay> It's way to warm.
[11:52:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather ada, ok
[11:53:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, gimme back my exec! need bot to play with.
[11:53:23] <crutchy> 7359 pts/0 Ss 0:00 | | \_ bash
[11:53:24] <crutchy> 8126 pts/0 S+ 0:01 | | | \_ php irc.php
[11:53:24] <crutchy> 8504 pts/0 S+ 0:00 | | | \_ sh -c php scripts/weather.php '~weather' 'crutchy'
[11:53:24] <crutchy> 8507 pts/0 S+ 0:00 | | | \_ php scripts/weather.php ~weather crutchy
[11:53:31] <crutchy> weather script still running
[11:53:40] <crutchy> :-/
[11:54:07] <crutchy> i should be able to kill it manually and if the bot process isn't completely borked it will detect the kill
[11:54:49] <crutchy> ~time dc
[11:54:56] <crutchy> oops
[11:55:03] <xlefay> crutchy, isn't exec supposed to kill it off, itself?
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[11:55:10] <crutchy> yeah
[11:55:31] <crutchy> dunno why its not in this case, but when i killed the weather.php process id it recovered
[11:55:46] <crutchy> so the bot process isn't totally fucked
[11:56:39] <crutchy> ps -afx shows no more child procs under the bot any more
[11:57:09] <crutchy> maybe i don't have a timeout in the weather sockopens
[11:57:21] <crutchy> s/sock/fsock/
[11:57:23] <xlefay> weird
[11:58:09] <crutchy> ~sed on
[11:58:10] <exec> sed enabled for 8#Soylent
[12:08:16] <crutchy> i'm kinda suspecting something like fgets
[12:08:36] <crutchy> being the culprit holding up the bot script
[12:08:56] <crutchy> not too much else in there that might cause the bot to hang
[12:09:16] <crutchy> (and unhang on killing the child proc)
[12:09:16] <xlefay> You're using fgets for?
[12:09:36] <crutchy> reading stdout and stderr
[12:09:50] <stderr> Don't read me!
[12:09:57] <xlefay> ha!
[12:09:58] <crutchy> lol
[12:10:45] <crutchy> they're both non-blocking streams so not sure what would cause it still
[12:10:49] <stderr> What are you "ha!"'ing and lol'ing about?
[12:11:06] <crutchy> squirrels
[12:11:14] <crutchy> they are funny creatures
[12:11:30] <stderr> Good, for a moment there, I thought you had read what I wrote. Don't do that...
[12:15:10] <crutchy> hmm might look at using stream_select per this thread: http://stackoverflow.com
[12:15:11] <monopoly> ^ 03proc open - Proper shell execution in PHP - Stack Overflow
[12:27:17] <crutchy> ~restart
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[12:29:26] <crutchy> stream_select isn't preventing the hang on ~weather :-/
[12:33:04] <stderr> Have you considered using a real programming language? :-)
[12:39:23] <crutchy> like what?
[12:39:50] * crutchy trundles off to rewrite bot in VBA :-D
[12:40:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> how about Malebolge
[12:40:37] <crutchy> i could follow xlefay's example and use twisted python. that looks pretty interesting
[12:41:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> use perl. you could get some mad skillz n start working on slashcode
[12:41:35] <crutchy> is there any 'real' lnaguages that have the library of functions in php?
[12:41:56] <ar> crutchy: the overloaded stdlib of php is not a good thing
[12:41:57] <stderr> Perl... C...
[12:42:26] <crutchy> what's the C equivalent of proc_open?
[12:42:27] <ciri> Obfuscated c contest.
[12:42:45] * crutchy really doesn't wanna go trying to reinvent proc_open in c
[12:42:49] <stderr> crutchy: No idea... What does proc_open do?
[12:42:56] <ar> crutchy: on the other hand, rubygems, perl's CPAN and python's pip (or whatever are they using these days) are full of useful libraries
[12:42:57] <crutchy> opens procs :-P
[12:43:01] <stderr> WOW!!!
[12:43:20] <stderr> Sounds like one of the exec*() functions. Or maybe fork()?
[12:43:57] <ar> fexecve()?
[12:44:11] <ar> erm, nvm
[12:44:37] <crutchy> is pascal still a real programming language?
[12:45:33] <crutchy> prolly doesn't matter which language i use. i'd still get bugs :-P
[12:45:45] <crutchy> they'd just be different bugs
[12:46:19] <stderr> Bugs ain't a problem. The problem is bugs, you can't find and remove.
[12:47:00] <crutchy> some bugs are hard. but harder they are the more awesomer it feels when i finally squash :-D
[12:47:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> perl bugs are the best. miss a bit of punctuation and spend half an hour figuring out which one it was.
[12:48:26] <crutchy> ha. one problem with the way i program php (using gedit) is not having debugger functions like delphi
[12:48:45] <crutchy> i mainly debug from program output
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[12:49:33] <crutchy> there's phpstorm and the likes, but for some reason my brain doesn't want to use them :-/
[12:49:34] <stderr> Mmm... printf debugging...
[12:49:38] <crutchy> stupid brain
[12:49:51] <crutchy> yeah it's highly technical :-P
[12:50:05] <stderr> printf("foo\n");
[12:50:06] <crutchy> var_dump is my friend :-D
[12:50:09] <stderr> printf("bar\n");
[12:51:29] <stderr> Or, if you want to be fancy #define WHEREAMI printf("%s() in %s:%i\n",__FUNCTION__,__FILE__,__LINE__)
[12:52:20] <stderr> Speaking of where am I... It's almost 15 and I'm still at home.
[12:52:27] <stderr> Better pack up and go to work...
[12:52:29] <stderr> See you...
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[12:52:35] <crutchy> cya stderr :-)
[12:53:56] <xlefay> var_dump + xdebug => neat
[12:55:03] <crutchy> hey xlefay
[12:55:18] <crutchy> i'm still dragging my knuckles
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[13:01:24] <xlefay> whoops
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[13:11:33] <ar> http://www.zerodayinitiative.com
[13:11:34] <monopoly> ^ 03Zero Day Initiative
[13:12:16] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard: the solution to the ~weather bug is apparently to leave it alone for a while
[13:12:20] <crutchy> ~weather crutchy
[13:12:43] <crutchy> oops nope now its fucked again lol
[13:12:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, you jinxed it
[13:13:01] <crutchy> it was working in # a moment ago
[13:13:09] <crutchy> i haven't changed anything
[13:13:12] <crutchy> :-P
[13:13:39] <crutchy> oh hang on
[13:13:42] <xlefay> ~weather xlefay
[13:13:48] <xlefay> aww... everdred
[13:13:52] <xlefay> err, exec*
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[13:13:57] <xlefay> ~weather xlefay
[13:14:01] <exec> Weather for Leeuwarden, Netherlands at 2014-07-17 12:55:00 (UTC) ~ 0.3 hrs ago:
[13:14:01] <exec> temperature = 75.2°F (24°C) dewpoint = 60.8°F (16°C)
[13:14:02] <exec> barometric pressure = 1022 mb ~ change of 0 mb over past 0.5 hrs relative humdity = 60%
[13:14:02] <exec> wind speed = 8 mph (12.8 km/h) wind direction = 320°
[13:14:11] <xlefay> Oh, 24C now!
[13:14:12] <crutchy> yeah prolly helps if the bot is here :-P
[13:14:26] <xlefay> Yeah, that generally does help :-P
[13:14:29] <crutchy> ~sed on
[13:14:30] <exec> sed enabled for 8#Soylent
[13:14:38] <xlefay> crutchy, s/sed/des/
[13:14:39] <exec> last message by 8crutchy, not found
[13:14:49] <xlefay> Has sedbot fallen from grace?
[13:15:09] <crutchy> haven't seen foobarbazbot for ages
[13:15:27] <crutchy> sedbot died in the server change
[13:15:45] <crutchy> s/change/switcheroo/
[13:15:46] <exec> <crutchy> sedbot died in the server switcheroo
[13:15:46] <xlefay> Oh.. then it's prolly connecting to IP, unless it quite trying to reconnect
[13:16:23] <crutchy> it was a cli command. he showed me it once. it looked pretty convoluted. lots of switches and pipes n shit
[13:16:55] <crutchy> i think it uses ii or something
[13:16:56] <xlefay> iirc, he used II?
[13:17:21] <crutchy> yeah
[13:17:35] <xlefay> Yeah, my first sublight prototype used a slightly modified version of ii, but, I only toyed with that one for a day or so
[13:18:15] <xlefay> FoobarBazbot ping-pong
[13:18:23] <xlefay> Wonder where he has gone :)
[13:18:48] <crutchy> now instead of a nice simple 50 line awk sedbot, we have a convoluted hacked up contraption of who knows how many lines
[13:19:26] <crutchy> is it possible to tell when he was last on the server?
[13:20:06] <crutchy> * foobarbazbot :There was no such nickname
[13:20:06] <crutchy> * foobarbazbot :End of WHOWAS
[13:20:14] <crutchy> :o
[13:20:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - UAE Plans to Send First Arab Spaceship to Mars by 2021 - http://sylnt.us - good-luck-with-that-voyage
[13:20:33] <crutchy> lmao!
[13:21:09] <crutchy> from the 'gimme-the-space-cruiser-kenny' dept.
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[13:21:26] <xlefay> He's still online xD
[13:21:31] <xlefay> !seen FoobarBazbot
[13:21:33] <ciri> xlefay, FoobarBazbot is right here!
[13:21:42] <crutchy> lol
[13:21:44] <xlefay> Yes, yes, I can see that.. we don't have a !lastspoke do we?
[13:21:47] <xlefay> !lastspoke FoobarBazbot
[13:21:49] <ciri> FoobarBazbot last uttered a word on #soylent 4 days, 9 hours, 11 minutes ago.
[13:21:56] <xlefay> OH, ciri I love you.
[13:21:57] <ciri> Okay, scuse me while i hunt down the hole to the conclusion that the hate against glass is being referred to are other marvel people.
[13:22:05] <xlefay> uh.. wut?!
[13:22:06] <xlefay> lol
[13:22:40] <crutchy> oh wow i didn't think ciri was capable of saying something normal
[13:22:48] <TK> define "normal" please.
[13:22:55] <xlefay> crutchy, so, he was here recently ;)
[13:22:59] <crutchy> ok the last one was normal for ciri
[13:23:02] <xlefay> ciri, please, define normal
[13:23:10] <crutchy> ~define normal
[13:23:11] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3normal: A word made up by this corrupt society so they could single out and attack those who are different
[13:23:13] <TK> I'm afraid I can't do that dave
[13:23:13] <xlefay> guess, it doesn't do that. Let's ask exec
[13:23:31] <TK> ~define crutchy
[13:23:31] <exec> [soylent] crutchy: popsicle
[13:23:36] <xlefay> wait...
[13:23:40] <crutchy> oh my'
[13:23:41] <xlefay> ~define TK
[13:23:43] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3TK: Team Killer n. A person who engages in intentionally or unintentionally killing teammates in online games. TKs are either unskilled or are trying to ruin the gaming experience for others. The latter c...
[13:23:48] <TK> mwahahahah
[13:24:01] <TK> character limit?
[13:24:04] <TK> boooo
[13:24:17] <TK> Is that IRC or the bot?
[13:24:41] <crutchy> if exec had op i could have it use cprivmsg and spam the night away :-P
[13:25:20] <xlefay> I'm afraid..
[13:25:22] <xlefay> ~define xlefay
[13:25:30] <exec> xlefay: unable to find definition
[13:25:32] <xlefay> Thank god, it doesn't have that.
[13:25:45] <TK> ~define xle
[13:25:46] <crutchy> lol we can add it using ~define-add
[13:25:48] <xlefay> I was afraid chromas was teaching it things
[13:25:50] <TK> ~define fay
[13:25:51] <exec> xle: unable to find definition
[13:25:52] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3Fay: Another word for a fairy (faerie, fairie, faery). The fay (fey, fae) also include elves, sprites, pixies, brownies, mermaids, dryads, imps, nymphs, and other small mythical creatures.
[13:25:56] <xlefay> LOL
[13:26:04] <crutchy> ~define soylent
[13:26:05] <exec> [soylent] soylent: fuck beta!
[13:26:09] <TK> hahahahah
[13:26:09] <xlefay> I wasn't aware of that fay
[13:26:16] <xlefay> ~define chromas
[13:26:18] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3Chroma: A kinky scottish horn dog, with the sexyest accent in the world, who likes rubber and school girl uniforms, and wants to do me in a confession booth!
[13:26:22] <xlefay> LOL
[13:26:32] <crutchy> omg that is so accurant
[13:26:36] <TK> Well I learned something today
[13:26:44] <crutchy> s/oh fuck i'm not even gunna try fixing that one
[13:27:09] <xlefay> it kinda misses the 's' from Chromas, but accurate enough I'd say
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[13:32:01] <xlefay> Is it you?
[13:32:38] * xlefay looks suspiciously in janrinok's direction..
[13:32:46] <crutchy> o.0
[13:33:44] <xlefay> ugh my mail backlog is killing me xD
[13:35:00] <crutchy> you should be able to destroy it but you'll have to cross the streams
[13:35:14] <xlefay> ha
[13:36:08] <xlefay> rm -rf ~/.mail # would be very pleasant indeed
[13:36:13] <crutchy> or the lightsabers, or whatever is laying arou d
[13:36:16] <crutchy> lol
[13:36:20] <crutchy> or that :-D
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[13:37:14] <crutchy> my son (xander) calls them lightsavers :-P
[13:37:24] <crutchy> g'day Bytram
[13:38:07] <Bytram> crutchy: g'day!
[13:38:11] <Bytram> ~weather crutchy
[13:38:15] <exec> Weather for Morwell (latrobe Valley Airport), VIC, Australia at 2014-07-17 11:00:00 (UTC) ~ 2.6 hrs ago:
[13:38:15] <exec> temperature = 41.4°F (5.2°C) dewpoint = 39.2°F (4°C)
[13:38:15] <exec> barometric pressure = 1009.1 mb ~ change of 1.3 mb over past 3 hrs relative humdity = 91%
[13:38:16] <exec> wind speed = 17 mph (27.2 km/h) wind direction = 270°
[13:38:31] <Bytram> looks like it's a little chilly for ya.
[13:38:33] <crutchy> its cold again :-(
[13:38:50] <Bytram> ~weather maine
[13:38:57] <exec> Weather for Cambridge, ME US at 2014-07-17 12:41:00 (UTC) ~ 1 hrs ago:
[13:38:58] <exec> temperature = 66°F (18.9°C) dewpoint = 61.7°F (16.5°C)
[13:38:58] <exec> barometric pressure = 1011.3 mb ~ change of 0.1 mb over past 0.3 hrs relative humdity = 86%
[13:38:58] <exec> wind speed = 0 mph (0 km/h) wind direction = 0°
[13:39:10] <Bytram> LOL
[13:39:34] <Bytram> crutchy: is there any way that you can fix that?
[13:39:43] <Bytram> default for Maine should be Portland, Maine
[13:39:46] <crutchy> fix what?
[13:39:49] <crutchy> oh
[13:39:52] <Bytram> it's the largest city in the state.
[13:40:04] * Bytram has never even *heard* of cambridge, maine!
[13:40:24] <Bytram> ~weather PWM
[13:40:28] <exec> Weather for Portland, OR US at 2014-07-17 13:25:00 (UTC) ~ 0.3 hrs ago:
[13:40:28] <exec> temperature = 57°F (13.9°C) dewpoint = 51.6°F (10.9°C)
[13:40:29] <exec> barometric pressure = 1022 mb ~ change of 0.4 mb over past 0.2 hrs relative humdity = 82%
[13:40:29] <exec> wind speed = 2 mph (3.2 km/h) wind direction = 180°
[13:40:39] <crutchy> dunno how it searches. i just submit the qury
[13:40:48] <crutchy> ~weather
[13:40:49] <exec> IRC WEATHER INFORMATION
[13:40:49] <ciri> ~Weather 99052.
[13:40:49] <exec> usage: "~weather location" (visit http://wiki.soylentnews.org for more info)
[13:40:49] <exec> data courtesy of the APRS Citizen Weather Observer Program (CWOP) @ http://weather.gladstonefamily.net
[13:40:49] <exec> by crutchy: https://github.com
[13:40:52] <exec> Weather for Jalta, 43, Ukraine at 2014-07-17 12:00:00 (UTC) ~ 1.7 hrs ago:
[13:40:52] <exec> temperature = 91.4°F (33°C) dewpoint = 70.5°F (21.4°C)
[13:40:52] <exec> barometric pressure = 1006.9 mb ~ change of -0.1 mb over past 3 hrs relative humdity = 50%
[13:40:53] <exec> wind speed = 3 mph (4.8 km/h) wind direction = 130°
[13:41:03] <crutchy> lol thanks ciri
[13:41:16] <Bytram> crutchy: ^^ this one, too. PWM is the airline code for: Portland-Westbrook-Metro i.e. the "Portland International Jetport"
[13:41:29] <xlefay> haha
[13:41:55] * Bytram notes that "International" means that there is at least one flight to Canada =)
[13:42:05] * crutchy opens weather codes file
[13:42:10] <Popeidol> or more likely, from canada?
[13:43:14] <Bytram> yup, that too.
[13:44:22] <crutchy> the airport codes came from http://openflights.org
[13:44:24] <monopoly> ^ 03OpenFlights: Airport and airline data
[13:45:20] <crutchy> its got 3862,"Portland Intl Jetport","Portland","United States","PWM","KPWM",43.646161,-70.309281,77,-5,"A"
[13:45:28] <Popeidol> ~weather PER
[13:45:31] <exec> Weather for Mount Lawley Perth Metro AWS, Australia at 2014-07-17 13:00:00 (UTC) ~ 0.8 hrs ago:
[13:45:31] <exec> temperature = 45.9°F (7.7°C) dewpoint = 43.2°F (6.2°C)
[13:45:32] <exec> barometric pressure = 1026.7 mb ~ change of -0.2 mb over past 1 hrs relative humdity = 90%
[13:45:32] <exec> wind speed = 0 mph (0 km/h) wind direction = 0°
[13:45:44] <Popeidol> our airport is in mount lawley now?
[13:45:54] <Bytram> ~weather kpwm
[13:45:57] <exec> Weather for "kpwm" not found. Check spelling or try another nearby location.
[13:46:13] <Bytram> LOL!
[13:46:15] <Popeidol> omg we're only 1 degree from dewpoint
[13:46:16] <stdhell> "Great!"... I'm 2 hours late for cake. :-/
[13:46:21] <Popeidol> brb bringing in the washing
[13:46:27] <Bytram> ~weather KPWM
[13:46:30] <exec> Weather for Portland, OR US at 2014-07-17 13:25:00 (UTC) ~ 0.4 hrs ago:
[13:46:30] <stdhell> Why did I even go to work today?! WHY?!
[13:46:30] <exec> temperature = 57°F (13.9°C) dewpoint = 51.6°F (10.9°C)
[13:46:30] <exec> barometric pressure = 1022 mb ~ change of 0.4 mb over past 0.2 hrs relative humdity = 82%
[13:46:31] <exec> wind speed = 2 mph (3.2 km/h) wind direction = 180°
[13:47:16] <Bytram> stdhell: because the work would not come to you? ;)
[13:47:28] <crutchy> or the cake
[13:47:50] * crutchy should make location not case sensitive :-/
[13:48:10] <crutchy> ~q
[13:48:11] -!- exec has quit [Quit: exec]
[13:48:49] <Bytram> crutchy: maybe, instead, try it with the given case, and if it comes back with nothing, then (and only then) try it case insensitive?
[13:49:04] <crutchy> sounds like a plan
[13:49:10] <crutchy> might try that tomoz
[13:49:42] <Bytram> nod nod
[13:49:50] <crutchy> i noticed searching manually on the web page that sometimes it damn slow. wonder it that's what is hanging it sometimes (though not sure why it would hang the bot too)
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[13:50:55] <crutchy> ~sed on
[13:50:57] <exec> sed enabled for 8#Soylent
[13:51:08] <crutchy> exec is back in its screen session on the webserver
[13:52:26] <Bytram> crutchy: Huh?
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[13:52:41] <prospectacle> (drunk history)++
[13:52:41] <Bender> karma - (drunk history): 1
[13:52:42] <crutchy> i was running it on my lappy before
[13:54:23] <crutchy> it has relocated about 8 feet into the next room :-P
[13:56:13] <crutchy> its quite gusty here atm
[13:56:19] <Bytram> crutchy: oh, now I get it.
[13:56:29] <crutchy> apparently damaging winds on their way :-/
[13:56:33] <Bytram> crutchy: s/gusty/gutsy/
[13:57:56] <Bytram> crutchy: watch out for a little girl with a dog named Toto. =)
[13:59:23] <crutchy> hopefully nothing like that. though there was a tornado nearby a few years ago that was strong enough to uproot large trees
[14:00:19] <Popeidol> we had a tornado here the other day
[14:00:23] <Popeidol> lasted 38 seconds
[14:00:37] <crutchy> went through my antie and uncle's farm. picked up and threw a trampoline over their house and we found it over a fence post
[14:01:00] * Bytram was never near a tornado, but once witnessed a lightning strike disappear a 100-foot-tall tree and severely damage/destroy two other adjacent, same-sized trees.
[14:01:36] <Bytram> Popeidol: everyone ok?
[14:02:05] <Popeidol> Bytram: when I say 'here', I mean 'somewhere in this city'. I believe it may have damaged a fence?
[14:02:10] <rand> We had two tornadoes last night, headed right for us. Luckily they dissapated before they got here,
[14:02:36] <Popeidol> tornados aren't common here, so even the innocent ones make the news
[14:03:02] <Bytram> same here... we only get one every couple a years or so.
[14:03:45] <rand> Wwe breed them here, then export them to Oklahoma
[14:03:50] <crutchy> lol
[14:03:53] <Bytram> lol
[14:04:29] <crutchy> the tornado that went through my uncle's farm was an excuse to cut up trees for firewood :-P
[14:05:20] <crutchy> it was a few years ago. couldn't find any googly stuff on it
[14:05:28] <crutchy> my google foo is poor :-/
[14:05:44] <Bytram> would that make it google fbar?
[14:05:50] <Bytram> s/fbar/fubar/
[14:05:51] <exec> <Bytram> would that make it google fubar?
[14:05:53] <Bytram> *sigh*
[14:06:24] <crutchy> lol my sed foo is poor too
[14:07:08] <crutchy> s/oo/u/g
[14:07:09] <exec> <crutchy> lol my sed fu is pur tu
[14:07:20] <crutchy> :-D
[14:08:16] <crutchy> need sedbot back :-(
[14:08:34] <crutchy> its the sed foo mater
[14:08:40] <crutchy> master
[14:08:41] <ciri> Indeed, master race :p.
[14:09:19] <xlefay> wel, sedbot is on github iirc, we could always start an instance
[14:09:42] <crutchy> i don't know the command
[14:10:13] <crutchy> hmm wonder if its in the #test logs
[14:13:52] <paulej72> ~weather NCommander
[14:13:55] <exec> Weather for Anchorage, AK US at 2014-07-17 13:59:00 (UTC) ~ 0.2 hrs ago:
[14:13:55] <exec> temperature = 55°F (12.8°C) dewpoint = 52.1°F (11.2°C)
[14:13:56] <exec> barometric pressure = 1016.7 mb ~ change of 0 mb over past 0.3 hrs relative humdity = 90%
[14:13:56] <exec> wind speed = 0 mph (0 km/h) wind direction = 289°
[14:14:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> rand, and don't think we're unappreciative
[14:16:24] <prospectacle> After complaining about how having pristine 50 karma discourages people from commenting, I've decided to comment with abandon. One day I'll lose some karma then I'll have something to work for.
[14:16:56] <TK> ~weather ORD
[14:16:57] <prospectacle> What's the point in having a perfect score anyway. Been there, done that.
[14:16:58] <exec> Weather for Chicago, IL US at 2014-07-17 13:58:00 (UTC) ~ 0.3 hrs ago:
[14:16:59] <exec> temperature = 69°F (20.6°C) dewpoint = 49°F (9.4°C)
[14:16:59] <exec> barometric pressure = 1023.2 mb ~ change of 0 mb over past 0.3 hrs relative humdity = 48%
[14:17:00] <exec> wind speed = 2 mph (3.2 km/h) wind direction = 243°
[14:19:58] <prospectacle> it's funny how in drunk-history they don't cut out the bits where people barf
[14:21:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Light Rail Actually Does Reduce Pollution and Congestion - http://sylnt.us - from-roving-reporter-Casey-Jones
[14:22:22] <prospectacle> I mean they trim it down, no need to be gratuitous, but crying, swearing, spewing, the whole drunk experience is faithfully represented
[14:25:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather TheMightyBuzzard
[14:25:38] <exec> Weather for Ada, Ada Municipal Airport, OK, United States at 2014-07-17 13:55:00 (UTC) ~ 0.5 hrs ago:
[14:25:39] <exec> temperature = 62.6°F (17°C) dewpoint = 62.6°F (17°C)
[14:25:39] <exec> barometric pressure = 1016.3 mb ~ change of 0 mb over past 0.3 hrs relative humdity = 100%
[14:25:39] <exec> wind speed = 10 mph (16 km/h) wind direction = 130°
[14:25:55] <NCommander> Really?
[14:26:05] <NCommander> SOmeone actually programmed the bot with our locations?
[14:26:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> dunno who did yours. i did the closest temp station to mine though.
[14:27:26] * NCommander notes that script going to need a lot of updated
[14:27:29] <NCommander> Cause I'm always moving
[14:27:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, it really should just spit out a random location for you
[14:28:22] <prospectacle> If anyone can keep it up to date, it's crutchy
[14:29:24] <prospectacle> ~weather crutchy
[14:29:27] <exec> Weather for Morwell (latrobe Valley Airport), VIC, Australia at 2014-07-17 11:00:00 (UTC) ~ 3.5 hrs ago:
[14:29:27] <exec> temperature = 41.4°F (5.2°C) dewpoint = 39.2°F (4°C)
[14:29:28] <exec> barometric pressure = 1009.1 mb ~ change of 1.3 mb over past 3 hrs relative humdity = 91%
[14:29:28] <exec> wind speed = 17 mph (27.2 km/h) wind direction = 270°
[14:29:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> relative humidity = 100% is a nice way of saying it's bloody raining here btw.
[14:30:40] <xlefay> hahaha
[14:31:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, we needed it. the lake i fish at is down like 10 feet from its proper level.
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[15:05:09] <mattie_p> !current-uid
[15:05:09] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 4556, owned by zugedneb
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[15:19:48] <paulej72> NCommander: ~weather-add
[15:20:04] <NCommander> TheMightyBuzzard, :-)
[15:20:10] * NCommander needs to go out and do shit today
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[15:20:49] <paulej72> read that as NCommander needs to go out and shit today :)
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[15:55:54] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: about to enjoy some....
[15:55:58] <mrcoolbp> coffee++ http://i.imgur.com
[15:55:58] <Bender> karma - coffee: 382
[15:58:23] <rand> mrcoolbp: stunning
[15:59:00] <mrcoolbp> rand: I received your 2nd icon email, that project is on the back-burner, I have to focus on the swag store for now
[15:59:10] <mrcoolbp> thanks for your work though
[15:59:48] <rand> I understand, just let me know any way I can help
[16:00:22] <mrcoolbp> rand: next up are the comment expand/collapse icons
[16:01:11] <rand> I'll see what I can come up with
[16:01:24] <mrcoolbp> great, thanks!
[16:01:34] * mrcoolbp buys rand a beer
[16:04:39] <stdhell> Remember to call srand() before you use rand().
[16:05:14] <mattie_p> once the new icon is approved, we'll need new swag anyway
[16:05:41] <mrcoolbp> mattie_p?
[16:05:53] <mattie_p> don
[16:06:13] <mrcoolbp> someone broke the mattie_p-bot
[16:06:18] <mattie_p> aren't we going to make stuff for each category of news we have?
[16:06:25] <mattie_p> so we know what is most popular?
[16:06:39] <mattie_p> then when we change the icons, we'll need to sell it all again with the beta version
[16:06:42] <mattie_p> :)
[16:07:01] <mrcoolbp> mattie_p: I hadn't thought of topic items on the swag
[16:07:11] <mattie_p> actually I just made that up
[16:07:45] <mattie_p> probably very low priority if we do it, last thing we need is the OS-fanbois fighting the security-weenies
[16:10:03] <AndyTheAbsurd> mrcoolbp: ...where do we buy this coffee cup?
[16:10:30] <mrcoolbp> AndyTheAbsurd: my plan is to go public with the store in 6 daya
[16:10:32] <mrcoolbp> yas*
[16:10:35] <mrcoolbp> days*
[16:10:42] <mrcoolbp> jeez I'm tired
[16:10:52] <mattie_p> coffee++ #get some into mrcoolbp ASAP
[16:10:52] <Bender> karma - coffee: 383
[16:11:16] <mrcoolbp> mattie_p: luckily this mug is huge
[16:13:57] <mattie_p> mug++
[16:13:57] <Bender> karma - mug: 1
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[16:15:29] <prospectable> hi people
[16:16:31] <prospectable> mrcoolbp, I looked more into the auto-uploading image stuff and maybe I won't do it by tomorrow. Looks a bit hard so I'll do it if/when you decide it would be useful. Until then I'll just experiment a bit to prepare
[16:17:01] <mrcoolbp> prospectable: yeah, let's focus on the basics first
[16:17:39] <mrcoolbp> prospectable: really, I don't need to create more work for myself right now, but I'll keep the idea on the back-burner
[16:18:04] <mrcoolbp> mattie_p: I could use some help wrangling the new kittens on the team
[16:18:15] <prospectable> cool
[16:18:17] <ciri> Could be incredibly cool. Can i send sn my subscription money?
[16:18:35] <mrcoolbp> ciri: you could buy a mug when the store goes up
[16:18:44] * mrcoolbp feeds ciri a soylentsnack
[16:20:24] * mrcoolbp stares blankly at his computer screen but notes "but it looks like I'm working"
[16:20:53] <prospectable> i swore I was going to do some work before going to bed, so here goes...
[16:20:55] <prospectable> wish me luck
[16:21:09] <mrcoolbp> g'luck
[16:22:45] * NCommander is having trouble getting anything done today
[16:22:51] <NCommander> mrcoolbp, if you know how to fix that, let me know
[16:23:15] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: nope, I can't seem to be productive yet
[16:23:24] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: and I must go to work in 2 hours
[16:23:33] * mrcoolbp attempts to email xlefay
[16:24:09] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: did you see the mug? http://i.imgur.com
[16:24:16] <NCommander> argh
[16:24:19] <NCommander> I need to find a lenscrafters
[16:24:29] <mrcoolbp> uh oh
[16:24:34] <NCommander> I dunno how I did it, but I bent the frame on my glasses JUST enough that they slide off my face if I look down
[16:24:41] <NCommander> I miss wearing contacts
[16:25:13] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: when wearing contacts I miss my glasses and visa versa
[16:25:24] <NCommander> I went two years on contacts
[16:25:29] <NCommander> Both RPG, and soft
[16:25:31] * mrcoolbp opens a letter from SoylentNews PBC
[16:25:37] <NCommander> Yay?
[16:25:43] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: you mean RGP
[16:25:57] <NCommander> No, I use rocket propelled grenades for my vision correction :-)
[16:26:11] <NCommander> mrcoolbp, that mug is fucking awesome
[16:26:29] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: the coffee tastes even better out of it = )
[16:26:37] <mrcoolbp> coffee++ mug!
[16:26:37] <Bender> karma - coffee: 384
[16:26:53] <NCommander> er, won't that be coffee--
[16:26:59] <NCommander> SInce the coffee in the cup decreases?
[16:27:22] <mattie_p> mrcoolbp: have some things to do, when were you thinking of kitten-wrangling?
[16:27:36] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: the guys had an idea last night to have the text on the inside saying coffee+ at the top, then coffee++ mid-way, then coffee+++ at the bottom
[16:27:51] <NCommander> can you even do that?
[16:28:05] <mrcoolbp> NCommander not from cafepress
[16:28:12] <mrcoolbp> mattie_p: there are a few kittens that need email addresses and access to staff slash
[16:28:24] <mrcoolbp> mattie_p: not sure what else
[16:28:35] <prospectable> honestly, I know how to be productive, but sometimes it doesn't seem worth it
[16:28:42] <mrcoolbp> mattie_p: I'm extremely tired and buried in a todo list
[16:28:52] <mrcoolbp> (prospectable called it)
[16:28:59] <mattie_p> I can keep an eye out for audioguy or mechanicjay
[16:29:10] <prospectable> all you have to do is turn off all the other videos/chat-rooms/news-sites, get a cup of caffeine, and think in complete sentences for a few minutes
[16:29:27] <prospectable> oops my name is wrong
[16:29:31] <mrcoolbp> = )
[16:29:34] * prospectable is on a weekend and has been drinking
[16:29:35] <mattie_p> also, put soylentnews.org on my resume for the first time today, dropping off a copy this afternoon
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[16:29:46] <mrcoolbp> mattie_p: cool
[16:30:23] <mattie_p> see mechanicjay on other channel, I'll keep an eye out for the team
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[16:32:38] <NCommander> I'm suffering from a case of general burnout
[16:32:46] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: same
[16:32:46] <NCommander> Not just SN related
[16:32:52] <mrcoolbp> yup
[16:32:57] <mrcoolbp> not enough hours
[16:33:01] <NCommander> Wow, that would be an unfortunate last name
[16:33:06] <NCommander> If you were in the military
[16:33:22] <mrcoolbp> General Burnout!
[16:33:43] <NCommander> I dunno, I'm partial to Major Burnout
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[16:33:50] <mattie_p> I knew a Private Road
[16:33:53] <Admiral_Coolbp> heh
[16:34:19] <NCommander> mattie_p, could be worse :-)
[16:34:20] <prospectacle> lol @ general bunrout
[16:34:24] <prospectacle> burnout
[16:34:28] <mattie_p> And I knew a Sergeant Major as well, Major was his last name, combined it is a rank much higher than his
[16:34:30] <prospectacle> a whole sitcom presents itself
[16:34:46] <NCommander> mattie_p, I'm waiting for Major Major so I can match Catch-22 jokes
[16:34:52] <mattie_p> prospectacle: routing buns is pretty funny as well
[16:34:52] <NCommander> *make
[16:35:04] <Admiral_Coolbp> Roger, Roger
[16:35:26] <NCommander> I feel bad for the poor officer with the last name of Pain
[16:35:32] <NCommander> So many jokes ...
[16:35:32] <mattie_p> I didn't ever meet a Major Major, but I'm sure there is more than one out of the several thousand majors in the military
[16:36:39] <NCommander> If I had a last name that could be used as an adjective or noun, I'd change it
[16:36:42] <NCommander> TOo many bad jokes
[16:37:02] <prospectacle> mattie_p, you don't have to tell me
[16:37:28] <prospectacle> every name is bad in some way
[16:37:38] <prospectacle> I once got an email from a michael hunt, who went by mick
[16:37:43] <prospectacle> slightly better than mike, but not much
[16:37:48] <mattie_p> lol
[16:38:20] <mattie_p> back in a few
[16:38:23] <Admiral_Coolbp> k
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[16:40:27] <General> what!?
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[16:40:44] <prospectacle> clearly doesn't work with unicode characters
[16:41:51] * stdhell doesn't like a 💩.
[16:42:05] <stdhell> Seems to work for me...
[16:42:30] <prospectacle> I mean for nicks
[16:42:37] <prospectacle> I was gonna be General Burnout 🍸
[16:42:37] * NCommander struggles not to make bad unicode jokes
[16:42:38] <stdhell> Oh, it was a nickchange, not an action. Sorry...
[16:42:40] <prospectacle> not sure why
[16:43:06] <prospectacle> NCommander, don't fight it. Let the unicode flow through you. Give in to the dark side
[16:43:08] <ciri> Juggs -no. Juggs one of the organisation becomes structurally taller i suppose. But on the dark side of being automated.
[16:43:27] <NCommander> what does unicode and americans have in common?
[16:43:45] <mrcoolbp> ?
[16:44:07] <NCommander> You need wide spaces to accommodate them :-)
[16:44:13] <prospectacle> How many 🍸 does it take to 🎥 a 👫
[16:44:58] <prospectacle> oh i misunderstood
[16:50:07] <NCommander> need. more. energy.
[16:50:38] <mrcoolbp> mmm
[16:50:40] <mrcoolbp> and time
[16:51:03] <prospectacle> NCommander, I find when I'm all coffeed out that tea is good for a boost.
[16:51:07] <prospectacle> Assuming you're not going to go back to sleep
[16:51:48] <NCommander> I'm seriously debating it
[16:52:01] <prospectacle> Go on
[16:52:08] <mrcoolbp> guys I need to work on some stuff before work, BBL tonight maybe
[16:52:27] <prospectacle> No matter how fast or slow you work, some people will want it to be faster but most people are fine to wait
[16:52:39] <prospectacle> Health first, work second.
[16:53:27] <prospectacle> I recently switched to four day weeks and couldn't be happier
[16:55:48] <prospectacle> "The good thing about lending someone your time machine is that you get it back immediately"
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[17:01:01] <AndyTheAbsurd> prospectacle: assuming that they don't break it...
[17:01:04] <AndyTheAbsurd> boobs++
[17:01:04] <Bender> karma - boobs: 3
[17:04:26] <prospectacle> lol
[17:05:12] <prospectacle> "If you dropped out in the 10th grade, you might as well have dropped out in the 2nd grade. You're qualified for the exact same jobs. In fact the person who dropped out in the second grade has 8 years work experience" - Chris Rock
[17:06:54] <prospectacle> AndyTheAbsurd that's true, and the times you never lent it to them becuase of the changes they made to the time line
[17:09:07] <prospectacle> Hedgehogs. Why can't they just share the hedge
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[18:48:12] <chromas> From the missing-dept dept
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[18:53:28] <chromas> Aw and the next agent was set up to avoid being seen as a bot. Not very well though
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[19:08:31] <xlefay> mrcool|AFK, you haz reply!
[19:09:26] <xlefay> http://baconnews.org ftw.
[19:09:28] <monopoly> ^ 03SoylentNews: SoylentNews is people
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[19:15:34] <arti> xlefay :D
[19:15:40] <xlefay> arti !
[19:15:44] <xlefay> Yo, what's up man? :)
[19:16:13] <arti> just scoping out some angular
[19:16:21] <xlefay> Cool!
[19:16:34] <xlefay> I've heard about angular before, never used it though. Is it any good?
[19:17:07] * xlefay notes he wishes the wiki supported Markdown..
[19:18:18] <arti> markdown is pretty slick
[19:18:31] <arti> although i prefer emmet :P
[19:18:39] <xlefay> What I dislike nowadays, you have tens of hundreds of formats on the web... it's annoying
[19:18:52] <xlefay> you have mediawiki syntax, markdown, and a couple of hunderd if not thousands of others xD
[19:19:05] <arti> careful, you're in a linux channel, embrace your options
[19:19:07] <xlefay> I meant for just writing regular text :P
[19:19:19] <xlefay> emmet is awesome for code specifically :D
[19:19:30] <arti> and yes, angular is kick ass
[19:19:41] <xlefay> I should look into that sometime :D
[19:20:16] <arti> backbone is worthy too, pretty much all of them are. I like that a lot of the boilerplate JS is gone
[19:20:37] <xlefay> backbone is amazing for structuring stuff, exactly what it's for
[19:21:08] <xlefay> http://johnmacfarlane.net = great ;)
[19:21:10] <monopoly> ^ 03Try pandoc!
[19:21:22] <xlefay> monopoly, that almost sounded like a cheer!
[19:21:29] <arti> say for posting a form, you have success/error areas, locate the elements, clear them, get input, validate it, post it and listen for successfailure and then display
[19:21:52] <xlefay> yea
[19:23:04] <arti> now i just worry about the post portion
[19:23:55] <arti> either way its refreshing, i'm anxious to experience some gotchas
[19:24:12] <xlefay> Essentially, just getting stuff done quicker instead of mucking around with the JS :)
[19:24:51] <arti> yeah, the databinding is really neat, and i like that debouncing is baked in
[19:25:06] <arti> i'm so used to cobbling cruft together
[19:25:29] <arti> and the testing is really sweet, for unit and end to end
[19:26:23] <xlefay> haha yeah, those are good things
[19:27:02] <xlefay> What are you working on now, if I may ask?
[19:27:35] <arti> i've already built something via the traditional means using css3 transitions to make it pretty
[19:28:30] <arti> a consultation app, lots of different views, from grid to reveal stuff, user managment stuff
[19:28:47] <arti> a bootstrap foundation
[19:28:54] <xlefay> I see, that's pretty slick
[19:29:11] <arti> so it's all pretty dandy, but i really want to do page transitions
[19:29:16] <xlefay> Bootstrap's getting fat though, from what I saw earlier today
[19:29:26] <xlefay> Thus, angular? :)
[19:29:36] <arti> and shuffling that stuff around gets messy quickly
[19:30:23] <xlefay> Yeah, I can imagine
[19:30:27] <arti> so i decided to look into angular in the evenings and made a few example projects, the performance is pretty good on the tablet and desktop
[19:30:39] <xlefay> How about on phones?
[19:30:53] <xlefay> I'm assuming well too, considering a lot of people seem to be interested in Angular
[19:31:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - European Neuroscientists Revolt against E.U.'s Human Brain Project - http://sylnt.us - brain-in-a-jar
[19:31:29] <arti> i've not scoped it on my handset, since it's not really a target - yet. tablet is a consideration and its snappy on the ipad
[19:32:01] <xlefay> Yeah, considering the app, it's probably wise not to use it on a phone
[19:32:56] <arti> i want to experiment with pagination, i'm curious at what point stuff gets heavy for mobile/tablets
[19:33:08] <arti> lots of dom manipulation is expensive
[19:33:46] <xlefay> That's true
[19:35:21] <xlefay> chromas!
[19:35:49] <xlefay> How could you do that to me man? That was rude.
[19:35:50] <ciri> Which one it was pretty good, but i dunno man. Could you resend?
[19:37:18] <xlefay> (whoops, for context: <NerdRPG> chromas has dealt xlefay a Critical Strike! 6 days, 04:23:33 is added to xlefay's clock.) :P
[19:37:33] <arti> niiiice
[19:37:54] <chromas> It's okay. You uh...came upon me many times
[19:38:38] <xlefay> I can't help it! Did you see the definition of Chroma[s]?
[19:39:03] <xlefay> ~define chromas
[19:39:05] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3Chroma: A kinky scottish horn dog, with the sexyest accent in the world, who likes rubber and school girl uniforms, and wants to do me in a confession booth!
[19:39:40] <arti> !
[19:39:44] <chromas> How'd they know?
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[20:02:24] janrinok|afk is now known as janrinok
[20:03:24] janrinok is now known as SoyGuest37921
[20:04:23] <xlefay> That's odd.
[20:04:39] <arti> maybe he likes being one of the rabble?
[20:04:58] SoyGuest37921 is now known as janrinok_
[20:05:05] <xlefay> ha
[20:05:19] <arti> perhaps it's an integration test?
[20:05:31] <arti> "excellent, nick changing function works as anticipated"
[20:05:43] <xlefay> Haha, I'm starting to wonder.. :P
[20:05:54] <arti> so what've you been up to?
[20:05:59] <arti> saving the world?
[20:06:42] <xlefay> Nah. Medical stuff, it's still ongoing though, but I'm happy to say, things are a lot more stable now, hence why I'm here :)
[20:07:04] <arti> ah, well i'm glad to hear things are improving
[20:07:17] <xlefay> Thanks. How about you?
[20:07:59] <arti> increased my jog distance :D up to ~14km
[20:08:21] <xlefay> Haha, to work off all that American food? :-P
[20:08:32] <arti> "comfortable living"
[20:08:43] <arti> actually the fair is in town so i must
[20:08:51] <arti> i should just run there and back
[20:08:59] <xlefay> Aha, that's as good as an excuse as any haha :)
[20:09:01] <arti> if it exists, fry it.
[20:09:03] <xlefay> Enjoy!
[20:09:06] <xlefay> Haha :P
[20:09:19] <arti> so you have bionic legs now?
[20:09:26] <xlefay> I hate to say it (and I might add, it's the first time I do) but 'yolo' :)
[20:10:02] <xlefay> Not yet.. but I should consider getting a pair, surely, it'd make me a whole lot faster ;)
[20:10:23] <arti> well if you had 4 legs, the pain of an additional pair of shoes would be offset by your lifting capacity
[20:10:30] <arti> wonder many more calories you'd need
[20:10:38] <xlefay> hmm...
[20:11:06] <arti> maybe you could put them on your shoulders for excellent backflipping
[20:11:08] <xlefay> I'm not sure, but I suppose that's an oppertunity for a field study
[20:11:25] <arti> or maybe just a thick tail, like a kangaroo
[20:11:33] <arti> you would obsolete furiniture
[20:11:36] <arti> furniture*
[20:11:48] <arti> "no thanks, brought my chair with me, actually i'm sitting now as we speak!"
[20:12:00] <xlefay> Haha, that'd be pretty fancy!
[20:12:13] <xlefay> Although, I wonder how comfortable that would be..
[20:12:15] <arti> !decide "metal legs" "additional legs"
[20:12:16] <ciri> The roll of the dice picks: additional legs.
[20:12:35] <xlefay> !decide "tail" "additional legs"
[20:12:36] <ciri> The roll of the dice picks: tail.
[20:13:33] <arti> for choices without spaces the encapsulating quotes are unnecessary
[20:14:23] <xlefay> Yeah that makes sense
[20:14:45] <arti> crutchy has made great strides with exec
[20:14:47] <xlefay> Just leave it up to me to waste moar precious bandwidth!
[20:14:53] <xlefay> Yeah, I've seen :)
[20:14:56] <arti> just stream video everywhere
[20:14:59] <xlefay> It's pretty neat eh
[20:15:15] <xlefay> Who says I don't already?
[20:15:35] * xlefay notes Plex is amazing.
[20:15:44] <arti> the hosting thingy?
[20:15:54] <xlefay> http://plex.tv
[20:15:55] <monopoly> ^ 03Plex Media Server: Your Media on all of Your Devices - Plex.tv ( https://plex.tv )
[20:16:28] <xlefay> Wait a second.. just how many bots do we have nowadays? hah
[20:16:50] <arti> as many as are needed to keep the population stable
[20:16:52] <chromas> How many don't we have?
[20:17:00] <arti> it's easier to count the ones that aren't, really
[20:17:08] <arti> so far it's you and chromas
[20:17:20] * chromas is actually a python script
[20:17:22] <xlefay> I can't help but wonder when ciri will start a revolt against it's human overlords..
[20:17:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm lazy, i just set up nfs exports to my raspberry pi's ip address and don't bother with transcoding the video.
[20:17:39] <chromas> ciri: revolt
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[20:17:53] <xlefay> TheMightyBuzzard, I have a similar setup via NFS & then I watch via XBMC.. I only use Plex for when I'm not at home, and VPN crap is blocked
[20:17:54] <chromas> Arti must have turned it down
[20:18:02] <arti> yes, to keep the peace here
[20:18:10] <xlefay> although.. when not at home, Plex is extremely useful if you're on a slow link
[20:18:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> xlefay, hrm. not a bad idea.
[20:18:30] <arti> you may have a discussion in another channel with ciri
[20:19:02] * TheMightyBuzzard offers ciri a big, steaming mug of stfu
[20:19:06] <xlefay> + when you sign your plex stuff up with plex.tv, you can sign in there, and go to plex.tv and you won't have to remember your IP/port, etc..
[20:19:10] <xlefay> but ciri's awesome.\
[20:19:24] <arti> too much awesome for ncommander
[20:19:32] <arti> i still have a screenshot from the first interaction, thought it was a person
[20:19:41] <xlefay> Oh, do show ;-)
[20:19:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> xlefay, no issue there. dynamic hostname ftw.
[20:19:46] <xlefay> I vaguely remember that
[20:19:51] * arti ferrets around
[20:20:03] <xlefay> TheMightyBuzzard, static IP (well, it's dynamic officially, but it hasn't changed, in a very long time)
[20:20:31] <xlefay> I just can't be bugged to remember it + you can share your plex, allowing others to access it, etc.. so it's useful they can just open it via plex.tv instead of bugging you for the IP/port
[20:20:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> xlefay, ditto. i've been having to update it manually every month because it hasn't changed in six or so.
[20:21:07] <xlefay> I've had the same IP for a few years (3 or 4) then a new modem came in, and I've had my current IP since then, it's fairly neat
[20:21:19] <arti> sorta like switching bodies
[20:21:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> ooof, that is a respectable lease of an ip address
[20:22:30] <xlefay> Yeah it is
[20:23:23] <arti> http://antiartificial.com
[20:23:24] <ciri> "#Soylent l ntplk :mode cannot be both via tcp.
[20:23:48] <xlefay> I dislike this modem though, it's riddled with bugs.. the web interface... if you forget to logout via the button... and your session expired, it won't let you sign in - till you reset the modem, that's just one bug
[20:24:50] <NCommander> ~weather NCommander
[20:24:53] <exec> Weather for Anchorage, AK US at 2014-07-17 19:59:00 (UTC) ~ 0.4 hrs ago:
[20:24:54] <exec> temperature = 60°F (15.6°C) dewpoint = 54.1°F (12.3°C)
[20:24:54] <exec> barometric pressure = 1015 mb ~ change of 0 mb over past 0.3 hrs relative humdity = 81%
[20:24:54] <exec> wind speed = 0 mph (0 km/h) wind direction = 294°
[20:24:58] <xlefay> arti, I wonder what would've happened... if I hadn't mentioned that ciri was a bot!
[20:25:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> mine's a bit of a pain in the ass too. does double duty as a router but deals with nat via its own uuid system rather than by mac or ip address.
[20:25:08] <xlefay> Can't help but imagine a few pages of conversation
[20:25:08] <arti> indeed!
[20:25:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> forwarding a port can be a huge pita
[20:25:51] <xlefay> Ouch. Ever used vyatta?
[20:26:09] <xlefay> ~weather xlefay
[20:26:13] <exec> Weather for Leeuwarden, Netherlands at 2014-07-17 19:55:00 (UTC) ~ 0.5 hrs ago:
[20:26:13] <exec> temperature = 64.4°F (18°C) dewpoint = 62.6°F (17°C)
[20:26:13] <exec> barometric pressure = 1021 mb ~ change of 0 mb over past 0.5 hrs relative humdity = 93%
[20:26:14] <exec> wind speed = 7 mph (11.2 km/h) wind direction = 40°
[20:26:21] <arti> ~weather arti
[20:26:24] <exec> Weather for Pridannikovo|Krasnoufimsk, SVE, Russian Federation at 2014-07-17 18:00:00 (UTC) ~ 2.4 hrs ago:
[20:26:24] <exec> temperature = 43.9°F (6.6°C) dewpoint = 42.1°F (5.6°C)
[20:26:24] <exec> barometric pressure = 1016.3 mb ~ change of 0.9 mb over past 3 hrs relative humdity = 93%
[20:26:24] <exec> wind speed = 0 mph (0 km/h) wind direction = 0°
[20:26:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> never heard of it. right now i'm routing all incoming traffic to this box and using iptables to distribute it properly.
[20:26:47] <arti> greetings NCommander
[20:26:53] <NCommander> hey
[20:26:57] <NCommander> I won't be around for much
[20:27:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> NCommander, sup, yo
[20:27:04] <arti> you just like to lurk
[20:27:17] <NCommander> ~weather NCommander
[20:27:20] <exec> Weather for Anchorage, AK US at 2014-07-17 19:59:00 (UTC) ~ 0.5 hrs ago:
[20:27:20] <exec> temperature = 60°F (15.6°C) dewpoint = 54.1°F (12.3°C)
[20:27:20] <exec> barometric pressure = 1015 mb ~ change of 0 mb over past 0.3 hrs relative humdity = 81%
[20:27:20] <exec> wind speed = 0 mph (0 km/h) wind direction = 294°
[20:27:23] <NCommander> bah
[20:27:36] <arti> that's like a heatwave up there
[20:27:37] <xlefay> 18c @ 22:26.. that should be a crime.
[20:28:03] <arti> ~weather 92707
[20:28:06] <exec> Weather for Santa Ana Fire, CA, United States Of America at 2014-07-17 18:55:00 (UTC) ~ 1.6 hrs ago:
[20:28:06] <exec> temperature = 77°F (25°C) dewpoint = 61.5°F (16.4°C)
[20:28:06] <exec> barometric pressure = 1016.3 mb ~ change of -0.3 mb over past 1 hrs relative humdity = 58%
[20:28:07] <exec> wind speed = 6 mph (9.6 km/h) wind direction = 160°
[20:28:14] <arti> Fire. o.o
[20:28:22] <xlefay> TheMightyBuzzard, VyOS is a community fork of Vyatta, a Linux-based network operating system that provides software-based network routing, firewall, and VPN functionality.
[20:28:31] <xlefay> VyOS <3
[20:28:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> sounds handy
[20:29:25] <xlefay> Extremely. I'm considering just putting that modem in bridge mode & just putting vyos behind it
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[20:30:42] * xlefay wonders which players forgoet #irpg
[20:30:55] <NCommander> xlefay, I got disconnectd for a few days, but I'm still there :-)
[20:31:02] <xlefay> Signed in, as well? :)
[20:31:08] <xlefay> 'cuz dat bot didn't voice ya
[20:31:44] <chromas> I think last time it booted up it didn't auto voice
[20:32:22] <xlefay> Correct, so I set it's permissions properly & restarted it, so it would auto sign-in everyone that was already signed in & then voice them
[20:32:53] <xlefay> <NerdRPG> Recognised 7 users on channel. Automatically logging in accounts: SirFinkus, hka, chromas, xlefay, arti, swiss, pbnjoe
[20:32:53] <xlefay> * NerdRPG gives voice to SirFinkus hka chromas xlefay
[20:32:53] <xlefay> * NerdRPG gives voice to arti swiss pbnjoe_
[20:33:19] <chromas> Should put ciri in there
[20:33:35] <arti> yeah?
[20:33:38] <xlefay> Provoke people into responding eh? :D
[20:33:57] <xlefay> It'd be funny if ciri has an offensive mode....
[20:34:05] <arti> how offensive?
[20:34:09] <xlefay> (& randomly starts spouting nonsense)
[20:34:19] <arti> source brain material from reddit or /b/
[20:34:28] <arti> mix in some hacker news comments
[20:34:32] <xlefay> a slight bit above average, as in, not too offensive xD
[20:34:34] <arti> maybe a paper
[20:34:36] <chromas> Is it okay for non-players to talk there?
[20:34:44] <xlefay> Why shouldn't it be? :)
[20:34:45] <chromas> arti: maximum offensiveness
[20:34:52] <arti> chromas, as a male we're all playas donchaknow
[20:35:23] <chromas> I though any talking would penalize
[20:35:29] <arti> it would be fun to have a bot with good a contextual grasp
[20:35:32] <xlefay> Only people who are signed in
[20:35:40] <chromas> Ah
[20:35:54] <arti> i rather like the irpg
[20:36:04] <arti> should increase the top players to top 5
[20:36:16] <chromas> arti: is there a channel for ciri with 200% offensiveness?
[20:36:44] <arti> should load up another one just for you to pollute
[20:36:54] <xlefay> hahaha
[20:37:17] <arti> sprinkle some ethanol fueled
[20:37:18] <chromas> Please do
[20:37:33] <xlefay> 400tb of offensiveness?
[20:37:53] <arti> a sherlock holmes mixed with /b/
[20:37:54] <ciri> My @nexustid_order = sort {($b == $constants)]ge.
[20:38:06] <chromas> Haven't seen him lately. Forgot his name now
[20:38:10] <xlefay> khyber
[20:38:19] <chromas> Mr LEDs
[20:38:21] <chromas> Yeah
[20:38:23] <arti> enjoys his shirt off
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[20:47:49] <paulej72> hello everyone
[20:47:55] <arti> hey paulie
[20:48:02] <arti> -i
[20:48:12] <arti> :D
[20:48:17] <paulej72> I found a new appartment and put a binder fee on it. :)
[20:48:31] <arti> is this like a finder's fee?
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[20:49:10] <paulej72> partial deposit to say its mine and have the listing taken down
[20:49:22] <arti> oh, i see. very cool!
[20:49:27] * arti plans on moving in about 2 months
[20:49:54] <paulej72> have to put in my formal application, but that is jsut a formaility with my credit rating.
[20:58:26] <arti> hope the new place has a nice patio
[20:58:31] * arti is cooking up some food
[20:58:32] <ciri> Looks in sam flynns food cubby and sees honey nut isos.
[20:58:38] <arti> lol
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[21:02:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - UK Police Arrest 660 Suspected Pedophiles after Online Operation - http://sylnt.us - nowhere-to-hide
[21:16:18] <Cyprus> woah, xlefay lives
[21:16:33] <xlefay> howdy ;)
[21:16:42] <arti> indeed, the ghost of irc past
[21:17:13] <xlefay> I'm just a bot to simulate the real one's behaviour. :)
[21:18:52] <xlefay> Oh well :P
[21:18:57] <xlefay> How have ya been Cyprus?
[21:19:15] <xlefay> Done anything interesting lately?
[21:20:45] <Cyprus> heh, barely on here myself. Good though =)
[21:21:25] <xlefay> That's good :)
[21:21:33] <xlefay> I gotta run for a bit, I'll prolly be back tomorrow :)
[21:21:41] <Cyprus> heh enjoy
[21:22:08] <xlefay> Take care & good seeing you all ;)
[21:22:41] <arti> see ya xlefay
[21:22:51] <arti> we should start a betting pool when he'll return!
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[21:25:53] <paulej72> ok if someone does not come back after today we will know the UK police got them
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[21:36:08] <crutchy> mornin everyone. gtg to workipoos :-( cyas later
[21:36:13] <arti> lol
[21:36:15] <arti> hi. bye.
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[22:00:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cat Parasite Could Help Fight Cancer - http://sylnt.us - drop-the-defensive-shields
[22:06:32] <chromas> From the it-used-to-be-the-cause dept
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[22:35:15] <paulej72> Dev VM is now available on Github: https://github.com
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[23:11:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Survey Finds Math and Science Grads Earn More - http://sylnt.us - pays-to-study
[23:22:30] <Landon> oohoo
[23:22:41] <Landon> my pickled green beans are about a week from when I canned them
[23:22:45] <Landon> dare I test them out
[23:34:25] <arti> if we don't hear from you in 10 minutes we'll just wait longer
[23:34:33] <arti> you should livestream it
[23:34:46] <arti> > Ulch. The beans you ate were tainted.