#Soylent | Logs for 2014-06-29

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[00:57:26] <paulej72> NCommander: the hosed email is due to entities not working currently with utf-8 on dev
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[01:30:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Roundup-Ready GMO Maize Causes Serious Health Damage - http://sylnt.us - if-at-first-you-don't-suck-seed
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[01:56:46] <crutchy> ~feed-wiki
[01:56:51] <exec> wiki: login=Success, username=Exec (userid=1546)
[01:56:54] <exec> wiki: successfully logged out
[01:57:41] <crutchy> ~feed-wiki
[01:57:45] <exec> wiki: login=Success, username=Exec (userid=1546)
[01:57:49] <exec> wiki: edit=error getting sections for page "title"
[01:57:53] <exec> wiki: successfully logged out
[02:09:13] <NCommander> wow
[02:09:17] <NCommander> That's incredibly irritating
[02:09:19] <crutchy> ~feed-wiki
[02:09:24] <exec> wiki: login=Success, username=Exec (userid=1546)
[02:09:28] <exec> wiki: edit=error getting sections for page "Feeds"
[02:09:33] <exec> wiki: successfully logged out
[02:09:44] <crutchy> sorry i'll move to #test
[02:09:50] <NCommander> crutchy, unrelated to that
[02:09:56] <NCommander> I was referring to /code's DB scheme
[02:10:03] <crutchy> oh :-)
[02:10:06] <NCommander> Getting comments out of the database for articles is suprisingly complicated
[02:10:13] <paulej72> NCommander: if it is something on dev, I have put back the TMB code to work on unicode
[02:10:20] <NCommander> paulej72, that's fine for now
[02:10:43] <NCommander> paulej72, I'm currently trying to figure out how I can extract all the comments in the database that are attached to stories
[02:10:53] <paulej72> NCommander: now you know why comments are a bitch
[02:11:11] <crutchy> i might be able to make a script to do it :-P
[02:11:52] <NCommander> paulej72, well, yeah, though at least it makes partial sense
[02:12:06] <NCommander> paulej72, I've managed to start working on a slash->NNTP bridge
[02:12:09] <NCommander> */madman :-/*
[02:12:35] <chromas> NCommander: pull html and scrape it :D
[02:12:43] <chromas> efficiency
[02:13:17] * NCommander beats chromas
[02:13:35] <NCommander> paulej72, if you've got a newsreader handy, you can read articles via NNTP now. Still fiddling w/ comments
[02:14:06] <paulej72> thunderbird to the rescue
[02:14:24] <NCommander> paulej72, put newsserver 50.116.18.95 in
[02:14:25] <chromas> NCommander: how about reversing it? Make slash post to nntp
[02:14:38] <NCommander> chromas, at some point it will be bidirectional
[02:14:45] <NCommander> This is just proof-of-concept
[02:14:52] <chromas> aha! I knew you could go both ways
[02:15:01] <chromas> is it okay for others to test as well?
[02:15:03] <NCommander> chromas, and from INN's perspective, slash is just another news site, connected via UUCP
[02:15:10] <NCommander> chromas, sure, there's soylentnews.discuss if you just want to chat
[02:15:16] <paulej72> chromas: no that is Ethanol-fuled
[02:15:31] * NCommander is occassionally rmgrouping mainpage when I retest, so don't be suprised if it vanishes/reappears
[02:16:43] <paulej72> I am trying to figure out why I can only post unicode comments when there is not unicode in the comment you are replying to.
[02:16:47] <NCommander> So, it looks like I need to get the sid's
[02:17:26] <paulej72> baby killers thoes sids
[02:17:42] <NCommander> paulej72, well, if we ever wanted to implement generic forms, it would be trivial :-)
[02:18:25] <NCommander> Ugh
[02:18:36] <NCommander> so to do this dump w/ any regularity is going to require two big pulls on the database
[02:18:39] <NCommander> Not the end of the world but ow
[02:20:04] <NCommander> chromas, you connected?
[02:20:10] <chromas> aye, sir
[02:20:34] <NCommander> chromas, thoughts?
[02:21:02] <chromas> Well, I'm mostly new to nntp; I wasn't aware it had scoring
[02:21:14] <NCommander> chromas, scoring?
[02:21:19] * NCommander wonders what news reader your using
[02:21:32] <chromas> I'm using KNode. It has a score column for each post (which is 0)
[02:21:37] <chromas> or is that just a local thing?
[02:21:46] <NCommander> chromas, local
[02:21:53] <eleg> shut the fuck up donny
[02:21:57] <NCommander> eleg, ?
[02:22:08] <chromas> oh yeah; I found a place for setting up scoring rules
[02:22:44] <eleg> huh
[02:22:48] <NCommander> chromas, with a bit of luck, full commenting will be available :-)
[02:22:49] <eleg> who r u tallkin 2 buddy
[02:22:53] <eleg> idk who u r
[02:23:01] <eleg> r u supposed to be the boss around here or smthin
[02:23:11] <NCommander> eleg, I don't know who you are either, I was curious on who you were telling to STFU
[02:23:22] <eleg> what
[02:23:23] <eleg> r u high
[02:23:27] <NCommander> <eleg> shut the fuck up donny
[02:23:30] <eleg> u got tthe refer madness?
[02:23:42] <chromas> Hey, maybe next we'll get apk
[02:23:57] <NCommander> chromas, an android app? :-P
[02:24:18] <eleg> fuck phones
[02:24:23] <eleg> goddamn mobile spying devices
[02:24:31] * chromas looks for nntp for android client
[02:24:34] <eleg> big goberment loves u phony fux
[02:24:35] <NCommander> chromas, several
[02:24:48] <NCommander> chromas, figured this was easier than development a SN app :-)
[02:25:24] <chromas> slash is mostly working for now; maybe you could just set up nntp with a web front-end and then hack it to look like slash
[02:25:48] <crutchy> 2 slashes!
[02:25:59] <NCommander> /
[02:26:01] <NCommander> ///
[02:26:05] <NCommander> stupid escaping
[02:26:09] <crutchy> we could make them fight... a slashtournament!
[02:26:49] <crutchy> oh man that sounds even better than UT
[02:27:32] <chromas> NCommander: so for now nntp is separate but occasionally is filled with sn posts?
[02:27:39] <chromas> So if I post something here it stays here
[02:27:51] <chromas> s/here/on nntp/g
[02:27:51] <SedBot> <chromas> So if I post something on nntp it stays on nntp
[02:27:52] <NCommander> chromas, for the moment, yes, but I plan full bidirectionality
[02:28:03] <NCommander> Posting NNTP will kick it into slash, from slash -> NNTP
[02:28:05] <crutchy> sounds kinky
[02:28:18] <NCommander> If we ever seed out onto USENET, then USENET->slash and slash->USENET
[02:28:36] <crutchy> a slash orgy.... slorgy :-P
[02:30:03] * chromas wonders if there are any overlay networks for usenet, like for rating posts and giving each other karma high fives
[02:30:36] <NCommander> chromas, there's one for comp.misc
[02:30:52] <crutchy> chromas... google groups?
[02:31:00] <chromas> ew
[02:31:04] <chromas> need something independent
[02:31:11] <chromas> p2p and other buzzwords
[02:31:43] <crutchy> need a p2p client for that, no?
[02:32:00] <NCommander> A table that basically allows discussions (comments on a particular subject) to be
[02:32:00] <NCommander> attached to an sid that might not necessarily be a story sid. This allows for a
[02:32:00] <NCommander> not-too-publicized functionality of going to the comments.pl script without any
[02:32:00] <NCommander> query string, getting a list of current discussions and posting a comment on a
[02:32:00] <NCommander> concocted sid and creating a new discussion.
[02:32:01] <NCommander> HAW
[02:32:03] <crutchy> limewire
[02:32:22] <NCommander> I knew slash had the ability to do arbitrary discussions at one point
[02:32:25] <NCommander> which were linked as a "forum"
[02:32:28] <NCommander> I knew I didn't imagine that
[02:36:03] <crutchy> ~reload
[02:36:05] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file
[02:36:17] <crutchy> ~comment-dump
[02:36:41] <NCommander> Ok, that's irritating but managable
[02:42:03] * NCommander figurd out how to fish the comments out working from the discussion table
[02:42:14] <NCommander> I can't really blame this on bad DB design, but still, bleh
[02:43:06] <crutchy> plenty of unions?
[02:43:16] * crutchy hates sql
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[03:08:41] <SpallsHurgenson> happiness is a comfy chair, a fast computer, and a bowl of brownies-batter that I can lick clean :)
[03:12:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Rep. Grayson asks "Is Former NSA Boss Selling Classified Info To Get $1M/Month?" - http://sylnt.us - do-what-I-say-not-what-I-do
[03:18:54] <crutchy> SpallsHurgenson: s/comfy chair, a fast computer, and a bowl of brownies-batter/nice pair of titties/
[03:18:54] <SedBot> <crutchy> <SpallsHurgenson> happiness is a nice pair of titties that I can lick clean :)
[03:19:14] <SpallsHurgenson> <sigh> now I'm unhappy :(
[03:19:23] <crutchy> aw
[03:19:34] <SpallsHurgenson> unless.... someone wants to volunteer?
[03:19:40] <SpallsHurgenson> (note: NICE set was indicated :)
[03:21:38] <crutchy> hmm for some reason hrefs on SN still aren't surrounded by quotes :-/
[03:22:00] * crutchy wonders whether its been mentioned as an issue on github
[03:22:56] <crutchy> hmm only seems to be full hrefs. relative ones are quoted
[03:24:01] <crutchy> hmm nope there is a full one that's quoted too. maybe its just <URL: hrefs?
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[03:26:21] * arti o.o
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[04:04:12] <SpallsHurgenson> mmmm, fresh, warm brownies and a cold glass of milk! Now I'm livin' the dream :)
[04:11:40] * SpallsHurgenson ignores the fact that the milk has turned, for the sake of the dream :)
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[04:42:05] <eleg> brownies sound p good atm
[04:47:07] <NCommander> SpallsHurgenson, ick
[04:47:16] * NCommander is looking forward to getting out of NY tomorrow
[04:53:42] <SpallsHurgenson> no one gets out of NY... except maybe Snake Plisken
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[05:40:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Using LEGOs For Studying Plants - http://sylnt.us - build-it-they-will-come
[05:47:07] <NCommander> woooo
[05:47:18] <NCommander> I got code that properly dumps comments out for a given story
[05:47:22] <NCommander> (what a fucking PITA that was)
[05:47:41] <juggs> working late NC? and congrats
[05:47:48] <NCommander> juggs, kinda
[05:47:54] <NCommander> juggs, I'm experimenting with a slash->NNTP gateway
[05:48:02] <arti> that's cool
[05:48:11] <juggs> interesting idea
[05:48:12] <arti> just the facts, man
[05:48:13] <NCommander> I've got it spooling articles no problem
[05:48:25] <NCommander> comments have been problematic due to the database structure being .... "unique"
[05:48:32] <arti> "organic"
[05:49:06] <juggs> such a diplomatic choice of word
[05:53:16] <stderr> "<NerdRPG> kobach, stderr, cykros, and SirFinkus have been chosen by the FSF to Locate and slay the beastly dragon foretold by the sages Aho and Ullman. Quest to end in 0 days, 12:20:00." LOL at that reference. :-)
[05:53:22] <stderr> And yes, I got the book...
[07:12:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Ethics of GM Foods: Because We Can, Does It Mean We Should ? - http://sylnt.us - the-future-of-food-or-not
[07:26:46] <chromas> From the let's-ask-michael-bay dept
[07:27:21] <chromas> Hey that's twice as topical. GM
[07:29:58] <juggs> who is michael day? all my search-fu brings up is a bunch of linkedin profiles for musicians, contemporary artists, bmx riders and vets :/
[07:30:51] <chromas> Juggs: s/d/b/
[07:30:51] <SedBot> <chromas> <Juggs> who is michael bay? all my search-fu brings up is a bunch of linkedin profiles for musicians, contemporary artists, bmx riders and vets :/
[07:31:24] <chromas> I think crutchy may have a relevant link on hand
[07:31:51] <crutchy> explosions... from michael bay!
[07:31:59] <crutchy> splosions!
[07:32:07] <crutchy> pchweaa
[07:32:19] <juggs> ahh, film director or some such. I'll crawl back under my rock
[07:32:19] <crutchy> blablahboom!
[07:32:40] <chromas> And his latest splosions feature a lot of gm craps
[07:32:44] <chromas> Crops
[07:32:46] <chromas> Cars
[07:32:55] <crutchy> i think you had it right the first time
[07:34:26] <crutchy> ~define michael bay
[07:34:46] <juggs> narcissist
[07:34:56] <juggs> self-publicist
[07:35:07] <juggs> hmm... something has to win a prize here
[07:35:26] <crutchy> his ego?
[07:35:28] <juggs> not that I am quick to judge or anything :D
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[08:28:02] <crutchy> haha this site is funny. http://www.schneierfacts.com
[08:28:03] <monopoly> └ 03Bruce Schneier Facts: Things you might not know about cryptographer and security expert Bruce Schneier
[08:28:38] <crutchy> thanks c0lo
[08:29:24] <crutchy> http://www.schneierfacts.com
[08:29:25] <monopoly> └ 03Bruce Schneier Facts: Things you might not know about cryptographer and security expert Bruce Schneier
[08:30:18] <chromas> "If the Schneier were an unit of measure, with 1 Schneier meaning "as secure as Bruce Schneier", then Bruce Schneier would be worth 4.3 Schneiers."
[08:31:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Sex with your ipad - Rugged Handgrips Included. - http://sylnt.us - Hard-Drive
[08:31:36] <crutchy> lmao http://www.schneierfacts.com
[08:31:37] <monopoly> └ 03Bruce Schneier Facts: Things you might not know about cryptographer and security expert Bruce Schneier
[08:31:46] <chromas> In this one, he reminds me of Brian Posehn: http://www.schneierfacts.com
[08:32:46] <crutchy> http://www.schneierfacts.com
[08:32:46] <monopoly> └ 03Bruce Schneier Facts: Things you might not know about cryptographer and security expert Bruce Schneier
[08:33:16] <crutchy> lmao http://www.schneierfacts.com
[08:33:16] <monopoly> └ 03Bruce Schneier Facts: Things you might not know about cryptographer and security expert Bruce Schneier
[08:33:39] * Konomi removes crutchy's enter and return keys
[08:33:58] <crutchy> must... close... browser....
[08:34:03] <Konomi> ;p
[08:52:14] <arti> very amusing
[08:56:31] <crutchy> stupid bot
[08:56:45] <crutchy> s/bot/self/
[08:56:45] <SedBot> <crutchy> stupid self
[09:02:22] <swiss> just acquired a 3d model of my car
[09:02:29] <swiss> i've been playing with it all night
[09:02:37] <arti> quote that
[09:02:45] <arti> !grab swiss
[09:02:45] <Bender> Added quote 193
[09:02:56] <crutchy> good grab
[09:03:04] <crutchy> !quote 193
[09:03:04] <Bender> Quote 193 - <swiss> i've been playing with it all night
[09:03:05] * arti opens another beer
[09:03:14] <crutchy> :-P
[09:03:28] <crutchy> !quote swiss
[09:03:28] <Bender> Quote 193 - <swiss> i've been playing with it all night
[09:03:34] <swiss> lolol
[09:03:35] <crutchy> hmm
[09:03:52] <crutchy> !quote arti
[09:03:52] <Bender> Quote 9 - <arti> National Lampoons - Ethanol Fueld Thanksgiving
[09:03:56] <Bender> Also in quotes: 11, 12, 41, 64, 65, 66, 94, 116, 135, 143, 148, 152, 170, 172, 180
[09:04:00] <crutchy> ah
[09:04:06] <arti> what was the jizzy stick one
[09:04:15] <crutchy> !quote 152
[09:04:15] <Bender> Quote 152 - <arti> Just push hard enough
[09:04:19] <crutchy> dunno
[09:04:27] <chromas> !quote jizzy
[09:04:27] <Bender> No quotes found with the text 'jizzy'
[09:04:32] <chromas> !quote stick
[09:04:32] <Bender> Quote 85 - <kobach> sticking a metal rod through a slice of bacon over a fire isnt exactly an ideal way to cook it
[09:04:36] <Bender> Also in quotes: 104, 110
[09:04:37] <arti> it was for a defintion
[09:04:42] <crutchy> !quote chromas
[09:04:43] <Bender> Quote 111 - <chromas> I heard CentOS thrown around a lot. I believe it was NCommander's favorite
[09:04:47] <Bender> Also in quotes: 118, 124, 136, 141, 142, 143, 160, 168
[09:04:58] <chromas> I don't think I've said that many things
[09:05:01] <crutchy> i just gotta unbork my stupid bot
[09:05:16] <crutchy> (put it back the way it was before i 'tinkered')
[09:05:31] <chromas> Yeah; need to fork it for mods
[09:05:58] <chromas> or start from scratch: exec 2.0
[09:06:05] <chromas> execy 2000
[09:06:16] <arti> goat execx
[09:06:42] <chromas> crutchy: s/ere/ele/
[09:06:42] <SedBot> <chromas> <crutchy> (put it back the way it was before i 'tinkeled')
[09:06:59] <chromas> maybe just one e
[09:09:07] <crutchy> problem i'm trying to work out is how to authenticate two commands at once
[09:09:17] <arti> how are you combining them?
[09:09:45] <crutchy> they just called in quick succession
[09:10:38] <crutchy> trying to work out how to verify that a whois matches a command
[09:10:51] <crutchy> i thought about just making an array.
[09:11:37] <crutchy> needs a bit more thought methinks
[09:12:28] <crutchy> the current method is a bit dodgy
[09:12:42] <arti> bounce it off your bonce
[09:29:28] <crutchy> 9 sequential authenticated commands work with a 2 sec sleep between each, but if i knock it down to 1 sec i start losing commands
[09:40:01] <arti> still, progress
[09:42:50] <swiss> https://www.youtube.com
[09:42:50] <monopoly> └ 03240sx 3d model first test - YouTube: Oh man, i'm excited
[09:42:55] <swiss> i am so happy
[09:43:40] <chromas> Did you have it 3d scanned?
[09:44:00] <swiss> no
[09:44:03] <swiss> i found a 3d model online
[09:44:05] <swiss> paid $5 for it
[09:44:25] <arti> there are 3d stock sites with all kinds of neat stuff
[09:44:30] * arti usually scopes out handsets
[09:46:25] <chromas> Looks like you could throw in some edge loops around the wheel wells
[10:00:08] <crutchy> what software used? or was it iges/stp?
[10:01:00] <crutchy> damn shaped internet :-(
[10:01:32] <chromas> I'd send you some of mine if I could
[10:01:47] * chromas wonders how to send internet through itself
[10:01:55] <chromas> I guess that's like rolling a tube into itself
[10:02:04] <chromas> inside outernet
[10:03:07] <crutchy> it might create a wormhole, or an arsehole
[10:04:20] <chromas> goatse.net
[10:05:13] <crutchy> i remember seeing an a380 model on grabcad
[10:05:18] <crutchy> looked pretty sweet
[10:07:02] <crutchy> most of the stuff that i model with Autodesk Inventor is just lifting equipment and industrial plant... occasional pressure vessel
[10:07:19] <crutchy> they don't let me draw much nowadays
[10:07:45] <chromas> You need raytraced shiny
[10:08:12] <crutchy> can do that with Inventor 2014. we getting some models raytraced for the company website
[10:08:58] <crutchy> i think needed 3ds before
[10:10:00] <crutchy> the new website going live next week
[10:11:22] <chromas> I hope it has lots of Flash and drop shadows and spinny things
[10:11:29] <crutchy> majority of my contributions to the site are rainbow FEA utilisation contours
[10:11:32] <chromas> drop shadows on the drop shadows
[10:11:45] <Konomi> recursive drop shadow function
[10:11:57] <crutchy> lol nah. its pretty basic but it does use some framework things
[10:12:34] <crutchy> the developer used phpstorm, which was interesting to see
[10:14:00] <crutchy> i haven't had much of a chance to play with it, but next week i might try disabling a few browser features and see if it breaks >:-D
[10:15:12] * crutchy hopes to gud that it doesn't show up some bs "this site requires javascript" page :-/
[10:16:02] <Konomi> "requires flash player"
[10:17:01] <chromas> Best viewed with Internet Explorer 3
[10:17:09] <arti> heh
[10:17:25] <Konomi> "don't forget to stand upside down"
[10:17:35] <Konomi> "best viewed with blood rushing to head"
[10:17:59] <crutchy> best viewed with silverlight
[10:18:43] <crutchy> requires silverlight, flash, javascript and xss enabled
[10:18:58] <arti> yes!
[10:19:07] <Konomi> it's offically gone too far
[10:19:31] <arti> nah, you just keep doing it in JS
[10:27:14] <crutchy> ooh js pr0n
[10:31:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Leap Thinks that a Visual, Social Approach to Search can Unseat Google from its Throne - http://sylnt.us - Better-Mousetrapt
[10:32:05] <arti> social justice approach
[10:33:53] <crutchy> biggest problem with google is they are giving their users and customers what they want... HOW DARE THEY!!!
[10:34:30] <arti> indeed
[10:34:47] <arti> "you guys sort it, we'll subpoena it
[10:35:55] <crutchy> i honestly don't know how google makes as much money as it does. some people just keep paying them i guess.. not sure why
[10:36:14] <arti> well considering it IS what searching is to many folks
[10:36:28] <crutchy> does anyone actually ever click on a google ad?
[10:36:34] <arti> i can see why ads may make up a huge chunk
[10:36:53] <arti> right?
[10:37:21] <arti> well one perk of the terms is you can see how many impressions it gets
[10:37:30] <arti> for example, see if people are searching your name
[10:37:47] <crutchy> hmm yeah i guess analytics is worth something
[10:37:55] <crutchy> good point
[10:38:11] <arti> well they do other stuff, for a stint i did some advertising for clients
[10:38:23] <crutchy> i don't see any google ads appear in search results page when i search for 'cars' though, cos adblock edge blocks them
[10:38:55] <crutchy> google must really hate abe
[10:39:04] <arti> i had some sweet software i'd create rules with and it controlled client accounts for me, so you could pick best value ranges for particular keywords
[10:39:34] <crutchy> and hold them to ransom?
[10:40:06] <arti> lol
[10:40:18] <arti> nah, it was like a rule set for accounts
[10:40:57] <arti> "on this day from 11 to 13 maximum bid"
[10:41:10] <arti> otherwise greatest value between this price range
[10:41:33] <arti> did it for a couple hundred accounts, kinda neat
[10:41:49] <arti> i hated doing the reports
[10:41:55] <crutchy> to get most from adsense?
[10:41:55] <arti> 2 days of suck a month
[10:42:17] <arti> this was for overture, basically yahoo's version
[10:42:49] <arti> google analytics is pretty sweet, great for glancing
[10:43:07] <arti> it's like mass effect reaper technology
[10:43:40] <crutchy> ah. at least the seo industry seems to mostly have passed the tricking phase
[10:43:52] <arti> now you just bundle it with an installer
[10:43:55] <arti> or better yet, DLC!
[10:44:13] <arti> "use code jizzystix to unlock the full power of this ______"
[10:44:21] <arti> battle station
[10:44:44] <crutchy> poor windoze users
[10:45:03] <arti> damn them and their oodles of software
[10:45:27] <crutchy> and malware to boot
[10:45:39] <arti> you're just a softwareist
[10:45:48] <crutchy> steam seems to be taking off though, so that might be a chink in the redmond armor
[10:46:12] <crutchy> lol. i'm running linux on top of windows
[10:46:26] <arti> i hope it does, wretch that shit free
[10:46:36] <arti> i do that too, sometimes
[10:46:55] <crutchy> i 'use' windows most days, but i often wish it had some of the features of linux
[10:47:08] <arti> btw do you have access to power shell there?
[10:47:16] <stderr> crutchy: Cygwin...
[10:47:25] <arti> at least with ps you can do ls
[10:47:46] <arti> greetings stderr
[10:47:54] <crutchy> never used powershell. it does seem like a step in the rright direction though
[10:48:00] <arti> screw the language
[10:48:01] <crutchy> hi stderr :-)
[10:48:07] <arti> use it instead of cmd
[10:48:10] <stderr> Hi.
[10:48:19] <arti> How Are You, Human?
[10:48:23] <crutchy> i heard of cygwin but seems more complicated than linux
[10:48:32] <arti> nah
[10:49:43] <crutchy> but cygwin is no doubt good too
[10:49:45] <stderr> crutchy: Does it? It's the first thing I install when I'm forced to use "that we don't speak of"...
[10:49:52] <arti> hahaha
[10:50:18] <arti> i think it's useful, but dear god is it ugly
[10:50:31] <arti> i'd love a kterm on windaz
[10:50:35] <crutchy> i tried getting access to an nfs share on windows once. i wasted a couple of nights on it. then gave up
[10:50:43] <arti> lol
[10:50:52] <arti> your karate is weak
[10:50:59] <arti> you lack discipline
[10:51:11] <stderr> arti: Install the X-server, ssh with X-forward, start kterm on another box... :-)
[10:51:22] <arti> it's not the same, i want to have my cake and eat it too
[10:51:33] <crutchy> .... simply just press the any key
[10:51:34] <arti> right now i do that with vmware
[10:51:39] <stderr> arti: Pro-tip: Get two cakes!
[10:51:46] <arti> diabeetus
[10:52:02] <stderr> You only eat one. The other is for keeping.
[10:52:07] <arti> maybe like twinkies since those are tiny and aren't real
[10:52:17] <arti> "i still have it >.> i never ate it"
[10:52:41] <arti> what if that was your trophy, as a cerial whatevererer
[10:52:46] <arti> serial
[10:52:53] <arti> it's more amusing the first way
[10:53:44] <crutchy> mmm i have a cereal port
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[10:54:11] <arti> you also have cornhole ports
[10:54:18] <arti> science!
[10:54:40] <crutchy> my sister is a minister of science
[10:55:02] <arti> oh yeah? well my dad is the lord and master of the universe!
[10:55:13] * arti chews gum obnoxiously
[10:55:27] * stderr is a Master! Of! Science!
[10:55:40] <crutchy> 'now hereth this my children... there shalleth be only three laws of thermodynamics... because two or four would be blasphemous!"
[10:55:44] <arti> white lab coats
[10:55:45] <stderr> Each word needs its own !
[10:56:15] <arti> https://www.youtube.com
[10:56:56] <arti> :|
[10:57:05] <arti> shouldn't there be a title along with that
[10:57:07] <crutchy> its the name you just want to say
[10:57:30] <crutchy> middle name must be 'eleven'
[10:57:36] <arti> moan that out next time you're uh...
[10:57:45] <arti> changing a tire
[10:57:50] <crutchy> nah i prefer mr plow
[10:57:54] <arti> lol
[10:57:55] <crutchy> oh
[10:57:59] <arti> plow king all the way
[10:58:11] <crutchy> doesn't sound as dirty
[10:58:30] <arti> sh!tters_clogged.jpg
[10:58:57] <crutchy> that's shrek forever after (i think)
[10:59:09] <stderr> Bah! Why can't you search for "Master! Of! Science!" on Google? No, I don't mean "Master Of Science". I mean "Master! Of! Science!"... Damn it!
[10:59:11] <arti> i've lost track of which ones i've seen
[10:59:17] <arti> did you put it in quotes?
[10:59:28] <stderr> arti: Yes.
[10:59:33] <arti> i'm out of ideas then
[10:59:50] <arti> oh! what about trying another search engine?
[11:00:15] <crutchy> replace ! with html ent?
[11:00:24] <stderr> Like astalavista?
[11:00:25] <crutchy> &#33;
[11:00:56] <arti> man that's ancient
[11:00:58] <stderr> crutchy: Nope...
[11:01:08] <arti> astalavista.box.sk?
[11:01:32] <crutchy> dammit even verbatim doesn't work
[11:02:02] <crutchy> arti... that will probably just return masterofanusverse.com
[11:02:18] <arti> is that where everything has an anus shade?
[11:02:50] <crutchy> dunno. i never got around to clicking cos there's enough bewbs on the search results page
[11:02:54] <arti> i rather like the suffix 'kingdom' to various genres
[11:03:18] * arti rocks a bunch of blockers
[11:03:33] <arti> it's a pretty boring page tbh
[11:04:00] <crutchy> put an exception for astalavista and it will suddenly become much more interesting :-P
[11:04:00] <stderr> Tried 5 different search engines. All of them search for "Master of science" instead of "Master! Of! Science!". :-(
[11:04:12] <arti> hey, we should play a game where we have to roll and run keygens
[11:04:20] <arti> first one to get a virus wins
[11:05:36] <crutchy> can't use windows cos that would be cheating
[11:06:08] <crutchy> or ie<9 cos they include an x-download-malware header by default
[11:06:20] <arti> heck, just install xp
[11:06:41] <arti> ridiculous how long of a life that os had
[11:14:04] <crutchy> you mean i have to upgrade from wfwg?
[11:17:32] <crutchy> xp was so popular because win98 had so many problems, same with vista/win7
[11:19:09] <crutchy> win8 craptastrophe is good for selling more win7... then when they've milked that cow dry they'll release the next less crap version to make up for win8
[11:20:40] <crutchy> seems like a pretty good strategy really. win8 is like r&d that consumers pay for
[11:44:32] <crutchy> wiki feeds are sorta working :-D
[11:44:56] <crutchy> just need to make it read the sources from the wiki
[11:59:02] <chromas> Not sure why that YouTube video doesn't get titled; others do :/
[12:00:22] <chromas> http://www.youtube.com
[12:00:23] <monopoly> └ 03Home Video Bloopers | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim - YouTube: Bloopers and home videos? Pinch me. SUBSCRIBE: http://bit.ly About Robot Chicken: Robot Chicken is Adult Swim's long-running stop-motion a...
[12:00:47] <chromas> ^ nsfw of course
[12:03:29] <crutchy> ~define nsfw
[12:03:48] <chromas> no such fucking wallaby
[12:05:00] <crutchy> lol
[12:07:18] <crutchy> chromas, whaddayathink? http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[12:07:20] <monopoly> └ 04Wiki: 03Feeds: This page has been created for RSS/Atom feeds to be output to, and users can develop summaries for promising article submissions.
[12:07:32] <chromas> oh look I don't have to clik :D
[12:07:41] * chromas clicks anyway
[12:07:43] <crutchy> lol
[12:08:11] <crutchy> i think i need to make a delete function :-/
[12:08:27] <crutchy> don't really want too many sections in there or nobody will use it
[12:17:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[12:17:43] <Bender> karma - coffee: 306
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[12:26:47] <crutchy> coffee++
[12:26:47] <Bender> karma - coffee: 307
[12:41:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - What Our Descendants Will Deplore about Us - http://sylnt.us - Sorry
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[13:36:43] <crutchy> msg++
[13:36:43] <Bender> karma - msg: 1
[13:37:10] <crutchy> !count
[13:38:54] <crutchy> !uid
[13:38:54] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 4492, owned by grammarpolice
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[13:47:42] <chromas> zomebody call nein wün wün!
[13:50:26] * JamesNZ shackles chromas for not capitalising the first word
[13:50:48] <crutchy> hi chromas,mrcool|work
[13:51:32] <chromas> oh no! First they came for the jews and I did not speak because [offensive Jewish joke redacted], then they came for me and there was no one left to [redacted]
[13:52:30] <chromas> hey crutchy and mrc^H^H^HJamesNZ
[13:52:40] <JamesNZ> \o
[13:52:56] <chromas> I saw that a lot in #Blender; had to go look it up
[13:52:58] <crutchy> at least you didn't make an offensive homosexuality joke about them coming for your jewels, like [redacted]
[13:53:04] <chromas> I was sure it was a palm-on-the-cheek
[13:53:15] <crutchy> #Blender?
[13:53:21] <JamesNZ> Hehe :P
[13:53:24] <chromas> freenode channel
[13:53:29] <crutchy> ah
[13:53:37] <chromas> for the 3d software
[13:54:30] <JamesNZ> I'm not a member of the Grammar Police though, that's for kids. I'm a Grammar Nazi >:D
[13:55:25] <chromas> Hey, if the Nazis had won, we wouldn't have Goldman Sachs
[13:55:28] <crutchy> i'm a redundant member of the redundant department of redundancy department
[13:55:36] <chromas> (Ignore the fact that it would just have a different name)
[13:55:51] <JamesNZ> Heh
[13:56:44] <crutchy> we would have a ship called the SS Essess
[13:56:59] <chromas> I remember that movie
[13:57:15] <crutchy> it was some funny shit eh
[13:57:28] <chromas> and the second one: "Frank, your drunk again" "Yeah, whose fault is that?"
[13:57:53] <crutchy> that was the one where they pissed all over top gun
[13:58:00] <crutchy> i like the rambo one too
[13:58:06] <chromas> But they forgot the flaming gayness
[13:58:25] <crutchy> didn't the have a ymca part?
[13:58:29] <chromas> http://www.youtube.com
[13:58:29] <monopoly> └ 03Honest Trailers - Top Gun - YouTube: Become a Screen Junkie! ►► http://bit.ly Click here to see more Honest Trailers ►►http://bit.ly/HonestTrailerPlaylist Voiceover Narration by Jon: ht...
[13:58:42] <chromas> don't recall
[13:58:46] <crutchy> oh you cruel bastard
[13:59:01] <chromas> lots of rumbliness at the beginning
[14:00:20] <crutchy> my internet sphincter's been tightened
[14:00:25] <chromas> aw
[14:00:38] <chromas> It'll still be there next month to eat into your quota
[14:00:49] <crutchy> lol true
[14:01:23] <chromas> or watch it at work
[14:01:53] <crutchy> i could always spend more money on more quota, but i have a shiny new (almost finished) bathroom to pay for
[14:01:55] <chromas> bring a laptop and use a yt downloader to fill the hdd and watch at home without using your connection
[14:03:32] <crutchy> almost finished my msg
[14:03:33] <chromas> Here's the low-bandwitdh version http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net
[14:03:34] <monopoly> └ 03Five shitty movies that everyone loves.: Five shitty movies that everyone loves
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[23:30:35] <crutchy> ~weather crutchy
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[23:31:05] <crutchy> ~weather crutchy
[23:31:09] <exec> Weather for Morwell (latrobe Valley Airport), VIC, Australia at 2014-06-29 20:00:00 (UTC) ~ 1.5 hrs ago:
[23:31:09] <exec> temperature = 43.2°F (6.2°C) dewpoint = 42.4°F (5.8°C)
[23:31:10] <exec> barometric pressure = 1014 mb ~ change of 1.2 mb over past 3 hrs relative humdity = 97%
[23:31:10] <exec> wind speed = 9 mph (14.4 km/h) wind direction = 290°
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